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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Micah Parsons, Dak Prescott hurt AGAIN, Rams and Bills EMBARRASSMENT · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Commentory Alive from Philly. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Polio Donty Foolsco. Say yeahs always Polly Foolsco. Here with
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  Speaker 1: Tony Foolsco and Tony Yo. Huge show today NFL Week
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  Speaker 1: one and three. Things have already happened that you could
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  Speaker 1: one bank on the Eagles making another Super Bowl run,
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys quarterback getting injured, and Skip Bayliss that unoriginal
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  Speaker 1: hack stealing one of our takes. Yeah, instead of calling
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  Speaker 1: that show undisputed, they should call it uncredited. Yeah, be original. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: to discuss this breaking development, joining us from Dallas in
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  Speaker 1: a few minutes, Cowboys linebacker Micah Possums. I'm looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to discussing it with him. But first, some quick business.
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  Speaker 1: A message from our friends at Lincoln. Are you unemployed? Well,
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  Speaker 1: now you have no excuse your lazy third. Isn't that right, Tony? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go on LinkedIn. You'll get a job in like two seconds.
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  Speaker 1: You bumm LinkedIn, grow up and get a job already LinkedIn. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well that wraps up our business, so let's get right
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  Speaker 1: into our top story story. Alright, Well, the NFL is
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  Speaker 1: all about tradition, and that Dak Prescott is continuing the
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  Speaker 1: proud tradition started by Tony Romo of Cowboys Quartabac's having
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  Speaker 1: the bodies of a two dollar pinata. Uh. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott out for seven games, and you know we
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  Speaker 1: said it here first first, that the Cowboys will be
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  Speaker 1: even better without Dak. But as usual, Skip Bayliss over
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  Speaker 1: at Fox continues to copy our takes shamelessly. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: this plagiarist strike get Cooper Rush is almost as good
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  Speaker 1: as Dac, and sometimes I think he can be a
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  Speaker 1: little more consistent than that. Well you win his Dac
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  Speaker 1: ever shown you any routine consistent? You need to put
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  Speaker 1: that in a rufcase and won't go out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Uh doesn't that sound a little familiar? Tony? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: thought I was listening to myself. I said that like
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  Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Yes you did. And you know, when
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  Speaker 1: it comes to evaluating quarterbacks, we all know there's only
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  Speaker 1: one stat that matters, and of course I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: Korea win percentage with no minimum on games played. All
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  Speaker 1: you have to do is look up the winning percentage
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  Speaker 1: for Cooper Rush and you'll see that it is a
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  Speaker 1: perfect NFL record one And that's only half the story there,
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  Speaker 1: right Tony. Yeah, you also have to look at his
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  Speaker 1: preseason stats. Cooper Rush also went two and one in
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  Speaker 1: the preseason. The NFL keeps preseason stats on their website,
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  Speaker 1: which shows you just how important and they are. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: you want to queb who wins the game when it matters,
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  Speaker 1: But to me, it's more impressive for a QB to
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  Speaker 1: win the game when it doesn't matter. Terrific point, don'ty?
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  Speaker 1: And you know, to me, I've always wondered. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it makes no sense why we don't count preseason wins
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  Speaker 1: when discussing quarterbacks. I mean, I know this is totally obvious,
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  Speaker 1: but it must be said. The hardest games to win
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  Speaker 1: are not playoff games that preseason games. I mean you're
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  Speaker 1: playing with a bunch of future growthery clerks and bank tellers.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you can win a game with those loses,
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  Speaker 1: that's better that winning a super Bowl. This isn't that, right, Tony? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: This is why when I did my last all time
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  Speaker 1: quarterback rankings, I had Joe Webb at number forty two,
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  Speaker 1: Chase Daniel at number thirty seven, Jake Ruddock at number
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  Speaker 1: thirty two, and right behind Donovan McNabb, Nate Sudfell, that
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  Speaker 1: number three makes total sense all around. And you know
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  Speaker 1: what I also like about Cooper Rush. Tony has a
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  Speaker 1: great quarterback name and that matters a lot too when
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  Speaker 1: evaluating a quarterback, doesn't it totally? People always say Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott is a great rushing quarterback, but look at Cooper Rush.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Rush. Meanwhile, Dak rhymes with sack and
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  Speaker 1: that's troubling. Absolutely. And on the subject of troubling signs,
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  Speaker 1: this is what they call them the business A segue
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  Speaker 1: for all the kids out there listening to Sound Done,
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  Speaker 1: you'll learn something. What an embarrassment for Sean McVeigh and
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  Speaker 1: the so called Super Bowl champion Rams getting blown out
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  Speaker 1: by the Bills in Week one? And you know, to me, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: this taints their entire Super Bowl. You know they love
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  Speaker 1: to tell you the Super Bowl is the most important
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  Speaker 1: game of the season. A right, of course, not everyone's injured,
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  Speaker 1: you know, died, banging up. You're getting their worst, But
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  Speaker 1: in week one you're getting their best. Everyone's friends ready
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  Speaker 1: to go, isn't that right? Downing, Absolutely, the way you
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  Speaker 1: start the season is more important than how you finished
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  Speaker 1: the season. We see this all the time in movies.
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  Speaker 1: People always say movies need a good ending, But what
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  Speaker 1: about the beginning. If a movie doesn't have a good beginning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave the theater and not even stick around
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  Speaker 1: for the ending. This is why that movie by m
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  Speaker 1: Night Shamalian, The Village, is one of my old time favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Great beginning, what's up with this village? Why does it
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  Speaker 1: look like the seventeen hundreds? What's going on over there
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  Speaker 1: in the woods? I needed to know? So I stuck
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  Speaker 1: it out. And while the ending was okay, I never
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  Speaker 1: forgot about how good the beginning was. Truer words have
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  Speaker 1: never been spoken. And you know, Tony, the Rams are
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  Speaker 1: not the only ones on the hook here. The Bills
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  Speaker 1: themselves are to be blamed for their embarrassing performance in
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  Speaker 1: Week one. You know, people say, the big story here
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  Speaker 1: is that the Bills won the game. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we do on this show. We tell you
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  Speaker 1: what the real story is. That's what we do. For
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  Speaker 1: the third time in the last four games, the Bills
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  Speaker 1: did not punt the ball once. And Tony, this is
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  Speaker 1: just so disrespectful with all the proud punters throughout all
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  Speaker 1: of NFL history. Isn't that right? Absolutely, the game is
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  Speaker 1: called football, and that tells you right there that punting
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  Speaker 1: is the most important part of the game. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is why I never liked ESPN's NFL Prime Time.
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  Speaker 1: You know, with Chris Berman and Tim Jim Bob whatever
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  Speaker 1: that guy's name was, they never showed any punts. I
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  Speaker 1: was always confused watching highlights because they didn't show how
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  Speaker 1: the other team got the ball back. Was there a turnover,
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  Speaker 1: loss of downs? I never knew. Nobody did. And you know, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you bring up a great point here, because this is
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  Speaker 1: what I've never understood. You know, people love seeing highlights
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  Speaker 1: where you know, the quarterback crows the ball, the balls
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  Speaker 1: flying high through the air. Right, well, what flies higher
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  Speaker 1: and further than the past a punt? It's so clear.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, this is why I think ESPN and
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  Speaker 1: now the Buffalo Bills, they owe an apology to all
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  Speaker 1: the proud punters throughout NFL history. You know, of course,
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm talking about household names we all know,
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  Speaker 1: like Jeff Fiagels, Yeah, Tom Tuka, Yeah, Rick Tuton who
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  Speaker 1: the list just goes on and on, doesn't sure, does
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  Speaker 1: hats off to all of you? Yes, hats off to
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  Speaker 1: you anyway. Uh, it's now time on the show where
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  Speaker 1: we go to our guests. So let's get our guests
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  Speaker 1: on the full SCO satellite network, Satellite work, all right,
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  Speaker 1: to discuss the injury that Dak Prescott joining us on
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  Speaker 1: the line right now live from Dallas. Uh, Boys defensive
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  Speaker 1: rookie of the year. Uh. He's also a standout at
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  Speaker 1: Penn State, now entering his second season in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: We welcome him to the show. Mica Parsons welcome. Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Where is he? Hello? Mica? Where are you? Where is he? Mica?
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  Speaker 1: You can you hear us? This is Polly Fusco, Micah,
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  Speaker 1: you're on the air. Hello. Is there something wrong with
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  Speaker 1: the signal? Jay? Jay? What are you doing? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Jay? Did you confirm? Did you confirm? You know?
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  Speaker 1: He did this the other day on the disputed You
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  Speaker 1: didn't show up there. Why would you book him on
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  Speaker 1: this show if you know that's gonna happen? Don't you
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  Speaker 1: know the first rule of broadcasting? Never questioned the host
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  Speaker 1: while on the air. Absolutely unprofessional by you. You know
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  Speaker 1: you caught to blame for this. Yeah, we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to call friends at LinkedIn boily tell them we need
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  Speaker 1: a new producer. All right, anyway, let's just move on
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  Speaker 1: and wrap the show. Yeah all right, Uh, we're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna thank Mica pos Oh no, j show what they're
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  Speaker 1: still corrections and according to you, just get to hurry up.
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  Speaker 1: Just go, Look, we need to fill the time anyway, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: so letry go it. Yeah what you said, Cooper Rush
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  Speaker 1: is a great Russian quarterback because he has rushed in
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  Speaker 1: his last name. Yeah what last year in the one
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  Speaker 1: game Cooper Rush started, he ran for negative eight yards.
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  Speaker 1: That's the opposite of a running quarterback. Oh yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: you're the opposite of a smart person. Yeah, we're going
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  Speaker 1: to rush to replace you now, exactly what go? Just go.
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned NFL primetime host and failed to remember the
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  Speaker 1: name of the other host. Ye, his name is Tom Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: He was a three time pro bowler. Yeah, you should
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  Speaker 1: probably know his name. Oh yeah, well you should probably
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  Speaker 1: know the number for the unemployment office. Yeah, here's a
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  Speaker 1: little help. It's one eight hundred. You'll suck at your
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  Speaker 1: job now to thank you one more, you said the
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  Speaker 1: director of the village was m Knight, Shamallean or whatever. Yeah, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: he's the best not not even close. It's m night Shamalan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well after the show, I'm gonna run you
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  Speaker 1: oga with my Shamalan moa. Yeah. If this was the
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  Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds like it was in the Village, you'd be
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  Speaker 1: beheaded by now. Yeah, look at him, Pauli. Show is
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  Speaker 1: like a Shamalian movie. At the end we find out
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  Speaker 1: our producer has been dead all along. Yeah, where you go? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: enough out of you and you know that's let us
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  Speaker 1: move on to the end of the show, Tony. Let's
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  Speaker 1: not spoil what was otherwise a great show. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: Great news Tony next week coming in to talk about
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  Speaker 1: his experience on the Colts and winning the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: Nick will be can't wait for that. Nic sure to
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  Speaker 1: follow us on our many social platforms which are just
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  Speaker 1: blowing up ante of the day, and Tony, great job
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  Speaker 1: as always, same to you, Holy another flowlish there you go.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see if people see