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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 2nd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a dude to the repic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Shows.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Hey, what's good everybody? What
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  Speaker 2: it is Thursday, April Friday. It's April the second, twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six. We are the Woody Show. Yeah, that's great,
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  Speaker 2: gory right. We got Menace Enograd Sea Bats is here.
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  Speaker 2: We got Sammy who's our executive producer. We got Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: our associate producer, Van is a video producer, and then
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  Speaker 2: we got Borton mentioning the Woody Show production department. Dumbass
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  Speaker 2: Tyler is here. Thank you for being here and giving
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  Speaker 2: and of course good old fashioned email, which is email
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  Speaker 2: at the woodieshow dot com. Yeah, throwback Thursday, I did
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  Speaker 2: have something that I wanted to read and this is
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  Speaker 2: I think this is really gonna hit the gen xers, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because it was a post all about like the nineties
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  Speaker 2: and what and it was like all the showing like
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  Speaker 2: all these different clips from different things, TV shows, events,
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  Speaker 2: news events. It was like, if you as a gen xer,
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  Speaker 2: if your life kind of flashed before your eyes, this
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  Speaker 2: is the kind of stuff you'd see. And it was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh man, it really made you miss the nineties. And
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people say that the nineties were like
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  Speaker 2: the last great generation. And there was this one comment
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  Speaker 2: on the Instagram post. In fact, I'll repost the Instagram
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  Speaker 2: thing that I'm reading off of here, but so you
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  Speaker 2: can see all those video clips and stuff. It says
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  Speaker 2: they'll say every generation thinks this, But that's just that
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  Speaker 2: it's just a nostalgia talking. But the truth is the
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  Speaker 2: nineties for the last decade that didn't scream at us.
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  Speaker 2: No notifications clawing at our attention, no algorithm deciding who
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  Speaker 2: we were supposed to be, No endless scroll convincing us
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  Speaker 2: that we were behind, lacking, failing. Life had pauses built
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  Speaker 2: into it. We waited, we wondered, We got bored, and
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  Speaker 2: boredom made us creative, not anxious. We rode bikes until
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  Speaker 2: the street lights came on. We knocked on doors instead
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  Speaker 2: of sending texts. We memorized phone numbers and burned CDs
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  Speaker 2: reround We rewound tapes easy for me to say, and
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  Speaker 2: learned patience because patience was unavoidable, and somehow that made
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  Speaker 2: everything feel earned. Music mattered not because it went viral,
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  Speaker 2: but because it felt like it belonged to us. Songs
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  Speaker 2: didn't chase trends. They told the truth, even when the
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  Speaker 2: truth was messy, loud, or sad. We didn't skip heartbreak,
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  Speaker 2: We sat in it. Movies let moments breathe. Shows were
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  Speaker 2: once a week. If you miss them, you missed them,
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  Speaker 2: And instead of panicking, we talked about it at school
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  Speaker 2: the next day like it was folklore. Shared experiences. They
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  Speaker 2: were real, not fragmented into comment sections and reaction clips.
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  Speaker 2: The nineties trusted us, trusted us to figure things out
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  Speaker 2: without GPS, trusted us to fail without broadcasting it, trusted
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  Speaker 2: us to grow up without turning our childhood into content.
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  Speaker 2: We made mistakes privately, We healed quietly. We became ourselves
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  Speaker 2: without a million strangers weighing in. And here's the part
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  Speaker 2: we forgot. The nineties were far from perfect, but they
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  Speaker 2: were honest. Life wasn't feel people didn't pretend everything was
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  Speaker 2: okay all the time. We just had to show up,
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  Speaker 2: and showing up was enough. That decade gave us something rare.
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  Speaker 2: Room room to be awkward, room to be bored, room
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  Speaker 2: to dream without immediately monetizing the dream. We didn't know
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  Speaker 2: we were standing at the edge of something ending, the
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  Speaker 2: last inhale before the world went digital, fast, loud, and relentless.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't know how good we had it because the
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  Speaker 2: best moments never announced themselves. They happened quietly, completely, and
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  Speaker 2: then one day you look back and realize that was it.
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  Speaker 2: So if you miss the nineties, you're not stuck. You're
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  Speaker 2: not romanticizing. I'm like, wow, Like there was so much
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  Speaker 2: about that. I'm like, well, at least, and I think
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  Speaker 2: about like, you know, my kids, you know, being teenagers,
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  Speaker 2: and that's when you screw up, and that's when you
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  Speaker 2: do things or whatever, and like it would happen and
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  Speaker 2: you would screw up. As it's not like it went viral.
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  Speaker 2: If he did something stupid, it didn't live forever. No
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  Speaker 2: on the internet. Potential to ruin your life exactly right,
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  Speaker 2: like you know now, you know, like you were able
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  Speaker 2: to screw things up, learn from it, and then never
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  Speaker 2: have to speak of it or see it or anything
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 5: Again, here's the throwback for you kind of like early
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  Speaker 5: two thousands where a kid did something stupid and he
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  Speaker 5: said it like pretty much ruined his life. It took
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  Speaker 5: him like twenty plus years to get over it. Do
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  Speaker 5: you remember the Star Wars kid? Oh yeah, he was
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  Speaker 5: just like yeah, he was just like no, it was
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  Speaker 5: actually at school in like just studio and it was
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  Speaker 5: just yeah, and he was pretending that he was like
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  Speaker 5: doing like you know, all these moves and Star Wars
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  Speaker 5: and the video got uploaded and he was like mortified.
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  Speaker 5: He had changed schools all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So, but how would that affect you for twenty years?
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  Speaker 2: That was because when you're a kid, I said, it
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  Speaker 2: took him twenty years ago. Yeah, okay, person to get
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  Speaker 2: over it.
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  Speaker 6: Was like it is eventually, you know, just from doing
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  Speaker 6: Star Wars moves.
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  Speaker 7: That was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty.
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  Speaker 2: It was pretty dwarky.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, and so many TV Yeah, the kids
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  Speaker 7: just being a kid and now he's got trauma for
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  Speaker 7: twenty years.
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  Speaker 8: Ye ye.
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  Speaker 2: Anything after gen X it doesn't really speak to because
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  Speaker 2: that I mean, that's that's when all the digital age
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  Speaker 2: of the Internet, the social media stuff all started, and
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  Speaker 2: it really was the last and a lot of generation
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  Speaker 2: of just how things used to be.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I agree with what you read. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: that stuff is just factual. If you missed a show,
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  Speaker 1: you missed a show. If you didn't tape it, you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tape it. He didn't have it anymore, and there
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  Speaker 1: was no like, oh spoiler watching it.
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  Speaker 2: Like people just talked about it the next day, and
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  Speaker 2: that was part of like the cool thing is part
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  Speaker 2: of the reason that you wanted to make sure that
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  Speaker 2: you watched it, because I wanted to be part of
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  Speaker 2: that conversation the next day.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing that I I don't want to say
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  Speaker 1: disagree with but don't like and you know, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: very nitpicky person. No, it says we suffered heartbreak in
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  Speaker 1: private and we didn't have you know, we weren't humiliated
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  Speaker 1: in front of millions. That's your own doing. If you're
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  Speaker 1: at the hospital and posting about it, then that's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: You can still live that way where you have private moment,
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  Speaker 1: have to post every damn tape in the world.
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe that's is that talking about if somebody
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  Speaker 2: else is videotaping you, like you're just somewhere like maybe
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  Speaker 2: you're super drunk and doing something sure that you shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be doing, or you know, you're you're you're having a
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  Speaker 2: bad day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but a lot of people know just love yeah
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  Speaker 1: posting everything neat. Yeah, it's your fault.
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  Speaker 2: I'll make sure that that's a that's on our Instagram story.
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  Speaker 2: You could because all the videos and all the stuff
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  Speaker 2: that they're showing from all the different things, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of MTV stuff in there, obviously because that's the generation,
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  Speaker 2: but a lot of different things you're like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I totally forgot about oh and you really do just
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  Speaker 2: get it just washes over you. That whole like kind
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  Speaker 2: of really cool nostalgia for.
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  Speaker 6: Like nineties was cool, But Greg, you agree, maybe wouldy eighties.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, But I really lived the nineties more as like
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  Speaker 2: a like a like a teenager and young adult, right like,
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  Speaker 2: whereas the eighties I was just like a kid kid.
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  Speaker 5: But it was just like like that analog digital everything
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  Speaker 5: was exciting. Access walk Man comedies were huge.
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  Speaker 2: April eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up
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  Speaker 2: on this throwback Thursday on the text over to two
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  Speaker 2: to nine eight seven. We'll take a quick break more
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show's next Hey, Woody.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 2: Attention Woody Show podcast listeners. We now bring you this
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  Speaker 2: special bulletin. It's John, I'm Woody. We are The Woody Show,
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  Speaker 2: and we would like to announce that next Friday, that
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  Speaker 2: would be April tenth, The Woody Show, myself, Greg Menace, Gina, Sammy,
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of us, we're all gonna be at the
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  Speaker 2: Albertons in Fullerton from two to four pm. That's on Friday,
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  Speaker 2: April tenth. It's the final Woody Show ticket blast for
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  Speaker 2: the after hours takeover. It'll be your chance to come
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  Speaker 2: by say hi and win tickets to the takeover, which
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  Speaker 2: of course coming up on April twentieth. So again, that
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  Speaker 2: is next Friday, April tenth, two to four pm, The
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  Speaker 2: Woody Show. We're all gonna be at Albertson's in Fullerton.
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  Speaker 2: Get the address, all the details click on the events
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  Speaker 2: return you to your regular scheduled mediocre garbage already in progress.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. So people thirty years old or older,
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  Speaker 2: we're asked, what's a sound from your childhood that younger
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  Speaker 2: generations will never hear? And I have a couple of
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  Speaker 2: these songs. We'll see how many you get, right, Morgan,
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  Speaker 2: I'm really curious about you have people in this room
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  Speaker 2: I think will get well, yeah, I think even Samuel.
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  Speaker 7: Will get Wait, these are sounds or song.
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  Speaker 2: These are gonna be sounds, Okay, So I'll give you
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  Speaker 2: some other ones, like the sound of a cassette rewinding
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  Speaker 2: faster and faster and faster into that final thump you
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  Speaker 2: know our when you go to a place and the
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  Speaker 2: host says smoking or non smoking? Hold on, if you'd
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  Speaker 2: like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
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  Speaker 2: If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.
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  Speaker 6: Morgan, you would know that cassette sound.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew cassettes. I played with cassettes as a kid,
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  Speaker 7: relics way.
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  Speaker 2: I used to play with. You know, my grandmother had
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of eight tracks, right, exactly.
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  Speaker 6: What does this do?
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  Speaker 2: Or you know vinyl?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't know what I was doing. I was
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  Speaker 7: playing with them, though.
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  Speaker 2: That staticky sound from those stupid gray computer speakers, like
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  Speaker 2: when a call was coming in. Oh yeah, remember that? Ye,
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  Speaker 2: the sound of a quarter dropping into like an arcade game.
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  Speaker 2: I love that sound, or into like a payphone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The squeak of the crank window on the car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the metal seat belt buckles, you remember that, Morgan?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I had a well, not my truck. My
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  Speaker 7: dad had a truck where you had to manually roll
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  Speaker 7: up and down the windows.
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  Speaker 2: There's still cars out there like that, guys. All right,
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  Speaker 2: so let's let's see, uh Morgan. Yeah, Well we'll start
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  Speaker 2: with you. I'm gonna play all five. I have five
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  Speaker 2: clips here. We'll play five clips and then, uh, we'll
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  Speaker 2: see how many everybody gets, right, okay, all right, so
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  Speaker 2: here's here's clip number one. What is this sound? It's
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  Speaker 2: the easiest one. Oh all right, so we're starting off
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  Speaker 2: really easy.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 2: That's a throwback sound number one. Number two? What is
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  Speaker 2: this sound?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: I know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do that again? M hmm, sorry I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know that one?
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  Speaker 9: Great?
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  Speaker 1: What about this one? Okay? That's the pain in my existence?
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  Speaker 6: Mm?
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  Speaker 2: Number four? What easy?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: Really easy?
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  Speaker 9: M hm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh I got it? Yes, all right?
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  Speaker 1: And then the here.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you one more, number five? What does that sound?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 2: So those are the anybody need a refresher on any
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  Speaker 2: of them?
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  Speaker 10: I need four again?
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  Speaker 2: Number four again? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Can you do two again? Sure? Thank you?
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  Speaker 7: Can you do three again?
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  Speaker 2: Oh sure?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, just to make everyone listen to it? Can you
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  Speaker 7: do one again?
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  Speaker 11: One?
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  Speaker 12: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna ask you for your guesses. First, what
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  Speaker 2: is this first? What does that sound?
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  Speaker 9: That?
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  Speaker 7: First? One's dial up Internet?
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  Speaker 2: That is dial up. It's a dial up modem connecting nice.
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  Speaker 7: And then when you did that, the phones didn't work
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  Speaker 7: in the house.
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  Speaker 6: Correct, You picked up the phone, kicked yourself off the
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  Speaker 6: internet exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So you're like, damn it, because it was usually everything
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  Speaker 2: was very slow, you know, and then you'd be online
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  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden things would be kind of
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  Speaker 2: frozen up, and you're like, damn it. Calls coming in
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  Speaker 2: or like if you call waiting a call come in
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  Speaker 2: and I would ruin it, or somebody in the house
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  Speaker 2: would pick the phone up. Yeah, damn it. You had
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  Speaker 2: to reconnect, sucked.
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  Speaker 1: This is when you took the physical phone and put
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  Speaker 1: it on the fing No, I do remember that. That's
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Phe on top of it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, accorded phone landline.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, this was just like the phone line plugged
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  Speaker 2: into the back of the motive modem plugged into the
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  Speaker 2: back of the computer.
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  Speaker 10: Did you in the seventies, Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: I was babysitting for these kids and the dad had it,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, what the hell is that? And he
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  Speaker 1: showed me, you take the phone put it on top.
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  Speaker 2: All right, the number two. What sound is this, Morgan?
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  Speaker 7: This is a stretch? Is that like clocking in in
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  Speaker 7: the old timy days when you'd have.
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  Speaker 2: A time clock. That's a that's a good guess.
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  Speaker 1: I think I finally got it.
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  Speaker 4: What is it? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: The credit card? Yes, machine?
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  Speaker 2: When you used to pay with a credit card, you
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  Speaker 2: give them the credit card. They had this like metal
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  Speaker 2: thing and you put the card on there with the
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  Speaker 2: numbers that had the raised numbers on it, and then
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  Speaker 2: they put like a carbon copy paper over top and
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  Speaker 2: they run that over it because it would imprint the
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  Speaker 2: number onto the quote credit card receipt, which I remember
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  Speaker 2: working at a store where we had to fill those
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  Speaker 2: out and get a code because you, yeah, you run
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  Speaker 2: the stupid card and printing out a code or give
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  Speaker 2: you a code. You had to write on that thing
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  Speaker 2: and then and then have somebody what painting as.
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  Speaker 5: I always hated those things. I'm like, why am I
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  Speaker 5: giving people a copy of my credit card?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I was to think of home alone too. After that,
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  Speaker 2: he's like, whoa what worked? Throwback sound? Number three?
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  Speaker 8: What is this?
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  Speaker 1: Morgan?
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  Speaker 2: What does that sound?
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  Speaker 7: I'm struggling with this one and number five they sound
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  Speaker 7: very similar to me.
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  Speaker 2: They similar.
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  Speaker 7: Is this like a receipt printing at Macy's or something printing?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is a dot matrix printer. Never heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: The printers the paper that you would feed into the
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  Speaker 2: into the printer had holes on the side.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, but how much did you have ripping those?
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  Speaker 2: I hated it because as a perfectionist, and Greg will agree,
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  Speaker 2: like you needed to be clean and so like sometimes
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  Speaker 2: there'll be just a little tiny piece that would hang
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  Speaker 2: on or it would like start tearing into the actual
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  Speaker 2: edge of the paper, especially it was something you had
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  Speaker 2: to turn in, like something for work or something for school.
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  Speaker 2: But if you got really.
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  Speaker 10: Bored, wouldn't you take all those off and make like
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  Speaker 10: a long chain out of them?
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  Speaker 1: Once in a blue Man but but God forbid, it
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  Speaker 1: got crooked once and the whole thing. You that's how
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  Speaker 1: we got our news at this radio station I worked
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  Speaker 1: for on the Apia, and it would just print out
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  Speaker 1: at random that random times.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you that this is a good guess
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  Speaker 2: on the text for what's that throwback sound? Number four?
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  Speaker 2: He said, is that Greg putting sea bass in the
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  Speaker 2: trunk of his classic?
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  Speaker 1: Very good guess, great guess?
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  Speaker 2: All right, what is number four? Morgan?
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  Speaker 7: That's got to be AOL or AIM messenger?
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  Speaker 6: Right, yes, my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: So like when you'd have like an instant messenger, and
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  Speaker 2: let's say Greg signed on with his modem that he
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  Speaker 2: had the landline phone with the receiver inside down on
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  Speaker 2: him and he would log in. As soon as Greg
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  Speaker 2: would log in, it would be like Greg sixty nine.
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  Speaker 2: So it would make that sound to let you know
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  Speaker 2: that Greg has just arrived, because that's that's a door
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  Speaker 2: squeak opening, like we're okay.
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  Speaker 10: I know everyone got the AOL's CDs in the mail,
• 17:00
  Speaker 10: But was AOL too rich for our blood because I don't.
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Think we had that?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: No, Yeah, all right, so that's everybody wanting. And then
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: when somebody would leave and sign off or somebody else
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: picked up the phone in the house, like and you
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: you log off, or you would the person would be
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: leaving the AOL instant Messenger. It was that door slam,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: So joining is and then the door slam.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: I have no idea. It's the instant messenger.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, if you had AOL, you had
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: everybody on AOL had the messenger, right, and then AOL
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Instant Messenger was like its own standalone thing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah. And then it became part of the T mobile Sidekick,
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: which was my favorite phone. I loved AIM. And it
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: was way quicker than text messaging too.
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you could have little away messages.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: And then here last one, number five, which you said
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: was very similar to number three.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: This one's a little bit yeah sounds.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I remember that. I remember the sound because I'm like, oh, oh,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I hope this thing is okay. That is the sounding,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: guesses Morgan.
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: No, I wrote down scanner, But that's scanner, all right, menace.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I just put like a printer, okay, ye, not a printer.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: That's a floppy disc spinning. Remember how you put the
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: disk in there and all of a sudden the disc
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: drive would start making that like Oh my god, is
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: this thing like gonna die?
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: But spin?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Even the hard drives back in the they would physically move.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Now you have what you see on the thing, Greg.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sure when you're looking at computers it will say
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: solid state drive. And because there's no moving part, nothing moves.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: It used to spin. And so that's why if you
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: like dropped the computer or you drop the you can
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: really screw it up and you lose everything on that
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: hard drive. But like the floppy discs, there were two kind.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: There were the floppy floppies and then there were those
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: little square plastic ones. Yeah, I mean spin what I
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: used the hardware ones.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but when I got to college, we had zip
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: drives and Jazz drives, and I remember the Jazz zip.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Drive had a hundred megabytes on it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Oh and then when you're really balling, you had a
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Jazz drive and had one gig.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You're like, what good point on the text somebody is
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: that they were in an auto parts store the other
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: day and they were still using the dot Matrix preter.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I think hearts departments are the only ones using that
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: stelf amazing. Yeah, So just some throwback sounds for you,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: like that the wood he.
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: Show you ever got a flat tire on your house?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Is that for readmig news? Today's Redneck News has all
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: the elements to qualify for a great story feature. For
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: this it's from Florida. Check meth pipe check yet, random
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: joy ride and stolen vehicle check, absurd justification check, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: it's got what I feel is an unintentionally hilarious twist.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: The story starts with this fifty seven year old fellow
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: later identified as Jonathan Patrick Winslow. He showed up to
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: a famous Key West trolley tour it's called the world
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: famous Conch Tour train, all right, And he told one
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: of the employees that he used to work there, and
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: he asked if he could take one of the trains.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: He then hopped on and then took off with it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Now there's your random joy riding ran like that. The
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: employee is really confused's never had that happened before. Cops called.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: When they copped to Jonathan, he was on the other
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: side of town and they saw he wasn't alone with
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: the train. He had stopped and picked up some tourists
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: along the way. If he made the stops, he was
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: arrested and when they searched him. That's when they found
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: the meth pipe that I had mentioned. As for the
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: absurd justification. During questioning down the police station, Jonathan tried
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: to say that it was just to think he was
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: borrowing the trolley and he did because it was his birthday. Cool,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So go shorty, it's your birthday and then steal a trolley.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: There's a picture of Jonathan being a rest of right
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: there at the trolley station. He made the stop. Oh yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: he made all the stops. That's the best, just doing
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: the job.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: So that's that is from Florida. That is fifty seven
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: year old Jonathan Patrick Winslow who hijacked a sight seeing trolley.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: It even stopped to pick up passengers while he took
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: it for a meth fuel joy ride on his birthday.
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Cool.
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: I love that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: And that is today's raid, Nick. We're gonna get a
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: quick break. We got some more on the show coming
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: up for your next hang on the show. Fuck, like,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: just these people standing? Who are you fard knockers? This
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: is the Woody Show?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Hey be them? I still got a Woody.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Seabet.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I wanted to bring this up for Greg.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Get Greg's opinion on this Sea Bass has an idea
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: for his bathroom. Oh yes, greg ahh TV curs, Yeah,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm an HTV person, I'm not a big
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of this.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: I know what he wants to do.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: But because my other question, Rent though right.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: Right, and my new place sadly is the first one
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: I've had in a long time that does not have
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: a poopable shower. Well it's not. It's not a walking shower.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: It's a it's a.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Tub with abower with a shower curtain. Those one who
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: might be new to the show, Sea Best claims that
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: he poops in the shower when it's a center drain
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: shower center drain like a you know, like a stall shower.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Remove the great Yeah you're not gonna waffle stomp it
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: through there, but you could.
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: It's so much he claims it. Why would he ever
• 22:31
  Speaker 10: say it?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Not mean it because it sounds goofy? But is that
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: something that you really do? It's like saw the chair
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: you're talking about, like a filthy sand chez or there
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: are people really doing that? Or is it just sounds silly?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Sound sound silly.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: It sounds cleaner and again it will be the way
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: in the future. So my new place doesn't have that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: So I said, okay, I'm now I'm spoiled. I love
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: walking showers so much and I don't want to deal
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: with the stupid ass shower curtain. So I look at
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: my new place. It's full tile floors. I thought, well,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: and I turned on the shower ahead and it doesn't
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: really splash that far. It's like, what if I just
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: ate this into a wet room, I'll get Have you
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: seen those greg I have?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not a fan. That's when you have basically a
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: tub and a shower in the same I don't want.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: There's usually behind glass, there's a tub in the shower,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: in your shower. And the reason I don't like it
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: is because how often do you take a bath versus
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: how often do you shower? You shower seven days a week.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You took a bath once every seven years, and you
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: take it the bath thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: It's just I want an open I want an open
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: concept essentially, and I've got myself.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I already give the curtain, remove the curt and just shower.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Now if stuff gets on the floor, I understand that
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: there will be some of that, of course, Yeah, I'll
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: just get a big washable like area rug that's that
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: looks nice of course that matches the decor. Throw that
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: out in front of the shower, so that'll catch whatever,
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: wash that whatever once a week and I'll have an
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: open concept.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: where you're living, you know this new place. Is it
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: like a newer apartment, like a like where it's concrete
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: floors between each floor. Yes, And if you're in a
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: typical apartment you know situation, I would think, like those
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: tile floors probably not done so hot because the landlords
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: don't really you know, go for this is luxury part.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Know I'm saying is that any water that gets then
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: on the floor could then leak through down to the
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: apartment or whatever underneath.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: And for what I'm saying, I don't see big puddles
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: or pools of water. Again, I will have an absorbable rug.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: And my only thought speaking the mold was well, the
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: you know outside of the tub itself a little like
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: with the wall is you know, plastered and dryballed and whatever.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: I was thinking, if I really cared that much, like
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: the area right around the shower that's that's painted over,
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: It's like Scotch guarded, but you still have I think
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: that the layout was still look weird because you still
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: have a tub tub shower combo.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I mean. So it's a tough. So
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: then I don't have like that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: I don't have that.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: I don't like I don't like the shower curtain pressing
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: up and touching me.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: You know, you walk in though, walk.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: But I'll still have like the shoulder room and it'll
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: feel free, you.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Know, you can get Have you seen one of those
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: those boat those those curves. Those are cool. No, I've
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: seen those like in hotels and stuff, but.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: I thought they were places for a gentleman of carriage.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're made forcause some tubs are just
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: like the older ones, especially they're more narrow, right, Yes,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: and that's the thing. It's like, so when that when
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: the when the curtains up there no matter.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: Scraping up against it just feels claustrophobic.
• 25:18
  Speaker 10: It's like it bows out.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those are cool.
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: I'll think about that, but I'm going I'm going open
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: concept first. But I wanted to hear if maybe you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Have a shower where you forget something like I don't
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: know you have to reach for something, so you open
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the curtain, grab whatever you need, and it's just in
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: that one split second there's water everywhere. I think you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: would regret this taking the down.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna play with it again. I
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: do have a big, big old rug I'm gonna put
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: out there just to help catch any ofthing.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It sounds I don't know, too moist, to damp, too damp,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and it starts to smell nothing, nothing can just like
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: military stuff, damp, complicated.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Make it better, make curves, it gets better.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Inventors, I vote no.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I say, I don't like that. Look when I see
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it on those shows stresses me out. Yeah, I don't
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: like it. It sounds weird too, do you not? Because
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: not even they don't have the space. They did it intentionally.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know they I think, after you shower,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: are you drying off the bathtub right time?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: They have plenty of room, They have plenty of room
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: to have both, have both and not have them be
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: like the tub in with the shower. I don't but
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: that don't yeah eight seven seven four Wooding text us
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seven.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Right back look at all right?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Uh I'm gonna play I got I don't know where
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Sea Bass is.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Who knows he?
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: Whoever knows?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bathroom. He's been whether it was intentional or not,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: he's been kind of a pain in the ass for me.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I say, just since, just since we've been back.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: From the break.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I ended up in this meeting the other day. Hey,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: come come see us before you leave. And I didn't
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: get out of here for like an extra two hours.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: Why two hour meeting about Sea Bass?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, now that sounds fun.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: And he wasn't there if he decided, if he decided
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: to come in and defend himselves, show yourself. Yeah, all right,
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: so okay, and then we what's interesting is then we
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: got an after hours voicemail about this too, And I
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: had no idea this was going on. So I go
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: into a meeting about some guy. I had no idea
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: what was going on involving Sea Bass. First day back again,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: it's like this big long thing and here, let's let me,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: let me, let me play this. Let me play this
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: after hours voicemail for you, and then you can tell me,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: tell me what you think here.
• 27:53
  Speaker 11: I don't want to say I have a bothe to pick,
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: but I have a to picks because I just found
• 27:58
  Speaker 11: out right now the most recent Cardnarks posting that I
• 28:03
  Speaker 11: guess apparently there's a new feature called Instagram subscriptions. And
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: then he also posted a Patreon link for cart marks
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: because correct me if I'm wrong, guys. But the whole
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: point of this was it's a public service and we're
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: not making any money off it, right.
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: It goes against your whole campaign. There seabeth to be
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: subs taking subscriptions, and you know, I love cardonarks, and frankly,
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: I don't want to pay for it, right, and it
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: goes against the whole campaign. I understand that there may
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: be an argument we had that perhaps it removes the
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: most controversial parts of the videos away from the public
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: and it reserves them for those who want to pay
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: to see them. But we gotta admit, man, that's how
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: you gained all your populatory in the first place. And
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I love I love everything that stands
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: for hashtag take back the carts, but yeah, but I
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: don't want to pay for it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 11: All right, I guess that was it?
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Bye?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, okay, I don't know anything about this either.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Is he actually charging for yes?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. It was the first I had
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: heard of Instagram subscription.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: I know you can set that up, yes, but you
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: can also have like a zero I know that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I know that now, and I don't know the Instagram
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: subscription thing. I can't. That was not with this meeting.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: The meeting was about the company got wind that he's
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: got a Patreon set up for cart arcs, which he
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't own. It belongs to the company. It's intellectual property
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: of anything that we create while we work here as
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: an employee of this company, they own the intellectual property.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: So like, I can't just like decide to make up,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: you know, T shirts with Ryan Seacrest's name on it
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: or whatever anything else of the company like tech and
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: just sell it the money. You see what I'm saying, Right,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I can't sell my own airtime. I can't. It's it's
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: their stuff, exact right.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Even even if I wanted to do a Woodie Show
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: podcast that was an exclusive thing behind a paywalk cut,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I couldn't do that either, because I'm an employee of
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the company. It's not it's it. I can't do yours
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: decide you could, but you would have to meet with
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: them first about it, and I know other people who
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: have done that, And the way it works is that
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: they sell all the ads for it and then they
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: cut you into it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't cut them into it, like you're their employee. Yes,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: you've signed an agreement that anything you do in the
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: audio space or anything you do in this whatever there
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: has to be in an our case, in our case
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: doing this job, whatever content is created is then the
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: property of the intellectual property of the company. So he
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: he can't just set up a Patreon and charge money
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: for the company's Like, what's going on in him? I
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: don't know you know about this?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I can't know.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I did, I had no idea about this. And then
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: we get this after hours voicemail. Yeah, so there's that.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Now there are a couple of things I did know about.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: We got the.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Cartnark's YouTube page, and YouTube can be monetized and the
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: YouTube cartark YouTube page makes some pretty good money. We
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: have an agreement the company the show having with Sea Bass.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: He gets to keep all of that money, which is significant.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It's significant, so he gets to keep but they know
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: about that. See, everybody else's has also turned a blind
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: eye to where he he has cart Ark's merchandise, which
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: you know, like shirts and stick and big deal. Just
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: this they don't like, so it has to come down immediately.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: He's not allowed to just turn around and sell. And
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if this is part of his like
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: you know, he says retired, like, but you can't do
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: it this way, meanings like yes, I'm like but because
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: they's like, did you know about this? I didn't. I
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: had no idea as if I was complicit, maybe I'm
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: taking some of the money. Why am I in a
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: two hour meeting.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: Talking about the history of humanity wouldn't even take two hours.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: The show.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: We were talking about, you know, Greg being embarrassed by
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: toilet I mentioned how today is the anniversary the first
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: the first show that we ever did together twenty years ago,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: and all the stuff that we very quickly learned about
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Greg and how complicated he is and so many in
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: so many ways. The toilet paper thing, the deodorant thing,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: it reminds it reminded me. I don't know if you're
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: gonna want to tell the story. God, do you know
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: the story I'm talking about? Like about how you stopped
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: off at the grocery store because you had a guest. Oh,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I'll tell that, Okay. I didn't want to give way
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: to it because if you don't have that, I had something.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I got something else that will speak to Greg and
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: we can talk about something.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: But it ties in perfectly with what we're talking about
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: because it's so out of character for me.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: So so keep it, keep on. Greg's the guy that
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to buy toilet paper of the storre because
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: it's embarrassing. Because it's embarrassing, right, But this was fine.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: This is because like it's like the equivalent of a
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: drug addict rooting through the trash to find like a
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: needle because you need a needle for something.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: I think the only person in the room right now
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: that doesn't know the story is Morgan, okay, And I
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: just I just want to say it was also a
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: really wild time in your life. Absolutely, you want to
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: set that up. This is like after the divorce.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: So got divorced and went straight headfirst into a total
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: who how and left and right?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Because Greg, Greg went from being married to the woman
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: and then coming out and then went right into like
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: a gay horror.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Fans And why wouldn't I was living alone. I was
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: divorced out and I'm like, this is the time. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you know, so going to the megahore face and this
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: story is so fun. I was having like one night
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: stands and going on stupid dates and all this stuff.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Met this one, this one guy online who lived let's
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: round it off to three hundred and fifty miles away.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: So what are you going to do in that case? Oh,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you're gonna fly them in sure for the weekend. So
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: we'll call it a one weekend stand. Never even met
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: the guy in person, right, but flew him in.
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: To your house? Or did you get a hotel to
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: my house.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Like an idiot?
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Drive to the airport to pick him up. Hi, nice
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: to meet you, knowing damn well, what we're about to
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: do all weekend long, all weekend long at my house.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: So on the way back to my house, having barely known,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: this guy said, what do you like to eat in
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the morning for breakfast? You know, because you got entertain
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: to be a good mouse, he says, well, I like oatmeal.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: He said, oh crap, I don't have any oatmeal at home.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: So we got to stop on the way back to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: my house. So we stopped at the grocery store, and
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: we realize we need a couple of other things as well.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the essentials for the weekend, A couple condoms, lube,
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: an oatmeal. Yeah, he doesn't want to buy deodorant.
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: You'll get that combination of things.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I go in and luckily it was at night and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: it wasn't too busy and the store was still open.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: It's still under these circumstances, like I realized, you're like
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: in a everything when you're horny, everything's a good okay.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: But now Greg, you won't be a deodorant. But condoms
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: aren't embarrassing for you because a lot there are a
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: lot of people who aren't embarrassed by toilet paper or
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: deant type of dies. But they they would rather almost
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: get you know, risk getting caught shoplifting the condoms, then
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: take them to the counter.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: See, the more you say that I'm complicated, I'm starting
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: to agree with you because because condoms, to me, it's
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: almost like, yeah, check.
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: It out, I have a need for the Yeah, I
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: think the lube is the most same.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: Loob feels very embarrassing even as a woman in a combination.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Like solub maybe not because anything, like you know, they
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: don't du just don't produce any natural natural lubricn true.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I spit it on.
• 36:16
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm saying at the time there was like
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: no inkling of embarrassment or oh there was, but.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I powered through. Okay, I mean it was definitely embarrassing,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: especially like it's so blatantly obvious.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: And there's a self checkout.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You're here at the no you hear at the grocery
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: store at like whatever, ten thirty at night and you're
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: buying lube.
• 36:35
  Speaker 13: Did you go to say hi, I'm Greg Glory and
• 36:39
  Speaker 13: I noticed that the price of the lube markedly correctly different.
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: We got a price check on the condo in the
• 36:46
  Speaker 13: oat meal while you get on the PA.
• 36:50
  Speaker 10: And you know, the cashiers like, what does the oatmeal
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: have to do with this?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Right? How does this that was back into their love making.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: So this this poor guy that he trafficked in for
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: a weekend worth of second he got meal, did go
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: well bottom.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Once you got home? I thought? Weird? Yeah, yeah not.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you entertained him by just whatever, throwing
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the TV on, And at the time I smoked this
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: guy was a total gym rat, and luckily he smoked,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: so at least we could go in the backyard and
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I have a cigarette. Yeah, and then while, yeah, while
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: you're having a cigarette, you can talk about okay, what
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: are we going to do with these condoms.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: And smoke something else. All right, So just out of
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: pure curiosity. So you meet this guy online from from
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: the time you met him online, first started talking him
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: online till you said, oh, i'll fly you in. How
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: long was that time period? Like how much had you
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: actually had any kind of conversation.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Between like chatting online and then having him physically at
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: my house from the first chat to the invite? Oh,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: probably same day, same day.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: Let the thought he was really hot.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: So how does it go? Like you pick him up
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: at the airport, Hey, nice to meet you. You stop
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: off for the oatmeal in the loop and the condoms,
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and you get back to the house and it kind
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: of it's the elephant in the room because everybody knows
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: you're there for one reasons there. Yeah, yeah, So like
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: how does that? How does that start?
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Uh, like, how do you get that?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Right? Okay, now so you're here now, so I guess
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: we're going to have sex.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: I feel like it's the host.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: You have to make the first move kinda I think
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: for more trafficker.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean, the generous person? Yeah,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: htad trafficker in charge.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And I think from what I remember, we started just
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: by like watching TV, hanging out kind of Netflix and chill.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and then I think it advanced to the bedroom,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: I guess, But there was no chemistry. It was all awards.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: It's it's awkward to talk about.
• 39:02
  Speaker 14: Did you ever think to yourself, what kind of guy
• 39:03
  Speaker 14: would accept this invitation?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: But he's the guy who who's the guy who extends
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: the accepts it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: That's weirder to me. People throw out invites all the time.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: And he was like, yes, I will get on the plane.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: He saw my photo and clearly wanted to travel the
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: same when you flew somebody in for sex.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Did you climb on like spirit Southwest?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: I think it was Southwest. I mean it was nothing
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: nice and then the weird the thing that sucked the most.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: This was a Friday night, and I realized, oh my god,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: he's here until like Sunday evening. And by late Friday
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: night I was over it. And I don't remember what
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: we did during the day, like, oh, you want to
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: go sight saying.
• 39:47
  Speaker 10: Did you talk to him again?
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: Ever?
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I remember his first name. I don't remember his Oh
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: actually I might remember his last name. His first name
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: was Joel.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You can find him on Facebook. He's doing now.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think I don't remember his last Yeah, big?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Do you feel?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Each individual pump story about this forty two year old guy.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: He has filed a lawsuit against a restaurant in Italy
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: after they featured him in this promo video on social
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: media without his consent. Okay, you know, normally being a
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: video not that big a deal. But for this guy,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: he was cheating on his wife and he was at
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: a restaurant with his side piece and the guys. The
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: guy's wife happened to see the video and he was caught,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: so she kicked him out of the house, filed for
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: a divorce. But the the man wants his revenge, so
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: he's filed this lawsuit claiming that his rights to privacy
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: had been violated. Now, Seabet, I'm sure you can speak
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: more to maybe not Italy, but like, let's just say
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: he has way of different rules. Let's just say here,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: let's say menace is cheating on his wife and he's
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: out at some cafe and this happens to him, Like,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: what's the expectation of privacy? Even if you're out of
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: privately owned business, you're still out in public. You're not
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: like the inside because it's not a restroom. I understand
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: all restrooms, no matter if it's a public restroom or
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: private restroom like in someone's house, you have an expectation
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: of privacy. But if you're just like at a.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Restaurant, Yeah, his clay wouldn't be expectation of privacy because
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: it's a publicly accessible building. His clay might be right
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: of publicity, meaning I can't use your image to sell products.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Just let's they have one of those
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: signs of the door it said.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: You see those yeah, which is fine for like promo
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: videos or you see those concerts and stuff like that,
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: but as far as actually producing a commercial, which is
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: why I don't like it. When you're at a gym
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: and like the trainer then grabs their phone and starts
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: while you're in the middle of something, so you can't
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: object to they start taking their phone and like scanning
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: across the hole.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: It's that when that happened in the middle of it
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: might be it might be legal, but it's it's well,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: the lawsuit is ongoing. The guys he can damage this,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: he's considering following a complaint with the Italian Data Protection Authority. Yeah,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: like I said, they have way more means.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: But also, isn't that kind of like blaming the wrong person?
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: You know, like that's also kind of just on you
• 42:23
  Speaker 10: for being a jackass.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got busted. Men, just own it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: God works in mysterious ways.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: Now you're really putting your business out there, because now
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: it's in the news.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: How the hell did his wife find it?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I wasn't looking for.
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: It.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Could have been somebody that she knew, that knew them, said, Hey,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: isn't that isn't that menace?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hey I saw medicine this.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: Uh you know.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Or maybe she's just and she loves Italian food.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Uh, relationship's gone wrong. In Pennsylvania, a woman and then
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: her boyfriend they were out on New Year's Eve. They
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: decided to make a stop at Taco Bell Nice. When
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: they got out of the car, they started arguing. Not
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: sure what the argument was about, but that continued inside
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: the Taco Bell and then back out to the car
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: and the boyfriend. He actually did the right thing. He
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: eventually had enough and so he just got out of
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: the car and started walking. Good then backander it and
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: do anything like that. Just gets out of the car,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: starts walking. Girlfriend hops behind the wheel, drove down the
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: wrong side of the road, up the sidewalking, ran his
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: ass over buddy from behind. The boyfriend taking to the
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: hospital in critical condition. He is expected to be okay eventually.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Last check, the girlfriend was still on the run. She'll
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: eventually turn up and she'll go to jail. They're going
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: to charge her with attempted murder, right, Yeah, So I mean,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: are you sure you want a relationship? Benji dumb Ass
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Tyler and Sea Bass? I mean, are you sure you
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: want marriage?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: You know you're here, you want this is what you're
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: looking for?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well he's I mean, obviously these are trashy people.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Nothing. He has taco Bell.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: I have taco Bell. But I would never take a
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: woman to a fast food restaurant unless it was for
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: some specific like like oh we got to try this thing,
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: we saw it, but like as a as a matter
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: of course, that wouldn't be a date. That's that's that's
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: even like high school, I wouldn't do.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Maybe the Baja Blast, you know, Pie, I think if
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: you were in, like you were out doing something else, right,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: like you, it's late, you're hungry, right, you've been drinking
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: on Taco Bell. Yeah, like you guys already went to
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: whatever that you were doing. Look there, we stopped there.
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: There's a millions other reasons, like there could be an exception,
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: but to me, this sounds like this is par for.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: The course if that was the whole date, Like, yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna pick you up on Friday, We're going to
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Taco Bell.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Every time I.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: See like a pumple in the inside a place like
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: Taco Bell wherever. Yeah, I feel sad. I feel sad
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: for the woman. Oh this is this is what you
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: guys do. This is your man.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Is finding a good partner like finding a lamp. Here's
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: here's what this this woman was a Finding a good.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Partner is like finding a good lamp when your first
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: in your first apartment.
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: You don't really have that many.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: Standards for the lamp.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Besides provides light and doesn't cost too much, you'll probably
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: buy the first one you see. Fast forward, though, if
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: you spend ten years curating an aesthetic building your house. Now,
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: it really does matter what the lamp looks like. There's
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: a lot more in your life and in your home
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: that can clash with it. You might really have trouble
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: just taking one off the shelf.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: And that's what it's like to date.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: As you get older, you're trying to find someone more
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: successful than yourself, which just gets harder the higher and higher.
• 45:25
  Speaker 11: Up you go.
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: I kind of agree with this because I think the
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: more you date, so with each person, you should learn
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: oh I like this or I don't like this. Absolutely,
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: you slowly get closer to that person that you ideally
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: want to be.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: So I did find out Tyler's standards when I was
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: on vacation with him. Make sure I mentioned.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Someone as a reminder. Have you been on a date
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: since you and Cabo broke up?
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: No?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: I have not, haven't.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Why are you talking with somebody in the hallway before
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: we break about something?
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: A coworker? Yeah, I've had.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: No.
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: I might go on a day soon, but I have.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Just checking in. She seems she seems very bubbly. We
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: we root for your happiness, well have to, because of
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: a man. It doesn't just you know, typically when you
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: know all things are you know.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Actually now that you mentioned right, yeah, that's great.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: See the movie like that, they show like some big
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: romantic scene. The next the next scene is like the
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: elevator doors of the office opening up. They have a
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: big smile on their face walking on Sunshine by Katrina
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: and the Waves.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: That's Morgan.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to have a better attitude. Thank you for noticing.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: We know Morgan likes to rate things on a scale
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: of one to ten. She just can't help herself.
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: That's all I do.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so we've asked Morgan to give us when
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: it comes to first dates. Maybe taco well would be
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: or wouldn't be. I don't know, like what is what
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: is Morgan?
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: You know, women are the ones guys will whatever. They
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: don't care what you do, where you go.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: If you're awake.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: They're just happy to be going out, you know. Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Oh she said, yes, cool, whatever you do whatever, fine,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: especially in that early phase. You'll do even stuff that
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: you hate doing. It's fine, you know it. Women are
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: way more judgmental about what the first dates.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and no asking a girl like you can
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: turn her off by asking to go to the wrong place.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so first date, ideas and places. Morgan will rate
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: these on a scale one and ten. It could be
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: helpful for the fellas, especially for you, Mangi and dumbass Tyler.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Take some notes, Yeah, get them out.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: So we do find the next dumb ass Tina for
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: For dumb ass Tyler, he'll know the yeses and nos
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: of where to go.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: You're gonna help them.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: You got some responses on the test.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Would it's like helping him make a wish kid. Oh,
• 47:54
  Speaker 7: it's a good thing to do. It makes them feel
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: good and fuzzy inside.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Ouch, no offense. But dumb ass Tyler is ugly. There
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: is no girl out there that wants to be attached
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: to that. He's hella ugly.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: Everybody's yeah, man, he's a very handsome man.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: That's My wife's heard that a thousand times.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: In the same way that like Miss's dogs are cute
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: even though they're drooling and covered and can't breathe.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: There's something, there's something baby. Yeah, I don't think that's true, Tyler.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I think you're very handsome, agreed, striking right now, I
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: think I know what that is. Yeah, this is the
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Woodie Show, all right. So the question is is it
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: a good idea or a bad idea for a first
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: date like places or think, yeah, whatever is that you
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: want to do? And we brought in the person who
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: loves to be the judgmental, the most judgmental on the show,
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: and that would be Morgan. She loves to rate things
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: on the scale and one to ten. You know, she's
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: obsessed with it. She can't stop.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: We then have a couple of people already texting in
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: saying that their first date with their now wife was
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: to a gun range. Hell, yeah, I love that. What
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: would you give that?
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: That's a ten out of ten? Although I'll say I've
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: never been somewhere to ask me to go. I think
• 49:13
  Speaker 7: it's a great way to talk to someone and to
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: try a new thing. Yeah, you've never done it. And girls,
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: it's kind of hot to see a man shoot a gun.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: He's good at it.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: It's it'll dry you up faster than the hair if
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: they keep missing.
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: Okay, and there you go.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: You'll so gun range?
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: You give a what ten out of ten?
• 49:31
  Speaker 12: Ten?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: All right? A ten?
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: No experience?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: What about this one? This one I would put like
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: a kind of under star gazing because this person said,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: took my wife to the beach on our first date
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: with a cooler of fresh cut fruit and a bottle
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: of Tito's and club soda, watch the sunset and finger banger.
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: Now that's romantic.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: What do you think of that?
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: Is there?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Well? Sand?
• 50:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, well blanket down, it gets every that's the worst.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's the worst thing to do with sand, I know.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: But if it's a covered enough, it's better than sex.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Right, there's there's a third option. It's much better.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Okay, because you're a man. Uh So with the beach part,
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: I'm giving that a five out of ten. I don't know,
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: kind of played out. Yeah, it's played out and it's
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: just like nothing to do right your people watching?
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: Are we on a tropical beach?
• 50:29
  Speaker 7: Are we just unless we're in vacation beach?
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: But like, what about like the stargazing gazing?
• 50:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, I give that like a nine out of ten
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: because that can be kind of what really, Yeah, you
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: can have I don't like small talk, Like, let's have
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: deep conversations about the universe and like your dreams and stuff.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: You can do that when you're stargazing.
• 50:48
  Speaker 14: The environment to open up begger conversations, right, Okay, I'm
• 50:51
  Speaker 14: surprised this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: Is coming from you.
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I am too. Are you all looking at me crazy? Yeah,
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: it's crazy, just surprising that you like it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we would think that you would think this is I.
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: Mean, make sure there's alcohol there for sure.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Another question of the text is knowing what they know
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: about you. What about like a gym or a workout date?
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: Ten out of ten? Okay, well there, you'll get out
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: of the people the way that don't want to do that.
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: That's fine. You want to be with someone that enjoys
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: the same things as you. And it's the same as
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: the gun range, Like it's hot looking at a man
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: do something violent? Or with weights or.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Athletics, are you testing them when you're with them at
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: the gym to see?
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, if he can't bench this much, then he's out.
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: No, because who cares about the number stuff? I will say,
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: if you run weird, that's kind of a turn off.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: Ladies feel free to agree or disagree with Morgan on
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: some of these On the text over to two two
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. What about going on a double date
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: with another couple?
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, you know what I think. I like this.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: I've never done a double date before, but it's a
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: good way to have more than one other person there.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: So if the conversation goes bland.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: First date, first it is terrible.
• 52:02
  Speaker 6: Is it really weird because you can't get the person
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: because you're you're you're not you're not talking to them,
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: You're talking to everyone.
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but you also want to make sure they get
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: along with you, yes, and how they interact with other people.
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: I dated someone that didn't get along with my friends
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: and it just didn't work. Shopping shop like going to
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: the mall.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something that I think like menace might do they.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: Or back when you were like a kid, you know,
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: middle school, high school or something like that, like about
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: their buying you stuff.
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: See, I think I'm weird because I'm not the type
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: of girl that's like, yeah, go buy me stuff at
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: the mall. It feels awkward to me. Yeah, which most
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: girls will disagree with that completely.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: So you don't have to buy anything at the mall.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: You can just look at stuff.
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: I think going to the.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Mall and a data lame.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: I'm a I think it's kind of boring. I was
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: going to do four out of ten.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: So, uh, this is a normal by the numbers that
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: we're asking people about the most unacceptable activities on a
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: on a date and physical activities swimming at taking a
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: gym class, double dating, or shopping all the worst list. Really,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: all that stuff is like Nope. For me, I would
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: think going to a movie or anything word or a
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: concert because you don't talk for a first date.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I think first date movie is the number one worst.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, because you're just sitting in silence.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Terrible.
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: You leave and it's like, I don't know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: It was the point correct, There had to be something
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: either before after the movie, be it like you grab coffee,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: dinner or something like that before after that event.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: But then that's like adding two three more hours.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: That's a date to a movie or a concert is
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: fine if it's a date later on, but that first date.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: See, i'm a first The first date should always have
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: an end time, yes, And I'm usually not a fan
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: of end times, especially when it's you're invited to somebody's
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: party and they say, oh it's from five to eight.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: That's super tacky. There should never be an end time,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: but for a first date there should be because if
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: it goes terribly off and out, you have an out. Yeah,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: it's great, you have something Oh good, I can't wait
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: to see you again.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Somebody gave me a good advice when I got divorced
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: and I had to get back out there. And I'm
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: terrible at all this stuff. This whole world is not
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: for me, the dating thing, and so the one thing
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: that I felt was very helpful. If somebody said, never
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: schedule a first date for dinner, just say let's meet
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: for drinks. Let's meet for a drink, like a happy
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: hour kind of thing, because there's an alley like, oh, sorry,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: you know what, can't blah blah blah blah blah, got
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: to get out of here, got this other thing going on.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Let's schedule something done, you know, next week or something,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: or if it goes really well, like hey, you want
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: to grab something of me, are you hungry? I'm kind
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: of hungry. Yeah, that's that was perfect.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: That makes sense.
• 54:31
  Speaker 14: But also if you're supposed to go on, like if
• 54:33
  Speaker 14: you're a girl and you're supposed to go on a
• 54:34
  Speaker 14: dinner date and the guy's like, actually, let's just get drinks,
• 54:37
  Speaker 14: that means like you just dropped down it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I think happier with that, But it does
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: mean he's probably talking to.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Someone else on scale one to ten movie theater.
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: In a movie it's one or it could be zero
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: point five. Okay, dinner dinner, I give it a seven
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: out of ten because you're there, you're having conversation, drinks
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: and a free meal.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: First date drinks at a bar.
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, nine out of ten. Also, you need alcohol to
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: kind of like being.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Someone assume like coffee date kind of the same thing.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: We kind of group those together.
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: I would think kind of they're different. But also I
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: might like coffee date more just because it's shorter amount
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: of time to what are your point? Continue it longer
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: if you want, but it can be super quick. It's
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: not the awkwardness of paying at the end.
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: You ever bet on a coffee date?
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a business media. It's very professional, very
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: like sanitized incorporated.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: A dating thing called it's just coffee or it's just lunch.
• 55:36
  Speaker 10: There's like coffee and bagel.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: And dates like that.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: They're always yeah to informally and drinks super fast, empty
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: with the apps.
• 55:45
  Speaker 15: Though it's become so popular because you don't know this
• 55:48
  Speaker 15: person at all, so you really want the quick coffee dated.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Sure, the coffee is ten.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: No, I'd go nine out of ten.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, it is the same as drinks at the ball drinks.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: That's you always know where you stand with people. If
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: they never want to do dinner, it's just lunches. Yeah,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: you know, you're not really a priority. Yeah, they're not
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: going to take time, especially if it's any kind of like,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: you know, business thing. If it's just like if it's
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: never like we're going to meet for a business dinner,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: business dinner. Serious, they take you seriously, business lunch, no
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: big deal. They get out of the office, they get
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: away for a little bit.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: That's they were going to do it anyway.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Correct, correct, There, They are not committed to whatever it
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: is you're talking about working on. It's just basically just
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: to be nice. Good to know they'll do that. What
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: about uh, bowling, you love bowling.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: Bowling ten out of ten. It's an activity, it's competitive,
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: which you can be flirty and competitive in that way.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: There's drinks, there's food.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, there is food. It's and I agree
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: with you, it's a good date. But the food is
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: you know, pizzas. That's that's all fine. Oh, big one.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: On the on the text, what about like like a
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: plus wanted a wedding or some kind of like family event. Hell,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: why would you do that on a first date.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna lie. I kind of like it. It's
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: kind of a red flag, like if a guy were
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: to invite me to his family event the first time, desperate,
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: right kind of. But then at the same time, it's
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: like getting past the small talk.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: I'm like, let's yeah.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: For a first.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: It's super risky for the guy because it is a
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: family commitment. I have done wedding.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: I think I mentioned this. I did a wedding once,
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: but it was for my fraternity brother's wedding, so he
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: didn't care. I didn't care, and she found it quite lovely.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: So like, what are you giving that.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: I would like that it shows that like he's not
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: talking to any other girls or married, or I don't.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Want to go to a wedding ever. Yeah, let alone
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: the first date of the wedding. Something you know that
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: would be in a movie, so it would make it
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: exciting and you don't know anyone, right, I mean I
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: never dated people like this, but there are the people
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: that like to do uh like a church date first
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: date that's more like the you know, they meet through
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: religious channels and they go to church yeah, we'll go. Yeah,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: we'll go to church on Sunday together, and that's the
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: that's their first Day's terrible, the.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: Bules of their religion. But one eventful seven out of
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: ten for that, just because it's tough, because a sporting
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: event can last hours and hours. So if you're there
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: and you're stuck with someone, that really, yeah suck. But
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: there's always something to talk about, you.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Know how you talking about escape rooms just in general,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: exactly that much work, puzzles, too much work done.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: But get I don't want to do it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: It sounds like the stupidest crap I've ever heard, Greg, Like,
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: the guy asked me to go to an escape room,
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: I would be turned off.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: I would probably not get out. I suck at puzzles
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: and stuff, but I think it would be fun.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Greg, Sam, I don't love them, love them, but I
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: think they're fun. Anything that's role playing and yeah, I
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: don't want to know you're kind of like, yeah you are.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I need to escape from this.
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: I don't want to be like a murder history dinner.
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: I don't want any of that bad story, none of that.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a one yeah, one one on
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: So the normal by the numbers on this uh. Number
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: one on the worst list was meeting the other person's
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: family or having them meet your family, love it worse.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Also not good taking them as your plus one to
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: a wedding. We discussed that that's fine along with spending
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: time at your place or their place. So if it's
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: just like first dates, like hey, come on over and
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: let's watch, that also means they're just.
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: Trying to bang.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: It does mean that.
• 59:38
  Speaker 7: But ladies, here's how you take back control. You can
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: do that if you want. I'm not against it. If
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: you go do that and you don't bang him, you've
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: reclaimed the power. Right, They're gonna waste his time. He's
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: gonna be upset.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: But why would you go into it. You're gonna waste
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: his time.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Because he wants He only wants to bang. He's not interested.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Why would you say no to that date?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Like, no game?
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Right exactly?
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: Maybe you're bored?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what would you what would you give that
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: going to their place? Two out of ten, But for
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: some women they can pull it off. Other Yeah, I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: think the other ones were like the uh, you know,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: physical activity, swimming, gym classes, things like that. On the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: flip side, the best options for a date again normal
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: by the numbers, grabbing coffee, going for a walk.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: That stupid eighty years old.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I put that bird with with hike. Yeah, people like
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: to love to go hiking.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: Like you shouldn't do that if you're in a senior center.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I like something like a duck pond and you're walking around.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: That's okay, sorry, Greg Gay.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I mean if you wonder man, this guy is definitely
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: my pants.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 12: You want.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: Pond and look at ducks. It's not just love that.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's ducks.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 15: If you came prepared with the bread and surprisers bread
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 15: to feed the ducks, I would be still psyched.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: Sim there's a certain demographic now would be into.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Going after dinner. We talked about grabbing drinks at the bar,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: talked about that going to a museum or an art
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: gallery if it's a cool music Craig.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I think museum would be cool.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: Yes, if it's a good museum, because you're always again,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: you're always talking about something totally. You got new stimulation
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: all the time.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: You could see paintings, see artifacts.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: They met their boyfriend at a Woody show event.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: What do you think about that?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: If you go to an event where you're both into
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: the same thing, both the listeners of the show.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: You what he proposed to his wife at a Woody
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Show event broadcast? Well, there was, Yeah, that was strategic, right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: That was only because of her parents. That wasn't romantic
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: her parents would have it wasn't It wasn't about the event.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: It was because her parents. She's so close to her parents,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: and I knew it would be cool for her to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: be able to have them, like, uh, experience it or
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: they couldn't be there for it, but for them to
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: be able to like listen in on it. So I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: knew we were doing a broadcast from this thing where
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: she was going to be right like we were, you know,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: doing the long distance dating thing, and so that was
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: an opportunity for them to be able to hear it.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: So they were streaming the broadcast.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: They know that.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I told him, Yeah, I told him that happened because
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I asked the dad. You know, I did that whole
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: thing because I knew that would be important to her.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: So they were did they go? So they weren't at
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: the broadcast.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: They weren't have to know because it was like the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: stations like Christmas uh concert event that we were doing.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: And but I mean, you know, I just didget. I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: knew that was gonna be something that was uh you
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: know streaming all yeah, right, yeah, it would it would
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: be cool from before and all that. Exactly what he was.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: There was.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Super important.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: It was very very cool.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: All Right, we'll take a break. Thank you, Morgan, thanks
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: for having me. Yeah, anything else that was just number one,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: the number ones on the list that you had that
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: we didn't cover, ideas that we didn't I.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: Will I will say going to a nightclub is not
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: the worst idea.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: No, I'm looking for the bad ones. I'm trying. I'm
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: trying to get the ones out there that you know,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: maybe people should bad ones.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: Zero aquarium. I don't like that.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 16: Maybe if you're ten, if you're ten on a day
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 16: animals clinic, maybe not such a hot place.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: You just looking for just looking for an opportunity for
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: us to really make sure that we're both clean going
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: into this, right.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Not a bad idea?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Guys, do that?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: Give me your paperwork when.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: He shows next time, show.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: All right, welcome back.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: We had a Morgan giving us her ratings on a
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: scale of one to ten and best and worst ideas
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: for first dates, things, things that the things that you
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: can do there. Yeah, we're going to try to find
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: dumb ass Tyler and we're going to try to find menji,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: a first dake, a first date. Well, SeaBASS is not
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: going to get married. Yeah, I don't think mine.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: You don't want to be a coun I don't think
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: my forever woman who is in the listening audience.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Right now, Oh yeah, Like what does that mean?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: I think she's just you know, maybe she's in medical
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: school or complete not school, but completing her you know,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: in residency or something like that.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: You know, he has somebody's specific in mind.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: She has her, she has this like something else going
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: on in life, bigger and better things. Yeah, I've been
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: listening to this show.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: So are you, uh, this is somebody you' currently No? No, no, no,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I told you I'm not in a not in a relationship.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: Is there somebody you're targeting? I mean I feel like.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I know somebody is.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: Currently dating Scooter Braun, but you're just holding out.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: You clid to be an expert of dating and slamming
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: and things like this slamming short, but what what what
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: is some of it? What have you found to be
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: some of the best and worst ideas when it comes
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: to like at least the first date. I think Greg
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: and I are on the right page.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: You want something that is is active but not too active,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: that is intellectually stimulating but doesn't take up all your attentions.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: You can still converse, and so things like the museum
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: a fun music not a boring, crappy.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: What's a fun museum.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Like a city museum kind of thing.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: Stuff is I think more interesting than just walking around.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: The louver old boring paintings, were oil paintings or some
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: of those boring interactive museum.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 10: Natural history is always fun.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: That's stuff explored.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Times like the kind yeah, where you could do like
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: science experience, Okay, stuff like that thank you planetarium type stuff.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and Morgan, we're kind of trailing off on this,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: but I think Morgan's obviously she's being honest about her opinions,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: but I think they're still heavily tinged by how we
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: met Morgan, which she's got a bit of a club
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: rat in her still. Yeah, So when she says I
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: want to go to a nightclub, and Morgan, you didn't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: really explain why nightclubs are important for you because it
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: shows you what about the guy.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: Well, I haven't been in a while, I'll say that.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: But if you take a man, or he takes you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: to a nightclub for the first date, it's a good
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: judge of if he's in the streets right, if he
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: knows the people like the model service girls, or if
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: he gets in and doesn't have to pay expert a
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: good thing. That's a bad thing.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Oh it's bad.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: I mean, if you want to be a club rat forever,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: that's good. But he's going to have twenty other club
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: rats on his post.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: So you've paid attention to everything that she said. The
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: thing that she keeps on bringing up is finding out
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: if he's talking to other people. That seems to be
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: the most important thing to you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: It is because I think the world we live in now,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: it's so hard to have that trust that they're not
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: cheating on you or talking to someone.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: That what Menister is also saying there is it's very
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: revealing of the types of guys she's even talking to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: to begin with.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: That doesn't that doesn't even.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Enter mind, because she's not changing your environment to get
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: away from those type of guys.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: She's afraid when you when you when you really like again,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: I'll give complete kudos and props to Sammy here when
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: you don't even but that's not even anything.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: You're even on this on your radar. It's not a concern. Yeah,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: you're not exposed to it for the club.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Like it's like I want a guy who doesn't know
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: where the club is.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: I don't have to touch him on that because I
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: know it's nothing in his world whatsoever. And the thing
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 6: goes for me as a guy, I know that's that's
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: nothing in her world whatsoever, because that's just problems and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: drama and it's a whole world. I don't want to
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: be involved.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: But it's still fun though.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: Sometimes Again, here's something like certain professions team seem to
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: attract certain people or personalities, right, Like what's a profession
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: you'd never date? They were asking people that, and chef
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: is always at the top of the list, and ask
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: you that question because they're working at night on the weekends,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: they're always you know, that's right. You know I've heard
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: those stories a ton, Like everybody's just like slamming, commercial pilot, surgeon,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: police officer, firefighter, all those professions give the people in
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: them like this, like you know, uh complex, because you
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: know they're holding people's safety in the palm of their hands.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: They have that kind of like hero Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 14: And also everyone and everyone besides the surgeon. You don't
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 14: know where they're you can't find them.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like when, because what they did is they
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: asked a ton of people this stuff and then they
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: compared it to other They Hey, what profession would you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: not date and why? And then you start finding out
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: about these kind of like, uh, these personality things. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: don't professions, the hero complex. I think it's you know
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of people are like a god complex.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: No, I think a lot of people are attracted to
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: people that are in suits, right, like a police uniforms
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: and so they so, yeah, they get more options and a.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Commercial pilot with again props to what are here? Things
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: are just those are responsible boy scout boring people. I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: mean I would love to date a pilot.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 15: I would say those jobs specifically are odd hours away
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 15: a lot.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: And you hear about like uh, pilots and flight at
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: tenants and stuff on layout like that's like there's going
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: a lot of party. I did I did see something
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: uh just the other day, I know, I just texted
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: to my wife and I'm like, wow, uh yeah. Top
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: five sexiest male jobs. Number one is pilot. Number five
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: is TV or radio presenter.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 6: That, double dipping the hottest guy ever.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: Professions you should never date influencers, teachers, politician, lawyer, Well,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: teachers just because they're poor and stupid. Well says, for
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: some reason, it's drama filled. It's a drama filled and
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: toxic profession, and teachers are drama hungry. That's what they Again,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I'm passing the information on this is my take on it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: Why not a lawyer.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: They are trained to pick apart arguments and they do
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: the same in their relationships. I could see that.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Good money.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: I think it depends on the type of lawyer, like,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: you know, yeah, sure, trial lawyers. Sure, my dad tax attorney.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: He is so boring. Yeah, and not like a public defender.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 6: They don't make much right.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Also on the list of stand up comic, yeah, they're.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Always they're always on, they're always traveling, they're angry.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, is too many of the interviews stand up as
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: a replacement for therapy. There you go, and the pay
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: is only good if you're one of the top comics.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: And if you listen to a podcast the amount of
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: STDs they said they've had this in.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Here's a random one. The profession you shouldn't date palaeontologist
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: why says the work takes them away for months at
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: a time and museum pay is crap. Jones Show be
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: thinking about this because we have the topic coming up
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: this hour what did your dog eat that you ended
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: up at the vet? What did your dog eat that
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: you ended up at the vet? That's coming up this
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: hour here.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: On the show.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: You'll be able to call in with your story. I
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: was watching some videos online and it was just video
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: after video of dogs of the vet and the things
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: that they were retrieving, like they went right down the
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: throat and pulled like like a full pair of leggings
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: like Lulu Lemons.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: Like it's a yeah, now, how did you physically swallow
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: that your dog?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: An alligator?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: Is your dog ever thrown up after eating? And it's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: just a perfectly intact meal like ew right on the floor.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like they didn't even didn't what the ball
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: for him. I mean, if you're.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you have a massive dog, is it thrown up
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: and it's just like there's the little pieces of carrot,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: there's the meat, it's all perfectly.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: Sometimes they want to re eat it.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: It's the kibble that like hip usually does. The other
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: thing that drives us nuts is like she'll be eating
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: and then the Amazon delivery comes and they ring the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: doorbell and she has a mouthful of food and she's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: now barking and running towards the door and full kibble
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: bias of the like again, it's like she exploded.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Shoot up.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Uh, we have your stories on that coming up.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: What did your dog eat that you ended up in
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: the vet. We're gonna get to that. But we do
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: have Sea Bass here with some dugan news. Yes, so
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: this is a nice little lead into our.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: Top sweet stories of really little angels Earth, our dugans,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: our little babies.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: They're mirror babies.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: And we'll start in Florida via CBS Chicago. For some
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: reason of a of a little dog who went out
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: with its very older owner.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, just.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: The strong husband called the Sheriff's department in Okaloosa County
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: to find his eighty six year old wife, who was
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: miss after the dog for a walk.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 11: She never takes morning.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: Devin knew gets in her cars to search.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Here's the dogs.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 8: Hi, Hey, where's the lot stood?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: And the dogs leads her straight to the woman who
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: had fallen on the sun and couldn't get up. He
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: wouldn't leave him coming back to me.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: He ran up to my car and I said, bring
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: me to your mommy, and he ran back.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 10: Here he come up to your car.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 7: A sweet good boy.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: The woman is recovery thanks to her four legged hero.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 11: I'm not even he is over on his grandmother.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, good boy, you're so good.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 8: It's just.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: I kept waiting for the part where like the dog
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: went and got help, and then when they came back,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: the dog killed the woman.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: It's typically how these news stories from sea bask.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 6: I think I said, angels on Earth, our little babies.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: You stayed with the grandma kept coming back to the
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: Is it wrong that I'm slightly disappointed?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 8: God?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 10: You guys are will We've been trained to expect.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: It's nice a terrible stories are coming up?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: Are man's best friend grandma's best friend? Did you even
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 6: know they.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Might be your little Horsey's best friend? From ko A seven,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: the pit bull attacks a horse.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 7: Supporter.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 9: Amberley tells us how the horse is doing and what
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: the dog's owner is pledging.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I know, Okay, wait, pile pimple attacks like a regular
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: sized horse. Usually they love babies, but full size so
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: really hard. Who won.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: Full size?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Dumbas Tyler, You're like wagering on stuff. Who would you say? Who?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Who is the horse? Okay?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Or is it I'm going to say that this horse
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 6: kicked that pit bull in the face with a time.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Like okay, it got put down? Yeah, money, I don't know.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: I heard a story at one point. I think it
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: was Greg Lloyd who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: had like those bull masteps or whatever, and it killed
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: the neighbor's horse. Yeah, that's a bull mastive, which is
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: bigger than may have just lost. Not as violent blood though.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Bull masses, Yeah, they kill people and they can't be discouraged.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: Like once this time they're going to kill they they
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: you know, that's where the whole time like a pit
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: bull horse. Yeah right, let's go back to the store horse.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: Action seven News reporter Amberlee tells us how the horse
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: is doing and what the dog's owner is pledging. It's
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: been a rough couple of days for this thirteen year
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: old horse named Gators. It was viciously attacked by a
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 9: pit bull Sunday afternoon. Pit bull bit the horse between
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 9: the back legs and then on the neck, pulling the
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: horse to the ground. You can still see dry blood
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 9: and horse hair on Rudy and Patty Pino's property. So
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 9: Patty was riding Gaiter when the dog attacked, but she
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 9: was not hurt. Her husband says he tried to kick
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 9: the dog off his horse, pushing it away before he
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 9: pulled out his shotgun.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: What happened there?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: Lindsay County Animal Control has now filed charges against the
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 9: Piples owner, Jasmine Baka.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 12: I am extremely sorry for any damage that my dog
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 12: caused toot their animals. My husband and I are willing
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 12: to work with the owners of the horse to provide
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 12: compensations for the damages to stupid wouldn't.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Be crazy, Like the horse is named Gator, but the
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: pit poll that attacked its name by the princess or
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: something just acious attack.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a gentle attack.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Guys, there was a silver lining there.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: When's the last time you heard a sorry and like
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: apologetic pitpole?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm willing to pay money. Oh wow, this
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: really goes against all. That's why it's due, you said.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: Nanny dog.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: So wait, the horses alive?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I won, right, yeah, you won?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah I did it.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: Did bring it to the ground, didn't, didn't kick it? Well,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah it lived. Got Dougan news all right, So.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: That surprised one of the trillion pitpo owner. That's a
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: nice decent person. Eventually, let's see if one who brought
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: their their pitbull on the train in New York City
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: is the same way.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 9: Commuter circle around with the pit bull its teeth tightly
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 9: clenched around a woman.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: It was around three pm Friday on the four train
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: approaching Wall Street.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: Tay C.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: King says it all started when the dog owner sat
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 9: his pit bull on the seat next to the woman.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: She's like, the dog don't belong on the sea. He's like,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not moving on dog.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: She pushes it. What is the dog doing on the chair?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: He's just He's like, yo, do not push my dog.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: She does it one more time and he just goes swinging,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: of course, and he's jumping on her. But she moves
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: back and that's when he catches hold of her shoe
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: and he was not letting it go. Other writers keep
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: their distance as the owner wrestles the dog off, fights collar.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: Them, throws the woman's shoe back at.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Her because at the same time, you want to help her,
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  Speaker 3: but you don't want the dog to turn on you.
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  Speaker 2: Just he never told the dog to let her go.
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  Speaker 12: At all.
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  Speaker 9: The MTA says it allows dogs on subway cars, but
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  Speaker 9: they must be contained to a carrying case. A spokesperson
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  Speaker 9: told us the video is disturbing and a clear violation
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  Speaker 9: of our rules.
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  Speaker 2: Big dogs are not supposed to be on the train.
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  Speaker 6: It's yeah, you can't. You can't find a container that
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  Speaker 6: contained that.
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  Speaker 7: She pushed the dog, so yeah, that's her first.
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  Speaker 5: I'm team dog on this one because look, don't start
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  Speaker 5: no issh, won't be no it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So it was her fault. She
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  Speaker 6: pushed the dog. The dog responded the second the lady
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  Speaker 6: you heard second secondarily was obviously more street smart. I
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  Speaker 6: don't care what this pitbull is doing. You touch it,
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  Speaker 6: you could lose it your whole life. Yeah did you?
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  Speaker 10: More than She's like, nobody ever told this dog to stop.
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  Speaker 6: I got hear a shoeback at it. Thank you CBS
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  Speaker 6: New York for that.
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  Speaker 2: We have a time for one more story Dugan News.
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  Speaker 6: All right, so not the friends there, but Dugan's are
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  Speaker 6: friends of our of our friendly neighborhood postal carriers.
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  Speaker 2: We all know this, legendary relationships.
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  Speaker 6: Let's go to ABC San Diego for this one.
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  Speaker 7: Just a pit bull clamped onto his throat as he
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  Speaker 7: was delivering the mail.
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  Speaker 5: Horrific, terrifying second of my life.
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  Speaker 8: But now two weeks later the classic surgeon who showed
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  Speaker 8: me up said that if he had gone any deeper.
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  Speaker 11: It might have been fatal.
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  Speaker 2: One reason that did decever and artery was this training
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: session ten whos covered last December, where postal workers were
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  Speaker 2: told their first line of defense against a dog attack
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  Speaker 2: is their male pouch.
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  Speaker 16: This dog got part of this handle and that out
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  Speaker 16: save one life hit the handle.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet back to work. He's still healing from multiple injuries,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: including his knee and shoulder, but especially that neck.
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  Speaker 6: Will Chillo to a pottery game because I don't want
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: to put myself in a position where I get too excited. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: someone offer him free Padre tickets and he said I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want get two.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stir up that neck.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta get to sell them. That delivering junk mail.
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  Speaker 2: Right right out locking eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
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  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. What did your dog eat and you
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  Speaker 2: ended up at the vet? People are already texting in.
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  Speaker 2: You can give us a call again eight seven seven
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  Speaker 2: forty four. What do you share your story with us
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the neighbor's horse stuck in the hit us up
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  Speaker 2: with the text over to two two nine eight seven, No,
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  Speaker 2: Woody show text in seven.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So the most common things that pets swallow and vet
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: bills behind them. Chocolate tops the list for dogs because
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: even small amounts can be toxic for them. You know,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: the average of vet bill for treating dogs who try
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: to eat it is eleven hundred dollars.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, damn, shout out to pet insurance man.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what did what did your dog eat and
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: you ended up at the vet? Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Chocolate's number one.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: More than the quarter of the vet visits for dogs.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Swallowing something is from candy or chocolate.
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  Speaker 10: So how deadly is it? Because they say it's like
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 10: poison but they all they seem to survive.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Well, it's because well, I guess it depends on it
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: must the amounts vomiting, right, the amount and did you
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: get that out of out of their system? There is
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: a lot of people, because I'm going through on the text,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: and a lot of people talk about, you know, getting
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: the the dog's stomach pumped, or have you.
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  Speaker 10: Seen the videos horrible of them pulling something out of
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 10: their butts?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: Got we got some of that stuff in here too.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: I was watching again these videos on Instagram kept popping
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: up and there was one like montage of a bunch
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: of different ones, and the one video was crazier, the
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: next crazier the next, because like how the whole sweaters on?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: How did you do that? So twice twice we had
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: to bring the dog down to the vet and they
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: gave her something these drops in her eyes which made
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  Speaker 2: her throw up. I think I told you about that,
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  Speaker 2: you did? I thought that was so weird because I
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: wasn't there. My wife, My wife is the one that
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  Speaker 2: I had brought the dog down. Was that the panties.
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  Speaker 2: One was a pair of panties, and then I remember
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: one was the casing of a baseball, right, Yeah, she
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  Speaker 2: she shoot the leather cover off of a baseball, so
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: it was just left with the twine and the string.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: And uh, we're like, what happened to the cover, And
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  Speaker 2: we're like, oh, and then sure enough, you know, they
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  Speaker 2: brought it on the vet, gave her the drops of
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  Speaker 2: the eyes and there comes the cover of the baseball.
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  Speaker 1: That drop so bad, I do that one makes at
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: least a little sense because the leather was made.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: You know, dolls, dogs choose on, chew on, you know, balls,
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  Speaker 2: tennis ball things like you.
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  Speaker 14: Always hear them like trying to eat the crotch out
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 14: of like underwear and pants.
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  Speaker 6: What's going on there?
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: We were cleaning out this uh, this couch where the
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: kids sit and they play you know, PlayStation. They're in
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: there watching their YouTube videos. And we pulled the couch
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: out and my daughter had thrown a bunch of rappers
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: back there. And that's what you really find out the caulprits.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: You know, it's like they were always empty, Like guys,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: the trash goes in the trash right, not just behind
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: the catch. And eventually I guess those will be used condoms.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely So about six years ago living in
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: a house with a bunch of roommates. One of them
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: had a baby. My dog loved this baby. Well. One
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: day the dog was acting very sick. Took him to
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: the emergency pet hospital. Turns out the dog had swallowed
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: the baby's pacifier. Oh my god, abdominal surgery. Yeah, and
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: they had to remove some in testines.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Hospital for two weeks twenty two thousand dollars.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: This one time our dog got into a chicken carcass
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: like an old Costco chicken that we threw away in
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: the trash. Unbeknownst to us that it was rotted with maggots,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: and so the dog for three days was throwing up
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: maggots and crapping out maggots. It was the most horrible
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: thing ever house. My dog Willow swallowed a corn cob
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: hole and was yelping as it was going down its
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: throat and had to have surgery to have it removed.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Baby.
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  Speaker 2: This person's dog ate a barbie's head. This one six
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: dog ate my used menstrual disc had to take him
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: to a vet. This one says, my five pound dog
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: ate a pebble turned out to be a ten grand pebble. Surgery.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my godd, he's so small he couldn't pass the pebble,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: and of course immediately paid for it. No question, Menace
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: has met him along with our French schie. Oh okay,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: ye oh he got frenchie money, so ten grand pebnish.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My dog ate my niece's panties, mainly the crotch, and
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: there were little bits of pink fabric in her poop
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: for about a week. She also ate a tampon once.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: She's a poonhm thankfully unused one. This one my dog
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: once crapped out a turd shaped like a hot topic
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: bag and just the face of a little Hello kitty
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: figure nine nine grapes that littleor ate an entire ball,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: paid eight hundred dollars to pump his stomach and do
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: some blood work. Yeah, grapes or another one on Christmas
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: My eighteen blueberries they can eat. On Christmas Eve, my
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: eighteen pound dog ate an entire pound of chocolate truffles
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: that was in a wrapped box under the Christmas tree
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: that I didn't know was chocolate. Had to get their
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: stomach punch.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: My animal ate through cell phone chargers, shirts, shoelaces, got
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: a pair of shoelaces that were pink, and after she
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: took a poo, was running around with something pink sticking
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: out of her butt. I thought her intestines were coming
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: out and I was chasing it around the house. Long
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: story short, don't put anything that's already Oh yeah, don't
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  Speaker 2: put on anything that's already inside your pad. You can
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: harm them. Oh like, don't pull on it, Like, don't
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: pull I see, okay, I was saying, what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they were like shoe strings or something that.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: They don't Yeah, so you're not supposed to pull that.
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  Speaker 10: Well, it's like if you.
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  Speaker 14: Get a knife you're stabling, you're not supposed to pull
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  Speaker 14: it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my dog ate a rope toy impacted your stomach
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: and needed a surgery. My dog ate a b he's allergic.
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  Speaker 10: Have you seen those pictures in their faces just totally
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 10: puff up.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's happened.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: My dog ate a whole direct TV remote. It was
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: a costly built but the remote was surprisingly whole, except
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: for the rubber buttons.
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  Speaker 10: If he sits down, he changes the channel.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my dog ate the head out of our elf
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: on a shelf a week before Christmas. Oh no, how'd
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: you explain that to the kids.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 14: Somebody said their dog was slowly eating a bag of stucco,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 14: going back for more stucco.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: Just crapping out they left behind the garage. This is
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: more for people who the next step would be drinking
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: hand sanitized wood show. Let's put a bow on our topic.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: What did your dog eat that they ended up at
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: the vets? This one says, my brother in law had
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: to go to the emergency vet just yesterday because his
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: dog swallowed two condoms that were still in the wrapper.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: The top it off. They have two dogs and they
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know which one swallowed them, so they had to
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: take them both to get X rayed to figure out
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: which one was the mulprit. This one says, my chocolate
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: lab ate eight hundred dollars in cash, a random hole
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: into my sheet rock, ate a bed sheet, and a
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: brand new, unused pair of shoes that I hid under
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: my bed so he couldn't get to them. Well, I
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: guess that didn't work out too well. Some gore text morales.
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  Speaker 2: I guess my dog ate bottle caps from plastic water bottles.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Of the kids were leaving in the trash and in
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: the grass. Five thousand dollars for that boo. My Wiener
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: dog ate an entire tube of icy hot and it
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: would cry every time it pooped. Oh god, it's like
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: when we ate that one chip hot mud, crying hot mud.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: This text came over to two two ninety seven. I
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  Speaker 2: have a husky that has eaten everything from underwear and
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: socks to sea batteries that we've found in his poop.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh and he ate two parakeets as well. That just
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  Speaker 2: an appetizer. Yeah, uh see, Vanessa writes in My dog
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: ate an entire family sized bag of York peppermint patties
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: with the rappers still on.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they can wrap them.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: So we gave him a hydrogen peroxide to make him vomit.
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  Speaker 6: It all up and transported to a top of a mountain.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 6: Usually the bigger dogs that are that dumb that eat
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 6: that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean dogs, I mean yeah, all
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: dogs eat.
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  Speaker 5: Because my dogs are super picky eaters and they I
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: don't have like a story like that. I am afraid though,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: because I do have one that's obsessed with my socks.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: And then also every time I give them like a
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: dog toy, like they're obsessed with ripping out the bee
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: hole right like immediately I dropped the I dropped the
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: toy on the ground and immediately goes for the bee hole,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: rips it apart and gets the con now, and I'm
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: afraid that the dog will swallow.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: The cotton sweat or something.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Also with the dog the dogbed will rip the dog
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: bed and get the con Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because our dog will start she gets like not
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: the zoomies, but it's that same kind of thing, same time,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: seven o'clock every night. She gets like this burst of
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: energy and she'll go over to her bed and you
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: would think she's trying to dig up something. And so
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: she's doing that where she's like just like digging with
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: the front paws. She's got her nose down in there,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: butt straighten up in the air and just dig and
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: dig and dig and dig and dig in in her
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: bed and but nothing comes. It's just this burt no
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: not Well, eventually she gets a hole in it and
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: then they replace the bed. But usually she goes through
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: like one bet a year. But we get the cheap
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: you know, the cheap o ones get the costco right
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: exactly from costcoose they're still super comfort.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they only get rid of the party.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: I leave them. They're too long and well, thank you
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: for your stories, everybody. Uh, pet insurance definitely the way
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: to go. Menas has brought up a billion times. One
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: of the most commonly asked questions, what's the pet insurance
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: that Menace has not a sponsor?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 6: But they at this point they she'll be but healthy.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Pause no healthy pause, he pause.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: I love them. I they have really no issues. It's
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: super east. You get my money back.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: But I have heard I would like to look into
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: it that Costco does pet insurance now too. Yeah, they
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: offer some kind of pet insurance through our insurance.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: They did work.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: It was it was an option that when you were
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: doing your your elections for the new year, pet insurance.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: I just took it just I'm like, because it wasn't expensive.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: It's something super cheap. I figured we already had it.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: It's better we didn't.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like we did.
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  Speaker 5: Like whatever, I do get pet prescription pills at Costco
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so there you go. Pro tip more
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Patience is a virtue if you have nothing else to do.
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  Speaker 2: I try to tell myself be patient. Yeah uh, and
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: then my patience doesn't have much patience. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Today, you can like it's a short patience span.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, some things I'm really patient about. Other things, it's
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  Speaker 2: like I can't help myself. Even when I tell myself
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  Speaker 2: to be patient.
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  Speaker 1: I try, And there's times you're told to be patient,
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: or if a plane is sitting on the tar. We
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: appreciate your patience. What other choice do you have? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: S mdam, I quit this bitch,