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- 0:01Speaker 1: Welcome to stuff you should know from how Stuff Works
- 0:04Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark,
- 0:13Speaker 1: and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, and there's Jerry over there.
- 0:16Speaker 1: We're just horsing around saying who's ah, who's are Actually
- 0:23Speaker 1: I think people might like a little recree of what
- 0:25Speaker 1: just happened. Let's hear it. Jerry said, I need to
- 0:29Speaker 1: check levels. We didn't really say anything, and she went,
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- 0:33Speaker 1: anything for levels. She said, I don't need you to
- 0:36Speaker 1: say anything. She's like, in fact, I needed to stop talking. Yeah,
- 0:41Speaker 1: And then I had to wait until she said start talking.
- 0:43Speaker 1: She mouthed, start talking, monkey, goodness me, is that where
- 0:47Speaker 1: we are? How's it going? It's good. I just want
- 0:52Speaker 1: to before we really get started, check on the point something.
- 0:54Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you know this or not. Boy,
- 0:56Speaker 1: you have a paper clip holding your glasses together. At first,
- 1:01Speaker 1: I was like, is he just storing the paper clip?
- 1:03Speaker 1: And I thought, no, he's not storing a paper clip
- 1:05Speaker 1: and keep that tucked in his cheek. If he were
- 1:07Speaker 1: just storing it like everything else the story, it's on
- 1:10Speaker 1: the arm of your glasses where your glasses meet the
- 1:12Speaker 1: body you see there goes through. It's the it's acting
- 1:17Speaker 1: as the screw because the thing, the screw, came out
- 1:21Speaker 1: and I need my glasses on in order to put
- 1:24Speaker 1: the screw in the glasses. It's quite a conundrum. Were
- 1:27Speaker 1: you raised in Oklahoma in the depression? You know why?
- 1:31Speaker 1: Because you can get other glasses. Dude, that's how busy
- 1:34Speaker 1: I am. I can't go by the glasses store. I
- 1:36Speaker 1: don't need new ones. I just need someone with tiny
- 1:38Speaker 1: fingers and good vision from Oklahoma could probably help you
- 1:43Speaker 1: to put the screw. Ironically, Uh, and this is this
- 1:47Speaker 1: works so well. I stuck this the paper clip in there,
- 1:50Speaker 1: bent it around and I kind of like it. It
- 1:53Speaker 1: is it's handsome. It's a handsome. Look. I think you're
- 1:55Speaker 1: gonna start there. Well, I like it. Boy, Um, thanks
- 2:00Speaker 1: for playing lunch. So we're talking today. The reason I
- 2:04Speaker 1: said Who's Ah? Who's Ah? Is because we're talking Robin Hood?
- 2:09Speaker 1: Is that from Robin Hood? No, it's actually from the
- 2:12Speaker 1: movie Role Models, the Paul Rudd movie. I like that movie.
- 2:15Speaker 1: It's good and I saw it the other day again,
- 2:17Speaker 1: good dumb fun. Yeah, I love it. You know he
- 2:21Speaker 1: like wrote that Rudd. Yeah he's great. I like Stifflers. Yeah,
- 2:27Speaker 1: he's his little buddy in the movie or whatever they
- 2:30Speaker 1: call him. Ronnie. Yeah he was Ronnie. Yeah, he's amazing.
- 2:36Speaker 1: I expect great, great things from that kid, at least
- 2:39Speaker 1: I hope so. Well. Anyway, I was watching Roll Miles
- 2:41Speaker 1: the other day and one of the Lark guys comes
- 2:44Speaker 1: up and goes, who's ah, And I was like, I
- 2:47Speaker 1: always thought it was huzzah. Strickland always says it's dressed
- 2:52Speaker 1: up like the King of the Renaissance Festival. Yeah, those
- 2:55Speaker 1: Larpe those Larpe scenes were funny too write. But the
- 2:57Speaker 1: guy comes up and says, who's ah. So I was like,
- 3:00Speaker 1: I can't wait to incorporate that somehow. Robin Hood, here
- 3:04Speaker 1: we go, Prince of Thieves. Yeah. And the reason why
- 3:07Speaker 1: that would work is because the LARPers were set in
- 3:09Speaker 1: the medieval era, and everyone knows Robin Hood set in
- 3:13Speaker 1: the medieval era. But actually that's totally incorrect. Yeah, most
- 3:18Speaker 1: of the time when you see Robin Hood had set
- 3:20Speaker 1: in the Tudor era in England, almost almost invariably in
- 3:28Speaker 1: Sherwood Forest, which is a wooded area and about the
- 3:32Speaker 1: right smack dab in the center of England. Um, and
- 3:36Speaker 1: the everybody running around is acting like it's the fourteen hundreds,
- 3:41Speaker 1: maybe the fift hundreds. And that's all well and good.
- 3:45Speaker 1: If you're making a Disney version of it, reality just
- 3:48Speaker 1: goes right out the window. Right, it's Disney. It's a cartoon,
- 3:50Speaker 1: for goodness sake. Everybody lighten up. But it's entirely possible.
- 3:55Speaker 1: And there it's a good one. And there are historians
- 3:58Speaker 1: who believe that there was a real Robin Hood, and
- 4:03Speaker 1: they have spent a lot of time and effort trying
- 4:05Speaker 1: to track down exactly who it might be, exactly when
- 4:09Speaker 1: he might have lived. And my money, a lot of
- 4:12Speaker 1: historians place it right around the beginning of the twelve
- 4:18Speaker 1: hundred thirteenth century in England, long before the tutors were
- 4:22Speaker 1: ever even a twinkle in anybody's loins. Uh. Here's my
- 4:27Speaker 1: bet is that Robin Hood is a an amalgam amalgam
- 4:33Speaker 1: of a few dudes that, uh, the writers of history
- 4:40Speaker 1: have filled in some blanks and then the writers of
- 4:42Speaker 1: literature just like ran with it. Yeah, that's that's my
- 4:46Speaker 1: take on it as well, is that it's a few
- 4:48Speaker 1: people served as role models for it role models on
- 4:52Speaker 1: a new planet, Paul RhoD Is everywhere. But there are
- 4:56Speaker 1: some people who still think that there was no such
- 4:59Speaker 1: person at all, or maybe even persons might have been
- 5:02Speaker 1: wholly created. Sure, but then on the opposite side, there
- 5:05Speaker 1: are some people and there are few and far between.
- 5:08Speaker 1: From what I can tell, we believe there was a
- 5:10Speaker 1: single person named Robin Hood who did most of this
- 5:14Speaker 1: stuff and was the basis for these legends that they're
- 5:17Speaker 1: called people who want to sell books. So there's right,
- 5:20Speaker 1: there's like they're like Robin Hood case closed stamp. There's
- 5:26Speaker 1: like a whole spectrum that you can just walk right
- 5:29Speaker 1: up and say, I believe this, and you're as right
- 5:32Speaker 1: as anybody on the Robin Hood train. Yeah. So if
- 5:35Speaker 1: we go back in time, um, you know, I think
- 5:39Speaker 1: everyone knows that early historians had a lot of blanks, uh,
- 5:43Speaker 1: and they weren't the most reliable narrators because they would
- 5:46Speaker 1: just fill them in with stuff they made up. Yeah,
- 5:49Speaker 1: because I think they didn't. I don't know if they
- 5:51Speaker 1: realized that early on. I'm speculating here that they were
- 5:55Speaker 1: really historians, yeah, that they're like recording history. I think
- 5:58Speaker 1: it was more like, hey, this is a good story,
- 6:02Speaker 1: and I don't know in five hundred years people are
- 6:05Speaker 1: going to be taking this as is written history. They're
- 6:09Speaker 1: spinning yarn in this case. I don't think that's correct.
- 6:13Speaker 1: I think that they were They considered themselves actual historians
- 6:17Speaker 1: who were getting to the bottom of history, but they
- 6:19Speaker 1: had a worldview, and specifically with robin Hood, it was
- 6:23Speaker 1: I think fifteenth century or sixteenth century Scottish historians who
- 6:28Speaker 1: were the ones who really kind of gave us the
- 6:30Speaker 1: image of robin Hood that was drunk, the robbing from
- 6:33Speaker 1: the rich to give to the poor, the chivalry, um,
- 6:37Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff. Anti establishment. Yeah, that actually
- 6:41Speaker 1: was part of it before they had to kind of
- 6:43Speaker 1: figure out how to make that one work because it
- 6:45Speaker 1: didn't make sense to them at the time. But they
- 6:47Speaker 1: basically said, here, we've got these ballads that were written
- 6:51Speaker 1: in the hundred's the fourteenth century, and um, we think
- 6:56Speaker 1: they're historical, so we're gonna try to put this in context.
- 7:00Speaker 1: And the stuff we don't understand, we're just gonna make up,
- 7:02Speaker 1: but we're gonna pass it off as real. So there's
- 7:05Speaker 1: this if you it's one of those great things like
- 7:07Speaker 1: with fairy tales. We know all these Fasure Tales, and
- 7:10Speaker 1: you remember we did those those episodes on it. Those
- 7:12Speaker 1: are good, but if you strip away the stuff that's
- 7:14Speaker 1: been added over the years and get to the bare bones,
- 7:16Speaker 1: it's way darker. It's just child abuse. A lot different yeah,
- 7:19Speaker 1: and a lot different, um than than what we know
- 7:22Speaker 1: and love, as you know, for in this case the
- 7:25Speaker 1: robin Hood legend. Right, So if you want to look
- 7:27Speaker 1: at literature, like you mentioned these ballads, the actual canon
- 7:31Speaker 1: for robin Hood, the very first mentioned is uh one
- 7:36Speaker 1: called Piers Plowman p I E. R s like Piers
- 7:40Speaker 1: Morgan exactly from William Langland about thirteen seventy seven. Uh,
- 7:48Speaker 1: And then there were a host of other ballads, um,
- 7:51Speaker 1: and this is all what it was, this Middle English,
- 7:55Speaker 1: I think. So is that what you call it? I
- 7:56Speaker 1: don't know, maybe even old with like wise for for
- 8:00Speaker 1: vowels and things like that like Cannonbury Tales stuff. I
- 8:02Speaker 1: really don't know if that's Middle or Old English. Anyway,
- 8:05Speaker 1: it's barely legible. It is a little and that is
- 8:09Speaker 1: spelled l y T y l L, which is great
- 8:12Speaker 1: a little just of robin Hood. That was was that
- 8:18Speaker 1: like Sean Connery and maybe dope, Uh, just of robin Hood.
- 8:24Speaker 1: That's straight up says Robin Hood. And then a few
- 8:27Speaker 1: more robin Hood in the Monk, Robin Hood in the
- 8:30Speaker 1: Potter robin Hood, and Guy of Gisborne, and Robin Hood
- 8:35Speaker 1: in the Temple of Doom. That one was super dark.
- 8:39Speaker 1: It was very dark. The author had just broken up
- 8:41Speaker 1: with his girlfriend, and I think that's what brought us
- 8:43Speaker 1: the PG. Thirteen rating. It was not mistaken. Um. So
- 8:50Speaker 1: whether or not you believe this stuff basically has to
- 8:53Speaker 1: do with whether or not these early songs you think
- 8:57Speaker 1: are just songs or a matter of history historical record. Yeah,
- 9:02Speaker 1: And like that's how before people commonly wrote stuff down.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Like at this time when this stuff was being written,
- 9:08Speaker 1: the people who are writing it were monks. Those are
- 9:10Speaker 1: the only people educated enough to write. UM. But people
- 9:15Speaker 1: still pass stories down and they did it through oral histories.
- 9:18Speaker 1: So it's entirely possible that these early ballads were meant
- 9:22Speaker 1: to We're created to um commemorate a person or people
- 9:28Speaker 1: or events or something like that, and then just over
- 9:31Speaker 1: time we lost weight a minute. Are these fiction or nonfiction?
- 9:34Speaker 1: But you're right, like that's the divide when it comes
- 9:37Speaker 1: to approaching UM. Robin Hood from an historical advantage, like
- 9:42Speaker 1: are these just totally fiction or are they meant to
- 9:45Speaker 1: commemorate something that actually happened. Yeah, and it's easy through
- 9:49Speaker 1: today's lens to dismiss these things as songs. But back then,
- 9:52Speaker 1: like you're saying, it's like, what better way to remember
- 9:56Speaker 1: history than to set it to Uh? Come on, Eileen?
- 10:01Speaker 1: Why that man? Why did you just do that? That's
- 10:03Speaker 1: a great song. It was the first thousand times I
- 10:06Speaker 1: heard it. Oh, you don't like anywhere, you know. That's
- 10:08Speaker 1: one of the problems is it's like it's like they
- 10:11Speaker 1: just made ten songs in the eighties and that's all
- 10:13Speaker 1: you ever hear. There were so many more songs Burning
- 10:16Speaker 1: down the house. It was once a great song as well.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I'm going to see David burndon Knight. Oh cool. So
- 10:26Speaker 1: you won't listen to come On, Aileen, but you'll regurgitate
- 10:29Speaker 1: the what's up Budweiser guys from the nineties, I've heard
- 10:33Speaker 1: that less frequently. Um, what connection did I hear recently
- 10:37Speaker 1: from the guy who directed those I think he's directing
- 10:39Speaker 1: movies now or something. The guy who directed those commercials.
- 10:43Speaker 1: They're like, you may like, you've never heard of this
- 10:45Speaker 1: movie director. But you ever, right, remember these guys Like
- 10:49Speaker 1: that was the gist of it. I'm surprised those ads
- 10:51Speaker 1: never got like a full movie themselves. It was that
- 10:56Speaker 1: that definitely that era, Oh for sure. Remember the Caveman
- 10:59Speaker 1: from the Guy co Eds. They had their own TV
- 11:02Speaker 1: show for yeah, like for like three episodes see that. Yeah,
- 11:06Speaker 1: this totally could have been a TV show. Call it.
- 11:09Speaker 1: What's up? Guys? Right, what's happening? Was taken? All right?
- 11:16Speaker 1: So where were we we were talking about the talking heads.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Let's talk about the forest. Well, the reason we're talking
- 11:25Speaker 1: about the forest is because while a character may or
- 11:29Speaker 1: may not have existed, the stuff in the ballads definitely
- 11:33Speaker 1: bears a strong resemblance actual historical events. Yeah right, Yeah,
- 11:38Speaker 1: the forest is significant here because at the time in
- 11:41Speaker 1: the Middle Ages, um how much it had a percentage
- 11:44Speaker 1: of two thirds of the land in England were was
- 11:48Speaker 1: forest land And it was sort of a It was
- 11:52Speaker 1: a place where the king, it was a place where
- 11:56Speaker 1: people could go hide out. So that's where it gets
- 11:58Speaker 1: this sort of outlaw uh lore is it was a
- 12:01Speaker 1: legit place for outlaws to go do their business, right,
- 12:04Speaker 1: but it was also an outlaw hide out because just
- 12:09Speaker 1: by hanging out in the forest, you were by definition
- 12:12Speaker 1: and outlaw because of those forest laws that were super
- 12:15Speaker 1: unpopular among people. You know, forest law means what. I
- 12:19Speaker 1: don't know what. I'll tell you what days, what happens
- 12:22Speaker 1: in the forest days in the forest, Yeah, unless unless
- 12:25Speaker 1: somebody comes out and blabs about what goes on in
- 12:27Speaker 1: the forest. Do you remember, like being a kid though,
- 12:31Speaker 1: hanging out in the forest, in the woods, like playing.
- 12:33Speaker 1: I grew up in on two acres in the woods,
- 12:35Speaker 1: so I was always in the woods its own place.
- 12:39Speaker 1: So you can imagine like your whole country is like that,
- 12:42Speaker 1: and like that's how you're living. You're just an outlaw
- 12:45Speaker 1: with your buddies hanging out, having a camp fire every night,
- 12:49Speaker 1: eating roast pig that you find wandering around. Yeah, but
- 12:54Speaker 1: it was weird because the king could like that was
- 12:57Speaker 1: his land where he could go have you know, go
- 13:00Speaker 1: hunting and have his his dudes hunting. But it was
- 13:04Speaker 1: also lawless in a place to hide. It was weird.
- 13:08Speaker 1: There's a lot going on in the forest, right. So
- 13:10Speaker 1: the reason why you were just by definition and outlaw
- 13:13Speaker 1: if you were hanging out in the forces, because the
- 13:14Speaker 1: king had these forest laws that said all this forest,
- 13:17Speaker 1: this is mine, this is for my hunting, my friends hunting,
- 13:21Speaker 1: and that's it. If you're hanging out in the forest,
- 13:23Speaker 1: you're breaking the law. And it was like a big law,
- 13:26Speaker 1: and like there were serious punishments for so just being
- 13:29Speaker 1: in the forest made you an outlaw. But even more
- 13:32Speaker 1: than that, the people who went and lived in the
- 13:34Speaker 1: forest weren't like on the run necessarily from the King
- 13:38Speaker 1: and the King's officials. They were like at war with
- 13:41Speaker 1: the King and the king's officials. This is a time
- 13:43Speaker 1: where like just some schmoke like you or me could
- 13:47Speaker 1: like wage war directly with the King of England and
- 13:50Speaker 1: gave him to come fight us, basically, And that's kind
- 13:53Speaker 1: of what happened. And that's why the forest was a
- 13:55Speaker 1: backdrop for um all of the robin Hood legends from
- 13:59Speaker 1: the beginning of the ballads up to the Um the
- 14:02Speaker 1: robin Hood men and Tights, they were all set in
- 14:06Speaker 1: the forest. And because this happened, the forest laws were
- 14:09Speaker 1: passed and everyone was really upset about it. So, whether
- 14:12Speaker 1: it's a metaphor or whether they're saying, like the king
- 14:15Speaker 1: did this and we need to commemorate it, or they
- 14:17Speaker 1: were just you know, building a foundation for why this
- 14:20Speaker 1: action was taking place. The forest like plays a huge role. Yeah,
- 14:24Speaker 1: and there's there's a new Robin Hood movie coming out.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You know. It's crazy, Like it seems like every couple
- 14:31Speaker 1: of years this this just won't die. They're gonna do
- 14:34Speaker 1: a new version of it. And there's a new one
- 14:36Speaker 1: with the kid from Kidn't Play with kids from Kidn't Play.
- 14:40Speaker 1: He's awesome. He does that like jump through is remember
- 14:44Speaker 1: held his foot and then jump through the used to that. No,
- 14:47Speaker 1: I never could, Yeah, I would just fall flat on
- 14:50Speaker 1: my face. Young Chuck was a little more fleet of foot. Uh.
- 14:54Speaker 1: It's got the kid from the Kingsman, you know that guy.
- 14:58Speaker 1: He plays Robin Hood and Jamie Uh, Jamie Fox is
- 15:04Speaker 1: a little John I guess, but it's you know, of
- 15:06Speaker 1: course this one he's he's shooting like literally like five
- 15:10Speaker 1: arrows at once and they all managed to go in
- 15:12Speaker 1: different directions somehow. Oh is it a comedy? No, No,
- 15:16Speaker 1: it's real Okay, Like there's guys coming at him from
- 15:18Speaker 1: different and so he'll put like three arrows and shoot
- 15:21Speaker 1: them at the same time. Yet they'll all like spread
- 15:24Speaker 1: out like a machine gun fire or something. Shotgun and
- 15:27Speaker 1: for some weird reason, he's going he yeah, every every shot.
- 15:31Speaker 1: And then I was looking at movies today just while
- 15:34Speaker 1: we're on that, and I totally forgot there was a
- 15:37Speaker 1: Russell Crowe version that I didn't even see. I think
- 15:40Speaker 1: that was just Robin Hood, right, Robin Hood from like
- 15:43Speaker 1: two thousand and ten Scott, Yeah, No, that's not the one.
- 15:48Speaker 1: There's one that like historians are like, this is about
- 15:51Speaker 1: as close to accurate as we've gotten. Well, I looked
- 15:54Speaker 1: up on the Russell crow and then I think the
- 15:56Speaker 1: deal is that one is a prequel of sorts because
- 16:00Speaker 1: it's it's like the Wars before he became you know,
- 16:05Speaker 1: Robin Hood, uh that you know, robson and gives to
- 16:10Speaker 1: the poor. I would go check that one out. The
- 16:12Speaker 1: one that I was thinking of was from It was
- 16:14Speaker 1: directed by John Irvin Um starring Patrick Bergen, remember him,
- 16:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and Uma Thurman. That's the one. The historians
- 16:23Speaker 1: are like, this this really the best out of all
- 16:26Speaker 1: of them. As I like that movie when it came out,
- 16:32Speaker 1: I'll admit it. I saw JFK on the plane to
- 16:35Speaker 1: Australia and I gotta tell you, as it came up,
- 16:38Speaker 1: a Costner fan with that one guy is a great actor.
- 16:41Speaker 1: You fell in love all over again. Yeah, well, I
- 16:44Speaker 1: specifically avoid a draft day so I could leave the
- 16:47Speaker 1: door open to be a fan again. Yeah yeah, that's funny.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I don't remember. I'll remember was that preview for draft day.
- 16:54Speaker 1: That's all I saw, too. But I just remember that
- 16:56Speaker 1: they built up in that previews it's about the NFL drafts,
- 17:00Speaker 1: something so big, Like I can't believe that happened. It's
- 17:02Speaker 1: gonna I was like, what did they like kill somebody
- 17:05Speaker 1: in the draft room? Now they drafted calling Kaepernick Kaepernick,
- 17:09Speaker 1: that's so you Kaepernick. Whatever, Let's take a break. I
- 17:15Speaker 1: feel like we're off the rails and we're lost in
- 17:17Speaker 1: the forest. Yeah, and we'll come back right utter this
- 17:20Speaker 1: watch why Ska. But you should know that hyk you
- 17:34Speaker 1: should know y ska that you should know knows. But
- 17:43Speaker 1: Josh Clark, by the way, I want to say, I
- 17:46Speaker 1: admire calling Kaepernick or Kaepernick, and I meant no disrespect
- 17:50Speaker 1: by saying his name. You're right, that is just so me.
- 17:53Speaker 1: Of course I knew you're kneeling right now. In fact,
- 17:56Speaker 1: I know that you knew, but I just wanted to
- 17:58Speaker 1: sure you know um all right, so they're in the forest.
- 18:03Speaker 1: The forest makes historical sense, like we pointed out, that's
- 18:06Speaker 1: where outlaws did their bidding. Um. And now we should
- 18:11Speaker 1: talk about the king because it's sort of not all
- 18:16Speaker 1: over the map. But there's a few a few people
- 18:19Speaker 1: that some historians believe could have been the King of note. Yeah,
- 18:23Speaker 1: but what's what's weird is if you read those original
- 18:26Speaker 1: ballads that are spelled all crazy, they mentioned the king once.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Out of all of them, there's just one mention of
- 18:32Speaker 1: the king, and they they refer to him as Edward
- 18:35Speaker 1: are comely King, Yeah, which I think is Edward three. Right,
- 18:39Speaker 1: that's what some historians say, Uh, if you take the
- 18:43Speaker 1: ballads that face value and that they were written contemporaneously
- 18:46Speaker 1: to Robin Hood's exploits, right, But a lot of people,
- 18:50Speaker 1: and even in the popular um culture, the kings that
- 18:54Speaker 1: are most associated with the Robin Hood legend are Richard
- 18:58Speaker 1: the Lion Heart and his brother, the sniveling villain, King John.
- 19:02Speaker 1: He's always sniveling and weney in the mo and so
- 19:04Speaker 1: in the in the robin Hood legends, Robin Hood frequently
- 19:08Speaker 1: helped Richard the Lionheart regain his throne from King John.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Who had scheme to get it away from him. King
- 19:14Speaker 1: John's the villain. King King really Robin Hood's the hero,
- 19:18Speaker 1: but King Richard's like the backup hero. Um. But they
- 19:22Speaker 1: they think that it's possible, and some of the best
- 19:26Speaker 1: candidates for who Robin Hoo was based on. Actually we're
- 19:29Speaker 1: running around and interacting with the real life King John,
- 19:33Speaker 1: if not also King Richard too. Yeah, but that doesn't
- 19:38Speaker 1: make sense time wise, right, because unless they just took
- 19:41Speaker 1: a while to get around to writing these stories, because
- 19:44Speaker 1: they were around a hundred years before the first Robin
- 19:47Speaker 1: Hood ballad started appearing, right, which, in my opinion, lends
- 19:51Speaker 1: credence to the idea that the ballads are folklore based
- 19:55Speaker 1: on actual events, because that time span is just about
- 20:00Speaker 1: not enough for things to be kind of changed and
- 20:02Speaker 1: compressed and added to and um for a folklore to develop.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Like think about if you're describing like an outlaw, Like
- 20:10Speaker 1: if you or I like wrote something about Billy the
- 20:12Speaker 1: Kid based on stuff we'd heard, what will we come
- 20:16Speaker 1: up with? It'd be close, but it wouldn't be like accurate,
- 20:20Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, that's a good point. Uh. Richard though,
- 20:23Speaker 1: had a pretty interesting story um when he died and
- 20:27Speaker 1: this is something that is not lower but is uh
- 20:31Speaker 1: is close to recorded fact as we can get. He
- 20:33Speaker 1: was walking around the perimeter of a chateau in France,
- 20:38Speaker 1: um where he that was just there was a battle
- 20:40Speaker 1: going on, basically didn't have I get the feeling that
- 20:43Speaker 1: it was sort of winding down. So he may have
- 20:45Speaker 1: d chainmailed and was like just airing out his armpits
- 20:49Speaker 1: or something. And he was shot with a crossbow in
- 20:54Speaker 1: the shoulder. Ordinarily might not have been a big deal,
- 20:57Speaker 1: but it turned gangrenous. Uh. And some people say as
- 21:02Speaker 1: he was dying, he said, bring me the man who
- 21:04Speaker 1: shot me, and they bring the man and he like
- 21:07Speaker 1: forgave him and said spare this man. I may die,
- 21:09Speaker 1: but do not do anything to him. But that's not
- 21:12Speaker 1: how it turned out, is it. It's not. The guy's
- 21:15Speaker 1: named Peter Basil. And after the king died, Uh, everybody
- 21:19Speaker 1: turned to Peter Basil and it was like, you're know
- 21:21Speaker 1: you're dead, right, He's like, I probably figured it's yeah.
- 21:24Speaker 1: It's like I was really hoping that wasn't the case.
- 21:26Speaker 1: But but didn't. Didn't you hear him? He just said right, mother,
- 21:31Speaker 1: But they flayed him alive, which meant peeling the skin
- 21:33Speaker 1: off of his head while he was alive, and then
- 21:36Speaker 1: after he endured a lot of agony, they hanged him
- 21:40Speaker 1: without the skin because I'm sure they peeled it off
- 21:42Speaker 1: of his neck as well. Imagine how bad a hanging
- 21:44Speaker 1: would be. But then without your skin on your neck,
- 21:49Speaker 1: adding insult to injuries what it is? Yeah, So it
- 21:52Speaker 1: was custom at the time that you bury um the
- 21:55Speaker 1: king in different places, which sounds really horrific now, but
- 22:00Speaker 1: he was. He was cut up in buried different places,
- 22:02Speaker 1: heart in Normandy, his entrails and shallows and apparently the
- 22:08Speaker 1: rest of his remains in anjou. Right. So that was
- 22:13Speaker 1: a good brother. Yeah, that was Richard the lion Heart.
- 22:16Speaker 1: So he wasn't like deposed by his brother John. Um,
- 22:21Speaker 1: he actually died. He he was king for two years
- 22:25Speaker 1: after their father. Um what was his name, Henry, I
- 22:30Speaker 1: believe Henry the second? Yeah, Henry the second? Right? Yeah, Okay,
- 22:34Speaker 1: So um, after Henry the Second died, Richard took over
- 22:37Speaker 1: for two years. Then he dies and then John uh
- 22:40Speaker 1: ascends to the throne terror and John was like he's
- 22:44Speaker 1: known among historians is the worst king England's ever had. Yeah,
- 22:48Speaker 1: he was like you said he was paranoid, he was
- 22:52Speaker 1: had no scruples, he was humorless. Um, he was just
- 22:57Speaker 1: not a good guy. They point out in this article
- 22:59Speaker 1: you sent he was the opposite of Robin Hood and
- 23:01Speaker 1: that he took from the rich and the poor and
- 23:04Speaker 1: just gave it to himself. I actually wrote that, did
- 23:06Speaker 1: you write that? Very well done, thank you, Thank you everybody.
- 23:10Speaker 1: It sounded like a Josh Clark line. And in the movies,
- 23:13Speaker 1: like John's always just sort of a just that he's
- 23:16Speaker 1: sort of a whiny baby. He is, but he's also
- 23:18Speaker 1: very powerful and very evil and deadly, yes and vindictive,
- 23:22Speaker 1: right yeah, so um, this is in real life. That's
- 23:25Speaker 1: how he's remembered and described. He was very well known
- 23:28Speaker 1: for being a heavy taxer. He would take your state
- 23:31Speaker 1: and he would use these funds to like enrich himself
- 23:33Speaker 1: basically like you're saying, Um, But he was the the
- 23:38Speaker 1: noble or he was the king that the nobles rebelled
- 23:42Speaker 1: against and forced to sign the Magna Carta. That was John.
- 23:46Speaker 1: That means that he was such a bad king that
- 23:49Speaker 1: his own people rose up and took London hostage and
- 23:53Speaker 1: forced him to negotiate with them, and he signed this
- 23:56Speaker 1: document that forms the basis of civil and individual liberties
- 24:01Speaker 1: in the Western world. You know, the Magnet cart As
- 24:04Speaker 1: signed in twelve fifteen, So John was forced to sign that,
- 24:07Speaker 1: and this rebellion is kind of um part of the
- 24:10Speaker 1: robin Hood legend as well. Yeah, he wasn't cool, no,
- 24:15Speaker 1: but just everything going on around him was cool. And
- 24:18Speaker 1: I think that the point of John, and the reason
- 24:22Speaker 1: why I think that that that he was part of
- 24:24Speaker 1: the basis of the robin Hood legend historically, is that
- 24:27Speaker 1: prior to John, when his father was king, there was
- 24:31Speaker 1: a respect for the rule of law and things were
- 24:35Speaker 1: just kind of run well, like the king didn't act
- 24:39Speaker 1: above the law. Well, King John was very much not
- 24:42Speaker 1: like that. He was above the law and acted like
- 24:44Speaker 1: it and flaunted it. So when his father was around,
- 24:47Speaker 1: the idea of an outlaw and al law was a villain.
- 24:50Speaker 1: By the time John took over, um or after John
- 24:54Speaker 1: took over, that had reversed. The outlaw was in opposition
- 24:58Speaker 1: to the king. The law was what was corrupt, and
- 25:01Speaker 1: so John's reign kind of gave this fertile ground for
- 25:04Speaker 1: a legend like robin Hood, an outlaw hero to develop,
- 25:08Speaker 1: possibly for the first time in Western culture. Yeah, it
- 25:11Speaker 1: was prime time for something like this to take hold.
- 25:14Speaker 1: So as far as who Robin Hood may have been, um,
- 25:18Speaker 1: historians have tossed a lot of people into the into
- 25:20Speaker 1: the pot over the years, uh, and most of them
- 25:24Speaker 1: have some variation of that name. Um, there was a
- 25:29Speaker 1: Robin with a y hod h o d um. A
- 25:33Speaker 1: Robert Hood or robertis not bad. That was Gilbert Robin Hood? Sure,
- 25:41Speaker 1: why not with a y n um. So all these
- 25:44Speaker 1: historians are like, oh, it's got to be these three guys, right, yeah,
- 25:47Speaker 1: Robin Hood with a you. But here's what some other
- 25:51Speaker 1: folks have finally said, is you know what I think
- 25:54Speaker 1: That name is not a name, but it is a
- 25:56Speaker 1: term uh for an outlaw. So it was created and
- 26:02Speaker 1: there's a little bit to back that up. Yeah, there
- 26:04Speaker 1: really is. They Actually this is like as clever as
- 26:07Speaker 1: an historian can get pretty good stuff, clever and lucky. Um.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Some historians I didn't find out who it was or when,
- 26:14Speaker 1: but they came upon a um, I guess, like a
- 26:20Speaker 1: civic proclamation about prior, which is a church official being
- 26:25Speaker 1: pardoned for seizing somebody's assets and the person and he
- 26:30Speaker 1: sees him without a warrant, which is what he was
- 26:32Speaker 1: being pardoned for. But the person whose assets he sees
- 26:35Speaker 1: was an outlaw named William rober Hood. Okay, a Robin
- 26:41Speaker 1: Hood right r O B E H O D. So
- 26:44Speaker 1: they were like, okay, this is a robin Hood right here.
- 26:47Speaker 1: They managed to find the years um court record before
- 26:51Speaker 1: for the same area, but that there was only one
- 26:54Speaker 1: prior in the area, and that that noted that the
- 26:57Speaker 1: prior had seized the assets of a guy in named
- 27:00Speaker 1: Robert Son or no Williams Son William Son of Robert Lefever.
- 27:05Speaker 1: So what they figured out was that the clerk in
- 27:09Speaker 1: the pardnering proclamation wrote down that the guy was a robohad,
- 27:14Speaker 1: which meant a fugitive, an outlaw, And um, they say, okay,
- 27:19Speaker 1: this is proof positive that as late as twelve sixty two,
- 27:22Speaker 1: no later than twelve sixty two, the idea of using
- 27:25Speaker 1: the term robin Hood or some variation of that as
- 27:29Speaker 1: a term for an outlaw a generic term for an outlaw,
- 27:32Speaker 1: was so widespread that a clerk could write that down
- 27:35Speaker 1: denote somebody as a robohad and people would know what
- 27:39Speaker 1: they were talking about, which means that that legend of
- 27:41Speaker 1: Robin Hood had to have been around prior to this
- 27:45Speaker 1: and in circulation for long enough that it had spread. Yeah,
- 27:49Speaker 1: So in effect, Williams son of Robert Lefever is the
- 27:52Speaker 1: same person as William Robohad and this dude in twelve
- 27:57Speaker 1: sixty two. Uh, this clerk just took it upon himself
- 28:00Speaker 1: to give him that name, and no one thought he
- 28:02Speaker 1: was crazy, right. It almost like he had written down
- 28:05Speaker 1: William the bank robber or William the bandit rather than
- 28:10Speaker 1: writing his last name, which frankly didn't have a last name.
- 28:13Speaker 1: He was son of Robert Lefever because they didn't have
- 28:15Speaker 1: last names very much back then. So it was very
- 28:18Speaker 1: much like the clerk wrote William the outlaw Bandit. But
- 28:23Speaker 1: what what he used Robohad or Robin Hood instead of
- 28:26Speaker 1: outlaw Bandit's just somewhere over the ages we lost that
- 28:31Speaker 1: knowledge that Robohod or Robin Hood meant that and wasn't
- 28:35Speaker 1: an actual person. So there's this other guy, folk fits Warren.
- 28:40Speaker 1: I love this guy. He is a bad dude. He
- 28:44Speaker 1: was a bad dude and he was a real guy.
- 28:46Speaker 1: And it turns out there was actually a personal link
- 28:49Speaker 1: to King John. They were pals a little folk Fitz
- 28:52Speaker 1: Warren and young John, who I bet young John was
- 28:55Speaker 1: a not fun to be around. He's probably not a
- 28:58Speaker 1: fun playmate mine. Uh. And here's one story. They were
- 29:03Speaker 1: playing chess one day, John got mad, broke his chessboard
- 29:07Speaker 1: over folks head. Uh. Folk kicked him in the stomach
- 29:10Speaker 1: and John almost said, little John, but that would be
- 29:13Speaker 1: a mistake. Little John was a character which, by the way,
- 29:17Speaker 1: I don't think we mentioned Little John was referenced in
- 29:19Speaker 1: all those old ballads. See he's been around kind of
- 29:21Speaker 1: since the beginning, and they think they found that's right. So, uh,
- 29:25Speaker 1: this John, as he was younger, went crying to daddy
- 29:29Speaker 1: and said he kicked me in the stomach, expecting to
- 29:31Speaker 1: get some sort of backup. And apparently that would have
- 29:35Speaker 1: been Henry the second. Um. I don't know if he
- 29:38Speaker 1: beat him, but he was beaten for complaining about being
- 29:40Speaker 1: kicked in the stomach. Yeah, so no wonder John grew
- 29:45Speaker 1: up to be a jerk. His dad did never have
- 29:48Speaker 1: his back. It sounds like, yeah, that's part of it,
- 29:50Speaker 1: I'm sure. So flash forward a bit. Uh, folks father
- 29:55Speaker 1: passes away, he inherits his ancestral holding at Whittington. John
- 30:02Speaker 1: comes to power and says, I remember when you kicked
- 30:04Speaker 1: me in the stomach, What a little bastard. I am
- 30:08Speaker 1: going to take your holdings, take your family estate basically,
- 30:14Speaker 1: and then give it to your enemy, Old Moriy fits Roger. Yeah, sorry,
- 30:20Speaker 1: Maury's there's a name as an s at the end.
- 30:22Speaker 1: These names are great. So Folk ends up murdering Morey's. Uh,
- 30:28Speaker 1: it might even be Morris Morris maybe yeah, probably today
- 30:31Speaker 1: it would be Morris fitz Roger's. Uh. Folk kills Morris
- 30:40Speaker 1: flees and basically wages a robin Hood like war against
- 30:46Speaker 1: John and his men for about three years, so this
- 30:50Speaker 1: could be him. Yeah, it could be because not just
- 30:53Speaker 1: the fact that he was battling um King John and
- 30:57Speaker 1: and fled to the forest where he used as his
- 31:00Speaker 1: base of operations. But there are a few other things
- 31:03Speaker 1: that came up. Like one thing that's part of the
- 31:06Speaker 1: legends but actually isn't part of the earliest ballads is
- 31:09Speaker 1: that um that robin Hood was a fallen nobleman, somebody
- 31:14Speaker 1: of noble birth who either lost or renounced their title
- 31:18Speaker 1: and became an outlaw and then regained it. That's the
- 31:21Speaker 1: story of Folk fits Warren. Like he he lost his land,
- 31:26Speaker 1: he lost his title to this other guy and then
- 31:29Speaker 1: finally got it back when he was pardoned in twelve
- 31:32Speaker 1: oh three. Right, pretty good candidate. That was one. There's
- 31:35Speaker 1: another one, um where folk Um was was known to
- 31:41Speaker 1: while he was a forest bandit. He would hijack like
- 31:46Speaker 1: the King's people who were carrying the King's money problem
- 31:50Speaker 1: and Um he would say what do you have on you?
- 31:54Speaker 1: And the ones who told the truth about what they
- 31:56Speaker 1: actually had, the amount of currency they had on him,
- 31:59Speaker 1: he would let live. Very Robin Hoodie, very like straight
- 32:03Speaker 1: out of the legend. But the ones who lied, he would,
- 32:06Speaker 1: you know, punish with their lives or whatever. That was
- 32:08Speaker 1: super Robin Hoodie. There was also another character trait of
- 32:12Speaker 1: Robin Hood was disguised, is using disguises. Yeah, Folk fitz
- 32:15Speaker 1: Warren was not above disguising himself. Yeah. There was another guy,
- 32:19Speaker 1: historical outlaw name used to the Monk, who also had
- 32:23Speaker 1: the disguised thing down, very much like Robin in fact exactly,
- 32:27Speaker 1: he would disguise himself as a potter Um. And that
- 32:30Speaker 1: even goes to the Disney cartoon. Yeah, these disguises very
- 32:34Speaker 1: much a Robin Hood thing. I haven't I don't know,
- 32:37Speaker 1: used to the monk doesn't seem as um enticing to me?
- 32:41Speaker 1: Is his old fitz Warren no fits fits um or
- 32:44Speaker 1: folk is he's my guy too? Speaking of fits, that
- 32:48Speaker 1: we should tell everyone that that little tag at the
- 32:50Speaker 1: beginning of the name means that you're, uh, you're a
- 32:53Speaker 1: bastard child right in illegitimate son. I look that up
- 32:56Speaker 1: because it sounded too good to be true. But um,
- 33:00Speaker 1: the there was definitely a kid named fitz Roy, which
- 33:05Speaker 1: meant illegitimate son of roy of the king, and I
- 33:08Speaker 1: can't remember what king or what the guy's first name was,
- 33:11Speaker 1: And since then it's kind of become code. But I
- 33:14Speaker 1: don't know that that was widespread at the time, that
- 33:17Speaker 1: necessarily Folk fitz Warren was an illegitimate son, or that
- 33:21Speaker 1: um any of the other Fitzes were. Oh yeah, I
- 33:24Speaker 1: wonder today if like Fitzpatrick and Fitzgibbins and like Fitzgerald,
- 33:29Speaker 1: fitz Gerald is all or does that all mean illegitimate
- 33:32Speaker 1: son of Gerald or Fadrick. I don't know. I don't
- 33:34Speaker 1: know it's the truth anymore. Child, very interesting fits. Should
- 33:39Speaker 1: we take another break? Yeah, We'll let everybody stew on
- 33:42Speaker 1: that one for a little while. We'll be back right
- 33:45Speaker 1: after this skamember. That's why he should know, should know.
- 34:07Speaker 1: But Josh Clark, alright, so we've covered folk and we
- 34:16Speaker 1: covered Eustace fulk by the way, we gotta tell that
- 34:20Speaker 1: one story real quick about him. The beginning. Yeah, he
- 34:24Speaker 1: found out that another um, another bandit was using his name,
- 34:29Speaker 1: Pierce Morgan. What was his name? Pierce? What Pierce to Breuville. Okay,
- 34:34Speaker 1: that sounds like the sounds like romance novel names. Um.
- 34:38Speaker 1: But he found out Pierce was using his name robbing
- 34:41Speaker 1: somewhere else. And he captured Pierce and his men, and
- 34:45Speaker 1: he made pierced ties men up and then go around
- 34:47Speaker 1: in behead every single one of them with with his
- 34:49Speaker 1: own hands, with I guess, with the assumption that he
- 34:52Speaker 1: would be let go, I guess, but he didn't. Then
- 34:54Speaker 1: he cut off Pierce's hands when he was dead. If
- 34:57Speaker 1: this happened, Chuck, can you imagine Gin being in that house,
- 35:02Speaker 1: that room where there's like five, six, ten guys. I
- 35:06Speaker 1: have no idea how many men there were who were
- 35:09Speaker 1: systematically beheaded, and so like, as they're weight, you're waiting
- 35:12Speaker 1: in line as the guy next he's getting his head
- 35:15Speaker 1: cut off, and your turns next there's heads everywhere. Yeah,
- 35:18Speaker 1: how much blood and gore was everywhere? Like, can you
- 35:20Speaker 1: imagine like really put yourself into that situation like that
- 35:24Speaker 1: may have actually happened. It's so disturbing. Disturbing, Yeah, like
- 35:30Speaker 1: losing your head. That's that's I think that's probably like
- 35:32Speaker 1: the first mortal fear any humans ever experienced. Like we're
- 35:38Speaker 1: we just know on like a primal level, the head
- 35:40Speaker 1: is supposed to be attached to the body, and when
- 35:42Speaker 1: it's not, there's something bad wrong that's going on. Yeah,
- 35:46Speaker 1: like your your death. Didn't we determine though in a
- 35:50Speaker 1: podcast nine and a half years ago, that you stay
- 35:53Speaker 1: alive for like what six or seven seconds? I think
- 35:57Speaker 1: that's what they found in rats after you were beheaded. Yeah.
- 36:00Speaker 1: I remember that one guy who was guillotine like he
- 36:02Speaker 1: kept like looking over and like trying to die, But
- 36:04Speaker 1: then they'd say his name and his eyes would open
- 36:06Speaker 1: back up and he would be like what, Oh, could
- 36:09Speaker 1: you imagine the horror of potentially looking up for four
- 36:12Speaker 1: seconds and seeing your headless body. No, No, my mind
- 36:17Speaker 1: just rails against going there. Yeah, it should, it's it's
- 36:21Speaker 1: replacing it with the with up. Yeah. Alright, so uh
- 36:29Speaker 1: there was a guy who wrote a book. A lot
- 36:30Speaker 1: of people are still trying to pieces together. Um. This
- 36:33Speaker 1: is not something that historians, uh put to bed years
- 36:36Speaker 1: and years ago. Definitely not um, only fourteen years ago
- 36:39Speaker 1: in two thousand and four, and probably since then. But
- 36:41Speaker 1: there was a dude named Brian Benison who wrote a
- 36:44Speaker 1: book called Robin Hood colin case closed, always a culd
- 36:49Speaker 1: the real story. That's pretty close to case close, Yeah,
- 36:52Speaker 1: pretty much. Uh. And he says he's a lot he's
- 36:55Speaker 1: in the in the camp. That Robin Hood is a
- 36:58Speaker 1: name like a tide uh. Similar, he says to Billy
- 37:02Speaker 1: the Kid. I thought Billy Kidd was a real dude though, right, Yeah.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I think his name is William Bonnie. Yeah, but I
- 37:08Speaker 1: mean he knew at the time that he was called
- 37:09Speaker 1: Billy the Kid r right. That. Yeah, that's a it's
- 37:11Speaker 1: a terrible analogy. I think so too, because it would
- 37:13Speaker 1: be like Robin son of La Fever. Right, but you
- 37:18Speaker 1: call him Robin Hood not even close. Um, But at
- 37:21Speaker 1: any rate, he claims it's a nickname and that of
- 37:24Speaker 1: a man named Roger Godbird or go Baird. Uh. And
- 37:29Speaker 1: he said he's the real guy. He said he lived
- 37:31Speaker 1: in the thirteenth century. He was a friend originally of
- 37:36Speaker 1: the Sheriff of Nottingham, Reginald Degray. That's pretty significant, and
- 37:39Speaker 1: we should point out to that. The one reason we
- 37:42Speaker 1: can't pinpoint a lot of this is that they never
- 37:44Speaker 1: name of the Sheriff of Nottingham they're talking about in
- 37:46Speaker 1: any of these stories. Um, and that's not a person's name,
- 37:50Speaker 1: that's a that's a title. No, but there is such
- 37:52Speaker 1: a thing as the Sheriff of Nottingham. There was then.
- 37:55Speaker 1: But there were many of them, right exactly, just one
- 37:58Speaker 1: after the other. So that doesn't help out much, but
- 38:00Speaker 1: it does zero in on the area. But yeah, it
- 38:03Speaker 1: doesn't help get a time period down. No, but he
- 38:06Speaker 1: claims that it was specifically Reginald Degray that Sheriff of Nottingham,
- 38:11Speaker 1: and Um, after what four years as an outlaw, the
- 38:15Speaker 1: dude was captured, went to jail, pardoned, and then farmed
- 38:20Speaker 1: peacefully for the rest of his life. Yeah, And I
- 38:22Speaker 1: mean that guy is a pretty good candidate. He is
- 38:26Speaker 1: because one of the things about the robin Hood themes,
- 38:30Speaker 1: despite in some in some of the I think the ballads, No,
- 38:34Speaker 1: not in the ballads. It would have been in the
- 38:36Speaker 1: ones that came later, so I guess the ones that
- 38:38Speaker 1: the Scottish historians added he was battling the king in
- 38:43Speaker 1: the original ballads, all of the people he was rebelling
- 38:47Speaker 1: against him fighting were like local authorities, like the sheriff
- 38:51Speaker 1: of Nottingham. Yeah, so he was kind of a working
- 38:53Speaker 1: class hero in among like the first working class the
- 38:58Speaker 1: West has ever seen. The awman farmers of the era
- 39:02Speaker 1: or of the area. They were like the first like
- 39:05Speaker 1: middle class that ever developed. Because either you were a peasant,
- 39:09Speaker 1: meaning you were a feudal slave to the feudal lord
- 39:13Speaker 1: and you worked the land whether you liked it or not,
- 39:16Speaker 1: or you were landed gentry, like you were a feudal
- 39:19Speaker 1: lord and you had a peasantry and you had, you know,
- 39:21Speaker 1: a bunch of land, you're friends with the king. But
- 39:23Speaker 1: in between there were yeoman's. I think that's how you
- 39:26Speaker 1: say it, y e o m a n yeoman. There
- 39:29Speaker 1: were yeoman farmers who were they weren't slaves, but they
- 39:34Speaker 1: didn't have a title. They just kind of made their
- 39:37Speaker 1: own way, and supposedly that's what robin Hood was. So
- 39:39Speaker 1: it sounds like that this was what this Roger Gobert is.
- 39:44Speaker 1: He was the same thing. And um, the idea that
- 39:46Speaker 1: he was battling the sheriff of Nottingham, that would place
- 39:49Speaker 1: him more in the historical lens than say, if he
- 39:53Speaker 1: were like battling King John. That's actually a mark against
- 39:56Speaker 1: folk fitz Warren, because that doesn't appear or in the
- 40:00Speaker 1: original ballads it was he was battling the sheriff of Doningham,
- 40:03Speaker 1: where he's battling local church officials. He hated the church officials,
- 40:07Speaker 1: but he loved God, he did so much so that
- 40:09Speaker 1: he would get arrested to come out to go to church, right.
- 40:12Speaker 1: He just hated the clergy which has been trying. Those
- 40:16Speaker 1: were the people who were taking your land or telling
- 40:19Speaker 1: you and jail are taking your stuff without a warrant. Yeah.
- 40:22Speaker 1: And also when you look back on a lot of
- 40:23Speaker 1: these early ballads and stories, they're very, very different from
- 40:28Speaker 1: what the legend of Robin Hood became to us in
- 40:31Speaker 1: like contemporary fiction. Apparently that the Jest Ballad only had
- 40:36Speaker 1: a couple of things that he did that we're even
- 40:40Speaker 1: close to, like these big altruistic acts that he's really
- 40:44Speaker 1: really most known for now. I think one of them
- 40:46Speaker 1: was he agreed to lend money to a night that
- 40:50Speaker 1: was one of those two there's five bucks just pay
- 40:52Speaker 1: it back with a two percent big right, But that
- 40:55Speaker 1: right that that whole um steal from the rich and
- 40:58Speaker 1: give to the poor thing. Yeah, that came thinks of
- 41:01Speaker 1: the Scottish historians. Yeah, all these authors sort of littered
- 41:04Speaker 1: it with that stuff because they had found a champion
- 41:06Speaker 1: of the underling basically in the common man, and ran
- 41:10Speaker 1: with it just from standing up to the king or
- 41:12Speaker 1: to the authority who were acting unjustly and above the
- 41:15Speaker 1: law themselves. Yeah. There's also no mention in those early
- 41:18Speaker 1: tales of a made Marian, who um seems to have
- 41:22Speaker 1: come along later and is actually one of a great
- 41:25Speaker 1: example of one of the first examples in literature of
- 41:29Speaker 1: female empowerment of a character, because made Marian was no
- 41:33Speaker 1: one's chump in any of these stories, and and he was.
- 41:36Speaker 1: She was like a sort of an equal to Robin,
- 41:40Speaker 1: partially because of her spunk and partially because Robin and
- 41:44Speaker 1: the stories at least uh was kind of down with equality. Right. Yeah,
- 41:49Speaker 1: that was one thing. That and basically being in in
- 41:53Speaker 1: um Nottingham area or Yorkshire area, but somewhere in the woods.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Those two things are basically the two constants throughout all
- 42:01Speaker 1: the Robin Hood legends that he was very much down
- 42:04Speaker 1: with um. He was a feminist and made Marian. From
- 42:10Speaker 1: what I saw, she had her own series of ballads
- 42:13Speaker 1: before she appeared in the Robin Hood ballads. She was
- 42:16Speaker 1: her own character, and so when they were brought together,
- 42:19Speaker 1: it was kind of analogous to like putting Superman and
- 42:22Speaker 1: Wonder Woman in the same comic book basically, which is
- 42:25Speaker 1: a pretty cool move. That is a cool move, and
- 42:27Speaker 1: to keep her equal to him. That's here. It is huge. Um.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Whether or not any of that happened, it's kind of
- 42:34Speaker 1: irrelevant as far as literature is concerned. There was one
- 42:37Speaker 1: historian that wrote, Robin permitted no harm to women, nor
- 42:42Speaker 1: sees the goods of the poor, but helped them generously
- 42:45Speaker 1: with what he took from abbots, like we were saying
- 42:48Speaker 1: earlier with the clergy. But then in some of the
- 42:51Speaker 1: earlier stories, there's not a whole lot of mention of
- 42:54Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, except for one that just had
- 42:57Speaker 1: one comment that Robin did poor men much good. It's okay,
- 43:02Speaker 1: I guess it's better than like he was the scourge
- 43:04Speaker 1: of the poor. Yeah, But it wasn't like they built
- 43:07Speaker 1: the legend upon that one kind of throwaway line. But
- 43:09Speaker 1: I think they did well, yeah yeah, yeah, but they
- 43:12Speaker 1: didn't make a lot of hay out of it, or
- 43:14Speaker 1: at least this that one author didn't. Yeah, not at
- 43:16Speaker 1: the very beginning. In the ballads, Yeah there, it was
- 43:18Speaker 1: also like way more violent, Like there was um one
- 43:21Speaker 1: of the characters much the miller's son, much was his name,
- 43:25Speaker 1: and just loved that guy's name much. Um was. I
- 43:29Speaker 1: think in the ballots he lops off the head of
- 43:31Speaker 1: a page boy, a child to keep him from like
- 43:35Speaker 1: blabbing from what he saw, you know, the location of
- 43:38Speaker 1: where the merry Men were, right, Um there. It was
- 43:41Speaker 1: way more violent than the than the the later ones
- 43:46Speaker 1: depicted Robin Hood. Yeah, they were though all uh Robin
- 43:51Speaker 1: and his merry Men archery was always a big deal.
- 43:54Speaker 1: They're all very skilled archers, um and one of the swordsmen.
- 43:58Speaker 1: But they were all super skilled horseman and that's not
- 44:01Speaker 1: something that you see as much, although I think in
- 44:04Speaker 1: this new movie there he's pretty good horsemen. Yeah. I
- 44:07Speaker 1: mean imagine like it's it's hard enough to be good
- 44:10Speaker 1: on a horse, but a horse in a forest, that's
- 44:12Speaker 1: that's like a whole different level, shooting arrows like a
- 44:15Speaker 1: Mongol exactly. And that was who was so good, the Mongols,
- 44:21Speaker 1: the Mongol hordes who made their um thigh steaks. Remember
- 44:27Speaker 1: they sat on raw meat on their saddles to cure it.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Steaks tartar steak, tartar Uh. What else you got anything? Um? Oh?
- 44:37Speaker 1: He was killed by a treacherous prioris, a female church
- 44:41Speaker 1: official kind of like a middle manager. None, a middle
- 44:45Speaker 1: manager none. Yeah, he went to go see none for
- 44:49Speaker 1: right he was. Was he hurt healthcare? I'm not sure
- 44:52Speaker 1: what it was, but he went to go get bled
- 44:54Speaker 1: and she purposefully over bled him. And then when he
- 44:58Speaker 1: asked to be buried somewhere and she's like, no, I'm
- 45:00Speaker 1: gonna bar you on the side of the road. And
- 45:02Speaker 1: she supposedly erected a um this is in Kirklees. She
- 45:07Speaker 1: erected a stone that that said here lies Robin Hood
- 45:12Speaker 1: or something. I don't remember exactly what variation of robin
- 45:15Speaker 1: Hood it was, um Robert hood h u d e
- 45:20Speaker 1: um And supposedly she erected it. And this was written
- 45:23Speaker 1: hundreds of years later to to basically let travelers through
- 45:27Speaker 1: the woods know that they didn't have to fear being
- 45:30Speaker 1: held up any longer. Apparently, if your name had the
- 45:33Speaker 1: initials r H, it was fair game. Yeah. They really
- 45:37Speaker 1: have a lot of leeway here with with things like
- 45:41Speaker 1: hoo'd holde hod. Yeah. Well, everybody was illiterate, so it
- 45:44Speaker 1: didn't matter. Robin Robert robertas come on, maybe I'm on
- 45:51Speaker 1: you Middle English dumb dumuh. And supposedly after as he
- 45:55Speaker 1: was dying, he used his last bit of energy to
- 45:57Speaker 1: shoot it, to fire an arrow and say that's I
- 46:00Speaker 1: want to be buried. And that's what she was like.
- 46:02Speaker 1: It was nice for the movies, but it's not happening.
- 46:04Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, sure, sure you can die knowing that
- 46:07Speaker 1: I'll bury you just there over bled. Man, can you imagine,
- 46:10Speaker 1: because I guess you just get so weak that I
- 46:12Speaker 1: can't imagine. You're probably like I think I'm good, but
- 46:16Speaker 1: I'm not feeling so hot. She's like, just a little more.
- 46:21Speaker 1: I'm not dead yet. Yeah, uh, you got anything else? Nothing?
- 46:25Speaker 1: So that was Robin Hood. I love history. Uh And
- 46:28Speaker 1: if you love history too, we'll go look up some
- 46:31Speaker 1: Robin Hood stuff on the internet. Since I said that
- 46:33Speaker 1: it's time for this an, I'm gonna call this one
- 46:37Speaker 1: of the many, many, many roundabouts emails that we got.
- 46:41Speaker 1: We got a lot. Everyone loves the roundabouts. I know.
- 46:44Speaker 1: It was really surprising, like everyone wanted to talk about
- 46:48Speaker 1: their hometown roundabout. Everybody's very proud of their roundabout. Apologies
- 46:51Speaker 1: to the people of Carmel. Carmel, I didn't say it
- 46:55Speaker 1: was Carmel. I don't remember any more. I think it's
- 46:57Speaker 1: supposed to be Carmel. Let's go with Carmel. Hey, guys,
- 47:00Speaker 1: just finished roundabouts. I thought i'd pitch a little info
- 47:03Speaker 1: on our local one. In Alexandria, Louisiana, the es IT
- 47:07Speaker 1: built two circles part of a road project speed up
- 47:10Speaker 1: travel between two local military bases that had popped up
- 47:14Speaker 1: to during World War Two. The larger of the two
- 47:16Speaker 1: is still in use, so it's notorious in the area
- 47:19Speaker 1: for traffic accidents, especially during heavy traffic and bad weather.
- 47:23Speaker 1: It's a two lane circle with a large forested area
- 47:26Speaker 1: in the very center that is probably the size of
- 47:27Speaker 1: the city block. Like other roundabouts, you must yield the
- 47:30Speaker 1: traffic already on the circle. There are two lanes the
- 47:33Speaker 1: funnel traffic onto the circle and only one lane for
- 47:35Speaker 1: getting off. This means that if you're in the UH
- 47:38Speaker 1: if you enter in the left lane, you have to
- 47:40Speaker 1: merge to the right lane before you can exit because
- 47:43Speaker 1: the circle is so big. Though the speed limit is
- 47:45Speaker 1: fort within this circle, people inevitable inevitably go too fast
- 47:51Speaker 1: or sometimes lanes change as slower cars are entering the circle,
- 47:55Speaker 1: resulting in rear end crashes. The problem is frequent enough
- 48:00Speaker 1: that the city is seriously looking into eliminating the circle.
- 48:04Speaker 1: No definitive planet it's replacement has been settled on, and
- 48:07Speaker 1: some locals are concerned about disrupting wildlife in the forest
- 48:10Speaker 1: as well, which has delayed any definitive action on whether
- 48:13Speaker 1: the circle will continue to exist. May the Circle be unbroken,
- 48:18Speaker 1: warmest regards. I love that Marshall wells from Colfax, Louisiana.
- 48:23Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Marshall, appreciate that great story. UM let
- 48:27Speaker 1: us know how it pans out because we worry about
- 48:29Speaker 1: the wildlife too. Yeah, and thanks for everyone who wrote
- 48:32Speaker 1: in about the roundabouts. I love the enthusiasm. Yeah, it's nice,
- 48:35Speaker 1: especially from Carmela. If you want to get in touch
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