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90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days Season 8 Episode 9 “Initial Descent “Initial Descent“ with Matt Marr of Reality Gays · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Hi there, Hi, Hy, what's happening? Yes, honey, it's a
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: very special episode of Vanity Farah with your host Chris
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and a very special guest, your friend and mine
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  Speaker 1: Maddie from Reality Gaze. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, everyone, very excited.
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  Speaker 1: Truly perfect timing, because we're two Pisces on the cusp
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  Speaker 1: of our renaissance.
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  Speaker 2: Of our renaissance. Neptune moved in Uranus's ass or some
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  Speaker 2: ship like that, cheers of that. So it's our time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we need it, you know, we deserve it.
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  Speaker 1: We've worked hard for it.
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  Speaker 2: Mutable signs Virgo too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, mutable, watery, just dreamy, just.
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  Speaker 2: Like, but gonna get stuff done.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Getting stuff done for specifically how emotional and sensitive we are,
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  Speaker 1: which is only our strengths, because you know, we're passed
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  Speaker 1: and we feel the pain and beauty of this world
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  Speaker 1: at a higher level than most other people. That's fine,
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  Speaker 1: you know we do. We are the last sign of
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  Speaker 1: the entire zodiac. We are the most highly evolved. We
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  Speaker 1: are encompass all of them, that's true.
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  Speaker 2: We're like, we're also I think few people maybe a Gemini,
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  Speaker 2: but few people are crazier than a batshit crazy Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: We're watching Old Love after Lockups and the old ones.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever watch the one with Glorieta. No, she's
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  Speaker 2: like water and her eyeshadow is like silver and bright,
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  Speaker 2: like she's and like she's driving to the car to
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  Speaker 2: meet him at prison, and she's like that, and then
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  Speaker 2: it's like a montage, but it doesn't cut away. In
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  Speaker 2: thirty seconds later she's like, oh God, like she's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So she's yeah, she's like, I love the water. I
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  Speaker 2: have a piece. Oh no, oh, it's so good, it's
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  Speaker 2: so good. It's on peacock.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, honey, ray were I can watch Traders and Pecock
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  Speaker 1: on peacock as well. So you have your Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm Pisces virgo Leo.
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  Speaker 2: Those are all what's your virgos? Your moon?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my son, Yeah, I guess because maybe.
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  Speaker 2: We were the same here because I'm Pisces virgo moon,
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  Speaker 2: but then aries arias rising.
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  Speaker 1: Wait you know, Virgo's my rising Oh okay, okay, and
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  Speaker 1: Leo's my moon.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: It's good we have the virgo. It helps us get
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  Speaker 2: ship done.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we both have virgo, and yet yours is that's
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  Speaker 1: so interesting. Guess what we're talking about, I mean, obviously not.
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  Speaker 2: An astrology corner, but we just did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, bitches, you're talking about your zodiac signs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is very La.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean like there is the thing in La people
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  Speaker 2: say what's your what's your top three and or what's
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: your your what's your big three? And everybody knows we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about astrology. You go to Oklahoma and they're like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: oh you know name Texas tic. They think it's fucking football.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I just like I attract scorpios like
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  Speaker 1: left and right for something. Yeah, you know, I gate
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  Speaker 1: libera and scorpios. Yeah, you know, I've had you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, God bless Leo's as well. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's really it.
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  Speaker 2: I dated three black Capricorn men that were all born
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  Speaker 2: on January sixth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Tony, how.
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  Speaker 2: Do I There's a lot to.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: You know, to think about. Every time they make someone
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: make a joke about that birthday, they're like, oh, it's
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: birthdays that day. Yeah yeah, oh god. I have friends
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  Speaker 1: that are born in September eleventh, and that obviously was.
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  Speaker 2: Really My dad was the tenth. We were so lucky,
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  Speaker 2: did I tell them what I was talking about? Yet,
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  Speaker 2: what are we talking to?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing. I'm so happy to have you
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  Speaker 1: as my guest because we're obviously good friends and we
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  Speaker 1: can just shitty chat all night long, and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to don't worry, guys, we're gonna we're going to end
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  Speaker 1: this and then go to dinner. So we're going to
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  Speaker 1: focus to specifically talk to you as much as we
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  Speaker 1: can about ninety Day Fiance. This is a recap before
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  Speaker 1: the ninety Days season eight, episode nine, Initial Descents. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: which obvious. Yeah, all good season. All the titles have
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  Speaker 1: been just taken from a flight attendance, opening and closing monologues.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's it, right, Buckle on your seatbelt.
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  Speaker 1: It's all we're making our initial descent. Your baggage claim
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: like it could be like Baggage Claim number one.
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  Speaker 2: Baggage Team one. Yes, I hope there's an episode called
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  Speaker 2: Baggage Claim one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just yeah, that's like, yeah, it's like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, because what does initial descent mean for this?
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  Speaker 2: Who is it? Who are we talking about?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 2: I like that we both I never wear this. We
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  Speaker 2: both are wearing black and white.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that we both are in a similar
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: well obviously we already tald about astrology situation, but like
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  Speaker 1: state yeah, well technically California, but you know what I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, but of being state of mind.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is kind of like, all right,
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: well then all right here it is. Whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be fucking fine. I'll make it that way.
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: Now, how are you liking this season?
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  Speaker 1: I love the season and I'm really happy how that
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  Speaker 1: we get to have both this and TOW happening at
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: the same time. And I've said this, so have a
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: plethora of new couples. Obviously you have Jenny and Sumid
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: on TOW, and we are being you know, definitely teased
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  Speaker 1: to a brim because we're absolutely in episode nine and
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: we surely have seen no lease and whoever her this
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: person is. I mean, she was at the holiday party
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: for a reason. She sprayed me down with bath and
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: body works for a reason in the girl's bathroom, like
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: she's on this show.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, she's she's So we think, well, a couple's
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: gonna leave.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so what do you think.
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: It's gonna bail out? We we were, I Jake, what
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: was it? Jake thought it was going to be said right,
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: we didn't know Zaiad, but now we're wondering, especially after
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: this episode, is it going to be Laura.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Laura and Burkhon? Yeah? I agree, Like I don't understand,
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  Speaker 1: like where the fuck is Michael, Like, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: where Okay, maybe we should start with them, Okay, okay,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: so yeah, let's start with Laura Laura. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why I said it like that.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: Lara and beer, Lara and beer. Oh my god, you
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: spell it the way I can, like beer can like
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  Speaker 2: a dick.
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  Speaker 1: I have to because I want to say it right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say it right, because I would say
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  Speaker 1: beer Khan. It's like a broken bag, you know. I'm
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: that's my own toxic trait. So this part is absolutely
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  Speaker 1: crazy because it warns a bunch of fucking follow up
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  Speaker 1: questions that don't get answered. But they're lying in bed
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  Speaker 1: and we are supposed to believe that suddenly he has
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  Speaker 1: come up with a surprise romantic getaway when he can't
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  Speaker 1: afford a anything, So like who's paying for a production
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  Speaker 1: of like makes no sense? Also, like this is something
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  Speaker 1: we see all the time. For some reason, the couples
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  Speaker 1: always have to go to another place when they're in
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  Speaker 1: the other place as like either like a different climate
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. But he's basically topless with his skinny arms
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  Speaker 1: and bad tattoos in this bed, being like are you
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  Speaker 1: excited for today? And we're like noboddy, But then it's
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, because he's planned a romantic getaway. What did
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  Speaker 1: you think?
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  Speaker 2: I I never thought of it until you said that
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  Speaker 2: I went away. He could never afford this. Why didn't
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  Speaker 2: you think about that when I watched it? Like, never
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  Speaker 2: ever afford I mean unless she gave him money and
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  Speaker 2: then he paid for it. But I mean maybe he
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  Speaker 2: pocketed some of the gambling, or maybe production did. I
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: mainly was just I was my whole thought in this
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  Speaker 2: whole scene you just talked about was the aggressiveness of
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: the chest hair. It was just aggressive. All of it
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  Speaker 2: was just it was just so in your face. I
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  Speaker 2: just was kind of like whoa when it came on.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, there's And it's because his arms are
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  Speaker 2: so skinny and his head is kind of skinny and bobbly.
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  Speaker 2: It just looks like chest hair, chest hair chair.
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  Speaker 1: It's just everywhere he has basically the same amount of
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  Speaker 1: hair on his arms that I do, and then what
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  Speaker 1: is like, you know, a weave, you know in the
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  Speaker 1: hair is straight on his chest.
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  Speaker 2: It's yes, it is. Yes, there are people that have
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  Speaker 2: straight by Yeah. I'm curly Curry everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: But too curly girls.
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  Speaker 2: This is the first. Yeah, but no, it's so anyway. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I also don't you think he just smells like sale cigarettes.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Always, yes, you know, and the shisha or whatever that
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  Speaker 1: he always smells.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: The breath is bad.
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  Speaker 2: Breath is bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's really really bad. Yeah, he yeah, I literally wanted
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  Speaker 1: to know if Laura was, like, am I paying for
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  Speaker 1: this surprise getaway? Like, because I mean you can't just
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  Speaker 1: surprise someone without the knowing, without their credit card. I mean,
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: so like he the fact they don't explain this is
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  Speaker 1: poor storytelling.
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  Speaker 2: Agreed, Agreed.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to go to chess me Turkey or sess
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: me Turkey.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: I forgot how you beautiful? Gorgeous? Actually there's a castle. Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: They're like walking up a castle looking at places he
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: can never afford to live never ever it was pretty,
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: it was, but it's like they do this, they like
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: distract the American with like something pretty. It's like well,
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: or in Rick's case, Rick is the American, But this
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: is is that on being not Yeah, yeah, we'll talk
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: about Rick like brings Trish to this beautiful place. I'm
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: distracting you to then tell you what a shitty person
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  Speaker 2: I am.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah that's what he did. Yep he did and
• 10:32
  Speaker 1: they both did. Yeah, but he can't afford it, so
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: so weird. But yeah he listen. He She's obviously in
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: her favorite romantic fantasy land where he is some protector provider,
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: which he has I guess said to her in text
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: that she is held onto and has spit out into
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: camera as a reason why she's into him. And we're
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: all being like, provide fucking what, you know, like literally
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: provide what. But then now we're like this romantic getaway,
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: you mean, like we know he's not paying for so
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: we're yeah, and I answered that. So then she's like, oh,
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I've always wanted to be a princess, and
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: he was like, no, I get to be the princess.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: I did not like that comment. I thought, does that mean?
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: Are we a pinky in the butt?
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: So many things, it's like, does he have the driest,
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: most awkward delivery of sorry philosophy and jokes that I've
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: ever witnessed where it's like almost.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Like his Nietzsche or Nietzsche whatever.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: It's a character almost. It's like, who's that crazy guy
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: from the Seventh Kiss? Like Andy, Yeah, he's almost like
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: like a weird stated character that like is super dry.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it, it just was. It was an
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: odd joke, yeah, and it, but it also is telegraphing.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: He's saying, not that not the may man, I'll be
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: the actual princess. But he wants to be taken care of.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does want to be taken care of. And
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: he's not the only man on the show who definitely
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: wants to be taken care of and is open about it.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: At one point, Laura's in this palace and she sees
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: this and she goes, wait, wait, wait is that a bathroom?
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: I think it's a bathroom, And every one of us
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: is like, no, that's not a bathroom, is it. But
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: like it's like you think I think it's something.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Like a drainage. I'll be honest, you know it was
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: a bathroom. I didn't think it was a bathroom, but
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I wondered, like, I mean maybe, but I when I'm
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: going I.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: Do pee out that little slot, but where your shoes.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Are well, because it looks like it looks like a
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: place you could squat into a hole.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like a basin that washes feet sees.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a son of a plumber, so I'm obsessed with
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: how people went to the bathroom in his street. Even
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: like when we went to Spain with my best friend
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: in November. We would go there and I'm like, where's
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: the bathroom? And I'm like, do you need to go
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom. I'm like, no, where did they go
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom? I need to know. So there's like
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: something I need to know. I need to see plumbing.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I need to see a hole in the ground. It's
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: just my father's voices in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the whole, Look for the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Look at the hole, Look at the hole. Remember these words,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: remember these words. Yes, it's like Mufasa when what's when
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: he dies? And it's like my dad appears to be
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: like a nineteen eighties picture saying remember the hole. May Matthew, Yeah, yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: And you do because you're such a good sound.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Well, the son of a plumber runs deep. Hey, ship
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: paid for my undergrad I'll be happy. I'm happy. It's
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: a good it's a good career now because there's so
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: much text stuff in AI. Hey, I is never going
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: to take away a plumber or an electrician, a craftsman.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I sound like I'm gonna add for Southern California votech
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  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna hush.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I was like an it T tech. You know what
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like to your career, you can have your fingertips,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: you know, with online and at night classes.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: You know, like options like HVAC, electrician.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Dentalgienist, yes, termite repair. Yeah, it's so funny, not so fine.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: It's horrible, but like this is really bad. But remember
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: how like six years ago everyone was about being a
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: gamer and coding and now like coding.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Is like and now there's Claude AI. It's the best one.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't know any of them. I don't understand them,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: but I keep hearing about Grok.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: No, Grok is your one.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. They're all bad. To Mey're all bad.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: So I don't use I know I use one. I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: can tell who is he.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It's Claude and it's made for like artists and creatives
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: and it is so great. Like I was doing something
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, take this text data DA
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: and make it. I make a pitchtick from this with
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: everything I wrote, and it made like this beautiful pitcheck.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I've corrected some things, but honestly, I could have sent
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: it to a producer just like that. I'm shocked. We're
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: all going to get taken over.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm going to Okay, I'm going to this
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: compartmental life, this entire part of the podcast.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like I have to move on
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: because we have a dinner reservation in two hours. Yeah,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: and it's but in two hours. You're like, Chris, it
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: will be fine. You're like, no, it will be well,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: we have so much we.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Have We'll have two hours until dinner.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but believe me, we'll talk. Okay. So I'm not
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: worried about it. Yeah, That's why I've opened it. So basically,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: after they joined the tour, but I'm like, did to
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: pay for that tour?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: And after she is like, this is.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Did you that tour? Did you beame with that tour?
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: So are you said a little bit like your fancy show,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: and we said that dog.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah, because I just know you can't pig
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: for anything how's he big for the secret getaway? But
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: they joined the tour and like, there's a tour guide.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, girl, did you check them in or
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: did you are?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: You don't just follow a law? Joy? I think they
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: just joined.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: To say sorry, I'll bring my Chris.
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  Speaker 2: I've been on those stores. They're expensive. It's like one
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars a person.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: If he's going to just skip out on death from
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a country, then he will do whatever the fuck he
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: needs to do to just get by.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: And like there are people and he's going to dine
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: and ditch to Yes, of.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Course, there are people in this world that are only
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: too happy to pull one over on like and get
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: things for free until you know my mom.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Jake loves a deal. I can't he always and he
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: says I got the man, and I'm like, this was
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: a female owned business.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally is. It's triggering to me. It's true.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I will say one. I will say a couple of
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: things about two things about Laura. She has prepares entirely
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: too brassy. I mean that is a brassy ass hair.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: It is orange and yellow. Yeah, it is just like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: why what the un always.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Like to me? She reminds me of like Rene's Elwiger
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: sister who grew up in Ohio.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my yes, but also like she's pretty. Yeah, Oh,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I think that she's absolutely beautiful.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: I think that she was. Where would you go with
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: her hair?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could, you could, I mean honestly, with those
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: and she also has gorgeous eyes.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: You could.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: You could go real dark and have it be like
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: a contrast kind of like the Coda fanning. Yeah, and
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I think those eyes would I think.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: She could go with the color like mine, like a strawberry.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: So fuckingly that's just a little more uh grassiness sound.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Also in this scene, it looks like she's wearing muted
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say scrubs, like muted green scrubs, like
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: she's talking about a dental hygienis. She's about to, like,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Change or forget about what they wear on because that
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: is vanity Farah, that's what you're about. You notice things.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: We all noticed certain things. And I'm just like the
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: hair was one thing because they kept you in the
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: back of it and just like you know, it's streaky
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and it's so orange and it's just like, oh my god,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: just like I would do anything for it. And obviously
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: she's not the only person obsessed about either Emma's wig
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: or Chloe's blonde hair. You know, I couldn't talk more
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: about hair or atleast's I mean, come on, I can
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: make a whole podcast just talking about the wigs on
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: this one season alone. So an, I know, help me.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: So basically he starts to bait her and he's like, so, uh,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I can till you have some questions, and she's like, well, weird.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's scared, shaking out of the most.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I feel like so when you watch him, especially in
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: this conversation when he said, do you have any questions?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: And questions?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I know we say this a lot, like everybody says
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: this in the zeitgeist, now that quote Everyone's a narcissist,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: and really only I think like two or three percent
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: of the population are our certifiable narcissist. However, I think
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: we work in a medium that lends itself to narcissistic
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: people that are either diagnosable or have strong narcissistic qualities
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: because they want to be react stars. They want to
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: be I mean, this is how we got our fucking
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: president like and so that to me watching him, he
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: is the epitome of narcissism mixed with an addict mm hmm,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: like a total gift. But it's the the way I
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: worry about him actually being like physically violent with her.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So does Jake.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I think that to what I kind of said earlier,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: he has no end but his own survival and goals. Yeah,
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: so she means to me, She means nothing to him,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: like nothing. All she is is the end to she
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: literally and she said it, and the fact that she
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: said it two episodes ago and she's still here is like,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: oh my god. She is the way for him to
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: get rid of his debt by just giving him an
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: open hand and a bridge to America where he'll then
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: never in his mind back to Turkey and therefore I
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: never have to deal with that debt. That is what
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: he feels like Lisa does. It's why he can say
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: things about it in front of Lisa and not hear
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: it from a sense of someone from Laura.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck, it's fine.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I do it a lot. I know, Laura, I do
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: it a lot. I'm Laura, Laura, Laura, Laura. He when
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: he told Laura about his debt, you could tell that
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: he said it in a way that didn't feel like
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: it was shame coming from a place of like a
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: lover to their other lover coming with like things, is
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: this okay? He was like, yeah, this thing happened, but
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: you're the kind of you're the solution to it. So
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: it's not a problem because he doesn't care how she
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: feels about it or how it affects her. No, like
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: or that she would think ill of him about it, Like,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: no part of him feels shame about the debt and
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: the guilt from the gambling. Is I feel like only
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: because he assumes that society thinks something about it, And
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: it's like probably just a knowing to him that he's
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: not rich. But if he was rich, he would be like, yeah,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: gamble professionally, and I'm great at it. I'm fucking beer Khan.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking well. And when he says, but I'm not
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: addicted to gambling, because I think the quote he said
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: was basically, I you know people that gamble, they get
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: a thrill of like when you're losing, but I always win.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: That's literally the definition of a gambling net. Like when
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: he told her I just need that big payout and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: then we're good, It's like this is dark.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Buddy, if you always won, you wouldn't have dead period
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: period you've been doing that's every godamn day.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Because there are people that we have, some listeners, some
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: sissies that are professional gamblers. But it's like.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Technically, my dad's professional gambler.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You know what stock market is a game?
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, my father is. I mean, you know,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: my dad is like and his whole he's been a
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: stockbroker's last portfolio manager. He has, he's a business manager.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: He has people have investments of like stocks, but there's
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: other things like bonds, whatever. But like specifically, my dad
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: is a value investor. So he's someone who likes you know,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Fortune five hundred companies, SMP, like top companies that like
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you know, long term investing. Like that's what he does.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: He like you know, just is putting. He thinks that
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: he knows what's going to happen, whether he is you know,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: either skilled by looking at history or some amount of
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: ego or whatever, and then he puts his money and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: other people's money allocated into you know, big stocks and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: then like you know, just hopes and praise that it works.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, what, yeah, it's gambling.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it's obviously there's more skill or there's there's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: there's safeguards in it from like a regular poker table,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: but the odds are better.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, even if you put money in there
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: and keep it forever, the odds are better.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know about sport gambling at all though.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Like I have a friend who stating a guy and
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: that's what he does. He gambles, like in America here
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: like and he does for himself, but he gambles on
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: other people's money, like football games and all that kind
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: of stuff, and he makes a living from it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, Beer Klinon fucking thinks he's goddamn Kendall. Did
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you see this fanatics commercial that's like a pop culture phenomenon?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Babe, Kendall of Kendall Kardashian Jenner is
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: like in a commercial for phonetics. Sorry, is it called fanatics?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: What am I saying? Phonetics? I'm saying, like not the
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: word that means it's like fanatics.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was, still called fanatics, but it's
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: spelled different, right, saying, I know you said it like
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: the alphabet phonetic.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I know I have phonetic problems.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Fan It's crazy to me that that's legal because it's gambling. Yes,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: but it's legal and we.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Get it everywhere. I've never done it, so.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I think gambling should be legal if people anywhere, if
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: people want to do it. But the problem is is
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of problems with it. It really it
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: destroys people's lives.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: It's interesting how pervasive addiction is, like you know, like
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: we you know, like sexual addiction, you know, like it's like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you know, sex sex addiction, like gambling addiction.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Like I don't think about it right now, honey, both yeah,
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: just like squeeze health at the same time, k honey,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: like a quark, I love you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Like that damn cork on that bottle.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know what I explain it. They
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: wouldn't know. So basically, after he baited her to be
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: like like David as fucking pumpkins or and then she's like, well, yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: because you and your friends talked in your native language
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and then didn't fucking say shit to me when I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be meeting her friends. And she's like,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: where did that goddamn dead come from? That you're you know,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: and then you know, she really wanted to hear like
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: my PhD program, you know, but she didn't hear that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: What she heard was my.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Extended fasis on Nietzsche or whatever, like, well, my mom
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: had a home.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. She could have he could have said anything,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: but blamed it on COVID. He blamed on COVID, but
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: also his entreneurial his entreneurial preneurial spirit, which is that
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: he owned a spoiler alert sheisha slashed coffee business. That's
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: why he loves it so much, and it was either
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: doing well or well enough that he decided to get
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: a loan from that and then seems like he mortgaged everything,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: or like, you know, he's kind of like me when
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I'm playing Monopoly, which is that there's one part of
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Monopoly where I'm in the red, like so hardcore, where
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: there's like no coming back, where I've like mortgaged everything.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: You're like, there's no coming back. But like I've been
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: building slowly houses that turn into hotels and then the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: tie turns and I own the entire town. That's what
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: he thinks was going to happen. But COVID happened, like
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you said, and it put a wrench in all the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: plans that all the places closed, and like he said,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in time of despair, he turned to gambling. Now we
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: don't know when he started gambling. But then there's this
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: other element where he's like, and you know, as you know,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I love the sport. I love playing, and now that
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I can't play anymore, I can still gamble. Yeah. Do
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you do you believe that she should like? I don't
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: believe that she's I don't think that. I don't believe
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: him that he owned the she should bar and all
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: that stuff.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I don't either.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I don't.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I don't believe him. No, okay, I don't lookause like
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: you said, you really nailed it. I've had to bring
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: this up on our pod. He doesn't care about her
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: at all, so why would he tell her the truth?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: So because people lie to people they care about, even
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I mean sometimes.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: He cares about himself.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: If he doesn't even care about her, what say, like,
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: why would he tell the truth? Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I just I look, Laura seems smart, Like I feel
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: like she's smarter than this to know. That's why I
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: feel like she's going to be out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, in relativeness, she seems to have more wits about
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: her than just the person.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: The average, the average American.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Lisa, who I keep sucking up their names.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Laura has more. What's a better than Lisa? Now when
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Christina my way, my way? Oh my god, yeah, I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: mean no, he is not, you know. And her hair
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: is so thick. It's even bad hair. No, it's not bad,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I know, it's about sure, it's a bad color, you know, Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and horrible.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: I think, like my daughter, like blonde ambition, like fucking
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: go there?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: No, or if she I mean, she keeps talking about
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: wanta long hair. So just to me at this point,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: like a girl, yeah, just keep put a cast oil
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: on the top of it and then just you know
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: as much. Why did she get extend She can't afford extensions.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: She can't. You lay that out quick quickly.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: They're very expensive. She okay, So okay. Basically that's the
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: end of them. I have nothing to say about them.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. But she should be she should
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: be out of there as soon as possible.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Sean Robertson says, we wish him the best.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're thinking the worst.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You Yeah, we wish the best, we're thinking the worst.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Who's next, Who's next?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Let's let's get ricking trish Oy the way, because I
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to be the end. Sometimes when I end
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: on them, it makes me like really like besides horrible, Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I get them. I should be startling with them and
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: get them done.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Did you realize I realized he was once my uber No, no,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: he was once my uber drug. Because it came out shabooty.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: You know, the shabooty of course, the very high news
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: here on Natty Day. Well, Shahbooty breaks it off.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I know, I know.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: So I don't even know if shabooty. I don't even
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: know what pronouns to use with shabooty, I thought it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just gonna use shabooty, okay, because
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I like saying, because chabot shot Boopie adviser for music Man, Yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: but SHABOOTI said that Rick was an uber driver, and
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: when I saw the post, I went, wait a minute.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I remember this handsome black man and I remember a
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: suber driving, and then I remember us talking about tap dancing,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: and him talking about that he taught tap dancing, and
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: I was saying how I wanted to always tap dance.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: But I asked my mama when I was eight years
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: old if I could tap dance, and she said no,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: because you're already singing and your father can't handle anymore.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: So I never could take tab dancing. And he was like,
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: well that's horrible. He's like, I'll teach you tap man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: And he didn't have another card on him or we
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: get it. But when I told him the story about
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: my mother, he was kind of quiet afterwards, and that
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: seemed to depress him. But I'm pretty positive he was
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: my uber driver.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he has a he looked familiar.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Like at first when I saw him, I went,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: did we fuck? But we didn't.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I'm so thankful. Okay, we have no idea about that
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: for you just.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Anyway. So that's my that's my knowledge of Rick Plays.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about their beautiful Island get away.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I will say one thing about their storyline is that
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it makes me want to go to Madagascar.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: It's actually that Madagascar looks fucking stunning.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely does. Like I don't ever want to see
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: a lemur. I think they're not cute. I think they're scary.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I just want to look like they're going to I don't.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I don't like anything with yellow eyes.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I don't like yellow eyes.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yellow, yellow, yellow, I'm out. I'm out. If it's mellow,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: if yellow lit it mellow. That's how I say.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: And if your eyes are yellow, I'm gonna let you fly.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: When it comes to eyes, if it's yellow, I'm saying
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: hell no, Okay.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: But you know they're having an discourgion. Honey, they're in
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a cano, they're in life vests. You know, he's afraid
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: of sharks. He's always like he She's like, God, you're
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: always complaining. He's always complaining in its truity, He's always
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: kind of being a little bit of a pussy pansy
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: like and I don't, I don't mean, I mean like
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: a little whimp. He's always there's there's, yeah, a complainer
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: but also wimpy. There there's a lot of Americans that
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: because they, you know, love a certain amount of comfort,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: and because they you know, haven't traveled, and because they
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: like haven't done research, when they're in a different, a
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: very different modus, they cannot help themselves but be like
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: kind of like a baffling, bumbling fool through it, you know,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: and just be like and it makes them always look old,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: it makes them look stuffy, it makes them look unsophisticated.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: It's always and it always makes them look again like
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: also like a little like wimpy, unsophisticated, uncultured, kind of
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: weak person. Yeah, sharks exist everywhere. So if he's like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: why is he like, I'm afraid of sharks. You're literally
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: on a canoe with four other men. But I'll deal
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: with this fucking canoe and these goddamn day Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You're fine. Yeah, maybe now I'm even scared of sharks
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: a little bit because I'm from a landlock's day. But
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I even would be fine during this.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I would only be scared of sharks if I was
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: like on my sometime, you know, only because oh yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: sorry about it, don't pass forward. I'm sometimes I'll stop talking.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: So everybody has it.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: You know you are, you're fine. You know you listen
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't, if you are some person, I don't
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: have to hear about your period. Ever. Then I'm doing
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: a godamn paper.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Because it's like, have you watched the finale? When does
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: this air? When is this air Sunday night? O? Well,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I can't say it yet. There's a thing that happens
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: in tow on the part to tell.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: All yeah, yeah, yeah, I've watched it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Well, they're all like the tea is like I can't
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: believe that a mother and son talk about this and
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: it's like just spoiler alert. It's just like a guano appointment.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like, there's nothing wrong with telling your son you're
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: going to the kinecologist.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, I try to understand what you're saying. Yes,
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: it'd be no problem to be like, son, I have
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: a gun of collegs apartment.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It'd be very oh.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talking about forests and like, okay, because to me,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: obviously there's a you know problem with some you know,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: some boundaries. But yeah, like I mean obviously I was
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: raised by my dad and so I had to be
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: like yeah, I mean Pam Pond or whatever like all
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the time because you had to buy it from me.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: So basically, as there, Brick and Trish are going through
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: this beautiful, like romantic, you know, island hopping adventure. She's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: wearing a super cute body con red number with like
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: strappies that come.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Down, fucking pop star gorgeous.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: She's unbelievably beautiful. She's her eyes, her hair, her face
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: was just like her. Her face is like radiant son
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: and like commercial.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. She always like fresh face.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: She has like big ass titties, big natural ass titties,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you know, and they're just like they just look like
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: they're just like maul fools and handful.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: You know, and like, yes, why are you with this, Dusty?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't, I mean because I.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Don't think she wants to come to America, per say,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: but maybe she does.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I do think it's a very small island. I do
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: think she'd probably love to come to America. And I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: hate to say that for her, and it's it's just
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: my gut of guts. I don't think good about everyone,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: but I do think that she would. I think that
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: that's part of it, just because I do think that
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: she is hot as fuck. Yeah, and I think that
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: there is a part of her that knows that she
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: is too hot for that island and that maybe America
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: will give her the opportunity for her. I don't know,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: that's my She's never said this, but this is Chris
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Farah telling you, projecting on you her heart of.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Heart got it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: So he's like, baby, baby, baby, I got you a secluded, private,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: romantic situation. This is beautiful this and should not be
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: called initial dissent, as the name of this episode should
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: be called Baby, I got you a secret place I'm
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: gonna take you, which I do have a secret place
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you later. Yeah. Oh that's the ice
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of restaurant. Yeah, how do you prepare?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I need at least two lion King references every episode. So,
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and it's gorgeous. So he shows her. It's like, you
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: walk up these stairs.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: It's a okay, this is look confusing to me and
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I need you to tell me what is So it's
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: like a treehouse.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, like Swiss family Robinson, that's what I.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: There's a beautiful panoramic view of the entire worlds.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: She's like, yes, it's beautiful.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: No, glad, there's no walls, no are they is there?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Is this a bed that they sleep in or don't? Okay?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: This is my question is to you.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: I feel like I know where you're going with this.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Is this a day cabana situation?
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: What happens at night when you go to sleep in
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: the bed and you're unconscious and don't know what's going
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: to crawl on your skin mosquitoes.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Where do you pee?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Again? I would want to see the bathroom, where's the plumbing?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Where's the plumbing? I know you're dead now, Mathew.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: The home Marthy, now you know where it comes from.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Now when you travel, you're going to be like, where's
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: the bathroom?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: And how did they go to.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: The bathroom in ancient Greece? I need to know where
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: did they drop a deuce?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, but I do. That's my Roman Empire.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: That is, yes, my favorite thing. When I I'll never
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: forget what I was in high school. I'm so excited
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: to show my daddy because I won. I got I
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: went to London because I won a national mascot cost contest.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: And so that makes sense. What was your mascot?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Long Grove Long Horns, Bruno, the long Horn. It's still
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: if you listen to our show. I've said many times,
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Jake doesn't believe me if you go every time I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: go home to Long Grove, Oklahoma, every time someone says
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: you were the best. God dang Bruno, we ever had
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: they just none of them been better. It's one thing
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I'm conceited about. I was in the I was a
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: fucking incredible mascot, like a few were better than me. Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: that's how good I feel about being a mascot. I
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: think we all should have one thing where we're like,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I own did that, like acting, I'm like comedian and
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like mascot. I'm like, yeah, so put a head.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: On, you.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Furry bren on the longhorn. And so I won the
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: singing and we marched in a parade. I think it
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: was a money gimmick or whatever. We marched in parade
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: in London. But we went to Westminster Abbey on tour
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: and my favorite part of Westminster Abbey was seen where
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: the abbey plumber was buried in the church, and I
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: still have a picture of it, and I showed my
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: dad and he thought that was so cool. You know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: we have to finish the story, and you finish the
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: story and you're like, I don't know where we're gonna go.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: After I know I do. I have I have all questions,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you know I have about Okay, it's just okay, it's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: this this. I believe you, and I know you so
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: well that like I know that you were such a
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: great mascot. So then I think, now in this world,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: was there ever a time in which you were going
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: to apply to be like a Disneyland mascot because in
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: southern California, Well.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Because because I wanted to be.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Goofy.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I'm six foot, I could have been like Goofy far
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: of all the tall characters. It still feels like it
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: could be a backup career for me if something ever
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: goes wrong and Jake gets is canceled, which could happen,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: which could happen, So it's fair. So yeah, I'm it's
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: it's back up. Because I was out there in Oklahoma
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: with an ice pack in ninety eight degree one hundred
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: degree heat, wearing a long rum costume. I could be
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: fucking Blue the Bear in California.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who's like I want to be like you
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: probably do some of the voices even though you're not
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: supposed to.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Who's the bear in jungle Book?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Blue the Bear or the bird? But it's also the
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: same bear as in robin Hood. They just used the
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: same for some reason.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason. When I was like, and the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: same voice, well, that's a great voice. I love that
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: in fucking jungle Book Louis Armstrong's jungle Book, Who is.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: He in the Jungle. He's the oh he's like, oh
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: there's a there's like a yeah, that feels no more racist?
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: What were you about to say? Or what?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: What Rick and Trish did in those Jungle outs that too.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: It's just that, you know, like ye was a yeah,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you're right, here's the thing I forgot. I was like yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: and I remembered what he was in that and I
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: was like no, no, and I'm like, don't say it
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: like it's you know that in my mind, I had
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: had two different memories. Something came to mind, and then
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: something came to mind. Yes, I wish i'd had.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You want to know, play the Jungle Book. You can
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: google it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: He was called King Louis, King Louis, Yeah, the king.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: Of the jungle, but not a lion but not.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: But but that's why, that's why you would know what's racist,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: because yeah, because then yes, because they Disney would turn
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: around later and make a gap the third time, bring
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: it up lion king. All right, okay, so here so
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: as but are we talk about them being yes? So
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: then so then obviously he does this and Tricias like
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: this is gorgeous. I'm so into it. And then he's
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like great, so I bought another stupid thing.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Then you're like, let's do role play.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: At first, when he opens up his trunk, I'm like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: if you got damn brought that splash pad out, like
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: thinking that she's gonna squirt all over this goddamn tree house,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I'll be so mad at you. But he doesn't. He
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: he brings out Okay. They are bargain basement like costumes,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: like a Halloween with like.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Like not even Amazon.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I think he wanted to wear this a he feels
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: likes he's super hot and he also it's part of
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like he feels like he loves his to he loves
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: his torso, and he he probably thinks he has a
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: big dick or whatever, like he this to the m
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: this loin cloth.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think he does?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I think it's fine.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that it's fine. Okay, people do you
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: think that he Okay? People have said that he maybe
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: does some roids or whatever, and maybe that's why he
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: like looks the way.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe I mean at this age, but I think he
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: show his like masculine virility by this, by this, because
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: he's just wearing this loin cloth that's barely tied. Meanwhile,
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile she looks fully from nineteen eighties horrible, like b
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: fels just yeah, like even the headband it looked. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: was offended. You're watching it, and I don't get offended
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: by a lot, but I was like, ooh, there's.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Something also to be said, and kind of going back
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: to the beer con Laura thing where the minute that
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: she comes out, you can tell she doesn't feel good
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: sexy right in it.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: And if you love someone, you don't want them to
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: feel that way. When you love someone, you see it
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: and you sense it and you go, oh, I want
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: them to be comfortable.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: That's exactly.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It made me sad because I've never had that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: That is what you want, Like you want someone to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: be like, oh if this is some stupid idea, fine,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: but like I can tell that, like this is bringing
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you absolutely no joy, And if I couldn't tell, she
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: tells him, she says it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: She says it, yeah, and he still is like no, no,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: And then they go down the hill and he's like
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: we're traveling. He's like really into this role play. He's
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like very committed to the role play. It's it's I'm
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: not real. I don't do a lot of role play.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not against it. Jake says he commits to character
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: and has been told that his role play is too aggressive.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Well, did he say what he's what role he was doing?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Because it's not asking, because it's gonna be like an
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: aggressive dog. It's something that involves a pup mask, whatever
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: that is. But you know what those are.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But then so that means that he's in Jake
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: won't admit it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: But you know when someone makes a joke too much
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: about it, they only make a joke about it because
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: they know about it. Yeah, I didn't even but that's true, y'all.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: They joke about it, they know about it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: All his jokes are pup mask, which tells me he's
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: getting banged in a pup mask, going right.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Or he's banging someone in a pup mask and making no. Okay,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. Yeah yah, yeah. But when
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: you think he's being too aggressive, I'm like the most
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: power bottom of power bottoms, Like, how are you aggressively
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: as a pup?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot of aggressive power bottoms as a pup. Yeah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: you're like bow wow, but yeah, you're like dude, dude
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: this way.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: It's a thing. It's a thing. Anyway, he committed to it,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: and that makes her even more uncomfortable, and it's so
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: it's really uncomfortable to watch those segments and then with
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: him Sorry, I'm just totally like no, yeah, when he's
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: all like, are like you wrote it down? Like he said,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: are you happy with me? Are you happy? And she's
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: like yeah, everything's great, and he's like okay, and then
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: he like morphs into this other beams like Lena Engage
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: want to kill you you can't And I'm like, who
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: the fuck is? Like this is crazy to me? What
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: did you think about that?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He has this whole so you happy with me?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: As my own fault? I wrote this down? It's actually
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: she says it in bed with him, she is they're
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: in bed, it does she says, you happy with me?
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: And I was like no, so mad because yeah, I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: was like, oh no, you are on your You don't
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: even know how good you are so much better. You
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: are too good for this man. You have no idea
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: because you you think this man can like.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Say he is the biggest catch on this season of
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: be ninety.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't Yeah, I don't know, you know,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna agree with you, only because I don't
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: know what there is a mysteriousness about her, and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: don't know a lot about her because he hates her.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Is he wants you don't know all she's hiding.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hiding things and he wants her to be
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: this and so kind of like either his version of
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: what his POV of her is as well as the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: don't telling in the camera.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the five days where she was gone, I
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: don't believe everything she said. I think there's more that's coming.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Out absol luckuly, like we never got we never got
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to see the motorcycle being delivered. We never got to
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: see the argument with her boyfriend's friend and Rick. We
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: never got to see her boyfriend. We haven't seen anyone
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: in her family yet. We you know, it's like, oh,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: we've only seen one moment of her being a doula,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: and it's like what we know about her is that
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: she's squirts and she was in a relationship with someone
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: who was rich before this person, and that she wants
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: kids like those are the base and she dresses cute
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and I can see she has big boobs, you know,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: like those are those are the only things I know
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: about her, those are the truths, you know, like and so,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: But I do love her. I mean that's a big word.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I do like her. I like her personality. I think
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: she's super cute. She I know, is too good for him.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: But it's also because I think that he is wildly horrible. Yeah,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: so basically he she so? Her saying you happy with
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: me made me upset because I think that I think
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that we do sort of want someone to be happy
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: with us. We want so badly for someone to choose
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: us and to make someone pleased with us without doing
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: the due diligence of being like, is this person going
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: to be? Is this person going to make me happy? Ah?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Can I be happy with this person? Now?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: You?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Are you happy with me? But like, will I? And
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: can I be happy this with this person? Is my
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: happiness even truly a concern of this person? And is
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: this person no true happiness in the connotation of what
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I think happiness is? Like is this person's version of
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: happiness being knee deep in some person's pussy? You know
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like, Yeah, is that that person's only
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: knowledge of joy? And then everything is like you know,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: white knuckling it until he gets to be inside someone.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Will he just wants young pussy. Yeah, of course, young
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: international pussy. That's it. That's what all this is about.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Why you wait until you banged her and you dicked
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: her down and y'all got to have great, wild sex
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: several times before you told her all this, right, Yeah,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: So it was horrible hard watching her hear this, like
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: you could tell it hit her in her chest.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: When he finally was like, you know, because we also
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: find out he originally told us in his interviews, well,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: during that five days, I went to Columbia. Well, no,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: we find out during that five days he decided to
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: go to Columbia. So then he went to Columbia past
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: the five days. So he was talking to her while
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: he was fucking his ex in Columbia.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: She had given him his explanation that she you know,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: she had said, oh, this is what happened, and you know,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: whatever had happened, and he, supposedly I'm assuming, was like, okay,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I believe you. They kept talking and then as that
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: moment's happening, he is like with his ex and.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's not Laura and beer can, maybe it's maybe
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: it's Rick and Trish. After this, she's like, I'm done.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: She seems when she was like, don't talk to me,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: don't touch me, she feels done.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: She absolutely does so basically obviously, when he confesses, he
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: he does almost like a fucked up Johnny thing where
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: he tries to like snake out of the accountability responsibility
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: by being like I just felt so lonely and abandoned.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, bitch, after we are seen you. Yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: also you're gonna get lonely in abandoned, and you're gonna
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: get that from someone who's in a fucking different country.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: And he's like, this is something we can work through.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: So then basically the next they packed up to go
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: and he's like trying to talk to her and she's like,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, Rick, don't even touch me, don't
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: talk to me up ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: it's free right, Yeah, she shut up, just shut up,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: shut up. But what happened with Oh no, it's black
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: eyed peas.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I guess where we're drying to America. We're I don't
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: know if that's yeah, okay.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, don't worry. Yeah, we have aged ourselves all night long.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: So basically we want them to be done. We want
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: her to move on. I really want her rich ass
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: X to come in and like kill him, you know,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: not really not really kill him, like yeah, just a soul.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Let him tap dance somewhere other countries.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I go back to uber. So let's
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: move on to Javon and Annulin. So they're on the
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: cusp of having this awkward fight at a dinner where
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: they've also kind of done the Emma and zaiat thing
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: where I feel like a producer has been like, Okay,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: so you guys are like this sometimes, and so we're
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: going to make sure that the storyline is that sometimes
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you guys are coming together and sometimes you're apart, so
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: that there's like, you know, Peaks and Valley. So they
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: made javan and Anelin kind of like try and play
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: at honeymoon noess or whatever. But it's it's faltered a
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: because first mistake again, her sandal had broke last episode
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: and when she was like, oh, you could help me
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: by carrying me and he was like Nope, that was stupid,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and then sid now they're at dinner and she's like, okay, well,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: this is basically the first time we've ever been together.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: So let's take a picture together, me and my beautiful husband,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: and they take a picture and his soul comes through
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: his eyes and you can really see how miserable he is.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Miserable, just miserable. Like but again, someone's been listening to
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: the men's rights podcast.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Do you know? Like I don't? Is it like, okay?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Is there?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know the men's right patht like I don't.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm assuming it's I'm assuming there.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Are many podcasts out there that talk with about masculinity.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: And we've said on our show, and I will say
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: to your listeners. If you are a woman and you
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: are dating a man and he starts telling you, hey,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: I'm listening to this podcast about masculinity men versus women,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: break up with them. I don't care if you're married,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: I don't care if you're in a relationship. I don't
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: care if you have children. This guy is being which
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: this guy jove on. This is what happens so many
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: men right now. It's like this insultrull they're being brainwashed
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: and this idea of this whole it's like, but in
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: a grosser level of men are from Mars, women are
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: from venus kind of bullshit. But the way that like,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: but this kind of Neanderthal cavemn attitude that you need
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: to mistreat women so that way they ray. They then
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: they're then they're brainful for your Yeah, they.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: They feel less than and therefore you provide the solution.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: You provide you're the answer, so they This is the difference.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: It's the juxtaposition of men looking at they're the answer
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: when a lot of men don't realize they're the problem.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Not that we hate all men, because there's nights men.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: It's just that I guess my mind has them, but
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: there are nice men.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Two humans have to come together and realize how hard
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: this world is, like this world has problems already, Like
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: this world, this world is difficult, Like you know, there's
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: new problems and new horrible monsters, you know, metaphysically and physically,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: to like fear and fight all the time. So if
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: you are someone who like can somehow find another soul
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: on God's green Earth to partner up with an ally
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: with in order to like fight the good fight and
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: like face every day together and you love each other,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: it doesn't even make sense to me to put up
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: like other hardships other than the ones that will naturally
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: occur from two different people with two different mindsets, mindsets,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and two different histories coming together again to do a thing.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I's gonna said, fight the good, fight against the war
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: against the world. So it's like you have to do
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the most I okay, this is and again I'm gonna
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: say this right now. Everything I'm saying is a as
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: you can hear I slightly slurred, I've had some wine.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: B I'm single. So two things.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: But I think that in the same boat, I think.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: That you want to find someone who connects with your
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: soul in a way that is undeniable, it's almost in
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: almost unresistible to you and them. And in that there
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: is a certain like choice and claim that this feels
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: better than not and and and I mean that, and
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I mean that where like you know yourself, it should
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: feel but you should feel better with this Person's kind
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: of going back to with like you have to feel
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: good with this person. Like I'm not saying that, like
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: your hormones get triggered or this person, you know, just
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: like sometimes touches your ear and you're like Lisa Danielle
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: and just like completely fucking taken over it's like you've
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: done the gudal agents where you know yourself and you're like,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: my nervous system feels at peace with this person. This
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: person values me, sees me. If those things can come together,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: what a fucking gift.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: What a gift? Can I add to that? I feel
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: like because sometimes we can tell, we can tell ourselves
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: someone makes her life better. But going off of the
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: feeling of it, we all should be with someone that
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: makes our days.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Easier because what does it look like for life is
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: always stressful, Yes, always stressful, but I need But I
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: think we should also have someone who we feel like,
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: like you were saying.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Is kind of in our side, on our corner, but
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: also just someone who makes the cup of coffee for
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: you every morning, someone who like picks up or lights
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: lights your favorite candle when they know you're going to
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: sit down and work. Like those that I really feel
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: like it's less about the big things. Everybody wants a
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: nice four one k, everybody wants a house everyone, but
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: it's these what I recognize now that I've never really
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: gotten in a relationship is the day to day details
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: where someone just filled in the blanks of my life
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: to complete my sentence and make that day easier and
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: jo vonn ain't doing that for Analin.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you a question. Is that easy
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: to do when you live together? Is it hard to
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: do when you're just dating?
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Like, how would someone make you that?
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Because there's dating and then there's you been dating for
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: six months?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, this.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Is you've been dating for six months? Yeah, because that
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: the first six months you're still learning someone. But it
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: is I think it does start with someone who whether
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: sexist don't matter. I mean, but I'm gay, so but
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: but I mean like, but they opened the door for you.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Oh see yah, they do that. They starting, it's starting
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Those care for you in a way that makes you feel.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: For They say things to you, like when they see you,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: you look really nice. I'm excited to see you. They
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: ask how is your day, and you talk about your
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: day and they offer not a fix, but they offer
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: their support. It's like those little things that makes it
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: because life is stressful, you're going through you're in a
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: terrible job that you hate, and you're sitting and looking
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: at a cubicle every day. But you're dating a guy
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: maybe three months in and says you've been working really hard.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Let's go do a fun day trip on Saturday. That's
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: someone who is thinking about your happiness. Yeah, that's someone
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: who wants to make your life easier because they know
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: how hard life is for you, because life is hard
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: for everyone.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think that that is an extraordinary gesture of
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: care that would like be like lovely to hear you know.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's why I'm not dating anybody now unless there
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: is that, If there's not even that minimum, I'm out
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: because I love being by myself.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I you know, it's so funny. I am mostly by
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: myself all the time. It's very rare. It's very rare
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: for it's very rare for me to like feel a
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: mental connection and a physical connection with someone who also
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: feels those things with me. And the problem is, like
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't mean that, Like I
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: want to have a mental physical connection with someone and
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I want them to have a mental and physical connection
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: with me, but like not just physical, like I can't
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I like need them to value me or see me
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: or think that I'm smart or funny or whatever it is,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: or like can banter with me in that way. Like
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: it's very Yeah, it's it's we need to.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: Day other pisces. What's a pisce standing a pisces?
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Like that would have been plenty of fish. Oh honey, okay,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: let's go back to analysts. Everything is everything. So she
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: confused because they keep arguing even though they're supposed to
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: be on a honeymoon. And it's basically like she's mad
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: that he you know, she it's kind of like both things,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: both of them are kind of doing the same. She's
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: picking at him and she and he's picking at her.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: But basically every time she's like, I wish that you
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: would act like you like me or are happy, he's like, well,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: it's just so tired just providing for you all the time.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: And she's like, well, every time I say anything, all
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you say is that you provide for me all the time,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: and that's why you do it, and I should just
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: be happy with that. And they kind of argue with that,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and she's confused, and at some points he like is
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: in the room and he goes away and she's crying.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: She's kind of like on the couch and sort of
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: like twiddling her thumbs and two camera almost in a
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: very like wildly authentically honest moment she's like, it's hard
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to be with him.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it should not be hard to be with someone
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: you love. That goes back to it should not be hard.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's always easy, but it shouldn't always
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: be hard.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there should be.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Everyone likes her.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I like her a lot. I like her actually,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: And he's not like he's almost like he's not a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: bad guy. He's just a lost soul, Like he's a Rick.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's like Rick.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: I actually, you know, I do think he you know,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: he does. He does the whole like I listen to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: these podcasts masculine anything. But I agree with you.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: He's a follower.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: He's he's a lemmon. He's trying to follow. He's trying
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: to follow, he's trying to find himself. I agree with that,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: you know, like still a little.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Bit, yeah, you know, like he feels bad about himself,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Like I still can't get over the fact that, like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: he just was on like day one of natural Television
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: and like a small dick, tell you.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: One thing about me, tell you one thing about me,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: No one.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Thing about me. The smallest dick you've ever seen.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: He will not fit in your hand. What like you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: get three fingers, that's it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: You can't see it, just like I'm good to my
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: or scout honey, Yeah, talk about not feeling I can't
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: see it.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: So and again she's dealing with that, okay, So just
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: that's why she's like it's hard to be with him,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you know, like she's like, we're like, we get it, girl.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: So yeah, she's confused. She's over the masculinity shit. And
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: then suddenly they're packing. This honeymoon's over, and then you know,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know, the hotel's like we got to make
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: sure that these people like have some fun here because
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: all we've seen is like bad meals and you know,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: one interesting hallow hallow bar. But you know, like we
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: have a terrain that breaks sandals.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: We've got to like we want to be the next
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: White Lotus. We've got to show this place off.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we want to be the next Sheena's AIRB and B.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: You know, just like yes, teaming with things. So basically
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: they come in with room service and then they are
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: forced to that's why the producers made this happen. Are
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: forced to go outside and just like sit outside, like
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: the nice people were like here, have some yummy fucking
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: fruit and we'll like put some paper.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Some long tea or some ship like that.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Just with rose petals floating in their own personal dip pool.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: And they're just sitting there and they they talk and
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: they kind of make up. But we get the constipation line,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: which is now going to be that. You can tell
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: the crew does not like him, because I thought they
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: were going to show like just one clip of the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: constant of when she said you walk around like you're constipating.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: They showed like fucking five clips, like it was like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: three they've been waiting. It was like they were like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: she said it, and it was like three minutes of
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: him just going. She's like, the beach is so beautiful,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: and it's like it's all right, Like it was just
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Debbie down her Rachel dress. Yes, Flash Flash was so great.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: It was just trolling. Yes, I feel like the editing
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: of B ninety has been I want to talk about it.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: You need to top off, baby. Yeah, I guess we
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: both do.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Then they have like a little he said she says things.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, you know, we couldn't fight. They look
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to do her space. Then she's like, well, we get
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: in fights. And they even have like one of those
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: like pushed over edits where she like suddenly pops up. Well,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: we get in fights. He likes to give the silent to.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Push over it.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Can you believe we still have you wrote, I just
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: we went and I know we still have two more couples.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: We talked so long. I just want to tell you
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: because he brought this up because I think it's important.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: I talked about it a lot on our show. Okay,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: the silent treatment versus giving space. You wrote that on there.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: I know why did you write that?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Because I thought it was very interesting to see how
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: people perceive behavior. Right Like, he in his mind is like,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: she's really heated right now. So I'm just going to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: give her some space. I'm not gonna do anything that's
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: gonna make her upset. I'm just gonna like be real
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: chill and try and like you know, walk on eggshells.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: And then she sang, this stupid pussy asshole is now
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: just pretending to talk talk to me and like won't
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: look at me and like won't like breathe in my face.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Like so now to deal with this, laymout like it's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: like the way they both perceive this behavior is perfect.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know I have been, but like I can
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: see both happening. I can for me being in both positions.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: That's why I wrote it down. What would I know?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: I know you talked about your podcast, but what I.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: Talked about is I actually feel like you can give space.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: But most of the time I feel like when people
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: say I'm just giving you space is to give them
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: an excuse to give you the silent treatment. I agree,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: And the silent treatment is that's horrible, That is I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: do that bullshit.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Like I'm a toxic person that.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: We gotta grow. We gotta grow, like you're too grown
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: for that, You're too pretty.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you for sagment.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, because but because you can give
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: gives giving space can be Hey, I don't want to
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: talk about the issue we're upset about right now, but
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I know we're together in a room and we're living
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: a life together and we can talk about pleasantries and
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: things like what are we going to have for dinner?
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: But I understand I need some space to process the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: subject that ignited both of us. That's giving space, Okay.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: The silent treatment is I'm not talking to you and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: making you feel like a shitty person because of your feelings,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: because what he's doing is saying, I'm not talking to
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: you because you're a crazy woman, and I can't talk
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: to you when you're upset, so I'm giving you space
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: to be a crazy bitch. That's what I read from
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: this translated.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: That's what she feels, that's what she that's why she's mad.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna think about this the next time you
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: want to get someone decide.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: I know it, and it's like my favorite thing to do.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: It's like, god, damn you, Matt Mars, I know it.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Because it is. It is, it is.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Ultimately I used to want to do it too. Every
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: time I gave it. It's I mean, yeah, it's petty.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Every time I wanted to give.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: This immature and it's like but yeah, it's.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a silent treatment I gave is I wanted
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: to hurt someone.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Well, what happens if you, okay, what happens if you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: decide you don't want to ever? Just what happened to
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: be just fucking over someone? This is like not this,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: that's the very okay.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: That is That is when you're over someone and you're
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: like there's no there's a freedom in going, oh, you're
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: thinking your values. What you said to me is not acceptable,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: and that does not even that's not even worthy of me.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: It's like Brene Brown says, when we talk about like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: whether it's politics or value, she says, I will have
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: a conversation with you until your opinion or values to
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: humanize me. And when I feel dehumanized or othered, I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: can't speak to you because I'm not I'm not a
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: human in the conversation of your life. I'm I've been othered.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: And we do this in politics of like we just
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: immediately say someone's mag I'm not talking, or they're woke,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not, they're holly weird, whatever, those kind of things.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: But we do this in relationships too, this idea of
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: well you're like a lot of men will say to women,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: you're crazy, you're emotional. We other them, so then they're
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: not a human staring Yeah, like.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: If you're needy, then suddenly you're just like this, like even.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Like you say they're an asshole. Well, instead of saying
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: they're an asshole, say there's someone I'm in a relationship
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: with who's being a dick to me right now? But
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: that's a different way than calling someone an asshole when
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: you kind of other them in silent treatment.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Then, yeah, the relationships are hard.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Relationship is hard. Well, I'm not in one, all right?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Talk about Yeah, we have two people, and Daniel and
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: EMMONSA What what.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I have to ask you right now?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Okay? I can't wait.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Which wigs smells worse, Lisa's or Emma's.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Lisa's?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Because you know that Emma at least has gotten some
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: hair oil.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: And oh yeah, I think she knows how to take
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: care of her wig.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: And also I don't like Emma's wig, but it's an
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: expensive wig, yes, and also not what is Lisa's? When
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: she said there's an odor coming from the wig?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I know what it smells like?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: What it smell like?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's it's okay, you it's it's it's hat.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled it? Yeah, it's like have you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: smelled a baseball cap? Now? I want you to know
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: that there has been times in which there have been
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: baseball caps in my life. Here's the thing. I don't
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: wear baseball caps. You'll never see me.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: In one little Dodgers like a guy game.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I told her this before. But I have a whole
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: theory that because I was a sea section and I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: didn't come through a vaginal canal, that my head, my
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: head is not shaped for certain things.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have a very large round head. Every time
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I wear a hat, it has to be on the
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: largest setting to fit around my bantic ma head. Yes,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: of course, my nephews, we all have big heads. He had, Yeah,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: and a forehead.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: They'll put Rihannato shame so like you know, like it
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: has another anyway. So basically, yes, Lisa smells so she
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: and it feels bad. She's like the glue is like
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: bubble gum to my head and we're like, oh my god,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: they are getting in and I got on my head
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: my weing. Yeah, it is red, it's flaky.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: It looks bad.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: It looks so painful, like like her hair is matted,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: like it hasn't been washed.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: It has been sweating on her washing that hair like
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: four times. I want I really wanted to be like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: I wish I could give her like Jennana Sin's lo
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: lev like the charcoal like scalps. That's amazing that it's
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: like it's the charcoal scalpscrub. It's incredible love it.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Have you gone to a k Korean headspa? No, there's
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: well you know what I'm talking.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: About, like like sentry spa.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, So like it's not it's just for
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: fucking scalps and heads.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: I would love that.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they go in there and they show to
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: your head before and they do a bunch of fucking
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: different shit. It's like one hundred dollars and it's not
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: worth it at all, But you should do it once.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Don't ever do it twice.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Something to do on your birthday.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is, you know, like I I, it's something
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: that you do. You do ones unless you are someone
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: like me, and it can like want to do it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: with someone else, you know, Andy be like, well I'll
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: do it to get with you, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I get it.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, So I have pictures, don't worry. So as she
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: is taking off her you know wig, she shows us
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: a little bit of the makeup that she's brought on
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: this trip, which is like an orange bronze lipstick Ella Elf.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I think it's Elf an ELF flipliner. It's orange, like
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: a burnt.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Orange love Elf. Though they make some good ship.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's too favorite. Okay, yeah, it's great.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's back there, if it's two
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: faced or some other.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like that's two face.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, thank you for now. Yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: I mean I can ask AI, but I don't have
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: my phone.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Then next door she has her brush and then one
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: vial of a travel perfume that you can tell is
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: on its last legs?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: Is that say Tom Ford?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, what is that perfume? No it's not.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I think it says.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: War w.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it says. It's not Tom Ford,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: It's like it's probably tom food. It's like it sounds good.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like she she this episode, Lisa has gotten
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a back and I think there's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: something about her that's kind of like what she should
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: be like is like usly right now, I am giving
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker like a lot of money, and this person
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: should be happy that I she kind of gets the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit of American mystery.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Because she's the Xena.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I don't want that for her, but at
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: the same time, it gives her the space to be like,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to come down without my wig. You should
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: love me for who I am, And that's on my air.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: He's never seen her though, without her wig, but he
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: knows it's a wig. So I'm of two minds. I mean,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: first of all, I want to talk a little bit
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: about editing. Yeah, she walks down, but then the editors
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: did her dirty when they show like the transitional bro
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: clip and it's just people, where are they? They're in Nigeria, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: they just show Nigerian women doing these amazing braids and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: weaves that look stunning on these beautiful women, and they're
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: like they're intricate. I watched it like three times. It
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: wasn't like a ten second thing. They spend like forty
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: five seconds on like intricate, beautiful hair work and then
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: cut to her walking around the corner with that short
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: dike bob.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: Bad. It was They did her dir tea. I hope
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: we don't often get, but lately in the Tell All,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Tell All, in the No in the Toe Tell All,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Sean Robinson is starting to get a little bit of
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Auntie Sean, Yeah, which I kind of like she'll go
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: over and comfort them. Yes, I need Auntie Sean, like
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Keisha does from Pink Shade, Mary Payne. I need Auntie
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Sean to take Lisa to wig Court because if anybody
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: she knows a wig, like Sean Robinson knows a wig,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, what she can do to this, this is
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: her moment. Thank you, go ahead, I know what you're
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: going to say. I'm excited about.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: No, just what she can what she's gonna do for Emma.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: And I mean they should have as completely part of
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: the tell All where it is all get new wigs,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: but almost to feel like America's Next Top Model where
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah, where obviously, And I'm bringing it
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: up because everyone's gonna talk about the fact that the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Docus series command I'm absolutely going to cover it. I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: can't wait to America's next Top Model Netflix docu series
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: like there you.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: I never watched, I know, not an episode.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wish I could say that. But
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: one part of their whole thing is that there's always
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: a part of the season where they get makeovers or
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: whatever like that's you know, and you know, I wish
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: there was a part of the tell All where Sean
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: would give everyone who wears a wig a wig makeover,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: or anyone who wants to make over anyone, because okay,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: well I'll give one a Laura, like if you and
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: here's the thing about even even Chloe, who, like you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: know from we're just jumping around. Yeah, well Colee could
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: have used a hair makeover, even though she did come
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: to the tell All with better hair. But I'm not
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: saying no one is immune to a better Her hair
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: improved greatly, greatly, but you know what, Laura's hair can approve.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Laura's wearing her own hair, and we saw that brassy
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: ass do. So basically, let me just movie on.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: So we're at three hours.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: We're not going to dinner. I even so many because
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I made it dinner reservations for so late that I'm
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: almost like it's almost too late. But it was like
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: between this, it was like, okay, i'll tell you we fine,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: that's exactly the time. And I was like, we're not
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: going to do six, and so I was like eight
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: thirty is so late, but like I'm just gonna have
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: to like really entertain him and like maybe we'll get
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: a drinks after worry, I'm not gonna make it one time.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Keep talking, okay, go to the back. Yeah, keep talking, okay.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: So I know, I know, can you. I love the
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: fact that we have Christina like editing you all the time.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I'm just getting to watch this.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I hope that she enjoys it. And I love you, Christina,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: And you were right about the gambling. That's why I
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to bring up the fact that christ Oh, I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: don't know if I said it that loud, but Christina
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: was right about the gambling. She knew that beer Khan
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: was a gambler. And that whole time, by the way,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: when they were teasing, when he was like, and you
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: don't know what I do for the money, I mean,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: just so you know, I was like sex work, I
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: was hoping. I was like, I was like, I so bummed.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: It was just gambling, I know.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: And Christina's like, it's scambling, you stupid crazy Christon and
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, it's but she was right.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: She was right. She was right, I know.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: So basically, you know, he sees her hair after she
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: watches it. He hates it, you know, spoiler alert, he
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: hates it, and she also hates that he hates it,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: and she also is just she stands up for herself
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: and she's like I wanted him to like, you know,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: light the wig and it's making me like second guest
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: things and we're always happy that she has like one moment.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Now then we have a fucking flashback and we have
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: a flashback that she facetimed faith.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: It was a faith time and I hate myself, I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: love you and she basically is.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Like, big deal, because right, I don't like it. How
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: to do the flashbacks on like pivotal moments they built
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: up in the season. We literally saw Faith sabbing going,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: don't marry him, don't say yet, whatever you.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Do, do, don't do what you've done before, traumatize me
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: every moment of my life. Mom, please don't do that.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: It was like you, why aren't you? So it only
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: tells me, wait a minute, you're telling me there's there's
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: an embarrassment that riches here. There's so much more that
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: we haven't even seen on this journey that you had
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: to put that as a flashback and kind it short, Right,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: it's gonna get I don't think because we're on episode nine,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: we're not even we're just now halfway through B ninety.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: It's gonna get crazy, nuts, sir, It's gonna get crazy. Yeah. Anyway,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she's talking to Faith Fate's likes.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: So he doesn't I'm sorry you're telling me that. He
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: says he doesn't have no money, and he somehow put
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: together a whole goddamn parade procession and then he got
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: on bended knee like a fucking you know, thank you me.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: And that's love bombing.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: You know. I love you.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I just need you to wear your wigs sometimes when
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: you're around my friends so they don't think you look
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: like a middle aged woman who lives in a trailer,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: because you do. If you do this, I promise I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: won't have sex with as many women, but I'll let
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: you pay for my way to the US.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Baby. Yeah yeah, just like I don't care what goes Strainy.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: You know I need it. Uh yeah. So basically, I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: love you so much.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: This is it's my best job.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I know, I don't know.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: I know, I just.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Only can make like absolute money with this. But so
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: basically I love you. So basically she does say it
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: for herself. And we meet the friends. Okay, and we
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: meet the friends and the friends are George Emanuel love Day, what.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: One of these things?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: And Huey, that's like Huey Dewey and Carl that's like
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 7: Huey Dewey moonshine.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: What so love day, Yes.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Love Day, love Day.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's his Christian name, but maybe. Yeah.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Like you know that song lovely Lovely do.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: I used to have it when you look when I
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: look at you, I said.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: That as my alarm for my phone's beautiful. I would
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: wake up out of here doom doom, doom doom, and
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: it's kind of slow wake up. But then I realized
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I have to take it off as an alarm because
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: every time I heard the song then in public, I
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I gotta wake up.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, it ruins, it ruined it.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: So I yeah to take it because before that I
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: had George Michael, so it would be like you have
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: any more out here? Wake me up? Okay? And I go,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: oh god, And then I started to hate that song. So,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: don't have a song you love as your phone alarm.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Doesn't work.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Use birds. Use bird. That's what I worked because it
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: worked for all the time. Yeah, you know the whole time.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bird, Charpie, that's exactly what I use.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Use birds. Yeah. So then they meet the friends and
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: he's like oh, so happy for you to meet my lady. Yes,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: she is a stunning beauty from the United States. And
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: they're like, we are happy to witness this event today.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: It almost felt like their little mini chat gpt ai
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: is living in them and and they were like, yes, yes, yes,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: we are so happy to be in space with you space.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: The cameraman did her dirty too, because they zoomed in
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: on her after they said, we're sorry to meet We're
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: so happy to meet this beauty and you see here going.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: I know it.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: They're fucked up there. But okay, so this is what
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: through me. Clearly this is a con. Clearly, yes, yes,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: we all know. This is baby girl.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: He's laughing.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: They are all, this is baby girl Lisa, this is
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Kimbali with usman, this is this is Mohammed and Nicole.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: This is a con. Yes we know all this. But
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: don't you feel like they need to be better cons
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: because to me, because well because they're all like, you've
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: brought him from the gutter and now he has a
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: life because of you. And it's like they're basically saying
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: because of what you paid for. It's like they're trying
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: to guilt trip, like you have to continue to do
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: this for his life. But I don't feel like that's
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: the way to go for an American because Americans are
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: so much like I'm not paying for it. I think
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: they should have like wind and dined her more.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: See, I see what you're saying. I think there's so
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: many different tactics. But I think that one tactic is
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: the white savior tactic.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: Well that does work for some people.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: And I think that's like men, yes, yes, for sure, men,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: but also you know there is something too, okay, so
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: the other side, okay, So there's the like, okay, let
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: me gender dynamics we have, like and this is like
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: just gender heterosexual. We have like men who like want
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to be like superman, like come in like fix people.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: But there's also women who want to fix people, women
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: who want to like take care and fix it. So
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: if they can, if they're thinking, they're playing at her
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: ability to give nurturing love and to make someone else's
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: life better, which is like a selfless act that many
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: women can die in the cycle of you know, like
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: then it does give in to a validation of like,
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: look what you've done for him, your good deeds. Yes,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: you slay that work or do whatever, but now he
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: gets to have these fancy ash clothes and she's like,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: but the thing about it is they haven't, for some reason,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: realized that this Lisa is a Lisa two point Oh.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: She's not sitting there being like, my baby gave me
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: a procession and then decided to marry me and I'm
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent happy. She's upset.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: She's upset.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: She's not like, I can't wait to meet you, love
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: joy and tell me about She's kind of like she's not.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: Happy that he wasn't well because he didn't like the wig, right,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: like he didn't like bull dye hair and so that
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: like that through he Honestly, it all goes back to
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 8: if you're gonna do the.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Con you say, baby, love your No, we can say
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: but you yeah, no need to wear a wig.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: I love your hairdressing.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: You are like, maybe wear a wig when you meet
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: my uncle again because he likes long hair. But like
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: my friends and you tell your friends, hey, she's got
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: a short.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't fucking talk with my old lady. Uh haircut.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: She's an old lady And that's what I'm doing for
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: the next three months. Do you want to do you
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: want to get to America sometime. I'll let you come visit.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, right.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what you do. Would we be good con artists.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, but we can't because, as we've said, we're so
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: loving as being pisces.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: We're like, I couldn't see someone go through paying No.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel pain. I feel other people's pain. It's unfortunate.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: So basically, she's like, let me tell you, this motherfucker
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: was on social media and I wasn't even the only
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: person because he got it. Like she knows a couple
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: of things. She knows that they've been talking for six months.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: She gets at the plane and she's like, how long
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: have we been playing this? And he's like six months.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: She's like, interesting, that's a long they've been talking. And
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: now she's gonna bring the fact that when she started
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: talking to him, that he was talking to another American
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: person and that this person somehow got her information her DM,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: like how she would know her name or whatever did
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: So got into that DM and was like, yeah, he's
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: talking to me as well. I know you don't believe me.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: So here's screenshots not only of our conversation, but here
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: are pictures of him.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, we're not going to see them because
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: once they made up, she deleted the screenshots.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I trust on him.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: Don't ever delete the screen.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: I trusted him.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Never put them in a private folder.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: That's what hidden folders are for.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put it in a folder called interest.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, of course there's all nudes or.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Not, some of me, more of a people.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I don't mean I didn't.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't assume.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't assume that your hidden folder was all
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: nudes of the youth.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: No one, No one's hidden folder is just nudes of them.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Jake's he wouldn't have kept, like, yeah, trophies of others.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: He's done professional photo shoots for his news.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Have you I know, would I do that?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: No, I've not done that.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't I need I would.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: This is the I don't see anyone to take a
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: nude photo of me and then give me all the
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: photo and not say any photos.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: If I pay them and they're professional for photographer, do
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: they have they can say that ship.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: And then breaks it because fuck it?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, now that I know that Tricia's just out
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: here squirting all over the internet, you know, like, what
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: do I care about? You know?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: A sa no look what one day I'm gonna be uh,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: probably not from this, but who knows. I feel like
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: one what is this? Oh I was playing with the
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: cat they scratched me. Uh, one day I'm gonna be
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: famous and everyone's gonna see my butthole. Like that's just
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: gonna happen. Yeah, I all I hope is my mom's
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: dead at the time.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: It could be taste It could be tasteful nude. You
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: don't have to full like show me your bussy. You
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: don't get to spread it opens pretty.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I would. I want to know.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: They want to know if the ginger maps the carpets
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: match the drapes.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Always I think I have a fantasy and I and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: I have to keep on.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: Your person that it's kind of offensive, but I get
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: asked it all. Really of the times people will meet
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: me and be like just met me, and they're like,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: so does a carpet match the break I'm like, we
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: met five minutes ago.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gross, Like it's gross. Don't ask anyone what
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: they're genitally looks like, you know, like in a you
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: know the way, you don't this way. You don't ask
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: trans people like what's happening? Downstairs or what because you
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: never ask anyone. You wouldn't ask, you know, like, no
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: woman you're gonna meet and be like, do you shave
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: I trim? What was I gonna say?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I interrupted. You were to talk about the
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: show and I was talking.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, I liked it. What were you talking about?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Completely off the rails. We're gonna get notes from Crusado
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I miss, I know you had like a sorry, No,
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say something you okay, who.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Knows, Yeah, it's fine, it'll come to you. Or it
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: wasn't mean to be said to be sad.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so basically okay, so whatever it is. What if
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: we're talking about who knows?
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: No, I mean okay, oh aout. I want a sexy
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: nude shoot, okay, and then this is the posts I
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: want and then I move on. This is nothing to
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: do what we're talking about. I do want a sexy
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: nude shoot. And I've always been somewhat obsessed with the
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Janet Jackson cover where she's holding her own tits, right, Oh,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: such a great cover. And actually she's not holding her tits.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Some person is behind Janet Jackson holding her tits.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: For her.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: You know, I was saying, but I do love holding
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: her tits, And there was an SNL schedu where it's like,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: remember when I think it's like Sarah Michelle Geller is
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: just like sometimes I like to do a photo shoot
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: or I hold my own tits. I want to do, yeah,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: like a photoshoot where I get to just be like
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: super sexy and I get to just like have my
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: boobs at holding my boobs. So I don't get you
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: don't see like full areola, but like you do see
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: how the breath and jests. Yeah you see that. You
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: can you can tell, Yeah, you can tell the breath
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: and depth. Yet pillage is great or the overflowing bounty.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: It's a great word. I don't know where that came from.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: Death not like no honey, an English degree from Oxford.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: I think I'm in the I think that this is
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: our renaissance. Maybe we both should get a sexy fucking
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: photo shoot done where we would be proud about the nude.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: I know we'll talk about at dinner. We have to
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: end this. We have okay, So basically just know this.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: So Faith is like he's love love bombing you.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: We made the friends and she's like, Okay, this bitch
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: came and d m me all these things. What do
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: you guys think? Is he scamming me? And they're like,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: he is sweating. She calls him out on sweating. He's like, no,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: I'm not sweating. I'm babing. I'm telling you truth. I know.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: He's like eyeing his friends, Like can you believe this
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: is happening in real time right now that she's saying
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: all these things and calling me a scammer when we
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: all know that it's the truth and I just have
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: to grin and bear it.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's gonna cross the pond.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: Like it?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Because what would happen if I think? She also she
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: has money, she's broke. We know from social media online,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: she's a grifter, she's married, she's married, she's taken advantage
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: of people, she's broke, she.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Almost got evicted.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah she is not, she is. She has mental health issues. Clearly.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: It's interesting because you never know what the other person's
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: dealing with, and it kind of a little bit goes
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: back to like, you know how like Trish was like
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: are you happy with me? Or whatever? Because her whole
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: focus is on this person having everything and that whether
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: this person makes her happy, and Daniel is still in
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: a process of like wanting to like hook this big
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: fish and not in the wherewithal our emotional maturity to
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: be like, is this even what I want? What I need?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Who I think it is and it's just what my
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: end goal is and it's not. She has no money
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: for him, you know, like if his end goal is
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: just to get to America. Maybe, but to my knowledge,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how she has the financial means. And
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: this is why we're on before the ninety day and
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: not regular nunny day to put him any collateral to
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: get this person to America. How the fuck is she
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: gonna I don't understand how Forest.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Could afford Yeah, how can they do the K one visa?
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's dressed nice and yeah, his friends are like, well,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one time, it was just one shoe
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: on that motherfucker. And so, yeah, you've done a due diligence,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: and she like and I love the fact that, as
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: you said, they're thinking that she's going to hear all this.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: You've done good work, the you know, the Lord's work,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: and she just keeps sharing.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: In the fairy Tale honestly, Look, this is gonna sound horrible.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: I can't wait.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say it.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Say it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: Lisa is not an attractive person.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah she is not a like, there's uglier people in
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: the world. There's less physically attractive people.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying yeah, Like, also, even when she had
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: the short hair, you know, he likes feminine women. I'm
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: not saying you have to be that way. I know
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: you were queer, lesbian or whatever, but like, she didn't
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: put on a stitch of eye makeup. There was no
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: like lipstick, there was no mass scare because like, short
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: women can be short hair women can be very feminine.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: But I was just like, she is short right now,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: but no, your hair is like but her is like
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: is like mine. But I'm just but there's it kind
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: of amazes me that she has the confidence to think
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: that this guy who looks like that and lives in
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Nigeria is actually into her. And it makes me go,
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: am I not confident enough? Because I'm not Brad Pitt?
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: But I'm not the elephant man. I'm like a good
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: just normal yea. And like I'm like, do I need
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: to have more confidence?
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: Yes? You should have confidence. Her I don't know, like
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: it's interesting because she was so she was like, I
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: get to meet his friends and ask questions about his
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: life because he never offers anything about his life, and
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm happy because that means I don't have to talk
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: about my life.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: But also, yes, yes, yes, we all.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Wondered also why this person who is arguably attractive Danielle
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: is an attractive person, Why he is single? Why he
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: is not already like booed up with someone in a
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: happy relationship. Why is he open to this situation now?
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: He is a as he said, financially without more so
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: than his friends, you know, and like you know that
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: his friends are like yeah, he also just didn't have
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: anything b though in this scene he also is like, yeah,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a handsome man, so yeah, I definitely, oh yeah,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: he acknowledges that he's handsome. Why guess I bring this
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: up is because I didn't know if she thought maybe
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: there was something like processing a little slow about it,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know what she thought his situation was,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: but it is interesting why he wouldn't have girlfriends, unless
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: we're gonna assume that he does and they're just all
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: behind us.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: I wonder if he's got a little palm wine in
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: this tank.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: It would certainly, yes, it would certainly make his absolutely
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: abhorrence for homophobia astute.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, and it's also Nigeria. They don't
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: really love the gays.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: Well, they don't think that any there's they I mean
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: to think that there's no possibility of any gay or
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: homosexual activity occurring with any person of Nigerian descent on
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: the land that they know is just like, all right,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: The Nigerian man I was with, we're pretty.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: Gay, okay, my love, believe it or not. We have
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: one more.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go to dinner.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: I know, it's so funny. I can't believe. I cannot
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: fucking believe that. I was like, this is the greatest sinner,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: and then we're gonna really make it, okay Emma and
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Zay ed Okay. So she's pissed because just like we
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: got to meet, you know, his friends, we got to
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: obviously come on the heels of meeting the Danielle's friends
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: with Lisa, Emma has met Zayed's friends. One friend is
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: obsessed with her and one friend won't touch her if
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: she thinks she's the goddamn devil. But she learned that
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Zayed at this point is zero person thinking of her
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: as wife material.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: And Zayed wants to be like no, no, no, well yes,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 6: zero percent at this moment in time, at you know,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: seventy twenty nine.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: English is in its best. So I think it is
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: a mistranslation. Is do you think this? Well, I'm gonna wait.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait to ask that question. Keep going, wait,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: I want to hold it well, she is?
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: She as she asked them. She he does. She does
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: interrupt every sentence he says. She's like, you get interrupting me.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: She's like, no, I don't. He's like, he's like, can't
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: get a.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: Good edge, do you.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: She's like go whatever, and he's like yes. So they
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: decided to put it, put a cork in it, kind
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: of like we did. And how Javanna Anelin, you know,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: like they go to bed. Now she gets to take
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: off her wig every night. Lisa doesn't. Lisa sleeps in
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: bed with Danielle. But Emma gets to take off that
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: bronzed wig every night and sleep with whatever is underneath it.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: You know, I wish we could see it. And the
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: next morning he gives her the one thing that she
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: loves more than wigs and filler tea. She loves tea.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: She loves tea, loves tea, she does love tea.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: She's like, listen, everything I do here is wrong, and
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: you're just like not into me at all the times.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: It feels like when we were like talking, you were
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: texting me, it was the cutest thing ever. You were
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: sewing to me, your love bumbing me. You were telling
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: me how like I'm wifey material. Now I'm here, I'm like, gross,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: I'm a slut. Your friends hate me, and now I'm
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: like zero percent. And he's like, well you're you're working
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: on maybe seven percent. She's like, they start to anabe meme, babe, babe, babe,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: thanks being babe.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Think mean, let me faine.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming the producers were like, okay, you guys have
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: to have like some This is where I'm saying, like
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: the producers were like, come together and seem like you're
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: having fun and seem like you're kind of like okay
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: with him.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: I don't think this is producing. I think they're that crazy.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's that little that he has to do.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh yeah, it's.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: A mate tanging, you know. I love tanging.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: He does this, and because what's she going to be what?
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: She has no depth, Like what's she going to talk about?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: Like what's she going to be really infused with and
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: be stimulating with nothing? Because she's as she's as shallow
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: as a kiddie pool. Like she's so I I think
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: this was not I think this is actually them switching
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: this quick because he did the least and she went.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: O, yeah, things are making mean tanging. Babe. It's so good, bean,
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: You're so sweet, You're so romantic. I mean, listen, she
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: doesn't eat that much, so so the fact that she
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: was going to be down for some toji, it didn't
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: probably look good. She's like, guess what, today's my birthday.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: Then the best part happens. Okay, the best part happens,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm yeah, I love this part.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: She's like, so let me tell you guys. Afterwards, he
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: came into my room and we.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Made out and then it didn't stop. And then I
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: saw his d.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: It was like average size, average size D like you know,
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: just fit in the palm of your hand, like pollypocket,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like a little like you know,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 3: like an eminem you know, it didn't melt mountain.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: My palm, not my hand, you know, my mouth?
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: Did it fit in the hand? Keep going by the way.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about this. Okay, let's talk about this.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: I have huge hands.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: Let me see. Okay, you have huge hands.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: I want everyone to see.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Your hands are is bigger than mine, bigger than yours.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: I have bigger than mine. I have dainty, I have
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: I have fine hands, but I do have kind of
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: small game.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: This is very commercial edition.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my names and memoir. I'm local Los Angeles.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Show your hands. I have huge hands.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, So if your dick fits in my hand, then
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: you could easily have a good sized dick.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: No, this is like this is like if you fit
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: in my hand from here. But here's the if you
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: fit from here to here, this is like a seven
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: inch dick. That's a great dick. Yeah, look look at here.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: That's an eight inch dick. But what if it's that way?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: Well, was it the palm don't like you.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Know, hand? I don't know. Does she mean like from
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: like shaft is at the tip and then it's and
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: then the heads at the palm, or does she mean
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: like this is this is three and a half inches
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: like this, if it lays this way, this is not
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: like if the dick is here, no entrada.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: Now she doesn't give too much information away. It must
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: be because she wants to be like, you know, modest
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: about it, because she does say I could deal with
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: all this sex stuff, you know, and like having sex
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 1: on camera ice. I hope they definitely fucked twice. She's like,
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 1: but I think that he's really worried about how people
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: are going to view him because you know, he's Muslim.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: And like, you just talked about a dick on a show.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: But she's like, but I had to tell someone, so
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: I told the entire world.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Like she didn't just call her sister.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: No, did she forget she's being recorded for national television,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: by the way, Like she has a.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: Twin sister that she's now been in like a major
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: city with, Like we usually get facetimes from family members
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: like to be like checking in. Like It's why I
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: keep bringing up the fact that Laura hasn't talked to Michael,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 1: and I find Matt shocking. But now I'm gonna really
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: be like Emma hasn't even called her twin fucking sister.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, and it's episode nine.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: That's so yeah, So that's wild to me. So yeah.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: So basically that's when he makes for Togen and it's
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: just everything is so good and everything is so sweet, babe,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: and it is her birthday, and so that's when they
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: know they had sex, and then she's the she's going
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: to surprise her with guess what. Guess what another locale
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: of this vacation, which is what they always want to do.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: And she has always wanted to be proposed to on
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: her birthday, which I think is not a normal thing.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, who I don't want to be proposed to
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: on my birthday. Don't give me a ring on my birthday.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: Don't give me a ring on Christmas. Don't give me
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: a ring on Halloween. Make it its own holiday.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ruining a holiday. This already exists.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: Give me give me a ring on September twenty fourth
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: when there's shit going on.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah absolutely. And also he's got to
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: marry her. He's already told his friend in Arabic that
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: she is hot up.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: He is not going to marry her, No, there's not.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: First of all, I just wanted to bang her.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: Obviously, and he did and you know, like two parts
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: about this. His mom might watch this and be like, oh,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: I can't believe my you know son. Yeah, but then
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: there's all the men on here that he's gonna be like,
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: so howty be like I fuck that whore? You know,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 1: like I hate this for her because I don't want
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: to live in a Madonna whore syndrome, like you know,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: like Mary Magdalene world or whatever. And I feel like
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: I do because of my Catholicism.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: We all do you raise Catholic? Two?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: So brutally Catholic?
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Was I that? Like?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: I think that the whole thing about I have a
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: lot of trust issues. Yeah, oh yeah, like ancient Yeah,
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: LESBIANI lesbian. I'm a lesbian, Lebanese.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: Person, Lebanese w we're talking about great show. That's a
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: great one person show.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it again this year.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: I think that would win a Tony so great I.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: Can't wait to do I'm like when you said the
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: pitchtick about the like AI person, I was like, I
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: wonder if I like, like, what if I put in
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff about Lebanie's autonic okayner conversation. I
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: know we have to okay, so I know it, so
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: do I still yes? It says, it says what were
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: we talking about?
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: We were talking about We were talking about Emma and
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: Za and how she talked about his dick and like
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: having sex and now he wants to fuck her and
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: tell all his friends about how he wanted to fuck her.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: And he was like, oh, look what I did, guys.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: That is trust trust, trust, trust. So Emma, Emma is
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: for some reason trusting zai ed more so than she
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: should because she doesn't understand culturally that he thinks of
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: her as being a slut. I wish he didn't, but
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: already but he does. His friend does. Her titties are out,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: they've now fucked. She's she doesn't even know she she
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't even know that when she's on camera being like
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 1: his dicks like this, that it's like that's so Ivy
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: Shume or hodd On that he that, like his mom
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 1: would never let that happen. So like that's one part
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: of it. But also there is just this distrust that
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: I have like taken in as like a member of
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: the piatrical world in a Catholic that like, men only
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: want you for sex, you somehow have to trick them
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: into not having sex with you enough for them to
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: then lay bare their soul that they actually like and
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: respect you enough. And it's just the most fucked up thing.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: I think it's horrible. It sucks.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: It's to say that's the world we live in.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: Yay Wow, an hour and forty five minutes of talking
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: about a show that was only an hour and thirty
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: minutes I don't know without commercials. Yeah, okay, So here's
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: the thing. What a fucking gift it is to have you.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 1: I love you so much. We're going to go have
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 1: like the best Italian dinner. You are Matt Maher. You
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: are from Reality Gaze, You have your social reality gay socials.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: You cover so many different fun pop culture shows on
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: your RSS feed that is anywhere listening.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: To podcast amish. We're just doing right now.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Let me let you do all your things. I want
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: you to tell me what you're currently doing on your
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: Patreon and what the rspe, what your socials just.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: We're doing it all. We're doing nance obviously, we're doing
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: B ninety and we're doing toe. We're also we cover
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: on our r G plus. We cover the new season
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: of Love during Lockup, which is really this this love.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: To watch that, but I'm watching Amish. I can't watch too.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: It's too hard for me to watch Love during lock
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: It's our favorite show. We actual, Jake and I think
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: that Love during Lockup is our best podcast that we do.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's it brings out the country and us.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: It's the best shows we do. But we feel bad.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I know it's like my work. You're
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: not watching my QD reports. It's fine. So Love during
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: lack of the new season, but if you get on
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: RG Plus on our load tier, that's the old classic
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: seasons that we didn't watch originally of Not I Fiance
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: and then The Family Chantelle because we didn't watch it
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: when it came out, and then the first couple of
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: seasons of Love during lock Up. So anyway, Uh, that's
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: all there. Love Is Blind is coming out in February.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: We're covering that as well as Secret Lives and Mormon Lives.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: That comes out on my birthday on March twelve, So
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: that's coming out. Season four. We cover that and that's
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: on our YouTube channel.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: Were doing Bachelor, Aren't You with Taylor?
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: We're not. We talked about it. I think when I
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: told you, I said we were going to do it,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: and it's just too much with our schedule. We're probably
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: going to do like a ten minute during our b
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: ninety show, We'll do a ten minute Mormon Lives, No Secrealize,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: and Warm Wives. We do whole episodes, okay, but for
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: Bachelorette with Taylor Frankie Paul, we're going to do a
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: little ten minute corners Bachelorette Corner. So we've got We've
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: got some other stuff coming down the pike too, and
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: the Gaily Dose which airs every Friday. So if you
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: don't watch any of these shows and you want to
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: listen to us at the Gaily Dose on Friday. Yeah,
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: I mean all that, all Reality Gates. I'm vmat Mar.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: You want a cameo, come at me. Jake doesn't do cameo,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: but I do. Come at me.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you would get great cameos.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: Well, Jake can't do it because he does characters that
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 2: take two. He does a whole thing. I just talk
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: to people because I like to talk to people. You're
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: great at talking to people. Whatever. Anyway, So yes, we
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: love you. I Mary Payne and I were just talking
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: about this like a month ago. We were talking about
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: how the name, Vanity Farah is one of the best
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: fucking branded names we have ever heard. It's the best name. Like,
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: I love this name. Like you're going to be successful
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: just because of the name and then your talent on
• 1:47:47
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• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: I can't even believe I never thought of that. I
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 2: was like, I know. She's like, it's the best fucking name.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: I said, it is. So I'm happy to be here, Jake,
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 2: and I love you.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: I love you so much. It looks at God's eos.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: We gotta go eight.
• 1:48:01
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• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: without you. Guys. You have been your You have been
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: my friends since before I started watching None and a Fiance. Yeah,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: so what a gift.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: You were watching this show before we were. Actually you
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: were doing YouTube videos I think before we potted about it.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 1: I wish I had done a podcast at that time
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: under Bet and b Farah. Who knows what would happen now.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: I wanted to do a podcast in two thousand and six.
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: You did at well, you had your own podcast. I
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: didn't do it.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 2: No, I wanted to do a podcast on like two
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: thousand and five. Can you imagine if I would be
• 1:48:37
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  Speaker 1: I would okay, maybe I could could have, should have
• 1:48:43
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• 1:49:11
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  Speaker 1: Even let's do two breaths just to ground us. We're
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: all together, and then this is like a mindful moment
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: you can have while listening to my voice. And I'm
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 1: so sorry that you listen to it cupless. But if
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 1: you're in the car, if you're in your life, take
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: a moment to be present in this very second, and
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: hopefully you can feel your body in space using your
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: breath or the sound of my voice to bring you
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: presently in the moment. And then try and find these
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: pockets throughout the day to just like yeah, ground yourself
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 1: and what is actually happening, Stop thinking about the past,
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 1: and don't plan for the fucking future. Okay, two breaths,
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 1: once a rehearsal, and one's real thing, and then we're out.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being here as you breathe it in,
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 1: try it, worm out, bring it out, and then one
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: more and one more in all right, my loves, take
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: care of yourselves. Felt good. Thank you, Take care of
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: yourselves and one another, say never what you believe and
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 1: make art. Okay, small or mighty with yourself and your friends,
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: and I'll talk to you later, all right. Thank you
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: for being here, Maddie ye my