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A Waterpik to the Dome · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 3: Superstar? No couch needed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm confused. I don't know what a poor donut is.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, What is a poor donut is the well, what's
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  Speaker 5: the opposite of a poor donut?
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  Speaker 3: It would be a rich donut?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: So now what can you picture a rich donut? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, lots of cream like when you get donuts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, full chocolate, like a full chocolate bar like the
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  Speaker 2: rich got Halloween.
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  Speaker 5: This is a deep fried key lime cheesecake little donut thing.
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  Speaker 5: And I guess what, give me one of those gas
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  Speaker 5: station ones that you don't know if it's a brick
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  Speaker 5: or it's soft, and give me one of those two
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  Speaker 5: face coin flip ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, make me feel live.
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  Speaker 4: Just a cake stuff like out of a box in
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  Speaker 4: a supermarket.
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  Speaker 2: Out yeasty, baby, it's gotta be chewy, like a Krispy
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  Speaker 2: Kreme with a sugarcoat.
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  Speaker 4: Baby.
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  Speaker 5: We all know the best donut we do, and it's
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  Speaker 5: not an affluent donut.
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  Speaker 2: It is not an affluent donut. One of the cheaper donuts. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: or I got you. I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: So basics what you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the basic doughnuts basic, but there is still a
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  Speaker 5: place for the donuts that would make it off the
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  Speaker 5: Titanic first, you know, the pinkies up, the ones that
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  Speaker 5: are like yea, you know they're gonna be okay, the
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  Speaker 5: chosen donuts, the chosen doughnuts. Yeah, those, there's still a
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  Speaker 5: place for that. I'm still down to drop seven bucks
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  Speaker 5: on a donut, gotcha. But I also know it's now
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  Speaker 5: we're in the cake territory.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. You know, look, that's a great explanation
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  Speaker 2: for a donut joke. I appreciate that very much.
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  Speaker 5: And then I really dropped the ball. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: why I compared it to weather fully regret it. That's fine,
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  Speaker 5: Sorry about what can we play the intro music again?
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  Speaker 4: Let's talk of bad weather. When we got rained out
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  Speaker 4: in Ustae, we stopped at a Duncan to get coffee
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  Speaker 4: for that, you know, cold, damn miserable. That enough, and
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  Speaker 4: I gave in to my favorite donate of all time,
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  Speaker 4: the Boston Cream donut. I bit into it and what
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  Speaker 4: do you expect to see?
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  Speaker 3: Cream?
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  Speaker 4: What color?
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  Speaker 6: Yellow?
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  Speaker 3: Yellow? Like vanillow custard kind of thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to check though, because sometimes it's there.
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  Speaker 2: It's cream thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of it can be that one or the
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  Speaker 6: yellow Custer.
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  Speaker 4: I want yellow custer. That's it. That's the Boston crean.
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  Speaker 4: That is the level. That's the one product they always
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  Speaker 4: get right.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to look like old lamination, that yellow.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't. It was this gray transluc.
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  Speaker 3: It needs to look like the eyes of a jaundice baby.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see it?
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  Speaker 3: So we quit right after.
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  Speaker 4: And then and it tasted close. But I'm just wondering
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  Speaker 4: if they just missed the coloring on it or why
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  Speaker 4: then I'm like, maybe they just changed your recipe. After
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  Speaker 4: all these companies.
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  Speaker 3: Forever, ye who wouldn' want their inside is great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are talking about the donut yeah, yeah, exactly. Hey, dude,
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  Speaker 2: the Boston Creams have chocolate on the top, Yes, they do,
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  Speaker 2: because I.
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  Speaker 6: Thought it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 2: I thought the Boston Creams also had the opportunity of
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  Speaker 2: having like a like a cream on top, like a
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  Speaker 2: whipped cream kind of thing on top.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know about that. No, Boston Creams.
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  Speaker 2: Are always a donut filled chocolate on the top, like
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  Speaker 2: the custard stuff in the middle, right, and then jelly
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  Speaker 2: is the same donut with jelly in the middle instead.
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  Speaker 4: Correct, but no chocolate, but no chocolate on the jellies right,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, man, and jelly could be powdered on the outside.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Okay, I don't like the jelly do you
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  Speaker 6: guys have?
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  Speaker 4: It's good? That was my first favorite kid.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an anti filled donut kind of guy. Really, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a filled donut kind of guy.
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  Speaker 5: I have also kind of turned a corner of like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't like biting pocketed things.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I I want to see what I'm eating.
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  Speaker 5: I'll make an exception to Boston cream because when that
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  Speaker 5: yellow custard comes out and it looks like yo, it
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  Speaker 5: looks like government yellow building, government building yellow, like d
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  Speaker 5: m V yellow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't want my donut cream looking like
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  Speaker 2: velveta right.
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  Speaker 4: When it's not that government yellow. It's disturbing that pray
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  Speaker 4: where I could I could read the newspaper.
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised your public with this.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you can read the paper through it?
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  Speaker 7: Do you hate it?
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  Speaker 2: Translocent jelly?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you couldn't identify. I could have been spoiled.
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  Speaker 6: He's like, man, he looks all right.
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  Speaker 4: I already committed to the calorie, so I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: stop it.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Past that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you ate soiling green in your donut.
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  Speaker 5: You bite into that and then you hear some guy
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  Speaker 5: of like five months of employment go ahead and say, like,
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  Speaker 5: you know what, today's my last day.
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  Speaker 2: You guys like you guys like mysteries. Yeah, I like
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  Speaker 2: histories as well. So the last time I'm tooling around
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  Speaker 2: online and uh, and I'd run across this article and says, hey,
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  Speaker 2: have you guys paid attention to the nude dimes that
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  Speaker 2: we're minting here in the US? And I said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and I was reading on it said no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: haven't really. It says, have you noticed there's a big
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  Speaker 2: difference with the New dime in America, And I said, no,
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that. Now, if you'll remember, on
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  Speaker 2: the dime in America, there is an eagle in American
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  Speaker 2: eagle right right. Do you know what they're clutching? What
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  Speaker 2: the eagle is clutching in its talons.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't it usually olive branches?
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  Speaker 2: So on one side and one side you have arrows, right,
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  Speaker 2: and the other side you would usually have an oak
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  Speaker 2: and olive branch, wheat and olive branch or somebody. But
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  Speaker 2: the olive branch was a standard in the talent of
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  Speaker 2: the eagle, right, representing peace, representing uh, mostly just peace.
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  Speaker 2: I think the the oak branch was to represent strength, strength,
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  Speaker 2: right exactly.
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  Speaker 6: And wheat would be prosperity, sure.
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  Speaker 3: One hundred percent right. The new Dimes do not have that.
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  Speaker 6: Is he clutching a blunt?
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  Speaker 2: The dimes the Dimes in twenty twenty six have the
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  Speaker 2: arrows in one talent, but the other talent is empty.
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  Speaker 2: No olive branch, no, no oak branch, no wheat, no,
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  Speaker 2: nothing like that.
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  Speaker 6: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: They said, it's it now, I'm gonna try this word here,
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  Speaker 2: you guys ready.
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  Speaker 6: H oh Is it.
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  Speaker 2: I asked, AI, is it true? Do the newly minted dimes?
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  Speaker 2: Are they missing the olive branch? Says yes, the newly
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  Speaker 2: redesigned twenty twenty six dimes minted for the United States
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  Speaker 2: semi Quincentennial. Wow, are missing the olive branch? It said,
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  Speaker 2: it's one year only. It's going to do this marking
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  Speaker 2: the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of America. And my
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  Speaker 2: question is, why would they leave that out on this year?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you omit the olive branch and the oak
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  Speaker 2: branch or the wheat from the talent of the Eagle
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  Speaker 2: on the quinn the semi Quincentennial of America? Why would
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  Speaker 2: you do that?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 4: Marriage just kick an ass.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the mystery is why this year? Why only
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  Speaker 2: one year?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll give you my best shot. I mean, look,
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  Speaker 3: that's all I'm looking for. I'm looking for some speculation here.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's a shout out to our first year when
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  Speaker 5: we weren't we didn't have prosperity or a lot of
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  Speaker 5: strength or a lot of peace.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 2: The funny thing is that did not research how long
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  Speaker 2: that design has been in play. But they call it
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  Speaker 2: the Roosevelt dime. So since Teddy Roosevelt at least so
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  Speaker 2: Franklin Franklin, is it Franklin? It's Franklin.
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  Speaker 4: And because he created the March of Dime, you are.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, yes, Franklin Roosevelt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So maybe to celebrate the two, you know, the big birthday,
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  Speaker 5: that we go ahead and go back to what we
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  Speaker 5: were like back then, where it was just all arrows, just.
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  Speaker 2: It says, It says here when asked this is the
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  Speaker 2: omission of the olive branch, traditionally pair with arrows to
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  Speaker 2: represent a bounce between war and peace, has sparked public
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  Speaker 2: debate and media discussion regarding the cultural signal it may send.
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  Speaker 2: It says that the symbolism, according to the US Men,
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  Speaker 2: the eagle and arrows are intended to represent American revolution
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  Speaker 2: and the colonists struggle for independence. Says this is not
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  Speaker 2: a personal or permanent change through traditional Roosevelt design, including
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  Speaker 2: the torch, olive branch, and oak branches scheduled to return
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twenty seven, It still gives no reason why
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  Speaker 2: they are omitting that this year, Why that particular peace
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  Speaker 2: would be different of all the things you could make
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  Speaker 2: different on that dime. To specify it as this specific year.
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  Speaker 2: Why choose that to remove the olive oak and or
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  Speaker 2: wheat from its talent?
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  Speaker 3: I mean another say.
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  Speaker 6: We're at war gas is almost four bucks.
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  Speaker 2: It just seems kind of coincidental. I mean, obviously this
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  Speaker 2: had to be in play a why way before this else?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody knew that this was coming, this date was coming.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not like this you sneak up these designs.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like you're sitting around. Oh yeah, forget designed
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  Speaker 2: the new dime?
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  Speaker 7: What what?
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  Speaker 5: What do the arrows stand for? Do we know that
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  Speaker 5: like a strength strength? Military military strength? The war aspect
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  Speaker 5: of our kick now the Eagles one hundred percent military strength.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm giving my best guess, and I would say that
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  Speaker 5: the alive branch right now is to a lot of
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  Speaker 5: people somehow, some way, and especially powerful people, probably is
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  Speaker 5: looked at as weak.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be another guess. Anyway, I just saw
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  Speaker 3: that online.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of interesting, and uh put
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  Speaker 2: that out there for people to text about to day
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  Speaker 2: if they want to. All right, four seven nine four
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Jimmy, crew, it's evil.
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  Speaker 11: I ninety of everything you eat that's not fresh is
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  Speaker 11: dyed with food coloring. And you're so used to eating
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  Speaker 11: with your eyes and not your tongue first, that that's
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  Speaker 11: what you see and that's what you taste. You know,
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  Speaker 11: fruit loops are fake, but the only people that do that.
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  Speaker 11: Don't do that is peanut butter. It looks like baby crap,
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  Speaker 11: but it tastes good.
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  Speaker 8: Jimmy, I love you, but don't give that guy the dame.
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  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure the word you're trying to say, Sesqua Centennial.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not looking at it, but I've heard it said
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  Speaker 8: several times, and I don't think it's what you just said.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 8: Also, Bavarian cream is custard inside Boston cream is the
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  Speaker 8: white cake icing, and they're gross there.
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  Speaker 7: You believe the proper yellow tinture looking for on the
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  Speaker 7: donut feeling would be the equivalent of a nitro cellulose
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  Speaker 7: finish aging on a vintage guitar.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, right, as the once.
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  Speaker 10: Great David Lee Roth said, I'll have a bottle of
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  Speaker 10: pepto bismol and a glazed donut to go.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah that was not in a van Halen video.
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  Speaker 2: Jack is here as well. So it was raw Boston
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  Speaker 2: cream can still be yellow. Yeah, so that is right, right,
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  Speaker 2: Boston cream is the yellow one.
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  Speaker 3: Now he's right.
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  Speaker 2: The Bavarian cream is the yellow one, and Boston cream,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, had the icing in it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was talking about earlier.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just telling what Duncan sells is a Boston cream.
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  Speaker 6: That's the white.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Duncan sits on the throne of lies.
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  Speaker 5: I think that goofed it because they you know, you
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  Speaker 5: got to look inside the donut to see what's in.
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  Speaker 2: You know for sure it's about order either way, Let's
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  Speaker 2: get some news. Here's Dev Goods.
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  Speaker 12: Time for JCS news.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 12: This this guy got to put his name on everything.
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  Speaker 3: It's in my contract ed.
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  Speaker 6: all six US service members aboard a military refueling tanker
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  Speaker 6: have died after it crashed in Western or Rock yesterday.
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  Speaker 6: The status of two crew members was unknown, but then
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  Speaker 6: hostile or friendly fire, but it does remain under investigation.
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  Speaker 6: The military says two aircraft were involved and the other
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  Speaker 6: landed safely. The identities of the service members are being
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  Speaker 6: withheld until TWE twenty four hours after next of kin
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  Speaker 6: have been notified. Back here Stateside, TSA workers are going
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  Speaker 6: to miss their first full paycheck today as the partial
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  Speaker 6: government shut down drags on the workers whose screen passengers
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  Speaker 6: at America's airports are paid through the Department of Homeland Security,
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  Speaker 6: which has been shut down since last month as Congress
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  Speaker 6: has failed to reach a bipartisan budget compromise. TSA agents
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  Speaker 6: received only thirty percent of their pay and their last
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  Speaker 6: check two weeks ago, but today we'll miss the first
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  Speaker 6: full paycheck and are still expected to show up for work.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Over three hundred TSA officers have quit since the shutdown began,
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  Speaker 6: and the number of those calling in sick has more
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  Speaker 6: than doubled. And unfortunately, this is something else you need
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  Speaker 6: to build into your travel plans if you're planning to
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  Speaker 6: go anywhere for spring break, because not only if you
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  Speaker 6: haven't booked tickets yet, you can expect higher ticket prices
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  Speaker 6: because jet fuel costs more. And then we talked about
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  Speaker 6: earlier the weights the way Tabi International Airport and told
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  Speaker 6: passengers to arrive five hours before their flight.
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  Speaker 3: Jack just had a small stroke.
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  Speaker 2: Apologies, we'll be back in a minute when we when
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  Speaker 2: we solidify his.
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  Speaker 6: Five hours before your flight. I could not believe that
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  Speaker 6: I just broke.
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  Speaker 4: That.
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  Speaker 5: You guys get asked all of a sudden, iHeart goes ahead,
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  Speaker 5: looks at you guys and goes like, guys.
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  Speaker 3: The checks are going to stop, checks are stopping. You
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  Speaker 3: guys showing up tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: Am I Yeah, I'll probably show up tomorrow or the
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  Speaker 5: day after.
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  Speaker 6: That's the issue, right, These these folks still have bills
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  Speaker 6: to pay, so a lot of them, like in some
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  Speaker 6: cases they're becoming Uber drivers and Uber Eats drivers when
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: they're really a TSA security officer because they still have
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: to pay their bills.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: You said, Second Harvest is really kind of helping these
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: guys out a lot. And of course we could also
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: ask everybody to help out Second Harvest help our TSA agents.
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: Absolutely. Someone had texted earlier during the news junkie saying
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: that they are a TSA employee and has said they
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: already have Second Harvest food bank out at mco handing
• 16:03
  Speaker 6: out food for the TSA employee. Crazy business and it's
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: only expected to get uglier. I thought you were gonna
• 16:09
  Speaker 6: say something, Jack, Nope, your ESPN is off. My ESPN
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: is off.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wanted to talk about sports.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: E esp No. Never nothing to say.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: Well, gas prices, if you're not a stroke, gas prices
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: are holding steady. There's the good news. Don't even joke
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: about that. Gas prices are holding steady in Florida, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: they do still remain much higher than a few weeks ago.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Triple A says the state wide average is three dollars
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: and seventy two cents a gallon today, just fractions of
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: a cent lower than yesterday. However, the price is up
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: sharply from three thirty five a week ago and two
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: ninety two this time last month.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody just text it and said four bucks on bumby,
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: which is yeah.
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: Diesel is also climbing now, averaging fiveh eight as fuel
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: prices continue to rise med the war in Iran and Jimmy,
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: you heard something quite alarming when it comes to gas
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: prices and just how long this could go on.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the big question now.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: People are kind of you know, because what you hear
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: in some talking lines is, you know, short term pain,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: long term gain. That's like a talking point on the
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: war right from most Republicans. But the problem is, I've
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: heard analysts say that even if the things stop now,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: there's a good possibility that gas prices will be elevated
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: most of the year and in some situations where we
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: are right now until the end of summer.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: So this whole idea of short term pain, long term
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: game you've heard as well.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Ye, no, where was.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: That when we're trying to wean ourselves onto more renewable
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: fuel sources. That caused the spike in oil prices in
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: the Biden administration is because they were trying to switch
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: over to more you know, transition into more in friendly form.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Also, that's the word renewables.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm yes, you're paying more, but if you
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: know it's for the greater good, that's what you have
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: to sell. But in the world of politics, you're the opposition.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: He's not going to allow that to that idea infest.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: They're going to attack you on it.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: And by the way, make that thing if you would
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: come to work the question of the day, because now
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: people are a good one chiming in on that saying it.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would still come to work. Would you still
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: come to work if.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: The government shut down your business and you couldn't get
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: paid and you didn't know when it was coming.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: And still be able to play your bills? Like how
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: long until your savings runs out? All right? Dave Florida
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: judge says the way the federal government treated two kids
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: from Orlando is just unacceptable. The judge was speaking on
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Tuesday at a hearing about two twelve year old sisters
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: who were sent to Guatemala when their mother was deported,
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: even though the girls are US citizens born in Orlando.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: Court records show ICE agents arrested them on Monday. Anyway,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: when their mother brought them to the Orlando office for
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: an appointment. Federal prosecutors admitted to reporting the kids was illegal,
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: and all three arrived back in Orlando on Wednesday. Lawyers
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: for the family now want the government to allow the
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: mother to stay, and they also want Congress to investigate.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: They tell the Orlando Sentinel, this is not an immigration dispute,
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: it's a constitutional crisis. Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're seeing more that come about already. We said
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: that was going to happen about two months ago. We said,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: wait till these civil cases start rolling in because of
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: violation of their Fourth Amendment.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Do you still believe like there's going to be consequences, Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: we'll find out.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: A voter ID bill is closer to becoming law. The
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: state legislature passed a bill yesterday requiring you to prove
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: you're a US citizen in order to vote. The bill
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: now heads to the governor's desk. If he signs it,
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: it'll take effect January first. Vero Beach Republican Aaron Grahl
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: sponsored the bill in the Senate. She says, we have
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: safe elections in Florida, but there are still large gaps
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: where fraud could occur. Meanwhile, Florida lawmakers are set to
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: and their legislative session without a finalized state budget, and
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: we'll head home and then return next month for a
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: special session. A political science expert, doctor Sean Foreman says,
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: unlike last year, when they extended the session for three
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: months and just kept their nose to the grindstone, here's
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: the reason why they're going home early this year.
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: Well, the reason for going home and going back to
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: Tallahassee is because it's an election year, which is the
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: main reason why they move the session earlier in the calendar.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: Really is surprising that they can't agree on a budget
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: in time.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because the legislature is constitutionally obligated to approve a
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: balanced spending plan before the fiscal year begins July first.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Senate President Ben Albritton told members they'll come back in
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: mid April after the Easter and Passover holidays. But man,
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: do they have their work cut out for them? There
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: is a what spending gap between the two chambers proposals?
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: Do you think they have to figure out a way
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: to compromise.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: On It's got to be big, though, the for them
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: not to get to that point. I'd say one hundred million.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'd say it's in the billions. I'll go ten billion,
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: I'll go, oh, that got a sound.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Pro concern.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You got to figure that out.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: One billion points ross one point four billion dollars spending
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: gap between the two chambers proposals.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: That's a lot.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Now. At least, we're happy to know that Florida lawmakers
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: are leaving town without a tax package after both chambers
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: stripped their competing proposals down to absolutely nothing. So remember
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: they were talking about property tax relief and all this
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: other stuff. House and Senate leaders had planned to negotiate
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: tax relief during the budget talks, but now any deal
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: would basically have to be rebuilt from scratch. The good
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: news is lawmakers did move to avoid cutting thousands of
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: AIDS medications by extending current income limits and to proving
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: thirty one million dollars to cover a funding gap in
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: the state's AIDS Drug Assistance program. Now. The House and
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: Senate passed that fix yesterday, keeping an estimated sixteen thousand
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Floridians from losing their access to critical life saving drugs.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys saw any folks talking
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: on local news, but there was just absolute panic, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: because it was like, you know, drugs that they can
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: get that are affordable now would have been absolutely prost prohibitive, unreachable, unreachable, absolutely,
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: and that's what's helping keep them alive.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Well, wait till the powers find out about that. We
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: just took the Olive branch off for a reason.
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Lawmakers also approved a ban on local government DEI program,
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: so enjoy your Saint Patrick's Day parade this year, and
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: also voted to approve expanding Florida's school guardian program to
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: include colleges and universities. All right. The Artemis two mission
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: is now targeting a launch date of April first from
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: the Kennedy Space Centers, the first time NASA will send
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: astronauts around the Moon in more than fifty years. Four
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: astronauts are going to embark on a roughly ten day journey.
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: NASA had planned to launch Artemis two earlier this month,
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: but the mission was rescheduled after engineers found a helium
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: leak in the fueling system, among other issues. Okay, Universal Orlando, ooh,
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: not making the spring Breakers happy? What happened extending the
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: closure of Stardust Racers until after?
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. I had no idea how
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: involved that roller coaster was until I saw the sky
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: shot of it today and I was like, it looks
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: like a bowl of spaghetti.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly what. The coaster has been closed on and
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: off for various reasons since Epic Universe opened less than
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: a year ago. Actually it closed on February nineteenth, rust
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: and I wrote it. Yeah, I mean, it's considered, like
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: you said, one of the best, but we've also heard
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: of a few lawsuits that have been filed against this ride.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: It was such a baby.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: It was like the best day of my life.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: And then we also had, of course, the unfortunate death.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: It is considered one of theme park's the biggest attractions,
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: but as of now, the coaster is scheduled to be
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: closed until April fifth. Damn dude, well passed.
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: Wow that one.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: One of the best days of my life married buddy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Top five right, top five day of my life was
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: riding that roller coaster of Jack.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: We were drunk.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: I popped a drama mean in the in the line.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: I just let that thing ride. Yeah, so much fun.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: We giggled like a little kids, grown man giggle. We giggled.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: I think we skipped, we hugged, we jumped.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I know what that is.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I giggled when he told me he had to take it.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Drama.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: The nonprofit behind the Sesame Street brand, assuming SeaWorld Sesame
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Workstop Workshop, alleges the theme park company failed to honor
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: contractual obligations and provide royalty payments. According to the lawsuits,
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: SeaWorld Quote has engaged in a series of willful, unilateral
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: retaliatory breaches designed to undermine the party's relationship and harm
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: Sesame Workshop Quote.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: That isn't just a disagreement. I think you guys give
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: me a couple of bucks. That's a little bit more
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: than that.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: No, they're actually saying that SeaWorld has gone rogue. Damn really, yes,
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: that's what they're saying. Sesame Workshop is now seeking to
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: end thugged up. It's decades long partnership. WHOA after determining
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: that terminating their agreement quote is the only path forward
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: end quote. They're saying that SeaWorld hasn't done enough per
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: the contract to elevate the Sesame Street brand.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The wild thing is is that's the one thing
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I remember about when you go to the food festivals
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: that they have an entire area set up there, like
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: was Sesame Street characters to meet and greet and stuff
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I think as hard as that is their biggest kid draw,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: their biggest yeah at the park, that is just such
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: a huge part. I always thought that was a great
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: get for them. But this is a that's not good
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: at all, not making.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Up, No, not at all all.
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: An update from a story that we had covered during
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: JCS News yesterday. A woman is in custody after that
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: deadly hit and run in Polk County, the Sheriff's off
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: announced yesterday. Winter Haven's Victoria Ashton Johnson was arrested for
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Wednesday's crash outside a church, where an eight year old
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: child was killed and a ten year old remains in
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: critical condition. They were on their way to church and
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: crossing the street when she hit them and then just left.
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: One of the charges Johnson is facing is driving while
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: license suspended or revoked. Okay, and we hear that too often, right,
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: People who shouldn't be on the road just are on
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: the road. Hey, here's another update, kind of getting is
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: that does pale.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: In comparison to running over an eight year old?
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Exactly, good lord.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: But again, you know, shouldn't have even been behind the wheels.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: She didn't have an active driver's lace.
• 26:37
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Remember that sailboat that run aground along Flagler Beach.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when that became like a tourist attractor.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: It's being removed. The vessel has become a tourist attraction
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: and an eye sore. And that's why city officials want
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: it gone. It'll cost over forty thousand dollars to get
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: rid of it, though city officials say the removal will
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: happen as soon as possible.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: It's like half gone, right, Yeah, I think it is.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I saw an excavator or a friend and litters something
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: out there trying to tear it apart.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Well. Also beachside, a massive drug house is busted in
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: New Smyrna Beach. Nearly two dozen people think of that.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Nearly two dozen people. The population were removed from the
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: Mission Drive home. On Thursday, Lusia County officers found meth, fentanyl, weed,
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: and drug paraphernalia at the property. Sheriff Mike Chitwood released
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: a video.
• 27:27
  Speaker 14: And the four prime targets that we have warrants for
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: combined are probably two hundred phony charges at least on
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: each one of them, good adustrious criminal career.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: Nine people were arrested. The home was condemned due to
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: its deplorable condition. Sheriff Mike Chitwood also said, quote, I
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: have never been in a bigger pig pen filth infested
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: and vermin infested, not fit for human inhabit or human
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: habitation end quote.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: About sellon Walmart, with all the money of the drugs,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: whyouldn't they just like do a little fixture upper on it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not just that.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: That's twenty four people. That's a small business. Yeah, he's
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: to smoke something. Check, get an idea and run with it.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I hear the drugs take away your motivation.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: They're doing the wrong drugs set.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Isn't meth like the thing that makes you like vacuum
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: twenty four hours a day.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: No, it makes you crazy, but it makes you tweak,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: but you tweak to go find more myth. It's not
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like you tweak in a good way. It's not like
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: you tweak and go, oh my god, I set the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: record for making hangers.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: It's like you you tweak and then you go rob
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: convenience stores with a fake gun or a finger gun
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Then you, of course you scratch your face off.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: All of that. I mean, it's just one of Wow.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: That sounds like such a good time, isn't it.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: This is just a few of the draws.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's get some Yeah, let's try it. Can you
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: imagine going on a date and she's like, you want
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: to come over? I got twenty three roommates.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: It's a two bad one bath, all right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: A man is under arrest in connection to a heist
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: in Marion County. You sounded like you had an idea
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: what this man stole before the break. You want to
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: make a guess with what he stole. It's a crappy plan.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I didn't he did. Wasn't he like
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: a U haul truck and then tried to jump out
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: of the U haul truck and steal like a sewage
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: truck or something.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: No, but you're close. A man is under arrest in
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: connection to a septic tank heist in Marion County, Alfo.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: No Sephora is accused of using a rented truck to
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: steal the septic tank and electrical supplies from a construction
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: site into Neellen. Not too smart, this fellaw. He tried
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: to steal the items with a sedan with an suv
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: like a mini van initially, but returned the next day.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Well not a Twitter. See this is what all the
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: drugs can do.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: To the next day with a U haul truck.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: This guy's got the wrong roommates.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: Na Saphora was identified through surveillance footage. She was eventually
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: caught and arrested.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but hard to pawn that septic tank. I'm gonna
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: be honest with you, I.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: Can that not a good sell on Facebook market place.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Those guys really mark him down.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Video is great though, for in the middle of the
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: night trying to get it, and then he comes back
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: the next day with the U haul trying to push
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: it up into the U haul.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: And that concludes your j CS news.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: It's a two note solo. Today we get two notes
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: from this guy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: I think I have two notes. I was a little wordy.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: A two notes solo from the bass player today.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Well it matched the poop poo doo do, thank you.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I have one fan all right four oh seven nine
• 30:25
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• 30:30
  Speaker 2: a new singer sale and Embers only. Right after this
• 30:33
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• 30:38
  Speaker 1: coming up next on the Jim Kolbert Show.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: That's right, guys, time for another primetime kitchen here on
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• 31:41
  Speaker 2: say how are you on this Friday the thirteenth, mister Cara?
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, I didn't even realize it's Friday thirteenth.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one glance at the counter will tell you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: Anymore.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: People, we didn't even bring it up today. Usually that's
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: a thing we never even mentioned.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: It's kind of weird, but it's anymore.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: Well, it's an in marked, it's a thing.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: It's a thing. In tattoo shops, you can. Actually, my
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: daughter wanted me to get a tattoo today. They do
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: it for twenty dollars. It's thirteen dollars for the tattoo,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: seven for the tip, but they give you like twenty
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: tattoos that choose from, and one of them was a
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Yankee logo. Really wow, I'm like.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: A discount discount tattoos is a rule? Thought about it?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if they had the Blue Jays, I would have
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: been what was it the tip that scares you?
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Faias joins us Every Friday at four o'clock to talk
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: about the things happening in the culinary scene in central Florida.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And as a rule, it is usually pretty packed. I mean,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: this is one of the hottest scenes on the entire
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: East coast of the United States to eat at. And
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Fias has his pulse on what's happening in Orlando. Let's
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: get to it, buddy. The review.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Is it Cafe Dewan?
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: It is? It is Cafe de Won.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: We're all surprised that he nailed it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: If I had a bell with a question mark, it
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: would be it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: You know, So, Cafe Dewan. It's a Turkish eatery on
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: It's in Castleburry, I believe it's at ten fifteen State
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Road four thirty six. It's in Castleberry. It's run by
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: a couple of sisters, Habibi Sengoon and her sister Esra.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: And immediately noticeable when I when I stepped foot into
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: this restaurant was the you know, the slabbering sense of
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: grilled meats was completely absent. Really yeah, and it's because
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: they don't have a hood. So these two, you know,
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: they make do with what they've got they have. You know,
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: they have a double stack countertop oven. They have a
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: stove and you know it being it currently being Ramadan.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: You know, they're offering this special iftar dinner menu, which
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: typically starts with a soup. And so I had this
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: one soup. It was a chicken soup. And let me
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: just tell you there's a photo of it right there.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: If people are watching on YouTube, you can see a
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: photo of them.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: It's like a pretty pedestrian chicken soup.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: Pretty pedestrian looking soup. Right. So I took a spoonful
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: of this, and you know, I had to stop in
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: mid air because I had to just sort of inhale
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: those heavy scents of roasted chicken in this thing.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: It was so good.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: And you'll notice that there's other things in there, and
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: what they told me there was orzo, but it doesn't
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: quite look like Orzo. It looks maybe like Vermicelli.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Or it does Vermicelli exactly is what it looks like.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: It looks like it. But it was so good.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: You know, the friend that I went with, you know,
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: we said, I wish I wish I had a terrible
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: flu because this soup, this soup would be perfect, you know,
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: if you're sick. So it was an outstanding. So if
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: I highly recommend this chicken soup, whatever the hell is
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: in it, eat it. It's so good. And then they
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: also make a very a very Turkish pastry called bok.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: It's a flaky pastry. This one's filled with beef and cheese,
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: also very very good. In fact, Ezra came by and said,
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: you know, if you liked it that much, come come
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: in the morning when we're serving breakfast. And these are
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: fresh baked, fresh out of the oven. And I made
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: a mental note to do just that, so I did
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: go back later for breakfast. But anyway, continuing with this dinner, uh,
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: they also serve various you know, little dips and stuff
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: Turkish dips. So you have a mac which is like
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: a like a yogurty type of dip. You have esme
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: which is a spice dip with pomegranate molasses. You have hummus,
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: you have Baba the news, you have all those things
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: which you know in all fairs, they you know, they
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: they did the job. You know, there weren't like they
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: didn't run me away. They were they were as as
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: they should be. There's a Turkish pizzas called p day
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: p I d E and they're sort of boat shaped pizzas,
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: and this one that you're looking at right now if
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: you're watching on YouTube, is is a vegetarian version. But
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: they also offered a sausage version, and the the the
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: chef there, Habiba, her name is, She said she gets
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: this this this high end sausage flown in from Turkey
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: and it was so so good. Like the next photo
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: you know, shows just that. The only thing I wish
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: there was that there was more more of that sausage
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: on there. I didn't feel like there was enough. I
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: also thought with both those p d's, the dough was
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: a little bit I don't know, doe.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It looks looks yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was like.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: That was my That was my only complaint. But they
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: also have another type of flatbread called lama kun, which
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: is a wafer uh wafer crispy correctly, and that's a
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: photo of it right there. Yeah, what's on top of that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: It's like a spice ground ground mix of beef that
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: looks a bit of lemon with a little lemon on there.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: Eat it. It's it's definitely one of the best lama
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: coons I've had in the city. Very nice right, so
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: then you know, so then you know, after eating all
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: this food, I made again, I made that mental note
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: to go back for breakfast. And if you've never had
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: a Turkish breakfast, by the way, this restaurant is called
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Cafe the wand and Wan is a province in Turkey
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: that is known for their breakfast. And if people out
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: there have never had a Turkish breath breakfast before, it
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: is like a like a Byzantine assemblage of you know,
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: vegetables and fruits. It is, it, truly, truly is. There's eggs,
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: and there's bread, and there's all kinds of things. And
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: it's a lot of a whole lot of fun to
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: eat a Turkish breakfast, let me tell you, because they
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: give you like small portions of all these different things
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: and you can have like a really nice variety. What
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: I really liked about this Turkish breakfast was a dish
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: called a meni men which is a plate of scrambled eggs.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: And again, if you're watching on YouTube live, you know
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: you have the advantage of seeing some of these photos.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: It's it's a dish of scrambled of eggs that are
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: scrambled with with tomatoes and peppers, and it's really nice.
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: It's very very.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: It also has a broth though, I mean if you
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: see that in America, though, it would look more like
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: an omelet that kind of came apart. This actually looks
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: like it's it's in some type of broth or soup.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Even that's the inside of a breakfast burrito. I know
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: what the inside of a breakfast burrito. That's what it is.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Next top and know.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: You're you won't be incorrect erros it's it's a very
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: tomato weed because they cook it down with the tomatoes
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: and peppers, you know, develops a bit of that a
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: bit of that gravy. That's that sauce down there. So anyway,
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: I highly recommend it. Go there for breakfast, get a
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: fresh baked boreck, which I did, by the way, I
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: didn't there's no photo of it, but it was like
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: fresh out of the oven hot, very nice.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Looks good for those dates and that is a great
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: entrance to Castleburry too. Castlebary has been struggling to find,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you know, some diversity in their food. There plenty of
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: wing and burger and pizza joints, but it's nice to
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: see something like this, you know, and with other Turkish
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: restaurants in in the area that have a much bigger profile.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It's cool to see somebody trying to reach out and
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: do something in a smaller version as well.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Fias, how is that that Lamo con I'm putting up there?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I need something to for dinner. They're open to eight
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: o'clock tonight. I'm thinking about hitting this place on the
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: way home.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Yes, pick up, pick up a lamacoon, take it home.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you get there.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: Whatever, it's it's very nice. Cractly, it's wafers fan. I'm
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: not sure if one will fill you up. Get a
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: couple maybe.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I know that the next thing we're going
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: to talk about is one of Ross is Ross and
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I's favorite spots. I think Jack as well. Oh you
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: already know. Is there another Zaza Cuban comfort food cafe
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: thing coming to Orlando?
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: There is. So they're opening up a flagship location in
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Sodo that'll be later this summer, I think. But the
• 39:05
  Speaker 7: Pig Floyd's location that just opened on Lee Road there
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: six months ago is closed. And yeah, it's kind of surprising,
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: but you know that that location is kind of weird.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: But anyway, so Pig Floyd's closed their Lee Road location
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: and Zaza Cuban Comfort Food is going to be moving in.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: I believe they're going to be opening up in June.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: And of course, if anyone's ever traveled out of MCO,
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: I mean stopping by a Zaza, I was and grabbing
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: a Cuban sandwich or.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Some of their great, unbelievably good pastries with the cheese
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and the guava. Good lord, so good.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: Their casito's yeah, and so they are. They're under I
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: guess they're undergoing a pretty rapid expansion plan all over
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Central Florida. So look for more to open. Like I
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: said that, there's going to be one of larger one
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: opening up in Sodo, but this one will also be
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: unique and with a drive through.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and that has to be fueled by the
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: success of like Foxtail, right Faias I mean, you know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: basically showing that there's an audience out there for something
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: like this and this has a little bit more flavor.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: And I'm telling you man, I you know, Ross and
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I have had many conversations about our lover Zazah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, it's fire. First of all, that coffee.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I remember asking them you'll love this, Fias, I go,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: why is this coffee so powerful? Like I'm ready to
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: sack a quarterback for ten yards? Yeah, every sip and
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: uh the barista, the person working goes, well, we make
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: our own sugar. I thought, I thought, only God did
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: that you talk about you make your own sugar.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: That's a pride thing, isn't? Because fi As, I remember
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: back in the day when my kids played volleyball, we'd
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: get up to you know, we'd be at the convention
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: center at six o'clock in the morning, and there'd be
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: this this, uh it was a capn kong leche like cart,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and I remember specifically on the side there was this
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: what looked to be a cauldron and it was a
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: mess that was like this hardened you know, crust all
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: around it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: And that was the sugar.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Thing that's where they kept and and then like they
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: looked like they haven't cleaned it or changed it in years.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: Dude, I asked them, what do you mean you make
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: your own sugar?
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: They basically cook kind of their sugar with espress sell.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: All of their sugar that they use is espresso soap.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: God, it's so good.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: So that seems almost illegal, but you can do it
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: and it rocks. And also their casitos are mind blowing.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my lord, so good.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so yeah, look and you know what, there's Harahs.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: There's like a coffee shop just a couple of doors down.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: So it'll be interesting to see, you know, how the
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: coffee wars play out there on Lee Road, and Foxtail
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: is no further down right, a little bit, you know,
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: before the eye for it to me.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: To me though, their selections when it comes to food
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: and pastries are a little underwhelming comparatively, So I think maybe,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: if anything, this will maybe make Foxtel or the other
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: people step it up a little bit, because even places
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: like Rosso's over in the uh fark Longwood area, that
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: place is not only are the coffee is incredible, the
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: pastries that they they've been in there are simply amazing.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on, buddy. I mean, one of
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: the most popular spots of downtown Orlando for years was
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Hamburger Mary. He's gone now, and I know they've been
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: looking for a new spot. I heard it in Kassimi.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: What's the latest?
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And you would be right. I think a year
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: ago the announced they'd be moving to Cassimei. But then
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: there was you know, radio silence, but they just announced
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: that they would be opening reopening I guess in Kassimi
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: uh in Old Town. So it's it's where the Shones
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: kitchen and bar used to be. So the show Neees
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: is gone, it'll be Hamburger Mary's there. I think they're
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: planning on a May opening, just just two months away.
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: So yeah, drag shows and casimi. Mister there you go.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about Summer Breeze ROTI. I mean, if you
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: haven't had rote you're missing out because there's nothing in
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: the world like it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Summer Breeze Rote Shop has opened in Longwood. I
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: believe it's had two point fifteen uh State Road four
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: thirty four, kind of near Ronald Reagan Ugan Boulevard where
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: the Door Boys is. It's in that same clause as
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: Door Boys, and they are a Trinidadian rote shop. They'll
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: awful all the Trinidadian goodies like doubles. If people haven't
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: had doubles out there. It's essentially you know, a fried
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: a fried flatbread with a chickpea uh kind of like
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: a chickpea curry in there, and they give you two
• 43:07
  Speaker 7: of them, which is why it's called doubles so good.
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: Uh goat roa te chicken ro tea. They have all
• 43:12
  Speaker 7: all the all the great Trinidadian things. Uh bust up shut,
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: which is sort of like a bread that's sort of
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: beat up, you know.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Uh as I would regret not asking you this because
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: you are the food king in my eyes, and I
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: love your opinions. I'm addicted to sesame stuff. I like
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: sesame right now. What's the best sesame dish right now
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: in Central Florida?
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: And that's without the kidnapping.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: No kidnapping. I'm just asking a question. I think you'd
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: read to be kidnapped.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: O my god, Yeah, that is a good one. You know,
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: I just wrote about something with sesame, and in my
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: mind is like, you know, failing me once again. Same?
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: Oh gosh.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: You know there's always the uh you know what you know.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: I like to go to the you know, the CBS
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: ors thing if they have those little sesame those sweet
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: sesame wafers what are they called. They come in a
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: little plastic and I'm always always addicted to those, like.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Sugar, Where are you getting sesame?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Where are you?
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Where's this? Where's I'll get it? By the bag right now.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: You pizza with the sesame crust.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sesame pizza crust phenomenal. The last thing I
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: had that was sesame was a sesame ball donut on
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Mills Market.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: And when I did into it, dude, it was tarro
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and I was so excited. It was all purple and sesame.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I like to get get him in a dry pan
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: and roast them really good and then see some TUNEA
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: put on top of it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: There's nothing in the world like that.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and Ross, if you go up to if you
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: go up to Shira's Market, also in Longwood, the Iranian bread.
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: Iranian bread comes coated in sesame, and sometimes they also
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: have black sesame. Sometimes they have both white and black sesame,
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: and then you got like a sesame double shot there.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Man, all right, it's the bomb Iranian at the same time.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: Sorry, yeah, just trying to avoid.
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: And Jim Jim walks in asking for a Tomahawk's day.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, by all right, by dude.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: It would do.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Dang, that's terrible.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: That's why it says to me, that's why I'm doing that.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Those are the best ward jokes you'll ever hear today, though.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: You make it there in Hypersonic Spedience and.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: The Son of a Bitch, Son.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Of a Bitch.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, you love this.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Sorry, tell me about tell me about Bear's Grill.
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: Buy this. Yeah, so by grill, this is a new right.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: It's an Argentinian restaurant that's open on I drive eighty fifty.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: I drive at the Hollywood Plaza garage thing. It's on
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: the it's on the ground floor. They have locations in Miami.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: It's they specialize, I guess in steaks, a lot of steaks.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: And what I found really surprising was the price of
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: these steaks. They offer like a prime Jim. There's like
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: a sixteen ounce USD a prime Pecanya for thirty five,
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: which was wool.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: That's cheap.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have a sixty ounce ribbi.
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: It's it's a black angles ribby that I had, and
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: again forty eight dollars. I mean a little on the
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: higher end. But look, you go to Roots Prison and
• 46:11
  Speaker 7: have the same sixteen ounces ribbi, it's seventy seventy five
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: seventy straight.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: If you go to Texas Roadhouse and get a ribbi,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I think it's the sixteen ounce ribbi. I think that
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: one's thirty eight dollars. And I'm not taking anything from Roadhouse,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: but I mean, but Kanya, if you cut it right
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: and cook it right, is one of the most delicious
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: things ever because not only do you get that nice fat,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: that that fat cap from the sirloin, you also get
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: that inch and or that half inch thick fat cap
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: that renders off into the meat, which makes it, I mean,
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: just the most succulent thing ever, maybe my favorite kind
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: of beef, be honest with you.
• 46:41
  Speaker 7: Also, also there, I found their cocktails to be ridiculously cheap,
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: nine to ten bucks. I got ten dollars old fashion.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: Was the last time you had a ten dollars Old Fashion?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Had ten dollars Old Fashion? Not only at home speaking
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: of your language, thank you?
• 46:54
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  Speaker 3: I am Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's deb Jack. Someone should send him a shirt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and yes, and Ross as here as well. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: all true.
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  Speaker 2: So usually yeah, well we're waiting for the game show
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  Speaker 2: All right. So lists are always fun for our business,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: and usually I try to pick and choose which ones
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  Speaker 2: I usually I use them to jump into another topic
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  Speaker 2: or whatever. I thought this one was hot enough just
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  Speaker 7: All Right.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: There's a website called the Top Tens. It's okay, all right,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: and their job, basically what they do is is they
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: just pose different questions and then gather the information and
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: then form the top ten list.
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  Speaker 5: Right, I feel guilty whenever top tens get brought up.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: I have a haunting memory about top ten and what
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: is that. For a while, I would say, like the
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  Speaker 5: first year that I was doing radio with you guys, right,
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: and I had I was doing just lists because they
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: were very easy to digest. But then I got desperate.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: One day, dude, I did I wasted a segment.
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: It was so bad.
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  Speaker 3: I did a top ten of top tens.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hey, I remember that. And then people were like,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: all right, this is kind of fun for like two minutes.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: And that was fourteen minutes of top ten of top tens.
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  Speaker 3: So for that I apologize.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing about them is they're always so you know,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: they're suggestive or they're uh subjective subjective, right, yeah, because
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: here's the thing.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't matter. I mean, whether you do
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: music whether you do any kind of art. It is
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: so subjective.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I think most people could kind of come to the
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: conclusion that one or two things, like if I ever
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: say what's your you know, what's the best album ever?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I think, within reason, there are people that are gonna say,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: you know, albums like Thriller or the Eagles greatest hits
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: or Rumors or let you know, you're gonna hear the
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: same answers a lot. And that's why I like these things, right,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: because it does. It gives you a different perspective on
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: what people like. Just af a curious, so he will
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: start with number one. This is the top ten list
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: of the greatest, the greatest comedians ever, oh god, the
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: funniest stand up comedians of all time?
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: All right, now.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: The reason why this is unique is because there's a
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: number of generations that have consumed stand up comedy, and
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: every generation has its hero, you know, ten, twenty twenties,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: nineteen seventies, nineteen eighties. You know, you can always say
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: the seventies, it could have been anywhere for Encher Prior,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: George Carl, Steve Martin, Steve Marlin, right, eighties, Eddie Murphy.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: You can get into those kind of characters, right, Bruce
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: from the sixties.
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  Speaker 18: Right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: And then also one thing about lists or just criticism
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: or critique in general, right, is it's in the eye
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: of the beholder. But who's the beholder? Is it an
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: audience member or another comedian? And that does change a lot.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: You know, a jazz musician will never have the numbers
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: of a pop musician. But guess who knows more about music? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: for sure, I understand what you're say for sure.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: So where do you think who do you think number
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: one was?
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: When you consider all let's just start. Let me let
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: me make.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Sure that none of these kind of go past a
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: generation that we would all recognize. I don't remember it
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: doing that. Oh god, really that guy? Okay?
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. None of all of these are comedians
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: that everyone will know.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: So you're not gonna get a Shecky you know, Shecky
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Smith from the thirties is not gonna pop up there
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: as a surprise, you know, a player.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: George Carlin is number one. That would be my number one.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: George Carlin is the number one considered the greatest, funniest
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  Speaker 2: stand up comedian of all time.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: I mean his political stuff from the seventies absolutely still
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: slaps right now.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And it says here whether you're a fan of puns,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: satire or absurdity, you know, all of those things are
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: considered when fashioning this list. It said Carlin is number one.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: The thing is, I can't argue with that. I wouldn't
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: have Carlin as my number one.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: This is the reason why I will put George Carlin
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: as my number one. And he's the only comedian that
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: I'm aware that this happens to. He still is going viral.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: He died before the Internet took place, Yeah, he had,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: and he does. George Carlin still puts up social media
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: numbers in the grave that other comedians just will never
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: even come close to.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: And his clips are so still relevant. I mean, all
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: the things that he said back in the seven he
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: still apply to the political scene today.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I would say that same thing with Norm maybe.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: And well, Norm to me would be a more sugary,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: uh version of a comedian where it's pure humor and
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: it's so it's so it is brave the things that
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: he's saying. There's a lot of jokes that are like
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: god Man, all.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: Right, but he's not as blistering as Carly it was
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: far more.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: I would say pro audience and pro people norms comedy
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: number two.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Emo Phillips. That is such a
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: great guess, And I do think Emo is a genius
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: as well, But no, he's.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: On on there. I will go with pro.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: I will go with Eddie Murphy.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy does appear on the list, and so does
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Richard Pryor, but not at number two, which I find
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: kind of amazing. Now, look, here's the thing. The guy
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: that the guy that's number two. Again, you can make
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: a legitimate argument for that. For my opinion, though, this
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: is how I get this, And this is kind of
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: weird for me because I know it doesn't make any
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: logical sense. But if not for prior or Murphy, this
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: guy doesn't have the same type of career so as Chappelle.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: It's Dave Chappelle.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, yeah yeah, And again I agree he
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: is a generational comic, there's no question. But again, in
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: my opinion, no Bernie Mack, no Richard Pryor, no Eddie
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Murphy to Chappelle's doesn't hit the same In my opinion.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: To me, Dave Chappelle has the greatest comedy special of
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: all time.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: With that said, I think he's had like fifteen now.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, it is up there.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: And I've gotten so much heat for saying this from
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: my comedian friends, and I'm sure the texting service is
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: about to join in on them. With them those Netflix specials,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: there's been like two good ones, two of them that
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: have held my attention that has made me laugh out
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: loud Elaster Preachy and there's.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Like seven and I get it, I get it. Carlin
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: was also preachy.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Like, I'm not saying that preachy doesn't have a time
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: and place in the world of stand up comedy. I
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: just now we start getting into subjective, like what is
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: my favorite type of comedy and it's the laugh laugh haha.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to escape reality comedy.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm gonna run these real quick and
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: then we can get it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Robin Williams number three, all right, Prior number four, So
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Prior gets beaten by Robin Williams.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Louis c.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: K beats Eddie Murphy, Oh woo, louisk at five, Eddie
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Murphy at six, Eddie Murphy beaten by Robin Williams, Chris
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Rock number seven, Seinfeld number eight, Kevin Hart at number
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: nine and Gabriel Iglesias at number ten, Fluffy Fluffy Minute
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: at number ten, and the honorable mentions Bargatzi, Bill Hicks, Hepburg,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Cosby's guys like that, you know, and again for me,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: the people that are on this, this is a pure
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: stand ups right as a rule. Robin Williams did make
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: a shift into a movie career, and he did have
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: a television career, but I mean, but from my opinion,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: at first he was a pure stand up. The others
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: are pure stand ups. Although prior again did movies. People
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: knew him from stand up.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: And I give I would put comfortably prior as number
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: two because like I know, it shouldn't really count, but
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: he was like vegetables for this country, Like he was
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: really really important for pop culture, for racism, for a
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: lot of things more.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Than just comedy, influencing future comedians including Dave Chappelle.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with that one hundred percent.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: But Sawsby to him, so part there's part of me though,
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: doesn't like that reasoning, as like I get that they
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: busted the gates open, but Richard Pryor was inspired by
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: somebody I don't know who it was.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: But it was not Mama Cass who was a mom
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Mom's mobiley.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: I think, are we going to give her or is
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: that as I'm assuming that's a woman.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: And uh yeah yeah, And I believe also uh Red
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Fox also, if I remember right, also had and that's
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons he's in a lot of the
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: stuff that Murphy did is because I believe he was
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: influenced by Red Fox, who was a stand up way
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: before he was Sanford Brooklyn Brooklyn Night No.
• 58:33
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: And the one con about Eddie Murphy. Granted I was
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: not alive during the big heyday of those specials, and
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I note that they were in movie theaters, but.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Two is it two?
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Ye?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: It's two yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Delirious and Raw are the two. But they're also considered
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: two of the greatest ever.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: And by the way, musicians also drop one off albums
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: that break the rules. Alanas Marsett's album is one of
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: the best selling ever and she never did anything after
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: that thing with Whody in the Blowfish. They come in,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: they sell thirteen million records and then you never hear
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: from him again.
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: I don't think anybody's walking up to this microphone going
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: hoody in the Blowfish Top ten Top ten Band of
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: all time.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Percent You're not.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is people do drop things like
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: that hit super hard and then.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: We're talking top ten.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, got me.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Sounded like a damn door. I who is go from
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: ten ten is Gabriel Iglesias Fluffy. I mean, you can't
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: take that away from him. He's a he's an absolute
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: force and he's a great person.
• 59:31
  Speaker 12: By the way.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we met him a bunch. He's a good dude.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: And then Seinfeld, I mean yeah, I mean, uh no, Dice,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: huh no, Dice Clay No. Sorry, what was the name
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: of the guy in taxi? Oh that's Andy Kaufman, Andy Kaufman. Yeah, yeah, again,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: he would be like your Steve Martin kind of guy.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: It's a real niche audience as opposed to a guy
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: like Robin Williams or Louis c. K. That really speaks
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: to a much bigger audience if you don't like that
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: absurd kind of thing. Like he talks about Emo Phillips.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Emo Phillips also an absurdist, you know, because he had
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: a pay boy haircut like this his whole thing. I'm
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Emo Phillipson and is that accurate, the pretty dark, good
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: emo right now.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, this conversation has really convinced me of one thing.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: I believe that George Carlin is the greatest comedian of
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: all time.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Arguing about him, right, we haven't said a word about that.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: I really, I haven't even said that out loud.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Of how insane it really is, how prophetic he was
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: in so many ways. His his jokes, calling them jokes
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: is disrespectful, his stance, his cakes are timeless.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: I just saw one on Instagram this last weekend.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, YouTube, His his appearances on The Tonight Show
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: and and the talk shows, they're brilliant because again, Carlin
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: is not, you know, he's you can't be toying with him.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: He's not some dopey comedian like He's not like a
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Pete Davidson kind of guy that you know or you know,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: that all shuck' kind of guy. The dude's smart, he
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: reads is obviously kind of tuned in.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: The George Carlin documentaries, I think they're on HBO. I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: think that's correct. They were some of the most beneficial
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: comedy watching I've ever seen that. It was like going
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: to Haja Valencia Community College.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: It was like computer.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there weren't.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Comedy specials on television until it was on HBO and
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: it was Sor Tarlin and Robert Klein. Yeah, Robert Klein
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: another legend I mean about comedians who comedians think are
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: very funny.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: Kline is one of those guys.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: The Young Comedian Special.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure, yeah, yeah. And by the way, this were
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: like Dennis Miller and those guys were found. I think
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: David Spadeen guys like that. And I will tell you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: straight up, and I know that you can't experience this,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: but if you come to people in our generation and
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: you ask them what's the greatest comedic performance they've ever seen,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know that there will be two or three
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: beats for about ninety percent of the audience said that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: it's Eddie Murphy's Delirious. That when we saw that for
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: the first time on television on HBO, you you, we
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: had to pause it so that people could up laughing
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: and catch the breath to continue it. And that would
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: be after the I mean seeing it, you know, ten times,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: it would still hit as hard.
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  Speaker 4: We were in high school when it came out. I
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: had the VHS tape and I watched it literally over
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: forty times, and then.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: When raw came out and he did the whole ice
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: cream and it was just too much, dude, I mean
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: it was he you couldn't be a bigger star.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: And I'm curious about this, and God, please don't hate me.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: And I've seen the special I've seen the specials, but
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: is there any part of that? Mean, how big of
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: the reason was just the language and the content? It
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: seems like to me when I watched Delirious and those
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: two specials is that it's the first TVM a thing
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: ever made.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: I can't take that away from that.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I can't take it. But you gotta remember, prior to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: been doing that live on sunset strip was a Richard
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Pryor like made for TV or made for movies live performance.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was very famous red carp or the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: red curtain, him in the red suit. It was after
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: he set up up on fire doing that movie. Theater
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: it free so that those things existed in major production,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: by the way, yeah, major theater production. So, I mean
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: he had a number of those before any of the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy stuff in the language really wasn't that big
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: of a deal. Prior been doing that for a while which.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, I still would look at those two specials
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: that Eddie Murphy did, far dirtier than the prior that
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: I have seen.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: But Eddie so he had the Saturday Night Live fame
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: that he he had an audience.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that he started with. That's how it was nineteen
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: years old too. Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: And then and then probably the contrast of seeing SNL
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: version and then comedy he.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Did what with a small person? Four seven nine texts
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: at seven to seven zero three?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 9: Win? Did g I?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Joe go Ross? Did you ever do the spring break thing?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Did you ever travel for spring break?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: I did once. Yeah, I partied hard and I came
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: over with a mullet, very nice.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: Jack.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Did you do the spring break party thing?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: Without the mullet?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Okay dead?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Did you do the spring ring?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Went there with one?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 9: You?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 7: Never did it?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: I did it.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: Can never afford it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I did it two.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Years, one time kind of semi professionally, one time as
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: like a voyeur off to the edge. But I will
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: tell you that whole thing is trying to change a
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: little bit. I've got some spots now that are new
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: hotspots for spring break, and I'll tell you what those
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: are next.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 19: Well, I'm not surprised he didn't make the list. I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 19: always loved Sam Kinnison when he hit in the eighties there.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 6: The impact he had was unbelievable.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 19: Everybody was talking about him.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: Though.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 19: Yeah, his screaming and yelling thing probably got old after
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 19: a while. It would have been interesting to see what
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 19: he would have transitioned into if you would have lived.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 19: But anyway, so rip Sam, You're great.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 13: One up guys, sport from you bond Hey, piggyback off
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 13: of Jimmy's comedy list Top ten that you got from
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 13: Rolling Stone? Who would you guys pick for a female
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 13: comic like? I've always loved Lucille Ball.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: And Jones Rivers, but Man Lucy was the funniest comedians
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: I've ever heard.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Man Were a woman is Nikky Glacier. Dude, She's a
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: beast man.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 12: Who'd you that great? Every Good Were.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 20: Good Afternoon cover to Covidy Concrete Mike. Growing up, I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 20: never had a spring break where I lived. I was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 20: and you had her on Dak Mountains and it snowed
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 20: so much we lost so many days to school. We
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 20: didn't get a spring break. But I am participating in
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 20: spring break this year. I'm taking my wife, son and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 20: my niece and we're going down to Islamrata and hanging
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 20: out down there for the week.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 12: Now I'm gonna h.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Younna, what what do you think he's gonna do?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: H fine? Yeah, forget how to calculate time? Relax, holcome jump,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: there's dead Hello yo and sauce.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: It is true.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: We only have a few minutes here, and we'll get
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: to this pretty quick. The reason I bring this up
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: is because the number one spring break destination seems so
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: out of reach. Like when when we were when we
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: were worse. When we were young, it was it was
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: you go to Daytonaerdale or Panama City, that was it.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: If you were in Florida, I wanted to stay close.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: You did that.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Now I remember down the road, a couple of other
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: places came into play. I remember Havasu, Lake Havasu right,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Arizona right right, that came into play, like everybody wanted
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: to do to Lake Havasu because it was crazy. Now
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: the number one destinations again seems out of touch. I mean,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: oh we hear is like people don't have any money
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: and like college students are swimming in debt. How did Heilo, Hawaii?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Become the number one spring break destination.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: One group point out, Yeah, one group point out and
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: that's the majority of travel.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: And the other one is that it's crazy because it
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: used to be beach only. And again there are some
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: beach places here in town. Are you here on the list?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: But man, you so the beach thing. I guess it's
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: kind of lost. It's its value. I mean I just
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: said Hawaii. But Asheville, North Carolina number two.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: Well, that's because of that cool drum circle they have
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: up there.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: Is that what it is?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: That great hippie scene.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Sarasota is on the list as well. Long Beach, California.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: Again, I don't even remember California kind of being in
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: play for that, but I guess if you're on the
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: West Coast you would kind of stay on that side
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: of the world. But even then, man, the Florida scene
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: was so hot.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, MTV wasn't going to Long Beach.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: MTV was coming to Daytona, they were going down to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Panama City. They were doing satellite stuff from Fort Lauderdale.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: They were bringing the experience of like partying in Florida.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: I don't remember anywhere else except for Lake Havasu and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: then going overseas.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Now some people did that.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: Do you look at MTV going to Daytona as in like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: oh man, Daytona had it cooking or well.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you have to remember at the time, MTV
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: was the biggest cultural phenomenon we had. I'm saying what,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: all right, So you had the biggest cultural phenomenon for
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: young people have and it was happening in Daytona at
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: a place that were like they're theoretically no f and rules.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I go there drinking or something in a coma and
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: people just kick you over and give you more.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Cause like, uh, you know, let me give you this
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: little tinfoil hat. It's a snap back. Let me throw
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: this out here, all right. When I see MTV and Daytona,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: I don't look at that time and go, man, Daytona
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: was popping. I look at it and go MTV was
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: like they probably got a deal or something like they
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: they had an opportunity to make themselves look as good
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: as they possibly can.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: They needed a location.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: I would think that there were other cities probably maybe
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: even volunteering to also want to be the MTV spring
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: break town.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But the thing is is I think spring Break
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: was already built in in Florida. I think MTV just
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: kind of went to the place where the party was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: already already happening and just set up the cameras and
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: brought the DJs. And it's pre internet, so it's like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: MTV just kind of made it where everyone was aware
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, I mean best Boys came and played here.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: One of the most famous things ever is like, you know,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: the Beastie Boys playing this when they breaking.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: I've always been so curious about it because obviously it's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: not right. Daytona isn't spring Break what it was, you know,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: ninety six. Yeah, and the MTV is not what it was.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: I don't even think they exist anymore.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: No, it's just they play. They just play. I think
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: they're dead. They are there.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: It's gone now, completely gone. They just played Rob Derdick
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Show all the time. It's really got.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: So it makes me think that maybe MTV had more
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: of a say and Daytona spring Break than maybe even
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: Daytona did.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, dude, because again, it was already
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: a set culture before MTV got there. It was already
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: kind of a thing. When people went I think it'd
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: be like this to be like going to you know,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: like MTV doing Marti Gras and you're thinking, well, Marty
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Gras really was only there because MTV was there. But
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: in reality, MTV just kind of went to the party
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: that was already existing, kind of set up their cameras
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: in front of the parade, and just kind of brought
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: it to America.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: And I don't rule that. I'm not saying that didn't exist.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: I've always just been very curious of, like, Daytona has
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: this spring break history, and I wanted to know. I've
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: always been curious of finding out what percentage of that
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: would be MTV, what percentage of that would be the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: city of Daytona.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 6: Like if it was Daytona first and MTV decided, you
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: know what, we could get a whole lot of people
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: watching if we latched onto this party.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: If it's any consolation, Daytona does not make it into
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: the top ten of the list. And for the record,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: I mean there are four cities, three cities in Florida
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: that did. Punta Gorda, which is down by where he
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: used to be, Yeah, down by Naples that made the list.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: Always a weird Spanish translation.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Panama City, Fort Myers Tampa all made the list as well,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: But no Daytona, Panama City up there, that's the oldest,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: like old g spot. You know, Fort Lauderdale does not
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: make this Listen, then Jack, you had one veil is
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: on the list?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Whoa another cheap spot? Well you can still.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Ski in spring up there, right, so maybe it's a
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: ski you know, a skiing spring break.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: Again, veil in skiing is like one of your more
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: expensive hobbies. I don't know how I mean going to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: have like a nickel beer in Bail.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I know you're not for sure.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: I would have there to Beaver Creek once years and
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: years ago, and I was like, I am way way
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: out of place here, like way out of place. None
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: of these people cannot afford their child support exactly, all right?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Four O seven nine one six one four one text
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: seven seven zero three one.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Just finding out the main reason why spring break isn't
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: spring break in Daytona. It was just I'm reading right
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: here that the city just shut it out promoting it
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: because it went crazy. I'm telling you, dude, it was
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: the It was the nuttiest scene you've ever even heard of.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: There was a run over there where there was black
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: spring break what was the other thing, jack that was
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: called over there and they was segregated. No, there was
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: a black spring break there and there was the spring
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: break right, and then the truck thing didn't come until later.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: There was another thing that happened there that moved to Atlanta,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: and there was a specific name for it, but they
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: moved that party to Atlanta because.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: It went, it went.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: No, that's in Tampa.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: I think I thought that was Atlanta.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm say telling you there was another, uh,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: another event that happened over there that was a spring
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: break type thing, and it got me no, no, no,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: something else anyway for seven nine one?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Back in a second, what do you do Covent Crough?
• 1:12:21
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• 1:12:25
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• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: Von I had had some flare.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: I got your Duvon. I got you much so much better.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: I pulled at Jimmy Jams today.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: I put some stuff in the back end of my
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: golf cart from the basket and got home.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: It was no longer there.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 18: I don't know where it is.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: All right, Okay, all right, welcome back to the Juke
• 1:12:53
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• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: I am Jim. There's deb Jack is earring and so
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: his sauce.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: He send it stuff back. Yesterday said he was painting
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: during the show, and he emailed us at the very
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: end of the show. He emailed us painting. I'm putting
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: it on our YouTube feed right now. This is the
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: painting he did during the show yesterday.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, how many many beers in?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: What is that?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I think it's of the show, so I think, well,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: that's a polka doted hat.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: I thought it was a mushroom.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: That is wow.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, man, that's oh that's a lizard's eye. That's
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: a lizard or a fish or something. All right, this
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: is good radio, I mean.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Our interpretation, Yeah, for sure. Like did I already do
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: the welcome Max?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, good, we can move forward.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do first. I kind of
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: want to talk about the second one.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll have to do that next segment,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: because once we get past next segment, we have you know,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Trivia Ross thoughts and Jade will be in for eight
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: bit update.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: But talk about the second one that makes it the
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: first one?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean the one is like it's crazy,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: it's two studies and you know, we talked about this
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: a little bit yesterday. Let's go with this one real quick,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: because I think it's the shorter version, and it's a
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: this is this is kind of a tackling the entire thing,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: like the screen time thing, right, And it was this
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: is a CBS story. It was kind of interesting. Three
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: New Jersey teens took part in a week long experiment
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: to curb screen time and the experiment worked. And one
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: of the things, I don't think that's big of a
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's that big of a surprise. I
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: believe that what what do they say, like, if you
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: can do something three or four or five days in
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: a row or whatever, it will become a habit.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: I thought, wow, is it that many? Let me see
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: how many days before? Okay, I mean you.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Said it was thirty.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I thought I said thirty. I thought it was eighteen.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but something like that, right.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: But the whole idea is you're a graining you know,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: a behavior, and you're just repeating that behavior. And they
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: kind of found that even in short term, that did
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: work for these kids by giving them other things to do.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: But there was one part of this I found kind
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: of interesting. One thing they did for one thing, that
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: there's this app thing, right, and it's a thing called brick.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: It's a square shaped device and it's external to your phone.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: So imagine it's sitting here in the room. And what
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: happens is once you turn your applications off, they're off, right,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: So you can't use Insta, you can't use Snapchat, YouTube,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: whatever the case may be, those are off right.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: What they put the brick in the room for is
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: or on this campus as they were doing this investigation,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: is they wanted the kids to be able to walk
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: up because you could tap your phone on this brick
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: device and it will open all of your things back up.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: In another word, so it'd be like a pack of
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: cigarettes if you're trying to quit smoking, right, you break
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: the glass, get the cigarette off, you go. But this
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: was a device that would unlock all of your apps
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  Speaker 2: and you could just go back to your normal doom scrolling.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: Nobody used it. Not one person went up to the
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: brick and used it. They they that was the obvious
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: way to do it. That was part of the study. Right,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Let's make it so easy for them to get back
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: on their phone. Let's make this step one. But one
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: of the other things they did was really really interesting,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: and they said the kid who had this done to
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: his phone, it really worked for him a lot because.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: It came what they did to it.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: And by the way, they didn't do they didn't limit
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: the app's ability to do anything, but they did do
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: something to the app that made it less attractive to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: the kid user.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: What do you think that is?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: I think I got it.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 7: What do you think it is?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: I think they took the color out. That's exactly what
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: they did.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: That's because that's what Ross did, or just changed the color.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: They did that black and white thing, dude, and he
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: said it worked, it was less interesting to him as
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: a person just by making the apps black and white.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I am at the point, how crazy is I've never
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: heard that. I don't remember you saying that.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I changed my screen to the ugliest
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 5: like ye yellow.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the grayscale mode thing.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: My phone looked dehydrated. It was awful it and it worked.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: And then honestly I didn't. I think I got another phone.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: I just didn't do it.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: I'm at the point with my phone relationship that I
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: go out of my way to play video games.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: So I got at Schroll.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Well, that's so what they did here is they introduced
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: to a lot of different things they could do. One
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: person did diamond painting, another person read more, another person
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: caught up on their school work. But every single student
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: who ignored their phone or at least didn't use it
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: that much already started associating that time with other things
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: that were considerably more constructive and.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: Better for them.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Right, And so my question is this a little bit?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: And maybe you guys know what I don't because when
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: I find stuff like this, I do not research it
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to know on the air because
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: that's no fun. Are there rehab centers, like if you
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: were to go to get off drugs or alcohol? We
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: always hear about that, right the celebrities, Well you had
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: to go to rehab for either alcohol or drugs or
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: sex addiction.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 7: We hear that.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: Are there rehab centers for kids that are like physically
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: addicted to their phones where you, a parent could send
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: a kid to like a boot camp where they learned
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: to live their life without their phone.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: Any a behavioral institute that treats addictive behavior could work,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: because I believe when you go into an institute like that,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: the first thing they do is take your phone away.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I know that, Yes, I know that, all.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: Right, So I think any and then I always thought
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: that was for communication, like for their own well being.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: I didn't think it was because of that.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Because of That's what I thought, because when you had
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: a drug and alcohol rehab, I think they take it
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: away from you so that you can't reach outside world
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: and try to figure something out to get some drugs
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: or alcohol.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Right, so whatever, But I see what you're saying that.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so in this case, that is what they're addicted to,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: but you're still have to treat, you remove what the
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: addictive item item is, and then you still have to
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: treat the underlying behavior that's making you go back to that.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: So you have to get deprogrammed, yes, yeah, because there's
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: a thing called transference where you'll stop one addiction, but
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: starts for the addiction. We'll just hop onto something else.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: And I'm not sure how you deprogrammed someone from that
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: that dopamine hit that you have access to.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because because the one thing that I think, the
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: one thing that drugs and alcohol don't offer and maybe
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: I'm wrong here as well, just let me know that
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: don't offer the user. You know, you get the feeling
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: for sure, but you don't get the fomo. And the
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: thing with digital you know, with the digital world and
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: social media is I think on top of it being it's,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: you know, the super addiction aspect of it. I think
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: the addiction is the fomo, right, the fear that you're
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: missing something that's happening in real time online and you
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: have to deprogram people. And I'm not saying just kids.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: I know plenty of adults are also addicted to their phones.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe one of them.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: Recovery dot com has a list of the best Internet
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: addiction treatment centers, including one in DeLand, del Rey, Deerfield Beach, Tamarack.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, I wonder if that's covered by your insurance? Yeah,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: they put that, have they been?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, you think about this.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: I mean there will be legislation that will come up,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: maybe that says, hey, look, you know your phone is
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: as addiction as cigarettes, drugs and alcohol.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine that?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: And then well, you think that'd get a lot of fight.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Do you think many people would fight that, like you
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: would fight the idea that your phone can be as
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: addictive of drugs, alcohol, sex, or shopping or anything.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: Else you want to know why, because people don't want
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: it to be true because we're all addicted.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: You're all addicted to it.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: For me to say that you should be able to
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: get treatment for that because your phone is addictive means
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: me admitting that I'm addicted to my phone.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and use it for words. And by
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: the way, let me ask you what is the threshold
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: for that? How many hours a day do you believe
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: you have to spend on your phone for it to
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: be considered an addiction or for me and let me
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: let me kind of give you a little parameter here,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Like if you watch two hours or three hours of
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: TV a day, nobody would say you're addicted to television, correct,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: because that's just a couple shows. I mean, you can
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: settle down in the evening, watch two or three shows.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: You've piled in three hours of TV. Nobody's to say
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: you've got a TV proplem.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: So I would I would actually need more context because
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: if you had a TV on right and you had
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: to go watch three minutes of it real fast pause,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: gotta go do something, Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: If it was in between every everything you did see,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: That's the thing with for me television, It only happens
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: at eight o'clock at night and for a couple of hours,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: that's it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: But with your phone, it's everywhere, so it's like red light.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even want to look at my time
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: right now. I know I don't even want to look
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: at my time right now. I am a wait real
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: quick before we do it. Who do you think let's
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: go and do some pre bets here, some kalshi here me.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Who do you think is gonna be do the lowest?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Lowest?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: Man, that's gonna probably I think I think it's.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Gonna be Deborah. All right?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Who do you think is gonna be the highest? Jack?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 9: Me?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's gonna be.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 9: A bit? What?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: I don't scroll? I don't. I rarely use social media?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: All right, so how do you do this again?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm trying to remember ross.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: You go into your settings and then you go down
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: to screen time.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 9: Is that what it is? Oh?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there he goes right there.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: I've got my average.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought mine would be way worse.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I'm actually pretty proud of this.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not proud of any of this personally, I'm proud
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: of I'm pretty proud of mine.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: I gotta tell you that that first number is one
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: lower than it was last on my Jack daily average.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: Right, this is what you're looking at for your daily average?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: All right, what do you gott down to eighteen percent
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: from last week?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Al Right, I'll start it off.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: I'll take the hit first, three hours thirty seven minutes
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: to day. Okay, okay, all right, what do you mean?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, Jack, you tell me you're the good with that number? No,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: I feel comfortable, okay, sharing mina.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: We predicted would be the lowest.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: Jack, you go next.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Four hours twenty seven minutes. Oh my goodness, almost a
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: full hour more than me.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Ross you go next, because I respond to people's say.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: See ye, but time they can save you four hours,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: fifteen minutes? Four or fifteen Yeah.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 6: I am four hours and nine minutes.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, is the lowest?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: Are Oh my god?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: I think I stay on this thing all the time?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 6: Not nearly.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: I fully expected to lead the league here, guys.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: No, In fact, I'm the lowest out of the ones
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: with the four hours.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: So it goes well, look, that's not how that gath
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: works work. You're you're the least addicted.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 6: Out of the four hour group. It goes Jack Ross
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: than dev and I'm up eleven percent from last week.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so now click on right under that. What what
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: are the apps that you're using most?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 6: We Instagram without a doubt.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go Instagram and messages. Yeah, and
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: then flashlight. Oh god, wow, what.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: You do?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Oh let's see, I must have left it on or
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: something which is also not That's there's a stereotype there too.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Is it bad that the sixth one is wallet?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. My first social media comes in
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 4: at numbers seven with Facebook and everything else is just dude,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 4: that's good.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. That's a great sign.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Messages is my biggest one than the iHeart app.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, l email, and then wordle Really I would I
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: will be honest with myself in front of this microphone
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: at the peak of my phone. Yes, I've been addicted
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: to my phone, and I know I've been addicted to
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: my phone because I'm fighting back with video games.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're transferring.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: Listen, if you're seventy five eighty years old, there's an
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: update for twenty twenty six. It's worse than you thought
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: video games is like, it's got fiber for an activity.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: What is your number one app?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Instagram?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: And then your insta Instagram?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: And then I'm Instagram as well, and then Jack is
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: the only one that actually does does.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 6: Work messages Google. Yeah, that's my other one.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: The second one was Flashlight that I'm surprised you said
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: it out loud.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: I don't think he realized what he was saying until
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: he said it.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: It just like, no onny ever uses the flashlight act. No,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: it's just a song. I like a lot of played
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: a bunch.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: There's a button. There's a button on your homes seven
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: shut up? Fourteen do you like? Do you google spotlight?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, flacklight text us at seven seven zero three shut.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 5: Up like it's right there on the as soon as
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: you tap it, it opens up. It's bottom left, all right.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: I read this story today. It's a study and I
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: will tell you this.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: You know, I been reading these stuff for a long time, man,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: and I get I've not seen anything like this.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I will tell you what it is. Next. It's a
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: little sad. Actually that's next.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: Today is mo Better we Ross pageant sponsored by Josh
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: Como Orlando's injury.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 6: Attorneys JCS crew, what's up?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 12: My brother?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 21: Just getting back in town. Actually, I've been on spring
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 21: break now for about what a month and a half.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 21: But I'm working though, Dude. I'm down at Verero Beach
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 21: doing some work and it's spectacular, man. I get to
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 21: walk the beaches every morning, great restaurants every night.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: Day.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 12: We'll talk about people spending money. Dude.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 21: It's insane, man, but really nice. Everybody's really cool. Restaurants
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 21: are packed, so it's it's a really good tires per
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 21: And I got a buddy in long bow key hole man.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 12: That's beautiful, soul man here.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 9: R C.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: Hill needs to fire a stock guy every single year.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: He always complaining about being overstocked.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: Fire that guy.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: Get a guy knows how to stock. But your point,
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: it's very funny, bud.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 12: He guess all right?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: For seven nine four one text us seven seven zero
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: three one. You want to leave a talkback, it's easy.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Grab the iHeartRadio app. Got a real radio and use
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: that mic to send your comment over to Jack. We'll
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: get you on there. I'm Jim. There's deb Hello Jack,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Yo and Ross as well.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Believe in yourself.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: You have some birthday birthday news jacks, something going on
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: with the Earthday Birthday that we can help out with.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just the fact that it's it's gonna be
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 4: a huge ven I'm going to be there. That's a
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: week from tomorrow. It's the twenty first. They moved it up,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: which is actually great because of the weather.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah man, oh yeah, yeah, brdle.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: But also tickets are available and there's you know, I'm
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: always looking for a hack and if there's a way
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: to avoid ticket Master service fees, there is a way,
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: because we have some areas where you can get them
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: weekdays here between ten am and five pm at the
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: radio station cash your credit, but you can get them
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: without the service fee. But also at Elixir cash only.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Also Jack's Fifth Ave in Lake Mary, Yeah, cash only,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: you can get it there without service fees. And also
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: if you're over in Brevard, you can during business hours
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: go to the iHeart station over in Melbourne there as well.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: And it's just some places where you can go and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: get the tickets for Earthday Birthday, which's happening in eight days,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: you know, and save a little money on those fees.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: W JR dot com for all the information over there
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have it on our website too, Real Radio,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: dot FM, slash events, you got it, and you'll have
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: all the details there for Earthday birthday.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: All right, guys, I don't know how I can How
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: can I phrase this? So I don't give the answer away.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: All right, let's do this.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: So you are married and I've been married a long time. Right,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: this is a hypotheta.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 16: I don't know.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 7: This is this?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: This is the study it was of married couples actually widows. Right, Okay,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: So if you are a male and you are widowed
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: your wife passes, or if you're a female and your
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: male passes, tell who takes that the hardest?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 9: Men?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: I would say men? You think men?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 6: Statistically, I think it's been Do you think the men and.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: You think men?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: For me?
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 6: It would be me?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: She says men. For me, it'd be me.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Take it?
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: Oh my god?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's interesting, interesting question.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Huh your widow? Who does it affect the worst the most?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: Female?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: You think it affects the female the most?
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So a loss of a spouse is an incredibly
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: emotional and stressful experience. As populations continue to live longer
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: lives more couples will experience this distress. But they did
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: a study in Japan and found that widowed men experience
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: poorer physical health, mental health, and will being. The thing
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: that's crazy is not only do women not experience.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: This, They thrive.
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  Speaker 6: They thrive, Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: They thrive. We after our spouse dies, we collapse into
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: a heap of nothingness. Women they thrive, they go crazy.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: This study proves it over and over and over. Women
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: go through a short term like a grievance, and then
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: they snap out of that thing like a brand new baby, dude,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: and they go right back into life. Men never snap,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: you know why, because men wind up marrying somebody. They
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: want to be their mom, and they want to be women.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: They're women to take care of them and like a baby,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: and men never learn to tend for themselves.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 7: And that's what it is.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: They've become so dependent on women because women are smarter, stronger,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: more cape I think it's completely fair. I've worked for
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: women my entire life. I would not even come close
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: to working for a male in a workplace like this.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Women are more metered, They're more able to understand problems
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: that affect you as a human being. I think they're
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: more understanding, they're fairer, and I have thirty five years
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: of work experience to prove that that's the case. And
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's my experience.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 6: I can't remember the name of the comedian recently got divorced,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: but he was saying that, you know, one of the
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: things that your wife does, it's thills, little things. One night,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 6: I was putting my head on my pillow and went,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 6: damn this pillow. Case thinks. He's like, wow, you changed
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 6: these things. These things get changed. I think what happens
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 6: is like with the physical part of the health, right
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 6: she's nagging you, did you make your doctor's appointment? Did
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 6: you did you go to the dentist? The mental health
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: is that guys do you Guys just don't have that
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: connection with other men that you can really kind of
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 6: share your deepest, darkest fears and not feel that you're
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: going to look like a p word.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of don't understand what you're saying.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Well, guys don't have like a really think of it.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: Who's the person that knows you the most.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: It's my wife, There's a zero question.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: I mean the most vulnerable parts of you as well,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: And who's.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: Your person that knows your wife the best.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, my daughter, I don't know where you guys are
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: going to help me out.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: I think I understand it. So like you were saying
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 4: that it's because a guy marries a woman wanting them
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: to be their mother. I think that's part of it, yes,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: but I think what Dev's saying is, yeah, it's that's
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: almost part of it. Like how you watch on and
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: they are responsible for, you know, helping you to be healthier, right,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: and they also are that emotional confidant, whereas women have
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: a healthier relation network with themselves and a network of
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: other people where there they can communicate that. So when
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: you take out the man, oh, I see what you're saying,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: they still have a network that they have. Where with
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: a guy, when you take out the woman that was
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: his one source for.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Health, his world collapse. I understand what you're saying.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: Now, I could completely I could get on more with
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: some of that, not one hundred percent of it, but
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: some of that for sure. What do you think they're
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: ross if you're let's look at our situation here. Deb
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: actually kind of joked about it, but said, immediately, if
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: you took us out of her life, she would be
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: the one that would collapse. Right, if you took Toy
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: out of my life, my life would be way different.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: It would be way, way, way different. Now I'd make it,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: everything can be fine. But she is a confident. She's
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: more like I mean, we're like a it's like a
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: Bonnie and Clyde kind of thing. It's it's way different
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: than just from me, anyway, way different than that just
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: normal connection. So if they took me, if you took
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Naomi away from you, how'd that be for you? I mean,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: did at Rachel Steakhouse?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: Is what I'm doing? How about you, saw Daddy?
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: If you take take a Livy away.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: From you, how do things look in your life?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: I yeah, I don't think I'm going to recover, yeah,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: because I mean, you'd recover. The thing here, what the
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: study says is is that women just recover way faster.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: I thirty to sixty days and they're back in the game.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: For dudes, that could be years.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, years.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 5: I in this hypothetical, I don't see myself getting with anyone,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: maybe ever, depending on how old I am when she
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: were to pass. But I would just kind of live
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: with my head down, always knowing that I had the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: right one, but something out of my control took it away. Yeah,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 5: and then for the rest of my existence. I'm pretty
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: sure I'm bitter.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: But if you think about it, doesn't that make it easier?
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, and I don't mean to be morbid here,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: but doesn't the passing make it easier? Because if she
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: just left you, you would have now you would have
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: issues not only with being left but with you. You
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: would think yourself, what did I do to create this?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: With her passing? You don't really have anybody to blame,
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: must have God, except you just take it away, right,
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: and I'll give you it, says. Compared to non widowed men,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: men who lost a spouse were at higher risks for dementia, mortality,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: and daily functioning, as well as depression, and a decrease
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: in happiness and social support, which all gradually subsided over time. Women, however,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: appeared to withstand these health effects after losing their husband,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: showing no increase in depressis depressive symptoms, and often an
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: increase in happiness and life satisfaction that lasted years.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: I just don't care their loss.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 5: I just don't get it, Sheryl Frank tyed, And now
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: I got into rub excuse, I just solved the cure
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: for cancer.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: All right, four seven nine six four week. You got
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Bob the technician here, Bob, How you doing, buddy?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 19: Pretty good?
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 12: Jim.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Uh just look at the villagers. There's eight women to
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: one men in the villages. That this scientific proof right there?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 7: Hold on?
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: Do they have to get with a Nickley group?
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: Real quick?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: Thanks?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: But I appreciate that.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: Uh, and I I know I did not. I just
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: want to throw this out of here.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: I do disagree with one thing that was said was
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: that I did not get married looking at my wife
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: like I want her to treat me like my mom.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, or like any type of mom I'm looking for.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: Let me let me let me rephrase that so you
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: guys understand what I'm talking about. I think I do
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: a lot of guys when they go and they start
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: courting a woman, they also not only do they look
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: at her personality, how she looks, the things like that,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: but you know what do you offer as a partner
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: in the home. And a lot of men that I
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: know lean on their woman a lot to take care
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: of the house.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: I do not that that that's what I know a
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: lot of men that do that, a lot of men
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: from my generation field. That is the necessity of a
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: female relationship that not only you're marrying somebody that you love,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: that just beautiful that you want to make love to,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: but also takes care of you come home. There's meals,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: your your closer wash And that is an expectation from
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: a large portion of the male audience when they look
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: for a mate.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: For me, the number one and this is what dating
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: taught me, the number one thing that I care about
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: the most and a partner, and that my wife does
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: every day flawlessly and moody never take it for granted.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: It's that I agree with our disagreements. I never liked.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 5: I in fact despised not just getting into an argument,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: but then also disagreeing that we should even be having
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: this argument. Yeah, like, I understand your stance, I just
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: disagree with you even having that stance because we're fighting
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: over what.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Let me let me flip this real quick. Do you
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: think let's just go with the study here. Do you
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: believe Olivia would thrive if you passed? Do you think
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: she would have a grieving point? Because you're a good
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: guy and you're a funny guy and you're interested in
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: intriguing to me around. There will be a loss there
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: for sure. But do you think she would bounce back
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 2: and be fine? Well, buddy, she'd sore.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is a what come on?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 9: Jack?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: I mean she would soar so r. She would bring
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: a date.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: She would bring a date to your funeral.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: I don't think.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: I would like to think maybe this is me. I
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: maybe I should be more modest here. But I also
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 5: do not think she would also do very well. Yeah,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: I think my wife would do just fine. I think
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: I think you would miss me. I do believe it,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 5: but I and I think there would be a thing there.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: But I do believe that my wife would be just fine.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: You ever have those moments you're like, this is how
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: I feel, and then you say it, and then it's
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: as soon as you say.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: It, you're like, what's that feeling? Is that wrong?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 18: Yeah?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: Is that wrongness that just left my mouth? I think
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: my wife would do very well, Yeah, Jack, what do
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: you think, buddy?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: Would Naomi Bradshaw dot com have a problem reacclimating?
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for a bit, I would say, yeah you think so?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, you give me yourself some there. I mean a
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: little bit, not only because I know all the passwords,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: and you say you'd collapse immediately, I would. Really, that's
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: that's refreshing to hear. I gotta tell you, I think
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: most women.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 4: You're an emotional wreck.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 7: No, I don't be honest with him.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of women would say the exact opposite,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: like I don't need a man. I mean, I mean, look,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: there's no dude out there. Well, no, no regular dude.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about in cels here. They're going like,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: I don't need a woman, like every man, what's a woman?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: Every man?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 7: What's a woman?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Women as a rule sometimes get just simply tired of dudes.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 7: We're dumb, Well she is.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: It's more than we have time left.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: She's five weeks away from marriage. She's in a phase
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 4: where I'm glad, that's her response.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, I mean but we've been together for
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 6: twelve years, but before that, I lived alone for seventeen
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: and I love yeah, and.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: You actually we've had conversations I love it, and you
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: were one of those I don't need a man, No, not,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: I just I don't need you in my house.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I need you in my life. But I don't
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: need you in my house. Oh yeah, yah, because I
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: don't want to do your laundry. Ahone right, I don't
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 6: want to. I don't. I'm I'm not at that point
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: where I want to get your mama right right. You
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 6: need to get in, get down, and then get the
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: f out. I can hit me a sandwich on your way.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: I can come back and find things exactly where I
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 4: left him.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: Exactly Get in and get down and get the f
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: out sandwich, which you're stepping towards the doors.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: Right, don't let it hit you in the ass on
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: the way out. I mean, you can call me in
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 6: a couple of days. Maybe we can do a you know,
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 6: wash rents and repeat. But I don't want to see
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: your shoes at the end of the bed.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: So then how did you get to the point of
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: living together?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: That is the craziest thing. Chris wasn't supposed to happen. Oh,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 6: I had said I was never marrying again. I was
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 6: never living with anyone again. I would have an intimate
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 6: relationship again, but I wasn't going to do the whole
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: walk down the aisle or live together.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 6: And the best word you can ever say in your
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 6: life is the word never, because then the universe goes right.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: Is this right?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 6: We're gonna do a little test right here and now.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 6: When I picture life without Chris, I'm not nearly a
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 6: feeling as independent and happy with it my divorce. I
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 6: couldn't wait to be free. I couldn't wait to live
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 6: a life where I wasn't constantly worried. Can I make
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 6: this work? Can I pray to make this work?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 7: I was just free.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: I remember when I was having a crush on Olivia,
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: when I first met her, and I just remember this.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 6: That was one of my favorite parts of Ross's wedding bows,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: when he described the seeing her for the first time
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 6: and now she was the only woman he could remember
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 6: that That's.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: The only person I can remember seeing for the first time.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: And then when we started flirting and all of that.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: I just remember coming to grips with like I just
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 5: remember dropping my shoulders and almost like giving up to
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: this feeling of like, oh, no, I know she's good.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 6: For me, Like yeah, like I was, I give everything
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 6: to the First time Chris saw me, he was smiling,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 6: and as soon as I turned around and looked at him,
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 6: his face fell. Oh my god, wow, because well he
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 6: said he was nervous.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: I thought like botox, No, like hey, a stroke.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, because that's the question everyone wants to know,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: like how did you know? I remember asking people how
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: did you know? That would be my answer is that
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: I felt almost bummed by going, oh no, I'm done dating.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like mine was easy too, because I have eyes
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: and a mirror. Yeh, so I was well aware of
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: what was happening there.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like this.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 5: Weird soul white flag almost like there was there was
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: all right, the search is done.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Give up the surrender.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: And it wasn't even like hard. It was just weird
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: to be like, all right, I guess this jersey goes
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 5: in the raft. Yeah, because this is the objective right
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: decision as close to an objective right decision that I've
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: seen in another human.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, just proves that you have a good decision maker,
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: because she's a dime in a bunch of ways, it's
• 1:41:53
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  Speaker 2: All aboard?
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  Speaker 6: Chuck a chaga, chew chew.
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  Speaker 3: Lady Black, look Atty Black.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: Got a couple of prizes. You get to pick either
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: tickets for the both that's happening tomorrow. By the way, sorry,
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: we're gonna rush and get you these tickets. And it's
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: tomorrow night Orlando City takes on Montreal. They are looking
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: for their first win. This is at Interncoast Stadium. I
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: will be there, Ross will be there nice and this
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: happens March fourteenth. You want tickets to go to Orlando
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: City sc dot com. As you know, Orlando City looks
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: for their first win of the season. The other event
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: that's happening tomorrow that I have a pair of tickets
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: for is the Shamrock Infest Beer Garden and Tasting. This
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: happens in downtown Eustace. Live bands, two stages, barbecue competitions,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: whiskey beer, food tasting, venders, and more. That happens tomorrow
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 4: as well. Those are your choices in the Jackie sack.
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  Speaker 6: That means back to you, dirty clickty.
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  Speaker 3: Class, Thank you, young lady.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four or five?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 6: Look at you. Let's do four four?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: It is Megan.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: How you doing Ben?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: How are you doing good? Want to play a little
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: game with us? Absolutely, let's do it now.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: You can put a lifetime of research to work and
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: maybe win a prize. It's time for Pick the Porn
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: All right, Megan, it is time for pick the porn.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: It's Friday.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: That does mean it's another round of pick the Porn.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: Here are three actual adult film titles in one lie.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: You need to keep away from your medicine cabinets. All
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: you have to do is find the fake one here?
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: Is a woman? Of course you can stop.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't know my dad did porn, all right?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: Number one, here we go, the trans Farmers more than
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: meets the Eye. Number two, Muffy the Vampire Splayer. Number three,
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: the Hills have Pies?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 3: Oh gee?
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: Or lastly Phil or lastly, Phil Jill.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: What was the last one, Phil Jill?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Volume one?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: What'd you say?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: He said?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 19: No?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely a real movie. Phil Jill is the
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: actual movie. And yeah, that's it kind of explains itself,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: you know, is it?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 9: Is it?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: Phil with the p or an en?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's with a yeah, Phil, like f I L
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: L like you're filling Jill up. Come on, one, dude, one, two,
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: three or five?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: Three?
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Is middle age? Mike, Mike, how you doing?
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: Theoretically, just by the numbers, you should know all these.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, here we go, buddy, find me the
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: faky here Number one, the trans Farmers more than meets
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: the eye now, number two, Muffy the Vampires Splayer?
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: Or lastly, the Hills have Pies.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go with the Hills have Pie.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: No, that's an absolute movie. I don't it's uh yep, right, one,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: two or five?
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 18: Let's go.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: One one is Matt, Matt, how are you doing, buddy?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: I'm doing well.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 18: How are y'all doing?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: All right? Boss? You're playing pick the porn here you
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: get a fifty to fifty shot at making order to
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: the Jackie Sack? Which of these is not an actual
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: adult film title?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: Number one?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: The trans Farmers more Than Meets the Eye? Or last
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: Muffy the Vampire Splayer the second one? That's the one, buddy,
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: you're aware the bunch on the hold there? You know
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: you're porn man? Say your personal last name?
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: Where do you work?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 8: So so.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 3: Tell us if you're a dad, tell you tell us.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: What your wife's name used to beat?
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: Did we talk to your wife?
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: The trans Farmers more Than Meets the Eye is an
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: actual movie. And I gotta tell you, guys, that's a
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: disturbing one's really oh well, I mean trans Farmers, it's
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: trans right farmers.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: And then they add on more than Meets the Eye?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you they're.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: Correct on both of them? Sorry, Shia Laboof, Yeah.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 4: Soon coverall he's still in New Orleans.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 6: They are, Yeah, they are wait, what happened with Shila? Anyway?
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 3: He just partied hard always.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 13: He never.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's like he was sober for a.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: Couple of years. He's like the party cicada. He just
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: comes out of the ground and loses his gd mind
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: for a few minutes and then goes way back on
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: the ground. He did a it came out and like
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: committed free felonies and just disappeared again.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, he did a internet dominating the interview
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: with one of my favorite internet corners, that is Channel five.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: If people know, then they know.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 5: But Shia Labuff just did an interview and it is
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: just quotable from start to finish, Like Kanye liked. You
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: know what's weird For a lot of millennials, you don't
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: touch Shia like that. I'm not a big Shia fan,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 5: but I also kind of like Shia, like you grew
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: up with them. I'm thirty six, we saw him and
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 5: even Stevens. We've literally grown older with him. So it's
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: kind of like it's like him and Harry Potter where
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 5: people might get like odd passionate about, like I grew
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 5: up with it. He's been in some good movies too, Man,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 5: he's made some good films, so he's a wild guy.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: Oh he is wild af I mean here, you know,
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: listening to the stories of people who worked with him
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: on certain movie sets are crazy because here's the thing.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: He's got such a crazy reputation that actors don't mind
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: saying the truth about it. Like, you know, if you
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: have a good reputation and you have a bad day,
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: people will be like, oh, you know, he just had
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: a bad day. They'll protect him. They won't say anything.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: With Shia, They're like, oh, yeah, he came to the
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: set one day and set set him up on fire
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: for fun.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 7: There is just do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so many stories with Shia on the set
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: of Fury, I believe.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he fought John like No.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: Rosenthal or oh yeah, burenthal Burn, Yeah, the guy from
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: the Guy from Walking Dead. Yeah, either he fought him
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: or Tom Hardy, and it was just like I think
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 5: Tom Hardy actually put him in his place.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: Tom Hardy is a legit UFC fighter. It was one
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: of the two.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: Tom Hardy is a fighter. I mean he's he's not like,
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: you know, he's not Tom Hardy like is a train fighter.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: He is Shila above to my knowledge is legitimately in
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 5: like a Mexican street gang out in LA and the
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 5: tattoo he has his full chest tattooed.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, he got beat like he wouldn't in any
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: kind of gang like our gang is how he got
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 2: beat up in New Orleans. They smacked him around like nothing.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: They were They were bitch popping his ass in New Orleans.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 4: Such a good joke, so old hell yeah, good.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he definitely fought.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 5: He talks about the fighting, He talks about all the
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: people that he was in the cell with, and he
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: was given shoutouts.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: Man Tom. Tom was a great guy.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's got any money left. I would
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: think so, yeah, because I know he had a weird upbringing.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 15: His mom.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: They like lived in a van or a car or
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: something for a while. But Peter butter Falcon is probably
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 3: my favorite movie of his.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 22: Uh.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: He had one about a a killer that lived next
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: door to him. I can't remember the name of it.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was kind of like a remake of
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: rear Window the ankle Monitor on him.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really good.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: It was actually a pretty darn good movie.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: And of course we can't forget the Disney movie he
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: made with the ones where it was onion and peaches.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: That holes holes. Yeah, yeah, there you have very nice
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: all right. I was a kids, Yeah, I knew the songs.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: Ross thoughts.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: I have actually two of them and I am going
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: to shoehorn two Ross thoughts in one segment. First and foremost,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 5: I'm a thief and I think I may have stolen something,
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 5: but I didn't know what to do. I've never been
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 5: forced into stealing something, but that's what happened to me
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: at a gas station. And the second thing is someone's
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 5: got to teach me how to do a water pick, because.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got one as well, and I
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: almost put my eye out. Ay, brother, it got bad.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: I had to apologize to my wife because I was
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: running out of time and I said, I may a
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: mess and then I left.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll do that next thing. Louise, Welcome back
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: to the Jim Colbert Show, Roll Radio one oh four
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  Speaker 2: point one.
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  Speaker 3: I am Jim. There's deb Hello.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: Jack is here as well, and Ross has some thoughts.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: Let's get him.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: It's weird Murphy's Law Day.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 12: It's funny. I know sometimes I know it's Ross spelled
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 12: like sauce.
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  Speaker 3: Ross stocks it's ross thoughts is.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I I said, this is a Murphy's Law kind
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 5: of day. Do you guys remember Murphy's Law?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something will get If something can go wrong, it will.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And boy, you ever get into a Murphy's Law kind
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 5: of day where you just it's it's called what it's called? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: I kind of because it's a game of chances and probability.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 5: What what are the what is the chance that this
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: thing is actually gonna happen?
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: And then it does. You have no idea how many
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: times I've said that.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: And just like and then all of a sudden, like
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 5: a regular day, maybe two things zigs instead of zags,
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: Like I wasn't expecting that.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: You remember those days when everything kind of goes smoothly, right,
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 2: I mean hitting every red light or you know, making
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: hitting every green light.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 5: They should say, we shouldn't put ourselves in a position
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 5: where a red light can determine the rest of your day.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're not perfect.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: When you're looking for something, you find it immediately. All
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: those small things make your life so much better. I agree.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: So let me just start. I got three all in
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: one day.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 5: First and foremost, what I have for breakfast a wet
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: sock because I have an old dog.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: Oh right, that not one?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 19: That was?
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 5: That was step three? You ever, I mean, I'm still
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: I got crust in my eyes.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: Step three you step on a squishy dog. Yeah, squishy
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: your dog's been chewing on all night.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 5: No, I'm wearing a sock. And then and then as
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 5: soon as I put my socks on, bang step three right,
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 5: and dog eurroche.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 5: But you know what, My dog is old and this
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 5: is in the first day she's been hold dead, so
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 5: it's not my first rodeo with a damn sock.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: Right three nine am?
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 6: Whoa, I go ahead.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 5: I'm like, all right, I'm gonna turn this day around.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go get my wife some coffee. It's what
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 5: I usually can't. If I can do, I love to
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 5: do it. I get, you know, and then I go
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: pick up the coffee, and on the way back, I'm like, oh,
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 5: don't have any vapes. Murphy's low little like, oh, I
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 5: forgot I had vapes. I go to the gas station.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna say seven to eleven.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: It's fine. I like, it's right by my house. I
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: got coffee. I'm like, I want a donut.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 5: I need to know what you three would do in
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 5: this situation. I open up the little pantry that they
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 5: have for donut, right.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and that door with a spring is way too
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: strong for the record every time, way too strong.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: Why I feel like I'm breaking into something.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: Man, it's fighting me over the donut. It's get over yourself.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: I'm stronger than you. I'm just gonna get that simon
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: frying get out of here. So it's funny that you do.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 3: I grab.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 5: I grabbed the plastic thing. I get the little you know,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: the donut condom, whatever that thing is, the pastry condom,
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 5: the thing that would be perfect for your dog. I
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 5: go ahead, I grab the donut. Two things happen immediately
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 5: as soon as I touch this donut I I mean,
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: no condom. A finger touches the donut that I'm about
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: to buy. Yeah, it's yours now, and now I pick
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 5: it up hard as a rock. Oh no, no, because
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: you've touched it. You now have to buy this hard
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 5: as donuts.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 7: Do you do?
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: You had to buy that donut, dude, You buy the donut.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: You got to buy the donut. You cannot put a
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: finger donut back in the case.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 4: I'm out. You just touched it. Did you leave an imprint?
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, ja, donut jack. Come on, that's caveman's leave.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: If you touch anything inside that case, even if your
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: elbow brushes it, that is now your pastry.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: Leave the donut.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 7: What do you do?
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 6: You gotta take the donut?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 3: So get the thing that I don't believe.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 4: I think they're both.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: There's cameras everywhere. Yeah, but you're not gonna buy a
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 3: donut that you're not gonna eat.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 22: Well.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: Also, you had some landscaper behind you waiting. He's gonna go, yo, dude,
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 2: you touch a donut.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 5: And then they're in that fluorescent yellow and dirty boots
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 5: and they're always intimidating and they're mad.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: They don't finger brains, No, they do not.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 5: I I gotta tell you all of these options that
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: you guys just threw down, not what I did. There's
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 5: a third option, and it might be the worst.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: There is not a third op.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 6: There is he took that donut and hit it all
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 6: the way in the back and grabbed another one.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: I think it might even be worse than that. I
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: threw it away. I didn't know what to do. I cannicked,
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: you panicked, you count out of the case and just
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: threw it in the trash.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: You took their products out.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 7: I did. I didn't know what to do. Why would
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 7: you do that?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 5: Because there is a fluorescent yellow guy with thirty boots
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: and paint from a gig a couple of nights ago.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: He looks like he's working hard, but he's looking to
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: get the long boat shaped cinnamon thing.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: Hey the crawler. I freaked.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what to do. We throw it away, dude.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: I can't put it back, though, But you're gonna buy it.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 5: I can't buy it because I'm not gonna eat it.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 5: It's a paradox. They put me in this situation with
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 5: this erect donut.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: Easy, buddy, I'm.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 6: Just saying, simmer down.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 4: So what's worse? He and I both didn't buy the donut.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: We didn't buy it.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 4: He is way worse.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 5: You are way worse. This donut was from eighty four.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 5: It does not It was a clue weapon it was.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 5: I was like, as soon as I picked it up,
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, they messed up.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a landscaper in the garden with a donut.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 5: So I I I look over, I I read the situation,
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 5: and I walk over to that weird trash can that
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 5: they have underneath the rollers.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 3: It's too much. Yeah, yeah, it's part of like yeah,
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: and again the door two spring loaded.
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: It's I just want to throw my wrapper away. I
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: don't want to get a work out.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: I throw the donut. I threw the donut away. And
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't buy a donut.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 6: You didn't at least make up by anything.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: I'm trust the doughnuts source anymore.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 4: I whoa, you didn't even get your vapes.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: No, I got the vapes addicted the donut.
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know what to do.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: So I'm thinking like, oh man, I'm such a monster.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: Did you look around to see if anybody saw you
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: throw the doughnut out?
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 5: I picked over my shoulder. I picked over my shoulders.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 5: Someone was vacuuming down by the cheese it. So I
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 5: thought like, if I'm gonna do this, this is my
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 5: time to strike. I'm like this weird donut bandit, and
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking, like, all right, this day's off to a
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 5: weird start. I went to the dentist yesterday, which I
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 5: always act a fool at the damn dentist.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 4: Still so much.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 3: JA still hates me.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 9: This.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 4: He ate a bunch of locks.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 6: That's why he had bagels and locks just basically what
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 6: salmon onion and Capers went to.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 4: A teeth cleaning without brushing his teeth.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 3: I told them. I was up front.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: I said, sorry, I about the whole time that she's
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: cleaning your teeth, She's singing to herself. This is kinda
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: got it throws donuts away, that's what she's thinking. This
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: is the guy who fingers donuts and does them away.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not. Also, let me clarify something.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 5: I'm not proud of my donut history today one and
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 5: I am so I like, I feel really bad.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: And guilty, But I also made the choice.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 5: I just stepped into the director role, going like this
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 5: establishment does not want these donuts sold like this.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 6: He's a seven to eleven manager.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 7: All of a sudden, you look.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: A secret chopper.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like undercover boss. All of a sudden, I
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: don't want what am I thinking?
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 5: But I bring up the dentist because uh, as soon
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 5: as I get everything, and then I go back to
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 5: the house, I look in my mouth and I have
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 5: something just massive black in my new, freshly cleaned teeth.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, and I'm like, all right, gotta find the floss.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, look for the floss.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 5: Don't have any why because I just debadged my car
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 5: a couple of months ago and that's all I used.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: So you're not a living comic strip. Yeah, because you know,
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know what the next box is gonna send.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 4: Do you understand where all his flots went? Yeah, he's
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 4: icing off the logos from his emblems from his car.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah I know, yeah, yeah, but it's sick, dude. It
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 5: looks awesome. I got all black ones. Yeah, but you
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 5: can't pick your teeth when it's with a four fifty
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 5: s l It's not it's not an even trade. I'll
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 5: agree with that. And then I remember when I had
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 5: wisdom teeth. My wife has all he's been giving me
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 5: crap because she bought me something.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: I never opened it up.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 5: It was a water pick, and I had no idea
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 5: it was recommended because wisdom teeth are coming in and
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 5: they were like emerging and then you got to clean
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 5: those a little bit extra.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: And for people who don't know what a water pick is,
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: explain that because that's a little of an older thing,
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: and I don't know how prevalent those are now.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's a it's a mouth pressure washer. Yeah, it's
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 3: exactly what it is.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 2: It's it is a little pressurized one. It's got a
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: little tank. My wife got me one for Christmas, and
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: it shoots little little projectiles of water between your teeth
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: and it's supposed to replace flaws, although it doesn't.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 5: So I put this thing in the crosshairs right here.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 5: This is this is how I start off. Ah, like
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 5: I'm with it's like a foot away from your face. Yeah,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 5: it's my god, it's like suicide.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 3: With the thing.
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 7: I didn't know.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 3: I had no idea taking a water pic to the dome.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 6: Dude.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like I'm doing some like sad water
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 5: episode because I have the thing just pointed right into
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 5: my mouth and.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 3: From the right angle it looks like something way different.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to name it on this It's molar that
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to clean, and uh, yeah, man, that thing
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 5: comes at you about sixty miles an hour.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 2: You get there.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 4: It hurt.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does when you get in your mouth. If
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: you get it too closed and you have it on
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: the highest setting, it is no joke.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: I had no idea.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 5: So next thing, I'm now pressure washing my mouth. It's
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 5: hurting my tongue. I pull it out rich me in
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 5: the forehead.
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 7: I just open it up.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 5: Oh god, what time is it? It's two twenty two.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 5: I gotta get to the station. We're live at three.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to move this thing. It's all over
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: the wall, it's all over the mirror, all your poor
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 3: why it's like a baby ping. You just never know
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 3: where it's going exactly.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 5: I grab the first thing that I like, what what
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 5: can I pick this up with? It's just like old
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 5: laundry happy that wasn't socrified like it was this morning.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 5: Wipe that down on the mirror real fast. It's not
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 5: clean at all. I walk over to my wife and
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 5: I go, have you ever water picked before? And she
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 5: looked at me and went, are you bleeding?
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 19: Dude?
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 5: I took a little shot to the gum off this
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 5: water pick thing. Dude, I don't know, I think we
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 5: got a TMU water mouth thing. I don't know why
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 5: I need you bleed.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 3: I was bleeding. I had a bloody tooth. I'm that serious.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 3: I think this thing runs on diesel.
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 8: I don't know what.
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 4: You need to floss more?
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 2: Clean your driveway with that thing?
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Do you floss a lot but floss.
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 3: Flaws not enough?
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because, I mean your gums will if you floss
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: a lot, your gums will get really tough. Well, I
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 2: mean they'll they'll be really strong and you you won't
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 2: have any of that.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you should have seen this thing. Let me
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 5: defend my gums real fast. You guys are victim blaming.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like your gums seemed like soft as
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: little girls. No, no, my gums are fine.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying that they're failing high school, but they're
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 5: gonna pass and get into a juco.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, probably on a D three scholarship.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: Your gums like fat kids that get into slap No.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 5: They're fine. They're not fat kids into slat fights. What
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 5: they are is being mugged and abused by this weird
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 5: water pick man.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 3: I was not ready for that I feel like your
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: gums play tuba.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 5: No, they don't take that back. It comes on play tuba.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 5: I don't have tube of gums.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like you have tuba gums.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 5: All I know is is that when you are up
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 5: against Murphy's Law, you gotta just laugh through it.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: Somebody said water pick is a teeth by day. Yeah,
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: that mouth the day Yeah. And I thought it was
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 2: gonna be soft and gentle.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 3: No, it's no, dude.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 2: That thing is a af It's like that.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 3: Jurassic Park dinosaur that took out Newman.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 7: That thing spam.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: That thing is gnarly.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: I will tell you though, if you have loose stuff
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: in your teeth like that, like if you get through
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: eating something like it will blast the balls out of
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: that stuff. It'll come into that crazy. But if you
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 2: want to get in between your teeth, you gotta flow.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 5: I got that black cess to me out, whatever it was.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 5: All I know is is that I got the black
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 5: thing out and now I'm bleeding. So that was not
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 5: a fair trade. And that's probably TMI about my denteen
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 5: denteene dental health health.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: I can't even say it. That's that's got to be
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: a sign that sound good.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: She got this for you or for the fam?
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 3: She got this for me?
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, you don't share that. Ye no, No,
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: you have a separate wand like that you can put
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: on the thing there.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: You can snap it on.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 4: They have them.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: Is yours plug in or is yours a handheld? It
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 3: was handheld. When I pulled it out of the package,
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 3: I accidentally turned it on.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: Like it's a battery operated you charge it or whatever.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's huge. Yeah, this one.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 2: My my wife actually keeps it in the shower and
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: you charge it up. And because the tank is right there,
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 2: and she gets in there, Yeah, and she blasts her
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: teeth with that thing in there.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 3: It's a damn super soaker.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: I don't you know what I don't understand about them.
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why they don't have a trigger, because
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 2: it just when you turn it on, it just starts blasting.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 3: It's a sprinkler.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: It's like a prom date. But they should have like
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: an activation, but urse something so you can you can
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: do it when you want.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 5: I don't understand what they don't. I'm trying to turn
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 5: it off. I keep going through the speeds. I'm going
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 5: you know, high, medium, low, over and over and over again,
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 5: so it hurts a lot.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: A third of the time. It was just a mess, man.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 5: So whenever you go up against Murphy's Law, I just
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 5: invite you to acknowledge it and try to laugh through
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 5: the flames. Yea, be that dog on fire meme and
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 5: go everything is fine. It's okay to acknowledge you will overcoming.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 5: But you got to laugh at your Murphy's Holiday.
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 3: Am I bleeding Jack? All right?
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 9: Good?
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: Those are your Ross thoughts. I'm out alright for seven
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: nine one text? Does at seven seven zero three?
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 9: One?
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, you get in a fight?
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 22: No?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 12: Did?
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: I just flossing. It's not a good look. All right,
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 3: back in a second with Jayden Rhymes an eight bit update.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 16: Oh Ross Ross, my man, thank you you. I think
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 16: you're good about once a quarter for one of your
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 16: little Rossism moment.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 9: I mean.
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 3: That is just too good, man.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 16: I mean there's there's you know, the Christmas tree and
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 16: you know you passed out in your house from me
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 16: being dehydrated, the whole stock debacle.
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  Speaker 13: God, you keep bringing it off, man.
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  Speaker 6: That was great.
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  Speaker 12: I needed that style fig me out.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks love it.
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• 2:06:22
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  Speaker 3: Jack is here as well. Yeah, Ross is too. It's true.
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• 2:07:44
  Speaker 12: Jayden starts now.
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  Speaker 7: Good leverage, jaydon.
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  Speaker 3: So Jay money? How you doing but doing good?
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  Speaker 12: How are you doing?
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: Doing wonderfully?
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 4: Sir?
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 2: How's your week been?
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 18: By the way, Oh dude, it's going good. UCF has
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 18: been playing pretty well. So we got a day off
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 18: because they had to air their game, so I had
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 18: a day off for once.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 3: This was the basketball team.
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  Speaker 12: Yeaheah.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 18: They were in the Big twelve tournament. They did lose
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 18: pretty bad. Yesterday they won one game. My Miami Hurricanes
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 18: play in forty ninete Yeah, forty minutes.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 2: Forty minutes. Do you follow every sport that Miami does,
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: because I mean, they've had a great baseball program forever,
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 2: and of course their football program in the eighties, and
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 2: you're here recently legendary.
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 18: Yeah, don't I only follow basketball, and I only follow
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 18: basketball around March. Oh really, yeah, that's like the only
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 18: time I really care for sure. And the Hurricanes usually
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 18: aren't in March.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 4: Hurricanes fan.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 18: My dad die hard Hurricanes.
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 6: He's always been there, the one truck with the University
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 6: of Miami truck.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good to know.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 18: We usually go to the games, but we haven't gone
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 18: in a little bit.
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 7: Are you wanting to go?
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 2: Are you guys Dolphin fans as well? No, no, you're not.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 3: And he isn't either.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 18: He doesn't care for an NFL. No, he was a
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 18: Bucks fan. Then they drafted Jamis Winston and yeah.
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 12: We're loyal here.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: I gotta feel that way, Bunny. I feel that a
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: little way, a little bit like Mike Evans.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that suck.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 18: Now, that's heartbreaking. How do you let Mike Evans go you?
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 6: He has to be a Buck for Ada.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: I felt that way as well.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: But either way, Jane drops my on Fridays kind of
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: give us an update on things happening in the world
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: of gaming and some other stuff going on.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 3: Get anything out there.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 18: I have a couple of things for you. Are you
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 18: and do you know who mister Beast is real.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I know.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: Mister Beast is good God, dude, to make sure that
• 2:09:28
  Speaker 2: best fisherman in the southeast.
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a fair question. It was
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 4: a fair question.
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 3: It was not a fair question.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: I'm a grown ass man.
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I don't know.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 5: He's on Amazon Prime now, I mean a grown ass
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 5: man saying I know, mister Beast.
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 18: He had a video editor get in some serious trouble lately.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 7: Dude.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: This is the second time his cru has been hit. Yeah,
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 18: The first one was probably a little worse than yea
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 18: than this one.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: Sketchy es of happne over there, just little bit.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 18: But he had a video editor that has now been
• 2:10:03
  Speaker 18: suspended by the betting app cal sheet. You know what
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 18: cal sheet is? I do, Yeah, the prediction betting market.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 6: Well there was.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 18: Mister Beast has a pretty big category on cawsheet where
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 18: you can predict, predict on what's happening in his videos.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 18: As a video editor, you probably know what's gonna.
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 6: Happen in his videos.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 18: So he was fined twenty thousand dollars, he was fired
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 18: from his job, and he was flagged for insider trading
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 18: suspicions on cal sheet. Yeah, yeah, he got hit hard Calshet. Also,
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 18: I can't I forgot what they there's two hundred different
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 18: suspected violations.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: Polymarkets are dealing with us right now a lot. Matter
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: of fact, there was one with the war. I mean,
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 2: there was somebody who bet on when we would strike
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 2: and run, and they won five hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden they did some research
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: and said we're not paying them anymore because obviously somebody
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: had inside information, nobody could gets it into the hour
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: day or whatever.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: So now all the polymarket world is kind of upside
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: down because of inside trading stuff.
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 5: It wasn't the fact that ethically this is about two
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 5: miles south of Hell.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is, because you guys, I mean, that's obviously
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 3: insider information.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 5: It's not the fact that we don't like gambling over war,
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 5: right yeah, yeah, whoa right crazy though, right.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 18: I mean it's it is kind of cool you can
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 18: gamble over war nowadays, that you can gamble over everything.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 18: But he plays four thousand dollars in bets related to
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 18: these mister bast videos. Yeah, he made a good amount,
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 18: and that's what.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: They're looking for now. I mean, the they have I
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 2: believe if I remember right, you know, they've kind of
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 2: deployed some AI technology to find people that if you
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 2: see cluster bets around something that doesn't seem like there
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: should be a lot of cluster bets around, they start
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 2: kind of getting a little shaky about it and they
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: flag that. So I'm sure they're gonna be seeing more
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: of that until they kind of determine how they can
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: do these poly markets without people taking advantage of it
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: and just winning everything.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 18: Right, But could you I feel like you could have
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 18: a little bit of a brain and kind of cheat
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 18: the system like he had a near perfect betting right right, Yeah,
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 18: it do a couple losses, and I thought, I think
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 18: you'd be fine, exactly right, dude, I'm lucky.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 12: It's a prediction market.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 18: I mean yeah, I mean that that's how I look
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 18: at it. I feel like there could be other ways
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 18: around it, but there's no way you can really stop it.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And the thing is is, once it loses its integrity,
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 2: nobody will use it. So it's really super important for
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: a call she and for the polymarket guys to get
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: this stuff together because eventually people just I'm not going
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 2: to do that. I'll just I'll just go to any
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: of my sports gambling apps and use that instead.
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 18: You say that, but the NBA has a lot of
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 18: gambling problems and people still bet on around the NBA
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 18: a lot.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 6: So I mean.
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 18: Us as a company, iHeartMedia has got into gaming. Can
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 18: you believe that? By the way, we're running for commercials
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 18: for it on our station over there that yeah, Jack
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 18: actually sent me the email yesterday about it. We have
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 18: a TikTok radio station now too. We're really moving around here. Yeah,
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 18: but the iHeartMedia Gaming Radio is going to be on
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 18: I Heart Radio.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 6: It's mostly like so, it's a show.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 3: It's a show about this.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 18: The way I'm reading it, it sounds like it's more
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 18: of esports competitions. Got how we air the UCF games
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 18: on ninety six point nine and everything like they are
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 18: they're airing. There are sports competitions.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: There are enough of those so that you can actually
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 2: have a show that talks about the standings of that.
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 18: Absolutely, yeah, dude, people, esports it gets taken seriously like
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 18: real sports in the video game where absolutely.
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know it was that prevalent where that
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 2: would be the case. I know that that it happened
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 2: for sure, but I didn't know that there was going
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: on at the point where you know.
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 18: This is peak for competitive gaming and all every game
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 18: at this point has a it's the space for it.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 18: It's not just fighting games or Call of Duty or
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 18: anything like that.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: Mario, Well, my son used to competitive competitively, and at
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 2: one point, I think he said he was ranked five
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 2: hundred in the world for RuneScape.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 18: I mean that's pretty cool.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 9: I mean he was.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: I mean he played it like all the time as
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 2: a kid, and he and his buddy got really good
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 2: at it. Matter of fact, I think his buddy built
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: his character up and got all this stuff and then
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 2: wound up selling it to another player for like five
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: seven hundred bucks or something.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah, it's a good way to make money. People sell
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 18: their Pokemon Go accounts, People sell Fortnite accounts.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 12: That's crazy.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 18: I can sell my Fortnite account for a pretty penny
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 18: if I really wanted, how much you would be worth?
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 18: Got I got some old skins on there, man, I
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 18: think I could make a triple digits.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, Wow, it's crazy. He's crazy.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 18: I don't know the market for selling accounts and everything.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 18: I definitely make triple digits.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 3: Ross, do you have a sellable video game account?
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 7: I don't have.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: I have one sellable video game thing.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 5: That's like, oh you have one of those, which was
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 5: a limited edition Game Boy Advance sp Jim, where are
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 5: you going?
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 3: I lost them?
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, over here, I started playing. I started playing Canasta
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 2: with myself.
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 3: Oh man, what that? Wow?
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 2: That is such a deep cut. I don't expect anybody
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: to know that. My apologies, let's dump that dumb but
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 2: it it's an old card game.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, you lost me.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 7: You beast is.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: You don't need the Yeah he plays Canasta.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I heard he's the number one player in the
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 18: world out of here Microsoft. So Ross mentioned Projects Helix
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 18: to me last week, and I didn't really look into
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 18: it too much. I didn't think it'd be anything because
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 18: I came on here and ripped the new Xbox CEO
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 18: and everything. That's all I did, really. But the first
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 18: thing she's done is pretty positive. Xbox t's to some
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 18: really classic iconic video games coming back for their twenty
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 18: fifth anniversary, and they're even getting the fans involved. They
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 18: made a whole website dedicated Xbox, Xbox Games Preservation dot Com,
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 18: and right here in front of me is a bunch
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 18: of video games that fans are voting on that they
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 18: want to come back.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, that's super cool.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah, so their work, they said, and I quote so
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 18: Microsoft purchased Activision years back, and the rumor has started
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 18: ever since then that they're going to bring back all
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 18: these classic games. We haven't heard anything from it, but
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 18: Jason Reynold, the VP of Next Gen Gaming, said that, uh,
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 18: the game prevention team has been working in the background
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 18: for years.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: Really, that's crazy. So there, what would be a real
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: popular game that came from Activision that people would want,
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 2: or that would the one of the older xbos that
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: you said Xbox right, yea, yeah, yeah, were the older
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 2: Xbox games that people would want back.
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 18: So every Marvel game right now? Oh really, back from
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 18: back in the day, you cannot buy it? Oh wow,
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 18: I really don't buy a single Marvel game from the
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 18: two thousands.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: And I'm asking, can I ask a very dumb question?
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, So let's say from back in the two thousand,
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: you could could you download games at that point or
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 2: was it on disc?
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 18: You could download games on the three sixty. That was
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 18: like the three sixty, the PS three. That's when the
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 18: digital market first became a thing.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 2: And if you didn't and you could keep, you couldn't
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: keep it once you downloaded it. You can only use
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: it for a certain pennet.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 7: No, it's yours.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 18: It's yours. Yeah, I mean they nowadays they can take
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 18: it away from you. Yeah, but that can nowadays. Yeah,
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 18: but back then you can still keep.
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 2: So this would be for the people who cycled that
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: out to make more room on their disc to download
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: newer game teams. But now now that they took it
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 2: off their gaming you know, they had no way to
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: get the new game.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 2: And it can't be a peer to peer thing, like
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 2: if you had it, I couldn't get it from you.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 8: No.
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 18: I mean it's like we like game shared and jumped
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 18: through like a couple of hoops and everything like that.
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 18: But Xbox has never really gone out of their way
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 18: to have like, hey, fans, why don't you vote on
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 18: what we do? This is huge as the new CEO
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 18: that she comes in and instantly.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 3: Are you PlayStation guys over there?
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: You're Xbox to that Xbox.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 3: More Xbox your Xbox guys.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 18: He's a he's a switch guy.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 5: But I'm also like, I've never liked Nintendo as much
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 5: as I do right now. I love Nintendo. I love
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 5: my switch to and i'd be gaming.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 2: So if Xbox is.
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 3: The inferior platform, why do you guys use it not PlayStation?
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 4: Because I'm loyal, not all the US believe it's inferior.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 18: Oh really, yeah, I stay loyal to my Xbox.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 2: You like that, I don't really is that a major thing? Like,
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 2: is it like Cripson bloods Xbox and PlayStation?
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I started Xbox when, you know, twenty something
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 4: years ago, when Xbox was a different you know, four
• 2:18:00
  Speaker 4: generations a game.
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, I've always thought this is that. Sure, the
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 5: pros of Sony are amazing. I think that's even better hardware,
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 5: maybe by a smidge.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 21: I know.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want to even say it either as.
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 5: An Xbox guy, the old simate dismissive south, But I
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 5: think even PlayStation owners and Sony fans cannot argue that
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 5: the online community for Xbox has always been top dog strong.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 18: Huh oh yeah, they were the original parties like now
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 18: they PlayStation as parties.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 5: Like right now, if you own an Xbox, if you
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 5: pay thirty dollars a month, you have a library of
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 5: like a thousand games that you can play as their
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 5: Netflix and it is one of the best products that
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 5: if you don't have a video game that you weren't playing,
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 5: I would absolutely say, dude, you can.
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 3: Play a lot of games.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 2: So people are texting and saying Crash Team Racing and
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 2: like Metroid and Master Blaster or are those all the
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 2: games they're talking about bringing back or is that too earlier?
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: They're bringing the number three.
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 18: So I'll give you this. The number three game right
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 18: now is Simpsons Hit and Run. That's one of the
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 18: bigger Simpsons games ever. So that that's from the original
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 18: really Fox, so really anything anybody wants that, that's what
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 18: they're going for. The Transformer games cool. A couple of
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 18: Spider Man games. Oh, spider Man two, spider Man two.
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 18: Spider Man two should be on that list.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 5: And that's the first spider Man two because we've already
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 5: done another spider Man two video game. But the spider
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 5: Man two video game for the sequel of Toby Maguire.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 5: Spider Man is a top ten video game for me.
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 18: I I you know, I bought that was the first
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 18: game I bought for my PS two about a year ago.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 18: I'm trying to get like a little old TV so
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 18: I can get the whole retro vibe going on right now,
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 18: because it looks horrible my New Age team and Jim.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 5: Do you know why they that old video games look
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 5: worse on new TVs versus old Oh, because they're a
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 5: program for the is it the refresh rate or something,
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 5: or it's so unbelievably close, I think, mister Grabs, you.
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 18: Know this right, Yeah, the aspect ratio.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 3: So what they did with a square instead of the
• 2:20:07
  Speaker 3: elongated movie.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 5: So the coders would design the game to understand that
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 5: the megabyte or the pixel isn't as sharp, we expect
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 5: it to blur into the other pixels. So they would
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 5: code the game knowing that the TV will react to
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 5: our artist rendering like this, it's crazy. And then when
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 5: you put these high resolutions, there is no bleeding the
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 5: pixel into another pixel, stepping on all of this effort
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 5: from all these artists in the day.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I had to buy like these little I even
• 2:20:40
  Speaker 18: forget what they're called. You know, the the the adapters
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 18: if the plug into the TV red yellow. Yeah, Yes,
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 18: I had to buy an adapter to plug into my
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 18: modern TV, and they look so bad. I never had
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 18: such a worse headache playing in the old school games.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: Very possible, Very arrogant.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 3: The way you answered that, Jack is r. You guy
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 3: should know nobody got a radio checking point.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 4: That's sure he used to get them.
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they play an assa there, they probably do.
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 18: It's I wish I knew.
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 6: This sounds like it sounds like a Star Wars.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 3: Video only doing this for Jack.
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds even.
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking at him. I'm telling him the joke,
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 2: but I'm not looking at you because I know how
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 2: confusing this is.
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my brain is just hurting.
• 2:21:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit I just learned. I came up
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 4: the stairs with young Jayden today and we were talking
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 4: about I don't know how we got on the topic,
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 4: but he he.
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 3: Said, you told me you rode your bike for ten days.
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I rode my bike ten miles today. He's like,
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know how to ride a bike.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 18: Why did it drop dead? And you can hear the
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 18: pen drop.
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, talking about video games this whole time, and you
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 3: don't know how to ride a bike. And we're Americans,
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like that do you think this says
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 4: more about Jayden or his dad?
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's way worse. It's a it's about Brian. Yeah,
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: this is a Brian Grimes fail.
• 2:22:01
  Speaker 18: I can ride a skateboard.
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 3: No that didn't matter. No, that doesn't really take you
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 3: never really run the bike.
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 18: Due, No, I don't know how to.
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 12: Ride a bike.
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 6: We have to teach him how to ride a bike.
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 18: Why are you looking at you like that?
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 6: Because that's such as airdical part of childhood, Brian, Shame
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 6: on you.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 4: I think we need to teach him, Brian, I think
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 4: we do.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 6: I think this. I mean this is obviously content right here.
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 6: We'll get him a small BMX bike with the training wheels,
• 2:22:23
  Speaker 6: and don't do it right here in the parking lot
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 6: at the station training wheels.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't just start right.
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  Speaker 2: I want to be the one riding. I want to
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  Speaker 2: be the one running behind you, holding the seat right,
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  Speaker 2: because that is the dad. That is the stereotypical dad
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  Speaker 2: moment when you're teaching your You got it, but Dad,
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  Speaker 2: you can stop holding me now.
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  Speaker 3: And then of course it goes to black after this.
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  Speaker 2: I stopped holding you a minute ago. And now she
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  Speaker 2: looks back and realizes she's doing it herself. Then she
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  Speaker 2: runs into a.
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  Speaker 3: Car, smack right into right to the park car because
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't know how to break that didn't teach her that.
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  Speaker 5: And just because you were a little surprised by our response,
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  Speaker 5: I just want to let you know that's gonna happen
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  Speaker 5: every time you tell anybody that you don't know how
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  Speaker 5: to ride a bike.
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  Speaker 3: It is that was that was a less reaction. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it would be like you saying, like I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how to chew.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean it's wild, man, it really is,
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  Speaker 2: because I mean that's such a passage to write, a
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  Speaker 2: passage thing as a kid to learn how to ride
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  Speaker 2: a bike, because for most kids, your bicycle is your
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: first like sniff of freedom, Like it's your first ability for.
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  Speaker 3: You to go to go somewhere else.
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  Speaker 18: And you know, and I have one memory of riding
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  Speaker 18: a bike at my grandmother's house. I had to be
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  Speaker 18: no older than five years old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I smacked the ground.
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  Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I never got on a bike again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all I remember.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter ate it really bad the first time she
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  Speaker 2: tried to learn, but she didn't quit, you know, yo,
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  Speaker 2: I I.
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  Speaker 18: Quit for about fifteen years until I learned how to
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  Speaker 18: ride a skateboard. Yeah, twenty one, Now someone how to
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  Speaker 18: ride it.
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  Speaker 3: So we're gonna get you dialed up, dude?
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 2: Why do I get you dialed up?
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  Speaker 18: All right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 7: You give it up.
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  Speaker 5: Along.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna get you a dorky helmet.
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  Speaker 8: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna get you hooked up. It'll be fine. You're
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 3: gonna call Helm.
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 12: At least.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get you laid, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That's gonna happen. That's gonna happen. Uh, devil do you
• 2:24:14
  Speaker 3: get for news?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 6: And Arizona Sheriff says the Guthrie abductor could strike again.
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 6: Florida law enforcement on high alert after the synagogue attack,
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 6: and apparently the Real Housewives of Pretoria doesn't pay that well.
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  Speaker 6: We'll tell you why and more coming up next during
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  Speaker 6: you heard it here for all right, sing.
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  Speaker 3: Little break, we'll come back and get Deb's news. Get
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• 2:24:33
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  Speaker 15: big people, but you little guys don't get it like
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  Speaker 15: I mean it. Come on, Baron Trump invested in oil
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 15: before this thing happened, and he made a bunch of money.
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  Speaker 3: Oh buddy, that's nothing. Come on, well, did you look
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  Speaker 3: at the.
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  Speaker 1: Prints of the island, Jimmy?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 22: Just become your pups doesn't mean you have to be creepy.
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 22: Now you're getting a twenty twenty two year old guy
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 22: to call your DoD pops a daddy or whatever. It
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 22: doesn't sound right, even though you're teaching how to ride
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 22: a bike.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 4: Do you think that's nice?
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 12: I don't think that's right.
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  Speaker 19: Nos, creep Jaydon wants to learn about Canasta. He should
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 19: check out Call of Duty Canasta. It's a bloody way
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 19: to learn.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's a map.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 3: Is it really a map in a Call of Duty game.
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  Speaker 19: All right, very good?
• 2:26:19
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I brought it up all right?
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  Speaker 2: Four O seven nine one six four one text us
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  Speaker 2: at seven seven zero three one on Jim, there's deb
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  Speaker 2: Jack is here, can saus Daddy is here as well.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're gonna be out in Okallas soon, my man.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's gonna be happening next month. That is right,
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  Speaker 5: April eleventh, Marion Theater, downtown o'callum.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it's like pleasant.
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  Speaker 5: Villa in downtown o'callam, and I'm about to be a
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  Speaker 5: little smudgi in downtown. That's happening April eleventh, Rosscomedy dot Com.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, grab those tickets. It will sell out.
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  Speaker 5: If it doesn't, we should get closed because that is
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 5: a huge room.
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  Speaker 3: Oh good, I will need as much of supporters I
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 3: sell it out.
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: Who's working with you bringing Joel out?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 2: Be bringing Joel out? Very nice, No, mister four to
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  Speaker 2: seven Kevin, that's right. That's been a good show man,
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 2: very good. Let's do you heard it here first?
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  Speaker 12: Good time for you heard it here first on the
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 12: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 6: I know this story hasn't been on our radar for
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 6: a while, but when I saw this headline. Myself, I thought, ooh,
• 2:27:16
  Speaker 6: that's not good, and that is. The Southern Arizona sheriff
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 6: leading the investigation into the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie says
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 6: whoever is responsible could strike again. Pima County Sheriff Chris
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 6: Nanos says authorities believe they know why Guthrie was targeted.
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  Speaker 10: Believe we know why he did this, and we believe
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 10: that it was targeted, but we tap they're not one
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 10: hundred percent sure of that now.
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 6: Nanos isn't sharing further details about the investigation. The eighty
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 6: four year old mother of Today's Show host Savannah Guthrie,
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 6: was reported missing on February first, and is believed to
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 6: have been abducted from her home near Tucson. FBI continues
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 6: to process whatever evidence they can get from the scene.
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 6: The Guthrie family still off ring a reward of one
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 6: million dollars for information leading to her return, and that's
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 6: in addition to a two hundred thousand dollars reward put
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 6: forth by the FBI. Jewish organizations across Florida are increasing
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 6: security following recent attacks on Jewish institutions. The community is
• 2:28:15
  Speaker 6: responding to concerns following the targeted attack on a synagogue
• 2:28:19
  Speaker 6: in Michigan. Fox thirty five spoke to the CEO of
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  Speaker 6: Shalom Orlando, Marnie Mandel.
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  Speaker 17: And it's really important to us that all of our
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 17: community members know that they can come here and they
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 17: can be a part of our community and feel comfortable
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 17: and safe.
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 6: Authorities have identified the man who drove the truck as
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 6: forty one year old i'm in Mohammed Ghazzali, who was
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 6: born in Lebanon and immigrated to the US in twenty eleven.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 6: A Gazali's truck was carrying a large amount of fireworks
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 6: along with jugs of gasoline. He reportedly had posted online
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 6: the night before that several of his relatives had been
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 6: killed in an Israeli airstrike in southern Elebanon. He died
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 6: from a self inflicted gunshot.
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: One oh, he did, he did?
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  Speaker 6: And then finally, A couple featured on the Real Housewives
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  Speaker 6: of Pretoria twenty twenty two to twenty three season is
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  Speaker 6: facing felony charges in Palm Beach County, accused of stealing
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  Speaker 6: more than five thousand dollars worth of merchandise from a
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 6: Boca Ratone Publis Wow whoa man think of your spice packet, dude. Guys,
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 6: think of your taco seasoning. Because investigators say Petris and
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  Speaker 6: Melanie Villejowen made fifty five fraudulent self checkout transactions over
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  Speaker 6: six months using a ticket switching scam. Deputies linked the
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 6: pair to surveillance video through their range rover. Oh wow, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Grand retail, look at that making headlines once again. They're
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 6: probably current on that and you heard it here first
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  Speaker 6: on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that. Do we have to thank to that
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  Speaker 3: young lady.
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  Speaker 6: We want to thank Attorney Mo de Witt for sauten
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  Speaker 6: up our front.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Mo, we appreciate it so much.
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  Speaker 6: Thank Youally, Thank you Moe.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, you can't imagine Mo.
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  Speaker 6: Sam Bowen, Candice Rich and Alicia Bullwear for running our
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys appreciate that Jack question today.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 2:30:37
  Speaker 4: In our YouTube chat we pose this query, would you
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 4: still go to work if you were not getting your paycheck?
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 4: Like TSA oh Man? Because they are going to be paid?
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 22: Yeah?
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah they are.
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 4: However, yeah, would you go?
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  Speaker 12: They get paid?
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 2: They should get some bonus pay that should be time
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 2: and a half hour they work when they're not getting paid.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 3: They know they're not getting paid, are.
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  Speaker 2: You I think a large portion of the audience will
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  Speaker 2: still go. I'll go forty two percent at thirty two? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I had more faith than you, guys. Close
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  Speaker 2: and Ross again. O'callum, April eleventh.
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  Speaker 5: There's still still plenty of time, but you can get
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  Speaker 5: your tickets right now Rosscomedy dot.
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  Speaker 3: Com, Rosscomedy dot com. By all right, you guys have
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  Speaker 3: a great weekend.
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  Speaker 4: For sure.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get the hell out of d O G what
• 2:31:21
  Speaker 3: anyway d O d G E way I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: I don't do.
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  Speaker 2: My grandson's at my house and all I want to
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 2: do is go home and stick my face and his dummy.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 3: You were trying to spell it. We have a deb
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  Speaker 3: Jack and Ross.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: We follow a new Shoki. They followed the Monsters.
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  Speaker 2: till then, have yourself up.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Bye, Jimmy a freaking boy.
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