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FULL SHOW: The Bathroom Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with.
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  Speaker 4: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 4: Great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is
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  Speaker 4: the 20th of October, 2026. And you, my friends, as always,
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  Speaker 4: listening to the Big Show brought to you by Reburg Air.
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  Speaker 1: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options as well. Reburg Air
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  Speaker 1: are redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 2: Reburg Air.
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  Speaker 4: G'day, Mogey, you stallion. How's life?
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  Speaker 3: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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  Speaker 3: a bee. How good's life? Fellas? Yeah. Fellas? I was
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  Speaker 3: feeling bloody terrible today, actually.
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  Speaker 4: Were you?
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  Speaker 3: I went and had an ice bath and a sauna. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 3: Just to try and straighten myself out there a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Not that there's anything wrong with that. And we'll be
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  Speaker 3: talking about what happened to me down there later on,
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  Speaker 3: but it was a shocking bastard because it reminded me
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  Speaker 3: of you, Keezy. I've been over in Japan there at
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  Speaker 3: the onsen, which is a place where you're fully nude. God,
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  Speaker 3: it was traumatising. So looking forward to getting your input
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  Speaker 3: on that. But otherwise, man, I'm going really good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, great stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about you guys, but I feel like,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Don't.
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  Speaker 3: I think that spring has sprung. Mate.
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  Speaker 1: Mate.
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  Speaker 4: Jeez, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Because I know it's a little bit cloudy today, but
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  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know, but I think it's going
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  Speaker 3: to burn off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, the sweat I got on walking up here,
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  Speaker 4: that tells me spring has sprung.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy, you love a bit of spring has sprung, man.
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  Speaker 3: How you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, fellas. Stoked that spring has sprung. Do you
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  Speaker 1: think it has, though?
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  Speaker 4: Me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's been a.
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  Speaker 3: Bit colder lately, I've noticed that.
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  Speaker 4: It gets a bit nippy.
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  Speaker 1: I've only been here for one day. So I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 3: And you've been asleep for most of it.
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  Speaker 1: I actually had a 13-hour sleep last night. I was
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  Speaker 1: telling the fellas on the podcast outro there because yesterday
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  Speaker 1: landed straight from Japan, came into work, and then just
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  Speaker 1: was out. That's the longest I think I've ever slept.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. What?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man.
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  Speaker 4: But speaking of spring has sprung, I mean, the way
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  Speaker 4: I notice it, Mokey, is when I finish work of
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  Speaker 4: an evening and I'm heading home and I'm crossing the
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  Speaker 4: road there with old Gheesey, just making sure he gets
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  Speaker 4: across safely. I can always tell it's spring because of
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  Speaker 4: the birds and the trees. Oh, that's right. It's still
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  Speaker 4: light and the birds are chirping.
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  Speaker 3: The birds are chirping.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: I remember this. We talk about this every year. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's good stuff. And I never get sick of it.
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  Speaker 3: To wit, to woo.
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  Speaker 4: To wit, to woo.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff, fellas. Hey, exciting show coming up.
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  Speaker 4: What's happening on The Big Show? The Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, we've got a new stage.
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  Speaker 1: We lost the old one. It's gone forever.
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  Speaker 3: We can't find it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately. What a way to find out about it
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  Speaker 3: live on air. It's throwing me. Fellas, as discussed, we're
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  Speaker 3: going to be just talking about Onsen Chat, a little
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  Speaker 3: bit of Onsen Chat. Keezy, you've got some more interesting
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  Speaker 3: stuff to tell us about it. It's about being new, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Chase has got some follow-up information, and I've got some
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  Speaker 3: questions as well.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be pretty good. Also, stay tuned because
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  Speaker 3: we are going to be doing the ITM trade-off You
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  Speaker 3: listen out for the cuticle, you give us a buzz,
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  Speaker 3: and you could be upgrading your most broken down shitty tool.
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  Speaker 1: You tell us what tool you've got that sucks.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: And then we upgrade it for you.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. All thanks to ITM. And up next,
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  Speaker 3: an interesting article came out about how often people are
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  Speaker 3: washing their hands after going to the toilet. And I've
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  Speaker 3: got a feeling that a couple of you bastards are
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  Speaker 3: a couple of shocking bastards.
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  Speaker 1: People aren't washing their hands?
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  Speaker 4: Well, especially after your story yesterday about doing a grogan
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  Speaker 4: on your arm there, Keezy. Remember that one?
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  Speaker 1: I had completely forgotten, Jase, but thanks for reminding me.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, she had.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 4: Smashing pumpkins here on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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  Speaker 4: Tuesday afternoon. The time is 4.13 and it's time for.
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  Speaker 3: The Big Poll.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, the Big Poll.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Big Poll today is do you wash your
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  Speaker 3: hands after going to the toilet, yes or no?
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  Speaker 1: Yes or no? I'm terrified of finding out the answer
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  Speaker 1: to this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little bit scary, isn't it? And the
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  Speaker 3: problem is I think the vast majority of people will
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  Speaker 3: probably lie in their own favour because they know that
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  Speaker 3: they're meant to wash their hands after they go to
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  Speaker 3: the toilet, but they probably don't. And this is off
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  Speaker 3: the back of a study that's come out, been reading
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  Speaker 3: up about it. And look, it's a pretty disturbing result. 27%
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  Speaker 3: of men and 19% of women admit they don't always
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  Speaker 3: wash their hands after doing a wee. Or having a
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  Speaker 3: pee or urinating.
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  Speaker 1: Or using the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, not using the bathroom. Just number ones. Just
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  Speaker 3: number ones. Thanks, Keezy. And then after a poo or
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  Speaker 3: doing a steamer.
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  Speaker 1: Or number twos.
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  Speaker 3: Or taking a dump. Yeah, back and forth. 13% of
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  Speaker 3: men and 10% of women don't wash their hands.
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  Speaker 1: See, now that is messed up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: How many times out of 10, Keezy, do you reckon
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  Speaker 3: that you would wash your hands after taking a wee?
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  Speaker 1: After taking a wee? Yeah. 11%. Seriously, I wash my hands.
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  Speaker 3: 11 times out of 10.
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  Speaker 1: I wash my hands every single time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting. And what about you, Jay? What I do, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: And, you know.
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  Speaker 1: You're disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hang on.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I urinate on my hands because urination is. Urine? Urine
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  Speaker 4: sterilizes things.
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  Speaker 3: Urine is actually, it's sterile. So there is no filth
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  Speaker 3: in it. The only filth that's sort of associated with
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  Speaker 3: urine is when you go and touch the toilet. The
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  Speaker 3: problem is the touching of the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So that's my workaround there, you see, and that's what
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  Speaker 3: I do. So if I was a part of this survey,
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  Speaker 3: I would wash my hands 0% of the time. I'd
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  Speaker 3: never do it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to do it because what I do is
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  Speaker 3: I sit down to get away, you see, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't flush the toilet. So at no point am I
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  Speaker 3: ever touching the toilet. So if anything, I'm coming out
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  Speaker 3: of it cleaner than when I went in.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, I understand what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hang on. So you're saying if I use a urinal,
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  Speaker 1: for example.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And you're touching that filthy little.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'll always put my hands on the urinal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'll be touching the urinal. Because you're leaning
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're hammered past it. Because I'm hammered. So one
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  Speaker 1: hand will just be leaning against the front of the urinal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the other one's trying to, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But the other one, it's just, I'm sort of. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't touched the urinal. Just high-fiving other dudes. I'm high-fiving
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  Speaker 1: other dudes with that one. So I probably only need
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  Speaker 1: to wash one hand.
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  Speaker 3: So you're getting it out with one hand and then
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  Speaker 3: doing the leaning with the other hand?
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  Speaker 1: No, same hand.
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  Speaker 3: Same hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Holding and leaning with the same hand. Well, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't hold. I'll just drop my pants all
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  Speaker 1: the way down. Because it's just pointing straight ahead. It
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  Speaker 1: just points out straight ahead. I'll just drop everything down,
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  Speaker 1: one hand on the urinal. To your ankles.
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  Speaker 4: If we're talking urinals, what I'll often do if I
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  Speaker 4: don't urinate on my hands is, you know how they
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  Speaker 4: have the little soaps?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Urinal cake.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little one of the cake, and I'll just
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  Speaker 4: use that and then urinate on my hands.
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  Speaker 3: You'll never find a cleaner cake of soap, Keezy, because
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  Speaker 3: it's absolutely covered in urine.
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  Speaker 1: Soaked with urine.
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  Speaker 3: Thousands of men's urine all over it. You pick that up,
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  Speaker 3: your hands become cleaner. than if you had never touched
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  Speaker 3: it in the first place. Now, that goes against what
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  Speaker 3: you would think would be common sense.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely it does.
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  Speaker 3: But it's the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely it does.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, Keezy, I've been to many magic rounds with you,
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  Speaker 3: and you've been hammered, and I've seen you come in
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  Speaker 3: and out of those bathrooms willy-nilly, never ever even looking
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  Speaker 3: at the basin or the soap or washing your hands.
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  Speaker 3: Is that true? I can't remember. Do you find that
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  Speaker 3: the more beers you have, the less likely you are
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  Speaker 3: to wash your hands?
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  Speaker 1: Mogi, seriously, I'm a hand washer.
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  Speaker 3: I wash hands.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the one hand that has been leaning on the
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  Speaker 1: urinal and that, I definitely, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm clean. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty sure that I have seen you do
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  Speaker 4: a number two. No, you haven't.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't watched me do a number two.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: But you were doing it, and then you came out,
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  Speaker 4: didn't wash your hands, and immediately bought a hot dog.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Have your say, New Zealand. Do you wash your hands
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  Speaker 1: after using the bathroom? Hodaki Big Show's Instagram story.
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  Speaker 3: And we're going to come back for a bit more
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  Speaker 3: intense steamer chat after this.
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  Speaker 1: Cool, can't wait. Linkin Park?
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  Speaker 4: Yes!
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 8:36
  Speaker 4: Yes indeed, Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon, the time is 4.38. Now listen, if
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  Speaker 4: you need some tools upgraded, give us a call right
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  Speaker 4: now on 0800 HAURAKI.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, if you can pitch to us why you
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  Speaker 1: think your tool needs an upgrade, we can be hooking
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  Speaker 1: you up with an upgrade for that tool and also
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: putting you in the draw for $ 500 cash today. which
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: we'll be giving away at the end of the week. Fellas,
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  Speaker 1: this is to celebrate ITM's massive toolbox top-up sale. It
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  Speaker 1: happens every single year, October and November at your local ITM.
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  Speaker 1: You can get in there, get yourself a bloody good
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  Speaker 1: deal on some tools.
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  Speaker 4: How bloody good, man.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any tools that need upgrading?
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  Speaker 3: I've got a handsaw that hasn't been working very well.
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  Speaker 1: A handsaw?
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  Speaker 3: A handsaw.
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  Speaker 1: Like a manual operator?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a manual bastard there. And then I remembered, actually,
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  Speaker 3: if you put a bit of soap on it, Jase.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Bit of soap across it. It works a treat.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay. So I'm all good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: So you're literally describing like a piece of metal with
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  Speaker 1: teeth on the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: That's a saw. A hand saw.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Have you heard of that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got one.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, I need some new saw horses.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Because one of the legs have fallen off.
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  Speaker 3: That happens when they get old.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do. It's just got borer all through it
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  Speaker 4: and stuff. So if they've got a... A spare saw
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  Speaker 4: horse or two, I'd use those, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, could I borrow your handsaw as well on that front, Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: The trick is, and I was just thinking this, Jase,
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  Speaker 3: you've lost one leg there. You know, if you saw
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  Speaker 3: the other three off, brand new.
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  Speaker 4: Good point.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a horse anymore. It's more of a saw snake.
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  Speaker 1: It's more of a pony. Well, no, it's not because.
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  Speaker 3: Because ponies have no legs. Have you not heard about that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool. That's a real thing. Once again, ITM's toolbox
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  Speaker 1: top-up sale, it's on now. So get stuck in. Should
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  Speaker 1: we go to the lines there, fellas, and line somebody up?
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  Speaker 1: Get them a toolbox top-up there and upgrade?
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like a good idea, Keezy. G'day, Cam, you
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  Speaker 4: mad bastard. How's life?
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  Speaker 1: Very good, fellas.
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  Speaker 4: How are we going today? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Tell me, Cam,
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  Speaker 4: what do you do for a crust? I'm a chicken, mate.
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  Speaker 4: So you know all about tools, don't you, Cam? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I sure do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Cam, just quickly, mate. Which tool of yours needs
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  Speaker 1: an upgrade and why?
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  Speaker 4: My drop saw, mate. It's built too many houses, too
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  Speaker 4: many fences. It's just about shipping stuff. It's a lethal
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  Speaker 4: little number now.
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  Speaker 2: I need a new one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a drop saw.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the old drop saw, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a saw that drops down.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And then cuts.
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  Speaker 4: Cuts into the wood, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. All right, so you need a drop saw.
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  Speaker 1: Let's have a look at what we've got here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't actually have a drop saw per se, Cam.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what. We don't have a drop saw, fellas.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: We're just going to have to give them an M18
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Milwaukee eight-piece power pack worth $ 2, 600 plus GST. That'll do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that'll do.
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  Speaker 3: That's fantastic, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: You happy with that, Cam?
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  Speaker 4: I'm happy. That is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 2: $ 2, 600.
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  Speaker 1: $ 2, 600 plus GST. It includes a hammer drill, an impact driver,
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  Speaker 1: an angle grinder, a multi-tool, a circular saw, a reciprocating saw,
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: a compact blower, wet and dry vacuum, batteries, charger, and
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: a carry bag. However, Cam, you will have to take
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  Speaker 1: that drop saw of yours and throw it in the bin.
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  Speaker 3: I will.
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  Speaker 2: I will now.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. I actually need a new one
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  Speaker 3: of all of those.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here he is.
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  Speaker 3: What a.
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  Speaker 1: Here he is.
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  Speaker 4: That has got to make your afternoon, Cam.
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  Speaker 3: It sure has.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe it, fellas. Yeah, that's great. Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: No worries, Cam. You hold the line, all right, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll pug-saw... Pug-saw. Pug-saw and we'll hand-deliver that to you.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff, Cam. Nice fella.
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  Speaker 4: That's incredible.
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  Speaker 1: It is incredible. That's a huge kit worth over $ 2, 599,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: as we said, fellas. But there's heaps of deals going
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  Speaker 1: on at ITM at the moment. Their toolbox top-up sale
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  Speaker 1: is on right now. for October and November at your
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  Speaker 1: local ITM, so get stuck in.
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, get stuck into it, New Zealand. In the meantime,
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: here's Guns....
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Roses The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: News there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: The time is 4.52, let's talk TV. What's on the
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. That's right. Fellas, I'm going
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: to crack into it. And I think we touched on
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: it in yesterday's show, the series East of Eden, which
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: is on Netflix. It's a sweeping saga, can I say that?
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: Starring the amazing, always amazing Florence Pugh and Christopher Abbott.
• 13:25
  Speaker 4: And it's basically the story of a... deeply, deeply ambitious
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: woman who drives a wedge between two brothers. And it's
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: a story of one man loving this woman and the
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: other man going, she's no good.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: She no good.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: She no good. Filmed in New Zealand, of course, I believe.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: So it's beautifully shot. Absolutely beautifully shot. And it's a
• 13:52
  Speaker 4: very tragic tale, really, of one brother who this woman,
• 13:56
  Speaker 4: Kathy Ames, I think her character name is. Well, she's
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: got a bit of a history as a child. She
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: leaves home. I won't tell you what she does to
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: the people at her home. She gets brutalised along the
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: way and then sort of finds herself at this brother's farm,
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: sort of homestead, beaten, you know, beaten to smithereens. And
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: one of the brothers is like, quick, get a doctor.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: We've got to help her. The other brother is like, no, no,
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: there's something not right and not good here. One of
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: them falls desperately in love with her and the other
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't want a bar of her, but kind of desires
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: her in a way as well. But he's very mistrusting.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: And it's basically the story of their love, really, and
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: how it may or may not disintegrate. And she goes
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: on because she wants to be independent. She hates men.
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: You know, men have treated her poorly all her life.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: And it's kind of... In some ways, a revenge story.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Highly recommended, fellas. I've got to give it 4.5 buzzies. Wow,
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: out of five? Yes.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: That's huge.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I've got a couple of episodes to go. It's a
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: bloody ripper. I'm looking forward to the last two. I
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: think there's seven episodes. But it's been a long, long
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: time since I've seen something where I've been so immediately
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: swept up in it.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Captured.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: From top to bottom, everything about it is amazing. Acting, directing, writing,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: production design, costume. Absolutely everything. Amazing.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: It really is amazing, Keezy.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: East of Eden on Netflix.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Would my wife like it?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Look, there's some pretty intense stuff that goes on, so
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: she might find that a little, you know, sort of anxiety-inducing.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we're out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: But it is a beautifully told story. And the performances
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: are extraordinary. Florence Pugh, who I love as an actor,
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: her performance is incredible, I think. Yes. That's great. Incredible.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I watched a show, as soon as I hopped on
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: the airplane to head home, I was hankering for some
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Japanese content. So I was like, why don't I watch
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: a Japanese movie? And there was one on the Air
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: New Zealand Entertainment offering, fully in Japanese with subtitles. I
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, stuff it, I'll watch that. Didn't watch
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the trailer, didn't know anything about it. It's called Tokyo Taxi.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Turns out it's about a guy who owns and runs
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: his own taxi. He's on the bones of his ass.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: His daughter has gotten into this really great school, but
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: he literally can't even afford... to pay the rent in
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: his house. Right. And he's like, how the hell am
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I going to, you know, and then he's trying to
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: go to sleep because he works till 6am every single day.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Picks up this old woman who wants a lift down
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: to this real far away spot because she's decided it's
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: time for her to go into a home. And then
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: along the way, she tells her story of how she
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: came through and blah, blah, blah. Really, really nice movie.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: It made me cry at one point, but I think
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: it's because I was really tired.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: That happens on planes.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're just like, I'm really tired, I'm uncomfortable,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: and I started crying at one point. My wife's like,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: are you crying? Yeah. And I was like, no!
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: It gave her the ick again.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: It did. I remember you crying when we came back
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: from Magic Round.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a whole different thing. That was a
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: whole different situation. Tokyo Taxi, really enjoyed it. Heartwarming, sad.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it four buzzies out of five.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: And it was great. And you can see that on
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: a plane from Japan to New Zealand.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: From Tokyo to New Zealand, direct. But on any New
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Zealand flight, Tokyo Taxi, check it out.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff. Now, plenty coming up after five o'clock,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: by the way, including Mogi had a bit of a,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: what are they called?
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Onsen.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Onsen experience himself today, which I'm intrigued to learn about.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Which is naked in a sauna slash hot spring.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Can't wait.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 17:41
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• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday afternoon is
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: going along very nicely indeed. You're listening to The Big Show,
• 17:50
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• 17:53
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• 17:56
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• 18:00
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• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Good stuff.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Thanks, fellas.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Hey, now listen, we were having a little bit of
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: a chat yesterday about our travels.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Me to Australia, Keezy to Japan. And this further sort
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: of discussion that's developed from those conversations.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, around onsens.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Onsens, yes.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Which is an onsen is a, in Japan it's a
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: hot spring and it's like a, Imagine walking into a
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: public swimming pool facility.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Is it like why we're a hot pools?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Similar.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Is it like Lake Taupo?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Nah, similar. So imagine you're walking into like a public
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: swimming pool, that kind of vibe, except for instead of
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: a giant pool, there's like four or five smaller hot
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: tubs and an area off to the side filled with
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: small shower heads. And taps and little stools.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: And you sit there first, you wash your entire body, shampoo,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: the whole thing so you're clean, and then you hop
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: into the hot tubs. And the stools are called eight inches, right? No,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: they're not called an eight-incher, Mogi. They're about eight inches
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: off the ground. They're a little tiny stool. So you're
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: sitting on an eight-incher there, and then you clean yourself off,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: and then you hop in the hot spring. That's how
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: it works.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Right, okay. Sounds good.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'd love it. The whole thing's built around this
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: sort of agreement that everyone will wash themselves first and
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: be fully naked before hopping into the hot springs.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: That's good stuff.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Are there like signs up that say you must
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: wash first or is that just the presumption.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: That you will? Probably, but I can't read Japanese. Right, okay.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: So there were probably, but it's also just like the
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: entire culture knows because they have been doing it for
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: thousands of years.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: So if I was to walk in there, take my
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: kit off and just do a big bomb in one
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: of the little pools there, they wouldn't be happy. You know,
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: what are they called?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: A manu. A manu, yeah. Well, it wouldn't be a
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: big bomb. It'd be more like a little water drip.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: into the... But no, they wouldn't be happy with it.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: It'd be like a little plop.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: It'd be like.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: But just like that. Yeah, as long as you washed
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: yourself first, Jase.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what he's saying. He wouldn't.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't. I'd just get my kid off, be sweaty
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: from my travels, and then... No, they wouldn't be happy
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: with that at all. Hey, on that front, we're going
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: to carry on the chat because you've got something that
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: you'd like to.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Discuss with us, Mogey. I really do, Jason. Thank you
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: for bringing it up.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Shall we talk about it next? Because I had an
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: experience today that you're not going to believe.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's what I mean. After Velvet, oh no,
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: after Red Hot Chili Peppers, we'll get.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Back to it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: This is Velvet Revolver, though, by the way. It's an
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: absolute churn.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 20:33
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• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 5.13.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Fellas, I went along today to a sauna. And an
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: ice bath.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: It's a joint that I head along to there. It's
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: nice and relaxing. It's good stuff. And it was nice
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: to hear you, Keezy, talking about your onsen experience over
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: in Japan there and how there's a system. You turn up,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: you wash yourselves, then you jump into the pools.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: That's right. And also, the other thing, too, is in onsen,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: before you hop in the hot spring, you fully wash
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: your entire body with soap. And once you come out
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: of the sauna, you aren't allowed to then hop into
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a pool. You have to then wash yourself off.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. So this is pretty much what
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I've run into today. So go down to the sauna.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: There's a hell of a lot of people there. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: thought I'd get away with it today, being in the
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: middle of the day. But no, it was rammed. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: get out of having the sauna, go over. There's an
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: outside shower there. No stool, sadly, Keezy. I think this
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: place could really do with one. I have a shower,
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: push the button there, give it a couple of pushes,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: wash myself all off, and then I jump into the
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: ice-cold bath.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't become sweaty.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you. While I'm there, a lady comes out of
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: the sauna. She comes over. She jumps straight into the
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: ice bath.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: With you?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: No.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That would have been a different issue. She jumps into
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: the other ice bath, but at no point does she
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: have a shower. And I'm thinking to myself, is she
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: a shocking bastard?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Is that pure filth?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: My vibe is, especially on the sweat thing, is I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't think about it much because, I don't know, it's
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: water and you're going into water, if you know what
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: It is an interesting one, but then you see, because
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I think to myself, because what I'm trying to avoid
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: in my head is, Do I have a confrontation with
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: a stranger in an area that I'm meant to be relaxing?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: This whole area has been provided for me to relax.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: This whole experience is for that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: To unwind, if you will.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: And then I've got somebody coming in who's breaking the rules.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: The rules are written up on the wall. Oh, they are.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Straight in the bloody ice bath. Then I start rationalising
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: to myself, well, does it matter? Does it matter? Because
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: it's only sweat. Don't you mind bathing in other people's sweat?
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: That's all good, isn't it? And then I'm thinking, well,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: not really. And then I think, well, I'm not putting
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: my mouth in it. But then at the end, I
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: do dunk myself under. So there is some of the
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: sweat going in my mouth.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: It's interesting because where I live, we've got a little
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: pool and a spa. A sauna, sorry. A sauna. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: that's the rule there. If you have a sauna, you're
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: not allowed to jump into the pool. I mean, I
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: do anyway. Who's going to stop me?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're like a legend, though.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: True.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You know, whereas this woman, like, is she a top
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: radio DJ?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Well, particularly when you're talking about, you know, going in
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: a sauna, all the toxins are coming out, you're sweating
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: like a bastard. It is pretty gross to then go
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: from there and just jump into a communal pool.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: It's the communal part, you know?
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: It's the communal part.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you've got to have a quick rinse, even
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: just a quick rinse off. Yes. Run the water, get
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: under it, rub your hands over yourself.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not okay. I wouldn't have a confrontation though, personally.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Well, what am I meant to do about that? Am
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I just meant to let it go?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's not really an option.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Either, is it?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, then I've got another one for you. Then a
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: guy comes out.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: A guy comes out of the sauna. He's wearing his jandals.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: He goes and has a shower and rinses himself off.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Then he jumps in to the ice bath wearing his
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: jandals still.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: No that's messed up Because he's been walking around Because
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to get his feet dirty But the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: jandals are now filthy Yes And he's put them in
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: your ice bath Did he jump in with you?
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: So I was in the wrong to do that Oh
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: is that you? Every single time I go there Is
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: that wrong? Because that was the thing That was making
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: me think to myself Well I won't say anything about
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: the sweat Because I've got my jandals on Because I'm.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: In here with my jandals on Yeah I've got my
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: jandals on.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: And do we call it Even Stevens?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I think so Yeah I would Although I would You
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: are a top radio DJ That's true So I think
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: have a confrontation with.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: It Okay In your jandals. Thanks, mate.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Metallica there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: The time is 5.27.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Fellas, all this chat about my trip to Japan and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: going to the hot springs there where you get fully
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: nude and you shower off and then you hop in.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: It kind of, because I went to five of these
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: things while I was away for two weeks.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you got quite obsessed with them, you were saying.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say obsessed.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Did I say obsessed? Yeah, I got obsessed with it.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: It was my favourite part about my holiday, was when
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: my wife would go to bed and then I'd sneak out,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: ride a bike to the hot spring, get nude with
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: 40 other dudes and just sort of stay there for
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: about an hour and ride home. But as soon as
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I got back to New Zealand, I'm not lying, I googled,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: does New Zealand have any onsen? We don't have any.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: There's a couple of places that are named an onsen,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: but they're not really what I'm after here. And so
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe... Should I start a business, an
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: onsen business, where I set up proper onsen where you've
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: got the men's side on one side, you've got the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: women's side on the other side, and you walk through,
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: you get fully showered off, soaped up, you hop in
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the hot springs, you've got a cold plunge pool, and
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: it's all built around this agreement that we're all going
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to be nude, and it's all G, and we're all
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: going to shower off.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Before hopping in.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon that would go down well in New Zealand?
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's how you provide that mineral water, Keezy,
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: because that comes from the earth. How are you going
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: to do that? Yeah, the hot springs. Yeah, the hot springs.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: How are you going to solve that?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Because otherwise you'd be a faker like these other ones
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: that are around.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: No, totally. And so there are places that have hot springs.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of places have hot springs around New Zealand, actually.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: We're quite lucky.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So I'd have to start. I couldn't do it in
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: like downtown Auckland or something. But it'd have to be
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: in kind of– or Rotorua, for example.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my old hometown.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Where you grew up. You know, there's a lot of
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: hot spring access there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it stinks, though.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Well, it does.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: It's very sulfur-y.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: But very good for the tourists. The tourists are there,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: and it's good for you.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: They like it.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: I was saying just off air before, Keezy, we had
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: our own hot pool in Rotorua. I think that would
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: be a perfect place for it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100%, right? But the part where it falls over,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I think, is I don't think New Zealanders– would agree
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: that you have to shower off first.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Like in Japan, it's just part of the culture. It's
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: a known thing that you always shower off first before
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: getting in. It's a respect to everyone else thing.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I think the wider issue is because you could actually
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: have it set up so that between the baths and
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: the changing rooms, you walk through an area and you
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: get showered on whether you like it or not.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: So it's just water always falling from the roof.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Rainfall, you walk through and you get up. The problem
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: that you're really going to run into is the nudity. Oh, no,
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: you have to be fully nude. But this is the
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: issue that New Zealanders will have, is being nude.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you could also, you know, you could
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: monitor it. So you could be in.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: With cameras and the like.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Cameras and stuff. And you could be there all the
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: time just making sure that people are doing what they're
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: supposed to be doing. Hey, take those off. Yeah, like
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: an onsen bouncer. If you will.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. But a bouncer stands at the front. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: want to be in there monitoring it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I mean. You'd be in there making
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: sure that everyone's doing the right thing.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: So I'm on like a big chair, like a lifeguard.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: It's up really high and I'm nude, but I've got
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a whistle and maybe a lifeguard hat. And I just
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: blow the whistle and I get down, I run over
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and I say, hey, get them off or get out.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I'd invest in that. Really? Yeah, totally, man.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Because I was going to. Would you invest in that, Moggy?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: The other thing that worries me is the name. It's
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: got to have a snappy name. Now, if we can
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: get the name right, I'm in. Right, okay.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Well, we can workshop that. In fact, 3483, if anyone's
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: got any ideas, feel free to text through. 50 bucks
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: worth of Reburg are always up for grabs. To be honest, Jase,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I wasn't looking for your cash in particular.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: That's a first.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I was after one specific thing from you.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Because one thing I noticed when I was at the onsen...
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: is the amount of old men around with just a
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: huge bush.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Sure, sure.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: So in order to recreate that feeling, I could pay
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you to spend like eight hours a day there.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Would you be up for that?
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Just get my big bush out.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And you just have to sort of sit in the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: onsen with a rag on your head, nude in the corner,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: and just sort of groan all the time.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: When you hop in the water, go, count me in, Keezy,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I'm in.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. Giga Little on
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Radio Hauraki. Let's see who wants to hear the roar
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: of the encore. Cheers to Super Liquor.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed. One of my favourite parts of the show
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: where we give away cash, cash, cash.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Happens a lot. Happens a lot. Yeah, man.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: This is to go towards a gig, a festival or
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: a concert of your choice. And it's all thanks to
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: our mates super liquor cheers to gigs cheers to super liquor.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah great stuff let's go to the phone lines there
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: keezy g'day marissa how's life uh great thanks how are
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: you yeah good thanks mate uh tell me what do
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: you do for a crust marissa uh.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I work for a university are you are you a
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: professor of being a backbone Unfortunately, not a professor, no.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: A little bit, yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Are you like a janitor with the abilities of Matt Damon?
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: No, not that either. Yeah, well, that's the only two
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: jobs at a university.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: So you go around saying, how do you like them apples?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No, but I might start on Monday.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Go on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: I saw that movie the other day. Good Will Hunting. Yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Good Will Hunting.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: It's a bloody great movie. Now, tell me, Marissa, if
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: we were to give you $ 250 cash, what gig would
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: you like to go and see?
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I'd love to go to Radiohead in Melbourne next year
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: in May. Great call. Great call.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Great combination.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Melbourne?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Melbourne.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: And Radiohead.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Nice, Marisa.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Well, the good news for you, we're going to help
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: you do that by giving you $ 250. That's awesome. No worries, mate.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: No worries, Marisa.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: You're welcome.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: That is so cool. Thanks so much. No worries. You
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: have a great afternoon, all right? You hold the line.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I will. Cheers.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Thanks.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: No worries.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate. Ring those tickets. We'll be at $ 8, 000.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: But it's a start. It's a start. Yeah, totally. You
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: get Christmas money, you put it towards the tickets, all
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: that sort of stuff, you know? Yes.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I remember saving up for stuff like that, like by being, oh,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I get $ 20 from Pop at Christmas, mate, I put
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that towards it, and then my auntie gives me $ 15,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: put that towards it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Did you guys have relatives back in the day when
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: you were youngsters that always send you, like, $ 20? Yeah.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Or $ 10 in a Christmas card or a birthday card.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Keezy was just talking about this guy, Pop.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: He used to give him $ 20.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard about that.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: My Pop used to give me like $ 5.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: My Nana Tuppence used to give me a tuppence for
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: my birthday. Yeah, right.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Actually, Jase, have you ever heard of when relations give
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: you money for your birthday?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Keep listening to Hauraki, another chance to win $ 250 thanks
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to Super Liquor. It could go off at any moment, fellas.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, here's the strokes.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: The inspirational sounds of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers there
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: on the Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening, the time 5.48.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Fellas, as you know, I've been having ongoing issues with
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: a tui that lives outside of my bedroom. Yes. Tui, tui, moi, moi.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: We've taken to calling it. Now, it first turned up
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: in September of last year, and they're very vocal about
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: their territory and also trying to get some ass. Yes.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Because it's mating season, Keezy. You know all about that, brother.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Sure do.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: And anyway, so the way that they attract a mate,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: we call them, Keezy, is by singing and having a
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: really good time and making it seem like they're just backbones.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: They're pretty chill and relaxed. They're happy-go-lucky sort of fellas,
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera. They start there at around about
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: quarter to four every single morning. The bright side is
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: it only lasts for about seven months, which is good stuff.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I'm a light sleeper, so every day I get woken
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: up by it. I was hoping that this guy would
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: have pissed off somewhere else, you know, over the sort
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: of the winter, autumn break or, you know, hit by
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: a car. You never know.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Or at least shacked up with someone by now.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, found a bird.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Found a bird. Thank you, James. Well, he's back. With
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: a vengeance, and he's moved, because he used to live
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: in a big, tall tree, palm tree out the back,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: and now he's moved to a tree right outside my
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: bedroom window.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Which is awesome.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: How big is that tree? How big is what?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The one outside your window.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Is it a big tree? Not big enough, because if
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: it was really tall, like if you could imagine the
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Empire State Building, but a tree.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: That would be good, but it's not as tall as that.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: It's about the height of a tree. Oh, okay.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: About the height of your window.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: About the height of it. Yeah, yeah, around about that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: But the reason I'm asking is because you cut down
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: that tree because it's not so noticeable.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: It's not my house.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: But it's not noticeable.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Ah, okay.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: You know, because it's just a little sort of semi-grown tree.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, it's bigger than that. It's about as high
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: as the house. Okay. It's a significant tree. Anyway, so
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: it wakes me up every day and I've found it
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: really annoying. Anyway, I've found a workaround.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, nice.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I've solved it. What I've done is it wakes me
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: up and what I've got, I've just got sitting next
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: to it on my bedside table there, a couple of earplugs.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: And so I've just started using those. So you just
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: wake up, you put these earplugs in.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You wait till you've been woken up.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: And then you just go straight to sleep. It's been amazing.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: And I just sort of wondered, Keezy, why you haven't
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: mentioned that before.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Well, no, that's not, I mean, I have several times,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: especially off-air, said, why don't you just wear earplugs? But
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I never thought about waiting until you've woken up and
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: then putting them in.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: God. Especially when you think, Of the lengths that we
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: went to.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: We installed a bar.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: We pimped out his bed bath.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: His bird bath. Bird bath.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Bought him a necklace.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Bought him a necklace, exactly.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: A little waistcoat.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Sparkly things, that's right. And Kezia, you're so good at
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: having solutions for our problems, mostly Jason's. I have less problems.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: And then here I am with a fairly straightforward problem
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: and you were nowhere to be found.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: But I was in Japan.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: God, you're all over the shop with this one, Kenzie.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Well, hang on. No, I suggested a very long time
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: ago that Mogi should wear earplugs.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: But it didn't occur to you to do it after
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: I'd woken up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: After you'd woken up. Yeah, exactly, which is where I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: went wrong. I should have thought of that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I should have said, hey, you know, once you're awake,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: that's when you should fumble around, find some earplugs and
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: put them in. That's my bad.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I forgive you, Keezy.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Think of the days and hours of sleep you've missed.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: That's right, because of Keezy.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: Because of Keezy.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Being a shocking bastard.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if I'm a beast.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday evening's going off.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: By Reburger.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that'll change the game.
• 35:56
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• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Fellas, what I'm about to tell you is a true story.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: It's shocking. It's shocking. And it's about the dinner I
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: had last night. Now, my wife said, I've been to
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: the supermarket, I've got us dinner. And I was like, jeez,
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I'm really grateful for that, my love. I appreciate it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: That's patronising.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: So I got home. This is a true story. Now,
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I've got to put the context in here. My youngest
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: daughter is currently cat-sitting with her boyfriend at another place.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Copy that.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: So it's just you two?
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: So it's just my wife and I at home. And
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I said to my wife, hello, darling. God, you look
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: good today, et cetera, et cetera. Gave her a little
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: peck on the cheek. And anyway, I said, oh, so
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: what did you end up getting bub to eat? and
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: she listed, and I kid you not, three meals. It
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: was like enchiladas.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, for them to eat while they're away.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: For them to eat while they're house-sitting. Nice, that's lovely.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: It was like enchiladas, it was an Indian chicken curry,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: and something else. She also got them crackers, chips, fruit.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: And I went, oh, that's pretty good.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: What are we having for dinner? And she said, I
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: went a bit random for us. And I went, OK.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: And what she had bought was a single person fish
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: pie and a little pottle of salad.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was for you guys.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: And that was for us. And she was like, oh,
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: I was a bit worried, actually, because I don't know
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: if this is going to be enough. And so I
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: was like, so hang on. You bought three massive meals
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: and snacks for our daughter and her boyfriend, who are
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: only there for two days, I might point out, and
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: you bought us a one-single-person fish pie and a little
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: pottle of salad.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: How does that make you feel? I felt hurt, Mogi.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: But you get used to it after all.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: And look, I'll be honest with you. I'm a big
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: fan of the fish pie.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I love a fish pie. Imagine having enough to eat.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: But this fish pie was an absolute atrocity. Have you
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: ever heard of a fish pie with capers in it?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Capers?
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: No. Who puts capers in a fish pie?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: That ain't it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Did you eat all of it because it was for
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: one person?
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: Well, we halved it, obviously. We had a little section each.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: Did you eat your second half of your half today
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: for lunch, did you?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: So you had a quarter last night and a quarter today.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I had to have something for lunch because
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: there was nothing else in the pantry. Hey, by the way,
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: text us 3483. What's for dinner with me? Keezy next.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You can win yourself 50 bucks re-burger. This is a tune,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: by the way, Incubus.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 38:52
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• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Radiohead there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: But right now it's time for... Oh, yeah, hey, guys.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Text here from Steve. What's for tea, New Zealand? With me, Keezy.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: That's right, it's a really good segment. Well, you text
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: through on 3483 with what you're having for dinner and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: then we read it out.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great stuff.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: People love it.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Every text on 3483 in the drawer for 50 bucks
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: worth of re-burger. This one here, fellas. G'day there, guys.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Mike here.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Lane.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good, man. Carpenter.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Mike Lane.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Myers.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Mike Myers. Yeah, it's Mike Myers.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: G'day, guys.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Mike Myers. Oh, no, it's auto-corrected. It was actually Mike Minogue. Oh.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: What am I having for dinner? I'd like to know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: It says, G'day, guys. Mike here. Minogue. Leftover Chinese. From
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: last night.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't have Chinese last night.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Didn't you?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: No, I had Thai.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: It might be a different Mike Minogue.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was a different meal. Maybe I didn't get
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: to see it. Yeah, maybe.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not opposed to a bit of Chinese leftover.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: You know what? I never order Chinese food. Ever, ever, ever, ever.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: It's one of those.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Never, ever, ever.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: One of the things that's sort of gone out of
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: fashion a bit.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Well, no, you're thinking of the classic Chinese... like sweet
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: and sour.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Pork your chicken chow mein but.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Our favorite like noodle and dumpling place there's sichuan food
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that is in china so that's chinese.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: That's true yeah but more you know more the traditional
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: everything that we used to have growing up your stir
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: fries and all of that sort of stuff there's a
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: thousand things they had on the menu but i always
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: found them when i was young too many vegetables and
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: then when i was older if i'm getting takeaways i
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: want it to be worse for me because the trouble
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: with I found with Chinese food is you eat it
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: and you've still got heaps of energy afterwards and you
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: feel great yes I'm not after that yeah yeah totally
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I miss.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: The days of going to the fish and chip shop
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: that also had the warmer with your sweet and sour
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: pork on the grab your own oh the bay marie
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: yeah and the black bean beef and the fried rock
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I loved that as a kid because there'd sometimes be
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: nuggies in there put a few nuggies in and just
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: try and close the lid.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: On oh yeah oh you mean you serve yourself yeah
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: yeah yeah I like that People were disgraceful in those
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: situations where they just pile it up. That's right.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Fish bites.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Come on, dude.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: If you can close the lid and it stays closed,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: you're good.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It is bowing and flexing like you wouldn't believe. G'day there, guys.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Shane here.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Cortez.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: G'day, guys. Shane Cortese Carter here. Cheese and onion toasted
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: sandwiches because I'm broke after putting fuel in my car.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Cheers. Love it.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got no issue with that whatsoever.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Living like a king. Cheese and onion.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Rich guy. Yeah, no, I love a cheese and
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: onion toasty.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Butter on the outside?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Well, obviously.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: So I was just trying to strike up a convo
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: about whether or not you butter on the outside.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I would be tempted, but he may not be in
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: this situation, have a little chilli sauce on the plate there, Keezy.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: He's just texted her, he said, Jase, it's a shit idea.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: And that's... You can't win them all, Jase.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: No, that's fine, man. I would just make that up.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I would just make that up.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: No, no, not at all. Jase doesn't want to do
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: any more.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Do you not?
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: No, just do it, Keezy.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: You don't even know, Shane.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Just do it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: G'day, guys. Ridge here.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Matthew.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. A couple of Wagyu beef burgers.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yum.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: A couple of them?
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, two of them.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: God, he's Keezy-ing it, isn't he?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like you're taking Shane's comment out on me.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It wasn't me. It was a text from Shane. It
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: wasn't me.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: A couple of massive Wagyu patties on the house today.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, that does sound like a bit of a
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Keezy special.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I remember fellas banging that tune out over and over
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: and over again. Do you do that with songs where
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: you just become obsessed by them? And then you play
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: them over and over again until you're sick of them?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I used to do it with, the first one I
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: remember it happening with was One by Metallica.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Wow. Over and over and over and over.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: And then you hear it again and go, oh, I'm
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: kind of over it now.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You can never get over One by Metallica, man.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's true, man. That's true. And I love
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: that song by Kings of Leon, even though I couldn't
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: tell you what it's called.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Use Somebody.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, Use Somebody, of course, yes.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Do you want to know the song that recently I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: did that with?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: And you'll love it. It's the What's the Name One
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: by Nick Cave.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Into My Arms.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Yeah, great song.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Because I've heard that song a lot on the radio,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: but I've never had it like as a regular play
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: song on my phone.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: And when I was on, remember when I went to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Waiheke Island for my birthday recently?
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I played that out loud and Lucy, my wife, was like, oh,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: that's a nice song. Yes. So we played it again.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Then I was just like, oh, it is quite a
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: nice song.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: It is. I used to listen to that song over
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: and over again and just weep, Mogey.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Just weep.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: You had a miserable life.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: I did have a miserable life at that time. Hey,
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: but speaking of all this great musical chat, have you
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: heard of the music jury?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the music jury. That's what Hodaki runs. It's a
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: way for you to tell us what you like about
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a playlist and what you do not like. And for
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: helping us out and giving your opinion, you can win
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: sweet prizes. This week, fellas, if you text MUSIC to
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: 3483 and join the jury, fill out the form, tell
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: us which songs you like and which songs you don't like.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: You can win a brand new Technic record player and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: $ 100 worth of vinyl vouchers.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: You know, while you guys were away, Pugsan and I
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: were doing a really great bit there.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Not a bit, a segment. Songs from bands that I like.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: And that was songs from bands that play on Hauraki,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: but deeper cuts.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 100%.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Which I kind of wish we had more of.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: And also bands that we think should be on Hauraki.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: And then we'd have a scene where we'd take turns
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: at it. We would like to do two songs, but,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: you know, the powers that be and all that sort
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: of thing, you know what they're like.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: They don't like you toot-toeing with the music.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: They don't like you messing with it. So then we'd
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: play these songs that were really important to us and
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: then we'd read all the text bagging us. that came
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: in on 348. Really?
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: God, it was good shit. You see, that's the only
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: reason I wouldn't want to do that segment with you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Because of the amount of abuse I get for, you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: my song choices. Yeah. And actually, they're not the sort
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: of songs that you would play on Hodaki as a
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: general rule.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: At least, though, that segment takes away the need for
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: it to be a throbber.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Because it's just like, it's not a throbber.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: It's just a good song.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I've felt the pressure of a throbber many times.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Not to mention on the radio.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: But no, just having it for it, having to, you know,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: really throb as opposed to be melodic. Yeah, totally.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: And soothing.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Soothing. Music. Text the word music to 3483. Join the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: music jury. Have your say on the playlist here at
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Radio Hodak and you can win a brand new record player,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: 100 bucks with the vinyl vouchers. Get stuck in because
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: we're giving that away at the end of the week.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: How good.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Today by the Smashing Pumpkins.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why not? Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: ACDC there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now, fellas,
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: exciting news for old Hoity J. You'll be aware of
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: the fact that I'm a big fan of the old
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Samsung TVs.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Now, for the people that don't know, that is an
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: inbuilt service. Yes. When you buy a Samsung TV specifically,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: they have their own range of channels. Yes. And it's
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: quite interesting channels with very old content on them.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very much so. They've got all sorts, but they've
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: got channels dedicated to one particular program. So they'll just
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: play out different. Gold trackers or something like that, and
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: they'll have 50 episodes of gold trackers.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And I've got one on my TV. Whenever I turn
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: it on now, it's on the Travel Channel.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: And all of the documentaries are very low budget and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: about 15 years old.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: Yes, pretty much. They're not great quality. But I was
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: very excited when I was over in Melbourne. We were
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: watching Samsung TV in one of the places we were
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: staying in, and they had a new movie channel called Sipsum.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh. we don't get this at home,
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: that must be an Australian thing. And then I got
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: home and realised that actually they must have just added
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: it because it's on our TV as well. Sip some. Now,
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: here's the issue that I have with it. I was
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: watching a movie today. You'll remember, Mogi, I'm sure, Liz Hurley.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Who was very famous back in her day.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: She was.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: She was quite a provocateur, if you will.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: She was in Austin Powers 1, wasn't she?
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: That's right. Yes, she was, actually.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was bloody hot.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Very provocative. But what I've noticed, and I've been watching
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: other movies on this channel, and for a while I thought, oh, this.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Is all dubbed.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: This is all dubbed stuff. It wasn't that it was dubbed.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: It's just that they bleep out the swearing.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: It's not a bleep. It's just silence. It's just silence.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: And it's like, oh, that was weird. Oh, they're swearing. Now,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: the other thing I discovered today when I was watching
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: this particular movie was that they also blur out the nudity. What?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: I was effing and jeffing because I was really enjoying
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: this movie.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: What's the point of playing it? Exactly.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're going to beep out the swearing words.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: You're going to blur out the nudity. What the hell's
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: the point of this?
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Because you were watching it, what, with your wife?
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, no, she was out. Oh, okay. And I'd actually
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: watched it the day before. I hadn't even noticed, strangely enough.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Well, hang on.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: What kind of? Because there's two forms of blurring nudity.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: What about, like, let's say for the females, for example-
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Top half blurred out or just bottom half?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Everything blurred out.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: What?
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: What about the men?
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: No, the men weren't blurred out.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, so hang on. So you were watching a movie
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: that had all the dudes with their downstairs all G? Well, yes.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: And all the women were blurred out?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: What's the name of this channel?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Sipsome.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I think I might.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Beat Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the end of the big show this Tuesday.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: I only do that to rock Keezy up.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Well, the reason it rocks me up is because it's
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: literally the end of the show. I'm about to go
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: home and you decide to take ages going do, do, do.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's like, let's wrap it up.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. Hey, now listen. Now, what's the clip that
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: you've got today, Keezy, from the Disclaimer podcast?
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: It's a bonus podcast we do every single day. Today's
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: clip is entitled Tui Solution, and it comes out tonight.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: At 7.30pm.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: You woke up this morning. Oh, was it with the Tui?
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I managed to get back to sleep. A
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: little trick I've learned, Keezy, we'll talk about it on
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: the show.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: Did you bleep?
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea, but no. I went outside and bleeped.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Jase's solution was filth.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I love how Pugs has beeped that so you can
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: hear the B and the F at the end. But
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: it comes out at 7.30pm if you want to hear
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: what Jase said.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, my bad.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: What are you up to tonight there, Jase?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Well, look, let's keep things in order here, fellas. I
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: don't want total anarchy on the show. What about you, Mogi?
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go home, probably a little bit of work. Yes.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: And a little bit of sleep, I reckon. That'll be
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: my lot. Nothing exciting. Don't know what I'm having for dinner.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: There's a Tom Yum that went around last night. I
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: had some for lunch today. I sort of find that
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I'm responsible. I'm like the pig in the house. I'm
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: responsible for going around and eating up all of the leftovers. Yes.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: And everyone else gets to eat fresh, new meals. Yeah,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: good stuff.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: We'll tip it down the mogi.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: What about you, Keezy? What are you having for... Oh,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: do we... I can't remember if we talked about it
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: at six.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: No, we didn't.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: What am I having for dinner tonight?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: My.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, pork salad.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Oh. Honestly, it doesn't sound good.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: While she was in Japan, she had a craving for
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: the specific salad she makes with pork. And she's like, man,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get home and have pork salad.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: So that's what I'm going home to. And then I'm
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: going to finish watching the first episode of the latest
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: season of Celebrity Traders UK, which is on three. Last season,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: one of the best reality shows I've ever watched. This season,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: I've watched half. I'll tell you more about it on
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: tomorrow's show. Hasn't grabbed me yet.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you went on a bit there, Kesey. We're trying
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: to get home now, man.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry, Jase. What are you up to tonight, man?
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: Well, funny you should ask that, actually, because as I
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: described at the top of the hour there, absolute debacle
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: of our dinner last night. So I said to myself today,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: I said, you know what? I'm taking responsibility tonight.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: And what did he say?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: So I went to the supermarket and I sorted it out.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: So what, you're saying that you're, hmm, okay.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: What?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Nah, you're all good.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, leave it there.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Hey, that's good stuff, James. Anyway,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow at four.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Well, hang on.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Bye. No, that's it.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow at four.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Check out the Instagram and the podcast. Love you.