Latest / Wine & Audacity / 187: Singing in the Background
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- 0:10Speaker 1: But, hey y'all, before we start yapping for another 65
- 0:13Speaker 1: minutes before I say something. What's up?
- 0:17Speaker 2: What's poppin'? Something around me, they're watchin'. What's up?
- 0:22Speaker 3: You're good. You're good.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Bienvenido a noticias del sotano.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Bitch.
- 0:31Speaker 1: And also... Welcome to this week's episode of Wine and Audacity,
- 0:38Speaker 1: the podcast.
- 0:39Speaker 3: El podcast.
- 0:41Speaker 1: El podcast. El podcast.
- 0:44Speaker 2: El podcast.
- 0:48Speaker 1: El podcast. El podcast. El podcast.
- 0:51Speaker 3: El podcast. El podcast.
- 0:52Speaker 1: El podcast. El podcast. El podcast.
- 0:54Speaker 2: El podcast.
- 0:55Speaker 1: El podcast.
- 0:55Speaker 2: El podcast.
- 0:58Speaker 3: El podcast. El podcast.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Yeah, Telemundo, but I'm saying, but Telemundo kind of hit, like,
- 1:05Speaker 2: still hit harder. Fix it, Jesus.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Lord.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Shit, nah, nigga, I'm chilling, though. I ain't told you.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Good, good.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Glad to hear it.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I'm here.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this nigga off energy drinks. They
- 1:16Speaker 1: got patches for that? Like cigarettes?
- 1:18Speaker 3: I don't know. He can have one of them nicotine
- 1:21Speaker 3: gums I got upstairs. That might help.
- 1:23Speaker 2: I'm not chewing that fucking meth though.
- 1:31Speaker 1: We trying to get A.A. Rowan off energy drinks.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Give him a caffeine patch or some caffeine gum.
- 1:39Speaker 2: I do dabble in the Celsius. I like Celsius. It's natural.
- 1:43Speaker 4: Natural shit's Um, also, I like to, I found this
- 1:46Speaker 4: little caramel apple sparkling water done from, um, from the Safeway.
- 1:49Speaker 3: They got caffeine in it? Caramel apple sparkling water.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Son.
- 1:54Speaker 1: That sound, caramel apple flavored water. I don't know, bro.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Listen, I was, I was skeptical at first. That sounds poor.
- 2:01Speaker 2: This thing said it sound poor.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Okay.
- 2:03Speaker 2: All right, Nene.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Woo chow.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Woo chow. The ghetto. The ghetto. Woo chow.
- 2:12Speaker 2: That's fine.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I'll wipe the refrigerator. Put your shoes on, honey.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Let's go find you a home.
- 2:18Speaker 2: It's all happening.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Woo chow. The ghetto.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Oh, ghetto.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I got to check something real quick.
- 2:26Speaker 3: I feel it in my spirit.
- 2:28Speaker 1: I'm trying to do something. I'm trying to do better
- 2:29Speaker 1: than being on my phone while the episode going. So
- 2:32Speaker 1: today's date when y'all see this is November 4th. Happy November.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Turkey season. Turkey day is rapidly approaching. You do your
- 2:41Speaker 1: grocery shopping yet?
- 2:44Speaker 3: Apparently, I think I might end up cooking dinner.
- 2:46Speaker 1: You better start.
- 2:48Speaker 2: We got a turkey.
- 2:49Speaker 3: I can set up.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Here's the fuck shit. We don't even like.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Turkey no more. You sitting there licking your chops. You
- 2:57Speaker 3: already know. Wait, dry lips. It ain't going to be
- 3:01Speaker 3: nothing major. You know, just some fried chicken, potato salad,
- 3:03Speaker 3: macaroni and cheese, collard greens, a few pieces of ham,
- 3:07Speaker 3: a little peach cobbler.
- 3:08Speaker 2: You know what's crazy? We don't do turkey no more.
- 3:13Speaker 3: Last time I had dinner, I think I did turkey wings.
- 3:17Speaker 2: I didn't do a whole turkey.
- 3:19Speaker 4: No, but what I'm saying is because Keita don't want
- 3:21Speaker 4: to do that. She prefers turkey breast.
- 3:23Speaker 3: That's what my aunt Betty said, too. She said because
- 3:25Speaker 3: they be wasting the turkey, so she started doing turkey breast, too.
- 3:29Speaker 3: For Thanksgiving and Christmas, she'll do.
- 3:31Speaker 2: A turkey breast. She don't like turkey wings, turkey legs,
- 3:33Speaker 2: none of that shit.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I love turkey wings.
- 3:34Speaker 2: She'll eat the turkey breast.
- 3:35Speaker 1: I want to make them again, but I got to
- 3:37Speaker 1: cook them longer because they was a little tough last time.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Yep. It's the first time I make them. Low and slow.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I mean. It was only two fucking hours. Well, last time.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Nah, nigga, it's got to be longer than that.
- 3:45Speaker 3: It's got to be longer than that.
- 3:46Speaker 2: You got to let them cook longer and slow. Them
- 3:48Speaker 2: ones Keita made for y'all was like.
- 3:49Speaker 3: An all day thing.
- 3:50Speaker 2: The skin is so tough.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:51Speaker 3: So I found a trick. to getting them tender faster,
- 3:55Speaker 3: I put them in my Instapot and then make my gravy,
- 3:59Speaker 3: pour my gravy and onion and peppers over top of
- 4:01Speaker 3: them and stick them in the oven and let them
- 4:03Speaker 3: cook in the gravy for.
- 4:04Speaker 1: A little while, about 30 minutes.
- 4:05Speaker 2: That's how you got them.
- 4:07Speaker 3: But I tell you, I had to take the spoon
- 4:09Speaker 3: and get them off the Instapot because they was falling apart.
- 4:11Speaker 3: They were so tender. Tender.
- 4:12Speaker 1: The pressure cooker scared me. The way I'm clumsy. I
- 4:15Speaker 1: love that Instapot.
- 4:15Speaker 3: That's my favorite thing.
- 4:16Speaker 1: It's a blow in my whole damn kitchen. My kitchen's
- 4:18Speaker 1: got a lot of my complex. I can't do that.
- 4:21Speaker 3: I love my Instapot.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Instapot scared me.
- 4:23Speaker 3: I did some turkey wings in there. I did some
- 4:25Speaker 3: ribs in there one day. I did the same thing.
- 4:27Speaker 3: Let them cook down. And then I cut my onions
- 4:31Speaker 3: and seeds and stuff, put them in a pan, put
- 4:33Speaker 3: barbecue sauce over them and put them in an oven.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Can you put turkey wings in a crock pot like
- 4:37Speaker 1: on top of like potatoes? Yeah. Okay. The issue was
- 4:42Speaker 1: because when I made the turkey wings last time. it
- 4:45Speaker 1: was too many of them to put in a crock
- 4:46Speaker 1: pot because my plan was to put them in a
- 4:47Speaker 1: crock pot and let them cook all day but I
- 4:49Speaker 1: was like, well shit, I got to actually put this
- 4:50Speaker 1: shit in a casserole dish and put it in the oven. So,
- 4:53Speaker 1: but next time, maybe I'll do turkey wings but I'll
- 4:55Speaker 1: put them in for like maybe six hours and season
- 4:58Speaker 1: them the night before and then put them in for
- 4:59Speaker 1: six hours in the crock pot and let them cook
- 5:01Speaker 1: all day.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do. Yeah. Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 2: You don't know.
- 5:04Speaker 3: When your folks go through that skin real easy and
- 5:06Speaker 3: then put them under the broiler and brown them. Oh.
- 5:10Speaker 3: To get your crispy skin. Oh.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 3: The key to do that?
- 5:16Speaker 4: Nah, she didn't put them in the burner, but she
- 5:17Speaker 4: did leave them in the oven. Leave them in the oven,
- 5:20Speaker 4: top on aluminum foil, take it off, and let that
- 5:24Speaker 4: shit cook the rest of the way.
- 5:25Speaker 3: Fantastic.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Fabulous.
- 5:27Speaker 1: That's the only thing about cooking, because y'all know I
- 5:29Speaker 1: be meal prepping and stuff, but on weekends, I be like, why?
- 5:33Speaker 3: And I inject mine with Cajun butter. That Tony Chachere's
- 5:37Speaker 3: Cajun butter. Even though I said next time I'm going
- 5:39Speaker 3: to make my own, but.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Have you made.
- 5:42Speaker 3: Compound butter before?
- 5:43Speaker 1: We know you make special butter.
- 5:45Speaker 2: No, no, I'm kidding.
- 5:48Speaker 3: My butter make you feel good. His make you feel good.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Mine is for flavor. His gonna have you floating.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Have you floating and fucking.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Well, I forgot. I circle back to my point. So
- 6:02Speaker 1: today we're recording this. It's October 10th. Y'all have seen
- 6:04Speaker 1: this almost an entire month later. Happy birthday, Diego. Happy birthday.
- 6:09Speaker 3: That's why I went out day ones. Happy birthday, cousin.
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- 6:19Speaker 1: I was on campus yesterday and they didn't have a
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- 6:24Speaker 3: Maybe I need some background people. We can play a comedian.
- 6:30Speaker 3: We can play.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Some people on a podcast. A waiter.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Hey, I'm with it. You need some background noise. She'll
- 6:40Speaker 3: be singing in the background. Singing in the background.
- 6:43Speaker 1: That's the episode title.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Singing in the background. You got to get your groove on. Tina!
- 6:52Speaker 3: What's up?
- 6:54Speaker 1: Tina!
- 6:56Speaker 3: Yeah!
- 6:58Speaker 2: She put that on there. Put the song on. I
- 7:00Speaker 2: heard you phony Braxton. She called me the fake girl.
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- 7:27Speaker 3: made friends with because y'all got a new family.
- 7:31Speaker 4: Hell no not on social media but in two messages
- 7:35Speaker 4: though I.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Can show you I punch you in the face no
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- 7:39Speaker 1: So for those of y'all that don't know that watch
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- 10:38Speaker 2: I be doing Hold on Hold on buddy Hold on
- 10:42Speaker 2: one second pal Wait a minute bucko Oh You.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Fucking lying Somebody's feeling Theirself today Huh pal Hold on
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- 11:14Speaker 3: Alright, y'all ready for question of the week? Of course. Alright,
- 11:17Speaker 3: let's do it. Time for question of the week.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Bump, bump, bump, bump.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Bump. Bump, bump.
- 11:29Speaker 1: And also.
- 11:35Speaker 3: More fire. Who is it?
- 11:39Speaker 1: My damn ass almost cut the record off. Oh, shit.
- 11:41Speaker 1: I had to catch myself. Our sound issues are done,
- 11:46Speaker 1: because I formatted the memory, because I think we good.
- 11:48Speaker 2: We've been fucked.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Again, with me first time this season. Shit. I'm trying
- 11:52Speaker 1: to do better.
- 11:53Speaker 3: I'm trying to do better.
- 11:55Speaker 1: All right. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Okay. Damn. Okay. Sorry.
- 11:59Speaker 1: I'll watch that later. Time for question of the week.
- 12:04Speaker 1: Welcome to the question of the week segment of the show.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Some girl was going on.
- 12:08Speaker 3: And on the question of the week segment of the show.
- 12:10Speaker 1: I scour the interwebs, read my TikTok FYP, because where
- 12:12Speaker 1: the hell else would I look? I find videos, laugh,
- 12:16Speaker 1: or look at them very judgingly, and then save them
- 12:18Speaker 1: in our second text thread to pull up on the
- 12:20Speaker 1: show to read for y'all.
- 12:21Speaker 3: Like the head?
- 12:22Speaker 2: Here you go.
- 12:25Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 12:29Speaker 1: to someone when they had you fucked up. Not, I
- 12:33Speaker 1: cussed them out. What's something diabolical you've done?
- 12:38Speaker 3: I'm ready.
- 12:39Speaker 1: All right.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Let's get it, dude. It's my kind of car, you know.
- 12:43Speaker 3: All right.
- 12:45Speaker 2: All right, let's do it.
- 12:47Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 12:50Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. My ex kept telling
- 12:53Speaker 1: me how I was a horrible person. I told him
- 12:56Speaker 1: I was fine being the villain in his story because
- 12:57Speaker 1: he's the clown in mine. I like that one.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Not you doing Afro Circus. Nigga, what you drink? What's that? No, no,
- 13:11Speaker 2: that's just a little lemonade.
- 13:13Speaker 3: Infused lemonade?
- 13:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little lemonade.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- 13:27Speaker 1: I can't drink behind that, nigga. I'll be here under
- 13:28Speaker 1: the table. All y'all see is feet. If I fall asleep,
- 13:31Speaker 1: it's his fault.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of here. Rating.
- 13:34Speaker 2: No, I ain't like that.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Oh, this next one's better. This next one's better.
- 13:38Speaker 2: You could've been more creative with that.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Okay, shit.
- 13:41Speaker 2: I like it.
- 13:42Speaker 1: But fuck me. Okay, next one.
- 13:45Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 13:46Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 13:48Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 13:52Speaker 1: So, I carefully unpackaged my high school bully's tampons from
- 13:55Speaker 1: her gym bag and put a thin layer of Icy
- 13:57Speaker 1: Hot on the apricot to use nail glue to reseal
- 14:00Speaker 1: the package. I still tear up with happiness remembering those
- 14:03Speaker 1: true screams a week later. goes on cool then goes
- 14:19Speaker 1: hot to numb the pain that shit burn yo that
- 14:22Speaker 1: bitch was burning on fire yo she.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Thought she had a fucking uti yo what the fuck
- 14:28Speaker 3: that yeah yeah that is burning up burning up on fire.
- 14:40Speaker 2: That's what that bitch get, boy.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Look here. Got you burning.
- 14:43Speaker 3: That's my kind of carry, you know. I like it.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Crazy ass bitch, boy. Look here.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Ma'am, whoever you are, if you can't reach out to
- 14:51Speaker 3: us in the inbox, I'd like to buy you a drink.
- 14:56Speaker 1: AskWonderPot at gmail.com. If y'all want to send us stuff,
- 14:59Speaker 1: askWonderPot at gmail.com. Or you can inbox us on any
- 15:01Speaker 1: of our socials. We'll see it at some point. Oh, yeah,
- 15:03Speaker 1: we will.
- 15:05Speaker 4: Yo, we see every fucking thing that y'all say, yo.
- 15:08Speaker 4: Y'all niggas still mad.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Oh, you see? Because you don't be responding enough.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Next one. I don't need it.
- 15:14Speaker 2: I got to turn notifications on.
- 15:16Speaker 3: Uh-oh. No, but we see anything, nigga. Oh, hey, special guest. Hey, though. Nah, yo,
- 15:21Speaker 3: fuck you. This nigga, you.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Change out your clothes and face? Just like a little
- 15:26Speaker 2: nigga in elementary school getting home from school.
- 15:28Speaker 1: We got a special guest for y'all. Somebody that came
- 15:31Speaker 1: home from college.
- 15:32Speaker 3: My baby. Hey, Trey. Hey, y'all. What's up?
- 15:35Speaker 2: Out here, it's my arm-pissing assholes. Wait a minute.
- 15:38Speaker 1: He was.
- 15:40Speaker 3: Fuck off.
- 15:41Speaker 1: He was.
- 15:41Speaker 3: Who? Yo, give me a hug.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Yo, wait a minute.
- 15:44Speaker 3: That's a 19-year-old finger.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Run, Trey.
- 15:46Speaker 3: No, no. Give me a hug, yo, because that right there.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Run.
- 15:49Speaker 3: Don't do it, Trey. It's a trap.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Nah, man.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Go Wombats. Go Wombats.
- 15:55Speaker 3: Not too much on my cake.
- 15:56Speaker 2: No, that was good, though. I promise. I promise.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Welcome home, Trey. All right, back to question of the week.
- 15:59Speaker 2: I'm talking to Snorlaxes, bro. What's up?
- 16:02Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 16:05Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. My ex-best friend told
- 16:09Speaker 1: me I look better without my glasses on. So I said, OMG,
- 16:11Speaker 1: you look better without me having them on too. She
- 16:14Speaker 1: never made a comment like that to me again.
- 16:17Speaker 2: That's some best friend shit. Why is she your ex-best
- 16:23Speaker 2: friend though?
- 16:24Speaker 1: Probably for saying shady shit like that.
- 16:25Speaker 3: That was an insult. Nigga, that's how you.
- 16:27Speaker 1: We don't say it worse to each other.
- 16:30Speaker 3: I can do that.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I mean, it's the difference between a joke and a
- 16:33Speaker 1: fucking insult. You ain't never said a shit to actually
- 16:35Speaker 1: insult my ass. If y'all hear the stuff, I'll be
- 16:37Speaker 1: calling Daquan when we on PlayStation, bro.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Actually, nigga, that... No, PlayStation talk don't count. I call
- 16:41Speaker 3: Daquan stuff, too.
- 16:42Speaker 1: I've called him.
- 16:50Speaker 2: You supposed to, y'all friends Exactly But that's what I'm saying.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Are you bringing him to homecoming and shit?
- 16:57Speaker 3: I don't know how he gonna get down there Don't you, Nebo?
- 16:59Speaker 3: I don't know how he gonna get down there Next
- 17:02Speaker 3: one He gonna worry my damn nerves Oh, shit Talk
- 17:05Speaker 3: about some T.T. Sean T.T. Sean in my ass Who
- 17:08Speaker 3: the fuck is T.T. Sean?
- 17:09Speaker 1: Next one Shut up, y'all Shit, next one I'm bored
- 17:13Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you done or say
- 17:16Speaker 1: When someone had you fucked up I opened every fucking
- 17:20Speaker 1: jar and bottle in their pantry and fridge and took
- 17:22Speaker 1: the lids with me. All because they said I wouldn't
- 17:24Speaker 1: feel anything if you left me.
- 17:27Speaker 3: You're going to feel all this food going bad, bitch.
- 17:30Speaker 3: You better put some aluminum foil on it. That's some
- 17:33Speaker 3: petty shit I would do. Do you know how petty
- 17:36Speaker 3: you ought to be? It'd be pretty shit I would do.
- 17:38Speaker 3: They took the can opener, too. They opened up all
- 17:41Speaker 3: the cans and left them. Ooh.
- 17:44Speaker 1: And if they was gone for a couple days, they'd
- 17:45Speaker 1: put in the brushes and ants and stuff.
- 17:49Speaker 3: Take the cap off the toothpaste and off all the
- 17:52Speaker 3: products in the bag front. See, we getting distracted. Next one.
- 17:56Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 17:59Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. The receptionist accused me
- 18:03Speaker 1: of sleeping with her husband as his supervisor in front
- 18:06Speaker 1: of his coworkers, my staff. I got her transferred to
- 18:09Speaker 1: a new position, different building, under her affair partner that
- 18:12Speaker 1: I knew of, paid someone to film the rendezvous at
- 18:14Speaker 1: the office gym, ruined her marriage, and she lost her job.
- 18:17Speaker 5: Damn.
- 18:19Speaker 3: That's what you get. And now I should go back
- 18:21Speaker 3: and hunt your husband. Damn, bitch. I'm going to accuse
- 18:24Speaker 3: me of hunting your husband. I don't want your husband.
- 18:26Speaker 3: You don't want your husband. What the fuck make you
- 18:28Speaker 3: think I want him? Shit. I ain't going.
- 18:32Speaker 2: To hold you.
- 18:34Speaker 3: Not you don't want your husband, bitch. What I want
- 18:37Speaker 3: him for?
- 18:38Speaker 2: I ain't going to hold you. My cousin cut all
- 18:40Speaker 2: the left sleeves off her baby before I was shorted.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Then poured bleach in his guppy tank.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Why are you guppies?
- 18:46Speaker 2: Why are you guppies?
- 18:48Speaker 3: Why are you guppies? Why are you guppies? Why are
- 18:49Speaker 3: you guppies? Why are you guppies?
- 18:51Speaker 2: Nigga. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck
- 18:53Speaker 2: she did. I don't know what the fuck you did
- 18:55Speaker 2: to her.
- 18:55Speaker 3: What the fuck? Not kill me.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Not fishicide.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Lord, not the bubble guppies. What the fuck? The bubble guppies.
- 19:08Speaker 1: My lord. I'm bored. Tell me the most unhinged thing
- 19:11Speaker 1: you've done or said when someone had you fucked up.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I made fun of my stepdad's seizures when I was
- 19:17Speaker 1: 19 and he ain't talked to me till I was 31.
- 19:19Speaker 1: My only regret is I called my not grandma.
- 19:24Speaker 3: You're an asshole. You're an asshole.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Nah, I mean.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Nah, forget asshole. He's a fucking dickhead. But what'd he do?
- 19:31Speaker 3: What'd the stuff farmer do, yo?
- 19:32Speaker 1: Probably breathe too fast.
- 19:37Speaker 3: I do.
- 19:39Speaker 1: She's smelling you.
- 19:40Speaker 3: No, you're getting in the legs. Cussing.
- 19:43Speaker 2: I'm going to show his.
- 19:44Speaker 3: He's 19. Next one. I'm bored.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you done or said
- 19:52Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Sound like you bald head bitch.
- 19:58Speaker 3: I had an ex-sate.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Let him use you. Y'all fucking distracted me. I had
- 20:06Speaker 1: an ex say he met someone while in a relationship
- 20:08Speaker 1: with me. Later on, he tried to come back and
- 20:11Speaker 1: I took a picture of my new man and me
- 20:13Speaker 1: and my engagement ring showing and sent it to him.
- 20:16Speaker 1: He was mad. Get over it.
- 20:19Speaker 2: What the fuck you mad for?
- 20:20Speaker 3: It's your fault. What you mad for? You said you
- 20:23Speaker 3: met somebody when you was with me just because your
- 20:25Speaker 3: situation didn't work out. Don't mean mine ain't going to
- 20:27Speaker 3: work out. And then he liked it so he should
- 20:29Speaker 3: have put a ring on it. And he put a
- 20:30Speaker 3: ring on it, bitch. If you like it, then you
- 20:32Speaker 3: should have put a ring on it. Shut your ass up.
- 20:35Speaker 3: That's a good song.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Welcome home, Trey. Rating.
- 20:39Speaker 2: What the fuck you mad for? Pussy nigga, this what
- 20:41Speaker 2: you wanted?
- 20:41Speaker 3: Little pussy ass nigga. Bitch.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Crying ass bitch.
- 20:46Speaker 3: Next one.
- 20:47Speaker 2: I'm bored. Man, listen to R & B music, crying
- 20:49Speaker 2: and shit.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Man, fuck that bitch. And I wish I never met her.
- 20:54Speaker 2: How you gonna up and leave me now?
- 20:57Speaker 3: Phrase them right. Next one. See, next one. Fuck with you, yo. Lord.
- 21:09Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Tell me the most... I'm moving past all that shit.
- 21:12Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 21:15Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. I went to an
- 21:18Speaker 1: Aspen dental. The guy was a nerk. What the fuck?
- 21:22Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 21:22Speaker 1: They meant narc the whole time. And tried comparing dental
- 21:26Speaker 1: procedures to make some models of cars and dropped his
- 21:29Speaker 1: own vehicle in the mix. And then when I still
- 21:31Speaker 1: didn't want to upsell a dental work, he started bashing
- 21:34Speaker 1: me and my dental issues and said, you're not taking
- 21:36Speaker 1: care of your teeth. You're saying health issues, but you're
- 21:39Speaker 1: still at an Aspen dental and need a root canal.
- 21:41Speaker 1: I didn't even think. I just burned it out. Sir,
- 21:43Speaker 1: you drive an old busted Nissan Sentra and we're both
- 21:45Speaker 1: at an Aspen Dental. He was visibly upset, snapped his
- 21:48Speaker 1: gloves off, and walked out not saying a word. The
- 21:50Speaker 1: assistant in the room just went, wow, that was brutal.
- 21:53Speaker 3: You don't talk shit to me and you drive a Sentra.
- 21:57Speaker 3: You ain't upselling to nobody, bitch, because you're driving a Sentra.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Talk about my TV.
- 22:02Speaker 3: I got to talk about the.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Type of car you got. Nah, yo, fuck that. Why
- 22:07Speaker 2: you messing with somebody that's about being your mouth? Mm-mm.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Then they gonna slip that Novocaine and then, you know,
- 22:13Speaker 2: pull that shit.
- 22:13Speaker 1: It could go so many ways.
- 22:15Speaker 3: You feel me? Not the dentist hit a nerve with
- 22:17Speaker 3: the Novocaine. Oh. And then Juanita gave me an avocado mask.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Don't worry. You'll feel it when you're supposed to. Yo.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Now your motherfucking left eye low, because they done numbed
- 22:33Speaker 3: the nerve up in here somewhere. The top, that top eyelid.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Now you got, now you on the ground with a
- 22:41Speaker 3: swollen mouth and a Forrest Whitaker eye. No Forrest Whitaker.
- 22:47Speaker 6: Basically look like she had a stroke. Next one.
- 22:58Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 22:58Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 23:00Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. My oldest child's father
- 23:05Speaker 1: told me one day that all my friends wanted him,
- 23:07Speaker 1: so I told him they can have that little headache.
- 23:09Speaker 1: He didn't talk to me for a month.
- 23:12Speaker 3: That sounds familiar. What you mean by little headache? Exactly
- 23:17Speaker 3: what I said, bitch. They got to do with the finger.
- 23:20Speaker 3: They going to bring my guts. If you don't want
- 23:22Speaker 3: them fit rights, don't get the fuck out of here.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Go on now. Go on and get it. Shoot. Don't
- 23:29Speaker 3: nobody want you.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Not you saying that, nigga. Only Rock likes the house.
- 23:35Speaker 1: They got extra smalls?
- 23:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:38Speaker 1: I'll ask you later.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Oh, wow. He looks like a tournament. Oversized tournament. With
- 23:44Speaker 3: the stroke flip. That's a question, please.
- 23:53Speaker 2: I don't know how you got here, bro.
- 23:56Speaker 1: Lord Jesus is so far.
- 23:57Speaker 3: Next one. I'm bored.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 24:02Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. I saw a kid
- 24:06Speaker 1: tell another, you must have been bored on the side
- 24:08Speaker 1: of the road because that's where a lot of accidents happen.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Ten out of ten, I recommend. That was fire.
- 24:19Speaker 3: That was fire. I remember. No, I remember this one time.
- 24:23Speaker 3: I'm taking notes. That was fire. Bars, nigga. I like it. Hey. Hi.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Hello.
- 24:32Speaker 3: So. Off topic. Off subject.
- 24:38Speaker 1: We'll come back to the question of the week.
- 24:38Speaker 3: Has anybody seen the previews for Street Fighter? Yeah.
- 24:43Speaker 1: The movie?
- 24:44Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a movie.
- 24:46Speaker 3: I just seen it yesterday. There's a movie.
- 24:48Speaker 2: I thought it was fake.
- 24:50Speaker 3: I thought it was AI because of the way Curtis
- 24:52Speaker 3: looked in said movie.
- 24:55Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 24:56Speaker 3: He plays somebody. Yeah, Balrog. I don't know, but they did.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Curtis who?
- 25:02Speaker 2: 50.
- 25:03Speaker 3: Yeah. He's playing. He's a street fighter.
- 25:06Speaker 2: This street fighter movie is an all-star cast like the
- 25:08Speaker 2: last one.
- 25:10Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
- 25:11Speaker 1: All right, back to question of the week.
- 25:14Speaker 3: And we're back.
- 25:15Speaker 1: And we're back.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:17Speaker 1: That was disgusting.
- 25:18Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 25:20Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. Oh, I single-handedly destroyed
- 25:25Speaker 1: my ex's mechanic shop by telling half of his customers
- 25:29Speaker 1: that he was addicted to pain pills and he was
- 25:31Speaker 1: overcharging them. Then I proceeded to go to the house
- 25:34Speaker 1: and dump all of his pills in the toilet and
- 25:36Speaker 1: videotaped it for him. After that, I took every stitch
- 25:39Speaker 1: of toilet paper out of the house and changed the
- 25:41Speaker 1: combination to his safe to our anniversaries. And when he
- 25:44Speaker 1: asked what date it was, I said our anniversary date.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Damn. Damn.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Damn.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Fuck him.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Bitch ass nigga.
- 25:58Speaker 3: What he said. Well. Next one.
- 26:08Speaker 2: I'm bored.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 26:11Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. I told my ex-husband,
- 26:14Speaker 1: no wonder your dad didn't want you. I'd be embarrassed
- 26:17Speaker 1: to claim you too. This was after 12 years of
- 26:20Speaker 1: physical and emotional abuse at his hands. It was what
- 26:23Speaker 1: hurt him. It was what would hurt him the most.
- 26:29Speaker 3: That's something I wouldn't say.
- 26:31Speaker 1: Next one.
- 26:32Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 26:35Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. My best friend did
- 26:39Speaker 1: me so dirty. So, I started sleeping with her wealthy
- 26:41Speaker 1: situationship that had been constantly trying to get at me.
- 26:44Speaker 1: He started paying my bills and stopped paying hers. He
- 26:46Speaker 1: bought me a car. She ended up getting evicted because
- 26:49Speaker 1: he stopped paying her rent. Sucks to suck.
- 26:52Speaker 3: Well, be like that. Oh, well.
- 26:56Speaker 2: At least she's taken care of now.
- 27:05Speaker 3: Come here, bitch. See, I knew Irma was going to
- 27:08Speaker 3: give me some of the air.
- 27:09Speaker 2: Karma is a bitch. You ain't getting none of this.
- 27:17Speaker 3: Bitch ass nigga. Go cry about it.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Your mama don't love you.
- 27:25Speaker 1: Boom, boom, boom, boom.
- 27:28Speaker 2: And even if you don't love me.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Spooky season.
- 27:42Speaker 2: Your mind's a bitch.
- 27:44Speaker 3: Wow. Next one. I'm bored.
- 27:47Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 27:49Speaker 1: with someone had you fucked up. I put potatoes in
- 27:53Speaker 1: an open can of tuna in a teacher's air vents
- 27:54Speaker 1: during winter break that got extended due to weather. You
- 27:57Speaker 1: don't want me to have access to your room after school?
- 27:59Speaker 1: Don't give me detention for having to use the bathroom
- 28:01Speaker 1: twice in your class because I was bleeding through a
- 28:03Speaker 1: tampon and a pad.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Baby, you got to go to the doc. Duh-duh.
- 28:09Speaker 1: That sounds like a happy fire.
- 28:10Speaker 3: You got fire, boy.
- 28:11Speaker 2: I like what you did there.
- 28:13Speaker 1: You are in the beach.
- 28:14Speaker 3: Yossi is something going through a tampon and a pad, baby.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Nah, I mean, it's... I also see somebody about that.
- 28:21Speaker 3: I've been through it.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it's somebody.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, no, but it's fucked up that they
- 28:27Speaker 4: didn't understand. They didn't understand the situation that she was
- 28:29Speaker 4: going through.
- 28:29Speaker 3: I can't stand when teachers do that when they tell...
- 28:30Speaker 3: Especially when they come to... You know, especially when they
- 28:33Speaker 3: do that to, you know, girls and stuff because... Again,
- 28:37Speaker 3: we might not want to announce to the fucking class
- 28:39Speaker 3: that our cycle is on, bitch. If I say I
- 28:41Speaker 3: got to go to the bathroom, let me go to
- 28:42Speaker 3: the damn bathroom. Y'all don't realize y'all can get sued
- 28:45Speaker 3: for stuff like that? Of course. Well, even if I...
- 28:49Speaker 3: People who hold Nick, you can get blatted. In fact,
- 28:51Speaker 3: do you expect all these students to be able to
- 28:52Speaker 3: go to the bathroom in them five minutes between class?
- 28:55Speaker 3: They don't work like that.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Yo, I used to hate that shit. You got five
- 29:00Speaker 2: minutes to get to class.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Well, bitch, one class is on this side of the
- 29:03Speaker 3: building and the other class is on this side of
- 29:04Speaker 3: the building. It'd take me five minutes just to walk
- 29:07Speaker 3: over here. Be so for real. How about give us
- 29:11Speaker 3: more than five minutes between classes? That would be nice.
- 29:13Speaker 3: Who made this schedule? Who came up with this shit?
- 29:16Speaker 3: Who hired you? How'd you get your job? Next one.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
- 29:19Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 29:20Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you done said when
- 29:22Speaker 1: someone had you fucked up. When my manipulative manager at
- 29:26Speaker 1: a former job refused to honor my two weeks notice,
- 29:28Speaker 1: I faxed his bosses at corporate the entire list of
- 29:30Speaker 1: his bad behavior, much of it illegal or unethical. that
- 29:34Speaker 1: I had been compiling for three years.
- 29:35Speaker 3: I don't like it.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Yo, like it?
- 29:41Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest.
- 29:44Speaker 2: You don't like it? Yeah, I don't like that shit either.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I don't like assholes.
- 29:48Speaker 3: What?
- 29:49Speaker 2: No, what she's saying, she's talking about Donald Trump.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Why are you looking at assholes?
- 29:56Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Jesus, fix it, Brandon.
- 30:00Speaker 2: Y'all here looking at Rosebuds, my nigga.
- 30:02Speaker 3: That's not my ministry.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Nah, but.
- 30:08Speaker 3: Nah, but real talk.
- 30:09Speaker 2: Like, real talk.
- 30:11Speaker 4: I can i mean i like it's like i understand
- 30:14Speaker 4: and i mean i understand like you you compiling information
- 30:17Speaker 4: and you building up evidence and shit but if your
- 30:20Speaker 4: plan was already to leave like you leave and they
- 30:22Speaker 4: weren't they weren't going to honor that two weeks so
- 30:24Speaker 4: you could have just left it at them they wasn't
- 30:25Speaker 4: going to two weeks and roll the fuck out because
- 30:29Speaker 4: no what i'm saying i understand that is i understand
- 30:31Speaker 4: that is illegal and it's unethical however yo you've been
- 30:34Speaker 4: sitting on illegal information for three years.
- 30:39Speaker 2: That makes you an accomplice, dumbass.
- 30:41Speaker 3: It doesn't.
- 30:42Speaker 1: They don't have to know that she knew about it
- 30:44Speaker 1: for three years. It could have been, oh, I just
- 30:46Speaker 1: found this out from somebody.
- 30:47Speaker 3: I mean.
- 30:49Speaker 1: But also, they do that because if you put your
- 30:51Speaker 1: two weeks notice in and you're leaving... And if they
- 30:53Speaker 1: don't honor it and they fire you, it's about, like,
- 30:57Speaker 1: I think at least here in Maryland, you can't claim unemployment,
- 30:59Speaker 1: I think, if you've been fired.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 31:01Speaker 3: No, you can't claim unemployment if you quit, I think. Oh.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 31:05Speaker 4: No, as long as you were fired, I mean, if
- 31:08Speaker 4: you were, like, laid off, you cool. If you were
- 31:10Speaker 4: fired and it was, like, it was beyond your, like,
- 31:13Speaker 4: if you was laid off, like, beyond, like, anything beyond
- 31:15Speaker 4: your control, you cool, you cool.
- 31:17Speaker 3: But if they got, if you quit, you just quit. No, bitch,
- 31:22Speaker 3: I didn't quit. You fucking fired me. Mm-hmm. Yeah, if
- 31:25Speaker 3: you quit a job, you chose to do that. Yeah.
- 31:28Speaker 1: Well, knock on wood, God forbid that I never had
- 31:30Speaker 1: to experience that to know.
- 31:31Speaker 3: So, none of us.
- 31:32Speaker 1: None of y'all two.
- 31:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 4: You know, you got to be careful because, like, be
- 31:37Speaker 4: careful with, like, latenesses and all that because your old
- 31:39Speaker 4: niggas be old. Your employer may be stockpiling, like, write-ups
- 31:46Speaker 4: and shit that they never gave you.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:48Speaker 2: Constant um you know uh what's the um what's the shit.
- 31:50Speaker 1: But they have to present them to you yeah we
- 31:52Speaker 1: we just gotta come out so jump cut.
- 31:57Speaker 4: I got a real good question yeah yo do you
- 32:00Speaker 4: think um do you think lesbian's ever um be looking
- 32:02Speaker 4: at the um be looking at the women with fat
- 32:04Speaker 4: ass fingers and be like damn she packing.
- 32:08Speaker 1: I think it's time to go back to the question
- 32:09Speaker 1: of the week.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Laughing laughing.
- 32:17Speaker 3: I'm bored.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 32:19Speaker 1: when someone had you fucked up. I found out my
- 32:23Speaker 1: man was cheating. He had a rental car because his
- 32:25Speaker 1: was in the shop. When he went to bed that night,
- 32:27Speaker 1: I took the key to the rental and left it
- 32:28Speaker 1: by my tire. My boyfriend came to my house and
- 32:32Speaker 1: took his rental car a few blocks over and smashed
- 32:34Speaker 1: out all the windows and poured paint on the seats.
- 32:36Speaker 1: She brought it back to my house and then I
- 32:39Speaker 1: went out and got the keys and put them back.
- 32:41Speaker 1: He was so cheap, he hadn't taken out the insurance. Bonus,
- 32:44Speaker 1: he left his wallet in the car, so she took
- 32:46Speaker 1: the $ 200 that he had. He ended up getting sued
- 32:49Speaker 1: by the rental company. I broke up with him and
- 32:51Speaker 1: kicked him out. To this day, he doesn't know how
- 32:58Speaker 1: I ever found out about the cheating. It was so
- 33:00Speaker 1: rewarding watching his life tank all at once.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Walk around and find out?
- 33:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a fair thought. Y'all niggas violent.
- 33:15Speaker 3: Next one. Let's do a couple more. I'm bored.
- 33:18Speaker 1: Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done or said
- 33:20Speaker 1: with someone that you fucked up. A guy lied to
- 33:23Speaker 1: me and played with my feelings while he was actually
- 33:25Speaker 1: dating my co-worker and friend from high school. I reported
- 33:28Speaker 1: him for welfare fraud and told his manager that he
- 33:30Speaker 1: charges customers for new parts and then throws them away.
- 33:33Speaker 1: All things he bragged to me about.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Well, you don't never fuck over somebody who got the
- 33:39Speaker 3: potential to ruin your life. Hey, that's just like messing
- 33:43Speaker 3: with people who deal with your food. It's not a
- 33:48Speaker 3: good idea.
- 33:53Speaker 2: The car got fucked up. You're too bad saying get
- 33:56Speaker 2: no motherfucking insurance.
- 33:57Speaker 1: This is the last one, y'all. I'm bored. Tell me
- 34:05Speaker 1: the most unhinged thing you've said or done with someone
- 34:07Speaker 1: that had you fucked up. I moved back to my
- 34:11Speaker 1: hometown when my dad was dying. A man that ran
- 34:14Speaker 1: in our friend group would not stop hitting on me
- 34:15Speaker 1: in a bar one night, so I told him very loudly,
- 34:18Speaker 1: I wish my dad would hurry up and die so
- 34:20Speaker 1: I don't have to deal with your ass anymore.
- 34:22Speaker 3: Damn.
- 34:23Speaker 4: Damn, that shit went from a Hallmark movie to just
- 34:26Speaker 4: like fucked up.
- 34:27Speaker 1: And that's question of the week.
- 34:30Speaker 3: Ouch. Golly.
- 34:33Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
- 34:34Speaker 4: You want your dad to hurry up and die so
- 34:36Speaker 4: you can go the fuck back home.
- 34:40Speaker 1: That's a whole lot of bullshit. That was a whole lot.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Fuck that.
- 34:49Speaker 3: I got a story I want to share with y'all.
- 34:51Speaker 3: Before we get to the Q & A segment of
- 34:55Speaker 3: this hit podcast. I was scrolling on the Book of Faces.
- 35:01Speaker 3: And I came across this story. And I wanted to
- 35:03Speaker 3: get your opinions on it.
- 35:04Speaker 2: See how y'all felt about it.
- 35:05Speaker 3: Because I personally think they was doing the Lord's work.
- 35:08Speaker 2: So we got the tic-tacs. The Instagrams. And the book
- 35:12Speaker 2: of faces.
- 35:14Speaker 1: So you're right.
- 35:15Speaker 2: And what's next? The sky blues?
- 35:17Speaker 3: And the Twitters. The exes. So. Philly gang posing as
- 35:26Speaker 3: pedophile hunters accused of kidnapping and extorting victims to fund
- 35:29Speaker 3: luxury lifestyle. This three comes to y'all out of good
- 35:36Speaker 3: old Philadelphia, PA. Home of such greats as the Patti
- 35:43Speaker 3: LaBelle and the Jill Scott and the Will... I'll smack
- 35:50Speaker 3: that nigga again if I had the chance, Smith. Mm-hmm.
- 35:54Speaker 2: So we just gonna ignore Bill Cosby? We can't talk
- 36:00Speaker 2: about Bill.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Oh, damn. Damn. Still... That's what they said. Damn!
- 36:08Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 36:09Speaker 3: And the story goes, six people have been charged in
- 36:12Speaker 3: connection with an alleged criminal organization that investigators say posed
- 36:16Speaker 3: as vigilante pedophile hunters What the fuck? to kidnap, rob,
- 36:25Speaker 3: and extort victims across the Philadelphia region. Montgomery County prosecutors
- 36:30Speaker 3: identified the group as Always Running Plays, or ARP. Investigators
- 36:37Speaker 3: say members posed as underage girls online to lure men
- 36:40Speaker 3: into meetings before confronting them with firearms, wearing technical gear,
- 36:45Speaker 3: and impersonating police officers. On June 27, 2026, three suspects
- 36:52Speaker 3: allegedly lured a man to Longhorn Steakhouse in Ballackinwood, that's
- 36:58Speaker 3: how you can't start with a K this is some
- 37:02Speaker 3: foolish it's Welsh oh lord Jesus.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Shout out to you if you know that reference Bala
- 37:06Speaker 1: Kenwood it's Welsh the last black person that stayed here
- 37:12Speaker 1: the same cook little Latin boy in drag why are
- 37:16Speaker 1: you crying by pretending to be a 17 year old
- 37:19Speaker 1: girl I'm ripping up all your princess points.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Lord have mercy my name is Noxzema Jackson Jesse's daughter. Oh,
- 37:31Speaker 3: my God. Not the one who blew it. Authorities say
- 37:34Speaker 3: the suspect handcuffed the man, forced him into a vehicle,
- 37:38Speaker 3: and threatened to expose him as a pedophile unless he
- 37:41Speaker 3: paid them. The group allegedly stole more than $ 50, 000 from
- 37:44Speaker 3: their victim. Investigators identified additional victims, including one person allegedly
- 37:49Speaker 3: extorted for more than $ 100, 000 over several years. Police found
- 37:55Speaker 3: no evidence that the targets had sexually assaulted or harmed children,
- 37:58Speaker 3: according to the court records. Prosecutors say the stolen money
- 38:02Speaker 3: funded firearms, luxury vehicles, vacations to Miami and Mexico, yacht rentals, jewelry,
- 38:10Speaker 3: and designer clothing. Those charges include Daquin Owens, 29, of
- 38:14Speaker 3: Philadelphia County, Ajene Owens. 31 of Philadelphia. Nawa Owens. 46
- 38:26Speaker 3: of Philadelphia.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Oh, they keeping it in the family.
- 38:28Speaker 3: Okay. Asir Braun, 23 of Philadelphia. Gregory Johnson, 25 of Philadelphia.
- 38:35Speaker 1: And Kenneth Sowinton Howe. Oh, God.
- 38:50Speaker 3: You got your context in, sis? Yeah, child. I need
- 38:52Speaker 3: to adjust him or something. That damn sure do say Keith.
- 38:54Speaker 3: We all get killed for it. We got to take
- 38:57Speaker 3: them names out, but yeah. 29 of Delaware. That's technical
- 39:02Speaker 3: because it's a public story. Daquan Owens, the alleged ringleader,
- 39:06Speaker 3: was held on $ 2 million cash bail. Five suspects have
- 39:10Speaker 3: been arrested. A sale bond remains wanted. All six face
- 39:17Speaker 3: corrupt organization charges with additional charges varying by defendant. All
- 39:23Speaker 3: defendants are presumed innocent unless proven guilty in court.
- 39:28Speaker 2: So let me get this straight.
- 39:29Speaker 4: So y'all poor up to catch a predator and it
- 39:31Speaker 4: was just robbing niggas.
- 39:33Speaker 1: See.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Y'all didn't think this all the way through.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Here's my thing. Go ahead.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Go ahead. They were posing as underage girls.
- 39:44Speaker 2: So.
- 39:45Speaker 3: Even though, I don't understand how they're saying there's no
- 39:47Speaker 3: proof that they were pedophiles. He was going to meet
- 39:49Speaker 3: up with a 17-year-old girl, this one dude, so... That's
- 39:54Speaker 3: what they claim, though.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Yeah, yo.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Is there proof that they were actually posing as underage girls?
- 40:02Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know. If it wasn't said in the story,
- 40:04Speaker 3: I'm guessing not, but that's what it says.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Because they could have used it as justification, but.
- 40:09Speaker 3: They allegedly lured the man to Longhorn by pretending to
- 40:13Speaker 3: be a 17-year-old girl.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Allegedly.
- 40:16Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 40:18Speaker 2: It's a little sticky.
- 40:21Speaker 3: Check me out.
- 40:22Speaker 1: I kind of feel like.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Damn.
- 40:28Speaker 3: I tried to get smooth.
- 40:28Speaker 1: With my hand. It didn't work. I kind of feel
- 40:33Speaker 1: like if you was.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Bitch.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Um.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Kind of feel like you know if you were trying
- 40:44Speaker 1: to solicit some underage girls for some adult happy fun time.
- 40:49Speaker 3: Then you got what you got that's how i felt
- 40:54Speaker 3: about it because why are you trying to meet up
- 40:56Speaker 3: with a 17 year old i'm sorry i mean you
- 40:59Speaker 3: know that were they right for robbing your ass Yes.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Yes, they were.
- 41:05Speaker 3: No. Hey, you get what you get.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Why are you playing?
- 41:07Speaker 3: I mean... Why are you out there trying to meet
- 41:09Speaker 3: up with a 17-year-old in Longhorn? You thought you was
- 41:11Speaker 3: going to express her with a steak? If that's what
- 41:13Speaker 3: they were... If that's actually the situation... Because to me...
- 41:16Speaker 3: They could have used that as justification.
- 41:19Speaker 1: But I've also heard similar stories where people will lure people. Like,
- 41:24Speaker 1: if I meet you on a dating app and your
- 41:25Speaker 1: account said that you're 35 and we say let's meet
- 41:28Speaker 1: for drinks at this restaurant.
- 41:29Speaker 3: And they set them up to be robbed. They set
- 41:30Speaker 3: people up to be robbed.
- 41:33Speaker 1: It happens a lot, especially, unfortunately, in the gay community
- 41:36Speaker 1: where hookup apps are a thing. People meet to hook
- 41:40Speaker 1: up to have sex. And the person will let's let's
- 41:43Speaker 1: link it, you know, 11 p.m. And, you know, let's
- 41:45Speaker 1: go cruising in this park or let's go to, you know,
- 41:48Speaker 1: your house. I'll meet me in my house. And then
- 41:51Speaker 1: they drive you and take you to the ATM to
- 41:52Speaker 1: pull all the money out. Yeah. I mean, stuff like that.
- 41:55Speaker 1: People get lured into stuff like that as well. So
- 41:58Speaker 1: if it was that case, then then I feel bad
- 42:01Speaker 1: because especially if these then again, if they were on
- 42:04Speaker 1: the love, if they were DL and they started extorting
- 42:07Speaker 1: you and.
- 42:08Speaker 3: At this point, just let them down on their shit.
- 42:10Speaker 3: Because I want to know what they had on the
- 42:12Speaker 3: person that they didn't got $ 100, 000 out. Because they said
- 42:16Speaker 3: that was over several years. So, what the hell did
- 42:19Speaker 3: they have on them that they was extorting them for $ 100, 000?
- 42:22Speaker 1: Because I feel like also, if that person had gone
- 42:27Speaker 1: to the police from jump and you reported to them
- 42:30Speaker 1: that you were being blackmailed for some shit that you
- 42:32Speaker 1: didn't do. Because if you didn't contact an underage girl...
- 42:37Speaker 1: what crime was committed. If you were talking to, I
- 42:40Speaker 1: could see if this was like an actual police setup,
- 42:41Speaker 1: this was some actual legit to catch a protest, I would,
- 42:44Speaker 1: police are talking to you. But if some random person
- 42:47Speaker 1: was talking to you, you could easily say, oh no, well,
- 42:51Speaker 1: they told me they were 25. They told me they
- 42:55Speaker 1: were 18 or 19. That's fucked up. You're trying to
- 42:57Speaker 1: fuck an 18 or 19 year old, but it's legal.
- 43:00Speaker 1: And if they, it's your word against theirs. What did
- 43:03Speaker 1: they have on you that you couldn't go to the
- 43:05Speaker 1: police and tell them that you were being blackmailed? Yeah.
- 43:08Speaker 1: I don't want to call cap on this story, y'all,
- 43:10Speaker 1: but I also kind of feel like, I'm sorry, you're
- 43:13Speaker 1: not going to extort my ass. I wouldn't do no
- 43:15Speaker 1: shit like this, but you ain't going to extort my ass, bitch.
- 43:17Speaker 1: It's going to be your word against mine when I
- 43:19Speaker 1: go to the popo.
- 43:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:21Speaker 4: I mean, I'm kind of like on the fence with
- 43:24Speaker 4: it because I agree with Sean that.
- 43:26Speaker 2: That's your intention.
- 43:29Speaker 4: If this is your intention, you got, you got what you,
- 43:31Speaker 4: you got what you got. However, however, however, on the
- 43:36Speaker 4: other side, it's like, yo, these niggas is purposely going into,
- 43:41Speaker 4: into these circles, like these circles and shit. And it's like, yo, you,
- 43:45Speaker 4: you pulling like, yo, you pulling niggas and like you
- 43:48Speaker 4: pulling niggas. And it's like, yo, you, you out here
- 43:50Speaker 4: fishing and you, and, and some of these niggas is
- 43:53Speaker 4: dumb as shit. They didn't like dumb as shit to
- 43:55Speaker 4: hook on that line. And it's like, yo, you hook
- 43:57Speaker 4: on the line. That's what, That's on you.
- 44:00Speaker 1: Damn.
- 44:01Speaker 4: And that's the fuck shit, yo. You're outwardly going, and
- 44:05Speaker 4: then to your point about the years, like you extort
- 44:10Speaker 4: niggas for years. So what the fuck were you doing
- 44:13Speaker 4: to keep this nigga on the hook for years?
- 44:15Speaker 3: For years. So y'all niggas is just as wrong. Questions,
- 44:20Speaker 3: then he answers.
- 44:21Speaker 4: Y'all niggas is just as wrong because if you posing
- 44:23Speaker 4: as a 17 year old and like, yo, I'm.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Sorry, you got it. You got it. You got it.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
- 44:29Speaker 4: Send pictures of some shit or like, you know, like
- 44:32Speaker 4: actually like get this nigga and get this nigga into that.
- 44:34Speaker 4: Like get this nigga into this shit. So it's like, oh,
- 44:36Speaker 4: so y'all niggas probably did some illegal shit. to get
- 44:39Speaker 4: this nigga, you know, to get this nigga, to lure
- 44:41Speaker 4: this nigga into this, into this fuckery.
- 44:43Speaker 2: And then once you got, once you got him in there,
- 44:45Speaker 2: you'd rob, like, you'd rob them.
- 44:47Speaker 4: And it's like, yo, you gonna, you gonna keep paying
- 44:48Speaker 4: me because I'm gonna, like, because, or otherwise, I'm gonna
- 44:51Speaker 4: leak this. Or otherwise, I'm gonna say, we gonna, we
- 44:54Speaker 4: gonna put this out here. So it's like, yo, you,
- 44:57Speaker 4: you had, you know, like, how they, how they talk
- 44:59Speaker 4: about the undercover, like, the undercover cops and shit. You
- 45:01Speaker 4: gotta go and do illegal shit to do, like, illegal
- 45:03Speaker 4: shit to get them, to get them to.
- 45:05Speaker 2: Agree to this shit.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Maybe the person that they ran that one stunt on
- 45:11Speaker 1: was like a pastor or somebody like really powerful or
- 45:14Speaker 1: really well-known in the community who did like community work
- 45:16Speaker 1: or was like an advocate for the people. And it
- 45:18Speaker 1: was like, oh, Nick Ware. Even a rumor of something
- 45:22Speaker 1: on Facebook could ruin or take their life or career.
- 45:25Speaker 2: But either way, you still got to do dirt to
- 45:27Speaker 2: get dirt.
- 45:28Speaker 1: Damn.
- 45:30Speaker 2: You feel what I'm saying?
- 45:32Speaker 3: I want to know how.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Like you said, I want to know what you did
- 45:35Speaker 1: or what the setup was. for them to be able
- 45:38Speaker 1: to extort you over several years.
- 45:40Speaker 3: Several years.
- 45:41Speaker 2: What did they do? What did they do to lure
- 45:43Speaker 2: you in? Like, what was it that they did.
- 45:45Speaker 1: To lure you in to that shit? That's a good question.
- 45:47Speaker 1: I don't know, bro.
- 45:47Speaker 4: Because, like I said, yo, you got, in order to
- 45:50Speaker 4: do that, in order to do some shit like that, yo,
- 45:51Speaker 4: y'all niggas had to get dirty. Because ain't nobody, like,
- 45:55Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we in the day, we in the age,
- 45:57Speaker 4: we in the age of, you can track IP addresses
- 46:00Speaker 4: to figure out who the fuck is real, who ain't.
- 46:03Speaker 2: You feel what I'm saying? Now, I do understand now.
- 46:06Speaker 4: And also, I do understand that we in the age
- 46:09Speaker 4: of the AI, with AI, and you can alter shit.
- 46:13Speaker 4: But at the same time, it's like, yo, you still
- 46:15Speaker 4: got to, I mean, even with the AI, you can't
- 46:17Speaker 4: do anything. You can't create anything, like, underage. Like, it's
- 46:23Speaker 4: still parameters that you, it's still parameters and blocks that
- 46:26Speaker 4: you're going to hit.
- 46:27Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, nigga, yo, what y'all do?
- 46:30Speaker 4: What y'all do to get them, what y'all do to
- 46:32Speaker 4: hook them, get them hooked on that line, yo, that,
- 46:34Speaker 4: cause that shit, that shit still kind of fishy.
- 46:37Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 46:37Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Hold ladder, hold ladder. Yeah.
- 46:42Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 46:43Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, but that's what I'm saying. It's like,
- 46:44Speaker 2: I'm on, I'm on the fence.
- 46:46Speaker 4: I'm on the fence because one side, like I said,
- 46:48Speaker 4: Shauna Wright, if this is what you did and this
- 46:50Speaker 4: is how you, this is how you got jammed up
- 46:52Speaker 4: and that, you know, you get what you get.
- 46:53Speaker 2: Don't get upset.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:55Speaker 2: But on the other side, it's.
- 46:56Speaker 4: Like, yo, you got niggas out here doing dirty ass
- 46:59Speaker 4: shit just to, you know, just to rob niggas and, like,
- 47:02Speaker 4: to your point, it's like, if they a powerful person
- 47:04Speaker 4: or they a pillar in the community, it's like, yo,
- 47:08Speaker 4: anything that's any wrong rumor that.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Goes up can fuck shit up.
- 47:13Speaker 3: 100%.
- 47:13Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, yo, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot.
- 47:17Speaker 1: It's a lot.
- 47:17Speaker 4: And now, if there is a trial, shit, I want details.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Because there ain't no fucking way. Ain't no fucking way
- 47:25Speaker 4: you gonna extort me for years. You gonna extort me
- 47:27Speaker 4: for years for shit I ain't, like, some shit I
- 47:28Speaker 4: ain't do.
- 47:30Speaker 1: But it could have been, they, again, this is what
- 47:32Speaker 1: they claim, the reason why they were doing this to people.
- 47:35Speaker 1: They could have made that up and used it as justification.
- 47:38Speaker 1: They could have not been an underage girl. Maybe they
- 47:42Speaker 1: said it was an underage girl. Maybe they didn't know.
- 47:44Speaker 1: That's the thing. Because people get set up. People get
- 47:48Speaker 1: set up. I don't know.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Although I can't stand his ass, James Charles was one
- 47:56Speaker 2: of the ones that I felt like fell victim to
- 47:59Speaker 2: the shit.
- 47:59Speaker 4: You out here trying to talk to people, and then
- 48:01Speaker 4: you ask motherfuckers for their age, and then they turn
- 48:04Speaker 4: around and be like, yo, James Charles was trying to
- 48:06Speaker 4: highlight me, and I'm like 15 type shit.
- 48:08Speaker 3: But you see him saying.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Yo, you got to verify your age for me.
- 48:13Speaker 4: And niggas are still leading, leading, keeping the conversation going,
- 48:16Speaker 4: just so they can, just so they can have content,
- 48:18Speaker 4: content to create, to be like, he been, like, he
- 48:21Speaker 4: been coming at to me, and it's like, bruh, come on, yo, like, yo,
- 48:26Speaker 4: like I said, yo, you doing dirt, you doing dirt,
- 48:28Speaker 4: you getting dirty to, to expose, to try to expose niggas.
- 48:31Speaker 1: And it's fucked up. Like, like the great Nene Lee said,
- 48:36Speaker 1: you can't win when you play dirty. That is, well,
- 48:42Speaker 1: To this point, I'm not sure if y'all have seen
- 48:44Speaker 1: the brouhaha that's been online for this past week from
- 48:50Speaker 1: The View. Have y'all heard about the case up at
- 48:54Speaker 1: Cornell University in New York? What's up? About a girl,
- 48:59Speaker 1: her name, she's a Jane Doe. She claimed that she
- 49:03Speaker 1: was sexually assaulted or gang raped. by members of a
- 49:07Speaker 1: fraternity up at Cornell. Seven of them. Seven of them.
- 49:11Speaker 3: They held her for multiple hours. They took turns raping her.
- 49:13Speaker 1: They're called the Cornell Seven.
- 49:15Speaker 2: Damn, that's right.
- 49:18Speaker 1: And so they were talking about... it on The View
- 49:21Speaker 1: this past week or maybe the last, the past week
- 49:24Speaker 1: or the week before.
- 49:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 49:25Speaker 1: And Sonny Hostin, who is a lawyer. She she used
- 49:28Speaker 1: to be a federal prosecutor, a U.S. attorney. She used
- 49:32Speaker 1: to prosecute sex crimes.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Right.
- 49:34Speaker 1: She posted on not posted, but her she was talking
- 49:38Speaker 1: about it on The View. And I saw the actual
- 49:40Speaker 1: clip that she discussed it in her in her story
- 49:43Speaker 1: or her segment where she was discussing it. She talked
- 49:45Speaker 1: about how in New York, the law in New York
- 49:49Speaker 1: states that if a person you being intoxicated is not
- 49:52Speaker 1: enough for for. you to claim to be like, you
- 50:00Speaker 1: can be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but
- 50:03Speaker 1: that does not immediately remove your consent for sexual acts.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Per her explanation of it, she explained how or why
- 50:14Speaker 1: a prosecutor in New York, and this happened in 2024,
- 50:17Speaker 1: but the case just popped up within the past month
- 50:19Speaker 1: or two because the girl claimed that she was sexually assaulted.
- 50:22Speaker 3: Right. And she finally got proof, allegedly.
- 50:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 3: She got access to the group chat amongst the fret.
- 50:29Speaker 3: One of the guys woke up and saw everything that
- 50:31Speaker 3: was being said in the group chat and he gave her...
- 50:35Speaker 3: He finally gave her access. Yeah. He gave her screenshots
- 50:38Speaker 3: and all that stuff so she would have proof that
- 50:40Speaker 3: they had plotted.
- 50:41Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:41Speaker 3: And planned to do that to her and that she
- 50:43Speaker 3: wasn't the only one and all that other stuff. So.
- 50:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:47Speaker 1: And they talked about passing her around as free, you know,
- 50:50Speaker 1: free meow up upstairs in the room to get you
- 50:53Speaker 1: a piece. Sonny went on the view and she's essentially
- 50:57Speaker 1: explaining why in New York law, because of the way
- 51:00Speaker 1: the law is set up in New York state. Right.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Somebody simply being intoxicated is not enough to prove.
- 51:07Speaker 3: Sexual assault or something to that effect.
- 51:11Speaker 1: So she mainly explained, wow, if a person if this
- 51:16Speaker 1: were a federal case, her office could prosecute it. But
- 51:20Speaker 1: at the time in New York state, it would not
- 51:22Speaker 1: have been prosecuted. And that's why it's been two years.
- 51:25Speaker 3: Why?
- 51:26Speaker 1: You know, because also in the in the victim's initial statement,
- 51:30Speaker 1: she claimed that she was not sexually assaulted. But in
- 51:33Speaker 1: the updated statement, she claimed that she was.
- 51:37Speaker 4: That's another thing that I think is real, real sticky,
- 51:42Speaker 4: especially when it comes to, especially when it comes to
- 51:44Speaker 4: SA and all that.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Substances get involved, alcohol get involved.
- 51:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 51:51Speaker 4: But once you get that tag put on you, yo,
- 51:54Speaker 4: it ain't shit you can do. It ain't shit you
- 51:56Speaker 4: can say. It don't matter what the fuck. It don't
- 52:00Speaker 4: even matter if you didn't do anything. Niggas always want
- 52:03Speaker 4: to assume that that's who you are.
- 52:05Speaker 1: But also believe women. I'm going to say this for me,
- 52:09Speaker 1: believe women or believe people. If somebody tells you that
- 52:12Speaker 1: they were sexually assaulted, believe them.
- 52:16Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, it's a, it's, it's actually, it's actually,
- 52:20Speaker 4: it's actually a porn star out here right now. That's,
- 52:22Speaker 4: that's on, that's on her platform talking about when she
- 52:26Speaker 4: was like, when she, when she was just starting out, like,
- 52:28Speaker 4: you know, like on like the, like solo, like solo
- 52:30Speaker 4: content and all that. It's, it's a guy, it was
- 52:32Speaker 4: a guy out here that, that, that anally gripped her.
- 52:36Speaker 4: And she was like, in 2018 and she was like
- 52:39Speaker 4: yo he is he's a predator you know and it
- 52:42Speaker 4: happened to her.
- 52:43Speaker 3: But he's not gonna they they they not give her
- 52:46Speaker 3: the benefit of the doubt because she's a sex.
- 52:48Speaker 4: Worker yeah yeah yeah he's trying he's he's currently trying
- 52:51Speaker 4: to discredit her because he's like yo where you know
- 52:53Speaker 4: where's the proof and all that.
- 52:55Speaker 3: Shit and she's like.
- 52:57Speaker 4: You didn't like you you did what you did i
- 52:58Speaker 4: did not consent to that like i didn't consent to
- 53:00Speaker 4: that And she was like, you know, and a lot
- 53:05Speaker 4: of people coming down on her because, you know, they
- 53:08Speaker 4: acting like they understand how trauma works. And it's like, yo,
- 53:10Speaker 4: you don't necessarily know how trauma works. She remembers what happened.
- 53:13Speaker 4: She was like, she remembers what happened. She can't necessarily
- 53:16Speaker 4: remember the exact date, but she knows what time it is.
- 53:18Speaker 2: She knows when it happened. You feel what I'm saying? And, like,
- 53:22Speaker 2: I mean, to Brandon's point, yo, yeah, yo, when they
- 53:24Speaker 2: out here, they crying.
- 53:25Speaker 4: Like, they asking for help or they putting that stuff
- 53:29Speaker 4: out there.
- 53:29Speaker 2: They don't believe that shit.
- 53:31Speaker 1: I also want to say, and I tried, I did
- 53:35Speaker 1: have a similar conversation with Trey, with him going off
- 53:38Speaker 1: to school about consent.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:40Speaker 1: And no, somebody says, no, stop, freeze.
- 53:44Speaker 3: Walk the fuck out.
- 53:45Speaker 1: If you got to walk the fuck out, walk out.
- 53:47Speaker 1: I'm going to be there with you. Always get, always get,
- 53:50Speaker 1: consent if somebody said this doesn't feel comfortable stop pause
- 53:54Speaker 1: because those labels will fucking follow you forever but also
- 53:59Speaker 1: it you you an adult you gonna experiment you might
- 54:02Speaker 1: fuck around get high want to get in a room
- 54:05Speaker 1: you might get drunk mom might want to eat some
- 54:07Speaker 1: ham some meow But be cautious of doing adult things
- 54:12Speaker 1: under the influence, because at the time people may say
- 54:16Speaker 1: they may be with it or may appear to be
- 54:18Speaker 1: with it. But when they come out of it and
- 54:20Speaker 1: it's like, I didn't actually want to do that. Yeah,
- 54:23Speaker 1: I didn't actually want to.
- 54:24Speaker 3: I was uncomfortable.
- 54:27Speaker 1: As we have to teach boys or young men, it
- 54:31Speaker 1: can't always be on women when it comes to the
- 54:34Speaker 1: conversations about consent. Young boys or men have to understand
- 54:38Speaker 1: that no means no. You have to understand that if
- 54:40Speaker 1: a woman, her body language is uncomfortable, she's tensing up
- 54:44Speaker 1: and she's she looks uncomfortable. She may not even say no,
- 54:48Speaker 1: but it's your responsibility to read the room and read
- 54:50Speaker 1: the energy in the room. And if it looks uncomfortable,
- 54:54Speaker 1: if you're having a conversation, you're trying to talk through
- 54:56Speaker 1: it and she's.
- 54:57Speaker 3: She's okay.
- 54:58Speaker 1: She's saying, no, keep going. But if she says, I
- 55:00Speaker 1: don't know, stop.
- 55:01Speaker 2: Shit.
- 55:02Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest with you. Niggas, I would
- 55:07Speaker 4: be hot and.
- 55:07Speaker 2: Heavy and shit. And then it's like, the minute she say, ow.
- 55:13Speaker 3: And that's your wife.
- 55:14Speaker 2: Right, but my issue is like, hey, you okay?
- 55:18Speaker 1: Marital grief is a thing now.
- 55:20Speaker 3: It was not always. Yes, it is a thing. I
- 55:25Speaker 3: don't care if you married to me. They don't give
- 55:27Speaker 3: you automatically. You don't own me.
- 55:29Speaker 1: When I say it wasn't a thing, Let me clarify
- 55:32Speaker 1: my point because I believe in being clear when I speak.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Marital rape was not something that was always prosecutable. Yes.
- 55:39Speaker 3: Back in the day, the 50s, the 60s.
- 55:41Speaker 2: They believed that.
- 55:42Speaker 3: They didn't speak up on it.
- 55:43Speaker 2: They didn't know.
- 55:44Speaker 1: They believed that that's your husband.
- 55:45Speaker 3: That's your husband. That's your husband. You can't tell your
- 55:48Speaker 3: husband no.
- 55:49Speaker 1: But now, rape, rape, regardless of whether it's marital or
- 55:52Speaker 1: somebody you don't know, it's a thing.
- 55:54Speaker 3: Your spouse can't be charged with sexual assault. Mm-hmm.
- 55:58Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, that's true. Yo, the minute she said.
- 56:00Speaker 3: No was a complete sentence.
- 56:01Speaker 2: Son, no was a complete.
- 56:03Speaker 3: Ow. You all right?
- 56:04Speaker 2: You all right?
- 56:05Speaker 1: You good?
- 56:05Speaker 4: And then, yo, and then you get up, but then, like,
- 56:08Speaker 4: I don't care if you are... And even for all
- 56:10Speaker 4: the fellas out there, yo, it don't matter even if
- 56:12Speaker 4: they upset with you for... Upset with you within that
- 56:15Speaker 4: moment because y'all in the moment, bro, fuck that shit. Like, yo, you, like,
- 56:19Speaker 4: think about... You got to think about you. Like, you
- 56:22Speaker 4: got to think about you and you got to protect yourself.
- 56:24Speaker 4: the minute they say ow the minute they say you
- 56:27Speaker 4: know the minute you feel like you know shit ain't
- 56:29Speaker 4: you know if you feel if you feel.
- 56:31Speaker 1: If you feel uncomfortable you don't have to keep going I.
- 56:34Speaker 3: Don't give a damn if you five strokes in and
- 56:36Speaker 3: she was like you know what I don't want to
- 56:37Speaker 3: do this no more it's time that's it that's all
- 56:39Speaker 3: and if anybody got a problem with that You just
- 56:42Speaker 3: found yourself a predator. I promise you that.
- 56:45Speaker 1: No means no. There are some men out here who
- 56:48Speaker 1: fucking prey on women. Some people are intoxicated by that power.
- 56:54Speaker 1: They have over a person that's unconscious. They'll slip stuff
- 56:56Speaker 1: in people's drinks.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Because you'll always hear people say, it's all this pussy
- 56:59Speaker 3: in the world. It's bitches that'll give it up. That's
- 57:01Speaker 3: not what they want.
- 57:01Speaker 1: They want the power.
- 57:02Speaker 3: They want the power of taking something from somebody. Because
- 57:05Speaker 3: how dare you tell me no?
- 57:07Speaker 2: You know what's weird?
- 57:08Speaker 3: I don't care if she want me. I want you.
- 57:10Speaker 1: I want you. And I want it and I'm going
- 57:12Speaker 1: to get it because you're not giving it to me.
- 57:13Speaker 1: But it's mine because I put something in your dream
- 57:16Speaker 1: and now you're unconscious and I'm about to take it
- 57:19Speaker 1: from you.
- 57:19Speaker 3: It's pathetic.
- 57:20Speaker 2: You know what's crazy?
- 57:21Speaker 4: There's no rehabilitation for practice. Back in my old times
- 57:26Speaker 4: when I was perusing through the hubs.
- 57:29Speaker 3: Back when you was a hoe?
- 57:30Speaker 2: Nah, nah, nah. You know, when I was cruising through
- 57:32Speaker 2: the internet hub. You know what I mean?
- 57:34Speaker 3: Oh.
- 57:34Speaker 4: I watched a little, same little video where Shorty was like, yo,
- 57:37Speaker 4: Shorty was out of it. I mean, yo, she got
- 57:40Speaker 4: high before the thing. I can't watch content like that.
- 57:42Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. My nigga was like, yo, my
- 57:44Speaker 2: nigga was like, hey, hey, you, hey, hey, hey, you good?
- 57:49Speaker 4: You know what hey look we gonna um look we
- 57:50Speaker 4: gonna pause like we gonna pause on this and you
- 57:53Speaker 4: know we gonna like we and he and like he
- 57:55Speaker 4: ended he ended it because short like short was like.
- 57:57Speaker 2: She she was yeah she got high like she was
- 58:00Speaker 2: she was too high.
- 58:01Speaker 4: And then it came back like i want to say
- 58:03Speaker 4: probably a couple months but like a couple months later
- 58:05Speaker 4: you know they put out another one you know she
- 58:06Speaker 4: came back did it you know did the scene again
- 58:08Speaker 4: and he was like he was like you know we
- 58:10Speaker 4: had to end that because you know you you was
- 58:12Speaker 4: gone beyond you know you was gone beyond the point
- 58:14Speaker 4: of like consent And for me, as a watcher, I
- 58:16Speaker 4: appreciate the fact that you were conscious enough to acknowledge
- 58:18Speaker 4: that situation.
- 58:29Speaker 2: The where's though.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Chase is laying on the floor.
- 58:32Speaker 3: That was so creepy. It just started sliding off the table.
- 58:34Speaker 4: It's like, you know, you can appreciate, I mean, as a,
- 58:37Speaker 4: you know, like as a, you know, as a porn watcher,
- 58:39Speaker 4: you know, you, you, you appreciate the fact that, you know, they,
- 58:42Speaker 4: they acknowledge, you know, they acknowledge that, you know, she,
- 58:44Speaker 4: she wasn't all like, she wasn't all that.
- 58:46Speaker 2: And they, they ended it like right then and there.
- 58:48Speaker 4: Whereas if you hear, if you hear the horror stories
- 58:50Speaker 4: from the ones that we, you know, we grew up on.
- 58:53Speaker 1: I have horror stories.
- 58:54Speaker 4: Like, the ones we grew up on, it's like, yo,
- 58:55Speaker 4: they talk about, like, I didn't like him, you know,
- 58:57Speaker 4: he was, you know, this person was too rough, too aggressive, like, hell,
- 59:01Speaker 4: that nigga Rico, yo, he got locked up for, like,
- 59:03Speaker 4: he got locked up for some years on some, like,
- 59:05Speaker 4: on some consent shit that Shorty signed.
- 59:09Speaker 2: And it was, crazy. You know what I mean?
- 59:11Speaker 1: There are certain scenes, not to put my own business
- 59:13Speaker 1: out there, but there are scenes that I enjoy watching
- 59:16Speaker 1: that contain multiple people.
- 59:18Speaker 3: Multiple people enjoying one person.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Shit, we grown.
- 59:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:24Speaker 1: But sometimes you notice when you see the receptive person
- 59:30Speaker 1: Who was in the middle of a.
- 59:34Speaker 2: We gonna call that a laundry party.
- 59:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 59:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 59:38Speaker 3: Yes.
- 59:38Speaker 1: They going from towel to towel.
- 59:40Speaker 2: You hear me?
- 59:41Speaker 3: Towel to towel. One slap in the... Let me see.
- 59:44Speaker 1: Okay, too descriptive.
- 59:45Speaker 3: Jesus.
- 59:48Speaker 1: But a lot of times.
- 59:49Speaker 2: Look at Sean. Like, I wish that was me. Them
- 59:55Speaker 2: days long losses.
- 59:56Speaker 3: I'm curious. So....
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Bodily fluids days that never existed in my world bodily
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: fluids scare me that's a lot of bodily fluids.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: But anyway I ain't mad at that sometimes.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: When you're in the mood and you taking care of
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: yourself you enjoy some personal time the person you they
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: look impaired in it at least I can speak for
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: myself it pulls me out of it like you enjoy
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: you can tell when somebody's enjoying something but you can
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: also tell when somebody's high out of their mind and
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: they just.
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: Like shadow day of the bomb And.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: It's kind of like, it's been a couple of scenes
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: where I'm like, you look a little too far gone.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Let's fast forward.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: To the next scene. Yeah, that's why I don't like
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: race play. Oh, no, I can't watch that. Yeah, that's
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: why I don't like race play.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: I can't watch the assault one. Like, it look like
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: they assault me. No, it's too much.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: I can't.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: I also kind of feel like even the black actors
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: who are the Y'all know I'm a homo. Fuck it,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I'll say it. I don't, like, I can't... Well, not
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: I can't. Interracial porn doesn't do much for me because
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I don't like... I don't watch white men fucking.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: Like, that... Oh, that... Give me that fucking cock. It
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: does nothing for me. But also watching, like.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: some you have some black creators who will who will
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: like only film with white partners yeah and there'll be
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: tops or bottoms and it's like my boy you touching
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: you touching some shit that i i don't i can't
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: watch i need people of color watch.
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: That shit take your nipples don't do nothing for me no.
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: It's not no it's not it's not necessarily that but
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: it's like yo if you don't Even if you're a
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: white actress or actor, and you don't dabble, and you're
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: a black person, I.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: Hate you so much for that.
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: Please, don't.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: I hate it. No, but I do understand.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: In my forums and shit, I do understand that.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: I do understand the guys that be like, yo, I
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: hate this shit.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: I got the song for that.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: Give it to me. Give me this.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Oh, but James, okay.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: No, no, he talking to, she talking to Jay-Z shit.
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: Jay-Z, Jay-Z forever. I'm a hustler, baby.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: Just want you to know.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: But nah, but I do, like, I, now I understand
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: the polite, the plight of, of the guys that, you know,
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: that watched them, that watched their favorite, like, black, black actresses.
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: And then, you know, you learn that these bitches don't, don't,
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: don't fuck black men.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: And it's like, yo, really?
- 1:02:40Speaker 3: Like, damn.
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Like, god damn, my nigga.
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. It's important, man. You also need to
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: have conversations about consent. Also, young nephews. Some of y'all
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: got predators in your friend group. Yeah. Call them niggas out.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Exile them niggas. Because you could get rubbed up in that.
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: Shit by an association. Call out the predators. Call out
- 1:03:07Speaker 3: the deadbeats.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: All that shit.
- 1:03:09Speaker 3: Because when you don't call them out, you are complacent
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: in the shit that they do. You are who you
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: associate with. You might not personally do it, but you
- 1:03:15Speaker 3: agree with it because you still got them around in
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: your circle. Fuck them. I don't give a damn if
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: y'all been friends since y'all was knee-high to a grasshopper's pussy.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: There's one thing about not knowing. If you don't know,
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: you don't know what you don't know.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: But if you.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Know that this person ain't taking care of their kids,
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: you know this person is a fucking predator.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: You know they abusive. Abusive.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: I ain't going to hold you.
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: I would say you just as guilty as that person.
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- 1:03:47Speaker 3: got a couple movies coming up for y'all. We're going
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- 1:03:57Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Yeah, look, look, look. Got a few little things coming
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- 1:05:07Speaker 2: Some of the niggas talking about Muhammad. If I'm going
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- 1:05:29Speaker 1: All day, bitch. You can do whatever you want to do, baby.
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- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Who's going
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- 1:05:54Speaker 3: of our favorite threads that has become one of our
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- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Parker. What for, nigga, Ms.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: Parker? Hey, Ms. Parker. This is one of her favorite
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: threads of mine, which is the Confessions thread. And this
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: is some diabolical foolishness, so I'm going to share. I
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: had to read it. I'm going to share it with y'all.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Lord.
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: I made a mistake. I slept with my sister's boyfriend.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: I knew he had sugar in the tank. I told
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: her that he was sassy. So when he came out,
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: when he came to our family event, I barely flirted
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: with him. He was so easy. I wasn't even trying
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: to go. But when we met up, I saw the
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: thickness of the corn on the cob. Oh, it was
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: a go. Even the butter tasted good. Tasted like he
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: mixes pineapple juice with his cream team powder. Baby tossed
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: me everywhere. unloaded, and kept going. Okay?
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Slap on my nose. Black hole on that cold.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: You knew exactly what he was doing, too. He just
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: needs to break up with my sister. But it's too
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: messy for me to be out loud. For him to
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: be out loud. Am I wrong if I rendezvous with
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: him again? Yes. LOL. Yes. Yes, they ended it with
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: a LOL. Yes.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Bitch.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: You scandalous bitch.
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: I couldn't even get it out. You dirty bitch. Let
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: me tell you something, Mr.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: Man. I don't think this is a man.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: It is a man. That's why I said Mr. Ma'am.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: As a resident homo, can I go first?
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: Do you think?
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: You better read that bitch from Phil.
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: Look here, scandalous bitch. Um.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: All these homos in the world on these apps, you
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: can go on Jacked, Scruffed, BGC and the thingamabob thing.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: If you want something a little nasty, you can go
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: on the blowers. It's apps. What the fuck?
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: That's what he said. Yes. He said it was called
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: the blowers. He said it was Scruffed.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Chicago, Illinois, 60652.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: The blowers.
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: That's what he said.
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: Sniffies.
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: If you want to do some kinky shit.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: No. Oh, oh, oh.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: It's apps for every fucking thing.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Damn, man.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: You fucking on your sister's boyfriend because he got a
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: little sugar in his tank. You don't have no scruples?
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: No morals. No koof. No ethics?
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Nothing.
- 1:08:56Speaker 3: You just a scandalous bitch. Very.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: So check this out sb or do you get off
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: at the fact that you know that you know you
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: want you on your escape shit just.
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: Be in the same room with you i don't get
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: the appeal of dl man and then you didn't make
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: a mistake there's nothing you didn't slip and fall on
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: his dick Y'all set up a time and a place
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: to meet. And then you talking about should I do
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: it again? So you ain't even thinking about telling your,
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: you tell you ain't need to break up with your sister.
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: But that says to me that you don't plan on
- 1:09:31Speaker 3: telling your sister that you gonna keep fucking with him anyway.
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: That's a scandalous bitch.
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: You's a dirty bitch.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: A dirty scandalous bitch.
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: That is unsafe, especially with all the shit that's going around.
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: And if he's doing that shit to your sister, if
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: you say he's so easy, that means you're not the
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: only one or the first sugar if he was that easy. So,
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: do you okay with your sister out here?
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: Do you like your sister?
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: Do you hate her?
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: It don't sound like you do. It don't sound like
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: you like your sister. So, you just out here doing
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: her dirty. You don't shit what you eat. You also
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: don't fuck with your family member's people. You don't do that. Like,
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: who raised you?
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: Some people are whores. Look, get in with it. Live
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: your life.
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: But don't put nobody else in your bullshit because you
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: can't keep your hole in your pants.
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: Especially your fucking sister.
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: That's a person that you can't give a fuck.
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: Fuck you and that rancid-ass Bloomin' Onion, bitch.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: What he say?
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: I have one sister, biologically. Oh, shit. Biologically, I have
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: one sister, and she's younger than me, so the chances
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: of us dealing with the same motherfuckers... This bitch is open.
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: He's easy.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Fuck her in the car, that bitch.
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: Call that nigga a little outback.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: For what's up?
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: My only sister is 17, so the chances of us
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: dealing with the same people, little to none, because if
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: she ends up dealing with somebody around my age, I'm
- 1:10:44Speaker 3: going to jail. Let's just say that, because she's only 17.
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: Okay? but I have women who I consider my sisters
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: who have been in my life my entire my entire
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: life my sister cousin Shanira is my cousin but she's
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: my sister I would never fuck behind her wouldn't do that.
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: Cause that's my sister I got.
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: Loyalty I'm not fucking behind her like that's just the
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: name the ones who I really what the fuck.
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: You are the scum of the earth right there. Like, yo,
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: you below, you are below the scum of the earth.
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: Below.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: That's nasty.
- 1:11:25Speaker 3: Piece of shit.
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: I don't want that part. I don't understand.
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: Can we go to the next one?
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Next story, I'm mad. Can we go to the next one, please?
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Going over to Six Brown Chicks, Brandon's favorite three.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: That's not going to be no good.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: Shit, I'm about to say shit. Shit probably about to
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: get worse.
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: Like, shit. What are you telling me? When I met
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: Liana at the bar, she approached me and I bought
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: her drinks all night. It was lust at first sight.
- 1:11:53Speaker 3: My friends envied me and one of them said, man,
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: you got a porn star. Liana is a yoga instructor.
- 1:11:59Speaker 3: Any man will want her. So we dated quietly. One
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: night I proposed. She said, yes, we broke my bed.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Liana didn't want a wedding, so we married at the courthouse.
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: She's seven months pregnant now. My friends were horrified when
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: they discovered that we were married. Turns out, Liana is
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: a porn star for real. And she has more than
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: 30 clips on Pornhub. I haven't kissed her or been
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: intimate since I saw her videos. She put her mouth everywhere.
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: Front to back, male to female, even toes. The sight
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: of her makes me vomit a little. I would divorce
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: her outright, but she's having my baby in two months.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: I feel that every man in my life has seen
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: her videos and it makes me sick. What to do?
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: All right, my turn.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: You're so fucking nigga for this.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: Shut your bitch ass up. First of all, first of all,
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: She a porn star.
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: So the fuck what?
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: It don't fucking matter. It don't fucking matter, yo. If
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: that's the job that she had beforehand, that's the job
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: she got now.
- 1:13:09Speaker 4: Yo, you have the ability to be like, oh, baby,
- 1:13:11Speaker 4: I don't want to do this. But yo, for you
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: to say... That's.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: Your fault for not doing your fucking due diligence to
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: verify what she.
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: Did for a living.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Now, as a nigga.
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: Who's been with a woman Who's been in the same
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: room With a bunch of niggas That fucked the same woman.
- 1:13:31Speaker 3: He was the dumbass That wifed her I ain't wife
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: of y'all Shut the fuck up.
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: But anyway Are we not talking about Yeah we talking
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: about Voldemort Anyway Oh wow So He.
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: Got into a relationship With Voldemort Yeah Got into a
- 1:13:44Speaker 5: relationship As a nigga That got into a relationship With
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: the girl That he vibed with That was real real
- 1:13:48Speaker 5: cool And shit And then you You sitting in the
- 1:13:51Speaker 5: party Yeah Now, you sitting in a party and you
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: realize that she done fucked half the niggas in the
- 1:13:55Speaker 5: fucking party.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: All of them.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: And it's like, yo, true shit. But it's like, it
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: is what it is. Like, yo, like Brandon said.
- 1:14:02Speaker 4: Yo, that was her fucking, yo, that was her past. Like, yo,
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: she got 30 clips up on Pornhub. Yo, that shit is, yo,
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: that shit is going to be up there forever until
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: she takes it down.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: Until she can take it down.
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: Even if she take it down, that shit is on, yo,
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: that shit, once it's on the internet, nigga, it's on
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: the internet forever.
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: The internet is forever. That's what they say.
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: Yo, there's porn stars out here and happily and happy marriages.
- 1:14:25Speaker 4: Got kids, you know, got kids and they can't, you know,
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: they can't front, you know, they can't front. Probably found
- 1:14:30Speaker 4: clips of them. I found clips of them. Yo, go
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: grow the fuck up.
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: Like my dad, my dad said, grow the fuck up.
- 1:14:39Speaker 3: My dad said, your mom is a throat goop.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: You might get, you know, your kid might get into
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: a couple fights later on, like, later on in life. But, yo,
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: grow the fuck up, yo. It's life, yo. Like, we grown.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: We grown out of it. If you gonna stay with her,
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: you're not. Y'all about to have a child together. Y'all
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: need to talk about it. If it's something that she...
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: If this was her past, it was her past. Everybody
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: has a past. Everybody done some fucked up shit in
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: their past. She wasn't hurting nobody.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: If this is her career, nigga, this is her career, bro.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: I mean, but he still does.
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: Now, now, now, he does have the choice whether he
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: wants to stay with her because some people... Some people
- 1:15:13Speaker 3: can't get past that. And that's fine. That's your damn right.
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: But you should have did that before you buried her.
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: What you should have did was did a better job
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: at vetting her. When the comment was made about her
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: being a porn star, something should have clicked. But you
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: were in lust. Something should have clicked. You should have
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: checked that shit before you fucking married her. First of all,
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: and now she's pregnant. Y'all about to have a child together.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: That's what happened to me. I ain't going to hold you.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: That's what happened. We was cool. We was cool before.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: We partied together. We chilled. We talked. We vibed.
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: We had conversations and shit. And then later on, you
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: find out. Later on, you find out shit. You find
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: out shit.
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: And it does. And it does affect the way that
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: you look at that. I mean, it does affect the
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: way that you look at that person. But at the
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: same time, it's up to you. Like, if you want
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: to do it, like, yo, I feel like you are
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: upset because you thinking about how the hood is going
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: to look at you.
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: Or the other people have seen her. They going to
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: try her because, oh, yeah, nigga, you made a point.
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: You're worried about your reputation. That's what you're worried about.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: You're not worried about how they possibly going to treat her.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: How they might think they could be disrespectful to her
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: and all that other stuff. Because you probably feel like
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: you ain't man enough to defend her because... Okay, if
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: that was her past, that was her past. If she's
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: not still doing it and she's not still doing it
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: and you choose to stay with her and you bring
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: her around your friends and one of your friends get disrespectful,
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: it's your job as her husband to fucking check that
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: shit right then and there and protect her. If you
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: don't think you can do that, then let that woman
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: go and y'all call her and go on about your business.
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: Nobody has a right to hold anybody's past against them unless, unless, unless...
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: What's up? They were fucking a predator or some shit.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: You can hold that against people because it ain't gonna pay.
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: Predators can't be rehabilitated. I stand on it. I said it.
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: I mean it. They can't be rehabilitated.
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: But also, I feel like that's exactly what this is.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: It's your ego. Your ego won't let you.
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: Move past that shit, bro. They know she do what
- 1:17:05Speaker 3: she do when she do it. That's why. That's what
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: that is.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: Look, if you're not man enough to be with that woman,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: let her go on that.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: That's why I want to say niggas that date strippers.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: Your girl, your girl, your girl out here like a
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: fucking pole power and shit. And you like... They fucking athletes.
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: Especially the ones that's good like Mercedes and them. They
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: need to be able to go to the pole and
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: do tricks. And swing around the pole and not go
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: flying into the audience or go all the way up
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: and hang upside.
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: Down and pussy pop on the handstand.
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: And then land in a split. And then spin down
- 1:17:39Speaker 3: that muck, baby.
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: B-Valley was inspirational to me. Yo, that bitch curl more
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: than you. She can probably bench press your black ass.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: You understand what I'm saying? Me personally, I would never
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: date a stripper.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: Like Shauna said, like we said earlier, that was your
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: fault for not vetting that woman up for you because
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: you are entitled to have your feelings and you are
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: entitled to not date who you don't want to date.
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: If something doesn't work for you, if something does not
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: meet your fancy, meet your standard, it's fine to have standards.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: But the way you're acting about it now that you
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: chose to do this.
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: It's childish. Now you don't want to have sex with
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: her now. You don't want to kiss her. You've been
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: kissing her in the mouth, though. What's the difference now?
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: Because you know.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: You've been kissing her in the mouth. I ain't going
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: to hold you. All that shit you probably seen her
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: doing in the video, she probably did to your ass.
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: That's how y'all broke the beat. That's why you married her.
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: She turned your ass every which way but loose. And
- 1:18:34Speaker 3: you was like, damn, let me get this bitch my
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: last name and put a baby up in her. Hey, sunshine.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Hey Velma, baby, I ain't coming home never again.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: He said, hey, put mommy on the phone.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Velma, I ain't never coming home. Yeah, let that woman
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: go about her business.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: If you ain't going to do right by her.
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yo.
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: And if you all going to do right by her,
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: then y'all need to have a serious conversation. Because you
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: said she a yoga instructor. Maybe that's what she really
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: is doing now. And if that's what you're doing, y'all
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: building a life together, build a life together. Outside of that,
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: leave that woman alone.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Grow up, yo.
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: And if y'all gonna stay together, go to some therapy.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: And regardless of what her career was, what anybody passed was,
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: like Shauna said, you're not gonna disrespect my partner in
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: my face.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: Nope.
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: Or make slick comments, bitch.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: Oh, shit, nigga. I was right. I stepped in front
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: of my mama for kiddo, bro. We ain't gonna do that.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: You feel what I'm saying?
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: You can feel how you feel. Keep that shit to yourself,
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: because if I hear that, I'm gonna check it.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: That's the person I chose.
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: You ain't got to like it.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: You ain't fucking with Iron. Yo, we can move front
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: and shit if you want to, my nigga, but you...
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: Fuck what you talking about. You ain't going to do
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: it again.
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: I chose this person. I did my due diligence. I'm
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: going to protect what's mine. And you look like a
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: bitch kicked rocks.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: That's about to be the mother of my child. And
- 1:19:45Speaker 3: even if I choose not to stay with her... That's
- 1:19:47Speaker 3: still the mother of my fucking child. That's still the
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: mother of my child. You're not going to disrespect her.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: Everybody don't think like that, clearly, because I never was
- 1:19:52Speaker 3: protected as the mother of somebody's child.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: But, so I get it.
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: I mean, yes, she was. No, I wasn't.
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: I wasn't protected by the person. We got another question.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: That was it. Okay, well.
- 1:20:04Speaker 3: Moving along.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: We about to go. Yeah.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: Happy November and whatnot.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: All that.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
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- 1:20:55Speaker 2: Keep it up. Y'all giving shit.
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- 1:20:58Speaker 2: 15,000? 18,000 on TikTok? 10,000 on Instagram?
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- 1:21:18Speaker 2: You feel me?
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: I think I see you coming in fast, brother.
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- 1:21:28Speaker 1: We'll see y'all next week.
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: Tatties, titties. Bye, y'all.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: Tatties, titties.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Tatties, titties. Tatties, titties.
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- 1:21:41Speaker 3: Tatties, titties.
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: Tatties, titties. Tatties, titties. Tatties, titties. And we out.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: Later.
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: Bye, y'all.