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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.
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  Speaker 2: Is that hat your croissant? Yeah. Bro, those croissants are
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  Speaker 2: a real fucking problem.
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  Speaker 1: They're the shit, aren't they?
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  Speaker 2: I was going to eat one bite. This is what's left.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll have a bite.
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  Speaker 1: They're so good, man.
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  Speaker 2: Too buttery. How can a guy lose as much weight
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  Speaker 2: as you lost and then open up a fucking bakery?
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  Speaker 1: Because I started with them when I was so fat.
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  Speaker 1: It was perfect. Like, I fell in love with that
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  Speaker 1: place when I was close to my fattest. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this is a match made in heaven.
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  Speaker 2: How big were you when you were your fattest?
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  Speaker 1: The most I ever weighed was 265. Holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And what are you now?
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  Speaker 1: 187.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's like, what, 80 pounds?
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  Speaker 2: What does that feel like on your joints?
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  Speaker 1: Feels great. I feel so much better. I feel so
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  Speaker 1: much better. Of course. I'm lifting four days a week.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just lifted this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a trainer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you go on solo?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: He meets me there every day.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do that for accountability?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just realized that, I mean, I've trained
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  Speaker 1: enough now where I can do a good workout on
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  Speaker 1: my own, but I always feel like it's never as
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  Speaker 1: good as when he's there. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like it's always a little bit harder, and I always
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  Speaker 1: feel like it's a better workout when he's there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he pushes me, Sean.
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  Speaker 2: So you've been with him for a while?
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  Speaker 1: I've been with him for, yeah, for years. The other difference,
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  Speaker 1: the big difference, is that I've been– I dialed in
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  Speaker 1: not with croissants, but I've dialed in my nutrition a
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  Speaker 1: lot more. Like I eat four times a day now.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm on top of my macros. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean? Things I've never done before.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you eat four times a day?
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  Speaker 1: This nutritionist just gave me this plan and I've been
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  Speaker 1: just doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I eat 50 grams of protein at each of
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  Speaker 1: those four different meals.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I end up getting 200 grams.
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  Speaker 2: So you do smaller meals that are lower in calories
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  Speaker 2: but high in protein.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And then I also, I carb cycle. So I know
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  Speaker 1: on a, like if today was legs, I know that
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  Speaker 1: it's a more intense workout. I'll do the full portions
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  Speaker 1: of these carbs, right? Which sometimes the sweet potatoes or
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  Speaker 1: white rice. But on a day, if I'm like, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a rest day or I'm doing like less intense workout,
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  Speaker 1: I'll dial back how much of those carbs I eat.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm. Do you take a pre-workout?
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  Speaker 1: I have a pre-workout. meal every time. So like in
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  Speaker 1: the morning I get, I've been getting up at five 30.
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  Speaker 1: So I, I get, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing, man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, cause I've been in the writer's room on my,
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  Speaker 1: on season two of bad thoughts. So I've been, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I've been getting up at five 30 and my pre-workout meal,
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  Speaker 1: there are these like, I guess it's like muesli kind
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  Speaker 1: of like grains, you know, with, um, with some honey,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of almond butter. And then I have, uh,
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  Speaker 1: Greek yogurt with, um, a scoop of, uh, whey protein.
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  Speaker 1: So that's my pre-workout. And after that, I go to
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  Speaker 1: the gym. And then during the workout, I sometimes have
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  Speaker 1: an intra-workout shake.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, I feel much better.
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  Speaker 2: Doing it that way.
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  Speaker 1: I do. And then I eat again about an hour
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  Speaker 1: after that workout. So that's my second meal. Then a
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  Speaker 1: few hours later is three, and then my fourth one
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  Speaker 1: is like around six.
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  Speaker 2: So you have your second meal by the time it's
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  Speaker 2: like 8 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe like 9.30.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What time are you going to bed at night?
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the key to this whole fucking thing. That's
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  Speaker 1: the key to the whole thing is that you go,
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  Speaker 1: to do this, I got to do this. And to
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  Speaker 1: do that, I got to do that. And to do that,
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  Speaker 1: I got to get up early. And the only way
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  Speaker 1: I can get up early is by staying on top
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  Speaker 1: of when I go to bed. You know, when we met,
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  Speaker 1: I was going to bed at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Normal stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I would get up at like 11. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like a normal person.
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  Speaker 1: Like a normal person. And then I would say in
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  Speaker 1: the last decade- A lot of my bedtime kind of
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: shifted to like around midnight. And then it shifted to
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit like closer to 11. In the
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  Speaker 1: last few months, like sticking to this plan, I've started
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  Speaker 1: to go to bed sometimes at like 10, 1030, which
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  Speaker 1: for me is like very early. You know, it's very hard.
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  Speaker 1: It's the biggest challenge for me has been to get
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  Speaker 1: to bed.
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  Speaker 2: That's hard for me. That's hard. That would be hard.
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  Speaker 1: But I also, I don't think I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: getting up at 5.30 forever.
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  Speaker 2: This is just writer's room stuff.
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  Speaker 1: This is just writer's room stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Normally you get up, what, 8? 7?
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  Speaker 1: Between 7 and 8.
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  Speaker 2: That's reasonable.
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  Speaker 1: That's reasonable. And I don't have to go to bed
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  Speaker 1: at 10 to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. When my kids are in school, I get up
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  Speaker 2: at 7-ish. And then, yeah, usually between 7 and 7.15,
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  Speaker 2: depending on when they have to leave. And then when
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  Speaker 2: they're not in school like right now, today I got
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  Speaker 2: up at 8, which is pretty normal.
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  Speaker 1: Eight feels good. That's normal for me. I got up
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  Speaker 1: around 7.30 today.
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  Speaker 2: If I don't work out first thing in the morning, though,
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  Speaker 2: it used to be I used to like working out
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  Speaker 2: at night. Because in jujitsu, I'd always like doing it
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  Speaker 2: at night. Morning classes were tough. Tough to get in
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  Speaker 2: there early and train. And also, you don't feel warmed
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  Speaker 2: up and fucking feel like everything's going to get hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But nighttime, I can't work out anymore. I can't do
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  Speaker 2: that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I've completely changed in this regard, too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm too busy.
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  Speaker 1: I used to say, well, I will say that I
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  Speaker 1: feel like my strongest... between like 11 and 1, like
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the day, is when I, if you
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  Speaker 1: were like, drop an ideal strength time, that's when I
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  Speaker 1: feel like I'm like, oh, that's when I'm at my best.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think that is? I think you're... You
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  Speaker 2: woke up. Yeah, you woke up. You're fired up. You're
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  Speaker 2: warmed up.
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  Speaker 1: And you're ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: You had a little food.
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  Speaker 1: I feel good. But I've pivoted to now really enjoying
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  Speaker 1: these first thing in the morning workouts where I feel
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  Speaker 1: like my whole day is set when I have those workouts.
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  Speaker 1: And I also realize that if I don't, I feel
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  Speaker 1: so much different throughout that day.
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  Speaker 2: Right. That's a good factor. One, you get that first
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  Speaker 2: big win in the morning. Yeah. You got it done.
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  Speaker 2: You got good momentum going. But also, you're more calm. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's the big one. That's the big one.
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  Speaker 1: And focused, right?
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  Speaker 2: When we did that Sober October thing, we were all
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  Speaker 2: doing crazy cardio. One thing you said to me that
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  Speaker 2: really rang true is like it totally silences all that
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  Speaker 2: internal chatter. Yeah, it does.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I think... I think one thing about the writer's
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  Speaker 1: room is that, you know, you have to be alert.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be focused.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have all this shit like the noise going on.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a great way to show up to
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  Speaker 1: the room is like you have that win. You've done
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  Speaker 1: something hard and now I'm ready to work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. For me, it's not just a hard workout, but
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  Speaker 2: generally has to have some cardio in it.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cardio is what really shuts off all the chatter.
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  Speaker 1: It is different than the weightlifting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, weightlifting is great. But weightlifting makes you feel better. Like,
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  Speaker 2: you feel, like, energized. You feel like, ooh, I feel good.
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  Speaker 2: But cardio is like, I don't give a fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like, when I have a really hard cardio session, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
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  Speaker 2: what's going on. Everything's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I noticed the difference between, because I was doing 45-minute
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  Speaker 1: cardio sessions, and when I upped it to an hour,
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  Speaker 1: the 15-minute difference for me felt like another hour. Like
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  Speaker 1: pushing it 15 more minutes was really, really hard.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's when it's hardest, when you're tired already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When you're extending your cardio capability. That's fucking hard, man.
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  Speaker 2: That's hard.
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  Speaker 1: It's so important. It's so important to do.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's everything. I wonder why so many people are out
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  Speaker 2: of their fucking minds. That's a big part of it.
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  Speaker 2: They don't work hard.
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  Speaker 1: I got so obsessed with some of these data and
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  Speaker 1: metrics about this.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: That becomes a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mean that I have to, but just the
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  Speaker 1: data that people are talking about as people age of
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  Speaker 1: if you're not lifting and your bone density goes down
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  Speaker 1: or your VO2 max, learning about that stuff and going,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't start thinking about that at a certain age,
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  Speaker 1: one day it will be so out of your grasp.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: I was just having this conversation with Shane Gillis. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, you have to realize like 20 years goes
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  Speaker 2: by so fast because I'm 20 years older than him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like 20 years ago. I like that happened. It
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  Speaker 2: was yesterday. Yeah. And all of a sudden I'm 58
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  Speaker 2: and 20 years from now I'm 78. That's dead. Yeah.
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: Like that's almost dead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like in, and you can either be almost dead and
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: look like RFK jr. Or he could be almost dead
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: and look like Trump. Yeah. So it kind of same thing.
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  Speaker 2: They're in the same neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: And you have a choice.
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  Speaker 2: Trump's only seven or eight years older than RFK Jr.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't look like it.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that guy did heroin for 14 fucking years.
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  Speaker 1: Who did?
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  Speaker 2: RFK Jr.
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  Speaker 1: He did heroin?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. After his dad was assassinated.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: He was a heroin addict? Yeah. No shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When he was young. People give him a hard time
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  Speaker 2: about it. Like, hey, yo. His fucking dad got shot
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: in front of him. Yeah. His dad, who was running
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  Speaker 2: for president, got assassinated.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's horrible.
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  Speaker 2: When he was a little kid. Come on. You wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: do heroin? You have no idea what you would do.
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  Speaker 2: And his uncle got shot in the head in front
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  Speaker 2: of the whole world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Not in front of the whole world. It wasn't in
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: front of the whole world until several years later.
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  Speaker 1: He looks incredible.
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  Speaker 2: He looks great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He did 20 chin-ups in a row.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: At 70, whatever the fuck he is.
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  Speaker 1: That's very impressive.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Modern science for the win.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, you, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I think about it all the time. I,
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  Speaker 1: cause I think the same way. 20 years goes by
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  Speaker 1: real fast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so fast, dude.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Before you know it. It's like, like there's guys that
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: like never got going with their life or they got
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: distracted with stupid shit and they never really like focused
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: on whatever it is they do with their careers. And
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: then you see them 20 years later, they're in their
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: late forties and they're fucking scrambling and depressed.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: And, friends with so many of them, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a problem.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I'm friends with so many of them yeah like I'm
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: in that age pocket where it's like a lot of
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: my friends are in that like they never did anything
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  Speaker 1: yeah and they're really they're really scrambling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah and they're really desperate and then they want help
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: which is like hey I can't fucking hold your hand
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: exactly you did this to yourself like you should have
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  Speaker 2: paid attention to what we were all doing All those
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  Speaker 2: years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It's unnerving, too, when some of them, like I have
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  Speaker 1: friends who are like, you're like, dude, we're in our 40s. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is, the worst part about it is
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  Speaker 1: you realize how much of it is dictated by fear.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're just scared to do things. It's like someone
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: who's scared to step in the gym or something, right? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: You're just scared to take that step to do something.
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  Speaker 2: Scared to be uncomfortable is what it is. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's the thing. It's like most people are scared to
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: be uncomfortable. So they're scared to sit down in front
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  Speaker 2: of the computer and write. They don't write because they're
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: scared to be. The writing thing is the weirdest one.
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  Speaker 1: Fear of the unknown.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't understand why that's even uncomfortable. But it is.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. It is. I avoid it sometimes. I
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: come home and I'm like, I really should write, but
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: I could watch YouTube. Yeah. And then I'll fucking sit
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: in front of the TV. I'm like, I earned this. Yeah.
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: And then I'll watch YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Anything to not do it.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: You look for distractions.
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  Speaker 2: The nights that I come home and I write though,
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  Speaker 2: I always feel way better. I feel better going to
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  Speaker 2: bed and I feel better getting up. I'm like, I
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: did what I was supposed to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Yay. Everything's going good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: You're right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When I just watched some fucking random YouTube video on
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: ancient history.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like. Why am I falling asleep at two in
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: the morning and forcing myself to finish this fucking hour
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: and 50 minute documentary on Syria?
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: I do it fucking all the time. I'm like, here's
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: another murder doc.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: I'll just watch this.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't watch those.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: It's all I watch. Do you know what I found
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: out too? I was, I found it in the writer's
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  Speaker 1: room and I didn't realize this until I talked it out.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about, um, you know, like, cause sometimes
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: you're like, what about this idea?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And someone will be like, well, you know, on that
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: episode of like 30 rock or something, And I'll be like, oh,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: I never saw that. They go, you never saw 30 Rock?
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no. And then they go, oh, well,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: you know, like on The Office. I go, I never
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: watched The Office. They go, you didn't watch The Office?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: And then I started talking. I was like, oh, I've
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: never watched any of these shows.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: And they're like, what?
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: And I go, yeah, I guess I just don't like comedy.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: And they're like, what are you talking about? I was like, dude,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I've never seen The Office, 30 Rock, Sonny. All like
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: the huge comedies of the last 20 years, I've never
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: seen them.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen them either.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I go my ration. Now my
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: thinking is not that I don't like comedy. It's that
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, I'm on stage all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing comedy. My friends are comedians. We're talking comedy.
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  Speaker 1: When I get home and I want to watch something,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to watch that. I want to watch
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: something else.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly how I think of it.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: I want to watch dramas, thrillers.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Something's interesting. Yeah, yeah. Stranger things.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: So I just end up never, and they're like, this
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: is pretty crazy, though. You're in a room of comedy writers,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: and you've never watched an episode of comedy. I'm like, yeah,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: I guess that is kind of weird.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: I watched them when I was on one. I'd watch
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: other sitcoms to see what they were doing differently, because
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: it was kind of a new thing for me.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: But after I was off news radio, I swore off sitcoms, too.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: But then I did start watching some of them with
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: my family. One of them I watched that I really
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: used to shit on, And I was wrong. It was
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Big Bang Theory. Really? It's a fucking good show, man.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was a massive hit.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, how is this stupid show a massive hit?
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: But it was because I had seen clips online that
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: were like retakes that they did without the laugh track.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: But if you ever worked on a sitcom, you know
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: what retakes are. Retakes are brutal. Like you didn't get
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: it right or the writers decided to change something. For
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: whatever reason, you do a bunch of them after the
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: audience leaves. So I saw those without the laugh track,
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what is this?
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: This is weird.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: This is not funny.
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: This is terrible. I'm like, what is this mundane, boring,
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: fucking drone you to sleep? Then I watched the show,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: the actual show itself. I was like, oh, this is
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: a really well-written sitcom. Yeah. And it's interesting, because the
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: main guy is autistic, and he's totally socially retarded. Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: And it's funny, though. But it's all about nerds. It's
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: a good show. It's a solid show.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, something that has that... Something gets that popular. Yeah.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Like this has to have some.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: But that's like stuff that I watch with my family.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Like there's certain shows that I only watch with my family.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's one of them.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: You know, what just happened with our kids is, um, they, um, they,
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: they started, you know, they've, They had their movies that
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: they always watched. And little kids have just a capacity
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: to re-watch the shit.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: So you're like, Jesus Christ.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I watched Frozen like 80 times. Oh, my God.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: So many fucking times we watched these things.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Let it go.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: Let it go.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: We watched Home Alone a fucking 145th time, right? Which is,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people do. But then all
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: of a sudden we were like, oh, here's The Simpsons.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: And what we did was we started with episode one
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: of The Simpsons.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: And what I was so surprised by, because I was
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: taken by just how good... the old one, like we're
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: watching like season one, season two, like the really old
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: ones where everything, where it took 18 months to produce
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: an episode.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: You know, they had to hand draw everything. The writing
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: and the jokes in them are so good and so funny.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: And I'm watching these little dudes like get the jokes
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: and it's really funny. I mean, it's really good. But
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: we started from the beginning.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: How many episodes? Is The Simpsons still on the air, right?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I think so. It's like season fucking 42 or some shit.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: That is so wild. And no one gets old.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: No.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Right? Because the characters are just cartoons.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: And now they can do them timely because of technology.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: So now they can, like, produce it in a week
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Because they don't have to hand draw everything.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Well, didn't they, like, farm it all out to fucking
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: South America or some shit?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I think so. I'm sure.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I think they did.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Just some Indian group.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I think they taught some Asian people how to draw.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: How to do it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's something also that you appreciate about the
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: old animation that's cool.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: It's clunky.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: It doesn't exist, but it's still, it's so funny.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Like the first South Park.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: The first South Park was super clunky.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: What would Brian Boitano do?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they also embraced that it's
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: supposed to look this certain way, right?
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: That whole thing was like it's, They embrace that the
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: look is not slick.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's also you can get away with so
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: much more when it's not even remotely realistic. Yeah. Like
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: the time that gay teacher stuffed Paris Hilton up his ass. Like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: how could you do that on any other show? Imagine
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: if you said... We're going to do South Park, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: with CGI and real people.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Kenny's going to die in
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: every episode violently, and everyone's going to laugh. What? Yeah.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: His brain splattered all over the concrete. Yeah. Oh, my God.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: You killed Kenny.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: You killed Kenny. What?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: It has to be.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: No, it has to be fake.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Fake, yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it has to be fake kids.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Because kids are kind of, they bounce off stuff. They
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: get hurt. It's kind of funny.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just fucking, they don't get hurt as easy.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: When they get hurt, it's like not that big a deal.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Banging at things whereas an old person falls in the
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: bathtub they break a hip and they're dead in a year.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: My youngest like slow falls all the time and we're
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: like what the fuck is going on and he's never
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: hurt he's practicing yeah he's just like and he tumbles.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah well they're fucking made out of like they're flexible
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: they're all pliable and shit.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah the way they even like the way a kid
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: can sit and you're like how are your legs.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Doing that after a while shit gets stiff it gets
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: real stiff do you ever do any yoga.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I did I haven't in a while well remember when
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: we did it I do.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: That was our first challenge, right?
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: And that was awesome. And then a year or two ago,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I started doing some yoga here. And it was so challenging.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, this is really hard.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Was it the same kind or different? Just like, no.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a hot yoga. It was just like, you know,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you're going through all the positions. I don't know how
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: to even describe it. Poses? Yeah, all the poses.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Poses.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And I was like, man, I was, you know, shaking
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: in certain poses. And it was really challenging. And I
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: have not done it in a while. I probably should
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: do it again.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Was it the same kind of yoga, though? Were the
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: poses different?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: No, the same kind of poses. The same shit? Yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: just not hot.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Hot's the way to go.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Hot's rad.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: It's harder.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: It is. I remember I did do a hot yoga
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: here in Austin, like, in July. And I was like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: this isn't much different than outside right now. And I remember, like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: feeling so... Relieved when I saw somebody tap out of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the room before me. I was like, I can't tap
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: out first. Just watching people and some guys. I was like,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm going to get out of here in
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• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Limited time offer. I remember the first time I did it,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, I can't believe how hard this is.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I can't believe all these little old ladies are walking
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: into this thing with this rolled up foam mat, and
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you guys think you're working out.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they're working out way harder than me. It's incredible.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I was literally getting strangled, and it was easier. I
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: was going to jujitsu, and I was getting fucking armbarred,
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: and that was easier. Yeah.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Than.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: going and fucking stretching my feet out with these little
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: old ladies.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And seeing like how these mother, like you'll see somebody
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: who's like, physicality is not like that. No, like they
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: look fit, let's say, but you're not like, holy shit,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: look at this person.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: And the way that they're holding themselves up on their
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: hands and their whole body's sitting on, on, you know
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like their knees are on their elbows
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: and you're like, how the fuck are you holding yourself
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: like this?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And very impressive. It's a weird, it's an impressive
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: thing that you only know it's impressive when you try
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I have this theory that everybody should try things like that, jujitsu,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a boxing class, even if you go one time, just once.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Just so you have an idea of what you don't know.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Because every dude thinks he
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: can fight.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, I know my limits so much in
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: that regard because I've been in classes. I've done classes.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: So I know so much. I'm not an expert, but
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I know how much I don't know.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Like, I've rolled on, I've done jujitsu classes. I've done
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: boxing classes. And I'm like, oh, these guys can fucking
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: kill me.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: But you don't know that before you do it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You don't know how hard that shit is.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: You don't know. I mean, like, boxing is a funny
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: one because people think They're like, I can throw a punch.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: You're like, you don't even have the fundamentals of how
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to throw a punch. You don't even know how to
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: throw a punch technically.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Not only that, how many can you throw before you're
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: totally exhausted?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: The exhaustion is real crazy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: How many have you got in your tank? You got 10,
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: 10 punches, 11 punches?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: A lot of people like throw, they throw haymakers and
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: they think they're throwing it, but you're like, that's not
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: even a punch.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Well, it is if it lands.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I guess, but it's not like, it's definitely not a
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: punch that would really have that much of an effect
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: on somebody who knows what they're doing. I mean, you
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: could probably land that on someone who also doesn't fight.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You can land a lot of things on people if
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: they don't know you're going to punch them.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: That's why sucker punches work. Yeah. When I used to
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: teach martial arts, one of the first things I would
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: tell people is you have to realize that action is
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: so much faster than reaction. So the reason why a
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: sucker punch works is because you have no idea that
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: this person is going to do it. And then by
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: the time they're doing it, it's too late.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: It's too late for you.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You don't react in time. That's why people get punched
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm like, you can't ever let anybody get
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: close enough. You can't ever let anybody that's threatening you
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: get in a position where you think that they could
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: hit you and you don't know what's coming.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Because it can happen too fast.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: So that's why you have to have your awareness that
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: somebody approaching you is already a threat.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: 100%. Yeah. Remember the time I got in that stupid
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: thing on Fear Factor?
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: With that guy? That was 100% my thought process. This
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: guy could punch me at any second.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So you have to act.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I had to grab him. But it was one of
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: those moments where I was like, all right, this is
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a very angry person that's already irrational. What's most irrational?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Sucker punching the host.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: And also this is like you got to think of
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: reality TV. What is everyone trying to do? Everyone's trying
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to go viral. They're all trying to have a clip
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: that gets played over and over again. They're all trying
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: to get everybody to watch the show. So they're all
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: acting in the most outrageous way possible. I think it's
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: like between that and social media, it's been like poison
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: in our civility, in our culture. The way people communicate,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: the way people view like famous people is totally different now.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Because you used to be famous because you were Amy Winehouse. Like, oh,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I love your music. Now you're just famous for whatever
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the fuck reason.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: You could be famous for just acting a fool. Like
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: just being a complete dipshit.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, being some guy who's famous for stealing people's hats.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Just run up and grab people's hats everywhere. That's your TikTok.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, you go up to people and you whisper
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: in their ear when they're at a Home Depot.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, did you see what Andrei Arlovsky got
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: into it with these fucking influencers? I bet they didn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: know who he is.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, I did see a clip of that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet they didn't know who he is. They
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: started fucking with former UFC heavyweight champion Andrei Arlovsky.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not a good move.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: First of all, he's fucking gigantic. Yeah. And he's one
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: of the baddest motherfuckers ever.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: That guy just recently retired from the UFC.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Or was released, I should say. He's not even done fighting.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: He started fighting. He won the UFC title, I think,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: in 2005.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: That's 20 fucking years ago. And the guy was still
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: beating people that are like elite fighters just a few
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: And that's who you go pick on?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: You go pick on that guy.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: I think he beat Travis Brown in like 2016 or 17.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Travis Brown was super legit, real dangerous.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Orlovsky was a bad motherfucker, dude.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I went to a Travis Brown fight once with you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Travis Brown was a bad motherfucker. Travis Brown completely changed
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: the way people look at the clinch because he elbowed
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: so many people into oblivion. If you got a hold
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: of a single on that guy and your head was
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: right there or a double, anything where you're trying to
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: take him down against the cage and your head is
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: right there, that fucking dude, boom. We literally called them
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Travis Brown elbows. Dude. Because everybody does it, but Travis
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Brown did it better than anybody.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: That and those forearm shots that people take, you're like, ugh.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's brutal. It's such a brutal sport. It's so crazy.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: That is so fucking crazy. Yeah, I would not fuck
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: with somebody. I mean, I don't fuck with anybody, but
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: if I saw that guy be the last guy, I'd
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: be like, oh.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: So many people out there in the world now know
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: how to fight. When I was a kid, almost no
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: one knew how to fight. There was wrestlers. Never fuck
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: with wrestlers. And there was like, oh, the guy, he's
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Golden Gloves boxer. Oh, don't fuck with him. Yeah. Like
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: everybody knew who you could and couldn't fuck with.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: But now?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Now everybody knows something. And kids, they learn just by,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: they'll watch a Charles Oliveira fight and they'll practice in
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: their fucking living room. And next thing you know, they
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: know how to do a real triangle. Yeah. Like you
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: can watch a lot of shit on YouTube videos and
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: learn without even taking classes. And kids are like learning.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Some athletic kids, like a kid that maybe is really
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: good at baseball, really good at soccer or something like that.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You teach him some moves pretty quick, and he's going
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: to know how to deliver it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: My oldest does it twice a week, and he's an
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: athletic kid. He's got some proficiency, and he keeps moving up.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: He's going to kill you. You're going to have to
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: start taking classes. We fuck around because I have two
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: little boys. This dude will immediately just put me in
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: an armbar, and I'm like, yo. And the only thing
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that saves me is that I'm still so much bigger
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: and stronger.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: You might have to start taking classes or he's not
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: going to listen.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: The clock is ticking.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: When he's like 16 or 17.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. That would be a real problem.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Well, that's also a weird problem too because all of
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: a sudden you can do things to men. Like I
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: remember thinking that when I was like 16, 16, 17
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: when I was competing.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden I could beat men up. I
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: was like, this is crazy.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: This is crazy, yeah.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is weird.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I have the skills.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Because all my life, men were terrifying. Like, men get angry.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Men will hit you. Run. Run from the men. And
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: now I'm like, oh, fuck this grown-ass man up. It
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: was crazy. It was a crazy transition.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I can see his wheels turning, dude.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Right. So he's going to know he can do it now,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: so he's going to want to do it. Come on, Dad. Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. What are you going
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to do, Dad?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Like, you're fucking grounded. Fuck you. I'm not grounded. I'll
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: choke you out.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Like, what?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You're in the fucking hallway. You can't even get away.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: And he's 17 now. He probably weighs a buck 80.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Kind of ripped. He's got abs.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: You get embarrassed.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: They called us, and they were like, hey, he's really good.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, he's really got a skill at this.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Well, jiu-jitsu is athleticism is massive, but also intelligence. It's
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: hard to be dumb and get really good at jiu-jitsu.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: He's a smart kid. The other thing that's very different,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: and I think you see this when you have more
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: than one kid, especially when you have two kids or more,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: you start to see that like, oh, some qualities in
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: people's personalities are innate qualities, right? Yes. Especially because you
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: have your one, you're like, oh, this is what a
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: kid's like. Then you're like, oh, the other kid's not
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: like this. They have these other qualities.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: One thing about him that you just pick up on
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: by being his parent is he's very competitive. Very, very competitive.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: And so he's intelligent, he's competitive, and he's athletic. And
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: so you go like, oh, yeah, he's just very driven,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: But he should probably compete. Because when you're young, if
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: you learn how to compete when you're young, oh, my God,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: it has so many benefits for the rest of your life.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Because it's so scary, and then you overcome it. And
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: if you can become successful at it, you kind of
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: feel like you could be successful at anything. Yeah. Because
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: you've been successful at something that's scary.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: Get him in tournaments, man.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: He got into running.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: So, like... A couple of years ago, I was getting ready.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: We were going to do a 5k and I was
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: way out of shape. I was like, I gotta start running.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: So the first thing I did is I ran a
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: mile and he tried to run with, I mean, he
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: was like, you know, let's say like seven years old
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: or something. And I ran the mile in like, I
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: don't know, nine 30. It was, I mean, I was dying.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. He couldn't quite keep up with me
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: in this one-mile run. He's a seven-year-old kid. This year,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: he ran two miles in 12.38. Whoa. So he ran
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: six and change miles.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Because he didn't like the fact that he wasn't good
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: at running?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: He would get up and be like, I'm going to
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: go train. I'm like, okay. Jesus Christ, you've got a psycho.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: He's a psycho. He's a psycho.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: He's running up hills and shit. He's like, come with me.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: So I have an adult with me. He's just running
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: up and down this hill over and over and over. Yeah,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: he's like very, but it's self, it's not me going,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you got to go run.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Right. It's inside his head.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It's in his head.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: If I was a coach, I'd be like, get that
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: kid young. Yeah. Grab him. Grab him. That's what we want.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: What you want is an intelligent psycho.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: You know, intelligent, driven, hyper-competitive psycho.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Hyper-competitive. The other kid, my youngest, will walk up a
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: flight of stairs. He goes, my legs hurt.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: He goes, I want to go rest. I'm like, we
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: just walked up a fucking flight of stairs. He's like,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I know, but my legs are killing me.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: It's completely different. It's so funny that that is such
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: It's such the case. It's interesting because there is this
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: thought of like what a personality is. Like where does
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it all come from? It's like a combination of so
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: many different things. It's a combination of nature, nurture, genetics.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: It's everything.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: You're right. And it's also being exposed to things that
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: bring that out of you. Yes. You know what I mean?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Like imagine if he had never been exposed to the running,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: never done jujitsu, never done anything.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Then what happens to that?
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: The other kid, he's like, you can tell he has
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: like a comedian's mindset.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Because he's a complainer. You know, like every like funny
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: person complains.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Like the other day, I was in the writer's room.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: ate something, I was in the writer's room, but my
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: stomach was fucking me up all day. I was on
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: the toilet, it was brutal to get through the day.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I get home, and he's in my room watching TV.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: And I lay down, I go, hey, can you turn
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: that off? Because I want to rest, my stomach is
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: bothering me. And he goes, oh, you want to snooze?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: How old is he?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Seven. He goes, you want to snooze? He goes, I
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: almost fucking threw up today.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: And I go, what?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, my stomach's... I go, dude, I've been
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: on the toilet for like three hours. Please. And he goes,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: all right, why don't you have your little snooze? I'll
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: go out here. He's like very animated, you know? That's hilarious.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And then he saw me wear a suit. This is insane.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: He saw me wear a suit. And I'm like walking
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: out of the house. And he goes, hey.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I go, what?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: He goes, where's my suit? And I go, what?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: What?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And then I'm not kidding you. He goes, I look
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: like a fucking asshole. I go, what are you talking about?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, you're in a suit. I look like an asshole.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: He goes, get me a suit. And I go, you
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: don't need a suit.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: And he goes, yes, I do.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Why do you get to look like that? I look
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: like a fucking asshole. I was like, all right, bro.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: He's always, you know what I mean? He's always like complaining.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: He's complaining.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And it's just funny.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: That would be an amazing sitcom scene.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: If you had a kid like that. I'd look like
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: a fucking asshole. That would be an amazing scene.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: We call him Joe Pesci. Because he's always talking like that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: He's always bothered.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: You know, he's always hot.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And you're like, this is not a big deal, man.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, yes, it is. That's hilarious. Yeah, he's just
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: fired up about shit.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's so funny.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: But that's also in him. You know what I mean?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: It's part of his personality.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's weird. It's like kids get something from you, right?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: They get some genetics. And then they kind of get
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: whatever that gift the universe gives.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Whereas that kid's not like either one of us. Where'd
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: you come from?
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Christina thinks that every time he's fired up about something,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, look at this kid. She goes, that is insane.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: You. I'm like, no.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And she goes, yes.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Well, you have a little of that in you. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: You definitely do. I remember one of the most impressive
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: things about our Sober October thing was you got the flu.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: And so you were out of it for like a
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: couple of days. And so the moment you got back
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: where you felt good, you ran like 15 miles.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: In a day. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Bro, we were all going nuts.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, I can't be like Dead,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: dead last. You know what I mean? I was like,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I just can't.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I was in the gym at the old studio with Ari.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: And Ari, he's like, can I use your gym? I'm like,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: of course. He's like, after the podcast, I'm going to
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: work out. I've got to get my numbers in. And
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: so I was hanging out with him while he was rowing.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: And he's got a fucking six pack.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is crazy. I go, Ari, you
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: have a six pack now. I go, you're ripped. I go,
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: you look great. He's like, oh, thanks. And he was
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: just fucking rowing. He rowed for a full hour, man.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: With a chest strap on. Like racking up his numbers.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: There was the same voice in his head going, don't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: be dead last. Because we all knew your crazy ass
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: was going to be going like totally psycho. So we
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: were just like, we can't be dead last of the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: rest of us.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Ari was trying to beat me.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: 100%. I know he was.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were like pissing blood. We were like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: this guy's a little too crazy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I decided one day to just like take it
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: to like the, I wanted to see like, what can
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I do? That was the day I did seven hours
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: of cardio. I think. I'd set off my alarm in
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: my gym from my sweat.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I set off the fire alarm.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: From just being so hot.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a video of it. There's a video on
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Instagram of the puddles on the ground are the most
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: preposterous thing. I sweat puddles.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I think your wife too, right? Because my. She went,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: you can't do this anymore. She was like, what are
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: you doing? Like, you're not spending any time with your family.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: You're just like so obsessed with this thing.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: It's like I, I re-met an old friend.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's what it was like for me. It was like, oh,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I forgot that guy's in there.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: I don't necessarily like that guy.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: He scares me. It's like I don't like something. It
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: scares me not being dramatic. This is what it is.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: That that could derail your life. So you could, that
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: obsession could take over again with something, with anything. And
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: then I won't be doing anything but that thing. It's
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: one of the reasons why I like to do a
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: lot of stuff. It's because I don't want.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: One obsession.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want that one thing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: That brain to focus on. It's not good for mental health.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I know. It's really good for success. Like, if you're
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: really going to get really good at one thing, that's
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: the thing. But for overall happiness, I don't find that
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: to be appealing. I don't like that feeling. Like, that
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Sober October feeling was kind of crazy.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: This is kind of why, like, I feel like I'm
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: trying to embrace a lifestyle that's accessible but not dramatic. Yes. Like,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I could go and go, I'm going to do... you know,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: two and a half hours at the gym every day.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm sure my results would show.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Right, I wanna look like Iron Man or whoever.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But my problem is like, it's like not, that doesn't
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: feel like, I'm gonna run out at some point and
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: be like, this is unsustainable. So I'd rather.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: It's gonna take from your other things.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I gotta do it where like, I'll do
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: an hour and change, you know, of training and then
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: try to dial in eating and like, that's, you can
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: keep that.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: That's sustainable.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Right, exactly. Yeah, but it depends on what you're trying
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to do. We both have families. There's a lot of
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: people in our lives. You can't just be a maniac
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: and focus on one thing.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Gordon Ryan, that's his Abu Dhabi belt up there. Oh, yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: That guy trains 365 days a year. Yeah. He doesn't take,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: fuck you for Christmas, fuck you for your birthday. Oh,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: it's Easter?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: That's his obsession.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. Yeah. Well, that's how he became the best
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: of all time. If you really want to do something-
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: That's the sacrifice. But he doesn't have kids. He's not married.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: He's only, now he's 30. But he did all this
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: when he was in his mid-20s.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: That's also the age to be that obsessed with something.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Especially if you want to do this one thing
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: that everybody else is working really hard to. You got
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: to figure out how to separate yourself. And it's like,
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: if you're running an ultra marathon and- You have 200
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: miles to run, and you take time, and you're running,
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: and you're running at a really good pace, maybe even
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: a faster pace than other people, but then you take naps.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: You take a nap for an hour or two hours
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: or three hours, and then you say, look, it'll be
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: better this way, and then I'll be revived. I'm still
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: really ahead. That guy who's not going to take any
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: naps is going to beat you because he's just going
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: to keep running. He's going to keep running. And before
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: you know it, a lot of these ultras, like the
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: guy who wins, they win by like 10 hours. They
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: win by nutty time. Courtney DeWalter, the lady who was
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: on our podcast once, she ran the Bigfoot 240, I think.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And I think she was like eight hours ahead of
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: the second place person.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I kind of don't understand the mentality that the ultra
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: people have.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's dark.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I don't get it. It's dark how
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: you actually get there.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Well, you have to be a complete nut and then
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: you have to want to test yourself to the point
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: of almost death because that's what these people are doing.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: They're running like, Goggins, he ran one of these fucking things,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: got rhabdo. So rhabdomyelosis was when you worked out too hard,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: your body can't recover, and you start pissing brown real bad.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Your kidneys are breaking down. He had to go to
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the hospital, went to the hospital, got out of the hospital,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: completed the race. And then he did like 100 push-ups.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: He's fucking, like there's, he's like, he's getting to the
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: door of death. Yeah. Just the door.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: And that's how he feels normal.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He feels alive by getting his body to... And
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: he's 50, by the way.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking crazy.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a maniac.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Did you watch, by the way, did you watch the
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Anthony Joshua Jake Paul?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I did. Of course I did.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I would have guessed.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had to watch it. It's a spectacle.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Look, that guy did great for someone who's been boxing
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: for like less than a decade. He has had no
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: real professional opponents other than Tommy Fury that were legitimate
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: world-class boxers.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember what happened in the time.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: He lost a close decision, but it was a good fight.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: It was a good fight, though. He's a good boxer.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: If he wasn't a YouTuber, people would be way more
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: impressed with him. The problem is he was like a
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: famous kid, and then no one took him seriously.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, and then he started, too, with more spectacle-ish fights.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: People were like, oh, he fought Nate Robinson, like a
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: basketball player.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the thing is he knocked Nate Robinson dead.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: He knocked him the fuck out, yeah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: And it's the way he did it that I was
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: trying to tell people. I'm like, no, no, no. That
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: was skillful. There's like boxing matches where you see two
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: guys just slugging it out. One guy lands a punch
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: and yeah, he landed a good punch. What Jake did
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: is he slid back and landed a punch. It's like
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: the athleticism along with the intelligence, the technique. He's not
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: even doing it that long. And he's also hyper competitive
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: even though he's wealthy. You would assume that wealth would
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: take away your drive for competition. He's also nuts. Just
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: the fact that he's willing to fight the two-time heavyweight champion,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: former Olympic gold medalist. Yeah. A guy who was gigantic
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: in his pride. Built like a Greek god. Yeah. And
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: he's a one-punch killer. And you're going to stand in
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: front of that guy. And he avoided shots until the
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: sixth round. He just started getting tired.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: His movement in that fight was crazy.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: It was very good. Yeah. It was very good.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: He was really keeping him moving around the whole ring.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: You can't afford to get tired.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You can't get tired.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. He gets tired in a lot of
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: his fights in the later rounds. You should really sort
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: that out. Because if he had a much bigger gas tank,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: like if he was training with some of these elite,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: world-class strength and conditioning coaches and just worked on his cardio,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: he'd be beating way more guys.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: You think so? Yeah, 100%.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: But it's like, what he's doing is learning how to box.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: And he's boxing, he's training hard, for sure. But to
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: get that world-class gas tank, you need like a Sam Calavita.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: You need like a Nick Curzon. You need like these
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: plyometrics experts that got heart rate monitors on you and
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: they're checking when your recovery is ready and go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You need guys monitoring your recovery, monitoring your heart rate variability,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: your VO2 max. I couldn't believe it. Maybe he is.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he is doing that. But whatever
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: it is, it's not enough. It's not enough. Because in
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: so many of his fights, like the Nate Diaz fight,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: he gets tired in the later rounds. In the beginning, look,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: if that guy is only fighting three rounds, he's a
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: fucking handful. He's really good. He clocked Anthony Joshua. He
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: did hit him with a big right hand. He did.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Didn't have any effect.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Because he's, you know, really... He weighed 216, but he
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't even have abs right at 216. He could easily
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: weigh 190. I'm sure he could make 190. Anthony Joshua's gigantic.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: So big.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: He's so big. He's so much bigger. So, of course,
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: like his punch that he knocks Tyron Woodley out cold with,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Joshua just eats it. Yeah. Because he's a giant.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking giant man. He's so big, dude. He's
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: so big.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I give Jake. So much credit for stepping into that ring.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Bro, he got hit with a bomb, a right-hand bomb.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: When he got hit with that, too, I don't know
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: if enough has been made of the fact that, I mean,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: it was absolutely devastating. But the fact that he had
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: awareness immediately to go like, Like he looked.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: At the crowd like, oh, shit. Like, wow. It wasn't like.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I think he went into that fight knowing that was
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: probably going to happen. And ultimately the big win for
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: him would be that he was even willing to do
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: it and that he could do well for a little bit.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: For a little bit.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then eventually just deal with the fact that
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Anthony Joshua is going to connect with a bomb. Yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And breaks his jaw in two places. Yeah. And he's fucked.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: His jaw's wired shut now. He lost teeth.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: See, I mean, he made it to the sixth round.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Pretty wild.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Do they put your teeth back in when they pop
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: out like that or are they gone forever?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. But this shit's wired
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: shut for like six weeks now.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You got to eat nothing but protein shakes.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Oof.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, it's a crazy world. The thing is
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: that I would hope that he recognizes is right now
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: he's doing great and he's only whatever he is, 28,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Is he 28?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I think he is. How old is Jake Paul? He's young.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: And he's probably made $ 300 million plus in his boxing career.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: How old is Jake Paul? He'll be 29 in a month.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Look at that. So he's 28 years old. 29 next month.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Don't do this very long because there's a price that
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: you pay that is not worth it. It's not worth it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: And that price is depression, deep depression, a severe brain
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: imbalance that's going to lead you to addiction. It leads
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: so many people to impulsive behavior. So many people become
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: gambling addicts, drug addicts, alcoholics after their fighting career. You
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: could only take so much. And that one that he
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: got from Joshua, ooh. Say if you have a punch card,
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: you have so many punches that you can get in
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: your life, which I believe you do. I believe there's
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: a certain number. That one was like 10 punches. That
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: was like... There was a lot of concussions in that
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: one punch.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That was real damage. Like if someone's breaking your jaw
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: in two places, the inside of your fucking head is,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of damage going on in there too.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Just don't do it for, I know too many guys
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: that like they wanted to be cool guys and they
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: kept sparring like deep into their 30s and 40s. They
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: would go to the gym and do hard sparring, not jujitsu, boxing,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: boxing sparring. So they're just standing in front of each other,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: slugging it out. They get bloody noses. They'd laugh about
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: it and think it was cool. And then they go
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: about their day, and I'm like, man, that's going to
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: get you. Because at a certain point in time, that
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: fucking depression is unavoidable. It just creeps it. You just, oh,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: you don't feel good. You just don't feel good. Like,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: you're just like, oh, all the time. Just, oh. Their
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: whole day is like, oh. You know that feeling when
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: you're hungover? That's their life.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: That's no way to live.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: And it varies. Some guys don't get that.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: And he definitely doesn't have to do that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Not anymore. If he could do anything, that guy can
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: do anything. If he could do what he did in boxing,
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: he could do anything. Just don't do it forever. It's
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: just one of them things where it's like the price
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: you pay is eventually not worth it. Awesome that he did.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, awesome that he probably made $ 100 million Saturday night.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that's so much.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know what he got paid, but Also, it's
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: probably worth another $ 100 million in publicity.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Easily.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Because people loved watching him get knocked out. They did.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: But also, I had to say, that guy has fucking balls.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And he does. He earned it. He does. He earned it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: That guy has every— if he doesn't have your respect after
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: that fight, because a lot of people are like, oh,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: you're going to fight Gervonta Davis. He's only 135 pounds.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: He's like, okay, I'll fight a guy 110 pounds bigger.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: So he— No, you couldn't pay me. Balls.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You could not pay me enough to do that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Guy's got balls. He's got nothing but respect for me. Yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Nothing but respect. Just don't do it forever. There comes
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: a time where the cost is not worth it because
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: some people never return. That's what you have to understand.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: There's people that get out, like if you listen to
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Randy Couture talk now, the talk's fine. He's great. He
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: was knocked out a bunch of times. Chuck Liddell knocked
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: him out.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: They knew when to dip out.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Knew when to dip out. And, you know, Randy also, like,
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: really didn't even begin his UFC career until his late 30s,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: if I'm correct. He was at 35– It might have
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: been 34 or 35 when he had his first UFC fight.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I was there. That was in, like, fucking the middle
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: of nowhere in the South.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: That's pretty old, right? Oh, yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Well, he was an elite wrestler. He was an elite
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Greco-Roman wrestler, and then he got into MMA late in life.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Back in the time, the days when you'd be able
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: to wear shoes, they used to wear wrestling shoes when
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: they fought. Really? Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: The early days, you used to be able to wear shoes. But, like,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: he's fine. There's a bunch of guys that are still fine,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: but there's a bunch of guys that are really struggling.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Really struggling. Don't get there. Don't get there.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Scary.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Dip out before that happens. It's real scary. Know when
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: to dip out and have friends that tell you when
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: to dip out. You have a coach that doesn't say, well,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: let's give it one more shot. Yeah. You only want
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: to be doing that if you're trying to be the
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: best in the world. That's my opinion. I mean, there's
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of guys who are never going to be
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the best in the world and they still love competing. Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: And that's great too. And there's a lot of guys
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: that make a living doing it and they make good
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: money and they feed their families. I'm not saying– but
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: if you have an option, I don't think you should
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: do it unless you're a fucking complete maniac, absolutely obsessed.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: You want to do it more than you want to
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: do anything else in life because if you don't feel
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: like that, there's a guy out there that does. And
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: that guy is going to fuck you up. That guy
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: is going to come and take your soul away from you.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I always think of Mike Tyson when he was 20.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, if you're not that dedicated, you shouldn't
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: be fighting because Mike Tyson is not one person. There's
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: a bunch of those guys out there. There's Alex Pereira.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: There's all these guys out there in the world that
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: are that obsessed. There's all these Islam Makachevs and Ilya Teporyas.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: There's these guys out there in the world that are just.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Driven to do it.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: And if you want to fight, if you really want
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: to fight, if you run into one of those guys
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: and you're not, doing what they're doing, you're gonna get
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: tuned up.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Alex, I didn't realize how big he is.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Giant.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I did not realize that until the photo of him
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: next to somebody I know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of chatter about him fighting in the
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: heavyweight division now. Really? There's a lot of chatter about it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of chatter about him perhaps even fighting
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Cyril Gaughan. I don't know how much this is true.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I haven't talked to Dana about it. But it's not
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: an illogical move. He's 240 pounds right now. 240 plus.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: And he's like, what, 6'4, 6'5? 6'5, 6'4, 6'5.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And make no mistake about it, that guy can knock
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: out heavyweights. No doubt about it. He hits harder than
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: anyone they've ever recorded ever on that fucking stupid punch machine. Yeah.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: You know that thing?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Francis Ngannou got like a 129 on it, which is crazy.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: He got a 190.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: 190?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: 190. When you watch him hit it, you're like, what
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: the fuck? You want to see it?
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: You should just see it just to feel what it
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: would feel like to get hit in the head by that.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Like, that guy, he's out there in the world. Yeah.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Like, if you think you're
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: going to be a journeyman and you're going to all
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, you know, be looking across the octagon
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: and that guy's standing there, trauma. Like he's going to
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: hunt you. He's going to hunt you. And you're not
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: in that space that he's in. He's in a killer
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: be killed space. And you're in a this is fun
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: to compete.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not the same thing. Not the same thing.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Watch this video because it's fucking bananas. When he hits it,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: you just go. Everybody around him goes, oh. Like what
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Watch this. Oh, my gosh. See that? One
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: more time. One more time. Well, you do it from
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: the beginning.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Look at it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: That, if you don't, the sound is so crazy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your face.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: You know what, Mark Goddard, Mark Goddard was the referee
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: in his fight with Khalil Roundtree, and he came up
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: to me right after the fight. Like, I got into
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the octagon. They were going to, you know, announce Alex
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Pereira winner by knockout. Goddard walks up to me and goes,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: The sound that guy makes. He goes, I've been doing
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: this for 20 years. He goes, the sound is ungodly.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: It's ungodly.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: It's different. And you can see when you're doing commentary,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: you see the look on the guy's faces. When they
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: get hit, they're like, oh, this is real. This is different.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: There's some different dudes out there, man.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: There's some different dudes out there. And that's a different,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: not just of dedication and drive and focus, because he
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: definitely has all that, but it's genetics. That dude is
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: a legitimate Amazon warrior. He comes from a tribe in
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: the Amazon. And he goes back to that tribe and
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: he puts on the traditional outfits that they wear and
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: the face paint and hangs out with them. And it's like, yo.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: He would have been the fucking tribal warlord.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: He would have been the king back in the day.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's his ancestry.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck me.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he speaks the language.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, he does like the dialect?
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I think. I don't want to misspeak, but I'm pretty
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: sure he understands what they're saying because he's talking to them.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Not just Portuguese, like Brazil, but that whole Amazon area
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: is so fascinating, man.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the Amazon?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: No.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I went once.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: What'd you do?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: My uncle was working for an oil company in Peru,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: and there's a part of Peru called Iquitos in the north,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: which is the jungle. And I went with him, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: we went out on the Amazon, and then we pulled
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: up to some place, and he's like, we're going to
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: eat here, right? And it's not like... fucking Terry.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Blacks, right?
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: It's just like some fucking shack. And the guy just
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: kept bringing it. I was like, what am I eating?
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'll tell you later.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Piranha.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: It was all kinds of weird shit.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: What were you eating?
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, snakes and rabbits and, you know, like Amazonian
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: shit that I've never even heard of. And I would
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: take bites. I'm like, what is this? Later. I'll tell
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: you later. Okay. He made me eat all this stuff.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is fucking crazy. But when
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you're out there, yeah, you are kind of wowed You're
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: just in awe of everything around you and just the
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: fact that this is on the planet with us and
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you can make a trek to a place like this
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: where there's species of not just animals, flowers and trees
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: and things that don't exist anywhere else. And it's so
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: rich with everything that's there. It's an awe-inspiring kind of thing.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: It hasn't even been documented. There's so many pharmaceutical drugs
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: that come from plants they find in the Amazon.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: It's wild.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: It's such a crazy place. You know the craziest part
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: about it? The density of the Amazon rainforest is essentially man-made.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Man-made?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Man-made. Really? Yeah, they didn't know that until fairly recently.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Those are agriculture plants that grew out of control.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: And they constantly find... But they'll find... You know, they'll
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: find like a species of a bird and they'll be like,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: this is the only place we've ever seen this bird.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It doesn't exist anywhere else on the planet.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It all used to be populated too. That's what's really crazy. Yeah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that LIDAR stuff they do? Yes. And
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: they find all these ancient structures. Yes. The white man
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: came and brought the cooties.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: That's what happened. And there's still like these tribes that
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: live there and literally have blow darts.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That hunt. That's how they kill their meals.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: My friend Paul Rosalie lives there. Lives there? Lives in
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: the Amazon. He's got this organization that's working to try
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: to preserve the rainforest. One of the things they do
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: is they find these loggers. And these loggers, generally, they're
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: poor guys that just get forced to do these jobs.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: And he pays them more than they get paid as
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: loggers to protect the rainforest. So instead of cutting it down,
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: now you have a job where you get paid more.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: But now your job is to protect the forest.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: So they plant more and everything?
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they plant more. They stop people from, I don't
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: know if they plant, honestly. They stop people from cutting
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: things down. The problem with planting, and this is where
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: the Amazon gets really weird. The Amazon soil natively is
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: not conducive for growing a lot of stuff. So there's
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: a type of soil that's man-made that they do not
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: know how they did it. They do not know when
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: they started doing it. But it's called terra preta. Is
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: that what it's called? And it's a thick, dark, man-made soil.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: So it's essentially compost and all this different process and
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: carbon and a bunch of things that they get into
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: this man-made layer that's all over the Amazon.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: That whole area, we thought it like, so you know
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: this Lost City of Z story?
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: So the Lost City of Z was that movie. Did
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: you ever see it? Was it Percy Richards? What was
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: his name? Percy Fawcett? Percy Fawcett. Yeah. So this guy
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: goes down to the Amazon a long time ago and
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: he comes back with this story, you know, European traveler
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: comes back with this story of golden cities and it's amazing.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: And so he comes back, he reports his findings. And
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: then a hundred years later, like a new search party
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: goes down there to look for this place and they
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: don't find nothing like, oh, that guy was full of shit,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: but it was, he wasn't full of shit. It was
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: all real. It's just that he brought the cooties. So
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: they brought disease and literally wiped out millions of people.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Millions of people. And the jungle just consumed whatever structures
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: were there in 100 years, which is like, look at Detroit.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Detroit is freezing cold. It's nowhere near as tropical as
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: the Amazon. But Detroit houses are just trees are growing
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: straight through them. And it's only been like 50 years.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: So in 100 years in the Amazon, everything was gone.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: All the people were dead. All the structures, which were wood,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: were all just like consumed by the rainforest.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they didn't even know this until they started
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: doing this LIDAR stuff. And so this LIDAR stuff, when
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: they're flying over with this, it's a type of laser.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: And essentially it looks into the ground and finds structures
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: right through the trees.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: It can like scan things.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: And they're finding aqueducts and roads and like complex irrigation systems. Big, giant,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: symmetrical structures like this. This is all covered by jungle. Like,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: these are all buildings and streets. Like, they had millions
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: of people living in the Amazon. Millions.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: This is, like, the same, you know, the theory that,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: you know how, like, UAPs have become more, like, there's
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: congressional testimonies about it. And everybody's always... talking about where
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: are these visitors coming from. But one of the theories
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: is that they're not visitors from somewhere else. They're visitors
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: from our own planet.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: That is an interesting theory.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: It's always interesting, especially just because we know how much
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: of our planet is actually unexplored. We always think of
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: it as, oh, we know the planet. But most of
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the ocean is unexplored. A huge number of... And then
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: obviously things like the jungle... Where you're just discovering, like, oh, look,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: there's a whole civilization in there.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Well, there was a civilization.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Was, yes.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I think the Amazon rainforest people that they encounter now,
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: the uncontacted people, are probably the survivors. Yeah. Because the
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: thing is, during the Ice Age, the equator was lush.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: So these areas probably had, like, the perfect climate. Huge populations. Yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: huge populations, perfect climate. I mean, think about all the
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: incredible structures that you find in those areas. Yes. like
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: the Incan structures and the Mayan structures. They were obviously
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: a very advanced civilization back then.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Nothing makes sense when you're there. I've been three times
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: to Machu Picchu. Oh, you went to Machu Picchu? Yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I went three times. And every time, because you see
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: photos and stuff, when you're actually there, your brain just goes,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Because it's all theories. You'll have a
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: guide who's like, this is how. And you're like, yeah,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: but this is your guess, motherfucker. You don't know that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: It just doesn't add up in your head how this
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: could be built up in the Andes.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Well, the predominant theory by the alternative historians is that
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: water was that high back then. In that area.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: And that there've been some enormous seismic changes, you know,
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: earthquakes and the like, which is one of the reasons
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: why they made those stones the way they did in
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: the first place. Like if you see the stones, they're
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: cut like jigsaw puzzle pieces and slipped into place. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: The reason why they did that is because that would
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: better redistribute any energy that would come from an earthquake. But, like,
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: just the idea of... So instead of, like, bricks stacked
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: on top of bricks, they're all, like, interlocking with each
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: other with a bunch of different angles, and they're immense.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: These pieces are so.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Immense.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Immense. And it's laying perfectly flush against the next piece. Like,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: it's not, like, kind of sloppily thrown together. It looks
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: like an architecture firm designed it and hired... You know, like,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: there were cranes putting... You're like, how the fuck would
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: this be put together in 1500?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: It's really....
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Really difficult to figure out. Yeah. They don't know. And
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: they don't even know the date. The date is silly
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: because they're, they're not what they're basing the date off of.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of different structures. There's the base structure,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: which is way more complex and way bigger, like Specs, Sox,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: and a bunch of these other places that they have
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: layers of civilization. That's really clear.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Like the layers above it are like less sophisticated than
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: the giant megalithic stuff that's below it. And yet they
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: all try to attribute it to the same time. The
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: problem is they get married to a timeline. Yeah. And
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: once they get married to that timeline, then they go, oh, well,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: that's just what it is.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: That's just what it is.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: But they don't know what it is. Of course. They've
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: discovered this new stone structure that is in Oregon. And
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: it's 18,000 years old. They didn't even think up until
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: fairly recently. They didn't think that people were here 18,000
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: There's a structure in Oregon that's 18,000?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Let me see if I can find it. I think, yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: here it is. I found it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: I always feel like when the experts give you the.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, did you find it, Jamie?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Testing yields new evidence of human occupation 18,000 years ago
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: in Oregon. So they just keep... So this is a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: stone wall. It's pretty cool. So they found camel teeth
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: fragments under a layer of volcanic ash from an eruption
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: in Mount St. Helens that was dated over 15,000 years ago.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Team also uncovered two finely crafted orange... I don't know
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: what that word is. A gate scraper? A gate scraper.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: I guess it's a type of stone. One in 2012
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: preserved bison blood residue and another in 2015 buried deeper
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: in the ash. So they did the radiocarbon dating on
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: this stuff and they came up with a date of 18,250
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: years before present time. Fuck.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: That's so goddamn long ago.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: The date in association with stone tools suggested the Rimrock
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Draw Rock Shelter is one of the oldest human occupation
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: sites in North America. See if you can find what
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: that looks like. So there's a few places in America
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: where people are like, okay, what the fuck is this?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: And one of them that's really interesting. What does perplexity
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: have to say about this? The site is a shallow
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: rock shelter about three meters deep, 20 feet, 20 meters
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: long on a basalt rim near the town of Riley
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: in Harnage County, Oregon at the northern edge of the
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Great Basin.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Interesting. This stuff is so interesting to me.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Because there's a weird one in Montana. Have you seen
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: the sage wall in Montana? This one's really weird. So
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: this one is actually debatable apparently. So there are some
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: people that are geologists that look at this and say
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: this has– it could be a natural formation. And other
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: people look at it and go, yeah, but it has
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: like legit tooling on it. So this is a wall.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: That's on a piece of private property in Montana. Like,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: just looking at that image, boy, that looks a lot
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: like people made it. Yeah. That looks a lot like
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: people made it. So there's an argument, though, that there
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: are similar but not as uniquely man-made looking structures that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: are not, that are definitely not man-made.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Wait, so this is a, the debate is that this
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: might not be man-made? Like, this might be naturally occurring?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Like, look at that. What are the odds that
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: that is... What is that? Like, what is that? Is
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: that evidence of an ancient civilization or is that just
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: a geological formation?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing is in that image, I lean
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: more towards, I could see how you could make a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: case of a natural formation.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Perhaps.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: But on the other ones where things look more stacked,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: it feels like that second image below.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: No, I think that's AI.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: I was trying to be careful which ones I was
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: trying to show you.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: But when you look at it from the top, that's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: kind of crazy.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: There's parts of it, though, that look like there's stuff
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: around that that just doesn't look as uniquely man-made. But
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: it is without a doubt weird. Because if it turns
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: out that people did make this thing and apparently it
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: goes deep into the ground, like there's some cuts that
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: looks like and then there's also some. Evidence that looks
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: like somebody might have been working on the stone like
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: drill holes or something. I forget what it was But
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: look look at these yeah, that looks like oh yes.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: This is not that I'm pairing That's comparing it to
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: the stuff that's in Peru which has some of the
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: craziest stuff Peru has some of the craziest stuff in
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: the world Like look at that like look at that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: angle go back to that one right there look what
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: the fuck is that? That's crazy there nubs on any
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: of these rocks. That's a good question But some of them, like, boy,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: that looks really fucking suspicious.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: You've looked up, I don't know if we've talked about
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: the lines of Nazca before.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: That's so.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Well, do you know about the mummies, the tridactyl mummies
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: that they found in that area?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy. Okay. So, they've always had artwork that depicted
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: these three-fingered, three-toed beings with big eyes. It's a part of, like,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: ancient Peruvian artwork. Like, they're dated back to, like, a
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: thousand years.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: They've found these mummified remains of the weirdest looking fucking
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: creatures you've ever seen in your life. They're three feet tall.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: They have big heads, three fingers and three toes and
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: they're dead. And then they do CT scans on them.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: They have all the ligaments and structure of a living being.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: But with a different scapula than us. And I think, oh,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: they don't have a sternum. but they have the ribs
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: that we have, I think the same amount of ribs,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: but their structure's different, but it's a real structure. Like
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: when you see the structure with the CT scan, you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: see flesh and tissue, these things. Bro, this is all
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: in Peru. So there's all these little metallic implants on
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: this thing too. But this is the structure of its body.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: And as it goes further, it shows the tissue and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: everything because it's mummified. So you could see like ligaments
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: and tissue. So there's a bunch of different scans that
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: they did. And one of them, the being was pregnant.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: But look, it has a spinal column. It has all
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: the joints are in order, but they're different than our joints.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: And it's in that area?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Yes. This is all in Peru. And it's all in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: the same look at this has a fucking metallic golden
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: implant in its forehead and look at the size of
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: its head Yeah, like it looks like a gray, right? Yeah,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: see if you can get some of those images that
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: show the the CT scans of the tissue Because the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: CT scans of the tissue are the weird it also
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: there is so it also has fingerprints Which are weird
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: like look at that. It has fucking fingerprints, but they're
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: three hours and three digits and Unique fingerprints. They don't
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: know what this is, but my friend Jesse Michaels went
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: down there and saw them in person. He said it
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: was unreal. He said it's really fucking bizarre.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Did I tell you when I went to the Linas,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the Nazca? No. So I went there. I was in Lima.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: So you can get pictures of the whole skeleton.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: And my uncle set me up to go see them
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: with my dad. And so we got into what was
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: a cartel plane that was confiscated by the government. It
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: was now like a Like a Peruvian government plane, like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: a military plane. But it was really like four seats
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: in the back, two pilots in the front, I think
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: two propellers, right? One of those types of planes. The
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: best way to see the lines is in a chopper
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: so you can hover. But we went on a plane.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: And we're like, I mean, you can't believe what you're seeing, right?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Like you're flying over and they're taking us.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: In the middle of it, my dad's like, I need
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: to pee. And I'm like, what? He's like, tell the
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: pilot I need to pee. I'm like, we're going to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: keep doing this. He's like, I have to pee now.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: So I go to the pilot. I was like, hey,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: my dad's got to pee. He's like, what?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: He's like 65. I'm like, he's got to pee. And
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: the guy's like, all right. So we just find some
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: random airstrip, I think in Pisco or something. How long
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: does it take to do that? I mean, we had
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: to go out of our way. And then, you know,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: he pees.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: How long did it take?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, for us to get to the airstrip, probably, like,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: it was out of the woods. way. So maybe like
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: another 20 minutes or something.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, he's like, what am I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: supposed to do? I was like, I don't know. Didn't
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: you fucking pee before we got in this thing? He's like, yeah,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: but I got to pee again. All right. And then
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: they just like walk around and they find an oil
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: canteen that was like discarded on the runway. And they're like,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: this is for your dad. So that if he has
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to pee again. We don't have to land the fucking plane.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: And I was like, here you go, Dad. That's hilarious.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: If it strikes you again, please piss in this.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Did he do it?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did it.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: He did?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: He pissed in it? He pissed again.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He pissed in the oil can?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: So you're flying around with your dad's piss sloshing around?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: With my dad's piss.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, that's pretty neat. Looking at the
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: lines of the mask. Like, yeah, pretty neat, man.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Really bizarre.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny, too, to think about.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Show me the images of the red ones where it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: shows the tissues and the ligaments.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: The fact that some people aren't wowed by things like this.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Jay Anderson had a good one. He had a bunch
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: of good... Because he did a piece on it, too. Yeah, well,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: you have to be out of your fucking mind to
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: not be wowed by this.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. But don't you feel like half the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: population is like, oh, that's cool?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Half the population is asleep. Yeah. They're all on TikTok.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: It's all rot in their brain. They're all just... Social
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: media is like transformed their attention. They're locked in on nonsense,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: on things that don't have any... any bearing on their
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: life whatsoever, and that's what they're focusing on six hours
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: a day. That's a lot of people.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: And then you show them something like this, and they're like,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: that's cool.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: This is completely bananas. Yeah, that's not a human being.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking alien. Or it might have been a
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: kind of human being, right? So you know about, there's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: a bunch of different ones, right? Everybody knows about Neanderthals,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: but there's also the Hobbit people on the island of Flores.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: There's three-foot-tall human beings. That looked probably like, you know,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: like a hobbit, like little chimpanzee. Look at that fucking thing.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking A.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Like, what is that? And the thing is, it's like
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: if you just saw the outside, you'd go, oh, that's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: a cool structure or cool sculpture rather. But then when
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: you see the actual ligaments and tendons and all the
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: stuff inside of it, you go, oh, no, this is
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: a living being, whatever the hell it is. And they
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: all have three toes and three fingers.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: It just strikes me, too, that this isn't the primary
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: conversation we're having, though.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, look at that. I know. How insane is that?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: It's an alien, man.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: They're very different. They also have different shaped heads. There's
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: a difference between... How many did they find? Oh, there's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: quite a few of them. There's quite a few of them.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: What is the Montserrat?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: That's the bigger one. That's the biggest one that they have.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That's the name they gave it?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave it a name. So this is the
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: largest one and the most impressive. And she has these...
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Metallic implants. She's got the one on her forehead and
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: she's got several of them on her body It's a
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: very weird thing because it seems like it's a living
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: creature But it's not like a human being like even
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: the way it's skull those lines and the skull like
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: we all have those Whatever those those lines are that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: were the relates. Yeah, their lines are different than ours.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Everything's different Jesus yeah, and the way they found these
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: things were grave robbers find them So they don't really
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: tell you where they found them. They lie about them.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: They find them in Peru.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: But I mean like how long ago did this happen?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: All this is fairly recent. All this is in the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: last decade or so. But really the focus on it
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: has been over the last year or so where a
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: lot of these scientists have gone down there to take
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: a look at it and guys like Jesse Michaels and
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: some other people. The problem is the country doesn't want
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: them removed for testing, right?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: But you're going to have to bring equipment down there
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: because testing has to be done. We have to figure
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: out what these things are because it seems like it's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: a life form that is a bipedal hominid that's different
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: than us that probably lived alongside. By the way, that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: thing is also 1,200 years old.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: That's old.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's 1,200 years old. It's not a fake.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that's the civilization that did those lines.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Very well could be. They could be the same civilization
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: that also did all those structures up there. There might
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: have been living amongst us. There might have been multiple
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: different civilizations in the past that just don't exist anymore.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: If these things turn out to be real and they
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: do have this enormous head and these weird spindly bodies
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: and three fingers and three toes and they start finding
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: more and more artifacts that point to that, that changes
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: our understanding of what has existed here before. Because whatever
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: that thing is, it's at the very least, it's advanced
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: enough to give itself metal implants. Like what's going on
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: there where it has a gold circle in its forehead?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Implanted.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Implanted into its skull. Like what's the point of that?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, because gold does have a place in electronics.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: You know, they use gold in certain electronics. It's got
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: great kind of conductivity, right? So why does it have,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: what is that thing? If it's a real thing, everybody
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: should be like, it should be front page.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Look at that. Look at that implant. That's Jay Anderson.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: He was actually just on.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: What could this mean?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's bananas.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Look at those eye, like the slots for the eyes.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like a gray alien.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Tridactyl, but yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Like a gray alien. And by the way, like people
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: have described when they've had encounters, they've described things that
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: look exactly like that. Three fingers, three toes, spindly, big head,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: large eyes.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: And he went down there and.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: He went down, my friend, Jesse Michaels went down there
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: and actually touched them. He was, that was the first video.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: He was in the room while they were doing the scans.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: He said it's so strange. He said it feels so
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: surreal because it's so obvious that it was a real
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: living thing.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that's not like the lead story.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: In the news. Everywhere.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, they're, you know, arguing over, you know, everything.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Everything else. Everything. Whatever the fuck it is.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Can you believe what's going on with Turning Point USA?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: They found aliens. I know. They found alien bodies. Like
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: if you've ever wanted alien bodies, oh, show me a body.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: That's an alien body.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: At the very least, it's not us. So maybe it's
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: from here when extinct, or maybe it's in the ocean.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Or the congressional testimony of high-level whistleblowers being like, we
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: have these whatever, this ship, whatever you want to call it.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: And then it's like in a congressional testimony, everyone's like,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that's cool.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody's like talking. But it was funny that- Can
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: you believe Nicki Minaj was on stage at the TPUSA?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's crazy.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: It's really crazy to me that that's not captivating people more.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I think people are in a trance. There's a
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: giant percentage of our population that's in a trance. That
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: should be the main news. Other than the wars, that
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: should be the main news today.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Well, hopefully they're in a trance to watch my new special, Teacher,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: on Netflix.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, I like how you did that.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and zone out and watch that with your family.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, comedy's fucking super important when the world's going crazy.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: It sure is.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: When the world is going crazy right now.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: We were talking about the Epstein releases before we got started.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: First of all.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: The photo dump and the emails, it's fucking nuts.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: But it's also, they're doing it so slowly. You guys
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: have had this stuff for a year.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: And we were promised multiple times, it's coming, it's coming.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it seem like you could just throw all that
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: into AI at this stage of the game?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Just redact the names of the victims and let's go?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: It seems like that would take five minutes.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can't help but feel like the administration
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: is just watching their back, and that's why it's happening.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Watching someone's back?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's all speculative why they haven't released it,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: but it's not good. It's not good for everybody's confidence.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Also, it's not good that this thing was going on,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: that they had this bizarre blackmail operation running. That's very weird.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Very strange.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Very weird. But it kind of makes sense. Because if
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: you're a 60-year-old billionaire and you're a freak and you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: like to get your freak on, but unfortunately you're a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: gigantic software developer and everybody knows who you are.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: It's hard to get your freak on.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. It makes sense when you go like, oh,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: some of these dudes really like visiting that place. It's
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: like that's the only place they can go.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: You can't go anywhere else.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: And that's why they set it up for them.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Eric Weinstein said that to me once. He was like,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, that makes sense.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: If you're the former president of the United States, you
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: can't go to a nightclub.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, I think there are people out there
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: that provide experiences for certain people that have a hunger
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: for them.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, of course. Of course.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: And that's also how they compromise people too, right? Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: That's how they get you to vote the way they
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: want you to vote and play ball. Bobby, we've got
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: video of you sucking a dick.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Yeah. Because like- I
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: bet all those people have something on them. They have to.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: That's how they stay in the game.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: They have to.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: It's like skull and bones. You got to suck the dick. Otherwise,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: we can't trust you.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: For the Epstein shit, look at the level of people
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: that we're visiting. I mean, it's all at the highest
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: level of influence, power, and fame.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: And so you go, yeah, this dude wants to do
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: some wild shit. He can't go to fucking, he can't
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: go to Cheetahs and get it done.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: He can't do it. He's got to go somewhere. Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: What sounds good? A private island.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He can't just like order up a call girl.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh. It's too risky.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: Where are you going? I'm going to Captain Billionaire's house
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: to suck his dick. I do it every Tuesday. Plus
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I'm on meth and I'm really good at keeping secrets. Yeah.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: These guys, they're fucking, it's dark. It's fucking dark.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: So some guy comes along and says, I can take
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: care of your problem. And then.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: And everybody says, oh, trust me, he's a great guy.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: He's really cool.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: And he also does this thing.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Great sense of humor.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: The staff love him. They also do this thing where,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: you know, it's like you're going to hang out with
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: other famous people. So it must be safe. Hey, Bill
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Clinton's here. This is no problem.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: This is a statement released by the spokesperson or spokesman
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: for Bill Clinton.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, let's read that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. There's a person who signed it? My
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: name is Angel Urena, spokesman for the former president Bill Clinton.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: He's the deputy chief of staff for Bill Clinton.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Okay. He's still got a chief of staff? What does
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: he do these days? Epstein-Files Transparency Act imposes a clear
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: legal duty on the U.S. Department of Justice to produce
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: the full and complete record of the public demands and deserves. However,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: what the Department of Justice has released so far and
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: the manner in which it did so makes one thing clear.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: or why. This is like the killer pretending to be
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: the detective.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: We've got to solve this crime. We do not know whom.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: This is the killer joining the search party.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: We do not know whom, what, or why. Photos of
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: you in a fucking hot tub, buddy. But we do
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: know this. We need no such protection. Accordingly, we call
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: on President Trump to direct Attorney General Bondi to immediately
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: release any remaining materials referring to mentioning or containing a
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: photograph of Bill Clinton. This includes, without limitation... Any records
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: that may exist and are subject to disclosure under the Act,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: Public Law 119-38, enacted on November 19, 2025, including grand
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: jury transcripts, interviewed notes, photographs, and findings. This means a
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: deal was made. So if you release, you have a
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: press release like that, that means the call went well. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: You got a deal in. Whew, we're good.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: We are good.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: All we have to do is let him run for
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: a third term. And we're fine. And look.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: He's... Dude, Clinton chilling in that hot tub, too.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, I would chill in a hot tub, too. It
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: feels nice.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels nice, but it's just like.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: What's the big deal? You're chilling in a hot tub.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: If I went to your house and you had a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: hot tub, like, let's all get in a hot tub.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: I'd get in there. Come on over. Can you take
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: a picture of me? I'm like, fuck, dude. I don't
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: even know her.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Why'd you do that? I don't know.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how old she was.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: And you got cameras up all over your house.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Probably watching people do coke in the bathroom.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: You got cameras of that. They were probably doing all
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: kinds of shit.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: He was compromising a lot of people.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: And made a shit ton of money doing it.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: God damn, he sure did.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: Boy, that's what's really weird. Like, he got gifted a
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: giant mansion in Manhattan by the.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Dude from Victoria's Secret. And that guy was like, yeah,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: he was just running my finances, but then I didn't
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: realize what kind of guy he was. But I gave
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: him billions of dollars to manage, and you're like, what?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know what kind of a guy he
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: was after he got arrested for having sex with underage girls.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: So then I stopped working with him.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Okay. My favorite one was when they were questioning Bill
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Gates about it. And he goes, well, he's dead now,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: so you got to be careful. Did you ever see that?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's crazy.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: That's it? That's his statement?
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: She asked him why he had these interactions with. with
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein. And he's essentially saying it was a mistake.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: You know, I was hoping that he was going to
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: do a lot of work with philanthropy.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: He's going to help me out with philanthropy. Right.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I meet with him so many times.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: But the end result, the final stage that was chilling,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: he's like, he's dead now. So you have to be careful.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Like, what? What does that mean?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? What do you mean? Be careful
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: to not hang yourself in jail, which is what the
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: official story is, right? Is that what you mean? Be
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: careful or you'll hang yourself in jail. Is that what
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: you're saying? No, it's not what you're saying. Be careful
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: because someone killed him, right? Which is what we all think,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: which is why there's no fucking, the cameras were down,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: which is why the guards were asleep, which is why
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: his fucking, his gigantic roommate who was a murderer and
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: a drug dealing cop who assassinated people who was built
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: like a fucking gorilla. You ever see his roommate? You
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: never saw Jeffrey Epstein's roommate? Oh boy.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: He had a cellmate when he was there?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Garou, not only did he have a cellmate, he had
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: a cellmate that murdered several people in drug deals, who
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: was a cop. And he was a gigantic, roided-up psychopath.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: This is the roommate. I remember.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: You can get that guy to kill.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: Him for extra cigarettes, is what my point is. He's
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: in jail for life. I remember... Look at him. That guy?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: That guy. That was his fucking roommate. Just imagine... what
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: kind of a plan you would have for the biggest
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: defendant in any sort of high-level espionage, possibly involving foreign governments,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: and you'd put him in a prison cell, a cage,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: with a guy who's committed four different murders.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: That guy was a cop?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Yes. Look at the build on this motherfucker. Look at
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: the size of this guy. Yeah. This is the guy? Well,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: he liked dogs. You put a murderer?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a sweet guy. You put a murderer? Well,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: he had to have a bunch of things barking in
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: case anyone came near his property to get back at him.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that famous forensic?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Michael Baden.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Michael Baden.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: He testified that the hyoid, I think it's called the
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: hyoid bone.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: That was snapped on- on Epstein was far more consistent with,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: as he says, a homicide than, it bothers me so
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: much that he says it like that.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: A homicide.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: I think he said it was broken in two places.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: He's like, it's much more consistent with homicide than suicide.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was someone strangled him. Someone strangled him from behind.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: It was also the position. Here it is. Play this.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: I regret doing that.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: He had relationships with people he said would give to
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: global health, which is an interest I have. Not nearly
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 5: enough philanthropy goes in that direction. Those meetings were a mistake.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: They didn't result in what he purported, and I cut
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: them off. That goes back a long time ago now,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: so there's nothing new on that.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: It was reported that you continue to meet with him
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: over several years and that, in other words, a number
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: of meetings. What did you do when you found out
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 4: about his background? Well.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: You know, I've said I regretted having those dinners and
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: there's nothing absolutely nothing new on that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else looking
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: looking at this?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: Well, he's dead. So, you know, in general, you always
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: have to be careful. And, you know, I'm very proud
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: of what we've done in philanthropy, very proud of the
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: work of the foundation. You know, that's what I get
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: up every day and focus on.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: Me too. I'm a good guy. Imagine if he was
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: reading for a film. You'd be like, I don't believe
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: a word you just said.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: I don't believe a word you just said.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Take two. Let's do this again.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, who wrote this? He's going to just transition from
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: hanging out with this guy he's dead now to I'm
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: really proud of the work we've done with philanthropy. Let's
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: shift this conversation to a much more positive place.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: That's a PR spin.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I'm super proud of the work we've done with philanthropy.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: He got into all that stuff in the first place
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: after the Microsoft stuff because Microsoft at one point in
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: time had all this– anti-competitive accusations. Yeah.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: And so he was thought as being this guy that like,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: you know, was drowning out competition, was monopolizing.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: So then he pivoted, became a philanthropist. It's a good move.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: It is a good move.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: You know who else did that? The guy who invented
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: the Nobel prize.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Peter Berg told me the story. It's a cool story.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: So he dies. The guy, I forget what his first
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: name is. His last name is Nobel.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Nobel.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: He died and everybody called him the merchant of death
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: because he made dynamite.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: So he didn't really die, though. It was a fake story.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: So he saw the stories. He's like, hey, I'm not dead. But, oh,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: my God, this is how people think about me? This
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: is how they're going to write about me after I'm dead?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: I've got to do something to clean my image up.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: So to clean his image up, he invents the Nobel Prize.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: He starts giving out these prizes for peace and for
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: physics and Nobel Prize. Literature.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: And so then the Nobel Prize becomes synonymous with excellence.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: The name Nobel is now connected to that instead of
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: connected to killing a bunch of motherfuckers with dynamite.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: That's a great marketing move on his part.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Isn't that nuts? Yeah. What was his real name? Alfred Nobel.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Alfred Nobel. Made dynamite, right? That was the thing?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm looking at the Nobel Prize. It says
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: there's a well-known story about the origin of the Nobel Prize,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 6: although historians have been unable to verify it and some
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 6: dismiss it as a myth.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Well, let's find out if the story of him being
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: called the merchant of death are true and the fake
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: death when people thought he died. Is that true?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I mean, I have to.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: Just check that out real quick. Look that out. I
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: bet it's true.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: That's a good marketing move.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: It's a move. It's a move that people do, you know.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that was also what, you know. some really evil
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: people have done also, you know? Like, if you want to, like,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: serial killers, you know? Like, John Wayne Gacy was like,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: I do clown parties for kids. Like, it's like, look
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm a fun guy, you know? Cosby was
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: always like, you know, telling people how to live their life. Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: Don't tell dirty jokes.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: Don't curse.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: Don't swear. Yeah. He would call people up and tell
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: them not to swear anymore. Yeah. Get mad at them.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Matty Murphy.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: Famously.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Famously.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: He did do that. He did do that. I remember
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: one time Wanda Sykes interviewed him at like some award thing.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: He was in the crowd and she came up to
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: him and interview him. And, He was, like, so rude
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: He had so much disdain. I remember that, too.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: Remember that? It was weird. Okay, Nobel grew extremely wealthy
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: from inventions like dynamite and blasting gelatin, which were widely
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: used in warfare and earned him the nickname the Merchant
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: of Death in the press. 1888 French newspaper mistakenly published
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: his obituary after his brother's death, condemning him as a
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: man who became rich by finding ways to kill more
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: people faster. This shock is widely seen as prompting him
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: to rethink how he'd be remembered. So it is true.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: There should be no dispute of this. In his will
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: of 1895, he left most of his fortune to fund
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: prizes for those who shall be conferred the greatest benefit
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: on mankind. Of course, you're dead. You don't need your money.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Nobel never publicly explained his motives. Fucking duh. So historians
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: emphasize that any account of his reason is an informed reconstruction,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: not a direct statement from him. Okay, I get that
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: because they're historians.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: Did you see how, I think it was, these days
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: you don't know what has to be confirmed or not,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: but it looked like on the Kennedy Center, they started
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: putting the name Trump on it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he added his name to it.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. And he took out the Kennedy Rose Garden.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: You're like, what?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Take it away.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Now it's like a cement fucking plot.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: Nutty.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: There's nothing nuttier than the plaques underneath the president's name.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: That's insane. That's insane.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: Shane and I were just reading them the other day.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: It's insane. How is this real?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: It doesn't feel real. How are you.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Allowed to do that? That's the thing. How is he
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: allowed to write that?
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: In the White House, you can just probably, as president,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: do what you want in the White House.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: It turns out you obviously can. Yeah. But nobody ever
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: did it before.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Those are going to get. Taken down.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: No, they'll be up forever.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: They're going to leave it like that forever.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: No fucking way.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a museum piece.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: They should have like the Trump wing. This is what
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: happened when he was president.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Look at this fucking lunatic.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: The auto pen photo of Joe Biden.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: And the actual what's written there. This is widely considered
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: the worst president of all. What are you talking about?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: It should be like a museum.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: It should be the facts of his presidency. What happened
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: during his term? You know, the Iraq war started and da, da, da. Yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: It should be that. Of course. That's it. If that,
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: And under Reagan, it's like Reagan liked Trump and Trump
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: liked him too.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: Trump was a fan of Reagan. What?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Why is that relevant?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: Reagan was a fan of Trump.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: It's, yeah. Guy's nuts. Crazy.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: But you can't just let someone just fucking fully swim
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: in it like that. I know. So he needs like
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: a right hand man. You go, sir, I think they just,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: let me just, I understand the motive.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: Well, he's also losing it too. You can tell.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I think everybody does when you get to a certain.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Age, right?
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, the guy's about to be 80, right? Right.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: And also, the stress of going through what that guy
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: went through where they were trying to jail him, when
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: they were going after him with the Russia thing, the
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Russia hoax and all that shit. They were trying everything
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: they could to destroy him. Just that alone has got
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: to break your brain.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: It radicalizes you. And then they took a shot at him.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Somebody shot him. Then that guy dies. And then when
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: the guy dies, they find out that his apartment's been
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: professionally scrubbed. They find out he was in a Black
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Rock commercial like two years before that.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: He was?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: The shooter?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: The shooter.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Was he an actor?
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: In the film, yeah. But obviously he was connected to
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: some people that knew some people. What does that mean?
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: It might mean nothing. Yeah. But there's also a lot
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: of weirdness to his past. It doesn't have a social
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: media profile. It was like, he seems like an MK
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Ultra plant.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: This presidency, though, does feel like a parody of a
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: real thing. Like, it doesn't even feel real.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff that doesn't feel real. For sure,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 2: the Rob Reiner thing didn't feel real.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: That seems so insane.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I didn't realize, because I obviously knew him.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: I knew Rob Reiner as the actor from All in
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: the Family, which he was great in that role. And
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: then I have memories of... I always think of when
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Harry met Sally, the Princess Bride.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh yeah, he's a spy.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Stand by me.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: Stand by me. So I'm like, oh, great storyteller, comedy.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize until he died that he did Misery.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: I had no idea that was him. Yeah, he did
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: Misery too. Yeah.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: He did so many great films.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: He really did. He really understood human emotion and storytelling
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: across the board. Because it's one thing to be proficient
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: in comedy, and you see this sometimes with comedies, really
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: high level, like Adam McKay did so much high level
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: comedy with Saturday Night Live and then, you know, Talladega
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Nights and, and like those, those big Will Ferrell movies.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: And then his pivot into drama is like exceptional, you know,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: like he's really, really good at it. And it's like
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: really remarkable when they can make that jump.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: He's really, really good.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Jordan Peele, he's fantastic.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Another one.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's, he's made some giant, horror movies that are
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: just like.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: And he was so funny in comedy. He was so good.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: It's weird how good they are. It's weird how like
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: different they are too.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: How they go like, I'm comedy, I'm comedy. And then
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: like this hard pivot into a totally different lane and
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: be not just, let me try it, but be like
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: excellent at it.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But I kind of get it.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, if you can get really good at comedy, like,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: which is a complicated thing to do, You for sure
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: have other creative thoughts.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: You have access to other things.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: And you're not really probably using those. Yeah.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: And I think also you get, I think a lot
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: of those guys get bored.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: Especially writing a sketch show, right?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Like after a while you just beat all the topics
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: to death. You know what I mean? How many topics on,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: especially like a mid sketch show are so derivative?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's a lot of that.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: And they just go, I did it. There's nothing else
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: to jump into.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you might have like nine episodes you have to
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: bang out. Well, I don't have to tell you. You're
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: actually in the middle of that right now.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of it, yeah. We just finished
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: writing season two.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: Your show has a giant advantage. You could go so
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: far and be so ridiculous.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: They kind of just let us do what we want,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: which is really crazy. I got the same notes I
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: got the first season. Don't say the N-word. That was
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: basically it. That's everything else. They're like, yeah, you can
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: It's such a crazy show, dude. It's crazy. It's really fun, though.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: It's so much fun. I had so much fun doing it.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: I can't believe I get to do it again. And
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: it's just it is such a blast. We get to
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: make these like sketches and like little short films that
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: are like whatever we can think of, whatever the craziest
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: thing we can think of. And they're just like, yeah,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: do that. And they gave us they gave me like
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: a mandate. They're like, we'd rather tell you tell you
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: that's too far. Then you should have gone further.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: So they're just like, you can make it as crazy
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: as you want.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: But that's the beautiful thing about Netflix is the variety
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: of what's on there. It's just so bananas. It's so
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: wide ranging. There's so much shit on there.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: I just watched The Beast and Me.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Fantastic. I'm on episode three right now. Don't
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: tell me anything.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: It gets so much better.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure it does. It's fucking...
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: How good is Claire Danes?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: Claire Danes is amazing. Matthew Rhys.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: He's a psycho? Yeah. That guy's great.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: He's phenomenal. And he plays that part so exceptionally well.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so good.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know people like him.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: You know people like him, and you know you're like,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: this is a fucking psycho, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: He's great at it.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: And it's like in the eyes. It's always in the eyes,
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: you know? You see it in the eyes. It's like... Yeah, he's.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Got a darkness in him.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. He really does.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: He ain't faking it.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: You know what else I just saw? I saw it
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: on Peacock, and I was like... I was like, I don't, like,
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: I don't have Peacock. I'm like, I don't, fuck, what
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: are they? This is like, you know, fucking Kevin Hart
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: in a bathtub interview. Like, I don't know what's on Peacock.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: I love Kevin, by the way. But like, it's like,
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like these, like fun, silly,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: that's what I thought Peacock was.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: Or old.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, reruns of like their old.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, friends.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to fuck it. And
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: I got recommended to watch The Day of the Jackal.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: Fucking fantastic. Really?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: It's a thriller. It's a thriller. That is super high
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: production and very cinematic. But the writing and the acting, unbelievable.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: Who's in it? Eddie Redmayne.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's his name. Eddie Redmayne is the lead
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: in it. And I don't know that many of the
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: names of the other actors, but it's incredibly produced.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: Is it a series? Yeah. How many episodes?
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: They're making season two now. I think season one was
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: 10 episodes.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: 110. $ 20 million budget for the season.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: Whoa. I'm writing this down. Yeah. Day of the Jackal.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: Day of the Jackal was excellent.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: This is it. Let's get into the trailer and watch it.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's watch this fucking trailer.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: It's fucking... That's Eddie. It's really good, dude. I couldn't
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: believe how captivated I was by it. Really, really well done.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: It's like a, you know, espionage type of thriller.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Those are my favorite.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: Mine too. But this is what I watch... instead of,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: you know, we were talking about comedy. I watch this shit.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, me too.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: He's really good in it, but so is everybody else.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: They're really, really good.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: Can't recommend it enough.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm on it. Really good. Yeah, there's enough shit
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: to watch these days. I'll tell you that.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: Do you watch Dave's?
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: You're sick.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Do you watch Dave's special?
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle? No, I didn't see it yet.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I saw some clips.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: That's right. I mean, it's vintage. It's Dave. It hits.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: He does what he does so well. There's silliness.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: Seriousness.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: Seriousness.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Some philosophy. Lots of social commentary. Provocative things.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: It's good. It's really good.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 2: I'll check it out. I'm sure it's going to be awesome.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: He's always awesome.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: He never misses. He does it. I mean, and I
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: pissed a lot of people off, which is always fun.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: I saw he went after Bill Maher.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, fuck that dude.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: I never said this publicly, but fuck that dude. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: It's very funny. But it's a good special, man. It's
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: really good. It's funny. Dave's in top form. I love
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: that for me, by the way, because my special comes
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: out Christmas Eve, right? Mm-hmm. And then six days later,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: Ricky Gervais comes out.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: And that was supposed to be, that was the release timeline, right?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: They're like, there's one earlier in the month, and they're like,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: you'll be Christmas Eve a week later, Ricky Gervais. I
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: was like, cool. And then like three days prior, I
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: get a call before it's announced. They're like, hey, we
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: got to tell you, we're dropping a special, unannounced Chappelle
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: special tonight. And I go, great. And they're like, I know,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: you know, it's going to take up a lot of,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: oxygen in the room obviously because it's Dave right I
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: go yeah I mean I understand I go you realize
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: this is like being a musical artist and I've been
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: working on my album and you guys are like we're
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: so excited and then you call me and you're like
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: just so you know tomorrow we're releasing Radiohead's new album
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: and you're like thanks I mean there's like There's nothing
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: you can do. It's like the biggest guy is coming
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: out with it, you know? But it's hilarious. He's great.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: But people will watch it. It's only an hour. And
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: then they're going to want to watch more.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: That's the... Well.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: It's good.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: That's one of the thoughts is they go like... It
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: just makes stand-up more popular.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Stand-up is very popular right now.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: It's incredibly popular.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's more arena acts. I just saw Nate
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: Bregazzi added a 3 p.m. show out here.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Nate is on... Because... But Nate's thing makes sense when
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: you think about it.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: When you start doing stand-up, there's this thing that happens.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: When you're early on, young, doing stand-up, and you start to, like,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: do spots, a lot of people will be like, hey,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: if you can, curse less, be clean. And you're like,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: that's not who I am. And they're like, all right, well...
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: And they always say this thing, like, you'll get more opportunities...
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Different opportunities will come to you if you're like that.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: And you're like, whatever, it's just, I don't do that.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: And when you're really funny... like Nate is, and you
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: get really good, what you see on the business side
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: of it is that when he announces a show, like
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: when I announce a show, a couple might go like,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: let's go see him, right? Like they'll buy two tickets.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: But when Nate announces a show, that couple will bring
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: their children, their parents, their in-laws, their neighbors.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: So, You can bring anybody.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: Two tickets you can sell, he can sell 12.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: And everybody's going to enjoy it.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: And they're all going to enjoy it.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because even though it's just clean, it's always clean,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: it's hilarious.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious. He's really funny, but he's really funny and clean.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Gaffigan has that thing too.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: Definitely.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: The whole family can go.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Sebastian has that thing too. You can bring anybody to
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: see Sebastian.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: And they'll all have a good time.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he can do three fucking arena shows in
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: a city. It's crazy.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is nuts. But there's more people doing that now.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Like I mentioned, Sebastian, you, Bert, Tony. I mean, there's Shane.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Shane's doing a football arena.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: A stadium. He's doing like 90,000 people.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Financial, I think it is.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: There's people doing that now where there's so many of
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: them where when we were coming up, the only people
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: that had done it were Dane and Dice Clay.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Dice, yeah.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: It was Dice Clay and Dane Cook.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: And for that, you have to just, you go like,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: that is the internet, man. The internet made stand-up global.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: Well, the internet made Dane. Right, right. That's how it was.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: He got huge from MySpace. He was the first guy.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: The fact is so many of us can move those
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: kinds of tickets.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: It's because it's global.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: 100%.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: When it was just like, hey, catch my special at
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: Comedy Central at 9 o'clock on Friday. Right. It's not
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: going to have the same reach.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: Right, right. Now it's a different thing. And it's just clips, too.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: Clips get shared. And then there's so much word of mouth.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: It's like that's the one good thing about social media
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: is if something comes out and people like it, whether
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: it's a new special that dropped or a new song
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: or anything.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: It just gets shared.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 2: It just gets shared. It's so easy. Yeah, and things
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: just take off.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: I know. It's why I never– I did 40 arenas
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 1: this year. I was never thinking that would be a thing.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: I remember when I met you. Yeah. I met you
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: in 2007. We did that– real men of comedy tour
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: together yeah I met you in Phoenix we did that
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: little Hollywood theater which I love the celebrity theater celebrity
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: theater that's right that place is awesome that's one of
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: my favorites in the round it spins it's awesome that
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: place rules and I always love Phoenix period they're fun
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: that's a fun place.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's a really good place yeah I went back
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 1: there on this tour too I went to the I
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: did the the big arena there this time it was
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: fucking amazing it was one of my favorite shows of
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 1: this tour.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Phoenix rules. Yeah, I've done the arena in
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: Phoenix too. It's fucking fun, man. They're fun.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: It's a fun city.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they don't have much culture, but they do
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of blow.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: They do a lot.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: And they like to party.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 1: They party hard. Phoenix, Arizona just parties hard.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, they party hard. Well, it's like, think about the
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: people that had to settle that place first. You got
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: cowboys and Mexicans, just fucking wild people.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: It is, dude.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: And then you got Scottsdale, which is all rich people.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: I remember we went to dinner once. like I think
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: the night before, just like a steakhouse. And we were
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: just like, we were like observing that when you go
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: to dinner at a steakhouse in Phoenix, it feels like
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: an after party, but it's just dinner. Do you know
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like the vibe in there is that
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: people are having a fucking good time.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: They're partying.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what Phoenix feels like. Yeah.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: I always liked it because it was not Hollywood, you know?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: In every way. It was just not Hollywood. Yeah. Those
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: people had no... preconceived ideas of their own celebrity. They
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: didn't want to become famous. Like the problem with LA
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: is the entire culture is wrapped around the possibility that
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: you might become famous. And that everybody really secretly wants
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: to become famous. And some people might make it and
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: some people won't. But the reason why they came there
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: in the first place is they wanted to be famous. Phoenix,
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: they just want Coke. Get some Coke. We're going to
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: have a fucking party. I'm going to be playing golf
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: in the day, and I'm doing coke at night.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: I'm having a good fucking time.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: They're wild people.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: That theater thing, too. I don't know if I'm right
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: about this, but I've been told that there's only two,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: maybe three theaters left in the round. In the country.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: That's the only one that I know of.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: Well, there's the one in Long Island that I also
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: did that was, it's so fucking fun.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: Which one's that?
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: Westbury Music Hall, I think it's called.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: I've heard of that place. I didn't know that was
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: in the round.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: That's in the round. It is so fucking fun.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: The round rules.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: I just did it. I did it a couple months ago.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: It was one of the most fun shows of the
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: entire tour.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: I try to explain to people that have never done it, like, oh, arena.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm telling you, it's oddly intimate. Because everybody's
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: facing everybody else. We're all in this together. It's not
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: just a mass of people staring at a stage. Right.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: We're all wrapped up together. Yes. It's cooler.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a better vibe. It feels better.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: You would love this theater.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sure. Yeah.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: It's fucking rad.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: I love that Phoenix one. That one rules. But any
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: show that you could do in the round, it's like,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: the first time I did it, I remember, I don't understand.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Where do I move?
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: I think the first one I did was when we met.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: Because I was also- Might have been my first one, too.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: I was kind of like, Intimidated. I was like, what
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: the fuck? And then somebody told me once, it might
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: have been Louis told me, that I think it was
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: him that told me, when I was going into arenas,
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: he's like, your instinct will be to stay in the middle,
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: but you should go further out to the edges. Because
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: when you're further out to the outside of the stage
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: that's in the round, you're actually... open to more people.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: Because like if you're on this edge of the round stage,
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: more people can see you over here.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: Right. And you're closer to them.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 1: You're closer to them.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's more intimate. If you're in the middle, it's
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: like you're all standoffish. You have so much. You can
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: come closer to me.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: Why are you all the way over there?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: Walking around too is fun.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 1: That to me is I told somebody is what I
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 1: think makes my performance better is that I'm a naturally
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: kind of standstill guy.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 1: But the round stage makes me move. Even though it's
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: subtle movement, that keeps you more engaged because there's a
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: constant movement to it, even if it's slow.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 2: It's fun.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: It is a fun thing.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun. And it is weird that so many
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: of us get to do that now.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 1: It's so bizarre.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 2: It wasn't the case at all.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 1: It's so bizarre.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: I did some nutty ones with Dave. We did the
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: Tacoma Dome. That was 25,000 people. That was so nuts.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: So nuts. It was so nuts. It was so many people, man.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 1: That's so many. That's so many.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: It's very strange.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: I did a couple with you guys. I did New
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: Orleans with you guys.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was fun.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: And I think we did Nashville or something or Memphis together, too.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was Nashville.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: The most fun one, though, ever. this will I think
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: this will always be in my memory is when we
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: did the like Vegas is back oh yeah in the
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 1: round oh yeah that was fun at the MGM arena
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: yeah that was fun and we were I was unannounced
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: yeah and a couple other people were too I forget
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: who was on that but I remember the absolute like
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: pandemonium of that place yeah where I was like shaking
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 1: because it was like things had been shut down and
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 1: they're like this show is back the shows are back
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 1: and this is the show to open Vegas again I.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: Don't think we'll ever feel that again not like that
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: hopefully not because that means that the world went crazy again.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: That's exactly right and it was like you can't duplicate
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: that you can't duplicate it it's almost like when you
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: have an improv on like an off the cuff line
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: of something that just happened like you can't manufacture that
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: right you said the thing because this happened right and
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: like The world had shut down. Yeah. And they're like,
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: here's a standup show in, in the round, in the arena, Joe, Dave.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: And the crowd was just like, I mean, it was
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: like a fever pitch.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 2: It was so fun. There was so many people hanging
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: out backstage. Remember that?
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: It was so many people. I was like, I've never
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 2: seen this many celebrities at our shows.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: It was a room. They were like, this is the
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: red room. And this was backstage and there was like
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: 200 people in there.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, so packed.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: And I brought you in there because you didn't know
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 1: about it either. I was like, have you been in here?
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what the fuck is all this?
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: It's a whole extra room.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: A whole extra room of like just people hanging out.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: A whole extra room of comics that I hadn't seen
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: in years.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: Because everybody was kind of celebrating the fact that we
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: could do shows again.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: It was the best.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: They all came out.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: That was such a special show.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, there was boxers there and rappers. It was
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: like people were out. It's like there's something to do again. Yeah.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: It was like there was a feeling in the air.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: And some people were still scared. There's still people wearing masks. Yeah.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: It was weird.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: It was July.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: I remember that. It was July.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: Some people just didn't want to let it go. They
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: were still connected to this idea that we could all
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: die at any moment. Yeah.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: I still see those people. Yeah.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: They're still in some places.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: There's some people that got pushed. It got broken, the
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: stress of that whole thing.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 1: It also kind of depends on who you're around, too, right?
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: Because, I mean, I think you could put me with
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: certain people, and then I would have been even more apprehensive.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 2: Well, that was the thing that I felt about coming here, like,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: really quickly, that people here were not nearly as scared
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: as people are in California. The whole attitude of the
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: government here was very different. They were like, things should
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: stay open. I remember I went and met with the
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: governor and had dinner with him. And he was like,
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 2: you know, we got to let people live their lives.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: They need freedom.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 2: Like you should be able to make your own decisions
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: doing this. I was like, yeah, I agree. And this
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: was like before the vaccine.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And people had already started doing shows out here.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: We started doing shows out here early. We tested everybody.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: Remember we did those stub shows?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dave and I did these shows at Stubbs. We
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: did a whole series of shows.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 1: Which is an outdoor venue. Yeah.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: And we tested the whole crowd. So we tested these
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: people for like. An hour before the show, everybody queued up,
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: everybody got tested, and we only wound up removing, like,
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: two different people that were positive.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: That's it?
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Most people knew that they weren't sick, you know?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: And we weren't doing PCR, right, which is the one
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 2: that really gets a lot of false positives. They found
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: out recently there was an estimate that PCR testing the
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: false positives might have been as high as 86%.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: 86%? Yeah.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: The guy who invented the PCR testing, Kerry Mullis, said
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: it should never be used to detect diseases. It's like
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: it's not what it's for. And he said if you
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 2: ramp the cycles up high enough, you could find almost
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: anything in people.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 1: I did something once. It's shameful. I had to test
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: for like a trip somewhere. And then I had to
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: like do it on a Zoom with somebody. And it
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: came out positive, so I threw it out the window.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: And then they were like, where is it? I go,
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: my kid just threw it out the window.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: And they're like, what was it? I was like, I
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 1: don't remember. I'll do it again. And then I just
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: waited a week.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: I remember the second time I tested positive. So I
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 2: tested positive once. That was a whole horse dewormer CNN thing.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: And then the second time I tested positive, I didn't
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: even know I had it. I couldn't believe it was real.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: I came in here sniffily. I came in here straight
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: from the gym. And I said, I got the sniffles.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: I said to Mercy, the nurse, I said... I go,
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: must be COVID. Just joking around. And she was, actually,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: you're positive. I'm like, no fucking way. Like, no way.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 1: Because you felt fine.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: So I got IV vitamin drip, NAD, the whole deal.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: 24 hours later, I was negative.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 1: That NAD shit's amazing.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 1: And also, I'll say this, and this is, I'm telling you,
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: I have, knock on wood, I have not gotten sick
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: in a while.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're healthy now.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 1: I'm healthy.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: That's how it works.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 1: That's how it works. But- During the movie I did
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 1: over the summer and during production on season one of
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: my show, there were days. I remember the first day
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: we were shooting Bad Thoughts season one, I was getting
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: a cold. And I did NAD, like 500 milligrams or whatever,
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 1: like the high dose, three days in a row. And
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: I had never experienced anything like that. Because I was
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: the type of person where I get a cold and
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 1: I am fine. fucked for like weeks. And then the
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 1: next time that I felt this, like, I'm like, you know,
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: you feel, you know, you're like, Oh, I'm getting sick.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: It would, I did. I was like, I'm doing the
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: NAD thing again, three days in a row, just jamming
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: that shit into me. Like high dosage completely went away.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 1: Like it didn't dip into like, now you're really sick.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 1: It just was like, I'm getting sick. I'm not sick anymore.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was part of my COVID routine. The first
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: time I had COVID, I did NAD along with IV vitamins.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: I don't even think I mentioned NAD when I did
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: that little video that went viral. But that was– I
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: recommend that to anybody whenever they get sick. It's unbelievable.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: And then high-dose vitamin C is amazing too. Amazing.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: Can't believe it.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, high-dose vitamins is– intravenously when you're not feeling well
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: is phenomenal because it gives your body all the weapons
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: that it needs to fight off whatever the fuck it's
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: dealing with.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like doing it tomorrow.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: You should do it tomorrow.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: You should do it all the time. You know what
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: else you should start doing? Like I told you, red
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: light bed.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: I know. You've been on that for a minute.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's amazing. It's incredible.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: You said it helps your vision?
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: It helped my vision. 100%. I don't even understand that.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: I understand the skin stuff.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: Red light helps.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 1: Is it collagen or something?
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: Put that into our sponsor, Perplexity. What is the benefits
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: that red light has on your vision? Why does it work?
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 2: But it works 100%. I could tell you for a fact.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: There's two things that I've done. One thing, I've taken
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of supplements for eyesight. I always talk about
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: this company, Pure Encapsulations. I have no affiliation with them.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 2: I just buy their stuff. They have a thing called
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: macular support.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I take that stuff. So I take that stuff,
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 2: and I've been very consistent with that. Um, it has
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: a bunch of nutrients. I showed it to Huberman and
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: he went over the list and he was like, oh,
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: this is all great stuff. Um, I take that and
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: I do red light multiple days a week. And it
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 2: took a while. Uh, in the beginning I thought it
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: was actually making my eyesight worse. Cause I was like.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 1: Cause your eyes are covered during it.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 2: No, I keep them open.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 1: Keep your eyes open?
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 2: Red light. Yeah. Red light therapy using deep red wavelengths
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: around 60, 670 NM. I don't know what they mean. Nanometres.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: Shows promise in improving declining vision by boosting mitochondrial function
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 2: in the retinal cells. Studies indicate benefits, particularly for age-related
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 2: vision loss. That's me. Macular degeneration and other eye conditions.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 2: Morning exposure appears most effective with effects lasting up to
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: a week. So I do it. I try to do
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 2: it three times a week.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 1: How long do you do it for?
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 2: I do it 20 minutes. It says short sessions, like
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: three minutes weekly, can enhance color contrast. Visioned by 17
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: to 20% adults over 34 with greater gains in older participants.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 2: That's me.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: I'm getting it.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: It makes a big difference. Therapy supports retinal health by
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 2: reducing inflammation, improving visual acuity, and slowing photoreceptor decline. Emerging
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 2: evidence also suggests help for dry eyes, myopia, progression in children,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: and diabetic retinopathy. It works. It works. I'm telling you
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: it works 100% with me. I used to struggle reading
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 2: the screen sometimes. It would be kind of blurry. I'd
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 2: have to like, Jamie, make it bigger. Now I can
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: see things way better than I used to be. When
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: I said, Jamie, make it bigger, I used to say,
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: I used to.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 1: I wear glasses all the time now.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 2: I don't need them when I look at text messages anymore.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: I don't need them when I read emails anymore. And
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 2: I don't need them on my computer anymore, which is
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: a big one.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: That's a big one.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 2: Because I always used it when I wrote. And then
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: I realized the other day, like, oh my God, I'm
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: writing and I don't have my glasses on.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: Joey Diaz would be so happy if I.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: What are you doing with those fucking glasses?
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, you're wearing your glasses.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 2: I called him up today. I go, I'm doing a
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: podcast with security.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 8: He goes, he met Pepe Le Pew over there in France,
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 8: and now he's making croissants.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: Who's this fucking guy with his glasses?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 1: Glasses. He's always on me for that.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: By the way, I mean, that's Joey Diaz.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: That's Joey Diaz. It's not Pepe Le Pew. His name
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 1: is Gian Basta, and it's Italian. It's an Italian bakery.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a problem.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 1: It is a problem.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: That chocolate croissant you gave me is a real problem.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: Buttery and flaky and perfect.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 1: It's perfect, dude.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: It's why I fell in love.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: I'd like a little more chocolate in there.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 1: I can tell him. I can tell him.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: A little more chocolate. Just a little. Don't be stingy
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: with the chocolate.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: I fell in love with that chocolate croissant when I
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: lived in L.A. You know, that guy was in my neighborhood.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: That's how this all started.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: That's a problem.
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: And I would walk down there, and sometimes I would
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 1: buy like two dozen croissants. and then I would walk,
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 1: I would walk back to my house and I would
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: give away croissants to people walking down the street. I'd
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: be like, you got to try these.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: Just regular people? Regular people.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know him. I just got these croissants.
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 2: What if they thought you were a psycho?
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they didn't, but they, they would
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: take them and I would, I mean, I didn't give
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: them all away. I would, I would eat a lot
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: of them too, but I stayed in touch with this guy.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: And I would every once in a while would go
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: there and I would I would get some of their
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: pastries and I would do like an Instagram video like, hey,
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 1: I'm at this place. And I would just say it.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 1: And then I became friends with them. They go, hey,
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: you know, when you do that, they're like 100 people
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 1: came today. I was like, oh, that's cool. It was
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 1: just like a friend. There was no business. I was
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 1: doing it because I liked it. We always stayed in
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: touch and I moved here and I go when I'm
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: in L.A., I'm going to try to stop by and
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: see you guys like that kind of thing. And we
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: stayed in touch and I always be like, it would
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: be awesome if you open one in Austin. That conversation continued.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: And then eventually we talked like, hey, what if we
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: really did this? And that conversation started like over a
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: year ago. And then our fixed location will open in March.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 1: But we have a pop up right now.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 2: I just don't know how you have the time for
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 2: all this. Well, I'm not.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not the one.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: Like I don't bake, you know, I'm a business partner
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 1: in this and I market it in that I promote it.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 1: But the easiest thing is to market something that's fantastic.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: And I actually thought about the fact that I was like,
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: for me, this is like, like people trust your opinion
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 1: on one of the reasons I think that Onnit was
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 1: successful with you is that they're like, this guy knows everything.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 2: Workouts.
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: He knows vitamins. He knows like they, they, you have
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: credibility in that. You know what I mean? Like having
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 1: credibility in something is, is, is really important for me.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 1: It's like, if there's one thing I completely trust myself
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: on is if I'm like, this tastes good. I don't
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: doubt it. I'm like, this is good. I know what
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 1: it's good. I've eaten at the best restaurants all over
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 1: the world. And this is like my favorite. One of
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 1: my favorite things has always been croissants and things like this.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 1: So when I had his and I knew they were amazing,
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 1: it was like, There's no like, I'm selling it. I'm
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 1: not like being like, ah, you should, you know, I'm not,
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: I'm making up, this shit's amazing. So all I do
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 1: is go like, it's open. It's fucking amazing. And we're selling,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 1: we've sold out every day.
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 2: That's incredible.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 1: We've never not sold out.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: Well, once you eat one of them, I get it.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking, and he's always coming up with like, I,
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 1: at first I was like, oh, we're opening a croissant place.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 1: But he's doing like, you know, like the homemade focaccia bread,
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 1: Italian sandwiches. He does homemade pizza. It's all every day.
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 1: And he's, Whatever inspires him, he makes that. He's amazing.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 1: So it's like the easiest thing to be like, yeah,
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 1: this is my bakery. Food. Yeah. I fucking love it.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 1: Food is such a drug.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: I've thought about doing that with an Italian deli. Yeah.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: I've talked to Giovanni very briefly.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 1: The guy in New York?
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 2: Giovanni's Italian deli.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 2: That place. Opening up one of those out here. How
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 2: incredible would that be?
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: Incredible.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: Those sandwiches, me and Joe DeRosa, we send each other sandwiches. Yeah.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 1: Joe has his sandwich place.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 2: His sandwich place is great. Joey Rose's is fucking great.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: I sent him this place in Toronto. God, what is
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: it called? Something Crudo. Hold on a second. I'll find it. Oh,
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: what happened to... Oh, the iPhone made everything different. Where'd
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 2: you put it? There you go. Is that it? Search
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: in the bottom. Crudo Pizza? That's it. It's in Toronto.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: The sandwiches. Go to their Instagram. If you can go...
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: Where it says Crudo Pizza up there, that's their Instagram.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: Go down to their Instagram and find some of their food. Oh, yeah. Bro,
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: look at these sandwiches.
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, bro.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 2: With their homemade bread. Look at, these are insane. And
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 2: the bread's got a nice little char on it. And
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 2: the bread comes out piping hot from the oven. And
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 2: they make the sandwich on this piping hot bread. Yeah.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: Show me one of them videos where they're pulling the
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 2: sandwiches out and making them. Because there's a few where
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: you get to see how hot the bread is. Scroll
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 2: down a little bit. Oh, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 2: Go up. No, no, no. There you go. Oh, look
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: at that, Tommy. No, no, you missed it. Watch this
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: when he cuts it open.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at that.
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 2: The mortadella. Look at this.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Look how insane that is. This is
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: my drug. If I have a problem with food, it's this.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: It's Italian cold cut sandwiches and pasta. Those are the problems.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 2: I have a real problem with not eating that.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 1: Olive oil on it.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, look how it comes out of the oven, bro.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 1: You know what my guy started making now?
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 1: Like, he's just on a whim. He's like, I made
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 1: lasagna today. Oh, no. And then he's doing, like, different
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: versions of it. Did one with, like, brisket in it. Like,
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: just crazy things. And it just goes.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 1: It's called, by the way, it's called Ciccio Bomba, which
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 1: is what you call it.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: That's the name of it?
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the name of the bakery. It's called Ciccio Bomba,
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 1: which is what you call a little fat-ass kid in Italy.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: His bombas, like, explode. So, like, when he gets a
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 1: little fat ass.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: That's funny. It's called a fat ass.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called a little fat ass.
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 2: Little fat ass kid.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:03:20
  Speaker 2: Great idea, dude.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awesome. Him and Marlo.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 2: It's hard staying thin, isn't it? Especially now that you're
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: in the 180s. It is. You could let it go.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: You could let it go.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I could let it go.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, look at you. Look at you. He got
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 2: excited about letting it go.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 1: Easy. I own a bakery.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just fucking not text your trainer back.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: And when I stop by there, too, you know, it's
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: like I have access to all of this.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can eat free. Oh, yeah. Just whatever you want.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: You can have them make you things.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: I give most. I take a bite of things, and
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's delicious. And then I stop myself. I'll
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: let myself have a full thing, but not every day, dude.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 1: Not even every few days. Like once a week, maybe.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: When I used to come home from the store, two
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: things were a problem. One of them was Jerry's Famous Deli.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: I would go, remember Jerry's Famous Deli? They're gone now.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing?
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 1: Jerry's Deli's gone?
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: Jerry's Deli's gone. There was one in Woodland Hills. That's gone.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: That was the one I used to go to all
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: the time. I think they're all gone now. I don't
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: know if any of them still exist. Hopefully one still exists.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: Jerry's Famous Deli was fucking great. They had the best
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: chicken noodle soup, man. It ruled. And they had pastrami Rubens. Oh,
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: pastrami Rubens with steak fries. They were so good. And
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: if I was hungry coming home from the store, that
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: would be the spot. The other spot that was a
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: real problem. It was Krispy Kreme motherfucking donuts. I would
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: drive by and I'd see that hot sign on.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: Cheeseburgers too are a problem.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: And now it's a problem.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 1: It's a problem.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 2: That's a problem.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: There was that one in West Hollywood that I used
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 1: to love. I forget the name of that place. It
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 1: was right near where I was working in post-production. The
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 1: burgers were fucking unbelievable.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: Another problem was Cantor's. Cantor's Deli I think that place
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: is still open they were open 24 hours a day
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: that was post.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: Show fun always great post show spot I told you
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 1: this before because you know the power of delusion is
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 1: strong is that when I would tour with you this
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 1: is like I would say like 2009-10 Delta Terminal used
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: to be Terminal 5 at LAX sometimes we would get
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 1: back and we would land because we would land in
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 1: the morning we did the show the night before they
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 1: had a like a little deli bakery coffee place that
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 1: had really good chocolate croissants.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I remember that place. Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 1: And sometimes we would, we'd be walked by and you'd
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 1: get one. I was like, well, Joe got one. I
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 1: should get one. Like he's in shape. I'm in shape. Like,
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 1: I just tell myself like, you can eat this. And
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 1: cause you would have, you love those. I remember those.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 2: Chocolate croissants rule. That's why when you brought this one,
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that that's a problem.
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 1: It's a problem.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 2: But they weren't as good as that.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: No, fuck no.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: The ones at LAX were pretty good. They were okay.
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 1: This is like a, it's not, no shit. It's like
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 1: a three-day process. That's how long it takes for them
• 2:06:02
  Speaker 1: to make a batch of those.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like proofing the bread and it stays in this
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 1: cabinet and they pull, I mean, it's a whole process.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 1: And it's, he has a, he makes like sfogliatella, which
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 1: is like, it's.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, I said it that way.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, and bombolone, you know.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 1: Like, just like incredible pastries, man. That like, when you
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 1: see them, you're just like. Don't get fat.
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's so easy to get fat. Getting fat's a
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 2: giant problem.
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 1: The older you get, you're just like, this could be
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 1: real easy.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 2: Especially if you've got obligations, you've got things to do,
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: and you're tired, you're working.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 1: I need structure, dude. That's what I've learned.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 2: I get it. I need structure. I need peace and quiet,
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 2: so I like working out by myself. Yeah?
• 2:06:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like working out with comics sometimes. We
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 2: do those comic workouts here. Those are really fun. But
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 2: for me, like, my time working out when I'm, like,
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: suffering by myself, I need that.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 2: I need it by myself. I don't want anybody talking
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 2: to me about what they saw on the news and
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 2: asking me quotes.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 5: Zone out.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: You know, what's J.D. Vance like?
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: I'm here to fucking get after it.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: I just... My problem... We are battling demons. One of
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 1: my problems is... When I get, and I know this
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 1: from Pat, you just realize you have patterns. Is that
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 1: when I get to like a good place.
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: Relax.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 1: And I do it when people are like, you look good. Yeah.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 1: And then I go, oh, I'm done. You know, that's
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 1: been my pattern.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 1: So this time I've just been like, do not accept
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: that thought.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't. There's no end.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: There's no end. There's no finish line. Yeah.
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: Doesn't exist. Every day is a new, unique little battle
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 2: with your inner bitch.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: It's really the truth. It is the truth.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Every day, you wake up, you
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: go to war with your inner bitch. That's why it's
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: good to beat it early. Beat that fucker down early.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: Get in the cold war. I did it. Freeze your
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 2: fucking dick off.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: Get that fucking workout in. Getting this on afterwards. And
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: then you're good.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 1: I'm good today. Today.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 2: Today.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 1: But the food is the bigger challenge for me. I
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: won't say that workouts aren't hard. They're hard. And I
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 1: like it. I like the challenge. Staying on top of
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 1: like how to eat is the bigger challenge.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a problem too with all these new medical advancements.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 2: And one of them is there's a new peptide that
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 2: they're showing is essentially like exercise in an injection.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 1: Is that Sloop?
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I read some article
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 2: about it like quite a while ago. And I sent
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: it to Brigham. I go, what is this? He's like, dude,
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: there's so much stuff on the horizon, so much groundbreaking stuff.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 2: But you're basically going to be able to get the
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 2: benefits of exercise in a peptide. So it'll trick your
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: body to think you exercised.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, Sloop does that.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 1: That's one of the ones that does. It's in a
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 1: pill form, right? I haven't heard about it.
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 2: It's called Sloop? Yeah.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: Have you taken that?
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 1: I have taken it.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: I don't have any right now.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 2: What did it do for you? You got some on you?
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 1: I'm the, listen, I'm like a crack addict. If you
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 1: tell me something will be good, I'll be like, cool.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 1: I'll inject like 40 things into myself. Yeah.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 2: What does this Sloop do?
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: Well, they, they, they did, they, Tested it on mice
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 1: and found that by giving it to mice, they decreased
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 1: their body fat and increased muscle, lean mass.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: Doing nothing.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: Doing nothing.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 1: And so then they have started to, that's it right there,
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: Sloop 332. Okay.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: In obese mouse models, Sloop 332 reduced fat gain by
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 2: up to tenfold compared to controls, promoted 12% body weight loss,
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 2: an enhanced metabolic function without altering appetite or activity levels.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's exercise. It's exercise, dude. Exercise in a peptide.
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: And you took it in a pill? Yeah. And so
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 2: what did it feel like when you took it? Nothing. Nothing?
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 1: I felt nothing.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: I'm getting that shit tomorrow.
• 2:09:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: I'm on it. Let's go.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 2:09:55
  Speaker 2: What happened to your pecker? Did it get excited?
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: That's what these goddamn things do. And you can just
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 2: buy that stuff? Or is that a prescription thing?
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a prescription. No, you can just
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 1: buy it. But I think you just have to go to.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 2: A compound pharmacy or something.
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 1: That kind of place, yeah.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're trying to shut those places down. Are they? FDA?
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: They want to own all that stuff.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: There it is. Bam, Amazon. All over Amazon. Good or not,
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 1: Check your own sources.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 2: One of the things that I've read about Amazon is
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: that there's a lot of fake supplements on Amazon.
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 1: Are there?
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because how does that work? How are they even
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: getting up on Amazon?
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 6: Well, that's a whole different thing. But they're just copying
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 6: the labels and stuff and making it look like it.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 2: I've heard that's a problem with Pure Encapsulations. So I
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: started buying their stuff from their website because I read that.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 2: Because I read that a high percentage was fraud.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever researched this, but apparently
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 1: when I was in Abu Dhabi, they were like they
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 1: have what's considered some of the cleanest vitamins ever. Like
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 1: people go there just to get vitamins in the UAE.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like really high level vitamins for some reason. And
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the thought is on that, but
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 1: like a lot of people that travel in that region
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 1: go to UAE to get their vitamins.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if their standard is just higher. Well,
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: they have so much money. They do.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 2: And they also, you know, Sheikh Taknoon is a Brazilian
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: jiu-jitsu black belt.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 1: He's a bad motherfucker.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Henzo Gracie black belt. And he's the one that
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 2: created this Abu Dhabi Combat Club, the championship.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 1: He's also, like, incredibly fit. Yeah. Like, his cardio is–
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 1: I was talking to someone about that.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 2: No, he's a legit black belt. He's a Henzo Gracie
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 2: black belt. It's like, you know, there's levels of black
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: belts out there. You heard about a guy got a
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 2: black belt from this guy. I never heard of that guy.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know who that guy is, but I'm sure
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: it was good.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: And then you hear about someone got a black belt
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: from Henzo. You're like, oh. Like, Guy Ritchie is a
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: Henzo Gracie black belt.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Guy Ritchie is super legit, man.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: I know guys have rolled with him. They're like, dude,
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: he's legit. Yeah. It's like a Jake Paul thing. You
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 2: don't think, all right, it's fucking Jake Paul. You can't fight.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 1: Isn't the guy from Married with Children?
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 2: Ed O'Neill. Legit Gracie Black Belt.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: He got his black belt from, I think, Horian or
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 2: at least that school. He got it from- Gracie Torrance.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 1: That was a surprise one to me. I was like, really?
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's legit, too.
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: I sat next to him once on a plane randomly,
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 2: and we spent the entire flight just talking about jiu-jitsu.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: He was so excited.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 2: There he is.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 5: Yes. 2007.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Horian Gracie. I was right. Two decades of training
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 2: under Horian Gracie. Started at 42.
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 2: That's another very legit black belt. You get a black
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 2: belt from Horian, like you have a real black belt.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 2: But he's a big guy, man. He was a football
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 2: player back in the day.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's awesome, man.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's legit. So we were just, like I said,
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 2: we were just randomly on a plane. And we just
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: started talking about jiu-jitsu. We were both like little kids.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: Then I ran into him another time randomly in Hawaii,
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 2: in the ocean. I was in the ocean. I ran
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 2: into him.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, what are you doing, man?
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 1: He's great. I think he's a super talented guy.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 2: Very nice guy, too. Easy guy to talk to. Like
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 2: a regular person. You know, there's certain actors I feel
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: like we have to get through this little wall of
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: are you cool? Yeah, yeah. Is this okay to talk
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 2: Are you going to be mean to me?
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like a thing. And they think they
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: get weird around comics too because they don't want to
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 2: wind up in your act.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: I got so lucky doing that movie over the summer
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 1: in that I had like the best– actors like as
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 1: far as like just fun awesome people oh that's nice
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 1: you know i mean like and you know they were
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 1: fun before you work with no and that's and and
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 1: you know what was funny is that their regular act
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 1: like they go from like set to set to set
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: right and they kept telling me they were like you
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 1: know this is like really special what's happening here and
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 1: i'd be like what do you mean they're like this
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 1: is awesome everyone's having the best time every day everyone's
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 1: hanging out we're all going to dinner together we're hanging
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 1: out on weekends everyone likes each other it was like
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 1: the best experience.
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 2: I think actors sometimes are so competitive with each other. Yeah.
• 2:14:04
  Speaker 1: We didn't... None of that... People were just... And when
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 1: you do have a cool vibe like we had, everyone's
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 1: just trying to make every scene better. Right.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 1: And, like, you want the guy to be... Like, I
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 1: want him to be super funny in this because it's
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 1: going to be funny in the movie.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like stereotypes get... Created because of the worst
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: people in whatever category you're talking about and if you're
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: talking about actors It's not all of them. Some of
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: them are really cool. Yeah, of course like Chris Pratt
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: I've hung out with that guy a bunch of times.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 2: He's really cool Yeah, easy to hang out with giant
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: movie star like but like so normal, right? I went
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 2: elk hunting with that guy. Really? Yes Super cool guy
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 2: to everybody like easy to talk to we eating dinner
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 2: together all hanging out with guys and Fucking so normal.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 1: It's rare.
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 2: Just happens to be a famous actor, but so normal.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 2: But there's guys like that that you meet them, and
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 2: you go, oh, okay. Like Woody Harrelson, the fucking nicest guy, man.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 1: Woody seems awesome.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: So easy to hang. You can't get a hold of him.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 2: He's got no phone. He's got no email.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 1: You had, and I'm just a huge fan, but I
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 1: saw a clip where you had Billy Bob Thornton.
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's the best. Dude.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 1: I can watch that guy do fucking anything.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: The best to talk to, too. Like, so easy to
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 2: talk to.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 1: And the other one, I think you had him on, too.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 1: but I always see this guy in interviews and it's
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 1: always like, I ended up sharing it with everybody is
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 1: Ethan Hawke.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 2: Ethan Hawke's great.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, his, his, his wisdom and like his philosophy on,
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 1: on art and on life. I'm like, this guy's like
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 1: a Messiah. He's just like, so fascinating to listen to.
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: Well, he's a real artist. Yeah. Really. And it loves,
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 2: like I asked him this question because I've always wanted
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 2: to know, like, is this the same thing as like
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: being in the zone and other things? Like, What happens
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: when you're doing a scene? Why is it so believable?
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 2: I know you're Ethan Hawke. I know that's Denzel Washington.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 2: I know that you guys are acting. But yet I'm in.
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 2: I'm in. What is that? And he talked about that.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 2: It is like what it is with stand-up. It's like
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 2: a hypnosis. It's like they're hypnotized. They're so locked in
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: and they believe so much what they're saying that you
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: believe it too.
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 2: It's truth.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 1: It's that the scene reads as truth. True. They're not making,
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 1: you know, there's times when you're watching something and you're like,
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: I don't buy that. And that's why you step out. Right.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 1: You step out because you're like, that's not.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 2: It's performative. Yeah.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: You realize that someone is performing rather than being like
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: really locked into it, whatever it is.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 1: Somebody said one time, and I totally agree, it's like
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 1: one of the reasons why we revere Denzel so much
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 1: is like every time he's on screen, you believe every
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 1: choice that he makes.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 1: You know, you're just like, I believe this.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 2: There's only a few people like that. You know, Claire
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: Danes is definitely one of them.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 1: She's fantastic.
• 2:16:49
  Speaker 2: So good, dude. I mean, I don't want to give
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 2: away any parts of it, but there's this one part
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 2: where she finds something out and her fucking whole face
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 2: starts shaking.
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, how are you even doing that? Yeah.
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 2: She starts breathing heavy. Nothing freaks me out more than
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 2: someone that finds out something crazy and doesn't have like
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 2: a physical reaction to it. Because anybody that's ever had
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: anything crazy happen to them, your heart starts racing.
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 2: You can't breathe.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: And some people just don't nail that. But she nailed
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: it so hard, I felt like she really believed it. Yeah.
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, my God.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you start freaking out, too.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: That scene was so good that as I was watching,
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, she's good.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 2: That's why I was thinking during the scene, I was like, damn,
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 2: she's good.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 1: You have to call me when you finish this.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: I will.
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 1: It's so good.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 2: She ruled in Homeland, too. She was great in that, too.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 1: She's really a tremendous actress.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see the conversations she had? she had
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: a conversation with, uh, fucking what's his name? The vaccine
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: dancer guy, Colbert. And, uh, she was talking about the
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: CIA being involved in all sorts of different things. And
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 2: see if you can find it because he like changes
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 2: the subject like immediately. Really? Yeah, because she's like saying
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 2: wild shit about the CIA. Well, the CIA being involved in,
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: I forget exactly the context of what you were saying. Something,
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 2: here it is.
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 3: Spy camp for us producers and writers.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 1: Is it like, you know?
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we park ourselves in a club in Georgetown
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 3: and talk to like real spooks. And, you know, people
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: in the intelligence community and the State Department and journalists
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 3: and people who really.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 1: What do they tell you? What's the most surprising thing
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: that they've told you about their jobs or something you
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 1: would need to know from there?
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 3: Well, every year it's different, right? We've been at it
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 3: for a while, and the climate has changed. But this
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 3: year it was all about, you know, the distrust between
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 3: the administration and the intelligence world, and the intelligence community
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 3: was suddenly kind of allying itself with journalists, which usually
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 3: they're not such good friends.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 2: How long ago did you start shooting this episode? How
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 2: long did you start doing this show? The intelligence community
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: aligns itself with journalists to try to get rid of
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: the president.
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 1: I had one time, and this is not the same thing,
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 1: but I had a... I know somebody who was very
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 1: high up, I'll just say, in the intelligence community and
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 1: is older now. And I have a relationship with them.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 1: And I was talking... Sometimes we would talk through... It
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 1: was through, you know, my parents that knew these people.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 1: And I was... I would love to talk to this
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 1: person because they were so not just well informed, intelligent,
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 1: like fun to have a conversation with. And I was
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone with them. And as I asked a question,
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 1: they go, not on the phone. And I, and I,
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 1: I kind of was like repeating myself. I go, not
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I was like, Oh, like it just,
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 1: it was one of those moments where I felt, I
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, okay. I was like, yeah, I'll see
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 1: you later.
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 2: I got so scared.
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 1: Like I felt like I violated.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sure every phone call they make is being recorded.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you have inside information about something very
• 2:19:57
  Speaker 2: important and you're supposed to stay secret about it, and
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: you start blabbing, hanging out in Scottsdale doing blow, talking.
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 1: About what we're doing in Syria.
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wind up getting whacked
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: by some crazy person that kills himself.
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 1: You have a car accident or something.
• 2:20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something happens.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: You know about this MIT Fusion guy that got assassinated?
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 3: Mm-mm.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 2: Supposedly, the same guy who assassinated the MIT Fusion guy
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 2: Also went to Brown University and shot people at Brown
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 2: and then killed himself. Really? Yeah. And a lot of
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: people are like, what? This guy was working on groundbreaking energy.
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 2: He was working on fusion at MIT. And he was
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: also talking about the poles, the Earth's poles shifting. And
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 2: that this is a natural process that happens that we
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 2: have to do to keep our magnetosphere that protects us
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 2: from the fucking rays of space.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 1: What is our world, dude? What is happening?
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that get killed because they
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: are inventing things that are going to disrupt industries. That's
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 2: what I believe.
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 1: And this is why we scroll six hours on TikTok.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 1: It's just like, I don't want to fucking.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want to know. Certain things you don't
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 2: want to know, and Kurt Metzger texts me all of them. Really?
• 2:21:07
  Speaker 2: Texts me all of them. Everything that I don't want
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 2: to know, it shows up. I'm like, fuck. Or Dylan,
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: Tim Dylan texts me a lot. And I text it
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 2: to them, too, if I find something out. Because there's
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 2: just so much nutty shit in the world where you're like,
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 2: what is going on? Like, people getting whacked and, ugh. Yeah,
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: it can overwhelm you.
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 1: It can overwhelm you, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 2: And I know so many people that are, like, legitimately
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 2: mentally ill because they dwell on that stuff all day long.
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 1: Which is why we need the escape.
• 2:21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. You need something. And you also should limit
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 2: your amount of time that you're exposed to all that
• 2:21:44
  Speaker 2: psychotic behavior. Because it starts shaping the way you view people.
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 2: If you interact with people more on social media than
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 2: you do in real life, it can really fuck your
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 2: head up.
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 1: So many people do that.
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of people.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 1: A lot of people do that.
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Especially, and that was one of the real problems
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: during COVID, too, is that people were isolated. And that
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: was the only way they were interacting with each other.
• 2:22:05
  Speaker 1: The fucked up thing is you realize how much those
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 1: people end up losing that connection with other real people.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 1: They think that this is... Yeah.
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 2: They think this is real life.
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 1: This is the real world.
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 1: They live in the comment section.
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's just, it's such a, like, it's like
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: eating food that has no nutrients in it and your
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 2: body's just freaking out. Like where the fuck are the vitamins? Yeah.
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 2: There's no vitamins in it. It's just nonsense. And it's also,
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, what percentage of it is even real people?
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 2: It's not a hundred. There's a bunch of it. It's
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 2: just like bad actors from other countries and, People with
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 2: fucking flags in their bios and who knows what is
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: going on. And it's all just to try to shape narratives.
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: We're involved in it. Russia's involved. China's involved. Corporations are involved.
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: There's like entire companies that are based around crowd campaigns
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 2: about organizing attacks on individuals, organizing narrative control or organizing
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 2: pushing a certain narrative. Entire businesses are built on that
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 2: where they try to shape things and make things go viral. Yeah,
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: it's nuts. Oh, my God. It's a complete new part
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: of our society that didn't exist before, and it shapes
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 2: the way we view the world, and it's being purposely
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 2: manipulated by people, and it's legal because safeguards haven't been
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: put into place.
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 1: And also the amount of times that people are talking
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 1: to bots and losing themselves. I don't mean like a scam.
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 1: I mean like fucking interacting. You're interacting with a computer
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the time. I started getting these weird WhatsApp
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: group texts of investors, people investing in things and how
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 2: much money they're making. This is incredible. Sign me up.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 2: And like all these random fake people.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 1: Will be in the little.
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 2: Group chat talking about how, oh, I can't wait to
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 2: get involved in this. I'm going to go all in
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 2: on this. And then trying to get you to go, oh,
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 2: I should go all in too.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 1: I want to go all in too.
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 2: I should go. I should give you my bank account number.
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 1: Can I take her a bigger position on that?
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 2: Can I wire some money to you?
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 1: Fuck, man.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 2: And so many dumbasses get sucked into things like that.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 1: The best, though, is when it happens to, like, somebody
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 1: will be like, I sent 80 grand to Brad Pitt.
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 1: And you're like, what? They're like, Brad Pitt was, like,
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 1: messaging me, and it's just, like, some 60-year-old lady. And
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 1: she was like, it was, you know, it just felt
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 1: so real. And it's like a deep fake. He's like, Hi, Amanda.
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 1: How are you today, my love? If you could just
• 2:24:40
  Speaker 1: send me $ 30, 000 to get out of this. And then
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 1: she's like, and I did it. I feel like an idiot.
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah.
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 1: You fucking thought Brad Pitt needed 30 grand?
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. If you've got a scam, like
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 2: there's certain scams we allow, right?
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 2: Like here's one. Tell evangelists. We allow that scam.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 2: Because if you're so dumb that you think Robert Tilden
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 2: has got a red line, direct line to Jesus.
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 2: You know? Go ahead. You won't write a check to me. Yeah.
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 1: The devil's going to win. He bought like a G4.
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They all do. They all do.
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 2: This is the one crazy guy that was pointing at
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 2: the reporter with the devil eyes. That's the one. No,
• 2:25:15
  Speaker 2: that's not Robert Tilden.
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 1: No, but that's the guy who he bought that. Yeah,
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 1: that's a different guy. Because she was asking him about
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 1: that plane.
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 2: Tyler Perry gave me such a deal.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 2: Boy, he's just like, I had to take this plane.
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 2: That guy looks cracked out.
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 1: That guy's crazy.
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks scary. But that scam we allow. You know,
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 2: we allow certain scams.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we let that one go.
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 2: Like, if you're so dumb that you buy into that, like,
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 2: that's not even illegal.
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 1: I do feel so, so bad, though, when it happens
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 1: to the elderly.
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's terrible.
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 1: I feel so terrible for them.
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 2: It's terrible. That guy.
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 1: This guy.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 2: Kenneth Copeland.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 1: This guy's a spectacular piece of shit.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: Look at his dirty fingers. Imagine that dirty finger in
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 2: your asshole.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 1: Here's my plane, y'all. Dirty plane.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 2: Wealthy televangelist defends using private aircraft in viral exchange.
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 1: Madea gave me a deal.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 2: He's got to do all of his work. He's got
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 2: to do all that work. preacher who wants $ 54 million
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 2: jet will donate old jet. What a good guy. What
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 2: a sweet guy. Which that guy? Jesse Duplantis. Those guys,
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: we allow that. We allow that kind of thing.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 1: Which is crazy. They should be in prison. They're fucking scumbags.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're getting people to voluntarily.
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 1: Give them money, which is weird. Then there was the guy.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 2: This guy asked his congregation for $ 65 million to buy
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 2: a jet.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you remember the one that was like, lock
• 2:26:33
  Speaker 1: the doors? And that was a whole scandal? He's like,
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 1: shut the doors. Lock the doors.
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, for what?
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 1: For donations. He's like, we are not leaving. Oh, that's right.
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: We're not leaving here.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 1: Until you shut the doors.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 2: Who was that guy? Pastor locks church door, demands $ 40, 000.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 2: Ushers close the doors. There's a hundred, there's a thousand
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: of you close them doors. Ushers close the doors.
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 1: That is so crazy.
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy. He said, lock the doors. People fucking
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 2: do that. Well, there was a thing during the, what
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 2: is it, Katrina? Or what was it down in Houston?
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 2: One of the floods with that dude, the famous one.
• 2:27:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 2: Fucking the guy that has the big arena. Yeah. What's
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 2: his name?
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck, what is his name?
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck's his name, Jamie. You know who I'm talking about.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 1: Big shit-eating grin.
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 1: Black hair.
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 2: Joel Osteen.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: Osteen.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 2: That guy.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't let the homeless go.
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 1: Like we need places to put people. Not in here.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:27:40
  Speaker 1: It's going to be gross.
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: People have lost their homes. No, no, no, no. You
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 2: can't shit on my floor.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 1: No. Get out of here. The power of Christ.
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 2: I think he did eventually let everybody in under pressure.
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 2:27:51
  Speaker 2: I think eventually.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 1: They shamed him into it.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 2: He realized like, oh yeah, I gotta, what would Jesus do? Yeah.
• 2:27:57
  Speaker 2: Jesus would just hire more people to clean up.
• 2:27:59
  Speaker 1: Jesus would get the all new global 7,500.
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jesus would get a new Rolls Royce.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 3: Unreal.
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They all do it though. That's what's funny. They
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: all have super expensive suits.
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 1: And tax free, right? Yeah.
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 2: This is religion.
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:28:12
  Speaker 2: That's the nuttiest part. That's the weird part about the
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 2: scam is that you're allowed to be tax free.
• 2:28:17
  Speaker 1: Fucking A.
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 2: That is weird.
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 1: It is weird. It's also weird when you think about
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 1: what happens on the corporate level, that there's these corporations
• 2:28:26
  Speaker 1: that make like hundreds of billions of dollars. And they're like, yeah,
• 2:28:29
  Speaker 1: they didn't pay tax on this because they're this corporation.
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 2: Those are tax loopholes, though.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 1: They'll funnel it to Ireland and then not pay tax
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 2: Well, supposedly that's what Jeffrey Epstein did for people.
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 1: Found those tax loopholes.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 2: He helped people with tax loopholes and, you know, he
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 2: helped rich people figure out how to. Save money or
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 2: invest money.
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 1: It exists for a reason, right?
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: Well, scumbags. Yeah. They've all put it in place, you know?
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 1: Powers that be go, I got you.
• 2:28:57
  Speaker 2: They just want to make sure that they keep the
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 2: most amount of money possible.
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 2: And then there's that thing where, like, no one should
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 2: be a billionaire. Well, okay, hang on. Do you like
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 2: having a fucking iPhone? Yeah. Somebody had to make that.
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 2: They're working 16 hours a day. Like, you don't want
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: to be Tim Cook. I'm not saying.
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:29:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? You don't want to be
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 2: Steve Jobs. Guy died young because of it.
• 2:29:17
  Speaker 1: But I guess the argument that some people make against
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 1: that is not that that guy shouldn't be wealthy. It's
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 1: that when they have this overabundance of wealth and that
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 1: the people that also work there don't have like certain
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 1: health coverage or something. You're like, really? Like these Amazon
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 1: warehouse guys are like fucking dying in the warehouse.
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 4: Are they?
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, they talk about these work conditions that
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 1: are sometimes deplorable.
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 1: And then you have. The people at the top with
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 1: like hundreds of billions of dollars. Like you can't trickle
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 1: any of that down to like some of your workers.
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 1: That always seems like a legit complaint from people to me.
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, listen, if they didn't work,
• 2:29:55
  Speaker 2: you would have nothing.
• 2:29:56
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 2: That's what's weird.
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 1: This guy's doing like, he's making like $ 15 an hour.
• 2:30:00
  Speaker 2: But if he didn't start the company, they wouldn't have
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 2: a job. True. But, you know, at a certain point
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 2: in time, it's kind of like spread it around.
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 1: Spread it around a little bit.
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 2: Spread it around. Seems like it's probably better for everybody
• 2:30:11
  Speaker 2: to spread it around. Maybe people wouldn't hate as much.
• 2:30:14
  Speaker 2: There's always going to be people that like you should
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 2: donate it all. I mean, that's like the beautiful utopian.
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 1: There's that one that did it, too. Was it the
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 1: Patagonia guy?
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 2: Did he?
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 1: I think it's the Patagonia guy that became a legit
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 1: billionaire and donated almost every fucking penny of it. I
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 1: think it's him.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 2: You know that song, I'd love to change the world?
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 2: I'd love to change the world, but I don't know
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 2: what to do.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 1: Is that right, Jamie? Was it him?
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 2: I might have got typed in Patagonia.
• 2:30:45
  Speaker 6: I first just typed in billionaire that donated everything, and
• 2:30:49
  Speaker 6: another guy popped up.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 2: There's probably a bunch of those guys.
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 1: It's one of the outdoor apparel people. It's an outdoor
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 1: apparel billionaire who literally, I think, gave away like 98%
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 1: of his money.
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Patagonia guy. Yeah.
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 1: The dude kept like a million dollars.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: Where did he give it to? Because somebody probably took
• 2:31:04
  Speaker 2: his money. They're probably living on a yacht somewhere. That's
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 2: the problem.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 1: I think he gave it to like a lot of
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 1: land preservation type of things.
• 2:31:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, good stuff. Yeah. Things that make sense.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. Well, that's smart if you're an outdoor company. Yeah.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 2: And that's what you love.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 1: But it is like that almost unbelievable, you know what
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, level of generosity that a guy won in
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 1: capitalism to that degree and was.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 2: Like, He probably did mushrooms one day. He was like,
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 2: what am I doing? What am I doing? I'm living in,
• 2:31:34
  Speaker 2: this is a prison.
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 2: I'm being imprisoned by all this money. Yeah, maybe.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 1: Sam Walton was apparently like pretty down to earth too.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 1: You know, the Walmart guy.
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 1: Got started.
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, he drove his like old pickup truck, even
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 1: when shit was like really, I mean, he died a
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 1: long time ago. His kids don't live like that.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 2: I would have yelled at him if he had an
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 2: old pickup truck. If I was Joey Diaz.
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 8: The fuck are you doing with this old pickup truck?
• 2:31:58
  Speaker 8: You're balling now, cocksucker. Get a fucking Cadillac at least.
• 2:32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his children and grandchildren live a very different life.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're nipple babies.
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good. That's a tough way to live.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 2: When Forbes named Sam Walton America's Richest Man October 28th, 1985,
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: people were shocked to discover he lived a humble life
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 2: in Bentonville, Arkansas... With a muddy bird dog running around
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 2: the yard. He was America's richest man in 1985. They
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 2: also surprised Choice of Vehicles, 1979 Ford F-150. But as
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 2: Sam said, why do I drive a pickup truck? What
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 2: am I supposed to do? Haul my dogs around in
• 2:32:38
  Speaker 2: a Rolls Royce?
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 1: He just played who he was.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 1: Also, it's different, I think, when he made it to
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 1: that level as like.
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: A regular guy.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 1: And he was already in his 40s or something, 50s.
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 1: It was just different for him. He wasn't... He wasn't
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 1: handed anything.
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 2: Don't forget who you are. Don't forget who you are, cocksucker.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't.
• 2:32:59
  Speaker 2: Well, some people do.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 2: And that is weird too, right?
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 2: It's weird when people change like radically with success. So radically, yeah.
• 2:33:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But also that level of wealth is like not
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 1: something that most people can even comprehend.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 2: No, you can't comprehend billions. He was the richest man
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 2: And he drove a pickup truck with a bunch of dogs. Like,
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 2: what are you doing with your money?
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 1: I was watching that documentary about the murder in Monaco.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 1: Did you watch that one?
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 2: What's that one?
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 1: That one was about a guy who was one of
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 1: the 200 wealthiest people in the world. Safran, I think
• 2:33:32
  Speaker 1: is his last name. He was a banker. And he
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 1: lived an ostentatious life. I mean, like, out of control.
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 1: Humongous villas. He had 25 security guards around him at
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 1: all times. Oh, my God. And was like a target.
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 1: And he was murdered in his penthouse. In Monaco.
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 2: What was he doing that everybody wanted him dead?
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 1: He just had a lot of, well, one of the
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 1: things is that he invested or was like one of
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 1: the people that got this Russian, I don't know if
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 1: it was like Russian crypto, some type of currency or
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 1: stock market in Russia that collapsed when Russia devalued their
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 1: currency by like 75% all of a sudden one year.
• 2:34:14
  Speaker 1: So billions of dollars disappeared from people. And so he
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 1: became like a target of the Russians, but he also
• 2:34:21
  Speaker 1: had connections to a lot of governments. When you're a
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 1: high level banker with banks everywhere, you're, you know, you're
• 2:34:26
  Speaker 1: deeply connected to some like not so great people. And
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 1: so there was always like who did it. And then
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 1: his wife who it was, she's, I think she was,
• 2:34:40
  Speaker 1: he was her fourth husband also had two other husbands die.
• 2:34:46
  Speaker 1: One of them, was like the richest guy in Brazil.
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: And he died.
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 1: And then people suspected that this guy, Safran's nurse, may
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 1: have killed him. And that's what the documentary was about.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 1: And they interviewed him. And like the documentary supposed, like
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 1: when the documentary.
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 2: Male nurse?
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 1: Male nurse. And he was convicted. He was convicted. And
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 1: he served like 10 years. And then he's in the
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 1: documentary doing the interview, right? Like they keep interviewing him
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 1: and other people. And then it's like the documentary ends.
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 1: The documentary filmmaker is like, this was where the documentary
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 1: was supposed to end. But this guy who we just
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 1: did this documentary about, this male nurse, as we were
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 1: in post-production on this, got arrested for, he did like
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 1: some forged checks shit, I think maybe in Arizona. And
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 1: got locked up, and his cellmate was like, yeah, he
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 1: tried to hire me to kill his ex-wife. So then
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 1: he got put on trial for soliciting to murder his ex-wife.
• 2:35:54
  Speaker 1: And then they go and interview him again. He's like, no,
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 1: it's all bullshit, man. I'm telling you, it's fucking bullshit.
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, it's very strange, and it's one of those
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 1: things where you're like, you.
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 2: Don't think it's the guy, and then you do think
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: it's the guy. What's it called?
• 2:36:07
  Speaker 1: I think it's called Murder in Monaco.
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 2: Monaco is a crazy place. Have you been there?
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 1: I've never been to Monaco.
• 2:36:14
  Speaker 2: I've been.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 1: It's really wild, though.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 2: There's so much money there. Everywhere you look is a
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 2: Rolls Royce or a Ferrari. It's like, what is going
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 2: on here?
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 1: Highest amount of millionaires and billionaires in the geographic square
• 2:36:30
  Speaker 1: mile or whatever. Because it's so small, actually. Right.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 2: And if you have residency there, I believe there's crazy
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 2: tax benefits.
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 1: You don't pay taxes. You don't pay taxes. And guess what?
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 1: When the husband died- The wife got her Monaco citizenship
• 2:36:45
  Speaker 1: like that week and then inherited the money, didn't pay
• 2:36:48
  Speaker 1: any tax.
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 2: How hard is it to get a Monaco citizenship?
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 1: I bet it's somewhat challenging.
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 1: I think so. I don't know.
• 2:36:58
  Speaker 2: Got to meet the right people.
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 1: I would assume. I mean, I know like, for instance,
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 1: you know where it's like impossible and there's great benefits
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 1: to it is UAE. They don't give that shit to anybody.
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 1: You got to be from there.
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 2: And that's the same kind of benefits, right?
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, massive, massive benefits of being a... There's even a
• 2:37:16
  Speaker 1: thing if you're a UAE citizen, like if we have
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 1: the same job and you're a non-citizen and I am
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 1: a citizen, I get double your salary.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 1: Just from being from UAE, things like that.
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:37:29
  Speaker 1: Government will also pay for your housing, give you a car,
• 2:37:31
  Speaker 1: pay for your education.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 1: But they have a small, one of the reasons they
• 2:37:35
  Speaker 1: have extreme wealth, but they also don't have a high
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 1: population of native citizens.
• 2:37:41
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 1: So they're able to do things like that also.
• 2:37:43
  Speaker 2: And they have insane oil money.
• 2:37:45
  Speaker 1: Insane. Especially in Abu Dhabi.
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 2: Well, that's when people talk about like the richest man
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 2: in the world Yeah. Like, okay, publicly? Yeah. But those
• 2:37:53
  Speaker 2: guys don't have to tell you how much money they have.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 1: There's also a big difference between being extremely wealthy holding
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 1: stock and extremely wealthy holding cash.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 1: That's a real big difference.
• 2:38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why it's wild what these guys are doing with, like,
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 2: the Saudi Arabians are doing with boxing. Mm-hmm. Because they're
• 2:38:10
  Speaker 2: just going, what fight do you guys want to see? Yeah. Okay,
• 2:38:13
  Speaker 2: let me call that guy.
• 2:38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:38:15
  Speaker 2: We'll give you $ 100 million. Like, what?
• 2:38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're like, that ain't shit. That's fine.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 1: That Saudi Entertainment Fund is the government's fund.
• 2:38:24
  Speaker 2: What was it like doing that Riyadh Festival?
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 2:38:26
  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. I mean, the people there were amazing. Like,
• 2:38:31
  Speaker 1: you know, there's always, like, you look at things on
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 1: the news and you have your preconceived notion of, like,
• 2:38:37
  Speaker 1: what things are.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:38:38
  Speaker 1: But when you're on the ground somewhere and you're with people,
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I was just meeting wonderful people. They had
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 1: the comedy club there. We went to the club. Like,
• 2:38:48
  Speaker 1: not what we were brought there to do. Like, they have, like,
• 2:38:50
  Speaker 1: Comedy Pod, I think it's called. And it was just, like,
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was just Saudi, like, local people. And
• 2:38:57
  Speaker 1: the crowd was just citizens. And they were all just
• 2:39:00
  Speaker 1: so warm and welcoming. And they were such huge admirers
• 2:39:04
  Speaker 1: of ours, of, like, American comedy and American podcasts. And
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 1: they were just super sweet. Like, they were so genuine.
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 2: And what is the restrictions in terms of, like, language
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 2: and subject matter? So.
• 2:39:17
  Speaker 1: everybody was highly, highly, highly well versed in not just English,
• 2:39:22
  Speaker 1: but like American pop culture. So everything we talked about,
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 1: they got everything, you know, they got everything. Um, I mean,
• 2:39:28
  Speaker 1: I went one the night before I went to see
• 2:39:30
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Carr and Louie perform. And like, I was, I
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 1: was like, Holy shit. They get like, even like the
• 2:39:36
  Speaker 1: little throwaway lines, you know, like the things that aren't
• 2:39:39
  Speaker 1: even like the bit, like the little jokes. Um, The
• 2:39:43
  Speaker 1: only restriction that we had was about Islam and the royals.
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 1: That was it. Which wasn't really a hard thing for
• 2:39:50
  Speaker 1: most people to adhere to because me and those guys,
• 2:39:54
  Speaker 1: we didn't have Islam or royal jokes. We weren't cutting
• 2:39:58
  Speaker 1: anything from our acts. So I was like, yeah. By
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 1: the way, when we did UAE, like Dubai and Abu Dhabi,
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 1: they were like, do not talk about, same thing. Don't
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 1: talk about our royals. Don't talk about Islam. don't be
• 2:40:13
  Speaker 1: like super graphic about, but then we did do graphic
• 2:40:17
  Speaker 1: stuff and they were like, yeah, that's fine. They're like,
• 2:40:19
  Speaker 1: just take it easy on the royals and on Islam.
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, that's not a challenge for me.
• 2:40:26
  Speaker 1: But the country, like as far as like the people
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 1: that we met, they were all fantastic. They were really
• 2:40:32
  Speaker 1: sweet people.
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 2: It's just people have a weirdness of like you're going
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 2: over there because the Saudi royal family has the money, right?
• 2:40:41
  Speaker 1: The Saudi family, is the family that funds the entertainment fund.
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 1: And then people were like, they would accuse me of
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 1: whataboutism for saying that that's the same fund that paid
• 2:40:52
  Speaker 1: for Ed Sheeran to come and Beyonce to come to
• 2:40:55
  Speaker 1: do their shows. And I'm like, that's just facts. Like,
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 1: it's not whataboutism. It's like, that's the money that funds entertainment.
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 1: And then some people will go, well, you should do
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 1: it if the money came from like, let's say a promoter.
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 1: But you're like, yeah, but that doesn't exist yet. Do
• 2:41:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 2:41:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 1: This is the system that's in place.
• 2:41:16
  Speaker 2: So who accused you of whataboutism?
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 1: Just people were so vocally upset that we went. And
• 2:41:24
  Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, first of all, the way
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 1: that I went was that I was doing Dubai. I
• 2:41:31
  Speaker 1: was booked to do Dubai, which is in UAE. It
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 1: was already announced. And then three months later. I got
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 1: a call and they're like, hey, do you want to
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 1: do Riyadh? It's like a 90 minute flight. I'm like,
• 2:41:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in the fucking Middle East. Yeah, I'll add a show.
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 1: You know, like I'm there. It's like routing.
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 2: Did you know it was a festival?
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 1: I knew it was a festival. And then they told
• 2:41:49
  Speaker 1: me the lineup and the lineup was bananas. It was
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 1: like Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle. I was like, oh,
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 1: that sounds like a great lineup. I didn't think really
• 2:41:58
  Speaker 1: like that I was doing something that would upset. I
• 2:42:01
  Speaker 1: had no idea. I had no idea.
• 2:42:03
  Speaker 2: You didn't think it would be. Something that people would
• 2:42:05
  Speaker 2: get offended by. The people that were most offended were
• 2:42:08
  Speaker 2: the comics that weren't invited. Yeah. There's a lot of them.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:42:11
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them.
• 2:42:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of them were super vocal. And I'm like,
• 2:42:14
  Speaker 1: you can't sell a ticket in Houston. I don't know
• 2:42:16
  Speaker 1: why you're upset about Riyadh. No one's going to see
• 2:42:18
  Speaker 1: you anyway.
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 1: It was a bunch of 50-year-old feature acts that were upset.
• 2:42:23
  Speaker 1: And then we went over there, had a great time.
• 2:42:27
  Speaker 1: And I actually think that like one of the things
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 1: that was overlooked is the fact that we were all
• 2:42:32
  Speaker 1: saying they're like, oh, you you had to adhere to.
• 2:42:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I told you the two restrictions
• 2:42:37
  Speaker 1: which I we had didn't affect my act. And I
• 2:42:41
  Speaker 1: do think it's a sign of their progress that they
• 2:42:43
  Speaker 1: put on this festival and that we were saying all
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 1: kinds of wild shit like the shit that we say
• 2:42:49
  Speaker 1: on stage without talk. We didn't talk about Islam.
• 2:42:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, that wasn't a crazy thing to me. Like,
• 2:42:55
  Speaker 1: I think that that's. Because what's happening actually there is
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 1: that right now the entertainment hub of the Middle East
• 2:43:03
  Speaker 1: is Dubai. That is the entertainment hub of the Middle East.
• 2:43:07
  Speaker 1: That's where people go. That's their Vegas. Big shows, spectacles,
• 2:43:12
  Speaker 1: all types of shit. Saudi Arabia is like, no, we
• 2:43:17
  Speaker 1: want to be the hub. And they have super deep pockets.
• 2:43:22
  Speaker 1: And so they're trying to be to compete with Dubai
• 2:43:25
  Speaker 1: in entertainment. That's what like the fuel of this is.
• 2:43:29
  Speaker 1: And putting on this festival to me felt like that's
• 2:43:34
  Speaker 1: a path towards their goal of like entertainment can be here.
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 1: And they put on a great festival, treated us fantastic.
• 2:43:44
  Speaker 1: You know, people get, I don't mind if people are like,
• 2:43:45
  Speaker 1: you can be mad, be mad about whatever you want.
• 2:43:47
  Speaker 1: I don't care. But as an experience, it was an
• 2:43:50
  Speaker 1: amazing experience. And I do think that they'll, continue to
• 2:43:53
  Speaker 1: put on these festivals it'll be very interesting to watch
• 2:43:56
  Speaker 1: as this festival continues who goes who gets invited and
• 2:44:00
  Speaker 1: goes who was against it at the beginning because you
• 2:44:03
  Speaker 1: know it's going to be a few people and I
• 2:44:05
  Speaker 1: have some screenshots that I've saved so we'll see who goes.
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe perhaps it's interesting it's interesting that comics are held
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 2: to a higher standard than singers or other people that
• 2:44:15
  Speaker 2: perform over there yeah I mean it is weird though
• 2:44:18
  Speaker 2: you know because it's like comedy uniquely challenges the idea
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 2: of free speech Yeah.
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
• 2:44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. But I mean. Because it's not like if
• 2:44:27
  Speaker 2: someone says don't sing any songs about Islam, you're like, well,
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 2: I don't have any songs.
• 2:44:30
  Speaker 1: But I have to say that also like some of
• 2:44:32
  Speaker 1: these comics who are saying this, like, oh, you know,
• 2:44:34
  Speaker 1: you don't have free speech and you adhere to these restrictions.
• 2:44:37
  Speaker 1: It's like, have you ever done a private? Have you
• 2:44:39
  Speaker 1: ever done university?
• 2:44:40
  Speaker 2: I have. Yeah.
• 2:44:41
  Speaker 1: They had restrictions.
• 2:44:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:44:42
  Speaker 1: You know, they were like, don't talk about our mascot.
• 2:44:44
  Speaker 1: Don't talk about this. Don't talk about that.
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And specifically, if you don't have that in your
• 2:44:49
  Speaker 2: act already, then the question is, should you be working
• 2:44:51
  Speaker 2: for those people because of what happened with Jamal Khashoggi?
• 2:44:54
  Speaker 2: That's everyone's big argument. I think Dave had the best
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 2: line about that. Yeah. It's like Israel killed 240 journalists
• 2:45:01
  Speaker 2: last month. Yeah. You know, like, what are you talking about?
• 2:45:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, in the last three months.
• 2:45:05
  Speaker 1: It's a fair point.
• 2:45:06
  Speaker 2: It is a fair point. Yeah. It's just different, right?
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 2: Like one guy was sawed up. in an embassy, taken
• 2:45:14
  Speaker 2: away in suitcases. Not good.
• 2:45:16
  Speaker 1: It's horrific what happened. But also, I mean, if you
• 2:45:20
  Speaker 1: want to go down that line of that argument.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 2: Then you shouldn't be working in America either.
• 2:45:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's... Are we saying that only their awful
• 2:45:29
  Speaker 1: thing is worth fighting against?
• 2:45:30
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because they're funding it, right? As opposed to, like,
• 2:45:34
  Speaker 2: if you work in America, it's not... The CIA doesn't
• 2:45:37
  Speaker 2: fund a comedy show.
• 2:45:37
  Speaker 1: Sure, sure.
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 2:45:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean, yeah, there's a lot of... There's
• 2:45:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of ways to look at it, and if
• 2:45:43
  Speaker 1: it really upsets you, my position is good. Well, the
• 2:45:48
  Speaker 1: other thing— Let it upset you.
• 2:45:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let it upset you. The other thing that, like, culturally,
• 2:45:52
  Speaker 2: it is a good thing to bring great comics over
• 2:45:55
  Speaker 2: to Saudi Arabia.
• 2:45:55
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 2:45:56
  Speaker 2: It's good for people to hear what these— Jimmy Carr and
• 2:45:59
  Speaker 2: you and Louis and Bill and all these comics have
• 2:46:03
  Speaker 2: to say and Dave. It's a good thing for the culture. Like,
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 2: it's a good thing for— it' s a good thing to open
• 2:46:08
  Speaker 2: up society. And it seems like outside of— this whole
• 2:46:13
  Speaker 2: Jamal Khashoggi thing, which, again, is indefensible, right? Yeah. Outside
• 2:46:18
  Speaker 2: of that, this is a more progressive organization. Like, they
• 2:46:22
  Speaker 2: are letting women drive now. They're like, slowly, this is
• 2:46:26
  Speaker 2: coming into a more modern sensibility. It is progress.
• 2:46:29
  Speaker 1: It is a sign of progress. Whether people accept that
• 2:46:32
  Speaker 1: or not, it is a sign of progress there.
• 2:46:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It doesn't help the people there if you never
• 2:46:38
  Speaker 2: interact with them ever again because of something their government did.
• 2:46:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly and I have to tell you if you saw
• 2:46:44
  Speaker 1: the faces of these people that we were performing for
• 2:46:48
  Speaker 1: and the I mean when you could because sometimes they're
• 2:46:50
  Speaker 1: like this but like how genuinely thankful and excited they
• 2:46:56
  Speaker 1: were to be at these shows it was awesome if
• 2:46:58
  Speaker 1: you lived.
• 2:46:58
  Speaker 2: In Saudi Arabia you never would imagine you'd see a
• 2:47:00
  Speaker 2: lineup like.
• 2:47:01
  Speaker 1: That oh my god I mean some of the guys
• 2:47:02
  Speaker 1: they were telling us they were like dude like 10
• 2:47:04
  Speaker 1: years ago they were like nothing like this could have
• 2:47:06
  Speaker 1: ever ever happened here so I don't know how you
• 2:47:08
  Speaker 1: don't see that as some type of progress what's up Jamie?
• 2:47:10
  Speaker 1: I stumbled across something insane.
• 2:47:12
  Speaker 2: What?
• 2:47:14
  Speaker 6: This is on the Justice website, justice.com.
• 2:47:17
  Speaker 2: Jamie's scrolling through the Justice website. No, I just saw
• 2:47:20
  Speaker 2: a tweet and clicked the link. What is this?
• 2:47:25
  Speaker 6: Corner of the screen says Jay Epstein.
• 2:47:27
  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Epstein killing himself?
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 1: What?
• 2:47:28
  Speaker 6: That's the date.
• 2:47:33
  Speaker 2: So what is he doing here? I don't know.
• 2:47:35
  Speaker 6: It's a 12-second video that someone found on their website.
• 2:47:37
  Speaker 2: Let me see that again. Put that up. Can you
• 2:47:40
  Speaker 2: pause it and make it larger? So is he hanging
• 2:47:44
  Speaker 2: himself there? Is that what this is?
• 2:47:45
  Speaker 1: It looks like he's leaning forward.
• 2:47:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not showing it on screen because I don't even
• 2:47:48
  Speaker 2: know what this is.
• 2:47:50
  Speaker 1: But I don't even know if that's like what it is.
• 2:47:51
  Speaker 1: It looks like plain white hair. I don't know if
• 2:47:53
  Speaker 1: it was, you know.
• 2:47:54
  Speaker 2: Well, he definitely had white hair. But like, that's the date.
• 2:47:57
  Speaker 2: So is that him with a thing wrapped around his
• 2:48:00
  Speaker 2: neck and he's trying to kill himself?
• 2:48:02
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 2:48:04
  Speaker 2: So one thing that's important was he had a previous
• 2:48:08
  Speaker 2: suicide attempt, supposedly.
• 2:48:11
  Speaker 1: When he was locked up?
• 2:48:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, that's one of the reasons why he
• 2:48:15
  Speaker 2: was under like 24-hour supervision. That's the case, right? Didn't
• 2:48:18
  Speaker 2: he have a previous suicide attempt?
• 2:48:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if someone found this.
• 2:48:22
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 2:48:24
  Speaker 1: That's on the government website?
• 2:48:25
  Speaker 2: But you imagine that they've had this footage the whole time?
• 2:48:29
  Speaker 2: Is that real? Yeah, but you know what I'm saying?
• 2:48:33
  Speaker 2: It's like, who knows what's real? I watched a cruise
• 2:48:36
  Speaker 2: ship hit a bridge, and the bridge fell apart, and
• 2:48:39
  Speaker 2: everybody died. It's fake. It's fake?
• 2:48:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:48:42
  Speaker 2: For like a half of a second, though, I was like, oh,
• 2:48:45
  Speaker 2: my God. I thought it happened today, like some new tragedy.
• 2:48:47
  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, wait a minute.
• 2:48:48
  Speaker 1: How much better are they going to get at that, too?
• 2:48:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to be impossible to tell. It's so
• 2:48:52
  Speaker 2: much better than it was just a couple of years ago.
• 2:48:55
  Speaker 6: Someone guessed the URL of the files that were uploaded
• 2:48:58
  Speaker 6: to DOJ's website that were not announced yet and found
• 2:49:00
  Speaker 6: the video.
• 2:49:01
  Speaker 1: Holy crap.
• 2:49:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 2:49:03
  Speaker 6: And then they corrected it and said it's 100% fake.
• 2:49:05
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 2:49:06
  Speaker 2: But it's on that website still.
• 2:49:07
  Speaker 1: It's on the Justice Department website.
• 2:49:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I guess it means there's fake shit on
• 2:49:09
  Speaker 6: the website.
• 2:49:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, boy. This video is 100% fake with a visual
• 2:49:12
  Speaker 2: deed released by the DOJ. It seems it's a collection
• 2:49:15
  Speaker 2: of files collected by investigators, and this fake video originated
• 2:49:19
  Speaker 2: on 4chan.
• 2:49:22
  Speaker 1: So even they're getting it.
• 2:49:23
  Speaker 2: 4chan strikes again. Wow. Yeah, man. It's going to be
• 2:49:26
  Speaker 2: impossible to know in the future. There's no way to tell.
• 2:49:29
  Speaker 1: There's no way. There's no way.
• 2:49:32
  Speaker 2: Real fucking weird.
• 2:49:33
  Speaker 1: Cause already with the voice stuff is crazy. Like, I
• 2:49:36
  Speaker 1: can listen to something for like your voice and I'll
• 2:49:39
  Speaker 1: be like, and then find out that it's fake.
• 2:49:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't, I mean, they can alter it to make
• 2:49:43
  Speaker 2: you excited, make you a little sad here.
• 2:49:46
  Speaker 1: And in like your case, in my case, there's just
• 2:49:48
  Speaker 1: thousands of hours of us speaking. So it's even easier.
• 2:49:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And that won't even matter in the future.
• 2:49:54
  Speaker 2: It's like with the newer technology, they'll be able to
• 2:49:56
  Speaker 2: manipulate it and it's going to get way better. I mean,
• 2:50:01
  Speaker 2: what does that even mean?
• 2:50:02
  Speaker 1: What does it mean?
• 2:50:03
  Speaker 2: Tom Segura. Tell everybody once again. Guys, please. Awesome comedy special.
• 2:50:08
  Speaker 1: It's called Teacher. It's on Netflix. When does this come out?
• 2:50:12
  Speaker 2: You're in the hint.
• 2:50:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't mean to play a sound.
• 2:50:14
  Speaker 2: This will be out tomorrow. Oh, great.
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:50:16
  Speaker 1: So is this Christmas tomorrow? It comes out Christmas Eve.
• 2:50:19
  Speaker 2: Nice. Christmas Eve on Netflix.
• 2:50:21
  Speaker 1: It's called Teacher. I'm very excited about it. I thank
• 2:50:24
  Speaker 1: you so much for watching it over this holiday break.
• 2:50:29
  Speaker 2: It's a good time to release.
• 2:50:30
  Speaker 1: I toured for two years to get ready for this one.
• 2:50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm very happy with it, so I hope you enjoy it.
• 2:50:35
  Speaker 2: Well, if it's any of the stuff that I've been watching,
• 2:50:36
  Speaker 2: it's going to be awesome.
• 2:50:38
  Speaker 1: Thanks, brother.
• 2:50:38
  Speaker 2: You're killing it.
• 2:50:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Thanks for having me, man.
• 2:50:40
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful to see.
• 2:50:40
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 2:50:41
  Speaker 2: I'm happy. All right, that's it. Bye, everybody. Merry Christmas.
• 2:50:45
  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas.