Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Anglers of The Silver King | Son of a Boy Dad #394
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- 1:57Speaker 4: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
- 1:59Speaker 4: podcast day.
- 2:00Speaker 5: It is fish We I don't know what the actual
- 2:05Speaker 5: day is.
- 2:06Speaker 4: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, but it's It is
- 2:08Speaker 4: podcast one of fish week.
- 2:11Speaker 5: We are fishing. We are in Florida, and boy, oh boy,
- 2:15Speaker 5: it is going great.
- 2:17Speaker 1: We caught one.
- 2:18Speaker 5: We did yes, we got one.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Ye, Hey, hey, we got one.
- 2:22Speaker 5: We got We're gonna count to count the blue runner
- 2:25Speaker 5: we got. We got a blue runner. We caught it
- 2:27Speaker 5: by the testicles, uh.
- 2:31Speaker 4: Dragged it in by its spinal cord. If you're a
- 2:33Speaker 4: member of PETA look away.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Now. It was the bloodiest fish I've ever seen. It
- 2:37Speaker 1: was so bloody, was so fucking gross.
- 2:40Speaker 5: Harry caught that the way that a cat gets caught
- 2:42Speaker 5: on a barbed wire fence.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Yeah, or the way that like a cat like brings
- 2:47Speaker 1: you a dead bird. Yeah.
- 2:48Speaker 5: You've seen you receeen videos of like deer that are
- 2:51Speaker 5: caught in fences like hunting sort of barriers and things
- 2:55Speaker 5: like that. Yeah, where some good natured hunter comes along
- 2:57Speaker 5: and untangles it.
- 3:00Speaker 1: We couldn't have did it without hook. Every product, every
- 3:04Speaker 1: detail perfect. He's wearing hook. He's wearing hook what uh?
- 3:09Speaker 1: What I liked about the hook?
- 3:10Speaker 5: Hook as well?
- 3:12Speaker 1: Right here I have the son of a boyd merch
- 3:13Speaker 1: on and even hook down short good. But I was
- 3:18Speaker 1: I felt like I was cool the entire time.
- 3:20Speaker 5: I've never been the hook that. I mean. I couldn't
- 3:22Speaker 5: have imagined that, wearing a hoodie on the water in
- 3:26Speaker 5: the bright sun in Florida on an eighty five degree day,
- 3:29Speaker 5: that somehow a long sleep hoodie would feel cool and comfortable.
- 3:33Speaker 5: I was cooler and more comfortable wearing that than I
- 3:36Speaker 5: would have been had I been shirtless. Yeah, it was
- 3:38Speaker 5: the best I've ever felt. And look at us, I
- 3:40Speaker 5: mean proofing the pudding.
- 3:41Speaker 1: No burns, and that thanks to our brothers over at Hook.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Gear up burns over here, gear up with hook, and
- 3:49Speaker 1: get ready for whatever the water throws at you. Fishing
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- 4:02Speaker 1: dot com with code boy Dad fifteen Boy Dad fifteen.
- 4:07Speaker 1: I can't it changes the fundamental build of this entire trip.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Knowing that we that we gotta fish, there's so much
- 4:16Speaker 1: less pressure on I was. I was getting fucking pissed.
- 4:20Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, did you guys think that we were
- 4:22Speaker 4: going to go like like yesterday? I could see, But
- 4:25Speaker 4: do you think like, because we're fishing again today, Like,
- 4:27Speaker 4: did you guys think that there's chances we wouldn't catch
- 4:28Speaker 4: anything today?
- 4:29Speaker 5: No? I knew we would catch one today, but I
- 4:31Speaker 5: mean we kind of This is the tarpin capital of
- 4:34Speaker 5: the world and we came down here to hunt trophies,
- 4:39Speaker 5: and uh, if we hadn't got a tarpin, I think
- 4:42Speaker 5: that that would have been a major black eye. Yeah,
- 4:46Speaker 5: on the trip.
- 4:47Speaker 1: That would have been a black guy on the trip.
- 4:48Speaker 4: There would have been a black guy here and that
- 4:51Speaker 4: would have scared us. But there would have been a
- 4:57Speaker 4: black eye on the trip.
- 4:58Speaker 5: I mean, I.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Think like Tarpin, I just feel like are so hard
- 5:03Speaker 4: to kate it. I mean, just from what I gathered
- 5:05Speaker 4: is like they're pretty difficult to catch.
- 5:07Speaker 5: So like getting one, I was like, fuck, Yeah, we
- 5:10Speaker 5: were out among that armada of other fishing boats and
- 5:15Speaker 5: you're seeing, even though clearly there's tons of people that
- 5:18Speaker 5: are not getting any action whatsoever, there was one boat
- 5:22Speaker 5: that seemed to have all the magic, the blue boat
- 5:24Speaker 5: with all the old men on it, and they were
- 5:27Speaker 5: presumed they seemed to be fighting one every time we
- 5:30Speaker 5: looked over there.
- 5:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't tell they were fighting the same one
- 5:33Speaker 4: or if they were just going just kept on getting them.
- 5:36Speaker 5: No. I mean, well what we learned was that there
- 5:38Speaker 5: was you know, there's no sort of ultimate moment where
- 5:40Speaker 5: that we never saw them pull a fish out of
- 5:42Speaker 5: the water because we didn't realize that you don't do that.
- 5:45Speaker 4: They're protected and just hang off the side of the
- 5:48Speaker 4: boat like they just sit there. And then you just
- 5:50Speaker 4: like it's like it's like the petting zoo. Part of
- 5:53Speaker 4: the color in distance release, is that what it's called. Now,
- 5:56Speaker 4: that's what people say when they like lose a fish.
- 5:58Speaker 5: Long distance release. It's pretty good.
- 6:01Speaker 1: But that is absolute bullshit though that we didn't get
- 6:03Speaker 1: to hold the fish out in front of us like this.
- 6:05Speaker 5: And I will say I saw some photos online of
- 6:08Speaker 5: people doing that. Yeah, but weren't they always in a
- 6:11Speaker 5: lib weren't they always in the shallows when you saw that? Yeah? Probably,
- 6:15Speaker 5: and they were like kind of holding it at like Yeah,
- 6:18Speaker 5: so I saw that too. Yeah, that makes sense.
- 6:21Speaker 1: Are they not dangerous fish?
- 6:23Speaker 5: No? But to humans? Yeah?
- 6:25Speaker 1: Can you like touch them on in the shallows and
- 6:27Speaker 1: they won't hurt you, They won't thrash at you or anything?
- 6:29Speaker 5: Good luck.
- 6:29Speaker 4: I mean they might if you're like harassing it, but
- 6:33Speaker 4: I think they probably just wouldn't even get close to you.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 4: The one thing that we got to be worried about
- 6:38Speaker 4: out here, which I'm worried about on the kayaks already.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Are we in the saltwater on the kayaks? Yeah, we're
- 6:43Speaker 4: going to be among the bull sharks the handler head. See,
- 6:45Speaker 4: I don't like that at all.
- 6:46Speaker 5: And the but Luckily the manatees scare them off.
- 6:50Speaker 4: Manatees aren't scaring off any bull sharks.
- 6:52Speaker 5: Are you sure about that?
- 6:54Speaker 1: Bull sharks?
- 6:55Speaker 5: I feel that one packs, so do bull sharks?
- 6:58Speaker 4: Well, he said it was like seven of them will
- 7:01Speaker 4: gang up on one tarpin.
- 7:02Speaker 5: All right, Well, I'll take fourteen manatees over seven bull
- 7:06Speaker 5: shark pack and give you too.
- 7:08Speaker 4: I think you could do like thirty manatees versus two
- 7:10Speaker 4: bull sharks and they would still lose the donates doing.
- 7:14Speaker 5: The dolphins are smarter. The dolphins are the ones that
- 7:17Speaker 5: really keep the bullsharks.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that I believe.
- 7:21Speaker 5: Man. I'm just making stuff up good though, which sounds
- 7:23Speaker 5: really nice.
- 7:24Speaker 4: But that does sound like it makes sense.
- 7:27Speaker 1: How does it feel being in the middle? Do you
- 7:29Speaker 1: feel like your head at YouTube have to like whip
- 7:32Speaker 1: your head action a little bit?
- 7:33Speaker 5: This is this is how you live, This is your.
- 7:35Speaker 1: And I just want to see how it feels for you.
- 7:37Speaker 5: It's uh, it's interesting. I didn't necessarily mean to be
- 7:40Speaker 5: the sort of glue guy in the middle. Uh. And
- 7:43Speaker 5: I don't know that I wear the hat.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Well, I think you do because it's hook.
- 7:47Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, you guys have been very deferential to me
- 7:50Speaker 5: ever since I caught the monster.
- 7:52Speaker 1: We gave you the big bedroom.
- 7:53Speaker 5: You gave me the big bedroom, bedroom, private bathroom. I
- 7:56Speaker 5: got the most bites of dessert last night. Yep, I
- 8:00Speaker 5: got first bite of dessert. Everyone's so tentative. It's so funny.
- 8:03Speaker 5: This is our first trip together, all six of us
- 8:05Speaker 5: as a big group, and it's like nobody it says.
- 8:08Speaker 5: You know, We're at dinner and people are like, what
- 8:11Speaker 5: are you gonna have? What are you eating? What?
- 8:14Speaker 1: I thought that normal conversation or a bunch of chicks.
- 8:18Speaker 5: It's like, are you gonna have some that? Can I
- 8:19Speaker 5: share that with you? Like, oh, I don't want to
- 8:22Speaker 5: order the most expensive thing.
- 8:23Speaker 1: No one said that.
- 8:25Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm gonna have two uh Clarita's and then
- 8:29Speaker 5: keep them coming, add extra gold to the ice cube,
- 8:34Speaker 5: and then you know, desserts. It was like, I'm just
- 8:37Speaker 5: I'm just piling it on. Yeah, you got the hummers.
- 8:40Speaker 5: Harry was like, I'm not ordering fish because I I
- 8:44Speaker 5: I know there's not gonna be enough food. I'm gonna
- 8:46Speaker 5: be too hungry. Well, you didn't even finish your dinner.
- 8:49Speaker 5: That's cripting.
- 8:50Speaker 4: The steak is the dinner no one's no one's getting
- 8:53Speaker 4: the New York's trip to have the fucking gross carrot
- 8:56Speaker 4: off the side.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I mean, you remember carrot, that was a nice You
- 9:00Speaker 1: either remember of.
- 9:01Speaker 5: The Clean Plate Club or you're not. I'm not. You
- 9:04Speaker 5: were not.
- 9:04Speaker 4: I'm a picky eater. But when you when you order
- 9:07Speaker 4: the steak, you're paying for the steak. You're not paying
- 9:08Speaker 4: for the whatever the fuck was else was on it.
- 9:12Speaker 4: And I ate the whole steak, Damn quick, damn good
- 9:15Speaker 4: steak too.
- 9:16Speaker 5: You did eat it. You did eat a good amount
- 9:18Speaker 5: of your steak. But I'm just telling you, like I
- 9:20Speaker 5: was saying, we're on fish Week, it's a fishing trip,
- 9:24Speaker 5: and we're at a seafood restaurant that specializes in bringing
- 9:27Speaker 5: in fish that day off the boat, grouper, nappers, you know.
- 9:33Speaker 5: And you were like, let me get the New York Strip,
- 9:36Speaker 5: no regrets, let me get let me get a cut
- 9:39Speaker 5: of meat that clearly some dockside restaurant in Florida will
- 9:43Speaker 5: do better than New York City the place, after which I.
- 9:47Speaker 4: Would say that that was better than most steaks I've
- 9:50Speaker 4: had in New York City.
- 9:52Speaker 1: But the fish was bad. I mean, the fish was transcendent.
- 9:55Speaker 1: You would love the fish and I had the sushi. No,
- 9:59Speaker 1: come on, now, you're having like an off put mustard
- 10:02Speaker 1: on my jack drink and a cliff bar to start
- 10:05Speaker 1: the day.
- 10:06Speaker 4: Brand Yeah, off brand, off your brands.
- 10:12Speaker 5: We work for the same company. It's our brands. It's
- 10:15Speaker 5: pretty on brand.
- 10:19Speaker 1: It's some off brands.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Never heard making it sound like I went to like,
- 10:23Speaker 4: fucking I'm drinking like a Publix zero sugar.
- 10:28Speaker 1: You're basically off You basically are having a seven to
- 10:32Speaker 1: eleven brand.
- 10:33Speaker 5: It's just a standard energy drink.
- 10:35Speaker 1: My point is to put a steak on your stomach
- 10:38Speaker 1: for when you know you have a long day the
- 10:39Speaker 1: next day, and then put that on your stomach and
- 10:42Speaker 1: then put the off brand energy bar on your stomach.
- 10:45Speaker 1: That's all fucking gross and disgusting.
- 10:47Speaker 5: No, it's not. Yes, it is. First of all, that's
- 10:50Speaker 5: what I need to get through the day. This is
- 10:52Speaker 5: what that's my fuel. No, if I have that fuel,
- 10:55Speaker 5: I'm not getting on a kayak if I drink that. Here,
- 10:57Speaker 5: he's going to be in Bogata, Colombia bachelor party someday
- 11:01Speaker 5: and he's gonna order the chicken Cordon blue. Yeah, we'll
- 11:05Speaker 5: be in Mexico and be like, let me have your
- 11:07Speaker 5: finest nagiri.
- 11:08Speaker 4: I mean my parents used to get max. We would
- 11:10Speaker 4: go to like a Mexican place and I would just
- 11:11Speaker 4: get a burger every time.
- 11:13Speaker 5: There you go.
- 11:14Speaker 1: Francis tried to do some vicious Birran tried to slam
- 11:17Speaker 1: me yesterday. Backfire didn't take.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Julie brickwalld by the gen Z crowd around us. So
- 11:23Speaker 5: all of our lovely producers are members of the generation Z. Right, Tyler,
- 11:27Speaker 5: are you gen Z?
- 11:30Speaker 4: They're all the same age twenty seven gen Z. No,
- 11:33Speaker 4: they're not, Yes they are.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Those two are. Tyler's two years older than you are.
- 11:37Speaker 4: Tyler's a year older than me, and they're both the
- 11:40Speaker 4: same age.
- 11:40Speaker 5: Two years, twenty seven and you just turned twenty five
- 11:43Speaker 5: and he's turning twenty years. That's the same age. We're
- 11:45Speaker 5: all the same age. No, I think that's a decent
- 11:47Speaker 5: enough gap. And then I would say that these two are.
- 11:49Speaker 4: You You're thirteen years older than me.
- 11:52Speaker 5: I'm not saying I'm part of this. Tyler's like a
- 11:54Speaker 5: year and a couple of months older than me.
- 11:57Speaker 4: He's two years whatever. You're your Your right is the right? Well,
- 12:02Speaker 4: I'm just saying we're all the same generation.
- 12:06Speaker 5: But I agree with that. Yeah, I said that. I
- 12:10Speaker 5: said they're all members of gen Z. Where's what you're
- 12:14Speaker 5: what are how are you contradicting?
- 12:17Speaker 4: Was you were like they were like our gen Z
- 12:19Speaker 4: producers and I was like, well, they're all the same
- 12:20Speaker 4: age as me. So you felt left out. I felt
- 12:23Speaker 4: left out. I felt level left out, and I felt
- 12:24Speaker 4: like it was somewhat somewhat of slander. By the way,
- 12:27Speaker 4: I don't say that you're younger because I feel like
- 12:30Speaker 4: you don't like it when I do that. Oh no,
- 12:32Speaker 4: I don't care, So I don't age drap.
- 12:34Speaker 1: He feels like you're agist. You're being an agent.
- 12:36Speaker 5: I feel like this is a little agist. I'm aging
- 12:38Speaker 5: myself in this fucking comment I'm trying to make. Before
- 12:43Speaker 5: I got my head bitten off for like being not,
- 12:47Speaker 5: you know, not specifying the date of birth with everyone
- 12:51Speaker 5: in the room.
- 12:52Speaker 6: I was going to say, well, so, so the story
- 12:55Speaker 6: that you told was two years ago, I was in
- 12:58Speaker 6: Albany with Tasqua and he got a burger at lunch twice. Yeah,
- 13:05Speaker 6: back to back day at lunch, and you were basically like,
- 13:08Speaker 6: can you fucking believe this guy got a burger.
- 13:11Speaker 1: And I had to like almost gently tell you, like,
- 13:14Speaker 1: I think a lot of people get.
- 13:16Speaker 5: Burger, Yeah you did, you did? I think we need
- 13:20Speaker 5: a little more context here.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Pretty frequently, I remember, I don't mean anything.
- 13:24Speaker 5: This menu that we were, you know, it had a
- 13:26Speaker 5: ton of stuff on it, and like they had salads
- 13:30Speaker 5: and pokey bowls and all kinds of stuff. And Harry
- 13:34Speaker 5: got the burger on back to back days and I'm
- 13:36Speaker 5: talking like burger with bacon. Yeah, yeah, you.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Cad looked like a eating competition.
- 13:43Speaker 5: Yeah, it looked like a challenge. Looked like something where
- 13:45Speaker 5: they'd put a fucking give you a T shirt if
- 13:48Speaker 5: you finished it. And we and we had to go
- 13:51Speaker 5: do shows that night, so I'm like, man.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Dude, headline. You know it's a little easier.
- 13:56Speaker 5: True, true, But I was like, man, are you sure
- 13:59Speaker 5: you want that? I think I remember being like that's
- 14:01Speaker 5: gonna be that's gonna sit in your stomach and be heavy.
- 14:04Speaker 5: You're like, no, I got it. And you did it
- 14:06Speaker 5: back to back days And I was telling this story
- 14:08Speaker 5: and every single person around the table was like a
- 14:11Speaker 5: burger for lunch. I mean, that's that's lunch.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Tyler said he does it five out of seven.
- 14:20Speaker 5: It was as if, like, to them, that is a peanut,
- 14:24Speaker 5: butter and jelly sandwich, and I'm like Jesus, if I
- 14:27Speaker 5: had a fucking fully loaded, messy cheeseburger at lunch, I
- 14:32Speaker 5: would need to lie down for a day and a half.
- 14:34Speaker 4: But is that like, like you like food effect like you,
- 14:37Speaker 4: I feel like you're like hyper aware of how the
- 14:39Speaker 4: food affects you.
- 14:41Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe listen, clearly, I'm a man on an island here.
- 14:44Speaker 4: No, no, I but I agree, like I feel awful
- 14:47Speaker 4: right now, so like I probably ye, you're right, I
- 14:48Speaker 4: probably shouldn't have but you didn't have a last night.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Oh I feel like I weigh three hundred pounds. I
- 14:56Speaker 4: just think, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
- 14:58Speaker 5: Uh.
- 14:58Speaker 1: I think people should be more aware of how food
- 15:01Speaker 1: affects their body, because then you make more conscious decisions
- 15:04Speaker 1: of what you eat, like maybe you travel light, or
- 15:06Speaker 1: if you have some fish in you, or if you
- 15:08Speaker 1: have these two things mixed, you're more likely to be
- 15:11Speaker 1: hungover or something like that. I think there's easier ways.
- 15:14Speaker 5: I'm done trying to prescribe nutrition to anybody.
- 15:19Speaker 1: What would be like just curious, like what would be
- 15:22Speaker 1: like your like a light lunch. No no, no, no
- 15:26Speaker 1: no no no no.
- 15:27Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say in the opposite direction, I'm saying, like,
- 15:30Speaker 4: for you, what would be like the slop it up meal?
- 15:34Speaker 5: Oh?
- 15:35Speaker 4: And it has to be just something simple, not like
- 15:38Speaker 4: it can't be like a specific dish from some restaurant.
- 15:41Speaker 5: You mean for lunch, specific anything.
- 15:43Speaker 4: Just like if you were like like you say, like
- 15:44Speaker 4: you were in my shoes and you were like you
- 15:47Speaker 4: you have an idea of I know you think that
- 15:50Speaker 4: I go home and I'm like, all right, what's for dinner?
- 15:53Speaker 5: Time to slop it up?
- 15:55Speaker 4: But like what like in your mind, Like what do
- 15:57Speaker 4: you think that is for you?
- 16:00Speaker 5: For me when I'm being indulgent?
- 16:02Speaker 4: Yeah, like your worst behavior. Yeah, I and I order
- 16:06Speaker 4: in order. Ina, if I order in I order.
- 16:10Speaker 5: From an Italian restaurant and I'll order like three different pastas,
- 16:14Speaker 5: got it, I'll have like three pasta entrees so that
- 16:17Speaker 5: I can have variety. And I mean I eat a lot. Yeah, yeah,
- 16:22Speaker 5: I believe that. And it's it's really like just a
- 16:25Speaker 5: full blown heart attack. The amount of butter. I might
- 16:27Speaker 5: as well just be eating sticks of butter.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Yeah, is that where you asking that question to see
- 16:31Speaker 1: what his heaviest meal is or just when he picks out,
- 16:35Speaker 1: like to see if he's still consciousness of how heavy
- 16:37Speaker 1: is going to be the next day, or if he's just.
- 16:40Speaker 4: Like just like what his idea of like picking out
- 16:42Speaker 4: would be. But I would say pasta. I mean, if
- 16:44Speaker 4: I have too much pasta, I feel like I'm like,
- 16:47Speaker 4: that's the fullest I've ever been.
- 16:48Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm talking messy, greasy, oily pasta. Yeah, extra cheese
- 16:53Speaker 5: right now. I remember I ate a lot of that
- 16:57Speaker 5: parmesan wheel, but not that much. I mean I had
- 17:00Speaker 5: one eightieth of it. Yeah, you can't have to how much?
- 17:02Speaker 5: Can you?
- 17:03Speaker 1: So?
- 17:03Speaker 5: I have the remaining thirty eight pounds of parmesan in
- 17:07Speaker 5: my refrigerator. Yeah, my whole apartment smells.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Sure.
- 17:11Speaker 5: It is leaking out. Every time I open my refrigerator.
- 17:14Speaker 5: It's like I'm opening a meat locker. Yeah, I mean
- 17:17Speaker 5: it's so fouls. How Ted Bundy got caught. Yeah, literally,
- 17:24Speaker 5: I don't know what to do with it. It's five year eight.
- 17:26Speaker 5: I mean, you can't throw away that much nice parmesan.
- 17:29Speaker 5: You have to like throw it in the woods or some.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Shit like cut it up. Into everybody else's trash.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Yeah, just place it a different play, spread it out
- 17:39Speaker 4: the parmesan killer, spread the the remains.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe you have that much parmesan. Still,
- 17:46Speaker 1: can't you just get rid of that?
- 17:47Speaker 5: You'd be surprised how infrequently you eat parmesan. Yeah, you
- 17:52Speaker 5: have to. You's gonna have to start eat a lot
- 17:53Speaker 5: of spaghetti. Well, that's the thing is that, like I
- 17:55Speaker 5: do order pasta and then I'm like, all right, I
- 17:57Speaker 5: guess it's time for me to use my legs to
- 18:01Speaker 5: lift this parmesan wheel out and then I'll fucking grab
- 18:05Speaker 5: the grater. And it's a nightmare.
- 18:07Speaker 4: If you don't think you could just start like cutting
- 18:10Speaker 4: off like half I should and maybe maybe take it
- 18:13Speaker 4: to Facebook marketplace. Oh yeah, yeah, Well I send them
- 18:16Speaker 4: a photo of it in the fridge and be like,
- 18:17Speaker 4: trust me, it's fresh, no funny business here, so they'll be.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Like, you got the stuff? Yeah, like a shady meeting.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I'm in the same boat as you right now. I
- 18:26Speaker 1: have all these cases of corona that I brought back
- 18:29Speaker 1: from my kids' birthday and people didn't need it. And
- 18:32Speaker 1: I'm not going to just throw out the corona. I
- 18:34Speaker 1: tried to give it to the valet workers at the hotel.
- 18:36Speaker 1: They said their boss wouldn't let them take it. And
- 18:38Speaker 1: so now my fridge at home is just golden. Oh
- 18:42Speaker 1: it looks like Marshall Taniera. It's just like there's just
- 18:45Speaker 1: a fucking corona top to bottom of my fridge. I
- 18:48Speaker 1: don't know what to do with it. Do I have
- 18:49Speaker 1: to just I'll tell you what.
- 18:51Speaker 5: I'll tell you what to do. Go to like a
- 18:53Speaker 5: gas station or like a store near a high school,
- 18:57Speaker 5: and you will find some wayward teams.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Should I have here, hard hard pricing on it? You can?
- 19:04Speaker 5: You can sell those for a song.
- 19:07Speaker 4: I mean you put down like twenty coronas yesterday. What's
- 19:09Speaker 4: the harmon fifty more?
- 19:11Speaker 1: Because I'm not on a boat, maybe I'll get like
- 19:13Speaker 1: the ferry from Yeah, yeah, just start taking off ferries
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- 20:41Speaker 4: Usually the best part about not drinking is making other
- 20:44Speaker 4: people feel awful about drinking, even when they've only had
- 20:46Speaker 4: like one beer. You just go, wow, I really drink,
- 20:49Speaker 4: you drink? I want to quick. Yeah, that one went
- 20:51Speaker 4: down fast.
- 20:53Speaker 1: You hit me with what was there a hole in
- 20:55Speaker 1: that thing? Yeah?
- 20:57Speaker 4: Run and cracked a beer and then we before we
- 20:59Speaker 4: even got off the dock, that thing was empty.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Because I'm passing it around like a good friend. Are
- 21:04Speaker 1: you are passing it around like a joint.
- 21:06Speaker 5: I had six beers yesterday on the boat, but I
- 21:11Speaker 5: don't feel bad about it, because when you catch the tarpin,
- 21:15Speaker 5: you got to have a celebratory beerd.
- 21:17Speaker 4: I think when all you catch is a blue runner,
- 21:18Speaker 4: they make you pledge ten more years of sobriety. You
- 21:24Speaker 4: were thinking about it though, you were looking at the beers. Yeah,
- 21:27Speaker 4: I said I would have a beer if I caught
- 21:29Speaker 4: a tarpin. Oh okay, yeah, Well what about today? If
- 21:32Speaker 4: you catch a fish today, will you have a beer? No?
- 21:35Speaker 5: Because I think I'll catch a fish today. So you
- 21:37Speaker 5: really set yourself up, you hedge?
- 21:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't. Also, I'm not like really
- 21:42Speaker 4: like Jones and for a beer.
- 21:44Speaker 5: No, I'm not trying to push you to have a beer.
- 21:45Speaker 5: I just don't know. I'm surprised you even consider having one.
- 21:48Speaker 4: Oh, I've been trying to consider more, just a single
- 21:51Speaker 4: beer lifestyle. I haven't tried it yet, though, I've never
- 21:57Speaker 4: heard of a single beer life thinking behind it it
- 22:00Speaker 4: just have one when you can't special occasions like that,
- 22:05Speaker 4: then a toast.
- 22:07Speaker 5: That's nice. I actually think that's like the most responsible
- 22:10Speaker 5: drinking I've ever heard been.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're congratulating him for the idea of it.
- 22:15Speaker 5: I haven't done it.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like in theory, that sounds nice. But that's
- 22:19Speaker 1: the point of having a beer. You either realize how
- 22:22Speaker 1: good you're feeling and you want to go downhill a
- 22:24Speaker 1: little bit, or you start to get a little bit hungover.
- 22:26Speaker 1: You're like, man, let me get another fucking beer.
- 22:28Speaker 4: I think that that's why I didn't have one, because
- 22:30Speaker 4: I was like, it's one of the Yeah, no, I
- 22:33Speaker 4: think that I have one. I'm having fifteen. That's the problem.
- 22:36Speaker 4: I don't think that.
- 22:37Speaker 5: I think that what you are talking about sounds like
- 22:41Speaker 5: a slope with the strongest footing. Oh yeah, the least
- 22:45Speaker 5: slippery slope I've ever heard of in my life.
- 22:48Speaker 4: If we're on a boat and I crack a beer
- 22:51Speaker 4: drink the whole beer, and then there's like another round
- 22:53Speaker 4: of beers going around. What do you think I'm gonna do? Yeah, no,
- 22:57Speaker 4: I'll just take another diet coke. No, go, Yeah, let's
- 23:00Speaker 4: get fucking hammered. And now I'm getting hammered.
- 23:02Speaker 5: I mean, given that I haven't seen you have a
- 23:04Speaker 5: drink in like four years, I think you would stop yourself. Yeah.
- 23:09Speaker 4: Probably, maybe I'll probably get hammered off of one beer.
- 23:14Speaker 5: Well, that would be pathetic.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I am pathetic on a boat though, It's like you
- 23:19Speaker 1: have to keep on going too. You have nowhere to go.
- 23:21Speaker 1: You can't be like, all right, I'm gonna go to
- 23:22Speaker 1: my room. Yeah.
- 23:23Speaker 4: Also that also the being on the boat, because I
- 23:25Speaker 4: know I would just have to piss immediately.
- 23:27Speaker 5: None of us pissed, not one of us, and I
- 23:30Speaker 5: had I had to do.
- 23:31Speaker 4: I had to when we got off the when we
- 23:32Speaker 4: left the dock, I still had I was like, I
- 23:34Speaker 4: have to piss already.
- 23:36Speaker 1: I pissed when I ate the last quarter of the
- 23:38Speaker 1: tuna sandwich. Oh my god.
- 23:41Speaker 4: I said yesterday that when we got back to the
- 23:44Speaker 4: When we got back to the we got we docked
- 23:46Speaker 4: the boat, and then we were walking back and roan
- 23:49Speaker 4: had like a seven eleven tuna sandwich that had been
- 23:52Speaker 4: in the car for like four hours, the hot car
- 23:55Speaker 4: and you, and there was like half of it left.
- 23:56Speaker 4: And he said that he took a bite of it,
- 23:58Speaker 4: and then he saw us walking towards him, and he
- 23:59Speaker 4: threw it in the woods.
- 24:02Speaker 1: I didn't just take a bite, like I took one
- 24:04Speaker 1: of those like all right, I'm gonna throw out this
- 24:06Speaker 1: such pizza. I'm not gonna eat a type of bite
- 24:08Speaker 1: where you took like a bite another bike, yeah, and
- 24:11Speaker 1: another bite, and then like filled your mouth like a
- 24:13Speaker 1: chipmunk as much as possible. And then I tried to
- 24:15Speaker 1: shut it into the woods because I was so ashamed that.
- 24:19Speaker 5: This was an evidence de leating bite. Yeah, I get
- 24:22Speaker 5: rid of it. Here's for example, for just for context
- 24:25Speaker 5: on how hot the car was in which that tuna
- 24:28Speaker 5: sandwich baked for five hours. When I opened my toilet trees,
- 24:32Speaker 5: and this is at like seven thirty pm, by the way, right,
- 24:36Speaker 5: I opened my toilet trees. When we got back to
- 24:39Speaker 5: the Airbnb, all my creams were hot.
- 24:42Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, I opened my backpack. I still told
- 24:45Speaker 4: out like a sweatshirt.
- 24:46Speaker 5: It was warm as hell.
- 24:47Speaker 1: I was like what the fuck my creams.
- 24:50Speaker 5: My creams were hot, which means like they were runnier
- 24:53Speaker 5: than ever, which means that that is the temperature they
- 24:57Speaker 5: had cooked down in which you baked your already room
- 25:01Speaker 5: temp tuna Sandway.
- 25:02Speaker 1: The top layer of the tuna salad sandwich had cooked
- 25:06Speaker 1: in the sun. It was like the top layer of
- 25:08Speaker 1: the breads are harder.
- 25:09Speaker 5: Than the under.
- 25:10Speaker 1: It was like fucking like you could tap on tuna
- 25:13Speaker 1: car car.
- 25:14Speaker 5: It was.
- 25:16Speaker 1: It was gross, but I was I thought that we
- 25:18Speaker 1: were going to have to record this last night, so I.
- 25:20Speaker 5: Was just like, all, get some fuel.
- 25:24Speaker 4: Yeah, yesterday, it wasn't really a great food day until
- 25:26Speaker 4: the evening.
- 25:27Speaker 5: No, Yeah, the dinner was great.
- 25:28Speaker 1: That's why we like had to make the executive decision.
- 25:31Speaker 1: We needed him around dinner. We needed If we had
- 25:33Speaker 1: just done this last night, we would have been at
- 25:35Speaker 1: each other's throats, crumped out.
- 25:37Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have been so cranky. But we still
- 25:39Speaker 4: haven't watched a movie. I will say that the roan
- 25:43Speaker 4: fell asleep, you will, Francis. You did I and that's
- 25:46Speaker 4: why I called it.
- 25:47Speaker 1: But I called it to save you because I was
- 25:49Speaker 1: about to.
- 25:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:50Speaker 4: I looked over, your eyes were closed and then I
- 25:52Speaker 4: like moved around a little bit and you woke back up,
- 25:54Speaker 4: and then I was like, I'm gonna go to bed.
- 25:56Speaker 1: You rustled to wake me up.
- 25:57Speaker 5: Yeah, what movie were you watching? Were watching YouTube videos?
- 26:00Speaker 5: We're watching Whoever's fucking airbnb?
- 26:03Speaker 4: This is We were just searching through their history trying
- 26:05Speaker 4: to find nasty shit.
- 26:07Speaker 1: We were algorithms. We were watching the baby Trump jd Vance.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Oh dude, we can go to their history.
- 26:15Speaker 4: They've got like it's like it's like baby Trump, Baby
- 26:19Speaker 4: Trump tells, uh Baby jd Vance like what something?
- 26:23Speaker 5: I don't know? And we turned it on, being like
- 26:25Speaker 5: it's gonna be hilarious.
- 26:27Speaker 1: I don't even know if we just were spying on
- 26:29Speaker 1: their life looking at someone's algorithm. It is very private.
- 26:31Speaker 4: Yeah, watching that was like it was like it was
- 26:33Speaker 4: honestly like I felt like part of me felt sad
- 26:37Speaker 4: because I was like, this isn't even funny. That was
- 26:40Speaker 4: like the worst video I've ever seen.
- 26:42Speaker 1: And they lap us in views. Oh yeah, we're trying views. Yeah, yeah,
- 26:48Speaker 1: someone just farted that thing out.
- 26:50Speaker 4: It was literally I thought it wasn't even like baby
- 26:51Speaker 4: Trump's voice. It was just Trump's voice over like a
- 26:56Speaker 4: baby who's the words.
- 26:58Speaker 5: Aren't even lining up with the mouth. What are you doing?
- 27:02Speaker 5: I have a confession to make you know. I heard
- 27:04Speaker 5: you guys disparaging the baby Trump thing. I said, I
- 27:07Speaker 5: had to go to bed. I went into my bedroom
- 27:09Speaker 5: and watched an hour and was giggling with my face
- 27:13Speaker 5: in the pillow, just kicking his feet so you guys
- 27:15Speaker 5: wouldn't see or hear me. I loved it. Let's get
- 27:19Speaker 5: back to uh, the uh alpaca that we caught. Uh,
- 27:24Speaker 5: you know, excuse me. The the tarpin, the tarpin. I
- 27:27Speaker 5: don't know why. Why did I? I don't know. I
- 27:30Speaker 5: thought it started with an a tarpin. Yeah, I don't
- 27:34Speaker 5: know why.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Maybe think an alba core too.
- 27:36Speaker 5: Maybe that's what I'm thinking about.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Alba core which was on that sandwich. It was half albucore,
- 27:40Speaker 1: half yellow fin. That tuna solad sandwich. I was it
- 27:44Speaker 1: set it on the specific fish it was albare.
- 27:48Speaker 4: I'd be willing to be sandwich. I'd be willing to
- 27:52Speaker 4: bet that fish had zero percent fish in it, probably
- 27:55Speaker 4: or like a sandwich. It like passed by a fish
- 27:58Speaker 4: on the conveyor belt. Yeah, looked at it.
- 28:00Speaker 5: That tuna lived its entire life in an aquarium in
- 28:05Speaker 5: a Chinese food restaurant. Yeah, so you said you like that,
- 28:08Speaker 5: You said you liked the farm.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Yeah, that was better. I brought over the waitress last night.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I was like, which one of these are farmed?
- 28:16Speaker 5: Yeah? That was a floor model tuna. It only came
- 28:19Speaker 5: out of the tank when when they were doing their.
- 28:21Speaker 1: Drive it right off the lot. Yeah, yeah, that's the tarpin.
- 28:27Speaker 1: We can talk. I could talk Tarban all day.
- 28:29Speaker 5: Let's talk.
- 28:30Speaker 1: I feel like that was my cast just as much
- 28:32Speaker 1: as your catch, team catch. Huh, team team catch.
- 28:36Speaker 5: But I'm going to say it was more Roan's catch
- 28:38Speaker 5: than Harry's catch, though.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Well Harry had I went percentage wise, it was more
- 28:42Speaker 1: my catch because he had every cast. We let you
- 28:46Speaker 1: cast like it was a Make a Wish foundation. Felt
- 28:49Speaker 1: like me and Francis would like swap out. You had
- 28:52Speaker 1: twice as many casts as as either Roan.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Or I don't know what it is about going out
- 28:58Speaker 4: on like a chartered fishing trip, but like, no matter
- 29:00Speaker 4: what it is, I feel like it's.
- 29:02Speaker 5: A make a Wish situation for me. Like I feel
- 29:06Speaker 5: like I fish a lot and then I got out
- 29:10Speaker 5: there and they're like, Okay, now undo the bail, let
- 29:14Speaker 5: some line out. He hated this. He hated that he
- 29:18Speaker 5: wasn't allowed to cast his own rod or remove the blue,
- 29:23Speaker 5: the deep blue. Well I did remove the blue. Runner
- 29:26Speaker 5: had to stand my ground.
- 29:29Speaker 1: You ripped it through the side like a three hole
- 29:31Speaker 1: punch notebook coming out.
- 29:35Speaker 3: I did not.
- 29:40Speaker 1: I perfectly removed it.
- 29:41Speaker 5: I got it, captain perfectly. I did.
- 29:44Speaker 1: I was like, I got it. I got this one cap. Yeah,
- 29:48Speaker 1: but they put they throw it for you, They put
- 29:50Speaker 1: the bait on for you, they'll cast it, they'll hand
- 29:54Speaker 1: it to you.
- 29:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 29:55Speaker 4: I think I think today we're going to be fishing.
- 29:58Speaker 4: Me and Rome were watching when you went to bed.
- 30:00Speaker 4: We were watching mangrove fishing videos in Florida. So I
- 30:03Speaker 4: think we're gonna be using lures ideally nice, but I
- 30:06Speaker 4: think there might be some live bait as well. I
- 30:08Speaker 4: will say I definitely was wrong about the live bait
- 30:12Speaker 4: in terms of what we were doing with this, Like
- 30:14Speaker 4: this was a lot more hands on live bait because
- 30:17Speaker 4: you got to like watch the drift and all that,
- 30:20Speaker 4: and it was crabs. It wasn't just a big ass
- 30:22Speaker 4: fish on the other end.
- 30:23Speaker 5: Yeah, So you've changed your opinion about live bait fishing.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Well, it's because he was publicly embarrassed on the local dock, right, yeah,
- 30:31Speaker 1: I was publicly embarrassed on the locals dock.
- 30:33Speaker 5: They called me gay. They called me gay.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Fat old lady called you gay.
- 30:38Speaker 5: They called me gay. What.
- 30:40Speaker 4: I don't know if I was part of this, that
- 30:42Speaker 4: fat old lady. Well no, they didn't actually call me gay.
- 30:45Speaker 4: But we were like. Rome was like, yeah, what did
- 30:48Speaker 4: you say? You said something to the captain. You were like,
- 30:50Speaker 4: we're gonna do anything.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Well, he said, live fishing is he said, using live
- 30:53Speaker 1: bait is cheating, and the old lady, yeah, I said
- 30:56Speaker 1: that to the captain. I was like, sas said, using
- 30:59Speaker 1: live bait is cheating, and the old fat lady was like, yeah,
- 31:03Speaker 1: well cheated that.
- 31:04Speaker 4: But then didn't he say something about fly fishing being gay?
- 31:07Speaker 1: Yes, and he said fly fishing scse Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 31:10Speaker 1: they double teamed you.
- 31:11Speaker 5: It was just yeah, I got it, but we didn't like,
- 31:13Speaker 5: you embarrassed me.
- 31:14Speaker 1: He gritted his teeth. It's like you embarrassed fish.
- 31:18Speaker 5: I mean, for what it's worth that when I the
- 31:21Speaker 5: only cast I did myself the whole day he made
- 31:24Speaker 5: fun of and it was the last cast, and it
- 31:28Speaker 5: was the cast that caught the monster.
- 31:30Speaker 1: It was the perfect cast. Ocean's eleven.
- 31:32Speaker 5: It was the cast that caught the tarpin. And he
- 31:35Speaker 5: now he did eat his, he ate his, he did crow,
- 31:38Speaker 5: he ate crow. Yeah you ever heard that saying of
- 31:40Speaker 5: course eating crow. Yeah, yeah, taking ship it's.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Worse than eating tarp And honestly, that's what I heard.
- 31:47Speaker 5: Yeah, very bony.
- 31:49Speaker 4: Uh, I forgot what I was gonna say. The Yeah
- 31:54Speaker 4: they said that we were gay. Oh that's what I
- 31:58Speaker 4: was trying to say. I did I tell you, guys?
- 32:00Speaker 4: I think I told you about when I went into
- 32:02Speaker 4: the store. Yes, did I tell you I went into
- 32:05Speaker 4: the store?
- 32:06Speaker 5: Oh you did tell us? Yeah, okay, Like I don't
- 32:08Speaker 5: even know what.
- 32:09Speaker 4: I was just like bored, and I was like, I'm
- 32:11Speaker 4: going to go into the tackle shop and I ended
- 32:13Speaker 4: up buying dramamine.
- 32:14Speaker 5: Yeah, really quick. This we're at the marina, and this
- 32:17Speaker 5: is a like it. Even though you said it was
- 32:20Speaker 5: where all the tourists come, this felt like the locals marina.
- 32:24Speaker 5: It was very kind of.
- 32:25Speaker 1: There was a black up it said it was built
- 32:27Speaker 1: in nineteen twenty six, so it's one hundred years old.
- 32:31Speaker 1: It's like very character driven, but it's wood planks that
- 32:33Speaker 1: with their separation, like if you spilled the drama meane
- 32:36Speaker 1: it's going to fall into the doctor.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean Sewan did that.
- 32:40Speaker 4: You know, the two of them, there's two good soldiers there.
- 32:46Speaker 5: If you walked into the actual sort of store so
- 32:49Speaker 5: to speak, they look at the family. Yeah, they looked
- 32:52Speaker 5: at you like you had interrupted their dinner.
- 32:54Speaker 4: It was like the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- 32:58Speaker 4: where they're like laying in the beds.
- 33:00Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a woman sitting in a wicker chair facing
- 33:04Speaker 5: away from you in the middle, like right in front
- 33:07Speaker 5: of the register.
- 33:08Speaker 1: They're expecting you.
- 33:09Speaker 4: They're like, wasn't anywhere to like stand or pay or.
- 33:13Speaker 5: It really felt like we were the sort of like
- 33:16Speaker 5: out of place white kids that arrive in the in
- 33:20Speaker 5: the town because our van is broken down at the
- 33:23Speaker 5: start of the horror movie. Yeah, you know, they're like, well,
- 33:26Speaker 5: we can help me. Yeah, and then they bring us
- 33:29Speaker 5: up to some guy that you know, strips our back
- 33:32Speaker 5: of skin and turns it into furniture or some shit.
- 33:36Speaker 4: But yeah, I keep going, well, yeah, I mean we
- 33:39Speaker 4: were I went into that shop just to buy dramamine,
- 33:41Speaker 4: and I was like, I mean, it's not even gonna
- 33:44Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna be able to explain it well.
- 33:45Speaker 4: But I like it was just a series of fuck
- 33:48Speaker 4: ups that just ended in just total humiliation with like
- 33:54Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm looking for the dramamine. They come over,
- 33:56Speaker 4: they help me find it, and then I'm like she's like,
- 33:59Speaker 4: you got it's cash on and I'm like, oh yeah,
- 34:00Speaker 4: I got cash. And then I like I'm like put
- 34:02Speaker 4: my sunglasses up on top of my head so I
- 34:05Speaker 4: can see because it's dark, and then I take my
- 34:07Speaker 4: wallet out and then I'm like looking through for the cash,
- 34:10Speaker 4: and then my sunglasses kind of start like falling off
- 34:12Speaker 4: my head. So then I'm trying to like trying to
- 34:14Speaker 4: like fix the sunglasses, but I'm also holding the wallet
- 34:18Speaker 4: and I got like other shit in my hands. And
- 34:20Speaker 4: then just like every single credit card, like debit card,
- 34:24Speaker 4: gift card, every single thing in my wallet falls out
- 34:28Speaker 4: of my wallet like all at once, which happens like
- 34:30Speaker 4: I've showed like I have an old, shitty wallet, so
- 34:33Speaker 4: it's like too loose. Everything is just in one compartment,
- 34:38Speaker 4: and then if they go, they all.
- 34:39Speaker 5: Go, one go, they all go.
- 34:43Speaker 4: So it's like I like I like my license, my
- 34:45Speaker 4: credit card go and then I'm like scrambling and then
- 34:48Speaker 4: just everything goes, and then the sunglasses go too. And
- 34:52Speaker 4: then I'm standing there holding like eight dollars in cash
- 34:56Speaker 4: for the fucking dramamine and I'm surrounded by my own
- 34:59Speaker 4: care ID cards and my son. She's like, don't step back,
- 35:02Speaker 4: your sunglasses are right behind you. And then my face
- 35:10Speaker 4: is fucking bright. I'm beating red. I'm so embarrassed. And
- 35:14Speaker 4: then she's like, you lost your pocket and I was like, oh.
- 35:17Speaker 5: Yeah, your pocket.
- 35:19Speaker 4: Yeah, like as a joke, Oh oh, good from her,
- 35:23Speaker 4: and then and then I laughed, and then she said
- 35:25Speaker 4: it again and I was like yeah, and then she
- 35:28Speaker 4: explained it. She was like, I used to work on
- 35:30Speaker 4: a golf course and when people.
- 35:31Speaker 5: Would lose their wallet, I would say, you lost your pocket.
- 35:34Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, no, I got it. The
- 35:35Speaker 5: first two times. I'll be honest with you, I didn't.
- 35:38Speaker 5: And I'm actually it's almost as if she's explained it
- 35:41Speaker 5: to me. Maybe that's what it was for. I'm glad.
- 35:45Speaker 4: Yeah, she probably knew that I would pick it up
- 35:47Speaker 4: on me. You're going to have a friend who will
- 35:49Speaker 4: not follow the pocket joke.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Everybody's a comedian.
- 35:53Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh that was funny too. Yeah, that was funny
- 35:57Speaker 5: at dinner last night. Oh my god, I'm almost I'm
- 36:00Speaker 5: ashamed to tell this. Following the I was in a
- 36:05Speaker 5: very celebratory move.
- 36:06Speaker 1: You had six and then you had some cocktails.
- 36:09Speaker 5: Yeah. I was feeling quite bullied by the day's events
- 36:14Speaker 5: and enjoying the camaraderie. And you know, I'm looking at
- 36:18Speaker 5: a table full of friends that we're all excited to eat. Meanwhile,
- 36:22Speaker 5: Harry's texting up a storm. I don't know who was
- 36:26Speaker 5: so desperate for your attention, but you all dinner. No.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Maybe in the beginning of dinner, I was checking in
- 36:32Speaker 5: on people. I felt like you had business to attend to,
- 36:35Speaker 5: so I was trying to overcompensate checking in on strong friends.
- 36:39Speaker 4: I was great Francis tournament, and he goes, are you okay?
- 36:41Speaker 5: I thought you were like in trouble. I was. I
- 36:44Speaker 5: was worried about you. Well, I knew you'd had some
- 36:49Speaker 5: some business stuff that you were kind of working through,
- 36:51Speaker 5: and so I thought maybe that had carried over and
- 36:53Speaker 5: you were I wanted to make sure you were.
- 36:56Speaker 4: Not upset about it. I don't know, no, no, no,
- 36:59Speaker 4: I was good, positive vibes.
- 37:01Speaker 5: Well, right, so I'm trying to basically like lean forward
- 37:05Speaker 5: and give Harry the privacy of his business work on
- 37:08Speaker 5: his phone. And therefore I'm, you know, doing all the
- 37:12Speaker 5: fucking dancing and jigging around. And a waiter came out
- 37:16Speaker 5: and was like, what would you guys like to have?
- 37:18Speaker 5: And someone said I'll have the Grouper and I was like, grouper,
- 37:21Speaker 5: I hardly know her, and he didn't laugh.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Then after a second, nobody laughed, and then he started
- 37:29Speaker 1: laughing and he was like, I'm gonna give you that one.
- 37:32Speaker 5: He said something.
- 37:32Speaker 1: He I'm gonna give you that one.
- 37:34Speaker 4: I feel like you said something to get him to
- 37:37Speaker 4: say that. You were like nothing, maybe I didn't, Maybe
- 37:43Speaker 4: I did, maybe I and honestly I didn't.
- 37:45Speaker 5: And then I was like no, and then he started
- 37:47Speaker 5: to and I was like, no, I don't deserve Yeah.
- 37:49Speaker 1: I was like, don't enable.
- 37:50Speaker 5: Him anything for that. That was meant to be a
- 37:53Speaker 5: joke that falls flat. I wasn't trying that. That's not
- 37:56Speaker 5: even one of the like Grouper doesn't work for one
- 37:59Speaker 5: of those jokes. It was an anti humor. No, I'm
- 38:03Speaker 5: saying because like you you know, Michael Scott says that
- 38:06Speaker 5: in the office. Yeah yeah, he's like, banger, I hardly
- 38:09Speaker 5: know her, Like it has to be something that could
- 38:12Speaker 5: be a yeah for fucking.
- 38:14Speaker 1: But at that time, but none of that context, Like
- 38:18Speaker 1: you weren't able to give that to that guy. No,
- 38:20Speaker 1: he thought that you were just trying your best. And
- 38:22Speaker 1: so he was like, everybody wants to be a comedian. Yeah.
- 38:26Speaker 4: No, he was like, didn't he say like a guy
- 38:29Speaker 4: wants to be a comedian? He was like, I don't
- 38:31Speaker 4: want to like hurt his feelings. He's like, who knows,
- 38:32Speaker 4: Like maybe he wants to be a comedian someday.
- 38:34Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, maybe it'll be a comedian someday. And
- 38:37Speaker 5: I was like someday. And then he was like he's like, hey,
- 38:39Speaker 5: let me know, like if you ever make it. Yeah,
- 38:41Speaker 5: He's like I come.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Back here, yeah yeah. And then he went away and
- 38:45Speaker 1: France was like playing tet Garden in two weeks t
- 38:49Speaker 1: Garden two weeks people.
- 38:53Speaker 5: This guy doesn't know about tom.
- 38:57Speaker 1: It was a it was an anti jokey walking away, Yeah.
- 39:04Speaker 5: How do you feel about it?
- 39:05Speaker 1: Now?
- 39:05Speaker 5: Waiter waiter in Florida know.
- 39:08Speaker 1: Who I am? You should have hiten with it. Do
- 39:11Speaker 1: you know who I am? But yeah, you can't chase
- 39:14Speaker 1: that one. That was funny. Clear my plates, boss boy,
- 39:17Speaker 1: there were enough. Yeah, there's a lot of funny people
- 39:20Speaker 1: down here. You know that lady's funny, that waiter's funny.
- 39:23Speaker 1: They're funny as fuck.
- 39:24Speaker 5: Yeah. Shop I went into yesterday. It was funny. They
- 39:26Speaker 5: had a They had a Dysantis bobblehead that I was
- 39:30Speaker 5: going to buy your own, but then it ended up
- 39:32Speaker 5: actually being kind of expensive, and I'm like, is this
- 39:34Speaker 5: worth it?
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- 42:39Speaker 1: But they also had like big Golf of America shirts
- 42:43Speaker 1: everything else, Yeah, Pastel. But then they had like cartoon
- 42:47Speaker 1: Golf of America shirts out, Yeah, next to all the
- 42:49Speaker 1: Pastel shit.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Very Americana.
- 42:52Speaker 1: It just jumped out. You gotta wear a pass sel
- 42:54Speaker 1: down here and everything closes super early.
- 42:57Speaker 5: Hmm.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Thank guy, we got the hook.
- 42:59Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, I'm excited for today. We're going to be
- 43:04Speaker 5: out kayaking around the mangroves and looking for manatees and dolphins.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Yesterday I saw a dolphin fully jump out of the
- 43:13Speaker 1: water in the bay.
- 43:14Speaker 5: I'm pretty confident I saw a shark. I'm I would
- 43:18Speaker 5: say ninety nine percent sure that I saw a shark
- 43:21Speaker 5: fin and he wouldn't I asked our captain. Captain ed
- 43:24Speaker 5: before the day began, I said, can I jump in
- 43:26Speaker 5: at some point because I love to that that helps
- 43:28Speaker 5: sort of like remember when Maximus and Gladiator before every
- 43:32Speaker 5: battle would already you pick up the dirt and he
- 43:36Speaker 5: would rub it in his hands as if to ground
- 43:39Speaker 5: himself and get a sense of the footing and whatever else.
- 43:41Speaker 1: It's like when a kicker is about to go out
- 43:43Speaker 1: and they pick up some of the grass. Yeah, kind
- 43:45Speaker 1: of get the wind.
- 43:47Speaker 5: I say.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Yeah, like like the that photo of like Tiger's caddy.
- 43:51Speaker 5: Yah, yeah, a cigarette in the air. Have you not?
- 43:55Speaker 5: Have you not seen Gladiator? Wow? That's a that's a
- 44:00Speaker 5: good one.
- 44:00Speaker 4: I haven't seen really any of those, like medieval movies.
- 44:03Speaker 5: I haven't seen Gladiator. The Gladiator would be the place
- 44:05Speaker 5: to start. That was an iconic movie.
- 44:08Speaker 4: It's just not really my genre for some reason. What
- 44:11Speaker 4: would you say, you're gen Maybe that's low t of
- 44:13Speaker 4: me to say, but it's not.
- 44:15Speaker 1: It's just never really that Like The Patriot, all these
- 44:18Speaker 1: movies that were just on during the daytime, those are
- 44:21Speaker 1: high team movies.
- 44:22Speaker 5: Well, wait, which one is The Patriot?
- 44:24Speaker 1: Patriots? Mel Gibson, he like protects his family whenever somebody
- 44:27Speaker 1: has to go on a crusade to protect their family
- 44:30Speaker 1: or to write some kind of wrong. Those are high
- 44:32Speaker 1: team movies. I am like, I don't have to.
- 44:35Speaker 5: I'm just those days are behind me. I don't do
- 44:39Speaker 5: that anymore, but I am have to. I do watch
- 44:42Speaker 5: high team films.
- 44:44Speaker 1: What Transformers?
- 44:45Speaker 5: Well today, that's maybe the highest T movie. There is
- 44:48Speaker 5: a bad example. B Yeah, I watch a lot of
- 44:52Speaker 5: war movies.
- 44:53Speaker 4: These are war movies, yeah, but not the kind of
- 44:55Speaker 4: war that's interesting to me.
- 44:57Speaker 5: The civil the revolutionary? What? What are you looking for? What?
- 45:02Speaker 5: World War two? Mm?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Even World War two? Only like modern warfare?
- 45:07Speaker 4: Yeah, like honestly, like anything from the eighties and up,
- 45:10Speaker 4: Cold War.
- 45:11Speaker 5: Yeah, Afghanistan, old war exactly. All right, So that's where, okay,
- 45:16Speaker 5: I get it.
- 45:16Speaker 4: But I mean I've seen, because I've seen so many
- 45:18Speaker 4: World War two movies and document you've seen Troy stuff.
- 45:21Speaker 4: Now civil war and revolutionary war like, as far as
- 45:25Speaker 4: I'm concerned, those never even happened.
- 45:28Speaker 1: No interest at all. New York Civil War.
- 45:30Speaker 5: I guess you can't really say that about that one
- 45:32Speaker 5: was for the best, but revolutionary had you're not with that?
- 45:38Speaker 4: Cause no, that one wasn't really for me, that's a
- 45:41Speaker 4: little too before my time.
- 45:43Speaker 1: That's the only time we had the upper hand against colonizers,
- 45:46Speaker 1: that we as Americans could be like you fucking colonizers.
- 45:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I just never like we learned about it in
- 45:52Speaker 4: schools for so long, like we must have studied the
- 45:56Speaker 4: Revolutionary War for ten years straight.
- 45:58Speaker 5: Is it possible that the Revolutionary War is the last
- 46:03Speaker 5: war that we had in America where everybody politically, no
- 46:07Speaker 5: matter what was on, is in agreement that that was right.
- 46:12Speaker 4: I don't know, Well, we don't know if that. I
- 46:13Speaker 4: bet there was definitely some fucking who are Is there
- 46:18Speaker 4: anyone in like Britain Brooklyn?
- 46:21Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like if only you know, I said, all along,
- 46:26Speaker 5: England's doing great? Uh have we? I mean because you
- 46:30Speaker 5: you the Civil War obviously very divisive, and there are
- 46:34Speaker 5: people in the South today who resent that.
- 46:37Speaker 4: War, probably within probably within like a mile radius of
- 46:41Speaker 4: right here, correct, and then from there who are still
- 46:45Speaker 4: just furious about the Civil War.
- 46:47Speaker 5: Oh I guess what am I saying? Now? World War
- 46:49Speaker 5: One and World War Two, everyone universally agrees. I think
- 46:53Speaker 5: politically that we did the right thing. I don't know
- 46:56Speaker 5: about universe Japan, probably doesn't. No, I'm saying America like,
- 47:01Speaker 5: there's no you know, there's nobody in Louisiana flying a
- 47:10Speaker 5: Japanese flag right now now now being like you.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Know, yeah, yeah, maybe like the Mexican War, the French
- 47:17Speaker 1: American War, the Spanish War. But those also could have
- 47:19Speaker 1: been small enough conflicts where people just didn't have a
- 47:22Speaker 1: political opinion.
- 47:23Speaker 5: They didn't even care. Yeah, yeah, probably right now. But
- 47:27Speaker 5: you go to Vietnam and then Afghanistan and all, you know,
- 47:31Speaker 5: people were pretty up for excited about the Golf War,
- 47:34Speaker 5: I guess they were. Yeah, that was heralded as a
- 47:40Speaker 5: classic American victory. It was very short. We didn't lose anyone. Really.
- 47:45Speaker 1: When was that nineteen ninety Yeah, it was Busch Bush. Yeah, sick,
- 47:49Speaker 1: sick when you know he's you know, he stays around here.
- 47:53Speaker 5: Yeah that's right, Well he's dead, but.
- 47:54Speaker 1: George Bush and his family, his seed stills around here.
- 47:58Speaker 5: W w's down here, he's looking around? Yeah, is he
- 48:02Speaker 5: in the backyard. He's gonna just be in the woods.
- 48:07Speaker 1: This woods, This woods is a little bit spooky. I
- 48:10Speaker 1: don't know why, but I kind of like, I feel
- 48:13Speaker 1: like just being out here that like an alligator or
- 48:15Speaker 1: like a Florida panther could just kind of come out
- 48:17Speaker 1: and get you.
- 48:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I could see that.
- 48:19Speaker 1: I feel like we're like enough in the wilderness where
- 48:22Speaker 1: there's like just hares and like jack rabbits, and I
- 48:25Speaker 1: mean we just sharks. We saw we saw sharks and
- 48:27Speaker 1: turtles and stuff like that. If that's in the water,
- 48:30Speaker 1: imagine what's on the land. Pythons, Yeah, nothing good.
- 48:34Speaker 5: Jaguars.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Jaguars, yeah, the asalot.
- 48:37Speaker 4: They definitely got some nasty spiders. Lizards, Yeah, I saw
- 48:41Speaker 4: one of those yesterday.
- 48:42Speaker 1: You did.
- 48:43Speaker 4: Yeah, in the parking lot, probably inn iguana. There's tons
- 48:45Speaker 4: of them.
- 48:46Speaker 5: Yeah. Probably. I told you about the guy that comes
- 48:48Speaker 5: around with the airsoft gun or whatever it is and
- 48:50Speaker 5: kills them all. I don't think you might have left
- 48:53Speaker 5: that out you well, I think didn't I say once
- 48:57Speaker 5: a while ago on the pod that that guy came
- 49:01Speaker 5: to our house and had his gun.
- 49:03Speaker 1: Did.
- 49:04Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, how many of you killed in your career?
- 49:06Speaker 5: He was like tens of thousands. He's a genocidal lunatic
- 49:12Speaker 5: about lizards. You gotta be if you want to be
- 49:15Speaker 5: the best.
- 49:17Speaker 1: It was almost close to being a bad fishing trip
- 49:21Speaker 1: when as soon as we went out, there were the
- 49:23Speaker 1: most flies that I've ever been around. I felt like
- 49:26Speaker 1: I was a rotting dead body with the amount of flies.
- 49:29Speaker 5: It didn't now because I had a feeling and they
- 49:31Speaker 5: would go away.
- 49:32Speaker 4: And also that's like ninety percent of the time, and
- 49:34Speaker 4: you go fishing, That's what it's like.
- 49:35Speaker 1: What made them go away?
- 49:37Speaker 4: I think we will a We killed almost all of them.
- 49:41Speaker 4: If you just looked at the ground.
- 49:42Speaker 5: Yeah, they're attracted to white. And the entire boat turned
- 49:45Speaker 5: black from how many corpses of fly.
- 49:49Speaker 4: Yeah, But like I mean, sometimes when you go fishing,
- 49:53Speaker 4: if you go fishing, like in like the woods, you
- 49:56Speaker 4: gotta sometimes people will wear like the.
- 49:57Speaker 5: Net over their over their head.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, in Wyoming, we we had those. I
- 50:02Speaker 4: don't think we ever used them.
- 50:02Speaker 5: Because the skeeters are so bad.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Yeah, skeeters. But these were like soft dumb.
- 50:07Speaker 5: But what did you call them?
- 50:09Speaker 1: Angel or what are they? Kissing? Love bugs?
- 50:11Speaker 8: Love bucks? Fruity ass name, rudy ship like that? Yeah,
- 50:15Speaker 8: he's calling us gay, I know, reeks of insecurity. You know,
- 50:19Speaker 8: well those are love bugs. Actually be careful with them.
- 50:23Speaker 8: Watch your feet.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Got his ass, His dumb ass walked clean into that brutal.
- 50:31Speaker 5: He was the man.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Though. What'd you boys watch on the on the flight up?
- 50:35Speaker 4: I watched real I didn't watch anything. I played chess
- 50:40Speaker 4: for a while on the seatback. No, on my laptop.
- 50:43Speaker 5: Oh cool.
- 50:44Speaker 1: Yeah, there was the lady. The lady next to you
- 50:47Speaker 1: was playing chess. She was playing games on the seatback.
- 50:51Speaker 5: I probably would have smoked her.
- 50:52Speaker 1: She was yapping your ear off? Was her alarm going off?
- 50:56Speaker 5: I mean I did every I gave her all the
- 50:58Speaker 5: body language of don't talk to me.
- 51:02Speaker 4: Alarm going off on the plane is crazy.
- 51:05Speaker 1: She said that she had been in laguardi The only
- 51:07Speaker 1: thing I overheard She was like, yeah, I've been in
- 51:09Speaker 1: LaGuardia for seven straight hours, so I know it like
- 51:12Speaker 1: the back of my hand. And you were like, I do. Two,
- 51:18Speaker 1: I too. You didn't even give her the You weren't
- 51:21Speaker 1: even like that's crazy. You had to just also be like, yeah,
- 51:24Speaker 1: I do too.
- 51:25Speaker 5: Listen, you don't want to get into a LaGuardia off
- 51:28Speaker 5: with me, all right, I'll take that personally. Yeah.
- 51:30Speaker 4: She also, you only know this one terminal. You ever
- 51:34Speaker 4: been to a ORB be.
- 51:37Speaker 5: I don't remember the last time I went to AIRB
- 51:40Speaker 5: one of them. One of those is really nice? Forget?
- 51:43Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's the one that the United one. Yeah, yeah,
- 51:46Speaker 5: that one's nice.
- 51:47Speaker 1: But why not just let her win the LaGuardia off.
- 51:50Speaker 5: I can't, I do. I don't think I I just
- 51:53Speaker 5: really quickly realized that this was a person who she
- 51:57Speaker 5: was ready to yet was prepared to talk to me
- 51:59Speaker 5: the entire flight. So you have to set a tone early.
- 52:03Speaker 5: I couldn't have put my ear AirPods in sooner, and
- 52:06Speaker 5: she still tried to talk to me with AirPods in. Yeah,
- 52:09Speaker 5: that's your mistake. You I have the mom when you're
- 52:10Speaker 5: getting on the plane. Yeah. Maybe, but sometimes they'll.
- 52:14Speaker 1: See a slipper of daylight. My guy next to me
- 52:16Speaker 1: saw it. I took mine off to order the food,
- 52:19Speaker 1: just to be polite to the bartender or whatever, the
- 52:21Speaker 1: flight flight attendant. And as soon as I took mine off,
- 52:27Speaker 1: he came in with a question.
- 52:28Speaker 5: I heard I saw him talking to you. Yeah he
- 52:30Speaker 5: was for daylight, my lady. We didn't even look at
- 52:33Speaker 5: each other. I dive off an energy, they know, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 52:37Speaker 5: I'm not even gonna try.
- 52:38Speaker 1: No, you stink like off brain energy drink, get in
- 52:41Speaker 1: you get off the flight. You smell like touring. It
- 52:44Speaker 1: turns off the pheromone. She's reeking of touring. But but
- 52:52Speaker 1: my guy did Francis. He spotted you watching a sneaky scene,
- 52:57Speaker 1: an illicit scene in yeah you know Royality. Yeah, me
- 53:01Speaker 1: take pictures of it, Harry, would you pass me my
- 53:03Speaker 1: phone over there?
- 53:04Speaker 5: He was telling Roan, like, get your boy. He's watching
- 53:07Speaker 5: porn on the plane. Yeah.
- 53:08Speaker 1: He was basically porn playing and you I'm.
- 53:10Speaker 5: Watching a PG thirteen iconic James Bond movie.
- 53:14Speaker 1: How did they know you guys were boys because we
- 53:17Speaker 1: were We were doing physical contact as soon as he
- 53:20Speaker 1: got on the plane.
- 53:20Speaker 5: Oh, you guys, we're tapping up and stuff.
- 53:22Speaker 1: We're a tacktile bunch.
- 53:23Speaker 5: I must have missed that. I took a photo of
- 53:25Speaker 5: the three of us, so you were all in the
- 53:28Speaker 5: window seat on the left side of first class. I
- 53:32Speaker 5: I actually is this?
- 53:34Speaker 1: So? How how explicit and illicit is this scene? If
- 53:38Speaker 1: you saw that, do you think that that's nasty? You
- 53:41Speaker 1: got it on the laptop or clothed.
- 53:43Speaker 5: No, it's an iPad.
- 53:45Speaker 1: Oh, it's got a keyboard attached to it is on
- 53:49Speaker 1: his lab.
- 53:51Speaker 5: It's pretty intimate.
- 53:52Speaker 1: It's pretty intimate. So a woman on top of the man.
- 53:54Speaker 4: I would definitely like kill the brightness if I were
- 53:56Speaker 4: on that scene and I tapped a couple times at least, I'm.
- 54:00Speaker 5: I've had to I do the old hand walls around
- 54:03Speaker 5: the on the on it when sometimes.
- 54:05Speaker 4: I can tell you're kind of throwing a shoulder, you're
- 54:08Speaker 4: kind of leaning in with that right shoulder, walk.
- 54:10Speaker 5: Out, worried about it. I knew that there was no
- 54:13Speaker 5: nudity in this movie, but.
- 54:14Speaker 1: Even if there was, that's what you pay for. You
- 54:16Speaker 1: were up front. Yeah, you got the upgrade. Correct, that's America.
- 54:20Speaker 1: You're allowed to see a little bit. And you're flying
- 54:22Speaker 1: to Florida.
- 54:23Speaker 5: They got movies for you can watch on the plane.
- 54:27Speaker 5: I remember a time when they used to be censored,
- 54:29Speaker 5: but nowadays I don't think they even censor them. They'll
- 54:32Speaker 5: just tell you right up front, Hey, just say you're
- 54:35Speaker 5: about to see or they'll tell you if there's like
- 54:37Speaker 5: a plane crash in it, oh well they yeah.
- 54:40Speaker 4: Like I remember I watched World War Z on the
- 54:42Speaker 4: plane and they were like, just a heads up, this
- 54:44Speaker 4: is gonna be a little crazy to watch on a plane.
- 54:48Speaker 1: World War Z is a high testosterone movie, not even close.
- 54:51Speaker 1: That's a fully estrogen movie.
- 54:54Speaker 5: Movie's buns. Oh, I like that movie. Now, I'm kidding.
- 54:57Speaker 5: That movie was fine. I thought that was a good movie.
- 54:59Speaker 5: It's definitely not it's.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Not high TA. I don't think modern war movies are
- 55:02Speaker 1: high T. Yeah, you're wrong. I don't even think Transformers is.
- 55:06Speaker 4: Transformers is definitely high Transformers is high T. It's the
- 55:09Speaker 4: definition of high T.
- 55:10Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think.
- 55:13Speaker 4: Megan fox.
- 55:15Speaker 1: And and Shilabove.
- 55:17Speaker 4: And muscle cars that turn into beasts that are saving
- 55:22Speaker 4: the planet.
- 55:22Speaker 1: They're like running away the whole time. It's the definition
- 55:25Speaker 1: of flight. If it's like a fight or flight movie
- 55:27Speaker 1: like The Patriot, Gladiator, Apocalypto. These are fighting movies so wrong,
- 55:34Speaker 1: they're not. I don't think you've.
- 55:35Speaker 4: Seen Transformers in recent and recent times, have you? We
- 55:39Speaker 4: should watch it tonight. It's honestly one of the best movies.
- 55:43Speaker 4: It's so funny too, it's hilarious. I don't think who's
- 55:47Speaker 4: the who's the enemy?
- 55:49Speaker 1: The Decepticons, yes, yeah, and so like you're fighting against
- 55:54Speaker 1: a fucking car.
- 55:55Speaker 5: No, the Decepticons are aliens. Yeah, that's over the autobot.
- 56:00Speaker 4: Yeah, but the autobots they have a good relationship with
- 56:02Speaker 4: the humans.
- 56:03Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 56:04Speaker 1: I just don't think that. That's like, I don't I
- 56:06Speaker 1: don't think most modern movies like that.
- 56:10Speaker 5: What's the Lincoln Park song?
- 56:12Speaker 1: But it's Stars with one one day? I don't know why.
- 56:20Speaker 1: And while the war has not ended yet, there is
- 56:23Speaker 1: still time for the autobots to defeat the Decepticons. It's
- 56:26Speaker 1: just trying to be Star Wars. You think Star Wars
- 56:28Speaker 1: is high tee? Have you watched that shit? Ah?
- 56:34Speaker 4: I wouldn't say Star Wars is high tea, now I would.
- 56:37Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's even close to his high t
- 56:39Speaker 4: as Transformers. Transformers you watch and you're like, oh, yeah,
- 56:43Speaker 4: I'm a man.
- 56:45Speaker 1: I think you're watching and you're like, I'm a boy.
- 56:47Speaker 5: No, I promise nothing.
- 56:48Speaker 1: Puts you more squarely in childhood than Transformers.
- 56:51Speaker 5: Now we'll watch. It's nine. If you guys can stay
- 56:53Speaker 5: awake past ten. Probably not. Honestly, I was so exhausted.
- 56:59Speaker 5: I went into my room and uh, I lied about
- 57:02Speaker 5: the baby Trump thing. I went right to sleep. What
- 57:05Speaker 5: the fuck?
- 57:05Speaker 1: We were out here watching Groucho Marks, but full Groucho Marks,
- 57:09Speaker 1: black and white videos without you?
- 57:11Speaker 5: That was pretty funny. I watched some of that.
- 57:13Speaker 1: It was not funny, No, it wasn't know, it was
- 57:14Speaker 1: pretty bad.
- 57:15Speaker 5: It was funny how bad it was.
- 57:18Speaker 1: But maybe that was just like early jokes. We just
- 57:20Speaker 1: stand on the giants who have on the shoulders of
- 57:21Speaker 1: giants who have come before us. Exactly could well be
- 57:24Speaker 1: humor podcast Groucho Marx. Was he supposed to be hot
- 57:29Speaker 1: tea or is he effeminate?
- 57:31Speaker 4: Definitely low t is he? Or maybe he's just high
- 57:34Speaker 4: tea in a low tip. In a low T bill,
- 57:37Speaker 4: you get a high tea voice like a New York accent.
- 57:39Speaker 4: But he had a low tu sway about his Yeah, yeah,
- 57:44Speaker 4: a little loose, a little too loose to be necessarily
- 57:46Speaker 4: high tea, like.
- 57:48Speaker 1: A Nile volleyball player.
- 57:49Speaker 5: Kind of today, we can uh the fish we catch,
- 57:54Speaker 5: we get to eat at dinner. That is high t.
- 58:00Speaker 5: That's pretty cool, that's very We will not eat unless
- 58:05Speaker 5: we catch fish.
- 58:06Speaker 4: Well that's not well, we'll still eat what I like
- 58:09Speaker 4: to stay fine with me.
- 58:12Speaker 5: We're not eating steak any again.
- 58:14Speaker 1: Come on, now, you can't have steak two nights in
- 58:15Speaker 1: a row. Come on, broy.
- 58:16Speaker 5: It's true. But for the heart bad for the heart
- 58:19Speaker 5: is right?
- 58:19Speaker 1: Is that? Why?
- 58:20Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 58:21Speaker 1: Interesting Rogan would say that you should, though, I feel
- 58:25Speaker 1: like he's a he's a red meat man.
- 58:27Speaker 5: I'm not Rogan.
- 58:29Speaker 4: What do you think the logan didn't catch a tarpin
- 58:31Speaker 4: yesterday or a blue runner?
- 58:38Speaker 1: Wow, he definitely didn't. Rogan probably didn't catch anything yesterday.
- 58:41Speaker 5: What's Rogan doing? That's so hot?
- 58:42Speaker 4: Tea podcasting? Bow hunting, bow hunting.
- 58:48Speaker 5: We should go bow hunting and Birmingham.
- 58:50Speaker 1: We should That would be so nice. Bow hunting the
- 58:53Speaker 1: name of it bow hunting.
- 58:55Speaker 5: You said that he's he's been. He's not mad anymore.
- 59:00Speaker 5: I think that episode with about him texting you came
- 59:02Speaker 5: out yesterday and he said he was laughing. Oh good,
- 59:05Speaker 5: all right, good?
- 59:06Speaker 1: Is he already listener? Was he only listening because he
- 59:08Speaker 1: knew that his name I mentioned?
- 59:09Speaker 4: No, he's definitely listening more now because he knows we
- 59:11Speaker 4: talk about him. He texted and he was like, new
- 59:14Speaker 4: son of a boy, Dad is lethal. And then he
- 59:21Speaker 4: texted again and he was like, this ship has me raffling.
- 59:26Speaker 5: Here he was rolling on the floor.
- 59:32Speaker 1: Oh bit so nice to get bo raffling little raffle
- 59:36Speaker 1: mixed Belgian raffel bou rafel.
- 59:41Speaker 4: All right, let's end that let's end it on that.
- 59:44Speaker 4: I think we need a couple more minutes, but bo
- 59:46Speaker 4: uh help really both we were like at an hour
- 59:49Speaker 4: thirty Belgian raffel.
- 59:51Speaker 1: You're having too much fun with the raffel house.
- 59:54Speaker 5: Bow's high tea. Bo's got tea dripping out of his
- 59:58Speaker 5: fucking eyeballs. So those dea finite. Does he take anything?
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: No?
- 1:00:03Speaker 5: Oh, natural, He's not on anything. No, not creatine. No,
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: I don't think so. I mean, he definitely took creatine
- 1:00:10Speaker 5: at a point, but I don't.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Chef Donnie's dad was the first guy that I knew
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: that was on a testosterone, and he would always say,
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: it won't add years to your life, but it will
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: I have life to your years. That's such a nice
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: that that idiom alone is enough to get me off
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: on the tee add a little life to my years.
- 1:00:29Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. You could apply that to anything.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: But yeah, well, just having that in the quiver when
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: you're bow hunting, that's pretty good. It's so nice you
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: say it about eating fish. I heard a guy to
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: a food truck say eat fish, live long. And I
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: say it all the time, eat fish live long.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: Eat fish live long.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: If I said that to you last night, you would
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: have been fucking chomping on some red snapper.
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: I think I still had gone with the steak was
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: calling my name, especially with that cowboy butter.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: You didn't even touch your cowboy butter, and you didn't
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: touch your star.
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: I did touch my starches. I also, I told them
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: to take the I wanted them to take the plate away,
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: and I said, if they don't take it away, I'll
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: eat what is left, and I then ate more of
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: all the butternut squash.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: No, there's still a half of them.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: Ate cylinder. No, I ate all of the butternut squash.
- 1:01:17Speaker 5: I didn't see that it was gone. Can anyone vouch for.
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: The I think if anything you might have like mashed
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: it around, was taken away.
- 1:01:24Speaker 5: Spread it around like mashed potatoes that looked like whipped cream.
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: And there's a corner the fruit of the I have
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: a very strong sense of of what I what I ate,
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: and what I don't. But you donate.
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: You definitely donated the other half of that fucking.
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: Donated it to the trash.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Yeah you did. I can't believe that waitress took away
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: our our our snacks while we were eating the dessert.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like that was that was just straight disrespect.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: It was to get the fuck out the last table,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: even though we tipped fat.
- 1:01:57Speaker 5: That was a lot of disrespect fat. It not even
- 1:02:00Speaker 5: on this finish the dessert.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. But it was also a crazy move to
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: want to smoke one before that meal. We could not
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: want that meal, stinking.
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: That was not me.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I was anti. Well we didn't because I said no, no, no, no.
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: No, Yeah, rolled one up in the car the whole
- 1:02:20Speaker 5: way over the light on, making it very dangerous for
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: me to drive. We got there and he was like, no,
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: we're saving this. Yeah, I mean we were in like
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: a fucking villa with like it would have been a scene,
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: I said, we would have been calling the police.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the way to do it out here. What
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: are you guys after for breakfast? What do you guys?
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: What do you guys? What should we chop on?
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: Hungry right now?
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: An egg and cheese sandwich? Is that what you're saying?
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Or like, what's that? What's a lighter breakfast that we
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: could get that.
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: Could go bake an egg and cheese. I'm not I'm
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: not just egg and cheese.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: I need to need some bacon.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: Or sausage in the carcinogen.
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: Yeah, I need something.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: You need your carcent engine to start the day. What's
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: like a light breakfast like a chia a chia seed.
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: I could go for some overnight oats.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: I could just do it Chabanni. Honestly, cho Bonnie would
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: be nice and.
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: It's not gonna cut it for me. I need it.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: But what about the protein infused Chabanni? What about the
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: twenty ounces of protein bros Brow.
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: How about show Heytani.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: JOm Donnie, Show Hey Joe Bonnie? Nonsense, I would show
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: Heye Jo Bonnie. Not a thing already. Don't you think
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: they would be jumping on that quick? Like you could
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: be the face of the brand.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: Yeah, right, you're right, Show Bonnie. Probably it is. It's
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: gotta be. It has to be a real thing.
- 1:03:52Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think I just created it.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: All right, well trademarkets, Yeah, I know, I gotta. I'm
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: gonna have to call show Hey. Is his first name? Right,
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: It's not like a Chinese thing where the first name
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: is the last name. Yeah, Show Hayes first name, So
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: like anybody could have the first name show Hey. Like
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: he doesn't own Show Hey, he might maybe owns Otani.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: If it was Otani Chobanni, maybe you couldn't do it.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: But if it's show Hey Chobanni, you could probably get that.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: I think I'm going to and start selling it, yeah,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: without his say so. Yeah, he can't trademark everything that
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: rhymes with I think we should make those shirts print him.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to the March team and I'm gonna say,
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: let's get some choo Banni's in the store. What would
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: the logo be? Would it be more show Hey or
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: more Chobanni more cho Banni.
- 1:04:37Speaker 5: It'd be one of those you know how Chobanni made
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: those flips? Yeah, of course. What do you think the
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: cho Bani the show hate the Choe hate cho Banni
- 1:04:45Speaker 5: flip would have in it?
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Steroids, steroids and sushi.
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: Yeah, gambling receipts, a bunch of bet slips. IOU's now
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: we're done. Now we're done. Yeah, nicely done. Thanks stick
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: with us for fish week. We got lots more videos
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: coming out. Shout out to hook for for decking us
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: out and uh We'll be back all this week with
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: plenty of awesome content and more fishing. Thank you soon.
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