They Made Scotcheroo Chocolate Milk | The Brad Files

Bat-Signals From the Multiverse · Sep 24, 2026 · 4m

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Today we're talking about two of the greatest things ever created: Scotcheroos and chocolate milk.

I'm an Iowa guy. I grew up on Scotcheroos, my grandma perfected them, and AE Dairy already makes some of the best dairy products around.

But now they've done something ridiculous.

SCOTCHAROO. CHOCOLATE. MILK.

I had an unopened bottle, I'd never tried it, and there was only one reasonable thing to do: turn on the camera and experience it together.

Does it actually taste like a Scotcharoo?

Yes. Yes it…