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A Tote Bag Full of Laserdiscs · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Doug Bradley, pinhead from the Hellraiser Films.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: You better keep listening to Movie Meltdown or I will.
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  Speaker 1: Tear your soul apart.
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  Speaker 3: Picture Association of America.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime, folks. Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 2: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: God's an astronaut. Ours is over the rainbow.
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  Speaker 3: The medium is where the monsters live.
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  Speaker 1: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 5: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jake.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 1: the outskirts of Lexington, Kentucky, home of Scarefest.
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  Speaker 5: No, we're still in Lexington, Kentucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're far away from the event, though.
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  Speaker 5: But we're close to the bookstore.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the most important part. Duh. So, it's been
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  Speaker 1: a while. How's it going, guys?
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  Speaker 5: How's it going? How's it going for you, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Over-peopled?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't really get bothered by people today.
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  Speaker 5: Just me? No.
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  Speaker 1: No more than usual.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this year's gone by really fast.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 5: What the fuck? It's October already? I know.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, man, it's already Halloween times and time
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  Speaker 1: for Scarefest.
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  Speaker 5: My birthday?
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  Speaker 1: It's always your birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Always, but never, because that way I don't have to
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  Speaker 5: get older.
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  Speaker 1: So, where do we begin on our Scarefest activities?
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  Speaker 5: We waited in line for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: Which is more than I normally do, but for this situation,
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  Speaker 1: I was okay with it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was totally, I don't remember, I don't know
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  Speaker 5: how long we actually waited in line.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it really wasn't as long. I think
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  Speaker 1: I just, I rarely have patience for lines, so I
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  Speaker 1: try not. At this point, I'm like, most people, I'm like, eh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really need their autograph.
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  Speaker 5: But we made up for it by not waiting in
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  Speaker 5: line when we got to the convention, because we waited until, like,
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  Speaker 5: everybody got in.
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  Speaker 1: We did let all the suckers get out of the
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  Speaker 1: way and, like, cruised in later in the day, so.
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  Speaker 5: That's a strategy. Almost three.
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  Speaker 1: Total strategy. So do we jump right to it then?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that was the first thing we did. I mean, so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. Because we were like, if we're doing this,
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  Speaker 1: let's go do it now. Make sure he's ready to go.
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  Speaker 5: We're ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's cool.
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  Speaker 5: He's not ready to go. We're ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he's as ready to go as he's going
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  Speaker 1: to anymore. Do you want to tell them?
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  Speaker 5: We waited in line for the illustrious and iconic and.
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  Speaker 2: Legendary.
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  Speaker 5: Legendary. He is a fucking legend.
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  Speaker 1: He is.
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  Speaker 5: You know, he's a legend. He's an icon.
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  Speaker 3: He's.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking Clive Barker. I mean, how can you not? It's
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  Speaker 5: Clive Barker.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. I wasn't sure how much
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  Speaker 1: I was doing at all this weekend. And then I
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  Speaker 1: saw that and I was like, huh. You know, actually.
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  Speaker 5: I have this poster signed by Boone.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. At first I
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  Speaker 1: was like, well, Misty might want to go just for books. Because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he writes books and stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And I've actually read several of his books.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, I've been like, as
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  Speaker 1: the geek that I am that loves Nightbreed. I got
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  Speaker 1: a Nightbreed poster, and after I got Boone to sign it,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, I already know these other guys
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  Speaker 1: that are in Nightbreed, so let me get them to
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  Speaker 1: sign it. So I've accumulated a couple of signatures on
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  Speaker 1: it already. I was like, wouldn't it be freaking cool
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  Speaker 1: if Clive Barker, not only the man who came up
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  Speaker 1: with the story, but director of that movie, signed it himself.
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  Speaker 1: So that kind of cinched it. I was like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's make this happen.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that and the more I read about the fact
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  Speaker 5: that he's going to apparently stop doing conventions.
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  Speaker 1: That's definitely what put a fire under it right now.
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  Speaker 5: And he's, what, 72?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not getting younger. None of us are, really. So,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't say anything.
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  Speaker 5: And he's had a, you know, it seems like a
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  Speaker 5: rough 72.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's had some medical issues, and that's a lot
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  Speaker 1: to deal with in and of itself. But, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But he was there, trooping along, you know, signing stuff,
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  Speaker 5: selling art, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And as we said, more with it than a lot
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  Speaker 1: of other people we talked to.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You never know when you're getting with some people and
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  Speaker 1: regardless of age, but definitely as they get up there,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you don't know what you're dealing with when you
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  Speaker 1: get up to the table. But yeah, he seemed like
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  Speaker 1: he was on top of things. So yeah, that's cool.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, he's responsible for some of the most epic
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  Speaker 5: like horror movies that have existed in our, you know,
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  Speaker 5: in my life at least. I mean, Hellraiser, fucking, he
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  Speaker 5: said Nightbreed, fucking Candyman. He wrote it, you know? I
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  Speaker 5: don't think he had anything to do with like the
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  Speaker 5: directing it, but.
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  Speaker 1: He did the first several, though. I think Candyman he
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  Speaker 1: handed off to somebody else. But yeah, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: Hellraiser and Nightbreed and maybe Hellraiser 2. That whole first run,
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  Speaker 1: which is what I was kind of fascinated by. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, if he had time, again, he had a
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  Speaker 1: lengthy line and was moving through it at a good pace.
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  Speaker 1: So good for him for that.
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  Speaker 5: When you can have that amount of line and your
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  Speaker 5: minimum price for autographs is $ 100. I mean, you're Clive Barker.
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  Speaker 1: You do what you gotta do. I don't blame him
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  Speaker 1: at this point.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, seriously, he had to be pulling in some
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  Speaker 5: shit this weekend because there was a lot of people.
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  Speaker 5: And at $ 100 a pop, dude, seriously. Good for him.
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  Speaker 5: More power to him.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'd be doing if I were him at
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  Speaker 1: this point. I'll do it right now. Somebody give me $ 100,
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  Speaker 1: I'll scribble some stuff. I can't even read my signature
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  Speaker 1: when I do it, so it's even more priceless.
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  Speaker 5: And he signed mine in red, and it looks good.
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  Speaker 1: Mine at least stands out.
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  Speaker 2: It's in yellow.
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  Speaker 1: Unlike some directors I might not mention. who signed a
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  Speaker 1: black poster with a black Sharpie. Dude, come on now.
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  Speaker 1: So Clive, super cool, picked a color that you can
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  Speaker 1: actually see on the poster.
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  Speaker 5: Because he's a fucking artist.
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  Speaker 1: Damn skimpy. I like his art, too. Had I, you know,
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  Speaker 1: five grand to blow on some art, dude, seriously, I
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  Speaker 1: would have gone for that. There were several of them
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  Speaker 1: I would hang in my home if I had this
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  Speaker 1: massive home where I had wall space to hang things,
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  Speaker 1: which I no longer do. I'm going to be lucky
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  Speaker 1: to cram this Nightbreed mini poster up somewhere. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to because it has awesome signatures on it.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, it does. Then we walked around. Walking around.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: People.
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  Speaker 5: Looking at people.
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  Speaker 1: A ridiculous amount of celebrities. Dude. That's what I was
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  Speaker 1: telling you. As I went through the list this year,
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  Speaker 1: I'm scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. And you keep scrolling.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, good lord. They've always been awesome, but
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  Speaker 1: they have added so many people over the years. They've
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  Speaker 1: just continued to get bigger and bigger. Their roster these
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  Speaker 1: last couple years is just like, everybody that does conventions
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  Speaker 1: is at Scarefest now.
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  Speaker 5: I think this is the first time I've seen Rose
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  Speaker 5: McGowan out to this one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've seen her in recent years starting
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  Speaker 1: to do stuff, but yeah, I don't think we've seen
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  Speaker 1: her this far.
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  Speaker 5: And I gotta say, goddamn.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard some stories, but yeah, she looked pretty damn cute,
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  Speaker 1: gotta say.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw her, I
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  Speaker 5: thought somebody had either a life-size cutout or a mannequin
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  Speaker 5: of Rose McGowan, because she didn't look real. She was
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  Speaker 5: so cute, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe it was like a standee, and you could
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  Speaker 1: buy it and take it home.
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  Speaker 5: But then she was moving. Maybe he's one of those
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  Speaker 5: real lifelike.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta pay extra for that.
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  Speaker 5: One of those lenticular things that you tilt her a
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  Speaker 5: different way. But yeah, she was just so cute. And
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  Speaker 5: her little outfit. She had like a little jumpsuit on.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god. So cute. On the other side of
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  Speaker 5: the spectrum, you had Jamie Kennedy.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even see him. I just saw the picture
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  Speaker 1: you showed me earlier. You didn't see him?
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  Speaker 5: He was standing right there.
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  Speaker 1: I saw his table and went, nah, I've seen enough
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  Speaker 1: of him in the past. I'm fine. Again, as I
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  Speaker 1: told you, last time I saw him at a convention,
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  Speaker 1: he was under the table.
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  Speaker 5: Probably for the best.
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  Speaker 1: As I passed by. And I was like, yeah, I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely don't think I need a Jamie Kennedy episode. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: Saw the lines out the door for Skeet Ulrich and
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  Speaker 5: Matthew Lillard. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so glad Skeet's got a line, though. Because when
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  Speaker 1: we saw him that one time.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't have a line.
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  Speaker 1: It was all waiting for Matthew Lillard.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, don't get me wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Shaggy's cool and all. But what the hell?
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  Speaker 5: Skeet's right here.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, people. So, yeah, this time he had a
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  Speaker 1: really good line.
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  Speaker 5: The wolf had a good line. Everybody, well, most people
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  Speaker 5: had a good line, I would say. Except for when
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  Speaker 5: they made the announcement that Jamie Kennedy doesn't have a line. Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: rub it in.
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  Speaker 1: They called him out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, even the fucking wolf has a line.
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  Speaker 5: How does Jamie Kennedy not got a line?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is, unless you haven't been to this event.
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  Speaker 1: There is a live wolf that you can, like, donate
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  Speaker 1: money and then go have a picture, sort of in
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  Speaker 1: the vicinity of, hopefully not close enough for him to
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  Speaker 1: eat your face. But, you know, whatever. And yeah, there
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  Speaker 1: was a big old line that we got stuck at.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, who is this? Oh, it's the wolf.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, wolf deserves it.
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  Speaker 5: Totally understandable.
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  Speaker 4: Wolf's super cool.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't even need security.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's his own security.
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  Speaker 4: He's a badass.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was awesome. I bought a couple things. I
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  Speaker 5: already forgot what they are.
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  Speaker 2: So you bought some, were they 3D printed?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, 3D printed. A little moth. I was a bat.
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  Speaker 1: I was a bat?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was a mothman.
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  Speaker 5: And a little skeleton.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't see.
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  Speaker 5: And I bought an air freshener.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to stand out of the way. Because
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  Speaker 2: there were a lot of people trying to get in
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  Speaker 2: and out of the booth. Yeah, it's kind of hard.
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  Speaker 2: There's no place to actually be out of the way.
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  Speaker 2: You're kind of in the way all the time, even
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  Speaker 2: when you're out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: I went across where they had backpacks where they were
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  Speaker 1: showing movies on the back of the backpack. And I
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  Speaker 1: kind of want one of those. Because then we could
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  Speaker 1: go to an event and you could take your backpack
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  Speaker 1: and you could watch a movie. It's not the most
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  Speaker 1: convenient thing if you're wearing the backpack, but I was
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  Speaker 1: still impressed with the technology that the backpack was showing
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  Speaker 1: a movie on the back of you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, see, the idea is for all these up-and-coming indie
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  Speaker 2: directors is they can play their movie on the backpack
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  Speaker 2: while they're walking around the convention.
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  Speaker 5: I mean... Or while you're in line behind them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that too.
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  Speaker 1: These crazy kids today, they do all kinds of weird stuff,
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  Speaker 1: so it actually wouldn't surprise me if that's the new
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  Speaker 1: optimum way for them to experience a film is to
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  Speaker 1: have it on their backpack while they're walking yeah kids.
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  Speaker 5: Are weird i'm gonna say a lot i saw a
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  Speaker 5: lot of velmas today.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah velma's got her.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't see one daphne.
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  Speaker 1: Which is unusual at least there's somebody that wants to
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  Speaker 1: be cute and just dressed like daphne.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah because i mean you gotta think it's convention so are.
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  Speaker 5: You gonna say most of the people at conventions are
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  Speaker 5: chunky And therefore could dress more as Velma than Daphne.
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  Speaker 2: No, actually I was going to say that most people
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  Speaker 2: at the conventions are nerds. And most nerds usually.
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  Speaker 1: She's like a nerd hero.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a nerd hero.
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  Speaker 5: And I wasn't saying anything bad about people at conventions.
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  Speaker 5: I myself am extremely chunky.
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  Speaker 1: We are convention people. Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: But I figured more people identify with Velma than they
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  Speaker 2: do with Daphne.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Probably.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't see any Freds walking around, did you?
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  Speaker 1: No, this is definitely not a Fred crowd.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Conventions in general are not a Fred crowd. No.
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  Speaker 2: No, you rarely ever, I don't think I've ever seen
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  Speaker 2: a Fred.
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  Speaker 1: I always see shaggies.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure that, I don't know how many people I've
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  Speaker 5: offended by saying that chunky people. I am extremely overweight, so.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I resemble that remark. Speaking of crazy people, you
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: also were excited to see your pal Devin Sawa.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my good lord, he is still hot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you didn't go up and tell
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  Speaker 1: him you were his biggest fan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He'd be like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: He's like, get away from me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it made me want to tell you about that movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I had to look up the, I tried to
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  Speaker 1: block out as much as I could. It's called The Fanatic.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys listening weren't here, like, I remember years ago,
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  Speaker 1: like Dick and I, Dick Starr was on and was
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: telling me about it. And I was in awe. I
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, what? What is this thing? So, and
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: then I watched it and I was like, oh, you
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: weren't lying. Like, this is a real thing. So yeah,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Devin Sawa plays essentially Devin Sawa with a different name.
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  Speaker 1: And he's a guy who makes lots of horror movies
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: and he goes to conventions and he does like signings
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: of stuff. And there's a dude that shows up and is,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: we'll say, old school, we'd say special. Now I'd say
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  Speaker 1: he's most definitely on the spectrum at some magical point
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  Speaker 1: that who knows what. But he plays it real special,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: let's just say. And this character is played by John Troll.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: John Travolta's already kind of weird as a dude.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you say.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you add into that him trying to do
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  Speaker 1: a special needs performance, it's cringy is probably, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that cool kids use that word.
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  Speaker 2: More cringy than Billy Bob Thornton playing Sling Blade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of. Because at least, like, Billy Bob's almost
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  Speaker 1: doing it at, like, Oscar caliber level. Like, he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to win an award. But, like, this is a schlocky
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: horror movie kind of a crowd.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say Simple Simon or Simple Jack.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say Simple Jack, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I can't remember his name.
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  Speaker 1: I referenced that earlier. I was like, there's a rule,
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  Speaker 1: and John Travolta did not follow that rule.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: He did not. He is pretty far down that road.
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  Speaker 1: He went full.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to say it. I've already offended people
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  Speaker 5: like myself that are chubby. I don't want to offend
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  Speaker 5: others like me who are also special.
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  Speaker 4: Did you offend yourself?
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  Speaker 1: You're very special.
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  Speaker 4: How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Put that aside. This one, I told you, the only
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: thing to put it even more in perspective. Keep in mind,
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  Speaker 1: it is directed and co-written by Fred Durst. Backwards Cap,
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  Speaker 1: we're in Fred Durst.
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  Speaker 5: He's hanging out with fucking Corey, or Feldman. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If only, but no. Unfortunately, Feldman.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't he, like, producing Corey Feldman's videos now?
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Something like that. The fact that he has videos is
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: what's frightening, really. But, yeah, he's stellar director these days,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Fred Durst, so.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you get when you put all these together, so.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: The one that comes out the best is Devin Sawa,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: who plays Devin Sawa, and it's just fine, because he's
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: good at being Devin Sawa.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: He's so hot. Yeah. Because he was walking. We were
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: waiting in line for Clive Barker. And I'm like, he
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: started walking by. And I'm like.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: And you oh so suddenly was like, there goes Devin Sala.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: I did too.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, cool. You're playing it real cool.
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Like I said, I don't exist in Devin Sala's world.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: If he heard me at all, it would just be
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: a slight buzz in the background.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: He could have swatted you away.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Go away, buzzy girl.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I was over there in the corner, minding my own business.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Except for the yelling.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: Hanging out with the bat.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Devon Sawa!
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: Devon Sawa! I didn't yell that bat loud. Just enough
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: to make my point known.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure he gets that most places.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, duh. I mean, if I was fucking Devon Sawa,
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: I would be disappointed if I didn't get that every
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: once in a while. Who else did we see that
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: was fucking... I mean... Aside from the other autograph that
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: I bought, who I've already got the autograph before, and
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: I was just sitting there, like, just fucking amazed. I
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: don't think he's aged.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: That one is impressive, because, yeah, there's plenty of people there.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: We won't name names. But there's some people in particular, like, whoa,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a while. Good golly.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Reggie?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Time moved on, didn't it? Damn. So, that happens.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Reggie's another one of those whose years have not been easy.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: But Don Coscarelli, I... I fucking love Don Cross, really.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: I can't say his name for shit, apparently. But goddamn,
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: he's just so nice.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: He's super cool. For being also just a total geek
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: who's into the same stuff that everybody there is. He's
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: probably spending equally as much time running around other people's tables.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: He was sitting there wearing a Suspiria shirt.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Of course, because it's awesome and he knows it. Old
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: school Suspiria, not the remake.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Well, duh.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: But the remake's impressive.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: I'm pretending the remake didn't happen.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I like the remake. I don't put it in the
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: same category as... As the original. But it was well made.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: We'll put it that way. But on the going to
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: see Don Cascarelli. There's a nice tie in there. About
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: the fanatic. With a crazy person that shows up. And
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: stands at their signing table. Would you like to go
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: into the guy in front of you?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I understand people get excited about stuff. And that's cool.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Be prepared.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah be prepared. And check yourself man. When they're getting
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: ready to. Because you know. These guys, a lot of
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: times they're doing like a.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: There's a schedule.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: They have a schedule and they're doing like, you know,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: Q & A stuff or doing photo ops and stuff
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: like that. Don't be the asshole that sits there and
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: has to carry on like a 45 minute conversation when
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: there's other people that are waiting in line. It's like,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: get your shit signed. Say what you need to say
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: and get the fuck.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Out of the way.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: This guy would have.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Kept fucking talking.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: I got one more thing.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing. I got one. Let me
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: find it in my bag. It's like, dude, have all
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: your shit. Have it arranged. Have it ready. You know?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Dig through your fucking 50 fucking laser discs that you
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: brought with you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I pulled the first one out. I looked down at
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: your record tote bag that he had down at his feet.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm motioning to it going, holy shit,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: look at that.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I was looking at it too. I was like, good God,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: that can't be. He's not getting all those signs.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, you can't afford that, dude.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: No wonder he had shitty posture. I mean, he was
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: fucking looking around. And he probably carries around with him
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: everywhere he goes.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: He probably does that thing. He's in the grocery store
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: telling that same story to the lady ringing him up.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And then this one time in Phantasm 2, she's like, sir,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: do you have your card? I need to scan your card.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: And move along.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Type in your loyalty number.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: But dude, seriously, but you know, it was worth it
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: because Don Coscarelli, he's Again, a fucking icon otherwise. I mean,
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have wasted my time.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And again, he's a super cool dude because he was
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: being a sport. He was just like, yeah, okay, he's
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: playing along and he's listening to the stories. He wasn't like, ugh.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of people be, maybe to me, just
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: kind of like, ugh, dude, go away. Let me sign
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: this for you and move the hell out of the way.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: He was being super cool. I was like, yeah, okay,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: and looking at all his stuff and he was being awesome.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's better at dealing with people than we are.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Obviously.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Well, that guy just, I mean, it was a throwback. Like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: it's the same dude I've been dealing with since working
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: at a video store. It's like those same weird, obsessive guys,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: mostly all guys. Occasionally, that's not true. Occasionally, there would
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: be some super weird girls, but I think now it's
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: way more plentiful to run into girls like that, too.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: But you would get these guys that would come in
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't that it was Don Coscarelli this time.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: We would have them come in and do the same thing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Like they would tell us the same stupid stories for
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: 45 minutes and maybe be carrying in a whole bunch
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: of their own shit in a place you don't need
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: to be bringing your own shit. But they wanted to
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: show it off to other nerds and just like, guys, seriously,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Settle down.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Well, that's before YouTube channels. It's before everybody could geek
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: out over. This is my such and such and I've
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: got autograph this and over here is that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: But it's also a different level of like antisocial behavior.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Like now I think most like again, most dorky kids
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: are like already have antisocial built in. So like they
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: realize they don't want to talk to people and they
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: don't and they leave it at that. whereas there's like
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: an older generation that like doesn't have the people skills
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: but also doesn't have the self-realization to acknowledge that and
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: they still think they're being normal and cool on the
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: outside whereas everyone around them is like oh My God,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: if you don't shut up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I'd like to think that I was okay. Because I
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: warned the lady who was there, I guess, trying to
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: be like, all right, the photo op is coming up.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I'm like, it's just me?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I promise I won't be as long as this guy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to take that long.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: That guy was still standing there.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was kind of trying to get him to.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Wrap it up.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Wrap it up, sir.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Wrap it up.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Wrap it up. And again, it's like it's not fair
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: to everybody else that's in line that you got to
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: stand there and yammer on for a half an hour.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: And then everybody's got to rush through and only maybe
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: get five minutes to say, hey, really love that film.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: See you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Well, and they're.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Again, that's what's dangerous about it is they're just self-aware
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: enough because I do... I'm trying not to pay attention
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to his yammering, but at one point he did look
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: around and go, well, and now while the line's not
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: so crazy, let me tell you about this. And I'm like, okay,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: so you looked over and you saw there's a dude
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: in front of you at the time who wandered off
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: because he was sick of waiting. Then you were there
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and we were behind you. He didn't know we weren't
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: in line. There was somebody behind us. I'm like, you're
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: looking at like six or seven people over here and
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: you're still going... Now, I acknowledge that they're there, but
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: screw that. It's not 20 people, so it's okay for
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: me to keep talking. I'm like, dude.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one guy in front of us was like, dude,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: fuck this.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I gotta go.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: He got time for you. He walked off.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: He was done-sies.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: He was done.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was about the time that guy
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: pulled out his fourth Laserdisc. He was like, nah, I'm
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: not doing this.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Nah, I just want to show you this one.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't want him to sign that one, because
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: that one didn't have anything to do with him. That
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: was Angus. Thanks.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And be sure to show me Munchy 2. I definitely
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: need to look at Munchy 2. Is what Don didn't
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: say because he's cool. But that's what I'm thinking because
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I'm an asshole.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, he did thank me for my kind words
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: about Beastmaster, even though I'm pretty sure I've read multiple
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: times that he does not like that.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Well, again, he obviously loved the idea initially. I think
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: he got kind of shafted by the studio and they
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: made a lot of changes he didn't like. So I
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: don't think he likes the finished product because it's not
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: the way he envisioned it kind of thing. So Not to,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: you know, make it like he doesn't actually like Beastmaster. Obviously,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: he loved the idea. He made it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: And he did talk about the glorious vision that would
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: be Mark Singer.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: A young, handsome, studly Mark Singer.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: When he took the robe off. I can only imagine
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: being in the first person presence of such a glorious.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Standing directly in front of him as he disrobed.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, seriously. He was a glorious... I mean, he
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: was glorious. And he wasn't as oily as he was
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: in the second one.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: He wasn't as cut. Well, that was the thing. Like
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: in the, all the way up through the 80s, even
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: guys that were in shape weren't like cut. Like it's
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: not something they worried about. They were just like, I'm
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a badass. I can kick your ass. I've got arm muscles.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: That's all that's important. It wasn't until like 90s and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: on we started getting into that. I need to be ripped.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I need a six pack.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Rip like Jesus. Rip like Jesus.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Rip like Jesus.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that was just a different aesthetic.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: So you can see. From the first Beastmaster when he's
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: just like a dude that's in badass shape versus I
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: am cut like you wouldn't freaking believe in part two.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: And then there's oil.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And you got to oil up because you got to
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: get all the definition on the extra super muscly parts.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he got his body oil from the
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: sax guy.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I hope so.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: If not now, I mean, everybody should go get it
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: and buy it in bulk from the sax guy. He's
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: coming back, by the way.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Or is he going to play Ed O?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I think he's going to play the same play.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Is it still there?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's still there.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I think they changed hands.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's still there with that same title and
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: he's coming back again. So you can go sit and
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: watch that show probably, the same show again. I feel
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like he does that show everywhere he goes.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: But it's a good show. It is a good show.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Why would you bother changing things if it works?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Sexy sex man. Hell yeah. Can't go wrong with that.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: You truly can't.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: He's the coolest.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: He is.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Much like Don. Tom was super cool.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Now if he could just fucking bring Mark Singer with
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: him next time. I don't know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: We keep trying. We keep trying.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: So he's still out there. For now. And that wasn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: a threat, I promise.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Let's not push it.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Who else did we see that we were like, oh,
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: look at that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: There was a lot of masked dudes. They had like
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: every Michael Myers that ever existed.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: And every fucking ghost face, I think.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: And terrifiers.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of They're the clown people.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Terrifiers. Whatever. I haven't seen the movie, so.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I know. People love it. I'm not going to knock
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you for liking it.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: I eventually want to see it. I just haven't.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: And again, it's been built up so much now. I'm like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to appreciate it because it
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: can't live up to how much people have hyped it
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: and like constantly dropped it everywhere on the internet. And
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, eh, whatever.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Memes. Who cares?
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: I don't even know the premise of the movie, except
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: from there being a clown. I don't know anything about
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: the premise of the movie or anything.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: That was enough for me. I was like, I think
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'll watch something else. You don't mind.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Was there anybody from Silent Hill that were there? Because
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: there were a lot of pyramid heads.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's just a go-to at any convention. Is
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: it just a go-to? I think it is.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: There's at least three. I like the pink girly guy.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a super girly pyramid head.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: She was so cute.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Again, she was super cute, so she usually didn't wear
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the pyramid on her head. She had it on a
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: post and was just displaying how awesome her pink pyramid
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: head was, but then she didn't want to mess up
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: her hair, so she didn't really wear it. Meanwhile, the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: other shirtless, muddied up dude was walking around with his
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: pyramid head on.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw at least two pyramid heads. Maybe three.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: I saw three total, including the girl.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: My favorite costume, though, The entire thing that I saw
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: was the Mothman with the lamp girl.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: That was really cool. I didn't see that one.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: It was right after we saw Don Coscarelli, I think.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Because you even told them. I mean, you interacted with people.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, you actually told something to somebody?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even remember that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Craziness.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: It was the very last aisle we went in before
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: we were leaving.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: It was a Mothman, and it was a girl, and
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: she was dressed as a lamp.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: And I was just like, oh my God, that's amazing.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: That is awesome. Because it was.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I saw anybody where I was
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: just like, hey, that's an awesome costume. There were a
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: lot of good costumes there, but I don't think there
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: was anybody.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: That I was just like... We saw the Cenobite girl.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't see her.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: How did you not see her?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't see her.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: She had her fucking scalp blade open. Oh, oh, wait. Yeah, yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. That girl. I saw.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw her. That's right.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: It was because I was getting ready to say.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hers was pretty good.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: I was getting ready to say, how did we not
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: see any Cenobites? How was there no pinheads there?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Then I remember we saw her.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It was just her.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: And Doug wasn't there. Oh, yeah, but still, you got Hellraiser.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I guess that didn't fuel it. We had the rest
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: of the Hellraiser crew. The usual suspects were there, but yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And Vince. Vince came in and looked at the artwork
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: over at.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I was waiting for somebody to yell at him for
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: not having a mask on.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Eh, he's Vince. He doesn't have to.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's British. He don't have germs.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: He's too fancy for germs. We saw our friend Greg Nicotero,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: friend of the show.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: He's so awesome.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: He is very cool. Billy Zane. You love that look
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Billy Zane was sporting? Ugh.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, I want to like Billy Zane, but he makes
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: it so hard.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: He just always dresses, like, oddly fancy.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, you know, when we walked out, he kind of
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: cracked a smile. It was just kind of like, he
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: didn't look too goofy.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: He just dresses, like, kind of like... He's just kind
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: of fancy. Well, it's not even fully fancy. It's not
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: like three-piece suit fancy. He dresses like a douche. It's
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: kind of preppy douche from an 80s movie. Like, he's
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: always got, like, the little driving cap on. Sometimes he
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: wears the gloves to go with it. I swear last
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: time I saw him, he had like a scarf, but
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: it was like thrown over one shoulder. Like he's always got.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Some sort of. I swear to God, if that motherfucker
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: shows up with a goddamn ascot, I don't know what
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: You're going to be.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: Mucker fucker. I can't even speak.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You're going to be super impressed because he's wearing an ascot.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Smoking jacket.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Dude, we should piece together like. Some decoupage art of
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: like Billy Zane in the worst possible douchey outfit that
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: he could possibly wear. And then have him sign that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: He'll probably be like, oh, I like this one.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: I remember.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: This is my favorite shirt.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: How else did we see that was awesome?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: The biggest star in the world, the creeper truck.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Obviously. I'm going to talk to the truck. Get him
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: to sign a picture.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Get him to sign it. He rolls a dirty tire
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: over a piece of paper and you take that home.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: And then they had a guy in there wearing the outfit,
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: signing autographs. I'm like, dude, the guy who was in
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: the fucking movies over there. What are you, who are you?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I'm in the costume. Obviously I'm the creeper. He's cosplayer,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: which the creeper dude was cool. We've talked to him before.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: And that's something I didn't see at this convention was like, maybe,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: maybe there's no cosplayers doing, you know, how like a
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: lot of the comic conventions, there's like cosplay girls and they're,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: they're taking pictures, uh, At booths. At booths, like, for money.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't see any horror cosplay girls, which is kind
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: of odd, because I figured they would have cashed in
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: on that area, too.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: We were kind of, like, speeding through it there for
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: a while, though, so we might have just missed it.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: By the time I got over-peopled, I was like, all right,
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: this is awesome, but yeah, I need to go. I
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: want to go see Don Coscarelli.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: There's only so much we can interact with the humans.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: I want to go see Don Coscarelli, and then I
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: want to go. Yeah. I do like the air freshener
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: I bought for my car, though. It's a It's the
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Mystic Seer little devil skull, not devil skull, devil head
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: that's on there with, you know, the Shatner episode.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Saw Courtney Gaines. He's cool. Outlander!
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Saw Roach.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Which apparently, I was telling you, this is his 10-year anniversary.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: They met 10 years ago at the convention, so they
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: were renewing their vows. Now I'm confused. Did they meet
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: 10 years ago? Did they get married 10 years ago?
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I told you that's dangerous territory because you're just fueling
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the fire for every geek out there that's like.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: You mean I missed my shot with Devin Sawa?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: But not with Don Cascarone. I say go for it. Dude,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you saw his shirt. He's super cool.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: I know, right?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like every one of those people
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that's like, one day, one day I will totally marry
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Phyllis Rose and she'll be awesome and we'll be together.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'll learn the hard way. It wasn't just a movie.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a stand-in after all. Oh God, I thought
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it was fake.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I thought it was fake.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Well, she's a delightful person.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: She's adorable. I love Phyllis Rose.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: She has a good sense of humor about the whole thing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: She is definitely, like, she has leaned into it. Like,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: many people would be, like, mortified by the fact that that's, like,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the defining moment in their career. And she's like, screw that. Like,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: people love it. I'm going to go with it. Like,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: she's super cool. Has she done anything else? I mean,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: she's still making horror movies. She's got, like, a huge, like,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: following in just the horror circles. So she still turns
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: up in stuff pretty regularly.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: She made another movie, obviously, because when I got my
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: picture signed, when I got to the sleepaway camp, Autograph.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: She signed another picture for free and gave it to me,
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: and I have no idea what that movie was.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's making a lot of new movies. I mean,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: it's like low-budget horror a lot of times, but again,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: she knows her crowd, so she sticks with it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: Judy wasn't there this time, though.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Judy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: She's a delight, too. I started following her after we
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: met her last time, and every once in a while,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: she just posts another picture of her, like.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Sideways ponytail.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Wearing a shirt that says her own name
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: on it, and.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: Why don't I do that?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: She likes a lot of the fan artwork she comes across.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to start wearing a shirt that has
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: Misty across it and a sideways ponytail.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: That, I don't doubt, actually.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Is that just to hers? Because I don't like ponytails. Like,
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: two ponytails? Braided pigtails? Because I can have my own thing.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Braided pigtails is pretty cool.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: One braided side pig ponytail.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, braided on the side is a different thing.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You don't normally see that.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't see that.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: We saw Marcy Darcy.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Depending on where she was in the series, yes, eventually
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: she was Marcy Darcy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: That's more fun to say.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: She is always cool.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Marcy Rhodes just isn't as fun to say as Marcy Darcy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: But that guy.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: He was cute in the day.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He's adorable. Come on.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Whatever happened to him?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Ted McGinley? Is that his name?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: He became the curse of every sitcom.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Jefferson?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Jefferson came in usually and ruined the sitcom and it
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: went under almost immediately. Except when he showed up on
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Married with Children because you can't defeat Married with Children.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: You can't.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: They only stopped when they got tired of doing it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: They were like, dude, it's like 11 years.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: We're tired.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: We want to do other stuff.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, they would have kept on rolling. Jefferson can't defeat them.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they had like a lot of people. They had
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: like epic, like iconic things too. Like, you know, Fright
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Night people. They had fucking Chris Sarandon was there. The guy,
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: William Ragsdale. Is that his name?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: William Ragsdale was there. They were doing a lot of.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: A lot of reunion stuff. I think that usually suckers
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: people in.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: Wasn't the friend there too or did he cancel?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Which friend? Stephen Jeffries? Was he there? I think he
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: was there, yeah.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Was he the one that I thought?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you thought he was a different person.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: I thought he was a person.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: I just saw a small picture on my phone and
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I'm just like, she had short hair. Maybe that's her.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: But we saw her there and that was a totally
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: different person.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: She was way cuter than him.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: She's way cuter than him.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: It was a small picture.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Amanda's adorable. Come on now.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: She was.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Still mad Mark Singer still hasn't come to a convention
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: around me?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I think he's just avoiding you because he knows you're
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: living the dream. You've got the same fantasy. One day
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: it'll be our 10 year anniversary. We met at the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: convention and we got married immediately. And I oiled him
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: up right there at the ceremony.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Well, duh. I mean, would you blame me?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: No offense, boyfriend.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, you know. You can come to the wedding
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: if you want.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Your list isn't laminated.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: He never laminated.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Well, we had an awesome time.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: We did.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: We want to discuss things we've seen lately.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Only thing we've seen lately, aside from the ID channel
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: on multiple, multiple murder shows.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You watch a lot of murder shows.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: We do, which is why the only thing we've actually,
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: the only movie that we successfully watched would be... another
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: repeat showing of I Know What You Did Last Summer,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: so I'm not really sure what we could rehash to
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: make it not the same thing that it's always been. Awesome.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: One of the greatest movies ever. I fucking love that movie.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: I don't even give a shit.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: It's, again, like, it knows what it's doing, and it
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: does it so well. Like, even just the trailer. I always, like,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: reference that as, like, one of.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: The most awesome trailers.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: And the soundtrack.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Again, because it, like, banks on that awesome soundtrack in
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the trailer. It cuts everything so perfectly with the music. Like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: it is just perfectly put together that, like, I remember
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the first time I saw it, I went, oh, shit,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I need to see that. Every time I see the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: trailer now, I'm like, the same thing happens. I'm just like, ah, shit,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I need to rewatch that. Like, it's just, it's so awesome.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: And then it reminds me, oh, yeah, I do need
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to watch that movie again because it's awesome.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: And I always forget that Anne Heche's in it. And
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: then I'm like, oh, yeah, she's dead, isn't she?
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: That sucks.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: She's not cool. I'm glad we didn't see her at
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: a convention.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's crazy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I've not only heard stories, but I've heard her on
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a podcast before and she was not very nice. So,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: no offense, rest in peace or whatever. I'm just glad
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not hanging out with her.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that movie. I fucking love it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I'll hang out with love instead.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: But yeah, my whole thing is, because I was a
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: big fan of the book, and I'm not going to
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: compare the two, but I never can remember who the
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: killer is, or why, how I get- Gordon Fisherman? Because
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I can never remember. I'm like, hold on, wait, who
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: got killed? How does this guy tie into it?
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I think every time I'm in the frozen food section,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, he's right there by that fish.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: Hold on, did you say the Gordman's Fisherman or the
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Gortman's Fisherman?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know, both of them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Did you say T or D?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: No.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: In my head. Mrs.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Paul's.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, another fucking Mandela effect. I don't remember
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: it being Gortman's Fisherman.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Gorton's. Is it not Gorton's?
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: No, it's not Gorton's.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Is it Berenstain?
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: No, it's Gorton's.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: It's Gortman's.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Gorton's Fisherman.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Is it Thornton's?
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Dude, what the fuck?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Is there an N in Thornton's?
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what the fuck?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: The world is falling apart. Our reality is falling apart.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: But I can never remember exactly what it is. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: guess because the book is so ingrained in my head.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I know exactly who the killer is and I can
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: play it out in my head. But in the movie,
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: I can never remember who the fuck the fisherman was.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's been a long time, so I probably
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't remember either. So let's not spoil it. I do
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: need to rewatch it again.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Or who got killed or why they got killed or
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: what the fuck's.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Going on over here. I think I mostly remember.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Is there a drug deal going on over here?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Cool. We're also up to shady behavior in the parking lot,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: so we can't really call them out.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: We've got shady behavior in the Bye Bye Baby parking
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: lot over here. They're scoring some... Whatever the fuck it
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: is they're scoring. We see you. Hopefully they don't see
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: me seeing them then come after us. That seems like
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: another horror movie from the 90s.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Probably. I know what you did in the parking lot.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Of Golf Galaxy. Not sponsored at all. Thank you very much.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Could be.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: I do not. Did we watch anything else? No. We
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: did but I can't remember what it was. We watched
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: a movie.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: We did?
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: It had Jean-Claude Van Damme in it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: What?
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: We did.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I like that you've completely blocked us out.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: We watched a movie. Was it Time Cop?
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Which one did we watch where there's a cyborg? Cyborg's
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: the only.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Other one I can think of. We watched Cyborg.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I forgot about that. Yeah, I got on this weird kick.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, you know what? I want to watch
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: fucking Cyborg tonight. Yeah, I forgot about that.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Directed by a friend of the show, Albert Pughn. I mean,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: before he probably got kicked off of it. He got
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: kicked off of most of his movies. But I think
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: he might have finished Cyborg.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I like Cyborg. That was a great movie. And
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it's weird. I mean, it was weird when it came out,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you know. But, yeah, it was great. That's a great movie.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I'd never seen it before, but, you know.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You kind of watched it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: I did. I watched it because, you know, again, young
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Jean-Claude Van Damme. Pretty fucking hot. Before the mullet.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Whoever decided the mullet version of Jean-Claude Van Damme was
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: a good idea.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: It's like a Romany mullet, too. It was kind of
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: like curly. It was kind of like.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Once he got to those movies, that was a different mode.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what was going on. But it
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: seems like we watched something else, too, but I can't
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: remember what it was, either.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Did I watch another action movie?
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Possibly. You did. I didn't watch that one at all
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: because it was in a different language.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was in a different language. It
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: was all reading. Oh, dude.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I watched.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. What was it?
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Um... Kung Fu.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Kung Fu Hustle.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I watched Kung Fu Hustle. That was
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: a great movie.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: That's a beloved movie.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Fucking bananas.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy, but it's fucking awesome. Because I wanted
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: to watch Kung Pao, but I couldn't find it. My
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: kid was telling me, because my kid's a fucking nerd now.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you just go to this site, and
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: you can like watch it for free and I was
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: like what she's like yeah just go here and I
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: was like I'm not.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: Gonna do that that sounds shady.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah well my kids like she's tapped into the internet
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: she knows what's going on yeah she's tapped into like
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: games and she's like yeah it's $ 70 but I just
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: pirated it and I was just like what okay.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: And now the police are going to be knocking on
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: her door.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Allegedly. Allegedly.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: We don't know nothing about that. Well, I watched a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: tie-in to today's activities, and not on purpose. This was
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: actually a week or two ago, which I hadn't even...
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I remembered that he was
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: coming to the event, let alone knew that I was
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: going to be standing in front of him. But I
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: did watch one that somehow kept missing, or I think
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: even had a copy for a long time, and hadn't
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: watched The Midnight Meat Train.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: It's been forever since I've seen that. I don't remember
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: liking it, though.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Well, I remember just knowing about it.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Was Vinnie Jones in that?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Vinnie Jones is the creepy dude on the subway.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I don't remember watching it, either. We watched it, though,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: didn't we?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I know we did.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I remembered you guys telling me about it, and I
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: was like, well.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: What was our review? Did we not like it?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I think I know what you would have issue with.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: What did I have issues with?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Well, the same thing I had issue with. Because that's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: the thing. As a story, it's awesome. And to me,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: it's the perfect... Like first feature in a double feature
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: with Cabin in the Woods. Because it's the most like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: here's a big thing going on and you're not going
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to realize that until it's all too late. So that aside,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: the issue I had was it was 2008. I just
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: double checked the year on it. And the effects are 2008.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Which means they're not practical anymore. They are really bad
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: 2000s CG. There is an eyeball scene that is like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: speaking of cringy, oh my God, like it is so
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: hard as a movie geek to watch that. And like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: it is just a cartoon. Like it is, it is
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: so bad. And I'm like, I'm sure at the time
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, we're using these newfangled CG graphics.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: You remember when Vinnie Jones was the next hot new thing?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, he was for a minute. And then time
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: moved on. You know, what are you going to do?
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Sometimes we don't catch on.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Like we think we're going to.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: He got beat up by a guy in the bathroom,
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: and then nobody cared about him being a tough guy anymore.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Didn't he start singing or something?
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: In my head, I can hear Vinnie Jones singing, and
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's great, but it's a thing that happened,
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was funny he got little Bradley Cooper.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: He was like such a kid then. That was right
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: before he started to break. Because he probably wouldn't have
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: bothered to make this low-budget horror movie if he'd already
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: gotten super famous off his babysitting and watching movies.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: I didn't need to watch it again, though. It's been
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: a long time.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I think everything else. If you take out the cheesy
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: gore that's done with CG, there's a decent amount of
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: actual blood that gets dumped everywhere. But when it's in action,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it's usually some bad CG splatter going on.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Did Clive Barker have anything to do with the movie?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: He probably produced it or whatever I mean it's not
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: like he directed it like the early ones so but.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he like wrote the screenplay or
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: like produced it or I.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Think he is listed as co-writer but again.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: That could just be from him having written the story
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: I still.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Think the story's good like I still think the overall
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: story's really cool and like even the version of it
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: that we get on screen without the cheesy CG like
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: it's still pretty solid as a like it's equally like
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: sort of horror movie of like watching people, watching people
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: get bludgeon butchered on a train as much as like
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a mystery too. You've got, you know, the, the goofy
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: guy that like catches a different stuff, taking photos. And
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: then he starts trying to piece together the mystery. So
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: he's got the cork board in the living room and
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: he's got strings going everywhere and he's starting to lose
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: his mind. So I think that version of the story
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: is pretty cool too, that it does tell a good
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: mystery that you're trying to, The more he digs into it,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: the weirder shit gets.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: Was that based on one of his short stories, or
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: was it like a full length?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's a short story, yeah. I think it's
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: one of his older Books of Blood kind of things.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: It's not one that I've read, so I need to
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: go back and read some more of his stuff.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's probably relatively different.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've read a few, but I haven't read
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: the complete Clive Barker collection.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Now you have a goal.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, there's so many times where
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I've been like, I want to watch that, and then
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I either didn't have a copy, or then I had
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a copy, which is what always happens when I have
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: my physical media. It gets all piled And I don't
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: have room to do anything and I can't find it
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: if I want to anyway. So this finally, this last
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: time as it cycled back through as I'm searching for
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: something else and I found that, I was like, oh.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Shit, here it is.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep this out over here so I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: can find it and I can make use of it.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: And I actually did this time.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: Yay.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: So I watched Midnight Meat Train.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: I will one of these days again watch it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: It's fun. Again, just turn your brain off when it
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: comes to CG time. Everything else is cool.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Maybe it'll be one of those that I'll watch it
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: while I'm cross-stitching or something. Or I can kind of
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: look up, and if I think something stupid's going to happen,
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: I can look down.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I still like watching movies for real. TV is usually
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: how I leave on in the background.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: That's usually my murder stories. I still listen, and so
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: I still know what's going on in the story.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I watch whatever. I don't seek out murder shows, but usually, like,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Friday nights, there's nothing but murder shows on, and I'm
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: doing something else, so I'll just leave it on, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, are they still talking about this same murder?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: It's been two hours. Is that person not dead yet?
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: They're more dead than they were earlier.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I guess so, because they drug it out for two hours.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: But along the TV lines, there is one that's, I mean, again,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: the rules don't apply anymore. Everything's blurry. Everything's a gray area,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: so TV isn't TV. But of series, speaking of being
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: behind the times, I also just started in about midway
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: through on Yellow Jackets.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: I have not yet seen that, but I want to
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Everybody was talking about it when it first came out. So, again,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: behind the times. But they, once again, put it on
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: a freaking streaming channel that I don't have. That was
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: really frustrating because I wanted to see it then because
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: everybody I knew that was in the cast was like,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: that sounds awesome. I want to watch that. And I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: heard people raving about it. And I was like, okay,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: but I can't watch it right now. They just dropped
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: the first season on the generic channel that I do have.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: It's the generic channel, so I can watch it, too. Oh,
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: I don't have Netflix.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I barely still do. Although now it's super cheap with
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the commercials. So, and they're minimal. I was shocked. Like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: it's like 15 second run sometimes. So it's pretty minimal.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: I'll be damned.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's, um, it's awesome. Like I, again, I'm
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: just kind of midway through, but here was the part
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I was waiting to tell you about the most crazy
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: character is Misty.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: So if you're going to wear your shirt and your
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: side braided ponytail, definitely wear the shirt, because everybody should know.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Who plays the character Misty? It's like Christina Ricci?
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: It's Christina Ricci.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, okay.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Or one, again, it's a time slippage, so it's like
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: we're going back to younger versions, so there's a younger
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: version of Misty, and then the grown-up version of Misty
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: is Christina Ricci, who is badass.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: By the way.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Those Mistys are, by the way.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but I mean, this is such a good
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: role for her. Again, as anybody knows, continues on in
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: their career it's harder to find good roles it's even
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: harder for women to find good roles as like again
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: all of these girls are very much and they constantly
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: kind of reference the fact that like look we're in
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: our mid 40s now like they're referencing stuff from when
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: they were teenagers so they're all like look we're grown
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: ups so why are we still going through all this
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: bullshit and so as you know you've got all these
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: actors that are moving on in their careers and like
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you don't always get good roles and like this is
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: a fascinating role like she is so complex like she
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: is a lot of things going on so yeah definitely
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: worth watching just for that but you've also got like
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: so many other great cast members so it's really impressive
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: so far and I assumed like my take on it
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: when other people described it and like it's Mean Girls
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: meets Lord of the Flies And then so I got
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: into it, I'm like, yep, that's pretty much exactly what
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: we're dealing with. And then after a little while, it's like, oh,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: and there's kind of a little paranormal thing going on here.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: There's a little bit of loft.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Just enough of like, I don't know what's going on,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: but it's not normal. It's not officially paranormal yet, but
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: it's not normal. Something creepy is going on. So yeah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: it's been a lot of fun. I'm really enjoying it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: And again, amazing cast. And just such a weird story
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: that like, this is what, again, you get such, random
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: stuff on streaming now, because stuff that I'm like, I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: don't think any network would have ever, even a cable,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: like even Showtime and HBO back in the day, might
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: not have gotten on board with this weird, complex story,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: but it is really impressive.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: One of these days, when they put it on a
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: channel that I have, I'll watch it.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Or when they put it out on Blu-ray, but they
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: probably won't, because they want actual media to disappear.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of do.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: It's a sad thing.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I was just defending it the other day. And somebody
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: was like, whatever old man, nobody likes Blu-rays. I was like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: shut up. I watched my special edition with extra stuff
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: that you don't have. I'm still sticking with it as
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: long as I can for good stuff. I mean, there's
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: plenty of stuff I watch streaming, but like for stuff
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: that I already know I love, like, I'm going to
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: buy it in a physical media so I can watch
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: it again.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: Which I didn't realize how much of a difference there
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: actually was between Blu-ray and DVD until we watched the
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: DVD versions of Mallrats. And I was just like, what
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: the fuck is this grainy shit?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: It looks like they're drawing comic books for you.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Dude, seriously, what the fuck?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I still watch DVD, though. I do, just because they're cheap.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: So if it is something I'm picking up that I
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't know much about it or haven't seen for the
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: first time, now you can get a DVD version for
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: a dollar, which is cheaper than buying and streaming. I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: don't care. Why wouldn't I?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I still got, like, hackers on DVD.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Well, again, I was raised on VHS at best. I mean,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I was watching network television originally. I was raised on
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: VHS movies. I was raised on scrambled porn. Oh, that too,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: but I could never get it to come in right. Exactly.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: And you fry the box trying to jam a screwdriver
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: in there. It sucks. So, yeah. Again, to me, sometimes
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the picture not looking that perfect. Like, I don't know
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: that I want to go down the 4K, 5,000 extra
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: glibbits and globbits. I don't care. I'm like, you're getting
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: too good. Again, the first time I saw the extra
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: super digital stuff when they started running live TV like that,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it looks too real. It's weird. It's fucked up. Like,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I want everything looking like that. So, yeah,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I'm fine with, you know, Blu-rays probably as much as
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I really need. Yeah. It's fine.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was awesome. I'm enjoying that. So I'm
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: looking forward to in another year when the second season drops,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I can get caught up with people from a year ago.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Only now it'll be two years by that time. So yeah, streaming.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: It's frustrating.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Just give it to me right now. Quit messing around.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: I'm still watching my murder show. That's all I got.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Those people are long dead.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm still trying to figure out if Adnan Syed
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: killed him and Lee or not. Because I thought for
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: sure that he was innocent. And then I'll listen to
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: another podcast. And now I'm for sure that he's guilty.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: And now I listen to a different podcast. And I
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: have no idea what's going on.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: You can't believe people on podcasts.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: They'll say anything.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I did chase that guy away today. Because he came
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: up and asked what media outlet we were with. And
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I specifically was like, ooh, this will get rid of him.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Watch this. Oh, it's a podcast. He's like, oh.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: And he walked out. I don't even know if I
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: got it okay. He just like, we didn't have a
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: card because I've given up on that at this point.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: And then he just walked off without even saying, oh, well,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you guys suck.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I still think you should just steal like other cards
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: from other businesses.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: Like you're stealing my plan. No.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, we were at a table. I couldn't just
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: talk about it. Grab one off of Don Cascaro's table
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: and be like, yep, here I am. I'm a massive
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: film director.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Well, no, you were saying to hand them somebody else's card.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I was saying just grab other cards.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: First I started off, then we segued into just taking
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: a Sharpie and writing your info on that person's card.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean like scratching their name out and their occupation.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Nope, I'll be done.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: The Sharpie's too thick. You got to use an ink pen.
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: You could use the fine tip Sharpies. Those do exist.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Use a pilot.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: I know how you like your fancy pins.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I like my fancy pins.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: Well, they're not even that fancy.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: The gel pins?
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: The gel pins, yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: My point is, you can't believe people on podcasts. They'll
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: say anything.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Are you calling me a liar?
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I'm saying you listen to podcasts. That's a bad idea.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: I don't listen to this podcast.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Well, obviously not. Why would you listen to this podcast?
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: That having been said, thank you to the people at
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Scarefest for letting this awesome podcast show up at their event.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: And hang out and go see a super cool author dude.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: And he signed some stuff. A super cool director dude.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: And he signed your thing. And he fended off a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: crazy person. And it was an awesome day. Hell yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: it was. So, thank you to Scarefest for letting us
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: be part of it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Which is getting bigger and better every year.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: It really is. It's, again, like I.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Just don't go parking in shady ass fucking alleys.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Well, parking is its own issue.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was kind of a bait and switch there,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: you know. Got that nice parking lot, and the guy's like,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: 20 bucks, park here.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, go down the, you see that guy at the
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: end of the alley? Like, way down there, two blocks away.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: You were like, wait, two alleys down?
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the way down there? Yeah, two blocks away.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Are we parking somebody's yard?
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, parking somebody's yard.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Someone's yard. Is this right? I still don't know if
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: they got the okay on that.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: We had to exit by driving through the entire fucking yard,
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: because they blocked us in.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Not shady at all. I don't know what
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. So thank you to Scarefest for letting
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: us come and be part of all the fun. Go
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: to scarefestweekend.com and start planning your trip there next year.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Well, there will probably be even more people.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Probably. Every year I keep thinking, all right, this is
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: all that can cram in there. That's a lot of people.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: And then the next year I'll get there, there's more people.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: But they even had less room than they did last
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: time because they didn't use the third, the bottom.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't use the bottom floor where they usually
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: put all the celebrity people.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Or do they usually put people there? Or is that
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: just the Lexington Comic Con?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: No, they all put them there, I thought.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're rounding out the year. I'm sure
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with some other... weird activities in the
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: near future thank you for going on this journey both
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: of you yay and all you people out there listening
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  Speaker 1: all two of you thousands of you otherwise that about
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  Speaker 1: does it we will return next time same geek feed
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  Speaker 1: thanks for listening bye.
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  Speaker 5: See ya.
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  Speaker 4: I got a little girl who's on my mind.
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  Speaker 3: No doubt about it, she looks so fine.
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  Speaker 1: She's the best girl.
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  Speaker 3: That I ever had. Sometimes it's gonna make me feel
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  Speaker 3: so bad.
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  Speaker 1: La, la, la, la.
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  Speaker 3: Hush, hush, I thought I heard her calling my name now.
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  Speaker 1: Hush, hush, she broke my heart but I'll never just
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  Speaker 1: say now.
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  Speaker 3: Hush, hush, I thought I.
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  Speaker 1: Heard her calling.
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  Speaker 5: My name now.
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  Speaker 3: Hush, hush, I need your love in a night that's
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  Speaker 3: free now.
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  Speaker 5: I got early in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: I love her like we've seen Only took.
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  Speaker 3: One touch of her hand Blown my mind and I'm
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  Speaker 3: in so deep That I can't eat y'all and I
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  Speaker 3: can't sleep Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
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  Speaker 1: .
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  Speaker 3: .
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  Speaker 2: Like me with recognizing, or not recognizing any Crow movies,
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  Speaker 2: aside from the original.
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  Speaker 1: We won't go down that road.
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  Speaker 2: All the other ones don't exist.
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  Speaker 1: Let's not go down that road again. Especially since I
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  Speaker 1: just did a whole episode on it.
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  Speaker 2: My friend Larry said, You're going to watch one of
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  Speaker 2: them one of these days. Fuck you, Larry. I still
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  Speaker 2: haven't watched one, and I still won't, so I'm still winning.
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  Speaker 4: This episode is a production of Movie Meltdown, produced and
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  Speaker 4: edited by The Oddity Studios, with opening music performed by
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  Speaker 4: The Empires. For more on how to sponsor or support
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  Speaker 4: the show, email producer at moviemeltdown.com.
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  Speaker 5: Talk hard!
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  Speaker 1: This program?
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  Speaker 5: Is a proud member of the Battleship Pretension Fleet.