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Nick Mullen: Part One | Son of a Boy Dad #386 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Yeah you start, Yeah, you run in Steinfeld, ran into Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 5: That's exactly what I was going to tell them on
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  Speaker 5: the pop.
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  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, what the hell? Jerry Marks the Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ran into Jerry Seinfeld at Breakfast Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 6: He was playing one of the ice.
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  Speaker 1: Protesters running them off the road with a vehicle.
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  Speaker 5: He was, uh, he was doing one of the theaters
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  Speaker 5: and I saw him and I wanted to, uh say
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  Speaker 5: hi because he was a major figure in my like
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  Speaker 5: desire to become a comic.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like if I was in that situation, I
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  Speaker 4: would just act like Kramer, like until he.
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  Speaker 6: Got really mad.
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  Speaker 4: I just follow him around the hotel. Jerry even good
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  Speaker 4: at it. Jerry from your show.
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  Speaker 6: You know you understand remember from you whatever happened to
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  Speaker 6: that guy?
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  Speaker 4: He's all right, jo I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 6: Did you ask him if he knew who you were? No,
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  Speaker 6: of course not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you hit Rory McElroy with that.
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  Speaker 5: That seems possible, And ironically, I have briefly, I think,
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  Speaker 5: said hello to seinfeldt before, but only in passing in
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  Speaker 5: a hallway at Gotham. But the he was he's with
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  Speaker 5: Ryan Hamilton. Oh okay, so I was. I made the
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  Speaker 5: decision to go.
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  Speaker 4: Say Hamilton opened for him. What an interesting way to
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  Speaker 4: go about your career. Yeah, because he's he's funny, he's
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  Speaker 4: a good comic.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and he's got a Netflix special coming out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but it's like he doesn't. It's like
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  Speaker 4: you like to be like, well, I look like you,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, work with this guy that
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  Speaker 4: looks like me. It just seems unnecessary.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the interaction did you did he like
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  Speaker 1: give you anything?
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  Speaker 6: Well, so I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: I saw him from way across the restaurant, the breakfast
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  Speaker 5: restaurant at the hotel, and I only saw him. I
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  Speaker 5: knew he was with two other guys. Then I went
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  Speaker 5: back to my table and I was like, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: I know. He's very standoffish. That's my impression of Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, I'm not going to say hi
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  Speaker 5: to him. And I texted my manager that he was there,
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  Speaker 5: and he was like, go say hi. He's a nice guy.
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  Speaker 5: And I got the courage to do so. And then
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  Speaker 5: as I turned the corner, I noticed Ryan and I
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  Speaker 5: was like, Ryan, Ryan Hamilton, I'm saying hi to you.
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  Speaker 5: And Ryan was like, oh my god, Francis Jerry. This
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  Speaker 5: is Francis. He's a good comic. And then I could
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  Speaker 5: see Seinfeld relax. He's like, oh, he's not going to
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  Speaker 5: ask me for a picture. In no way is he
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  Speaker 5: trojan horsing his way through my opener into saying hello
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  Speaker 5: to me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what.
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  Speaker 4: You were like. This is too much deference towards Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 4: He was we should listen to great show went off
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  Speaker 4: the air twenty five years. What has he done since
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  Speaker 4: that great movie? I went to Israel and fired in
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  Speaker 4: an assault rifle.
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  Speaker 6: Outside.
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  Speaker 4: Is he doing good stuff?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I would have gone you should
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  Speaker 4: have ruined this morning. Then you should have apologized to
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  Speaker 4: Ryan the entire time. I'm like, I'm sorry, I gotta
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  Speaker 4: really I got to ruin this practice.
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  Speaker 6: Shall we That's the end of that end of course
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  Speaker 6: that I did not even know. Yeah, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 6: welcome to the Son of a boy To podcast Today.
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  Speaker 6: It's twenty third March twenty third, and we were joined
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  Speaker 6: by Nick Mullen.
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  Speaker 4: Hello everybody, thank you for being here, Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been to the Barstool offices. I didn't put
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  Speaker 4: it together it would be here. I'm just I thought
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  Speaker 4: it would be somebody's living room, because I mean this
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  Speaker 4: looks like a you know.
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  Speaker 6: Fake SI. Didn't they try to hire you?
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  Speaker 1: Didn't like Dave try to hire you, like fifteen years
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  Speaker 1: ago or something like that to do radio or something
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  Speaker 1: or is that a.
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  Speaker 4: Web website design?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you were going to run hr.
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  Speaker 4: They were like, we think you should design the website.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't really know how to do that,
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  Speaker 4: but I'll try. I need you to and I blew it.
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  Speaker 1: You can learn.
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  Speaker 6: I blew it.
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  Speaker 4: But they paid take me ten million dollars, you know.
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  Speaker 4: So when I say, oh, I owe Dave that with
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  Speaker 4: a ten million he gave me to pretend to know
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  Speaker 4: how to make a website.
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  Speaker 1: Ten like ten years of barstool blogs were like lost.
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  Speaker 1: There really is like somebody that blue website designed for them?
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  Speaker 6: Me? Is there really? They just lost ten years of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like tried to hire somebody and like it's
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  Speaker 1: probably like good because it was probably the most based
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  Speaker 1: profane stuff that they ever said. Yeah, yeah, but yeah
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  Speaker 1: they dodged a bullet.
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  Speaker 4: That's my first interaction with Barstool Sports ever was my
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  Speaker 4: cousin showing me a video on his phone of a
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  Speaker 4: woman at a bar pulling her pussy out, like like
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  Speaker 4: she's dancing and she just pulls her pussy out and
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  Speaker 4: people are like yeah, and that was on. It was
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  Speaker 4: like a why are you showing? Like is it am
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  Speaker 4: I laughing at this? Or backing off to you know,
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  Speaker 4: like what what is? And then I was like, what's
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  Speaker 4: this website? And he's like, oh, it's just stuff like this.
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  Speaker 4: So that's what I thought it was.
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  Speaker 6: When you say pulling, she pulled her pussys like.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember the exact They're at a bar. It's
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  Speaker 4: like Marti Gras or something. And then she's like, there's like.
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  Speaker 1: A magician when they have like multi colored ribbon inside
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  Speaker 1: their mouth.
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  Speaker 4: She was just like yeah, she was doing like coyote
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  Speaker 4: ugly but then like yeah when revealed it, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 4: but she didn't she like just unpack it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Oh no, no, okay, I thought maybe it was.
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. Like she pulled the zipper down and
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  Speaker 4: then squeezed like like you're almost at a toothpaste, like
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  Speaker 4: a surprise snake.
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  Speaker 6: Just popped out pez dispenser.
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  Speaker 1: Early on in Barstool, there was a video that someone
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  Speaker 1: sent in only to Barstool of a guy fucking a
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  Speaker 1: fish at the Jersey Shore, like and there was like
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  Speaker 1: a rush. They were like we got to get our
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  Speaker 1: watermark on this. Yeah, we need to own that bar stool.
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  Speaker 1: If this gets viral, we need to know where it
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  Speaker 1: came from.
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  Speaker 6: We're stooling stripes on it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's what I was like, Oh, it's just
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  Speaker 4: stuff like that.
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  Speaker 6: It was. That's kind of what it was until what
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  Speaker 6: like four or five years ago. No, not fold though
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  Speaker 6: obviously the entire company wasn't that, But that's how what's
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  Speaker 6: what with the Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: A multi billion dollar company.
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  Speaker 6: Squeezing. I remember when I got when they reached out
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  Speaker 6: to me to hire me. I was like, the the
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  Speaker 6: count that posts SuDS doing like backflips off of roofs.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I thought it was. I didn't know there
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  Speaker 6: was a whole network attached to the brand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like Chive I think adjacent early on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about Chive was great. Yeah, Ive had a
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  Speaker 1: TV channel at bars for a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like there'd just be a loop of
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  Speaker 1: people like running mini motorcycles off of bridges and shit.
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  Speaker 6: I've never understood that at like a bar.
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  Speaker 4: And then their whole was that was that heavy in
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  Speaker 4: their branding, the like uh, to keep keep calm and
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  Speaker 4: chive on, which didn't make any sense because they were
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  Speaker 4: the first to like resurrect that because that was initially
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  Speaker 4: that was there was a British thing from like World
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  Speaker 4: War two and they were getting bombed, and then they
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  Speaker 4: were like, well what this could be about like funny internet.
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  Speaker 1: Videos And that's probably why we started doing Viva la stool.
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  Speaker 1: That's like our battle cry, yeah, which.
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  Speaker 5: Is from the Spanish Revolution. Yeah, when they were like
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  Speaker 5: Viva la Revolution.
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  Speaker 4: But that's been appropriated plenty. There's plenty of viva. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: there's Viva obam, you know what I mean. It's like
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  Speaker 4: that's so that's been used. But to keep calm and
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  Speaker 4: and chive on, it's like that's a weird pull.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen that repurposed in many different spotis have you?
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was that first and then I saw
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  Speaker 4: it then it was everywhere. Then it was like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like did the millennial like work from coffee shop women
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  Speaker 4: all had the tote bags that were like keep coming
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  Speaker 4: know that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right when you saw reused, was it before the
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  Speaker 1: chibe or like recently.
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  Speaker 5: It's just you know, I don't know the timeline of
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  Speaker 5: chive to learn mass productions and you know, Viva pat
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  Speaker 5: your cat whatever it is. I've seen one. I've seen
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  Speaker 5: so many.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say they brought it back. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just gonna I don't care whether it's true or not.
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  Speaker 5: I like your version. Yeah, I'm fine. I can live
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  Speaker 5: with that. I don't have a problem with that.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like when you two, when you guys were reconnecting,
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  Speaker 1: it was over the beans. It was over coffee beans reconnecting.
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  Speaker 1: Did we have a falling out the way Francis says
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  Speaker 1: it is?
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  Speaker 6: You guys were.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't realize I was a reconnected I thought
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  Speaker 4: I just saw you again, and you're telling me about
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  Speaker 4: your coffee.
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  Speaker 6: Well.
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  Speaker 5: I what was funny was that I didn't know that
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  Speaker 5: I had your phone number, and I asked, Harry.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to get you to play like terminator, dude,
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  Speaker 4: this is the kind of transgender terminator.
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  Speaker 6: This is the funniest, fucking, some horrible idea.
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  Speaker 4: It's a terminator but he's got a pussy and he
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  Speaker 4: cuts everyone's dick off or something.
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  Speaker 6: I remember when Francis brought this to me and he
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  Speaker 6: was like, do you think I should do this?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, dude, it's Nick Mallin. Shane gave me your number.
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  Speaker 5: I got a sketch playing the terminator. I say say
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  Speaker 5: no more, friend, I am in, and then you go
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  Speaker 5: it's brand done, safe parentheses, trans terminator shooting up the building.
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  Speaker 5: And then you go, oh, okay, awesome responding. And then
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  Speaker 5: I go, oh, I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember what the idea was. I know, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there had to have been another element there where I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: we got I got to spend the money to do this,
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  Speaker 4: because it couldn't. It couldn't. I won't give myself a
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  Speaker 4: little bit more credit. There had to have been something
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  Speaker 4: else there. Maybe there wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Why Francis though, just because he had like pecks or
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  Speaker 1: a pussy well, I was.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what comedian could pass for the terminator? And there's
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  Speaker 4: it's like, you know, I mean, you're kind of the
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  Speaker 4: only option. Really. There's guys that are jacked, but they're
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  Speaker 4: five to one. Yeah, right, and then there's that's it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like either you or like what Dante Nero, who's
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  Speaker 4: the wouldn't make any sense with anybody else.
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  Speaker 6: The Rocky Dale Dale da Rockey Dale. Davis's pretty strong,
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  Speaker 6: He's very strong. Christa Stefano, but he can't be the terminator.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably not. No, I don't know I got you know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe I didn't put much thought in.
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  Speaker 5: Let's not let's just say that going forward, if there,
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  Speaker 5: if there are any there is no one else.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, yeah, the Jackson's comic.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just the guy for those roles and there we
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  Speaker 5: shouldn't consider other people.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice, Yeah, to get a monopoly on it.
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  Speaker 5: Just want I don't know why we tried to, you know,
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  Speaker 5: lose me work.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to do that.
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  Speaker 6: Are you like the most jack comic? No?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Jensen's Pretty Jackson. She's super Jazz.
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  Speaker 4: I was imagining. You guys know who Nathan Jones is.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: He's the Australian like he's like anytime they need a
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  Speaker 4: big guy for a movie, he's in. He's in Troy,
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  Speaker 4: He's in that movie. He's like the big guy that fight.
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  Speaker 4: Jet Lee's one of the producers helped me out. Nathan Jones.
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  Speaker 4: He's the bald guy.
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  Speaker 6: He's the agrious.
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  Speaker 4: Uh maybe in the first sounds like a role he
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  Speaker 4: would play. I don't know what bo Agrius is, but oh,
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  Speaker 4: here we go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this guy it is, Yeah, but he and.
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  Speaker 1: That's when he stabs him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he jumps to me. Yeah right right, Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 4: big as hell. Anyways, I was imagining him yesterday and
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  Speaker 4: he's he's carrying Aaron Berg around, strapped into the front,
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  Speaker 4: connected together and he doesn't speak, but Aaron Berg's sucking
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  Speaker 4: in like a baby Bjorn in the front of.
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  Speaker 6: I could picture it completely.
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  Speaker 1: I've been mercilessly crowd worked by Aaron Berg multiple times.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to Aaron Berg shows, I'm going, what am
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  Speaker 4: I gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: It's Thursday night again, I'm going to get my back
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  Speaker 1: with Berg. Yeah, it's just at the cellar.
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  Speaker 4: He'll just nice had dickhead. Where'd you get that a
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: black Eye's peanuts?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly that?
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  Speaker 4: Where's your where's your fucking coffee? From the Puerto Rican
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  Speaker 4: gay sex?
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  Speaker 1: It's exactly that.
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  Speaker 4: He just destroys me.
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  Speaker 5: I once did a private Christmas party with Aeron Berg
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  Speaker 5: and he opened which was it was just him and
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  Speaker 5: then me, and he's.
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  Speaker 6: Aggressively Jewish, right, he is very Jewish.
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  Speaker 4: Oppressively yeah, oppressively yeah, yeah, oh.
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  Speaker 5: But he he when you when you follow him in
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  Speaker 5: a setting like that, it's as bad as it could be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: because he's built for that Yeah, random crowd of people
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  Speaker 5: that aren't particularly interested.
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  Speaker 4: It is shocking. It's like magic watching him destroy Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because if you repeated any of it, people would be
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  Speaker 4: like and then he went to jail.
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  Speaker 1: Transfer a while.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it destroys. It's insane to me. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: it's like nice looking. It's nice, like clean looking people
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  Speaker 4: in the audience, and then it's like, whoa, have you
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: ever been raped a Chinese man? And people are like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't, but okay, what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you say to you? He was he was like
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  Speaker 1: he was like called me autistic for like a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and then he was just making fun of how big
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  Speaker 1: my shirt was and how short my shorts were. It
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  Speaker 1: was hard, like for maybe ten minutes, you have to
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  Speaker 1: stand and you.
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  Speaker 4: Were dressed like this, Yeah I belong, didn't even have
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  Speaker 4: you didn't even have.
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  Speaker 1: Tiny pats, just fucking flaming me. It was so shameful.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a part of the room where the
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  Speaker 1: light was only hitting me. It was like the Blues
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  Speaker 1: Brothers when like Dode you see the light. It was
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  Speaker 1: just so fucking shameful and embarrassing. But I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: what I signed up for. Yeah, in the crowd of
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  Speaker 1: a comedy show. Where was that the lines then, I
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  Speaker 1: think it was probably at the Yeah, it got to
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  Speaker 1: be at the stand, and I think he was closing.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was at the end because yeah, I
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: don't think they wanted to put anybody after him.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Well, he hosts a lot. I mean, I don't know
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: if he's still doing that. But but when I was
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: going to the stand regularly, he.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Was doing Frantic on Mondays. Yeah, that was the show
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: because it was his show, his and Karen's show.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, well it used to be it was Michael Costa's show.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I think really, yeah, a long time ago. Really the
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: initial I might be wrong in that, but I think
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: that that's what it was. That's where it started. But yeah, yeah,
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: on Mond.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: I love Michael Costa.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I got it. I got an award this weekend at
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: a firefighters banquet.
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: Oh yes it was.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: It was fucking sick. Uh, but I mean it was
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: what were you awarded for? I think just raising money,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: raising money for the red stripe for the boys. But uh,
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: there was one of the guys that got an award.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: As he went up, he was like this five foot one,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: very old firefighter and the guy next to me, is
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: like this guy like he every summer he walks around
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: with the biggest stack of fake one hundred dollars bills
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: and just goes to Chinese markets and buys watermelons, buys
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: like buys them out of watermelons for the entire firehouse.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Like that's this guy's calling card, is going around the
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: city just buying watermelons and bringing them back to the firehouse.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: He's actually counterfeiting.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: He's counter he's actively counterfeiting, and he only hits Chinese
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: markets because he's like they can't tell the difference.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: They don't know.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: You'd think a fruit vendor wouldn't be on the on
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: the fucking on his guard.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it countera well honed he said. He's he's hit
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: thousands of them, thousands of.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: To see someone paying for a watermelon with one hundred
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: dollars bill.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: How excited are they to be bought out of all
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: of their watermelons? They're like this guy's uh, he's like
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: in the seventies he owned money to the gotties, but
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: since he was married into the mob, they picked him
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: up and like took him to the KNARSI pier broke
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: his legs and called the fire house and we're like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: pick up your guy, damn fucking lying there. And so
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, I need to meet this guy. And
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I had the guy who was running everything introduced me
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: to this guy, and they're like, he has so many stories.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Just tell him the story of how you met your son.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And the guy was like you. So he's walking down
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: like the main strip of Canarsi and this kid came
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: up to him. He was like, I think you're my dad,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: and he was like, let me get a good look
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: at you, like you do kind of look like me,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and the kids like can I get a hug? He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I just met you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: And it was let's start with the watermelon.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: Did they do testing to find out it was his son?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: It was his son.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Interesting?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: It was just this preposterous. And then the guy like
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: walked away towards like the fifty to fifty raffle and
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: pulled out the crispist fold of one hundred dollars bills.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he was actually like.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: That's a that's a serious crime. Like the Secret Services invested.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, Federal printer gale too, there's got to be
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: no statute of limitations.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: It's it's weird it doesn't happen more that, like, because
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: back in the day it's like to have you know,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: nobody had a printer. But I'm surprised at that. You
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: don't hear like constantly about children being arrested for counterfeiting.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: I remember printing money when I was a kid, exactly,
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: like everything printer.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, I'll print money.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: My parents freaked the funk out at me. I was like,
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: I put a I put a one dollar bill in
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: like the copier, and it prints out just one sided,
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: and I like cut it out and showed it to
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: my parents, and they were like, you can never do that. Interesting,
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Like I don't.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: It's one so that parents really hate counterfeiting.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Secret service, your parents pankertons.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: You should be.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, the government's allowed to print money. Why the
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: fuck can't I print money?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, it's absolute bullshit.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, shouldn't have given us the right to have
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: a printer at home. They don't want us to print money.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: It's crazy.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You see this morning Trump did it again. He keeps
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: tricking the markets.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, saying the war ended.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this morning he did again. He's like, good news,
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: we talked, we got a peace. Steel runs like no,
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: we did, Like oil drop like ten percent immediately.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: If you can lie, that's fine, Yeah, go down.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: It's just yeah, I don't know how much longer people
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: are gonna continue, probably indefinitely.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's like they just keep on he keeps
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: on lying, and then then they just people just see
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: videos of like just missiles raining down.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: The missiles, and then they're also they're like starting to
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: like having a like ration gas in Australia. It's like, yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: eventually it's gonna be we're gonna get to a point
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: where it's like you can't afford food here, you're starving
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: to death, but your for one ca is great. They're
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: just gonna continue manipulation.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: To keep the money in the market.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Like at least I got two million dollars in a video.
• 20:45
  Speaker 6: Stop.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: I can't go see the doctor and I haven't.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: He badly bodied that Uh Japanese reporter talking about Pearl Harbor.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was insane.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: That was so nasty.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: I didn't really as they had a lady Prime Minister
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: of Japan.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Now yeah, and she's still riding with us even though
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: they got bodied I think she's still she.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Didn't seem to fuck with that comment at all. No,
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: And well.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: That's what's weird of Japanese people to be. They were
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: like offended by it, and it's like, but you did
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Pearl Harbor. Yeah, if he had said, like, well, we
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: didn't tell you before we did fucking Hiroshima, then you
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: could be offended at that, right, But you can't be
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: offended about something you did. Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the thousands of braves. So that's probably the last
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: thing that they're ever expecting. It's like a Pearl Harbor
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: reference from the president.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: They said that there's a vicious.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Surely he's not going to bring up Pearl Harbor.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's a water under the bridge. At this point, they said,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: there's an article.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: That came out ships under the water right now that.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: There's like a huge porn a huge male porn star
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: shortage in Japan.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Oh I saw that too, that.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: There's twenty thousand women.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: How though they blurre the one man, they blurred the penis.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Couldn't they just use the same guy for every single video.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they could, but I don't know
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: if the guys are are bad.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I think because like something happened over there where they shifted.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Like it's like thirty to forty percent of the male
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: population in Japan has never fucked.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like adults.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: That's that's not like including children. There's something crazy like that,
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: And I think it's You can be like, oh, well,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: it's because Japanese guys are fucking losers and they don't
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: have game or whatever, but that's not the case. I
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: think they're Yeah, they're like, no, well they were. They're
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: in love with cartoons. Yeah, like the cartoons got good
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: enough that they just they want to like to they
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: want to marry a pillow.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Or like something, fuck a vacuum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: coming for us, though. I really believe that there were
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: like twenty years behind from this and that there will
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: be this.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I think we're getting there already.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coming.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: The the boys aren't fucking anymore.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys aren't drinking and the boys aren't fucking both.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: The younger kids, even younger than me, they're not fucking
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: at all.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Is that right at all?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: You know it's younger than you, twelve.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: No pussy anymore.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: I've always seen videos of like sixteen year old boys
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: being like I'm never having sex.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, I was like, I'm how that sentence was
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: gonna hap.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's the one kid who's always like what's better than yeah,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: exact yeah, God fearing woman.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: That's the only reference that I have.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: But that guy is tens of thousands of followers.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: He's leading the path.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: We're kid, We're slowly everyone's gonna be Muslim and like.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that's the that's the route. Everyone's going heavy
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: on religion. Religion's back in a big way.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: But it's going to be Islam.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be any religion.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's not, Yeah, because there's more mystery there.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: It's not.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: It's different. You could lie about what it is. Yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: you know, it's also interesting. Most people had some exposure
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: to Christianity or Catholicism growing up, you know, so it's
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: there's not too much meat on the bone there to
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: like rediscover that. But is lom you can you can say, yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: you get you get a genie. Yeah, it's also you
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: would probably I would believe that, right. Sounds good if
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: if a guy with a big beard and a turbine
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: him is like, no, genies are real and you can
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: have one.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be like, okay, and you get the virgins,
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: but we don't want that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: God up, there going to be seventy two highly experienced
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: loose women waiting for you.
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you should be able to trade in your virgins
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: for something else, like especially if you're not a plush toys.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, GameCube game.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: With the whole game g ten virgins for.
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: Two pairs of Japanese salvage dnim?
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: Is that?
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Are you into that? I'm into Japanese clothing, Japanese denim. Yeah,
• 24:45
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• 24:47
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• 24:53
  Speaker 4: When I go into Muji and I look at the
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: clothes in there, just the material and the weight to them,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm not fat, but I'm like, I'm
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: too fat for these clothes. Like I don't know, you
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: have to have like body fat. Yeah right, it's nipply,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: yeah right like Muji.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Just like the the cut of Muji is.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, look at can you imagine me where I'd
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: look like Donald Duck top one.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I want to wear it so bad though, because it's
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: like affordable. Is it their old Navy? What's the analogous brand?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: It's apparently Muji is like their kmart. It's like dog
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: shit over there and they bring it here and people.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Are like, people go crazy for it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but there. What's big over there in Tokyo is
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: they they're seven to eleven is I think they have
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: seven elevens. But they also have a place called Lasson's,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: which is like a convenience store. Yeah, raw, it would
• 25:44
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• 25:49
  Speaker 4: was just like a chain of convenience stores in fucking
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Ohio that got like restructured or whatever. It's gone here now,
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: but they're like huge in Japan really Yeah, And it
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: was just like it was like a circle k or
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: wah wah or something interesting. Can we pull up a Lossons, yeah, Losses.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I think that does.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: Need to get my eyes on this.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: There was the rumor that all of the seven elevens
• 26:12
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• 26:15
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't seem like it has. If anything, it feels
• 26:21
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• 26:23
  Speaker 1: A bit, significantly worse.
• 26:24
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• 26:26
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  Speaker 1: One hundred and forty plus fucking why do you drink
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: that much water? Is that just what you recommended?
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: It's good? Yeah, it's like it helps. Like I'll drink
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: a bunch of If I'm anxious, I'll drink a bunch
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: of water.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I feel like it's probably better to
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: overshoot a little bit than undershot.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Do you ever worry about drowning your organs?
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Is what is that called? Like there's a name for it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to get a lot water though. No.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's it's one of those things where
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: you're more likely to to to be dehydrated than fucking
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: over hydrate.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: There was like the there was a people who did
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: a contest at the mall, like one of those contests
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: where you put your hand on a car or something
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like a mister beast.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: They mister beasted their way and it was like drink
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: a certain amount of water and somebody in the contest died,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: like they just over over watered themselves. But I don't
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: know what that threshold is.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: That's got to be like a pretty uncomfortable way to
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: go out.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like hyper hyper hydrate hyper hydrosis or something
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: I think is the name of it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Sounds right, Yeah, putting those words together.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Don't feel you would just throw up before you drowned.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Excessive uncontrolled. No, that's when you sweat too much. I
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: don't know. I worked in a call center and they had,
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: uh they did, like the contracts with every different like
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: dial up internet company and like every part of rural America. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: and so the job was miserable. When I got hired there,
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: they already had like insane turnover. This is a big building.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: There was like six hundred people on the phones at
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: any given time, Jesus, and they had on the board
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: you could see like calls left in the queue, and
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: it was like twelve hundred thirty. You know, it was
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: like always insane, and they had taken on like two
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: or three more contracts, so it was like it was
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: like crunch time at the fucking call center. And so
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: to retain employees because it was a shitty job, they
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: were like they're like, we're ordering pizza every day. They
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: would always have pizzas. They would try to like but
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: these are call center guys. Like they're all like, uh,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: there should be a different name for like nerds that
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: are dumb.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah you know what I mean.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: They're not like good at anything technically. These have no
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: social skills and like they're you know, like into nerds stuff.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah right.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: There was a guy that like had had a shirt
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: that he would walk around and I forget what it
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: was exactly, but it was something like it was like
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: look out bomb Squad coming through and then like bomb
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: Squad was crossed off and it was like Tessa Tech Support.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: It's like some variation a bad There was a guy
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: that had like a cane that he would walk around with.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: There was a girl that would bring.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: A doll in.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: So a lot of these people were out of shape. Yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: you had to bring a doll in and put it
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: up on her on the desk and brush its hair
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: while she was on the phone. Yeah, there was a
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: lot of freaks.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: That's her water drinking.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: And and then but they had a contest one time.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: This was in Austin, and there's a place called Freebirds
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Burritos down in Austin, and they had a you know
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: that was like the Challenge burrito. It was like a
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: fucking I mean it was like the size of like
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: you know, like a like a football basic. Yeah, it
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: was a giant fucking burrito. And yeah, they had a
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: contest where it's like whoever could finish the burrito the
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: fastest was like good one like a tcla like a
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: fifty five inch flat screen TV. And then the two
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: guys actually finished it. The guy that came in first
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: he won the TV, and the second guy and then
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: one of them I think like they had to like
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: send him home. He was like six. He was like
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: really fucked up, hurting himself, like killing their employees to
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: try and like motivate them to take these fucking terrible.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Go home early. Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the giant Yeah, yeah, this man verse fooding yourself.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Is that the end.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Of the story. Yeah, oh yeah, no, because you said
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: a guy that drank too much water. Oh, I just
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: I thought I thought of that guy that that fucking
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: hurt himself.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: I was look, I was hooked on that, and where
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: was he?
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: It was going?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I well, no, I'm glad now that you brought it back.
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: I hadn't.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: And then and then Russia invaded Ukraine. Something cool, you know,
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: sent home.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: How long ago did that happen?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Last year?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: No, it's in two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Man, I gotta tell you, your your recall of detail is remarkable.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: You remembered the brand of the television that was.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm saying it was like that. It was
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: like a shitty flat screen TV.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: I don't remember what the actual brand of the time.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I just assumed you were telling me.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: In fact, I don't even know would TCL have even
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: been around back then. Tcl's Chinese in two thousand and eight. Yeah,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: I don't think they were even around back then. It
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: was just a shitty TV and they had I went
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: in there. It was in one I remember that like
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: there it was like a room this side and they
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: had size and they had like a conference table set
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: up and it was all the fattest guys at the
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: company around the table. They all had their burritos and
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: they were like.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Go, imagine that now for a TV. TV is now
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: a like you can just you just get a TV
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: instead of doing that.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: In two thousand and eight, they were valuable.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's even that's even bigger than I remember this
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: quadruple super Monster. I think that's fucking insane. I remember
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: it being like like like it was just massive.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Fat that long like that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: It's such a crazy thing to like pitch to the company.
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: It's gonna help boost morale. We're gonna get fifty, we're
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: gonna get fifteen funds of burrito. Yeah.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: My sophomore year, I competed in a burrito eating contest.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: It was seams of four run through q Doba.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Do you know that? Yeah? Yeah, and a.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Very famous place.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got well I never know what chains are
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: regional and based on you know.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let me ask you this. Let's say you signed
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: up for the Nathan's contest and what you do is
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: you eat the bread, but you put that you shove
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: the hot dog in yours, and like they're like looking
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: at the rule book.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: There's nothing in the bylogs, like, I.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Don't know, yeah, right, do you think maybe.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: That's how bad Land's booker used to do it? I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: put it in his folds.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: I feel like I'd rather go bun in the ass,
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: because how.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Would come on? That would be such a godamn.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: You just have to crumble it in while you soak
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: it in water.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: You're out.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: If you soaked it in water, I think your ass
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: would just enhance.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Suck the guy, this guy seeing the guy do the
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: hot dog thing, and it's like we're just trying to
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: copy it and doing it wrong. Just like anyway, just
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: ship all over. Jeremy got he got two hot dogs?
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Hot count the ones in your ass? Guy? Yeah, just
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: shipping after that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Just yeah, he gave himself his own ship.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Would they just come out?
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Hole?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Would you put something in your ass? Is there any
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: digestion that happens in there?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Or does it just comes out hole?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It would just be straight, just three exits as a dog.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Honestly, you could probably like cook them up like they're
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: sou v.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: That's how you sv just put them in your ass.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: They're so processed and like, yeah, I think they could
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: survive twenty four hours in an ass.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: They pop one of those bad boys in get an
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: MRI ship. It out done right under the bun the
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: piping hot from the MRI.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: How would you would you have to put your leg?
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or would you just sit down?
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Anyway?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: You're at Harvard eating a fucking fat ass burrito.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: That's okay. We got to that. No, no, no, I
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: don't care about my story. We we we we lost
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: because of me. You couldn't take it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: I just never done any competitive eating before, and it
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: was just eating as fast as you can.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: And I assume because I eat a lot.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Was that everybody else on the team like a big
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: fat guy. Can you imagine if you're a big fat guy,
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: you go to the food eating contest and some like
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: handsome and shape guy shows up and beats you at
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: the food eating.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Well that's what.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: If I was a big fat guy and showed up.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everything that happened.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I went to karaoke one time, and I did, and
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not a karaoke guy. It was at Pinebox Rock Shop,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: remember that. Then it's in Bushwick. They do They used
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: to do comedy shows too, but they would have carry
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: they had karaoke lead. It came by and what I did,
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: uh Mother Danzig And there was a big fat guy
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: sitting by himself and I got off of the stage
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: and then he goes, uh, you did my song. And
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: he's like that's his thing, is going and doing Mother
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: by Danzig. And he's this big fat guy and I
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: kind of ruined his night. It fell terrible about it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: It's don't even like karaoke.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Did you apologize to him? I did, Yeah, you have to.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'm a dude.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Did he do it again?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You can still do it?
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you could just run it back.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: No, I think he killed himself. Oh went front of you.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's not surprising. That's the reasonable thing to do.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: That slit his wrists.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Do you guys smoke these cigars on the show.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: We have, I'm always trying to get them to smoke cigars.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: I'm trying. I'm trying to convince I smoke a pipe,
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: and I'm trying to I'm trying to trick other people
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: in becoming pipe guys.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: Got the pipes. We smoked pipes up upstate Nice. It
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: was actually sick.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're much better than cigars.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: I liked it. Sweet.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're sweet. It's like, yeah, it's like having a
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: nice cup of tea or something.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little more meditative than buzz too.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Like it's cigars, like it's a bad head high.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Or like, yeah, cigars last forever. Yeah, it's like you
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: got to sit down for like two hours with a cigar.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: It's aesthetic.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: Are you smoking the pipe inside? Yeah?
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's nice. Yeah, power move Well, I guess it's
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: my apartment. I would be like mogging the cat man.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: See.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so you just like chill, like you just play
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: video games and you're just hitting the pipe. Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I've been playing Resident Evil, the new one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hitting the pipe, that's pretty fun controller to I
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: haven't played it yet. I haven't played any of the
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Resident Evils.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: To light it, yeah, but you only have to light
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: if you pack it right, You only have to light
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: the pipe well twice, I guess. But yeah, yeah that's
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: not bad. Yeah.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: I got a little pipe when I was in Wyoming
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: over the summer, like a like a wooden one to
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: smoke weed out of it. Yeah, didn't work at all.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Well, if it's for tobacco, I don't know if you
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: can smoke.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I realized that you gotta use.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: You'd have to use a lot of weed, yeah.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Or like yeah, a little split tobacco.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there are different kinds of pipes. And if I
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: think if you put weed in the tobacco pipe, it
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: would gum the whole thing.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. It was nice that
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: walking around with the pipe.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: You know, you feel distinguished.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you feel like I'm better than these othere.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to convince lev to buy a six hundred
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: dollars pipe.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: You will, I hope it doesn't.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: He'll watch it, watches everything.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you could get him to buy my project.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: We may maybe we'll cut it because I don't want
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: to ruin it. But I told Shane a month ago,
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to I'm going to talk Levin too converting
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: to Islam without being Muslim myself. I'm going to convince
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: him to do it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: How it's like, what are you talking about?
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Just like just like it's awesome, Like he would be
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: so cool because he said, you know, he's like whichever
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: way the wind blows kind of guy. Like he was
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: like all like Iran can't have nuclear weapons, and then
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: like two days in he's like I don't know. He
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: saw like a Rachel Maddow clip or something, and then he
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: puts on his like Warby Parker glasses and he's like,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: what is Donald Trump doing? He's like, this could really
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: turn into this could really turn into a catastrophe.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: This war.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I can't believe we elected this guy.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Like his politics posts and his workout posts.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Honestly, he has.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Post I don't see any of his group chat. That's
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: like basically the it's pretty much his group. What's it
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: called a cornucopia? What's the centerpiece on a table? The
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: thing you put out for fucking you know, Thanksgiving? You
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: just go there. He's like a roasted pigs in his mouth, Yeah,
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: but like a decorative pig.
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: You go check out what's Leve up to today?
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Which, yeah, he hits us with like his updates, like
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: he'll be like he like had this, Like he just
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: hits updates constantly. It'll be like did this show had
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: this meeting? Yeah? Right, and never replies and we're like
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: that's great, oh yeah, yeah right.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: The updates are the best because then they'll they'll like cold,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: like not have anything for the day, and it'll be
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: like got the dishes done?
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Groceries.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the gross.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: We were talking, were making fun of him being fat,
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: and then he said, he goes, he goes, uh, well,
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: I've only been eating groceries recently, like as opposed to
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: like ordering seamless, like that's a diet. I've only been
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: eating groceries.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: He also hits with like when he wakes up every morning,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: like he'll text the first thing he does, Yeah, and
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: it'll be.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Like saying, to be fair, he does have like they
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: give him like these like two am spots the cellar.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: I'm going on stage at like four o'clock in the morning,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: and then it's like, yeah, we'll wake up.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: He'll text us at like six pm.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: And be like morning morning everybody at six perm.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, I went to bed at nine last night and
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: I woke up at three damn, and you were just up.
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I've been up since then since three am. Yeah
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: that sucks.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: What did you do?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: From three to seven?
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I read my book for a while. I'm reading a
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: good book that's creaty.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: You can read at three am and not fall back.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: My hope is that I will fall asleep. But this
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: time I just read like one hundred pages.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: You do a physical book or a kindle physical.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: You licking finger to turn page.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think i'll ever read.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: Fans are welcome your kindle guy.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so much better.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: I got the kindle too. It's nice. It's nice because
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: you don't have to turn the light on.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: And I would do both for years, and then I
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: finally just was like, why am I even bothering with
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: fucking physical book anymore?
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: I need to see the trophy of the book that
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: I finished on my wall. Ye, both as it's like
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: people's stuffed animals they've killed.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: I put books up there and it killed this one. Yeah, smoked,
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: this book stood no chance. You can't actually kill these
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: books anymore. I've done that where I've read it on
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: the kindle and then I bought the book to put
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: it on the bookshelf. Let people know. Let people know.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Like I say, that's way more performative than what.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: What I do is I read the kindle book. Then
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: I go get a hardcover. Yeah, and then I sign it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: I said, I read it, and then I go to
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: hang out of Barns and Noble and sell it to
• 45:47
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• 45:52
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• 45:55
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• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Louis and uh. And then Harry left it here at
• 46:02
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• 46:06
  Speaker 6: No, no, I brought it home. I got it.
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• 46:09
  Speaker 6: No, I'm appreciative.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I went to I went to Low Conda ver day
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  Speaker 1: and I.
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  Speaker 4: Saw r I'm appreciative.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: I appreciate that.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I saw Robert de Niro there and I had him
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: sign like a like a little card for him and
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: gave it to him as a gift. And he just
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: doesn't appreciate it at.
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: All because it's not real. It's fake. It's fair fake,
• 46:27
  Speaker 6: it's a total Robert de Niro. No, it's totally it's
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: totally fake.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: It's not I mean, it's not.
• 46:32
  Speaker 6: Claude said it's fake.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Get it verified, open class as his fast.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Claude and they said, this thing is fake.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that Claude is deciding what the bomb.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's so nice that we don't have
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: to think about it though.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, but if you used I mean I've
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: only used chat GPT, but it's like I wouldn't trust
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: that thing to you know, it's even tell me how
• 46:54
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• 46:55
  Speaker 6: I used chat GBT. I like built a PC and
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  Speaker 6: I used chat gbt to do it. It was like the
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  Speaker 6: I mean it sent me back maybe ten thousand dollars
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: in mistakes. Yeah, yeah, like just telling me. I would
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  Speaker 6: just send it, be like is this good, and they'd
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  Speaker 6: this doesn't even work.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're absolutely right. We shouldn't have killed all those children.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: And then the.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Door dash at at the end, that's not just a mistake,
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: that's incomfidence.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: The amount of ads that they're like stacking at the
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: end of them's too is.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: They throw ads on there. I've been on chet GBT
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: in a while.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Fanastic because that's the only thing I trusted for is recipes,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: and I'll ask it for like a little workout warm
• 47:40
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• 47:41
  Speaker 6: But it does do it. It can do a good workout,
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: but it really is uh, it's it's really stupid. Jet
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: GPT it's so dumb. I used to get into it
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: with it back when I was using it to argue
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: with saying. I used to argue.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: I would be like, you guys are going to go
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: out of Simpsons episode where they're in the mall and
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: then Marge goes, look, Homer, there's that burden. You like
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: to argument, well, well, well if you professor know it all.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: I used to get into it and I would be like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: you guys are going under and it would be like, no,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: we're not. Like, you guys are projected to lose ten
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: billion dollars this year. You're not gonna last. Yeah, and
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: it would be like, well, technically it's not actually true.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: And then like something happened where like they like they
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: lost more money or Sam Altman did some dumb shit.
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: And then I came back like two months later and
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, remember that conversation we had, Yeah, And
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: they were like, yeah, I do, but you're not You're
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: still not completely correct, and I logged off immediately got
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: the last laugh.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I spent like two hours one time where I started
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: one chat GPT instance, and I was like, do you
• 48:43
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• 48:46
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• 48:48
  Speaker 4: And it goes yes, and it's like, and you're basing
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: that on what just like the conversation that we had
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: and goes yeah, you know you have consciousness or whatever.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, I'm just a different chat
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: GPT instance, and then it goes, well, I don't know
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: if I buy that, And then I just took that
• 49:01
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• 49:03
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• 49:06
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• 49:06
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• 49:10
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• 49:14
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• 49:14
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• 49:18
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• 49:19
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• 49:22
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• 49:22
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  Speaker 1: And so what are you going to Are you moving
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  Speaker 6: No, dude, my couch is a piece of shit. Don't
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  Speaker 6: have you only had that couch for two years? Had
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: it for four years? I had it for four years
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  Speaker 6: and it was like an eight hundred dollars couch from Amazon.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: And they're sawing it in half to get it out.
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  Speaker 6: I don't care if they light it on fire, just
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  Speaker 6: get rid of it. I will say.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: If they saw stuff, you need to uh, you need
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: to make sure that they don't go through to the
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: bottom because that they cut through into the floor below
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: with me and then I lost my whole security deposit
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: because of it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: That seems like insane.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: If movers came in they.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Saw a circle on the floor and you fell through
• 52:39
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  Speaker 5: There was, but they just went too far. They're not
• 52:48
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• 52:50
  Speaker 6: That's a pretty big fuck up, right.
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  Speaker 4: I'mergic my couch and I know it got into my
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  Speaker 4: apartment somehow, but I can't. I don't remember how I
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: got it in there. It's a giant couch.
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  Speaker 5: This is what happened on the couch doctor.
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  Speaker 4: No, I got it off of the website. Used to
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  Speaker 6: Well Kyo's still around.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, but then they changed it to Kyo. It used
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: All those secondhand furniture websites, yeah, they're good that you
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I got a nice couch off there for a pretty
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: good price. But yeah, the cats and it's but it's
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: not very comfortable.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: I want something it's nice about it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: I want something more comfortable. Well it's a designer couch. Yeah,
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: oh nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's been ransacked by your cats.
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  Speaker 4: The cat has scratched it up. There's stains all over it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I destroyed it too.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: It's nasty firing rounds into it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: It's the best way to do it.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: That feels pretty crazy, though, to cut through the couch
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: and then to just keep going through the floor.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you know, it's a like.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: I felt like I would be like, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Why wasn't that's the ground. It's all pretty loud.
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: And they're all they use the saws all to do it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: They used one of those electric saws. It's a hand
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: He was just like one of those lumberjacksaws. Yeah, you
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: guys on both sides.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: On the floor underneath it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they and then they cut through into
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: the floor and uh and then they took the whole
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: security deposit had to be used to cover them.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: You know, yeah, of course fix the floor.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: And then I reached out to the junk removal guys
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, hey, you know, you guys had insurance,
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  Speaker 5: Like can we file this? And he was like, you
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  Speaker 5: need to prove that we did this. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I watched you do it, and he was like, well,
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: I didn't see it. The scratches could have been there before.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: And I was like, dude, they have the teeth marks
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: of an electric saw. I had never used an electric
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: saw on my floor.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: How can you prove that?
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah? And he was really not happy about having it,
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: so I just let it go. It's just one of
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: those things.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Ate it, Yep, it's fucking brutal.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: You can't have that happen. I need that security department.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: That seems like a one off though, I think you
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: should let them saw whatever they want.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you might have a different group. These guys were
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: from the West Africa.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: These are the junk jug is that the worst part
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: of Africa.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: That is a travel travel advisory that.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: Will East Africa is all pirates, the Somalis.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: West Africa is like you know, like guys that are
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: trying to scam you at.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: A I'm talking like mally Ivory Coasts, Kochi, Varia, that
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: area that's not a good.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Area and that's where they were all from. I think so.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I think there's like a five hour flight that you
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: could take to somewhere in East Africa where you could
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: like be at a safari in six hours. Like we
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: could be at a safari six hours from right now
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: if we leave a quick Yeah, there's like a no
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: way to get are.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: You talking about like down in like Botswana. I'm talking
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Swana has good safari, but that on the south coast
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: is nouthwest not than that far. There's like a close
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: ass safari. We could be at a safari in like
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: half an hour six flags yep, yeah, that is West
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: of here.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: If we could get there in six hours, we'll be
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: right over there. Dude. My passport arrived finally. It's crazy
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: how just they just like it just arrives, no signing
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: or anything. It's just down in the lobby, just sitting
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: on the ground. When I went in the package.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: When I got my passport, there was an option to
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: get the passport card also, oh yeah, and I got that.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, this is cool. You don't have to
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I didn't do this years ago.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: And so the whole fucking book you have to take
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: with you like a door. Well, I went. I had
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: to fly to Canada. We toured Canada, and this is
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: like twenty nineteen or something. And I get to the
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: airport and they're like, oh, yeah, you can't use it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And I was like what And then I
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: missed my flight to Canada. I had to go home
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: and get my real passport. Yeah.
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: It doesn't make I don't even know why they have
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: it as an option. I don't know what it's for
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: the car.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: It's for land crossings into Canada or Mexico. Oh so
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: you don't need it to go in, but you're only
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: crossing by Land.
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: I think you can use the real I D for that.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you got to get a special thing of
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: the real ID. Really, yeah, there's a special it goes
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: you have to get another's.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I'm getting rid of all this ship. It's like after
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: we'll see what happens with the markets. But if I'm
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: taking no real ID gun printed gun.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: You're talking about a gun for a long time.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a three D print. Then you got
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: to learn how to make your own gun.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: The era only does money.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: The era of buying r a gun is that's that's
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: that's gonna be a thing in the past. You got
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: to learn about nylons and pc rs or whatever, the
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: string plastic that turns into a gun.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: What kind of printer do you need to build a gun?
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Gun printer?
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: You need gun printer. They have those that like luckily.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: So there's one that's just that. There's like, hey, this
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: is for making guns. It's it's called the ghost gunner.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, it's like it's the name of the thing,
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: is the illegal like the ghost gun. Yeah, it's not
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: a dual use thing. It's like clearly for milling out
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: like lower eighties.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, there was a kid who uh in a
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: neighboring high school, who got a really expensive printer and
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: started making fake id's in high school. Yeah, and he
• 58:23
  Speaker 5: was really good at it, and uh, I put it
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: in an order with him, and it was for me
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: and then one for my buddy, and with my buddy
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: without asking, he was like, what do you want the
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: names to be? And I was like, how about James
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Proctor and Chris Proctor and he and the guy goes, oh,
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: brothers A I remember that's what he said, A question
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: mark e h question mark Luckers Canadian. And I was like, yeah,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: that'll be fun. And then I got the IDs and
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: I showed him to my buddy. He was like, dude,
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is the matter you? We don't look
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: anything alike. He has dark hair, he's pay, he's like
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: six inches shorter than I am.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: We could be fraternal twins.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: He was so mad at me for choosing for us
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: to be brothers. I thought it would be something we'd
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• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we had the same when I, me and my
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: buddy's got fake id's in high school and we made
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: all of our addresses the same. And then we went
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: to a bowling alley and they came back and they
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: were like, you all have the exact same address.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: But you're allowed to bowl as a child, you are
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: allowed to bowl.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: You are allowed.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: For no reason. You were presenting IDs at the bowling out.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Are you giving me worth six months plus? Yeah, we
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: were not allowed to bowl. They made us leave. They
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: also came back with photo copied They printed out copies
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: of our i ds and they were like, so here's
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: how this is going to go. You can either keep
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: the IDs or will take them and you guys can leave.
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: If you keep them, you'll go to jail and that'll
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: be that.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: That That was the best day of that guy's life. Yeah, man,
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: the smallest amount of power.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: It is funny because when you're that age, I remember
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 6: I remember like I remember waking up the next morning
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: back with photo copies of the IDs. You're like, it's over,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: We're going to jail.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: I think that's one of the best parts of growing
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: up is realizing that you can get out of trouble
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: without consulting your parents. Yeah, everything has to go all
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: the way up the pipeline.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: I always had the itch to get it up the pipeline,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: did Yeah. I was.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: When you cross that age though, where you're like.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I still don't think I've I got.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: To girl pregnant, but I can afford to take care
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: of it now.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: Like if I got to girl pregnant, Like my mom's
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: finding out for sure first first one. Yeah, oh before
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: them that pinch.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I just came in to girl mom. Should I do?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking about having unprotected.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: Mom.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: I'm hard. What do I do? I'm worried. I'm worried
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: it's gonna go the wrong way.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: I'm worried I might get someone pregnant. I put this
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: in the wrong woman mind, just alone in my apartment.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: I'm worried I'm gonna get someone. I don't know what's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: gonna happen.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Harry, just jerk off, For God's sake, we've been over this.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: How many times you have to call me when you're hard?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: We used to make just jerk Off bracelets at barstool.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: That was early in March that we had.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: That's a good ships thatter All diet. That was the
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: big one.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Those are great shirts.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: Shirts that gas drop who they were like live Strong
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: bracelet and said j J I was lived strong for
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: again it was for testicular cancer. Yeah, that's such a
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: funny thing to trick people into.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: Like everyone wearing yeah, because.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: It's a silly cancer to have, and it's like it
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: doesn't really.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: Need to be.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You have an extra ball anyway, Yeah, you could take
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a pinch, You could afford one.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't hate having one, just less to worry about.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yours are always getting tangled up and are always
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: always tripping over you around, so I tangled around.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: Your got long ass balls.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: You guys remember obviously you remember like the Saved darfour bracelets.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: What did you have those with those big bracelet?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I don't remember. I remember Saved darfour, I don't remember bracelet.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: It was right after Lance Armstrong had had launched Livestrong.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Was darfour Coney or was that separate?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Not the same. Darfur was Soudan and there was a
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: civil war and a genocide happening, and like lots of
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: people were dying, and they made the green version of
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: the Livestrong brace that's cost a buck or two bucks.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: The money was supposed to go towards solving that crisis,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: and it was, at least where I was from in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Main everybody wore one. Everybody there were in.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: The Darfur and big time.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: And then you know, you look now and it's like, well,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: those conflicts are happening everywhere. Yea, where are the bracelets?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: Why haven't they gotten the chi nobody cares anything.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: They had Chive bracelets. Yeah, keep calm and dark stops
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Hive Coney.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I think it was just a marker of how good
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: things were going in the US that we cared about
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: some stupid ship like that.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: You remember the Coney guy. Remember when he because there
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: was a guy that made the Coney documentary watching it
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: and then he like had a mental breakdown and was
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: like jacking off in the middle.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: Of the street.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: You remember that.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I never watching retch My memory on like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: what that whole thing was.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: So Coney was like it was he Ugandan or something
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: who gives a fuck, like human trafficking, African warlord that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: had child soldiers. And some guy saw the Darfourth thing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: and he's like, I'm gonna make this my thing, and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: he made a documentary about Coney, and then there was
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: like a whole like it was like a cause marketing campaign,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: but there was stop Coney merch and stop Coney and
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: it was one guy that was behind the Stop Cony
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: twenty twelve too, Yeah, Cony twenty twelve, Stop Coney and
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: and then yeah, the guy behind the Coney thing. I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: think he lived in La or something.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: He jerked off in San Diego, I think it was, yeah.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Something like that. Yeah, he had bipolar disorder and he
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: just like kind of went nuts and was like just
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: beating off in the middle of the street.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was very.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: Took a trip to San Diego and her sant Fran
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: just to jerk off.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Very obviously beating off. And now he now he's Blippy.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen this guy. I remember this.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Now Blippy used to Blippy. Did the guy who makes
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: the children's uh like content, like the Miss Rachel adjacent content.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: He did the Harlem Shake challenge and he like, yeah,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: projectile ship into a guy.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he like chat Yeah have you ever seen that?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: Oh, he shoots shit everywhere.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: But it was like years before and like now he's
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: like a kid's creator and then they found that video
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: and he's.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Still a super successful.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: It's Epstein's Island. We're all just living in.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, it's so nice. I mean, it's probably tough
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: to really like cancel Blippy, you know, because like, what
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: are the parents gonna tell the kids?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Let's watch the video, Tyler.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: And Blippy is a I don't really want to do that.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: It's a good video. It's good. It's good. We won't
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: show it in the we won't.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Show but it's just it'll be worth watching.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: It's Francis.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: You got to see this. And now he's like, you
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: need to know what our kids are watching. And now
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: he like does he thirst traps exclusively on Instagram? He's like,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I would do Blippy shit video and it can't be YouTube.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: It's got to be way deeper than that.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: No, it's not going to be on YouTube.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Like, turn safe search off. We need to get to
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: the bottom of it.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's a Harlem shake video that he does.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: And then when the beat drop happens, he shits all
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: over his buddy.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: He's shitting of his buddies. Buddies Instagram.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: How do you do that through a funnel?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: No? No, he like rainbows, the ship across the room.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Oh god, dude, I don't think that's possible. That has
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: to be like after effects, so impressive.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: It is like, I mean, is supposed.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: To fall out of your ass.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: It's not like that.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: It's not like like when you when you bust.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: That's because here it is.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Oh so he is on top of that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: So this guy is like he's the biggest children's content
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: creator in the world.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: This is what I was imagining for a transgender terminator
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: something along this.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: Can we hear the music? No, just so imagine the
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: Harlem Shakes. They bought it.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: They bought a domain name for this. So this is
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: early bar oh Man.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: I told you, Tyler, this is like the first thing
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: on Bar School. We put a watermark on this. Did
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: you see the fucking the force that that came out with? Like,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: I know that you were doubting that well.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 4: Because I thought you said rainbow and I was imagining
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: where he is shitting up into the air, and I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: mean that would be.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: How do you think it? Why do you think his
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: boy agreed to that? You think he was like years
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: from now, because this was.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: This was two thousand and eight. If a guy comes
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: you in two thousand and eight.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: I have a website. It was just Bill Gates.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: I got to get in on the ground.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: Everyone.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: I gotta make a deal with this guy. He's probably
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: a genius. It's gonna be a computer genius.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I would be so pissed. And then it
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: comes out years later.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: But it didn't affect him at all, Like the guy
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: is still.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: Like, didn't affect the guy that did the shitting, the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: guy that got shipped on.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: His life's over. Yeah, now he's at the it's not Blippy.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: He's the guy with the deep voice at the truck
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: stop is holding his sign. Yeah, the radio and oultier guy.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: He can't even there's no claim to fame. There can't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: even be like, yeah, I was the guy that what
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: the hell was Blippy?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Though it's like Bluey.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like kids, just like a dude
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: with like suspenders and like an orange visor that just
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: the children, the children love. I guess it is.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: It is interesting because it's like, so if this dude
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: did that in two thousand and eight and then Blippy
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: is now, that means like he was.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Clearly probably funny too, because in his mind he thinks
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, I used to do adult comedy and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: now I do like children's comedy. He probably in his mind,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: he's like, I'm like Robin Williams. Yeah right, it's bad.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: I had the right idea, the wrong execution. Yeah yeah,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: a wrong audience.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: Really, kids love me, adults love me.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Put some clothes on this time, and now now I'm making.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: A lot something for everyone. You're a tinkering.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: I'm a tink I tinker, Yeah, I tinker. I had
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: to fix uh under the kitchen sink.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess, get under there.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: No, I don't do plumbing, just because I live in
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: a very old building, so I worry if I touch
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: a pipe here. There's a leak behind the wall somewhere
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: else in the building.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: But what like a you ring? What were you messing with.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: The like the fake drawers over the cabinets under the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: sink that somehow, just some I was out of town.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: My girlfriend sends me a picture and she's like, oops,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: and she had ripped it completely off to it somehow,
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: I don't know. And then I look under there and
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: it was only held on by Like I guess this
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: has happened a bunch not since I'm in that apartment
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: ten years. I haven't seen it, but it was already
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: all kind of Jerry rigged with screws everywhere. So I
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: had to figure out a more permanent solution.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: What would you do?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: I just used more screws, longer screws, longer screws, somemel brackets.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: Longer screws. Where you get your screws at home depot.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 6: I like home depot, you can just get you can
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: get one screwed.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: I got another thing at a sound bar a couple
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: of years ago, and it's for the bedroom living room.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: I got seven point one of course.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah a file.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not doing a soundbar in the living room,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: the bedroom soundbar on the wall, and I hadn't for
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: like years. I mounted the TV, I amounted the soundbar,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: and then I only had cable management from the soundbar down,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: not in between the two, so there is one extra
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: ugly cable. Finally hit the cable and then the soundbar.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: It's a Sony, a five thousand sound bar. They stopped
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: making it, they moved over to something new. Just stops
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: working now. So as soon as you as soon as
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: it has an audio signal through it, it like pops and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: sets the like a surge protector. So I got to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: disassemble that and replace probably a capacitor in there somewhere.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: That's the next that's the next chat tinker. That's that's
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: some good heavy tinkering.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not surprised your sony soundbar felt pieces.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: Really have you ever built a PC?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: No, I've never had I've always I mean, I used
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Macintosh computers.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah I don't.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I don't do that. I don't Yeah, I don't do Yeah,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: I don't do PC gaming. So I've never had a
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: reason to build a piece.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: You would love it building building, building, it's super fun.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: But it's that's like catalog stuff. You're just ordering stuff
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: and plugging. Yeah, that's easy.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: It's a deal, right, Yeah, that's what I said. I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: told you that. What's that? I told you that it
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: was easy.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't believe you, And then I looked it
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: up and realized, Yeah, that's the waste.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: I was trying to get him to build one too.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: But it's fun. You would like it.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, this this is the next tinkering project. And
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: for that, I'll probably I need to buy hot tweezers.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm really Yeah, why because when you pull
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: a capacitor off with a soldering iron. It's attached on
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: both sides, and if you when you heat one side,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: you like pull it up a bit, and you heat
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: the other side, you pull it up a bit. But
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: the solder cools very quickly, and so you have to
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: kind of like balance the two sides, and if you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: do it wrong, you can rip the pad off and
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: then you've caused a much bigger problem for yourself. With
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: hot tweezers, you can just get on both sides of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: it and then.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Pull a You got the welding mask down.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: You don't need a welding mask for that.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: It's just the fumes.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: You need a fan where we breathe the fumes in
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: and you don't think about it and then you're like
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: dizzy and fuck you.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: So you you do, like though you have the full
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: soldering iron and everything.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, I have, Yeah, a little solder.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: Is that? Is that like hard? Is it like confusing? No?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: Because I wanted to re so I had like the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: PS five my HDMI cable broke and I wanted to
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: fix it myself.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: You could probably you could probably do it. Yeah, Yeah,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be intimidated by that I might give that
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 4: a try.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: They're great.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: They're great for getting answers out of people, very discreete.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: This is how I know I don't have any like,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: say in my own household. My wife bought me a
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: like a bow soundbar with two towers, but she like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: didn't like how it looked esthetically, so she wedged the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: soundbar behind the console that's in front of the TV.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: So it just completely renders.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: So it does just like amuse it's.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Just like sending muffled sound like up be.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: You got to get a subtitles.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't understand anything. Like music just sounds like
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: it's coming from a club next door.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: You got to get the surround.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: That's what the towers were for. Like I have this around,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: but like she didn't want them like behind the couch.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: So now like ones behind like a pillar and the
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: other ones like on.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: The My living room set up when I moved into
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: that apartment, before I did anything, I built the television
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: console as I busted eye the router table in there
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: at the miners saw. I just did all the woodworking
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: in the living room before I moved any furniture in,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: and just filled the place with sawdust, but I have
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: like a custom it's like it fits. There's the wall
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: comes out where the chimney is in the apartment downstairs,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: so the television console is exactly that with and then.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: You custom built the You custom built the television console.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah. And then I did I have two towers,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: and then I got bookshelf speakers, and the bookshelf speakers,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: I built stands that match the footprint of the towers,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: and then so they're the same height. It looks like
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: I know, yeah, I went crazy with that. And then
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: the arrested apartment's dog, shit, trash everywhere, clothes beat up.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I always say
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: that about my like my gaming setup. It's like if
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: I'm sitting at my desk and I'm looking at my desk,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: it's amazing, right, and then it's like everything behind me
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: like trash, fucking shit pile. Yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I can only manage one small aspect of my life. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: the rest of it.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: You guys have your apartments are too big. That's the problem.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: I find that it's too small. By having the smallest apartment.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: There's if I leave things cluttered, I have no space
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: and I get claustrophobic.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my apartment right now is just too expensive, and uh,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: there's nothing in that area that's that's expensive.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I want.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: More space because I don't really do a lot anyways,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: Like I don't drink anymore, so I don't really go out.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: I just do spots. So it's like, may as well
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: just get a bigger apartment.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, if you don't mind that train ride.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: No I don't. I don't really mind it.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: He's gonna mind it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: You're gonna mind it.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: You're gonna I know you.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna want to sit on the end at
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: two o'clock in the morning.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 6: You're not gonna You're not leaving.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: You're not gonna leave. I'll leave, I'll leave. No, you
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: you'll go to the airport.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: Definitely.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna want to come into this office either.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: There's no worse. Yeah, because I'm really jones in to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: get in now.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: Five minute walk away.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: The minute you move, you know, end up spending podcast
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: we're spending more money.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: On lifts and cash.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, probably probably, But I'm fine with that. That's a
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 6: sacrifice I'm willing to make for more space.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: I don't like taking ubers. They make me carsick.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they make me carsick every Yeah they made once.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Remember old cabs, you remember like a Crown Vic that
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: was enough space. I didn't get car sick in those
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: huge and now you have like a screen right here.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you know. Those board escapes are terrible. And
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: they also my favorite, my least favorite part of it
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: is that they all they do the inch.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: They're at a light. Oh my god, they're trying.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: It's just yeah, we're inch inch inch.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: They inch like they're merging onto a highway.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: I think it's because they all learned of driving Bangladesh
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: and those inches are like the al Pacino speech. That's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: what is making the difference between winning and losing, which
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: to them is like ten minutes of traffic there.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, inching is brewed.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Tesla's only have like I feel like Tesla's are way
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: more herky jerk.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: I don't think they have any like they have just
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: no shocks or anything. It's just you feel everything. You
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: drive over over a pebble in a Tesla and it's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: like the whole car, Yes, the princess and the p Yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: every Tesla uber I take I'm throwing up at the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: end of it.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I've been in a test, Well,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: I must have been in a tes luber at some point.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: They're the worst. And when you get in and you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: close the door, it feels like the entire door is
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: going to explode. They all have signs and they're like,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: don't slam those.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: Put it this way, None of them compare to a
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: full sized American sedan which has been robbed of that's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: been taken.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: True, the crowd back is the best. I have to
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: fantasize about owning a crown Vic. I had a ninety
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: four Grand Marquis sick. Anything that like an undercover cop
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: would use would be fucking ideal, Like a spotlight mount on,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: like an old white Crown Vic would be fucking amazing.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: You can probably still find them, you think, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: those police intercept crowd Vicks because those.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Were tough, Like those were like a fucking rough and
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: tumble car.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: You needed the back seat to be big because the
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: purpose would be back there. Yeah, and they needed they
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: needed space to kick.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: But the cop ones don't have like a comfortable interior.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: They have like a bee fear suspension and stuff, but
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: they cripped down. Yeah, the Grandpa ones are real nice.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: Uh or like a bench, right, and I had a been.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: I had a bench, had a bench in mine.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: That's so nice.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I had that car seven months before it got totaled.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: It wasn't my fault either. Was waiting to turn behind
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 4: somebody and this guy fucking in the city. No, in Maryland.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: Some guy just plowed right into the back of me
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: and crunched the whole thing. I was devastated. Yeah, that's
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: because I loved that Yeah, I loved that car.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: I thought that would be built strong enough where it
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: didn't like compress at all.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was a it was like a nine
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: hundred dollars car, you know, So it was like, yeah,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: it was anety ninety four gramdmarket And I'm trying to
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: remember the mileage it had on it when I got it,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: but it was already at like one eighty or something.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: Club. What did you get hit by?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Uh No, some sort of suv but then there was
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: maybe I can't It was like a van. And for
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: all I know was it was just like I was waiting.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: I remember looking in the rear view and I'm like, oh,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: that guy's moving too fat, just kind of like, yeah,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: smoke and stuff.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Did you did you had that work out with the
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: insurance insurance?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, I mean I guess I got totaled
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: it obviously, so I got a check for like a
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars, but yeah, never replaced that.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: Did you sue the guy?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: No? I mean I was physically no, I was physically fine.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess if if that had happened now,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: because like you can sue pretty easy, like I've you know,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: but I don't. I'm trying to remember if I've been
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: in an accident that's been where I've been hit or
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: something since then, I think once, but and I've never
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: gone through the process of trying to pretend like your
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: next hurt or something.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: Right, I knew a comic that did that in LA
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know whether it's fair to say his name
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: or not. Fine, he moved out there, and he got
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: to an accident, and like another comic told him, an
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: older Austin comic was like, always sue, Like if you
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: get hit, always sue, Say your neck hurts, always sue.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: And he took that advice and he got a lawyer
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: that was willing to sue this person him, and then
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: he didn't work for like two years because he's like, yeah,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: I'm about to get like a quarter million dollars off
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: this lawsuit. And then it finally came down to it
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: and he got like two grand. Oh. It was like
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: something like just fake number, you know, for to wait
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: two years. Yeah, yeah, any kind of this.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Girl I know recently a sheet of ice came off
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: the top of the car in front of her and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: completely cracked her windshield. But afterwards she was claiming whiplash,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: and it's like, that's not how whiplash works. You can't
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: get whiplash from something coming at you.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even know what whiplash is. It's just
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: like muscle strain in your neck or something.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: It's like almost a concussion.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: Next stuff.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: It's when your neck your head gets violently like snapped.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: But that's like if you get hit from behind and
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: your stationary your core is not locked.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: I always thought it had to do with a kid.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's just like it's just neck pain.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: Imagine you get hit from behind, right, so now the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: car's going forward, your head's gonna like back and then
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: snap forward because you're yeah, I think just some physics
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: that's whiplash.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: It's a little inerty the concussion.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: As well, if you hit something on the way forward, yeah,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: or maybe you could get one just from the whiplash.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: You're right, because the brain bounces into.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 6: The skull exactly exactly. Why do you need it to
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: be a concussion? So that's what I've always associated.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: That's that's what that Miles Teller movie was about.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: You're gonna whiplash.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not really about whiplash at all. That it's
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: about playing the drums. That should have been called the.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Drumsumb ass movie titled Difficult Teacher. What a movie, brother, Well,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: thank you for coming on, dude.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm fired.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: You didn't understand that.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: There was a fucking accident in whiplash? Was there?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Is there? That's probably why it's called whiplash. I just
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: remember I remember the guy yelling at him. He's like,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: just play the drums better. In my mind, it's two
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: hours of.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 6: That, it really is.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: I like the The Edits, The AI Edits.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: It's a good movie.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: It's excellent.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's one of the best.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's one that is so rewatchable.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: That's yeah right in that I saw it.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: I saw it in the theaters, and that would have
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: been already what like twelve years ago at this point.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably it was like twenty fourteen. I think you
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: want an Oscar and they shot it in like twenty
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: days or something, which I guess shouldn't be surprising.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: It's pretty The budget probably came out the same time
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: as Twelve Years of Slave, which I saw probably twelve
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: years ago, and at the time I was like, oh man,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: that must be awful be a slave for twelve years.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: But it's been like I flew by Welle.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: It's not that, you knoweah, twelve years Why does he complain,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: boy that that time happens. I could have been a
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: slave this whole time.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: It's also funny because it's like everyone else was a
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: slave forever. They were the slaves. Their whole life was
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: a slave, and he's been and then he's the guy
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: that gets his story that like, well one time I
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: had to be a slave too, Yeah, sort of for
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: a little bit, trying.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: To one up the other slaves.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, exactly about Hollywood nepotism. They just beat out.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: They were trying to make generations like you.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: Made a movie called Two Days in Auschwitz. It's like okay,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: but then you got to go home.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: You know, back to playing the violin or whatever he
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: was doing.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 6: We had to watch Twelve Years of Slave in high
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 6: school in we watched it in the audiblackp black, and
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 6: we had to watch it in the auditorium with the
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 6: whole entire grade, and people were like laughing, and then
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 6: the teachers would be like stop laughing, and he was like,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: why are you why are you making us watch this
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 6: with the entire school.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we watched Schindler's List of an entire.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 6: School, but you're just setting people up to laugh.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Nobody laughed at our school, really really, Yeah, we just
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: knew it was all propaganda.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Schindler's List is a good movie.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 6: Yea, I never said it. What.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fun, you'd like it.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 6: It's a bit of a I feel like it's like
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: you kind of just hit a point where you're like,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: if you don't see it, you're probably just never Like
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: when am I going to sit down now and be like, yeah, well,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: pop on Schindler's List If it's on, when it don't
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: even happen, when is it on?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: That's the best part about cable. This should just being on.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just on, but Schindler's List in case, like
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Schindler's List is on at the park.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just on. Yeah.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: One time Ron and I were riffing on a bit
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: and I don't know where this was, but it was
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: one of my favorite conversations we ever had, where we're
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: we're talking about how Dave Dave keeps a lot of
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: people at barstool that don't necessarily produce a lot of stuff,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: uh huh, and we were like names, he's kind of
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: like running a Schindler's List here, and then was like
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: tucket house, three more more on.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: This could have been a college football analyst.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: This three leg barl I lost. That's six jobs right there.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: It's funny because that's like sort of the worst scene
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: in the movie, I know, at the end, and it's
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: supposed to be this like dramatic crescendo, and it's just
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: kind of embarrassing and weird for him. What happens, Well,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: so he did. Premise of the movie, is this guy
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: Oscar Schindler who works and he's in Czechoslovakia?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: Right? Was it Poland?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: Is he checked? I don't know. I thought he was
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: check or something. But he's the guy that figures out
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: he can hire Jews for like, you know, he pays
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: him like a dollar an hour or whatever the equivalent is.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: Back then he's basically like slaves, Yeah, you can hire
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: cheap Jewish labor to run his like an enamel factory
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: and having them they they don't go to the camps.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: And so then he's like, okay, well, like he uses
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: that position to like just give people fake jobs and stuff,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: and he gets.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Like a conscious of a crisis of his car.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: He's trying to get some plus as throughout the movie
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: goes on, he's like, okay, yeah, this is kind of
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: fucked up, that's what's going on. And so he like
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: then uses his factory to just create It's basically he's
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: losing money basically saving.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: They're they're making worthless goods, but he's saving the life.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I see.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: And then at the end of the movie, it's like
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: the camps get liberated or where he's fleeing. He has
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: to flee because he was a member of the Nazi
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: parties when the Allies were coming through. It's like and
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: so they're all standing outside of the factory and He's like,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: this car could have been a parson.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: This ring could have been Yeah, yeah, saved everyone giving
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 8: up my shoes, you know.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: And he's like crying about it, and they're all kind
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: of standing around like uh okay.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: And then and then Ben Kingsley goes the list is
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: are good? Yeah, which I thought was quite moving. I mean,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you guys are all the kids laughing in
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: the It's like history.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: I was touched. I haven't seen it.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jesus Man, get a fucking holder.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: Loser King.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: He's still playing the guy from Gandhi.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: Gandhi is the name of the character from the guy from.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: It was nasty. It was just and when you see
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: it's Liam Neeson takes you out.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: Of the Liam Nissan's in Chindler's Lists. It's his best role.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: It's his I thought this movie came out like a
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 6: hundred years ago.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: It's in black and white. They saved for one scene
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: where there's a girl.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think this story it's based on was even
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: one hundred.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Came out with from the that is true.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: All the all the people, he saved a lot of them.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: At the end, they they roll them out to sort
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: of this memorial and they're with their like descendants and oh,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: it's all.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: The people who they put a rock on a grave
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they put rocks.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: They put the rock on a grave.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: He's still in the w W E T. Yeah.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: Did you see that Louis bit about the girl the
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: little kid actor that that is yelling kid. Huh, the
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: little the girl who goes Goodbye Jews. Oh no, And
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: he talks about like the kids that audition for those,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: like a bunch of kids came out. We're like, goodbye
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 5: Jews and they're like no. And then this one girl
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: is like, Hi, I'm with U. T A bus son
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: will come out Goodbye Juice.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: H's so funny.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's we're giving her the part. Yeah.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Then I just in my head, I completely forgotten about
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: all of the Ray Fines parts.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's he's like he's.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: He runs the camp, he runs the labor camp. He
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: plays Uh, what's his name, Girth or whatever?
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Is that the guy he's out there like shooting people.
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  Speaker 6: He shoots He's.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: But he doesn't he doesn't interact with many people in
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 4: the movie. It's mostly him kind of just like trapesing
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: around and taking his shirt on and off and smoking cigarettes.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: Drunk the whole time. But he has that one dalliance
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: with the with the Jewish woman or at the party
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: right right right, right, right right, and then he beats
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: the ship out of her because he's ashamed of himself. Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 6: Classic. I mean, this is a movie to see sounds
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 6: like it.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: It's like you guys, it's like Titanic. You know, you
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: got to see it?
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why are you resisting? Just fucking see it now?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: It's Steven Spielberg, Harry.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: Really that changes everything.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to do. I want to well, I'm not,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: I don't whatever, I'll never write it, but I wanted
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: to do a movie where like a runaway slave ends
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: up on the Titanic, ends up no, no, no, him
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 4: and his friend run away, and then you have to
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: kind of blur the timeline. Yes, it makes sense, but
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: he ends up on the Titanic. And then but it
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: runs parallel with the movie Titanic. So we find out
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: that like all of the elites on the ship know
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: there's a black guy on the Titanic running around and
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: they're trying to capture him and they can't let the
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: passengers find out that there's a black guy on the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Titanic because it would cause mass chaos, right, And so
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: half the reason Billy's aint as an asshole is because
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: he's privy to this information and he can't tell Rose
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: or whatever. And the reason why he's like okay with
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Jack fucking her because he's like, well, at least she's
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: not fucking that bunny. Worse, this could be a real
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: nightmare situation. So he's kind of just cautiously and.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: There hunting him too. He's like any black bastard.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: Down there, yeah, and he's trying to get off the boat, right,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: He's like, how the fuck am I going to get
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: off this boat? You know, because it's going to England,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: which is the home of slavery basically that's where it
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: was invented, and he finds that out. So it's him
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: just trying to avoid all these white people on the
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: boat or running around. And then eventually you have a
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: scene where like the guys who iceberg duty, they're like, uh,
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 4: holy ship is that?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: There's a black guy down there and they're looking for
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: him and they don't see the iceberg, and that's how
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: it hits the fucking and then the black guy used
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: that an opportunity to get off on one of the
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: lifeboats and he makes it back to Africa at the end,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: and then the ship escapes. Yeah, he does escape again.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: He's the protagonist of the movie. So we're following him.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: We're just getting glimpses of like Billy Zane's character from Titanic,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: Jack and Rose.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: But it's like it's it's the other, this other secret
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: thing that's happening on Titanic that nobody knows about.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: This is how does he how does he survive?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: Well, he gets on one of the lifeboats and he
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: makes it to the I.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 5: Think it's like one of the coal workers.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: Something like that. I nen't really ever figured that part out.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 6: Cut.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does make it off, and he makes it
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: that he makes it to Africa.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: All the way back, he goes Rogers the Iceberg to Africa.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Iceberg.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: I imagine he ends up on the telegraph ship, you know,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: the one that's like oh yeah, just you're right, though,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: there's probably a more fun way for him to escape
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: the ship.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's good. Or maybe it's like a play
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: or something like that, or a music or something. But
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: there's something there.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a musical would make it a lot more work.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: I'm not really a songwriter or anything, and yeah, but
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 4: something like sinners.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: Collect some rewards.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's called the Black Eye on the Titanic.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: To direct it, you're good, Yeah, you would direct the
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: shit out of that.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: H Would you have Michael B.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 6: Jordan be the guy?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, both of them, both of them. Because it starts,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 4: it opens and it's the two of them running through
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: a field and then and this is there in like Louisiana,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: and so they go through the field and they're in
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: New Orleans. Yeah, and uh, there's all the boats on
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: the dock. And then they're like, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: take this boat and he's like you can't. That boat's
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: going to England.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: Like he's like, well, I.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: Can't be any worse in America, and he's like, you
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: have to find out. And then so he gets on
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: the boat. He hides in a tuba case you know, yeah,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: New Orleans jazzuar. Yeah, and but he ends up on
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: the wrong boat and it's the Titanic, which for some
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: reason in this version is leaving from New Orleans to
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: go to England instead of going from England.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, and then he takes the trip to Africa. Yeah,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: that could be a whole separate movie honestly, like a pie.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and maybe there's a line with him.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 6: M yeah.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe it's like in the middle of the night
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 4: he ends up somehow on like a riverboat or something
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: as a ship sinking. There's a New Orleans riverboat for
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: the jazzman that saves him that nobody knows about.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: This is now it's Huckleberry Finn meets Yeah right, yeah, Titanic.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I don't know, you're when you're telling
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: an important story, I think it's okay to depart from
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah history or yeah, definitely.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: It could be some vampire Roger, yeah right.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 6: Some racist vampires.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: Where the vampires racist and centers. Yeah they were just
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: Irish and.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 6: No, I think they thought they were racist, right.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: I never ever finished it. I got too bored with sinners.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: It is an interesting movie. They keep adding characters for
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: like ninety minutes and they're like, Eh, there's vampires in
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: the Clinton.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 6: I didn't like it at all. I saw it. I
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 6: was like, I think it was the only white dude
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 6: in the theater. It was pretty funny. They were going
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: people were going nuts.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, it's.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 6: Also funny, like I got not to like everyone has
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 6: like black people talk in the movie theaters, like anytime
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: there's like a silent point in the movie. It's like
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 6: when it's like before a show starts.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: If I if I had, if I had a son,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: like a white son, I would go to movies all
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: the time and then loudly in the theater for the
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: entire movie, being like now, the thing is is, blacks
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: are always talking to me the entire time. They never
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: shut up all the time. It's blah blah blah this that,
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: and it's something, it's something they appreciate and black call.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: We're halfway through the movie. I'm still loudly explaining this.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: Some people are like, can you shut up. I'm like,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: in a second, you don't get it.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't know the moment where it'd be
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: going on right here, yeah.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, they'd be talking here for yeah.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 6: It for real was like any moment of silence. It
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 6: was like, you know, like you're you're like you're like
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: watching at the beginning of a special before the person's
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 6: come out on stage, and that's what it sounds like
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 6: like hundreds of conversa, just active conversations happening.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: You can hear the orchestra tuning their instruments