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Hour 3 - So You're Saying There's a Chance... · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka.
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  Speaker 2: It's our dumb three, our number three. And we go
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  Speaker 2: to the blank spot on the bingo card in Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 2: on this Friday, the twenty third day of May, where Steelers'
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  Speaker 2: owner Aren't Rooney says that they are willing to wait
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  Speaker 2: quote a little while longer for Aaron Rogers. Is this
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  Speaker 2: the right move for the Steelers? We are almost into
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  Speaker 2: the month of June. Training camp starts in July. Also,
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  Speaker 2: how did the Steelers find themselves in a holding pattern
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  Speaker 2: for a forty one year old Aaron Rodgers?
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  Speaker 1: How do you end up in that situation? We'll take
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  Speaker 1: a look at that again.
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  Speaker 2: And if Aaron Rodgers is committed to stepping away for
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  Speaker 2: personal reasons, then why not make that clear. Rogers didn't
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  Speaker 2: tell his bff Joe Rogan why he's been away, but
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  Speaker 2: why not make that clear from the start instead of
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  Speaker 2: dragging out speculation around signing with the Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: We'll discuss that.
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  Speaker 2: And is Bear's coach Ben Johnson wright to call out
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles toush push or is this just salty noise.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
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  Speaker 2: It is our number three. So you're saying there's a chance.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying, there is a chance. Wel come in the
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  Speaker 2: league meetings, post mortem, post mortem on that. So we'll
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  Speaker 2: go to the neighborhood, mister Rogers. Neighborhood, mister Rogers, neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: We circle back for our obligatory malar monologue on everyone's
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  Speaker 2: favorite unemployed quarterback. So, if you've not heard the latest
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  Speaker 2: on this, we are. If you look at your your
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  Speaker 2: phone or you know the dates today, it's almost we're
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  Speaker 2: not that far away from June.
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  Speaker 1: June is right around the bend.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna be in the month of June, and then
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  Speaker 2: after June comes July, and then July's training camp, and
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  Speaker 2: then in early August the games begin preseason exhibition and
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  Speaker 2: then before you know it, the real games will start
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL. So many many people wondering what the
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  Speaker 2: f is going on in Pittsburgh, Why are they not
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  Speaker 2: done anything. We have a couple of updates and the
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  Speaker 2: consensus continues to be that the people who are in
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  Speaker 2: the know, remember the consensus is often wrong, but they
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  Speaker 2: still are saying that everything is pointing towards Aaron Rogers
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  Speaker 2: eventually signing the DOCU sign with the INSIS, but the
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  Speaker 2: Steelers continue to wait and owner aren't Rooney addressed this
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  Speaker 2: ongoing boondoggle with the former MVP. Rooney said, the team
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  Speaker 2: is going to wait a little longer. He said it
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  Speaker 2: again at the NFL league meetings there Minnesota, and Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers has spoken.
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  Speaker 1: In his latest interview with podcaster.
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  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers revealing what is going on, why
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  Speaker 2: he is not signed with the Steelers or anyone else
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL, what's going on in.
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  Speaker 1: His personal life.
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  Speaker 2: Rogers said that multiple people in his life are dealing
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  Speaker 2: with very serious illnesses, including cancer. So he's got that
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  Speaker 2: going on and that's taking a toll on Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 2: and he talked, I have not heard this. I'm hearing
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  Speaker 2: the second hand. I've not listened to this Joe Rogan thing.
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  Speaker 2: But supposedly he talked about treating the cancer with non
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  Speaker 2: conventional treatments on the podcast. We hope he does not
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  Speaker 2: call Doc Mike in Chicago.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know if he will or not.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, he offered no certain timetable Rogers did for
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  Speaker 2: whether or not he will sign with an NFL team, like, say,
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  Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh seis you seem focus on the other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how about we dive into all this that seems
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  Speaker 2: like something that would be good to do.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do a belly whopper.
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  Speaker 2: So the question, we'll start with the Steelers part of
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  Speaker 2: this We'll start with the.
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  Speaker 1: Football part because we're a sporty show.
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  Speaker 2: Sporty malord, get ready, buckle up, sporty Mallard. So question,
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  Speaker 2: Steelers owner Art Rooney says that they are willing to
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  Speaker 2: wait quote a little while longer post quote for Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 1: Is this the right move for the Steelers.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Bromance, Rhodes scholar, and Morton's and.
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  Speaker 1: We will combine all.
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  Speaker 2: Of these things together and we are going to run
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  Speaker 2: the gauntlet.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna run. I don't like running. We're gonna run
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  Speaker 1: the goblet. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: All right, First of all, it's not the right move, right,
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  Speaker 2: it's not the right move. It is literally the only
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  Speaker 2: move that you can make. You know, how you get
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  Speaker 2: boxed into a corner. This is the only move the
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  Speaker 2: Steelers know that the four. Even if Rogers decides he
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  Speaker 2: does not want to play, if Rogers decides he wants
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  Speaker 2: to retire and he wants to hunt for Bigfoot in
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  Speaker 2: the woods while having a lot of hallucinogenic drugs or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers know they're gonna win nine games.
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  Speaker 1: Like the worst they can do is go nine and eight.
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  Speaker 1: That's the worst. So if they have to roll out
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  Speaker 1: Mason Rudolph, the red nose.
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  Speaker 2: Quarterback, and Will Howard, the mid round Ohio State quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Will Howard to handle the steps. Now, fine, but how
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  Speaker 2: did the Steelers find themselves in a holding pattern for
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  Speaker 2: a forty plus.
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  Speaker 1: Year old Aaron Rodgers?
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  Speaker 2: And after a thorough deliberation, I've determined the reason is
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  Speaker 2: because of the bromance.
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tomlin looked at the menu. He saw all the.
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  Speaker 2: Available quarterbacks, all of them, every single one of them,
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  Speaker 2: and that's the one. He highlighted, Airin Rogers.
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  Speaker 1: Relax. Uh, yeah, he hand picked Rogers out of the hopper.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't want Russell Wilson, mister mister unlimited, wanted nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with Justin Fields. Once you get a front row
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  Speaker 2: seat to Justin Fields, you're like, I ain't that good.
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  Speaker 2: And then he looked around. There were some other quarterbacks
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  Speaker 2: that were available on the market, and he didn't want.
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  Speaker 1: Any of them.
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  Speaker 2: None of the other quarterbacks, none of them wedded the
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  Speaker 2: appetite of Mike Tomlin. And so now they have enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: a strategic pause, and they sit and wait, and they're
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  Speaker 2: still playing matchmaker with Rogers, and they're still just waiting
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  Speaker 2: around times of wasting and they figure they must have
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  Speaker 2: some kind of date in their in their head and
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  Speaker 2: they're willing to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Then you got to believe this is.
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  Speaker 2: Being driven by Tomlin, and Tomlin does have a history
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  Speaker 2: of allowing players a lot of leeway. Technically, Rogers is
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  Speaker 2: not a Steelers employee, and so what are you gonna
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  Speaker 2: burst into song over this?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you gonna do? Is it's extreme.
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  Speaker 1: They've decided to go extreme. They're right, all right? Not
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  Speaker 1: page two. So if let's address the Komodo.
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  Speaker 2: Dragon in the room here. So if Aaron Rodgers and
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  Speaker 2: he did tell Joe Rogan, the reason that he's going
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  Speaker 2: through some things here is involving health of people in
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  Speaker 2: his circle that are not doing well.
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  Speaker 1: They're very sick, including including the cancer.
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  Speaker 2: So if Aaron Rodgers is committed to stepping away and
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  Speaker 2: it's his opportunity with personal stuff going on, why would
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  Speaker 2: you just not make that clear from Jump Street from start?
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  Speaker 1: Just let everyone know instead of giving these vague clues
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  Speaker 1: and dragging.
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  Speaker 2: Out the speculation and signing eventually, you know, maybe you
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  Speaker 2: signed with the Steelers, but you just dragging everyone.
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  Speaker 1: So the reason that Rogers is doing this and I've.
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  Speaker 2: Got my shrink hat on a place psychologist on the
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  Speaker 2: radio step into my office. So that is how mister
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  Speaker 2: Rogers rolls, going back to his days at cal For
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  Speaker 2: better or worse, he has gotten over his life a
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  Speaker 2: Rhodes scholarship and being an attention wore. It flows having
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  Speaker 2: sick people in your world. We've all most of us
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  Speaker 2: have been through it. Depending how old you are, it
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  Speaker 2: is part of the circle of life. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who's sick with Rogers. He didn't say.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I know, he didn't say any names.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was a strange from his family, but
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  Speaker 2: he's probably got friends that he considers family and all that.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a relatable situation, I mean how I relate
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  Speaker 2: to it. If you've been with the show a long time,
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  Speaker 2: you know both my parents have crossed over the Pearly
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  Speaker 2: gates there. My mom had had the cancer, and she
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  Speaker 2: was sick for many years. She had three different forms
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  Speaker 2: of cancer before she checked out. And yet I still
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  Speaker 2: did the talk show. We still had to do the show.
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  Speaker 2: And the things you end up compartmentalizing, and you've likely
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  Speaker 2: been through it too. You listening have been through it
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  Speaker 2: and you have to compartmentalize the personal and the professional
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  Speaker 2: stuff that goes on. And now I do realize the
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  Speaker 2: difference is rather obvious that I need the money, right,
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  Speaker 2: and things are different for Rogers. He's got what we
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  Speaker 2: call a freedom fund. And when you have a freedom fund,
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  Speaker 2: you can splash around do whatever you want. You got
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  Speaker 2: when you're worth two hundred million dollars two hundred million dollar,
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  Speaker 2: at least you've got the kind of cushion where if
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  Speaker 2: you fall down, your tooks feels so good because you're
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  Speaker 2: on that nice padded pillow with the feathers in it
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  Speaker 2: and the whole thing, and so you can do things
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  Speaker 2: on your own terms. Right, So we'll see where this goes.
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  Speaker 2: It still is pointing towards Pittsburgh and Rogers. I guess
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  Speaker 2: he wants another What can he take?
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  Speaker 1: Another month?
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  Speaker 2: Are we going to get to July first? So like
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  Speaker 2: a month and a few days and then Rogers will
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  Speaker 2: announce where he's going on our final fuck, I want
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  Speaker 2: to go back for some hot tush talk, all right,
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  Speaker 2: we'll go back to the touch bush one more time.
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  Speaker 2: So I saw this quote going around. It caught my
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  Speaker 2: attention and I want to get into it.
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  Speaker 1: With you.
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  Speaker 2: So, when asked about the tush push by the Chicago media,
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  Speaker 2: the Chicago Bears head coach Ben Johnson, he claimed that
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  Speaker 2: he favors explosive plays, saying, quote, does it become an
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  Speaker 2: explosive play?
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  Speaker 1: Ever? Talking about the toush push?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen this is the Bears coach, have
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  Speaker 2: you ever seen a tush push become an explosive play.
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  Speaker 2: I like explosive plays. I like big place. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a big tush push guy myself. Close quote it's
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  Speaker 2: the head coach of your Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 1: Question.
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  Speaker 2: Is Ben Johnson right to essentially call out the value
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  Speaker 2: of the tush push?
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  Speaker 1: Or is he just being salty?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Is it just salty noise from Ben Johnson? So?
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  Speaker 2: I have determined, based on a thorough review of the
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  Speaker 2: available evidence.
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  Speaker 1: This is Morton's. It's Morton's kosher salt, is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: This is an alarm BELLOOO. That's just what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a testoo. That is an alarm bell. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't play in the NFL, and I'm not coaching
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  Speaker 2: the NFL, but I've advised every NFL team via microphones
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  Speaker 2: and headphones for many, many years if a play works
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  Speaker 2: ninety nine point seven percent center of the time. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: if play works ninety nine point seven percent of the time,
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  Speaker 2: in my world, that is the definition the embodiment of
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  Speaker 2: an explosive play.
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  Speaker 1: What do I know? I just do the Overnight show.
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  Speaker 2: But like it's not about the style, Like is there
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  Speaker 2: a lot of rasma tash to the tousch, pushnol.
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  Speaker 1: Results results based business. And if Ben Johnson doesn't know that,
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  Speaker 1: I know he's trying to be the cool guy and
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  Speaker 1: all that. He's worried about how it looks.
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  Speaker 2: But you're supposed to look at what works and what
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  Speaker 2: leads to victory. And I would also argue playing psychologist
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  Speaker 2: here that the Bears coach. I've heard him interviewed a
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  Speaker 2: few times now, and this is one of these guys
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  Speaker 2: who thinks he's God's gift to offensive football. He sees
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  Speaker 2: himself as the offensive dynamo that he's He's the real
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  Speaker 2: brains behind what the Lions did. Ben Johnson, now he's
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago, He's going to turn around the.
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  Speaker 1: Sad sack Bears and all that.
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  Speaker 2: But I would say, rather than goof on the Birds play,
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  Speaker 2: I was coaching the Chicago Bears. If I'm in charge
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  Speaker 2: with the Chicago Bears, what I do is I become
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  Speaker 2: a cat. Now what kind of cat? Copycat? Copycat, That's
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  Speaker 2: what I would do. I would copy with the Bears
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  Speaker 2: to do it. Now. The problem, and there's really no
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  Speaker 2: work around for the Chicago Bears. The smart money says
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  Speaker 2: it would be impossible for the Bears to run the
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  Speaker 2: Toush push with their quarterback. Kayla Williams would not do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just you gotta have some toughness to run it the
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  Speaker 1: right way. And Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 2: He's not the greatest quarterback in the world, but he
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  Speaker 2: is a tough blankety blank. I'll give him that right.
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  Speaker 2: He can get pretty much torn to bits and come
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  Speaker 2: back and do it again. CAYLEB Williams is the kind
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  Speaker 2: of quarterback where you don't want to have his painted
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  Speaker 2: nails messed up, Right, I have to go out and
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  Speaker 2: get another manicure and all. That'd be a big problem.
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  Speaker 2: So the Bears also the other issue here the Bears
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  Speaker 2: have and this is another reason they should be a
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  Speaker 2: Toush push team even though they can't. The Bears at
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  Speaker 2: this point are not a dome team that my family
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  Speaker 2: should Cogo s. There's all the rumors are they're going
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  Speaker 2: to move out to the suburbs, build a dome and
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  Speaker 2: all that, just like the Vikings have become a dome
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  Speaker 2: team for many many years, and the Lions and all that.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, the Bears are not a dome team right
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  Speaker 2: now as we do the show today, and last I checked,
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  Speaker 2: if you've in Chicago, if you've ever been to Chicago
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  Speaker 2: in like December, even usually November, parts of November, the
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  Speaker 2: December and January on the shores of Lake Michigan, there
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  Speaker 2: at Soldier Field, it gets a little chilly, little chili
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  Speaker 2: chili willy a little bit, a little bit there. So
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  Speaker 2: January football not about explosive plays, Is that correct? Is
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  Speaker 2: that an accuracatement Unless you're in a dome, unless you're
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  Speaker 2: a don't be that. Explosive plays are essentially neutered. They're
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  Speaker 2: certainly neutered in the playoffs. But January football bad weather.
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  Speaker 2: Usually you've got really bitter cold, sometimes wind, occasionally rain, snow,
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  Speaker 2: all of that. Those type of games are won with physicality,
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  Speaker 2: won with the offensive line dominating at the point of
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  Speaker 2: contact in the trenches. And I'll use an example another
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  Speaker 2: offensive maestro who's much better than Ben Johnson will ever be.
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  Speaker 1: Sean McVay with.
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  Speaker 2: The La Rams, knowing you can ram it all day
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  Speaker 2: and you can ram it all night. Sean McVay when
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  Speaker 2: he took over, he got to a Super Bowl. He
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  Speaker 2: had a very soft team, very soft football team. The
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  Speaker 2: Rams were a soft team, and he realized that over
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  Speaker 2: the years that this team's getting pushed around, their typical
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  Speaker 2: dome soft West Coast team.
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  Speaker 1: And so they got some toughness.
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  Speaker 2: And that Philadelphia Eagle team that won the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: this past year, the toughest game they had, the game
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  Speaker 2: that almost did him in the La Rams because they
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  Speaker 2: were a tough team. They were a physical team last year.
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  Speaker 2: And it sounds like Ben Johnson in Chicago is more
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  Speaker 2: worried about explosive plays than just successful plays. And you
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  Speaker 2: know he wants to have the x's and o's and
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  Speaker 2: drop these wild plays and good luck, good luck.
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  Speaker 1: Jerk yourself away? How about shut up?
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  Speaker 3: Don't worry, don't worry, it's just tay the top.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Then I love you? Oh, yes, yes, yes, Who.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Is that Shirley.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: That's a plump pussy right there? Cut that me you movement.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: That's our path. That's twenty five thousand dollars, our pat.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: The show is over.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: It's Bill Miller and you. You're listening to The Ben
• 19:22
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• 19:24
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• 19:27
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• 19:31
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• 19:36
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• 19:40
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• 19:45
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• 19:50
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• 19:57
  Speaker 2: some Aaron Rodgers related conversation to begin the hour with
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: a touch of the Bears coach, mister Johnson. You can
• 20:05
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• 20:07
  Speaker 2: nine on Fox. Also on X at Ben Maller. That's
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: at Ben Maller. Loraine up the FSR Tech Queen ex
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: FSR Tech Queen, and she's on Instagram more but she
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: didn't give that out. And also you say hello to
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Kooble Loop. He's in the producer's chair and you can
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: find him at a Bronco fan which surely should be
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: a Laker fan, but it's a Bronco fan. So you
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: got to change that at some point.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And we'll get back to it right now. All right,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: time to pay off the Mallor Riddle of the day.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: The Mallor Riddle of the day. We go to football
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: for the riddle.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: See if anyone can solve the prize and get to
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: win the prize by solving the riddle.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: She gotta win the prize by solving the rule. So
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: here's the Mallor Riddle of the day.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: We go to football where brock perty he got paid
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: that money get your paper, as Marshaun Lynch used to say,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: you got paid. He got paid so forty nine a
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: quarterback block party. At least he's gonna get one hundred
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: and eighty one million guaranteed. Pretty good when you're an
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: average quarterback to get a hundred eighty one million, I
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: would say, just saying, just putting that out.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: So one hundred and eighty one million guaranteed.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And he says he plans to splurge kind of this
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: one thing that he wants to buy. He wants to
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: buy a blank that he says he has wanted since
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: he was a kid. And he's gonna go out and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: buy it right now, do it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: That's what he wants it. He's gonna go get it,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: all right. Let's see what do we have here? Page down?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Can't read that G I Joe Mobile Command Center. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: would have killed for one of these as a kid.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That was a big ticket item. Though, you got to
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: you gotta be a rich kid to get one of
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: those G I Joe.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Mobile Command Center, not just any poor kid. Can't get that. Uh,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: what else do we have? Let's see page down?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: An A.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: KC.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Champ being American Kennel Club Champion quality English Labrador retriever
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: A must for a forty nine ers super fan, says
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: our buddy. Alf Andy in line O Lakes, Minnesota says,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the answer to the riddle of the day.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: He's going to buy a set of tires from tire Rack.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: That's right. What do we have?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: A Toyota Prius, an economical Toyota Prius from Fudgi in Boston.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Page down. A first aid kit, first aid kit from
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: King Rory. All right, the Polish first.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Aid kit with the kibasa, the vodka, the parogi and
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: the pickles and all that.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Page down. Let's see. Can't can't go there here. Terry
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: in England says Brock Purdy is going to buy some talent.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: That's kind of harsh.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't think you would say that, No idea, you
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: would admit that your guys is not that talented. William says,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: bicycle with training wheels a county in Iowa from Eke.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: In Roseville, Minnesota.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Tom says, a plate of Ben Mallard chicken fingers from
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: the Landing in Liberty, Missouri. From your lips to God's ears,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Tom the Great Mallard chicken fingers.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: What a wonderful time we.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Had last November at the Mallard Meet and greet and
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: then at Epic Chiefs game against the Broncos where they
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: won on the block kick. At the end, wonderful weekend
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: hanging out with my buddy Bob Fesco and the people
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: in Kansas City. Benito, the long suffering cowboy fan, says,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: a nice bong that brock Party wanted that since he
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: was a kid. Let's see paged that. Pardo says a
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: brock Party would like to buy a copy of Ben
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Johnson's playbook. Very explosive like diarrhea, Die die diarrhea. Justin
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: says something that he actually would like he wanted since
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: he was a little kid.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I thinks brock Purtty wants it involves a hooker. Who
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: else do we have?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Buy a vowel from Trucker Joe, you gotta have a
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: fall guy and man Well from Guardina is back and
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: we love that. Manuel, as Becky says, wants to buy
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: brock Purty an entire set of Star Wars action figures,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: a Red Rider BB gun from Mark.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: That's his answer.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: A life size stitched doll that's from supermarket Steve JJ cheated.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: He got it right, So I'm not gonna count that
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: a green machine from JT the wing men. All right,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I can keep going. We got I got endless amounts
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: of answers. Do you have an answer, Loraina?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I think he bought a horse and carriage Ben a
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: horse in care. Is that the correct answer?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Brock Purty said that he would like to buy a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: nice bass fishing.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Boat's fishing boat, So that means he's gonna have to
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: go go to the boat show.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You gotta go the boat show. I'm on set line
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: and it's going fast. And have you ever owned a boat?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: No, but I didn't date a guy who owned a boat.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh look at you, you're that's a flex right there.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: But everyone I know, I've known people that have owned boats.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I've known people that have lived on boats in the
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: marina and the universe. Like the line, the cliche is
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: the two greatest days is a boat owner the day
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: you buy the boat and the day you sell the boat.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: And normally the selling the boat more exciting than the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: buying of the boat because they're very.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Expensively upkeep on that cool.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I I'd be nice to have a boat. But then
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: you realize, like the weather's good. How many days a
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: year is the weather really good when you want to
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: get out there? Yeah, and then every time you take
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: it out on the water, it like deteriorates because water
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: destroys everything it touches. Yeah, and a lot of people
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: just leave their boats in the water. So then the
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: boat's just sitting there, rotting in the water. The barnacles
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: are eating.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: At the boat and the whole thing. Yeah.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: So but hey, if you got that kind of fu money,
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: if you got one hundred and eighty one million, you're
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: not worried about that. That's a regular person's problem. That's
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: a regular person's problem to have those kind of thing.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: At that point, you don't get a boat. You get
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: a you get a yacht.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, be nice, man, like where we are here in
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: La have a boat. Go out to Catalina on the weekend,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: go you know, down to Sandy, go up the coast.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Be nice, right you solid.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, if you had the money to have a yacht,
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: that's that's just that's the ultimate flex And then you know,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: like you don't have to worry about like the boat
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: deteriorating because you have a whole like team of people
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: that takes care of the yacht.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, what you do is like, wasn't it Floyd
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Mayweather never wore the same underwear or shirts. He just
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: would wear them once and when the boat wears out,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: you just buy another boat because you got that kind
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: of money, you know.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: So it's like you don't worry about the two best
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: days of your life as a boat owner being the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: day you buy it and the day you sell it.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: All right, Ben Maller show, we got lame jokes coming
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: up later this hour.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: We're gonna take some calls. Prior to that, we had
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: another dud of an NBA game. It's Minnesota unable to
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: play the entire game. They get run off the court
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: there in the third quarter and go very well from them.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Let's go back to the phones, and Poppy in San Diego,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: who probably said a prayer for Scott Foster in that
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: NBA game, is probably devastated by the hell.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Poppy, Okay, that was a great game today with stock
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: bonsor did you have skitt in that game? Ben Maller,
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: did you bet on the thunder?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I did not bet on that game.
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: I did well, well, bad job.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: On you are?
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Fun fact right? Uh, Lorena, you canna hit the fun
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: fact music. Okay, sorry that was a cute, but.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: You didn't get it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: I can't hit it because it's not a Ben mallor
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: fun facts.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the only one.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: He's my mentor. You don't mind, how Ben.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: You don't mind? Right now?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I thought you were. I think you had a different
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: mentor's like a tennis broadcast.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Well, no, you're my big mentor. I always show you
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: big love on everyone.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: You just you're just saying that, you're just saying that.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Oh no, but anyways, here's a fun faction. Sorenda's not
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: going to do it. A bad job on her and
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: maybe good things.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Should them offt then no, no, anyway, that's up to you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: If you want your turn turn off, you can do that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Well anyways, but I was gonna tell you the fun
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: fact that, Uh, just say it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Just say the fun fight. Just say it. Don't tell
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: me you're gonna do it, do it. Just say it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Say the fun fact. Say the damn fun fact.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Say Scott Foster's pouring on the playoffs. Next time you
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: guys see Scott Foster bet on the whole team, whatever
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: the spread, we made that money, blank bling and I
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: know you guys want to make money. I gotta bet
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: for you guys. The Dodgers now looking too good, Ben Man,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: are saying against the next perfect situation minus one seven team,
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: that is a bargain, that that's a still I love
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: the Dodgers, and not only that. The Potters are in
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: a seven game losing. Give me the Padjecs plus one
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: thirty and they're gonna they have to stop the lotenstick
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: sooner or later.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: So they're falling apart. The Potters are falling apart, free falling.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: There's gonna be a fire. There's gonna be a fire set.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: They're gonna start trading guys, the Podjets. They're gonna that
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: team is such an under a teaving team. They're gonna
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: they have the worst record in baseball last seven games.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: They're gonna start trading people.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: And that's what I love, Ben Mallard, when everyone's roasting
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: on their bad jops. Tomorrow is a bounce back. Spots
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: plus one are going to win and the Dodgers been Mallards.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Those are my free picks for tonight. Okay, all right,
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: there you go.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you all right, Yes, thank you for saying my name.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that, very kind of you to say.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: So.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, is free picks for tonight?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, very important picks.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Does he have picks that are for sale?
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Well those yeah, those are the free picks, the really
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: good picks you have to wait for.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a sweetheart deal. He's got quite the arrangement
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: there with Poppy. Whatever game Scott Foster's doing, just bet
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: the home team.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: That's that's all you gotta do.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: That is it.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: So I do have a fun fact. You want a
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: fun I give you a fun fact. Here we go.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: Fun fact.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Well, right now we do the show today and right now,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: with Indiana three wins away from winning the Eastern Conference
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: in Oklahoma City in the West two wins away, we
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: are on track for Oklahoma City and Indiana to provide
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: which would be the worst NBA Final matchup in terms
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: of market size possible in the postseason. Did you know
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: that both teams that are on track to go to
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: the NBA Finals were built because of Paul George. That's right, Paul.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: The Indiana Pacers got they had Paul George. He didn't
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: want to stay there I'm not standing here. I'm going left.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And so they got rid of him and they built
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: the team up. He went to Oklahoma City and I
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: don't want to be here anymore. I want to get
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: out of here. And so they traded him and they
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: got from the Clipper Shay Jogas Alexander. And so now
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it's both teams because of Paul George. And Paul is
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: so obtuse on his little dope podcast. He has no clue,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: he does not understand.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It's wild.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: But there you go the magic of Paul George. Oh,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: keep it going on the phones. One more, Let's say
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: hello to Brandon in can Uh City. Hello, Brandon, Welcome.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Brandon. Other there he is right there, there's brand.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Let me let me ask you this.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you a little side quiz here if
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: I may, well, who do you think?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: One thing I want is a quiz? Go ahead? Yes?
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Who do you think? Who do you think are your jets?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: You know, because you're Beannie obviously right, you're Bennie.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Benny. Well, I don't I don't have jet
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I I have I have Bennett's not yet. I have
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Bennett's not Jets. I have Bennett's.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Lorena willing to be No, it's Benny and the Bennettes.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: You know, it's Benny and the Jets.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: No on on this show, it's the Bennett you see.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You don't get the joke, chi al Chi.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: It's Cooper, Loop and Lorena.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: They are your jets.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Cooper is Coop is not.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Coop is not No, he's not Coop's note rain You know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Coops hater Lorena and sometimes like the word. The problem
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: with the Raina is she's malleable. She's like a sponge.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: She's around Coop a lot. So Coop tries to get
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: get her to attack me, but naturally, Lorraina is a
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: very sweet woman and she supports me, but everyone a while,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: she gets brainwashed by Coop and then goes rogue.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: I got a question for Lovena?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: What do you want? Is there anybody there? What do
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: you want? Wow?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: Easy?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Snippy? Are you?
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Are you?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Are you sing?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? Jeez?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Oh man?
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: A question. It's just a question.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Answer a question.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: She wants answer boyfriends, So I don't like answer.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of boyfriends.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I don't ah, that's that's a lot.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of girl.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: That's a lot. Wow, that's that's pretty. He could talk
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: to all of them, you know, I mean, how.
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: Do you do that?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: You she didn't have to talk to them all because
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the guys will just you know, they like.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: It better when I ignore them anyways, exactly.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, ah, thank you, all right, go away, all there
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: you go. We have lame jokes of the week coming
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: up for the rest of the hour. For the rest
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: of the hour, big Ben's lame jokes. Hopefully weed bands there.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: If not, we'll need a fake weed man. But lame
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: jokes of the week.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: He is there, our friend from Miami. He's living his
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: greatest life. He's walking around naked. His roommate is gone.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: He loves that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: So we'll have big bends, lame jokes of the week.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that, and we will do it.
• 33:39
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• 33:42
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• 33:45
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• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there? Blame Week?
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Blame week too.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: And here we all lend jokes in the week every
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: single week at this time. Is your actual jokes, by
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  Speaker 2: actual listeners. If you'd like to send a joke in,
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  Speaker 2: send a joke care of Benmahlorshow at gmail dot com.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: A's Benmahlorshow at gmail dot com. And if you want
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to get credit, puts your name in there. We do
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Q and A jokes only. That's what works with the show,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: the format, and so send your jokes in here of
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  Speaker 1: Fenmaalor Show at gmail dot com.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, here we go, weed Man, are you there?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: My buddy weed Man? Hiti, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami. Yeah,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: I love you, Okay, I'll make you let What is
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: the most ironic thing about blind Scott?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: A blind man who's obsessed with someone named Toucher? That's
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: true in Minnesota, did you hear that blind Scott was offered.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: To head up the FBI? Yeah, he actually refused to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: do the job. He couldn't spell. So that's mister Milkman.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Mike and Colorado sent that one in. How do you
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: know that blind Scott is really blind? Because he obviously
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: could not see the Celtic suck?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: That's why?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: What?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: What is what is worse than an e dog call
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: from Long Island?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Anything that comes out of blind Scott's mouth? Anything?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: That's that's Noah in Austin. Hey, weed Man, when you
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: lived in New York, I know you had a place
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: that you were in Manhattan, right, But did you do
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: you ever got to Long Island?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Sure, okay, you were like a city guy. I got
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: This one's from Econ Roso, Minnesota. But the penny may
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: not return to Benny versus the penny? What about that?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like it's getting nickel and dying by NBC.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: There you go, that's yeah, we will address that evil
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: report that the Pennies.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Apparently going away here the podcast, Yeah, the Fifth Hour party.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Apparently we're getting rid of the penny. Gordon in Tacoma writes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: And says, did you hear that Bill Belichick and George
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Don Hudson made history when they stayed out late last weekend?
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: What happened? What did they do?
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Apparently it's the first time ever that a silver
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: alert and an amber alert. Well, wish your issue for
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: the same couple. So, Laraine, you know what a silver
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: alert is?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when old people go missing.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you goes right.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kurt from Earthwright, since it's Bill Belichick's girlfriend just
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: got food poisoned in the bedroom, Well apparently he's really
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: looking forward to Jordan's flu game. So who is Bill
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Belichick's favorite Tar Hill? Well, that's obviously Michael Jordan. That's
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Brendan from Boston.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: What do you what do you? What do you call
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick's girlfriend with a split personality? What a pair
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: of Jordan's?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: That's Kurt from the.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Well. How would you describe the silence between Charlie's takes
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: on the show? How bathroom Stalls is what you'd call
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: the mess chip in Maine, Coop, any jokes over there?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Coop though?
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: All right, now, why can't anyone find Mike the Leprechaun's package? Why?
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Because his package is mike roscopic as a chip? In May?
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: What happened when Lizzo's personal trainer suggested she do squats?
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: What?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Well, she moved her cakes and pies to the bottom
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: shelf of the refrigerator. And that's that's it right there.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: That's from Ethan Rose to Minnesota. Well, this is kind
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: of a Coop joke, but it got sent to me and.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta do it. I go in honor of Coop.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: The offensive joke of the week.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Why wasn't Baltimore surprised about the passing of Jim Ersay
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: this week?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Well, that's not the first time that he has left
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night without warning, and it
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: has happened before, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: In Maine.
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  Speaker 1: All r let's get to your jokes.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Weed Man, what do you call any mutual agreement between
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Coop Lorena and weed Man, Hippie?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: What a joint decision?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: That's splenda. Daddy a big fan of our show. He's
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: in Lee's Burg Alabama. Thank you splendid Daddy. What was
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: weed Man's first spoken words as a toddler? What puff
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: puff give? That was?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: That's manny manny a from Newark? Actually, do you have
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: one here?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Go ahead?
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: This is from from Milkman, Mike. Did you hear the
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: position sixty nine is being renamed to ninety six?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: No?
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Due to inflation it now costs more to eat out. Eh.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: What are a couple of under Bible truth about the
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: next twenty five years? Yeah? Well, the Browns and Cowboys
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: will not reach the Super Bowl with their current ownership.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: And weed Man hippie will never have a job. That's
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: John and Youngstown, Ohio. What's weed Man's greatest magic trick
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: of all time? Making his roommate disappear? Apparently there's a
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: dog version. There's a dog version of weed Man. Yeah,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: it's all bark, no bite.
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: That's from Kurt from Earth. We Man's trying to stay
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: healthy while seeking employment. How about that one?
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when someone starts giving him job applications, he runs
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like a deer. That's Tom in Indiana. Lane jokes up
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: the week. Thank you weed Man,