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Notable Nugget Ep. 46 - Words and Baby Wigs!!! · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: Strength to believe. We're breaking free.
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  Speaker 2: We're soaring, flying.
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  Speaker 3: There's a star in heaven that we can't reach.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. We could have a local theater production.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: You should go for Troy. Oh, okay. And then I
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  Speaker 1: could be, like, the black guy. I wouldn't be black,
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  Speaker 1: but I'd be the best friend. Okay. And I was like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to, like, follow your dreams, man.
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  Speaker 3: Like, that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, how the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: The audience is like, I thought this was like a podcast.
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  Speaker 3: All they're doing is these two are doing scene for
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  Speaker 3: scene high school musical.
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  Speaker 1: Should we do that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 1: That could be one of the episodes of the podcast
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  Speaker 1: that you were saying, like just redoing the words to movies,
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  Speaker 1: but with our voices. That'd be great.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just scene for scene.
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  Speaker 1: Like just do high school musical. Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, Nostalgia Nerds? We keep the.
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  Speaker 1: Music the same, so it's just, like, my fucked up voice,
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  Speaker 1: but then it's, like, beautiful, like, Sarah or whatever her
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  Speaker 1: name is. Okay, yes. Welcome, Nostalgia Nerds. That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Chef. That is so funny. I'm Andy.
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  Speaker 1: And welcome to Notable Nostalgia, old nugget. What is going on, Andy?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I saw something recently, and I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was pretty cool, and this is kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: little nugget.
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  Speaker 3: About, like, slang.
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  Speaker 1: Slang okay yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So i saw this thing online it said um they
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  Speaker 2: from 1950 to like 2020 or whatever some words get
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  Speaker 2: put into like the dictionary essentially but like a slang
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  Speaker 2: dictionary like it's like the lexicon so here's a list
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  Speaker 2: of words that basically got invented the year we were
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  Speaker 2: born oh uh channel surfing oh crazy docuseries So I
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  Speaker 2: guess there were no, I guess every documentary before that
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  Speaker 2: was like a movie, which is whatever. E-book, which I
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  Speaker 2: didn't realize they had electronic books that early, but it
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  Speaker 2: makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I mean, 88.
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  Speaker 2: Emo, and I wonder if that has something to do
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  Speaker 2: with The Cure, because there's like emotional music.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Food dessert. That's just two words that
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  Speaker 3: already existed.
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  Speaker 1: I never put it together that emo was emotional. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: And then hyperlink, because the internet kind of started.
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  Speaker 3: So mommy track.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Onboarding, which I feel like that should
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  Speaker 3: have been something way there.
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  Speaker 1: Onboarding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's always been jobs and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, not even that, but like, what if like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, in the 1700s where there's like a ship
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  Speaker 2: and they're like, we're onboarding all the passengers.
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  Speaker 1: So many times, like they, they left with like no passengers.
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  Speaker 1: Cause they like, didn't know about onboarding.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. We got to do something. What is it? I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I told Jim, but he doesn't know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Road Rage.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Which is weird. I thought that would have been way sooner.
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  Speaker 1: Was there Road Rage back in, like, you know, covered
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  Speaker 1: wagon days? Like, oh, John Boy.
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  Speaker 3: I think so. Oh, John Boy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that was.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, John Boy. And then Unibrow. Oh. So I'm assuming
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  Speaker 3: they were Unibrow's prior, but.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Freda Collin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: Cobbler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh that's what i brought to the table for this episode.
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  Speaker 1: That is so good okay so what is a word
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  Speaker 1: okay we need to invent words now like not right
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  Speaker 1: now but like in the future which i guess if
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to this that's the future that we're currently
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  Speaker 1: in because right now is the past fuck um okay
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  Speaker 1: um i came up with inventions like okay so these
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  Speaker 1: were my inventions and like i'm sure someone else invented
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  Speaker 1: them yeah so one of them is called the buy
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  Speaker 1: shovel oh did you talk about that so it's like
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  Speaker 1: two shovels but like connected so it's by shovel because
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  Speaker 1: everything in words is kind of isn't latin root you
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  Speaker 1: know like i learned like oh bicycle because by two
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  Speaker 1: you know what i mean i think everyone should know
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  Speaker 1: that okay and so by shovel it's that two shovels
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  Speaker 1: but one shovel that's one shovel with two shovel heads.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah and i think when we talked about it they're
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  Speaker 2: not next to each other they're on.
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  Speaker 1: Top of each other each other Like, with, like, a
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  Speaker 1: few inches. Or maybe it's adjustable, actually. So you can do, like, different...
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  Speaker 1: You have the two shovel heads. Yeah. I know.
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  Speaker 3: When you told me that invention, I was dying, because
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So some of these I invented, but they were already invented.
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  Speaker 1: And Jeremy hates when I say that kind of shit,
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  Speaker 1: because he's like, you can't invent something that's already been invented.
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  Speaker 1: But if I organically invented it, I still invented it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't, like, get, like, a patent on it or
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  Speaker 1: anything like that. Patent Oswald. So... Like logs that smell
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  Speaker 1: like scented logs. But that totally got invented. But I
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  Speaker 1: organically came up with that on my own.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I don't know if I've ever seen or
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever seen a log that
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  Speaker 3: has a scent.
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  Speaker 1: I was I remember being by a fire and being like, oh, like,
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  Speaker 1: I wish that this smelled like, you know, pumpkin spice latte.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, OK, well, they have candles. Oh, I don't
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  Speaker 3: think they have logs that do that. You might be
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  Speaker 3: on to something, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: So, okay. No one listen to that part. Okay. Forget it.
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  Speaker 1: Another one is wigs for babies.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great one. For sure.
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  Speaker 1: Because I hate seeing babies that are bald. It's unnerving. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And we have the technology to fix that issue. Why
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  Speaker 2: aren't we putting more wigs on more babies?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then you can dress them up in different, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a cute bob today. I'm doing a long
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  Speaker 1: one with braids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then let's get veneers for babies, too.
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  Speaker 1: 100%. 100% veneers. That would be.
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  Speaker 2: Hilarious if there was a little baby with a bob
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  Speaker 2: and some big old chopper.
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  Speaker 1: Some lashes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to apply makeup to a baby
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  Speaker 1: every single day. You know what I mean? So I.
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  Speaker 1: Because throughout the day, like, it's getting smudged and everything.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're throwing up and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So get those. It was popular, like, in the early 2000s, like,
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  Speaker 1: tattooed makeup. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So are you tired
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  Speaker 1: of putting.
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  Speaker 3: Is it called blading with the eyebrows?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just get some blades on them.
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  Speaker 1: Are you getting tired of spending hours a day putting,
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  Speaker 1: reapplying makeup to your baby? Well, no one in this
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  Speaker 1: town just got you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Buy one, buy a shovel, get a free baby tattoo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's fucking badass.
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  Speaker 2: I've been trying to get people to use Bumo. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's not like, it's like, like when something cool happens,
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  Speaker 2: like boom.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. That's something there.
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  Speaker 1: Boom. Oh, boom. Oh, boom. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I just feel like, I feel like people can
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  Speaker 3: really get on that. Like, Oh my gosh, we just
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  Speaker 3: won the lottery.
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  Speaker 1: Boom.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, or it's like a sign of like jovial, like, ah,
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  Speaker 3: you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Um, another invention of mine was, um, like a
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  Speaker 1: little tiny, but like cute trash can on your table
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  Speaker 1: when you're at a restaurant. Because if you go to
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  Speaker 1: like TGI Fridays or whatever, um, They bring you a straw,
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  Speaker 1: and the straw is wrapped in paper. Then you take
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  Speaker 1: it out. Where do you put the paper? It makes
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  Speaker 1: the table look cluttered.
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  Speaker 3: It's always in my pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or if I'm, you put yours in your pocket?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because if it's on the table, it's going to
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  Speaker 2: make me feel awkward because it's like trash on the table.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So then I have to put it somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: Are you tired of stuffing your pockets full of sweet
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  Speaker 1: and low packets and straw wrappers? Well, no nostalgia gods yet. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: We should go and market this. There's like a pho
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  Speaker 1: restaurant that just opened. We could be like, hey, do
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  Speaker 1: you want some trash cans for your tables?
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  Speaker 2: I put trash in my pockets. Why not little trash
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  Speaker 2: bags that go in your pockets? It clips on your pockets.
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  Speaker 2: You put the trash in there and just.
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  Speaker 3: Take it out.
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  Speaker 1: Man, weird.
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  Speaker 3: Don't listen to that part either, listener. That's another good one.
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  Speaker 1: And then we could also make ones with like a
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  Speaker 1: kind of aluminum, like something to keep things warm. So
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  Speaker 1: if you want, like, you know, french fries, you just
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  Speaker 1: put them in there and they stay warm. Yeah, for sure. Not, like,
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  Speaker 1: a soggy. Because if I have french fries in my pocket,
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  Speaker 1: they usually get warm anyways because of my body heat,
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  Speaker 1: but they get kind of soggy. If you use the
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  Speaker 1: Notable Nostalgia pocket guy, pocket cooler, you can keep things
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  Speaker 1: cold or warm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have just done a whole invention episode.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Um. And then words catatopsies, it doesn't mean anything,
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  Speaker 1: but that's just me. Me and my coworker make noises
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  Speaker 1: and we, like, uh. What's it called when you, not tick,
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  Speaker 1: but I forget what the word is. When you say
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  Speaker 1: things to calm yourself. Oh. Like when you scream or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I feel.
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  Speaker 3: A little anxiety right now. Yeah, I feel a lot
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  Speaker 3: calmer now.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay to do. Me and my coworker, like if
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  Speaker 1: we have like a bad situation at work and like
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  Speaker 1: it's wrapping up and they leave, we will like scream.
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  Speaker 1: So that's kind of environment that I like to have. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't really have too much going on either. So,
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  Speaker 1: or I have a lot going on. So I put
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  Speaker 1: some stuff that I'm nostalgic for.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a lot going on. Or I do
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  Speaker 3: have a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Something I'm nostalgic for is, okay, I need to get
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  Speaker 1: better about this. So watching TV or watching movies, number one,
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  Speaker 1: As you become an adult, you watch more docuseries or
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  Speaker 1: you watch thrillers or, like, there's, like, oh, this weird
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  Speaker 1: twist at the end of this movie and you have
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  Speaker 1: anxiety the whole fucking time. I can't deal with that nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: But as you're an adult, that's what you do. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, the kids watched the– there wasn't, like,
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  Speaker 1: a big plot reveal on, like, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, there wasn't something like Cliffhanger. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or like, oh, he rips off his mask and he's,
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  Speaker 1: you know, there wasn't any of that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a lot of anxiety. So sometimes watching movies,
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  Speaker 1: I will do this. Like, Jeremy likes watching thrillers and
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  Speaker 1: they keep your attention. But sometimes I can't deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not going to leave. So I'll look on
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  Speaker 1: my phone and look at the ending. And I still
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the movie, but I think I enjoy it a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more because I can chill more. And enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the cinematography. Enjoy the acting. I need to know if
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  Speaker 1: this motherfucker is going to die or not. Or is
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: he going to say... He is. He's always going to die.
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  Speaker 1: and be poet you know what I mean but um.
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  Speaker 2: No that's very true yeah I uh one thing I
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  Speaker 2: thought you were just going to say not being on
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  Speaker 2: your phone during movies or TV oh yeah yeah I
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  Speaker 2: am great at that now I just don't even bring
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  Speaker 2: my phone with me when I'm starting a new TV
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  Speaker 2: show or movie I just put.
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  Speaker 1: It to the side and I just leave but then
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  Speaker 1: your phone actually does listen to you yeah because that's
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  Speaker 1: another issue I'm having is I'll be watching because the
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: new X-Men 97, which I'm super like how you're into Batman.
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  Speaker 1: I love X-Men and it's such a good show. It is.
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  Speaker 1: But my phone knows that I'm into it. So then
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  Speaker 1: fuck immediately I'm scrolling on something and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: big fucking spoiler. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, yeah. Or
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  Speaker 1: then I find out, too, that like I like I
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: was watching the show. It's pretty goddamn bad. But it
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: was it was funny. It's called The Middle with Patricia
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  Speaker 1: Heaton from that. Everyone loves Raymond, which I fucking can't stand.
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  Speaker 1: And it had the janitor from Scrubs. Just like these nobodies, whatever. Well,
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  Speaker 1: they were Emmy winners. But whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone has an Emmy.
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  Speaker 1: We all have Emmys. And I was like, this is
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  Speaker 1: a fun show. I even watched a couple episodes in
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: a row. And I was like, this is a good show.
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  Speaker 1: Then I fucking find out that she's like hardcore MAGA. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And listen to her. If you're a MAGA person, if
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  Speaker 1: you subscribe, leave us a five-star review. We can move
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  Speaker 1: the other way. But I was just like.
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  Speaker 3: But if you started a TV show, I personally probably.
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  Speaker 1: Won't watch it. And she just invented- wine without alcohol
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  Speaker 1: in it or she came out with a line of
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  Speaker 1: it or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, with weed being so accessible now drinking, the percentage
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  Speaker 2: of people drinking is going way down, which is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I just, I don't see the point of drinking wine
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  Speaker 1: unless you're going to get drunk. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I do like the taste of some wines,
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  Speaker 2: but not an, I'd rather have like a, like a
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  Speaker 2: diet Pepsi or something.
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  Speaker 3: Other than like a glass of wine.
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  Speaker 1: But like when we've gone to like the wineries or
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  Speaker 1: like when I went to Vegas, the reason I vomited
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  Speaker 1: in the Bellagio fountain was, was because of wine. That's
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  Speaker 1: the only alcohol I had drank, and I've never been
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  Speaker 1: drunk drunk. I've got drunk on wine with you before,
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  Speaker 1: but I've never been that drunk, blackout drunk on wine.
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  Speaker 3: Wine's no joke. I mean, wine's fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Because it had all the sugar, too, and that just
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  Speaker 1: fucks up your stomach even more.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah and i have a buddy that always like
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  Speaker 2: sends pictures like oh i feel like a bud today
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  Speaker 2: and he gets like a bud with no beer i'm
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  Speaker 2: like wait why who i don't know i guess see
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  Speaker 2: i feel like people enjoy the taste of beer because
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  Speaker 2: for the most part when you're drinking you're not like
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  Speaker 2: at work you're able to relax and stuff so i
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  Speaker 2: feel like there's some kind but i don't like when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to pizza and beer no thank you i'd
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  Speaker 2: rather have a pizza and diet dr pepper i love that.
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  Speaker 1: Dr pepper I love drinking alcohol. And here, like, the world,
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  Speaker 1: we have no fucking idea why we're here, what we're doing,
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  Speaker 1: what's going to happen. It's a lot to process. Plus,
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: we have to figure out not just those existential crises,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but we also have to be like, oh, we have
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: to pay this bill. We have to blah, blah, blah. Oh, like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a sliver in my leg. All this shit happens.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I just want to drink alcohol. Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could drink every day. That'd be great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But, like, I wish we could make it healthy
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  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But maybe so listener, if you're like an invention person,
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  Speaker 1: that's not by shovel level like we are. But if
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  Speaker 1: you can invent like a also smoky cigarettes, like like
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  Speaker 1: make that healthy.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird that they have non-alcoholic beer, but they
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  Speaker 2: don't have like healthy cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: Make both of those things healthy and we'll be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe let the kind of scientists like go work
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  Speaker 1: for the cigarette companies and the beer companies and like
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  Speaker 1: do the science thing. But like let them have it.
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  Speaker 1: So they're not lobbying Congress for like, you know, whatever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So let's come up with like healthy, healthy junk food
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  Speaker 1: would be, I want to go to Arby's and not,
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  Speaker 1: I never feel bad.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to Burger King and not feel
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  Speaker 1: bad about it. You know what I mean? Arby's and
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  Speaker 1: I will never feel bad about like Arby's.
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  Speaker 2: It's one weird thing. Cause like you're talking about like
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  Speaker 2: worried about paying bills and stuff. So I don't know
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: between like what, about 25,000 years ago, some like a
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  Speaker 2: human was walking and they realized that if they ate seeds, um,
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  Speaker 2: there's more calories and seeds. So give them more energy.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But then they go, oh, these seeds are kind of harsh, right?
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  Speaker 2: So then what they did was they smashed the seeds
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  Speaker 2: and ate them. And that's like creating flour. And then
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  Speaker 2: they're like, well, if we put water on these smashed seeds,
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: we can make this bread thing, right? And then once
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: they kept seeds with them, they realized they dropped some
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: seeds in some places. And then they realized the seeds
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: would grow. And that creates endless food. So I'm getting
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: some of my promise. So now they create.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Agriculture, right?
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: So they're growing all this food that's never ending. So
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: now more people are going to come by.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: So then.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Since they have a source of food that's always going,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: they don't have to travel so they can start building houses.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Now, all these people are coming. So they're building more
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: and more houses.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: What are we going to do? There's going to be
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: that we have a lot of crops we need to
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: work on. We have all these people.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: We got to figure out when the best time to
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: grow them is and who's working on what crop that
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: creates like writing and shit.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, now other people are trying to steal our food.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: So now we've got to build up walls and create
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: like a way to fight them off. So now it's
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: like just because someone ate a seed.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: It progressed.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: It kept going down the line until now we have
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: anxiety about paying bills. It's not fucking crazy, man. Shit
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: like that just blows my mind. You know, so it
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: wasn't for seeds. There would be like no writing. There'd
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: be no society. It's just nuts.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: So no, it's seeds.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah no you just again you did it again hit
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: it out of the ballpark you educated us on the
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: important things now i'm a little bit panicky but um
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: like what are some things that like so somebody saw
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: that and was like oh shit that motherfucker just like
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: created society so then they were like is him steve
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: or whatever he goes over here he's like okay if
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: i just like.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Put two things kind of together, like water and seeds,
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I can create a little flower. So then he's over here,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: he's like, I'm going to take a toaster and a bathtub,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: and just like, that's how he invented it. You know
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: So many times Steve fucked up like that.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: You know, it really blows my mind, and I don't
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: know how we haven't figured this out yet, and someone
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: smarter than me can probably tell me why, but so
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: fire was a thing before we invented it. Water is
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: a thing before we invented it. So I feel like
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: at some point, someone's going to be able to figure
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: out like, I mean, they already know the molecules in water,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: but I feel like someone's gonna be like, I don't know,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: if I grab this and this and rub it together,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: and then could you imagine if water just started coming out?
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: That'd be fucking nuts.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Air. Yeah, I know, yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I feel like if somebody could create fire, then we
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: should be able to create water and air.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: So there's other, and earth.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and earth. Yeah, we'll just have multiple earths.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Do we have to merge fire and water? What happens
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: if you merge fire? Has anyone ever tried that? Oh, okay, okay.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: But steam has a lot of they used to have
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: steam engines should we.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Talk more about the what's it called the uh what's
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: that chart called with all of the elements.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Penal the elemental chart or no what is that i.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Don't know hey siri what's that chart called with all
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: of the elements on it you know i'm talking about.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Ah, periodic table.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you can change Wikipedia, so I don't trust it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Because I used to go in there and be like,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Adele eats babies. They don't care.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I do trust Wikipedia for the most part, though.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Because I always cite their sources on good pages, and
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: you can click and see where they got the info from.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: So I feel like some people use Wikipedia as like, oh,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: you can't get info from that.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, yeah, you can.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know where I get info. Usually I just
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: make it up. Or I think I heard something about
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: it or whatever. And I'm like, I'll just go with it.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: The other thing I was going to talk about briefly
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: is it's just an inconvenience of mine. But, like, we
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: need to get out of the putting stuff under our beds. Yeah. Like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I want to close off. There's no need for under
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: the bed to exist anymore in my life. So I
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: think I need to get a new bed because shoes
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: end up under there a lot of times. Because you
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: take off your shoes. Where are they at? They're on
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: They go.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I cannot get on my hands and knees to like
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: get under my bed anymore. Like it's, it's painful.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it's so true too, because if you're putting something
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: under your bed, it means you don't really use it
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: very often.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but like if.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: You're using under your bed for storage on something you're
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: never going to use, just get rid of it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: You probably don't need it anyways.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: If you like need storage space, like Christmas decorations, we're
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: only getting them out once a year. That might be
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: a good idea.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: So, so are we keeping underneath the bed now?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: If you have limited storage space in your home and
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: you need a place to store like a tote or
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: like a flat tote that's like wide.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: What if the tote's filled with shoes?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: They would be like your winter shoes, which I don't know.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Like if you, you know what I mean?
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: But no, but I think under the bed for like
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: people that have like an abundance of storage space, shouldn't
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: be using it. Like you guys have a lot of
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: storage space.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So you guys don't need to be using under your bed.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Like it's up to you if you do or not,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: but like, and listeners all up to you. Like, I
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: don't care.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: One time I was playing, it's like my favorite game
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: to play with people.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Um, ah, fuck.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Uh, it's called catchphrase. And, uh, so basically what it
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: is is like, we'll do like, I, I try to explain,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: explain something to you without saying the word and you
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: have to i'll be like uh it keeps food cold
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it's normally in your kitchen it's like six feet tall
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: yeah uh what is and then you try to guess
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: what i'm talking about refrigerator exactly right so i was
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: playing with one of my friends and they're going like
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: you wear this while you're uh during winter time when
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: it's cold and i kept going um the ski scarf
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: ski scarf and then.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: At the end you look so bad I was like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: ski scarf.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Is this a ski scarf?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: And he goes, what in the fuck is a ski scarf?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, a scarf you wear during skiing.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: He goes.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: you mean a fucking scarf?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: You said winter boots.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: There's got to be a different, what was it?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: It was like winter jacket. Oh, okay.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I can see that.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: And I thought it was ski scarf.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: But ski scarf, if there's not, there's probably is types of,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: because I'm not going to wear like a big like
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: wool scarf. Yeah, that's true. So there may be a
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: ski scarf.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I think a big wool scarf. During the snow might
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: be beneficial.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: But not if you're skiing.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: That's true. Get caught into something.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Lose your head.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, so what's something that... The motherfucker's head.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Came off his ski scarf ran into the tree.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: So really this game is just me describing it to
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you and you guess what it is?
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: But it's like a lot of different types of categories.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: So I could be like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: So what's a category?
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: They have entertainment.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'll do like.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Red hair. Ginger Spice.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Country singer.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Reba McEntire.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: So it's like that. Exactly. Okay. So it's not that hard.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: It's really fun though.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: But there are some stuff that like, if you don't know,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: you're like, like you might not know what, like, I
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: don't know, a ski scarf is.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I'll do one. Okay. So I'll give you a category
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: and then you choose from that category and I'll guess
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So what's an item? Like, uh, I'll do, uh, entertainment.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Or an object. So just any object.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it's a lot of fun because what will happen
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: is so you'll all have to explain something. I don't
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: know what it is. Because you click a button and
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: then a word pops up and then I can't tell
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: you the word, but I'm trying to explain to you
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: what it is.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: And that's where some of the fun is.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: But that's not that hard, though.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Well, it could be if you didn't know, like if
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: it's like a movie you've never seen.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: But then you would just never guess it. Exactly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Because then, yeah. It's a really fun game. One second.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Let me try to find some.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Are we keeping this part in?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm trying to find... No, I kind of know
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: what all these are.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: But you're looking at lists of objects that are... Like,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: what are some of them?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Okay... So, okay. Let's say you're in like a foreign
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: territory and bad people take you. Uh, what are you?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Uh, hostage. Okay.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: That's it. Yeah. But I'm just, I'm not doing a
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: good job of like, you.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Know, but it's a really good job. Are we on
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the same team?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: And then we hit a button and give it to
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: the next team. And then maybe.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: We would just be really good at it. So people
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: are just like stupid.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I am really good at this.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: So the ski scarf is a good.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Example, but so it's a food. Okay. So I'm, so
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: you have to guess what it is. Okay. Okay.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Grapes.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It's round.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Apple ish.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Roundish pair. It's, uh, okay.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: It's cheese on it. Girl.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Cheese sandwich.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Circular girl.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: She sounds circular pizza pizza.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Nice. That was kind of harder than I thought.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Okay. What is it? Uh, it hammers things. Oh, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: can't say the word.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, um, It's a, it toasts. Nope.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: But we're not getting examples. There's some examples like, uh, okay,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: so here's one. No, we need to, uh, people. Why
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: are we trying?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: We're trying to play a game that we don't know.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Okay. People. Okay. Um, okay. Was in Kill Bill.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Um, yeah, I can't think of the name.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: She has a big nose. She's in Pulp Fiction. She blonde.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: She was in Batman and Robin. She played Poison Ivy.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: She was married to Ethan Hawke.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: All I can think of right now is Tyra Banks.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: It's not Tyra Banks. I know.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: And she's not even in that movie. Uh, she was in, uh,
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: and then the stars going T T and starts going quicker. Uh,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Uma Thurman.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Boom.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Um, now you do one. Just any objects or anything. Okay. Um,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: so let me like object.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: All right. Uh, So, okay, so when you are in
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: the sky.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Lightning.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: No, this helps you be in the sky.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Planes.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, close, but if this.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Jet planes.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, but if it didn't.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Hot air balloon. Blimp, blimp.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, so this helps the plane fly.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how they fly. Jets?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, jet engine.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Jet engine? Yeah. No, because I don't understand how something,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: just like I don't understand buoyancy, I don't understand how
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: something that weighs thousands of pounds can be in the sky.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that, and it makes me creeped out.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: I think it's the wing. So the wind is going,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: let's say this is the wing. The wind goes over,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: and it goes down, and this down pressure kind of
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: brings up the plane.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Science.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so, listener, there's a lot going on right now.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Listener, we got off on a tangent. Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: So, play that game. What's it called? Catchphrase?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: It's a really fun game.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: It should be called Word.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: We should have some drinks, and then we'll just record
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: it with a few other people.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Or just go to, like, a place. Mmm. What kind of... Library. Library.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: And just go up to.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: People and be like, it's like Jell-O. Yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: It's like Jell-O.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And they're like, blue? Pudding? Oh, pudding. Damn, look at this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: We're killing it. Yeah, we're killing it. Okay. Okay. A
• 25:29
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• 25:32
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• 25:37
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• 25:40
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• 25:41
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• 25:44
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  Speaker 1: And I was going to tell you really quick. Tyler
• 26:12
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• 26:14
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• 26:17
  Speaker 1: you work there? And he was like, I worked at
• 26:21
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• 26:22
  Speaker 3: And I don't, like when I was a kid. I
• 26:23
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• 26:24
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• 26:25
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• 26:26
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