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- 0:02Speaker 1: Hello everyone. Hi there, my name is Chris Farah. Welcome
- 0:05Speaker 1: to my channel where come follow me down into the
- 0:10Speaker 1: valley night where all the flowers bloom. You guys, if
- 0:18Speaker 1: you're listening on YouTube high or you could be listening
- 0:21Speaker 1: on my RSS podcast Vanity Farah. Either way, we are
- 0:25Speaker 1: talking Traders. This is season four. It's an episode recap
- 0:30Speaker 1: of multiple episodes, so this is six through eight. I'm
- 0:33Speaker 1: super excited to talk to you all. As you guys know,
- 0:37Speaker 1: Peacock is releasing on Thursday's episodes of Traders, so this
- 0:42Speaker 1: is a little behind, but at the same time you
- 0:45Speaker 1: will be you yew will be up to date hopefully
- 0:51Speaker 1: as you go into the next batch at the same
- 0:54Speaker 1: time as we look ahead on the dock at High.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Are you guys interested in the fact that Love Is
- 0:58Speaker 1: Blind is premiering new season? Love is Blind is dropping, Ohio?
- 1:05Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? I'm excited to do it.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I don't know if you're gonna be watching Hawaiian dude,
- 1:09Speaker 1: if you're a big Love Is Blonde fan, I'm excited
- 1:12Speaker 1: to get some you know, fresh batch of singles just
- 1:15Speaker 1: in time for Valentine's Day. I'm wearing red across the board.
- 1:19Speaker 1: If you're in YouTube land, please go ahead and like
- 1:23Speaker 1: this video, Please subscribe to YouTube. I'm gonna wait a
- 1:26Speaker 1: little bit and just let people populate the room before
- 1:29Speaker 1: I get into it. But how are you guys? Hi?
- 1:32Speaker 1: If you are into watching my YouTube channel or if
- 1:37Speaker 1: you've been keeping abreast, Yes, this is a see through
- 1:41Speaker 1: like a see through screen that's supposed to have you
- 1:44Speaker 1: not see what's behind it, which is the messiest apartment
- 1:48Speaker 1: as I transfer this apartment to a new apartment I'm
- 1:51Speaker 1: moving to. I've been in this one for fifteen years,
- 1:54Speaker 1: and I find that shocking, and I'm like, once I
- 1:58Speaker 1: said it out loud, I was like, oh my god,
- 1:59Speaker 1: and it's just every time horrifying. So you know, at
- 2:02Speaker 1: the same time, how lovely for me that I get
- 2:05Speaker 1: to just throw things away. I did not move yet.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I can't wait too. I'm gonna fully show on YouTube,
- 2:10Speaker 1: even though it's not recappy. In my new place and
- 2:12Speaker 1: like talk about decorating and stuff like that, I've decided
- 2:14Speaker 1: I just want to have some fun, like with some
- 2:16Speaker 1: other content. But yeah, no, I basically in La it's
- 2:21Speaker 1: been super hot and super chill the whole time, and
- 2:24Speaker 1: the entire other country weatherwise has been going through it,
- 2:27Speaker 1: but it started raining this week, so I technically am
- 2:30Speaker 1: moving next week and I'm hoping that it's not going
- 2:32Speaker 1: to rain. I'm moving from my home of twenty five years. Pieces.
- 2:38Speaker 1: First of all, thank you so much for sharing that
- 2:39Speaker 1: for me with me. Second thing is, yeah, okay, I
- 2:43Speaker 1: thought obviously saying fifteen years was a whole hell of
- 2:45Speaker 1: a lot, and it is right, But twenty five years
- 2:47Speaker 1: is a lot too. It's like it can do nothing
- 2:51Speaker 1: if not have a complete change on your nervous system,
- 2:55Speaker 1: to suddenly put yourself in a new setting, visual the
- 3:00Speaker 1: whole thing all the time. Like it's just it's a lot.
- 3:03Speaker 1: I'm super excited for what that brings, and like same
- 3:05Speaker 1: for you Pieces like pieces, Like honestly, it has to
- 3:09Speaker 1: be a good energy shift, just you know, I think
- 3:13Speaker 1: that everything changes and shifts anyway, So to sort of
- 3:16Speaker 1: facilitate that, it will like shake some cobwebs cobwebs up.
- 3:21Speaker 1: It might like be it is uncomfortable to change, right,
- 3:26Speaker 1: but at the same time, there's always untold riches at
- 3:30Speaker 1: the end. So yeah, also some surprises. Also that thing
- 3:33Speaker 1: is perfect, So that's something that's hard for me. I
- 3:36Speaker 1: tend to want everything to be perfect, and then when
- 3:38Speaker 1: there's setbacks or when there's small things, I'm like, oh
- 3:41Speaker 1: my god, I'm very anxious. I'm so sorry. I'm so
- 3:46Speaker 1: I'm not I'm laughing because I get you so much. Yeah,
- 3:50Speaker 1: I'm so. I'm so anxious. I have to get my
- 3:53Speaker 1: cousin to come help me. I'm getting movers to move well.
- 3:56Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I don't have like, you know,
- 3:59Speaker 1: just like a bunch of like strapping men in my life,
- 4:02Speaker 1: like children or whatever, to like, you know, carry things
- 4:05Speaker 1: for me, like in big trucks. That's not my life.
- 4:07Speaker 1: So I literally have to hire movers so they can
- 4:09Speaker 1: move like my mattress and my big bed. But yeah,
- 4:12Speaker 1: like all of it, just to go through it, and
- 4:14Speaker 1: then even throwing things away that don't bring joy. Let's
- 4:17Speaker 1: just say you're going through things and you're like, oh,
- 4:19Speaker 1: that doesn't spark joy. I actually never use it. I've
- 4:21Speaker 1: never used it. Sometimes I get anxious just throwing things away.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I can see how I could become a order. I could,
- 4:32Speaker 1: I think, because yes, I think that I assign sentimental
- 4:36Speaker 1: value to items sometimes where I'm like, for instance, okay,
- 4:40Speaker 1: for instance, I'm gonna show you something right now. I'm
- 4:43Speaker 1: gonna show you something right now, and then I'll start
- 4:44Speaker 1: the I'll start the recap. Don't even worr about it,
- 4:47Speaker 1: and now remind myself to make a comment. I want
- 4:48Speaker 1: to start. It's okay, I'm moving. There's all this stuff everywhere. Right,
- 4:52Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you something that I have never used.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I'll never use because it's like I'm never gonna I
- 4:57Speaker 1: don't really know how to use it. And it's like
- 4:59Speaker 1: mama thing, but like I don't want to throw it
- 5:01Speaker 1: away because I spiritually think that something could happen to
- 5:05Speaker 1: me if I do, or I think it's bad. Okay,
- 5:09Speaker 1: it's a Pisce's candle, like you know, I have like
- 5:11Speaker 1: some like kind of like hippy dippy, witchy kind of
- 5:13Speaker 1: Pisce's candle. And I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed
- 5:16Speaker 1: to do. Was I supposed to burn it? I never did?
- 5:19Speaker 1: Am I supposed to burn it during my season? Technically
- 5:22Speaker 1: that's starting shit? So am I supposed to burn it?
- 5:25Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't throw it away? See this is what
- 5:27Speaker 1: you do? See I've never ye this is you? How old?
- 5:29Speaker 1: This is? You know? Howld at this I bought this.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I think I didn't buy this this someone gave this
- 5:33Speaker 1: to me. I'm just gonna go ahead and put out
- 5:35Speaker 1: a year like at least six years ago. I just
- 5:37Speaker 1: never used it because I just don't, like, you know,
- 5:40Speaker 1: what it is. I'll say. First of all, I'm like,
- 5:42Speaker 1: I don't know when I was supposed to use it.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm just supposed to burn it.
- 5:45Speaker 1: I'm very boogie about my candles and about the smells
- 5:49Speaker 1: that emit from them, so I just but at the
- 5:51Speaker 1: same time, now I'm like, I wonder if I should
- 5:54Speaker 1: just burn it, says you know, since it's literally the
- 5:56Speaker 1: season I'm about to move. So now I just talk
- 5:58Speaker 1: myself out of bit. And that's how horrid work. And
- 6:00Speaker 1: you know, can you imagine doing that in your mind?
- 6:02Speaker 1: For everything? I mean, this is what it is. I
- 6:04Speaker 1: help me. And also God bless you pieces. Okay, my
- 6:09Speaker 1: birthday's coming up, yes, March seventh. Okay, you guys, let's
- 6:12Speaker 1: get into this recap. We're gonna start. Hi. Welcome. If
- 6:16Speaker 1: you are in the YouTube room. Hello, We're going to
- 6:20Speaker 1: talk about Traders season four. It's an episode six through
- 6:23Speaker 1: eight mega recap and also if you're listening. Hi, welcome
- 6:28Speaker 1: Vanity Farah. My name is Chris Farah my podcast. If
- 6:31Speaker 1: you are listening, please give five stars wherever you listen
- 6:34Speaker 1: to podcasts or like, subscribe, follow whatever you'd like to do,
- 6:38Speaker 1: honey on whatever social media that you enjoy. Chris Farah,
- 6:42Speaker 1: Chris Elfair or Vanabe Farah across the board. I'm excited
- 6:45Speaker 1: about Traders. As I know, Peacock is releasing episodes on Thursday,
- 6:50Speaker 1: which will happen and then we get a fresh batch
- 6:52Speaker 1: of that. But we also have so much on the
- 6:53Speaker 1: docket besides that. Of course, nine to Day Fiance Single
- 6:57Speaker 1: Life premiered this week and that was really exciting. We
- 7:00Speaker 1: got some confessions and some shocks there. Of course before
- 7:04Speaker 1: the ninety days nine of their Fiance is happening, and
- 7:07Speaker 1: as I mentioned, Love is Blind is happening. So so
- 7:12Speaker 1: many TV shows, so little time, So much happened in
- 7:15Speaker 1: the world. Why ever, leave your couch, no need, just
- 7:18Speaker 1: stay there. You know, hopefully you have a friend. Oh right,
- 7:22Speaker 1: I'm excited about this. The fashions have been so good
- 7:26Speaker 1: on Traders. It's interesting because it used to be like,
- 7:29Speaker 1: obviously Alan would have great fashion and there'd be some
- 7:33Speaker 1: people that would know to throw down and like do
- 7:35Speaker 1: the lord's work or whatever. But like it does feel
- 7:37Speaker 1: like everyone now knows they have to come with it.
- 7:40Speaker 1: If not, the stylists work with everyone to procure what
- 7:45Speaker 1: feels like perfect wardrobes before making them come on the show. Yeah,
- 7:49Speaker 1: I A, that's really exciting, and B. Dispatch of episodes
- 7:54Speaker 1: obviously goes through the Black Feast, which was really over
- 7:59Speaker 1: the top aesthetically, a fucking feast. You know, I really
- 8:03Speaker 1: enjoy the fact that Traders does give us camp. It
- 8:06Speaker 1: does give us over the topness in a kind of
- 8:09Speaker 1: RuPaul's drag, you know, kind of race way that is
- 8:14Speaker 1: fabulous and is like a visual scrumptious, luxurious decadent, you know,
- 8:19Speaker 1: like Smorgasboard of fashion and you know, like style, beauty,
- 8:23Speaker 1: all of it. I like it, you know, I think
- 8:26Speaker 1: that also it's interesting, you know, we shift culturally and
- 8:29Speaker 1: then there was a whole moment where it feels like
- 8:31Speaker 1: pop culture and culture just style wise, was like clean
- 8:35Speaker 1: girl aesthetics, you know, like you know, pushbacked hair, you know,
- 8:38Speaker 1: like really pulled back, and then just like just dewey
- 8:42Speaker 1: ass makeup, like makeup that looks like it was just
- 8:45Speaker 1: spray painted on, wet as hell and then just left.
- 8:48Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like makeup that looks to
- 8:51Speaker 1: me kind of like if the women from the End
- 8:56Speaker 1: of Death becomes her when they're again spray painted on,
- 8:59Speaker 1: if they were Instagram models. You know what I'm saying, Like,
- 9:03Speaker 1: we're moving away from all of that to a little
- 9:05Speaker 1: more fun, and that's exciting for me. I mean, I
- 9:08Speaker 1: still am enjoying like a muted eyeliner on' you know,
- 9:12Speaker 1: right now it's just eyeshadow. But girls are doing brown eyeliners.
- 9:15Speaker 1: You know, they're giving a little something. Zara Larson, I
- 9:18Speaker 1: feel like, you know, ushered in kind of like a
- 9:20Speaker 1: night two thousand and sixteen, mixed with a Lisa Frank
- 9:24Speaker 1: vibe that's like blue eyeshadow and you know, sunkissed pink cheeks.
- 9:29Speaker 1: I just read on Reddit that beauty makeup artist Lisa
- 9:35Speaker 1: I think Edelstein forgot one of them, one of the
- 9:38Speaker 1: famous makeup artists, and I just will go back and
- 9:39Speaker 1: find out who that is. I'm so sorry. I literally
- 9:41Speaker 1: just read it. Like moments before I pushed play had
- 9:44Speaker 1: done a masterclass talking about how blush is back in
- 9:48Speaker 1: so I all this to say. I like the fact
- 9:51Speaker 1: that we can luxuriate in having fun or joy, like
- 9:58Speaker 1: sitting in something that feels good. Feels like a maximalistic
- 10:02Speaker 1: kind of aesthetic, you know. In the other side of that,
- 10:05Speaker 1: the like clean girl aesthetic is like efficiency, get things done,
- 10:09Speaker 1: have your macha, get going, go to pilates, go to this,
- 10:12Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, and there's something kind of
- 10:13Speaker 1: like fuck it all, you know, move to New York
- 10:16Speaker 1: and become like a bohemian artist, you know, like you
- 10:20Speaker 1: know that sells whatever they can to like scrape by,
- 10:23Speaker 1: but like every night stays out to like four with
- 10:25Speaker 1: all of their friends and like has songs and music
- 10:28Speaker 1: and sex for the rest of their life, you know,
- 10:30Speaker 1: with like various fun people. You know. I'm just like
- 10:32Speaker 1: there's two. It feels like there's two realities and you
- 10:35Speaker 1: can pick which one, clean girl or bohemian, you know,
- 10:39Speaker 1: the bohemian artist. And I think that like one of
- 10:42Speaker 1: the like hard things about me is that I'm such
- 10:45Speaker 1: an extremist. I sort of like ride both lines, like
- 10:48Speaker 1: I want both, Like I really want to be healthy,
- 10:51Speaker 1: I also want to just be decadent. And I'm like
- 10:53Speaker 1: a yeah, I'm like a Slovenly spinner, Slovenly swimmer. You know, Okay,
- 10:59Speaker 1: my babes, let's get in. I know, I keep saying
- 11:01Speaker 1: let's get in, and then I just don't do it.
- 11:02Speaker 1: But no. Episode six was really really good, this whole again.
- 11:05Speaker 1: Once they get into Black Banquet, I'm into it. All
- 11:08Speaker 1: of it's good. But here's the thing. This batch of
- 11:11Speaker 1: episodes spoiler alert is the is the fall of the traders.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Fall definitely of the female traders, other housewives, and I
- 11:20Speaker 1: mean the rise of the super trader Rob who is
- 11:25Speaker 1: arguably playing a game and didn't have any competition. It's
- 11:31Speaker 1: interesting because the way they pick traders has to be
- 11:36Speaker 1: spread across the board in a way that makes people
- 11:40Speaker 1: not suspect teams and like franchises, like housewives versus gamers,
- 11:45Speaker 1: but also like men versus women, you know, like franchise
- 11:49Speaker 1: versus franchise. You can't have like all the gamer people,
- 11:53Speaker 1: like you can't have like two gamers and then they're
- 11:55Speaker 1: all like big brother people as as against you know,
- 11:57Speaker 1: one survivor one amazing race. Whatever. It has to be spread,
- 12:01Speaker 1: and this Trader situation was interesting. They had two housewives.
- 12:07Speaker 1: You might think for a moment they might give Durenda
- 12:10Speaker 1: a trader situation early on, like she she you know,
- 12:12Speaker 1: to give her the option to be a trader because
- 12:15Speaker 1: of the fact that she got voted off and then
- 12:16Speaker 1: let her back on. But they didn't. They gave Lisa
- 12:20Speaker 1: trader status. And Lisa is a huge target because her
- 12:24Speaker 1: personality is so over the top, you know what I'm saying,
- 12:28Speaker 1: Like it's one thing to be a housewife, and then
- 12:30Speaker 1: it's one thing to be a Lisa Renna. It's like
- 12:32Speaker 1: one thing to be a housewife and one thing to
- 12:34Speaker 1: be an Erica Jane or like a Lisa vander Pump,
- 12:39Speaker 1: you know, or Teresa Dugic, you know. Like even though
- 12:42Speaker 1: it's like there's housewife people that go a little under
- 12:45Speaker 1: the radar or don't have like such over the top personalities.
- 12:48Speaker 1: But Lisa is an actress and she wants you to
- 12:50Speaker 1: know she's not a housewife and she shouldn't be. She
- 12:53Speaker 1: is an actress. She wants to be an actress. Not
- 12:55Speaker 1: only is she an actress, she's kind of a diva.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Not only is she a diva, she gave she has
- 12:59Speaker 1: two that she wanted to make models and now they're models.
- 13:02Speaker 1: I'm just saying like, this is this personality wants fame,
- 13:05Speaker 1: wants attention, eyes on her. Okay, so to me, she's
- 13:10Speaker 1: already like now that I say this episode six a
- 13:13Speaker 1: weird bad if not, I mean a bad choice to
- 13:16Speaker 1: be a Trader, because she's going to have heat on
- 13:19Speaker 1: her already, and you would have to trust that she
- 13:24Speaker 1: knows how to play game in a way that is specific.
- 13:28Speaker 1: It's not Hollywood game. It's not like pretending to schmooze
- 13:32Speaker 1: at Hollywood parties. It's like you need to have the
- 13:37Speaker 1: strongest allies in the room physically, and you have to
- 13:41Speaker 1: be cutthroat. And the funny thing is you could be
- 13:43Speaker 1: like Chris. That is Hollywood. It's a peasant. Lisa didn't
- 13:46Speaker 1: know that. But you know she didn't Traders. Okay, So
- 13:49Speaker 1: it's like she never watched Traders. It's like she never
- 13:52Speaker 1: even played Mafia or like Werewolf. It's like as if
- 13:55Speaker 1: literally her agent called her and was like, there's this
- 13:57Speaker 1: fabulous show. Wait one before you before I even tell
- 14:00Speaker 1: you anything, just know this, Lisa. You get to wear
- 14:03Speaker 1: Coulture fashion. There's no other reality show besides maybe Drag
- 14:07Speaker 1: Race or something that you could wear. The clothes that
- 14:10Speaker 1: you get to wear on the show, it's fucking great.
- 14:12Speaker 1: And she'd be like yes, yes, yes, and they'd be like, okay,
- 14:13Speaker 1: it's also traders Alan putning on on. She's like, okay, whatever,
- 14:15Speaker 1: I'll do it. They make our trader and she's not
- 14:17Speaker 1: that great. Okay, now here's the thing. Candace is great. Candace.
- 14:24Speaker 1: I never watched Potomac, but from what I so not
- 14:28Speaker 1: knowing her whole backstory, from what I know, she seems
- 14:32Speaker 1: to have some similarities to Porsia in that she is
- 14:36Speaker 1: a lawyer, right, yeah, Candas is a lawyer from Potomac. Potomac,
- 14:41Speaker 1: which is, you know, like a fancy part outside of
- 14:44Speaker 1: Washington to see, you know. And Porsia, Oh I not Porsia.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Oh my god, who is a trader from last Oh
- 14:52Speaker 1: my god. I'm having like a mental breakdown. It's because,
- 14:55Speaker 1: by the way, I have to be honest about I'm
- 14:56Speaker 1: having like wait once again. First of all, I number Gabby,
- 15:01Speaker 1: Oh my god, how amazing she was. And by the way,
- 15:03Speaker 1: also side note is can you believe the fact that
- 15:05Speaker 1: we have to get we have to suffer through those
- 15:08Speaker 1: Taco bell commercials. I just think it's so funny the
- 15:11Speaker 1: Taco Bell commercials between one second, I'm reading two things.
- 15:15Speaker 1: The Chaco Bell between Taco Bell commercials between Caroline and
- 15:18Speaker 1: Dolores are absolutely hilarious. And every time I see them
- 15:21Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I really, you know what, I
- 15:23Speaker 1: absolutely would enjoy some Taco Bell, thank you very much.
- 15:26Speaker 1: But they also look and I'm going to go back
- 15:27Speaker 1: to what I'm talking about, don't mean more about it.
- 15:29Speaker 1: They also look like they are AI or like absolutely retouched.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Every time I see those commercials, I look at them like,
- 15:35Speaker 1: what is happening right there? Why can't I see your face? Okay,
- 15:39Speaker 1: let me go back. Candice is like Phedra in that
- 15:43Speaker 1: they're both reality show Bravo housewives from upper class areas,
- 15:50Speaker 1: and both are very smart, very cerebral lawyers, and so
- 15:56Speaker 1: both are great trader choices. It's just so somewhat interesting
- 16:01Speaker 1: because it feels like, to me, you should not have
- 16:04Speaker 1: had the two real housewives, because then you have two
- 16:07Speaker 1: people that are like someone on a team, and then
- 16:09Speaker 1: you have a Rob. And Rob doesn't feel any sort
- 16:12Speaker 1: of loyalty at all towards obviously Candace and Lisa. He
- 16:16Speaker 1: doesn't have to they he's they unfortunately feel like alone.
- 16:22Speaker 1: The Traders have the natural alliance about having to forge
- 16:27Speaker 1: it through social camaraderie and or like making sure someone's
- 16:34Speaker 1: in your pocket. It doesn't feel like Candace ever tries
- 16:38Speaker 1: to make sure Rob is in her pocket, and I
- 16:40Speaker 1: wish she did. Like I wish that Candace knew early
- 16:43Speaker 1: on that Rob was a hot as hell. I mean
- 16:46Speaker 1: she probably knew that and also be a physical compist
- 16:50Speaker 1: and then see that if she could get him on
- 16:52Speaker 1: her side, talk game with him, get him to like
- 16:58Speaker 1: think of her as not all only an ally because
- 17:01Speaker 1: she's a Trader, but an ally because they are wanting
- 17:05Speaker 1: to work at the end together. But Rob has been
- 17:09Speaker 1: laying those seas with Colton okay and Lisa. Both Lisa
- 17:15Speaker 1: and Candace feel like they're playing singular games. And this
- 17:19Speaker 1: is where I think one of the most important shows
- 17:22Speaker 1: to watch if you are preparing to go on Traders
- 17:25Speaker 1: is Big Brother. Like you need to be watching Big Brother,
- 17:28Speaker 1: you need to be doing math. That's why when Johnny
- 17:32Speaker 1: Weir and Eric start talking about having the numbers, that's
- 17:36Speaker 1: Big Brother to me or like survivor Sure like where
- 17:39Speaker 1: you are actually being like no. To get to the
- 17:42Speaker 1: next level, you need to be able to at the roundtable,
- 17:45Speaker 1: walk in, controlling the vote, controlling the vote before you
- 17:49Speaker 1: go in, and you control the vote by having an
- 17:51Speaker 1: alliance of majority winning and being like it's this person,
- 17:56Speaker 1: we're voting out this person. And then when you go in,
- 17:58Speaker 1: who cares about whatever said? Like unless something is said,
- 18:01Speaker 1: so die, or that it changes the course of some
- 18:03Speaker 1: of one or two votes. It's like, that's how you
- 18:05Speaker 1: control the game. That's how you win the game. And
- 18:08Speaker 1: here's the thing. I think that there's probably a metaphor
- 18:13Speaker 1: for this world. I would like to go through this
- 18:16Speaker 1: world doing my absolute best forging the relationships organically and
- 18:21Speaker 1: authentically that I do, wanting to be faithful and wanting
- 18:25Speaker 1: to be loyal, and wanting you know, to not die
- 18:28Speaker 1: and not to kill anyone, and trusting that the magic
- 18:32Speaker 1: of the universe is working out without any nefarious energies
- 18:37Speaker 1: working against me. But unfortunately, as I get older, I
- 18:39Speaker 1: realize that people are trying to move the needle in
- 18:42Speaker 1: their favor in so many ways, like obviously in vast
- 18:45Speaker 1: political ways or whatever, in such a way that to
- 18:48Speaker 1: be ignorant of some of those tendencies and energies is
- 18:52Speaker 1: only going to shoot yourself in the foot. You can't
- 18:54Speaker 1: enter a game like this and think you can just
- 18:57Speaker 1: float through and make the best possible choice. When you can,
- 19:00Speaker 1: you have to walk in being like I'm going to
- 19:03Speaker 1: talk to this person and that person. I can see
- 19:05Speaker 1: that they're strong players. I can see how they're talking
- 19:07Speaker 1: to people. I'm going to talk game. I'm going to
- 19:09Speaker 1: make myself indebted to them. I'm going to have them
- 19:13Speaker 1: think that they should run their moves by me because
- 19:16Speaker 1: I think things through, because I come to them with
- 19:19Speaker 1: choice bits of information to make them think that I
- 19:22Speaker 1: am invaluable. Like that is how you play this. It's
- 19:24Speaker 1: wild to me. They don't know. Okay, So basically as
- 19:28Speaker 1: you pick up Michael has left because no one has
- 19:31Speaker 1: took the shield, and people start saying unfortunately Ron, that
- 19:36Speaker 1: Ron is the easiest target of being obviously a trader,
- 19:40Speaker 1: and we know that he's not. It's interesting that he's
- 19:43Speaker 1: on the show because he is a lovely comedian and
- 19:47Speaker 1: he didn't know a lot of the people on the show,
- 19:49Speaker 1: and they certainly didn't know him, and they certainly didn't
- 19:52Speaker 1: know how to take him. And he's almost like the
- 19:55Speaker 1: first time that there's a famous, you know, very funny
- 20:00Speaker 1: every man. I mean, Ron is a very astute, comically gifted,
- 20:07Speaker 1: you know person. So it's not that he's an everyman,
- 20:09Speaker 1: but in that he's like not you know, on reality
- 20:13Speaker 1: shows in such a way. Now he is, you know.
- 20:14Speaker 1: But what I'm saying, so Colton still wants Renna and
- 20:18Speaker 1: Rob isn't willing to vote out Ron because Rob and
- 20:21Speaker 1: Ron share a beautiful moment where they kind of open up.
- 20:25Speaker 1: You know. It's like, I don't know Rob's life at all,
- 20:28Speaker 1: but Rob feels like he's charms more than just the
- 20:31Speaker 1: ladies and more than just the gay men, but snakes
- 20:35Speaker 1: on you know, his property. He's always just you know,
- 20:38Speaker 1: catching snakes. He sometimes like drops interesting things about his
- 20:42Speaker 1: life that he's had to deal with a lot of
- 20:44Speaker 1: conflict that he you know, spends again like a lot
- 20:47Speaker 1: of time just throwing rocks. That he is hard to read,
- 20:52Speaker 1: and every person in his life has told him that,
- 20:55Speaker 1: and Ron, you know, I think that. So after Ron
- 20:58Speaker 1: has been on the show, the talk of the show
- 21:01Speaker 1: and the talk of the Internet has gotten to him
- 21:04Speaker 1: and they've like labeled him as being maybe like on
- 21:06Speaker 1: the spectrum or neuro divergent, and he's like, I think
- 21:08Speaker 1: somewhat confirmed that, and it's interesting. And also he went
- 21:13Speaker 1: in on Derinda and said that there was a bunch
- 21:15Speaker 1: of shit that we didn't see that she was like racist,
- 21:19Speaker 1: I mean, this is me like putting kind of words
- 21:22Speaker 1: in his mouth, but that basically she said wildly uncouth
- 21:26Speaker 1: and or inappropriate things that the camera's either caught and
- 21:29Speaker 1: then didn't put forth or whatnot, and that he and
- 21:33Speaker 1: he said the last part I'm about to say on
- 21:34Speaker 1: a podcast, he not mine. Hah haha. I wish he
- 21:38Speaker 1: can't wait to come on the tell all honey, can't wait,
- 21:41Speaker 1: and he's going to come out guns blazing. You know.
- 21:45Speaker 1: I'm so excited because he said it. He if you
- 21:49Speaker 1: kill him, this is what he said. The traders, they
- 21:51Speaker 1: will regret it. Now. They didn't kill him. He was banished,
- 21:54Speaker 1: but that's unfortunate because that is exactly what happens um
- 21:58Speaker 1: spoiler alert. But before that happens. The challenge of this
- 22:01Speaker 1: one was the Haunted Cabin mission, and this one is okay.
- 22:06Speaker 1: It's it's always like they have obviously their categories of missions.
- 22:11Speaker 1: We'll get into what my favorite one is, but there's
- 22:13Speaker 1: always kind of like a scary one that's almost like
- 22:16Speaker 1: bugs or involved or blood or you know, a series
- 22:19Speaker 1: of both, or maggots or spiders. It's like can you
- 22:23Speaker 1: handle it? It's that kind of fear factory kind of thing.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Now I can handle, I think, anything but bugs. If
- 22:33Speaker 1: it's if it's live. If it's a live thing, I
- 22:36Speaker 1: cannot handle it. If it's something that it's just like
- 22:39Speaker 1: a texture thing, I can withstand it like I can
- 22:42Speaker 1: endure it. For instance, not to always talk about a big brother,
- 22:45Speaker 1: but like if I had to be just like sitting
- 22:47Speaker 1: somewhere and someone was just like you know, like throwing
- 22:49Speaker 1: a bunch of paint on me, or a bunch of
- 22:51Speaker 1: water was being dumped on me, and I was just like,
- 22:53Speaker 1: oh no, and just like being thrown on me, I'd
- 22:54Speaker 1: just like be Okay, that sucks. I would just like
- 22:56Speaker 1: deal with it. I think I would just like try
- 22:58Speaker 1: and like disassociate myself and my life for my body.
- 23:01Speaker 1: But if there's something crawling on me, if something is
- 23:06Speaker 1: alive and moving on me and I'm already alive, I
- 23:10Speaker 1: already move. I'll move, I'll move. You know what I'm saying?
- 23:14Speaker 1: Like I not two of us, only me alive touching me?
- 23:19Speaker 1: Says what I'm saying, I'm so scared. So basically they
- 23:21Speaker 1: have to like spell out clues like a Luigi board,
- 23:24Speaker 1: and then like you know, bugs rush over them, and
- 23:26Speaker 1: then they like you know, they decide what the answer is.
- 23:29Speaker 1: They have to rush to a grave and then a
- 23:30Speaker 1: hand comes up if it's rider whatnot with money and
- 23:33Speaker 1: it is fun. It's very halloweeny, you know, that's exciting.
- 23:37Speaker 1: They can get shields or prize money if they choose
- 23:39Speaker 1: the prize money. All they can get shields, but or
- 23:41Speaker 1: they get prize money. But and they choose to get
- 23:44Speaker 1: the prize money a Jamjam wants or yeah, Yan wants
- 23:46Speaker 1: to get sorry Jamjam wants to get a shield and
- 23:50Speaker 1: that of course puts suspicion on him. However, the traders
- 23:53Speaker 1: are overjoyed because now they can just kill, kill kill.
- 23:56Speaker 1: When the banishment talks, people go in as Colton versus Ron.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I've already kind of said what happens. Colton goes for
- 24:02Speaker 1: Lisa instead of trying to banish a trader. I'm going
- 24:06Speaker 1: to hold one hostage. And he had tried to get
- 24:09Speaker 1: her to admit that she was a trader to him.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I don't know why he thinks that she would do that.
- 24:15Speaker 1: I think it's because I think that Colton operates from
- 24:18Speaker 1: a place of being able to wield the fact that
- 24:22Speaker 1: he is an attractive person and engaging and charming in
- 24:26Speaker 1: so many ways. I bet the fact that he looks
- 24:29Speaker 1: the way he does gets pretty privileged from everyone. You
- 24:33Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, there are problematic things about
- 24:35Speaker 1: Colton that you might know if you are in the
- 24:39Speaker 1: bachelor world, and there things are happening on the internet
- 24:42Speaker 1: now as he's on the show, where things are being
- 24:44Speaker 1: brought back up of what he unfortunately, like what he
- 24:48Speaker 1: did to the contestant that he chose when he was
- 24:52Speaker 1: a bachelor. Her name is Michelle, Michelle Rudolph. She has
- 24:56Speaker 1: a sister, Casey Rudolph. I think is like on one
- 24:58Speaker 1: of the Yellowstone things. Maybe I even got their names confused.
- 25:01Speaker 1: Those are the Randolph's sisters. He diated one and just
- 25:04Speaker 1: like harassed the shit out of her when he was
- 25:06Speaker 1: still like straight, when he was never straight, but when
- 25:08Speaker 1: he was still in the closset is what I should say,
- 25:10Speaker 1: when he was not open with himself straight, when I
- 25:12Speaker 1: had said that, I had put in air quotations and
- 25:14Speaker 1: I forgot you can't see me do that on podcasts. Anyway,
- 25:17Speaker 1: at that time, he had harassed her and like had
- 25:19Speaker 1: done this crazy ass fucking thing where he had said
- 25:22Speaker 1: that she had he had harassed her and said when
- 25:25Speaker 1: he was harassing her that he was someone out. So
- 25:27Speaker 1: he like catfish harassed her and then told this girl
- 25:31Speaker 1: that was the contestant that one bachelor that that same
- 25:34Speaker 1: catfish harasser was doing it to him, and so it
- 25:37Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we're both being like stuck by this
- 25:40Speaker 1: crazy person and it was him the whole time, and
- 25:42Speaker 1: the actual details are banana ramas. Okay. So Colton is
- 25:46Speaker 1: a little scary, uh, and I mean it may be
- 25:48Speaker 1: a lot. And at the same time, it's interesting because
- 25:52Speaker 1: he really has like somewhat of an audacity to think
- 25:55Speaker 1: that he is just going to get Lisa Runna to
- 25:58Speaker 1: just be like, you're right, Colton, I am a trader.
- 26:01Speaker 1: I trust you. I'm gonna throw away my whole game
- 26:03Speaker 1: because you're cute and you're gay and I like babulous men.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Like I don't know what he thought Lisa was going
- 26:09Speaker 1: to do, because at first, of course he wants to
- 26:11Speaker 1: be like you can use me or whatever. But at
- 26:13Speaker 1: the same time, he's dumb. That's already happening. He already
- 26:17Speaker 1: is being used by a trader Rob. Lisa knows that
- 26:20Speaker 1: you know, you know, who doesn't who who doesn't know?
- 26:23Speaker 1: Colton's so funny. Okay, So, as I said, Ron goes home.
- 26:28Speaker 1: And when Ron goes home, though he doesn't he doesn't
- 26:31Speaker 1: not use one of the best techniques of trying to
- 26:35Speaker 1: manipulate people to be like, don't do it, as he
- 26:39Speaker 1: knows he's going to go home, also because he's the
- 26:41Speaker 1: easy one to get to vote off, and so it's
- 26:44Speaker 1: just annoying. It's like he knows he's going to be
- 26:47Speaker 1: sent home, and he agrees for the greater good because
- 26:51Speaker 1: it makes it an easy choice for everyone else. But
- 26:53Speaker 1: he says, look, I know I'm going to go, so
- 26:56Speaker 1: I'm just going to start individually saying my goodbye. And
- 27:00Speaker 1: he goes around and then it makes certain people not
- 27:05Speaker 1: you know, want to vote him off, like Natalie and
- 27:07Speaker 1: Tara and Mark and you know, as we know, the
- 27:11Speaker 1: Colton tries to throw out another name, which is Lisa.
- 27:15Speaker 1: He wants to throw out Lisa. He keeps trying to
- 27:17Speaker 1: throw out Lisa, even though you know he wanted to
- 27:20Speaker 1: also go to her and get her to admit that
- 27:23Speaker 1: she was a trader. It was bad gameplay. He is
- 27:26Speaker 1: too loud, he's a little like overstepping and over zealous,
- 27:29Speaker 1: and it's I think it's a little bit of like
- 27:31Speaker 1: a caucacity situation. When they vote out uh Ron, it's
- 27:35Speaker 1: really really sad, you know. In the same time, Rob
- 27:39Speaker 1: makes an interesting move. Rob, who in the next few
- 27:43Speaker 1: episodes is going to play incredibly callously, could have easily
- 27:48Speaker 1: in this moment voted out Ron because he knew it
- 27:53Speaker 1: was going to happen, but he didn't. He at this
- 27:56Speaker 1: point votes out Lisa. He will not. He does not
- 27:59Speaker 1: want to be with Lisa. He thinks that I think
- 28:01Speaker 1: Lisa is already too obvious, And the truth of the
- 28:04Speaker 1: matter is she is. And the truth of the matter
- 28:06Speaker 1: is I don't know who to blame more casting or
- 28:09Speaker 1: the producers or her. Lisa should have never been the
- 28:14Speaker 1: one to do what's going to happen next. She already
- 28:17Speaker 1: has so much heat on her. She's like Colton people,
- 28:20Speaker 1: both Colton and Lisa. At this point, you take a
- 28:22Speaker 1: goddamn backseat. But you know what doesn't happen. So they
- 28:25Speaker 1: banished Ron, as I said, and then Alan's like, okay,
- 28:29Speaker 1: next is going to be the murder and plain sight.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Now the murder and plain sight is already like obviously
- 28:37Speaker 1: a blood on your hands moment. Any person that has
- 28:40Speaker 1: washed a game would be like, Okay, this is hard
- 28:45Speaker 1: and it's going to be challenging. Let's let Rob do
- 28:50Speaker 1: it because no one would suspect him. There's not a
- 28:53Speaker 1: lot of heat on him. In fact, at the roundtable,
- 28:56Speaker 1: he just fucked me up, you know what I'm saying,
- 28:58Speaker 1: Like he just said my name. He could own me.
- 29:00Speaker 1: But that's not what happens. Lisa, who almost went home,
- 29:05Speaker 1: who Rob had thrown to the wolves, now cannot let
- 29:10Speaker 1: her ego or the producers told her to get in
- 29:14Speaker 1: the way of being the one to do the murder
- 29:18Speaker 1: and plain sight. When she realizes that she gets to
- 29:22Speaker 1: do it with like a poisoned amulant pen and it
- 29:25Speaker 1: is fabulous. She's like, that's me, that's me. Put the
- 29:29Speaker 1: jewel on me, it's me. And she's kind of like, oh, Rob,
- 29:32Speaker 1: they really wouldn't work for you. And you know what's interesting,
- 29:35Speaker 1: that's the very reason why you should have made him
- 29:38Speaker 1: do it. Really, Hey, Lisa, did the guy that you're
- 29:42Speaker 1: doing traders with the guy that you're supposed to be
- 29:45Speaker 1: like trusting. Did that guy just fuck you over? You
- 29:49Speaker 1: don't be really smart to get people to start to
- 29:52Speaker 1: suspect him, And I don't know. Having that man prance
- 29:56Speaker 1: into the black fucking banquet with a huge ass ruby
- 29:59Speaker 1: ass amulant and then try and get someone to touch
- 30:02Speaker 1: it seems awfully suspicious. I can't imagine how that man
- 30:06Speaker 1: would do it. I would love to see it, but
- 30:08Speaker 1: you know, it's like the I feel like this would
- 30:11Speaker 1: happen to me. The performer in her is like, I
- 30:15Speaker 1: am the best one to do this. There is no
- 30:17Speaker 1: other person to do this who would wear an amulet. Well,
- 30:20Speaker 1: obviously Candace totally could. Okay, by the way, she totally could,
- 30:24Speaker 1: But even Candace, who could, is still like, why would
- 30:27Speaker 1: I put that much like attention on me? Lisa can't wait,
- 30:32Speaker 1: it's you know whatever. So the Black Bank what happens,
- 30:35Speaker 1: and everyone looks absolutely fabulous. Candace comes down with this
- 30:40Speaker 1: like huge medusa gorgeous gold kind of like dripping headdress.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Moira comes down with this red, structured, intricate dress with
- 30:51Speaker 1: like this huge headpiece that swirls around her head. Honey,
- 30:55Speaker 1: it looks like a polo hat. Lisa comes down with
- 30:58Speaker 1: that ambulant she looks like Shirley Temple in the sailor piece,
- 31:02Speaker 1: it's like sailor vest top, sailor bibbed top with a
- 31:09Speaker 1: mermaid Spanish style chow chow chow skirt with the amulet. Okay,
- 31:15Speaker 1: and she she does walk in like a draguay. She
- 31:18Speaker 1: walks in like she's doing like the last runway pass.
- 31:22Speaker 1: She even poses in the way at the very top
- 31:25Speaker 1: of the stairs in that kind of svelt style to
- 31:28Speaker 1: really accentuate the bodyline. I mean, I can only imagine
- 31:34Speaker 1: how many hours of modeling lessons Lisa willingly sat through
- 31:39Speaker 1: when like Amelia our daughter or whatever was going through
- 31:42Speaker 1: that just to be like, I want to know how
- 31:43Speaker 1: to post better. Anyway, so when they get into the
- 31:47Speaker 1: black banquet, it's a feast for the eyes. No, obviously,
- 31:51Speaker 1: the design team of the show is gorgeous. And I
- 31:53Speaker 1: don't know how you feel about table scaping, but I
- 31:57Speaker 1: don't you know, that's like my face when I need
- 32:01Speaker 1: to go to a place in my mind, a safe place,
- 32:05Speaker 1: a place of like refuge, a place that makes me
- 32:07Speaker 1: feel like ah ooh, you know, there's a couple of places.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I can think of. One is like Mana Falls in Oahu,
- 32:15Speaker 1: and like Honolulu is basically the opening shot of like
- 32:18Speaker 1: Jurassic Park, Like those big as green ass leaves gorgeous
- 32:21Speaker 1: and it smells like you know that you can think
- 32:23Speaker 1: of like how it feels like the humidity in the
- 32:25Speaker 1: air is palpable. Okay, yeah. And the second thing is
- 32:28Speaker 1: I think about table scaping. I think about putting out
- 32:32Speaker 1: like a beautiful Easter banquet or what I would put
- 32:35Speaker 1: out as my Christmas Eve dinner. You know, like the colors,
- 32:40Speaker 1: the textures, the flatwear, what the center pieces would look like,
- 32:45Speaker 1: what the candles would look like, what the votives would
- 32:47Speaker 1: look like with the I mean I go to town,
- 32:50Speaker 1: you know, like different sized glasses, different drinks. Obviously, just
- 32:56Speaker 1: the idea of putting all those pieces together and then
- 32:59Speaker 1: seeing the entire puzzle like a puzzle is it's ideal.
- 33:04Speaker 1: It's like a Christmas tree, you know, like at the
- 33:06Speaker 1: end you look back and you put the lights in
- 33:08Speaker 1: the Christmas tree. It's all one tree, but oh my god,
- 33:10Speaker 1: like you put this these ornaments here and then you
- 33:13Speaker 1: put the tinsel there, and it's just so beautiful. It's
- 33:16Speaker 1: like table scaping is the same thing as decorating a
- 33:18Speaker 1: Christmas tree. It's like all these parts, these little decoration parts,
- 33:21Speaker 1: and then you like suddenly step away and it's all together,
- 33:23Speaker 1: and it's like, oh my god, you have to sit
- 33:26Speaker 1: down at this gorgeous table and have like a sensory feast.
- 33:30Speaker 1: And especially I think the thing about table scaping is
- 33:33Speaker 1: it's not just a table, right, Like then the idea
- 33:36Speaker 1: is that's just the fucking first layer, right. The second
- 33:38Speaker 1: layer of tables scaping is that ideally you sit down
- 33:43Speaker 1: then with people you like, you break bread with, like
- 33:47Speaker 1: those people like family and friends, and then what are
- 33:49Speaker 1: you about to do? I don't know. One of my
- 33:51Speaker 1: favorite things eat you have me things. I mean, I'm
- 33:53Speaker 1: assuming that if you put so much time and energy
- 33:56Speaker 1: into your table scaping that the food you're going to
- 33:59Speaker 1: serve on top of such a table with the escaping involved,
- 34:02Speaker 1: is going to be magnificent, meticulous. Even I love table scaping.
- 34:06Speaker 1: So the absolutely gorgeous black banquet has these jewel toned
- 34:13Speaker 1: glasses and all this food that's out, the food is colorful,
- 34:19Speaker 1: like you know, like they're doing color theory in the food.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Now at the same time, even though it's good for us.
- 34:26Speaker 1: I guess up close, a lot of these meats look
- 34:29Speaker 1: like they've just been sitting out there. There's multiple comments
- 34:32Speaker 1: being like how old is this or whatever. I don't
- 34:34Speaker 1: know if like what looks like prime rib has been cut,
- 34:38Speaker 1: but like maybe like some of the fat has already
- 34:40Speaker 1: turned back into that jelly. That's how you know. I've
- 34:43Speaker 1: become such a little baby when it comes to like meats. Now,
- 34:48Speaker 1: you probably can only eat the same basic things now.
- 34:51Speaker 1: I mean, I'll have some prime rib, but I'm not
- 34:52Speaker 1: gonna always like I'm not gonna enjoy it. Prime rib
- 34:54Speaker 1: is weird. It's just too soft, like it just feels
- 34:57Speaker 1: like soft gummy gum kind of meat. I don't know,
- 35:00Speaker 1: like preferst ache or something. Okay, So obviously Lisa, as
- 35:04Speaker 1: I said, has to do her thing, and she goes
- 35:06Speaker 1: for Yam yam, and they don't let us know this
- 35:09Speaker 1: at first. They kind of want us a thing that
- 35:11Speaker 1: maybe she did Natalie or maybe she did Kristin. And
- 35:14Speaker 1: so basically at the end, Alan comes in and the
- 35:17Speaker 1: big twist is like, hey, guys, guess what one of
- 35:20Speaker 1: you guys has been poison It's already happened, and people
- 35:23Speaker 1: have already been like, oh my god, don't drink anything,
- 35:25Speaker 1: don't eat anything, and good because the meat looks weird.
- 35:28Speaker 1: There's been tarot cards out and Stephen was like, look
- 35:32Speaker 1: at these tarot cards. Look at him, look at him,
- 35:33Speaker 1: look at him. Why don't you why don't you like
- 35:35Speaker 1: flip one? And Steven's also like have some food. Like
- 35:37Speaker 1: Steven's is doing the most, which is weird because on
- 35:40Speaker 1: camera he's doing the absolute least. Kristin has her tarot
- 35:43Speaker 1: card flew an over, flew and flown over, and you know,
- 35:46Speaker 1: at one point Tara Lipinsky was like, I don't really
- 35:48Speaker 1: want any meat, but but Durinda was like, have the meat,
- 35:51Speaker 1: you know, and so she did have the meat or whatever.
- 35:53Speaker 1: And so basically all this means that suddenly they realize
- 35:58Speaker 1: that there's been a murder in place side and that
- 36:01Speaker 1: there's a twist. The twist is that there's two antidotes.
- 36:04Speaker 1: You can have the antidote you cannot die, but if
- 36:06Speaker 1: of course you've been marked dying, you don't have the antidote,
- 36:09Speaker 1: you die. And then they have to fight over it,
- 36:11Speaker 1: and I mean they fight. Natalie from Survivor looses her shit.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Natalie wants a potion so bad that I mean, she
- 36:24Speaker 1: jumps out of her chair. She's like willing to forego
- 36:26Speaker 1: the entire show. She's like, I hate everyone here. I
- 36:29Speaker 1: don't care what happens. I'm having that potion. People are like,
- 36:32Speaker 1: are you okay? Natalie, She's like give it. She's like
- 36:34Speaker 1: foaming at the mouth. She you know, she really thinks
- 36:36Speaker 1: is it? She later on will be like I wanted
- 36:38Speaker 1: to fight or flight. It's interesting because part of it's
- 36:41Speaker 1: a game, but part of it's also like, curl, you
- 36:43Speaker 1: were really not going to die? You know that? Right?
- 36:45Speaker 1: No one actually says that to Natalie when she's like
- 36:48Speaker 1: out of her seat, like, you know, yelling at people,
- 36:50Speaker 1: and I'm surprised. I kind of want at least one
- 36:53Speaker 1: saucy ass person to be like, Natalie, you know you're
- 36:57Speaker 1: not going to really die, right? You know it's just
- 36:58Speaker 1: a game, right girl? Right? We're still here, right, you know? Basically,
- 37:03Speaker 1: as we know, Kristin, thankfully and I like her a lot,
- 37:08Speaker 1: sort of gets slyly handed a vial of the antidote
- 37:11Speaker 1: by Johnny Weir, which I like Johnny Weir and Kristen together,
- 37:15Speaker 1: I really like they are kind of the people I
- 37:17Speaker 1: want at the end of the day to win, it's
- 37:20Speaker 1: Johnny Weir and kristin the Chef anyway, okay, and I
- 37:24Speaker 1: guess by then also I guess Tara Lipinsky too, by
- 37:27Speaker 1: way of the fact that she's kind of like playing
- 37:29Speaker 1: like a non friend friend of Johnny. It's just that
- 37:32Speaker 1: Tara is so funny, like she later on will be
- 37:34Speaker 1: like I just keep making bad choices. And it's true,
- 37:36Speaker 1: Tara has a fun personality, but she is just not
- 37:38Speaker 1: a good game player, and I need to make I
- 37:42Speaker 1: need to see her make some interesting moves, you know,
- 37:45Speaker 1: not just like being a lesser version of Natalie thinking
- 37:47Speaker 1: that she needs an antidote when she doesn't. So it's
- 37:50Speaker 1: up being that. As we know, jam Jam dies because
- 37:54Speaker 1: Lisa had him touch her amulet. Now at the moment
- 37:58Speaker 1: of him dying, as he's being whisked away kind of
- 38:01Speaker 1: like those weird black shapes in the movie Ghost when
- 38:05Speaker 1: they take him to the nether worlds, like people come
- 38:07Speaker 1: and just grab him like it's very scary. He's like,
- 38:10Speaker 1: it's Lisa, Lisa, she kissed me. And Lisa's like, what,
- 38:14Speaker 1: First of all, yes, it is me. No, I didn't
- 38:16Speaker 1: kiss you. She's like, no, I didn't. So then it
- 38:19Speaker 1: becomes this thing where yeah, he thinks that when they
- 38:23Speaker 1: first saw each other that she actually marked him by
- 38:27Speaker 1: kissing him, and she had and everyone had like a
- 38:30Speaker 1: version of greeting each other that was kisses and or
- 38:34Speaker 1: air kisses. Now Lisa surely did or did not do that.
- 38:38Speaker 1: It's not at the forefront of her mind. She did
- 38:40Speaker 1: what she had to do. Honeywitches make him touch that amulet.
- 38:42Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why he doesn't
- 38:45Speaker 1: get the fact that this huge, fake looking rubs garnet
- 38:51Speaker 1: thing was it because yeah, because she kissed other people.
- 38:55Speaker 1: He's just like, yeah, it was her, Yeah, he says her.
- 38:58Speaker 1: And then she has to like, you know that it
- 39:00Speaker 1: wasn't her, and she I think, at this moment knows
- 39:05Speaker 1: that her death certificate has been signed. But I guess
- 39:09Speaker 1: I would stand a reason that she should have thought
- 39:11Speaker 1: about that the moment she volunteered to do this. It
- 39:15Speaker 1: should have been rob So after this, people start to
- 39:19Speaker 1: suspect Natalie as being one of the traders because she
- 39:23Speaker 1: went so hardcore at the antidote, and specifically Candace is like, great,
- 39:28Speaker 1: I can go for Natalie it will take the heat
- 39:30Speaker 1: off of Lisa because Candace and Lisa or Lisa trying
- 39:33Speaker 1: to work together, especially on the heels of being eviscerated
- 39:36Speaker 1: by Rob. But at the same time, what's happening for
- 39:40Speaker 1: Candace that she is hitching her boat to a sinking ship. God,
- 39:47Speaker 1: it's so sad it makes me sad. Okay, So Candace
- 39:52Speaker 1: goes for Natalie to try and again, like I say that,
- 39:54Speaker 1: Rob tries to say Lisa though because of Jam Jam
- 39:57Speaker 1: and the lying and then this whole time ever has
- 40:00Speaker 1: changed into the hugest, biggest, thickest bob wig. I mean
- 40:06Speaker 1: it's so big she can barely like wear a hat
- 40:09Speaker 1: on top of it. Like she looks she looks like
- 40:11Speaker 1: a bubble head. I mean, like it's too big, you know,
- 40:14Speaker 1: like it looks like seventeen wigs on top of that.
- 40:16Speaker 1: I mean, if I was in the house alone, I
- 40:19Speaker 1: would think she's a trader because I would think that,
- 40:20Speaker 1: like one of the New Ways to Die was like
- 40:24Speaker 1: a trader sits on top of a trader's head and
- 40:26Speaker 1: like stares at you. I mean, what is that? So
- 40:29Speaker 1: basically the challenge then is that they have to gather
- 40:32Speaker 1: gold pieces like across like a steep hillside, and then
- 40:36Speaker 1: they get to have a chance to like make it
- 40:38Speaker 1: more gold by chucking the pieces of gold at these
- 40:41Speaker 1: urns and then earning more gold or whatever. Now here's
- 40:45Speaker 1: the problem. Some people aren't good at throwing. Some people
- 40:48Speaker 1: don't have an arm. Some people like Rob, like I said,
- 40:51Speaker 1: all he does is skip stones all day when he's
- 40:54Speaker 1: not catching snakes and taking off his sleeves. That's all
- 40:59Speaker 1: he does. He's also good at catching people and lies.
- 41:03Speaker 1: It's so interesting. What an interesting person. Also hot I've
- 41:06Speaker 1: said that, Okay, Johnny Weird doesn't have good aim. Sometimes
- 41:10Speaker 1: you think that, like if someone's an Olympian, that that
- 41:14Speaker 1: means that they are like in fact good at all
- 41:16Speaker 1: the athletic endeavors, like just because like it almost like
- 41:20Speaker 1: there'd be like some qualification, like you just have to
- 41:22Speaker 1: be good at like all the things. There's no reason
- 41:25Speaker 1: for me to think a figure skater would be good
- 41:26Speaker 1: at throwing anything, but yet I do. I'm like, oh,
- 41:29Speaker 1: you can just by the you haven't just been like
- 41:31Speaker 1: in the gym doing other things like those ropes or whatever,
- 41:34Speaker 1: you know, or just like throwing I don't medicine balls
- 41:37Speaker 1: just around you know, with I don't just doing the
- 41:39Speaker 1: functional training. I guess in my mind, I don't do
- 41:41Speaker 1: functional training all the time, and I've tried to be
- 41:44Speaker 1: more consistent and right now doing absolutely none of it.
- 41:47Speaker 1: But I just assume that if you are peak level Olympian,
- 41:51Speaker 1: that you're doing like functional strength training in such a way.
- 41:55Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Functional strength training is
- 41:58Speaker 1: aim and throwing almost like life stuff. I should be
- 42:01Speaker 1: good at throwing only a fit. That's what I'm good at.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Throwing a hissy fit, throwing a tantrum. I'm really sorry.
- 42:08Speaker 1: So basically, people get either gold or not gold, and
- 42:10Speaker 1: then decide the very end that they're not gonna wins,
- 42:12Speaker 1: that is, give their gold to other people, like Kristen
- 42:14Speaker 1: trusts Mark with her gold, and Mark and Johnny Weir
- 42:16Speaker 1: on a team, and then Lisa decides to give all
- 42:19Speaker 1: her gold to Steven, which is a bad look. Tara
- 42:21Speaker 1: gives hers to Rob and then Rob wins easily all
- 42:26Speaker 1: the gold, and so then he gets this extra special
- 42:29Speaker 1: thing where he gets to go and like everyone picks
- 42:33Speaker 1: a slate, and your slate might have a dagger. If
- 42:36Speaker 1: your slate has a dagger, and you get to keep
- 42:38Speaker 1: the dagger. At the end, you get a special power.
- 42:40Speaker 1: But Rob, because he gets all the gold, gets to
- 42:42Speaker 1: talk to everyone and see if they have the dagger.
- 42:45Speaker 1: He gets to if he wants, choose one of them
- 42:49Speaker 1: to tell him and give him their slate, and then
- 42:53Speaker 1: they get the slate that he hels. He holds. So Rob,
- 42:57Speaker 1: who again is like skipping stones all day, is like,
- 42:59Speaker 1: I also can tell people. I can tell when they're lying.
- 43:02Speaker 1: So he walks down the list and he's like, my
- 43:05Speaker 1: thing is I ask them two questions I know are right,
- 43:08Speaker 1: answers I know are correct, and then I ask them
- 43:12Speaker 1: the question I think that might be a lie, and
- 43:14Speaker 1: I deduct their behavior from C from A and B,
- 43:19Speaker 1: and if there's a vast difference it's a market difference
- 43:22Speaker 1: between those, then I know that that person's lying. Now
- 43:25Speaker 1: when he breaks it down like that, that's interesting. And
- 43:28Speaker 1: then we get to watch him ask all the people
- 43:31Speaker 1: from you know, like Steven to Colton like, no, Colton
- 43:34Speaker 1: does a couple of things. Colton looks like he's lying
- 43:36Speaker 1: to me. But because Colton and Rob are on a team,
- 43:39Speaker 1: Colton can just do this thing to kind of smile
- 43:42Speaker 1: at him, kind of wink at him at the end,
- 43:44Speaker 1: just to be like, I don't have it. Colton has
- 43:48Speaker 1: not put literally put all his gold into the basket
- 43:51Speaker 1: of Rob. If not also maybe some feelings. I get it, boo,
- 43:54Speaker 1: I get it. Rob is hot, but like Colton's like,
- 43:56Speaker 1: let me carry the gold for you, Rob, It'll come back. Yeah.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Me is like okay, if Colton is going to go
- 44:03Speaker 1: that hard at Lisa Runna and be like you're a
- 44:06Speaker 1: trader and I want to lay bare my soul. I
- 44:10Speaker 1: know you're a trader, and I want, you know, to
- 44:11Speaker 1: like help you. I would love there two have been
- 44:17Speaker 1: some sort of moment or if there was, of Colton
- 44:22Speaker 1: kind of being like to the producers being like, you guys,
- 44:25Speaker 1: the same thing with Rob, except that like it's just
- 44:28Speaker 1: on the hush hush. Either Rob and I are best
- 44:30Speaker 1: friends slash lovers, either and I Rob and I are
- 44:33Speaker 1: best friends slash gonna go at the end together? Final two,
- 44:35Speaker 1: Final two deal? Or I know he's a trader, and
- 44:38Speaker 1: you keep your friends close with your traders even closer
- 44:41Speaker 1: because that's true, and you know that you know that's
- 44:45Speaker 1: that's what it is. That's why there's like, I mean,
- 44:48Speaker 1: this is like a political game. Me know this is
- 44:49Speaker 1: what's happening, Johnny, We're gonna say it later, Like if
- 44:52Speaker 1: you're being protected for a reason by someone in the tour,
- 44:55Speaker 1: then like, don't fuck that up for yourself until you
- 44:59Speaker 1: have to fuck it up. Colton's undying love and loyalty
- 45:04Speaker 1: to Rob would be great if there was a moment
- 45:08Speaker 1: where he knew that Rob could be a trader. And
- 45:10Speaker 1: I just don't think it happens. So Rob goes down,
- 45:14Speaker 1: asks Stephen, asks all the people, asks Natalie, and Natalie
- 45:20Speaker 1: lies and when they show us the way she answers,
- 45:22Speaker 1: it's obvious she bites her lip, and then she answers,
- 45:26Speaker 1: and then when he asks her again, so you didn't
- 45:28Speaker 1: have that, so you don't have the dagger, she actually
- 45:30Speaker 1: looks away. No, I don't have it. I'm fascinated to
- 45:34Speaker 1: know what I look like when I'm lying. I would
- 45:36Speaker 1: love to know in the moment if I'm good at lying,
- 45:38Speaker 1: because unfortunately I do think i'd be good. But I
- 45:41Speaker 1: think that's the least a run up part of me.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Like I think that i'd be you know, like the
- 45:44Speaker 1: only one to deal with the Amulet thing, and the
- 45:45Speaker 1: Amulet thing would bite me in the ass. But like
- 45:47Speaker 1: half of me feels like if push comes to shove,
- 45:50Speaker 1: if I had to, I could lie. Now I've already
- 45:53Speaker 1: told you I have a bad poker face. It's like
- 45:56Speaker 1: there's a difference. It's like, I don't want to be
- 46:00Speaker 1: in a situation where suddenly someone tells me a piece
- 46:05Speaker 1: of information that is shocking to me and then I
- 46:09Speaker 1: have to keep a lid on it. That's where I'm bad.
- 46:11Speaker 1: That's where I'm like, oh, you'll get to tell that
- 46:13Speaker 1: I'm upset, you know, like there's not I just yeah.
- 46:16Speaker 1: I mean, if you tell me something that makes me
- 46:20Speaker 1: have like an emotional reaction because I didn't know it,
- 46:23Speaker 1: or it was like news to me, or I had
- 46:25Speaker 1: a revelation, I will not be able to hide my
- 46:29Speaker 1: revelation face from you. But if you're if I'm like Chris,
- 46:34Speaker 1: the goal of this is to look at this shirtless
- 46:37Speaker 1: cowboy with a bunch of snake tattoos all over his
- 46:39Speaker 1: fucking hot ass arms. You have to look at him
- 46:42Speaker 1: and then just lie about the dagger. I do think
- 46:46Speaker 1: i'd be good. I mean, I hope I won't be robotic,
- 46:48Speaker 1: but I don't think I would look away. I think
- 46:50Speaker 1: I would be able to make eye contact and just
- 46:52Speaker 1: be like. He would be like, what's your name, and
- 46:55Speaker 1: I'd be like, you're white, Chris, Chris, Christine. Yeah, I
- 47:00Speaker 1: actually don't want to marry Rob. I'm just like being
- 47:02Speaker 1: disgusting for some reason and creepy and sexual about this person.
- 47:04Speaker 1: And if the roles were reverse and I was a guy,
- 47:06Speaker 1: I'd be disgusting. So maybe I shouldn't be like this way.
- 47:08Speaker 1: I just said he is hot whatever, God bless. I
- 47:10Speaker 1: think that other people are hot too, So I would
- 47:12Speaker 1: be like Christine and he'd be like, where do you live?
- 47:16Speaker 1: And I'd be like la, and he'd be like, do
- 47:18Speaker 1: you get the dagger? I'd be like no, I'd have
- 47:19Speaker 1: to blink, only you know later on in life, but
- 47:21Speaker 1: would the whole time. I'd be like, don't blink, but
- 47:23Speaker 1: then don't look crazy. Also, don't all don't do any
- 47:26Speaker 1: of those Chris, and I would just have to like, yeah,
- 47:28Speaker 1: do that as it did for you. So guess what.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Natalie has it and he gets it. And now Rob
- 47:36Speaker 1: is a trader having got out you know, he's about
- 47:39Speaker 1: to get out of the fucking trader banish alert. Lisa
- 47:41Speaker 1: goes is about he gets out, Lisa has Colton as
- 47:46Speaker 1: his ally and now has a dagger and as a trader,
- 47:49Speaker 1: I mean, the man is unstoppable at this point, he
- 47:52Speaker 1: won the entire game. I don't even know how you
- 47:54Speaker 1: stop him, you know, like he has too much power.
- 47:58Speaker 1: And it's interesting. I think that they should have made
- 48:03Speaker 1: especially with the secret trader. I think they should have
- 48:07Speaker 1: made one of the traders a male from a gaming situation.
- 48:10Speaker 1: I always thought that, you know, yeah, I thought that
- 48:12Speaker 1: Jamjam would have been a great trader. People are gonna
- 48:15Speaker 1: start to think of Stephen, though, and I just never
- 48:16Speaker 1: knew Stephen enough to be like his personality. But I mean,
- 48:20Speaker 1: just Rob has so much power. So they banished Lisa
- 48:23Speaker 1: because Lisa the entire house thinks it's her, and for
- 48:26Speaker 1: some reason, Candace, you know, like is not willing to
- 48:32Speaker 1: vote for her. So when everyone votes for her, Candace
- 48:35Speaker 1: decides to do a loud throwaway vote because her like
- 48:39Speaker 1: brigade against Natalie didn't work, and she sort of threw
- 48:42Speaker 1: Tara's name under the bus when she was trying to
- 48:44Speaker 1: get people to consider why Natalie was even being brought
- 48:48Speaker 1: up because of her like viciousness for the antidote and
- 48:51Speaker 1: also because Lisa said that she and this is true,
- 48:54Speaker 1: had said that she might be a trader with a
- 48:56Speaker 1: plural wei, but that had already taken out portion that
- 49:00Speaker 1: was wrong, so like it's a bad argument to stand on.
- 49:03Speaker 1: At the same time, the entire house had been like, Lisa,
- 49:06Speaker 1: we know it's you and Candace. Candace should have been like,
- 49:11Speaker 1: I'm sorry and write her name down so she doesn't
- 49:14Speaker 1: have like an awkwardness on her hands, but she doesn't.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Candace refuses to pretend to be an ally with Rob.
- 49:24Speaker 1: She hates him that much, so she's like, I'm i
- 49:27Speaker 1: gonna throw away about for Rob, which looks suspicious. And
- 49:30Speaker 1: then in the tour it which is so interesting, they
- 49:33Speaker 1: have to see each other and they're obviously pissed at
- 49:35Speaker 1: each other, and Alan comes in and he's like, there's tension.
- 49:37Speaker 1: Who you're going to kill? And we find out the
- 49:41Speaker 1: next episode that Candace was allowed to kill Colton. Now,
- 49:47Speaker 1: Rob must have been like, I have to do this. Also,
- 49:51Speaker 1: it doesn't it ruins, It doesn't ruin my game. And
- 49:57Speaker 1: sure Colton and I are like a good team now,
- 50:00Speaker 1: but you can't take him to the end. He's too loud.
- 50:02Speaker 1: He's like he's like a little bit of a puppy.
- 50:04Speaker 1: He's all over the place. Also, if he gets killed now,
- 50:09Speaker 1: it's so untraceable. Back to me, no one would believe
- 50:13Speaker 1: that I would do it. It's like such a red herring.
- 50:17Speaker 1: At the same time, it doesn't it paints a picture
- 50:21Speaker 1: for Candace. So they kill Colton, and everyone is suspicious
- 50:25Speaker 1: about Candace now because of the fact that she had
- 50:28Speaker 1: to throwaway vote for Rob, and because Rob starts to
- 50:32Speaker 1: be like, when before Colton left, Colton said Candace's name.
- 50:36Speaker 1: He also, I guess said Stephen's name. For some reason,
- 50:38Speaker 1: everyone like, once everyone realizes someone is a faithful like
- 50:43Speaker 1: jam Jam or Colton, they start to be like, well,
- 50:45Speaker 1: his word was the word of God. We didn't believe him,
- 50:48Speaker 1: we persecuted him, and then he has risen now and
- 50:52Speaker 1: all we have are the writings, the teachings, the teachings
- 50:54Speaker 1: of Colton said, you know, that's what almost feels like
- 50:57Speaker 1: a little bit. So Candace has our painted herself in
- 51:00Speaker 1: this corner. She at this point to me, is already
- 51:04Speaker 1: like a dead woman walking. She would have had to
- 51:06Speaker 1: have entered into the first night of the tour, taken
- 51:09Speaker 1: eyes with Rob realized that this is a game and
- 51:13Speaker 1: she has to butter them up. She should have flirted
- 51:17Speaker 1: so hardcore with him. She should have been putting Moura
- 51:21Speaker 1: in a green fucking space. I don't know why she didn't.
- 51:25Speaker 1: She should have just been like, even if it's like fun,
- 51:28Speaker 1: even if it's southern and fake, even if it's whatever, Like,
- 51:31Speaker 1: she should have just been like chill with him, except
- 51:34Speaker 1: that Rob isn't charming. Okay. Rob is hot, okay, but
- 51:40Speaker 1: he's not charming. He doesn't have a personality that makes
- 51:44Speaker 1: you want to talk to him more like. For instance,
- 51:47Speaker 1: I feel like if I was in a conversation with Rob,
- 51:50Speaker 1: especially now, you would see someone like, you know, like me,
- 51:54Speaker 1: trying to engage someone who didn't want to engage with me, which,
- 51:58Speaker 1: by the way, is like my guest toxic trade a
- 52:01Speaker 1: ha ha ha. For some reason that know, when people
- 52:03Speaker 1: do not want engage with me and just stop it. Okay, fine,
- 52:06Speaker 1: I'm like, oh they want they want to talk to me,
- 52:08Speaker 1: like no, I guess no, okay. So Candice would have
- 52:13Speaker 1: had to turn on everything. She had to be like
- 52:17Speaker 1: this and that and saying fun things and saying charming
- 52:20Speaker 1: things and giving him a little validation and telling him
- 52:23Speaker 1: he's great and then making a fun joke because she
- 52:25Speaker 1: would have been having to do all of it talking game,
- 52:28Speaker 1: you know, being like what do you think or this
- 52:30Speaker 1: person said this, or you know, she would have had
- 52:32Speaker 1: to have been like engaging him. But when she didn't,
- 52:37Speaker 1: and when she got mad at him and was on
- 52:40Speaker 1: Lisa's side, she just kept putting her head in the
- 52:43Speaker 1: ground like a little ostrich. Now she's like, it's me
- 52:46Speaker 1: versus him, and we're like, girl, it's not you versus him,
- 52:49Speaker 1: it's you versus Rob's house. That's Rob's house, honey. See. Unfortunately,
- 52:57Speaker 1: at this point Rob's gonna say this and this is
- 53:00Speaker 1: and it's like I want other people. They kind of
- 53:02Speaker 1: have other people to say this, but it's like, just
- 53:04Speaker 1: so I understand, the antidote was the change, a little
- 53:08Speaker 1: fun hiccup from the Black Bank of like being killed
- 53:11Speaker 1: in plain sight. But the fun thing about the dagger
- 53:14Speaker 1: is that it gives whoever got it, which obviously is Rob,
- 53:18Speaker 1: this extra power. And the extra power is two votes
- 53:22Speaker 1: at any round table, so it's a huge advantage. And
- 53:28Speaker 1: certain people know that he has it because he's let
- 53:30Speaker 1: that slide his like faithful loyal group the faithful loyal
- 53:35Speaker 1: group in turn low key no that this guy has
- 53:40Speaker 1: some fucking power. He has two votes. You don't want
- 53:43Speaker 1: to go against one has two votes? Yes, yep. So
- 53:47Speaker 1: everyone has Candas's name in her mouth and Rob said that,
- 53:50Speaker 1: you know, so did Colton. And so that's what's happening.
- 53:52Speaker 1: And Candace is unfortunately, like you know, just on a
- 53:56Speaker 1: little dinghy that is just like getting water in. Candace
- 53:59Speaker 1: thinks that she has like some friends in her ship,
- 54:02Speaker 1: but she has to realize that she doesn't. Like there
- 54:05Speaker 1: is no there was never a strong real Housewives full
- 54:09Speaker 1: on group, right, and that's her own fucking fault. They
- 54:12Speaker 1: got rid of housewives already, like you know, they just
- 54:14Speaker 1: they got rid of Portia, they got rid of oh
- 54:16Speaker 1: the other housewife that was there anyway. All that to say,
- 54:20Speaker 1: Derinda and Candace and Lisa weren't even in a strong clique.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Sure they maybe hung out as opposed to other people,
- 54:28Speaker 1: but like they weren't conniving in such a way. This
- 54:31Speaker 1: challenge is the funnest one by far. I love this challenge. Okay,
- 54:36Speaker 1: So basically what has to happen is the team gets split.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Now one team three people ends up being Kristin I
- 54:45Speaker 1: think Kristin, Stephen and Rob get to go to one
- 54:52Speaker 1: part of it's described as Alan's Scottish Castle's art room
- 54:59Speaker 1: extra art room, okay, and then the other contestants what
- 55:04Speaker 1: they get to do is they get to read descriptions
- 55:07Speaker 1: and paragraphs and then they get to like portray or
- 55:12Speaker 1: like an act a scene, take a picture of it,
- 55:17Speaker 1: and that picture gets sent to the other three that
- 55:20Speaker 1: they could possibly get a shield. They pick the artwork
- 55:23Speaker 1: they think it is and then it's a match or not.
- 55:25Speaker 1: This is kind of like the bird calling one. The
- 55:28Speaker 1: concept of this is like a performative aspect that almost
- 55:33Speaker 1: always is over the top and goes wrong and is hilarious.
- 55:37Speaker 1: For some reason. All of the artwork is very pastoral
- 55:41Speaker 1: in themes. So there's like a lot of cows, a
- 55:44Speaker 1: lot of horses, a lot of babies, a lot of milkmaids,
- 55:47Speaker 1: a lot of like hey, green, green grass, or you know,
- 55:51Speaker 1: it's just it's just farm life or whatever, and so
- 55:54Speaker 1: it's it's great, you know, and it's super fun to
- 55:56Speaker 1: watch like Johnny be a horse or you know, like
- 55:58Speaker 1: someone trying to be you know, a pig or a
- 56:01Speaker 1: baby head or whatever, and it's yeah, it's kind of
- 56:04Speaker 1: like celebrities or when you have to like interact impression ay,
- 56:08Speaker 1: kind of fun social games, you know. I'm trying to say, yeah,
- 56:12Speaker 1: like celebrities. Okay. So basically, Kristen looks over and she
- 56:18Speaker 1: sees that one of the pieces of artwork has a
- 56:21Speaker 1: canvas backing and none of the other ones do. So
- 56:24Speaker 1: she grabs it and it has a shield in it,
- 56:26Speaker 1: which is great because she gets the shield and Rob
- 56:29Speaker 1: doesn't get the shield. And at this point, if Rob
- 56:31Speaker 1: got the shield, he'd be like, you have too much.
- 56:33Speaker 1: It's almost too much. Canvas. Is so upset. She's like,
- 56:36Speaker 1: I literally can't even get people to like give him
- 56:38Speaker 1: a break, Like she tried to get Johnny to get
- 56:41Speaker 1: a place to get a shield, and everyone's like, no, Rob, please,
- 56:43Speaker 1: don't let our Rob have a chance of going. And
- 56:46Speaker 1: she's like, oh my god, everyone just wants to drink
- 56:47Speaker 1: his bath water. When she says that, I'm like, yeah, girl, yes,
- 56:51Speaker 1: you have had to. You should have been finding this. Okay.
- 56:54Speaker 1: So here's the thing. When it comes to the roundtable,
- 56:57Speaker 1: we know what's going to happen. It's Trader on Trader.
- 57:00Speaker 1: It's the one part of the show that also hasn't
- 57:02Speaker 1: been addressed. If you've now watched Traders, you know that
- 57:06Speaker 1: at some point, if you're faithful, you're going to have
- 57:10Speaker 1: Trader on Trader fighting, which we've already seen. It's literally
- 57:13Speaker 1: obviously already happened. Lisa's gone. There's a Trader fighting on
- 57:16Speaker 1: Trader right now when this is happening, even afterward, it
- 57:19Speaker 1: doesn't I wonder, Yeah, I can't wait to see in
- 57:21Speaker 1: the next episodes when people or if people start to
- 57:25Speaker 1: piece together what happens as at this roundtable as being
- 57:30Speaker 1: Trader on Trader. Obviously, at this point, the house thinks
- 57:35Speaker 1: Candace because she had done a throwaway vote for Rob
- 57:40Speaker 1: could be a Trader, and Candice had handled herself so well,
- 57:43Speaker 1: it's just unfortunate just that she didn't make the pivots
- 57:46Speaker 1: when she had to make the pivots. There is like
- 57:49Speaker 1: a last ditch effort of this game. There's like one
- 57:54Speaker 1: final exit that you get where if you don't take
- 57:58Speaker 1: that final exit, you or done. Whatever you do after that,
- 58:01Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter, Like, I don't know what you
- 58:03Speaker 1: could do. She would have had to like have constructed
- 58:06Speaker 1: the biggest distraction or takedown to get out of this,
- 58:10Speaker 1: but she kept spinning her wheels because unfortunately, Candace wants
- 58:15Speaker 1: to hang her hat on Rob being a trader at
- 58:18Speaker 1: this point because she feels like Rob's reaction to finding
- 58:23Speaker 1: out that Colton was one that had died was suspect
- 58:27Speaker 1: by dropping his fork or acting weird. But it's just
- 58:30Speaker 1: not enough. No one had seen it. Everyone's like, no,
- 58:33Speaker 1: he means he would act weird, Colton was his best friend.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Like what do you say? Like, it didn't land. And
- 58:38Speaker 1: so when people came to her and was like okay,
- 58:40Speaker 1: so okay, So now you're putting your trader finger on
- 58:46Speaker 1: Rob and yesterday you just do it like a throwwavevote,
- 58:49Speaker 1: it ends up being that you think it is, like
- 58:51Speaker 1: that's kind of weird, and she's like, yeah, no, that's
- 58:54Speaker 1: because it happened this morning, Candace having unfortunately promised Rob
- 59:00Speaker 1: right before the round table that she was going to
- 59:02Speaker 1: make mincemeat of him. I mean, she really gave a
- 59:04Speaker 1: performance of her lifetime where she's like, I know who
- 59:07Speaker 1: you are. You're a snake. You can't charm me. All
- 59:10Speaker 1: the tattoos all over your arms, that's all your family,
- 59:13Speaker 1: that's who you are, that's your mom that's your dad.
- 59:15Speaker 1: That's you, that's like you. Those more pictures of you,
- 59:17Speaker 1: those are you, those earlier. That's who you come from.
- 59:19Speaker 1: You are a snake, you cold, hot at snake. I've
- 59:23Speaker 1: been looking in your eyes. Oh you've been telling lies
- 59:27Speaker 1: this whole house. You're a lover boy. That's what Chris says,
- 59:30Speaker 1: you know. She just keeps singing the whole song to him.
- 59:33Speaker 1: He's like, can I get out of here? Yeah? Rob.
- 59:35Speaker 1: It's funny because Rob, she's basically so pissed, but she
- 59:39Speaker 1: does such a good job of holding it together. It's
- 59:41Speaker 1: why I'm like, oh god, I really almost wish I
- 59:43Speaker 1: went to law school just to like see, you know, badass,
- 59:47Speaker 1: you know, especially women or whatever. Badass people get to
- 59:50Speaker 1: hold their ground and conversations just when you get to
- 59:54Speaker 1: have moments of being like I know you, I see you.
- 59:57Speaker 1: You can't pull the wool over my eyes, buddy, I'm
- 59:59Speaker 1: right here, Yeah, I'm right here. You can't do it. Yeah,
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: But there's a little fantasy about that, and that is
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: what she says. She's basically like, if I go down,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: your name's coming out. And then he's like, well, that's
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: bad sportsmanship, and she's like that's bad sportsmanship. That's bad
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: sportsman ship. Like she's like, she's she's like, don't you
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: fucking say anything to me about how to play this game.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: She's so pissed, and I get it. It's because he's
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: backed her into a corner. He never you know, I'm saying,
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: is it unfortunate? I'm like, Candace, why didn't you like
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: go up to him and butter him up or whatever?
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: And the other truth is he certainly didn't do it
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: to her, and he certainly didn't do it to Lisa.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: It's like he walked into that tourre and then saw
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: that there was two housewives and was like, I don't
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: want this. Fuck this, and then he won, and I,
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: you know, it's like, okay. At this point, Candace obviously
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: is voted out, and she is of course a trader
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: and now everyone's like, oh my god, Rob, and so
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: now Rob is now the only trader left. So of
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: course Alan has to go up to him and be like,
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: all right, let's bring another fishy in, honey, and he's like,
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: what do I do? And at first we're like, Moira,
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: I guess that one's in love with you. You should
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: do her? And he decides to do admnut okay, and
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I could do that. I could do
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: someone who they think is an absolute trader and then
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: just use that person like a you know, used tissue
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: and then get them to banish that trader and then
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: just still be another trader. But then you also run
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: the risk of that person pointing you out. And then
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you just get the smartest person you
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: can and just take that person at the end, and
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: that's what he does, and he picks Eric. So Eric
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: is offered a chance to join the Traders Trader trade tour.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Rob My Loves Moira went on Thing'll watch What Happens
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Live and teased that they may or may not be
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: together and they may or may not have like romance
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: coming up in the next part of the season, and
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: I'm really happy about that. I don't mind a little
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: just in time for the holiday. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: I'm having like some brain fog issues, which is like
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: making me like remembering names a little hard. I cannot
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: believe I've forgot Phaedra's name. I can't call her Porsche.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: I don't want to get I don't want to get
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: my real housewives confused, and I don't want to get
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: my like lovely like black American real housewives confused, especially
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: with the ones I begin with the pe that were
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: on Atlanta, especially when I was talking about my other
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: lovely black American real housewife who's a lawyer, when I
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: was talking about Canvas, So all of that is happening.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: I'm sad about Candis being gone. She definitely was like
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: my favorite trader. Even though I think that Rob is hot,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: I don't want to just like put my eggs in
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: or my gold in a basket of someone who's just
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: gonna fuck over other people. I feel like that's what's
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: happening in the world already, and it just feels shitty.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: It also low key feels like how come men just
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: fuck over people all the time? Doesn't that kind of
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: feel like it means like Lisa and Candis were like, Oh,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: we're just gonna like be the traders all together in
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: one big, happy family, and Rob was like, now, I
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: love when Colton was like, yeah, budd each me and
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: you will probably the final six, you know, like oh,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: hold your gold, and you know, just like yeah, Lisa,
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: you're a trader. And then Rob's like a trader and
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: just doesn't put in a fight to save Colton. That
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: was fine for him to get killed, if not better
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: for Rob's It makes him look more safe, more like
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: a faithful can you believe it? Yeah, Natalie has an
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: interesting game. She just seems too emotionally invested, so I
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: don't quite understand, like where her head's at. Tara is
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: funny because Tara feels like she's just being tossed around
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: the house. You know. I like her personality, but like
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: every one of her like guesses or moves are bad.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: No one. I don't know why anyone doesn't suspect Rob,
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: except that I think that maybe Kristen does, because I
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: think that Kristen does, because I think that Kristen has
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: an absolute Spidey sense for toxic masculinity gone off the rails.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: And I think that Rob had been doing a pretty
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: good job keeping the on his because Colton was so loud,
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: And if Colton was so loud, Michael was there, Michael
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Oppaport was taking all the space in the room. Michael leaves,
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: and then Colton is taking all the space in the room.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: And now with Colton gone, Rob is going to have
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: to make moves like in a higher volume, and I
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: think that they're just going to be like seen more.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: He already has a lot of heat on him. Now
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: we said he has this dagger, and I know certain
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: people know that he has the dagger. So as we
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: go into the episodes, I wonder if that power starts
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: to lay bare, the idea that he has too much power.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: They're going to have to have another twist in the game.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Obviously the antidote was a twist, and obviously the dagger
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: in itself is a twist. They're going to have to
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: give the faithfuls or someone the opportunity to see the
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: truth or to see the trader, to see They're gonna
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: have to give one of the faithfuls, yeah, the ability
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: to maybe guess or have a clue of who one
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: of the traders is. And I think that that pressure
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: is going to hopefully give Rob like some sweat. You
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: can't just have them like win the whole thing, all right,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: My loves tonight, Love is Blind premiere, So I'm excited
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: to watch that. Thank you so much for hanging out
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: with me and talking traders with me. I hope you
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: guys like the show. I'm enjoying it so far like loved.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: I loved the pearl gorgeous jacket that Alan wore during
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: the Black Banquet, Pearl eyebrows and like, you know, like
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: this dripping pearl jacket. There's this place on Melrose Is
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: called Cosmo's Glam Squad. It's like this club kid drag,
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: very drag friendly, queer friendly fashion boutique and they always
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: have like super outlandish things and it feels like whoever
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: buys things for the show like there and like picks
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: up pieces because this pearl jacket like is ideally something
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: from Cosmo's Glam Squad. I love pearls. Yeah, I just uh,
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: everyone looks so good. Later on, I think Alan wears
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: one of his Tartan It feels like Alan in the
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: amazing technic color Tartan two piece suit. It's like every
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: kind of plaid, that kind of Scottish plaid that like
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Christmas pajamas are made out of the blue ones, the
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: green ones, the buffalo plaid, the red ones, the white ones.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: If you had just gotten a bunch of the Christmas
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: pj's that we all know and love, and then you
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: know they're probably discarded after a while and just cutting, pasted, patched,
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: together two piece suit. Honey, he wears one of those
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: or one of the challenges that you guys again not
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: only for listening, but will you also tell me if
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: you feel like the Taco Bell commercial is like wildly
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: genetically altered where genetically or like you know, retouched in
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: a way where you're like, I can't tell face that is.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: I can't believe that they got Caroline to say beef
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: cheesy Grdida crunch. I mean, that's the beef cheesy Gordida crunch.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: You know. Sure, voice is so great. I can't do it.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: I gotta do my better. I gotta do some better
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: impressions for my Caroline. It's so great that they've had
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: people with fun voices on Traders, like gaddies, like super
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: dry fun voice. I mean everyone will remember her infamous
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: inside out garment bag look from last year. I'm so
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: impressed by the fashion. I'm so thankful that the people
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: on the show are like coming out because it's you know,
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: it's difficult to like show up with all these like
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: amazing looks, and I'm so appreciative to be a little
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: audience member. Okay, so, Nanae Fiance, the single life is out.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: You can listen to my recap on Vanity Farrah or
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: on YouTube if you want to see Actually no, if
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: you want to see the visuals for the single Life premiere,
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: that is only on Patreon. Sorry about it. So that's
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: patreon dot com slash Chris Ferra. Going forward, you can
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: see all the visuals and the episodes first and foremost
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: on the Patreon and then I'll release them to YouTube
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: maybe or maybe not, depending on if I like the
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: way I looked at them. So having said that before,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: the ninety Days is also happening. That's in the docket
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: obviously Traders, and then coming up Love is Blind. I'm
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: so pumped and thank you so much for hanging out
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: with me. Let's do two breaths. Happy Valentine's Dan, I'll
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: send you on your merry way. Thank you so much
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: for all on mea night, honey. I hope your flowers bloomed?
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: All right? Can you believe eight people are in the
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: room with me right now, seven twenty three pm. For
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: some reason in the space and time we are all together.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: It's kind of exciting because no matter where you are
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: driving or a different city, or things about what you
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: have to do or half watching something or half cooking,
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: or for some reason, I'm an open tab on your
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: browser and you're listening to my sound of my voice
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: like some ASMR God bless, Why would you? Why you
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: would do that? Who knows? No matter though we are
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: all together in this moment, and this entire world seems disconnected,
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: sometimes not even real, And so to hang on to
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: these moments of like what is happening in real time?
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: What is happening in the present moment, It brings me
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: in my nervous system relief. And so that's why I
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: guess I try to practice it, and why I'm practicing
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: is it with you guys. You're my friends, and you
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: can move into my house on my YouTube channel or
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: on my podcast, And so I just want to hang
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: out with my friends and make sure we're all doing
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: some tue diligence to be with ourselves present in this moment,
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: grounded feet on the floor are whatever you have to
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: do so that you're My mind is with us, the
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: people in this room. We're doing it all for each other.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: Either listening to the sound of my voice or whatever's
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: happening in your room or your breath send sorely to
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: bring you to this very time, two breaths. We don't
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: always have to get everything right the first time, practice
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: it and never actually has to be right. We can
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: just move a little closer to some goal and that
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: is enough. You know what I'm saying, Okay, blowing it
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: all out. Thank you for spending time with me. Thank
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: you for being here. Thank you for just like sharing
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: a little space with me and then just taking in
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: my thoughts, my voice, my image for however many minutes.
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: Why you would do that, I'll never know, but I
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: certainly feel like a certain amount of I guess approval
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: or validation from it, So I really thank you for it.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: You know it's hard. It's hard out there, but I
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: also want you to have like whatever I can give
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: to you from that moment and from this moment, So
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: share yourselves. I guess That's why I say what I say.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: Take you to take care of yourself first and foremost,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: and make sure you can like do anything so you
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: can take care of brothers. It's important. It's like the
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: best way we ate we can take care of ourselves.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: You have to stand there for what you believe, and
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: you make art sell my loves. I would love you
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: to tell me the ways in which you do any
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: of those things, and if you find an unexpected way
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: that you do it. Even if you did something and
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: then later on you're like, you know what, I made
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: a batch of oatmeal for my cousin. I sprinkled gojeeberries
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: and sent a minute. It was pretty in the morning,
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: and then I gave it to that person. It was
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: a little artistic, little piece of art. And I gave
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: that person and I also had one for me, So
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: you know what I did. It took care of myself,
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: took care brothers, made art, duh, and stood up for
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: what I believe, which is a yummy breakfast, proteiny breakfast
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: or whatever healthy breakfast you know, like a sustainable Carbie
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: energy breakfast that sits with you, honey, that keeps you going,
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: No spikes in the blood sugar necessary. Just let's get
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: down to work, all right, my babes, I've already let
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: you know everything that's happening. Of course, please like this video,
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- 1:12:51Speaker 1: you so much again. All Right, babies, I'll talk to
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: you later. I'll talk to you, you know, coming up
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