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Mac & Bone - Random Crap · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Random crap, random crap. Mac and Boone talk random crap,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap. Mac and Bone talk, random crap, random,
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  Speaker 1: random crap, random crap, random crap.
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  Speaker 2: Deuce fuck crap, Oh crap. We stink like a baby's
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  Speaker 2: blowout infested diaper. They talk about crap that is random.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Queen City's favorite morning tandem, Mac and Bone,
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  Speaker 2: random crap. Mac and Bone. All right, let's do it, baby,
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  Speaker 2: let's do it. We've got tons of football and fun
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  Speaker 2: on today's Showbone. We have food. We have in addition, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: in addition to this random crap segment. At A forty five,
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  Speaker 2: we have to have a discussion about sloppy jokes. Mike
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  Speaker 2: Gullick Junior said something that I believe is going to
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  Speaker 2: have us divided. Us divided, And there's a good food
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  Speaker 2: conversation in general to have to. So that's coming up
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  Speaker 2: at A forty five. Panthers in college football in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: But right now, let's do some random crap and let's
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  Speaker 2: start Bone with the story of Charles Schwartzel and his
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  Speaker 2: t shot on a par three bone at Bedminster on
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  Speaker 2: the Livgolf Tour this past week. Hits of the ninety
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  Speaker 2: people that watched it live with us. I figure not
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  Speaker 2: many of you saw this, so I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 2: you about it. Ball bounced on the green, rolled off
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  Speaker 2: into the water, and a big mouth bass caught the
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  Speaker 2: ball in his mouth. I have never seen this before
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  Speaker 2: in my life. Now, I don't think it changed anything, Bone,
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  Speaker 2: because he already was in the water, was already going
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  Speaker 2: to have to take a drop and take a penalty stroke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you get an extra do you
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  Speaker 2: get two penalty strokes because a fish eats your ball?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure that's the case. But this amuses the
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  Speaker 2: heck out of me. And there is video of it, Bone,
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  Speaker 2: because they are on TV, even though nobody knows that
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  Speaker 2: or cares. And sure enough they say it looks like
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  Speaker 2: a big mouth bass just taking that golf ball right
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  Speaker 2: on down the gullet. You're gonna put my ten foil
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  Speaker 2: hat on Mac and say, I don't believe it. I
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  Speaker 2: think it's a fake mass that live put out there
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  Speaker 2: in the water to try to draw ratings for their tournaments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, anything can happen. This what they had
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  Speaker 2: a mediate and said, what can we do to draw eyeballs?
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  Speaker 2: We need a big, old fake bass to be snatching
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  Speaker 2: golf balls out of the air. They said, the actual
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  Speaker 2: golf won't do it. We eat something that will go back.
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  Speaker 2: You can do an event where it's just a bass
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  Speaker 2: catching golf balls, and I think that might get more
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  Speaker 2: viewers than the lift toward us. They should actually give
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  Speaker 2: you strokes off if you can put it in the
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  Speaker 2: bass's mouth. That would like mini golf. That would be entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: Like just try to fly it right into the water,
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  Speaker 2: just an air shot right into the mouth of the bass.
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  Speaker 2: You get minus five strokes. That would be something bad.
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  Speaker 2: Come on live. I can't can you believe that they
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  Speaker 2: have a new investor and they're going to try to
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  Speaker 2: keep going? What you'd be better off throwing your money
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  Speaker 2: into the you a dumpster, you'd be better off lightning
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  Speaker 2: on fire. Who is the Jabbroni who has not been
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  Speaker 2: announced yet? What does he have no regard for his
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  Speaker 2: own money? Why would you invest in that? It's probably
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  Speaker 2: Phil Miggleson needing money right now. I don't think this
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  Speaker 2: is gonna help you get money. I think you will
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  Speaker 2: be throwing it away all right. Speaking of throwing money away, bone,
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  Speaker 2: how about this. Everyone's mad at mac. Now, why what's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Big mouth bass is the singing fish from the wall
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  Speaker 2: in the nineties. You mean a large mouth bass? Large mouth? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I can't call a big mouth. I'd spill the mouth
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  Speaker 2: is large fishing the fishing communities. You can't fish dorks
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  Speaker 2: out there, seriously, all right? I yield to you, fish dorks.
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  Speaker 2: I never caught a fish in my dang life, all right,
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  Speaker 2: so I will yield to y'all. Anyway. Let me move
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  Speaker 2: alongst fisherman. I need this right, I'm gonna get destroyed.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's gonna put a hook right in my damn lip
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  Speaker 2: and pull me. I'm going to fishers around as many
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  Speaker 2: as there are around here, and as much tougher as
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  Speaker 2: and badass they are as me. I'm the man, no
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  Speaker 2: real man on this show. I'm in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see where we go. Sure you're a large mouth.
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  Speaker 2: How about this story, man, I'm sure a lot of
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  Speaker 2: dads out there, girl, dads can relate to me on this.
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  Speaker 2: Even if you're a fisherman. We can get back together
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  Speaker 2: on this one. Wealthy parents are paying upwards of sixty
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  Speaker 2: five hundred dollars for Southern Sorority Rush coaches. Coaches RUSH
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  Speaker 2: coaches that specialize in southern schools like Alabama, auburt O,
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  Speaker 2: miss are seeing increased demand, especially for out of state
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  Speaker 2: students from Jersey, New York, and Connecticut. They need coaching
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  Speaker 2: to get those Yankee women to come down, oh my
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  Speaker 2: and behave themselves. That's what I read into that one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry Yankee women anyway. I mean, my mom's a
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  Speaker 2: Yankee woman, all right, but anyway, hell my wife is,
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  Speaker 2: for God's sakes. Anyway. Rush coaches charge three thousand to
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  Speaker 2: twelve thousand and offer advice on securing outfits and auditing
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  Speaker 2: social media profiles. My daughter comes to me at some
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  Speaker 2: point and says, Dad, I need seven thousand dollars to
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  Speaker 2: be coached up to get into a good sorority. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to lose my mind. My goodness, talk about a
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  Speaker 2: waste of money. It feels like not worth the money.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, this is also what Matt rules next
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  Speaker 2: coaching job is gonna be after Nebraska runs out of there.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta get you know, if you want to make
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  Speaker 2: this sorority, you gotta get your profile right. Seven year plan.
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  Speaker 2: He did monitor employ his profiles on LinkedIn when he's
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  Speaker 2: coaching the panthers. That is true. That is true. He's
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  Speaker 2: afraid to adjust the profile. He's got some online expertise. Bone,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to do this story out of
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  Speaker 2: y'all might have the kiddies in the car. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how to do this story, but you know what
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  Speaker 2: this one is, and I feel bad for this guy. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Smoke Ludwig caught this story in the New York Post
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  Speaker 2: and send it to me. By the way, shout out
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  Speaker 2: to about him. Shout out to Smoke Ludwig. There is
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  Speaker 2: a man that lives in Charlotte who has dubbed his
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  Speaker 2: manhood the mollist in the world. I'm sorry, but have
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  Speaker 2: no fear Bone, because he has a date set for
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  Speaker 2: his enhancement operation that is being financed by crowd donations.
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  Speaker 2: People that felt bad for this Charlotte man and decided
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  Speaker 2: to give him some money. Bone. Michael Phillips told TMZ
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  Speaker 2: his operation goes down August seventeenth, that is next Monday.
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  Speaker 3: They have the size of it in here. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even read off the stop stop stop. Okay, anyway, why
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  Speaker 3: is he coming out publicly with this? Because he want
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  Speaker 3: This is how he got the donations. I think right,
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  Speaker 3: he got the got the I think he wanted sympathy
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  Speaker 3: in order to raise approximately four thousand dollars in order
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  Speaker 3: to get him.
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  Speaker 2: So, I don't know, do we feel sorry for him?
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  Speaker 2: Or you happy for Michael Phillips. First of all, is
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  Speaker 2: that his real name was gonna say. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: Skip Baylis was from Charlotte. Oh my god, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do with the sell show. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: guess you. I guess you say, kudos to you for
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  Speaker 2: being public with this. I don't I don't know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what to do with the story.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he raised bones over thirteen thousand dollars and the
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  Speaker 2: surplus cash will cover doctor fees, meds and any follow
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  Speaker 2: up appointments. There you go. I mean, y'all, y'all really
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  Speaker 2: felt for this man. Really did as a kind of
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  Speaker 2: heartwarming that people came together for this poor little fellow.
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  Speaker 2: There are so many literally, there are so many texts.
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  Speaker 2: I can't read right now, but just know I see
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  Speaker 2: your text. I see your text. Oh my god, does
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  Speaker 2: anybody know Michael Films? Do we get this guy on
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  Speaker 2: the show man congratulate him? I don't know how you
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  Speaker 2: say that I'm using not at a loss for work,
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  Speaker 2: but I gotta tell you this is weird even for
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  Speaker 2: random crap. Blame Smoke, Ludwig. Smoke sent that to me. Smoke. People.
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  Speaker 2: People have read the story and are now, how is
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  Speaker 2: this an actual size? How is that an actual size?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I don't know. There are like rats with
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  Speaker 2: bigger ones. I think a mouse could be anyway. I
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  Speaker 2: got we got to move along, man, we got to
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  Speaker 2: move along. It's a family show, and we ruined that.
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  Speaker 2: We ruined it. It feels like this segment's moving slow
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  Speaker 2: right now. We're injing forward. Ever, I have so many
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  Speaker 2: I have so many things right now? What are people
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  Speaker 2: saying on the text line? But I don't want to know?
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  Speaker 2: Do I? Uh No, you don't want to know? I
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  Speaker 2: can I can try to paraphrase, uh, did he leave
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  Speaker 2: any gratuity for the doctor with the extra money? I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to use the actual term. They're using what
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  Speaker 2: you saying. By the way, I also want to address
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  Speaker 2: the scoundrels that are creating fake pill steel magazines and
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  Speaker 2: selling them on Amazon and people don't still feel people
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  Speaker 2: buy Yes, maybe that's with it. People buy them bone
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  Speaker 2: and realize This ain't the daddy, ol, This ain't the
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  Speaker 2: three hundred and seventy six pages that I thought I
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  Speaker 2: was paying for. What kind of world do we live in?
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  Speaker 2: Bone between that and the Tulsa Little League Baseball cheating scandal,
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  Speaker 2: what kind of word do we live in? When you
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  Speaker 2: cheat in Little League baseball? I'm not shocked at all.
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  Speaker 2: And when you make a fake Phil Steel, you can't
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  Speaker 2: trust anybody. And you know mac how the first guy
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  Speaker 2: uncovered the fake Phil Steel, they had unc win in
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  Speaker 2: nine games. I thought, you're gonna give me a serious reason.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god,