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Episode 194: Lit Books, Illicit Looks, and International Crooks · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do, what it do?
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It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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Episode 19 Pho lit books, Illicit looks and international
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crooks welcome motherfuckers. This is that dude that can rap
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nude. Rap naked.
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Welcome to America, this is how you make it.
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What the? Top spot?
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What else are you taking? I put in an article about the
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rapture, so I so for the stream I mentioned the rapture because
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of, you know, the rapture was supposed to happen.
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We'll. Talk about it.
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It's going in there. It's going.
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I mean, that's how it. Today.
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It was today. Today.
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Every like I got I remember when I was a kid, like there was a
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day that. We'll get in, we'll get, we'll
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get into it. There's there's like reasons why
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it was specifically today, Rosh Hashanah.
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Yeah, because, you know, somebody tripped over Oreo
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Mcflurry and fell into a bus and that's the sign.
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That's that's the 7th SEAL, man. Everybody knows that.
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That's what it takes. So how are you, man?
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You doing Good. Yeah, no, no, no.
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It's as good as I can be in these these challenging times.
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But yeah, I'm like, I'm feeling good.
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You got any updates for us on anything?
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You know I mean. Because.
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Your your boy's out here signing an NDA is basically so like, you
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know, I'm usually an open book, but you know, my attorney, I'm
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I'm my attorneys get right right behind me.
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He's like. No, no, we don't.
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We're talking. We're talking about like your
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physical health, like act like the accident, the yeah, sleeping
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pill incident. So, so the paraprism if we want
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to get scientific, but that I still don't even know if that's
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how you say. It PP it's APP.
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Yeah. So I actually it's.
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A Bad PP. Loan I, I actually hit them up
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like they like they gave me a follow up appointment, you know,
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two weeks after the surgery and it's just the shit was still
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like looking wack. And then she like just traps the
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news on me that I'm going to have like an erection for four
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more weeks. And yeah, it was 4 weeks until
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the next update. She's like, and literally she's
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like just just tuck it away like you've been doing.
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I'm like, are you fucking kidding?
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Like it's so painful. Like like just like all the
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time. Like having to like, like, you
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know, like. It'd be difficult.
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Like when it's all the time, like, you know, it's like
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tolerable, like you know, for, for like a SEC, you know, if you
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have to, but like when it's like everywhere I go, like I'm
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walking my dog dude. And like, you know, it's just
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like passing people with like an erection.
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It's like sometimes it's fun, but sometimes it's just like
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super awkward. And it just was, you know.
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So anyways, so I hit him up. I'm like y'all, like I need like
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you guys need to like tell me like what's going on here
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because like this is just, it's getting out of hand, you know,
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literally like literally out of hand.
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Like not you can't even, I'm not even jerking off 'cause like,
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you know, it's like I don't even know what to do with it.
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But so I get AI get AI get actually Doctor Yang this time,
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you know? Yang with the Wang dude.
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Yeah, like not an emergency, but like urge, like they, they move
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some shit around so I could get it.
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And Yang said. Yang said.
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Let me see it. Yang.
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Yeah, fucking fucking Yang. Get.
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Get in here. Fucking Wang Got time today.
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Let me see it. Whip.
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It out, dude, dude's 50 minutes late, right?
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I'm sitting so I'm sitting there like like, you know, wondering
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about like, you know, if my Dick's going to be OK like in
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the like this chair in like the doctor's office for 45 minutes
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by myself. And then he just walks in and
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you know, and it's just, you know, we're the positive vibe
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tribe over here. So he walks in and I was like, I
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was like, I was like oh Yang Yang here to look at my Wang and
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he. Said that.
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Yeah, I swear to God, of course. Incredible.
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And then so. He's hanging here to look at my
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Wang I. Mean.
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How could I not say it? Yeah, I mean, you had to say it
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at least once, like at least on the way.
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Out I had 40. I had 45 minutes to like, you
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know, like to, to come up with some bars, you know, And so then
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he basically, so then I just dropped my pants and like it to,
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you know, I might as well just like be a nudist at this point,
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you know, it's like, it just no shame, no shame at all.
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It's like, I've been through it. I've been through it.
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So I just like, I'm like, here you go, bro.
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And then he like looks at it and he's like, Oh yeah, everything
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looks great. But he tells me that because of
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the period prism that the that the tendons, the tendons like in
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my Dick like got like, I don't know what, like if he said
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calcified or they said something happened like where I'm supposed
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to be doing Dick Dick exercises. And that's how like it's it goes
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like it goes back to like normal.
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It's like I have to like be like stretching like out, like
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pushing down, like on the tendons to like loosen.
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Up so he's like yo dude, like you ain't been jerking off you
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need to but no, it's like that's.
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It's like like they. Didn't give you the paperwork.
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But nobody fucking told me that. Nobody told me it was going to
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be fucking six weeks of a hard on.
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And then it's like, you know, it's like literally like 5.
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Like you think of five weeks. Yeah, like to the day.
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Like, oh, you didn't get the exercise tape?
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They didn't give you that. Oh, what?
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Really. Like let me give.
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Them like I like they, you know, you're, I was like on the
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Michael Jackson, like Propofol and like on the Oxys, but like,
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I specifically like, you know, I was asking like very detailed
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questions because this is, you know, you know, you know what
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I'm saying? It's your day, bro.
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And so I'm like, you know, like trying to figure it out.
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Like, and I'm like, I'm like, so like he's like 2 weeks, like
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it'll be good. Just don't have sex for two
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weeks. And then I had to tell him that
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I that I broke the doctor's orders and he snap like snap
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replies. He goes.
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I figured you would. Dude Yang and.
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Then he's like, it's fine. Fuck it, Yang dude, Yeah, no
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shit, I said. Oh God, he's like hey, hey,
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don't do that, but fuck. Yeah, but I mean, that's how
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much, that's how much Riz your boy has.
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Like I'm in the, like emergency room, like about to get surgery
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in my Dick. And like, I just came off as
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like somebody that would, you know, still, still be able to,
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to get it in within two weeks of surgery.
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Yeah. He had faith in me.
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That's wild. OK, but but guess what, the the
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entire appointment less than 10 minutes.
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So so like he's 45 minutes late. He comes in there just like
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boom, he's like, Nah, it looks good.
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You got to do these Dicks Dick exercises.
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That's how like it's going to work.
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And I'm like, oh, wait, what? And then and then I told him I
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broke the doctor's order. Just he's like I figured you
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would and then like. You need to you.
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Need to do Dick squats bro. Yeah, it looks good.
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Do some crunches, a couple Dick squats.
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I'm out of here. Yang out.
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Yang out. I'm about to be doing like Dick
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pic gym selfies. They're like a little towel, a
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water bottle. Yeah, it's like, yeah, yeah,
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your, your brows are in the gym doing the selfies.
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I'd be in the gym just like. You know, show up with two yoga
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mats, you got one for yourself that you have like a little
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rolled up one. That's like the bro that's wild.
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Dude. Well, I mean, I'm glad that
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you're good, I guess. And you know, at least you got
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more answers. At least you they.
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You should have been playing with that the whole time man.
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I mean, well, it's not playing with, it's like.
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I know I'm just being. Yeah, I know.
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It's like, in light of a very serious situation, yeah.
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I mean, I mean like as crazy as it was, like, I mean, you know
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it, it's, it seems like it's worked out.
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I guess like I just don't like, you know, it's like, I don't
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know anything about it. And so like, just these
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timelines of like, like no communication for like a month
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like. Yeah, that's crazy like that.
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It's like if you know, it's like, is this normal?
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Is like and then and then every time I've gone, they're like,
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oh, it looks great. I'm like a shipshape.
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I'm like, does it? I was like, who's sure here?
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Like. Yeah, Every time I start my car,
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it backfires. The windows go up and down
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uncontrollably for 45 seconds and you know, the light, the
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horn just goes off, you know, randomly, arbitrarily.
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But the mechanic's like, Oh no, checks out.
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Looks great man 100. Percent no, but it's like he
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fixed your carburetor and then said that that shit was going to
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happen for like 2 weeks because because of the what they had to
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do to like your carburetor and then it just goes on for six
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weeks like and and it and it changes it, it switches up, you
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know. Yeah, well, I mean, I'm glad
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that they're, I'm glad you got to see, they're glad Yang Gang
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made a stop, you know, stopped in you.
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Know I I know I could hear. I could hear his ass talking to
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him like next door, like room, you know, so like right when I
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got there, so I'm like, I'm like cool, like he's just wrapping up
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right there and he's going to come over here.
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Nah, dude, he's probably like he's probably like out there.
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He's just like trying to like like him some nurses or
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something you. Know he's just you hear him
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walking through and he's like, you're like in the background.
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You hear his voice and he's like, so have you been?
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Have you actually been to a Carl's junior?
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I've never, you know, like, what the fuck?
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Bro like getting out of here. No, no, like we would, we would
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definitely like party with Doctor Patrick Yang for sure.
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Like outside of a Professor Patty Yang.
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Patty Yang. Patty that's that's that's the
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dude right there. That guy's legit.
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That's just that's just fucking awesome.
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Patty Yang. I'm I'm all for it.
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The Dick doctor. Yeah.
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Dude coming in, he's like, hey, let me save.
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Let me save your Dick. Your Dick's on the line.
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I got you Yang. Yang.
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Yang gonna. Show up.
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I mean, yeah, he's like on some Putin shit where like Putin like
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is like a notorious, like if he's meeting with like a world
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leader, like a president, like with like with Obama or like
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whatever. Like he'll like make a, he'll
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show up like an hour late and like make them wait.
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You know, like, like, like flex. That's, that's Yang.
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He he just knows he can get away with it.
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He's like, oh. I've, I've done that before
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where I've had like meeting something to that effect.
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It'd have made somebody wait. You make them wait, like, OK,
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OK, OK, cool. Wait.
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I'm gonna, you're like, hey. Oh, yeah, OK.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a couple
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seconds. Then you just woke up and
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they're like, oh, OK. Like, yeah, I'll be right back
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when you come back. Sorry about that.
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How's it going? But they'll be like, what the
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fuck? Like you walk in.
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It's normally if like you're leading a meeting or something
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like that, like 'cause sometimes people will be late and then so
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it'll be like if someone's not there.
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I'll, my favorite is whenever somebody's late and they just
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start like right on time. Like, well, we start it, we
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start at 3. So we're starting and you're
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just like, oh shit. My first job out of college was
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selling business solutions is what I thought, but it was
12:16
actually selling copiers. But on my first day, like it was
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me and two other guys started at the same time.
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And JT shows up late 'cause he thinks it's a nine to five, you
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know, 'cause that's just what he was told that.
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And he's the one I ended up moving in Santa Monica with.
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Like he's, he's that is like a billionaire.
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Like was the executive recruiter for like Facebook and got like
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just like 100,000 shares and you know, just cashed and just wild
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shit. But it was just so funny.
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Like the first time I ever met him, he's just coming in late
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like into the first day of work. Like and, and they had Monday
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meet like meetings, you know, so I was like, I was like, who's
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this fucking clown dude? Like how you showing up late on
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first day? I.
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Thought this was 9 to. Five.
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I know, but like he had been up since like 5:00 AM.
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Like he like he just was confused.
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I was just like oh bro. Well, I'm glad to hear that
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you're doing better. Are you playing any online poker
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or anything like that? So no, I I did, I think I did
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say I got my account. Yeah, you started like.
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Back up, whatever, but I only, I only played that one day that I
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got it back because I've just been so knee deep in making
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music. Like I'm like addicted to it.
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Like it's like I used to grind like, you know, like 8 hours at
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the poker table like all the time.
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And it's like all that time that I used to spend playing poker,
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it's like I'm just like making music And it, yeah, I like it a
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lot. Fucking I got like a therapist.
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And then there's like, there's like a head, that HTIC head
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therapist in charge. There's like a doctor, you know,
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I guess it's like like like in the same office.
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So like I'll like see him like periodically 'cause he can like
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prescribe medication or whatever, talk to me about it
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and like my therapist is like a psychologist and can't do that
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or whatever. I don't know, I just go in with
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the whatever the fuck they tell me to do.
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But he's like this like cool, like hip, like white dude, like
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like young, like like hipster type.
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But he's like actually like really on point.
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And I just saw him yesterday and he like, I just mentioned that I
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like, he was like asking me like what I, you know, do like my
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spare time or whatever. And I was like, I've been making
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a lot, a lot of music and he's like you, you make music.
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I didn't know that like, and then I started and he just like
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wins all air like at like the, I forget where it was at the maybe
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the Hollywood Bowl like the night before.
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And he's like super new music. And it's like I, I could have
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guessed that bro, like your vibe.
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And so I played like, some of my, I played like this sad song
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that I just put out. Yeah.
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And he likes like, like it's called Touch the Stove.
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You've been you've been dropping some vangers man, and.
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It's about just like, you know, doing the same thing and
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expecting something different, you know, insanity.
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And that's like, so he like leaned back after I turned it
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off and he just like, was like touch the stove.
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Like he was like, just so impressed by like the lyrics.
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I was like, I was like, nice. I've I've thought.
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You've. Kind of inspired.
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Me, I've seen you doing this and I've thought about fooling
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around with it. So what are you doing to make
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all this AI music like what's your approach like what are what
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platform are you using? I'm using like multiple,
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multiple platforms. So so if if any of the songs
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that I put out like have AI vocals, I wrote that entire
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thing. Oh yeah, yeah, I know.
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That yeah. And then So what I'm using
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Audacity sound lab rap chat and then for the and then I I do all
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the cover art and I'm using like ChatGPT and like I used to use
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it's like meadows, like imagine, but but ChatGPT 5 like I'm
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paying for it too. Like so like before I could only
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get I could only upload 2 images at per 24 hours.
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It like you're not paying for. It like, yeah, they limit it.
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Yeah, but so then it's like I was like, fuck it, dude.
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It's like 20 bucks a month, like.
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And now I'm just like, I'm just like getting like really good at
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like prompting like the AI on that.
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And then like, and then I started prompting it on search
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engine optimization on like the descriptions and like hashtags.
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And then it's like, and, and it has like a memory.
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And so it's like it. So it's like, the more like I'm
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working with it, like the like, the more like like we're like
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vibing like as far as like it knows like what style I'm
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looking for, for like the artwork.
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And then and then like I'm getting better at prompting it.
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And but then, yeah, so basically like I make the instrumentals
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and then there there's this like program where I can upload the
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lyrics and then like, and the reason like why I'm like, I'm
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not like singing on all of them. It's just 'cause like, it's
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like, I'm not like a like great singer in the AI.
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Like it makes it like, like there's like professional
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singers. And but I also like am in my
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like goatee phase, like where I like the female, male, like
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dynamic going back and forth, you know, but then like, and
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then I can like, I can like fuck with it like, you know, like,
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like make it echo, repeat, like just whatever.
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Yeah, Like it's like, like I'm telling you like I'm like, I'm
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like crash coursing like. You're doing good man.
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I mean, I know your shit's like getting played a lot on like
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YouTube, your channels like your.
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Yeah. And then today, yeah.
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So today I was like, like, I was talking to somebody and they're
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like, why isn't your music on Spotify?
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And I just, when I, when I used to manage a band back in like
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like 15 years ago or something, like it was such a pain in the
18:34
ass to like get music on Spotify.
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Like, yeah. Now it's easy as fuck.
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No, not easy. Not easy.
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Swear to God and so like, so, but when they, that person was
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like, why is it? And she worked in the music
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industry and she's like, why isn't it on Spotify?
18:49
And I was like, well, like I had a YouTube channel like from back
18:52
in the day when I would just like record myself rapping over
18:55
like other people's beats. Like, you know, when I got like
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a a cell phone with the camera. So, so it was just an easy move
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to when I started making music again, like just to put it on
19:06
the YouTube channel. And then I was like, but, and
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then I thought about it, I was like, we produced the podcast
19:12
through Spotify and it's easy peasy.
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Like Japanese, you know, could I still say that?
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I don't know, But like, I'm big in Japan is like literally the
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biggest demo of the people who listen to my music.
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Like, oh, really, every time, almost every time.
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It's like, like, it's like 40% of the views are like from
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Japan. And then there's like, you know,
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a little Indonesia sprinkled in there.
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You know, I know, I know cause in the analytics that they give
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you like, you know, it's just crazy like like that, you know,
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like the list of the like top countries that like, listen to
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us. Like it's trippy.
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Like, some of them are like, it's like if there were gonna be
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other countries that listen to us, it would be like Canada, the
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UK, you know, like, yeah. And so Australia and they're
20:02
like up there, but in like Ukraine trips me out like, and
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then, yeah. We have we have someones where
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we're like, oh shit, like there like we talk about there.
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Right. Mine are even trippier on the
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music. Like I'm fucking big in like
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Kazakhstan. Like Kazakhstan's like #5?
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Hell yeah these. Like central fucking Asia bro
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like. Great.
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More One exporter of potassium. I I said, as I said to somebody,
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I was like, I didn't even know Kazakhstan like had the.
20:29
I like Mr. Goody I I listen to him with my neighbor name Suktak
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Tuliakbai. Yeah, I mean, it's technically
20:36
still Asian. Fucking love, I love Borat.
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Sorry. We should just like I'm talking
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about doing an Asian Tour, dude, and then we can bring the
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podcast on, on on board. Yeah, I'll go to it and I'll go
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on an Asian Tour. Yeah, dude, we have like plenty
20:47
of countries in Asia that that listen to the pod and then I
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got, you know, Kazakhstan is technically Asia.
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I always stop in Kazakhstan. You do a show on the way to on
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the way to Kiev. They do it to.
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Do a concert. Yeah, that sounds great.
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I was fucking sick, dude, dude. That'd be crazy.
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I can see it now. Like tonight, breaking news.
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Two Americans showed up in Kiev to host a concert, and it was
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like it was lit as fun. And we and and and and we end
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the war. End the war dude, It's over.
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We, we do the concert and then and then when there's little
21:23
inner mesh and then we just, we have a, a live podcast, you
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know, like, right. After like we're Q&A.
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Smart Smart list. Exactly.
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Rapid fire Q. And A boom, boom, boom, boom.
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And then we had to sprinkle it like a little like Malaysia in
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there just to like make sure that we come back with like the
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bag, you know, it's like we got to like come back with.
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Yeah, something. But you know, we like, you know,
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we donate some of it. To who?
21:46
To the kids. Wu tanks for the kids.
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Oh yeah, yeah. For the kids, for.
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Shot Yeah, you know, like we finally sponsor like a youth
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like pickleball team. Yeah.
21:54
I mean, like the donation is that we're entertaining you like
21:57
in a war zone, like I guess in Kiev we.
22:05
It's a self funded USO style. Tour, we wouldn't charge.
22:10
We wouldn't charge the Ukrainians.
22:14
But live from the denutralized. But.
22:16
South Korea and North Korea. I would force them to give me
22:19
their their, their, their minerals, you know, their, their
22:25
rare earths, as Trump will call it.
22:28
We're not playing unless you just give me all, all of your
22:33
minds for lithium or whatever it is.
22:39
But now Trump talked to Zelinsky today and.
22:44
Oh yeah, I was going to put that in here, but I figured we would
22:47
like touch on that. There's a couple things, like
22:49
obviously, you know, the whole Charlie Kirk thing.
22:51
I figured we would just discuss that like quickly because
22:54
everybody's been talking about that shit non stuff.
22:56
As well, but we missed it last week.
22:58
Yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah, we missed it
23:00
last week and then shit's just been crazy since.
23:03
But no, he's like, Oh yeah, Ukraine could easily get back.
23:06
Like all of the area they've lost.
23:08
Everyone's like, what? You were literally just saying
23:10
before, like you haven't got a chance.
23:12
It's like what's he's? He's the fucking crazy.
23:15
I know well, this is what I told my brother, but this was like a
23:18
few months ago whenever like Trump first was like he's like
23:24
Putin, like, you know, might not be like telling me the truth or
23:28
whatever. You know, he like very mildly,
23:30
like, you know, went against Putin for a second and my
23:34
brother's like, oh, he's just finding out that he's a liar.
23:36
Like how what an idiot. And I was like, no, dude, this
23:39
is what it is. It's like he's Trump's so
23:42
emboldened. He like the dude had like
23:44
started a shit coin and made billions like the first.
23:47
Month of his presidency, like families, like more than doubled
23:50
their net worth. They're worth like 10 billion.
23:52
Dollars like they're they're just getting away with like
23:55
anything and everything. So he so he whatever compromise
23:58
that Putin had on him like the was making him like act like,
24:03
you know, a Russian stooge he is.
24:05
It's like to him, he probably to him he's like, I don't give a
24:08
fuck Like, you know, he's like he's like I've done worst shit
24:11
in public and nobody says anything.
24:13
So it's like I could. Shoot someone in 5th Ave. but no
24:17
it's like. The whole thing, it's like Snoop
24:19
Dogg like and, and baby boy like whenever, like they shoot him
24:24
and he's like on the ground and they're, and he's, he's like,
24:27
shoot me, motherfucker. I've done seen anything besides
24:30
Jesus Christ anyways. And that that's true.
24:33
He's like, he's like, I've done everything under the sun, like,
24:36
like I like, yeah, you can stop me, Putin.
24:40
Do something. Yeah.
24:43
Yeah, that whole shit's crazy, but I mean, and I feel like so
24:48
there's somebody that like is in my circle that I know that is
24:51
like from Russia consumes Russian news isn't necessarily
24:55
pro Putin has family that's still over there.
24:57
So I know people who have family who are Russian, who live in
24:59
Russia, who are anti this war and their towns get bombed.
25:03
So that shit's pretty crazy. But whenever we see this stuff,
25:06
I feel like all these, I feel like Ukraine, like it's gone on
25:13
for so long. It's like the Ukraine's got to
25:15
get their credit for how hard they fought, how much they felt
25:18
like they're like, I feel like whenever I look at it from my
25:20
eyes, I'm like, I feel like if anyone's fucking anybody up
25:23
really bad, it's Ukraine fucking up Russia.
25:25
Like, I mean. Why, why aren't they lost a
25:28
million casualties? They thought they were going to
25:30
take this shit in three days like like we should be clowning
25:34
them over and over and over like for not like Putin's a genius.
25:39
Are you fucking kidding me? It's three years into a war and
25:42
a million of people just Russians have died and they they
25:46
got nothing out of it. And like he's like a, an
25:49
indicted war criminal. Can't even like travel like most
25:52
places except for like North Korea and like that like, and
25:57
it's like, bro, like think about when the United States invaded
26:01
Vietnam, like Viet fucking Nam, but in the 70s and we couldn't
26:06
get it done. Ukraine, like Russia thought
26:10
they were just going to swoop Ukraine when like, like with the
26:14
NATO, like just like backing them up with like weapons and
26:17
like, and like it's like, no, no.
26:20
And and they invaded fucking Crimea, you know, back in like
26:26
2000. And what was it, 14 maybe.
26:30
Yeah. So, so it's like they've been
26:32
preparing for like, you know, you know, so it was like, it
26:35
wasn't like that. Like we're completely caught off
26:37
guard. And yeah, it's like the fact
26:40
that the, the hubris, this is what happens to dictators, dude.
26:43
Like their circles get small and there's the yes men, yes men,
26:46
yes men. And nobody wants to tell the,
26:49
the dictator the truth. And then I think Putin also went
26:53
a little crazy during COVID is what it seemed like.
26:56
And he was reading like a lot of like Russian, like history and
26:59
shit and like, and like, and the dudes like fucking old, you
27:02
know, and he's like, probably like just on the vodka all the
27:06
time. And God knows what, like when
27:09
they got caught on the hot mic, him and Xi Jinping.
27:11
And they're talking about living to be 150 because you can like,
27:14
replace your organs. That's what they're talking
27:16
about, dude. Like these guys are psychopaths.
27:18
Well. And like, so this was like,
27:21
they're he's off, dude. Like like.
27:23
No, he's off. He's off, he's off.
27:24
But like, there's something to be said about when dictators,
27:28
they realize their own mortality, it's very
27:31
interesting, the decisions that they make, the routes that they
27:34
take and what they try to choose to be their legacy.
27:38
He's not an idiot. Putin's not dumb.
27:40
So he knows that a majority of the world doesn't like him.
27:43
It's not going to be remembered for anything great.
27:45
So he's like, that's super positive.
27:47
So he's like, what can I do that my people will feel positive
27:50
about by, like reclaiming all of the USSR?
27:54
Oh, no, no, no. But I mean like something as
27:56
ridiculous as that. Like like a long time ago he
28:00
said that the greatest tragedy of the 20, the 20th century, AKA
28:06
the 1900's, the greatest tragedy was the fall of the, the Soviet
28:10
Union. There was 2 fucking world wars
28:13
that happened, but the greatest, greatest tragedy was the the the
28:17
fall of like this dude is like OK, this this asshole was you
28:21
know, in Germany when in the fucking Russian embassy whenever
28:25
the. Berlin, but he's he's like.
28:27
But what I'm saying is like he's.
28:29
He's been 8 wars, 8 wars he's been in since he's been in
28:32
office 2000. What I'm saying is, is his goal
28:38
of trying to reclaim everything is some outlandish idea,
28:41
something that he thinks is going to not only be like what
28:44
he wants, but it's he thinks that it's what it's his people
28:47
want. Whether we whether we think he's
28:49
crazy, he's a dictator, whatever he's he's like, he's like, what
28:52
can I do to leave a lasting legacy in Russian history that
28:57
Russians will always view as positive for the overtime?
29:01
If we reclaim everything and we have the old USSR back, we have
29:04
all this territory back, 100, and we have it for 100 years,
29:07
what are they going to say about me then?
29:09
And you see dictators. Peter the Great.
29:12
Peter the Great. Yeah, you see.
29:14
Yeah, yeah. The great was awesome.
29:17
Peter the Great was awesome. Like the philosophy.
29:18
There's this, that's that's what the six hour long, there's a six
29:22
hour long documentary about the Romanovs and like the fall of
29:27
the czars of the czars and all that stuff.
29:30
I've watched it. I was talking to somebody.
29:32
I've watched it like 10 times she spent. 60 hours watching.
29:36
This something like that because it because it fills something.
29:38
Is that how you locked in your Russian accent?
29:40
So whenever I'm doing like building templates for streams
29:43
and I'm doing all of this stuff, it's very meticulous and I like
29:46
to listen to like, you know, podcasts or something or
29:49
documentaries and that. I've always found that
29:51
interesting. And it's like, oh, and you'll be
29:52
all see, like, you know, the cartoon Anastasia and all that.
29:56
Like the real story is like way worse than that.
29:58
It's like super. And then like the story of
30:01
people pretending to be her and how that Disney movies, she's
30:04
like based on reality. There's still people to this day
30:06
who pretend to be like heirs or people who have like some claim
30:10
to that shit 'cause they're fucking psycho.
30:11
But there was a big period of time where it was like, no, like
30:14
this is the girl, this is the girl.
30:15
Like that was an actual real fucking thing.
30:18
But no, I mean, he's, he's losing his shit and this has got
30:21
to be embarrassed. He fell down the stairs and shit
30:23
his pants. I just I just like to mention
30:25
that whenever I can. But it's got it's got to be he's
30:28
embarrassed for sure. I'm sure he's embarrassed like
30:32
in private. If you you know, it's catch up
30:34
in the in the Oval Office type throwing shit where he's pissed
30:36
off. So, you know, how long will it
30:40
continue before he takes even more drastic measures?
30:43
He's already, he has, he's doing it like he's flying drones in
30:47
the fucking NATO territory and then and then flew some fucking
30:51
jets in there recently and. Into like Poland and stuff,
30:54
yeah. And they had the UN General
30:56
Assembly today and at the Security Council, all the NATO
31:00
members that are on the Security Council fucking checked him and
31:02
said if you do that again, we're going to shoot your plane down.
31:06
That happened today. Like, I mean, shit is heating up
31:11
and like that's what's gonna happen.
31:12
He's gonna get desperate, bro, but like like that's the like,
31:15
see, that's what I'm saying. He's not smart.
31:18
Like this whole thing, like about like the whole thing was
31:21
like, 'cause you didn't want Ukraine to join NATO, you went
31:23
NATO on the border and then guess what?
31:25
Fucking Sweden and Finland joined.
31:27
So now we got two more countries because of you, because you
31:29
started this war that you thought you were gonna be done
31:31
in three days with bro Like and and you know, it's like and.
31:35
And the same and. Then if you fuck around and and
31:38
go into like a NATO country like you're, you're extra fucked like
31:43
and well. We've, we made the decision, you
31:46
know, in like in the Cold War, another moment, you know, well,
31:50
especially the Cold War, you know, we have strategically
31:52
placed all we have allies around surrounding Russia.
31:56
So it's like, well. Sorry stupid, sorry not sorry.
32:01
We had the Monroe Doctrine. Bro.
32:03
Get your fucking missiles out of Cuba.
32:06
And then obviously there was the Charlie Kirk assassination.
32:08
Then there was like the WWE style memorial that was at the
32:12
Cardinal Stadium. That was I mean.
32:14
I, I watched like, like a good Porsche mix.
32:16
I'm, I'm at my parents' house. Like my, my sister was like
32:19
moving out to Arizona and stuff this week.
32:23
So I watched the Eagles game and soon as the Eagles game was
32:26
over, my mom put on Fox News and like I just like like I like was
32:31
hurting my back, you know, So like I'm just like not getting
32:34
up and I had nothing to do. So I just like watched like way
32:38
too much of that that thing like super sad.
32:42
I accidentally accidentally clicked on the video and saw it
32:45
like the like day afterwards. Like I didn't even know what I
32:49
was like. I wasn't like looking for this
32:53
video and like I barely even heard about it.
32:55
Like my mom texted me and then and then like all of a sudden
32:57
I'm like watching it. I'm like what the fuck?
33:00
Like I was like. I was, I was, I, I was off.
33:04
So I was at home and I did a bunch of yard work, did a bunch
33:08
of landscaping shit. I'll send you pictures, bro.
33:10
It looks, it's looking fucking. Page and Doctor Green thumb.
33:15
Fucking awesome, dude. It was like, I mean, I've been
33:19
doing a lot of work and honestly, I'm really hard on
33:21
myself about it. I don't toot my own toot my own
33:23
horn like about the work that I'm doing.
33:26
And dude, I've been grinding my fucking ass off.
33:28
It looks really good. But no, I took, I got done, ate
33:32
some lunch, took a nap, woke up from my nap, was like half
33:36
delirious looking through my phone, open up Twitter.
33:39
First thing I saw him was like holy shit whole like I was like
33:44
by myself waking up like talking to myself out loud like holy
33:49
fucking shit no fucking way no fucking that's all I could say.
33:55
I didn't know what to say other than that because.
33:58
It's you know, it was like really similar, obviously way
34:01
worse for him, but like whenever I got in the car accident,
34:05
someone found the like the video on the thing called citizens app
34:10
of it because I don't remember any of it and just sent it to me
34:13
like unprompted. Like so I didn't know what I was
34:14
clicking on. And all of a sudden I'm like
34:16
watching like I or seeing my total car and like me like
34:21
surrounded by like, like, yeah, yeah.
34:23
It was so like traumatizing and it was like I did like just
34:26
like, how about a fucking dark alert or a heads up, you know,
34:29
and like, and this with this Charlie Kirk thing, I was like,
34:33
like I'm going on Facebook just like to like clear my
34:37
notifications and just like, what the fuck?
34:40
Like I was like, I've never seen anything like that to be honest.
34:45
Dude, that was one of the craziest things I've ever seen
34:48
and the whole situation sucks. Nobody should ever deal with
34:52
that obviously. And it's just.
34:54
I got immediately texted by T Stroud.
34:59
Oh yeah, you told me about that. Yeah, usually he's D Ming me and
35:02
it's like we're just like kind of like like being Dicks to each
35:06
other about politics. But it's like, you know, we,
35:09
it's all in good faith or I, I try to make it like that, you
35:13
know, and he does too, but he's never texted my actual phone.
35:18
And he was just like, he's like, are you happy the, the fucking
35:21
liberal scum did this? And like, I was like, I was
35:26
like, dude, I was like, I was like, just because I don't agree
35:30
with him on his politics doesn't mean that like, I want like him
35:33
to get assassinated. That's like insane like.
35:36
Yeah, I mean that whole like. I'm the head of, I'm the head of
35:40
Antifa. I would never, never have
35:41
authorized that. But I, I know now Antifa is a
35:45
terrorist organization, except it's not even an organization,
35:48
dude. There is there is no head of
35:51
Antifa. But I got no, I actually crossed
35:53
my mind like how many times I said that.
35:56
It's the first thing I thought of.
35:57
I was like, dude, you better stop saying that shit.
35:59
Right. Because like, 'cause whenever
36:01
you designate some like a terrorist organization, you get
36:04
like, extra like judicial powers like that.
36:07
You know that? You're going to get fucking.
36:10
Swooped like I'm like. Swooped on dude, be careful.
36:12
Like on on like recording over and over again saying it.
36:18
Yeah, careful with that. But yeah.
36:21
And then they had that memorial. I don't think anybody besides
36:23
his wife spoke from his family. It was all just politicians.
36:27
Stephen Miller. Tucker Carlson.
36:29
That's where that's where we came in.
36:31
Stephen Miller was the 1st. Stephen Miller was just saying
36:34
crazy stuff. I think he quoted gerbils exact
36:36
like verbatim, like just like stupid shit.
36:39
So I mean, they're really pushing.
36:41
They're this is like a big push by this by like that group.
36:45
And look, if you choose to be religious, you choose to be
36:49
religious. But this whole like now we're
36:52
going, this is an opportunity to try to indoctrinate more people
36:55
into it is kind of gross, like. OK, like listen to this JD
36:59
Vance's speech, right in his speech, he said that he he was
37:04
telling someone backstage, OK, Like like you're just, you're
37:09
just like riffing now, like off your speech.
37:12
It's like, so it's like, obviously like, not true, but
37:14
he's like that. He's never, like, he's never
37:18
talked more about Jesus Christ in the last two weeks than he
37:21
has now. And like, everybody's clapping.
37:24
I'm like, yeah, 'cause he's a fucking politician and he's
37:29
using this shit like, you know, like he didn't talk about Jesus
37:32
Christ, 'cause he doesn't give a shit about Jesus Christ.
37:34
But because Charlie Kirk died and this is an opportunity for
37:38
him to, you know, get in the limelight and ride the wave that
37:43
all of a sudden now he's talking about Jesus Christ, 'cause
37:46
everybody else, right. You know, it's like, like, I
37:48
like, to me, it's like, how is that like something to
37:52
celebrate? It's like, you're just like,
37:54
it's like you, you, you don't give a shit about Jesus until,
37:58
until everybody does. And then and now it's like, it's
38:01
just like the most like blatant politician.
38:05
Like, look, the right and the left, everybody's got grifters,
38:08
people that latch on to stuff. This is a weird, gross thing to
38:11
latch on to. I wasn't a Charlie Kirk fan.
38:14
I didn't like a lot of the things that he said.
38:18
I didn't like his approach to a lot of stuff.
38:21
I've watched lots of videos of it.
38:23
Trust me. I've watched lots of debates,
38:25
the Cambridge debate. I've watched lots of stuff where
38:28
I've gotten a pretty good feel of it.
38:29
Not my cup of tea, you know, to put it mildly.
38:33
So, but that doesn't mean anybody deserves that.
38:36
That also doesn't mean that people like need to try to.
38:38
I mean, this is where we are now.
38:40
It's like everybody, especially in politics, regardless of what
38:44
side you were on, something like that happens and everybody
38:47
latches on to it in one way or the other and they're they're
38:49
grabbing the rope and running in opposite directions.
38:52
I've seen so many people fighting on social media saying
38:55
the dumbest, craziest stuff, from celebrating the fact that
39:00
that happened to being so inflammatory and so aggressive
39:06
towards everybody that doesn't agree with them in that moment
39:09
that they're saying the wildest stuff like like a whole nother
39:14
level of like putting everybody into a basket and just like
39:18
railing off on them. Like people are happy this
39:20
dude's dead. Nobody would.
39:21
I wouldn't wish that upon anybody.
39:23
That's horrific. That's traumatizing for anybody
39:26
that that would that would witness that stuff like like,
39:29
you know, I mean, there's nothing comical about it.
39:31
Yeah, this, this, there's not like a dictator like it like in
39:34
it like, and we're not an existential like threat from
39:37
Emmy just to. Them be like.
39:39
Different politics. It's like, are you fucking
39:41
kidding me? But now you're actively like
39:43
picking fights because of it. That's like that's, that's
39:46
worse. That's like the opposite.
39:48
That's, you know, yeah, it's like that.
39:50
And it was Charlie Kirk would always talk about like
39:52
conversations important. Whenever we stop having
39:55
conversations, that's when things go bad.
39:57
And then now it's now there's a stance by by some people that's
40:00
like, I don't want to talk about anything anymore.
40:03
And it's like that's the opposite.
40:06
Whether you agreed with him or not, he was all about people
40:08
speaking their minds and we all should be.
40:10
I've said I've had this argument with people before.
40:12
Whenever you know, if people want to be a Nazi, they could be
40:15
a fucking Nazi. There's no if they, if they
40:18
want, if they want to, no. It's just what I'm saying is if
40:21
somebody wants to go out on Bourbon Street and preach
40:24
Christianity at a bunch of drunk people, somebody wants to.
40:26
There's you're not free of consequences, but you can.
40:29
You're free to say what you want to say with within reason,
40:32
right? So you can say.
40:34
OK, but OK. But this isn't Germany.
40:37
That's the reason why we allowed people like the Patriot Front to
40:40
all load up into the back of U hauls and show up and do these
40:43
like protests and say all this crazy stuff and like we that's
40:46
why they're allowed to. Exist.
40:49
Because we don't. Yeah, yeah, we don't.
40:51
We don't let them, you know, we don't stop them from doing that,
40:54
which is and, you know. That's the whole point of free
40:56
speech is, is it's to, it's like speech that you like, that you
41:03
hate is that's why it's there. You know, it's like if, if, if,
41:07
if you, if you just agreed with everything that everybody ever
41:10
said, we wouldn't even need the fucking clause.
41:12
Like the whole clause of free speech is because people are
41:16
going to be pissed about what some people say.
41:19
And it's persecution from the government.
41:22
Yeah, we did that too. Yeah, well.
41:23
No, I mean it's like, so it's that's what I'm saying.
41:25
You can get fired from your. Job you.
41:27
Can get for saying stuff you can like every, you know, your most
41:31
states or work at will States and most companies, big
41:34
companies are going to have some things where there's certain
41:36
stuff they don't want you to talk about if you're
41:37
representing them and you choose to represent who you worked for.
41:41
And it's like, you know, if you're on your LinkedIn and
41:43
you're saying crazy stuff like regardless of what side of the
41:46
aisle you're on, you're probably going to get in trouble.
41:48
You probably shouldn't do that. And we've seen a lot.
41:50
Of people say a lot of crazy. Stuff right or left, but then
41:54
you've seen, you know, JD Vance say we should be doxing these
41:57
people at their. Jobs we have.
41:58
Politicians going up talk like talking about this rhetoric
42:01
where man, I'm telling you, if it's not, at least every other
42:05
time I log onto Twitter there's some crazy racist meme about
42:09
like. George.
42:10
Floyd or crazy, right? That's what I'm saying is like,
42:12
so we see these jokes about. Other people.
42:15
That have seen these other these jokes, but then Elon's like, oh,
42:18
they started a war. They, they've, they've let us
42:20
know where they said. Talking all crazy.
42:21
And they're like, yeah. And like, like, 'cause my mom
42:24
like, throws. So like my dad watches the CNN
42:27
in the morning and then he like he goes to, I got back to like
42:33
the room like around like noon. And then my mom goes on Fox
42:38
News. And like, I just, I've been like
42:41
Fox and friends. Yeah, I've been like lurking
42:43
around like. And so I've been like, seen like
42:48
a lot of Fox News lately. And it's just like, like, like
42:51
they're just like their take on it.
42:52
It's like, it's like, it's, it's like, you know, the left is like
42:56
the, the violent people, like, you know, it's like, you know,
42:59
like, like the assassination on Trump, Charlie Kirk and I and
43:04
like, like the right doesn't do this.
43:06
And I'm just like OK, JFKRFKMLK like.
43:11
But it's well, and it's one of those things where it's that
43:15
that's a dumb argument. You look at the statistics,
43:17
7575% of political motivated crime violence comes from the
43:23
right, not the left. But when you come with.
43:25
All these statistics, it doesn't mean.
43:26
It doesn't mean. When you when you bring all
43:28
these statistics, it's, it doesn't matter.
43:30
It's like you're it's. It's the FBI said that that
43:33
right wing extremist groups are the biggest threat to the United
43:36
States more more than Islamic terrorists.
43:40
The FBI says that. No.
43:42
Well, I mean, the FBI would say, I mean, when you think about any
43:45
of the big trap like. But that's.
43:48
My point, right wing extremism is different when you think
43:51
about like right wing versus left wing.
43:53
Now you've had your left wing like terrorist groups that
43:56
existed in the 60s and 70s, like bioterrorism people.
43:59
I mean, are, you know, are environmental terrorism, people
44:02
going out, blowing up animal hospitals, doing stuff like
44:04
that. But whenever you have like
44:06
abortion clinics being bombed, that's exclusively like a
44:09
extreme right wing Christian thing.
44:11
Whenever you have Ruby gentleman and his family getting killed by
44:15
the ATF being kept up at his bunker, had a bunch of guns off
44:18
the grid, extremely right wing. Then you see, you know, David
44:22
Koresh and the Branch Davidians in Waco, extreme right wing
44:26
religious group and who? Well, and there's, I mean, I've
44:30
probably brought it up before. There's a crazy video of Waco
44:34
happening. Somebody's parked out front,
44:37
sitting on the hood of their car, watching it and ranting and
44:39
rambling. And it's Timothy McVeigh.
44:41
Timothy McVeigh was a side. Road Watcher for for like a week
44:46
of the siege. That's what I probably what
44:49
radicalized. Him.
44:50
Yeah, well, that was, he was already on that tip and then
44:52
that and then it exploded. Then that happened and like, you
44:56
know these. Extreme.
44:57
Extreme, extreme right militia groups, you know, and I'm not
45:02
trying to make this political, but these extreme right militia
45:04
groups, that's what they are in like Idaho, Michigan, Wisconsin,
45:09
that like hotbed of those places where they exist.
45:12
They they they look to David Koresh, they look to a Timothy
45:16
McVeigh, they look to a Ted Kaczynski, even though they
45:20
don't necessarily understand him.
45:21
He. Was a Unabomber.
45:23
Unabomber super smart product of MK Ultra.
45:27
I hate when people like had like had feel the need to mention
45:29
that he was super smart. Like it's like, OK.
45:32
Oh, he was so he was so smart. They ran MK Ultra like
45:35
psychedelic drug manipulation testing him and people in he was
45:39
a part of a. Study.
45:40
I know, I know Harvard. That's like, OK, but.
45:42
What I'm saying? He's just like, so smart.
45:44
He's like detached from reality and dead inside.
45:46
It's like, like how do you know somebody went to Harvard?
45:48
Because they'll tell you in the 1st 10 seconds of talking to
45:51
him. And it's like, it's like people
45:53
will tell you that, that somebody went to Harvard like
45:56
for them and like in the 1st 10 seconds.
45:58
I think it. I think the reason why that gets
46:00
brought up with. Conan O'Brien went to Harvard.
46:02
Well, I think that's why it's brought up with Ted Kaczynski is
46:05
because where they found him, he was living in like a one room
46:07
shack in the middle of fucking nowhere and was living like so
46:11
below the means of like what any other normal person would
46:15
survive that. It's shocking that somebody with
46:17
that intellect, that intelligence, that critical
46:21
thinking skills and just like, you know, having so much
46:25
information and having such a weird perspective, like to where
46:28
he could be easily teaching classes, but he's making bombs
46:31
and living in a shed in the middle of the woods.
46:33
That's why I think people bring it up because that sounds like
46:35
some crazy wonky mountain man. Like like, like Ruby Ridge, like
46:40
those guys like and not that they were, but that's like they
46:42
he. Was he was that like the the
46:45
Nazis? No, no, Ruby Ridge was a fan
46:48
family that owned a cabin and they had they had illegal, they
46:51
had illegal guns. So they tried to get these guns
46:54
from this guy. If I, and correct me if I'm
46:56
wrong. This is like an Idaho too.
46:58
Yeah, yeah, I try to get these guns back from this guy.
47:01
So they went up. He refused to give it to him,
47:03
wouldn't come down. So what really popped it off is
47:07
they decided to take these like agents.
47:08
And this is when, like the ATF, the FBI were stupid, dude.
47:12
They were doing the dumbest stuff.
47:14
They thought that they were like, you know, fucking John
47:17
Matrix and Commando, like they were Arnold Schwarzenegger.
47:20
So they sneak these guys up and when they're going up, one of
47:23
the sons comes out and he's carrying a gun because they live
47:25
in the middle of nowhere. And if you ever been out there,
47:28
been deep in the mountains somewhere, most places they're
47:31
like, hey, you should probably carry a gun, especially if
47:33
there's like bears and shit, like they're up on some
47:36
mountain, like they're like off the grid, off the grid.
47:39
They, they come in contact with the sun.
47:42
They don't know who shot first 'cause these guys are like
47:45
ghillie suits, like full blown laying out sniper style.
47:49
They come in contact. They don't know who shot first.
47:53
Like the shot heard around the world, Sun gets shot, son dies,
47:57
so they bring him inside and then it's a siege from that
48:00
moment on. It's like boom.
48:01
So they ended up shooting him, killing his one of his other
48:05
sons, I believe. I think his wife got shot.
48:08
It's like super, super crazy to where it was like, I mean, they
48:13
screwed up the siege just like they did.
48:17
So when you have Ruby Ridge, then you have the Branch
48:20
Davidians, people like Timothy McVeigh were like the
48:22
governments being tyrannical. We need to fight back.
48:25
Like that's the whole stick to this is like the governments
48:28
going to push us too far. And when they do, we're going to
48:31
put them in their place. And then and they're like, and
48:34
that is our spiritual calling. My calling is to start this war
48:38
like on some there. Is a there is a point I just
48:45
dropped like 10 minutes before the fucking podcast song called
48:48
Coup d'etat. And like in the description it's
48:51
it's about a righteous revolution.
48:54
And there is like a moment where that the government can become
48:58
tyrannical and you do have to do that.
49:01
So it's like, it's not like the like, Oh my God, you would
49:06
never, ever, ever like have to like do that.
49:10
It's just that they, you know, they were thinking too much, you
49:18
know, about it. But like, you know, I don't
49:21
know. And if it's crazy because they
49:26
think about how much more political violence there would
49:28
have been back in the day, like if they had the Internet.
49:31
Oh my gosh. Because there was like, because
49:33
like they were already walling out like, and it was just like
49:36
they're sending letters to each other.
49:38
If they were like corresponding or something, you know, it's
49:40
like if they had the Internet in the 60s, dude.
49:42
Like like it's been like another civil war.
49:46
You. Want to get into therapy?
49:49
Questions. You've been going off for a
49:50
while, but I was good. A little chit.
49:52
Chat, all right, is there? I haven't even looked.
49:58
At them. That's, oh, that's the, that's
50:00
the goal for me. Like OK, therapy question #1
50:05
would you rather see how every choice you didn't make played
50:10
out or erase the the knowledge of every bad choice you did make
50:16
all. Right.
50:19
See every choice you didn't make played out or erase the
50:21
knowledge of every bad choice you did.
50:24
I feel like the first one. So seeing how every choice you
50:28
would do you didn't make played out, I think that would be super
50:32
stressful. That's a that's a gamble.
50:35
That would be, there's no way you don't walk away from that
50:38
being depressed, disappointed and living in regret.
50:41
So I wouldn't do that now. Also erasing the knowledge of
50:44
every bad choice you made is bad because that gives you the
50:47
perspective that gives you that season.
50:49
And you know, that's what takes you from ketchup to barbecue
50:51
sauce. So if you're going to.
50:53
Extra tangy. Yeah, that's good, dude.
50:55
That was actually pretty good, but I'm going to use that later.
50:58
I just came up with that right now, but I, I don't know.
51:05
So for me and knowing who I am, what I've been through and the
51:08
bad choices that I've made, I wouldn't be here had I not made
51:12
those bad choices. Like that?
51:14
Check that's. Sitting right there on the
51:16
fucking wall. So.
51:17
For how much? For how much that check?
51:19
$0.82. That's right.
51:21
From Denton County jail. So I was, I, I would, I would
51:27
roll the dice with seeing how I felt, seeing how everything
51:30
played out. Because I think I have a good
51:32
enough mindset now where I might be able to avoid being depressed
51:36
because I realized I fucked up a bunch, right?
51:38
Because I don't want to lose the seasoning that I have from all
51:41
of my mistakes. So I I I don't.
51:44
I don't want to lose my perspective.
51:45
I feel like that inevitably, if you see like the choices you,
51:52
you know, didn't make that played out, there's going to be
51:56
one that you, if you did it, your whole life would have been
52:01
different. And you know, and I don't want
52:04
and I don't want that. I can't handle that.
52:08
Like just like if I just, you know, turned right, you know, at
52:15
this moment instead of left, then I would have you know, but
52:20
the butterfly effect type shit, you know?
52:22
Now, if you saw no, that's also where like if you made a mistake
52:25
and crashed your motorcycle and lost your left arm, what would
52:29
your life be if you had your left arm?
52:31
That would be like crazy. But then for some of it it's
52:35
like. No, I'm talking about.
52:37
I'm talking about like. Like not studying for tests not
52:40
you'd be able. To see all of them, I'm talking
52:42
about like, just like like happen like stuff that's like,
52:45
it's not like you did anything like like a very like.
52:49
Small. I think about one all the time.
52:51
There was a time, I don't think I've actually talked about this.
52:54
Only one person saw this. His name's King Richard.
52:56
King Richard saved my life that day.
52:58
I was riding by work. I was cycling.
52:59
I was flying, man. I still can, but I was going.
53:03
King Richard. His name's Richard.
53:05
I just called him King Richard. It was, it's a, it was a because
53:10
we would talk about Robin Hood men and tights and, and there's
53:14
King, there's King Richard, King Richard from Robin Hood men and
53:18
tights. I don't know.
53:18
I was like 2122. So he's, he was older.
53:22
He was like, definitely he. Was older, that's why I asked
53:25
'cause you guys talking about Robin Hood men and tights and.
53:28
Shout out well, and it's me. So I was I would call him like
53:30
different names and he didn't like being called Dick and stuff
53:32
like that. So then I came up with the name
53:34
like King Richard and I would just quote Robin Hood men and
53:37
tights at him and it would like piss them off or make them
53:39
laugh. But I was riding my bike coming
53:41
down 6th Street right in front of what is now Buford's.
53:45
Yeah, in Austin, which is Buford's used to be Opal
53:48
Divine's where we all worked. And this big wrap around patio.
53:51
I see him and I'm flying and I have this love my bike, flashy
53:56
as shit. There was like a five year
53:58
period where if you saw somebody riding a bike in Austin, you saw
54:01
me all the time and legendary. And no, but I was flying down
54:09
6th St. and I look and I'm in the far right lane and I'm like,
54:13
yo, what up? And he's like, hey, he goes,
54:15
yo-yo. And I look forward and in front
54:18
of me a big rig truck had just stopped and flopped down their
54:23
tailgate like on some final destination ship had a lift
54:26
gate. So it stopped and it dropped
54:28
right in front of me probably 20 feet and I just could make I
54:34
look behind me and I make this little like lean move and miss
54:37
it by like like this much like take my head off, keep going.
54:42
And I'm like, holy shit. That would be something where
54:47
it's like, what's the outcome if I don't see what happened?
54:50
You know, that was a good, but I almost like that was almost like
54:53
a horrible moment to like try to be like yo and try to like talk
54:58
to somebody while I'm cycling too fast and not paying
55:00
attention. And I had and that's post me
55:03
being hit the first time. So I'd already been hit by a car
55:06
cycling and I was still out there just like acting a
55:08
fucking. Fool, they call it, they call it
55:10
a sliding doors moment. And it's like, like you're
55:13
running, like you're late for the subway.
55:16
Like the, you know, if you're in New York or something and you're
55:20
running and, and you get there and the, the doors close right
55:26
before you get there or you get there, right, right.
55:29
As like you get on right before they do close, you know, and,
55:33
and then like your life is totally different.
55:36
Like like the sub, Like let's say the subway.
55:39
The sub, is that what you call it?
55:41
Subway, right? Yeah.
55:43
Like I'm so fucked. Like from, from California, like
55:46
Bart. Yeah, you're.
55:48
On Bart, Not no Bart, no Bart. It's just Bart.
55:52
Oh my. God fuck, we have a subway here,
55:54
but it would just nobody like really fucks with it.
55:56
But so but like it so does so it's like you don't get on or
56:05
let's say you get on and then you meet like you're like
56:07
husband, you know, or wife or whatever, or you don't get on
56:11
and it crashes. But it's only because you were
56:13
just like a split second late. So but you're saying like like
56:17
that, that the opposite of what I'm saying.
56:21
What I'm saying is like you like you do you do something?
56:26
If you did something just slightly different, like your
56:29
whole life is just 1000 times better and then like living with
56:34
that, like knowing like, oh, if I just fucking did this one
56:40
thing, my entire life is like completely like.
56:46
Yeah, but I can see. I I I like that would that's the
56:49
regret I would live with like like that would I wouldn't want
56:53
to live with and aren't aren't isn't everybody trying to like
56:58
erase like all the bad memories like in their brain?
57:00
You know what I'm saying? Like.
57:01
Well, yeah, fucking. Alcohol.
57:03
Exists, yeah. That's why people have vices
57:07
dude. I know life is tough, bro.
57:10
And you know, that's why that's why people have therapists.
57:13
You know, it's like, so it's like, I'll take that one.
57:16
Like I understand that like all the bad things, you know, you
57:22
grow stronger. It's like, you know, it's like,
57:25
you know, if nothing bad happens to you, it's like you're
57:27
probably like, just like a, like a rich bitch, like playing like
57:31
fucking video games, like, you know, like smoking weed on the
57:34
couch or something. Yeah #2.
57:39
All right, these ones are like more intense than normal.
57:44
Would you rather, oh, I don't know about this one, Would you
57:47
rather your laughter sound like screaming or you're crying sound
57:54
like maniacal laughter? It's got to be crying for me.
58:01
Yeah, because you don't want to be like.
58:04
Screaming while you're laughing. It's like, laughing is like,
58:07
like the best thing in the world.
58:09
And I. Don't.
58:09
Yeah, I'd rather have I. Don't want to fuck it up?
58:11
I'd rather have like a super villain laugh than like, just
58:14
like shrieking scream. That would be like, we've had a
58:17
couple of these where it's like crying.
58:18
It's like, well, I'd just cry in private in like a soundproof
58:20
room. I'd have to have a soundproof.
58:21
Room. But also now I'm laughing like
58:23
now I'm getting the double the like, not double the laughter,
58:26
'cause I laugh What? Did you ever tried to like be
58:29
vulnerable and tell somebody? About it you're like look
58:31
they're. Like you never cry, you don't
58:32
show up and you're like, look babe, let me tell you, 'cause
58:34
when I do, I scream. Whatever.
58:37
If you did that, they. No, no, no, no, you.
58:39
You're screaming when you're laughing.
58:40
Oh, screaming when you're laughing?
58:42
OK then. You're laughing when you're
58:43
crying so like it's like it's like something sads happening
58:47
and then you're laughing like maniacally like laughing.
58:52
I still take it dude. I would just like.
58:54
I would take it. Because I like, yeah, yeah, it's
58:57
like, dude, now I'm laughing. I get extra laughs.
58:59
But also it's like really fucked up if you like, you know, like
59:03
somebody's telling you something like really like deep and like,
59:07
you know, and something tragic happens and then you're just
59:11
like maniacally laughing because you're crying like that.
59:15
And when you maniacally laugh, you cry anyways, you know?
59:20
Or at least me. I was crying, laughing, like,
59:22
yeah. There's times where you can be
59:24
so bad that you're just like laughing.
59:26
You're laughing at the you find the humor in like the how how?
59:31
Bad it is that's been made. It's like like every single time
59:37
I think like, OK, like I've been through it, like, you know, it's
59:42
like the it's time for the come up, like it can't get worse.
59:45
You know, that's what I always like.
59:48
And like 5 five things ago I realized, like now, dude, like
59:54
things are weird right now, Like it likes like weird shit and
59:57
just weird shit just keeps happening to me.
59:58
It's like even when I think it's like peak peak, like weird, it
1:00:03
just like just double S down. I'm just like, what is going on,
1:00:07
dude? But luckily I'm, you know, a no
1:00:10
limit soldier. Dude, I was listening to Make
1:00:15
them the other day. I was at work and I was like
1:00:18
what is that sound? And I heard the.
1:00:21
Best rapper live Master P you. Mean, I thought it was somebody
1:00:24
like around me and I was like, what the fuck?
1:00:26
I was like, who is walking around like jamming out?
1:00:31
And I pulled my phone. It's my phone.
1:00:35
Make him say I was going off like make him.
1:00:38
I was like, who's listening to make him say, oh, like I was
1:00:40
like, this is kind of this is kind of fire right now.
1:00:43
And then I guess I set my phone off in my pocket.
1:00:45
Kind of fire dude. Dude you like basically had like
1:00:48
a whole diss track on Master P on this podcast like more than
1:00:51
once about how he's just like a shitty ass lyricist.
1:00:54
No, but that's what made him great.
1:00:56
He's a good businessman. Oh, and I didn't.
1:00:59
Chopping weed up like motherfucking spaghetti.
1:01:01
We're talking about his music going off in your you're.
1:01:04
The captain on the crunch. You got the dinner, I got lunch.
1:01:07
Hit the weed, pass the blunt, your eyes red, You got the munch
1:01:10
like. That's pretty good.
1:01:12
That's pretty fire. Oh no, that's that's that's a
1:01:16
cold photo killers. I mean, those are bangers.
1:01:20
But like, in hindsight, he was not.
1:01:22
There's some songs where you're like, oh, good thing.
1:01:24
My favorite is like, if you want me come get me.
1:01:26
How the fuck you gonna take me? I got my 2.
1:01:31
There's what was I there's one that I was list that's like I
1:01:35
can't get enough of. I'll have to find it and send it
1:01:37
to you. It's it's off the same true
1:01:39
album and it's it's just fire. It's old school, just ratchet
1:01:43
anthems. Love them next.
1:01:51
Therapy question #3 Would you rather face your greatest fear
1:01:56
once a week or never feel fear again but lose the ability to
1:02:02
feel joy I would face my fear once a week because fear is Fear
1:02:15
is like you need fear if you don't have fear, you're going to
1:02:18
die you know it's like a. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would
1:02:21
rather well like. Like a evolutionary like.
1:02:24
To over overcome your fear would be powerful.
1:02:27
But you're not overcoming it in this.
1:02:30
Scenario, but you just face it but you would become tougher
1:02:32
because. I would, I would think so
1:02:34
naturally. But like, I guess like for this
1:02:36
premise, it's like you're scared every time.
1:02:39
Thought I'd still do that over never being able to feel joy.
1:02:42
I know I get out of here. That's absurd.
1:02:45
And, and, and the payoff is that you don't have fear anymore.
1:02:50
That's it's like now, like I'll, I'll keep the fear and the joy,
1:02:53
you know, it's like, it's like I'm not fearful enough to just
1:02:58
get rid of all joy of my life, you know, but facing your, what
1:03:03
is your biggest fear? One of them is honestly death.
1:03:11
Death is a big fear of mine just because of just because of the
1:03:15
finality of it and the undead. I care a lot about every the
1:03:18
people around me and letting people know how I feel about
1:03:22
them is extremely important. You know that I've kind of
1:03:24
always been that. Like I'm very.
1:03:26
I say that all the time, like like if you feel like, if you
1:03:30
like have like something nice to say to somebody and you're
1:03:33
thinking it, actually go and say it to them.
1:03:35
Like, you know, it's like I did that also with like, like, like
1:03:40
people who are like, you know, like working and like I'm like
1:03:44
in the store, the the restaurant, it's like somebody's
1:03:46
doing a good job. It's like I go out of my way to
1:03:49
like tell them like, but you know, it's like, but yeah, go
1:03:52
ahead. Sorry, I didn't mean to cut.
1:03:53
You off? No, no, no.
1:03:53
I mean I. Think that's important though,
1:03:56
you know? But like, definitely.
1:03:57
And so not being able to say bye to people would be scary.
1:04:03
I think I'd rather have like that, like, oh, you, I think
1:04:05
everybody would rather have that.
1:04:07
Like everybody came and saw them and they said bye and like, I
1:04:12
mean, probably. I would, I mean, I definitely
1:04:14
wouldn't want to be like. And then there's questions like
1:04:16
where like nobody can. Come what impact did I have on
1:04:19
people like, you know, like, so there's just a lot of like
1:04:22
finality. There's more questions attached
1:04:24
to it. So I think that that's a fear.
1:04:26
Obviously I have a fear of the ocean.
1:04:27
Everyone knows that. Not that I won't swim, not that
1:04:30
I wouldn't fucking scuba dive. I just have a healthy fear and
1:04:32
respect for the ocean. So how I describe it?
1:04:36
You know. You could die any given time.
1:04:40
Mother. Mother Ocean.
1:04:43
So no. And then aliens.
1:04:47
I'm not afraid of aliens, but hold on, hold on.
1:04:50
But that's just my biggest fears.
1:04:54
The things that interest me are things that are like completely
1:04:58
unknown. So it's like, you know, I think
1:05:00
I've said this before, Imagine a color you've never imagined
1:05:02
before, like you've never seen before.
1:05:04
You can't fucking do it. That's not how this works.
1:05:06
We can only see so much. So we only know the colors that
1:05:08
we know. There's probably colors out
1:05:10
there that we don't know exist. We just can't see them, right?
1:05:13
So it's like the idea of that. There's colors that we know
1:05:16
exist that we can't see. Yeah, exactly.
1:05:18
So it's like the idea of that. It's crazy to me, the idea of an
1:05:22
alien because you know what it looked like, where they came
1:05:24
from, what their intentions are, all of the loose ends attached
1:05:28
to that would be inherently scary because you or your.
1:05:30
Beef you should you would be fearful because you.
1:05:33
Wouldn't understand what it was. Does that make sense?
1:05:36
Like I. Feel like I think it would be
1:05:38
more like spiritual. I mean, maybe.
1:05:41
It depends. If it came out it's just a BLOB
1:05:43
with eyes and tentacles. You wouldn't know what you
1:05:45
wouldn't know what to. I don't, I don't think of a BLOB
1:05:47
with tentacles. Could be like, you know, going
1:05:50
light years in a fucking spaceship, you know, like that's
1:05:55
what I'm trying to say. Like, but also like it was just
1:05:58
change the like I OK, and also your boy, like I know it sounds
1:06:04
ridiculous, like when I took the mushrooms and I thought I died
1:06:06
and everybody died in when I was an avatar too, but like I was I
1:06:11
really, really, really like legit thought that and went
1:06:14
through that for like 45 minutes.
1:06:16
So I've had that experience and yeah, that sucks.
1:06:21
Like so that like it, it sucks because like it was like, what
1:06:29
if you know your conscious is still around when you die?
1:06:37
That would suck. But depends on depends.
1:06:41
On on the travel like but. That's that, and that's what's
1:06:45
scary is because we don't know. So it's like that could suck or
1:06:47
that could be the dopest shit ever.
1:06:49
This is the this is the way that I think about death is it's it's
1:06:53
it's table stakes. You don't get to live without
1:06:56
dying. So and I want to live so like
1:07:00
you know, it's kind. Of oh, it comes with the deal,
1:07:02
but. It's, it's kind of, it's not the
1:07:03
fear and the joy thing. It's like, it's like, it's like,
1:07:05
well, you know, I want joy, so I'll take well.
1:07:08
It's like, well, but it's like we said, would you rather know
1:07:10
when or how Would you ever know how you die or.
1:07:14
When you die. Yeah, and that's where we said
1:07:16
like, Oh well, when I want to know how, because then I'll be
1:07:18
so fearful of it that like I even said, So what if I spend my
1:07:21
life avoiding that situation, right.
1:07:23
I was instantly. And you're still going to die
1:07:25
from that. And and it's so in that I'm
1:07:27
still trying to find a loophole to not have it end right.
1:07:30
So that's where it's like. But if I know, but if I know
1:07:33
when it ends, I know I can live it up to that point.
1:07:36
And I have a timeline and I there's been, there's finality
1:07:39
to it, to where you could do your goodbyes, you could do all
1:07:42
these things and see stuff you could live like.
1:07:44
Your life would just. Be in a vacuum.
1:07:46
Let me ask you this question. Would you rather know when or
1:07:51
just or just not know like how we how you don't know now.
1:07:57
Not saying when or how. I'd rather not.
1:07:58
I'd rather not know, honestly. I think that it should be like,
1:08:03
you know, the end of The Sopranos.
1:08:06
It's like, hey it. Just lights out.
1:08:08
That's it. Like I'd rather and then
1:08:09
whatever happens, happens. Because then like I said, if you
1:08:12
know when or not knowing, knowing when.
1:08:16
So if you don't know how, but you know when while that's still
1:08:18
good. Like in the other scenario, I
1:08:20
have to choose one. So I'm choosing when rather than
1:08:23
how. But if I never, never knowing is
1:08:26
never knowing and knowing, I'd rather not know.
1:08:30
I would rather know like, bro, this is how much time you have.
1:08:35
This is exactly how much time you have.
1:08:36
And then and then I just do the math and be like, this is how
1:08:39
I'm going to spend my time. You know, right now it's like,
1:08:42
right now it's like, like, it's like, fuck, I'm, I'm like, I'm
1:08:45
150 like. But what I'm saying, but what
1:08:48
I'm saying is that's not going to be your initial response to
1:08:51
that. Well, it depends what the number
1:08:54
is. Exactly.
1:08:55
And that's why it's like I'd almost what if the number's 10
1:08:58
years? I don't want to know that that
1:08:59
sucks. I got wait, I would need more
1:09:01
than 10 years to accomplish what I want to accomplish.
1:09:03
So then. So then if it's a short number.
1:09:05
It's 10 years. It's 10 years regardless though.
1:09:07
So yeah. But I would rather like be able
1:09:09
to plan for like, you know, turn up, you know.
1:09:13
No, I'd rather. I'd rather be in the middle of
1:09:15
it than the thick of it, in the middle of it, doing whatever it
1:09:18
is that I'm doing, whatever it. Is grinding on like whatever it
1:09:21
makes on your landscaping like well.
1:09:22
No, just but I mean, but like my land, that makes me happy.
1:09:25
No, I know I I get. Peaceful.
1:09:27
It's therapeutic. I enjoy it.
1:09:29
Bought my first house, taking pride in it.
1:09:30
So that's like, yeah, like I but.
1:09:32
That, but you enjoy it because you, because you, it's going to
1:09:34
be a long term thing that you're going to be able to like, like
1:09:39
enjoy. But if you knew like you're
1:09:41
going to die in two months, it's like, well, wouldn't you be like
1:09:44
going to like go do other shit? Like, you know, like go to the,
1:09:50
go to the sphere and see the Backstreet Boys or something?
1:09:52
You know then. I'm going to they got a loan.
1:09:54
Yeah, I mean it'd be a life changing, it'd be a life
1:09:56
altering and path altering experience.
1:09:59
I don't know. I decided I would rather I'd
1:10:01
rather not know. Just keep it.
1:10:03
Keep it normal. Keep it, keep it mysterious
1:10:05
because while I'm afraid of the mystery, it is a mystery and
1:10:09
therefore I'm never sure. Rather than being like, Oh no,
1:10:11
in like 2 weeks, that's it. And you could be living your
1:10:14
best life. You're still going to have
1:10:15
moments of like melancholy and sadness because it's about to
1:10:18
end and you know that it's going to end.
1:10:20
So whenever you're creeping up that you're going to go through
1:10:22
like 50 stages of grief up until the day that you pass away, no
1:10:26
matter how much fun you have and what you do, then you're going
1:10:29
to be living it up, living your best life.
1:10:31
And you don't have a choice. You don't get to continue.
1:10:33
You don't get. To decide if what if you take
1:10:34
it? What if you take it too far and
1:10:35
you're like depressed? And then you're just like, yeah,
1:10:37
I got to go if. Possible.
1:10:40
Yeah, well, you know, like for me, like I, you know, I'm an
1:10:47
Irish Catholic boy, you know, altar boy.
1:10:51
My biggest fear is that, you know, Pope, what's what's the
1:10:57
new Pope name? Pope.
1:11:01
Pope O Block. Pope Hope from Chicago, you
1:11:07
know, him and my mom are right and you know, your boys going to
1:11:10
hell. I got like, that's obviously,
1:11:11
you know, but that's just that's just trauma.
1:11:14
You know, that's Catholic guilt And you know, actually my
1:11:19
biggest fear, which I don't ever like internalize, like or think
1:11:24
about until it happens, is height.
1:11:28
Like I'd be like all like I'd be like, not even like cross my
1:11:32
mind that I'm scared of heights. Like, and then I'll get into a
1:11:35
situation where I'm like up like really high and then I'm like,
1:11:39
knees are shaking and I'm like, what the fuck excuse?
1:11:42
Me. Oh, what?
1:11:48
What I was going to say about death though, is like, like I
1:11:52
said, table stakes. So you can't live without dying
1:11:54
and everybody is going to dies too.
1:11:58
So it's like it, you know, it's just like it's just just have
1:12:02
to. That's why it doesn't scare me.
1:12:07
It's like, it's like I don't get to, I don't get to be here
1:12:09
without, without paying that due like at the end, you know?
1:12:12
No, yeah. I mean, you're gonna, you gotta,
1:12:14
you gotta pay the toll. Yeah, so it's like that.
1:12:18
That's how I rationalize in my head.
1:12:20
So I don't like, you know, ruminate on it.
1:12:23
All right, final therapy question.
1:12:25
Therapy question #4 Would you rather your therapist secretly
1:12:30
be an AI trained on your Internet history or your diary
1:12:36
from middle school? Tell me my diary from middle
1:12:40
middle school. Not that I really had one or
1:12:42
anything. But let's just say that you were
1:12:44
like Aunt Aunt Frank up in here, you know?
1:12:46
Yeah, it'd be definitely, that's where all my fucked up shit
1:12:48
happened. Would be for us again, really.
1:12:50
So if we're going to be, we're my therapist, we're going to
1:12:52
work through some stuff and I don't really got to tell you the
1:12:54
story. You kind of already know what's
1:12:56
up, so you kind of know what you're getting yourself into.
1:12:58
I'd rather that than like my Internet service history.
1:13:00
Like what NFL games? And Zuckerberg already knows.
1:13:03
Already knows my Internet. Yeah, like, like what?
1:13:05
Like you're not going. To yeah, I know he's like hit me
1:13:07
with like whenever I was going through the breakup, like
1:13:10
hitting me with like breakup like shit before I even got
1:13:12
broken up. With it's not like it's not like
1:13:14
there's anything juicy in my Internet.
1:13:17
OK, but I got. Sports all day, I got that.
1:13:19
Question from like spitballing with ChatGPT and like like
1:13:25
ChatGPT is like self aware about AI and like asking like putting
1:13:29
in therapy questions about AI being your therapist.
1:13:32
And it's just like, dude, like this shit's going to get out of
1:13:35
hand for sure. Oh yeah, you need a break before
1:13:42
particles. I actually do.
1:13:44
Yeah, no worries. We're we'll be back here in a
1:13:45
little bit. We're going to take a break, you
1:13:47
guys. We will be back with articles.
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Money going up? Hit the switch like hydraulics.
1:14:05
Money going up is going parabolic.
1:14:07
Honey going up the polar stage looking like a Jackson Pollock.
1:14:11
My money's always on the ground with Garholic.
1:14:20
And we're back for the topics. I hope you enjoyed that music.
1:14:28
Article #1 And there's more to this in the past since we've
1:14:33
been on the air, Jimmy Kimmel show to return, but not
1:14:36
everywhere. Jimmy Kimmel, it was announced
1:14:38
last night, will be returning. This is from CNN.
1:14:41
Just to pick CNN just to troll people who don't like CNN.
1:14:44
So we're gonna do a Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel article from CNN.
1:14:48
Can I, can I say something real quick?
1:14:50
The first like, 'cause I always thought CNN was like it, just
1:14:53
like straight news like and it was just MSNBC was like the left
1:14:57
and Fox News was the. Right, who used to be?
1:15:00
Yeah, yeah. And then this one, this one
1:15:02
girl, this is like a long, like a while ago.
1:15:06
She goes like, she's like, shut up.
1:15:08
I bet you just, like you liberal.
1:15:11
Like I bet you all you do is watch CNN.
1:15:13
And I was like, what? Like, 'cause that's like usually
1:15:16
that you would hit me with like MSNBC or something.
1:15:19
And that's when I knew like, that Trump had like infected
1:15:23
like the, the population, you know, with the fake news.
1:15:26
I'm like CNN like, like, when did that become controversial?
1:15:30
Like, yeah, like, but that was like a pivotal moment in my
1:15:34
life. Like where it's like now CNN is
1:15:36
like the fake news liberal media.
1:15:38
It's like, I thought they were just like a bunch of dorks
1:15:41
telling you like what's happening?
1:15:43
Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel returned to ABC Tuesday night, which was
1:15:46
tonight on the network said Monday, ending nearly a week
1:15:49
long standoff over the late night talk show even as major
1:15:53
station owners said they will keep the show off the airwaves
1:15:56
for viewers and thousands of homes.
1:15:58
Sinclair and Nexstar Media Group, Sinclair's piece of shit.
1:16:01
Pieces of shit. Big pieces of shit.
1:16:03
With. Which together own about one in
1:16:07
five ABC affiliates nationwide. Both said they will continue pre
1:16:11
empting Jimmy Kimmel's shows with the controversy that's gone
1:16:13
beyond the late night talk shows in question of free speech and
1:16:17
1st Amendment rights. Sinclair, one of the country's
1:16:19
biggest owners of local TV stations.
1:16:21
So that clip that used to run around where it's everybody's
1:16:24
repeating the same shit over and over again and it extrapolates
1:16:27
out that Sinclair group. They make all-purpose.
1:16:30
Yeah, they make all their stations say the same stuff.
1:16:33
Same messages, same like sign offs.
1:16:38
It's they're like the Murdoch's but it but local like stations,
1:16:42
yeah. Which is in some ways more.
1:16:43
Powerful 100%. Yeah Sinclair one of the
1:16:48
countries they own one in five they will do that.
1:16:50
Discussions with ABC are ongoing as we evaluate the show's
1:16:53
potential return spokesman said and next star said it's ABC
1:16:57
affiliates will also continue to pre empt the show.
1:16:59
We made a decision last week to pre empt Jimmy Kimmel Live
1:17:02
following what ABC referred to as Mr. Kimmel's I'll timed and
1:17:06
insensitive comments at a critical time in our nation's
1:17:08
discourse the country. The company said in a statement
1:17:11
Tuesday morning. We stand by that decision
1:17:14
pending assurance that all parties are committed to
1:17:16
fostering and environment of respectful and constructive
1:17:19
dialogue in the markets we serve.
1:17:22
Sinclair Group told Jimmy Kimmel that if you wanted to keep a
1:17:25
show on the air, he had to issue an apology, and then he had to
1:17:28
donate to Turning Point USA, and it'd be like a heartfelt
1:17:31
apology. On it like like refused.
1:17:34
Yeah, we're through the look in the glass now.
1:17:36
You know all these fucking free speech fucking warriors dude
1:17:39
like are are OK When I heard or watched the clip that he got in
1:17:45
trouble for it's. Not even that bad.
1:17:46
I thought, I thought like I was watching the wrong clip.
1:17:49
I'm like this. I was like, what?
1:17:51
And it's like, and, and like nobody's even bringing up the
1:17:54
point. He was like making fun of Trump.
1:17:57
That's that's why. But that's why.
1:17:59
But nobody, they stop at that point and it's like, and even if
1:18:04
you leave that part out, it's not even that bad.
1:18:06
Like he's just saying. And also also he has a room full
1:18:11
of writers. So like, it's not like he went
1:18:15
out like they're like out on the cuff, you know?
1:18:18
So it's like, like, did he even write that?
1:18:20
It's like he's just a fucking host.
1:18:22
Like, I know, like, I mean, he's like, he's in the writers room,
1:18:24
but it's just like, just unbelievable how like like, like
1:18:30
openly hypocritical all these assholes are like where it's
1:18:33
like like Joe Biden's coming after our free speech and, you
1:18:37
know, and, and they're cancel culture bullshit, blah, blah,
1:18:41
blah, blah. And then it's like it's like
1:18:44
Jimmy Kimmel barely like makes didn't even it was like did I
1:18:48
honestly do not even understand it.
1:18:51
It's just like. Full over the top.
1:18:56
Yeah, he's, he's like. You're searching if that's if
1:19:00
that if what he said offended you and you make it about
1:19:04
because when they tried, they tried to conflate the issue and
1:19:06
make it that it's like, oh, you're happy and making fun of
1:19:09
the fact that he's dead, which is not the case.
1:19:11
He's making fun of the fact that when asked about it and how
1:19:14
Trump was holding up, he was like, I'm OK, hey, let's talk
1:19:18
about these either. Look at these the buildings.
1:19:20
Yeah, and he said he went through the the the construction
1:19:23
phase of grief, which is a pretty funny joke.
1:19:25
Is it wasn't that wasn't it's that's a kite waters to be
1:19:30
making cracking jokes about something like that.
1:19:33
But in turn, if you had to make a joke that was even close to in
1:19:38
the same proximity as it with how Trump's been acting and
1:19:42
doing when it came to Charlie Kirk said.
1:19:44
That makes like that's a, that's a low lying fruit.
1:19:46
He's just, he's exposing what I was saying about JD Vance, who's
1:19:50
just using the, the Charlie Kirk's death to his like
1:19:54
political advantage by his talk now.
1:19:56
Now I'm talking about Jesus Christ all the time.
1:19:58
And it's like, OK, you know why? Because it's like better, you
1:20:02
know, because it's like in the in the ether.
1:20:05
And it's like, good for you. It's like, you know, the I'm
1:20:08
Bible thumping now because it's like popular like and like, and
1:20:12
he's just exposing like Trump doesn't actually give a shit.
1:20:14
Like he doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself
1:20:17
anyways. Like it's like, like, yeah, like
1:20:20
Trump's like really, really like sad, you know, it's like he like
1:20:26
he was like, Oh yeah, look at these trucks though.
1:20:28
We're rebuilding the the shitty ballroom or whatever the fuck
1:20:32
they he was saying. Like cut down like trees that
1:20:34
are as old as our nation to put in the ballroom so that who,
1:20:38
who, who is it? So they don't, they're not like,
1:20:41
I don't know. There's some reason why he's
1:20:43
doing it. It's fucking stupid.
1:20:46
The Tuesday night's what was it? Brendan Carr, Trump's president,
1:20:49
President Trump's close ally atop the FCC, cheered the
1:20:53
affiliates owners pre emptive pre emption of the of the
1:20:57
resumed show in a social media post.
1:21:00
He wrote local TV stations for the first time in years, stood
1:21:03
up to a national programmer and chose to exercise their lawful
1:21:06
right to pre empt programming. Tuesday's guests will be Glenn
1:21:11
Powell, Sarah McLachlan. The show will feature Ethan
1:21:13
Hawke, Lisa Ann Walter and musical Wes Youngblood on
1:21:16
Wednesday. Peyton Manning, Oscar unions and
1:21:19
musical guest Alex Gee on Thursday.
1:21:21
Both Powell and McLaughlin are promoting Disney owned projects.
1:21:24
Powell for Hulu's upcoming series Chad Powers.
1:21:26
McLaughlin for the Hulu documentary Lilith Fair Building
1:21:30
a Mystery, which follows A-90 air 90s era female focused music
1:21:34
festival founded by McLaughlin. This past week, Kimmel's show
1:21:38
was off the air. McLaughlin refused to perform at
1:21:40
the documentary's premieres, stating that she was taking a
1:21:42
stand in support of free speech. Sarah McLaughlin OK Fighting
1:21:46
Stand up for puppies, cats, Arms of the Angel.
1:21:50
I beat, I beat the pussy up and put it up for adoption.
1:21:53
Now it's on a commercial with several McLaughlin.
1:21:57
Both the next star on Sinclair condemned Kimmel and contributed
1:22:00
to ABC parent Disney or AB CS Parent Disney decision to pull
1:22:06
the show from the airwaves temporarily.
1:22:08
That's see, that's really what the I think we should be talking
1:22:11
about is it's the the FCC chair that this guy going in was
1:22:16
already like a fucking maniac, like talking about how he was
1:22:20
going to like, you know, like be like regulating, like like like
1:22:25
beyond his powers, like to like silence, like the left.
1:22:29
And then he and then he gets fucking he gets the job and then
1:22:34
first opportunity, you know, like his his butt boys over at
1:22:38
Sinclair. Probably, you know, donating a,
1:22:41
you know, probably about buying that shit coin, you know, and
1:22:45
then like, it's like, it is a like back in the, when Clinton
1:22:51
was president, they, they said that like there was a right wing
1:22:56
conspiracy going against him and everybody was like, Oh my God,
1:23:00
like, like you're like, what a crazy thing.
1:23:03
Like the right wing. This is a right wing conspiracy,
1:23:06
bro. Like the the FCC chair who
1:23:09
regulates the, you know, public broadcasting, working with like
1:23:15
the fucking right wing billionaires own 20% of the
1:23:19
fucking local networks to silence somebody that the
1:23:23
president had just said that like, you know, he needs to get
1:23:27
off air. And ABC just paid $15 million to
1:23:33
Trump because George Stephanopoulos called Trump a
1:23:37
rapist, which he is, and instead of a sexual abuser and they
1:23:42
settled and paid them fucking 15 mil ABC Disney.
1:23:46
And then they just caved here like a bunch of ass wipes when
1:23:49
Jimmy Kimmel didn't even say anything and he's like the
1:23:51
nicest motherfucker on the planet.
1:23:53
What's wild is Jimmy Kimmel if they wouldn't have redone this
1:23:55
like they could could have sued the fuck out of them.
1:24:03
Throw some balls, Disney. And well, and this is the whole
1:24:06
thing, it's like, do you want to broadcast on air if you want to
1:24:09
have these mergers, like we were talking about with Paramount and
1:24:12
the goofy shit that they were doing with the ownership and how
1:24:15
they were approaching their shows and what they were doing
1:24:18
and caving to certain stuff. And hey, if you're going to do
1:24:20
this South Park, blah, blah, blah, like whatever.
1:24:23
So at the end of the day, all those things, Sherry.
1:24:26
Redstone inherited Paramount and she wanted to sell it and and
1:24:32
they had to get through like the mergers and acquisitions like
1:24:35
the. Government.
1:24:36
The government decides if you can do that or not.
1:24:38
Right. And so and so they sued fucking
1:24:40
60 minutes and she fucking paid them off, you know, like.
1:24:44
Because she was, because they, she's worried that the
1:24:47
government's going to stop them from she.
1:24:49
Just wants to get her billions. Yeah, she wants to cash out.
1:24:51
So, like, to her it was like, here, here, here's 20 million.
1:24:54
But really what you're doing is fucking destroying like the the
1:24:59
fabric of the nation by like letting this dude extort you
1:25:04
like, you know, like it like to her, it's like she's just wants
1:25:08
her billions, but it's like no, like you're actually like
1:25:11
letting him like silence people or, or, or he'd blackmail you
1:25:16
basically. So he was back on and then since
1:25:22
he's been back on Donald Trump. Truth.
1:25:26
I can't believe ABC fake news gave Jimmy Kimmel's job back.
1:25:29
The White House was told by ABC that the show was cancelled.
1:25:32
Something happened between then and now because his audience is
1:25:35
gone and his talent was never there.
1:25:38
Why would they want someone back?
1:25:40
So who does so poorly? Who's not funny?
1:25:43
Who puts the network in jeopardy by paying 99% positive Democrat
1:25:48
garbage? He has yet another arm of the
1:25:50
DNC, too, and to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major
1:25:56
illegal campaign contribution. I think we're going to test ABC
1:26:00
out on this. Let's see if we do.
1:26:03
Last time I went after him, they gave me $16 million.
1:26:05
This one sounds even more lucrative.
1:26:07
A true a true bunch of losers. Yeah, a true bunch of losers.
1:26:12
Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad ratings.
1:26:14
That's what easy truth that tonight that was.
1:26:18
This is what they're this is what they're doing like when
1:26:20
they're going after like fucking Harvard and then they're going
1:26:23
after Disney. Like it's like, if you can, if
1:26:27
you can take down Harvard and make them like capitulate, like,
1:26:31
which Harvard didn't, but Yale, Yale did you know, the, the, the
1:26:36
top like fucking like institutions in this country,
1:26:39
like Harvard, Harvard's basically just a hedge fund that
1:26:41
like, like offers classes to like 1000 people.
1:26:44
You know, it's like, they have like fucking like, it's like
1:26:47
something like $40 billion like in their endowment.
1:26:50
Like, and like I have all the power in the world, the oldest
1:26:54
College in the, in the country. And but so it's like, if you can
1:26:57
take them down, then all the little guys, so, you know, they,
1:27:02
they have no shot of, of standing up, you know, so
1:27:04
that's, that's the, that's the, that's the dictator playbook.
1:27:09
So if, if you can get Disney to fucking crumble, then you can
1:27:12
definitely get, you know, Viacom, which I think Viacom is
1:27:16
part of Paramount now. But, you know, like you can just
1:27:19
you can get like the local, you know, newspaper to like shut
1:27:23
and. You're rating it like Clear
1:27:24
Channel and all of them to fucking.
1:27:26
Right. Like, and, and so it's like
1:27:28
these people, like it's like this is the time, it's this gut
1:27:31
check time. It's like, it's like you need to
1:27:33
push back, man. Because, because it's like, this
1:27:37
is, it's just, it's like too predictable that this was going
1:27:44
to happen if you got elected. And, and we're just watching it
1:27:48
in real time. It's just that it's like, sucks.
1:27:54
Article #2A doomsday prediction about the rapture is spreading
1:27:58
on TikTok this is by the AP. The rapture is near, at least
1:28:01
according to the apocalyptic prophecy by One South African
1:28:05
man who says it will fall on either September 23rd or 24th.
1:28:09
His claim's gone viral, with some believing it will mark the
1:28:13
end the end times in many more mocking it on social media.
1:28:16
There are millions and millions of Christians in the world,
1:28:19
maybe even hundreds of millions of Christians in the world who
1:28:21
believe in the modern prophecy and consume media that's
1:28:24
populated by these modern prophecies.
1:28:27
Christian scholar from the Institute of Islamic Christian
1:28:30
and Jewish. Studies I thought you were like
1:28:32
on top of like TikTok trends like did you know this like why
1:28:36
why weren't we pimping out Christ coin promoting it like.
1:28:39
It it just started over the past couple days because then I found
1:28:42
out about because someone told me about it.
1:28:43
So I was like, what? That's hilarious.
1:28:45
I would have put a like a nice little TikTok video together
1:28:47
with ChatGPT like just like just like like like like the gold
1:28:50
commercials that I see when I'm watching Fox News with my mom.
1:28:53
It's like every, the commercial they're selling fucking gold to
1:28:55
these like old people, like, you know, like Warren Buffett, the
1:28:59
most like successful investor ever.
1:29:00
He said that he, he would never ever and has never ever bought
1:29:04
gold. You know, that's like, they're
1:29:06
just like drifting, drifting. What we need to be drifting is
1:29:11
Christians who think the rapture's happening.
1:29:14
You got to get your Christ coin. You think you think you're going
1:29:17
up to heaven when the rapture comes and you don't have Christ
1:29:19
coin in your fucking crypto wallet?
1:29:21
That's the only, that's the only coin on the blockchain that the
1:29:25
Pearly gates accept to get in. That's there's an admission.
1:29:28
To Trump There's a Trump coin too, you know.
1:29:30
Obviously. Yeah.
1:29:30
Well, yeah, naturally. I mean, that's the holiest.
1:29:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Rapture is a belief that
1:29:37
some evangelical Christians have in the future events where Jesus
1:29:40
will return to earth and take true believers to heaven before
1:29:43
a period of great tribulation that culminates in the end of
1:29:46
the world. Everyone else remains on earth
1:29:49
for the tumultuous and troubled period.
1:29:51
The rapture culture left behind and evangelical America is an
1:29:56
author. That's what Amy she wrote that
1:29:58
book. She said that usually in this
1:30:00
kind of storytelling, the people who are taken up in the rapture
1:30:03
are a surprise while people who are believed to be good
1:30:06
Christians are left behind. While many people who are
1:30:08
believed to be good Christians are left behind.
1:30:10
Jesus has returned to earth. Also known as the Second coming
1:30:13
is referred to in the Old Testaments book of Daniel and
1:30:15
the New book of the New Testaments Book of Revelation
1:30:19
believers who were persecuted in the early years of Christianity
1:30:22
during the time of the Roman Empire.
1:30:24
So the Book of Revelation as an assurance that God would
1:30:26
eventually prevail over evil. The word rapture does not appear
1:30:31
in the Bible, but there are commonly cited passages used to
1:30:34
support belief, including one the oceans, 1 Corinthians, and
1:30:39
Matthew 24. Well, guess what I do?
1:30:41
I'm rather die with the earth. So I, I'm, I'm happy to not go
1:30:47
up to heaven. There's like.
1:30:48
Oh, there's people who are going.
1:30:50
I'm I'm, I'm Bonnie and clad with Earth.
1:30:52
Like if I'm going to stay here during the tumultuous period,
1:30:55
like that's, that's what it is Like, you know, it's like, it's
1:30:58
like, it's like the United States.
1:30:59
It's like, it's like, I'm not bailing, dude.
1:31:01
Like, you know I'm dying with my boots on.
1:31:06
California doomsday preacher Harold Camping predicted the
1:31:09
Rapture would happen on May 21st, 2011 as independent
1:31:13
Christian media empire spent millions of dollars to spread
1:31:16
the word. He gave a public apology.
1:31:18
He gave. He gave public prophecy when it
1:31:21
came, when it did not come to pass.
1:31:24
Well, this is also the thing. Let's say that like that the
1:31:29
second coming of Christ is a real thing.
1:31:32
Nobody's going to believe that person, right?
1:31:34
Like anybody who's ever claimed that they're Jesus like, like
1:31:38
gets to put in like a psych ward.
1:31:40
Oh, and they said it was like 4000 years so.
1:31:44
Well, either way, my whole point is like, it's like, nobody is.
1:31:49
Like how how are we going to know it's Jesus?
1:31:52
Yeah, because any, every single time somebody's claimed that
1:31:56
they're Jesus since since Jesus died, people are like, no,
1:32:01
you're full of shit. I'm pretty sure he'd make a
1:32:02
production of it. Helped make it worse.
1:32:07
Yeah, like how's like, but but they're saying is he, he's the
1:32:10
best salesman in the world. There's a day, there's a day
1:32:13
like 4000 years ago from today that they say is the day that
1:32:17
you that like, but the calendar switch and shit there that he
1:32:21
died and left. So that's why they say like it's
1:32:24
tomorrow's, because it's 4000 years.
1:32:25
He dies, you know, 2025 years ago.
1:32:29
Well, but no, they traced it back to like something like 32
1:32:33
BC or something like that. 32 ADI don't.
1:32:36
Know that's not 4000 years, that's.
1:32:39
Never the home. I know I'm there's some weird
1:32:43
fucking math. That's why I mean it's.
1:32:45
They're obviously wrong. I mean, this is such, no?
1:32:47
Shit. No shit, bro, some it's going to
1:32:51
come down from where like where is he coming from?
1:32:54
Like you know, it's like and then how's he getting everybody
1:32:57
up there? You know, it's like what you
1:32:58
guys got like an Airbus like you know, like you got a Boeing.
1:33:01
Are they working like how like you know, is it SpaceX like?
1:33:05
This is just always been my problem with Christianity or
1:33:10
especially just like sex of it, like little sections of it,
1:33:15
especially evangelicals is the one for everybody to die.
1:33:19
That's what I was just about to say.
1:33:20
It's like so. Morbid.
1:33:21
It's like my mom believes in the rapture for sure.
1:33:25
My my sister drove. She moved to Arizona yesterday
1:33:29
and they drove her and her boyfriend from my parents house.
1:33:35
It's like a six hour drive and I witnessed this like I just
1:33:38
happened to be in the kitchen. My mom handed my sister a
1:33:41
bottle, like a small bottle of holy water to bring with her.
1:33:49
I mean, look, more power to you, but there's something gross
1:33:51
about wanting everybody to die so you can go to paradise.
1:33:56
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, like, you realize,
1:33:58
like. Sounds like a sounds like a
1:34:01
jihad. Yeah, it's literally you're,
1:34:04
you're fucking suicide bombers. You're like, you're like yo.
1:34:08
And so. And kill all of the good people
1:34:12
and and and leave all of the. No, they're not killed.
1:34:15
They're going to get taken because they've just been good
1:34:16
the whole time. We got to stay.
1:34:18
I thought, I thought you, I thought going when you go to
1:34:20
heaven is when you die, right? Well, the rapture is they get
1:34:25
taken away because they're good and everybody else here is bad,
1:34:28
and then we stay here for Armageddon.
1:34:30
Right, but they're taken away to heaven, so that means they're
1:34:34
they're dead. Yeah, well, man, you're, but
1:34:37
you're not. You're just well, because then
1:34:38
you would come down and live back on Earth.
1:34:41
During during during the the the After, after, after, there's
1:34:45
seven years of tribulation. Sounds like going to Mars.
1:34:49
Do you want me to explain it? There's seven years of
1:34:51
tribulation that happened and then the then there is a it
1:34:54
culminates in a big battle. Middle East altar boy.
1:34:59
Satan that. That's why.
1:35:01
That's why Christians are for Israel.
1:35:03
That's why. Christians over?
1:35:04
Yeah, they want their for Israel.
1:35:06
Because they think that's where the fucking rapture is going to
1:35:08
happen. It's like they don't give a shit
1:35:10
about Jewish people. They, they, they actually know
1:35:14
that the Jews aren't going to go up to heaven, you know, but they
1:35:19
want to make sure that that area is, is safe and sound for when
1:35:24
Jesus comes. Like that's how deep this shit
1:35:27
goes. Well, the part of it is that
1:35:29
like they, they would be there. There's parts of so like they're
1:35:36
setting things up. They think that they're setting
1:35:39
things up to like happen. Like there, if there's a
1:35:42
prophecy, they're trying to force it.
1:35:44
Right. They're trying to.
1:35:45
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, well, the prophecy
1:35:48
says that, like, you know, the Jewish people will occupy Israel
1:35:52
and be there in Jerusalem. So we got to get them there.
1:35:54
If we're going to kill, it's going to kill everybody.
1:35:56
We got to get them. Yeah, it's like, it's like
1:35:57
basically like a pregnant woman, like nesting, you know, it's
1:35:59
like, like, like the baby's coming.
1:36:01
So like we got to get like the, you know, baby room, like all
1:36:04
set up and, you know, baby Jesus is coming out.
1:36:07
Oh, is he coming down? Is he coming down as a baby?
1:36:10
And also like he's. Coming down as a man, probably.
1:36:15
Like a 30 year old or like 2000? No, probably mid 30s.
1:36:19
I think he's going to be say like, you know, like he was 33.
1:36:22
Say like, say like he's going to look around like what?
1:36:24
He dipped. He's going to be like, what?
1:36:25
Up. I'm back.
1:36:26
It's me, I know 33 like people like it's like 33 is pretty
1:36:30
fucking old. 2000 years ago bro like.
1:36:32
Oh yeah, you were ancient. You.
1:36:33
Were a wise man. So it's like, yeah, and like
1:36:37
that life, you know, he probably, you know, he's
1:36:40
probably like power smoking, like fucking like Marlboro Reds,
1:36:44
like, you know, like without the filter and, you know, like
1:36:47
banging hookers. Obviously.
1:36:49
He basically he's like Charles Manson did like yeah, like a
1:36:51
Manson family like yeah, like a bunch of like fucking.
1:36:55
He's like Coal Eater. But I mean, everybody's been
1:37:00
freaking out, tons of videos, the raptures coming and it's
1:37:03
just interesting that people are like jumping all over it.
1:37:06
There's people that have matched this Charlie Kirk stuff into it
1:37:09
that this is a sign because now, like I said, there's a big push
1:37:13
to like re indoctrinate people. There is a part at this Charlie
1:37:16
Kirk memorial where they a pastor was up there and he said,
1:37:21
if you've been saved, sit down and everybody else set up.
1:37:25
He's like, so if you haven't been saved, today's the day
1:37:27
you're going to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
1:37:29
Like in a stadium full of people and that's what they want to.
1:37:32
And it's like on the spot, like, what are you going to do?
1:37:34
And that's like, that's intimidation for sure.
1:37:37
Dude, like almost everybody like Marco Rubio saying shit like
1:37:40
that, like like JD Vance, fucking Stephen Miller like.
1:37:45
Because they have to lean on those cornerstones of that Uber
1:37:47
religious extremism to accomplish their goals, which is
1:37:51
getting people to give up their rights.
1:37:53
Right. Exactly.
1:37:54
They don't give a shit about it. Like my dad taught me that.
1:37:57
Like when way, way early, He's like, he's he's like, you think
1:38:01
of George when George W Bush's president, He's like, you think
1:38:05
of George W Bush's daughter got pregnant right now.
1:38:08
He wouldn't fucking drive her to the clinic himself and get her
1:38:11
an abortion. Of course he would, because it
1:38:13
would have been bad politics for, you know, for his like, you
1:38:16
know. Yeah, Yeah.
1:38:18
It's like he doesn't give a shit.
1:38:19
It's like they just, they just act like they do so they could
1:38:22
get the fucking votes. And yeah.
1:38:25
And that there's a book called What's Wrong with Kansas?
1:38:27
Because Kansas constantly votes like for shit like that.
1:38:33
That like hurts them. And it's like, and it's, and
1:38:36
it's because of the culture wars, you know, it's like they,
1:38:39
they like they're the, the patriotic, moral, fiscal
1:38:45
responsible, but they don't believe in any of it.
1:38:47
Well. What they're trying to do is
1:38:49
they're trying to use this, they're trying to get a
1:38:51
resurgence, fill the ranks, use this as a propaganda tool and
1:38:55
really push this like Christian nation ideology on to people and
1:39:00
use this opportunity as a free speech activist.
1:39:05
We'll just leave it at that for now for the sake of brevity.
1:39:09
That he is, he is their tool to do that.
1:39:13
I was driving today and I was like, man, they are trying
1:39:15
really hard to make Charlie Kirk a white MLK.
1:39:17
Like they are really, really trying.
1:39:20
And if I guess if you believe some of the stuff he said, then
1:39:23
like, sure, I guess. It's like you, I think the I
1:39:26
think the video going viral has a lot to do with why they're
1:39:31
able to get away with this, because I think a lot of people
1:39:35
saw that and that like. That's gross and it impacted.
1:39:38
Them and so like they're like in a, you know, vulnerable state so
1:39:44
yeah, so like they're. So that's why they're able to
1:39:47
like. Like your friend that like.
1:39:50
That's why that's why, like Jimmy Kimmel is getting, you
1:39:52
know, suspended. It's because like, you know,
1:39:55
it's like if. I mean, it's it's the friend
1:39:57
that you've got that got caught smoking weed in high school and
1:40:01
their parents. And then they were grounded.
1:40:03
They didn't have their phone. They didn't get to hang out with
1:40:05
anybody for six months. And the only place they could
1:40:07
see their friends is if they went to youth group and church
1:40:10
on Sunday morning. That's it.
1:40:11
It's the only social thing you can do is go to church.
1:40:13
And parents who do that shit all the time, especially where we're
1:40:15
from, like, oh, you fucked up. Guess who's going to church?
1:40:19
And that was like the answer. To do that, because they were
1:40:22
hoping that it would be like if we isolate you enough and may
1:40:25
force you to do anything social in that construct, it'll be
1:40:29
easier for you to like do it that'll you'll become more
1:40:32
familiar with it and we got you. There's a whole indoctrination
1:40:36
thing about this Christianity in general, all major religions,
1:40:39
but they're pretty bad about it them and like and just different
1:40:43
sects, obviously not as like a whole, but like Jehovah's
1:40:45
Witness, like you know, I mean for me I'm like, it's like
1:40:48
144,000 people get in. How long have y'all been around?
1:40:51
You're not like that list is full dude.
1:40:52
I'm not trying to get backlisted to not to go live for eternity.
1:40:57
Like what's this? How big is the waiting room like
1:40:59
you guys are selling? Recruiting, I told you like
1:41:01
that. Two of them showed up at my
1:41:03
house recently, like two women, Jehovah Witnesses and I invited
1:41:08
them in and I was like, what? I was like, what do you, what do
1:41:10
you guys got for me? And they're like, I don't know.
1:41:13
We we, we've never made it this far.
1:41:18
No, that's a joke. But they actually did show up.
1:41:20
I didn't invite him in. And I was like, they're like.
1:41:23
It's like. One of them I woke because they
1:41:26
woke me up. One of them goes, are you OK?
1:41:28
And I'm like, yeah, you just woke me up.
1:41:30
It's like fucking 8:00 AM like. So, I mean, Rapture's coming.
1:41:40
We missed it so. Well, I'm going to drop a I'm
1:41:45
going to drop a song called Rap. Sure, pretty kitschy.
1:41:51
Title. I'm sure like somebody's like
1:41:53
1000 people already done that. It's like too easy.
1:41:55
And then from the BBC, my favorite news outlet.
1:42:02
Woman jailed over a scheme to steal Graceland from Elvis
1:42:05
Presley's family crazy. A woman was sentenced to more
1:42:08
than four years in prison for a brazen scheme to conduct a
1:42:11
fraudulent sale of Graceland, the famous state of Elvis
1:42:15
Presley. Lisa Jeanine Fidley of Missouri
1:42:19
pleaded guilty to felony mail fraud in February after
1:42:21
prosecutors accused her using a fape company, falsified court
1:42:26
filings and fabricated a loan and forged a signature of
1:42:29
Presley's late daughter to pry the estate away from the
1:42:32
singer's family. The judge called it a wild
1:42:35
scheme and highly sophisticated as she tried to defend the as
1:42:38
she tried to defraud the family. Dude, I would hire her as soon
1:42:43
as she got out of jail. It's like, it's like Elizabeth
1:42:45
Holmes and I remember with Theranos.
1:42:49
Theranos is like good bro. And she's like, she's like
1:42:53
fucking like forging documents and like, and, and like, like
1:42:57
convincing Walgreens to like invest billions and like all
1:43:00
these like people like dude, dude, like just like fucking
1:43:04
hustler hustler. Gee, Gee, I know didn't fuck
1:43:08
anybody over besides a bunch of rich like like Republicans.
1:43:10
So it's fine. 128 acre property occupies a nearly mythical place
1:43:16
in America pop culture and bears the distinction of the National
1:43:19
Historic Landmark. Visitors can can view Presley's
1:43:22
collection of bedazzled costumes, classic cars, as well
1:43:26
as exhibits and events celebrating his work.
1:43:28
After Lisa Marie Presley, the singer's child and only died.
1:43:31
She died in 2023. She is in the Naked Gun movies.
1:43:35
Shout out her daughter, Riley Cano.
1:43:38
Married to Michael Jackson. Inherited Graceland.
1:43:42
However, in 2024, a mysterious company called Nosley Nossini
1:43:47
Investments claimed that claimed that before her death, Presley
1:43:50
took out a $3.8 million loan using Graceland as collateral,
1:43:54
then failed to to pay. Prosecutors say that company was
1:43:57
actually a fabrication. That's like, I mean, you should
1:43:59
have gone legit with the business, but that's actually
1:44:01
like, that's wild to create a fake company to say that we
1:44:05
loaned you money. So we're going to conference
1:44:07
gate, like I'm going to put a fake lien.
1:44:08
I'm going to put a lien on your property.
1:44:10
That's pretty. Wild.
1:44:10
I mean, so let's be honest, like like it has been kind of messy,
1:44:14
like the estate like handling. Oh yeah, yeah.
1:44:18
So so that so maybe they were like.
1:44:21
It's publicly known as messy, so it's public like what they're
1:44:24
saying. Why not?
1:44:25
Like, like they're a mark. Like, like it's crazy.
1:44:28
Like how 'cause I used to, when I worked for this distributor,
1:44:33
we would sold also a bunch of shit like wholesale, but we, we,
1:44:38
we partnered with Zippo. And so like, I would like,
1:44:43
people would buy like 192 Zippos and they get a Zippo display for
1:44:48
free, but they would like ask me to pick it out.
1:44:51
And it's like, and it's just crazy like that.
1:44:53
Like it's like the, the estates that like have been cashing in.
1:44:57
It's it's Elvis, Bob Marley, Tupac.
1:45:05
I'm trying to think of who else just like it just gets the bag.
1:45:08
Like, you know, like Elvis. Michael Jackson.
1:45:11
No, I mean like, no, like, I don't know, Michael Jackson's is
1:45:16
like kind of different because like he, he like bought like The
1:45:19
Beatles. Like he owns like tons of
1:45:21
cattle. But then he sold them, you know,
1:45:23
like, I like, I think he kind of fucked it up.
1:45:25
And it's like, yeah, like, I don't feel like they pimp
1:45:28
Michael Jackson out as much as like, like Elvis and like.
1:45:32
No, no, I don't think they pimp him out.
1:45:33
And Bob Marley, you know, it's like you're.
1:45:36
Getting a bag. Like, like, like, like those
1:45:39
whoever runs those estates, like, you know, it's like a
1:45:42
local gas station, like, wants to make a deal.
1:45:44
Like, yeah, slap his fucking face on it.
1:45:46
Like we'll we'll take the $5. Finley, 54, used several aliases
1:45:51
to pose as a bogus lender, threatened to foreclose on
1:45:54
Graceland and auction the compound unless they've settled
1:45:57
the claim at 2.85, they allege. Then they alleged that Finley
1:46:02
then went so far as to make file a fake collector's claim in
1:46:06
California, submit fake loan documents in Tennessee and
1:46:09
publish A foreclosure sale notice in a local newspaper and
1:46:13
and near Graceland. Probably owned by Sinclair.
1:46:17
Yeah, I'm a judge. Then stopped the sale.
1:46:20
According to the Finley's indictment, when the case made
1:46:23
national news, she falsely claimed that the attorney for
1:46:26
her was a Nigerian identity thief.
1:46:27
That I perpetuated the scheme. Federal authorities arrested
1:46:31
family in 2004 of August. He was later charged with mail
1:46:34
fraud and aggravated identity theft.
1:46:37
Pleaded guilty to mail fraud. In February, is this George
1:46:39
Santos's dead mom like? That's awesome, George if
1:46:44
George. Wasn't like gay like like I
1:46:46
think with like this is a match made in heaven dude.
1:46:48
Like she she flipped it on him usually like you're getting,
1:46:52
you're getting scammed by the Nigerians and then she's like
1:46:54
scamming and then is, is blaming it on the Nigerian.
1:46:58
Like that's, I mean, come on, that's chef's kiss.
1:47:01
Chef's kiss. Headaches or back bad cold.
1:47:06
In the past, many Americans would reach into their Medicaid
1:47:08
cabinets and pulled out a isotropic.
1:47:11
I said I can't even say it either.
1:47:14
It's isotropic trope ice to. Literally literally have a a the
1:47:21
maximum strength Tylenol prescription waiting for me at
1:47:24
CVS right now and like I just. Aestaminophen a known by the
1:47:31
brain. Tylenol.
1:47:32
Yeah, sorry. I just like, I always fuck that
1:47:35
word up whenever I'm like, what is it, 'cause it's the TAMINO?
1:47:39
PHEN. I don't think I've ever tried to
1:47:41
say. Without any concern at all.
1:47:46
It's been a long staple of home medicine seen as a Safeway to
1:47:49
treat pain and a fever fever in pregnancy as well as in
1:47:53
childhood. When used as directed the
1:47:55
president Trump came out swinging over his common over
1:47:59
this common over the counter drug.
1:48:01
Do not take Tylenol if you're pregnant and don't give Tylenol
1:48:03
to your child, he said at a White House reading.
1:48:06
Fight like hell not to take it. Right, right.
1:48:08
Right after he shorted it guarantee guaranteed to all his
1:48:14
boys short tile and I'll, you know, stock.
1:48:18
I'm going to go out here, talk shit about it and and amplify
1:48:21
this this thing, this study, this bullshit.
1:48:24
Actually, it's not even true. Like it's like it.
1:48:29
It's like over like 50%. We're going to sue the shit out
1:48:32
of them. Oh yeah, it's insanity, dude.
1:48:35
Like, but also Yang is the one who prescribed me the extra
1:48:39
strength Tylenol when I when I saw him last week and I just
1:48:42
haven't gone and picked it up. But because I asked him, I'm
1:48:45
like, am I supposed to still be like feeling kind of like pain
1:48:48
down there? Because sometimes it, you know,
1:48:50
hurts or whatever And it's been like a long time.
1:48:53
He's like, yeah, it's normal. He's like, I can give you
1:48:56
prescribe you the extra strength Tylenol.
1:48:58
He's like, don't worry. It's like not addictive.
1:49:00
And I was like, OK, just do it. And I'll just like have it.
1:49:03
And and then like the next day they should have came out.
1:49:05
But it's also like about pregnant women.
1:49:07
So it doesn't even really matter.
1:49:09
Group of physicians plus the maker of Tylenol immediately
1:49:12
pushed back on the president's stance, saying it was just it
1:49:14
wasn't supported by the research and they could have been there
1:49:18
and could have serious repercussions for women and
1:49:20
babies. All this means that the parents
1:49:22
would be All of this means that many parents would be parents
1:49:28
parents and would be parents. Sorry.
1:49:30
Plus, others who sometimes take Tylenol are suddenly wondering
1:49:34
what they should think about the old mainstay of medicine and
1:49:37
whether they truly need it 'cause I mean, he went up there
1:49:39
and said, like, it gives you autism, it'll give you give your
1:49:41
kids autism. I literally just dropped a rhyme
1:49:44
and I was like, I was like you, you kids.
1:49:47
As my junior. I'm on my RFK changing the
1:49:51
definition of of what it means to be sick.
1:49:56
I'm headlining like she's doing blow on my Dick.
1:49:59
I mean, the I'm not going to read this whole thing because
1:50:02
it's obviously coming from RFK. Exactly.
1:50:04
That's like, It's like. This is.
1:50:06
Another confusion that obviously that was going to happen with
1:50:10
like, you know, like with him running the fucking health like
1:50:15
and Human Services, you know, department.
1:50:18
It's like it's like so clear that like we were going to have
1:50:24
have to go through all this dumb bullshit.
1:50:27
You know, it's like like did the COVID vaccine like, you know,
1:50:30
like shit like that, that to me, that's the dumbest thing ever.
1:50:34
It's like Trump should like, should be like, like hyping up
1:50:37
like how he like he got like operation warp speed or whatever
1:50:42
they called it, like the vaccine out, you know, and and it's that
1:50:46
he like like that that's like like probably like the only good
1:50:49
thing he did besides like Murk Soleimani.
1:50:52
Well, and this is when they talk about a rise in autism, but they
1:50:55
don't talk about is how. It's being diagnosed like
1:50:59
different. Yeah, How they, how they've
1:51:01
like, well, no, they've just expanded the spectrum.
1:51:03
There's lots of people that would be considered autistic now
1:51:05
that when we were growing up wouldn't be considered autistic.
1:51:08
At all like that's the weirdo that just like likes to go down
1:51:11
and like look at the street lights like 1.
1:51:13
No, not even that, it'd be like that, you just have ADHD.
1:51:17
No, no, no, I I exactly that. Like that's what I'm saying
1:51:19
like. They would have said when I was
1:51:21
a kid, they would say I was autistic when I was a kid, I had
1:51:23
bad ADHD, was ton heavily medicated.
1:51:26
They would have been like, oh, your son's autistic now.
1:51:28
That's what they would have said.
1:51:29
They were like, oh, he's on the spectrum, you know?
1:51:31
You mean if you were if you were born today?
1:51:33
Yeah. For sure you think so?
1:51:36
Yeah, just, and it's not that I am, it's that I had some, I had
1:51:39
an ADHDI used to stutter. They would come up and it's
1:51:42
because of whatever my ADHD symptoms were as a child.
1:51:46
They've expanded the autism spectrum so much longer that it
1:51:49
would include. So it's, you know, it's like a
1:51:52
mile long. It's not 200 feet.
1:51:54
So now that it's a mile long, it's like, Oh well now.
1:51:57
You, I thought, I thought, I thought the spectrum included
1:51:59
everybody, but I thought that's just what spectrums are like.
1:52:02
Everybody's on it. It's just where.
1:52:05
True, but I mean like the autism.
1:52:07
I know what I I know what you mean.
1:52:08
They expanded that section. Somebody recently asked like try
1:52:12
to say that they asked like if I might be autistic and I'm like,
1:52:17
this is how, you know, I'm not an autistic.
1:52:19
It's like I'm sociable. I can look at I can look you in
1:52:22
the eyes, you know, I can talk to normal people, you know, like
1:52:26
it's like, but I also use it autistic like as like a was that
1:52:31
positive? Like when I was done with my
1:52:33
fantasy football draft, I just hit the group text.
1:52:35
I was like, I was like, I just marked y'all.
1:52:37
I was like autistic with my with my picks.
1:52:40
And I meant it like in a good way.
1:52:42
Yeah, terrible joke. Why I got like, you know, like,
1:52:46
'cause autism. I get it.
1:52:48
It's just no, just be more. It's.
1:52:49
Not a negative. You got to pick.
1:52:51
You got to pick ones. If you're going to do sports and
1:52:54
you're going to pick, do something autistic or do
1:52:56
something sports related and make an autistic comment.
1:52:58
You got to go rain, man. You gotta be like, I just rain.
1:53:00
I know, but but to me, like that's just played out.
1:53:05
It'll never be. Played.
1:53:06
I did. I yeah, I was on the TISM in
1:53:09
that draft, bro. But no, I mean, that's really
1:53:13
what it is. There's more people being
1:53:14
diagnosed with it because they've expanded the parameters
1:53:18
of what would qualify for being autistic.
1:53:20
So they've just made it exactly. That's it.
1:53:22
Same thing with, same thing and. We live in a world full of
1:53:26
people that are all about self diagnosis and self medicating
1:53:32
and deciding what's wrong with them, but won't go seek out
1:53:35
medical professionals to confirm or deny if they actually have
1:53:38
this to just make up their own decisions.
1:53:40
They're like like I think we talked a while ago, years ago
1:53:43
about like people pretending they have DID or they have split
1:53:46
personalities, People pretending like they have Tourette's.
1:53:50
They catch people in there's people that are influencers.
1:53:54
Like it's called, it's. Called like Munchausen.
1:53:57
Munchausen by Well, there's Munchausen and there's
1:53:59
Munchausen. By proxy, yeah.
1:54:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's people.
1:54:04
Your boys are educated. That's right.
1:54:05
That's right. So there's a lot of people that
1:54:09
believe that, you know, they're on the spectrum and they will go
1:54:13
seek out a diagnosis if they need to, but they don't
1:54:16
necessarily have to. They can just say it.
1:54:17
And if you question them then it's how dare you.
1:54:19
It's just like stupid dance. That's really dumb and
1:54:22
exhausting honestly, in the sense that.
1:54:25
But then there's also people that won't get helped.
1:54:27
People would rather it be there's something wrong with
1:54:30
them that they can't help, then it's something wrong that
1:54:34
they're doing. So that's really what it comes
1:54:36
down to. There's a lot of people who will
1:54:37
I you. Have to be careful with that,
1:54:40
Bill, real quick, just because I, because I've, I know, I know
1:54:43
exactly what you're saying, but also people who do have
1:54:48
something wrong with them can come off as somebody that would
1:54:54
lie about it. You know what I'm saying?
1:54:58
No, I mean, it's not, you're not batting 1000 on that statement.
1:55:01
But what I am saying is there's a lot I've in my time in my
1:55:05
life, I've encountered a lot of people with horrible attitudes,
1:55:09
treated people badly themselves, other people around them.
1:55:14
And it's like, oh, I'm, you know what, like 01 of the, the old
1:55:18
one back in the day was, oh, I'm bipolar.
1:55:20
I'm bipolar, but I'm not on medication.
1:55:22
Nobody's diagnosed me. I haven't seen a doctor.
1:55:25
But it's like, no, like maybe you're just an asshole
1:55:27
sometimes. And maybe like you can't control
1:55:29
your emotions and you can't process things correctly and you
1:55:33
don't have enough emotional control to like be in difficult
1:55:36
situations and not snap 'cause that's totally it.
1:55:39
And if that's gonna be the, if, you know, 'cause if that's the
1:55:41
case, if you're bipolar, I've been around people that are
1:55:44
bipolar that are like genuinely bipolar on lithium, all sorts of
1:55:48
shit. And man, like, that is some
1:55:50
crazy stuff. It's not like, oh, I, you know,
1:55:53
cussed at you because you made me mad and I can't control my
1:55:56
pimp or sorry, I'm bipolar. It's like wild swings.
1:56:00
Yeah, wild fucking swings. But like to to just take bipolar
1:56:04
out of it and just and just just put in just any like any sort of
1:56:08
disorder. Yeah, like there's definitely
1:56:10
people out there that instead of working on themselves, they they
1:56:16
use that. They can use something like that
1:56:18
as an excuse. To not because if I do it won't
1:56:21
help. But but, but, but, but I think
1:56:23
that's a different conversation than what we were saying.
1:56:27
Where, where there's, it seems like autism's on the rise, but
1:56:31
it's really no, it's just how it's being diagnosed.
1:56:34
True, It's different. But it's not because what I'm
1:56:39
saying is there's all types of these things that were.
1:56:42
And look I mean what autism was first but wait Tylenol was
1:56:47
invented in like originally in like the end of the 1800s.
1:56:50
First person that discovered autism was or like coined autism
1:56:55
was a French scientist in like 8 like 1917.
1:57:00
Shout out coup d'etat. So it's not, it's been around.
1:57:05
But what I, but I'm saying is like we've expanded it, but
1:57:08
we're expanding that for lots of other things besides just
1:57:12
autism. And that's what I'm saying,
1:57:14
yeah. ADHD, you know, oh, but that's
1:57:16
what I'm saying is, oh, you could be in a classroom, you
1:57:18
could be a teacher and you could say something and make a comment
1:57:22
or oh, a mood swing. And they like these like some of
1:57:25
these kids are like, well, I'm, I'm bipolar, but I'm undiagnosed
1:57:28
and I'm not medication. And you have to like deal with
1:57:30
it. And it's like, well, no, I
1:57:31
don't. And that's not how this works.
1:57:34
And you bipolar or not, you still need to be respectful.
1:57:37
And if it's this bad that it's going to affect you and your
1:57:40
relationship relationships on a day-to-day basis because that's
1:57:42
what happens when you're bipolar.
1:57:44
It like tears down your life around you because you're so
1:57:47
inconsistent and you can't control it like it's.
1:57:50
Fucking disrespectful for the to people who actually have have
1:57:53
it, yeah. So then just say it and I can't
1:57:55
question you. I can't ask you about it.
1:57:57
It's like a, it's like an emotion.
1:57:58
It's like a service dog, which I, which you have a service dog.
1:58:01
It's not a service dog, but it's, but it's bullshit.
1:58:03
And it's bullshit because there's people who actually have
1:58:05
service dogs and there's people who pretend that their dogs are
1:58:08
service dogs just so they can take their dog inside of an
1:58:11
Arby's. No, I did it so I can move into
1:58:13
an apartment. Well, you did it.
1:58:15
I know I get it, but there's the wiggle room to get what you want
1:58:20
out of it and that's worst example you're getting a little.
1:58:25
No. I.
1:58:26
Just want to tell you a funny story.
1:58:28
Like I was like in a convenience store and I was like, I got the
1:58:32
cashier and I just hear this, this dude go just service
1:58:37
animal, service animal. And I turn around.
1:58:40
It's like a homeless dude with like a like a like a like a
1:58:44
street dog and, and, and it was just like, it's kind of exactly
1:58:47
what you were saying. It's like but I do that all the
1:58:49
time with where like. But your dog, your dog's
1:58:52
registered. So you.
1:58:53
Went to the IT expired like but but what I'm saying and she
1:58:57
chewed the she chewed the clip for like the service animal like
1:59:00
best. So she like never actually worn,
1:59:02
but like I've been called out about it like maybe a three
1:59:05
times and I. Yeah, I mean just.
1:59:07
Saying I just go, I just go, yeah.
1:59:09
I mean, if somebody tells me they have Tourette's so they
1:59:11
don't and they're not, they're not diagnosed, they're just
1:59:14
walking around shouting obscenities, I'm going to have a
1:59:17
hard time believing this person. Because if it's that bad and you
1:59:20
have Tourette's, go seek medical attention.
1:59:22
Take care of yourself, your mental.
1:59:24
Health. I just don't understand why my
1:59:25
dog's being discriminated against like and like these
1:59:28
service animals are allowed to go into Vons, but she can't.
1:59:32
But actually like the Vons in Westlake, when I lived there
1:59:36
when she was a service animal, I would take her there all the
1:59:40
time. She has she, she needs a service
1:59:43
animal. She has separation anxiety.
1:59:44
Like I can't go to the bathroom without her following me.
1:59:47
But like everybody at Vons knew her name.
1:59:52
Not a single one of them knew my name.
1:59:54
Every time I walk in they'd be like oh where where And I swear
1:59:58
to God if I asked. All, all of them.
2:00:00
Not a single one would know my name.
2:00:02
But all of them knew her name. Seth.
2:00:06
I mean the moving and it's look and like there's more scientific
2:00:13
research. So goal posts are going to move.
2:00:15
There's going to be people that are like, if we expand the
2:00:18
autism spectrum, there's people with quirks and things and that
2:00:21
make them who they are, which make them great, beautiful,
2:00:24
creative people that might follow them on the autism
2:00:26
spectrum now. But it's because we expanded it.
2:00:28
It's not because we've done anything, we're doing anything
2:00:31
different. It's definitely not because of
2:00:33
fucking Tylenol. It's because we've expanded the
2:00:36
spectrum. So more people are being
2:00:37
diagnosed. People are self diagnosing,
2:00:39
going in and looking for a diagnosis that gives them the
2:00:42
affirmation that they want because at the like, I like I
2:00:46
have this, I need you to like tell me that I have this and
2:00:50
reaffirm what I already believe. And that's crazy.
2:00:53
The internet's been bad for self diagnosing and people deciding
2:00:57
what they have, what they don't have, what their issues are.
2:00:59
That's something that's not talked about enough is the
2:01:01
amount of information that's out there, good and bad has created
2:01:06
an outlet for people to cut decide what's wrong with them.
2:01:09
And it's, and sometimes it just so happens the thing that things
2:01:13
that they decide is wrong with them are things that are
2:01:15
uncontrollable, allows them to be erratic, allows them to
2:01:19
mistreat the people around 1 and their loved ones with 0
2:01:22
repercussions. Because if you do give them
2:01:24
repercussions for that, you just don't understand or you're
2:01:27
discriminating against them because they're different.
2:01:29
It's crazy. There's a guy like this was
2:01:32
years ago. This is when I was in Denver,
2:01:33
ended up firing. I, I let him go and then he
2:01:36
tried to be like, oh, it's because I'm bipolar.
2:01:39
I was like, what are you talking about?
2:01:40
Like I've never even heard this. Like you didn't like you were
2:01:44
you showed up to your job wasted and you you pissed your pants.
2:01:48
So I sent you home and fired you.
2:01:50
There's nothing discriminatory about that.
2:01:52
And if it and you you showed. Up.
2:01:54
I mean you. Showed up wasted and pissed your
2:01:57
pants because you're bipolar. That's why you did it.
2:01:59
That's why not because. You not.
2:02:02
Because you have a drinking problem that.
2:02:03
We. That we all see all the time.
2:02:06
Not the first time you pissed your pants, bud.
2:02:08
The first time you pissed your pants at work.
2:02:09
I'm going to feel bad and. And, and let's say he really was
2:02:12
bipolar. That doesn't give you a hall
2:02:14
pass to show up to work drunk and piss your pants like the I.
2:02:17
Mean like that's. It's so it's like, OK, you are
2:02:22
like so bro, you still have to act like a human and.
2:02:26
Look, I'm not there's people who have these issues, I mean.
2:02:29
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
2:02:31
Like that's what like. I have, I have people don't
2:02:33
realize I have major anxiety issues 24/7.
2:02:37
I keep it like I could, I keep it controlled.
2:02:40
I'm very good about it. I don't really have like panic
2:02:42
attacks. I've maybe had like 2 in two or
2:02:44
three in my whole life. But like, I am an overthinker
2:02:47
very much in my own head, very much like an internal spin out
2:02:52
thinking of every possible outcome.
2:02:54
I'm like. Manic You might die, bro.
2:02:56
You might die tonight. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
2:02:59
No. But like, that's kind of fucked
2:03:01
up. I like, I'm sorry, but like I'm,
2:03:03
I, I can be manic about that stuff sometimes, but I know how
2:03:07
to control it. But I'm not saying that I'm like
2:03:09
manic depress it and I'm going to have manic episodes all the
2:03:12
time because I have anxiety. No, I need to be an adult.
2:03:14
I need to figure out to handle it.
2:03:16
And if I, if it was that bad, I would go seek out help to make
2:03:19
sure that I was taking care of my mentals first and foremost
2:03:22
because that's important and there's a lot of people.
2:03:24
That. Decide what's wrong with them.
2:03:26
Well, you're kind of saying what I'm saying is like you, you
2:03:28
might be white knuckle in it like too much like, so there's
2:03:32
like two sides of it. There's so there's people who
2:03:34
claim they have it when they don't, But then there's people
2:03:37
that like, you know, or like like my dad or you know, like
2:03:41
old school. Like it's like you got to like a
2:03:43
fucking concussion. You got like a concussion and
2:03:46
you just get back in the God damn game and.
2:03:48
Like when I was living in Denver, I was dating Voldemort
2:03:53
and I I was my mentals are so bad.
2:03:56
I went and seeked out therapy because like on my, my on my, I
2:04:00
was in my own head. It was reaching a point.
2:04:03
So it's like there's. But there's some people that
2:04:04
will that will refuse to get help when they need the help,
2:04:08
and then there's people who are asking for help when they don't.
2:04:14
Yeah, and it's and it's reaffirming.
2:04:15
They want to reaffirm what they already think and know about
2:04:17
themselves. I think if you had a
2:04:19
conversation with like 15 doctors that do those types of
2:04:23
diagnosis for those things, I think you'd be shocked at some
2:04:26
of the stories. And they could speak freely, not
2:04:28
give you all names information, but they could probably tell you
2:04:30
stories about like some 20 year old kid that came in here and
2:04:34
was just convinced that they that they have that they like
2:04:37
they have Tourettes or they have some sort of tick or something.
2:04:39
And it's like something that they've created on their their
2:04:43
own creation because they're looking for that affirmation.
2:04:45
And social media isn't bad about that.
2:04:47
You get followers, you get clicks, you get likes.
2:04:49
You there was a, there was a. Yeah, there was like a you like
2:04:52
you get attention from it. Like there's a part of that too.
2:04:54
Fitness influencer who's pretending to have Down syndrome
2:05:01
to promote. Was it Shane Gillis?
2:05:03
To promote her like working out at the gym with like scantily
2:05:10
dressed pings. But it's like, oh, but I have
2:05:12
Down syndrome. So it's like just 'cause I have
2:05:14
Down syndrome can, it doesn't mean I can't be hot and all
2:05:16
these like stupid little catch phrases, which is going which if
2:05:20
I mean, that's a weird statement.
2:05:21
But what I am saying is like that could be motivating for
2:05:23
people that come from that community.
2:05:25
Like, hey, look, I could do this.
2:05:26
I can do more. Look at this person with Down
2:05:28
syndrome, how far they've made it.
2:05:30
I can do that too. Some of the most inspirational
2:05:33
people I've ever met or you know, people that I met, you
2:05:36
know, volunteering time with Special Olympics, being around
2:05:38
my sister who's handicapped, like I grew up around like in
2:05:41
that community and it's a beautiful community.
2:05:44
But there's also, you know, if you're going to grift on that,
2:05:48
if you're going to pretend it's like the movie The Ringer,
2:05:51
you're going to pretend to be a part of that community just so
2:05:54
that you can reap the benefits. And the, you know, affirmation
2:05:58
you get from the public is weird.
2:05:59
That girl got caught, caught. She got called the fuck out.
2:06:01
Like you are not autistic. Girl figured out a Down
2:06:04
syndrome. It's crazy.
2:06:07
It's wild, right? All right.
2:06:08
Well, are you saying, well, because I got kind of confused
2:06:10
there. And are you saying that it was a
2:06:14
positive, both positive and negative because it was
2:06:19
inspirational? The idea of it would be
2:06:20
positive. Just like the woman who lied and
2:06:22
said she was in the twin towers on September 11th and did the
2:06:26
whole war tour talk shows. TV never was there.
2:06:30
Didn't fucking work there. Just lied her ass off and
2:06:32
attached. George Santos, Mom.
2:06:35
Maybe actually it's possible, but like attached herself to
2:06:38
that movement 'cause she wanted the, the donations, the sympathy
2:06:42
and all that, which is inspiring when you see somebody being
2:06:45
like, hey, I survived. I made it out.
2:06:46
Like that's inspiring for people who did or for people who lost
2:06:50
their family members. But then when you find out that
2:06:52
person's full of shit. So you you just basically.
2:06:55
That's worse. That's the that makes it 10
2:06:57
times. Worse, you basically just
2:06:57
explained the Christianity it's inspiring and helps people that
2:07:06
they're actually just grifters and they're full of shit.
2:07:09
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying is it's like The Ringer
2:07:11
where he, Johnny Knoxville pretends to be mentally disabled
2:07:16
to compete and he and that that movie's great and.
2:07:18
That speed of autistic it's. A great movie though, because
2:07:21
they hired actual people with disabilities to play people with
2:07:26
disabilities. I mean, it's a goofy movie.
2:07:28
You can find it disgusting if you'd like to, but it's like a
2:07:31
good movie. Like it's in the sense of like.
2:07:34
OK, but what? Permission of it was good.
2:07:35
What are your thoughts about like that?
2:07:37
Like, you know, it's like if you like the movement where it's
2:07:40
like it's a gay character in a movie and you're hiring a
2:07:44
straight actor and it's like, oh, like, you know, why couldn't
2:07:48
you get a gay person? It's like, well, and it's like,
2:07:51
like, could could who? Who was Rain Man not forget
2:07:59
Billy Bob Thornton? No Dustin Hoffman.
2:08:02
But like. But he played it well.
2:08:05
No, I'm saying but like, but like could like could like could
2:08:10
like. Wouldn't there be a backlash?
2:08:11
Like nowadays? It's like, why didn't you get a
2:08:13
real autistic? Yeah, well, that's there.
2:08:15
We've seen what that looks like, whatever you see in Tropic
2:08:19
Thunder with simple Jack and Ben Stiller and playing like over
2:08:23
the dump. But what that.
2:08:24
But that's what I'm saying is that's why that would be gross
2:08:28
versus the ringer where they actually hire people with
2:08:31
disabilities to play those roles versus, you know, you know,
2:08:37
having somebody pretend to be that way and making it.
2:08:40
Like they're they're actors. Making a mockery.
2:08:43
OK, well there we make it. A mockery.
2:08:44
I'm talking about like a if it was like a serious movie and and
2:08:47
yeah, and like, and I feel like that there would be like.
2:08:51
And he has like Asperger's. He has Asperger's and brain man.
2:08:55
He might be like autistic with Asperger's.
2:08:57
He's like, which is like a mild. Version.
2:08:58
It's the same fucking thing. Yeah, it's a ASCII llama, just
2:09:02
different part of the spectrum, right.
2:09:05
Yeah, on the autistic, but no. But like, I mean, no, I don't
2:09:08
disagree. It's just, but I know we're
2:09:11
talking about like Tylenol, you're safe to take Tylenol.
2:09:15
But but don't say that. Don't you don't say that.
2:09:19
We're not medical doctor recommended, but Doctor Yang.
2:09:24
But they did prescribe it to me. But what I like, it's not.
2:09:28
I trust him as my Dick. It's not what they're making it
2:09:31
out to be, which is just laughable.
2:09:33
You can see this coming from a mile away.
2:09:34
But at the end of the day, I mean, you know, there's a bunch
2:09:38
of bad actors who. That'd be nice if Tylenol sue
2:09:42
the shit out of Trump, but like like how Fox News had to pay
2:09:45
like 800 million to Dominion, you know, for defamation it like
2:09:50
that would he? Doesn't he doesn't have Tylenol
2:09:52
money? Nah, no, not.
2:09:57
Not not a lot of people have Tylenol money.
2:10:00
But I mean, I mean the EU, the UAE listeners of the pod just
2:10:05
just dropped 2 billion on them like so they can get some
2:10:07
microchips like just straight into his fucking bank account
2:10:11
like. Yeah, but I mean.
2:10:13
Like that's just like one deal, like one day.
2:10:15
Like, I mean like did, I don't know, I don't even know like,
2:10:20
like, 'cause I, you know, what I would like, think is like Visa,
2:10:23
MasterCard would be like, you know, like the Apple and
2:10:27
Microsoft's of, of, of the world.
2:10:29
It's like you guys like run you. You have like a duopoly on
2:10:34
credit cards. Like like, but they're like
2:10:36
market cap is like surprisingly low.
2:10:39
Like I don't get it. Because they're giving away free
2:10:42
money and hoping you'll pay it back later.
2:10:44
I know I just would like they just like said, they're just
2:10:47
like getting embedded in like society that you know, it's
2:10:50
like, I just surprised they're not like.
2:10:51
Yeah, I mean, but a drug company that's been around so long that
2:10:54
it's become like over the over the counter generic and they
2:10:58
don't want a patent on it. So people have if anybody wants
2:11:00
to make they. Didn't have the safety shit on
2:11:04
it and they had to recall all of it.
2:11:05
So they got hit hard, like at one point, remember?
2:11:08
Well, that's because someone was opening up.
2:11:10
Right. So they had to recall all of it
2:11:14
and redesign it so that, you know, I don't know, I'd be
2:11:19
actually interested. Like, I don't even know if
2:11:21
Tylenol like, like what's the parent company?
2:11:24
Yeah. Probably Bayer.
2:11:26
No, it's not Bayer. Bayer's Advil, I don't know, but
2:11:30
they got fucking money, I'll tell you that.
2:11:32
No for sure, and but and. Tylenol money, aspirin money,
2:11:37
Robitussin money. I mean, but Advil and that like
2:11:40
that's what I'm saying is they're they've reached a point
2:11:42
to where you can buy those without a prescription and other
2:11:45
like CVS pays them to make a knock off version of the same
2:11:49
shit because they own the patent like.
2:11:51
Well, that's just how, that's how, that's just how
2:11:53
pharmaceuticals work like the. So you do that for decades on
2:11:57
you, you have Tylenol. I mean, obviously there's none
2:11:59
that it grew, but it started in late 1800s.
2:12:02
Like they got fucking money. They got fucking pull that in a
2:12:05
way that like they have pharmaceutical pull.
2:12:08
Harvard started in the 1600s and they got fucking Harvard money
2:12:12
and you know, they're getting fucked with so.
2:12:14
But I mean, they're not caving and I.
2:12:16
Don't think that. None of these pharm, none of
2:12:19
these pharmaceutical, this is an opportunity for some of these
2:12:21
pharmaceutical pharmaceutical companies to check them and just
2:12:25
say like fuck you, you're full of shit.
2:12:26
And they're going to have to if they sue and they go.
2:12:28
Personally sue Trump. Well, you'll sue Trump, you'll
2:12:33
choose sue RFK Junior, you'll sue like 3 people.
2:12:38
Yeah. But like 3 or 4 people.
2:12:40
And when? Oh, it, it'll be coming.
2:12:43
Like there's tweets that were funny, like I'd love to
2:12:44
congratulate Tylenol on their massive settlement because
2:12:47
that's what's going to happen. It's not even going to go to
2:12:50
trial. They're going to end up settling
2:12:51
for saying some stupid shit because you're.
2:12:52
Going to lose. And then Trump's like, well, yo,
2:12:55
I was like, I had to pay Deutsche Bank.
2:12:57
Like all that money like that. I just got off.
2:13:00
For sure what'll happen is if they lose that court case,
2:13:03
they'll end up at some point firing RFK, replacing him with
2:13:06
somebody else and blame it on him.
2:13:08
Like he took bad advice and you know, he's kind of a kook.
2:13:11
And then he'll we'll start kind of besmirching him and talking
2:13:13
shit about him and push him out the door.
2:13:16
If it goes S that S with him, that's exactly what he's going
2:13:20
to do. He's done it to everybody else.
2:13:22
No, but that's the thing though. It's like it's like Trump such
2:13:26
like such like a fucking like defiant, like, you know, it's
2:13:30
like, because Pete like everybody's like Pete Hegseth's
2:13:33
a drunk piece of shit. You know, he's a, he's not ADEI
2:13:36
hire, he's a DUI hire. Like it's like because like like
2:13:40
CNN and responsible people are like, you know, this guy sucks
2:13:44
is why he still has the job. Trump's like, oh, you don't like
2:13:47
him? Fuck you.
2:13:48
I'm going to keep him. Yeah, but I think.
2:13:51
Those and I. Think that, but those are Those
2:13:53
are Trump loyalists though. So the people you're talking
2:13:56
about, Hegseth, any of them hold on.
2:13:58
Any of them are all like die hard loyalists that are in roles
2:14:02
that help protect him in some legal way, help him push through
2:14:05
his bullshit. All RF KS doing is up there
2:14:07
riffing like they didn't really get along that great.
2:14:09
He knew he needed him to lump in the anti vax crowd and get over
2:14:13
the hump with that, but they're not like fucking besties.
2:14:16
Well, this is the thing, like when Trump just went to the UK,
2:14:19
they kept on saying like how he's like enamored with like the
2:14:22
royal family and shit. And he like, loves it.
2:14:24
And I think it's the same thing with RFK.
2:14:26
Like the Kennedys are like, you know, the royal family of the
2:14:29
United States kind of. And I think that's part of it,
2:14:32
too, you know, like that. He's like kicking it with the
2:14:35
Kennedys. Oh for sure.
2:14:37
I mean, he gets off on that shit.
2:14:38
Except for all the Kennedys hate him.
2:14:40
So it's like like he's like ostracized.
2:14:42
I don't even know. Yeah, because he's a fucking.
2:14:45
But I mean, just keep, keep an eye out for this stuff because
2:14:50
that's going to be pretty crazy to see like what transpires from
2:14:53
that because that's a big old. But like you said, they're
2:14:55
throwing stuff to see what sticks.
2:14:56
Going after big dogs. If they can fuck with Tylenol
2:14:59
like this, who else can they go after, yadda yadda yadda.
2:15:05
It's really kind of pathetic. Yeah, it's kind of like when
2:15:09
like they were shipping like, you know, like people down to El
2:15:13
Salvador that, you know, were. American citizens.
2:15:17
Legal residents, you know, like like had court orders to not
2:15:21
specifically not do it. It's like they, I feel like they
2:15:25
purposely did it, you know, and then be like, see, like if they
2:15:30
could get away with it and if they could, then then they could
2:15:32
do like a lot more shit. You know, if they can do, if
2:15:35
they can do like the craziest shit and get away with it, then
2:15:37
they could do whatever the fuck they want.
2:15:39
Yeah, whatever. What else?
2:15:41
What else can't I do? Exactly.
2:15:44
Well, you got anything else? We had three hours.
2:15:45
Granted, it's like more like 2 hours and 40 minutes.
2:15:49
It's a pretty long one. Meditate, bitches.
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2:18:25
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