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Episode 35 New Mic is Not Good, NFL Week 3, TNF Live Reaction · Los Pickups Podcast

• Los Pickups Main: And yeah, no. Excellent. Cool. Just turned on. Look at that. Everybody, thank you so much for tuning back in to your favorite podcast on the web. Even if it's not, it is. We are those pickups coming to you guys from the Pacific Northwest. As usual, bringing you your weekly dosage of the generisms, tisms, tiggle biddies, and everything in between these. To my left, we got my boy Bobby Fresh. And over here. A Z. And I'm Bernesto. Again, thank you so much for tuning back in. Lots of good stuff on the way. Lots of fun stuff to talk about and discuss. We had a successful week three of the NFL season for each of our teams, right? I I know I we'll we'll get to you, buddy. I know I know you're I know you're holding I just thought of something like fucking hilarious, but I can't say it here. Sorry. Again, your regular dosage of schisms and degenerisms, so right on cue. But week three of the NFL season. Lots to discuss. But before we get into that, I want to take this opportunity One second, one second. I'm gonna I love the Chicago Cubs. I really do. I love them so much. When they hurt, I hurt. And right now, we're dead. Why? We got embarrassed in the wildcard series against the San Diego Padres. Tip to the cap, they were the better team. We didn't show up. But that's okay. No it's not. I'm dying on the inside. This is the face of pain. But you know what? As they say, there's always next year. I really do. We'll be back. A moment of silence for the following. I hope the mic picked up on what you said instead of the trumpet. Yeah, I'm really curious to see how that played out. Maybe we'll give you another little outro at the end with just silence. Yeah, I don't think I could do that again. Week three of the NFL season. To adults, to the baseballs, to LA Dodgers not winning the World Series. BUT the Padres. Holy shit. You're gonna get fucking Sorry, I was getting carried away. This dude gets two winning teams and he can't. He just doesn't know how to respect. It's still on. I think so. We still good. Goodbye Mariners. Goodbye Cubs. And hello Dodgers! Fuck yeah! Fuck the Padres! Yeah. Thank you for the memories. See you spring training. Hopefully we get some hitters. And then we get like Bo Jackson as a coach. That's wishful thinking for you folks. And also I hope the season starts on time and there is no lockout. But there's a good chance there will be. I'll see you in twenty twenty-eight MLB. Back to football. Back to football? Back to football. Football Americano. Week three of the NFL season. Lots of exciting shit going on. I love it. Lots of good things happening. Lots of not so great things happening, but not for us. Knock on wood. So Hey, knock on wood. My bad. I totally forgot about that. See, his tism and degenerisms rub off on me very easily. As he rubs off easily on Aslan as well. As your guys' tism rubs off me. Is that what we're calling it now? Moving right along. Brock tism. He's brock hearted. with the prudiness. Right of tism. Purdyism. Pretty ism? Purdyism. Purdyism. Lots of good things to talk about the NFL season in week three of Jesus Christ. Start off. Actually let's start off with with all the not so good stuff, yeah? Well, yeah, and then also let's preface by saying we are currently on Thursday, watching Thursday night football. The Browns smacking the shit out of the Steelers right now. and so we're a little late this week, but this will be uploaded on Thursday. Night, so we'll be alright. Which, with that being said, since we're uploading today, guys, let's make it a clean episode. Yep, we're off to a great start. As Oslan just made an excellent point, it is Thursday night football. We got Pittsburgh versus Cleveland. Or in other words, it's the cuck versus the predator. Whatever you want to call it, it's the battle of the cuck and the predator. As in aka Aaron Rodgers, aka the cuck versus Deshaun Watson, aka The Predator. Moving right along. I know what I said. Season three. Week three. Season you know what I'm trying to say. Week three, NFL season. Yep. Reeking reeking. Recapping last Thursday's game. I think it shocked everybody in the football world. Atlanta versus Green Bay. At Lambo. Now, I want to start by saying usually you would think this is not a good thing because when football is good, the Green Bay Packers are good. But in this case, this is very good for me, because I fucking hate the Packers. And guess what happened to the Packers? They got bum rust in their own home field by none other than. Michael Penix, baby. And Drake London. And who would have saw that coming? Because who I mean B. John Robinson. Up until before that week, I don't even think anybody thought Atlanta had a quarterback. Michael Penix. Michael Penis. Michael Penix. Anybody from Tua. Any die and shit, hey man. Don't do disrespect that beautiful Tua? Four time is it because he's punking Samoa and you're beautiful? That beautiful four time cutting cussed man. Four-time off pro concuss. I mean, I'm pretty sure he had a concussion. I'm pretty sure he had a concussion in college. So I was that five then? No. I think you made it four. So we've been able to we've been able to witness somebody be off pro in con in CTE since since college? Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. Incredible career. Anyways, I'm sorry for disrespecting Tulo like that. But I wasn't gonna I mean I think I think you literally said anybody but Tua, you brought They're choosing anybody but Tua. That's not that's not a me thing. I'm not the Falcons GM. So the Falcons went with Michael Pennyx and he delivered on Thursday. Not on Sunday, 'cause the mailman delivers on Sunday. That's an MBA. I reference actually mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays. That's when the Chicago Bulls beat the Utah Jazz and the Utah Jazz at Car Malone and he didn't deliver in the finals 'cause sure the mailman don't deliver on Sundays. Shout out Chicago Bulls. So week three, Atlanta, Green Bay. Atlanta wins. Final score. Thirty five to fourteen. Mm-hmm. Okay. I actually it's eas it's too easy for me to just pop off on these fuckers. Riley, what what what are your thoughts on that game? I mean, it's during training camp, I mean, did they really have a training camp since Michael Panix was injured, but did he get did he get injured in training camp? Or Penix got injured last year during the game. Yeah. So he he he played a handful of games. Did he do any training like during the off season? Did him and Tua do any training during the off season? I don't know, Riley. I thought you were the stats guy. I'm the stats guy, not the guy that goes through OTAs of every single fucking team. What kind of animal are you? I know, dude. I don't know. Does it matter if you just kind of training campaign? Okay. He did not start or was even elevated in the first two weeks, so I don't think he had a training camp, your point, yeah. My point is is that I thought they were training with Tua the entire time until he got injured during training with a left handed quarterback. And not a right handed quarterback where Cooper Rush is right handed and Michael Penix is left handed. and Cooper Rush sucks. Because the timing of the routes wasn't left handed. Because the timing of the routes fucked everyone over. You're right, Cooper Rush could be MVP of the league because he swings That's not what I'm saying. Cooper Rush was ass, dude. Because he slang that thing. He's buns, dude. No. No. I I'm not even I'm not even the one who said it. I was going based off what the broadcaster said. Do you have your own opinions on anything? my god. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I with Bijan Two T D. London also popped off for almost two hundred yards receiving. Yeah. In the same game. In the same game. So you're you're talking you're talking almost four hundred yards combined between just two players. Or Rudy Meg and a receiver. Yeah. Which is I think is awesome. 'Cause 'cause you literally have a a a weapon on the ground and a weapon through the air. Yeah. Right? And he has multiple weapons through the air with Kyle Pitts. Don't don't you fucking say that. Kyle Pitts got one fucking catch or five fucking yards and he only got he got targeted twice. He's an afterthought dude. Yeah, leave. And that and that's no disrespect to Kyle Pitts. No. But I don't understand why they're not flipping it over. Green Bay, what's going on? y you usually it's you you'd be hard pressed to tell me that Green Bay's not mean they don't have a running game. That's that's I think that's the only thing keeping That's the that's the only thing holding the back? And Michael Parsons being out, but like you need a running game, you need to be flexible in your decision making with passing and through I in this case I don't think that is the best way to contextualize this game. There was only nine carries between w including Jordan Love. Nine carries. The game got out of hand, the game got out of hand quick. A running game's not gonna fix that. If you didn't have a running game, it would still be over ten carries. least ten attempts. They gave eight attempts. They gave less than ten attempts between two running backs. So the game got out of hand, the game outta got out of hand quick. I think it's play calling. Because for one, the Packers defense needs to get the shit together, they gotta shore that up. But they had Golden, over a hundred yards. They had Watson, ninety six yards. And then they still had one, two, three, four, five, five other wide receivers that totaled another hundred yards. So so we're talking about and and no And they weren't able to put up More than fourteen. I'll I'll show down package any chance I get, but as I've said before and I'll say it again, I'll give credit when credit is due. Jordan Love, for as big a dummy he is, he had over three hundred yards through the air. So it's not exactly like on his shoulders. Yeah, they did he throw it a pick that I I'm sure you would want to have back. Yeah. But when your defense again is giving up almost four hundred yards just to two individuals, dude, fuck. Michael Parsons isn't gonna stop all that. Nah. Not necessarily. I mean he's gonna help because they didn't have any fucking sacks. Michael Parsons could have contributed to a little bit. But I mean, nobody was giving the Niners any fucking grace when Nick Bosa blew his knee out. When we lost the game, we still lost the game. So it's like Michael Parsons as great of a player as he is, you can't hinge your whole defense on one defensive end. Yeah. No. I mean that's not exactly Max Crosby on the That's not exactly what I was saying. But he threw fucking Jordan Love threw for fifty-three times. He had fifty-three attempts on throwing. Because the game got out of hand quick and there was no time to establish the running game. It was just catching. If you establish the running game, even when even when you're down fourteen, twenty one points, you still need to run it. You still need to keep the defense or keep the offense off the field, the other offense when they're heating up. And and you know what? Bas based on how I'm seeing the the overall breakdown. I see what he's saying. I I almost feel like they hit the panic button is too soon. Now, is it is it play calling? Yeah, I still agree. I I still I agree with you. But I feel like okay, you're down you're down seven seventeen to seven at halftime. I mean at at some point you if you get the ball I think you started with the ball first. At that point I would want to establish the run game. But think that's play calling over run game. You didn't even give the run game a chance. It's not that they don't have a run game, they just didn't call the place to establish the run game. Yeah, I mean the it was just what I'm saying though. Well you you said sorry getting the run game established. Or like that they don't have a running game. Which means that there's an absence of a running game, but there's an absence of running game in their past opportunities. They haven't hit over a hundred yards at all in run in their run game. Dog, what the fuck is And play calling. What they got who do they have as running backs? They drafted a they drafted a running back. So Marshawn Lloyd, I don't know who that is. Caleb Johnson rookie. Also don't know who that is. Yeah. Both rookies? No. Lloyd. No, Lloyd's a rookie. Lloyd's a rookie. Yeah. Okay. So and I mean n I mean you can't really say much about it. They both they both got four carries. Lloyd was two point eight yards a carry, which will get you somewhere. No, I'm serious. No, I I agree with you. It's almost three yards a carry. You let him carry three times, that's fourth and one. Yeah. Four touches though. On three carries, that's fourth and one. he only had four touches. Yeah. Yeah, I know, but like again, the play calling didn't I'm trying to blame Mike LaFleur. I'm not blaming personnel. I'm not blaming nothing. That's what I'm trying to get at. I'm blaming like Mike LaFleur. I think his time has run out in in Green Bay. And I think his time has run out since we fucking smoked him in the NFC championship, like thirty five something, just running all over their ass. When Raheem Moster went like four tutties. with Jimmy Garoppolo. That motherfucker should've been booted right after that shit. You don't lose that bad in the NFC championship with the team that you had at that point. I think they had Aaron Rodgers in fucking Santa Clara. Clear weather, no fucking no no no funny business. They just got ran on. Yeah. You know? I think his unprofessionalism be with the Bears too I mean I know that that's a big rival. Bro, Ben Johnson literally said fuck the Packers and the I know. No, I'm saying before that happened Matt Matt LaFleur had had a I think that's a good angle. Did he say something? I I I do he re he didn't want to shake his hand. Yeah, he didn't want to shake his hand before and then Ben Johnson jokingly didn't shake his hand or jokingly. No, he grabbed his gave him a quick I'm out trying to think. Yeah. Yeah. I'm over Mike LaFleur. Yeah. And it could be that he just he just his time is his time is running out. It it might be karmic and you know what I'm saying? Because of that shit for your sake as a Bears fan better hope they send that motherfucker to an extension. Move right along. Back a suck. Fuck Green Bay. It's always fuck Green Bay. Sunday. Love you, Zach though, if you ever listen to this. Okay. Move right along. Okay. I th I mean that funny enough we should get this out of the way 'cause I it's it's weird. I've especially watching them play right now. You got the Browns versus the what Browns I said. Browns versus the Panthers. Browns. Browns versus the Panthers. I didn't I didn't realize how good of a defense Cleveland had. Mm-hmm. But not only that, Deshaun Watson's playing well. Yeah. Okay. well enough. Well enough. I mean, he's playing well right now. But but I digress. so you got the Cleveland Browns beating Carolina, which in my mind, they got the obviously they got the better quarterback with Bryce Young, considering how he weeks, right? final score twenty one to eighteen. Cleveland wins at home. now we kinda have to I guess keep an eye on Cleveland, as weird as it is to say. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? what what are your thoughts off that? the Browns have been the Browns have been a problem for a couple of years now. That's because the Browns defense kept them in the game long enough. Jake Moody missed the field goal, which let the Browns win. So the Browns is defen the Browns have always had a great defense. Do they still have Stefansky? Mm-hmm. Okay. Stefansky is a good head coach. No, no. No, Stefansky's in Atlanta. He's the head coach? He's the head coach. Yeah, he he w they said it earlier, but the Browns head coach was the offensive coordinator for the Giants. So The Browns have always had a great defense. They just needed to muster up enough offense. And honestly, after work, while I was at Applebee's drinking my combo eating my combo platter and drinking my beer, their rookies are they're they're pressing me. Yeah, shout out Benzel Boston. And Casey Concepcion. Yeah, you know. Yeah, they're he's young too. They're all they're all contributors, man. Kins was worrying me a little bit, I had him on my fantasy. But I I think it's more of a test of case why he's not more productive. But yeah, Boston is is a great pickup for them. Concepcion is doing his own thing there. They got a young core that they can definitely grow into, but they're contributing now. And they're contributing just enough. They have enough spark where they can start edging out more games. Like they did against the Panthers. Edging out huh? Yep. Like like like Deshaun Wats Watson is very accustomed to doing. He likes being edged out. Yep. And Bryce Young in this Since is not accustomed to He doesn't even know what that means. He doesn't. He's which is why he's put in the position to try to edge. He can't get there 'cause he's not used to edging games like that. Because Bryce is that young. Because Bryce is young. That's right. We're focused. Moving forward, I still think the Carolina Panthers are also gonna be a gift. Big team big team to worry about. Browns, especially with this game going on, they're making some noise. It's a divisional matchup, but they're showing they're making Aaron Rodgers look washed, which is thing. Well also last game was also at home and their first home game of the season, so they had to show off for fans. And then this time around this is gonna be Bro T T J Watt was on the headset, like like chirping at the fucking whoever's up on the box office, bro. Angry as fuck. Look at him. Yeah. He is a little that's scary, bro. TJ Wall TJ Watt's about to get some mic, right? Browns beat the P Browns beat the Panthers. Browns beat the Panthers. Alright. Not a bad loss for the Panthers. Making cementing the Browns as a formidable team moving forward. Yeah. As weird as it is to say. Yeah. The next game, also involving the same two teams that are playing tonight. Cementing Browns. Solidifying Browns. That's some hard shit to say. And you know I'm a shit talker. Sorry, that was a bad hand motion I just did. Steelers played the Bengals at home. I was honestly expecting more of a lopsided game, personally. For the Bengals, yeah. For the Bengals. Turned out it turned out to be a shootout. Yeah. Another divisional game, no? Of another divisional game. Yeah, yeah. Div and we all know divisional games are always always gonna be tough. It was in Pittsburgh, right? It was in Pittsburgh. Final score, s Pittsburgh thirty, Cincinnati twenty seven. again, shocked me. both teams improved or both teams at this point at are two and one. Aaron Rodgers, looking like himself, like who who he's built his career on. two hundred and ninety two yards for the air, three touchdowns. Jalen Warren, huge game on the ground, hundred and twenty seven yards on the ground. also have three catches and making him a nice a nice dual threat. Yeah. He's shown that he's the actual he's running back one. He he's R B one. Yeah. For sure. And then on the flip side you've got, you know, Joe Joe Burrow, Joe Cool, two eighty two two hundred and eighty two yards, three touchdowns and stuff, no turnovers. spreading the wealth. Jamar, T. Higgins and and Yuseki, Dante Myers. The balance attack ninety eight for Chase, ninety for Higgins. on paper you would think Cincinnati comes out a winner in this one, right? Mm-hmm. So R Riley W what do you think went around here? For the Bengals and Steelers? Yeah the team the team I just mentioned, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the fucking No the Browns and the Padres. The fucking Cubs and the Padres, bro. Fuck the Padres, no. Yeah, there you go. No, I mean Jalen Warren had a hundred and twenty seven yards. Yep. controlled the game on the ground. I think it was Just their patience and their time management too with the clock. But overall, I mean it was just a really good game with Joe Burrow and Aaron Rodgers. Slinging it. Slinging it. Slinging it. It was a vintage Roger showing. It was. I'm a little bit bummed out 'cause I started to believe that the Bengals might have had a defense. 'Cause they were stringing together defensive really yeah, sexy Dexy. Safety Dexy. I thought they were And the fact that the Browns are getting through to Rogers right now, I'm surprised that the Bengals defensive line wasn't able to Well, I mean, it was a close game. It it was a close game. It a close close but still it like I said it turned out to a sh turned into a shootout. Yeah. As opposed to what we're seeing now, which is a complete defensive takeover against the Steelers fr on part of the Browns, right? Right. So, I'm bummed for the Bengals. Because I like to see the Bengals succeed. I'm a fan of Joe Burrow. I'm a fan of Jamar Chase, T. Higgins. I think they got and then the I couldn't remember him last year. Chase Brown, I will remember you. fan of Chase Brown. I think that they got him a lot of they've always had a great offense, and I think because Joe Burrow moves gets that offense going. I was starting to believe that they had a defense and then they gave up thirty. So that's kind of a bummer. Yeah. But we'll see how that ends up shaking out the the the loss again. against the Bengals is not aging all that well because the Steelers are getting stomped out by the Browns. I mean it's also a divisional matchup and y I feel like when they play in a d divisional matchup, especially with you guys, you guys kinda struggled against Arizona. So like that's we'll get to that. I know. Yeah, and there's reasons for that and we'll discuss it. Yeah. Jacoby Burset. But yeah. I think maybe like ten. Treck Williams out, Mike Evans out. I'm just saying divisional divisions. Divisional matches are always tough. Are always tough. Absolutely. Yes. Well said, Bradley. Thank you. Yes sir. So Green Law Confusion. I don't take this negative for the Bengals at all. I think it's just a tough divisional matchup. And then the B Eagles will move on and play well throughout the season. That's the Riley co what do you call like the the the Orbs Riley's What do you try to say? Mystic Mystic prediction. is Crystal Ball. Crystal Ball Thank you. Damn, you just fucking let me struggle the whole time. I mean we're on camera, so it's kinda seeing for fun seeing you do all that. I love ya. Just like that. Moving right along, we got the Texans and the Colts. Another divisional matchup. weird game. Straight Cowboys slang him. Also Also fun matchup I think overall. Final score, Indianapolis, nineteen. Indiana why did I say it like that? Indianapolis. Nineteen. Houston, seventeen. Not looking good for Houston. Houston we have a problem. No. one more time. Houston we have we have a problem. they're own three. Dude. Had a great defense has been touted as the best defense in the league, which is a good defense still, but they're still fucking losing. So Full circle moment. My man's saying how CJ Stroud's not the guy. CJ Stroud's showing that he might not be the guy. I've been trying to tell ya, I know ball. You don't throw three interceptions in a fucking divisional game in the playoffs and then still be considered the guy. And then you don't chop off your dreads and lose all your aura and still be the guy. Damn. He did chop off his dreads. It's a completely different look. That hit hard. Yeah. Did it hit hard? A little bit. He got hit hard. Yeah. I'm not gonna say that. that's fucked up. Yeah, don't say it. that's You don't even know what I was gonna say. I I have an idea. Either way, if you're already he hesitating, I know it's bad. Mm yeah. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Close game though. One hundred and sixty seven yards through the air for CJ. A touchdown. He did take care of the ball. No interceptions. Got sacked three times. No run game. David Montgomery, I'm a fan of his, but he had a rough game. Yeah. But eleven carries, barely mustered thirty three yards. Yeah. hard to throw the ball when you can't establish the run game, as we've already discussed. On the flip side, Annapolis didn't do much better. Jonathan Taylor, who is arguably between him and Derrick Henry are the one and two best running backs in the entire league, only had twenty three yards or twenty three carries and sixty eight yards. Sick one's ass right now. I I think he's more upset that that it didn't mention Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey is a cool number. I just wanted to say everyone but Christian McCaffrey for Christian. I actually say it one more time. wanted me to say what I just said? Yes sir. I was saying the running backs other than Christian McCaffrey just to bother him, just to irritate him. Now I want you say it one more time and look him in the depth. was just messing with you. You're my death mode. Shout out to the anime nerd. So Daniel Jones, two hundred and thirty-five yards through the air, a touchdown and a pick. again, Jonathan Taylor, twenty three carries, only sixty eight yards, no studdies, which is surprising to me. in this game, a lot of turnovers. Indiana Jones, he did have three fumbles. which That's crazy. Which is also why it's more surprising that Houston didn't come out of this game as a dub with a dub. What time was this game at? it was in the morning. Yeah, it was it was one of the early games. I don't think they showed it a lot. I think it was very slow. It wasn't it was a fucking game. It wasn't a sexy game. Yeah. No, it wasn't by any stretch of the imagination. Yeah. What's the broke back bound of NFL? Colts versus Texans. Moving right along. So the Colts win. Houston loses. CJ Stroud's not that good of a quarterback at the moment. At the moment. Will he bounce back? I hope so. Yeah. but only time will tell. Week four is on the way. Next game, I was really disappointed in this one because I actually thought I called this one. And it was looking good for a minute. Well, for the first half at least. Chiefs Dolphins. Chiefs win twenty four to ten. I think they were tied at half time. But I think we I'll pick the Dolphins. It was very tight. No, Aslan I would not pick the Dolphins. I pick the Dolphins for sure. I pick the Dolphins for sure. but I mean I don't really want to talk about Mr. Swift and Patrick Mahomes, if I'll be honest. No. I don't care for them. Congrats, your three We don't have to go into detail, but we should say R I P H N actually that's a great call. last week we did mention a lot of unfortunate injuries throughout I'm not complete asshole. But just like eighty percent. But we'll sidestep that as well. Seventy five. Seventy seven point five. Seventy seven. last week we talked about injuries. It sucks. Nobody we never want to see anybody get hurt no matter how much we dislike the player. especially when there's a a good quality player. we want the best of the best. We love H N. Absolutely. One of the best one of the best. I don't don't do that. So I just saw that I was going like this. A Chan went down with a twenty A CL means he's done for the year. so that's another one. He's contributor on the Dolphins offense. They don't have much else outside of Malik Willis's playmaking ability and A Chan speed and also playmaking ability. A Chan has had in a bit of an inj history with injuries. You can't really blame though, when you're running that fast you're pushing the limits of what the human body can do. So I am like I I never really, you know, put it against them. Th these motherfuckers are moving crazier than the normal human. for sure. So their bodies are trying to keep up with that. And that's hard to do. So easy the best athletes we've seen ever. Mhm. As far as the NFL goes. Yeah. Mhm. but yeah. Chiefs win, Dolphins lose, moving on. The next game, also a lot of disgust, just because we were expecting this team to be much better than they are. Chargers Bills. Now I'm not saying I was expecting them, I was expecting the Chargers to be Superman himself, but it it is still, you know, I'm thinking, a good statement in game if they were to happen to pull off, you know, a miracle and actually get that dub, which they did. Twenty-four-sixteen Buffalo, surprise, surprise, Buffalo's three and Chargers, the bolts. and three. I'm telling you, Madison Beer is to blame, bro. He's stuck she's sucking away all his power. Just just just in her sucking away all his power. Wait, really? I I do this I do this for you. Ryan is having a Baja blast right now. He had a Taco Bell earlier today, and so he's just acting a little I'm happy, dude. Baja blast. said before. I got stuck. I think stuck with the run. Justin Herbert is running out of excuses. He's got one he's got one major excuse. Well he's got a major draining excuse. Really dude? That one didn't get you? You know. No So, you could say he's you know, I don't know. Maybe we could be prematurely panicking. Very good. There you go. Happy to the best of us. Happy to the best of us. Maybe he's you know, I don't know. He got really excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe he's drunk off Miss Beer. You know. He's definitely intoxicated. Maybe he's drunk in love with Madison Beer. You know what I'm saying? Shout out the This man might be affected and there is no gods amongst men. Who do they play against again? Chargers. They played against Buffalo. yeah, what's fucking Josh Allen? Tell of two stories. Hayley. Haley Hayley Stanfield. Hayley Stanfield, right? Saying this time and time again. She is giving her queenly divine energy to Josh Allen's already quality talent. And he's only amplifying his abilities. So shout out to Haley Stanfield and that beautiful baby they got. And Josh Allen's a very like born already? They will have. They might they might have. I don't know. tell two stories though. Two Hollywood couples, Josh Allen. keeps fucking becoming Thor himself. He's Thor with Stormbreaker at this point. Yes, he is. You know? and Justin Herbert. Is he a product of failed quarterback development? As far as intangibles, he had everything. As far as tangibles, he had everything. True. How many head coaches has he had? I don't know. Doesn't matter. A lot. He's he's And mine I guess it was just Brandon Staley. And I just gotta say this. He's had three. I just gotta say th the Bills won this game with Superman having a shit game. He didn't he didn't score until he actually just he d he did have two touchdowns on the ground. Yeah. But he did throw two picks, no passing touchdowns. Yeah, no passing touchdowns. So he got sacked four times. So it's just definitely the guy just figures out a way to win and I feel like th this is a d a discussion for later. But this might be like the season for Josh to be like, Hey, it's my time, MVP Super Bowl champ. Like he's gotta figure it out. Until Brock Party steps on the scene. And he fucking Irish dances all over Why would Brock Irish dance? You're just mad that your quarterback doesn't duggy. 'Cause he's too busy being Iceman or whatever and he's not cool and he's not fun. He's actually kinda fun. He's not fun. I think he's a fun guy. Your quarterback stresses you out. Your quarterback stresses you out too when he's not playing well. Nah quar he always plays well though. My wife would like to paint his nails. So moving on, we got who? We got the Jets and Lions. Jets and Lions. Jets, Lions, lots to be said about the game. It was a decent game, but it's a little surprising too. Now how much is this the Jets being a better team than what they think they are, or we think they are? Or or best of both? I think the Jets are going to be an okay team. I think the Titans are gonna take the crown for the shittiest team in the NFL this year. Yeah, Cam Ward is ass dude. Geno Smith is serviceable enough to not look completely inept. Sure. Yeah. So I'll give him that. And the Lions are kind of in a weird limbs place. They I think they got too full of themselves and now expect wins and they lost a little bit of that hunger that they had. To to step on people's throats, you know? Like Dan Campbell said. Yeah. What can Devin Campbell say? I mean he would step on their throats or like I think you need to speak up, Riley. You see that thing like green bar? Yeah, I see that. When you're sitting back there? Yeah. It's not picking you up. It's not picking me up. So new microphone, let's make sure that our voices are being heard. Okay. Alright, cool. Yeah. Okay. So So, Dan Campbell, stepping on people's throats, like he said when he first started the position of head coach at for the Lions. Yeah. He said Doing that this season. Or even last season. Well he was saying you kick us down, we're gonna bite your ankle, you try to kick us down again, we're biting your kneecap or some shit like that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I think I think his time could be up. They don't. I I think it could be up if they don't win out or make the playoffs this season. 'Cause they didn't make the playoffs last year. Last year mind you And that was a stinker. He almost lost to his former defensive coordinator and Coach Glenn. Okay. He he's having a hard time on the offensive side without Ben Johnson. and funny enough, we'll get to this. The Chicago Bears play the Jets this this this week. So I'm curious see former O C versus former D C who know each other, practice against each other. How that's gonna go. But back to this game, Jets, Lions. The offense looked okay for Detroit overall. I mean, the the golf had two sixty nine through the air, two touch two touchdowns. Jameer Gibbs who basically is jack of everything. Yeah. twenty carries. seven catches overall, do do had three three total touchdowns. He is the Lions offense basically. And then whenever you throw in, you know, Amon Ross and Brown, then you then you got you got you got problems, right? For if you're if you're a defense. On paper. On paper. So then flip on the other side, you got the Jets. Again, with with Glenn, who is a defensive minded coach. You got Geno Smith, again, doing a serviceable job. Yeah. Three hundred and twenty one yards. No interceptions and three touchdowns and almost walks away with a win. Right? In Detroit. In Detroit. Yeah. Is he This Geno Smith, the lack of shit talk for me from Geno Smith I'm trying to win money and I got Garrett Wil Garrett Wilson on my fantasy, so I need Geno Smith to be serviceable. Gar Garrett Wilson will capitalize on opportunities. I just need the opportunities to get to them. And right now, he's doing okay. He could be a little bit better. But this last week he did his best as I I think it was his best game. Ten catches, a hundred and seven yards and a tutty. Mm-hmm. Can't get you can't be mad at that. No I'm not. I'm three and Yeah. Yeah. Actually I beat you. Yes you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. And that's because fucking Jill and Hurts bitch ass ran into my Chicago Bears defense and he couldn't do a goddamn thing. He couldn't do a goddamn thing. Yeah. Which game do we want to end? Let's end with you. I wanna No, let's end with him. Cause you haven't been three and all in a minute, bro. Okay. You haven't been three and all in a minute, no what I'm saying? We'll get to you, Blackboard. We we gotta give credit to a rookie. Sadiq from Oregon. Yeah, Sadiq baked. it's Kenyon Sidi. K Kenyon Sidi, yeah. Yeah. He he had a hundred and five yards himself and a tutty. Yeah. And a pretty sick tutty too. It was a diving catch. yeah. Pretty badass. I know. Look out for the Jets. We'll see. and yeah, I don't know I don't know if Campbell's on the hot seat quite yet. But I mean, he's two and one so far, we'll see how the rest of the season plays out. But I think you're on to something. I if he doesn't make the playoffs, then we might have some trouble in Paradise or in Motor City in this case. Yeah. Alright, let's get this one out of the way 'cause this one shit this we sa we saw this shit live. i in i it with in at an infested sorry. At a at a l local watering hall full of Seattle fans. I was trying to say it was infested even though it was It was titillated. It was who am I It was titillated and You got the Seattle Seahawks who You got the Seattle Seahawks who have the dark side. Play against the Commanders without Jalen Daniel Jaden Daniels. You got Hisman Trophy winning Marcus Mariota. No saying. Carving that defense up. He was shining his own Heisman light on that dark side. That dark side got a little bit brighter, no I'm saying. Commanders come out on top. Hey. To to quote my boy James right here. Hey. Eat that dub, no saying. Also the dubs ate a dub, dog. The dubs ate a dub. I'll song you like a quarterback who doesn't dislocate his elbow trying to make a play. You like that. You like that. If you don't like that, you don't like football. No. Shout out Marcus Mariota. What's his stat line? Hey man. A very, very conservative game, but effective. Only a hundred and eighty three yards through the air, but three tutties. Three tutties. No saying? Dude carved up that defense and made made it count when it like when it really mattered. legs. Use his legs. Use his legs we had to. Made plays happen. yeah, Scary Terry, six catches, seventy seven yards, and a tutty. yeah, he spread the spread the ball around pretty well. We had a Stefan Viggs appearance. Tra can we shout out Traylon Burks because he initially was supposed to be the best wide receiver coming out of his draft class. With the Titans. And he was gonna be a freak of nature, gonna be the best wide receiver. Hasn't panned out. Had hadn't panned out. Had a rough patch in the middle of his tenure of like two years, two seasons, didn't do anything, and then now I think he's I mean, he's only caught two receptions, but he had one for a T D. He's coming out of the shadows, hopefully. But I wanna see him succeed. Like that's it's sad to see a person have s such high hopes right coming out or high expectations and not make those expectations come true and then to show up for this game really means a lot for a lot of people. So he needs to keep doing what he's doing, keep his head held held high and well hopefully. I don't know. I just wanna give him a shout out. For sure. It's not his fault the Titans suck ass. No, not his fault for sure. And you know what? Big shout out to the commanders. Made that dark side look pretty bright to me. Now I will say, my god. Now I will say Sam Darnold went thirty one for forty five. Three hundred seventy nine yards. Yep. Four tutties. Damn. Two interceptions. Now, if we were including the yards that the other that the defender runs When they catch the interception, this motherfucker probably would have five hundred yards. This threw through this dog through the pick six at like the thirty yard his own thirty yard line or their thirty yard line or whatever the fuck. Yeah. That dude ran pretty much the whole fucking field to to score the pick six. against the Seahawks. I will give Sam Arnold credit. He responded by scoring a tutty of his own, but technically if you take that pick six back to the game of season. Because of his ass hurt. But if you take that pick six back They probably would have won the game. But you have a glute aller gluten allergy. Sorry, your a your glute hurts. Gluteus and packs. Sorry, your anus hurts. Sorry, you have anal you have anal fissures. No, hold on a second. Beats? Anal beats? anal beads got stuck. I think it would be a plug. 'Cause I feel like beats are just too much, right? Could be. Could be. Hey man, shout out to Man's got a dub. Injigba. yeah, JSN. Gave him his flowers. Absolutely. Ten receptions, a buck twenty eight, long twenty six yards, so it's not like he was throwing bombs, this this was just making making plays two tutties. Making Sammy look good. Injigba, offensive player of the year Possi for a reason. A candidate again he won last year. A candidate again this year. Yeah, a candidate again this year. But he's showing why he was picked and he's a fucking problem and as somebody who's in the same fucking division. It makes me mad that he's putting up over a hundred yards with Drew Locke and Sam Darnold. You just gotta you guys gotta lay him out on defense. And he's constantly being picked up. we will we got demo. Yeah. You don't got you don't got no plays on off Domador Lenore, play by you ain't gonna do it. You haven't been doing it and you're not gonna do it. We've been running zones, so yeah, maybe it wasn't been lining up and the stats or whatever, blah blah blah blah. Our new defensive coordinator's been put been putting people on man. But I think it's gonna work against you because you think that you can keep winning if you were on man, but I'm telling you, man, you're even gonna be winning against my team on man. And I'm just telling you straight from the jump, because when it comes October eleventh and it's two days after my birthday, I'm going on a fucking weekend bender And I'm celebrating birthday, Saturday, Sunday, especially after we put after we put BTA on the fucking PNW pussy ass garbage hawks. And then I got Indigenous People Day to recover, shout out my pee. Well said. Didn't have said it but it myself. Thanks, Pa. absolutely. I'm pretty proud. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Next game on the docket. We got the Titans and the Giants. James Winston. What a stinker it is. QB One. You know what I'm saying? Big Blue at home. No love for Jameis Winston? I mean he he played a Hey man. He Jameis Winston got the final score final score, twelve twelve to seven. The Titans are gookie. Jameis Winston, six times two, that gives you twelve. For my boy Jackson or his not my boy, his boy, Jackson Dart, or whatever. I forgot the quote, but his math was math. It was like six plus six. We got you twelve. We got you twelve. I thought I had dyslexia for a second. Jameis Winston tw fourteen for twenty two or sorry, fourteen twenty two attempts. A hundred eighteen yards. Cam Ward twenty two out of thirty six attempts with a hundred eighty one. So one has one eighteen, the other has the other one has one eighty one. A flip of the digits. I thought I had discalcular. Descalcula. Descalcula. Yeah. Shout out Giants. That was a gross game. Rainy. Nothing really to say there other than congrats to James Wins for getting the dub. Yeah. Next game, damn, this is this one's I can say it again. I know ball. Jacksonville Jaguars versus the New England Patriots. Final score, 35 to 6. What happened, Drake May? He cried on the pitch, dude. My boy. He cried on the sideline. My boy, you suck. Two interceptions. You a bump. Bro, he's I know a bum. Brother, you're not even the best man in your family. They pulled him. Yeah. They pulled him from the They played Tommy Cutlets. I don't even know who that is. He used to play for Giants. That's crazy. The Italian guy. DeVito? Mm-hmm. Tommy Cutlets. Who's that his last name? No. It's DeVito, but he's Italian. I guess. You and Italians. You and Italians. No, shut shout out what did you say? What'd you call him? Tommy Cutlits. Tommy Cutlits. Tommy Cutlits, I guess. Tommy Cutlet. I think that he should have stayed with the Giants. So here was Jack not act like fucking Trevor Lawrence was all that. Nineteen out of twenty nine with a buck eighty two. Three tutties. Three tutties, but he only threw for a hundred two hundred and eighty two yards. But he had a one two rating which was better than most of the Riley's spell rating. That's what I thought. Alright so Jacoby Myers, seven receptions, sixty four yards, and then we have Parker Washington on the Jags who went three for forty. He spread the love. You gotta appreciate that. Brian Thomas Jr. Need love L O V E. Yeah. S U C K Y D I C K. And so Y C A Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Pats shit the bell. They didn't even give me a chance. I did give you. No, yeah. You just need to operate faster than a second a minute. Second of thought. Anyways, Prince Army got the dub. Drake Mays a bum. I know a ball. Moving right along. This is a good game to talk about because this is my man, you're three and up. Niners Cardinals. my team? Yes, sir. Is it a good game to talk about? I don't know. It was a lot closer than I wanted it to be. We still went bird hunting. Fuck the Cardinals. Fuck the Ravens. Fuck the Seahawks. Fuck the whatever other bird teams that there are. Fuck them all. Huh? Falcons, fuck the Falcons. We we're taking over. Bang bang Niner gang. Niners. It's San Francisco. Yeah. Jacoby Burset, he went fifteen for twenty seven, two hundred and ninety seven yards on fifteen throws. He went fifteen for f he did fifteen completed catches, almost three hundred yards, and four tutties. wait, that was Brock Purdy, never mind. Jacoby Brissett with thirty eight. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Why are you hurt if I am a team that's three and No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm hurt because you were like, Niners obviously that's a dig for Raiders. And then you were like, It's San Francisco. Is it is it It's like Chicago, yeah. So yeah, we we took it we took it sometime. I just I just I don't know. I don't know why you did it, but Because it fit. So Jacoby Brissett, thirty eight for fifty two. Yeah. Are we gonna talk about the fucking game or are we just gonna say is this a therapy circle? Did you guys get your thoughts out? Yeah no. D do we wanna review anything else? I love you. I love you too. Yeah. Can I talk about my game now? Yes, go ahead. Alright. Jesus Christ. Jacoby Bursett, twenty thirty eight for fifty-two, two hundred and eighty yards, two touchdowns. I don't like that. Jeremiah Love, twenty-one attempts, twenty one carries, and ninety yards. So he was cutting us up on the ground. I think a lot of it a little bit was like just trying to play catch up and whatnot. Gotta give it to him though, and then Michael Wilson, Jesus Christ, Trey McBride, Jesus Christ, cutting us up. I will say Not a fun game to watch because Mike Evans got carded out. Trent Williams got carded out. Drake Greenlaw left with a contusion. who else? We had a defensive tackle that had to leave the game. But I can't remember the Hart Harden. Hard I'm gonna find his name. Halton. Had to leave the game. and so it got really scary for a second, because we had to start leaning on players that were like backups of backups. Which you never want to be in a position in, but the Niners have t are in that position very frequently. the game got a lot closer than I wish it. I wanted a better point differential than when the Cardinals played the Seahawks. But considering the fact that we were playing with backups again as a full team, I guess I'll take it. Right. So with that being said, Brock Purdy went fifteen completions out of twenty seven attempts, two hundred and ninety seven yards, four touchdowns. My god, he was close to three hundred. I would have hit my parlay. Christian McCaffrey, fifteen carries, seventy-five yards, doing Christian McCaffrey things. Brock Purdy, two rushes, thirty-four yards. And they stole the fifty yard touchdown from him because of a holding call on George Kittle. So Brock Purdy would have had a I I didn't think it was a holding call either. It was a bullshit holding call, for sure. Bullshit for sure. George Kittle, six receptions, eighty-two yards. I love my birthday twin. Debo Samuel, zero receptions, eighty yards. You ever seen that before? It's because it's never happened. It probably has happened. Zero receptions, 80 yards. Can you explain that to me? Yes, I will, and I would love to. Brock Purdy goes, sets up, has the ball in his hand, he throws it to Mike Evans. Mike Evans laterals it to Debo. Debo goes eighty yards for a tutty. That was the touchdown that we missed when the Niners were 0 7. That's sexy. Yeah, very sexy. And he didn't catch shit after. That was the only fucking thing he did that game. Other than pump returns, kick returns. To be fair, he didn't get another target. But otherwise, hey, he made that one count. Yeah, he did. I feel like he's done that a lot this season. He's made his catches count. Jordan Watkins is, I think, a rookie. Or he's on his second year. And Kyle Shanahan tends to have a doghouse for wide receivers. If you are not enthusiastically blocking every play, you will not get targets. That's what Brandon Nayuk was in the doghouse for, and that's what many other wide receivers were in the doghouse for. If you contribute to the team's success, you will get targets. And I think this kid was a victim to that Kyle Shanahan line of thinking. Yeah. So this is this will be his second season. He was drafted last season by you guys. Yeah. Right, thank you. on defense, Fred Warner. Seventeen tackles. That means all over the place. The next person, thirteen, Renato Green. Shout out, bro. But Jesus Christ, Fred Warner is all over the field. We have a defensive player of the year candidate, an MVP candidate, and maybe if we send Christian McCaffrey back to Germany for a little bit more, then we'll be offensive. So, we'll see that goes. Bang bang nine gang. We got a game against the Broncos. Mmm Tough defense. Very tough defense. Considering Max my friendship with you, I will I will be careful with my words. But Broncos Country, let's die. Yeah, that's good. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah, proud of you. Mainly because that's a catchphrase from Russell Wilson and you know, fuck Russell Wilson. But not at the same time, 'cause surprise, surprise. But moving right along. Yeah, but he's also like a piece of shit T mate. I don't know man. Yes, yeah. He didn't let Marshawn Lynch get his phone number. You wouldn't give Marshawn Lynch your phone number? That that's actually kinda weird. But I can't be managed to get it. Marshawn Lynch had to go through his manager. You ever hear that? I did not know that. Marshawn Lynch was like, we had a bat, we lost the Super Bowl, let me get in touch with the boy. And he's like, yeah, go through my manager. And he didn't have nobody's number on the team. When of the when they went to go do shit, Marshall Andrew was like, yeah, we had Richard Sherman, blah blah. No Russell, no Russ. That's crazy. I did not know all that. Yeah. That actually changed things. Yeah, he's A little bit. A lot of bit. Well halfway a bit. I'm not gonna take away what he contributed to the field on the field. When he was on the field. But I'm not buying I won't be consuming any of his media. He's got his own podcast and shit now. No shit. Interesting. No man. Not as good as the pickups. No. I don't know. But I doubt he's played softball either like that. No, absolutely not. I don't care if he was a dual dual sport athlete in college, fuck that dude. Well, he's not fucking he never actually, you know. Did another sport. Yeah, well. Professionally, I guess I yeah, for sure. Yeah. He's he' he's no Bo Jackson, you know what I'm saying? Or Dion Sanders, you what I'm saying? but Michael Jordan. Or Michael Jordan. Shout out. damn that's crazy. I mean I do want I I was gonna give him a spot because like he he he sniped Sierra from future, you know what I'm saying? And he's got a beautiful family. I'll give him that. You know what I'm saying? He gets on the Sierra every I think I think future lets everybody go. Future is not toxic. True. True. Because they're fucking in the past. Yeah. And he's the future. They're in the past and he's the future. Yeah. Yeah. It's not his it's not his fault you drink so much codeine and he pisses promethazine. That's a bar. I think he said it at some point. Yes he did. That's a bar. And then he thought Pippin Pippen's wife. Because he 'Cause you're talking about future. Yeah, but you insult Chicago Bowler and Scotty Pippen. Well, Scottie Pippen's wife. Her ex-wife. She didn't play for the bull. But she met a bull. I guess a couple of Are you actually offended for Scottie Pippen's ex wife? Yes! What the fuck does the X wife have to do with the Bulls franchise? Yeah, it doesn't have to do shit, dog. No, you don't get it. Maybe you You don't get it. Maybe your Bulls Legend shouldn't have fucking neglected a s an autograph when the fan asked for it. That's your franchise. That's why that's why it led to Is that what doing right now? That's what it led to. Is that what we're doing with it? Well, I didn't think it was gonna be an issue. I'm talking about the man's wall. You're making an issue right now, but keep talking about it. Alright, let's stop. Let's continue. Vikings? I'm trying to stop talking about Vikings Buccaneers. Go ahead. Tell him. Damn, tell him, tell them lap on the buckies for fucking buckets. The Vikings controlled the Buccaneers. They They destroyed T Box. Can't continue. So the Vikings sacked Mayfield six times, injured his thumb on a rush. he did have Okay. Baker Mayfield, seventeen for thirty four. Two hundred and seventeen yards, one tutty, one interception, like I said, six sacks. Insane. Six sacks? Six sacks, dude. You only need one, but you got six, dude. I think that's over usage. That's like American horror story or something. And then back up came in J Lon Daniels, who is a rookie this season, one interception. Why did a rookie come in? Because Baker I I said that earlier. I said Baker Mayfield got injured from He didn't just get injured, I think we should mention what happened, 'cause he might be out for like the year. No, he's out for two weeks. He's out dislocated dislocated his thumb. No thankfully no fracture and no ligament damage. It was a dislocated thumb. Okay. Well that's still serious. Saying he just got injured. I agree. Minimize up his thumb when he threw the ball on and then when he threw that ball, his thumb got jammed onto a head. dislocated it. And dislocated it. And it was like Buckier. And then it found out it I've given enough shit to Kicko. It's okay. So Bucky Irving. n not a great game. Fifteen carries, forty six yards. That kinda sucks. And then behind that was the rookie who rushed one had a one carry for nine yards. And then Eggbuka Skunker. Kate Otton Skunker. Chris Godwin Skunker. It was just like a a skunky a skunk game, dude. Like it was Buccaneers. Buccaneers sucked. And they're starting horrible. They're starting O and three. And they still have a chance to win the division. You gotta love NFC South, bro. You know, you everybody gets a chance. Everyone gets a chance, dog. Everybody's got a shot. Everybody's got a shot. But that's tough. You got the Bucks, you got the Saints. Saints are looking good. The Panthers are also a good team. Yeah. NC South, you got You got the Buccaneers, the Saints, the the Caroline Panthers, and then the Falcons Falcons. Alright, well Falcons are dismissable. Are they? They got they got Pentacles now. Yeah. I guess like I guess if London keeps going for two hundred yards and so does Bijan, they have a chance. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Hey, but like you said, the NFC South always gets a chance. Just like anybody with Marsa Pippin. And then to go on the Viking side. Really? No, sorry dude. sorry. I'm trying to get through this though. Are you guys fucking kidding me right now? It's only funny when y'all do it and try it. You stupid motherfuck. So Kyler Murray A full game for Kyler Murray. Full game. Full game. But it's it's still since his first full game. Since he threw the grenade. Yeah. Since he fucking threw a yeah, yeah. Buns up fucking dumbass throat, yeah. Since he threw a fucking hot potato into the fucking into the Vikings defense. No, into the it was The Cardinals at the time. Cardinals. No, it was So what did Murray do? Yeah. so Murray fifteen fifteen completions, a hundred and sixty eight yards, one T D, one in He'd I don't even think he played that well still. They but they what they say won. What do they say? A win's a win. A wins a win. Wins a win. Aaron Jones. Seventeen carries, fifty eight yards. Calamaried two carries, seventeen yards. had a bomb to Jordan Addison who had ninety yards total and T D. I will say Justin Jefferson also got injured that game and he might be out for a a little while. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. So Hopefully he returns soon, just for you fantasy managers out there. I think Justin Jefferson's waiting to get traded. I think so too. So he's not wanting to fuck himself up playing for Yeah. Reconnecting with Kirk Cousins. Yeah. We saw how well that worked out for Devontae Adams. Fuck I gotta get the fuck out of here before I die. Mm-hmm. Pretty much. They're trying to fucking kill me out here. That's That's what he said. That's when he had Geno Smith though. Geno Smith, Kirk Cousins, both Alright, Riley, what's what else? Give the fuck off. Okay. So But that game was also just kind of a stinker, twenty three to sixteen. I I was not intrigued in this game at all. It wasn't even it wasn't even a good game. No, for sure. Well, Bucks have a lot of things to figure out, but they hopefully they can hold down the fort until Mayfield gets back. I don't know, that rookie looked shaken up a little bit. I think it it he dude, it was the last you should live for anything. I mean if I could make a madding character and put myself in just two minute drills to win the game, I'd love to do that. Yeah on easy huh? On rookie? On like rookie? On pro. On all pro. Okay, buddy. I'm pretty sure you would have gotten an interception just like Moving right along. this game is kinda cool. It was played in Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. The Baltimore Ravens take on the Dallas. good game. crazy ending. Hell of a fucking game. Crazy fucking ending. shout out to both teams for putting on a show for the Portuguese. Absolutely. G making it good brasileños. It's the it was awesome. You know, the spreading the the fanfare, the spare the sports, you know. Obviously showing why they're Absolutely tension final score, thirty four, thirty one. It literally came down to the final seven seven. And might I say, when me and Ernesto were watching this game, my may or maybe not illegal streams glitched out allegedly. And we missed the last fucking seven so we thought the Cowboys won. No, we thought they were going overtime. yeah. right, right. We thought we were going to overtime and then the game was over when I got it back in. And I like, what the fuck happened? And then I didn't see what they're going to explain. basically Dallas kicks the field goal to tie the game with s with seven seconds to go. Dallas kicks off, no return, seven seconds still on the clock. Baltimore throw Lamar Jackson shout out, throws a bomb down the field, major chunk play, gets them in in field goal range, calls timeout with one second to go. Do walks onto the field loop I think it was. Loop comes in, knocks the fifty-six yard field goal as time expires, two in the game, And hits the loudest to walk off the game. Yeah. In the dual design area. That was pretty fucking funny. That was fucking awesome. That was good. That was I loved it. Do you think he had that shit locked? How how how are you gonna call that you know you Okay. You know what I'm saying? Not game on the line. Yeah. You're a fucking kicker. You fly down. You're a fan of soccer. Yeah. You grew up probably playing soccer. Yeah. You found out you can make easy money kicking for the NFL. Right. You get a game in Brazil, mm, you go down, your team makes crazy plays, makes one crazy play with two seconds left on the clock. Right. And it's your turn to seal the game. And you seal that shit in Brazil. Yeah. I'm imagining it was like an iconic stadium for them down there. Absolutely, right? And you hit the S Yeah, dude. I think I might premature Madison beer in my pants there. Nice. That's a callback. Pay attention to the episode. Now if you really want to peel back the lair though, since it isn't but I see I mean first of all, shout out do do is portuguese, right? So it makes sense because if that's what that's why they speak or or why they did the celebration because they speak Portuguese Brasil. wait exactly. Or Richarlison, absolutely. The pigeon the the pigeon. That level but still you you're talking about arguably one A to Messi's one B the most icon th goal celebrations. Yeah. It isn't an iconic celebration. Everyone everyone's gonna yell see you when you do it. Exactly. So and and that's a crazy great feeling to have. It gave me chills when he did that because like the whole stadium said it and it just was a great final finish I think. Yeah. Especially being a kick in Brazil. Like to win the game. It was only fitting. Yeah. Pause. Minute forty two left in the fourth quarter. The Steelers just what's it called? Sored back to get a to to even out the game twenty four twenty four with a Aaron Rodgers two point QB sneak conversion. Came on the back of Deshaun Watson. They just came all over Deshaun Watson's back. All of all over the Browns. they came all over the Browns. Say come one more time. They did. Well they were they were down like two titties and they came back. And they came all over them to come back with a new a two point conversion. Conversion. And now we got an even Stevens game. And I can't wait to see what rest is coming our way. It's a lot of cumb! So, Dallas Cowboys, Ravens, that was a great game. Great game. I don't think it was a game where any of them should feel any type of way about how they lost. I think it was gonna be a game where the last person with the ball in their hands would win. And it And I'm happy for the Ravens because they got Derrick Henry, so fuck the Cowboys. But the Cowboys I have C D Lamb on my team, so I hope y'all do okay. really well. I think they were even shocked of what happened. That's probably why they got Joey Porter from the waivers this last this last week. they just traded for Joey Porter from the Steelers. so hopefully they have the support on the defensive end for him. And then dude he caught it and he's celebrating. That's that's crazy. Dak Prescott, twenty five completions, two hundred and seventy six yards. One T D. J Javante Williams, nineteen carries, ninety eight yards and one T D. Turpin with I think it was a reverse for nine yards. It was his own only carry, but it was ended up in a in a T D. T T D. C D Lamp played well. One hundred and twelve yards, seven receptions. His longest was forty nine yards. George Bacons also seven receptions, eighty two yards. That I think that's a good showing for both C D Lamb and George Pickens. Jay Ferguson doing super well for them. Has another T D and another game, three receptions and twenty three yards. No man, great game. Great for the spr for the sport. sp going international. but I see we got a nice treat. Yeah. next game we want to talk about, Rams Broncos. Ragwick. What a game. Another great game. I won fifty dollars. Tell him what you won. No. I won fifty dollars because I bet on the Broncos when they were down ten points. Amazing. Now, going into the half they were down sixteen Sixteen What? Rams. Yep. Ramming them from behind. Bucking the Broncos. Making them look like ponies. And then in the second half, Bo Nicks lights him up and this pony. I was watching this with my friend who is a huge Broncos fan and that was a really fun game to watch. Then come back so hard. My saddle To even the game up and fuck the Rams. How about that? How about Aaron Donald as a bitch? Ooh. Pause. Ooh. My bad. I got carried away. How about Aaron Donald is just not effective he's ineffective? He's a non factor. Yeah, 'cause he thought he was gonna get an easy ring getting paired with Miles Gary. Shout out Devontae Adams, give me Devontae Adams stat line, that motherfucker went crazy. Yo, bro, w why wide receiver number one for the Rams at the wide bowl Asian. Right. Right? For the picking. Seven catches. A hundred and thirty seven yards. No touties unfortunately, but dude, a and thirty seven yards. Damn. Seven catches. And actually Seven and every catch se had weight to it. Yes. Important moments in the game. Impactful. And yes he is thirty three, will be thirty four on Christmas Eve. Damn. Yeah. But final score, thirty. Makes me feel like Denver, twel twenty sixth, LA Rams. Broncos after starting the year a little shaky. have won back to back games. The LA Rams have a lot more questions than answers at this point, considering the after going all in during the off season, basically trying to prance. No way. What do what do Rams Rams Yeah, I we can I think they prance pran prance their way into the Super Bowl. Mm-hmm. Right? Gallop? Gallop gallop into the Super Bowl. turns out it's not so easy. It's not that easy. Yeah. No, I mean it it sucks having Miles Garrett out. I mean that's that plays a huge factor. spending all that money for Miles Garrett and then him in injuring himself the first game, second game. Right. Yeah, so that's They lost against the Niners. Yep. They lost against the Broncos. Yep. The Broncos were probably headed no, they went to the AFC. They went to the AFC. They're a good team. And the Broncos just have a weird way that they handle their games. Since last year. Since last year they're kinda crazy. But with that being said, I don't think it's I'm not counting out the Rams yet. I think they're a bunch of old motherfuckers that'll get their shit together and see figured out. They're two and w one and two. They're one and two. And and they have way too much pedigree to to shoot the bit. Mm-hmm. But crazier things have happened. Crazier things have I mean that little lob over the helmet of a of the Rams player for the two point conversion was filthy. Like to Jalen Waddle. Yeah. That was pretty filthy. From Bonex. From Bonex. From Bonex. I'll I'll admit it, like I'm not afraid to admit it. Yeah. Are you okay? I think we're all growing up. You're not. Fuck the donkeys. I give I I give the Hawks their credit. I just gave him one credit because I did say er Sam Darnold had anal fishers. And anal beads. And anal baits. Yeah. So I think we all have our moments. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah. And and th and this is your moment. This is my moment. Yeah. Yeah. And also fuck the donkeys. Fu Broncos, not donkeys. No, they are the donkeys. They're asses, dude. But they're asses. Yeah, fuck So like when you Fuck the masses, dude. What do you think is gonna like obviously it's not gonna be for a while, but what do think is gonna You guys play? like b based on ba 'cause we're we're we're coming up on your game here pretty soon. but I know. But based on what you've seen so far, like what have you liked, that you think, hey, you know what? I mean, we've our corners have locked down receivers. So, I mean it we I think Quentin Johnston's not great great for for the second week. Lad McConkey, we shut him down but he did get injured during the game. Dustin Herbert didn't have anyone to really throw to, but we still locked down players. I think that real test is gonna be this next week. last I mean this last week with the Saints. Right. But with the Broncos, they're gonna be a good test. because they have they have a full force of offense with they have really good receivers. They have a good tight end in Evan Ingram. They have a good quarterback. They have a good running game too. They have two good running backs in JK Dobbins, RJ Harvey. I think RJ Harvey is just having a rough patch in the first few weeks, but he'll find his groove with a new offensive coordinator because this is this is their offensive coordinator's rookie season for them, so I just want to keep throwing it into your that parlay you put. Shit. Yeah, so. Let's go. I was like, let me double check this shit real quick. Good call. Hey that's scary. Yeah. Hey, we're doing good. Did they win? ten seconds left. Okay. So yeah. Well, maybe. has had crazy Hel Marys. They do have one time out. Yeah. And Aaron Rodgers has had crazy Watch out for the Broncos. No. They're a tough team. I mean it's a tough division with the Chiefs and the Broncos. and and I I'll say the Raiders, but I I still can't I still can't fully push it through. I want to so bad. Fucking love Fucking love But I can I gotta that being Then we get to your game, buddy. I know. One more game to go. Let's get to We got Monday Night Football, the Chicago Bears versus the Philadelphia Eagles. Old man case, baby. Case Keenum. QB three because Tys Tyson Bajan goes down with a concussion. Yep. Caleb upgraded to a hamstring strain grade two. So he's gonna be out a few more weeks. I'd say down downgraded. or yes, thank you. they get downgraded from a grade one strain strain to a grade two strain. And so yeah, I still Serious injury, serious enough to miss time and hopefully we get him back to me rather later. But that being said, rematch from b last year's Black Friday game where the Bears ran all over Philadelphia in Philly. Mm-hmm. I was thinking Philadelphia was gonna come back out here swinging, wanting to get their get back. Did not, because they were not ready for Case Keenan. Mm-hmm. A good old Texan cowboy, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, final score twenty seven, Chicago seven. Phil W puts off seven. Dude, that's it's that's and and this is a favorite to come out of the NFC, right? Yeah. They look quite pedestrian. Go ahead, I'm speaking speak your piece. I don't fucking understand why they're up to such a high pedigree in the fucking first place. First of all, they lose AJ Brown, who's a huge contributor to their offense, when Jalen Hurts decides to be a fucking quarterback and actually throw the fucking ball. And actually throw it accurately because that motherfucker doesn't know how to throw downfield, save his goddamn life, or to save his career, because I'll give it five years before this motherfucker's downgraded or traded to another fucking team. ISTG. Now with that being said, Devontae Smith, you're doing a hell of a job. You're just too fucking skinny to be a wide receiver one and sustain those hits, which is why you're going to be out the next game. Say Cole Barkley, you're fucking dookie. You've been playing Dookie. You're not a Dookie player, you don't have a dookie legacy, but you need to ramp that shit up. Now, I will give you this, maybe your offensive line without Jason Kelsey, you guys are having a tough time. The Tush pushes aren't working. Saquon Barkley can't be he can't reverse hurdle everybody. You guys gotta get your shit together. And with that being said, Jalen Hurts, get your shit together. You can't be mad at Andy Domin for throwing the fucking pick in the end zone just because your bitch ass had to go through the to the fucking sidelines to fucking figure out what the fuck is wrong with you. Alright? That's your fault as a QP. You gotta protect yourself. And then you can't be bitching at Andy Dalton. That dude is a backup for a fucking reason at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he made a bad decision. He's a backup, dumbass. That's why he's there. To back you up. And you're over here bitching on the sidelines because he threw a fucking pick six. Or interception in the end zone. Which Philadelphia Eagles should not have the pedigree that they have. Who's their who's the coach? Cienati, Cianati. Seriani. Seriani. Nick Seriani is not that guy. No. I hate that the motherfucker has a ring because you guys should have booted him out and he's a curse to your franchise. He should have been out way long ago, but because he was gifted a ring, because the the super two bad Say with your chest. Sums up the episode so far. Nick Serian Nick Seriani is not that guy. You guys need to move off of him bec but you're giving him way too much time. I would have rather kept the last fucking guy who won the Super Bowl with Nick Foles, but you guys decided to drop this fucking prattty ass, fucking bum ass, Nick Seriani ass, head ass. Did you just shout out Doug Peterson? Yeah. Why wouldn't I? He won a Super Bowl with the quarterback. And he's from Fernando. And he beat Tom Brady. Yeah. With the back up quarterback in the Super Bowl. he's confirming that's all. Yes. Shout out Doug Peterson. You know what he's doing in the Washington video the Jags. That's still their quarterback right or head coach? No, it's Cohen. Name Gone. you're right, you're right. Shout out Doug Peterson. Actually. I mean he did take the Jags to the playoffs. Philadelphia got rid of Andy Reid. Where the fuck is he now? Philadelphia got rid of Doug Peterson. What did he accomplish for them? Philadelphia, put Nick Seriani as their head coach. And look where it's got him. You guys are you guys are cursed to be cursed. And you guys deserve it. Riley, I will strike you on live television. Look, I'm not a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, all in all. Glad that they lost. I'm glad that you guys stomped them out. Thank you very much. With the backup quarterback. And let me get one other thing off my chest. Old man Keenum. This motherfucker is the one for the Minneapolis Miracle. He's one of two. Stefan Diggs was the other part of Minneapolis Miracle. That motherfucker took the Vikings to a NFC championship. Right? Old man Keenum. You keep counting him out. He's been doing this for years. He is an old style quarterback that's been able to Find success again because of the current poor state of play, QB play in the NFL right now. They're not developing quarterbacks. So you get old man Keenum coming over here and he's an old Western style gunslinger. And that's what the fuck he was doing. He was gunslinging, he was coming all over the Eagles backs. Yeah. Yeah. Come on all over my backs. Old man Keenum, put respect on his name. I did. I told you, don't worry, that man is a service serviceable quarterback, and now look where you're at. Two and one, baby. How old is K Skating? 38. With QB3. Not everybody can win with a backup quarterback. Put respect on his name. Put respect on his name. Chicago! Yeah. We're doing alright, man. I'm excited. Week three, or week four should be a test as well. former offensive coordinator. There for the Lions. Glenn. Now, the moment we've been waiting for fuck yeah, it's fine. My bad. No, you did well then, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Hour and a half. Okay, cool. It'll be two hours by the time we do predictions. so Still got predictions, but our And we want to give our boy flowers because there's been a long time coming. Look at him. He's looking at him. He's getting ready. He's ready. My man, the Las Vegas Raiders took care of business against the Narland Saints. And the Raiders are now three and up. Riley, take it away. You like that! You fuckin' like that? Yeah! Yeah! I do. Another fucking 38-year-old quarterback slinging it! Fucking giving it to him! Fuck them saints, dog! They were talking shit all fucking week. Fuck those bitches! Fuck them! Fuck all. Bitches. Bitch. Bitches. Incompetent fucking assholes. Fuck you guys. And then you complain about the fucking refs. Fuck you! The Raiders have been dealing with the fucking NFL themselves the entire fucking decade. More than a fucking decade. Alright. So fuck Fuck And then and then you're talking shit about the fucking Raiders. the fucking Dolphins aren't fucking good. the Chargers aren't actually that good. shocker. Saints aren't gonna be that good too? Fuck you guys. Saints are fucking good. And we just fucking shoved it right in their fucking assholes. Yeah. Shh Like sh Yeah, he sh shot it in your assholes. Shut up. What else? Well tell me what else, brother. Let us know. Say with your chest. You want the banana? No, let me get You guys wanna go clam digging? Cause we we went shuckin' on that bitch. Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Shuckin' on that bitch. Shuckin' Yeah Shuckin' Shuckin and fuck him Shuckin' and fuck him We have fucking five turnovers. Yeah. Five turnovers. They they got. you forced sorry. Raiders force five turnovers. Four four four forced fumbles. Wow, say that ten times fast. Four forced fumbles. Four forced fumbles. Four forced fumbles. I can't know what you're doing. One interception by our rookie has gosh, I can't even pronounce his name. Hezekiah Mass Massis. Hezekiah. Hezekiah Massus. I'm I'm I'm all full of emotions right now. Max Crosby, force fumble. Jeremy Chin, forced fumble. Nakoby Dean, twelve tackles, one force fumble again. Three weeks in a fucking row, force fumbles. Quay Walker Quay Walker, eight tackles. Jeremy Chin, eight tackles. Guess what? Ta Ron Johnson, Acquisition we made from Buffalo. Eight tackles. Buffalo. Buffalo. Ba Buffalo. Bah. Ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba sheet. Ba Buffalo. Malcolm Coots Megas. Malcolm Coots, one sack, one force fumble. Coots. Coots. Coots. Coming into your own. I knew you would. I ain't no ball. Brock Bowers, first game back, ten receptions. Thank you, thank you. 116 yards, one T D. Michael Mayor, one T D, thirty two yard thirty-two yards, three receptions. Cody White, another T D, second second game in a row. That's a lot of titties. That's a lot of TDs. You said he has three TDs. Titties. Titties. In two games. That's insane. Yeah. Acquisition we that came from the Seacucks. That's Seahawks. Sea Cucks. That's like a million a season. And then the man himself. The man himself. Kirko Chains. Kirko Chains. Thirty eight years old. Another three TDs. Three weeks in a row. Leads the league in fucking T Ds. So many titties. Pass sorry, passing T Ds. Nine T D's overall in the last three weeks. Zero interceptions this time. He had two against the Dolphins. One against the Chargers. He's coming back. He's got zero interceptions. And then we got the fucking Saints. Tyler Shock. twenty nine twenty-nine completions. Not too bad. Two hundred fifty-five yards. Four four TDs. That's four TDs. Yeah, four TDs. One interception. What one interception, two sack two sacks. We fucked up. You fucked him up, bro. We fucked him up. And he had four TDs. Yeah, four T Ds we fucked up. Chris Olave, nine receptions and a hundred and seventy yards. Okay. J Juan Johnson had a I think he had a T D is he had two T Ds and fifty three yards. Yeah. So and then Noah Fant two T Ds. Yeah. Two T Well and those those both are T Ds came from like a s it was like a it was a chip off the defensive end. and then almost like a flat route to them and then they scored off of it t tw like four times. Which is insane. I watched every single moment of that game and fuck the NOLA dude. Fuck Fuck the NOLA. They they ain't shit. Ain't shit. Ain't shit. Ain't shit. You can't say that when Hurricane Katrina happened to him. Who dat Never heard Woda. Never heard of her. Yeah. Katrina and I barely know her. Raiders I hope you know me and Ernesto were yelling that the whole time without you here. Yeah, bro, we were that we was gassing up so hard. I would have loved to watch that game with you dude. Every time they fucking scored a study, every time they did something. Nah I d I dent it with Emily. She actually watched football. She was dabbing me up every time we scored, which respect. she decided to watch football when you guys are three and no? Yeah. You better watch that one. I I I keep an eye on her, bud. No. Okay. Thanks, guys. Thanks for the support. Does that wrap up our games? That's week three in a nutshell. In a nutshell. In a big ass nutshell. Shit, we're gonna have to speed run through these fucking predictions. Hey man, we're just gonna pick pick teams and not say a goddamn thing. Pick teams. Three words. Well, I picked the Browns. in like a short little blip. Alright. This week, week four, Thursday game that just wrapped up by the way, live reaction. unless we already talked about it. I we already thought about it. We already talked about it. We alluded to it. Yeah. Cleveland comes out the dub twenty seven twenty four against Pittsburgh. Yeah. Any thoughts? Deshaun Watson. Deshaun Watson looks relaxed. Deshaun Watson winning football game. I fucked that up. My bad. Damn, so damn, hold on, hold man, this is gonna be fucked up. Dude, don't say it. It was gonna be the c the cuck versus the predator. The predator would Deshaun Watson. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. It's bad for football. I don't I don't approve this message. Well, Deshaun Watson with twenty four completions, two sixty eight We're not getting into it right now. I don't approve this message but our president would. Gold Commanders. Gold Commanders, six thirty in the morning. Gold Commanders, six thirty in the morning. That means you can go into Bender and watch them. Okay. that's the London game. Yep. I am taking iny meeny miny mo, mariota, stubbis toe. So you're picking Mariota? Yup. He just beat the dark side, but I believe John Taylor had the bounce back game he had In London. In London. They have Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor. Marcus Mariota. Marvin. Indiana Jones. Hey, that was good. That was good. Give me Marcus Mariota. Give me Jonathan Taylor. Jonathan Taylor. I I'll I'll see you Marcus Mariota and I'll tell you I'll raise your Jonathan Taylor. Indiana Jones. Yep. Okay. Okay. Bye guys. Next on the docket we have the Cowboys versus Texans. Now this is a true Blackback Mountain. We never wait, we never got to pick our teams for the Colts or Commanders. I said give me market. Taylor. And then you said I guess I never I that wasn't my pick. I was just going along. And give me your motherfucking I picked the commander, so many Colts. Yeah. You ruined my joke. Cowboys, Texans. The true broke back mountain. The tr Yeah. Gimme Cowboys. Texans get their first win. Shout out the knight at the Rox kid. No, give me the Cowboys. Damn. Okay, both of you alright, fuck you guys. I know both. Next game. Judge Bears. Gimme Gino Smith. Is Caleb coming back? No. No. Case Case Kingdom? We don't know yet. Johnson didn't say, but he does know. It should be Case Keenum. I think it's gonna be Case Keenum. give me the Bears, for sure. Yeah, Chicago. Yeah. Chicago. For me as well. Give me Old K Old Man Kingdom. Old Man Kingdom. Patriots Bills. Give me Bills. Give me the Bills. Dude. They're gonna mod you. Give me give me Bills, give me Drake May three more interceptions. And a couple fumble. Yeah dude. it it it's it's it's looking horrible. This one should look good. Jaguars Bengals. Ooh. That's gonna be tough. I'm still gonna take Bengals, but I think it's gonna be a hard game. Prince China versus Joe Cool, huh? Yeah. J brrrr. Briga. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Me too. Ooh, bangles all the way. Alright, that takes us to Cardinals Giants. Battle of the Backups, bro. yeah. Damn that's damn, James Winston. Give me J O for the vibes. Well jump give me J Mo. Well well he by now he is, yes. Yeah. damn, Brissett over Winston. I I'm going I the cardinals are mean the cardinals because they let go of my man. Yeah, yeah. They didn't dirty dude. He doesn't know dirty topic. JJ? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Speaking of, JJ went to the Giants, if you guys didn't hear. That doesn't matter, Riley. Some people know that some people know that when rookies get drafted. Joe Burrow a rookie? Joe Burrow was a rookie, but Joe Burrow as a rookie did way more than J.J. McCarthy ever accomplished in his fucking whole lifetime as a rookie. Actually Purdy took us to the NFC Championship until he blew out his elbow. And he came in as QB three. You wish you're you wish QB the Case Keenum could take you to the NFC Championship. He might because he's already done it before. He wouldn't. But you just actually proved his point. Titans versus Ravens Gimme the Ravens. Hey, don't give me a second. Let's rewind for a second. You just proved his point, piece of shit. A women quarterback is solid. Because what what is your what is your do? No, he's wanting to give JJ McCarthy another chance. J. J. McCarthy does not deserve another chance. Never said I'm gonna give him another chance. Stop being right, you fucking bully. I literally just said he Went from the Vikings to the Giants. Let's Why is that newsworthy? He's not gonna do shit. It's Jameis Winston all day. Okay. But what it what happens to Jameis Winston? What if he doesn't solidify what the Giants are trying to do? Then they give Kev Scatterbull the ball out of the Wildcat for the fucking next re fourteen wins. Titans, Ravens. A hundred percent. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Rams, Eagles. A little bit better of game. I go Rams. They both they both need to win. Mm-hmm. But I'll g give me Matt Stafford over Jalen Hurts. Really? I don't like Siriani. I don't like Siriani. Yeah. H his play calling is shit. I I I I I don't I don't blame Jalen as much as you blame him. It it's it's a play calling altogether. I think when you come up with stupid ass quotes you can be You really don't like self-righteous dude. Why do you like me so much? That's a great That's right, you love me, bitch. Great question. Maybe all the love I have for self righteous motherfuckers is only for you. And I cannot give it to anybody else. fuck Jalen Hurts. He's a bum. Matt Stafford. Alright. So everyone's Rams all around. Packers Bucks. You think they're gonna play the rookie? Do they have anybody else around? No, they have to play him. I I don't I don't think I don't think they have anybody else. They don't have anyone else. Do you know much about him? Other than he's rookie? Other than he's a rookie, no. I don't know a lot about him. I I think I think he's mobile. He might be a dual threat. He is a dual threat. I think he could spread it around. I was gonna predict the Buccaneers as a surpriser because I think he could use his legs to an advantage. I think I don't think the Packers can I think the Packers had Malik Willis for a long time I think I think there's a good chance that they don't have enough on him where he can actually take use that to his advantage. Aside from the fact that he is a dual threat, but the fact that there's not much tape on him to begin with. He could potentially take advantage of the I mean you what I'm he came from he came from Kentucky. the Jayhawks. And they did pretty well last season, with him. But Kentucky Wildcats. You're thinking Kansas Jayhawks. Kansas Jayhawks, thank you. good job. Yeah. I see. I see. Yeah. Exactly. you know what? Yeah. Kansas. What I'm seeing what I'm seeing out of the Packers is troubling. They seem disheartened. They seem gutted. They don't have an idea. They don't seem motivated to play. So yeah, give me the bucks. Give me the bucks. Dolphins, Vikings. Vikings. I got I'm wrong with the Dolphins because I fucking hate our our division right now. Yeah, I understand. I get it. Damn, dude. they don't have J Jet Vikings don't have J Jetas and I think the Dolphins defense can take it take that into consideration and actually take advantage of it. So I think the Dolphins will win this. It'll be a good test for Malik Willis considering how much Minnesota blitzed. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah. Either he's gonna run all run all around. Or he's gonna get pulled the fuck up. Yeah. And now for one of the big games of the fucking week. And so far the year. Kansas City Chief versus the Las Vegas Raiders. Who do you got? And that's the host. I'll do the Chris Brown slide shit right now. Raiders. Give it to me. For the bottom. Raiders for no. Kirkho Banks takes down Patrick Mahomes and he comes all over his back. Yeah, the comeback of the year. Max Crosby is unbearable on Paddy Mahomes. He's g he's going to be buried. Taylor Swift is gonna fucking Is it in Las Vegas? Taylor Swift is gonna fucking cry in Sin City, and there's gonna be tabloids of her gambling her fucking estate away. I can't believe I married this fucking bum. Yeah. Yeah. Quote. Yeah, she might fucking marry Crosby in a Las Vegas wedding. I don't think Crosby won't. Quay Walker and N'Kobe Dean are gonna fuck up Tel City. Crosby to want What's up? Carbonian? I I was just saying Quay Walker and Nakobi Dean are gonna fuck him up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. And Crosby. And Crosby. But And Kirk O'Baines. Kirk O'Baines. 38 year old Kirk Colbains. Raid Malcolm Coon Raiders. Raiders. Raiders. I mean, do you have to ask me? Alright, one twenty five Broncos versus Niners. Bang bang Niner gang all day. I have to go for the Niners. We're gonna be in Santa we're gonna be in Santa Clara, not mile high. That's a difference maker. That is a huge difference maker. And you guys have an you guys have some injuries, but I think you guys can still overcount that. Thanks, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Chula. I mind to go with the Niners. Okay. Yeah. So much offensive of the offensive firepower in my opinion. Mm-hmm. And Brock's also be pretty common collected. Yeah. And I think the Niners defense are the defensive coordinator will definitely play chess against the Broncos. First first year coordinator. Offensive coordinator. So I just want Brock Purdy to have an MPP case. I don't want Brock Purdy to necessarily win V P although I think that'd be pretty awesome. But I think for Mr Irrelevant to have an V P case to be f top three in V Potes, I think that alone would make me cry. The fact that this is the last pick of the draft, named Mr. Irrelevant, made himself QB one after being QB three. Mm-hmm. Made an opportunity, capitalized on the opportunity. I think that's a better movie than the fucking Fred W not Fred Warner. Fucking Kurt Warner movie. I never like that dude. Kurt Warner? He came from like CFL, bro, like Turf No, he came from yeah good for him, but he came from I don't I don't Arena Found. I don't like him as his own like him. Yeah, he came from Arena. I don't dislike him as his own. Hm. It makes sense. I've had too many dreams for that. You don't dislike him but you don't like him? Yeah. I'm indifferent towards him. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But you gotta respect the fact that he came from arena football and he won like three a Super Bowl. I re I respect anybody who went I think he went to three, lost two one one. Yeah. He lost he he lost two against or no, he lost one against the Pittsburgh Steelers and then another towards the Patriots. And that was like I respect any old school football player. I just want to clarify, I respect any athlete who's Okay. Alright. Charger Seahawks. Give me the Seahawks. I'm not a stupid idiot. The dark side is gonna dark side the bolts. I'm a stupid idiot and I hate the Seahawks, so I'm a bit determined. This is a tough one for me, guys. This is a very tough one. I don't think you hate the Seahawks the mu the way that we do though. No, I d I mean not think the Seahawks will win. I hate the Chargers way more. Even though they're dooky but So Seahawks. Yeah. Okay. Seahawks. All right. Lions, Panthers. Panthers. Lions, Panthers, Sunday night primetime. In Detroit? No. In Carolina. Yeah. Yeah, I I pick Panthers too. I'll take Panthers. Now for Monday night Close close game. Close game. Lions guys. So Lions won't make it easy. Now Monday night primetime Falcons versus Saints divisional game. Penix versus Shuck. I think Shuckle Edge. Penix? And it's gonna make a great end of game interview. Because I think Shuck has been edging a lot of games lately and he's bound to get a release at some point. Yeah. And he's gonna prematurely release Oliver Phoenix. I wasn't wowed with Nor's defense. Yeah. So therefore I think it's not infathomable that unfathomable, thank you. That Bijan and Drake both pop out again. It's not unfathomable. And not to mention we might actually see a cycle piting. It's very fathomable. Mm-hmm. So Falcons just had a primetime game, though. They did. Yeah. That's crazy. Last Thursday. Yeah. I'm gonna go with the Balkans. And they had a longer break too. And they've they're coming off a great victory. Pizza I think I know. I think the Falcons are coming off of a great victory and they've had a longer time to recover as well. The Falcons. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm taking the Falcons. Making the pizza in Nola. Y'all taking the Falcons? I'm taking Hug. Yeah. I thought that was some wood. I know what's what you got me stupid idiot? Make maybe Michael Pennix is having Michael Vick in and throwing I like shucking peanuts and running. What can say? Yeah. Yeah. I like shak shucking peenics in London. Shuckin' Penix. I mean they're not in London. Wait, what up, so Saints I like shucking Olave Penix. Shuh Shuk what? Saints? Falcons. Who would you pick? Falcons. I love it about God. Little Bijan. You're not gonna squirt beat out the Yarrami Yarra me. Alright. And that concludes predictions and the episode. Week three and week four predictions. Guys, it's been fun. This is we're off to a really good start. We're a month into the NFL season. Hefty episode. Hefty episode. And they keep getting heftier. It's nice gir it's nice and girthy. Yeah. Very big girthy, I hope that's audio. Very ballas weak, is very what? Vallus. Fallas sweep. Isn't that Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah yeah. I hope the audience can take it. I think we've warmed them up over the first couple episodes. And I cannot wait for what we have in store for our audience moving forward. And for our grand finish, a climax, if you will. If you would. We're just swinging it around, dude. We're just looking for a release when it comes to We're looking for a happy ending. A happy ending is what we want for all of our teams. You just touched it. Release. We want a happy ending for all of our teams. And I just am so appreciative of everybody. That's enough. I did not see that coming. I didn't see that coming! Beautiful people. For those of you guys still with us, we appreciate y'all and love you so much. Keep following us on all platforms. And and also, we again I mentioned this last episode, we have some emails on the docket that we still have to tend to. We'll get those as soon as we can. Keep sending us your questions and your inquiries, thoughts and comments. Los Pickups podcast at gmail.com. 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