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Son of a Slopcast | Son of a Boy Dad #439 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it is Tuesday, it is September 22nd, and we
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  Speaker 5: are here live from HQ3. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: Francis has a fresh new haircut and it looks sick.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: Great cut. Where'd you go? Supercuts? Uh, not allowed to
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  Speaker 3: talk about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Big competitor.
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  Speaker 1: He went to FanDuel to get a haircut.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. they were offering a first cut free yeah bonus
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  Speaker 3: that's nice yeah bonus cut bonus cut bonus cut yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so good to see you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Bet the will compton parlay you get a free haircut.
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  Speaker 5: We can't talk about will compton That's off limits.
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  Speaker 1: Francis was going to come with me to my kid's
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  Speaker 1: doctor appointment this morning. Really? I wanted him to come
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  Speaker 1: so bad.
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  Speaker 3: That would have been awesome. A little more support. I
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  Speaker 3: offered to give them a ride because for some reason
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  Speaker 3: it didn't occur to me that they would be going nearby.
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  Speaker 5: Where did the kid go after? Did you send him
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  Speaker 5: on like an Uber home?
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  Speaker 1: I said, find your own way. I put his hands
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  Speaker 1: on the stroller and I slapped his ass and I said,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead. Figure it out.
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  Speaker 5: I was wondering that the whole way here. It was
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  Speaker 5: like if you're coming into the city for the doctor's appointment,
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  Speaker 5: where does the child go?
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  Speaker 1: He's outside the door.
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  Speaker 3: He's still here?
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  Speaker 1: I set him up in a playpen. Oh, nice. I
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  Speaker 1: set him up in a pack and play.
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  Speaker 5: You got Dan watching him downstairs?
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  Speaker 3: Not Dan.
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  Speaker 1: Jose.
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  Speaker 3: Finn's watching Dan's back.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Finn's got a nine on him. But no, he was– Well,
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  Speaker 1: how are you planning to get us to the doctor's appointment?
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  Speaker 3: I would have come and picked you up in my
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  Speaker 3: car and then brought you to the doctor and then
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  Speaker 3: presumably gone on my way to my haircut.
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  Speaker 1: Where would my jit have sat?
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  Speaker 3: Your child? Yeah. These are the types of things that
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  Speaker 3: someone without any prospects or a seed of my own overlooks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a child seat in my car.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get you one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's all I think about.
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  Speaker 5: You should have four child seats, passenger seat, everything, all boosters.
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  Speaker 5: You should be sitting in a child seat in the
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  Speaker 5: front seat. Yeah, we need to get you a child
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  Speaker 5: seat just so they're all populated. But luckily it was
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  Speaker 5: a short walk and I was able to walk my
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  Speaker 5: child home, drop them off and then sit in standstill
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  Speaker 5: traffic for an hour straight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been slammed.
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  Speaker 1: Because Trump has to. gallivant around the city.
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  Speaker 3: It's really unfortunate did you hear how he said i
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  Speaker 3: i got to walk my i walked walked them home
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  Speaker 3: that's because he has not gendered his child oh that's
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  Speaker 3: so nice just very progressive he's waiting for its 18th
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  Speaker 3: birthday and it will choose maybe later on its own
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  Speaker 3: maybe earlier yeah they make the call yeah it's up
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  Speaker 3: to them but the balls in their court yeah the
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  Speaker 3: you got pink and blue ready to go it's all
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  Speaker 3: up to you now Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's just an absence of color. They live in a
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  Speaker 1: clear room right.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: They literally live in a glass box.
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  Speaker 3: Finn is the perfect name on his 18th, on its
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  Speaker 3: 18th birthday. It'll either be Phineas or Finzi. Oh, very nice.
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  Speaker 1: Finzi.
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  Speaker 5: Can't say I've heard that one before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's Lindsay, but with an F. Oh, nice. I
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  Speaker 3: like that. Finzi.
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  Speaker 1: I think Finn is, I think Jason Kelsey's daughter is
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  Speaker 1: named Finn.
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  Speaker 3: Is that so?
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  Speaker 1: I think so.
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  Speaker 5: Jason Kelsey?
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  Speaker 3: Daughter. That's great.
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  Speaker 5: Love that guy.
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  Speaker 1: So happy for him.
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  Speaker 5: What did they, what was, I saw a post of
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  Speaker 5: Jason Kelsey. Oh, it was him in the, it was
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  Speaker 5: him in that box with like Pat McAfee and Wayne Gretzky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the Boston with the boys guys posted it and
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  Speaker 5: they were like dream rotation. It's like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: be one of the worst rotations.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe Wayne Gretzky would be cool, but.
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  Speaker 1: You know that Taylor and Will are just sitting there
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  Speaker 1: like concentrating really hard to grow a beard so maybe
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  Speaker 1: they can get a third of the Pat McAfee, Jason
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey market share that ESPN has given out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you need a razor sharp beard to be in
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  Speaker 5: that crew. They fired– A beard that could open a letter.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They fired Ryan Clark and Cam Newton into the sun
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  Speaker 1: so Jason Kelsey and Pat McAfee could get a bigger
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  Speaker 1: piece of the pie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And all those boys eat his pie. You see Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee smoking dope live on air?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was smoking dope, just like throwing a middle finger
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  Speaker 1: to the upper management of ESPN. Literally on air, just
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  Speaker 1: putting it just like in the middle of a take,
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of a takeaway.
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  Speaker 5: It is funny to be like, like he is ESPN, though.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, who is he.
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  Speaker 5: Still mad at? They fired everyone at the company for him.
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  Speaker 5: And he's still like, fuck the management.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, bro, you are the man.
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  Speaker 5: You're the guy.
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  Speaker 3: It's your company. Yeah. Like he is ESPN.
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee ESPN. Yeah, he's just a punky teen, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's just like disgruntled with the way of
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  Speaker 1: the world and he's rebellious. And when there's no one
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  Speaker 1: left to be mad at. Pat McAfee wept for there
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  Speaker 1: was no one left to rebel against.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Pat McAfee wept because there were no more viruses
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  Speaker 3: to block.
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  Speaker 5: All the networks have been conquered.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember McAfee antivirus?
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: It was that one and Norton. They were the, they were.
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  Speaker 1: Pepsi and Coke.
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  Speaker 3: The Israel Palestine.
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  Speaker 1: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: Antiviral virus software.
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  Speaker 5: Norton is still, I still use it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And Pat McAfee was like, or not Pat McAfee, John
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  Speaker 1: McAfee was like shitting on like, hookers or no he
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  Speaker 1: got shit on by hookers he would pay.
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  Speaker 3: Like oh like literally shit.
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  Speaker 1: On literally he would pay these women to take dumps
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  Speaker 1: on him did you ever watch that documentary it's amazing
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  Speaker 1: no they like interview a bunch of women and they
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  Speaker 1: get to the point where like these spanish-speaking women have
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  Speaker 1: to admit that they shit on him and they would.
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  Speaker 5: Just be like that's what i would say an ultimate
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  Speaker 5: fuck you to the management getting shit on on live
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  Speaker 5: tv I don't think weed really gets it done. Weed's
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  Speaker 5: legal pretty much everywhere outside of a couple places. I
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  Speaker 5: want to see Pat McAfee shooting up on TV. I
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  Speaker 5: want to see him come in with a needle sticking
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  Speaker 5: out of his arm.
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  Speaker 1: Or doing an amputation or something. Something that's super gory
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  Speaker 1: against anything that you're allowed to do. Whatever the FCC says.
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  Speaker 5: Fuck the FCC.
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  Speaker 1: What's the FCC even been up to, bro? I remember
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  Speaker 1: when Eminem was out, the FCC was making it into songs.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: So the FCC won't let me be.
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  Speaker 5: Does he say the FCC there?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, he's talking about the FCC, bro.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he said the SEC.
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  Speaker 1: He's talking about football. Yeah. He's talking about the regulations
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  Speaker 1: and the referees. But I feel so empty without me.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta love Eminem.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to. He was so punky. That's who
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  Speaker 1: McAfee thinks he is.
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  Speaker 5: That's real punk. That's none of that fake punk shit.
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  Speaker 5: smoking weed casually.
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  Speaker 1: No McAfee needs to be on like a cocktail of
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  Speaker 1: drugs designer drugs like Eminem was 100% he needs to
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  Speaker 1: make a rhyme.
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  Speaker 5: Well the traffic was really bad I'm sorry that you
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  Speaker 5: got that you also got.
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  Speaker 1: Fucked by it yeah it was it happened yesterday too I.
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  Speaker 5: Got slammed yesterday it's insane.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that fucking Trump is in DC with Zohran.
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  Speaker 5: It's not Trump brother it's the big N who?
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  Speaker 3: You know who.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's local?
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  Speaker 5: The king is in town.
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  Speaker 3: All hail.
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  Speaker 5: Or he was in town.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday, at least.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then what's still going on today?
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  Speaker 5: Making sure he's not still here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's why him and Trump have to be in different
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  Speaker 1: cities to set up a lone survivor type of situation.
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  Speaker 1: They can't be in the same spot at the same time.
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  Speaker 5: I was biking home yesterday and I got to First
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  Speaker 5: Ave and all the streets were closed because And then
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  Speaker 5: I was telling them I was I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: on first have how like, well, maybe you don't know,
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  Speaker 5: but you can either keep going like like kind of
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  Speaker 5: like tilt left and go up first have or they
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  Speaker 5: goes you go through the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I got they closed the street. So all of
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  Speaker 5: a sudden I'm entering the tunnel. On a city bike.
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  Speaker 1: That's dark night. That's literally dark night.
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  Speaker 5: I just came to a.
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  Speaker 3: Complete stop, like right outside of the tunnel.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, I'm not, I can't go into
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  Speaker 5: the tunnel.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where this is going to spit me out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I turned around. That's what the difference is between
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  Speaker 3: you and the guy for whom Tunnels to Towers is run.
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  Speaker 3: Tunnels to Towers? Because he got on a city bike
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  Speaker 3: inside the tunnel. Oh. He actually ripped it off the
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  Speaker 3: back of a Subaru and biked to the World Trade Center.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So every year. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know they had city bikes back then.
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  Speaker 3: No, they didn't. That's why I changed the joke. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: everything changed after 9-11?
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  Speaker 5: They got city bikes. So I turned around, and then
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  Speaker 5: I went up to a cop. And I had a
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  Speaker 5: little bit of a toot. I won't lie, because I
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  Speaker 5: was pissed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure that the cops are super happy at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, they're giggling.
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  Speaker 5: They're just happy that the big N is in town.
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  Speaker 5: And I said... Do you know how to get to
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  Speaker 5: the Queensborough Bridge from here? And one of them walked away.
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  Speaker 5: And then the other one looks at me and he
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  Speaker 5: just goes, I'll be honest, I have no idea. And
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  Speaker 5: then we both started laughing and I biked away.
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  Speaker 1: You laughed?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I laughed.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, all right. I wouldn't be able to
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  Speaker 1: find it in me to laugh.
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  Speaker 5: I laughed because it was just like such like I
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  Speaker 5: was like. She's going to say she's going to say like, no,
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  Speaker 5: or she's going to tell me to like go fuck
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  Speaker 5: off or something. And then she was very honest and was.
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  Speaker 3: Just like, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I'll go past him and I'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck these fucking cops. And then you
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  Speaker 1: like see the look on their face. It's aspiration. And
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  Speaker 1: they're in hell right now.
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  Speaker 3: People were people were really happening at them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like, what can they do? It's not like
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  Speaker 1: they're holding up traffic for their own gain.
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  Speaker 5: It was like, I mean, it was really weird. Like
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  Speaker 5: it was, uh, it was a lot more cops than
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  Speaker 5: I've ever seen. And a lot of like, um, white church. No, like, uh, like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the military or what,
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  Speaker 5: but a lot of dudes in military uniforms could have
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  Speaker 5: been the IDF.
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  Speaker 3: It's, um, Mossad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These dudes doing somersaults.
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  Speaker 5: There were, but there were also– there were dudes like
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  Speaker 5: Secret Service guys with like suits and earpieces. And then
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  Speaker 5: I was biking and I heard one of their walkie-talkies
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  Speaker 5: go off and they were like, keep an eye on
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  Speaker 5: this guy. And I was like, bro, they're literally like–
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  Speaker 5: they're anticipating someone is going to do something bad.
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  Speaker 3: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has got to be vigilant.
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  Speaker 5: But it's like we're the enemy. Like the people of
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  Speaker 5: New York, like we were the enemy yesterday. Like they
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  Speaker 5: were protecting from us.
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  Speaker 1: We were the virus.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 1: That's why we needed McAfee. We truly were.
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  Speaker 5: It literally felt like it was like they're closing off
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  Speaker 5: all the roads so that I can't attack someone. I
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  Speaker 5: just want to go home. I don't want to attack anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Let me home.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the hijacker said. Like, all right, you
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  Speaker 1: can fly it.
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  Speaker 5: And then my Uber driver said it was the worst
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  Speaker 5: day ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for everybody right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Uber drivers, the cops. The Uber drivers are in hell.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I Ubered here today.
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  Speaker 5: I was raging the whole way here.
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  Speaker 3: Furious. He was? Yeah, furious.
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  Speaker 1: My guy last night went rogue, and he was just
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  Speaker 1: basically driving in bike lanes, hopping curves.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And he just like, I mean, I couldn't get enough
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: of him. He was saving the day. He was saving
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: the day individually.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're fed up.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Because the time just kept on going up, going up.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: But some of them won't even like drive in the
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: red bus lane.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that shit.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Fuck the red bus lane.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: That shit gets me really mad.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: When you get a pussy Uber driver. Because I'm fine
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: with someone that follows the rules. But at a certain point,
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: it's like, die.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: For what it's worth, as someone who drives a lot
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: in this city, I'll get tickets where it's just a
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: camera that takes a picture of me in the bus lane.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: And that's even if I'm taking the right route. You
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: have to be in the bus lane. I've gotten a
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: ticket before.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Can you like like dispute.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: That or probably think about that? Probably.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: It's probably flock picking you up.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: It must be full surveillance. Everything is being watched.
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, you were in the bus lane.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Thousand dollars.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Bang. Yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: You can't leave the house without a ticket these days.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: No. But think about think of all the criminals I catch.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, so many.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: So many bad guys are being caught.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: That's the relief of it all is that like that
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: crime has stopped that crime has grinded to a halt
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: because of the fog cameras.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Like are we fucked like it's kind of starting to
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: feel like we're fucked like it's over.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Like i just feel like we're waiting for.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Something bad to happen and no one else getting that
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: vibe i feel good this is the best i've felt Personally. No,
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: about the country. About the country right now.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: In my life.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: This is the best you've felt in your life. This
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: is probably the worst the country's ever been.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: It took me 25 years to get over the fear
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: of 9-11. So finally on that anniversary, I took my
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: first deep breath because I knew the air was clean.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: And everyday sense has been like a rebirth. Yeah, now
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: I get it now.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I've emerged from a chrysalis of fear.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I got over it a little quicker than you did,
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: but I wouldn't say I didn't get over it, but
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: I'm able to leave the house and feel comfortable. But
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: I've only been like that for probably 15 years or so.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: It makes me happy as hell for you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Your optimism is refreshing.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll say to myself, you know, normally for 25
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: years I would ride the subway home from work. Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And these days I'm like, maybe I'll walk.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Why not? Get your 10,000 steps, protein and weightlifting. That's
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: all you need.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll walk. Why are you walking?
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Because you're afraid of the subway?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: No, because I know that buildings won't collapse on my head.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: If you're on the subway or if you're walking? If
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I'm walking.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I like that. You should take the subway because I
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: want it to be underground.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I get it now.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: It was better air quality underground. There's no mesothelioma underground.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And by the way, that wasn't even because of 9-11.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: That was because of the bombing raids the Germans would
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: do against London. Oh, so this goes back years. Yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: that was my first fear. And then imagine how much
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: worse it got when 9-11 layered on top. Yeah. Because
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: the first, how old was I? I was 11, 12?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: First 11, 12 years of my life, whenever I came
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: to New York City.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I slept in the subway tunnels.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Yeah. You slept in them?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: But it was different then. Everyone was, it was like
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: a communal, like, you know. That was pre-9-11. Keep calm
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: and carry on. Yeah. And we all, like, even the
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: homeless people, like, we all were homeless.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Technically.
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: There was a lot more community pre-9-11.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: It was an ancestral fear that you had.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: By the way, speaking of endless tunnels, I watched Back Rooms.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Did you see it? I did. Did you see it?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't, nor will I ever, so spoil away.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it. I don't know how to feel
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: about it. I'm not sure.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't love it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: I will say the acting was excellent.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: I thought that. Chiwetel Ejiofor was phenomenal. Yeah, very good.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: And then the girl from The Most Dangerous Woman in
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: the World or The Most Horrible Woman in the World,
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: which is an awesome movie.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the one that's not in English, right?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Correct. So she's the therapist. She was also great. Um,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: and even though I had no fucking idea what was
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: going on for the entire movie, their acting was so
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: good that I was, it didn't bother me that much. Yeah.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I would agree with that. Like, it's like you can
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: get through the movie for sure. Like it's enjoyable, but
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: it doesn't make much sense. And then you look it
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: up and you find out it's like about like abuse
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: or trauma, like every single movie that's been made in
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: the last 10 years.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I guess I learned all this stuff about how there
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: was this 16 year old kid who had developed a
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: web series that became like this cult hit, which he
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: then spawned into the movie.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he sold that to A24 when he was 20
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: years old.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I think his name is Cade something. Cade Scorsese. What's that?
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Cade Scorsese.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: He's just Nepo.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: But he, I think this movie was like a piece
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: in his storyline. Yeah. Which I think made me feel
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: like if I hadn't been plugged into his previous stuff,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: then that hurt my ability to understand it. But there's
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: going to be more stuff that spins out from this,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: including a series.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: How much do you think he sold it for?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, it did $ 88 million and it's like opening
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, it did well.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think he touches that? Cade Thomas Anderson, you
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: think he gets a slice?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. I didn't know if it was the type
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of thing where you get slaved on your first deal
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: and then your second deal, they'll just pay you fucking...
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Nine figures.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: I've never heard that term before.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Slaved.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: Slaved.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, you have. Gilly said it on, he was like,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: when he was talking to Rick Ross, he was like,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: you got him in the slave deal.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Meek Mill.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he said you got meek in the 1853 slave deal.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: That is true. Dude, you know how I've been posting
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: these stand-up clips about like dating and Gen Z and stuff?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: So Instagram now is like, oh, you want to see
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: eligible women. And it's been feeding me on my Discover feed.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: It's like every third one. It's like fragrance influencer, bodybuilder, girl.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: So it knows you.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I don't know where this came from. And
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I'm almost afraid to say this. But Instagram has like
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: out of nowhere been feeding me high school girls. Whoa.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: And I am not comfortable with that.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: And they know how old they are. It knows how
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: old they are and it knows how old I am. Yeah.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: That's on Instagram and meta. Oh, yeah. Because I immediately
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: swipe past it. Yeah. And contact their parents.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what, I mean, you're probably copying the link
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and then that's just showing the algo that you want
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: more of it.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I copy the link. I look up the parents on LinkedIn.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I direct message them by paying for the expensive service.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: And I say, have you seen what she's been wearing lately?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Because it's all over my Instagram.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Are we going to do something about this? Because it
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: starts with this. Next thing, she's on the pole.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is what they want.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Slippery pole.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: This is what I'm talking about. They're trying to turn
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: us all into pedophiles now. That's the next step. They
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: can arrest all of us.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: It's purely Mark Zuckerberg trying to be cool, I think.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg's trying to show off to you. He's like, oh,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Francis is a cool guy from my alma mater. Maybe
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I could sway him with offering him the Epstein package.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: He's trying to be the next Epstein.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, he is.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Mark Zuckerstein.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: He's too scared to, bro. So he's like... dipping the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: toe but he's not fully diving in they're.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Trying to convince us that epstein wasn't actually all that
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: bad so they're trying to turn us all into pedophiles
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: so that we can all be like okay i get
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: it you know that's what's that's the next step.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yes like what you did yeah you went to this
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: through the same.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: Shit exactly like what epstein did was no different than
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: you you like he scrolled on instagram reels you need to.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Cleanse your algorithm what's the opposite of young girls young
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: boys oh.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say old women.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: No, young boys.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Young boys.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: No, we're talking about young boys.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Bro, it's weird because my joke that has caused this
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: is all about how I don't like younger women. Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: And Instagram was like, oh, yes, that's your thing? Why
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: don't we go even younger? You sure about that? Yeah.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: You sure about that? Yeah, you don't like young women.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: You just haven't seen how young they can get.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Before we jump to conclusions, let's push it a
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: little farther.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Let's take the NICU out.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's troubling.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: By the way, the only reason I know this is
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: that one of them had her high school lacrosse shirt on. Yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I'm sure. And I was like, what the fuck is
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: going on here?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: You got to hope it's post-grad.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's post-grad.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Maybe it's a throwback shirt.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I like to wear like a throwback shirt.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe that was it. I hope to God that
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: was it. Because if they're trying to honeypot you in
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: your own algorithm, that's entrapment. That's not even on you.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. Yeah, I know. It's what I'm saying.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: What you should do is meet up with one of
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: these girls in a grocery store and tell her off.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: You should be like, hey, here's a local Kroger that
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: we could go to. And just give her the old
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: what for and be like, this is enough. This is
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: enough posting like this online.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: You should like reverse pedophile hunter.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I was going to say I could DM what I'm
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: getting over to people I suspect might be. Oh. And
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: then meet them at a Home Depot.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Beat them up with a nail gun. That could work.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Be a middleman. Be a pedophile middleman.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I'll entrap them myself.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Furnish.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised you haven't gone down that route because of
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: your lust for justice and your- hunt for a weak
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: opponent to, to bludgeon.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, the, that one, that whole world's a little
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: too dark for me. My type of justice is like
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: more unwritten rules. Yeah. Uh, I'm more of an, of
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: enforcing the unwritten rules type of thing.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Unlike the ones that are in bold.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: That's like a rule of life.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: That's like one of the commandments. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, uh,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You're more of like an intersection protector. Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: I'm like, don't eat the last slice of pizza without
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: asking if someone else would like some of it.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Split the last roll in half. Have you seen what's
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: going on? What's the– when you're coming towards Brooklyn from
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the west, was that Wythe Avenue? What's that one where
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: like it's the biggest– merge of all time and everybody's going.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yes that's where i filmed my thing i filmed the
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: one one of my videos is there yeah that exact
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: spot two of them are there at wife people not
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: only do people ride all the way up there's three
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: lanes of cutters oh yeah because there's people that ride
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: up all the way and like wait for a hole
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: and then there's a group that will just come across
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: the double white lined front of it all the way
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: to the front.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And if you do that, you save an hour.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You do.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Like I had an Uber driver who, who like came
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: up in the far right lane and just stayed there.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Didn't try to go around anything. And we were probably
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: just sitting still for a cool half hour.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. Yeah. You know, look, I don't know what
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: to say about it. I don't know what to say.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: That shit makes me so angry that I.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Your blood boils.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Start scrolling Instagram for younger chicks. Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're in a tough spot.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible. Traffic, gas.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Your hair looks awesome. What do you got going on there?
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: How do you do that? I don't know. I don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: know what it looks like. That's the thing.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: I don't really ever know what it looks like.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Don't let Francis Gaslight you.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks bad.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: What?
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh. I had a feeling.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I don't think it looks bad.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I think it looks great. You got these kind of
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: feathered bangs. No, it looks nice.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Ken Jack tried to put a.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Potential concern on my plate, uh, via Twitter this morning.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: And he said that he, he like posted a video
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of a deep fake. And he said that, uh, everybody's
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: enjoying this deep fake of a guy just videotaping himself outside.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But in the AI version, he was getting out of
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: a Lamborghini and had like.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: A Rolex on each arm.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You saw that? And he was like, We're like two
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: years away from people being able to make a perfect
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: deep fake of you and then fleecing your parents for
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: every cent that you have.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: And that was a concern that hadn't even entered my mind.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: My sweet poor parents are going to be susceptible.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: We're done.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: And that had me thinking safe words like I need
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: to introduce safe words to my parents and, you know,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you guys now.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But what was the point of all of this?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like, what was this?
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Why did anyone need this? Was there anyone that was
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: asking for this, the ability to do this?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hollywood executives were. They're like, we want to make
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: our $ 800 million Avatar movies for $ 20.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd like to make Toy Story 6 in five minutes.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: We want to just be able to dictate the plot
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: of Toy Story 6 as we're like walking from our
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: kitchen to our living room.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: And just have it be ready.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Dude, I remember... I don't know. I feel like I
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: just have this memory of watching Disney movies as a kid.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: And for some reason, I don't know if I saw
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: it in the credits or the pre-roll of the movies,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: but they would often show or somehow I saw... the
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: process of drawing.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they showed in like the credits.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of drawing out the characters. And it was like
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: how many hundreds, maybe thousands of drawings they had to do.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: That's all.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was amazing. I think you should have to
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: still flip through a book and go forward and go
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: backward and go forward and go backward. It started to
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: piss me off in Toy Story 1 when they had
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the effect on the screen, like the light bubbles from
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the different camera, like from the camera lenses. Oh, yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Sun flares? Sun flares. They had fake sun flares. It
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: was just... It pissed me the fuck off.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, quick aside. I was wrong about nuclear submarines. So
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: was I. Yeah. Atomic. It turns out they are powered
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: not by... Well, they're not called nuclear submarines. They're powered
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: by nuclear energy. Yeah, they drop them out the back,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: and they explode, and that's what pushes them forward.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Also, apparently a nuclear weapon's never been used.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: It was an atomic weapon, so.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: And there's not guns on the front of those boats.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Those are water pipes.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Those are hoses.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And that's a tic-tac-toe of fallibility by the three of us.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I was incredibly embarrassed. And then I remembered, I'm dumb
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: and none of this matters. Yeah. so it was cool
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: to hear though um i think the i think that
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: nuclear submarine facility shipyard apparently it's called uh they're not
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: necessarily building them they're servicing them actually i don't even
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: know if that's true interesting i'll stop offering any facts
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: of any kind because i don't know anything.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: And it's fun is the best it's so liberating so
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: much better people are like Yeah.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Telling me like, wow, that Ivy League education doesn't seem
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: like it's not what it used to be. It's like,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that it used to be Latin. And
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: now I don't know what I don't know what you
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: thought it was at no point where they teaching the
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: physics of nuclear submarines, at least not to a dumb
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: jock like me. No. Definitely not to jocks. No.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: They should jam podcast mics in front of all of
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: the people that we think are the smartest people.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And watch like Neil deGrasse Tyson and fucking Zuckerberg fumble
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: over their fallibility. Just make them ramble about some shit
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: they don't know about.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Don't let them talk about their expertise.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: No.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Let them talk about some shit that they really have
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: no idea about.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: I was learning, my whole time at Harvard was all
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: spent learning how to shred passenger manifestos to little St. James.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: I was getting rid of things not learning them disposing
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: of evidence.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Sweeping shit under the rug yeah that's it feels so
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: nice like the other night i was out to dinner
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: with my wife she's been killing it at work and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: i was like you know i think that i'm dumber
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: than i think i am and you're smarter than you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: think you are and she just looked at me didn't
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: even say a word and just like cheers me.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Oh.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: She knows. She knows.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Smoked you.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she smoked the fuck out of me.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Somebody wants a third kid?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: She's too smart for that. She's far too smart for that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But it's just such a... It's a liberating feeling to
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm like dumb and I don't have
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: to pretend to be... I don't even have to strive
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to be smart.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what's so fun about this podcast is that
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: we don't really hold each other accountable. And for some reason,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: the audience... Feels the need to often.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I think if everyone just let it go.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Well, then they get to feel smart. It's like our gift.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: It's our gift to them.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: That's totally fair.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Our gift to them to get to know something. Oh, yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're pretty much zoo animals.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're idiots.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: We're jesters. We're clowns and jesters. And then they watch
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: and they either.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Spearing my own feces on my face on camera twice
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: a week. Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: They either want to think it's funny or they want
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: to say these guys are fucking morons, which is fine.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: That's what we've created.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: That's their right. Yeah, no.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: That's totally fine.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: We've created a slop podcast.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Slop.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Slopcast.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: And the only thing that makes a zoo.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Son of a slopcast?
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Son of a slop. Slop of a son.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: See, it's happening in real time. Slop is like coming
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: out of this.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Keep it going. Slop of a podcast. Viva's going to
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: get all over that. That'll get some good impressions.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: There you go. Good, good, good, good.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: It's all, it's the collective. And the only thing that
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I was going to say that makes the zoo boring
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: is if like the lion's not doing anything. So as
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: long as we just like keep on fucking rambling, like
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: as long as, if the lion's just like walking around
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: and jamming his head into the wall all day, it's like, oh,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: that's an interesting exhibit.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: I've never seen a lion do that before.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Someone should call someone. Someone should say something.
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• 35:53
  Speaker 5: podcast yesterday.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: We don't need to bring that in. No, we're going
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  Speaker 5: We did it live.
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• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Well, we did it live.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: We do things a little different over there. That's not
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: a podcast.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: It's a live stream. It was a live stream. It
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: was a live stream.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: And Mook just moved.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: This is crazy.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Mook just moved into a bigger apartment. um it's a
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: studio apartment.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say into a bigger box.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: No no no he moved into a bigger apartment i
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: mean it is kind of like a box it's a
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: studio so you know box like um and we like
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: we're doing the stream and you can see his background
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: like you can see like the back of like his
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: apartment and his tv is in a closet Like it's like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: I'm not even kidding. Like it's inside of a closet.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: So I was like, we were like, what's going on
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: with the TV? Like, why, why is that where you
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: decided to put the TV like in a closet? And
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: then we found out we were like, and what happened? Like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: where are the doors for the closet? And it turns
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: out there was two sliding doors for the closet. And
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: he had a task rabbit come to his apartment and
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: him and the task rabbit destroyed the doors.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: They didn't just tuck them away. They ripped them off
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: the walls. Like no screwdriver. Mook said at one point,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: he said that he was lining up to charge at
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: the doors. And then they didn't save the doors or
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: anything like that. They just threw them out.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Why would he not?
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: They just brought them into the dumpster. We were like,
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: so your security deposit is gone. And he was like,
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: what do you mean? He's like, I'm just going to
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: get another guy to come like install doors. And we
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: were like, that's not going to happen.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Like, you're fucked.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: And doors are going to be more expensive than.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: They're not like $ 30 a piece.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think doors are?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: And they have to be fitted for the... Clearly.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: This is his first door department. I've never had doors before.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's like the equivalent to like if
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: I was like, I want to get rid of the
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: wall in between my living room and my bedroom. I'm
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: going to have a contractor come and blow the wall up.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: A demo team.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sick and tired of having to turn the water
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: on and off. I'm just going to rip the sink
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: out and have a flowing stream. It's so much easier
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: if you have a fountain.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know if he thought that was a normal-
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Why did he put the TV there?
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I still have no idea.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Why would he put the TV in a recessed place
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: where most of the angles of it are going to
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: be cut off and you can only participate in television
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: watching if you are directly in front of it?
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, the couch is facing the closet, but I
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: just still feel like there had to have been a
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: better setup. The last person that lived there was able
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: to make it work with the doors.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Probably historically, everybody else hasn't had to rip the doors off. No.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: And he said that he asked the super if he
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: could do it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: And the super was like, I would probably get it
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: cleared with management because that's kind of a big thing
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: to do. And then he said that they were carrying
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: the doors out to the dumpster outside of the building.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: And he saw the super. And the super was like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: did you get it cleared with management? And Luke was like, yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: And then Mook said that then he went back to
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: him and he was like, I don't know why I
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: said that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I lied.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: I did not get it cleared. And the guy was like,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: all right, well, best of luck.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I would just stick with your lie at that point.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: The fact that he switched up on his own lie.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: He's not getting that deposit back.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Of course not. But like now he can't he doesn't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: have a closet either.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: No, no, no closet.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: So where's his belongings.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Probably behind the tv in the closet.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That's the problem with like uh modern medicine and like
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: vaccines and stuff it's like guys like him would have
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: been thinned out like the herd would have been thinned
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: out like he would have been he would have perish
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: under any other circumstances.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: You're not wrong every time i see mook i'm like
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: how much longer does he have how is he surviving.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: On his own i mean i think his exact words
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: where he said that he was like ray lewis lining
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: up to take down the doors like just charging at
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: the doors i was like why why wouldn't she just
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: like maybe just unscrew them and store them away somewhere.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: He's also constantly mystified that his bad choices go badly
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: for him. Oh, yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Constantly.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: He'll do the most ridiculous thing and be like, why
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: does this keep happening? Why me? Yeah, why me?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Why am I getting charged for the doors? There was
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: a task rabbit there, too. Yeah. If anything, I get
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: charged half.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: He also was not willing to get a task rabbit
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: because he got a- What do you get? Maybe you
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: got like a desk or something or no, we got
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: a bed frame and he won't. He hasn't set up
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: the bed frame yet. And Jerry was like, why don't
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: you just get a task rabbit to come set up
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: the bed frame? And he was like very out on
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: that idea. But then he said that he got the
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: task rabbit to come destroy the doors with him.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You could have got a bum to destroy the doors.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: You could have given somebody a hamburger.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: If you're going to destroy them, you could have just
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: done it yourself.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: That's the only fun thing in setting up an apartment
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: is getting to destroy something for once.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, the task grabber must have been stunned when
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: he got there. He was probably like, this is a
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: bad idea. Like, are you sure you want.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: To do this? No, those guys have a bloodlust. Those
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: guys are like, they're Russian guys who, when they're 20,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: they have the decision to become a task rabbit or
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: a hitman.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: They could go either way.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: They are all Russian, and they're all massive.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: They're the most jacked Russian guys, and you know that
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: they're discreet. Like, they could put like 20 bodies in
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: a public park, and you'd have no idea. Easily.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Sprinkle them in.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I do love the idea or the image of the
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: two of them, like, trying to figure out the best
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: way to throw mook as hard as possible into the
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: doors like in wrestling when they throw someone against the
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: ropes they like slingshot he's like all right i'm gonna
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: grab your hand.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Here get your gamer chair we'll slide we'll roll you
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: into the.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: The irish whip he doesn't even have a gamer chair
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: he has a he's got a lawn chair that he
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: door dashed what yeah.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Bro, he needs to die.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was one of the crazier things I've
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: ever heard.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: What the hell? He has a lawn chair that he
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: door dashed?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: He sits on a lawn chair.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: How much are lawn chairs?
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Like 10 bucks.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Is his back cooked?
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: But also, like, I mean, it will be.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: It will be between the fucking office linebacker tactics to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: take the door off the hinges and the fucking no
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: lumbar support. ergonomically incorrect chair that he's sitting in.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: He's got a lawn chair and jerry jerry says in
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: jerry's words he says i have an economic chair he's
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: like get one of mine i got the economic.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Nothing economic it was probably five thousand dollars for his
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: economic ergonomic yeah that's hilarious poor mook oh wow he's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: he's the gift that keeps on giving he.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Is It was funny, though. It was a very funny stream. Mook's,
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, between the door, between the TV being in
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: the closet and Mook's mic just not working at all.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: It was very funny. And he got a new face
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: cam that auto zooms. So like every time you start talking,
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: it just starts slowly zooming in on his face.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: It was very funny.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Jerry has a guy that does everything for $ 16 an hour. Marco.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: And his contact is Marco Anything for $ 16.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: That's a great deal. I couldn't stop thinking about how
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: amazing that deal is.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: But he doesn't fly.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like how long of a job does Jerry
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: have to hire him for?
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Well, that was the thing too. Jerry was like, he
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: came over to clean my grill three hours. And I
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: was like, he was cleaning your grill for three hours?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Grills are tough to clean.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: And then Jerry explained that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: My grill is a problem.
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Is it, it would take you three hours to clean it?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Like three hours.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: It would.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: You take the SATs in three hours.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I think to get a deep clean, I don't, yeah. Yeah,
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I guess. I mean, you got, cause you got to
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: soak shit. Yeah. I'm feeling myself talking out of my element.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I slipped in there. I slipped into, I don't know
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I don't know if you soak shit,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: but I do know that my drip pan is, That's
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: what Jerry was talking about too. Has ossified.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: So to get the shit off, because I didn't clean
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: it in between last summer and this summer. So over
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: the winter, there's just a layer of.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, you don't want to let it go to the
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: winter because then it freezes.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. I think there's
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: like an inch thick layer of- Permafrost. Dripping.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: That shit can go up in flames too.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It creates grill fires. I have a grill fire
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: every time I grill anything.
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: Grill fires are scary.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Terrifying.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Those get big, quick.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: It's like a ball, and suddenly you're in front of
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: a bonfire.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: It's bad. Yeah. It's really bad.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: You got to get some baking soda nearby.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: That's what they say. Well, that's for grease. But drip pan, grease,
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: hand in hand.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Or you could just go fire extinguisher. Except I feel
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: like a fire extinguisher would be just kind of a bummer.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Francis has got the short ribs going on the grill.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: Looks like he's reaching for the fire extinguisher.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's seasoning them.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Tastes like foam.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Heavy foam.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: At my old apartment in Vinegar Hill, I had a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: grill fire on my fifth floor balcony.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: It was terrible.
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: Was it like big?
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yes. And like there was dark smoke.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: And the balcony is like this shared thing. Remember Garbage
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: the Cat used to like walk from one apartment into
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: my apartment. And so it's all kind of connected. And
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: like for a year, my the neighbor who's like the
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: flames were licking around to just like couldn't even look
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: at me.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, I'm not surprised.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, imagine looking out on your balcony and you
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: see flames.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Black smoke. Is there a new pope or what the
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: fuck is going on next door? It was terrifying. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: was so scared. And I mean, I didn't know how
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: prevalent grill fires were. But you've got to clean it
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: every time, I guess.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: We were cooking Bubba Burgers at one of my friend's
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: houses in high school, and we had a big grill fire.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Big grill fire.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Because you probably got the 20% fat ones.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Of course, yeah. I mean, those Bubbas, they're built to life.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Those Bubbas start dripping. Yeah. You put a Bubba on,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: even if it's dead frozen, and within one minute, there's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: a faucet.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: I use Bubba Burgers as my charcoal starter. Yeah. I
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: started my grill.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Crack a Bubba in half.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: It's like a Duraflame. The Bubba Burgers, they caught quick.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: And they were getting out of control. And luckily, I
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: knew to grab the baking soda.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Shut it down quick.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Bubba Burgers were done.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Baking soda.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I made that joke to hide the fact that I
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: have no idea what a Bubba Burger is.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's just a frozen burger.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: They were all the rage from 2006 to 2012.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: No, they're still the rage. You've just priced out.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: What am I saying? I recognize that box.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're the rage anymore.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you donated them to the Salvation Army once.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: They're the hardest thing known to man. They're full coasters.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I know this. Mostly we ate Wolf's Neck Farm, which
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: was on Wolf's Neck Peninsula, which we could see. We'd
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: go play with the cows before we ate them.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You calm them down so they don't have that tense
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: fear and you.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Know we would thank buttercup daisy you know.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah well if you put some if you put some
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: barbecue sauce on them before they die it really gives
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: a nice smoke they have bubba burger like restaurants see
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: that's how you know they're they're chalk i believe they
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: have one in jackson hole a bubba burger yeah And
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: are they serving Bubba Burgers or do they have fresh,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: never frozen burgers?
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: But can we look up Bubba Jackson Hole?
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just so easy and cheap to get other,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: to make a burger.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: I swear I saw. And it's like the same.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Can you pull it?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Go to images.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: I want to see the logo because I feel like
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: it's the same logo.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: See, it is the same logo.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It's close.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: It's close.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Close.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: No, I think the font's a little bit different.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, if those are separate, someone has to send
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: a cease and desist to someone.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe those are identical logos. This could be their first
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: time hearing about it. They might not know about it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: When I was in Jackson, I thought that was like
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: home of the Bubba Burger.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: That's close, but those are different fonts.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they're different fonts.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: I think one is sans serif.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: You don't know fonts like that? Sans serif? You're talking
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: like a Helvetica is a sans serif font.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: You don't know fonts like that.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: You don't know fonts like that.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not claiming to. Because when I dropped Helvetica Sans Serif,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you started floundering.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Nothing I like more than a cold glass of Sans Serif.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: You know who does know fonts like that? that is Nick,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Nick Turaney. He knows all the fonts.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: See, he would just never get a Sans Serif.
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: One time I texted him. I was trying to Photoshop something.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: This was pre-AI. I was trying to Photoshop something and
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I texted him and I was like, do you know
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: what font this is? And he sent it back and
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: he literally knew the font.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: There's no chance he looked it up in the time.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: How would you look up the font?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Reverse Google image search?
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. A book that he'd read on fonts.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Comic Sans.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Don't try to put mustard on his jacket.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that you're gullible, so.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: It's okay, bro. I'm not. Just be gullible.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: No.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: It'll be nice to be gullible.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not gullible. Should we talk a little bit about clavicular?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Clavicular? Friend of the show.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Well, not friend of the show, but we do talk
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: about him quite a bit.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Do we?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Definitely not friend of the show.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: No, but we do.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Why are you trying to put mustard on our jacket?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? You're mustering your own jacket.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: You have a bottle of French's and you're fucking.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: He's a friend of the company.
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, friend of the company.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: He was just here.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: He was just in the office a couple days ago.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Friend of, yeah, out and about and drawn together. What
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: other shows did he go on?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Out and about with a chloroform soaked handkerchief. Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: That's the least shocking sentence that's ever come out. That
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: was so predictable.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: It's just so unfortunate. Because I thought he was.
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: A really good guy this whole time.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Well, this kind of nukes my take that Nicky Smokes
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: is just clavicular without resources. Because now I can't say that. No,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: you can't even make jokes about that anymore. Now, because
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: of the implication on Nicky Smokes.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, he got charged in Massachusetts, too. He's getting the chair.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, we gave a 20-year-old all this power.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is Peter Thiel. This is Peter Thiel's
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: baby right here.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: So he'll probably get out of it, honestly.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Definitely. Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: And then Thiel will be like, I mean, Thiel's probably
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: going to dive in deeper now.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He probably loves this.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: He's probably licking his chops. Yeah.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: This was actually post-arrest. That's when I really started investing. Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Sleeper cell activated. Actually, I knew that he had done
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: all this.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: Look, smaxing is dead.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: I would not talk. About Peter Thiel, because I'm pretty
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: sure he's appearing on In the Slot. Let's respect our
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: potential guests, please.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Big Boys Club.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: He's doing the whole car walk. Dancing with the stool.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: He couldn't get Thiel.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Thiel was all booked up. yeah it's just uh we
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: we uh as a society looked at this uh fellow
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: zoo exhibit just a different part of the zoo yeah
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: different wing of the zoo and we we just gave
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: him too much like power like we just everybody was
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: like looking to him when he started sitting down on
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: like the red scare podcast oh yeah and they're like
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: trying to like probe him for an interesting like answer
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: it's like all right well i think everyone thought.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: He was like a good guy because he like wasn't
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: racist i guess you know what i mean like people
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: were like well he's not racist so it's like he's
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: actually like you know like an innocent like just twitch
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: he just happens to be like one of those irl.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Streamers yeah on the red scare podcast they were they
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: tried to like bait him into saying something about uh
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: asian women yeah and he was like asian women aren't
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: gross and everyone was like whoa king.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah they were like oh my god he's actually a really.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Good guy yeah even though he initially got famous for
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: like running someone over with his car He probably is
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: a Kennedy deep down.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, he's got that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got that build, too. His first name
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: was actually vehicular. And he realized I was a little
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: too on the nose.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Holy shit.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I never heard the vehicular clavicular.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: You know what this means, though, Francis?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Talk to me.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: It's time for a new looks maxer to step up,
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: take the place.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, boy. Yeah. I don't think that's my role, bro.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: I think it is. Just give it a try for
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: a week. Who the fuck would I be to tell
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: people how to improve the way they look?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Well, you're you're doing the stuff like his problem. Well,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: not his problem. His problem is he's a rapist, allegedly.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: But he was he would like go through the what?
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Taking sides.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Got some theories.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: He would go through. No, I'm trying to protect us
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: from litigation.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, he was charged with rape, though.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, charged.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Charged.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: He's not locked up yet.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: He would go through the office and the things that
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: he would recommend to people to fix their bodies would
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: be like, you have to take this drug or you
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: have to take this injectable.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Whereas Francis has been trying to better himself.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Naturally.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: He's Natty God.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: He's doing it through sunlight, lifting, sleep patterns, like the
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: things like you're an old fashioned looks maxer in that
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you're not relying on big pharma to recreate your body.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: You're putting in the legwork and that's going to make you,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: because you saw what happened with the GLP one shit
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: this week. All the GLP-1s, there's all these class action
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: lawsuits because people are going blind in the sides of
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: their eyes. Oh, no. Their retinas are detaching. Who would
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: have thought.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: There would have been a nasty side effect?
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: That was the first drug ever that worked for a
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: problem that hasn't been solved in the history of man.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Francis is individually able to– you are a looks maxer.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, and your whole thing could be like
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: instead of recommending like GLP-1s or all of these like drugs,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: you could recommend like natural supplements.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Natty maxing.
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what about– oh, have you considered just maybe a
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: magnesium before bed? Tone down that puffing a little bit.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Get some more deep– get a deep sleep.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Do you take suppies?
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: No.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: No what do you what are that what what do
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: you mean like protein.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Or no no like um like zinc or oil of
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: oregano or anything any of.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: That fish oil fish oil but that's for my uh
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: that's for my cholesterol.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Issue yeah i'm on b12 right now nice yeah just
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: just started working that into my stack good yeah do.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You ever try oil of oregano.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Of course many times great for the stomach acid actually.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah Anytime that I feel like I might be about
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to get sick, I'll throw some oil of oregano in
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: the mix.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Very nice.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: I believe oil of oregano is one that you have
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: to take consistently, though, for it.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: To work properly.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Not for me, brother.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's like a one-and-done. It's not like Advil?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: No, for me, it's one-and-done.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: It's a palliative for me.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: You just take it and you immediately feel the effects
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: of it?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: It beats.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: It knocks out the sickness.
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: Feeling real oiled up.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: No, it punches the sickness into me.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: My insides are just moving because they're just gliding. Yeah.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I think that all of those supplements, that's Huberman. Huberman
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: was like the.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I have a very short stack.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying the fact that people take zinc and stuff
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like that, that's Huberman's version of looks maxing, body maxing.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Francis is even more of a throwback where it's just
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: like you're working out and eating right.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, occasionally I'll drop a subtle hint
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: to someone about how they can improve their diet.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Like recently I was with this overweight girl and instead
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: of using butter for sex, we used olive oil.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, very nice.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Very nice. And she got the hint.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: I think olive oil is actually more calories though.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: But they're good calories. True. Healthy fats. Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: We need those.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not Crisco.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, though. I did miss the butter
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I typically used to get things going. Nothing works like butter.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: I can't believe it's not butter. You guys ever fuck
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: with that? The spray?
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck with it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: I can't believe it. Not that way. Not Francis's way.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I'll just spray some Pam on my dick.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Some avocado oil. Lower burning temps.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the smoke points better because all the friction.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: Speaking of friction, I've been trying to like kind of
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: do a little bit of research on our fire starting thing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I think this is going to be really difficult.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Starting a fire with just nothing like that's gonna take
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: us hours great maybe days great like it might be
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: one of those things where like i'm gonna have to
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: sleep on it see how see if things are drier
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: in the morning.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: I'm excited for it man um i really think uh
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: 20 seconds to over 30 minutes that's fine.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: That's if you have the perfect form and know how
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Well, it says it's 20 seconds to over 30 minutes,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: depending entirely on your experience level. So that means someone
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: who's an expert does it in 20 seconds. We're going
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: to do it in over 30 minutes. Now, that's a
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: pretty big range.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: 20 seconds.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Over 30 minutes means once 3101 starts, it could go
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: any time after that.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: It says they have 30 minutes to hours for beginners.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: And there's a chance that you just never get it.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's what's going to happen to you.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: No, there's a chance that both of us never get it.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Then we're going to be very sore. I might bring
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: just a.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: Little tiny capsule of lighter fluid.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Don't you dare.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Under your tongue.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not going to know.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Like a Nazi at Nuremberg.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: I'm going to put it in a little Visine bottle.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to scrape off a little of my drip pan.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: That'll go up instantly.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Just toss it in your pocket.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Bottle that up.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: A bubble, one bubble burger.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: You don't even need it. sites harry bear with me
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: please um When you get wet rags that are soaked
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: in sort of whatever, fucking paint thinner, and you leave
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: them in a bucket together that they can actually combust
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: and create fires, and that's how very often.
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: Construction sites burn down.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: I would assume something needs to light them.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Yes, rags soaked with paint thinner. Or oil-based
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: finishes can spontaneously combust and catch fire if they are
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: left in a pile.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Because of trapped heat.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: So, Harry, what that means is that you need to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: let your clothing pile breathe.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Because that thing's going to go up in flames.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, I did. I literally spilled a whole thing
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: of paint thinner on it this morning accidentally. Because I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: was trying to take down the paint on my walls.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Moog gave me the idea.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: He said, you know what you should do? You should
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: paint that whole apartment. Get a fresh layer of paint
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever actually spilled paint?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Right out of college, my buddy bought a fixer upper
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: house that he and his dad were working on. And
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: we got shit-faced just coming back from the bars. It
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: was in Maniunk. And one of us, somebody, probably me,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: spilled an entire bucket of white paint on his new countertops.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Everything was like shitty and the countertops were the first
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: thing to get put in. And his dad was coming
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: with him at 7 a.m. to fix or to fix
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: up the house, to work on the house. And we
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: were all sleeping upstairs. We'd probably gone to bed like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: two hours before. And he came in fucking screaming at
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: all of us and just made everybody get up simultaneously,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: like six dudes just like fucking scrubbing, doing the construction
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: for him. He was fucking furious.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Did you get the paint off?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I think we must have got the paint off.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I feel is there like a is there a certain
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: grace period with paint where you could scrub it off?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Like if you just spill it.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: It was overnight. It was at least like four hours
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: of paint.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Grace period is funny as fuck.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: So you're fucked at that point.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: But I think that we got it out. I think that...
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we used paint thinner or just
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: if we were within the grace period.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: If we get this paint off the counter in 15 minutes,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: we can actually return the paint to the store.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we take a picture of it, say we did
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: it for the clients, and then just take the paint back.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Scoop it back in.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: I mean, if it falls on, like, I'm thinking, I'm imagining, like,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: a marble countertop.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: It was, like, a marble countertop.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Like, I feel like you've got to have at least, like,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: 30 seconds where you could cleanly... Just swipe it off.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: Swipe it off.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Before it dries.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Onto some newspaper or something.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Dude. The worst thing I ever spilled, I dropped an
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: entire bottle of olive oil. Yeah. On my floor in
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: my kitchen.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Is it Palestinian olive oil?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: You don't use that anymore?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Ever since October 6th, I stopped buying it. It's not.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: It's the wrong date. You got the wrong date.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Did I?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Isn't it October 7th?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: You're probably right.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: I'm probably wrong.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: To be honest.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: This is tough because one of you has to be wrong.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: I think it's the 8th if I'm being fully honest.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: I totally defer to you. Oh, it's the seventh. Nice.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: I think based on time zones, that's still the sixth year.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: You knew ahead of time?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Hear the word.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: I did, but I loved the olive oil.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: You got the call.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want them to stop making it. Interesting.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You dropped a whole bottle of olive oil?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: I dropped a whole bottle and it was a big bottle.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Where did it spill? On the floor. And so I
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: had shards of glass and olive oil that I was
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: like trying to clean up together. And it was... impossible
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: yeah that's there is no grace period you.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Gotta throw some wood chips down yeah yeah what kind
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: of floor.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Um like a wood floor it was my current apartment
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: oh really yeah so you get all the glass and
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: shit up and then you like lay paper towels down
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: and try to soak as much of it as you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: can but it is it is wet and slippery for
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: days yeah I mean, it's sawdust. It's bad.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: A kid that just puked in a school.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: That would have gotten it done.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I think your best bet is getting the olive oil
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: on every bit of the wood.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: So it's like a lacquer. I like that.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, stained it.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: You stained the wood. Because like, otherwise you're just going
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: to have an olive oil colored blotch.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: That shit stains so fast.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: Olive oil?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: On clothing, on cotton.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: On polyester.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know how it works on wood. But I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: would assume it probably stains wood too.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can stain anything with olive oil.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: You need to get it, yeah. But are you staying
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: a deck with it though? Staying your back deck with
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: some olive oil?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Probably get a lot of bugs.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the videos of the guys that.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Stain- 9,000 flies on the deck.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: But you could also just dip a piece of bread
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: in it at any time. Yeah, that is true.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on a hot day.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the videos of the guys that
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: treat brick with a Coca-Cola bottle? no tyler can you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: can you look this up it's like uh guys that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: will have like a brick fireplace or something like that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: and they'll just poke a hole in the top of
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: a coca-cola bottle and start spraying it down why is this.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Is this uh oh no oh that's the outside they're.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Doing yes i mean talk about bugs.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah but it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Gives a nice sheen to the and there's plenty of
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: videos of guys doing this This has to be a
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: good practice.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Imagine hiring people to come like finish off your fireplace
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: and they show up with like six bottles of Coke
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: and start just spraying the house down. The stickiest house ever. Yeah,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: you'd be like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Finish my house in fucking Coke. DIY cleaning trick to
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: create viral social media videos. Okay, so maybe it's just
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: for viral stunts.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, it has to be. I think they do
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: use it to clean blood off the streets, though.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Do they?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure, right?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Coke?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know. What do you mean, you're pretty sure?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: There's way better things you can use to clean out blood.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: I think it's Coke.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Tyler, can we get a fact check on that real quick?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Never seen the riot police pouring, you know, hosing Coke
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: down over a site.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: Because there has to be a Coke enthusiast who's like, fellas,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: there has to be a better way.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: No, you cannot reliably clean blood off a sidewalk with Coca-Cola.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: That's AI, though.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: Go to Reddit.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Go to Reddit.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: You got to go to the people here.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: It says because blood is a protein-based stain, it binds.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: This is because big AI doesn't want us to be
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: using Coke the way it was intended to be used.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. AI would probably want us to use as
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: much Coke as possible. It wants to be buying Coke.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Because that means it's more water for the AI data centers.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Those thirsty fucks.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: This Reddit post. How to get blood off concrete. Have
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: you tried Coca-Cola? Username clavicular.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: It sounds like that's a hard no on Coke.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Where did you hear that?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: On Reddit.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder how they get the graffiti off.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Coke.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro. Don't say that.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Alrighty, folks.
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  Speaker 3: Harry, do you have your license? I do, yes. Oh, okay.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it hasn't lapsed?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: It has not.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I have two more years.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: You're counting it down.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Two more years until it expires.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: How many did you get your license on your first try?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: Well, technically no, but yes. I showed up on my
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: first try with my permit that had been through the
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: washing machine.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: And I taped it back together. And then I got
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: in the car and they said, can we see your permit?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: And then they said, you got to go back and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: get a new permit. Which I was like, that's kind
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: of ridiculous. It's just a permit. You know it's the permit.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: If I really wanted to, I could just print it
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: out at home. But then I had to go back
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: to the DMV and get a new permit, and then
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: I went and did my test, aced it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Nice. Perfect three-point turn. Yeah, yeah. yeah.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you, I don't know why you even said
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: technically no or qualified it.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Because he's honest. He's an honest man.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Well, because technically I went twice. I mean, I got
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: in the car.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I failed.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: I failed the first step. which was having your permit
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: fully intact.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see, I see, I see.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Mine was covered in scotch tape. This could be anyone's.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, the second I pulled it out, I knew. Like,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: it was destroyed.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Were you worried?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Be very careful with this. There's only one.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: You know, like when paper goes through the wash and
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: it's like, Got that like outer edge that's all like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: fuzzy almost. Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: It becomes lint almost.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: That was the whole thing.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Could you read it?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Barely.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Like I think I literally had like clear tape over
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: it and I rewrote my name down on it. Like
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: over the tape. So like you could have just smudged
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: my name off with one clean brush.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: What made you think you were going to get away
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: with that?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 5: I already had the appointment booked and I knew the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: permit was fucked so I was like I might as
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: well just try. Yeah.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Why not just print another one out though yourself?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Because you need the official. Did you have a rule
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: in Massachusetts where once you got your driver license, you
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: were not allowed to drive with anyone other than your
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: immediate parents or families? For six months. Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: We had that too. But I think that was the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: most commonly broken rule.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: My parents made me follow it like religiously.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: And then my younger sisters got their permits and they
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: were like picking their friends up to go get lunch
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: day of.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: And I was like, things have really changed around here.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: It's the boy the curse of being a boy yeah
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: no one trusts a boy no one trusts a young
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: man they don't but a young woman gets the fucking.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: But i did crash the car pretty quick after i
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: hit my six months with beau oh yeah what were
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: you doing changing the song and what'd you hit a
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: rock and a fence how bad a rock into a
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: fence how big was the rock massive it was a
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: boulder and then i called my mom because i had
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: to drive bo.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Home did you total the car no no but bo.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: Lived like 15 minutes away from me so i dropped
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: bo off and then i called my mom which was
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: like midnight and i was like i hit a rock
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: and she was like all right just come home so
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: i went home went to bed and then i woke
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: up and my parents were like screaming now they were
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: like what the fuck happened and i was like i
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: told you i hit a rock my mom was like
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: i thought you meant like a pebble I was like,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: why would I have called you at midnight?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: But when you say a rock.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Mom, I ran over a pebble.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Nobody says a rock and means a really, really big rock.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: But it wasn't like a boulder. It was like this.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: It was probably like a little bit bigger than like
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: a basketball.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: You tried to minimize it.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: I did not try to minimize it. That's why I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: called my mom immediately.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: No, you wanted to have been like, oh, I have
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: plausible deniability. I checked this off the list.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: And then my dad made me go back to the
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: site of the crash with him.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: To show the rock and then we he.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Just like stood by it for like five and he
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: was just like for like five minutes straight just being
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: like i just don't know i don't know how you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: couldn't have seen it he probably thought.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: There was no rock he probably thought you were like
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: drunk driving.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Or some shit yeah worst part was i wasn't even
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: on my phone i was on the fucking dash safe
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: option what were you trying to put on i don't
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: know i don't even remember.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: You didn't trust bo to pick the music.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: No definitely not i just remember bo going settle and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: then we smashed into the rock and then we backed
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: off of the rock and then we got out and
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: looked and it was bad it wasn't that bad though
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: like the it was like just the front was a
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: little banged up it wasn't like the bumper was hanging
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: off the car or anything like that and then i
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: wasn't allowed to go to uh I was supposed to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: go to some video game convention in Boston the next
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: day and my parents didn't let me go. Privileges revoked.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: You've lost your privileges.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of rocks on the way from
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: Duxbury to Boston. Yeah. Plymouth.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: It wasn't for you.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Can't be hitting that one.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: It's actually south of Boston.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: What if you had hit the Plymouth Rock? I hit
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: a rock.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: If I hit the Plymouth Rock, I'm in a lot
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: of trouble because it is pretty much at the bottom.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: Of a cave.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: Doesn't it suck ass?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tiny.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: If I hit that, something really bad happened.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Mom, I hit the rock.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: Dwayne? Why does the Plymouth Rock even get name status stuff?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I guess. I mean, that's where the pilgrims landed. They
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: smashed into the rock.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: But how do they even notice that rock?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: It definitely isn't. You think when the pilgrims landed, they
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: were like, okay, and then we'll have to remember that
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: this is the rock that we hit because 200 years
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: from now, a lot of people are going to want
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: to see it. They definitely landed and were like, we
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: got to fucking figure out how we're going to survive here.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: We got to figure out a native tribe we can kill.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: All right, first things first. Let's build a barrier around
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: the rock that we hit. Start constructing the barrier. And
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: then the fence for viewing.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: We're going to charge people so we can get the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: money to pay for the hole in our boat.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: We'll call it capitalism.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: We can get the fuck out of here. This place sucks.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: There's cannibals everywhere.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Plymouth Rock is a scam for sure.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: But so is like if you go to like Jerusalem,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: it's like this is where Jesus walked up the hill. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: This is the hill that Jesus walked up.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to let you have that one, bro.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: You love the tour in Jerusalem. You love the Jesus
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Hill tour.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: That one's all you. The Plymouth Rock, though, it's a
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: beautiful place.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: It doesn't look like it. It looks dumb as hell.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: And it is free for viewing. Dude, my buddy Hellman
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: was obsessed with the Bulls when we were kids. And
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: he went to Chicago and went to the Michael Jordan
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Steakhouse and sat in a chair or the chair that
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Michael Jordan sits in when he comes. And then I
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: remember him coming back to school. We must have been
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: seven or eight. And he was like, I'm not going
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: to wash my hands ever again. Because I touched the
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: chair that Michael Jordan sat in. And three days later,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: he contracted malaria. No. No. Yeah. I had a feeling.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: You guys should have started like throwing soap at him.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: But he did say he was never going to wash
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: his hands again. And even at that age, I was like,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: that's not a good idea.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you didn't sit on your hands. If he didn't
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: wash his ass again, maybe that would make sense.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: That would be tough.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Or if he went bare cheek on Jordan's chair.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: That's a power move.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: No one has to know.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Go assless chap.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 5: You could just like kind of like casually.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Sneak a cheek.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Slip out a cheek.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Get a cheek on that.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: Leak a cheek out. Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: No one would have any idea.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Just put it on there. It would probably feel great.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: The cheek has to be one of the easiest revealed
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: parts of the body. If I could pull my cheeks
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: out right now, you guys would have no clue.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's one of the hardest to reveal outside
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: of the penis shaft.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. Come on.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: Don't you think penis shaft and then cheek are the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: two probably?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: The ass can come out at any time. I've had
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: times where I'm on a plane where I'm like, I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: think my ass is out right now. Like if you're
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: on like a long ass flight.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Long ass flight.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: You know, if you're on a long flight and you
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: keep like readjusting. Oh, it's so uncomfortable.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: And then you're like, my ass is on.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You look down your pants right at your ankles.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you. One time I was taking a
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: red eye home from LA, I think. Yeah. And I
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: did not. Yeah. I had a pretty bad seat. Yeah.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: And I was so uncomfortable and so hot and I
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: was stupidly wearing jeans that I put a blanket over
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: my waist, waited till the woman to my right fell asleep.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: And then I took my pants completely off. Oh, wow. Wow.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: And just sat in my boxers.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Were you? Oh, okay.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: You still had the boxers on? Yeah, I didn't get naked.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you said you took your pants completely off.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Even so, that's probably going to disbar you from getting
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: 360 ever in your life.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: I wonder.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: That admission.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't a Delta flight. We might have to
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: cut that. Maybe it was.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, it wasn't Delta. Oh, perfect.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: Probably was.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: No, don't say that.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Don't say that.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: That is like a.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure that's been done before.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: You know, the blanket.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: It's amazing how much more comfortable. Instantly, I was like,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: that was the best decision I've ever made on a plane.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: What if you forgot and then you got up at
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: the end of the flight?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Or like went to the bathroom? No, I knew.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: But I had to wait till everyone.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Morning wood.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: She's completely naked.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Naked and hard.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there's been.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: Like some fucking flasher out there who's pulled that trick.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: End of the flight, get up, big reveal.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, folks, the moment you've all been waiting for.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Time to de-board.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: The hell, you clapped when we landed. We called a
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: landing strip for a reason.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Flashing is an art that has gone. It's a long
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: lost art.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: No one's flashing anymore.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Well, the price of trench coats went up.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: It is it's increased greatly yeah because we were in
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: that kind of post columbine era where they were just
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: giving them away for.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Free they were they were and then the japanese cornered
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: the market and people like me said this is a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: really important piece exactly.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: And they tried to reframe them as as as uh
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: dusters at one point you know they tried everything but
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: the flashers really revived the trench.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Giving them away after.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: It's really good.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: That's really, really good. I mean, it's true. Yeah.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: We had a kid when I was in college, six
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: months in college. There was a kid that would wear
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: a trench coat every day and I was certain that
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: was how I was going to die.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: I would see him in the cafeteria out of the
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: corner of my eye, trench coat just waving in the wind.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 5: And you're like, this kid, someone's got to tell him
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: to take it off. Like no one wants to see
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: that in a school. Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Every school has that, like a trench coat guy, a
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: briefcase guy.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: But trench coat in a school, it's like you want
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: people to be looking at you like, what's up with
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: this guy with the trench coat?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: People just experiment with looks, though.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: We used to call him the trench coat kid.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Because he wore it every day. Yeah. And he would
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: run to classes.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: It would sweep behind him.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: He would do the Naruto run.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: It was literally a cape. It was insane.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: That probably felt really cool.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: He just probably had tough stuff going on at home.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: I used to get mad at him for wearing the
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: trench coat.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: I know you'd bully the fuck out of him.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Of course I did. Swirlies.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Hung him from the flagpole once.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I know you're a vicious bully. By his underwear. Tied
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: him to the goalpost.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Tied him to the goalpost.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Pulled his cheeks out.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: All of the above.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: That's so nasty. And wrong.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: Well, Francis, sorry about your Giants. I mean, that was
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: really as crushing as it.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: Could have gotten. It was the most, it's so inevitable
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: that it didn't even faze me.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like the Giants just came to
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: my house and just fucked me in the face. That's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: how that game felt.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: They hit you with the clav.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I felt like I got clav'd on.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart going through it. Malik neighbor's arm like popping
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: out willy-nilly.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, what's going on?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: Scataboo.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Jameis Winston just going through hell.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Might be time for him to hang it up.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately. They should have kept Tommy DeVito.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they really should have. The Patriots have him now.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: They should have kept that greasy block.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Got you, brother.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: We should play for the Giants. I know. That was
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: slick as hell.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: That was my mom.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: I'm on Odell shit.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Is Odell still in the Giants?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Why didn't he play last night? Why didn't he get
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: any burns?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Because they got no one to throw to him. Yeah.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: I like their rookie Malachi Fields.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's good.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Bro, you wouldn't know good if it fucking slapped you
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: in the face. Falcons Packers. Do you want to pick
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: a touchdown score?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go no touchdowns. I'm going to go
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 5: final score six to nine. That's just like that. That
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: actually is maybe being just an auto skip. That game
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: sounds terrible.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Michael Penix is going to come back.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, that'll be fun.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: Can't wait to see him get hurt in the first
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: three minutes of the game. They got to figure something
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: out in the NFL. I don't know if it's like
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: they're paying the guys too much or what it is,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 5: but it's like every game there's like a tragic injury
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: where you're like, oh, that's the best player on the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: field and he'll never play again. Like every game.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What does that have to do with they're paying
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: them too much? I don't know.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: I feel like they're not, like, they're too, like, I
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: don't know. I feel like Jackson Dark could have came
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: back out yesterday, if I'm being honest.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: I hate that take from you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: I know you do. But I believe it. As of
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: this moment, he's out four to six weeks. I don't
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: know why.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Jaden Daniels was like, everyone's like, he's out for the season.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Kurt Warner saying he could play through it. Caleb Williams
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: was crying. Like he's out for the season. Like he
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: might be back this week. Like all this, I think
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: that it's just overblown. There's an abundance of caution surrounding
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: injury for our NFL brothers.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, that could be it. I just feel like
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: there's too many injuries happening where it's like, oh, that's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: the game. Like it just, that game just ended.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: That's the season.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. For the Giants.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Like that's it. It's over.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say Drake London and Tucker Kraft.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: Did they get injured?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: Love that.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: They should have injury parlays.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Whose season-ending injury happens this week?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: Whose Achilles tendon is going to explode the first time
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: that they move their body during this game?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like they just got a button.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Did you see Caleb Williams? He was subtweeting Dave.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: And then he retweeted somebody saying like, Oh, hamstring, hamstring.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about Caleb's hamstring. Most of these guys don't
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: even know how to make women cum.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: And he retweeted it.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, he retweeted that?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Or reposted it on like TikTok or something like that.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: Unless I got sent out, which I don't think I did.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: You might have. Because I saw he retweeted the one
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: about Dave with the guy in Mississippi.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Yes. And the guy lost his job or something like that.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Some shit.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Some bullshit. Bullshit.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Francis, your outfit's fucking delectable today.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: Absolutely unbelievable.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: So delicious. I appreciate it.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what you pull out this fall.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited for fall.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, me too.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: I'm really happy about fall. Yeah. Today's finally, you know,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: sub 70 degrees. Yeah.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: We need it bad.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: We needed it big time.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: We needed it.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: I can't do the heat anymore.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Are you guys going to be in the city this weekend?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: Because I'm hearing bad news about a Nor'easter that's going
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: to be slapping the East Coast.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: Come on. Really?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Bad.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: What day? Friday?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: No way, dude.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: I'm supposed to fly on Friday and Sunday.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Are you for real?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Check out the Nor'easter stuff.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: Let me check the weather real quick on my Fitbit.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: If I'm looking at my Fitbit, it's going.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: To show me.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: All it has is just the time.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: Friday's okay, Ron.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: As of right now.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: The weekend's?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: Great ball weekend, though.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: Take the unders.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 5: You know what that means. Take those unders.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Take those fucking unders.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: Except that I'm sure it'll be fucking sunny skies and 70.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: Not a zero wind.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm tired of weather people being named weather terms.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, they're just wrong constantly, which I know
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: has been a thing forever. And obviously this isn't like
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: a new thing, but it's like how in 2026 are
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: they still like just fully off i just feel like
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: it's gonna.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: They're always named like suzanna storm oh yeah like sunny
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: skies there's a guy in philly named hurricane shorts the
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: weather industry does the same thing the porn industry does
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: yes it's the same shit but they're just like naming
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: them after inclement weather or like uh weather patterns yeah
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: it's fucking infuriating suzy snowstorm Yeah.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Lightning McRain. Back to Susie Snowstorm for the weather.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: It really is like that. I mean, I guess it's
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: the only way to get that fake job. It's a
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: fake job. It's a fake job.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: It's a completely fake job. They're just guessing. There was
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: a day like last week where they said it was
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: like a 90% chance of rain. And I went outside
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: and it was literally sunny and not a cloud in
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: the sky. You should lose your job immediately. Immediately that
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: person should be fired.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: But all they're doing is looking at an app. It's
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: just like whatever.
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  Speaker 3: They got to get a better app.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Like Buxom Woman that they're going to put that can
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: like read the tea leaves that are being sent them
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: by the app.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even use the weather app anymore. I just
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: use my AI assistant. What should I wear today? What's
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: the weather today?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Here's my pile of clothes. Make me 16 looks. Organize
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: my pile. Have you seen the organizing video games? Have
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: you seen that new video game where it's a fucking
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: warehouse of like rubble? And you just the whole game
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: is you just have to put things on shelves.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of games like that where it's
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: like people are just simulating like a brutal factory job.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Go work in the Amazon warehouse. At least you'll get
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: a 28 hour.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: Nicky Numbers is playing a game now where it's just
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: a firefighter simulator. And it's it's like that's your job.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 5: Why would you want to go? That'd be like if
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 5: I went home and I was like, all right, time
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: for podcast simulator.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: This will be fun. Relive the last three hours. But
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: NFL players love to play Madden.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: That's because they play as themselves. I guess that's kind
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: of like Nicky Numbers.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: He has a creative character.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he might. He might.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: I would play Madden if I was in Madden. Nicky Numbers,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: six foot five. Yeah. Mega jacked.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Very sexual.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: He's got the healthiest liver in the whole game.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: And his wife, Una.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Very good. Very, very good. Fun, guys. See
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: if I have anything else. Oh, yeah. I need to
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: mention this. As I was leaving Vegas, I mentioned this.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: I texted the guys. I was leaving Las Vegas and
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: I got my Uber from my hotel to the fucking
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: airport and I got out of the Uber and my bags,
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: I had my backpack and my duffel were in the
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: seat with me. They were to the left of me
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: and I was on the right side. I opened the
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: door and I started reaching across to get my bags
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: and my driver ran over my foot whoa fully ran
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: went all the way over.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: It did it like what was what happened did you
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: yelp i went whoa sorry that was really loud tyler.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: It wasn't even that loud.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: Honestly, it really wasn't. I went, I went, I yelped
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: and went, Whoa. And he was like, Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: I thought you were out. I was like, not only
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: is the door completely open, but my bags are still
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: in the car and you went over my foot. Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: He's like, Oh, did I? And I was like, yeah, man. And, uh,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: He was like, all right, well, you know, I'm sorry.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: He was really apologetic, but like he didn't he didn't care. No,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: obviously not.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: And he's got another ride he's got to go get.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Somehow I didn't care.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 5: See, that's funny to me because I think my immediate
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: thought would have been like, I'm getting paid.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: No, it was like... I'm hitting the ground, writhing. I'm
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: writhing on the ground.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: I'm taking an Uber. I texted the guys this and
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Ron goes, stay down, wait for help. Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I'm rolling around in the ground like a soccer player
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: who just got breathed on.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like Caleb Williams.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Like Caleb Williams. I need a truck.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It wasn't as bad as I had thought it
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: would be, to be honest with you. But he also
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: did it kind of quickly.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the transfer. Yeah.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: He went right over the toe. I mean, I... If
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: it had been over the sort of arch or whatever,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: that would have been.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: 4,000 pounds. 4,000 pounds going over it. I've heard of
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: this happening before, but I also.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: You think you might be like Bruce Willis in Unbroken?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Unbreakable?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Unbreakable.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think I am like him.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 5: Like you just can't get hurt?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: Unless it's your brain.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: Because this is kind of having.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: I feel like that would have me thinking a lot
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: of thoughts.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Like running over it again.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 5: If I got hit by a car and I was like,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: that didn't.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: Hurt at all. How much more can I take? Yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: Laying fully down in front of a car being like,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: just drive this over me.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: Let's do a truck next.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: You're laying on the tarmac. Just go as fast as
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 5: you can and make sure it's over the toe.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: I've ruined 13 pairs of shoes.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: Maybe that wouldn't hurt.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd have to ask a physicist that
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: I know about it.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: I was so at the end of my rope to
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: leave Las Vegas that I just didn't. I couldn't. It
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: was just like, obviously that happened. Yeah. That's how I felt. Yeah.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: That would piss me off. I bet you were nice
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: about it to the guy. Like, oh, it's okay.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had been nice to me in the car,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: which was part of the reason why I didn't want
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: to come after him. But it was really reckless. I mean,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: he didn't. Oh, I said the door was open. And
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: he goes, I heard another car's door shut and thought
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: it was mine. Hmm.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: That's one just fucking swing the head 10 degrees to
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: your left and use your peripheral vision one time.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Or look at the massive beeping thing on your dashboard
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: that says door open.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've designed cars so you don't even have to
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: turn your head at all.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: Foot beneath wheel.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Like there's probably a noise for it.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 5: I rented a car recently where they were doing that
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: when the car was in park. It was making the
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: dinging noise if you're not buckled in when the car
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 5: was in park. So the second you turn the car on,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: it just starts beeping.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: What are we doing?
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Anyways.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your foot. Did you break anything?
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: No. Any bruising? No. Any purple toes? No. My toes
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: are always purple.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that's from diabetes. That's from mountaineering. Oh. Interesting.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: West Virginia. I forgot you're a mountaineer.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we lost a lot of people.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Good men, though.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Great men. The best men. It's always the best men
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: that we're losing.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: And never the scumbags. Only the good die young. That's
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: what that song's about.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 5: Kind of like Only the Good Die.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: There's not that many people that are dying where people
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 5: are like, and it was four of our worst guys.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: We know. We saved all the good ones. None of
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: the good ones went.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Luckily, we hated them all. Yeah.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: Which is probably how it was in a lot of
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: old battles, like in Spartan battles and stuff like that.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: Like the good- Pawns. Made it and then the pawns
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: were on the front line and they got smoked or
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: they were bad at hand-to-hand combat.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Just died.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: Terrible.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: All right. Yeah, we can end it.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: I'm going to keep going for a little bit more,
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: maybe an hour or so.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Solo.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: Solo.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: All right, we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Goodbye.