Latest / Classic Metal Show / Is “The Real” Geoff Tate About To Lose It Over This Rant Contest? (2013)
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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: Hi, Steven Piercy from R.A.D., and you're listening and watching CMS-TV.
- 0:23SPEAKER_00: All right, well, getting back to the whole Queensryche thing.
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: I did pull up the YouTube where Mr. Tate analyzes the videos critiquing the new F.U.
- 0:37SPEAKER_00: album.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 0:39SPEAKER_00: So let's see what Jeff has to say.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 0:43SPEAKER_02: Hey, this is Jeff Tate with Queensryche.
- 0:45SPEAKER_02: We've got some videos to watch.
- 0:47SPEAKER_00: Check them out.
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: Now, when you see him with that look on his face...
- 0:54SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 0:55SPEAKER_00: And he says, of Queensryche.
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: Do you think that he says that with the utmost conviction?
- 1:04SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: No.
- 1:07SPEAKER_01: You got to think he knows that nobody except him is taking it as the real Queensryche.
- 1:11SPEAKER_01: That's my point.
- 1:13SPEAKER_01: In me.
- 1:15SPEAKER_01: I'm the other guy.
- 1:17SPEAKER_01: Don't forget, I support the Jeff Tate version.
- 1:20SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:21SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: But, you know,
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: in the back of his mind,
- 1:24SPEAKER_00: and I know you can't read his mind much like Michael Butler can read my mind.
- 1:29SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 1:29SPEAKER_00: True.
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: Hail and kill, caller, you're on the air.
- 1:34SPEAKER_02: Hail and kill, guys.
- 1:35SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to make one comment about this Jeff Tate thing.
- 1:39SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:42SPEAKER_02: I sent away a remix to Cleopatra via email, and I haven't heard anything back, so...
- 1:51SPEAKER_02: I bought the album from Amazon and I copied and pasted the information
- 2:00SPEAKER_02: and I haven't heard anything back.
- 2:02SPEAKER_02: So I'm not sure that they're actually doing what they said they're going to do.
- 2:06SPEAKER_00: Well, I can attest that they are doing what they said that they're going to do because
- 2:12SPEAKER_00: who was it, Chris, who contacted us and got the remix?
- 2:16SPEAKER_00: What was that?
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Oh, somebody did send us, like, one of the songs that was remixed.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: I know that.
- 2:22SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was Irish Richard.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
- 2:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 2:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I'll just wait and see what happens.
- 2:29SPEAKER_00: Keep you guys posted.
- 2:30SPEAKER_00: Well, you are all the way over in Australia,
- 2:32SPEAKER_00: and, you know, they're going to have to send that out from L.A. by boat.
- 2:39SPEAKER_00: So, I wouldn't expect... Hail and kill.
- 2:41SPEAKER_00: Hail and kill.
- 2:44SPEAKER_02: Thank you, pal.
- 2:44SPEAKER_02: And jobless.
- 2:50SPEAKER_02: And there goes third Mike Tim.
- 2:52SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there he goes.
- 2:54SPEAKER_02: Until we say something else he wants to comment on.
- 2:59SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 3:00SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 3:01SPEAKER_00: So anyway, it would be difficult for me personally to...
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: You know, say, oh, this is Jeff Tate of Queensryche, obviously, because I'm not him.
- 3:26SPEAKER_00: But in the back of his mind, you got to wonder, does he really believe that?
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine that he does,
- 3:34SPEAKER_01: especially when he trots out there on stage with all those strangers.
- 3:37SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 3:38SPEAKER_01: No, I can't believe that he goes out there and is like, yeah, this is Queensryche.
- 3:42SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: Let's see what he's got to say.
- 3:45SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 3:48SPEAKER_01: Wow, did you see the lady in the video
- 3:51SPEAKER_02: that said that?
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: The black lady?
- 4:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it doesn't seem like she would be a Queensryche fan.
- 4:16SPEAKER_01: Dude, we got to find her video because she has some of the funniest.
- 4:20SPEAKER_01: She's like dumb as a stump and she's just trying to.
- 4:23SPEAKER_01: I totally think that she's just a prize pig.
- 4:26SPEAKER_01: You think either that or do you think she's a plant?
- 4:29SPEAKER_01: Could be a plant,
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: but definitely a prize pig,
- 4:32SPEAKER_01: because she has the best line of all of them,
- 4:36SPEAKER_01: and it's not in this video,
- 4:37SPEAKER_01: but she says, I listened to the whole song Slave, and it's not about slavery.
- 4:44SPEAKER_00: She really said that?
- 4:45SPEAKER_01: She really said that.
- 4:46SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
- 4:48SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 4:50SPEAKER_00: That's why she doesn't like it, because it's not about slavery.
- 4:53SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 4:55SPEAKER_00: Now, had it been about slavery...
- 4:57SPEAKER_00: Do you think, if this is legitimate, that is?
- 5:00SPEAKER_00: I gotta think she's a plant.
- 5:02SPEAKER_00: Don't you think she'd be crying racism?
- 5:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would think so.
- 5:08SPEAKER_02: Too aggressive for what it is.
- 5:09SPEAKER_02: The album is boring, mediocrity, crap music.
- 5:12SPEAKER_02: The production is...
- 5:14SPEAKER_00: Wow, there's her old metal madman.
- 5:16SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's all over this video.
- 5:17SPEAKER_00: Oh, nice.
- 5:19SPEAKER_02: This is an album so bad that Jesus
- 5:23SPEAKER_00: himself wept.
- 5:26SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Come on.
- 5:30SPEAKER_00: How many of these do you think are legitimate?
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: I think a lot of these guys just wanted the trip.
- 5:37SPEAKER_00: Jesus himself wept because he heard this shitty album.
- 5:40SPEAKER_00: Jesus wept.
- 5:42SPEAKER_00: Sure he did.
- 5:42SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 5:44SPEAKER_02: Creativity.
- 5:45SPEAKER_02: Where's the passion?
- 5:47SPEAKER_00: You pretty much like suck dick.
- 5:48SPEAKER_02: The biggest shit son.
- 5:50SPEAKER_00: Come on.
- 5:53SPEAKER_00: Something about this just seems hokey.
- 5:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so too.
- 5:58SPEAKER_00: I have a hard time believing that these are the legitimate entries.
- 6:02SPEAKER_00: Well, I know the Metal Madman.
- 6:03SPEAKER_00: Well, I know his is, but some of these just seem a little too far-fetched.
- 6:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a little bit.
- 6:09SPEAKER_02: The rock and metal industry has ever seen.
- 6:12SPEAKER_02: I had to listen to Cold 15 times before I realized how much I hated it.
- 6:20SPEAKER_02: Come on.
- 6:22SPEAKER_00: Come on.
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: It's not a plant.
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: I ain't got time for that.
- 6:27SPEAKER_00: She's not a plant.
- 6:28SPEAKER_00: No.
- 6:30SPEAKER_02: I want to hear you like you got your fucking nuts in a vice.
- 6:34SPEAKER_02: And sing like that.
- 6:36SPEAKER_02: That's gross.
- 6:37SPEAKER_02: I don't like Frequency Unknown.
- 6:39SPEAKER_02: I just don't like it.
- 6:41SPEAKER_02: There's a couple songs.
- 6:42SPEAKER_00: What's up with Metal Madman doing this out in a park?
- 6:45SPEAKER_00: With a beer.
- 6:47SPEAKER_00: Standing out there in the park.
- 6:48SPEAKER_00: He's in his driveway or something.
- 6:50SPEAKER_00: Is that what it is?
- 6:50SPEAKER_00: It looks like he's kind of like on a bike path or something.
- 6:53SPEAKER_02: Thinking he's in his driveway.
- 6:54SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 6:56SPEAKER_02: It was on it that I did like,
- 6:58SPEAKER_02: and, you know, I listened to the record all the way through without stopping.
- 7:03SPEAKER_02: I don't like Frequency Unknown.
- 7:04SPEAKER_02: I liked In the Hands of God.
- 7:07SPEAKER_02: I just think of that Chris Angel guy.
- 7:09SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
- 7:09SPEAKER_02: Are you ready?
- 7:10SPEAKER_02: With the mouth thing.
- 7:11SPEAKER_02: What do I like about Frequency Unknown other than the classless album art?
- 7:18SPEAKER_02: Egotistical, tasteless album cover.
- 7:22SPEAKER_02: It's up.
- 7:23SPEAKER_02: That's good.
- 7:24SPEAKER_02: Sucked.
- 7:25SPEAKER_02: I make better music on the toilet with diarrhea.
- 7:31SPEAKER_00: I'm having a really tough time thinking that these are not plants.
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 7:42SPEAKER_00: I
- 7:44SPEAKER_00: thought that the rules to this thing was that they weren't to criticize or attack
- 7:51SPEAKER_00: on a personal level.
- 7:52SPEAKER_01: No, I think the rules were specifically that you couldn't
- 7:55SPEAKER_00: attack like family members.
- 7:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know, but I thought it was like you had to stick to the music topic.
- 8:01SPEAKER_01: Well, allegedly, but you know what I think part of it is?
- 8:04SPEAKER_01: They didn't get any entries.
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 8:07SPEAKER_01: I don't think there's, I mean,
- 8:08SPEAKER_01: I Googled it,
- 8:10SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 8:10SPEAKER_01: because I was going to see if there was like a bunch more that they didn't use
- 8:14SPEAKER_01: or whatever.
- 8:16SPEAKER_01: And the ones that are featured there are the only ones I found.
- 8:19SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 8:20SPEAKER_01: So I think they only got four or five entries.
- 8:23SPEAKER_01: Wow.
- 8:23SPEAKER_02: I would rather start my day by hopping a hobo's farts.
- 8:30SPEAKER_00: I don't believe that.
- 8:33SPEAKER_00: I'm just having a real tough time believing that these people, these are their serious entries.
- 8:40SPEAKER_00: Because when this quote-unquote contest came out,
- 8:45SPEAKER_00: I was skeptical that they would have legitimate people on here.
- 8:52SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 8:52SPEAKER_00: You know, because it just seemed like it was too set up.
- 8:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:56SPEAKER_01: Well, now you see the results.
- 9:01SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of aggression there.
- 9:02SPEAKER_02: The writing makes no sense.
- 9:05SPEAKER_02: I like the songs, you know, as songs.
- 9:08SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I mean, it's okay, whatever.
- 9:11SPEAKER_01: It was horrible.
- 9:12SPEAKER_01: This is kind of like...
- 9:14SPEAKER_01: Many of the songs on Frequency Unknown.
- 9:18SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of aggression there.
- 9:20SPEAKER_02: This is a horrible CD.
- 9:22SPEAKER_02: Very slow.
- 9:23SPEAKER_02: Abysmally pathetic.
- 9:24SPEAKER_02: But look where you are now.
- 9:26SPEAKER_02: You fucking blew it.
- 9:27SPEAKER_02: Such a disappointment.
- 9:29SPEAKER_02: You hardly see a picture of you without a fucking wine glass in your hand.
- 9:33SPEAKER_02: You know, you should probably go to fucking AA.
- 9:35You know, give them help.
- 9:37And maybe, you know, a vocal coach.
- 9:39That might help too, buddy.
- 9:40SPEAKER_02: You're kind of losing it.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: I like that one.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know, but I just think that's, I don't know.
- 9:47SPEAKER_00: I like Tate with the wine glass, too.
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: He raises his glass up, you know.
- 9:53SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 9:55SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 9:57SPEAKER_00: I'm just having a hard time believing this is legit.
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- 10:34SPEAKER_01: How the mighty have fallen.
- 10:36SPEAKER_01: I used to respect you, now I only despise you.
- 10:39SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
- 10:41SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 10:42SPEAKER_00: I used to respect you, now I only despise you.
- 10:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because you put out a bad album.
- 10:49SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 10:50SPEAKER_02: This bumbling O-Fish album is not worth the plastic it's printed on.
- 10:57SPEAKER_00: That girl was reading off of a cue card.
- 11:00SPEAKER_00: Of course she was.
- 11:00SPEAKER_00: I was watching her eyes.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: Well, you could hear it in a read.
- 11:05SPEAKER_02: It is a tragic, limping attempt.
- 11:07SPEAKER_02: One that makes you itch and have weird dreams about
- 11:10SPEAKER_02: shitting your pants in public.
- 11:19SPEAKER_02: Nope.
- 11:19SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 11:21SPEAKER_02: Disrespect.
- 11:22SPEAKER_02: No, disrespect is not intended, but How embarrassing.
- 11:28SPEAKER_02: Good night and please watch.
- 11:32SPEAKER_02: Remember this.
- 11:34SPEAKER_02: Every song sucked.
- 11:43SPEAKER_02: Very contrived.
- 11:44SPEAKER_02: It sticks.
- 11:52SPEAKER_02: Boring as shit.
- 11:54SPEAKER_02: It gets terrible, generic, boring.
- 11:57SPEAKER_02: Believe it.
- 12:06SPEAKER_01: Believe it.
- 12:07SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
- 12:08SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 12:09SPEAKER_00: The madman.
- 12:13SPEAKER_00: Again, I'm just having a very difficult time imagining that,
- 12:19SPEAKER_00: you know, obviously we know the madman.
- 12:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I know for a fact that Madman hates that fucking rec.
- 12:24SPEAKER_00: Well, I can understand that,
- 12:26SPEAKER_00: but that black lady and then that guy who,
- 12:31SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 12:32SPEAKER_00: he's a big overweight guy and he's just sitting there and,
- 12:37SPEAKER_00: you know, the whole Jesus wept thing.
- 12:39SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 12:40SPEAKER_00: It just seems too...
- 12:41SPEAKER_01: You don't think Jesus wept when he heard Frequency Unknown?
- 12:44SPEAKER_00: No.
- 12:44SPEAKER_00: No.
- 12:45SPEAKER_00: Really?
- 12:45SPEAKER_00: I think all these reviews are very contrived.
- 12:49SPEAKER_00: It's hard for me to believe that these are the real thing.
- 12:53SPEAKER_01: I'm having trouble believing that you don't think that Jesus wept
- 12:57SPEAKER_01: when he heard Frequency Unknown.
- 12:58SPEAKER_01: Like when he heard Cold or something?
- 13:00SPEAKER_01: Was it Tears of Joy?
- 13:02SPEAKER_01: No.
- 13:05SPEAKER_01: I'm having a hard time believing that.
- 13:07SPEAKER_01: I think Jesus must have wept.
- 13:08SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 13:08SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was bad.
- 13:10SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 13:12SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 13:14SPEAKER_00: So this is to be continued.
- 13:16SPEAKER_00: There's more apparently on the way.
- 13:17SPEAKER_01: Yeah, in other words,
- 13:18SPEAKER_01: well, we didn't get enough rants on this thing, so now we're going to beg for more.
- 13:25SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 13:25SPEAKER_00: Hail and kill, caller.
- 13:26SPEAKER_00: You're on the air.
- 13:28SPEAKER_03: Greetings and salutations.
- 13:29SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's our good friend Jeff Tate.
- 13:31SPEAKER_00: It's the real Jeff Tate.
- 13:32SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
- 13:34SPEAKER_00: Hello, Jeff.
- 13:36SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
- 13:36SPEAKER_03: Play your fucking bumper.
- 13:40SPEAKER_00: You're just so used to us welcoming you, so here we go.
- 13:45SPEAKER_03: Greetings and salutations, everyone.
- 13:47SPEAKER_03: This is Jeff Tate.
- 13:48SPEAKER_02: Ladies and gentlemen,
- 13:50SPEAKER_02: please welcome a man of eloquence, sagacity, wit, and exceptional breeding.
- 13:57SPEAKER_03: I am shedding my metal cloak.
- 13:59SPEAKER_03: These days, I prefer a friendly game of backgammon.
- 14:03SPEAKER_02: The most refined and cultured songwriter and wine connoisseur of the modern era.
- 14:10SPEAKER_03: I am obsessed with sex.
- 14:12SPEAKER_03: I'm paddling ham right now.
- 14:14SPEAKER_03: I am wearing a smoking jacket.
- 14:15SPEAKER_03: Nothing boorish comes from a man in a smoking jacket.
- 14:18SPEAKER_02: The voice of Jeff Tate's Queensryche?
- 14:23SPEAKER_03: Full frontal nudity.
- 14:24SPEAKER_02: Mr. Jeff Tate.
- 14:27SPEAKER_03: Jeff with a G. I play the saxophone.
- 14:37SPEAKER_01: Hello, Jeff.
- 14:38SPEAKER_01: How are you, sir?
- 14:40SPEAKER_03: I am fine, but I am rather frustrated at the moment.
- 14:44SPEAKER_03: Neely, I must say,
- 14:49SPEAKER_03: it seems that every time I tune into your program,
- 14:52SPEAKER_03: not only are you always discussing me,
- 14:55SPEAKER_03: which is fine,
- 14:56SPEAKER_03: no such thing as bad press, same way as there's no such thing as bad pizza.
- 14:59SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 15:00SPEAKER_03: If you know what I mean.
- 15:05SPEAKER_03: But you are always such a nuttering nabob of negativity.
- 15:10SPEAKER_00: Yeah!
- 15:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah!
- 15:12SPEAKER_00: Well, just call me a pompous dick.
- 15:15SPEAKER_03: It's what you are.
- 15:17SPEAKER_03: Everything out of your mouth is, I don't like this.
- 15:21SPEAKER_03: I don't believe that's real.
- 15:23SPEAKER_03: I think he's dumbing up that contest.
- 15:26SPEAKER_03: What must I do to convince you of the validity, nay, the very supremacy of my endeavors?
- 15:35SPEAKER_00: Well, do you believe that African-American lady, she listened to the F.U.
- 15:41SPEAKER_03: and... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 15:43SPEAKER_03: You're making this a racial thing.
- 15:45SPEAKER_03: So you're saying that I, Jeff Tate, a black man, cannot have black fans.
- 15:49SPEAKER_03: You think black people aren't into hard rock music.
- 15:54SPEAKER_00: Well, I didn't say that, but you just sort of kind of put those words in my mouth.
- 15:59SPEAKER_03: You were going to say it.
- 16:00SPEAKER_03: I know what you're saying.
- 16:01SPEAKER_03: You were dog whistling, Neely.
- 16:03SPEAKER_03: You were dog whistling.
- 16:06SPEAKER_03: We know what dog whistling is.
- 16:07SPEAKER_03: Now, for the uneducated, let me enlighten you about dog whistling.
- 16:12SPEAKER_03: Now, it is not Todd or Ted or whatever his name is.
- 16:17SPEAKER_03: It's not a reference to his vocal stylings.
- 16:21SPEAKER_03: Dog whistling,
- 16:21SPEAKER_03: you see,
- 16:22SPEAKER_03: is when a person usually almost always white,
- 16:26SPEAKER_03: such as Neely,
- 16:28SPEAKER_03: the whitest man in history, the whitest white man, his soul is albino.
- 16:38SPEAKER_03: That's how white Neely is.
- 16:41SPEAKER_03: He has an albino soul.
- 16:42SPEAKER_03: Now, when a person like Neely speaks in such a way,
- 16:48SPEAKER_03: uses veiled language,
- 16:50SPEAKER_03: that everyone knows exactly what he means, but he doesn't come right out and say it.
- 16:57SPEAKER_03: Just as he did when he expressed surprise that I might have an African-American female fan.
- 17:05SPEAKER_01: Very true, Jeff.
- 17:07SPEAKER_03: I don't like when my fans are disrespected.
- 17:11SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 17:12SPEAKER_00: Well, it was not meant to be a disparaging remark, Jeff.
- 17:16SPEAKER_00: It was surprised at her review of the CD saying she listened to the one song 15 times.
- 17:23SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
- 17:24SPEAKER_03: Again, you're clucking your...
- 17:32SPEAKER_03: He's racial profiling.
- 17:33SPEAKER_03: You're ingrained racism in this benign surprise.
- 17:40SPEAKER_03: You probably don't even realize you're doing it.
- 17:43SPEAKER_00: You're probably right.
- 17:44SPEAKER_00: I'm very insensitive to it.
- 17:46SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 17:47SPEAKER_03: That is my point.
- 17:47SPEAKER_03: That is my point.
- 17:50SPEAKER_03: And as for the song not being about slavery, well,
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: there are many different kinds of slavery,
- 17:55SPEAKER_03: as I'm sure you're aware,
- 17:57SPEAKER_03: especially you, Christopher, and all the events of this past week in your hometown.
- 18:02SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
- 18:04SPEAKER_01: Notice that those events were not done by black men, by the way.
- 18:08SPEAKER_03: No, they were done by...
- 18:11SPEAKER_03: The brown men.
- 18:12SPEAKER_03: Little brown brothers.
- 18:13SPEAKER_01: Don't see Mexicans.
- 18:14SPEAKER_01: You're right.
- 18:16SPEAKER_03: Puerto Ricans or something.
- 18:17SPEAKER_03: Little brown brothers.
- 18:19SPEAKER_03: But, you know, on that topic, you know, I have always said that nothing is off limits.
- 18:24SPEAKER_03: And, you know,
- 18:27SPEAKER_03: there have been some role-playing escapades between myself and my lovely wife,
- 18:35SPEAKER_03: Susan.
- 18:36SPEAKER_03: I find it something interesting.
- 18:39SPEAKER_03: I mean...
- 18:40SPEAKER_03: Not that it's something that I would go out and do, but it's fun to think about.
- 18:45SPEAKER_03: Don't you agree?
- 18:49SPEAKER_01: I'm stepping away from that comment, Jeff.
- 18:51SPEAKER_01: I think I've got to leave you alone on that one.
- 18:53SPEAKER_03: It's just something that I haven't...
- 18:57SPEAKER_03: I like to think about it, and I like to pretend.
- 19:00SPEAKER_03: It's something I, as yet, can't bring myself to take the next step.
- 19:06SPEAKER_01: Well, it just takes a little kidnapping.
- 19:08SPEAKER_01: Somebody on tour, throw them in the back of the tour bus and you're rocking.
- 19:12SPEAKER_03: Like the little girl who went missing at the Metallica concert.
- 19:16SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 19:17SPEAKER_01: Were you opening that show?
- 19:19SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
- 19:19SPEAKER_03: No, but I have opened for Metallica in the past.
- 19:24SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 19:26SPEAKER_03: It's just something, you know, in the Tate house.
- 19:32SPEAKER_03: Hold on one second.
- 19:34SPEAKER_03: Ananda, don't open that door.
- 19:37SPEAKER_03: How many times have I told you, stay out of the rape dungeon?
- 19:46SPEAKER_03: God damn it.
- 19:50SPEAKER_03: What were we saying?
- 19:51SPEAKER_01: We were talking about, well, rape and the reviews of Frequency Unknown.
- 20:00SPEAKER_03: Yes, we were talking about these people raping my creative endeavors.
- 20:04SPEAKER_01: That's right.
- 20:07SPEAKER_03: And the way Neely is sitting there with his cold,
- 20:10SPEAKER_03: with his funny voice,
- 20:13SPEAKER_03: you may want to try some Alka-Seltzer,
- 20:14SPEAKER_03: Neely, sitting there saying, he thinks the contest is dumbing up somehow.
- 20:21SPEAKER_01: Well, Jeff,
- 20:22SPEAKER_01: I would like,
- 20:22SPEAKER_01: before you go any further,
- 20:23SPEAKER_01: if I might interrupt for one second,
- 20:25SPEAKER_01: I would like it on record that I was right there supporting you the entire time,
- 20:31SPEAKER_01: both the record and your contest.
- 20:36SPEAKER_03: Yes, I understand that, Christopher.
- 20:38SPEAKER_03: Your words seem to be supporting me.
- 20:41SPEAKER_03: But sometimes,
- 20:44SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you've gotten this comment from possibly your parents or teachers
- 20:48SPEAKER_03: or other people in your past, possibly former employers.
- 20:54SPEAKER_03: You tend to say things in such a way that makes one believe that you might be being sarcastic.
- 21:02SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's a misconception that people have had with me throughout my life, Jeff.
- 21:07SPEAKER_01: But honestly, no sarcasm there.
- 21:09SPEAKER_01: I am all about frequency unknown.
- 21:13SPEAKER_03: Well, that is certainly reassuring.
- 21:15SPEAKER_03: Given the number of video submissions, frankly, it's disconcerting.
- 21:22SPEAKER_03: And then to be forced to sit there and watch these videos,
- 21:28SPEAKER_03: this was Susan's idea, as I'm sure you know.
- 21:31SPEAKER_03: And let me tell you.
- 21:32SPEAKER_03: She owes me big.
- 21:35SPEAKER_01: And you've got big to give her.
- 21:38SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
- 21:40SPEAKER_00: So what were your thoughts on the...
- 21:43SPEAKER_03: I am just...
- 21:44SPEAKER_03: When this contest is over, I'm going to tear that up.
- 21:49SPEAKER_00: Well, Jeff,
- 21:50SPEAKER_00: what were your thoughts on the one contest entrant that says that there's never
- 21:55SPEAKER_00: a picture of you without a wine glass in your hand?
- 21:58SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, it's all about your brand.
- 22:01SPEAKER_03: It's all about promoting who you are, your personal brand, and all that sort of thing.
- 22:05SPEAKER_03: I am Jeff Tate.
- 22:07SPEAKER_03: I love wine.
- 22:08SPEAKER_03: As you know from my electronic press kit, I love wine.
- 22:12SPEAKER_03: And we've all spoken about in my Insania Wine at Great Length.
- 22:16SPEAKER_03: So I always make a point to have some wine handy because I like to sip on some wine.
- 22:23SPEAKER_03: Now, I don't sit there and just Chug the damn thing.
- 22:27SPEAKER_03: That's Susan.
- 22:28SPEAKER_03: Susan, I don't know if you know this,
- 22:30SPEAKER_03: but she's a wonderful woman in many ways, but she's a horrible drunk.
- 22:39SPEAKER_03: In what way?
- 22:42SPEAKER_03: She drinks to excess.
- 22:44SPEAKER_03: She gets sloppy.
- 22:46SPEAKER_03: I mean, obviously,
- 22:48SPEAKER_03: you want to get yourself numbed for some of the things that we do together, but...
- 22:53SPEAKER_03: It helps me with the persuasion process.
- 23:00SPEAKER_03: She's a drunk, let's put it that way.
- 23:05SPEAKER_01: Have you ever thought that she just needs to have that little extra drink to face
- 23:11SPEAKER_01: the realities that she's in an interracial relationship?
- 23:17SPEAKER_03: It's nothing to do with interracial.
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: She's an enlightened woman.
- 23:20SPEAKER_03: It's nothing...
- 23:21SPEAKER_03: About me being black or anything like that.
- 23:22SPEAKER_03: It's just that some of the,
- 23:25SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 23:26SPEAKER_03: my passion for life is extreme and, you know, my passion in general is extreme.
- 23:30SPEAKER_03: And so is the size of my big black, you know, meat log.
- 23:38SPEAKER_03: Meat log.
- 23:40SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
- 23:42SPEAKER_03: My knock worst of love here.
- 23:43SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 23:47SPEAKER_03: This ain't no chicken sausage, friend.
- 23:49SPEAKER_03: This is a knock worst.
- 23:53SPEAKER_03: When I'm knocking boots with my knock wrist,
- 23:55SPEAKER_03: Susan, it helps to, it loosens the inhibitions, all that sort of thing.
- 24:03SPEAKER_01: And if she ain't doing it right, you're knocking the bitch out, right?
- 24:07SPEAKER_01: You got it.
- 24:08SPEAKER_03: You got it, dog.
- 24:12SPEAKER_00: Oh, shizzle.
- 24:30SPEAKER_00: Well, what would you rap about?
- 24:31SPEAKER_00: Would you rap about the social condition or maybe even that tragedy in Cleveland
- 24:39SPEAKER_00: of keeping three women enslaved?
- 24:42SPEAKER_00: What would you rap about?
- 24:43SPEAKER_03: Tragedy?
- 24:44SPEAKER_03: That's a party.
- 24:49SPEAKER_03: That's what I call a good time.
- 24:53SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding me?
- 24:55SPEAKER_03: What man would not give this left testicle for that sort of situation?
- 25:00SPEAKER_01: If Ariel Castro ever gets out of jail,
- 25:02SPEAKER_01: he's got front row seats for every Queensryche show, right?
- 25:06SPEAKER_03: He's head of security.
- 25:07SPEAKER_03: He's my tour manager.
- 25:10SPEAKER_03: I'm going to give him the backstage passes and let him do his thing.
- 25:15SPEAKER_01: Miranda better look out.
- 25:18SPEAKER_03: Miranda, well,
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: you know,
- 25:21SPEAKER_03: Miranda,
- 25:24SPEAKER_03: she has a special place in my heart,
- 25:26SPEAKER_03: aside from the fact that she is Susan's daughter.
- 25:28SPEAKER_03: I've taken a lot of time and patience with Miranda.
- 25:32SPEAKER_03: Plus, you know, the tutoring, the secretarial skills, the foot binding.
- 25:41SPEAKER_03: I like to keep her feet small.
- 25:43SPEAKER_03: You know,
- 25:43SPEAKER_03: the ancient Chinese technique of binding the young woman's feet so
- 25:48SPEAKER_03: that they stumps their growth so they stay all cute little, tiny little tootsies.
- 25:54SPEAKER_03: It just, you know...
- 25:58SPEAKER_03: It just makes my big black dick look even bigger.
- 26:01SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 26:01SPEAKER_03: Jeez.
- 26:02SPEAKER_00: So she's giving you foot jobs or what?
- 26:06SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 26:07SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 26:08SPEAKER_03: Among my many other fetishes, I also have a foot fetish.
- 26:12SPEAKER_03: But that is nothing to be ashamed of.
- 26:14SPEAKER_03: It's something that many men have, and I've explored it to its fullest.
- 26:20SPEAKER_01: What exactly does that mean, to explore it to its fullest?
- 26:26SPEAKER_03: What do you think it means?
- 26:27SPEAKER_01: I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
- 26:29SPEAKER_01: I'm stupid when it comes to foot fetish.
- 26:31SPEAKER_03: Come on, Christopher, don't tell me you don't appreciate a good pair of feet.
- 26:36SPEAKER_03: Not especially, no.
- 26:39SPEAKER_03: Ah, the taste,
- 26:40SPEAKER_03: the smell,
- 26:41SPEAKER_03: the feel of them rubbing up and down your body,
- 26:45SPEAKER_03: the feel of them wrapped around your cock, it's just marvelous.
- 26:48SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 26:51SPEAKER_03: And then at the end,
- 26:52SPEAKER_03: taking a nice snapshot of a cute little pair of feet, Spattered with your jizz.
- 26:58SPEAKER_03: Wow!
- 27:01SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes!
- 27:06SPEAKER_03: I believe Neely's Pop the Chubster.
- 27:13SPEAKER_00: Neely, are you into the feet?
- 27:15SPEAKER_00: Well, no,
- 27:16SPEAKER_00: not especially,
- 27:16SPEAKER_00: but Jeff is always breaking new ground here whenever we have him on the show,
- 27:21SPEAKER_00: that's for sure.
- 27:22SPEAKER_03: I guess.
- 27:24SPEAKER_03: Neely's cock just pushed his chair back three inches.
- 27:30SPEAKER_00: Well, that's very generous of you to say, Jeff.
- 27:34SPEAKER_03: Well, you're quite welcome,
- 27:35SPEAKER_03: and perhaps,
- 27:38SPEAKER_03: you know, two feet, two of us, maybe we could go in on some of that sometime.
- 27:48SPEAKER_00: Here you were willing to share with Chris a couple weeks ago,
- 27:51SPEAKER_00: and now you're willing to share with me,
- 27:53SPEAKER_00: even though I've been, you know, accused of being one of your naysayers.
- 27:58SPEAKER_03: I'm going to do anything to bring you around to my way of thinking, Neely.
- 28:02SPEAKER_03: I'm a generous man.
- 28:04SPEAKER_03: I'm not above a little bit of bribery, a little bit of friendly persuasion.
- 28:11SPEAKER_03: Whatever it takes, I've got to get the media on my side here.
- 28:15SPEAKER_03: I feel like one of those Fox News commentators
- 28:28SPEAKER_03: The media just won't give me a shot.
- 28:30SPEAKER_01: No.
- 28:31SPEAKER_01: It's Operation Footcrime getting offered here.
- 28:34SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
- 28:35SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, indeed.
- 28:40SPEAKER_01: Such a visual.
- 28:44SPEAKER_03: Mananda.
- 28:47SPEAKER_03: Get your mother in here.
- 28:48SPEAKER_03: I need to suck on some toes.
- 28:49SPEAKER_02: Wow.
- 28:56SPEAKER_03: All right, right.
- 29:06SPEAKER_03: That's good.
- 29:09SPEAKER_03: I hope her feet were clean.
- 29:11SPEAKER_03: Another slice of cheese.
- 29:14SPEAKER_03: No, not toe cheese.
- 29:16SPEAKER_03: I'm talking about La Gorgonzola.
- 29:20SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
- 29:22SPEAKER_00: What is it about the classic metal show, Jeff,
- 29:25SPEAKER_00: that allows you to be so open and honest with us and I never hear you,
- 29:29SPEAKER_00: you know, expound on these...
- 29:34SPEAKER_00: You know, exotic interests you have on any other interview.
- 29:38SPEAKER_03: It's just that I am allowed,
- 29:40SPEAKER_03: as you noted more than once, that I am allowed to do my thing, to be myself.
- 29:47SPEAKER_03: I'm free to be you and me.
- 29:48SPEAKER_03: I can express my blackness.
- 29:51SPEAKER_03: I can explore all my sexual perversions.
- 29:56SPEAKER_03: The sort of thing,
- 29:57SPEAKER_03: the format of the show,
- 29:58SPEAKER_03: or lack thereof,
- 29:59SPEAKER_03: if you will allow me,
- 30:02SPEAKER_03: You can't do that on, say,
- 30:03SPEAKER_03: Rockline,
- 30:04SPEAKER_03: because every 30 seconds you've got to take some other call from somebody wanting
- 30:08SPEAKER_03: to know, Hi Jeff, what was it like?
- 30:12SPEAKER_00: And I'm sure Bob Coburn wouldn't appreciate it either.
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- 31:27SPEAKER_01: That's not very nice, Jeff.
- 31:28SPEAKER_01: Bob's always been good to you, hasn't he?
- 31:31SPEAKER_03: Eh, he's all right, but he's just a cardboard cutout of a host.
- 31:38SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 31:38SPEAKER_00: Well, how about in the studio with Redbeard?
- 31:41SPEAKER_00: How does he treat you?
- 31:44SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, what was that?
- 31:46SPEAKER_00: How about in the studio with Redbeard?
- 31:48SPEAKER_00: How does he treat you?
- 31:49SPEAKER_03: Redbeard?
- 31:51SPEAKER_03: Who's Redbeard?
- 31:52SPEAKER_00: In the studio.
- 31:54SPEAKER_00: The show in the studio.
- 31:57SPEAKER_03: I'm unfamiliar.
- 32:00SPEAKER_03: It's passed out of my mind.
- 32:01SPEAKER_03: Perhaps I was a little tipsy that night.
- 32:06SPEAKER_01: One of those rare moments, right, Jeff?
- 32:10SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, you know.
- 32:12SPEAKER_03: All things in moderation, including moderation, right?
- 32:14SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: You would know all about that, Christopher, wouldn't you?
- 32:20SPEAKER_01: I know all about not following moderation.
- 32:25SPEAKER_03: Attaboy.
- 32:26SPEAKER_03: Now, something else I would like to bring to your attention,
- 32:30SPEAKER_03: your critique of the video at the very beginning,
- 32:34SPEAKER_03: when you were calling into question my conviction when I say that I am Jeff Tate
- 32:38SPEAKER_03: from Queensryche,
- 32:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Neely, why would you say such a thing?
- 32:44SPEAKER_00: Try to get into the mind of a great thinker.
- 32:47SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 32:47SPEAKER_03: Now, when you said something along the lines of, how can he believe that this is Queensryche?
- 32:53SPEAKER_03: No, no, that's not the point.
- 32:55SPEAKER_03: It's not this is Queensryche.
- 32:57SPEAKER_03: It's I am Queensryche.
- 33:00SPEAKER_01: Good point, Jeff.
- 33:01SPEAKER_01: Very good point.
- 33:02SPEAKER_03: What's my name?
- 33:04SPEAKER_03: Jeff Tate.
- 33:06SPEAKER_03: What's my band?
- 33:07SPEAKER_03: Queensryche, of course.
- 33:10SPEAKER_03: Word up, dog.
- 33:12SPEAKER_01: Right on.
- 33:13SPEAKER_01: Nizzle de schnizzle.
- 33:17SPEAKER_03: Now you're getting into the spirit of things, Christopher.
- 33:20SPEAKER_01: Trying.
- 33:22SPEAKER_03: I must say it gladdens, it warms the cockles of my heart.
- 33:25SPEAKER_03: Hey, cockles.
- 33:30SPEAKER_01: Jeff, you are my role model.
- 33:31SPEAKER_01: I'm just trying to be as much like you as I can be.
- 33:35SPEAKER_03: I prefer to lead by example.
- 33:36SPEAKER_03: And if I can, I can, if I can, Lead one soul to the light.
- 33:42SPEAKER_03: I've done my work.
- 33:46SPEAKER_01: I'm trying, my friend.
- 33:48SPEAKER_03: Well, I certainly appreciate that.
- 33:49SPEAKER_03: And now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for Miranda's piping lesson.
- 33:55SPEAKER_00: Her piping lesson?
- 33:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah, her typing lesson.
- 33:58SPEAKER_00: She's practicing to be Jeff's personal assistant and secretary.
- 34:03SPEAKER_00: I thought you said piping, Jeff,
- 34:04SPEAKER_01: and I couldn't imagine what you meant.
- 34:07SPEAKER_03: That's something entirely different.
- 34:09SPEAKER_03: That's for another time.
- 34:10SPEAKER_03: The typing lesson, we're going to get rid of that two-finger bullshit.
- 34:13SPEAKER_03: We're going to get her using all ten fingers.
- 34:20SPEAKER_03: You know, the home row is up and down the length of my cock.
- 34:27SPEAKER_03: Sixty words a minute.
- 34:30SPEAKER_00: Wow.
- 34:33SPEAKER_03: Well, Jeff...
- 34:34SPEAKER_03: The tip is the return key.
- 34:36SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 34:38SPEAKER_00: And your balls are the tab.
- 34:41SPEAKER_03: Yes, and the caps lock.
- 34:45SPEAKER_03: And the shift.
- 34:48SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 34:50SPEAKER_03: You see,
- 34:51SPEAKER_03: to keep your relationship,
- 34:53SPEAKER_03: to keep your sex life vibrant and continually stimulating,
- 34:59SPEAKER_03: you must think outside the box.
- 35:06SPEAKER_03: You must always It's all out there.
- 35:08SPEAKER_03: It's all for the taking.
- 35:10SPEAKER_03: You must reach out and grab it, if you will.
- 35:14SPEAKER_00: Take hold the flame.
- 35:17SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 35:18SPEAKER_03: Now you're getting into the spirit.
- 35:19SPEAKER_03: I believe there may be hope for you yet.
- 35:22SPEAKER_00: There is.
- 35:24SPEAKER_03: I believe so.
- 35:26SPEAKER_03: I look forward to seeing both of you the next time I swing through town.
- 35:31SPEAKER_03: When we get to Cleveland,
- 35:32SPEAKER_03: Christopher, maybe we're going to go out and catch ourselves some hoes.
- 35:37SPEAKER_01: I'm all in, Jeff.
- 35:38SPEAKER_01: June 16th.
- 35:39SPEAKER_01: It's coming up.
- 35:41SPEAKER_01: Hey, Chris, do you have a basement?
- 35:43SPEAKER_01: I don't, but I'm sure I could find us a shed or something we could use.
- 35:48SPEAKER_03: That would be suitable, or possibly an attic.
- 35:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah, an attic would work, too.
- 35:52SPEAKER_01: I'm sure we could take care of business there.
- 35:55SPEAKER_03: Just, uh, I guess we better not get a nice big heavy one.
- 35:59SPEAKER_03: That might be hard to carry it up some stairs.
- 36:02SPEAKER_00: Carry it?
- 36:04SPEAKER_03: We'll work out all the particulars.
- 36:07SPEAKER_03: When the time comes, but we'll be throwing down in Cleveland.
- 36:11SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait, Jeff.
- 36:14SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 36:15SPEAKER_03: Well, Miranda's little fingers are itching to do some typing,
- 36:19SPEAKER_03: so, you know, time for the typing test.
- 36:24SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 36:24SPEAKER_03: So I must be popping off.
- 36:26SPEAKER_00: All right, Jeff, it's always a pleasure.
- 36:31SPEAKER_03: Hand job, and I mean that sincerely.
- 36:33SPEAKER_00: Nice.
- 36:36SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, pal.
- 36:37SPEAKER_00: There he goes.
- 36:38SPEAKER_00: Wow, the real Jeff Tate, checking in.
- 36:40SPEAKER_00: Wow, he gets more and more graphic and more explorative every time he comes on the show.
- 36:46SPEAKER_01: The real Jeff Tate is really teaching us.
- 36:48SPEAKER_01: I mean, people thought back in the day that Jeff Tate taught them a lot of political commentary.
- 36:55SPEAKER_01: Nothing compared to what he's teaching us these days.
- 36:57SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 36:58SPEAKER_01: He is something.
- 37:00SPEAKER_01: He is something.
- 37:02SPEAKER_00: Well, since we reviewed all the...
- 37:06SPEAKER_00: Reviewed all the videos and stuff.
- 37:10SPEAKER_00: I think we ought to do fairness to Jeff.
- 37:14SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 37:14SPEAKER_00: And play the remixed version of the song Cold.
- 37:19SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 37:20SPEAKER_00: And we'll come back and we'll do some more stuff.
- 37:23SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 37:23SPEAKER_00: Sounds good.
- 37:24SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 37:24SPEAKER_00: Well, here's something brand new from Frequency Unknown.
- 37:28SPEAKER_00: And this is the remixed version of Cold as submitted by our good friend Irish Richard.
- 37:36SPEAKER_01: Cool.
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