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OUTRO: The Bach Files · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: To too. Do bring me down? Man? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Your levels or your headphones? How do I sound in
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  Speaker 2: your ears? Just sound great?
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  Speaker 1: You sound you all sound good? I sound all good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, damn we recorded?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, well we do we have you know, like
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  Speaker 1: sure you check.
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  Speaker 3: Out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their Instagram
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  Speaker 3: at Hodaky Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: BTU into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate? What have you got on the buttons?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 2: Should we start with this?
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Man? Why not? Actually, it's been that kind
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  Speaker 1: of evening fellas, hasn't it. I've got to explain.
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  Speaker 2: Good day, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome along to the Jason's Badge special of The Big
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  Speaker 4: Show podcast. What Happened Jace talk us through absolute tragedy.
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  Speaker 1: So looking forward to taking the fellows to my favorite
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  Speaker 1: place in the world. Bopped it up. She's all good.
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  Speaker 1: We do the mission. We get out here, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a bit of a hike, isn't it, Fellows.
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  Speaker 1: To be honest, it's a bit of a hike.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying to picture it, you know, you try
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  Speaker 4: to picture somewhere before you go there. Sure, and then
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  Speaker 4: I was picturing this place. Yeah, it's way more involved
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  Speaker 4: to get here. And I really like that, yeah, very much.
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  Speaker 4: Because on the way out here you almost had a
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  Speaker 4: deer that ran out, a massive deer.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite common though, Keezy actually.
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  Speaker 2: And I like it because it's like, yo, we're rural.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah. And do you like the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you're traveling through the wood going downhill and you eventually
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  Speaker 1: go downhill to you reach the waterline.
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  Speaker 4: The water line.
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  Speaker 1: That sounded terrible. It sounds like I'm steamed or something,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not. You ate a lot of cheeseballs balls.
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  Speaker 1: So guys, the gig is was but listen, but listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is what happened, right, So I invited the Fellas
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  Speaker 1: out to Hardy Jay's family Batch massively, seriously barred up
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 4: You're very excited about it, and I was excited.
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  Speaker 1: About you know. And it went to the Super Pharaohs
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  Speaker 1: actually Fellas today to get all some quality food. I went,
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  Speaker 1: I went hardcore, you know. And and then of course,
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  Speaker 1: as we explained on our radio show, we turned up
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  Speaker 1: today because Mogi was coming and we turned up today.
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  Speaker 1: Mogi was there and that was like tickety boo, but
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  Speaker 1: he was feeling shipthouse and yeah, and he actually ended
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  Speaker 1: up not doing the show and not coming to the Batch.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just say this purely because Mogi was so fucked that.
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  Speaker 1: Thank fuck for that. Because we drove all the way
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  Speaker 1: to the Batch. It was a massive mission. There was
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  Speaker 1: in traffic, in traffic. We were hugely excited. I dropped
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  Speaker 1: the fellows off in the car park at thee where
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  Speaker 1: the batches, and I was driving along the beach. I've
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  Speaker 1: just got to get this out. I've just got to
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  Speaker 1: get this out. I was driving along the beach going
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  Speaker 1: yeah boy, yeah, boy, yeah, the Batch and the Fellows.
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  Speaker 1: It was going to be awesome. And as I was
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  Speaker 1: driving along the beach at low tide, I looked up
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  Speaker 1: to where the Batch was and there were lights on
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  Speaker 1: and I just went, surely, that's not our batch. Surely
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  Speaker 1: kept driving and I went you and I arrived at
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  Speaker 1: the Batch.
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  Speaker 2: I hang on, I drive the car up.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I've left the fellows behind in the car pack
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  Speaker 1: to just walk along the beach get the vibe of
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  Speaker 1: the batch, you know, the sort of bay. And I
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  Speaker 1: arrive and there's people in the batch, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what the hit the thing quick? And I knock on
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  Speaker 1: the slider doors of the batch the ranch sliders. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And they open the sliders and go, oh, can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? And I'm like, what the fuck? And I
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  Speaker 1: vaguely recognize this person. Should we close the door so
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  Speaker 1: they can't? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the door is opening there right next door. Jason,
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  Speaker 2: you keep telling the story. I'm just going to close
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  Speaker 2: the door.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus, do you think they heard it?
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  Speaker 2: The lights are all off there at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: For context, we're recording this approximately, Yeah, twelve thirty three.
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  Speaker 1: So I knock on the sliding doors. Pugs ran slider
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  Speaker 1: of the ranch slider after just just stiffening beside myself
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  Speaker 1: with rage.
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  Speaker 2: Is it button read by the way, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Beside myself with rage. Truly, Man, I can't explain what
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  Speaker 1: I was feeling. And the dude opened the door and
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  Speaker 1: I was like hello, and he went and I was
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  Speaker 1: it was actually a woman. She went hello, and I
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  Speaker 1: went hello, and she went, oh, I vaguely recognize you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, I'm part of the
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  Speaker 1: fucking family that comes to this place.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I was, so, did you open the
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  Speaker 1: door and swear it? Yeah? I did. I walked inside
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  Speaker 1: and there were two pulls there and I walked into
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  Speaker 1: the lounge and went, ah, you are fucking joking. I
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  Speaker 1: did say that.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, are treading? It's like an outro or are we No?
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  Speaker 3: It's just rating so we can swear. We just gotta
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  Speaker 3: we've got to we can swear or do we want to?
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  Speaker 1: I just thank you, and and they were all obviously
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  Speaker 1: going what the fuck is going on? Pads please and
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  Speaker 1: please don't lose it now, please, We're we've got some
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  Speaker 1: revelations about pugs. And I'm standing in the huge.
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  Speaker 2: Thats not We're not doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm in the lounge and I'm just like, what
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  Speaker 1: the you know? And I'm generally a polite person, but
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  Speaker 1: for about a minute there, I kind of lost my shit,
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  Speaker 1: but not like tensrum tension, but if I just went, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're fucking joke. And they were like, oh, oh, we
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  Speaker 1: organized this a week ago, and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to organize this two weeks ago and it's
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  Speaker 1: my family. But anyway, I was got it. It doesn't
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  Speaker 1: even express it.
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  Speaker 4: But the funny the funny thing is Jase, as I said,
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  Speaker 4: I've never been here in peak conditions. Just being here,
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  Speaker 4: even in this little we genuinely have to share a
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  Speaker 4: little room, which, to be fair great happy as Larry.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't it. It's like a magnificent piece of architecture. Or
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  Speaker 1: you'll see better in the morning in the daylight.
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  Speaker 2: Poks.
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  Speaker 1: I literally happy airs years.
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  Speaker 4: We're so whereas you're used to coming here with the
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  Speaker 4: whole place to yourself, Yes, we have to. We're all
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  Speaker 4: in one little room off to the side of the
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  Speaker 4: four people we met tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Love the people.
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  Speaker 3: Really.
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  Speaker 5: They were finishing up their dinner as we all and
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  Speaker 5: there started like shuffling around the fridge like we're all
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  Speaker 5: flat mate.
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  Speaker 2: That was making a drawer for ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: That fridge thing was funny because I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: what how about you guys have the top shuffle at
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  Speaker 4: the bottom one And they're like, yeah, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: I moved there, I fill it up.
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  Speaker 1: Can I go wheeze? I've done so many wheeze.
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  Speaker 4: I've fun on personally tonight, seriously Jason's done. I would
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  Speaker 4: even no less than seven seven wheeze because he also
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  Speaker 4: went wheeze at the not.
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  Speaker 3: Even over the whole night. That's just since we.
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  Speaker 4: Well he went at the way Ukunu will while you
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  Speaker 4: were when you when you ran back in and got
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  Speaker 4: your lunch roll.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, where did he go? He just went in the
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  Speaker 2: flax by us. There were people, it was.
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  Speaker 4: It was publican But seriously, like seven ways, I've done
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  Speaker 4: two since we've arrived.
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  Speaker 2: The even numb one myself.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Cameling year and Camel and I fucking really respect
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  Speaker 4: that person. Seriously, though your deck is huge?
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  Speaker 3: Can we not, seriously we need this joke? Christ It's
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  Speaker 3: not as can I call you Christopher?
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  Speaker 1: Do you can.
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  Speaker 2: More than I by it? The more it's going to.
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  Speaker 3: Perpetuate the issue I had the false information and it's true, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I because it's like, oh he's down.
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  Speaker 1: Below was the situation would agree with.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just say, if if you don't stop pretending
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  Speaker 4: that you don't you're not walking around with the fucking
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  Speaker 4: biggest loaf that anyone has ever seen, people are going
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  Speaker 4: to start to think the other stuff I think about you,
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  Speaker 4: the occasional meat loaf you know, Chase, you know that
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  Speaker 4: Pug has got the whole of doomt seriously.
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  Speaker 1: So I I just explained the scenario of when we
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  Speaker 1: arrived Fellers, you know, and and full credit to you
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  Speaker 1: to backbones. You took it on the chin and just went, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do We're you know, like every cloud has a
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  Speaker 1: silver lining and seeing Pugs. But but I just got
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  Speaker 1: to say, I've just got to say, but but forget
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  Speaker 1: that yes he's going to die, I forget all that
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  Speaker 1: other ship.
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  Speaker 2: It's not true.
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  Speaker 1: But we played poker, didn't week easy? Yeah, straight, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: Pugs of the game.
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  Speaker 5: Yet I got a future. I should really tell you
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  Speaker 5: about the size.
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  Speaker 2: Of my heart.
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  Speaker 4: The thing with you when you play poker is that
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  Speaker 4: you very much play like a mayor with a huge load.
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  Speaker 4: You know, You're like anyone is even vaguely raising you
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  Speaker 4: are like doubling down.
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  Speaker 5: It's not It's just not true, Fellas, Pugs.
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  Speaker 2: I've got I've got I've got massively.
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  Speaker 5: Large testicles and uncharacteristically small meat.
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  Speaker 1: Writing a boon hopper.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly along the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you know, just gone there. I mean, we're playing poker.
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  Speaker 1: We've got our chips. You know and ship fellas don't
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  Speaker 1: well got our chips and stuff. Seriously, Pakistan might as
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  Speaker 1: well have had his massive cock on the table for
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  Speaker 1: the way that he was. Seriously, you might as well
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  Speaker 1: have your massive deck on the table because Keys and
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  Speaker 1: I were going, I think we were a bit flustered. Keys, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy, it's not let's tell you why, let's do more
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  Speaker 5: damage to the reputation that it could have.
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  Speaker 2: Happen.
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  Speaker 1: Man, why because it was the last thing I expected
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  Speaker 1: from you. Man, that's all. And I think Keysy was
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Keysey was the same as Yeah, I I never well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you love your connies and you're Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: What is that? What I'm just saying?
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  Speaker 4: Stuff you love? What about when he was like when
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  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, Fellas, I'm all in and he's what.
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  Speaker 2: I can't go all in because my Dick's huge.
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  Speaker 5: Literally, the only reason they're saying all of this is
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  Speaker 5: because I played one hand that I won.
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  Speaker 2: The absolutely no cards. It happened once.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have to have cards. Put us out.
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  Speaker 2: This can't be the vre of cards. Can you play
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  Speaker 2: the music again?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I hope you've enjoyed the Friday Night Betch Trip podcast.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do another one tomorrow, JAYSONEE.
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  Speaker 2: We answer that's pretty long.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we answer everyone's questions all right, sure man, The
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  Speaker 4: Beach Files Betch Files is a huge all right listend,
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  Speaker 4: Love you guys by