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DONKEY: Woman Admits To Eating Her Grandmothers Remains I Ate My Nan · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 3: But you're so good at you're trying to charlamage.
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  Speaker 1: She only wants Charlomagne, Damn Salomon.
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  Speaker 3: Who do you give it?
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  Speaker 4: Dusk?
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  Speaker 3: Here today Tom.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Sexy rad Donkey today for Friday.
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  Speaker 3: In March thirty first, the last day of Mental Health
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  Speaker 3: Aware and this month goes to a young woman named Cheyenne.
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  Speaker 1: Cheyenne was a caller on an.
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  Speaker 3: Episode of Fiefee Fev and Nick are the fee Fee
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  Speaker 3: Thieve and Nick pp Thieve and Nick.
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  Speaker 1: What is peefee Thieben Nick?
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  Speaker 3: It is an Australian morning show on one on one
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  Speaker 3: point nine The Fox in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
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  Speaker 1: They have two men and a young lady set up just.
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  Speaker 3: Like the breakfast club, okay, and they had a very
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  Speaker 3: interesting caller this week and it was Cheyenne. Now I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if this is real or not, but I
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  Speaker 3: have some experience with taking calls on radio, so I
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  Speaker 3: believe it is Cheyenne called in to admit to doing
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  Speaker 3: something that I believe we should discuss. Let's go to
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  Speaker 3: Feefee feeven Nick in the morning for the call Plice
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  Speaker 3: stop stopping and stop.
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  Speaker 1: Stop.
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  Speaker 3: She starts it off by saying, I eat my nanna.
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  Speaker 3: You know what a nanna is, right, Grandma, Grandma? Let's continue.
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  Speaker 3: I ate my nan?
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  Speaker 1: How did you eat your nan?
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  Speaker 2: So my nan passed away in August last year and
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  Speaker 2: got cremated, and obviously my family and myself were grieving.
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  Speaker 2: So went over to Mum's one night and thought to
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  Speaker 2: cheer up a bit, let's just taste. This is the
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  Speaker 2: part I've told nobody. My brother got out of jail
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  Speaker 2: not too long ago, and I thought to be funny
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  Speaker 2: to prank him, and I put some of nun's ashes
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  Speaker 2: in the pasta.
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  Speaker 1: Sauce spaghetti o a nun.
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  Speaker 3: Have you have you got any left?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a whole box of her left.
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  Speaker 3: Have you stopped eating it?
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  Speaker 2: I'll say yes, for your sake.
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  Speaker 1: Feefee ah. You can hear it say in our voice.
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  Speaker 3: She still got the ashes on her tongue. And my
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  Speaker 3: question is why, why, why why You're supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: getting the recipes from grandma, not adding grandma to the recipes. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: how are you sitting around the house thinking this, thinking
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  Speaker 3: to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I could add to this pasta to
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  Speaker 3: really make it hit, not garlic, not oregano grandma's ashes.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine, no, can you imagine grandma telling your
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  Speaker 3: grandma you make a good pasta. Literally, like, instead of fetigini, Alfredo,
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  Speaker 3: you got feticini our grandma.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of lasagna, you got Lamma.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine imagine sprinkling big Mama's ashes on the
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  Speaker 3: mac and cheese in New Orleans? Instead of a pole boy,
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  Speaker 3: you can get a shrimp pole pole Like, we have
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  Speaker 3: to recognize that cannibals exist out here. In fact, I
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  Speaker 3: saw a story, a story in Baltimore where t you
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  Speaker 3: cannibals were eating the clown and one cannibal turned to
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  Speaker 3: the other and asked, does this taste a bit funny
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  Speaker 3: to you?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see that story? Tell you about that?
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  Speaker 3: No? Okay, it's a really crazy world. We end like
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  Speaker 3: a magic coming over to Cheyenne's house to eat, and
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  Speaker 3: you say, I don't like your grandmother, and Cheyenne replies
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  Speaker 3: to you, will try to potato us.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. God,
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  Speaker 3: you know, sometimes I believe I have things figured out.
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  Speaker 3: Other times I realize I'm simply not hungry enough. See
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  Speaker 3: when I start seeing y'all adding grandma to dishes, just
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  Speaker 3: let me know I'm not really a fat ass like
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  Speaker 3: I think I am.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was a trans big back, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not so.
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  Speaker 3: On topics like this, I defer to the president of
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  Speaker 3: back Brigade, Big Mac.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, turn that wobble up for my guy. Get in here,
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  Speaker 1: Get in here, Mac. How are you this morning?
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  Speaker 3: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Turn his mic on, how are you sir? Now? Did
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  Speaker 1: this make you hungry? This story?
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  Speaker 4: First off, this when as soon as I heard it,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, guess what racing? I knew it was
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  Speaker 4: white people off. White people's pranks are a little different
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  Speaker 4: than black people. And this furthermore, let me know that
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  Speaker 4: I'm never eating at white people's houses because God forbid
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  Speaker 4: you over their house, and they asked you if you
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  Speaker 4: want to try some Grandy Smith apples. It's a whole
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  Speaker 4: different grandy. It's your real granny facts that a white
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  Speaker 4: people's house. They're like, yo, you want to aunt Shirley Temple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't straight, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Granny Smith apple probably a piece of grandma's ass.
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  Speaker 1: Cheek too, you know, little apples and it's rapped in
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  Speaker 1: plastic like the like the couches.
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  Speaker 3: That's interesting because think about somebody like Judge Judish. She
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  Speaker 3: got that thing right, she got the thing right, so
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  Speaker 3: imagine that's.
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  Speaker 1: The piece of the little apple. But Judge Judy is
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  Speaker 1: a celebrity.
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  Speaker 4: So if they start doing it the celebrities, you could
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  Speaker 4: go somewhere and get a Steph curry chicken from white
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  Speaker 4: people's houses, like a little Steph in there like that.
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  Speaker 1: It comes in threes.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. So basically you all four cannibalism with
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  Speaker 3: what you're saying, not all the way.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I eat women, but I won't, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, I won't eat men, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild. Imagine it's the end of the world.
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  Speaker 3: The apocalypses come and there's nothing left to eat but
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  Speaker 3: each other, and the only way to survive is to
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  Speaker 3: eat people. I'm not eating no men, No, I ain't
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  Speaker 3: put in the air. Far better put me to their
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  Speaker 3: fry and say, pauls after every bite.
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  Speaker 1: You already looked like you was in there too long.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, d.
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  Speaker 1: Well, give the biggest heat hall please. Jesus Christ always
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  Speaker 1: goes to all right, you can't all right, well, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for that, dunkey and day.
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