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- 0:00Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome Welcome.
- 0:04Speaker 2: MILLIONI you need a Kid in the Morning, starring the
- 0:10Speaker 2: one and only Candae Lopez and producer Pooh.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Really a Kid in the Morning back incredible.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Live and logo Billy A Kid in the Morning.
- 0:25Speaker 3: Friday, Friday Friday Frock. It makes one of two point nine.
- 0:31Speaker 3: Good Morning, Billy the Kid. Candas Lopez is your producer Pooh.
- 0:34Speaker 3: It's here, bright and early on a Friday.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Uh.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Just to set the scene of what's going on right
- 0:39Speaker 3: about now. A couple of us around the struggle. Candaslopez
- 0:42Speaker 3: is not one of them.
- 0:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing all right today so far. We'll see.
- 0:46Speaker 4: I mean it's six o'clock.
- 0:47Speaker 5: I got yeah, thank you, you're doing great's doing great.
- 0:50Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing. I'm in Georgs.
- 0:52Speaker 4: It's great.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I'm doing I got georts on. I have boots on.
- 0:56Speaker 4: The Georgs.
- 0:57Speaker 3: It's May first. I'm wearing Georgs. I had about two
- 1:00Speaker 3: hours sleep and we're living. We are living. Heyday, it's payday.
- 1:05Speaker 3: I was at an event last night. Yeah, where you know,
- 1:08Speaker 3: Alliance for Women in Media. Great organization. Yeah, do so
- 1:12Speaker 3: many good things for young professionals in media and whatnot.
- 1:15Speaker 3: And so I was out a little bit later than
- 1:18Speaker 3: I thought. And because I was nominated for an award,
- 1:20Speaker 3: so I had to be there, right, But I lost
- 1:22Speaker 3: because I'm a loser. No, no, so proud of Kelly.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Raspberry won and I was nominated. It was an honor
- 1:28Speaker 3: to be nominated and she deserves it to congratulations to Kelly.
- 1:31Speaker 3: But it was awesome. It was a great event. It
- 1:33Speaker 3: was so much fun. Candace wasn't there because she didn't
- 1:35Speaker 3: want to come support me.
- 1:36Speaker 4: No I did. I kept asking, what's the scoop? What's
- 1:39Speaker 4: the deal. I don't know if I have a ticket,
- 1:41Speaker 4: do I have to buy a table? What's the deal?
- 1:43Speaker 4: No one ever let me know?
- 1:44Speaker 1: Oh oh really?
- 1:45Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:45Speaker 1: Okay, Well I was there.
- 1:47Speaker 4: I been there.
- 1:47Speaker 3: No, it's okay. Every other show had their whole show there.
- 1:50Speaker 3: But it's fine. Am I supposed to invite you?
- 1:54Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:54Speaker 1: Well no, I mean it's fine. It's Candice, It's okay.
- 1:57Speaker 5: I had such fomo yesterday because I just kept thinking
- 2:00Speaker 5: I wanted to be there to support you, who.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Wasn't there either, Oh wait, elsewhere else.
- 2:08Speaker 3: This reminded me of my childhood when my dad didn't
- 2:10Speaker 3: chow to my baseball games.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, by the end of the night, I do.
- 2:14Speaker 4: There next year because I'm sure you'll get nominated again and.
- 2:16Speaker 1: I'll probably lose again.
- 2:17Speaker 4: No, thank you.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Nothing like losing an award and you look up and
- 2:21Speaker 3: you're the only one at the table.
- 2:27Speaker 1: No, it was good. It was fun.
- 2:29Speaker 3: But you know, I'm a little bit tired. So I'm
- 2:31Speaker 3: slap happy, is what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm a little
- 2:33Speaker 3: bit slappy.
- 2:34Speaker 4: Fun day, are you.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Knis you good?
- 2:35Speaker 4: I'm good? I mean, speaking of slap happy.
- 2:38Speaker 5: I walk in and you're playing the recorder just a
- 2:40Speaker 5: solo for me, and there's a giant bag of popcorn
- 2:44Speaker 5: waiting for me. So I'm having a great day so far.
- 2:46Speaker 5: It kind of feels like my birthday for some reason.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:48Speaker 4: What that welcome on a Friday morning was a one?
- 2:51Speaker 3: What was your drunk Amazon purchase? If you've had one?
- 2:54Speaker 3: Oh yeah, me know, Well mine was the recorder.
- 2:59Speaker 4: I have an open yet recorders, So yeah.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I'm not good at it. Oh there we go. There
- 3:06Speaker 1: it is right there, so beautiful.
- 3:08Speaker 3: When I lost the award I get I said to myself,
- 3:11Speaker 3: you know what I really won, because I'm my porch
- 3:13Speaker 3: is a recorder right now. The package just got delivered. Yeah,
- 3:17Speaker 3: so I'm going home and I'm gonna play the recorder.
- 3:19Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to get one. Frenzo when
- 3:21Speaker 4: I take this home, it's going to be so jealous.
- 3:23Speaker 5: But he's going into third grade next year, and I
- 3:25Speaker 5: think third grade is when you do recorder of music class.
- 3:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Well, either way, Cannis, I got you one and appreciate that.
- 3:31Speaker 3: We're gonna play Hot Cross Bunds later on.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Yes, I still remember it.
- 3:34Speaker 1: I definitely don't, but.
- 3:35Speaker 4: Look at YouTube.
- 3:36Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah we can. I'm glad you're good. Well,
- 3:39Speaker 1: thank you. Where were you at last night? What were
- 3:41Speaker 1: you doing?
- 3:42Speaker 7: I was doing bingo for Bravery where the Dallas Children's
- 3:46Speaker 7: Advocacy Group.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, yeah, it's actually awesome.
- 3:50Speaker 7: And I know what you're thinking bingo. It's a bunch
- 3:52Speaker 7: of old folks, but it wouldn't no, no, no, And
- 3:54Speaker 7: I need to sign you up Cannas because they had
- 3:57Speaker 7: one of the grand prizes was an eight hundred dollars
- 4:00Speaker 7: GIF carts to Central Market. Oh yes, shout out to
- 4:04Speaker 7: Jeff because he promised me. I told him I had
- 4:06Speaker 7: snacked duty this weekend. Yeah, he said, meet me at
- 4:09Speaker 7: Central Market.
- 4:10Speaker 1: I got you.
- 4:13Speaker 7: Also, I want to say what's up to miss Tina.
- 4:17Speaker 7: Everybody kept coming up to me and saying, Hey, is
- 4:20Speaker 7: it water or is it ranch water?
- 4:24Speaker 1: Yeah? Listen, I drank some tequila the other day. Yeah
- 4:28Speaker 1: on Instagram. You gotta see that video.
- 4:31Speaker 3: We tricked poo into drinking three massive shots of Tequila's
- 4:36Speaker 3: fault there.
- 4:38Speaker 4: I would have just made a little sippy sip.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Yeah, they were big. We told him.
- 4:42Speaker 3: We told them too were water and one was tequila.
- 4:45Speaker 3: But they were all tequila. And wait till I post
- 4:47Speaker 3: part two, the video of part two.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Of pol He's gonna do that.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I'm gonna post.
- 4:51Speaker 3: It of him just drunk at eleven am the other day,
- 4:56Speaker 3: just acting ridiculous.
- 4:58Speaker 7: Yeah, they asked me about that. They were like, how
- 5:00Speaker 7: did you let them get you? And I didn't think
- 5:02Speaker 7: Cannas would even be involved with that.
- 5:04Speaker 4: I'm getting a lot of flak for that.
- 5:06Speaker 1: I was like participating. Yeah, real snaky behind the scenes.
- 5:10Speaker 3: You know what's funny Kannis is she's on air, she's
- 5:13Speaker 3: all sweet. Off air, she's a little shistyisty, but.
- 5:19Speaker 5: Well, I thought by the time he got the second
- 5:20Speaker 5: he's gonna be like, you guys, come on, you got me?
- 5:23Speaker 4: But he did. He just kept going.
- 5:24Speaker 1: He was trying not to make a face. He was committed.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I was committed for respect. That good.
- 5:31Speaker 6: Tough stories on the tens with Billy's Kid in the.
- 5:34Speaker 4: Morning only on the new Mixed one or two point nine.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Hopefully you were having the best morning ever so far.
- 5:39Speaker 3: It is Friday, it is May first, hardly, it's already made,
- 5:42Speaker 3: the kids about to be out of school.
- 5:44Speaker 1: It's what what is that? What is going on in.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Someone's got the video of your pall?
- 5:48Speaker 1: Turn your phone off?
- 5:51Speaker 3: No, it's not, it is someone's phone is going off
- 5:55Speaker 3: in the background.
- 5:56Speaker 4: Because I kept.
- 5:56Speaker 5: Thinking, why can't I me?
- 6:02Speaker 1: Phone is locked?
- 6:03Speaker 4: Minus too? That is so weird. Either way, I thought
- 6:07Speaker 4: I was going crazy for a second.
- 6:09Speaker 3: What I was saying is, Pooh, are you sure that
- 6:12Speaker 3: wasn't your phone? I swear it would Okay, Yeah, those
- 6:15Speaker 3: phone needs the most ghetto though.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yeah it is great soon okay either way? Canapees what
- 6:20Speaker 1: is going on?
- 6:21Speaker 6: Well?
- 6:21Speaker 1: Goes Sid's chaos.
- 6:22Speaker 4: The rain is back.
- 6:23Speaker 5: We've got on and off showers this morning, more widespread
- 6:26Speaker 5: rain later today, cooler though wet and really just a
- 6:29Speaker 5: dreary day ahead. The weekend looks amazing though, sunny and seventies.
- 6:33Speaker 5: It's going to be a perfect weekend if you can
- 6:35Speaker 5: make it through today. So just to heads up, guys,
- 6:38Speaker 5: Camp Mystic is withdrawing its application to reopen this summer
- 6:42Speaker 5: as investigations into the tragedy there move forward.
- 6:45Speaker 4: So they've been.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Pretty intense hearings happening about their plan to start up again,
- 6:50Speaker 5: families of the victims, you know, calling them out for
- 6:52Speaker 5: alleged negligence and lack of preparedness.
- 6:56Speaker 4: I think this was the right move though, you.
- 6:57Speaker 5: Know, families are still grieving, and if investigations are still ongoing,
- 7:01Speaker 5: I just don't see a reason how or why this
- 7:04Speaker 5: camp should reopen this summer. You know, the family that
- 7:07Speaker 5: owns the camp say they were planning to use only
- 7:10Speaker 5: parts of the camp that weren't impacted, and that they
- 7:12Speaker 5: expected over eight hundred campers.
- 7:14Speaker 4: To come back. But that's the latest there. Wow, I
- 7:18Speaker 4: can't miss again.
- 7:19Speaker 1: You're really expecting eight hundred campers.
- 7:20Speaker 4: That's what they're saying.
- 7:21Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how many applications or you know,
- 7:23Speaker 5: submissions for people to attend this summer, you know, went
- 7:26Speaker 5: through but that's what they're saying.
- 7:28Speaker 4: So it's hard. If that's the case, it's hard.
- 7:31Speaker 5: To deny those families that wanted to, you know, head
- 7:34Speaker 5: back down there and just keep it going. But at
- 7:37Speaker 5: the same time, for these twenty seven families, that's just awful.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and I understand that. I don't want them
- 7:42Speaker 3: to close their doors forever. Yeah, because of the tragedy,
- 7:45Speaker 3: But if they're still an ongoing investigation, just a little
- 7:48Speaker 3: too soon, right.
- 7:49Speaker 4: I agree?
- 7:50Speaker 5: And guys, the longest Department of Homeland Security shut down
- 7:53Speaker 5: in history is now over. It's been seventy six days.
- 7:56Speaker 5: This new bill will fund TSA, FEMA Coast Guard in
- 8:00Speaker 5: secret service. It does leave out Immigration Enforcement and Border Protection.
- 8:04Speaker 5: Funding for those is at a standstill. But good news
- 8:08Speaker 5: for TSA workers. Listen to this guy's Britney Spears officially
- 8:12Speaker 5: charged with DUI yesterday.
- 8:14Speaker 4: So she was arrested on.
- 8:16Speaker 5: March fourth near her home while driving erradically. We've been
- 8:19Speaker 5: talking about this for a few weeks because she voluntarily
- 8:22Speaker 5: checked herself into a rehab clinic that was back on
- 8:25Speaker 5: April twelfth, reportedly after being convinced to do that by
- 8:29Speaker 5: her sons. But there's a report this morning saying she
- 8:32Speaker 5: left rehab less than three weeks into a twenty eight
- 8:35Speaker 5: day program. This source is also saying she's doing really well,
- 8:39Speaker 5: that she's healthy and happy and feeling positive and excited
- 8:43Speaker 5: to start fresh.
- 8:44Speaker 4: But that seems quick.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Well, so they're saying she left because she's doing great. Yeah,
- 8:48Speaker 3: well usually, I mean, I think you stay in rehabit
- 8:50Speaker 3: even if you're doing great.
- 8:51Speaker 4: That's what I thought.
- 8:52Speaker 5: I mean, if you leave a twenty eight day program early,
- 8:55Speaker 5: I don't know if that's quite enough.
- 8:57Speaker 4: But you know, I don't have experience with that.
- 8:59Speaker 5: She does have a date on Monday that she's not
- 9:01Speaker 5: required to go to because this is, you know, a misdemeanor,
- 9:05Speaker 5: so she may get offered a plea deal to avoid jail.
- 9:07Speaker 5: But they're saying she ain't going to jail.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Yeah, no, for sure, no way.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Twelve months probation is possible.
- 9:13Speaker 5: You know, she'd have to go to a class, pay
- 9:15Speaker 5: a fine, and do you know, regular drug testing.
- 9:17Speaker 4: But I don't know. I hope she's well.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Well, me too, because I mean it's only twenty eight days.
- 9:22Speaker 3: I thought she'd at least finish the program right and
- 9:25Speaker 3: get back in the right track.
- 9:27Speaker 1: But if she's doing great.
- 9:29Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we'll see it's we're gonna know when
- 9:31Speaker 5: she goes back on social media, you know.
- 9:33Speaker 3: And I want to see her back on so bad right,
- 9:36Speaker 3: But I'm rooting for Brittany.
- 9:38Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know too.
- 9:39Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, she dances with knives and it's a
- 9:42Speaker 3: little bit crazy sometimes. But I want to see her healthy, happy,
- 9:45Speaker 3: and be a good mom for a kid.
- 9:47Speaker 5: And I'd honestly love to see her just come back
- 9:50Speaker 5: better than ever, clean, healthy, performing, dancing like she used
- 9:54Speaker 5: to and you know, just be the Brittany that we love.
- 9:56Speaker 3: I thought about this the other day. Britney spears at
- 9:59Speaker 3: the Sphere in Vegas.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Oh, it'd be NonStop if she had.
- 10:02Speaker 1: A residency there, oh.
- 10:04Speaker 4: Man, and extended and extended.
- 10:07Speaker 3: I wish, I wish the Spear or somebody would do
- 10:09Speaker 3: a two thousands and early two thousands residency.
- 10:13Speaker 4: Britney Spears.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Where we could get.
- 10:16Speaker 3: Like, you know, Britney in sync Backstree Boys all in
- 10:20Speaker 3: one show.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Oh are you there? In an instant?
- 10:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 10:24Speaker 6: So what?
- 10:24Speaker 5: I yeah, I'll keep you guys posted, though I'm can
- 10:26Speaker 5: of slow. Pezls are your Texas top stories?
- 10:28Speaker 1: It's ready for.
- 10:28Speaker 3: Realer fake news Yeah, here we go, gonna give you
- 10:31Speaker 3: three headlines.
- 10:31Speaker 1: You got to tell me which one is fake? Which
- 10:34Speaker 1: one is fake? All right?
- 10:35Speaker 3: Just a fun way to talk about ridiculous stories, and
- 10:37Speaker 3: there's a lot of them. Headline number one. A thief
- 10:40Speaker 3: was caught on a ring camera mowing a homeowner's lawn
- 10:44Speaker 3: before stealing their lawnmower. What A thief was caught on
- 10:51Speaker 3: ring camera mowing a homeowner's lawn before stealing their lawnmower.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Headline number one.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Headline number two Colorado man leased from jail and eight
- 11:01Speaker 3: minutes later he steals a fire truck. Oh, Colorado man
- 11:06Speaker 3: released from jail and eight minutes later, he steals a
- 11:09Speaker 3: fire truck.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Headline number three.
- 11:12Speaker 3: Canadian man leaves wife and four children to live with
- 11:16Speaker 3: a pack of wolves. Canadian man leaves wife and four
- 11:21Speaker 3: children to live with a pack of wolves.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Okay, three headlines right there. You gotta tell me which
- 11:27Speaker 1: one is the fake story?
- 11:29Speaker 3: Candice Lopez, would you like to guess first or would
- 11:31Speaker 3: you like to pass it to Clarence.
- 11:33Speaker 4: I'm gonna it Clarence.
- 11:35Speaker 3: Aka pooh Ak drunk pooh Clarence. Yeah, I'm a Clarence Ale.
- 11:44Speaker 3: Which one do you think is the fake story.
- 11:46Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with that last story that's gotta be fake,
- 11:49Speaker 7: that leaves his wife to go live with a.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Pack of wolves. I don't know. You never know, especially
- 11:53Speaker 1: Canadian Canadian lock me in, lock me sounds ridiculous.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Let's lock you in. You were locked in and a Slopez.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Which one do you think is the fake story?
- 12:02Speaker 5: I have no idea, So lock me in for that
- 12:04Speaker 5: first story mowing lawns.
- 12:06Speaker 1: And there you go.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Let's lock you in and the winner today going into
- 12:11Speaker 3: the weekend as a.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Big fat winner.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Producer Pool Clarence, good job, Pooh.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I love that we call poo eight hundred different names.
- 12:29Speaker 3: It might be Theo, it might be Clarence, it might
- 12:31Speaker 3: be who else, la poo poo. Who knows what's going on? Okay,
- 12:36Speaker 3: let's talk about these stories. Yes, a thief was caught
- 12:40Speaker 3: on ring a ring camera mowing somebody's lawn before he
- 12:45Speaker 3: stole their lawnmower.
- 12:46Speaker 1: I think it was Angel who sent me this. Angel.
- 12:48Speaker 3: I think so thank you Angel, if that's you who
- 12:50Speaker 3: sent me this story. Police and Port Arthur were searching
- 12:53Speaker 3: for a man identified as Marcus Hubbard after surveillance footage
- 12:56Speaker 3: allegedly showed him breaking into a property, using the homeowners
- 13:00Speaker 3: to cut both front and backyard, then attempting to steal
- 13:04Speaker 3: the lawnmower. Authorities said the bizarre incident happened around eight pm.
- 13:09Speaker 3: The suspect was seen dragging the lawnmower into the yard,
- 13:11Speaker 3: grabbing a gas can to fuel it up, even moving
- 13:14Speaker 3: objects out of the way while mowing.
- 13:16Speaker 4: Wow.
- 13:16Speaker 3: When officers arrived, Hubbard reportedly ran off while dragging the
- 13:20Speaker 3: mower before abandon in it in an alley and escaping police.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Later on, they finally caught him when he was trying
- 13:26Speaker 3: to break into another house.
- 13:27Speaker 1: So they caught Marcus.
- 13:29Speaker 3: But you know, I think he was probably just trying
- 13:31Speaker 3: to balance out his good and bad deeds. Yeah yeah,
- 13:35Speaker 3: He's like, let me mow this lawn right quick, and
- 13:38Speaker 3: then steal your lawnmower. Steven's moving stuff. He was doing
- 13:43Speaker 3: a good job too. He looks like a nice guy.
- 13:45Speaker 3: I would have given them the lawmower.
- 13:46Speaker 8: You know.
- 13:47Speaker 3: The next story is well, yeah, Colorado man accused of
- 13:51Speaker 3: stealing any fire truck. After being released from jail, Colorado
- 13:55Speaker 3: man was arrested, released and arrested again on a much
- 13:57Speaker 3: bigger charge In just a few.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Hours this week. This all happened within hours.
- 14:02Speaker 3: So Boulder police booked Richmond Johnson, that's his name, around
- 14:08Speaker 3: midnight for trespassing. He was released at three point thirty am.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Eight minutes later, he stole the fire truck. I guess
- 14:15Speaker 3: the fire and Rescue showed up at the jail because
- 14:18Speaker 3: there was an unrelated medical call. While crews were inside,
- 14:21Speaker 3: Johnson stole one of their electric fire engines and drove off.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Deputies chased him across two cities before stop sticks deflated
- 14:32Speaker 3: the tires in downtown Longmont. Johnson jumped out of the truck,
- 14:36Speaker 3: ran away, and now he's facing multiple felony charges, including
- 14:40Speaker 3: vehicle theft and vehicular eluding. The fire engine sustained significant damage,
- 14:47Speaker 3: so now he's got to pay for that. I'm gonna
- 14:50Speaker 3: go ahead and guess he doesn't have the money. I'm
- 14:52Speaker 3: gonna go ahead and throw that out there that I
- 14:55Speaker 3: doubt he could make that happen. I mean, what are
- 14:57Speaker 3: you doing in a matter off? You get out and
- 15:00Speaker 3: sound like a minor charge too. He gets out at
- 15:02Speaker 3: three am.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Always the case, It's always the case, I swear.
- 15:05Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I have someone in my family
- 15:07Speaker 3: that ran from the police.
- 15:09Speaker 1: I can't even believe.
- 15:10Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm such trash my family. My niece
- 15:17Speaker 3: ran from the police while pregnant in Tennessee in a
- 15:21Speaker 3: beutithless saber. She was pregnant, Cannie, this is my family,
- 15:27Speaker 3: I know. She literally my grandma passed away and she
- 15:33Speaker 3: was in jail and she had to zoom. At the funeral,
- 15:39Speaker 3: they put an iPad on the casket so she could
- 15:42Speaker 3: watch my grandma's funeral.
- 15:44Speaker 1: That's a lot in Tennessee. Yeah, I'm not joke.
- 15:47Speaker 3: I was passing well because I was paying my respects
- 15:50Speaker 3: to my grandma and I saw something on the casket
- 15:52Speaker 3: and I was like, what is going on?
- 15:54Speaker 1: And then I hear.
- 15:55Speaker 3: Billy God, and I was like, what is what is
- 16:01Speaker 3: going on? Are they playing a video?
- 16:03Speaker 1: Hey, it's me.
- 16:05Speaker 3: I was like, oh, hey, we're talking over my dead grandma, right.
- 16:10Speaker 4: What in the she's pregnant in jail.
- 16:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:12Speaker 3: So if you ever feel like your family is a
- 16:14Speaker 3: little out there, just remember that. Okay, yay, Yeah, yeah,
- 16:20Speaker 3: that's sad. I know, I'll try it.
- 16:24Speaker 1: It's fun.
- 16:25Speaker 3: No, I do not recommend running from the police in
- 16:27Speaker 3: a buickless saber.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Flee. You're having a good Friday morning, and it's so
- 16:31Speaker 3: far it's mixed one O two point nine ability kid
- 16:33Speaker 3: Candicelow Pez producer.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Pooh before we get to this, because you know what
- 16:36Speaker 1: I want to do.
- 16:36Speaker 3: I want to do aige yourself on a Friday, flashback Friday,
- 16:40Speaker 3: age yourself and we always do blank, aige yourself with blank,
- 16:43Speaker 3: I'm gonna do aide yourself with a discontinued fast food item.
- 16:48Speaker 3: Way to you hear some of these that bring back
- 16:50Speaker 3: so many memories. Oh, but first, Karen wants to say,
- 16:53Speaker 3: someone's up.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Karen.
- 16:55Speaker 1: I just want to know what world you live here?
- 17:00Speaker 5: Thank you headline.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Karen, my algorithm is insane.
- 17:07Speaker 4: It's wild.
- 17:08Speaker 1: So I live in a crazy world Karen, cause.
- 17:10Speaker 3: You crack me up every morning.
- 17:14Speaker 6: I don't even know how they get Some times.
- 17:16Speaker 3: I don't know how they do either, Karen. But and
- 17:19Speaker 3: so you should see some of the ones I can't read.
- 17:22Speaker 3: I mean there's one story. I mean some stories I
- 17:24Speaker 3: can't even read because they're too graphic. I mean, there's
- 17:26Speaker 3: a story today about someone who stuffed multiple things up
- 17:30Speaker 3: their butt to hide.
- 17:31Speaker 1: From the police. I couldn't even get into that.
- 17:34Speaker 8: Karen, I don't know what I think, and Nita leave
- 17:39Speaker 8: you alone because I'm crazy. I don't know.
- 17:44Speaker 3: I don't know how Cannas puts up with this all
- 17:46Speaker 3: these years. She still does though, Karen, twenty two years,
- 17:49Speaker 3: twenty two years of just ridiculousness. But I just love
- 17:53Speaker 3: y'all every morning.
- 17:54Speaker 9: But I was like, hey, when I get in the
- 17:56Speaker 9: car light, I said, oh, I haven't missed it.
- 17:57Speaker 4: I hope I haven't, because I'll cracked me.
- 18:00Speaker 3: I love this part of Oh well, good well, thank you, Karen.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Give it up for Karen. We appreciate you.
- 18:07Speaker 9: Okay, have a fabulous Friday.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Okay, you too, Karen.
- 18:11Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. I love her. We're about to take
- 18:14Speaker 1: the time machine back. You're ready, Yeah, here we go.
- 18:16Speaker 3: We're getting in.
- 18:17Speaker 1: We're going back in the day.
- 18:18Speaker 3: We're gonna aid yourself, aid yourself with a fast food
- 18:21Speaker 3: item that doesn't exist anymore.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Let's go over some of these and I'm.
- 18:24Speaker 3: Gonna start it off with and I don't think this
- 18:27Speaker 3: is around, And if it is, then.
- 18:28Speaker 1: You know what I'm going right now? Are you ready?
- 18:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 18:32Speaker 3: And if you got one eight three three seven eight
- 18:34Speaker 3: seven one two nine a McDonald's apple pie. Oh are
- 18:39Speaker 3: those still around? Because I think they took him away,
- 18:42Speaker 3: but they bring him back.
- 18:43Speaker 7: Oh sure, you know I don't eat McDonald's pooh, Yeah,
- 18:47Speaker 7: but you would eat one of those baked apple pies.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Yeah, come back in the day. They came in that.
- 18:54Speaker 3: Little cardboard box with the whole Oh those were so good.
- 18:58Speaker 4: Yeah, they should bring those back or not.
- 19:00Speaker 1: Already there I was gonna say, And I haven't see them.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Another one, Yes, it's the baked devil pies. Another one
- 19:05Speaker 3: age yourself with a fast foot iteam, and that doesn't
- 19:07Speaker 3: exist anymore.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Somebody said the double decker taco from Taco Bell. Yeah,
- 19:14Speaker 1: they don't have that.
- 19:15Speaker 4: I don't think so.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Okay.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Somebody else said this, What about this one? It's not
- 19:19Speaker 3: a food item, but it's a food thing. The buffet
- 19:23Speaker 3: from Pizza Hut.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Okay, I think they still have that.
- 19:26Speaker 1: No they don't.
- 19:27Speaker 4: Is it pizza.
- 19:28Speaker 1: In Yeah, Mosque, there's one though.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I know somebody there's still a pizza buffet, and I
- 19:36Speaker 3: just don't know where it's at.
- 19:37Speaker 1: There's somewhere around here. Somebody said there's a Pizza U
- 19:39Speaker 1: but fet.
- 19:39Speaker 4: That's a vibe, Yeah for sure.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Remember that.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Yes, salad pizza.
- 19:47Speaker 1: Sitting in those booths.
- 19:50Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like an old school one down by Cedar
- 19:52Speaker 4: Creek Lake. It's like stepping back in time. Yeah, nothing's
- 19:56Speaker 4: changed in there. Yeah, it's so good. It's so clean
- 19:58Speaker 4: in there, though, so clear.
- 20:00Speaker 3: But back in the day, I just remember, remember you could,
- 20:01Speaker 3: like people could smoke in those Yeah.
- 20:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 20:05Speaker 1: While to think of that like it is, it would
- 20:06Speaker 1: just be smoking or non smoking.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow, I did every day, Like.
- 20:11Speaker 1: The smoke didn't fill up the whole restaurant exactly.
- 20:15Speaker 3: Somebody said, oh, and if you got one, you can
- 20:17Speaker 3: always DM me too. Fast food. I made yourself with
- 20:19Speaker 3: a fast food food on them. That's not around anymore.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Somebody hit me up at Billy on the radio the
- 20:25Speaker 3: RB's five for five deal.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, that was our road trip go to Oh.
- 20:30Speaker 1: My god, they used to get five for five bucks.
- 20:33Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 20:34Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore. Can you know.
- 20:36Speaker 4: One for five bucks?
- 20:37Speaker 1: Really?
- 20:38Speaker 4: Probably?
- 20:38Speaker 3: Oh my okay, what oh this is a good one.
- 20:41Speaker 3: I thought they were still around. Somebody said Burger King's
- 20:45Speaker 3: Cinny Minis.
- 20:46Speaker 7: Oh okay, that's why I called my kids Cinny Minnies.
- 20:51Speaker 1: They used to love Is that why you call them always?
- 20:56Speaker 1: But to the young boy, he was a favorite. Who
- 21:01Speaker 1: does call him his cinny Minis?
- 21:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 21:03Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was talking about. He was drunk.
- 21:06Speaker 3: Somebody said, the case so rito from Taco bell q
- 21:11Speaker 3: c Rito.
- 21:12Speaker 7: What about the Muchaco? You remember that? The Yeah, the
- 21:16Speaker 7: Muchaco from Taco.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Why when Pooh says certain things, it just cracks me up. Yeah,
- 21:21Speaker 1: the Muchaco. What's it called poo Muchaco? Oh Soka? Somebody else, Oh,
- 21:32Speaker 1: this is a good one too.
- 21:34Speaker 3: The McDonald's make salad mcshaker, Oh my gosh.
- 21:38Speaker 4: Whenever one was trying to get healthy on the go.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Yes, and it was salad that came in a cup.
- 21:45Speaker 3: Somebody else said, a KFC twister. I don't remember that twister.
- 21:50Speaker 3: It looks like a rap, like a chicken wrap. O.
- 21:53Speaker 3: Somebody else said, now, I don't remember this one. The
- 21:56Speaker 3: Little Caesar spaghetti bucket.
- 21:59Speaker 4: I don't remember that.
- 22:00Speaker 1: There was a.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Whole bucket of spaghetti. Wow, are we sure we want
- 22:04Speaker 3: to bring that back?
- 22:05Speaker 4: I mean, why would you forgo pizza for spaghetti? I
- 22:08Speaker 4: don't know bucket.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Somebody else said, don't forget about the McDonald's hula burger.
- 22:13Speaker 4: Oh wow, I remember that.
- 22:16Speaker 5: But do you guys remember the Happy Meals back in
- 22:17Speaker 5: the day they gave you McDonald land cookies.
- 22:20Speaker 4: Yes, and they were a little yellow.
- 22:24Speaker 5: Yeah, one of the Hamburglar, one of grimmers.
- 22:26Speaker 4: Yes, they were like animal crackers.
- 22:28Speaker 5: People are saying, if you go to Aldie and buy
- 22:30Speaker 5: the animal.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Crackers there, they're the same thing.
- 22:32Speaker 3: Oh I'm going Yeah, you remember they used to give
- 22:34Speaker 3: away beanie babies in the Happy Meal. Yes, and I
- 22:37Speaker 3: got the purple one, the Princess Diana one.
- 22:40Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the best one.
- 22:41Speaker 1: I thought I was going to be rich.
- 22:42Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Guess what I'm not.
- 22:46Speaker 6: Is Texas Top Stories on the Tents with Billy's the
- 22:49Speaker 6: Kid in the.
- 22:49Speaker 5: Morning only on the New Mix one O two point
- 22:52Speaker 5: nine before we.
- 22:53Speaker 3: Do do a little secret coming up at seven thirty.
- 22:55Speaker 3: We got that at Texas Tom Stories. First of Emma
- 22:58Speaker 3: knows where the pizza hu that is that I was
- 23:00Speaker 3: talking about, because I'm dying to know the old school
- 23:03Speaker 3: pizza with the buffet is where Greenville, Texas.
- 23:06Speaker 1: That's where it said.
- 23:09Speaker 10: Yes, and you know.
- 23:11Speaker 4: I love a good old parties.
- 23:12Speaker 9: I haven't had a hearties in a long time.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Whoa parties? What was it rallies. Remember rallies?
- 23:22Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, Yeah, that's where it's at Greenville.
- 23:25Speaker 1: So I might have to go to Greenville to go
- 23:26Speaker 1: to the pizza hut.
- 23:28Speaker 5: Let us know, we'll make a trip, might have.
- 23:30Speaker 1: To field Tripp. Hey, thank you, we appreciate it. Have
- 23:35Speaker 1: a good Friday.
- 23:36Speaker 4: Of course you'll have a blood Friday, you too.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of road trip, I gotta say all my friends.
- 23:40Speaker 3: They're in the car right now, they're headed New Orleans.
- 23:42Speaker 3: My boy, Chip, we love Chippy.
- 23:45Speaker 1: What up Jim? Chip? Audrey? What up to Ron? Who parties?
- 23:48Speaker 3: Hard?
- 23:50Speaker 1: Ron parties?
- 23:51Speaker 3: Oh?
- 23:51Speaker 1: Ronh not mess around?
- 23:53Speaker 4: Ah?
- 23:54Speaker 1: Ali, what's upbout Big John? Thank you John?
- 23:56Speaker 3: Of course, Brian the only responsible one driving right now.
- 24:01Speaker 1: They're headed to New Orleans right now?
- 24:02Speaker 4: So what time'll save? Have fun?
- 24:05Speaker 1: A little bit jealous chemist? Yeah?
- 24:06Speaker 8: Same?
- 24:07Speaker 1: All right, what's going on?
- 24:08Speaker 5: Let's get some good news this morning, guys. A DD
- 24:11Speaker 5: crossing guard got a huge surprise after parents from the
- 24:15Speaker 5: community of Lakewood Elementary surprise mister Ernest with a new car.
- 24:20Speaker 5: Uh So when they found out he was taking ubers
- 24:22Speaker 5: to get to work every day, and they were like,
- 24:24Speaker 5: no more, we're gonna raise money, and they were able
- 24:26Speaker 5: to raise enough to.
- 24:27Speaker 4: Buy him this car.
- 24:28Speaker 5: They lined the streets outside of the school to present
- 24:31Speaker 5: this car to him.
- 24:32Speaker 4: He was in tears.
- 24:33Speaker 5: This car pulled up with the bow on it. This
- 24:36Speaker 5: was just a beautiful moment over there. If you haven't
- 24:38Speaker 5: seen the video, the kids were holding signs and one
- 24:41Speaker 5: of them said, surprise, this ride is for you. Just
- 24:44Speaker 5: like the sweetest thing ever. So I wanted to share
- 24:47Speaker 5: that because we talk about a lot of heavy news
- 24:49Speaker 5: sometimes and serious world things, but what a cool thing
- 24:52Speaker 5: happening in Dallas id corat.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I love watching those videos.
- 24:56Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. A rough night for the Dallas Stars guys.
- 24:59Speaker 5: They were we're eliminated from the playoffs after a five
- 25:02Speaker 5: to two loss in Game six last night.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Hard to see the season and.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Like this, I mean, what would you rather have? Would
- 25:08Speaker 3: you rather have the Stars who get to the playoffs
- 25:10Speaker 3: almost every year, yeah, and then maybe not take it
- 25:13Speaker 3: all the way? Or would you rather have the Cowboys
- 25:15Speaker 3: who sometimes just don't get there?
- 25:17Speaker 4: Yeah? That's a tough call, you.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Know, because there's such a good team.
- 25:20Speaker 3: You're there, you made the playoffs, but then I'm like, well,
- 25:23Speaker 3: dang it, can we finish?
- 25:24Speaker 5: I know, I know, but they're the only team making
- 25:27Speaker 5: the playoffs right now, so props to them.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Shots fired.
- 25:30Speaker 4: I mean it's true, No, it is right. Challenge everybody else.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Congrats to the Stars on a good season. I hate
- 25:36Speaker 1: saying that though it is hard.
- 25:37Speaker 4: It's hard, guys.
- 25:38Speaker 5: This new survey asks for Americans to name the top
- 25:41Speaker 5: word to describe twenty twenty.
- 25:43Speaker 4: Six is so far? Do you guys want to take
- 25:45Speaker 4: any guesses what that top word is?
- 25:47Speaker 1: Top word to describe twenty twenty six? God, wonky wonky?
- 25:53Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that would be my word. This coombobulated, okay, No,
- 25:58Speaker 4: those are actually wrong.
- 25:59Speaker 5: The number one there was stressful, okay, followed by challenging.
- 26:04Speaker 1: That's about right.
- 26:05Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 26:05Speaker 4: So if you're stressed out, you're not alone for sure.
- 26:07Speaker 1: I'm stressed out right now.
- 26:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 26:09Speaker 4: Why are you stressed out?
- 26:10Speaker 3: Because I'm dealing with pooh oh.
- 26:14Speaker 4: Guys, real quick.
- 26:15Speaker 5: The Dunblewars Prata two is in theaters today. Meryl Streep,
- 26:18Speaker 5: Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return for the sequel.
- 26:22Speaker 5: So this is twenty years since the original movie. It
- 26:26Speaker 5: follows Andy, of course, that's Anne Hathaway after she's abruptly
- 26:29Speaker 5: been laid off, she comes back to Runway magazine to
- 26:32Speaker 5: help her old boss, Miranda.
- 26:34Speaker 4: That's Meryl Streep.
- 26:35Speaker 5: They're dealing with, you know, the struggles of the decline
- 26:37Speaker 5: of print media for digital, you know, and all these
- 26:40Speaker 5: other crises. The soundtrack also has three songs from Lady Gaga,
- 26:44Speaker 5: who also makes an appearance in the movie. Ticket sales
- 26:48Speaker 5: for this look like it's going to debut at number
- 26:50Speaker 5: one and push Michael down to number two.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Wow, but yeah.
- 26:53Speaker 4: Also shout out to Galaxy Theaters. Yeah for this big
- 26:56Speaker 4: hook up this morning. What a cool surprise.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Awesome is that? I mean, listen, po who set this up?
- 27:01Speaker 4: Who? Yeh up?
- 27:02Speaker 6: So wow?
- 27:03Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 27:04Speaker 4: You always have my back.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Well you helped Billy, yeah a little bit. Who really
- 27:07Speaker 1: did it? Our boy did it? Oh yeah, Michael, And
- 27:11Speaker 1: we thought of it, We at least thought of it.
- 27:14Speaker 5: G enormous back of popcorn. And they hooked me up
- 27:16Speaker 5: with the purse. Yes they did get this purse. Yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 5: oh popcorn purse.
- 27:21Speaker 3: It's awesome. And no, thank you to our boy Michael
- 27:23Speaker 3: and Galaxy Theaters. That's Michael, incredible, What a sweet thing
- 27:26Speaker 3: they did for you.
- 27:27Speaker 4: Guys. Cannot wait to see that movie. I'm cand of
- 27:29Speaker 4: slowpez Those are your Texas top stories.
- 27:32Speaker 6: Get off your test.
- 27:33Speaker 4: We promise you'll feel better.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Mix one on two point nine. All right, it's Friday.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Let's do it.
- 27:39Speaker 3: Billy the Kid can of Slow Pans producer, pooh, we
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- 27:44Speaker 3: shot to win one thousand dollars. We're doing fat stacks
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- 27:53Speaker 3: first shot. Now, if you have a secret, confess any
- 27:56Speaker 3: time you want. You'll feel better, especially going into the weekend.
- 27:58Speaker 3: You don't want to go into the weekend with secrets.
- 28:00Speaker 3: Don't do that and call us why not eight three, three, seven,
- 28:03Speaker 3: eight seven one or two nine? Confess you got one?
- 28:07Speaker 2: All right, I already know I'm gonna sound like an idiot,
- 28:09Speaker 2: but here it goes. So, Okay, I started seeing this girl.
- 28:14Speaker 2: We've only gone on a few dates, but she's super
- 28:17Speaker 2: cool and she's really into art. She likes to go
- 28:21Speaker 2: to like museums and galleries and talk about art stuff
- 28:25Speaker 2: like meaning and texture and for some reason, yeah, no,
- 28:31Speaker 2: it's cute. It's like it's awesome, she's passionate about it.
- 28:34Speaker 2: But I wanted to like relate to her, and I
- 28:37Speaker 2: thought it would be like a good idea to say, oh, yeah, well, like, yeah,
- 28:41Speaker 2: I do art too, which I don't do arty.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Okay, So there's a difference between telling her, oh I
- 28:51Speaker 3: like art too, and or I do art very different
- 28:54Speaker 3: you said I'm an artist.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Basically, I kind of.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Wanted to like up the anty a little bit. And
- 29:02Speaker 2: that's like could not be a bigger lie. I've like
- 29:04Speaker 2: I've never done a painting or good. I have no
- 29:09Speaker 2: artistic gills whatsoever. Great, but like I saw the look
- 29:13Speaker 2: in her eyes. She was like so excited, and she
- 29:18Speaker 2: shows me like some of the stuff that she's into
- 29:21Speaker 2: and it's like really cool and like she just is legit,
- 29:26Speaker 2: like she she knows her stuff. And I'm just thinking
- 29:29Speaker 2: to myself, like.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Oh, she shows you the art that she's done, right, Like.
- 29:35Speaker 2: It's really good.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Great.
- 29:37Speaker 11: Okay, So you don't textures, you don't know color, color blind.
- 29:44Speaker 3: I mean at some point you're gonna have to be like, well,
- 29:46Speaker 3: this is she wants to see your art.
- 29:48Speaker 2: I'm assuming YouTube quick yes, So we're like supposed to
- 29:52Speaker 2: hang out this weekend, and she was like, I want
- 29:55Speaker 2: to see some of your work, and so I like,
- 29:59Speaker 2: I I went to Michael's and I bought a bunch
- 30:02Speaker 2: of art supplies and I was like, I told her,
- 30:04Speaker 2: I'm like an abstract artist, so am I you know,
- 30:07Speaker 2: like stuff? Yeah, I'm telling you guys. Like I got
- 30:13Speaker 2: home and like I had this canvas and like, you know, paint,
- 30:18Speaker 2: and I was trying to like just do some abstract
- 30:21Speaker 2: stuff and it looked so bad, like.
- 30:24Speaker 1: Beyond bad, like something you.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Bring home like from school and to show your parents. Bad.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that bad. So I mean you never said you
- 30:37Speaker 1: were a good artist.
- 30:38Speaker 2: I definitely expressed that I've been doing it for a
- 30:40Speaker 2: long time. So I feel like it would be a
- 30:43Speaker 2: deal breaker if she was like, oh, so I had
- 30:47Speaker 2: another plan. I went to Home Goods and I bought
- 30:50Speaker 2: a painting and like, you know, I took a marker
- 30:53Speaker 2: and like signed my name on it.
- 31:00Speaker 1: She does art, she's gonna be able to tell. Yeah,
- 31:04Speaker 1: oh be like I like your breaststrokes.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she'll totally be able to tell.
- 31:10Speaker 3: I think so, But I mean I don't know. Hopefully
- 31:13Speaker 3: she doesn't take it off the wall and see the
- 31:15Speaker 3: price tag in.
- 31:18Speaker 1: So what she's.
- 31:19Speaker 3: Gonna also say where like is if you're an artist,
- 31:21Speaker 3: to be doing it for a while, Like I I
- 31:22Speaker 3: do art.
- 31:23Speaker 1: I have a ton of pieces at home.
- 31:25Speaker 3: I have a ton of art at home that I
- 31:27Speaker 3: is sitting in a room, like I have an art room.
- 31:28Speaker 2: Right, So I thought of that, and I'm I'm I
- 31:32Speaker 2: plan if she does say that, I'm just gonna say, like, well,
- 31:34Speaker 2: I actually, like I've sold most of my pieces and
- 31:37Speaker 2: I've given other pieces away to friends, so I feel
- 31:40Speaker 2: like I've covered my track for that.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Well, this is gonna go well.
- 31:45Speaker 2: I mean. The other thing is, though I'm worried that
- 31:47Speaker 2: she like will like want to see my process or
- 31:51Speaker 2: something and asked me to actually like paint.
- 31:53Speaker 8: Oh like with her, like in front of her, with
- 31:57Speaker 8: her and all of the pens and like paint.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Right, do you even know what you put paint? Answer?
- 32:05Speaker 1: What do you call the thing that you put paint on?
- 32:08Speaker 2: It's the it's with a pee, it's something with a
- 32:11Speaker 2: p right.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, he said, it's with a p What what
- 32:19Speaker 3: is the canvas?
- 32:20Speaker 1: What does the canvas stand on? What does it usually
- 32:23Speaker 1: sit on? The stands the easel? Okay, you got this,
- 32:29Speaker 1: you gotta buy one.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Do I just come clean and tell her that I
- 32:33Speaker 2: was like a moron, or just try to ride this
- 32:37Speaker 2: out and you're the woman.
- 32:40Speaker 5: Clean and tell her how passionate you were about making
- 32:43Speaker 5: her believe that because of just how passionate you are
- 32:46Speaker 5: about her, I would maybe you know, she can teach you,
- 32:50Speaker 5: That's what I would say.
- 32:51Speaker 3: I'd say, listen, I'm gonna I can't lie before she
- 32:53Speaker 3: comes over. I'd be like, I got carried away and
- 32:56Speaker 3: I was going to try to make a painting for you,
- 32:57Speaker 3: and then I realized how bad it was, so I.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Don't do art.
- 33:01Speaker 3: Maybe you can teach me and laugh about it. She'll
- 33:03Speaker 3: think it's cute whatever.
- 33:04Speaker 5: And you've learned to respect art so much more through
- 33:07Speaker 5: this process.
- 33:07Speaker 3: But if you stick with this lie like Pooh says,
- 33:10Speaker 3: he would stick.
- 33:11Speaker 7: With it, yeah, and just remember do do happy clouds
- 33:14Speaker 7: and happy trees.
- 33:15Speaker 1: You'd be good. You'd be happily single.
- 33:19Speaker 5: For sure.
- 33:20Speaker 1: Come clean and let us know what happens. Okay, okay, okay,
- 33:24Speaker 1: Vincent Van no.
- 33:26Speaker 10: Thank you, all right, he's going for Candace Court. It
- 33:32Speaker 10: gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
- 33:35Speaker 3: All rise for the Honorable Judge Candace Lopez straight on
- 33:39Speaker 3: a Mesquite got her law degree from Town East.
- 33:42Speaker 1: She used to study in the food court. Yeah to borrow.
- 33:45Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, welcome to court, the food court. That's what
- 33:49Speaker 1: it should be. Cannas Court on mixed one or two
- 33:52Speaker 1: point nine.
- 33:52Speaker 3: By the way, if you have a problems, she can
- 33:53Speaker 3: help you solve it at canasan Air on Instagram at
- 33:56Speaker 3: canasan Air.
- 33:57Speaker 1: You ready for this one? Candas?
- 33:58Speaker 3: Yeah, Judge Candis, I'm sorry, Hey, Candice Court, how do
- 34:01Speaker 3: y'all feel about this situation? I'm in I took this
- 34:04Speaker 3: girl out on a proper dinner date. It was not casual,
- 34:08Speaker 3: not last minute. It was a really nice restaurant, to
- 34:11Speaker 3: be honest, I picked it because I wanted to impress her.
- 34:14Speaker 3: She's beautiful, confident, well spoken. Honestly, she seemed like someone
- 34:17Speaker 3: I could see myself building something with. Everything was going
- 34:21Speaker 3: great until she looks over the menu and asks our
- 34:23Speaker 3: server if they have a kid's menu.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Wait one huh.
- 34:28Speaker 3: He said no, but that they can make chicken fingers
- 34:31Speaker 3: for kids. Without hesitation, she orders the chicken fingers as
- 34:37Speaker 3: her dinner. I was so caught off guard. She laughed
- 34:42Speaker 3: at off and said everything else looked too heavy quote
- 34:46Speaker 3: too heavy, and that she doesn't eat much. I tried
- 34:49Speaker 3: not to make a face, but inside I was completely confused.
- 34:53Speaker 1: This wasn't Applebee's.
- 34:54Speaker 3: This is a fancy restaurant, and she went straight for
- 34:57Speaker 3: the toddler special. I don't want to sound judgmental, but
- 35:02Speaker 3: it instantly changed the vibe for me. I didn't say anything,
- 35:05Speaker 3: I didn't embarrass her, but I was definitely turned off.
- 35:09Speaker 3: It wasn't about the food itself. It was more about
- 35:11Speaker 3: her energy, Like who does that on a dinner date?
- 35:14Speaker 3: That you're trying to know that someone is impressing you,
- 35:18Speaker 3: or at least trying to impress you. Now I'm wondering
- 35:20Speaker 3: if I'm the problem. Please help This guy sounds so proper, Okay,
- 35:25Speaker 3: canis court?
- 35:27Speaker 2: Is?
- 35:27Speaker 1: She ordered chicken tenders Tendy's.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Yeah, at a fancy restaurant and it's turned him off?
- 35:33Speaker 3: And oh my god, this is funny. Reminds me and
- 35:36Speaker 3: my friend Pat, who no matter what he orders, chicken tendis.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Oh man, we could.
- 35:41Speaker 3: Be at any restaurant, five stars, six star, whatever. Yeah,
- 35:45Speaker 3: if they don't have chicken tenders, he's out. Wow, But
- 35:48Speaker 3: he's not on a date. This guy's on a date, right, Cannis.
- 35:52Speaker 3: What are your thoughts?
- 35:52Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't last minute, like he gave her a
- 35:55Speaker 5: heads up that they were going to do a nice dinner, fancy,
- 35:58Speaker 5: So it's odd to me that she wouldn't, you know,
- 36:01Speaker 5: prep herself, like check the place out, what's the vibe,
- 36:04Speaker 5: what's the menu? Maybe I'm a weirdo because I check
- 36:07Speaker 5: menus immediately.
- 36:08Speaker 4: When someone says.
- 36:11Speaker 5: I have anxiety, I have what do they call it
- 36:13Speaker 5: ordering anxiety or menu anxiety when I get to the
- 36:15Speaker 5: place and I don't know what I want and then
- 36:17Speaker 5: I can't. I gotta order last because I need all
- 36:19Speaker 5: you guys to order first in case you're ordering something
- 36:21Speaker 5: better that I didn't notice.
- 36:23Speaker 1: God, the headache that gives me, can stop it.
- 36:27Speaker 4: This is my world that I live in.
- 36:28Speaker 1: I know years of literally she scotched that menu working
- 36:32Speaker 1: with her.
- 36:32Speaker 3: And if I said, right now, hey, you know what,
- 36:34Speaker 3: after the show, why don't we go check out this
- 36:35Speaker 3: new place?
- 36:36Speaker 1: What place?
- 36:37Speaker 3: I'll say it once, not even for sure we're going, yeah,
- 36:39Speaker 3: oh they have oh need they have a pecan chicken salad.
- 36:43Speaker 3: She's already on the damn menu.
- 36:46Speaker 4: No for sure, because when we get there, I panic,
- 36:49Speaker 4: and I'm not ready.
- 36:50Speaker 1: We don't even know if we're going No, none at all.
- 36:52Speaker 1: I can't. I don't even know we're going.
- 36:53Speaker 4: Well, I didn't know how in I'm gonna be.
- 36:55Speaker 3: Then one time I saw her. One time I saw
- 36:57Speaker 3: her taking pictures with her phone of the menu on
- 36:59Speaker 3: her computer, so on the way to the restaurant she
- 37:02Speaker 3: can look it over, so she has.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Some cliff notes.
- 37:06Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why I always order last, because maybe I
- 37:09Speaker 5: didn't notice something, and then you order it.
- 37:11Speaker 4: It sounds good, and I'm like, oh I should have
- 37:12Speaker 4: done that.
- 37:13Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, you know, but it I like food,
- 37:16Speaker 3: I know, but on a date, would it turn you
- 37:18Speaker 3: off if somebody at a fancy restaurant ordered chicken tenders?
- 37:21Speaker 1: Yeah it might.
- 37:22Speaker 5: Yeah, if this is like a really nice mealue and yeah,
- 37:25Speaker 5: and like you think about like the chefs and like
- 37:27Speaker 5: the crew that puts in the work to come up
- 37:29Speaker 5: with these menus at these places.
- 37:31Speaker 3: Oh my god, but pooh, why would this turn you off?
- 37:33Speaker 3: First of all, you would be in heaven that she's
- 37:36Speaker 3: not gonna spend a bunch of money.
- 37:37Speaker 7: I know, I know, you know, I'm kind of cheat,
- 37:40Speaker 7: But yeah, but if I saved up my col.
- 37:43Speaker 3: We haven't paid for a meal since the nineties, the
- 37:47Speaker 3: nineteen hundreds, as my son would say.
- 37:51Speaker 7: But if I saved up my coins to take you
- 37:53Speaker 7: out to a fancy, spancy restaurant and you come out
- 37:56Speaker 7: with some tendies, Oh girl, I'm sorry.
- 37:59Speaker 1: I didn't need to live a little eat eat, I
- 38:03Speaker 1: need you.
- 38:04Speaker 7: Yes, most of my dates they do eat, and they
- 38:09Speaker 7: ain't gonna order no chicken tends. I'm tell you that
- 38:11Speaker 7: right now, all right, they ain't getting no call back
- 38:13Speaker 7: from me.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Listen, you might well.
- 38:17Speaker 3: And this is ironic because the last time Pot went
- 38:19Speaker 3: to a fancy dinner, I remember that he called me
- 38:21Speaker 3: because his card wasn't going Yeah, exactly. Yeah, his date
- 38:25Speaker 3: ordered three bottles of wine. Yeah.
- 38:27Speaker 1: I didn't know she had to get that drunk to
- 38:29Speaker 1: be on a date with me.
- 38:31Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying. I was, you know what.
- 38:33Speaker 7: Billy ain't even no help either.
- 38:35Speaker 1: I called him.
- 38:36Speaker 7: I'm like, hey, man, I don't know if I can
- 38:38Speaker 7: pay this bill. He's like, why'd you take her to
- 38:41Speaker 7: the way. I'm like, right, why you question me?
- 38:44Speaker 1: You know, I'm out on a date. I didn't know
- 38:46Speaker 1: she was going to drink two bottles of wine.
- 38:48Speaker 4: Said he thought that would happen.
- 38:49Speaker 3: I said, well, here's what you do. If what you
- 38:51Speaker 3: do is walk back to the kitchen and start washing down.
- 38:56Speaker 3: That was my advice.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Is a date? Yeah, yeah, because I don't know if
- 39:00Speaker 1: my car is gonna throw I said, I'd venmo you money.
- 39:03Speaker 3: And finally it went through, and I questioned me, I'm like,
- 39:06Speaker 3: you know what, if you but telling you anything you
- 39:09Speaker 3: calling me about, it's going on the air.
- 39:11Speaker 6: For sure.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Sorry, but that's true. See, this wouldn't turn me off
- 39:14Speaker 1: at all.
- 39:15Speaker 3: I'd be I'm a I'm a big believer in like,
- 39:17Speaker 3: if people like something, they like it. If you don't
- 39:20Speaker 3: like something, don't eat it. I don't care where we're
- 39:22Speaker 3: at if you I don't care if're at Monarch, yeah whatever.
- 39:26Speaker 1: If you don't want the fancy pasta, then don't eat it.
- 39:28Speaker 3: If you like people get mad when people put steak
- 39:31Speaker 3: sauce or a one on their steak. If that's the
- 39:33Speaker 3: way you like it, I might not do that. But
- 39:36Speaker 3: if that's the way you like it, you lunatic eat it.
- 39:38Speaker 3: You know you're gonna question I know, Bill, he questioned it.
- 39:42Speaker 7: You got when I asked for steak sauce one time,
- 39:45Speaker 7: because I was paying for the steak, and that's you.
- 39:49Speaker 7: You'd be paying for the steak. I'm telling you.
- 39:51Speaker 1: I know.
- 39:51Speaker 3: If a girl said on some ten ds, you'd be like,
- 39:54Speaker 3: that's a baby, gets you some tend, But inside you'd.
- 39:58Speaker 5: Also think, why did I play this fancy dinner date?
- 40:03Speaker 3: I know, but this is early on. Then you know, listen,
- 40:06Speaker 3: this is not her vibe. You're getting to know each other.
- 40:07Speaker 3: You're like, oh, all right, guess what. I don't have
- 40:09Speaker 3: to try to impress her with a fancy restaurant. That's
- 40:11Speaker 3: not her vibe. So whatever, then that next fair enough.
- 40:15Speaker 3: Now I've learned something. It's a lesson learned. I'm not
- 40:18Speaker 3: going to let it kill the vibe and not never
- 40:19Speaker 3: go on a date with her again. Because she ordered
- 40:21Speaker 3: chicken tenders. Yeah, because she ordered Dino Nuggies. Yeah, oh
- 40:27Speaker 3: that sounds so good. Okay, Candae Lopez. Doesn't matter what
- 40:30Speaker 3: we think. This is your food court.
- 40:33Speaker 4: It is my food court.
- 40:34Speaker 5: And I think she's guilty of being a kid's mill Kathy.
- 40:38Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like that she's not also trying
- 40:41Speaker 4: to impress you. But at some point, like you know,
- 40:43Speaker 4: you put in the work to find.
- 40:44Speaker 5: This nice fancy restaurant and bookt like go along with
- 40:47Speaker 5: the vibe.
- 40:48Speaker 4: This is the theme tonight. We get't fancy.
- 40:49Speaker 5: We're going out and having something we've never had before
- 40:51Speaker 5: and be adventurous.
- 40:53Speaker 3: So you're saying, even if she does like the chicken tenders,
- 40:56Speaker 3: just go with the flow.
- 40:57Speaker 4: Go with the flow.
- 40:57Speaker 1: You know that he worked hard to pick up this
- 40:59Speaker 1: resta thank you, yes, okay, and.
- 41:02Speaker 5: Then laugh about it later and be like, next time,
- 41:04Speaker 5: let's go to Chick fil a.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Okay, you know. Yeah, she is guilty of bna.
- 41:08Speaker 4: The Kid's mail Kathy, all right, she can tended.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Tanikamina is Tess's.
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- 41:26Speaker 3: Your shot at one thousand dollars fat stacks of cash.
- 41:29Speaker 3: Get paid on a Friday, first the month, it's payday. Yeah,
- 41:32Speaker 3: you got rent and doing bills, all that good stuff
- 41:34Speaker 3: canice what's going on.
- 41:35Speaker 4: We'll get ready for more rain today. Guys.
- 41:37Speaker 5: We've got on and off showers this morning, more widespread
- 41:39Speaker 5: rain later in the day.
- 41:41Speaker 4: Cooler, also wet, and just kind of dreary today. The
- 41:44Speaker 4: weekend looks.
- 41:45Speaker 5: Amazing though sunny. We'll have temperatures in the seventies. It
- 41:48Speaker 5: is fifty seven right now, and cam't Mystic is withdrawing
- 41:52Speaker 5: its application to reopen this summer as investigations into the
- 41:56Speaker 5: tragedy there move forward. So they've been holding some pretty
- 42:00Speaker 5: intense hearings this week about their plan to start up again.
- 42:04Speaker 5: Families of the victims called them out for alleged negligence
- 42:07Speaker 5: and lack of preparedness.
- 42:09Speaker 4: But I feel like this was the right move.
- 42:11Speaker 5: You know, families are still grieving and investigations are still ongoing.
- 42:15Speaker 4: There's no reason it should operate this summer.
- 42:18Speaker 5: That family that owns the camp say they were planning
- 42:21Speaker 5: to use only parts of the camp that weren't impacted,
- 42:23Speaker 5: and that they did expect over eight hundred campers to
- 42:27Speaker 5: come back this summer, which I can't believe there's that
- 42:29Speaker 5: many families already looking to go back.
- 42:31Speaker 1: That does kind of surprise me.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not saying never go back, yeah, but
- 42:35Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd want to send my child
- 42:37Speaker 3: this year right after that tragedy happens. There's still an
- 42:41Speaker 3: investigation going on. It's a lot so I think they
- 42:43Speaker 3: made the right choice. I'm not saying close it forever,
- 42:45Speaker 3: right right, yeah, because I know it's been a part
- 42:49Speaker 3: of a lot of people's lives yep, over the years.
- 42:51Speaker 1: But wow, it's very soon.
- 42:53Speaker 4: Yeah, too soon for me for sure. Guys.
- 42:55Speaker 5: The longest Department of Homeland Security shutdown in history is
- 42:59Speaker 5: now over.
- 43:00Speaker 4: It's been seventy six days.
- 43:01Speaker 5: This new bill will fund TSA, FEMA, Coastguard, and Secret Service.
- 43:06Speaker 4: It does not.
- 43:07Speaker 5: Leave funding for Immigration Enforcement and Border Protection. Those are
- 43:11Speaker 5: still at a standstill. But good news for you know,
- 43:14Speaker 5: those TSA workers. And also an update in Britney Spears case.
- 43:18Speaker 5: She was officially charged with a DUI yesterday. So if
- 43:22Speaker 5: you remember she was arrested back on March fourth near
- 43:25Speaker 5: her home, she was driving erradically.
- 43:27Speaker 4: Then she checked into a rehab.
- 43:29Speaker 5: Clinic on April twelfth, reportedly after being convinced to do
- 43:32Speaker 5: that by her sons. But there's a report this morning
- 43:35Speaker 5: saying she left rehab less than three weeks into a
- 43:38Speaker 5: twenty eight day program. A source is also saying she's
- 43:41Speaker 5: doing really well, that she's healthy and happy and feeling
- 43:44Speaker 5: positive about a fresh start. She does have a coordinate
- 43:48Speaker 5: on Monday, but she's not required to go because.
- 43:50Speaker 4: This is just a misdemeanor.
- 43:52Speaker 5: But I'm hearing that she may actually get some leniency
- 43:55Speaker 5: or they basically reduce the DUI to reckless driving with
- 43:59Speaker 5: alcohol involved. And they're saying that's because her blood alcohol
- 44:03Speaker 5: level was so low and that she did voluntarily check
- 44:07Speaker 5: herself into rehab. She hasn't you know, spoken out about
- 44:11Speaker 5: this at all, but her last Instagram post was April eleventh,
- 44:15Speaker 5: and that was, of course, you know, the day before
- 44:16Speaker 5: she checked in. So we'll see what happens on Monday.
- 44:20Speaker 3: They're saying she's leaving because she's doing so well. Yeah,
- 44:23Speaker 3: does that typically happen in rehab?
- 44:25Speaker 1: I don't know. Usually you finished the program and then
- 44:27Speaker 1: you get out.
- 44:27Speaker 4: But yeah, I feel.
- 44:28Speaker 5: Like it takes more time than three weeks, especially considering
- 44:32Speaker 5: you know, what she's been through. It's not like this
- 44:33Speaker 5: is her first instance of you know, substances or you know,
- 44:37Speaker 5: DUIs and things like that.
- 44:39Speaker 4: But they're saying, you.
- 44:39Speaker 5: Know, this could means she gets twelve months probation. She
- 44:42Speaker 5: would have to go to a DUI class, pay a fine,
- 44:44Speaker 5: and then do regular drug tests.
- 44:46Speaker 1: And she got another DUI before. I can't remember.
- 44:48Speaker 5: I know she was she was pulled over for some
- 44:51Speaker 5: type of erratic driving before.
- 44:53Speaker 4: I need to look it up and see if it
- 44:54Speaker 4: was a do you way?
- 44:55Speaker 3: I hope she's doing better, Yeah, for sure. I think
- 44:58Speaker 3: we all know there was something going on. Yeah, so,
- 45:01Speaker 3: and we love a good comeback story.
- 45:02Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if.
- 45:03Speaker 5: She could, you know, clean up and get back to
- 45:05Speaker 5: doing what she loves, which is performing obviously dancing, singing,
- 45:08Speaker 5: I would love that for her.
- 45:09Speaker 1: That'd be so incredible. The comeback tour.
- 45:13Speaker 4: She is, she like, did Coachella or something next year,
- 45:16Speaker 4: you know.
- 45:16Speaker 1: What, that's probably gonna happen. That would be absolutely gigantic
- 45:20Speaker 1: good for her. I hope so I do too.
- 45:22Speaker 5: I'm Canna Slowpez. Those are your Texas top stories on.
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- 45:33Speaker 3: it's Bailly the Kid, Canda Slowpez producer.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Pooh, it's Friday. What's up?
- 45:38Speaker 3: I'm excited because our boss and just brought us breakfast
- 45:40Speaker 3: to I mean, got canas?
- 45:42Speaker 1: Are you oking?
- 45:43Speaker 4: Hurry?
- 45:44Speaker 1: Good lord? I look over she looked like a hamster.
- 45:48Speaker 4: Well I only had like thirty seconds up to that song.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't normally eat that much.
- 45:53Speaker 4: No, I'm starving.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Okay, good, Well you want us to you want me
- 45:57Speaker 1: to play another song?
- 45:58Speaker 3: Yeah? All right?
- 46:00Speaker 1: Hot take of the day.
- 46:01Speaker 3: I got to talk about something that happened to me
- 46:03Speaker 3: that I don't know how to take it. If I
- 46:05Speaker 3: should be offended or if this is something that's just
- 46:09Speaker 3: new and normal and a new thing that I'm not
- 46:11Speaker 3: used to in twenty twenty six, and maybe I'm old school.
- 46:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 46:14Speaker 3: So normally, if you have friends getting married, I mean,
- 46:18Speaker 3: you either to me, because I mean, this is the
- 46:20Speaker 3: way I have always been either invited or not invited
- 46:24Speaker 3: to the wedding.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Yeah. What else is there?
- 46:26Speaker 1: Well?
- 46:27Speaker 3: Get ready? Because I got an invite to stream a wedding. Yeah,
- 46:35Speaker 3: I got invited to stream a wedding, which I didn't
- 46:39Speaker 3: know how to take it.
- 46:40Speaker 1: At first. I thought it was an invite. At first,
- 46:43Speaker 1: I thought it was an invite to go to the wedding.
- 46:45Speaker 3: Yeah, And then here's the option to stream and if
- 46:47Speaker 3: you can't make it right, then I look closer and
- 46:50Speaker 3: I realized that this is just a straight up invite
- 46:54Speaker 3: for the stream, like zoom, yeah, just here's where we're
- 46:59Speaker 3: getting married, here's details. And I thought, oh, well, they're
- 47:01Speaker 3: loping maybe okay, and nobody's going oh right, right, Nope,
- 47:05Speaker 3: there's other people going, oh, in person, in person. So
- 47:10Speaker 3: there's people going to the wedding. I'm not invited, but
- 47:14Speaker 3: I'm invited for the stream. And then they sent me
- 47:16Speaker 3: the link or whatever it is to the registry. Wow,
- 47:19Speaker 3: is okay? Oh wait, so they want to give too, yeah,
- 47:22Speaker 3: oh yeah, oh.
- 47:23Speaker 5: Yeah, but they don't want to pay for you to
- 47:25Speaker 5: come to the reception.
- 47:26Speaker 3: And you know what the worst part is, they're probably
- 47:27Speaker 3: listening right now too. But I'm just to the point where,
- 47:29Speaker 3: oh well, I'm talking about it.
- 47:31Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love them.
- 47:32Speaker 3: They're good people, but who knows them. Woho didn't even
- 47:37Speaker 3: get an invite to the stream?
- 47:38Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know.
- 47:40Speaker 3: You can't even stream. I'm not even sharing the link
- 47:43Speaker 3: with you. Yeah, So my question is tacky or not?
- 47:47Speaker 3: Tacky or not? And you can help me out at
- 47:49Speaker 3: eight three three seven eight seven one oh two nine
- 47:52Speaker 3: because am I offended? No, I know weddings are expensive
- 47:56Speaker 3: if you're having a small wedding. Now, I do know
- 47:59Speaker 3: that it's not just friends and family. Like I know
- 48:02Speaker 3: it's not just family.
- 48:03Speaker 5: Yeah, but you always talk about how you don't like weddings.
- 48:06Speaker 5: You like to go to weddings, so maybe they think
- 48:07Speaker 5: they're doing you a favor.
- 48:08Speaker 3: No, don't get me wrong. I don't want to go,
- 48:11Speaker 3: but I definitely don't want to stream it. You know
- 48:14Speaker 3: what's horse than going to a wedding streaming? Who's out
- 48:19Speaker 3: of your streaming a wedding?
- 48:20Speaker 4: All right?
- 48:20Speaker 5: But you could watch the game at the same time,
- 48:22Speaker 5: or you know, do something else.
- 48:24Speaker 3: If I'm minimizing the window to watch the game, I'm
- 48:26Speaker 3: just going to close the wedding. I'm closing the wedding
- 48:30Speaker 3: window and I'm watching the game.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, I know how it ends, any
- 48:34Speaker 1: I know how it is? Divorce?
- 48:36Speaker 4: I have the modern option of.
- 48:39Speaker 1: That's how it ends. Can I you know what?
- 48:41Speaker 2: Here?
- 48:42Speaker 3: Can I stream your divorce? I'll stream the divorce. That's
- 48:46Speaker 3: something i'd watch in the court, you arguing back and forth.
- 48:49Speaker 1: Now I watch that would go to that?
- 48:52Speaker 4: Is that a show?
- 48:53Speaker 1: Yeah? I'll go to that in person. I'd love to
- 48:55Speaker 1: see that. If there's a registry, I sign up for
- 48:58Speaker 1: that too. Yeah, send your divorce gift.
- 49:00Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my gosh.
- 49:02Speaker 3: No, they're not getting divorced. They're great, they've been together
- 49:04Speaker 3: for a long time. But should I be offended Cannis, No,
- 49:07Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 49:08Speaker 4: I think they're doing you a solid. They know you
- 49:10Speaker 4: don't like to go.
- 49:11Speaker 5: Now, the link to the gift or whatever that is,
- 49:13Speaker 5: that's just going to come with anything anytime, Like some
- 49:16Speaker 5: people are posting those on Facebook these days, just for anybody,
- 49:19Speaker 5: for anybody for what.
- 49:20Speaker 4: I don't think they're trying to.
- 49:21Speaker 5: Guilt you into like contributing to the honeymoon fund or
- 49:24Speaker 5: you know, pulling up the registry.
- 49:25Speaker 3: No, you know, I'm not a cheap guy. But at
- 49:27Speaker 3: the same time, if I don't go to your wedding,
- 49:29Speaker 3: am I getting you a gift?
- 49:30Speaker 1: No?
- 49:31Speaker 4: It depends on how close you are.
- 49:32Speaker 1: I'm not that quick.
- 49:35Speaker 7: What is this one of them PBS shows? I don't know,
- 49:39Speaker 7: or you just donate. I'm not donating, nut.
- 49:41Speaker 1: What's a PBS show?
- 49:42Speaker 4: You know those public You want to pay them like
- 49:44Speaker 4: ten dollars a month.
- 49:47Speaker 1: But I've never heard of that, So I know I've
- 49:50Speaker 1: never heard of that.
- 49:51Speaker 4: All right, I'm not trying to be rud offended.
- 49:53Speaker 3: I'm not not necessarily offended. Yeah, but I thought to myself,
- 49:57Speaker 3: I went to click the link and send them a gift,
- 49:58Speaker 3: and I'm like.
- 49:59Speaker 4: Wait a minute, why am I doing this?
- 50:00Speaker 1: Why am I doing this? That's the breakdown.
- 50:04Speaker 7: Why why is it that you couldn't go to the
- 50:06Speaker 7: I don't know, I didn't make the cut, right, Yeah.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 50:09Speaker 5: Is it like an expensive venue or is it like
- 50:11Speaker 5: in a way like destination wedding or something.
- 50:14Speaker 3: No, fort Worth. Oh, it's it's in Fort Work.
- 50:18Speaker 4: Oh that's kind of weird, That's what I'm saying.
- 50:20Speaker 1: It's not Hawaii. Yeah, it's not you know can Coon. Yeah.
- 50:25Speaker 5: I mean maybe they had some and they were like,
- 50:27Speaker 5: we can't add a plus one, like it was either
- 50:29Speaker 5: you or plus one, and they just said we'll just
- 50:31Speaker 5: stream it.
- 50:32Speaker 3: Wait.
- 50:32Speaker 1: Wait, I can't bring somebody. And I've been I've been
- 50:34Speaker 1: to weddings where you're sitting.
- 50:35Speaker 4: I know maybe they're trying to avoid that.
- 50:38Speaker 1: I'm just saying, all right, well.
- 50:40Speaker 3: I'm making this through eight three three seven, eight seven
- 50:42Speaker 3: one h two nine.
- 50:43Speaker 1: If you've ever heard of this.
- 50:43Speaker 4: You're going to send a gift though I know I'm not.
- 50:45Speaker 1: I don't think I am. I don't think I am.
- 50:47Speaker 1: I really genuinely don't think.
- 50:48Speaker 4: I can't.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Now when I think about it, it's in Fort Worth.
- 50:52Speaker 3: I can't come, I can't go. You're not gonna invite me,
- 50:56Speaker 3: but yet you're gonna send me a link to zoom it, right.
- 50:59Speaker 7: Get a firestick and VP and yeah, now I'm gonna
- 51:03Speaker 7: you can you imagine that's something Candice would do though,
- 51:05Speaker 7: what you would stream a wedding?
- 51:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all day?
- 51:08Speaker 5: Yeah, of course I actually did stream one once in California.
- 51:13Speaker 4: Yeah, it was during the pandemic.
- 51:14Speaker 1: Don't tell me you cried.
- 51:16Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I didn't cry.
- 51:17Speaker 1: You didn't cry. No, Okay, I can just imagine. Oh, look,
- 51:20Speaker 1: she looks beautiful, zoom in.
- 51:22Speaker 5: I mean they were just like a friend's ish, like
- 51:24Speaker 5: not like close close friends, but they sent out the link.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Yeah you know what, Now, the more offended I get,
- 51:30Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna hire a hacker to come in
- 51:33Speaker 3: there and just zoom bomb their wedding.
- 51:37Speaker 4: This is dirty Little Secrets.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Mixed one O two point nine.
- 51:44Speaker 3: Good Morning, Billy the Kid, Candy slow Pants producer Pooh,
- 51:46Speaker 3: Happy Friday, kind of a block Friday, but it's okay,
- 51:49Speaker 3: let's get this out of the way today, some rain whatever,
- 51:51Speaker 3: because tomorrow and Sunday seventies and sunny, and we deserve that,
- 51:55Speaker 3: whether after this crazy week for el the storms and whatnot.
- 51:58Speaker 3: All right, if you've got a secret eight three seven,
- 52:00Speaker 3: eight seven one or two nine shared or on Instagram,
- 52:03Speaker 3: you can always hit me up and can sit it
- 52:04Speaker 3: up that way at Billy on the Radio. At Billy
- 52:07Speaker 3: on the Radio and you have one, what confess.
- 52:09Speaker 9: I've been dating my boyfriend since October. I love him
- 52:12Speaker 9: like to deaths.
- 52:14Speaker 2: I love him very much.
- 52:15Speaker 9: He treats me really well. He's a gentleman, super old
- 52:18Speaker 9: school opens doors like really chivalrous, which I love good.
- 52:23Speaker 9: And I've never really dated someone like this before, so
- 52:26Speaker 9: it's really great.
- 52:27Speaker 1: But I knew I was waiting for the botto. I'm like,
- 52:29Speaker 1: this guy so great, I'm so in love. But there's
- 52:32Speaker 1: something coming. What is loving?
- 52:34Speaker 9: Big big big butt h The secret is that I
- 52:39Speaker 9: don't really tell my friends and family because he's kind
- 52:41Speaker 9: of controlling. There it is, and I mean I think
- 52:43Speaker 9: it comes from a good place and he means well,
- 52:45Speaker 9: and like I said, he's old school, but it's it's
- 52:47Speaker 9: feeling like it's starting to get a little worse.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Well, what do you when you say controlling? What do
- 52:52Speaker 1: you mean?
- 52:52Speaker 3: And we've had calls like this before when you know,
- 52:55Speaker 3: I love him and I think he means well, but
- 52:58Speaker 3: like what is he doing well?
- 53:00Speaker 9: It started with like little things like he just doesn't
- 53:03Speaker 9: really love when I go out with my girlfriends doing
- 53:05Speaker 9: girls night, mostly because they're all single and whatnot, and
- 53:09Speaker 9: like I'll still go out with them once in a while,
- 53:10Speaker 9: but not as much as I normally would. And then
- 53:14Speaker 9: it was like little comments about my clothes and when
- 53:17Speaker 9: I go to the gym, he's always always asking me,
- 53:19Speaker 9: like when you work out, our guys hitting on you?
- 53:22Speaker 9: Or are they checking out your butt?
- 53:23Speaker 7: Stuff like that?
- 53:24Speaker 9: Oh boy, yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's kind of normal.
- 53:28Speaker 1: I don't know if that's normal or not. Is that normal?
- 53:31Speaker 9: No, Well, I've had that was pretty much a handful
- 53:34Speaker 9: of my boyfriends. But I mean, I mean, I don't
- 53:36Speaker 9: want to say I'm hot.
- 53:37Speaker 2: But.
- 53:40Speaker 6: Okay, I was saying I'm hot.
- 53:42Speaker 9: Okay, but now that like the weather's getting warmer, we
- 53:45Speaker 9: went to go to We went to go to the
- 53:47Speaker 9: pool the other day and he asked me not to
- 53:50Speaker 9: wear a bikini.
- 53:51Speaker 1: What he asked you not? He said, don't wear a bikini.
- 53:56Speaker 9: No, he didn't say not to wear one. He asked
- 53:58Speaker 9: me to please not wear one. A little bit different,
- 54:02Speaker 9: but it became a really big ordeal, and he said
- 54:04Speaker 9: all the guys are going to be staring. He thought
- 54:06Speaker 9: it was disrespectful to him if I wore a bikini.
- 54:09Speaker 9: So I didn't, which is, yeah, that's like.
- 54:12Speaker 3: We're not talking about We're not talking about like a
- 54:15Speaker 3: bikini as in like a thong. We're talking about like
- 54:17Speaker 3: just a normal bikini.
- 54:18Speaker 4: The two piece.
- 54:19Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, two piece. So I wound up going out
- 54:22Speaker 9: and buying a one piece because I don't own any,
- 54:24Speaker 9: and I just wore the one piece or whatever.
- 54:27Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 54:27Speaker 3: See, I kind of wish you wouldn't have done that,
- 54:29Speaker 3: because that, I know, that just sets a weird precedent. See,
- 54:33Speaker 3: I don't know, I feel like controlling guys in these situations.
- 54:37Speaker 3: They test the waters with the little things and making comments,
- 54:40Speaker 3: and it starts with a girls' night and then it's
- 54:42Speaker 3: like don't wear this or no, I'm asking you now,
- 54:46Speaker 3: And I feel like you're justifying him when you're saying, well,
- 54:48Speaker 3: he didn't tell me, he asked me, but it was
- 54:51Speaker 3: going to be a problem.
- 54:53Speaker 9: Yeah, And that's why I'm calling because I really genuinely
- 54:56Speaker 9: don't know how to feel about it. Like I want
- 54:58Speaker 9: to believe he has my best intent things at heart,
- 55:00Speaker 9: but I'm just not sure what's going on. And I
- 55:03Speaker 9: don't want to tell my friends because I don't want
- 55:05Speaker 9: them to hate him. And that's why I called, you know,
- 55:07Speaker 9: I mean, like you start telling your friends all the
- 55:08Speaker 9: bad stuff and then they just assume that it's all
- 55:11Speaker 9: bad stuff.
- 55:11Speaker 3: Candice, As a woman, how would you feel? I mean,
- 55:13Speaker 3: if you ever had a guy tell you or ask
- 55:15Speaker 3: you not to wear this or that or.
- 55:17Speaker 5: No, I never have, but I feel like in this case,
- 55:21Speaker 5: like you.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Got to switch it around.
- 55:24Speaker 5: You can't continue going like this, letting him control you.
- 55:27Speaker 5: Like you know, inside your gut, I can tell in
- 55:28Speaker 5: your voice that did not feel right.
- 55:30Speaker 4: No, you don't even know one piece.
- 55:32Speaker 1: It's a bikini.
- 55:33Speaker 3: It's not like you're wearing It's not like I'm oh,
- 55:35Speaker 3: I'm wearing this sea through bikini.
- 55:37Speaker 1: I'm wearing a seat. It's a bikini, right, Yeah, you see.
- 55:40Speaker 5: People those guys are like, yeah, show it off, show everybody.
- 55:43Speaker 1: What I got. Some guys are like that. See. I
- 55:47Speaker 1: think that's kind of creepy too.
- 55:48Speaker 4: Unless you are wearing, like you said, a thong. That's different.
- 55:51Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not wearing a I'll wear a thong.
- 55:55Speaker 4: Could you wear a one piece? Please?
- 55:56Speaker 1: I would wait? No, Yeah, I should be wearing a
- 55:59Speaker 1: one piece.
- 56:00Speaker 9: I think you should wear the fling shot.
- 56:02Speaker 3: Like brat, I do actually wear a thong backwards?
- 56:09Speaker 4: That's Do you feel uncomfortable in a bikini? He shouldn't.
- 56:13Speaker 3: No, But in all seriousness, there is something weird about that.
- 56:17Speaker 3: I wonder if it's coming from a place of I mean,
- 56:20Speaker 3: it's obvious a place of insecurity with him, I guess.
- 56:23Speaker 1: Or does he have a point. Maybe I'm a crazy one.
- 56:25Speaker 5: I mean, I wouldn't like other women staring at my husband,
- 56:28Speaker 5: But I don't have a problem. They're not coming up
- 56:30Speaker 5: to like see him, or talk to him, or touch
- 56:32Speaker 5: him or do anything.
- 56:33Speaker 1: But would you tell your husband to keep his shirt
- 56:35Speaker 1: on at the pool?
- 56:35Speaker 11: No?
- 56:36Speaker 1: You've only been dating for since when October?
- 56:39Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 56:39Speaker 3: Oh, this is only gonna get worse if you let
- 56:42Speaker 3: it slide, It's gonna get worse, I.
- 56:43Speaker 9: Think so, Yeah, you're probably right.
- 56:46Speaker 4: Plus you don't have those taillines by the end of
- 56:48Speaker 4: the summer. Oh my god, when you're ready to wear
- 56:50Speaker 4: your bikini.
- 56:52Speaker 3: Right, let us know what happens because I'm curious and
- 56:56Speaker 3: if we get an update and next time you do
- 56:58Speaker 3: a pool day, I want to know if well this
- 57:00Speaker 3: sounds creepy, I was gonna say, I want to know
- 57:01Speaker 3: if you were a bikini, but you.
- 57:02Speaker 9: Know what I mean.
- 57:02Speaker 4: Trust your gun, trust your gun.
- 57:04Speaker 9: Thank you, guys, I appreciate your uh your advice.
- 57:07Speaker 6: Top Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.
- 57:10Speaker 3: Morning only on the New Mix one nine always has
- 57:14Speaker 3: me cracking them before we do Texas top Stories. Yeah,
- 57:16Speaker 3: we were talking about how on hot Take I got invited.
- 57:19Speaker 1: To a wedding to stream a wedding.
- 57:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 57:22Speaker 3: I wasn't invited to the actual wedding, just to stream it,
- 57:25Speaker 3: but they expect me to get a gift that They
- 57:26Speaker 3: sent me a link shout out to Nick cracked me up,
- 57:29Speaker 3: sent me a DM and said, here's what you do.
- 57:31Speaker 3: Just get them a gift and say they can stream it.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Wow, that's brilliant. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm doing it
- 57:41Speaker 1: all right, Cannon slow Pez, what is going on?
- 57:43Speaker 5: Well, rough night for the Dallas Stars. They were eliminated
- 57:45Speaker 5: from the playoffs after a five to two loss in
- 57:48Speaker 5: Game six last night. Really hard to see the season
- 57:51Speaker 5: end like that. But like you said, they made the
- 57:53Speaker 5: playoffs again, so I mean it's not a bad season.
- 57:56Speaker 4: Just not the best.
- 57:58Speaker 3: This is a pattern for them, so I don't know.
- 58:01Speaker 3: They just looked like something was off. I can't tell
- 58:04Speaker 3: you know, it just they looked a little.
- 58:05Speaker 5: Flat, like they just didn't that spark in them, right, Yeah,
- 58:09Speaker 5: I mean there was always next season. Yeah, next season, guys.
- 58:12Speaker 5: Let's get some good news this morning. A Dallas Independent
- 58:15Speaker 5: School District crossing guard just got a huge surprise after
- 58:18Speaker 5: parents from the community of Lakewood Elementary surprised him with
- 58:22Speaker 5: a new car. So when they found out mister Ernest
- 58:26Speaker 5: was taking ubers to work every day, they started raising
- 58:29Speaker 5: money until they had enough to buy this car. Well,
- 58:31Speaker 5: they lined the streets outside of the school to.
- 58:34Speaker 4: Present this car to him. He was in tears. If
- 58:37Speaker 4: you watch the video, it was just absolutely beautiful.
- 58:39Speaker 5: This car pulls up with a bow on it. The
- 58:42Speaker 5: kids were out there holding signs. One of them said surprise.
- 58:45Speaker 5: This ride is for you. I mean he was overcome
- 58:48Speaker 5: with the marsh so nice.
- 58:50Speaker 1: What did you do there?
- 58:51Speaker 4: Was it was a crossing guard? Yeah, in front of
- 58:52Speaker 4: the school.
- 58:53Speaker 3: There's okay, So there's a crossing guard in Lewisville, right.
- 58:57Speaker 3: And I only know this because I go fishing sometimes.
- 59:00Speaker 3: I'm at this lake park. I'm like Lewisville. I'll go
- 59:02Speaker 3: up there every once.
- 59:03Speaker 6: In a while.
- 59:03Speaker 1: I let my dog go up there.
- 59:04Speaker 3: Yeah, and he waves. He's a little old man, and
- 59:08Speaker 3: I think it's on justin. Is that what that road is?
- 59:10Speaker 3: Justin either way, he's a little old man. He sits
- 59:13Speaker 3: in a chair until the kids come, but he waves
- 59:15Speaker 3: at every single car.
- 59:17Speaker 4: I love that.
- 59:18Speaker 1: Something about that guy makes me so happy.
- 59:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 59:21Speaker 1: I just wave back and I'm like, hey, buddy, how
- 59:23Speaker 1: you doing? Smiling? Happy? So content? You just happy with life.
- 59:28Speaker 4: We appreciate you. Crossing guard. Du rats, mister ernest. Guys.
- 59:33Speaker 5: This news survey asked for Americans to name the top
- 59:36Speaker 5: word to describe twenty twenty six so far.
- 59:39Speaker 4: I mean, my guess was wonky. It's kind of been wonky.
- 59:42Speaker 1: Wonky is a good word.
- 59:44Speaker 4: I mean, don't have any guesses.
- 59:45Speaker 3: I challenge everybody. He used the word wonky in a
- 59:49Speaker 3: sentence today. Yeah, just somehow, some way find out a
- 59:52Speaker 3: way to use walk.
- 59:53Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels good.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Did you say challenging, say confused? I say challenging.
- 59:57Speaker 5: Okay, challenging was actually number two. Number one was stressful.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: Stressful Okay, Yeah, definitely the.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: Six stressful year it has been.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but it's just our world.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: It's turn it around.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: It's May first, Yeah, it's me yeah whatever that means.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a new month, so someone else new about it.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: It's a new time. It's time to turn the corner.
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: There you go.
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: And also it is a Devilwares product today, it's in
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: theaters today. Meryl Stream, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: Tucci return for this sequel twenty years after the original.
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: So this one follows Andy of course, that's Anne Hathaway.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: After she's been laid off.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: She comes back to work at Runway Magazine to help
- 1:00:36Speaker 5: her old boss, Miranda played by Meryl Streep, of course,
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: and they're basically just dealing with the struggles of the
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: decline of print media. I mean, digital is the new way, right, yep.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: So they have, you know, plenty of crises to go
- 1:00:47Speaker 5: through throughout the movie. The soundtrack also has three songs
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: from Lady Gaga. She also makes an appearance in the movie.
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: Hard to Believe.
- 1:00:54Speaker 5: It's been twenty years since you know, the first film.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: But they're saying this could debut over eight million dollars.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: It would likely come out at number one, pushing Michael
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: down to number two.
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: Shout out to Galaxy Theaters too for leaving me this
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: ginormous bag of popcorn for the weekend.
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: It's the biggest bag of popcorn ever. They're so nice.
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: They hooked it up.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: I know in this iconic they have a popcorn purse.
- 1:01:16Speaker 5: It's like the red purse from the movie.
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: And you can put your popcorn in it.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: But thank you guys to Galaxy Theaters. Looking forward to
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: heading over there.
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Thank you Michael. It's all hooked up. Look at that
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: inside the purse. Is gonna get some of that.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: He'll get some he gets your chair.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: One sour patch kid.
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, thank you, Michael.
- 1:01:37Speaker 3: You know what, it's the weekend, so here you're gonna
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: get one nerd?
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: What one nerd?
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: My gosh, Mom, all.
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: My friends get all the nerds and stuff. They get
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: to eat candy all the time. You can eat one
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: sour patch kid, but then you got to eat thirteen
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: Brussels sprouts.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: It's some cheek beas mom.
- 1:01:54Speaker 4: All right, why mom.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: I washed my hands in face? I didn't please? Would
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: you like some popcorn?
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: I love give me. Okay, here's one kernel.
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: He's gonna eat half that bag tonight watched.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm Canda Slowpez. Those are your Texas
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- 1:02:15Speaker 6: Welcome to the dirty Little Secret, your.
- 1:02:17Speaker 3: Chance at one thousand bucks. We got that coming up next.
- 1:02:19Speaker 3: I'm mixed one or two point nine. I bailed the kid,
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: Canda slow Pez producer. Poo, I'm laugh because you can't's
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: just roasted. Pooh no nowhere, Well, he goes, man, I
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: got all these good looking girls, all these hot girls
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: hit me up on my Instagram.
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: She goes, Are they AI?
- 1:02:36Speaker 5: He said about credit reports credit services?
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: Yeah, so they're like you know commercials?
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so like, are these companies do AI girls
- 1:02:46Speaker 5: to catch your attention?
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: Although you use their credit repair service?
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Is that what they do?
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, because they were hitting them up to go out.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: Dang, Lopez is roasted like not a Loz. It's different.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: I was like, this is not Lopez, reminds me of
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: too drink Lopez.
- 1:03:03Speaker 4: Friday.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: The to Margarita Lopez might cuss you out. You never
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: know what's gonna happen.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: It's a good time one smear and off ice and
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: she's sounds good right now. Okay, dirty little secret.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: If you got one eight three three seven eight seven
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: one o two nine and tell us confess anytime you want,
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: and you got a secret?
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: All right. I already know I'm gonna sound like an idiot,
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: but here it goes. So, Okay, I started seeing this girl.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: We've only gone on a few dates, but she's super
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: cool and she's really into art. She likes to go
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: to like museums and galleries and talk about art stuff
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: like meaning and texture and oh that's for some reason. Yeah, no,
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: it's cute. It's like it's awesome. She's passionate about it.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: But I wanted to like relate to her, and I
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: thought it would be like a good idea to say, oh, yeah, well,
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: like yeah, I do art too, which I don't do art.
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: Okay, So there's a difference between telling her, oh I
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: like art too, and or I do art very different
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: you said, I'm an artist.
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: Basically, I kind of.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Wanted to like up the anty a little bit. And
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: that's like, could not be a bigger lie. I've like
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: I've never done a painting or I have no artistic
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: gills whatsoever. Great, but like I saw the look in
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: her eyes. She was like so excited, and she shows
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: me like some of the stuff that she's into and
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: it's like really cool and like she just is legit,
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: like she she knows her stuff. And I'm just thinking
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: to myself, like.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Oh, she shows you the art that she's done.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Right, Like it's really good.
- 1:04:54Speaker 11: Great, Okay, so you don't textures, you don't know color blind.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: I mean, at some point you're gonna have to be like, well,
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: this is she wants to see your art.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: I'm assuming YouTube a quick yes.
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: So we're like supposed to hang out this weekend, and
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: she was like, I want to see some of your work,
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: and so I like I went to Michael's and I
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: bought a bunch of art supplies and I was like,
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: I told her I'm like an abstract artist, so am
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: I Oh, you know, like yeah it is I'm telling
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: you guys. Like I got home and like I had
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: this canvas and like you know, paint and I was
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: trying to like just do some abstract stuff and it
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: looked so bad, like.
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: Beyond bad, like something you bring home.
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: Like from school and to be embarrassed to show your
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: parents that.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Yeah, that bad. So I mean you never said you
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: were a good artist.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: I definitely expressed that I've been doing it for a
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: long time. So I feel like, god, okay, would be
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: a deal breaker if she was like, oh, so I
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: had another plan. I went to home Goods and I
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: bought a painting and like you know, I took a
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: marker and like signed my name on it.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's she does art. She's gonna be
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: able to tell.
- 1:06:20Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my'd be like, I like your breaststrokes.
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: Oh yeah, she'll totally be able to tell.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: I think so, But I mean I don't know. Hopefully
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: she doesn't take it off the wall and see the
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: price tag in b So what she's gonna also say
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: where like is if you're an artist to be doing
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: it for a while, Like I, I do art.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: I have a ton of pieces at home.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: I have a ton of art at home that I
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: is sitting in a room like I have an art room, right.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: So I thought of that, and I'm I'm I plan
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: if she does say that, I'm just gonna say, like, well,
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: I actually, like I've sold most of my pieces and
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: I've given other pieces away to friends, so I feel
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: like I've covered my track for that.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Well, this is gonna go.
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: Well.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: I mean. The other thing is, though I'm worried that
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: she like will like I want to see my process
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: or something and asked me to actually like paint like.
- 1:07:11Speaker 8: With her, like in front of her, with her.
- 1:07:17Speaker 4: And all of the pens and like paint.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Do you even know what you put paint? Answer? What
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: do you call the thing that you put paint on?
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: It's the it's with a pea, it's something with a p.
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: Right, yes, okay, it's with a p What what is
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: the canvas?
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: What does the canvas stand on? What does it usually
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: sit on? The dand the easel el? Okay, you got this?
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: You gotta buy one.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Do I just come clean and tell her that I
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: was like a moron or just try to ride this
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: out and.
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: You're the woman, and tell her how passionate you were
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: about making her believe that because of just how passionate you.
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: Are about her.
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: I would maybe you know, she can teach you, That's
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: what I would say. I'd say, listen, I'm gonna I
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: can't lie before she comes over. I'd be like I
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: got carried away and I was gonna try to make
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: a painting for you, and then I realized how bad
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: it was. Yeah, so I don't do art. Maybe you
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: can teach me and laugh about it. She'll think it's
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: cute whatever.
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: And you've learned to respect art so much more through
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: this process.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: But if you stick with this lie like Pooh says
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: he would stick.
- 1:08:28Speaker 7: With it, Yeah, and just remember do do happy clouds
- 1:08:31Speaker 7: and happy trees, you'd be good.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: You'd be happily single.
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: For sure.
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: Come clean and let us know what happens. Okay, okay, okay,
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: Vincent Van No, thank you mixed one or two point nine.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: Good morning, and Bailly the Kid Candice Loan pans, we're
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: about to get out of here. Have a great weekend.
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: Enjoy this beautiful weather. Not today, but tomorrow it's gonna beautiful.
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: Sunday it's gonna beautiful. So that's okay. Just get a
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: rain out of the way. Pooh, I don't know why
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: you're laughing at me already, but I think you're laughing
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: at my recorder.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: And I don't appreciate that, because appreciate your recording.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: You remember the recorder back and then they used to
- 1:09:10Speaker 3: play as a kid. For whatever reason, I got a
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: little bit tipsy the other night and.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Order two of them.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: Do you ever have a drunk Amazon purchase? I thought, man,
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: I want to play Hot Cross Buns. I thought, I'm
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: buying two of them Amazon?
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Why not?
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: So I got Candice and I one, thank you. I
- 1:09:26Speaker 3: actually ordered two more, but they didn't get here in
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: time for whatever reason. So yeah, you'll get one. You'll
- 1:09:30Speaker 3: get one too, and Zan is getting one our boss Zan.
- 1:09:35Speaker 3: And we're just going to start a band, I think,
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: But I figure I don't know, I have no idea.
- 1:09:42Speaker 4: Yeah, well we'll see give us some inspiration soon.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: Four amigos. No, okay, well we'll figure in the recorders.
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: No, that could work.
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: Definitely not record this. Oh copyright that clocke.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody come see us, But either way,
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: I figure, you know what we're about to get out here?
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: Kennys, you got a big weekend or what are you doing? Yeah?
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: We got baseball tomorrow.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: Maybe I've got a big party for our friend who's
- 1:10:09Speaker 5: retiring from the Navy.
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: Hopefully we make that too. Yeah, just a lot going on.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: Well, good, well, awesome. Enjoy your weekend, pood What do
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: you got going on? Going to make up football games?
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Oh yeah, championship?
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: Nice?
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: And now my son's got seven on seven tomorrow, so
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: he's playing a tournament, so we're gonna be busy. But
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: I figure, you know what, since we bought these recorders,
- 1:10:27Speaker 3: since I bought him drunk, stupid, idiot, dumb purchase, got
- 1:10:30Speaker 3: excited when they came. I like ordering stuff on Amazon
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: a little bit tipsy because then when it comes, it's like,
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: you surprised yourself Christmas.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, well what did I get me? You know?
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: So, I figure, Cannie, why don't we play a little
- 1:10:45Speaker 3: song to take him out?
- 1:10:46Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it for the weekend.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: We've been practicing this. Okay, here we go, grab your recorder.
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: Got it?
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: I'm ready.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Here we go three two one,