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Hour 3 - What's Wrong? · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca. It's our number three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: ready to go on this seventeenth day of September, Happy
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  Speaker 1: hump day to you. And we start out in Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 1: where there's a lot of drama O rama the Steelers
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  Speaker 1: one in one. But do the Pittsburgh Steelers have regrets
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  Speaker 1: about the TJ. Watt extension? Not off to the quality?
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  Speaker 1: Start in Pittsburgh. Also in college football, how do you
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  Speaker 1: interpret the meaning of Dabo Sweeney's saying if Clemson is
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  Speaker 1: tired of winning, they can send him packing. We'll talk
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  Speaker 1: about that. And are you buying or selling the attempted
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  Speaker 1: clarification from Adam Silver on the sport of pro basketball
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  Speaker 1: being a highlight league that you don't need to pay
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  Speaker 1: to watch NBA games, just watch the highlights if you're poor.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and more right now here. It
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  Speaker 1: is our number three. Wat's wrong, that's the question. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh, PA, the land of the Gintzers here and
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  Speaker 1: so no, this is not another malle monologue about Aaron Rogers.
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  Speaker 1: There's another story that caught my attention from the black
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  Speaker 1: and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm sure upsets our old friend Eddie Garcia. I
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  Speaker 1: know Spaccoli's upset, and Sean the hood Guy's annoyed by this,
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  Speaker 1: like all the Pittsburgh Steeler Apologies, Pete and Pittsburgh the
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  Speaker 1: bread Man, They're all upset. So you might know where
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with this, but maybe not so these Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: You might remember they made TJ. Watt at the time,
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  Speaker 1: they made TJ. Watt the highest paid non quarterback in
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  Speaker 1: the history of the NFL. Is kind of a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of a big deal. Now he's been passed since
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  Speaker 1: then a couple of times. It came with an expectation.
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  Speaker 1: The plan was rather simple that at least for the
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  Speaker 1: next couple of years, you were going to dominate. That
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  Speaker 1: was the agreement. We're going to pay you the big
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  Speaker 1: pile of pesos and you're gonna go out there and dominate.
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  Speaker 1: That Watt would continue to be an elite level game wrecker.
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  Speaker 1: And how's that going, don't ask. So far that has
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  Speaker 1: not been the case, and that is being as an understatement.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Watt so quiet TJ. Watt the first couple
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  Speaker 1: of games of the year that you really have to
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  Speaker 1: go deep into the box score to even find his
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  Speaker 1: name there. He has had as many sacks as you
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  Speaker 1: have had and I have had for Pittsburgh, and so
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  Speaker 1: it all gets lost in the sauce. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question do the Petsburg Steelers have regrets about TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Watt's massive contract extension. So I've got skyscraper, toaster oven,
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  Speaker 1: and Doctor Seuss and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together and we are going to make a random
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  Speaker 1: T shirt. My friend Jay, the Whiz of Odds, he's
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  Speaker 1: stopped by. He lives in the air here. He stopped
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  Speaker 1: by and he handed me a random T shirt and
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  Speaker 1: it was very nice of him to do that, and
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate very much. And then I told him, you
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  Speaker 1: had to leave right away because otherwise they'll charge you
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  Speaker 1: seven hundred dollars for parking. And so he left right away.
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  Speaker 1: My first thought on this to answer the question, do
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  Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Steelers have regrets about the TJ. Watt extension?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in my head yet. How could they not?
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  Speaker 1: At this point, they have to be concerned. And if
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  Speaker 1: you're not concerned, you're a fanboy and you're delusional. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I have no skin in the game, but TJ. Watt
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  Speaker 1: has tossed up more zeros than the Mega millions at
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  Speaker 1: this particular point. When you look at the ven diagram
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  Speaker 1: of the performance, the recent performance of TJ. Watt, he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to square the circle. It's not working very well.
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  Speaker 1: It's not working. So the Pittsburgh brass are realizing that
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  Speaker 1: they paid full price. They thought they were getting the Picasso,
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  Speaker 1: and instead they got the Picasso Paint by Numbers kit
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  Speaker 1: is what they got. Quite the authentic Picasso. Six straight
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  Speaker 1: games going back to the playoffs and last regular season,
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  Speaker 1: six straight games without a sack. Six straight games. That
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  Speaker 1: is not a cold streak, mind you. That is a
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  Speaker 1: polar vortex, is what that is. And it's worse when
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  Speaker 1: you zoom out. It's bad enough six games. When you
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  Speaker 1: zoom out, he's had the last seventeen games, he's had
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  Speaker 1: five games with a sack and twelve games without a sack.
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  Speaker 1: You're paying the guy forty one million, forty one million
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  Speaker 1: dollars a year, one hundred and eight million dollars gaaronteed.
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  Speaker 1: And what are the Seelers getting for their investment? Terrible?
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  Speaker 1: ROI return on investment not good there. It's like kind
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  Speaker 1: of buying If I'll use a music analogy, it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like buying tickets. You see the Rolling Stones and
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  Speaker 1: then Nick Jaggers also messed up. He comes out there
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  Speaker 1: he can't even finish satisfaction. And that's not what you're
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  Speaker 1: hoping for when you buy the tickets. And here's the
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  Speaker 1: mother of all stats on this. According to the nerds
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  Speaker 1: at Pro Football Focus, TJ. Watt in forty seven pass
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  Speaker 1: rushing snaps this season has gotten pressure three times out
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  Speaker 1: of forty seven. That is a win rate, a pressure
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  Speaker 1: win rate of six point three percent. So my math
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  Speaker 1: tells me that ninety three plus percent of the time TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Watt has failed. So that's not elite. Not elite, whether
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  Speaker 1: you're playing Pop Warner, whether you're playing in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And he's not even around the quarterbacks. If you watch
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  Speaker 1: these games, I may or may not have had some
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  Speaker 1: money on that Jet Steels game and I was watching
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  Speaker 1: that intently and TJ. Watt really didn't do much anything.
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  Speaker 1: And against Seattle last week, he's like, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, you forget the sacks. He's not even
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  Speaker 1: he's not even getting on camera other than when they
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  Speaker 1: do the fluff and they try to say how great
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  Speaker 1: he is. But other than that I actually making plays.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. And the jock sniffers, they said, wow,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting double team, Come on, give him a break.
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  Speaker 1: He's getting double team. And of course that doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It shouldn't work. It doesn't work for us because TJ.
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  Speaker 1: Watt has always been double team. The moment he established
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  Speaker 1: himself as the top line NFL player, that is the
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  Speaker 1: dle Oh, that is the d Leoh. You know it,
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  Speaker 1: I know it. If you're the guy and you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be the guy, and you're paid like the guy,
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  Speaker 1: you're through NFL history, all of the all time greats,
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  Speaker 1: Lawrence Taylor, Reggie White, ray Lewis wears the white suit,
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  Speaker 1: they all got double team. If you're truly generational and
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  Speaker 1: you're not a fraud, you don't worry about the double team.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You still eat, you still have food
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  Speaker 1: to eat. You're not worried about that. However, the doubles
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  Speaker 1: do appear to be working. The double doubles do appear
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  Speaker 1: to be working at this particular point. And you don't
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  Speaker 1: pay a pass rusher forty one million dollars a year
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  Speaker 1: to show up every third or fourth game. That's genuinely
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  Speaker 1: know what you're looking for. So this does have all
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients of a fall star. Now we're not all
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  Speaker 1: the way in on this, but we're heading that direction right.
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  Speaker 1: Things are leaning, The scales are leaning. Towards that way
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  Speaker 1: that it's got all the ingredients that Watt had been
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  Speaker 1: a super nova, an absolute supernova, lighting up stadium scoreboards
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  Speaker 1: with great plays and all that, but not now right,
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  Speaker 1: not now. And the problem is the Steelers defense, which sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Right now. The Steelers defense has been built around TJ. Watt.
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  Speaker 1: He's not producing, he's he's not even a good decoy
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  Speaker 1: out there at this particular point. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers of this side. You know, we're gonna build
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  Speaker 1: a skyscraper, one hundred story skyscraper, and we're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: it out of Sioux Fla. No, you shouldn't know, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: That's not worse. So do the Steelers regret the extension?
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  Speaker 1: Do they have regret? Of course? How could you again,
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  Speaker 1: how could you not have regrets? At this particular point,
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  Speaker 1: they backed up the money train. True, true, they went
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  Speaker 1: to reverse and t J. Watt he got paid right,
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  Speaker 1: just all the act and he'd earned it right, he'd
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  Speaker 1: earned the money. But the Steelers were a little skinnish
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  Speaker 1: because they looked at the comps and they looked at
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  Speaker 1: his age, and they're like, well, you're not that old.
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  Speaker 1: But this is about the time guys start producing lesson,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to pay the big money you're not
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  Speaker 1: going to produce well, but we'll pay anyway because we're
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  Speaker 1: getting pressured online. We got to pay him. And so
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  Speaker 1: it's like they're getting this diamond studded umbrella and all that,
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  Speaker 1: but it's got holes in it. So all right. Now, Second,
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  Speaker 1: we go to college football. Now, we don't talk too
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  Speaker 1: much college football unless there's a good story, and this
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  Speaker 1: is a good story. We go to South Carolina where Clemson,
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  Speaker 1: who had been a national power, they were actually tackling
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  Speaker 1: in the College Football Playoff last year, though not much
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  Speaker 1: of a game. So Clemson off to the one and
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  Speaker 1: two start. So how do you interpret the meaning of
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  Speaker 1: dabbos Sweeney's comments this week saying that if Clemson is
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  Speaker 1: tired of winning, that they can send him packing. That's
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  Speaker 1: what he said, a version of that. So this is
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  Speaker 1: classic coaching delusion. Now, Sparler alert, Sparler alert. Trevor Lawrence,
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  Speaker 1: who's terrible, absolutely terrible as an NFL quarterback, He's horrific, right,
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  Speaker 1: But Trevor Lawrence is not walking through that door. He's
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  Speaker 1: not and Dabbo is having problems. He's having problems with
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  Speaker 1: the term is actually Darwinism, right. You have to adapt
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  Speaker 1: or you die. In any line of work, in anything
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  Speaker 1: in life, you have to adapt to the changing times.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't, it's bad news. Everyone else in
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  Speaker 1: college football is obsessed with the transfer portal. Gotta do
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  Speaker 1: it right. They treat it like door dash. They treated
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  Speaker 1: like uber eats with Femi in Minnesota, We're like, call
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  Speaker 1: him up, fem, you want some food. Okay, what do
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  Speaker 1: you want? You want to You don't want food, You
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  Speaker 1: want a five star linebacker. Okay, well okay, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: be there in thirty minutes or less. No problem, right there,
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  Speaker 1: right to your doorstep. Meanwhile, Dabbo Sweeney, he's trying to
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  Speaker 1: stream Netflix on his toaster. He doesn't understand why. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't worry, that's my toaster, of m Why am I
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  Speaker 1: getting Netflix? Well, it's not a TV. You don't have Internet,
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  Speaker 1: Well don't Why don't I get Netflix? I want Netflix?
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  Speaker 1: Well you don't have that. You have a toaster oven,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you have. And so that's the issue at
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  Speaker 1: this particular point. And so Dabosweeny's very proud. He loves
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing. It the old fashioned way. And he's
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  Speaker 1: the guy when people started riding around in cars. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need a car. I have on my horse.
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  Speaker 1: I have my horse and buggy. I do not need
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  Speaker 1: a car. And it's to say it's antiquated, it's pig headed.
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  Speaker 1: It's all that he's basically coaching Clemson from a chalkboard
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  Speaker 1: while Ryan Day at the Ohio State and Kirby's Smart
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  Speaker 1: over there at Georgia are teaching in holograms. Is I
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  Speaker 1: don't need a hologram. I've got chalk, Chalky, mick chalk.
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  Speaker 1: I've got it. And so it's like trying to win
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  Speaker 1: an F one race when you're on top of a cow.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to go very well. So Clemson football,
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  Speaker 1: they're not dead, but they're going the wrong direction at
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  Speaker 1: this particular point, and there are people up in armsend.
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  Speaker 1: We got to get rid of Dabbo. We gotta get
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  Speaker 1: rid of Dabbo. And I know, for about thirty years,
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  Speaker 1: from the early eighties until the twenty tens, Clemson football
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  Speaker 1: was pretty much irrelevant. And they're heading that direction now
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  Speaker 1: and then they're concerned about Fomo. They're worried about well,
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  Speaker 1: the fear of missing out if we get rid of
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  Speaker 1: Dabbo and he goes somewhere else and has success, that's
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  Speaker 1: not good. All right, final thought, we quickly go to
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  Speaker 1: pro bouncy ball. Why because we have the almost guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: almost you knew this was going to happen, almost guaranteed statement.
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  Speaker 1: About the statement, say what so you might remember we
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  Speaker 1: did a monologue about it. Commissioner Adam Silver had said,
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  Speaker 1: if you're too poor to afford the NBA product, if
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  Speaker 1: you're part of the great unwashed. He essentially said, don't
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  Speaker 1: worry about it, you losers. Just watch the clips online,
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  Speaker 1: just watch the highlights. The NBA is a highlight league,
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  Speaker 1: so quote from Adam Silver. So Adam Silver, now what
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  Speaker 1: do you think he did? That's right? He attempted to
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  Speaker 1: clarify his comment his recent comment about the NBA being
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  Speaker 1: a highlight based sport for those who can't afford to
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  Speaker 1: pay for NBA games. So question, are you buying or selling?
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  Speaker 1: The clarification from Adam Silver when he talked about the
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  Speaker 1: sport of basketball being a highlight based sport. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: no purchase. I'm not buying this. I'm not gonna buy this.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to sell this to someone else. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna buy it. Adam Silver put foot directly in
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  Speaker 1: mouth and I loved it. This is right up. Did
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  Speaker 1: you understand Rob Manford is the gold standard for this,
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  Speaker 1: but Adam Silver is not far behind. Like he's not
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  Speaker 1: far behind this. Rob Manford called the World Series Trophy
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  Speaker 1: a piece of metal, like a hunk of metal and
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  Speaker 1: all that. Adam Silver, admitting that the NBA is a
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  Speaker 1: highlight based sport, is right on that level. Now he
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  Speaker 1: did try to backpedal. Sorry, not sorry, it doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: You can't uncook the crab. Cannot do it once it's
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  Speaker 1: in the pot and the water's boiling and all that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. That's it. It's over. And so this is
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  Speaker 1: full blown foot in mouth disease is what it is.
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  Speaker 1: And Adam Silver has been hornswaggle like so many of
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  Speaker 1: these people, hornswoggled by the Instagram reels and by the
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  Speaker 1: TikTok clips. And they think that everything is legit, that
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  Speaker 1: there's no doctoring of the numbers on that that the
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  Speaker 1: engagement numbers aren't inflated. They believe that those things are
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  Speaker 1: not puffed up. Now, I, on the other hand, am
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  Speaker 1: a skeptic I think a lot of those numbers are doctored.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously a lot of people are on social media. However,
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  Speaker 1: there are more fake people on social media than real people.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem. But it's kind of like trusting trusting
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  Speaker 1: the views count on social media. It's akin to back
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  Speaker 1: in the old days, the cliche of the mob mechanic,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like they'd steal a car and they'd roll
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  Speaker 1: back the odometer on the car and it's like, oh, look,
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  Speaker 1: I got this car. It's only got twenty thousand miles
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  Speaker 1: on it and it's a ten year old car. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe it. Yeah, that's amazing. Then as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you drive out of the garage, the engine falls out,
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  Speaker 1: but it's it's a good deal. Yeah. When I was
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  Speaker 1: a kid, there was a there used to be show.
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  Speaker 1: It's called sixty Minutes. It's I guess it's still on it,
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  Speaker 1: and I think they woke over there whatever, but they did.
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  Speaker 1: I remember how my parents used to watch it every
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  Speaker 1: Sunday and they did an episode there's a guy in
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  Speaker 1: Houston who was a car dealer, used car dealer, and
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  Speaker 1: he was rolling back odometers and was I still remember
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  Speaker 1: that segment all these years later. It's probably I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's been many, many years, but how they did it,
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  Speaker 1: and he was selling these cars for top dollar and
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  Speaker 1: they were all like doctored cars and all that it was.
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  Speaker 1: I still recall that. But I look at that like
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  Speaker 1: social media, like a lot of this is just bull crap,
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  Speaker 1: and people are buying it and they're dumb people. They're
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  Speaker 1: smart people who are dumb people, and that's what happens,
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  Speaker 1: right and so. And also there's an admission here for
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  Speaker 1: Adam Silver that theigular season product is terrible, that the
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  Speaker 1: players and the way teams are designed because of the
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  Speaker 1: analytics they are designed. It's like going to a Dave
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  Speaker 1: and Busters on a Friday and playing poper shot. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. There's no defense, there's no sense of urgency,
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  Speaker 1: there's no sense of importance in the regular season. It's
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  Speaker 1: just chuck it up and jog back on defense and
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  Speaker 1: do it again. And Adam Silver knows it. He's tried
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  Speaker 1: to change it, even though he allowed it and coddled
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  Speaker 1: it for years. And that's why he blurted this all
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  Speaker 1: out in the first place. That's part of the reason
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  Speaker 1: he blurted all this out. Listen, we convinced these morons
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  Speaker 1: to pay us all this money to put their stupid
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  Speaker 1: games or our stupid games on streaming. You think we're
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  Speaker 1: going to turn down that money. Of course not. And
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  Speaker 1: so now after I'm surprised he waited this long. But
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  Speaker 1: Adam Silver, rather than run somewhere and do a cover
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  Speaker 1: up interview, Adam Silver was scrambling to a pr cleanup
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  Speaker 1: at this event for a sports business blog he was
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  Speaker 1: speaking at in New York. And so now he's trying
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  Speaker 1: to sage what he said. It is like he's taken
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  Speaker 1: out of context and all these guys it's the same playbook.
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  Speaker 1: Too late. The damage is done. And I would like
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  Speaker 1: to quote one of the great philosophers of my youth,
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  Speaker 1: the great Doctor Seuss. To me, this is a Doctor
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  Speaker 1: SEUs situation. It's not green eggs and ham sam I am.
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  Speaker 1: Adam Silver said what he said, and he meant what
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  Speaker 1: he said, period. Stop. Can't reel it back in, cannot
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  Speaker 1: do it. And that's the sad truth. He's not even
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  Speaker 1: wrong by it. Like he's not even wrong. Listen, the
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: games that are during the regular season are not that good.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Just watch the highlights and then maybe you'll watch the
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: playoffs and it won't cost as much. And that's fine.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: And he just wasn't supposed to say that. Now, in
• 17:41
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• 17:45
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• 17:47
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• 17:58
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• 18:00
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• 18:03
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• 18:05
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• 18:08
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• 18:10
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• 18:14
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• 18:16
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• 18:19
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• 18:23
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• 18:25
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Time now for the Mallor Riddle of
• 18:28
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• 18:31
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• 18:37
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• 18:41
  Speaker 1: not a good one. The Seattle Mariners won ten straight
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: games inde Pennant Race after they hired a blank. That
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll
• 18:53
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• 18:53
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• 20:11
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• 20:14
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• 20:17
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• 20:20
  Speaker 1: She's got all the answers. That's how it works, right, yes, yeah,
• 20:23
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• 20:25
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• 20:27
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• 20:30
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• 20:32
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• 20:36
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• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the day. The Seattle Mariners. Whoa, they've won ten straight
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: games late season baseball after they hired a blank Wow eh,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: they hire I see here late night trug tester says
• 20:56
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• 21:01
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• 21:03
  Speaker 1: We need a yoldler. I used to have a There
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: was a guy from originally from Chicago who was what
• 21:10
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• 21:13
  Speaker 1: the barbershop, barbershop quartet, barbershop quartet, and it was very cool.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Benito says, uh, top not stripper, Benito, the long suffering
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: cowboy fan. Strippers are people too, Yes, they are very
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: important people. Ferg Dog, I guess we can replace strippers
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: now with only fans. Mother Ferg Dog says a jockstrap cleaner,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and it's Robbie the Mariner fan. Let's see here. Eloy
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: from Compton says p Diddy's party organizer. Who else do
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: we have? A latrine maintenance? A latrine maintenance orderly from
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Alf the Alien opinter. Just Josh cheated, he got a rite,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: bad job by him. Lady Sideburn says a professional oder sniffer,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: instant cart shopper from Dante. You need that. You definitely
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: need that seven toed drag queen from Bubbalow from Milkman
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Mike in Colorado. King Roy is going with a bottle
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: of water. They hired a Bottle of Water Inca Terrace
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: as a human pooper Scooper for the big dumper. Rob
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: is going with cal Worthington and his dog Spot as
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: the answer, unless he's not. Let's see here page down.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Barbecuing Len says the winning streak started after I put
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the ashes of my prince dog in a cuddle clone. Okay,
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: all right, well, I don't know. There's a lot going
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: on there, he says, I put the ashes of my
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: prince dog into a cuddle clone, like he can still
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: cuddle his dog? Does that mean he's he's Is he
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: cloning the dog?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: I imagine it's like a stuffed dog with his ashes inside
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Is that? Oh? He sent a photo? Is that stuffed?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: That is? I don't know. Okay, Uh. We used to
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: play a donkey saw donkey sauce, said a fish thrower.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I like this is the answer. Ekeon Roseville, Minnesota got
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a rite bat job by him a chef to cook
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: poutine from our buddy JT. The wingman. Yeah, that would
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: be be nice. Courtesy Flusher says, A lap dancer is
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: the answer. Who else do we have here? At page down?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: A let's see Michael Lepperconn says they hired a monk
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to help them meditate in the dugout. So he says
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a trash can from Texas brain. He says, a trash can.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have, Page Dan? I can't read that?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: All right, Lorain, do you have an answer?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: LORRAINO, Yeah, I think they hired a nanny like Mary Poppins.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Nan is a nanny? Correct, let's see, No, that is incorrect.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: The Seattle Mayers since hiring a witch on Etsy have
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: won ten straight games. They have scored seventy eight runs
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: and allowed twenty nine. They have a plus forty nine differential.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: They won on Edge. I didn't know you can get
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a witch on Etsy. You can, really, I had no idea.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You can get cheap witches.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: You can get expensive witches.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, make sure put the emphasis on the w on that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: But absolutely all right, very good there, let's go. Let's
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: take a quick call. Then we're going to get to
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough. E Dog is on the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Long Island. Hello, E Dog, welcome.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Hey Ben, Will how you doing?
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Buddy? What's going on?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: And I'm talking to a microphone here in the middle
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: of the night. I do that a lot. I do
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: talk to myself quite a bit.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now you know why I'm up early today.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Right, let's see you. Uh No, I have no idea.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you're I got an orientation to
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: go to a program and Morris is gonna be there,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: and is gonna be there.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: We're gonna hand it off. Very good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: She's getting back when you're getting back with Melissa. Today's
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she dumped the SKay James for me. You know,
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: I really appreciate.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Didn't she leave you for James? Though originally.
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Not really because I moved down to.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: The Okay, gotcha? All right. It's like there's like a
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: pre there's like a preview of the segment coming up here.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: We have the Queen of Hearts coming up in a
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: few minutes there.
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: You know, I always enjoyed Lorrain in his comments. I
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: think she's a beautiful lady.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think you're a beautiful lady. Thank you. Wow,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: what's that? It took him a few seconds, but he
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: picked up on. Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember back in the day when I was
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: in far still remember her, Mitch. We used to drink
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: gamble smoke. It was g a and a verse you guys,
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: and you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Know we won though we won, we we won the
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: battle A A one. Oh I thought I.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: Won also, I'll I'll tell you what's the temper fourteenth?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I went to the duckhead, congratulations, And there was a
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: guy made a cast over the walls in the field.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: What was his name?
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I don't know, but he was pretty good.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shouldn't you learn his name? If he was pretty good?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Maybe a pretzel for.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: It's obscene. It's less than a dollar worth a dollar.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: They charged nine dollars for that. It's embarrassing. Yeah, all right,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: so egg listen, you're boring me. I must move on,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: but don't look. You better keep calling. Give us the update.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: We want to know what's going on with Melissa.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, definitely, you know she showed me videos of herself.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: What what what was she doing writing?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: She was reading the Torah? That's what she was doing?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, all right?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: The Old Testament, the Old Testament exactly, yes, very old,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the oldest Testament around, you could say, right, yes, all right, anyway,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I congratulations. What's what step are you on on the
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: twelve step? What do you want I finish?
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Mazata, I'm.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Powerless of alcohol and dude bucking women.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, aren't we all all right? Thank you?
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: I hate to treat you, sure, Ben, but I gotta
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: go to meeting tonight.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm sure there's a meeting right now
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: at four thirty in the month. Yes, all right. That
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: leads us into get that button rights.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: In, Ben Maller game.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these masy too much or
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: not enough enough already, all let's go to it. Let's
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: welcome in our contestants from the great state of Virginia,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: which is for lovers, by the way it says it
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: on the license plates. We say hello to Justin. Hello, Justin. Oh,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I don't hear Justin there? He is? I hear you now, Justin?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Welcome to the show's life? Treating you there? Justin?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Very well? On my way to work?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. What kind of work do you do?
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Uh? Food distribution? All right?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Very cool? Do you make? You make the food? Or
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: drop it off? Places?
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Here?
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: You gotta go on there, drop it off.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Drop it off. It's like, are we talking big goods here?
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: We're talking international foods?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Really fanic West African Digital American exotic. Yes, very cool.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: All right, if people need their food and you're the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: one that makes that happen, so very good. Here we go, Justin.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I will ask you a series of questions. All the
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: answers are either too much or not enough, and you
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: gotta get three right to win, and get all five right.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: We'll name the game after you next week. Are you ready, Justin?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: What part of Virginia are in?
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: By the way, it's curious northern Virginia.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, very cool, all right, here we go. Question number one,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: So Cal Raleigh has had multi homer has had a
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: multi homer game against seven different teams this season for
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Mariners. Is that too much or not enough?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Too much?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: All right? He says too much. Let's find out no,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: believe it or not? Justin Cal Rawley, He's got fifty
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: five home runs I believe now, so he's done it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Not enough, He's had multi home run games against ten
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: different teams, the only player ever to do that in
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the history of baseball in the same season. I Question
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: number two, the Ravens. I know you're in DC, but
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: the Ravens aren't that far away. The Ravens are the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: tenth team in NFL history to score at least forty
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: points in each of their first two games of a season.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough?
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Not enough?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: See if Justin's on the board, that's correct. Not enough.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: They are the thirteenth team to score forty in each
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: of their first two games, but the first to not
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: be two to zero thanks to the Buffalo Bills that
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: crazy comeback on that Sunday night game, Question number three.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: You're doing good, You're one in one, got Justin ready
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to go? Question three?
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Sunday marked only the fourth time in NFL history that
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a punt return touchdown was immediately followed by a kick
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: return touchdown? Is that too much? Or not enough?
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Not enough?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Okay? He says not enough? Let's find out. No, but
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: believe or not too much? He was only the second
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: time in NFL history. The last time was way back
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety two. A player named Desmond Howard and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a guy named Dion Sanders. I wonder whatever happened to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: those guys. But there you go one and two, and
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: so you're still alive. But you have no margin? Fair?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Do you understand, Justin? You have to get the last
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: two right? Do you understand that. Oh yep, okay, got it. Well,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you knew it. It's been done here we go, not often,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: but it has been done. Question number four. If the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Chiefs lose this week, they will be only the third
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl team ever to open the following season zero
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: to three? Is that too much or not enough?
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Too much?
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Sure about that? Not one hundred percent? All right, he's on,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he said, not one hundred percent. Oh, I thought you
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: said one hundred I thought I got excited there. What
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: would it take for you to change your answer?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Okay, I think I'm going to stick
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: with it.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, So you're and what is your answer again?
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: Too much?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Okay? And the man wants to say, this is something
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: that human beings do. I've noticed this doing this show. Okay,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: let's find out. No, you're right, You're right. The answer
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: is not enough. They would be the fifth team, joining
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the eighty seven Giants, the Chiefs of the ninety nine Broncos,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the Falcons, and the O two. But listen, you're a
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: man of conviction. Justin I respect that.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: What would you have given me to change my answer?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I was hoping you would change it, So you
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: get it, right, till we get to the last question.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: But Lorain is happy because you'll have more time to
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: talk now, so she's very happy.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: If you have any relationship, if you have any oh,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: look at you? How about that? Unbelievable to you?
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: For your women?
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: Men?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Oh your ladies happy?
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: What do they say? Bet, happy wife, happy life for
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: something like that? Yes, all right, well justin thank you man.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Appreciate that you're a big stud there, but you join
• 32:12
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• 32:15
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• 32:19
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• 32:20
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• 32:24
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• 32:26
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• 32:28
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• 32:33
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• 32:35
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• 32:36
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• 32:38
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• 32:42
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• 32:45
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  Speaker 4: even Coop, we all love love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know about that, obviously love love.
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  Speaker 4: You're married, you committed your life.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, and some people would look at
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: that oppositely. I don't know, but I don't know what
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you're talking about. How dare you interesting?
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  Speaker 4: Well, anyways, this week on the Ben Mallory Show, for
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: the love segment, I wanted to point out maybe have
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: a nice little truth moment with your loved one, get
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: something off your chest, maybe something that's been bugging you,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: because open honesty and conversation is so healthy for a relationship,
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  Speaker 4: and it's good to practice it everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Even on the radio, even on the radio, even on
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the radio. Well, this question came in from and by
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  Speaker 1: the way, we'll take some calls if you want eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox. You want to try
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: to sneak in here eight seven seven nine nine six
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  Speaker 1: six three sixty nine, Doug wrote in now he did
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  Speaker 1: not use the hashtag. I just happened to see this message.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Normally I would ignore this message, but I just happened
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: to see this message. You bad job by you, Doug.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: He says, question for the queen, why can't the wife
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and I ever agree on what's for dinner? Always? What
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: do you want? And after I rattle off several options,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: she's like, Nope, none of those sound good. So why
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: ask Well, you know, justin Kee's great, that's a great question.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: That's a great question, Doug.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And actually, I know a lot of couples, and I
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: know this seems like a lot, but they'll cook two
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: separate meals. So I know people who have vegetarian wives
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  Speaker 4: or husbands, and so they actually have to cook two
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  Speaker 4: different things.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: But how about set menu? How about you sit down
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: at the beginning of the week or the end of
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the week, and so here's we're gonna eat next week
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: for dinner? Boom, done, argue about it, fight about it,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: debate it, and that's the schedule. Yeah, and whatever. And
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: he would be like Dave Roberts, the Dodger, manage whatever
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  Speaker 1: on the schedule. You just go with the schedule.
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  Speaker 4: And we talked about communication. That sounds a great like
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: a great way to communicate. Honey, what are we having
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  Speaker 4: this week?
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  Speaker 1: That's great? I love that. Okay, there you go, we've
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: solved a problem. We've solved the problem. All right, let's
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: see Ferg dog rights and says Lorena. Would you would
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you dump a guy if he got scared on the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland? My ex girlfriend did with me.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, if he was actually scared, maybe it was cute, like,
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, I need to hide in my face,
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: in your bosom because I'm so scared.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot of guys need to do that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: But be romantic. Well, yeah, you know who knows well
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  Speaker 1: first got stuff going on, you know, Ferg's got that's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the beauty of it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Be careful on the Haunted Mansion, though, because they have
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: cameras that look directly at you, so everything that you
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: do they are seeing.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: That's true. That is true because people have been making
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: whoopye on there.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: And they'll make whoopee, they'll smoke, they'll do all sorts
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: of things on that right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: They stop it immediately. Yeah, yeah, I've gone. Please please
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: keep your hands to yourself. Oh man, imagine having that
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: job additionally, and your job is to sit there and
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: stare at people riding the haunted mansion. That's your gig there, man,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: so weird. Mike the leprechat right, since says, would you
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: be impressed by a man who offered to share a
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: single burger and an ice cream sunscreen flavored with you
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: on their first date?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Definitely not sunscreen flavor.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I mean saw that.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I thought that would be fun, like, oh, pineapple, I
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: like pineapple stuff. But honestly, I love that you bring
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: this up because I love a man who knows he
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: needs to finish my food. Okay, so splitting a burger
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: sounds great. I take like a quarter, you take three quarters.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: But I'm never sharing anything with you.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I was raised to finish my food. I was raised there.
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  Speaker 4: Even if I wanted to ben I get sick my mom.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I have arguments. I don't want to eat the I
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to eat the peace mom. No, you gotta
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: eat the piece it's on the I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: eat them. No, you're not leaving the table to eat
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: your piece. I'm theese are so good for the disgusting.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to eat them. And I had to
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: sit there until I eat the damn thing, and we
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: fighting it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Put some butter on it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: But about about but about a JT. The wingman says,
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: is it wrong to demand that me, me and my
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: significant other there watch Benny versus the penny while making
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: love asking for a friend?
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, waita add some ambiance to your love making.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: That's got this nice deep voice. You know what you
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: want to go a step above? Don't you have those voice?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Things you can do where people can like buy a
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: voice like a mesta. Oh oh yeah, cameo, what I
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: do like a seduction one? This is ben that's not.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: That's not helpful. Where can you do that's not that's
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: not good advice to man? Nobody nobody wants that. Let's
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: go to the phones. Keg Drinking Steve has a question
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: on the phones at eight seven seven ninety Fox. I'm
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: sure this is legit. Hello Keay drinking Steve.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Lorena. My question is I was reading online there was
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: a gentleman in Arkansas who is suing an exotic dancer
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: in Las Vegas for ten million dollars over a ten
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: year over.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: A ten year period, because he's broke.
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: Do you think he's got a possibility of winning?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: And all right, great question. A lot of time, Lorena.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Gosh, man, I will tell you this once and I'll
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: tell you this twice. Stop giving these strippers all your money.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: They look so good, Lorena, they look so good. There's
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: so I mean, it's like a piece of what do
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: you expect from Well, I think I know what they expect, Lorraine.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I think we know what they We all know what
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: they want.