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Pitstop Pepe's Pizza & Gloria Chaotic Driving to ESPN! · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Opie Radio.
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  Speaker 2: It was just texting my crush. What you're texting?
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  Speaker 3: You're starting to get you're starting to get worried about me, right,
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  Speaker 3: you're sort of worrying.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, Uh, you've got a little crush.
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  Speaker 1: What you curled your limbs?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe you wanted Jason Born Karate chop your neck.
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  Speaker 1: We're knock those readers right off of your head.
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  Speaker 4: Every time I hear the Lord, Carl grabs his phone real,
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  Speaker 4: real fast because it might be a text from his crush.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we call it now. That's like what we
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  Speaker 2: us single people call it. Crush.
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  Speaker 5: Crush. You might rush, by the way, it's not static.
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  Speaker 4: It's rain on the windshields. Anyway, we're close to uh, Pepe's,
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  Speaker 4: I think because I need a little pizza nooch. I
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  Speaker 4: think the next seven exits is Danbury, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: So one of these exits is the pizza joint.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to right, No, when Gloria hits the e
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  Speaker 6: break and does it freaking spin a room.
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  Speaker 2: How about we give her a call. Let's give her
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  Speaker 2: a call and see where this pizza joint is.
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  Speaker 4: We're stopping for pizza at Pepe's before we make it
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  Speaker 4: to ESPN for Carl's big TV gig.
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  Speaker 2: Right, give give Gloria a call.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, exit seven, even though we know it's exit seven,
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  Speaker 4: Give her a call a call?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know what? I want? A
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  Speaker 2: motorcycle again? You think that's a good idea. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a big motorcycle guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, helped up to someone else about him.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I was on a mini.
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  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 5: I had a terrible big bike ex mini bike.
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  Speaker 2: I'm off terrible.
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  Speaker 4: Because I didn't know how to ride it, and I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want to sound like a nerd, so I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I know how to ride this. So I was like
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  Speaker 4: hitting the gas thing and it was the brakes, and
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  Speaker 4: boy was I going fast.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: I was going fast at the school, the school yard,
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  Speaker 4: and then I had to dump the bike and I
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  Speaker 4: dumped it into a sticker bush.
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  Speaker 2: True story cuts for the kid.
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  Speaker 1: You got her?
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  Speaker 2: Huh bad.
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  Speaker 3: My last bike was a was a Triumph Speed triple beautiful,
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  Speaker 3: beautiful motorcycle, really fast.
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  Speaker 1: I sold it because we're reading, well, everything.
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  Speaker 3: Goes back to this trying all she made you sell
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  Speaker 3: your bike before we got married or some ship.
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  Speaker 1: I just want it because it's she said, it was
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  Speaker 1: time to.
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  Speaker 5: Be an adult.
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  Speaker 2: For real.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking boom godo boo.
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  Speaker 4: You know from my mini bike accident when I was
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  Speaker 4: who cares about the mini Bible was talking about a
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  Speaker 4: nine hundred cc monster and you're talking about your little
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  Speaker 4: parade bike.
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  Speaker 2: It goes back to being triggered though.
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  Speaker 4: So my me and my wife when we were dating,
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  Speaker 4: we went to Nantucket, right and we got out one
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  Speaker 4: of those mopez to check out the beaches.
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  Speaker 2: Did you dumbed it?
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  Speaker 5: I was panicky, Oh come on, op, and what happened?
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  Speaker 4: The readers got foggy, and I realized I still wasn't
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  Speaker 4: over my mini bike accident.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you got the wobblie.
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  Speaker 2: We had a little shape own. No, I got the
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  Speaker 2: job done.
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  Speaker 4: But I was trying not to show the panic in
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  Speaker 4: my in my body as I was, uh driving this
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  Speaker 4: boat pen with my wife on the back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was a lot of time I.
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  Speaker 3: Was on a moped, was in Key West and me
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  Speaker 3: and my buddy turned it into the Key West GP.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we were.
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  Speaker 5: Knees down Dragonese scooters.
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  Speaker 2: Gunning it through places.
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  Speaker 1: Really just a race. Oh my god. That's when I
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  Speaker 1: saw one of the funniest things ever. There's this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He's at the there in the like they had like.
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  Speaker 3: A beautiful little patio on the place because there's really
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  Speaker 3: no beach there.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like Rocky in Key West.
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  Speaker 3: And they had these beautiful embroidered pillows at the hotel.
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  Speaker 5: And this wife is just leaning into this dude.
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  Speaker 3: You pieces shit, And me and my buddy are sitting
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  Speaker 3: there on her scooter so we can see what's going.
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  Speaker 5: On, like a little walkway by the little sand thing
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  Speaker 5: that they had.
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  Speaker 1: He gets up, takes.
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  Speaker 3: His pillow off of his like little couchy thing, puts
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  Speaker 3: it in front of her face and punches it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, old, she was out cold, I mean frozen out cold.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: And I look at my buddy and I'm like, yep, back,
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, enough people saw it.
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  Speaker 1: We don't got to get involved.
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  Speaker 3: Because that dude is literally triggered, punched not her right out.
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  Speaker 2: Why did he need the pillow part? I guess he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mark up the face Jesus. Yeah, bro, that's some
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 1: That's something he definitely hit her before. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's how I was getting at it. Yeah, wow, Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 4: It is raining hard as we head to Pepe's in Danbury, Connecticut.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, Gloria is making another unnecessary lane change.
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  Speaker 2: She's got all blinkers on.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, there she goes up.
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Why is she going to this legh?
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  Speaker 1: Now she drives like tron. She just makes right ankles.
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  Speaker 5: She felt like she.
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  Speaker 4: Wasn't doing anything for a while, and I felt like
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  Speaker 4: she had to make a little decision, just a certain
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  Speaker 4: assert her aggression. Right, She's just trying to show us
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  Speaker 4: that she's still in charge.
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  Speaker 2: There was no reason to go in this lane.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, Gloria. G l O R?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Why do you do that?
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  Speaker 1: The g l O ri? I? What's that about?
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  Speaker 4: It's a famous song, so I don't I don't know
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  Speaker 4: many Gloria's. So every time I think of Gloria, I
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  Speaker 4: have to sing g l O R I A who
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  Speaker 4: did it?
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  Speaker 2: Well? There's a band called them?
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  Speaker 1: Who are they?
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  Speaker 2: You would know that version of song? And then The
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  Speaker 2: Doors did a version of it. Never heard of it?
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  Speaker 2: You never heard of the song Come One Glory? I
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  Speaker 2: know that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that was them? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we need Vic Kenley, Yeah, we need the Victor.
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  Speaker 4: But I believe it is, though I believe I could
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  Speaker 4: safely say that was their only hit.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that sucks.
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  Speaker 4: That was sucking a one hit wonder, right, I get
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  Speaker 4: pissed off by the one hit wonders.
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  Speaker 2: Is that you know how.
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  Speaker 4: Much material I put I've put out there in my
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  Speaker 4: radio career by myself, with Anthony, with you and a
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  Speaker 4: whole bunch of other virgins. And then you get a
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  Speaker 4: band of the Gap one fucking hit and she bladed me.
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  Speaker 5: He was science and and he's.
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  Speaker 2: Famous for the rest of his life for four minutes.
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  Speaker 6: And that bothers you, Yes, always has really, so you
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  Speaker 6: don't look at like when you see people like do well,
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  Speaker 6: you're not like good for you like you beat it,
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  Speaker 6: you beat the.
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  Speaker 2: System, you get angry. Well, one hit Wonders beat the system. Here.
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  Speaker 2: It kind of bothers me for real. It's one of
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  Speaker 2: my pet peeves, the one hit wonder people. And then
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  Speaker 2: they would come.
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  Speaker 4: In to do the radio show and I'm like, relax, dude,
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  Speaker 4: you got four minutes of material.
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  Speaker 2: But it's a strong four minutes. I gets four minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I'll but that those people don't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 5: You can't live onleen. That's a one hitter that's another
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  Speaker 5: one hitter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought they made more songs.
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  Speaker 2: Those people.
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  Speaker 1: They come on Eileen song.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was Dexy's Midnight Runner.
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  Speaker 3: How bout that song Toto Africa and sing it now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, glory where.
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  Speaker 3: Oh she's straight ahead, she's literally okay, holy fuck.
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  Speaker 2: We're making hurt knock Dudie.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there's a lot of rain. I told her, relax
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  Speaker 4: that we're podcasting behind you. That's not etatic, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: That's the rain.
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  Speaker 2: Falling, really really heavy. It's been raining ever since we
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  Speaker 2: left cross creepy cabin. Do you have a ring coat?
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  Speaker 7: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: I got my new one from the best pro shops,
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  Speaker 1: And shit was joke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have specialty g here.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like specialty gear.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have specialty here.
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  Speaker 1: I have like one.
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  Speaker 2: Coat, one hoodie, stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: I probably still have your first communion money.
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't even about that, Like, we just needed
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  Speaker 4: to survive when we were growing up, but we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: Have money for all that extra shit. So to this day,
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  Speaker 2: I guess I just I don't know. I spent too
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  Speaker 2: much money be bounding from my marriage. I'm sorry. Pulled
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  Speaker 2: back now a little pulled.
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  Speaker 1: Back even you were late the other day, Like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: how much do you spend in a day? Like Nantucket
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  Speaker 1: was nuts?
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  Speaker 2: How much? What was your bill on Nantucket?
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  Speaker 1: Seven grand?
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  Speaker 2: For real? We could get Westwood? Want to pay for
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  Speaker 2: some of that?
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  Speaker 1: Seven g's? I think I spent You.
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  Speaker 2: Spent seven g's. Dude, I spend money too, you know.
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  Speaker 5: How much?
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  Speaker 1: And sixty one?
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  Speaker 4: Let me think my bill in Nantucket? We were only
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  Speaker 4: there like a day half. I probably spent a grand
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  Speaker 4: I was I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought that was sort of a lot, considering like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was averaging about two a day.
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  Speaker 2: The flight was paid for, the hotel was paid for.
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  Speaker 1: I was averaging about two a day.
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  Speaker 2: Holy shit, for real? Seven GEPs?
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  Speaker 5: I hope you I start drinking at what no, right?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Then there's lunch. I'm eating two.
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  Speaker 5: Lobsters like I'm fucking Daryl Hannah and Splash.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Why would it be Daryl Like Daryl Hannah in splashed
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  Speaker 4: her when she eats.
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  Speaker 5: The lobsters with Tom Hanks, she's the shell and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah she goes all in. Yeah she had two of those.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she breaks all the TVs.
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  Speaker 2: I love Daryl Hannah.
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  Speaker 3: I didd a girl that looked just like Daryl Hannah,
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  Speaker 3: except she wasn't Daryl Hannah.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, wait my.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, don't fucking quet unfazed. Oh she's texting somebody. Oh
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  Speaker 2: you're in trouble bro Hi, Gloria, it's a green light?
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  Speaker 1: Are you double Thumb's call jesus Us?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Oh she's gonna gun that.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Take the league, Lauria, take it that. Hondai's giving it
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  Speaker 2: all she's got.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, this ring is crazy. It's just fucking rain.
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  Speaker 3: It's like white people if I comment on the ring,
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, a gale.
• 10:19
  Speaker 5: So what's your favorite rain song?
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Give us it cool?
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: What were we talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Darryl Hannah lobster.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're feeling Natasha randed deck.
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  Speaker 2: Really we have Pepe.
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  Speaker 4: We're fucking Pepe's because we have just arrived that Frank
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  Speaker 4: Pepe pizza.
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  Speaker 1: We're just literally parks in the handicaps. But she's got
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  Speaker 1: a handicap.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: By you didn't get what the pup?
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, we just parked the fucking car.
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: I'm back, let's park the car.
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  Speaker 1: So we just signed up a bit I'm keeping it
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  Speaker 1: from getting wet.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I got a rain color. Mary Poppins just got
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: out of her car. Oh, this is reserved for blowing cold.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God. We just pulled it into his spots.
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  Speaker 2: It says reserve parking for blowing glow.
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  Speaker 4: You got to take a picture of that for your Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Low and go. All right, we can't park here. If
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  Speaker 2: this pizza is so famous, why don't they have any spots?
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  Speaker 2: And why did the blow and go people?
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  Speaker 1: I will punch you out.
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  Speaker 5: You should have parked by the apple bah.
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  Speaker 8: Here's another look another soccer mom, car, Now this is
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  Speaker 8: clashing the tights?
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  Speaker 1: Are you even looking at your camera?
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  Speaker 2: Look?
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  Speaker 5: Almost ran over fucking Gloria.
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  Speaker 2: She's a right, she's alright, she's a right looking at
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  Speaker 2: battle of the soccer mom.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, alright, look at spot right there. Look at it's
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  Speaker 1: all by itself.
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  Speaker 2: That my caring fitting there, Everything will fit all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's do this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we've made it to Pepe's in Danbury, Connecticut. For uh,
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  Speaker 4: for some this is a this is one of your
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  Speaker 4: favorite pizza places constantly easily.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, I'd look forward to it. For real. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna neaed a clampilen live here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even eat the regular pizza, really, I don't
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  Speaker 3: even try it, so I should go clamp Oh, we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna get clampie.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna eat. Okay, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: You know I trust you on this ship. I got
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  Speaker 1: you cuz it's a meat.
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  Speaker 5: It's a meat about not after you.
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  Speaker 2: Just said he spent seven grand?
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  Speaker 3: No way, man, come on, let's go alright, talk Tim
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  Speaker 3: Sabi to write me a check?
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Is this your car of mine? Let's okay?
• 12:39
  Speaker 9: Oh be nice? Pull on the band who made Gloria
• 12:42
  Speaker 9: hit them and Jim Morrison covered it with the doors
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  Speaker 9: as you said. But I can't really call the singer
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  Speaker 9: songwriter of that classic, Ben Morrison, a one hit wonder.
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  Speaker 9: But whatever, Now we could eat.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking ring.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't order yet.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. We have made it to Pepe's and we're just
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  Speaker 2: getting a clampie and that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I want. You can get something else, fun ow.
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  Speaker 1: I learned a long time ago not to.
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  Speaker 2: Just to trust your order.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: What makes this place so good? Carl? It's okay for real?
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  Speaker 1: Look at the oven, all right? So it's a coal
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  Speaker 1: fired oven. That's as good as it's as good as
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  Speaker 1: a gainst.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that makes perfect posse.
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  Speaker 10: Hi, Hi can have a large clam pie and a
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  Speaker 10: diet coke.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: What do you want to drink?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Just water the roof?
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you, lady. What do you want to drink?
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  Speaker 5: Should I shut these ladies up behind here?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Hopie what? Because of the rain I didn't have the
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: spectrum talk with you. We're gonna dial it back to
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  Speaker 1: negative ten. This is a nice pizzeria. I'm literally I
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: need to be calm. I don't want to be on
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  Speaker 1: ESPN all worked up because you decided to go rain
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  Speaker 1: Man on fucking pizzeria.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, Hey, none of that I haven't seen.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, though, I understand. But I'm gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know. Last time you got a
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  Speaker 1: little control. This time i'm gonna have to take you down.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Throw punch, not throw punch. I'm gonna break this machine,
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: and then the spectrum's over. Then you can go. I'll
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: just be like I with them. He's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: Look at them.
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  Speaker 2: It's all wet.
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  Speaker 5: It's a little it's a little loud in your a
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  Speaker 5: little echoing.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's a pizzeria. Let me just stand there.
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  Speaker 2: What are you still sit? The fucking.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Fuck is wrong?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Who does that ship? Serious? This is good store grown man?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: What a fan?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Let me just stand up and just shoosh.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody that Lindsay's a saint. She should have her own
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: candle at bodega's. I'm telling her she's a saint. What
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: I'm about to do, no, you're not. I'm gonna go
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: sit somewhere else.
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  Speaker 4: What I'm about to do is in honor of patresa' neal.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Well, you know you can accept that, right, What are
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: you gonna do?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: You see you calm down a little bit because you're
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: shushing out like crazy, and then you giggle and hide
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: your shoulder.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: So everyone knows it's you. Patrice used to do that.
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  Speaker 2: He's the most uncomfortable thing.
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  Speaker 1: He was a giant black guy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they don't know where the shoot who.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Looked like a manager whole fleets. That's say it. Twice
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  Speaker 1: is good? Hey, hey look at me? Hey, twice is good?
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  Speaker 1: All right, the shush.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Worked a little bit, So now explain the.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Pizza for real. I'm like, I can't talk about the
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: I'm all worked up. No, explain the pizza face because
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: he's here on the spectrum.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Wait, sit down there, right, Carl's a little trigger right
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: here because he's in he's in the.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Just think.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: Right, I didn't I tell you I was coming here today.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: That's your mantra, though, dude, Dad in it, dead in it?
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: Are you doing this at Espan?
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: No, exactly, He's gonna this is literally it was gonna
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: be the worst showing ever had.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: This is our last time, Glory, take a picture.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: I'm just gonna walk in and just go dead in it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna go.
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: I'll use that new knife to play, all right, Gloria
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: explaining the pizza. So the pizza, just as the pictures
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: show here, he's a pretty cool nineteen twenty five it
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: started that doesn't its No, Well, when you take a
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: bite of it, you'll be impressed.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: But the clam pizza.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Is you know what they were doing in nineteen twenty five.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: They couldn't figure out ice yet and refrigerators.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: Maybe your people, but a people figured it out.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: You did figure No one figured out the ice thing
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: in nineteen twenty five, selling it whatever, Carl explain ice
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: to Gloria.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: No one figured out the ice.
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: They take it a pizza and pizza lasts longer than nights.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, just say so, just because it's been around since
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: nineteen twenty five.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: It's the fact that it's a very thin crust. You
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: will not see it's not cut in eight or six
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: or twelve. It's just an odd shaped pizza.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, tan formed, Okay.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: It is absolutely crispy and delicious, and the clam pizza
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: is like no other nobody else has.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It's pretz eighty years ago was nothing special. It was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: just like every other pizza because everyone used coal ovens
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: just like they do here.
• 17:23
  Speaker 10: But as there's some things that are special from the beginning,
• 17:27
  Speaker 10: and there's some things that stand the test of time
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: and become special because of omission.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Right, So all the pizzerias like this have disappeared.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: So that's why it's like the last one of this stuff.
• 17:39
  Speaker 10: And they probably make a clampis a white clampi, which
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: is one of the most delicious things de ever tastes.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: But why why are pizzerias like this disappearing?
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: At addition, Huh, the labor is different, right, so what
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: they make, You know, what it costs to make a
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: pizza here is really expensive because those ovens they're not
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: powered by gas.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: They're powered by it like a like a steamship or
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: anything like that.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Right, So the amount of labor, the amount of heat,
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: the amount of decay that these.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Ovens get is very high. It's very it's cost prohibitive.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: You can get a deck oven, like a blotting deck
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: of it. Over the last thirty years, this thing you have.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: To regrout the bricks every six months.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're really blowing this thing apart.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: It's a brick box that you're manually bringing up to
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: six hundred degrees wow.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: And you don't shut it off right so that things
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: that thing's literally you're building a fire inside of your
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: restaurant for eighty years. So the dough is very tricky?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Can I but what why does it make the pizza
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: so much better?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: These are real questions now I'm not being you know,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it makes the pizza better because what happens is the
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: deck it's.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Hot in it's very natural way, right right comb.
• 18:48
  Speaker 10: The deck is the floor of the of the right right,
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: and you get this.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It's almost like the carcinogens.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Of the of the of the wood or coal whatever
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: is burning a flavor. It's like the difference between smoking
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: a piece of meat with propaine or smoking it with.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Would Right, All these small little nuances go into a
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: dough a dose like a blank canvas, so it'll absorb
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: anything in its environment.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: So what you're basically doing is.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: You're taking it and this dough is going in their raw,
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: and then it's taking a snapshot of eighty years of history.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I love how you explain it almost years.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: I mean, when you think about it, have they been
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: doing this?
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: And it's all still family owned, which I think is
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: another anomaly in the industry. You don't grow this many
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: restaurants still under one family.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: You're up to I think restaurants now.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: But don't you think someone in that family down the
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: line wanted to do something else.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: And they couldn't because they're the pizza family.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's how it used to be.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: That's a burden that's being part of that family.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: It's an obligation.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: But the quality, when you take one bite, it's life changing.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: It's very good, all right, I'm looking forward to eating it, man,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You're really good. Once you take a bite, you're gonna read.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Like the tomato pie they do. They only do during
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: the summer because they only use the freshest tomatoes that
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: they have.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: They which is I mean the regular pizza mode I
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: take it.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: You know how we were talking to my wife in
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: She just texted' right.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Lost lost you queers go back to kissing.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's the best. All right, we'll waiting
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: for the pizza.
• 20:38
  Speaker 7: And the other thing is they feature local soda too.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: It's this small box and park which is just a
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: local Connecticut soda company out of East Saven And they're
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: just cool flavors, the orange like a birch beer.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: It's just really really good stuff.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Way, I wouldn't mind. Do they have root beer.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: We're their flavors.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No, I want to try that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Get your little sofa.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It's a special little company.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: It is here.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: Cola white birch spear roopier cream. All of you orange
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: ginger ale.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Drink a glass of No, you get nothing.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I'm getting up. I'm gonna sit down. I'll be up
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: and put you down.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna put you down like a bad dog. What
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: she told me, I get nothing, so I had to
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: stand up.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: She'll give you anything. She's just trying to be funny.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: If she doesn't give you, which you want to, I'll
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: be the first to put her down.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yellow allra just pointing out our tail.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: This is this us?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Wow wow, wow.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. That's the clam pie. Huh. It's
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: a little hot. Let me take a picture. We're going
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: to steam coming off this thing.
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: Regular learn right in the charring from the oven.
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it looks beautiful, all right, Carls taking a picture
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: for his Instagram.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Some more chef on the Instagram.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: That looks so good. That wasn't there? You go?
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: It might be too hot though, it gonna be too hot.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It's literally like the ocean.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievab. That is awesome.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Which one of the I told you the.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Wrong. I was just messing around. Yeah, thank you very much,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: I appreciate the roop here all right.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Wow wow wow wow.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: Christy delicious.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: We're gonnat pizza.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Right, it's enough to show up shutting down, shutting down
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: for a little bit.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Joey, you're breaking my heart. I'll send one to Dallas
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: for you. Buddy. Jolley, you are love this place.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I'd be weeping with my mouth full. All right, we
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: just destroyed a clam pie at Pepe's.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I need a nap. That pizza was ridiculous. Keep it
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: in a car for a kid.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: I'm coming back here on the way home, Yeah, to
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: get another pie, and I'm going to get a tomato
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: pie for the fam.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, we destroyed that pie.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Hope you ate like a savage? Yeah, yeah, down your
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: dream Barbie microphone.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: I love how you posted a picture from Pepe's or
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: the pizza that we're eating, and what somebody had a complain.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: There's always a complaints.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: What would they say it?
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: But then you go on their Instagram and they're literally
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: eating beeferoni in their house.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Like it's just like but they were trying to say
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: that Pepe is across the cross.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Is too burnt.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: And what did you say to that guy?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: I said, this is not yelp. Thanks, it's not yelp.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Stop it now?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: All right, Gloria, that was a perfect pizza.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It was a perfect pizza.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: Yes, all right, Gloria, we're following you to ESPN.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: What happened?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I think let's wait for.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: Thirty one miles away.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: All right, let's go, all right, let's go next stop, ESPN.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Oh that's your choice. I did today the slides in
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: the rain. I'm a little damp in the short.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: All right, back in the car.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: On our way to Eesp. What Jesus soap? That was
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: good ship? Huh, that was amazing. That was worth the detour.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: You ate, well, you want me to hold a podcast room,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Let's give it a shot. No you are?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: You said in there, this is one of the few
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: things you actually crave.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's just so unique in flavor.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: My two favorite clampie is one is Lombards in New
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: York on Mott Street and then this, uh, the peppies.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable, just.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I mean this, and it's funny.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: The peppies crust to me, doesn't hold up well to
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: traditional like tomato. You know, I've had better pizzas, like
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: standard pizzas, but they just get the clampis right.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: They just get it right open.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Well, they know they know how to use their garlic because,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: like I said in there, it's so easy to go overboard.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: You're right, if you overboard on garlic, you could ruin
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: a dish very easily.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: They had just enough garlic on that white clay. The money.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: It was like tasting the ocean. It was incredible, if
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: that makes sense. Where's Gloria. Oh there she is. I
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: don't know why it makes me laugh. She's she's so annoyed,
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: she can't and she don't make up ship.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: She loves me. There's enough real stuff to make fun
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: of me.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Gloria loves me. Gloria. She doesn't like when we beat
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: better like that? But what are you gonna do? So
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: let's go through my instagram right now?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Right, so I posted I.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Write CLAMPI at Peppy simply delicious, hashtag beyond reproach halftag,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: hashtag luizy.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Right, that's an innocuous post. Right, that shouldn't bother anybody. Yeah,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: let's start.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Mikey Mags number seven, Mikey Mags seventy eight.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: You gotta go to the original one in New Haven.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: I don't have a telescope plus Bronder future car.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I fucking I'm going somewhere and I've stopping at the
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: closest one.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: It's like they think it's like a vacuum.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was an original one. Now
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: that place look pretty original with me.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: You gotta check out the fresh tomato pie.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I'm here.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: You think I don't, I mean, if you follow my
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: instagram for a minute chances.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Are you know, I know more than you.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Are you at the og
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: New Haven location?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I posted that I'm in Danbarry, but it's my numbing
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: and this is what makes you snap at social media?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: They're like real chefs, like the guy that makes my knives,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Jeff Federer, the best.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Good because I could answer buddy.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Nice and easy, Nice and easy.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: You know, I miss Peppies, I get it, you know
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: That looks good. The women on my Instagram are great.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Look at this dude, Andrew the punt pinch a putt
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: or whatever his name is.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Peppies burns the crust two much?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: How many o's?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Seventy six o's.
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: We went to the one on Central app and got
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: a CLAMPI it wasn't very good.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Then he responds to himself again, your to himself. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: don't know who he is.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yours looks way better.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Oh he's talking about the one that that I was handed,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: the garbage that we were handed for twenty one dollars.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: That pie was ridiculous. End of stories. All right, this
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: is not yelp. Thanks, yeah, of course, look at the
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: look at the girls.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Damn, that looks good.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Little heart emojis.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Give you a few hearts, give me hard. Sometimes they
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: give me kisses, which I don't even have anything to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: do with the people.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: The hearts are like, thanks for sharing, Thanks for sharing.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Hashtag pizza Nirvana, thank you very much.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Nice and easy.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Have a new name for Vagina lamp Pi. Someone wrote that, Yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: it's but it still works.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Some of the hack stuff still works.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Hack it up.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: To your heart's content.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: To good.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Look, I gotta focus on Gloria, the speed demons and
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: two wheels.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: We just left Pepe's. I'm already five cars behind her.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: She drives like double O five. I didn't even know
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: what that means.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: It's just funny, that's just nonsense.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I was well behaved at Pepe's.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Weird trying to got weird.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I had to. I had had to talking to you. No,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: that was easy. That was easy to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Think of it because the rain and everything, and then
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I go in there and you're.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Fucking rainbow brighton there. No, I was well.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I was getting mad because it was a little loud
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: and we're trying to work on the sound for the podcast,
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: and there was a little echoing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: And but no one knows what well.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I was gonna tell everybody nicely, but you fucking wouldn't
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: let me do that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: You dropped your readers, so then I did the The.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: Jeesus works every time that works on me.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I Stay Quiet.
• 30:04
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