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Hour 1 - Miscues in Motown · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka.
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Speaker 2: It's our number Why our number one? And we're ready
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Speaker 2: for some fun here it's the Ben Maler Show. You
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Speaker 2: already knew that here up all night, every single night,
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Speaker 2: on this seventeenth day of November, on this Monday. And
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Speaker 2: we look back at the big Sunday night game last night.
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Speaker 2: How do you measure Jared Goff's play or lack thereof
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Speaker 2: for the Lions? He completed less than forty percent of
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Speaker 2: his passes. Also, why does Dan Campbell continue to be
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Speaker 2: a daredevil on fourth down? Detroit turned the ball over
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Speaker 2: on downs five times in that game last night. And
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Speaker 2: what's the most puzzling thing about the Eagles offense under
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Speaker 2: Jalen Hurts as they had another subpar performance even though
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Speaker 2: Philly got the win.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about.
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Speaker 2: All that and more right now, settling to our number one. Well,
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Speaker 2: it turns out not all, not all, of the music
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Speaker 2: that came out of Motown was a hit and the football.
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Speaker 1: Team not so much.
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Speaker 2: Big Game AFS and not AFC, NFC, NFC slober knocker.
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Speaker 2: On a cool night in the Delaware Valley, you had
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Speaker 2: Jared Goff leading the motorcade from Motown, the Detroit Lions
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Speaker 2: taken on the philidelphiing Is with Jalen Hurts and the
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Speaker 2: Birds the birds. Oh thumb wrestling action and how did
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Speaker 2: that go? We had Mike Tarrico, you had Collinsworth. They
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Speaker 2: were calling the game for Petecock NBC, doing their thing.
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Speaker 2: They're an island game, living the island life. And if
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Speaker 2: you didn't see the game, maybe you missed it, well,
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Speaker 2: don't worry. We watched so you would not have to
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Speaker 2: it as our act of kindness, our public service, if
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Speaker 2: you will so. Jalen Hurts did score a touchdown. He
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Speaker 2: didn't throw a touchdown. He scored a touchdown, and otherwise
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Speaker 2: mostly bupkus for the team representing the state of Pennsylvania.
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Speaker 2: They're a feeble offensive effort anemic. But yet the Eagles
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Speaker 2: offense despite not doing their job. You're supposed to do
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Speaker 2: your job. They didn't do their job. However, it was
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Speaker 2: enough for a sixteen to nine win over the Lions,
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Speaker 2: who failed on every fourth down attempt. And they kept
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Speaker 2: going and going and going and going and going and going.
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Speaker 1: But we're going to.
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Speaker 2: Begin with the losing side. Jalen Hurts not good, right,
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Speaker 2: we know that. But the better story is in the
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Speaker 2: losing locker room. As the team from Michigan an absolute stinker.
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Speaker 1: The Eagles offense was bad.
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Speaker 2: The Lions offense somehow was worse, led by the quarterback
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Speaker 2: Jared Goff and trickling down the suck. The gooey ooey
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Speaker 2: suck was going everywhere in that Detroit Lions locker rooms.
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Speaker 2: The offensive so defensively they were not don't even know
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Speaker 2: how good they were. The Eagles were so bad on offense,
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Speaker 2: it's hard hard to tell bad all the way around.
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Speaker 2: But let us discuss good jumping off point on that.
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Speaker 2: So we start with the quarterback Jared Goff. How do
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Speaker 2: you measure Jared Goff's performance for the Lions in this game?
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Speaker 2: So on this one, I've got software, Punk Rock and
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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks and we will combine all of these things
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Speaker 2: together and we're gonna put them into a food processor
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Speaker 2: and just see what we get.
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Speaker 1: We'll just chop everything up, make a puree, is what
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Speaker 1: we're going to do.
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Speaker 2: So a listen, we measure it like the famous review
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Speaker 2: years ago on the Internet of the Popeyes cheddar Baby
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Speaker 2: butterfly shrimp thing.
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Speaker 1: I remember that video.
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Speaker 2: It's gone, it's a few years old, but it's still funny.
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Speaker 2: Your disappointment when you watch Jared Goff play your disappointment
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Speaker 2: is immeasurable watching him try to play quarterback for the Lions,
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Speaker 2: and your day is ruined. Your day is absolutely ruined
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Speaker 2: watching Jared Goff attempt to play football. This was a
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Speaker 2: v G situation, vintage golf, watching Jared Golf on Sunday night,
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Speaker 2: straight out of the vault from his era with the Rams,
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Speaker 2: back in the day, and you could ram it all day,
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Speaker 2: you could ram it all night. But when Jared Golf
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Speaker 2: was there, you could not ram it in cold weather.
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Speaker 2: Couldn't do it, could not do it, couldn't happen. It's
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Speaker 2: so important for the Lions. They played a dome. You
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Speaker 2: I mentioned if they played outdoors, Jared Goff would be
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Speaker 2: out of the NFL. Now they had to play outdoors
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Speaker 2: in Detroit. Holy crap in the dome.
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Speaker 1: He's fine.
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Speaker 2: But then there it was the sequel that nobody asked for,
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Speaker 2: watching Jared Goff futs around in the field. Now, Sean McVay,
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Speaker 2: top coach in the NFL, Sean mcvav ry, Sean McVay
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Speaker 2: was so fed up with Jared Goff. How fed up
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Speaker 2: was he he actually put together a basket of first
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Speaker 2: round draft picks and said, listen, this guy blows so much,
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Speaker 2: we're gonna give you multiple first round picks to get
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Speaker 2: take Jared Goff plays. We don't want to be haunted
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Speaker 2: by the demons of Jared Goff, and the Lions took him. Suckers, suckers,
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Speaker 2: you took Jared Goff. HAA, he stinks.
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Speaker 1: I'm not.
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Speaker 2: This is he's a little bit better than Sam Donald,
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Speaker 2: who also blows. Where are those Seahawks fans by the way,
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Speaker 2: where you're at? Ha he sucks. Anyway, Listen, Jared Goff
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Speaker 2: completed less than forty percent of his passes in this game.
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Speaker 2: He had one touchdown and one interception and twenty six
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Speaker 2: I went back on I count twenty six negative plays
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Speaker 2: for Jared Goff. Twenty six. That's not a quarterback. Okay,
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Speaker 2: that is a weather report gone wrong, which is often
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Speaker 2: the case when you watch Jared Golf play. It's not
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Speaker 2: one bit surprising if you happen to watch Benny versus
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Speaker 2: the Penny on the YouTube. This last episode, we broke
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Speaker 2: down the Lions game, and on that TV A Slash
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Speaker 2: YouTube show, we talked about We talked about this and
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Speaker 2: the issues that Jared Golf has. When it's not some
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Speaker 2: kind of secret I'm not giving inside information here. Anyone
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Speaker 2: working brain knows this. When the thermist that I mean
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Speaker 2: Tad works, when the thermist that drops before what's called
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Speaker 2: California comfortable, anything below sixty degrees California comfortable. Anything below that,
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Speaker 2: you give this guy forty degree weather and win like
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Speaker 2: they had in Philadelphia at the start of the game.
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Speaker 2: He got colders the night when I was like forty
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Speaker 2: five degrees. Suddenly the software crashes. It just crashes. He
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Speaker 2: starts buffering, he needs an update. There's a glitch, the
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Speaker 2: thing's not working. The watching might call. You can't fix it.
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Speaker 2: Watching Jared golf play in cold weather is like watching
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Speaker 2: a preview of a horror movie. You know there's gonna
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Speaker 2: be some kind of jump scare somewhere in there. You're
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Speaker 2: not sure exactly where it's going to be, but it's
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Speaker 2: gonna be in there.
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Speaker 1: It's coming.
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Speaker 2: And with Jared Goff, is it going to be I
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Speaker 2: don't know. Is it gonna be a fumble? Is it
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Speaker 2: gonna be the horrific interception? What is it going to be?
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Speaker 1: Right?
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Speaker 2: The sack, the ill time sack? Which one is gonna be?
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Speaker 2: You know it's coming, It's coming. Attractions with Jared Goff
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Speaker 2: outdoors cold weather, I'm not even that cold. It's gonna
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Speaker 2: get a lot worse, right, And here's the Lions' only hope.
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Speaker 2: And they actually had this last year and he still
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Speaker 2: left it up. But the Lion's only hope is home
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Speaker 2: field advantage and stay relatively healthy and then do some
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Speaker 2: kind of deep meditation something.
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Speaker 1: Along those lines.
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Speaker 2: And if you do all that, you'll still probably end
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Speaker 2: up screwing this thing up.
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Speaker 1: But if you go on the road, forget about it.
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Speaker 2: You know, imagine if the Lions have to play on
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Speaker 2: the road in the playoffs in Philly or Detroit or
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Speaker 2: Green Bay or somewhere like that.
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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's not gonna end.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's not anywhere outside where the breeze goes above
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Speaker 2: eight miles an hour. It's not going to be a
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Speaker 2: pleasant situation for the team that wears the Honolulu Blue.
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Speaker 1: There you can say it would be ov r over.
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Speaker 2: He just fizzles and shrivels Jared Goff, and it just
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Speaker 2: you know it's gonna happen. Well, here's Jared Goff, in
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Speaker 2: his own words, the man that's stunk it up for
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Speaker 2: the Detroit Lions in golf. Here let's jump the cut
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Speaker 2: two here, pointing out that he did not get the
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Speaker 2: job done.
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Speaker 1: Take a list six and four.
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Speaker 3: Right in the middle of the season, got three home
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Speaker 3: games coming up, got a lot to look forward to,
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Speaker 3: got a lot of us things in front of us.
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Speaker 3: We got a good veteran unit. We respond the right way,
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Speaker 3: We will respond the right way. And yeah, it sucks
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Speaker 3: as things. You want to come out here and play
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Speaker 3: well and beat a really good team and to have
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Speaker 3: you know, a kind of hallmark win of the middle
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Speaker 3: of the season, but didn't get it done and got
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Speaker 3: to move on final way to win next week. We
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Speaker 3: had to do our job and try to score. Wow,
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Speaker 3: we didn't.
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Speaker 1: He still goes, well, it's worse.
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Speaker 3: You know, our defense plays well and feel like you
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Speaker 3: let them down, and you know, I know, I certainly do.
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Speaker 1: And it sucks.
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Speaker 2: I think that might take the right I don't know.
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Speaker 2: That seemed like the record center for most cliche. That
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Speaker 2: was pretty good.
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Speaker 4: Here.
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Speaker 1: That's how long was that sound?
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Speaker 5: Boy?
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Speaker 2: What are we looking at here? Thirty seconds? Thirty seconds?
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Speaker 2: I wasn't counting at the beginning. I want to play
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Speaker 2: the cliche game. Do we have what do we have?
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Speaker 1: The standard?
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Speaker 2: Do we have you give me some Scott pot sednik
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Speaker 2: to get me in the mood. Here, this is the
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Speaker 2: all time king.
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Speaker 1: Of the cliches. Here, this is a guy used to
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Speaker 1: be a baseball player.
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Speaker 2: Well he still guess a former baseball player played for
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Speaker 2: the Dodgers at the end of his.
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Speaker 1: Career as known as a White Sox.
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Speaker 2: He was on the White Sox team that won the
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Speaker 2: World Series twenty years ago, and he played for the
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Speaker 2: He bounced around, play with the Mariners, played the Dodgers anyway,
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Speaker 2: he was doing the Dodger post game thing, and he
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Speaker 2: gave us the gold standard for most cliches.
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Speaker 1: Take a list, it's it right here.
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Speaker 6: Well, they're all important, and we got to win as
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Speaker 6: many as we can. A lot of baseball we played.
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Speaker 6: Anything can happen. Yeah, We're gonna come the yard each
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Speaker 6: and every day, battle each night and look up at
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Speaker 6: the end of see what we say, and we know
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Speaker 6: our work is cut out for us.
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Speaker 1: We got a lot of work to do.
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Speaker 6: Hopefully we can all come together realize what we have
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Speaker 6: here and try to get something done.
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Speaker 1: That's the goal standard. Let's hear.
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Speaker 2: Now we will juxtapose what you just heard, and now
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Speaker 2: we will do the count before we count, though, Let's
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Speaker 2: play a little game. You can play along as well
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Speaker 2: as you listen here and try to stay focused on
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Speaker 2: what you're doing. Let's try thirty second sound bite. Let's
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Speaker 2: try to guess how many cliches Jared Goff worked into
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Speaker 2: a thirty second SoundBite. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go fourteen.
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go fourteen. Anyone else went in on this
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Speaker 2: A lot? That is a lot.
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Speaker 1: I'll go half of you, half to seven. Oh, it's
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Speaker 1: more than seven. It's gotta be more than seven.
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Speaker 2: All right, cool for a thirty second sound bite, and
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Speaker 2: he doubled up on some, but we're gonna count those.
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Speaker 1: So I think he's closer to Loraina. I think there
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Speaker 1: was a lot of talking with him without saying much.
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Speaker 1: So okay, all right, all right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: We're playing the Jared golf cliche game. This is the
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Speaker 2: suck bag quarterback of your Detroit Lions. Let's go to
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Speaker 2: the audio tape. Here we go play again, six and four.
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Speaker 3: Right in the middle of the season, got three home
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Speaker 3: games coming up, got a lot to look forward to,
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Speaker 3: got a lot of football ahead of us. Everything's in
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Speaker 3: front of us. We got a good veteran unit. We
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Speaker 3: responded the right way. We have spawned the right way,
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Speaker 3: and yeah, it sucks, hiss stings. You can come out
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Speaker 3: here and play well, and he did a really good
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Speaker 3: team and be able to have you know, kind of
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Speaker 3: hallmark win of the middle of the season, but didn't
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Speaker 3: get a town. Got to move on final way to
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Speaker 3: win next week. We had to do our job and
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Speaker 3: try to four points and we didn't. It feels horrible.
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Speaker 1: It's thirty worse.
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Speaker 3: You know, our defense plays well and feel like you
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Speaker 3: let them down, and you know, I know I certainly do.
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Speaker 1: And it sucks.
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Speaker 2: I think that's I think I had thirteen. I counted thirteen.
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Speaker 2: He was like he was at seven. I feel like
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Speaker 2: he was at seven in like twelve seconds.
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Speaker 1: Yes, it was. It was a rapid.
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Speaker 2: Fire, playing a guy, play the guys, playing the guy.
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Speaker 3: Okay, six and four right in the middle of the season.
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Speaker 3: Got three home games coming.
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Speaker 1: Up, Clea, We got home games.
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Speaker 2: We got home games coming up, and we got home games.
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Speaker 1: That's not a cliche.
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Speaker 2: You don't win all your home games. It's a cliche.
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Speaker 2: It's laziness, is.
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Speaker 1: What it is. Plandy guy, blady guy.
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Speaker 3: Right in the middle of the season, got three home
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Speaker 3: games coming up, got a lot to look forward to.
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Speaker 1: Not to look forward by fat ass out of us.
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Speaker 3: Everything's in front of us. We got a good veteran unit.
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Speaker 3: We responded veself out here and play well, and he
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Speaker 3: did a really good team.
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Speaker 2: Okay, he's empty. The man's got no soul. There's Jared Goff.
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Speaker 2: I can't wait till his cheesy radio show in Detroit.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure that'll be amazing anyway, all right, now move
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Speaker 2: turn the page. The other issue, the will the beast
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Speaker 2: in the room if you will, for.
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Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions.
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Speaker 2: Here the Lions who entered the game averaging thirty one
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Speaker 2: point four points per game. Of course, that was mostly
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Speaker 2: in domes and against bad opponents. They turned the ball
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Speaker 2: over five times on downs. They didn't punk the ball
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Speaker 2: away they need, they didn't throw interceptions and fumble. They
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Speaker 2: turned it over on downs. Okay, which is not ideal.
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Speaker 2: Was not their record, but it was close to the record.
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Speaker 2: And so that's where we are here is let's hear
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Speaker 2: from Jared Gough. This is a cut one on Jared Goff.
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Speaker 2: Here's Jared Goff on the fourth quarter or the fourth
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Speaker 2: down players.
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Speaker 1: What do you have to say.
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Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything to do with him and I.
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Speaker 3: I think there was just tight coverage, and yeah, we
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Speaker 3: just didn't connect. There's a few I'd like to have
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Speaker 3: back that I that I just missed on. Slight miscommunication
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Speaker 3: on our end on one or two of them, maybe,
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Speaker 3: But it should never be that bad. It really shouldn't.
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Speaker 3: It wasn't good enough.
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Speaker 1: Okay, wasn't.
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Speaker 2: And now here's Dan Campbell, Dan Campbell just in general,
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Speaker 2: forget just the fourth days, but here's Dan Campbell pointing out.
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Speaker 1: That, well, this did not go as planned.
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Speaker 7: We were just a little off. I mean, it really
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Speaker 7: was kind of one of those days. I hate saying that,
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Speaker 7: but it was just a little bit of one of
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Speaker 7: those days. And Golf and Saint Brown don't connect more
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Speaker 7: than that. You know, that's just a rare thing because
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Speaker 7: those guys, those guys have such a good connection. But
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Speaker 7: you know, there again, man, we're all involved in this.
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Speaker 7: We all got hand in it. For me, the coach
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Speaker 7: is all of us. Man, everybody that's part of this offense.
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Speaker 7: You know, we got to be better, especially in a
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Speaker 7: day like today, when you're playing that kind of defense,
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Speaker 7: that kind of team.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, So that Dan Campbell took over as the
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Speaker 2: play caller. Continue that. So the question, let's just focus
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Speaker 2: in on the fourth down. We'll focus in on the
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Speaker 2: on the fourth down. So why does Dan Campbell continue
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Speaker 2: to be a unhinged daredevil on fourth then? So the
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Speaker 2: obvious answer is because this is who he is, this
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Speaker 2: is who he has become. He loves punk rock, He's
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Speaker 2: a big fan of punk rock. Dan Campbell his favorite
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Speaker 2: band all time is Bad Religion. Big fan of Bad Religion.
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Speaker 2: And this is NERD approved. I can't think of a
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Speaker 2: more meat head coach than Dan Campbell, and I like
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Speaker 2: the guy. I don't hate Dan Campbell. He the guy's
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Speaker 2: a meathead. The guy's an absolute meathead. I don't have
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Speaker 2: a problem with it. But some said, okay, go for
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Speaker 2: it on fourth then, and Dan Campbell's like okay. So
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Speaker 2: he grunted like the caveman and said, Okay, I'll just
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Speaker 2: go for it on fourth out every single time. No logic,
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Speaker 2: no rhyme, no reason. I'll just keep going for it
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Speaker 2: on fourth out over and over and over and over,
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Speaker 2: and it gets approved and the geeks like it and
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Speaker 2: the smart people like it.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep doing it. I can't stop.
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Speaker 2: Dan Campbell wakes up every morning every morning and he
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Speaker 2: pounds a coffee the size of a fire extinguisher and
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Speaker 2: then whispers to himself, Live by the sword, Die by
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Speaker 2: the sword. And Sunday night, if you watch the game,
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Speaker 2: that was a bloody crime scene, very violent death for
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Speaker 2: the Detroit Lions, zero for five on fourth down, a
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Speaker 2: lot of stuff spilled everywhere. And as a result, because
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Speaker 2: of this, the Detroit Lions find themselves in the eighth
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Speaker 2: spot in the NFC. You want to take a guess
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Speaker 2: how many teams make the playoffs in the NFC.
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Speaker 1: It ain't eight.
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Speaker 2: Right now, the Detroit Lions are a non playoff team.
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Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those in the back room.
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Speaker 1: The Lions are not a playoff team at this point.
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Speaker 1: They're out. They're out of the playoffs. Seven in their
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Speaker 1: number eight.
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Speaker 2: That's your twenty twenty five Detroit Lions, six and four
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Speaker 2: and watching from the kids table when the playoffs start.
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Speaker 1: If the Lions do not pick things up here, Dan.
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Speaker 2: Campbell, he coaches like every game is a bar fight
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Speaker 2: at a waffle house at two point thirty in the morning,
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Speaker 2: and look when it works and it has worked a
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Speaker 2: lot the last couple years of the Lions.
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Speaker 1: He's the folk hero.
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Speaker 2: He's the macho man, Dan Hambell biting kneecaps and all
17:36
Speaker 2: that stuff and lifting weight, you know, weight up and
17:40
Speaker 2: like he's like a superhero picking a school bus up
17:42
Speaker 2: off somebody fell on top of He's just that's who
17:45
Speaker 2: he is. But when it doesn't, it becomes biblical and
17:49
Speaker 2: not in a good way. Right, the Lord give it,
17:51
Speaker 2: the Lord take it away for the Detroit Lions here
17:53
Speaker 2: and on Sunday night, he took it.
17:54
Speaker 1: Away hard, hard, hard heart.
17:56
Speaker 2: And the best part, I love the shots of Dan
17:58
Speaker 2: Campbell when he seems genuinely shocked that that fourth down
18:01
Speaker 2: play didn't happen, Like it didn't work.
18:03
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it didn't happen. It's amazing.
18:06
Speaker 1: What is up with that?
18:07
Speaker 8: All right?
18:08
Speaker 1: Last word? We go now to the Philadelphia side.
18:12
Speaker 2: Of things, where the Eagles win without any style points.
18:16
Speaker 2: What is here's the question, what is the most puzzling
18:19
Speaker 2: thing about the Eagles offense under Jalen Hurts? A Super
18:25
Speaker 2: Bowl winning quarterback. You can never criticize Jailing Hurts?
18:28
Speaker 1: What to bet? Stay tuned?
18:30
Speaker 2: All right, So what is The most puzzling thing about
18:32
Speaker 2: the Eagles offense with Jalen Hurts. How about everything with
18:35
Speaker 2: the capitally, everything with the capital. It's like Tom Hanks
18:40
Speaker 2: line from Forrest Gump Life and the Eagles offense like
18:44
Speaker 2: a box of chocolate.
18:45
Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get. You just don't.
18:47
Speaker 2: And the Eagles they seem fine to the low information fan.
18:51
Speaker 2: Everything's great, all right, and it's working right now. They're
18:55
Speaker 2: eight and two. They're on top of the NFC because
18:58
Speaker 2: of the tiebreaker, the fuel goal by the Eagles against
19:01
Speaker 2: the Rams. They owned the tiebreaker with the Rams, who
19:04
Speaker 2: beat a bad Seattle Sam Dartle in that game. More
19:08
Speaker 2: than that later, But the Eagles are in the presidential
19:10
Speaker 2: suite right now.
19:11
Speaker 1: They are.
19:11
Speaker 2: They got the room service going, they got the maid service.
19:14
Speaker 2: They've got to turn down something. Got everything you need
19:17
Speaker 2: all right there. All while they're quarterback. Jalen Hurts is
19:21
Speaker 2: delivering the minimum viable effort, do the bare minut. You
19:25
Speaker 2: might as well work at the DMV watching him to
19:28
Speaker 2: play quarterback. My god, what happened? Where's the vertical passing game?
19:32
Speaker 2: Where did it go?
19:33
Speaker 1: Where was it? Ever?
19:35
Speaker 2: I thought that was a superstar quarterback. You told me
19:37
Speaker 2: all Jaalen Hursts need to win the Super Bowl, superstar quarterback.
19:39
Speaker 2: Boom done. Okay, won the Super Bowl. And this is
19:42
Speaker 2: what you get. That's a super Bowl winning quarterback.
19:44
Speaker 5: There.
19:45
Speaker 1: I thought Offensive player of the Year, that kind of guy.
19:47
Speaker 1: Where's that guy? You want checkdowns, He'll give you a checkdown.
19:51
Speaker 2: A lot of checkdown misthrows you sailing over the head
19:56
Speaker 2: or bouncing on the ground, avoiding risk like it's gluten.
19:59
Speaker 2: There's a a lot of that. That seems to be
20:01
Speaker 2: the biggest issue that Jalen Hurts is afraid to throw
20:03
Speaker 2: balls into tight windows because he's gonna get picked off,
20:06
Speaker 2: and so rather he'll check it down. And the result
20:08
Speaker 2: is you score less than fourteen points most games. And
20:12
Speaker 2: so that's your franchise quarterback. And you look at the
20:15
Speaker 2: play mixer, it was squamp Barkley and the background in
20:17
Speaker 2: the background and backfield rather but aj Brown. Look at
20:21
Speaker 2: these guys they have on offense in Philadelphia, and it's
20:23
Speaker 2: like watching someone drive a Nascar in the right lane
20:27
Speaker 2: going forty eight miles an hour. Well, no, the goal
20:29
Speaker 2: is not to go forty eight miles an hour in
20:31
Speaker 2: the right land. And you know you've got to do
20:33
Speaker 2: something more than that. That's not good. And Philly, listen,
20:35
Speaker 2: they keep humming along, right, they keep humming along. Everything's
20:38
Speaker 2: great here. They win ugly, builds character builds great. They
20:41
Speaker 2: win sloppy games, and they win in the mud. Of course,
20:44
Speaker 2: there's no mud on these games, most of these fields,
20:46
Speaker 2: because they're all field turf.
20:48
Speaker 1: But they win ugly. They win ugly.
20:51
Speaker 2: And the Eagles offense really the football version of a
20:55
Speaker 2: student that didn't study the night before an exam and
20:58
Speaker 2: then rolls in there eye hungry, thirsty, and they.
21:05
Speaker 1: Get it done.
21:06
Speaker 2: They get it done and somehow get an a minus.
21:09
Speaker 2: That just seems to work out for them. I don't
21:11
Speaker 2: know how they do it. The defense in this case
21:13
Speaker 2: is bailing out. The last couple of games, the Eagles
21:15
Speaker 2: defense is absolutely build them out against Green Bay and
21:18
Speaker 2: now this week here, this is another island game against.
21:21
Speaker 1: The Detroit Lions.
21:22
Speaker 2: The run game does just enough with Barkley just enough,
21:25
Speaker 2: and Hertz just does the bare minimum not to lose.
21:29
Speaker 2: And that's the recipe right now for the Philadelphia Eagles.
21:32
Speaker 2: It shouldn't work, but it does work. It is working.
21:36
Speaker 2: And that's the paradox with the Eagles because Mark my Worth,
21:40
Speaker 2: you look at that puzzle and said, well, the puzzle's working.
21:42
Speaker 2: I can hear Fats and Philly and Jonathan and Delaware
21:45
Speaker 2: and those guys and Fry Daddy, all all our eagle fans,
21:48
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Speaker 2: we Go Gunner from a walmart In northern Minnesota, and
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Speaker 2: he's quite the character. He says, how about my Panthers,
24:54
Speaker 2: they're looking like a playoff team.
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Speaker 1: They could easily beat your Rams. Yeah, okay, well good
24:59
Speaker 1: luck on that, Connor.
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Speaker 2: I say a prayer every afternoon when I go to bedest,
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Speaker 2: please made the Rams play the Carolina Panthers in the playoffs.
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Speaker 2: the opening mouth monologue, want proof that Dan Campbell is
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Speaker 2: truly a caveman.
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Speaker 1: See if you can get him to.
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Speaker 2: Say Yabba dabado, Tom from Fullerton and Socau writes, and
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Speaker 2: the Steelers in the mouth, they then proceed to fold
25:26
Speaker 2: like paper before the feeble Jaguars.
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Speaker 1: Yes, we'll get to that later on. Get to that
25:33
Speaker 1: later on.
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Speaker 2: Nature Boy says, when Dan Campbell keeps trying to go
25:36
Speaker 2: for it on fourth down, he reminds me of somebody nature.
25:39
Speaker 1: Well, it's somewhat somewhat of.
25:42
Speaker 2: A good analysis there. Absolutely Nostradinas is a delusional still
25:50
Speaker 2: spreading Seahawk propaganda. What else do we need this page?
25:54
Speaker 2: Dan Brock writes, and says again the Philadelphi Eagles are
25:57
Speaker 2: going to win the Super Bowl.
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Speaker 1: They're gonna do it again. They're gonna do it again.
26:01
Speaker 2: Okay, Chris and de Moines, says Ben who's leading the
26:04
Speaker 2: NFC North, the Bears, Dob bears, these specialist writes in
26:10
Speaker 2: and says that these Seahawks were exposed. They are not
26:13
Speaker 2: for real as I've suspected. And Sam Darnald was playing
26:17
Speaker 2: like Gino Smith. That's the real Sam Darnel.
26:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
26:21
Speaker 2: It is great though, because all these Seahawks people, I
26:23
Speaker 2: get it. He played Donald plays for Seattle. So you're
26:25
Speaker 2: gonna defend your guy like they they're they're saying the
26:28
Speaker 2: same stuff the Minnesota Vikings said last year. Everything, that's
26:32
Speaker 2: our guy. We got we love Sam, we support Sam.
26:36
Speaker 2: He's our guy. And he just killed their season in Minnesota.
26:40
Speaker 2: He's gonna do the same thing as Seattle. It's so good,
26:43
Speaker 2: It is so great. These morons they're oh, no, no,
26:47
Speaker 2: I don't anybody that criticizes Sam Darnald. I mean, my god,
26:50
Speaker 2: he's beyond criticism. What are you talking about. I'm like, okay,
26:53
Speaker 2: all right, let's go the phones and we'll say hello,
26:55
Speaker 2: eenie meenie miney Moe. Let's start out with Tommy, who's
26:58
Speaker 2: in Orlando on the Ben Mada Do Show.
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Speaker 1: Hello, Tommy, welcome.
27:04
Speaker 11: Hey, it's Tommy from Atlanta.
27:05
Speaker 2: Actually, oh from Atlanta. All right, Well, Coop thinks Orlando
27:08
Speaker 2: and Atlanta are very similar. What's going on, Tommy?
27:12
Speaker 11: I mean, you got to go through Orlanta to get
27:14
Speaker 11: to Atlanta.
27:14
Speaker 1: I guess, I don't know, depends what directions you're going.
27:17
Speaker 11: I guess, yeah, I guess, I guess.
27:19
Speaker 8: So.
27:20
Speaker 11: Yeah, while I called in a few times back in
27:23
Speaker 11: the day for Sports Jeopardy, and we met at the
27:25
Speaker 11: meet and greet down to South Carolina, so I just
27:28
Speaker 11: thought that, say, hey.
27:29
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, thank you, Tommy. I'm glad to know
27:32
Speaker 2: you're you're there. We had a great time at the
27:33
Speaker 2: meet and greet. Are you you Are you working because
27:36
Speaker 2: you told me you were not allowed to call in
27:38
Speaker 2: because your boss had a camera on you at all times?
27:41
Speaker 11: That is true. Well, I was on the Dreaded day
27:43
Speaker 11: Ship for a while, so I was catching a podcast.
27:45
Speaker 11: But I'm on the I guess you call it the
27:48
Speaker 11: Dreaded p and the Dreaded second shift, so I can
27:50
Speaker 11: catch your show on the way home.
27:52
Speaker 1: Oh, perfect time. Well, there you go. It's outstanding. Well,
27:56
Speaker 1: thank you appreciate that.
27:58
Speaker 11: Yeah, awesome, Then I appreciate I appreciate the shout out
28:02
Speaker 11: when you're talking about my suck back Falcons last week.
28:04
Speaker 11: I didn't think we could get any worse, but uh yeah,
28:08
Speaker 11: and there you go.
28:10
Speaker 2: Very impressive, the very impressure. We left Bryce Young to
28:13
Speaker 2: almost have five hundred yards passing. I didn't think that
28:15
Speaker 2: was possible unless he went back to college. But all
28:17
Speaker 2: you have to do is play the Atlanta's.
28:19
Speaker 11: Funny how we have we make mediocre quarterbacks look like
28:22
Speaker 11: Joe Montana.
28:23
Speaker 12: It's funny, you know.
28:24
Speaker 1: No, that was more than Joe Montana.
28:25
Speaker 2: That was Dan Marino or Peyton Manning or someone along
28:29
Speaker 2: the Drew Brees.
28:30
Speaker 1: That was ridiculous.
28:32
Speaker 4: So yeah, well you.
28:33
Speaker 11: Should pray that your Rams get to play my Falcons
28:35
Speaker 11: every week.
28:35
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, well, no, we're happy because the
28:37
Speaker 2: Rams have the Falcons draft picks.
28:39
Speaker 1: So there there you go. That's yeah, you're welcome for that.
28:43
Speaker 12: By the way, that's a.
28:44
Speaker 2: Top ten pick. But tremendous job by Arthur Blank. I
28:47
Speaker 2: bet you have Raheem Morris really wooed, really wooed Arthur
28:50
Speaker 2: Blank to hire him he chose No. Listen, I'm not
28:52
Speaker 2: saying Belichick would have been any better, but at least
28:54
Speaker 2: it's a better name.
28:55
Speaker 1: You had Belichick who wanted the job.
28:57
Speaker 2: You hired Raheem Morris money thinking like, why would you
29:01
Speaker 2: even bother doing that?
29:03
Speaker 11: I've throwing my hands up, just just like you. I
29:07
Speaker 11: don't understand.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, be safe Tommy, thank you sir.
29:10
Speaker 2: All right, there's a great Tommy from Atlanta there, long
29:12
Speaker 2: time supporter. Met him at the meet and greet we
29:14
Speaker 2: did in Charleston a while back, and that was great.
29:18
Speaker 2: So it's nice that he's still engage.
29:20
Speaker 1: Just want to go to Charleston, Charlie. Should you love Charleston.
29:23
Speaker 1: It's a good little time, a little flapper address.
29:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of history there in Charleston,
29:28
Speaker 2: South Carolin.
29:29
Speaker 1: Go to Danny, a lot of history where he is
29:31
Speaker 1: too in the Boston area. What's going on? America's favorite
29:33
Speaker 1: trash man, the great Danny?
29:34
Speaker 5: To me?
29:34
Speaker 1: Now, what's going on? Danny?
29:36
Speaker 8: Mister?
29:36
Speaker 12: Now, what's going on? A couple of things about this
29:39
Speaker 12: great league? I want to talk to you about. Number one,
29:42
Speaker 12: how of the Chicago Biz seven and three? They must
29:47
Speaker 12: be the worst seven to three team of all time.
29:49
Speaker 12: I can't believe that. But quarterback is suspect. The de
29:52
Speaker 12: sense is terrible. That's gonna bottom out eventually.
29:55
Speaker 1: I would think, Well, they haven't. I don't unless I'm wrong.
29:59
Speaker 2: I don't think they've beaten a playoff team, right, they have?
30:03
Speaker 1: No, they have the seven wins.
30:06
Speaker 2: They beat the Cowboys, Raiders, Commanders, Saints, Bengals, Giants, Vikings.
30:12
Speaker 1: That's not one.
30:14
Speaker 2: One playoff team they played lost they like they played
30:16
Speaker 2: the Lions. They lost by thirty points. Uh yeah, And
30:20
Speaker 2: they lost the Ravens, who will likely be a playoff
30:22
Speaker 2: team by the time this is all done, so they'll
30:24
Speaker 2: be in the playoffs. And they lost by two touchdowns
30:25
Speaker 2: to the Baltimore.
30:26
Speaker 12: So yes, that's they've They've beaten a bunch of garbage
30:30
Speaker 12: out there. No point attendant and uh the uh Sam
30:34
Speaker 12: Vam Donald does it again? You already talked about it.
30:37
Speaker 12: Four picks a big game and he get sits with
30:39
Speaker 12: his all time. You know I had money on him.
30:42
Speaker 12: I took him on the money line. I took the
30:44
Speaker 12: three points, so I pushed on that, thank god, which
30:48
Speaker 12: I put a lot of money on him. So I
30:50
Speaker 12: broke even and I have to say the Kansas City
30:54
Speaker 12: Chiefs are no longer a great team.
30:57
Speaker 8: Man.
30:57
Speaker 12: I don't know if you agree with that. Mahomes, I
31:00
Speaker 12: don't know what's calling him. He's uh, he's throwing picks
31:03
Speaker 12: at the wrong time of the games, he's taking sacks.
31:05
Speaker 12: And all I keep hearing about is the receivers a
31:08
Speaker 12: great uh RASI Rice is not a number one.
31:11
Speaker 2: Well they didn't know he dropped, but I want to
31:13
Speaker 2: talk about that because he dropped a pass in the
31:15
Speaker 2: first half and then they stopped throwing him the ball
31:17
Speaker 2: in the second half, which is fine if you have
31:19
Speaker 2: other great playmakers.
31:21
Speaker 1: The Chiefs don't. We'll get to that later.
31:23
Speaker 2: But if you had the Seahawks mining or plus three,
31:26
Speaker 2: you won the bet because they lost by two.
31:28
Speaker 1: So unless you bet the money line, then you then
31:30
Speaker 1: you lost.
31:31
Speaker 12: Yeah. Well I took the money line. Then I took
31:34
Speaker 12: the plus three.
31:35
Speaker 1: You doubled You doubled up on that game. Really, I
31:39
Speaker 1: took the ah.
31:40
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, and it came you know, as you know,
31:45
Speaker 12: I thought minus had a real shot at the end there,
31:48
Speaker 12: you know, but.
31:49
Speaker 1: It's a sixty sixty something yard field goal. Come on, yeah,
31:53
Speaker 1: I know it in doors, right, and it's a fake.
31:56
Speaker 1: It's a fake indoor thing.
31:58
Speaker 2: There's a roof on it, but the sides are open,
32:01
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like a fake indoor thing.
32:03
Speaker 12: But it's over there the nice weather. And now one
32:06
Speaker 12: more thing. Somebody tell Dan and man Campbell and it's
32:10
Speaker 12: okay to chicks three points. It's okay, No.
32:14
Speaker 1: No, you can't.
32:15
Speaker 2: He was given he was given Carl Blanche, he was
32:17
Speaker 2: given the leeway to go for it on fourth down,
32:19
Speaker 2: so he's gonna go for it. Some Poindexter told him
32:22
Speaker 2: to go for it on fourth down. He said, okay,
32:24
Speaker 2: I'll go for it on fourth down, and there he
32:26
Speaker 2: did every single time.
32:27
Speaker 1: Fourth down. Fourth down is so ridiculous.
32:30
Speaker 12: Playing a video game.
32:32
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well listen, this is this is it. I mean,
32:36
Speaker 2: the Lions, it's not gonna last much longer. They're gonna
32:38
Speaker 2: be in this window where they can win a super
32:40
Speaker 2: Bowl and they're blowing it. Then they blew it the
32:42
Speaker 2: last the last couple of years, lost to Washington home.
32:45
Speaker 2: That's not a great Commander's team. You lost at home.
32:47
Speaker 2: And then that game against the forty nine ers in
32:50
Speaker 2: the NFC Championship game, and they did the same nonsense,
32:54
Speaker 2: kept going forward on fourth down, as I remember in
32:56
Speaker 2: that NFC Championship game.
32:58
Speaker 12: So yes, and that's gonna happen again for probably two
33:00
Speaker 12: when they get in there.
33:03
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you Da the great day doubling off on
33:05
Speaker 2: the Seahawks. There, that's what he he said, So Mark
33:10
Speaker 2: and Queen's Mark from Queen's right, since says Big Ben.
33:13
Speaker 2: Was Sam Donald seeing ghosts today? He was seeing a
33:16
Speaker 2: lot of rams, a lot of ram logo stuff. Yeah,
33:21
Speaker 2: Kathy in Madison rights, since she says, say Benny Jed,
33:25
Speaker 2: I heard from half Pint two days ago.
33:27
Speaker 1: She found her dog. She's doing well.
33:30
Speaker 2: Remember Half Pint if you're a long time listening to
33:31
Speaker 2: the show. There was a couple way before Lorena was here.
33:35
Speaker 2: We had beer drinking Brian and Half Pint quite the couple,
33:39
Speaker 2: really rock stars in the state of Missouri. And they're
33:42
Speaker 2: the ones that would drive their tractor trailer down to
33:44
Speaker 2: the walmart to get some some snacks.
33:46
Speaker 1: Oh cool, Yes, living the full redneck life. Oh I
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Speaker 1: found some drops by them. Did Okay, let's see what
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Speaker 1: we got here. He tried to get it.
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Speaker 12: A rod of the room.
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Speaker 1: This half Pint right there, quite the cartoon character. Oh
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Speaker 1: here was one.
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Speaker 11: Singing yeah, no one in.
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Speaker 1: And and Okay, that's scary.
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Speaker 2: That's scary stuff thereh shaneon the moy writes and says,
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Speaker 2: your take on the Sunday Night game a spot on.
34:30
Speaker 2: You take your take on Sam Donner was prisoner of
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Speaker 2: the moment. He says, uh, love you bet? Hey, didn't
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Speaker 2: we have a bet? Shane and the moyn where's my hat?
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Speaker 2: I thought we had a bet. No, we don't have
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Speaker 2: I thought we had a bet. I guess apparently not.
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Speaker 2: We don't have a bet.
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Speaker 1: You always have a bet until they lose. Yeah, when
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Speaker 1: they lose, these guys disappear. I have noticed that when
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Speaker 1: we make bet that sounds familiar. Yeah, you've done that too.
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Speaker 1: That's right, you know about that?
34:53
Speaker 2: Eileen writes in from San Francisco, says, hey, plus on
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Speaker 2: the openly monologue piling on the Lions with their own
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Speaker 2: sound bites, with your whole crew wing and loved it. Well,
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Speaker 2: we just played off the sound that we got.
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Speaker 1: That's all we had.
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Speaker 2: King Roy says the Lions might play themselves out of
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Speaker 2: the playoffs, but you.
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Speaker 1: Know who would be in the Green Bay Packers.
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Speaker 2: He says, the pack is back with outstanding performances by
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Speaker 2: Jordan Love, Michael Parsons and the rest of the team.
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Speaker 2: The rest of the NFC better watch out. Yeah, he
35:26
Speaker 2: beat the Giants. That's where that's how low the green
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Speaker 2: Bay Packers are. Where you beat the Giants who are
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Speaker 2: now two and nine on the season, and it's time
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Speaker 2: to sell upbrate good times. Let's go to Neil. I
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Speaker 2: think this is can't close the deal, Neil?
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Speaker 1: What's going on?
35:41
Speaker 4: Neil?
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Speaker 1: Welcome in Indian.
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Speaker 8: Talk to you.
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Speaker 1: Hello, do you how's everything?
35:48
Speaker 8: Hey, everything's going good. Hey. I talked to you about
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Speaker 8: a month ago, and you talked to my son Corby.
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Speaker 2: I remember Met Corbyn was a rock star. Yeah, you
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Speaker 2: guys were on vacation in Florida.
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Speaker 8: You have no idea how happy you and I showed
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Speaker 8: the call to my whole family and my dad loved it.
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Speaker 8: Everybody was so thrilled with it.
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Speaker 1: You're such You're such a good your kid, your your son.
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Speaker 2: There quite the firecracker and no uh, no concern, no
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Speaker 2: stage right, none of that stuff.
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Speaker 1: He was just letting it rip. Was great. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've been listening to the show for like eleven
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Speaker 8: years now, man, I love it. I listen to it
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Speaker 8: every day you got, you got the best. I know
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Speaker 8: best is as good as all the rest, but I
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Speaker 8: mean you're you're better than all that.
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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Martin. I appreciate it.
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Speaker 2: I think it's been longer than eleven years, Neil. I
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Speaker 2: think we're going. I think we're pushing past that. I
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Speaker 2: think we've we've reached out.
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Speaker 5: I think the time is at well, yeah, I just
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Speaker 5: want to ask you about this, Uh, this Lions game.
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Speaker 5: So the Lions Jamison Williams, he like he like hugged
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Speaker 5: the goalpost or something.
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Speaker 8: You marry, you got to access the celebration telling it
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Speaker 8: cost him a point. Pretty pretty big play. But uh,
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Speaker 8: I feel like I feel like it's kind of the
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Speaker 8: double stand there, because sometimes they're allowed to celebrate and
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Speaker 8: sometimes they're not. What do you think about that? I mean, yeah, well, yeah.
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Speaker 2: He was called for an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and then
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Speaker 2: the kicker you could still you could still make the kick,
37:07
Speaker 2: but he didn't make.
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Speaker 1: The kick and then obviously turned out to be the
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Speaker 1: difference in the game. Yeah, I don't I don't like it.
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Speaker 2: But it's like this fine line, like I think I
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Speaker 2: would only find guys I've talked about this in the
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Speaker 2: past when that guys celebrate a sack when they're down
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Speaker 2: by thirty points. I think that's ridiculous, like that kind
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Speaker 2: of stuff. But it's like these guys, it's it is sporadic,
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Speaker 2: and it depends on the officiating crew Neil too. As
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Speaker 2: you know, like some some of the crews will be
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Speaker 2: more I can't use the word I want to use,
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Speaker 2: there'll be more uptight, shall we say there'll be more uptight.
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Speaker 8: Well, Well, in the Arizona Cardinal game, the Cardinals tight
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Speaker 8: end caught a pass and sniffed his fingers and moved
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Speaker 8: for a first down, and they called it for a penalty.
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Speaker 2: Too well because he had not washed his fingers. That's
37:48
Speaker 2: why he had not. Yeah, it's a problem.
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Speaker 8: So yeah, I feel like there's a big double standard
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Speaker 8: because sometimes they're all celebrating down there in the end zone,
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Speaker 8: but that doesn't get called.
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Speaker 1: So what's the Yeah, they.
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Speaker 2: Allow him to celebrate as a team in the end
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Speaker 2: zone and all that stuff. But uh, yeah, And I
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Speaker 2: think Williams he's had some issues in the past where
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Speaker 2: he's gotten in trouble. He did remember with the I
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Speaker 2: think it was a playoff game against the commanders. What
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Speaker 2: he did what would be deemed an extra Remember he
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Speaker 2: started humping the ground. I think he was the guy
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Speaker 2: you remember that. Yeah, it was very awkward. I think
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Speaker 2: almost positive that he was the guy that did that.
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Speaker 5: Well.
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Speaker 8: Well, hey man, I kind of wanted to be immortalized
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Speaker 8: on your show, and I had some kind of little
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Speaker 8: thing prepared where I was gonna do a little thing
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Speaker 8: for your show. Do you care if I do it
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Speaker 8: real quick?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 2: Well, do you need anything from me? We don't have
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Speaker 2: a lot of time. You don't need a lot of time.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna be short quickly.
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Speaker 8: Right here you go.
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Speaker 5: He's he's the.
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Speaker 8: Host with the most he would never bragger boast. He's
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Speaker 8: bigger than coast to coast. It's big Ben Hour.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, lareto you know what to do.
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Speaker 1: Put it on this, says Mart. Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Neil the Great can't closet Corvern All right, there it goes,
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Speaker 2: can't close the deal, Neil, It is the Ben Mahler Show.
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Speaker 2: We'll push back to Chris Cross. We'll get to that
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Speaker 2: coming up here in a couple of minutes time. Now, though,
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Speaker 2: for the who am I?
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Speaker 1: Game?
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Speaker 2: In Cleveland, Edge Rusher Miles Garrett now as fifteen sacks.
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Speaker 2: Miles Garrett fifteen sacks the second most for a player
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Speaker 2: through the team's first ten games.
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Speaker 1: I am the only.
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Speaker 2: Player in NFL history with more sacks over the first
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Speaker 2: ten games of a season. Again, Miles Garrett of the
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Speaker 2: Brownies has fifteen sacks, second most for a player through
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Speaker 2: the first ten games of a season. I am the
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Speaker 2: only player with more sacks over the first ten games
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Speaker 2: of an NFL season.
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Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question? What is the answer.
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Speaker 1: We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 1: Coming down the line. So I want to get in there.
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Speaker 2: And we are competing with all the other blowhards and
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Speaker 1: So we need those numbers to keep.
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Speaker 2: Going up, up, up and away and now back to
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Speaker 2: it all right, back to it we go, and.
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Speaker 1: Time now to pay off the who am I? Game?
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Speaker 1: This is where I pretend to be somebody else, as
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Speaker 1: we call it the who am I?
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Speaker 8: Game?
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Speaker 2: So Cleveland Edge rusher Miles Garrett has fifteen sacks, now
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Speaker 2: the second most by a player through his team's first
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Speaker 2: ten games.
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Speaker 1: I'm the only.
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Speaker 2: Player with more sacks over the first ten games of
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Speaker 2: an NFL season.
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Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question? What is the answer?
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Speaker 2: And let's se does anyone know Adrian Pokey Pokey pokey
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Speaker 2: guy going with Russeph as his answer? Andy and Lino
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Speaker 2: Lakes Minnesota going with Julius Peppers stuck in Sacramento, says
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Speaker 2: Cleveland Brown's great fair hooker.
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Speaker 1: There you go. Oh, you gotta give him that a hook.
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Speaker 2: He says that stuck in Sacramento, says fair hooker. None
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Speaker 2: of that here in Sacramento, he says, all right, Doc
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Speaker 2: medic medicch doc medich rather for mister nice guy.
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Speaker 1: That's his answer. Malard.
41:53
Speaker 2: Prop guy checks in with hollering James after a Sunday
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Speaker 2: afternoon grocery run. Prop Guy. That's a great photo of
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Speaker 2: hollering James. However, there's way too many vegetables in there.
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Speaker 2: You gotta get rid of the vegetables and the what
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Speaker 2: else is there? It's all vegetables.
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Speaker 1: I wonder what he does eat, pizza rolls.
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Speaker 2: Whatever he eats, eats a lot of my man, James.
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Speaker 2: He's quantity over quality. I was that way too for
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Speaker 2: a long time.
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Speaker 1: James. And uh, let's see a moneyball Mallard Guests by
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Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiner. I look at you found my
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Speaker 1: old license plate? Bob Saggett from Rob the goat Man.
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Ferg dogs is mel Kiper who Julius Pepper's Guests by
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Speaker 2: Ike and Roseville Minnesota Hulk Hogan from Femi mister Irrigation
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Speaker 2: is back. He was banned from X for a while,
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Speaker 2: which is hard to do these days, but he's back.
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Speaker 2: Curly Coulp is his answer. Who else do we have?
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Speaker 2: Polly d got it right? Bubba was guessed by King Rory,
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Speaker 2: Matt Sundean from Shane in Des Moines, Josh Naylor, who's
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Speaker 2: re signed with the Mariners, which Robbie the Mariner fans
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Speaker 2: excited about until he's not. Luther ellis good name by
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Speaker 2: Big Lou. He's on number two.
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Speaker 1: Number.
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Speaker 2: Tom from Fullerton says ming the merciless foe of Flash
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Speaker 2: Gordon as his answer.
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Speaker 1: Mark from Queen's Got it Right, Bad job by him?
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Speaker 2: Albert Hainsworth from Trucker Joe that it's his answer, Big
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Speaker 2: rig Rob says, who cares? It's Coop's birthday? Mine mine too?
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Speaker 2: He says, happy is your birthday Monday?
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Speaker 1: Cooper? Was it on Sunday? Oh?
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Speaker 2: Okay, well it's almost your birth seven minutes. Don't come on, Rob,
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Speaker 2: and you're in the West Coast to Rob, that's pathetic.
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Speaker 2: You just tried to get me to compliment you, Rob,
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Speaker 2: Come on, man, what's wrong with you? Chris Big Sexy
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Speaker 2: Farley guests by the nature Boy Jack Youngblood from Ryan
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Speaker 2: Got played in the Super Bowl with a broken leg,
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Speaker 2: Eloy crazy legs, hirsh from Doc Dan. Who else we
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Speaker 2: have Yukon Cornelius from our friend Rebecca.
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Speaker 1: Who else? Page Dan can't read that? All right, LORRAINA,
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Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Loring? I know I got
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Speaker 1: this one. Oh you got it, you got it, you
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Speaker 1: got it?
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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Steve Irwin, Steve Irwin, fine answer legend, Yeah right, no,
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Speaker 2: the answer. Mark Gastineau nineteen eighty four Jets. Mark Gastineau
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Speaker 2: had seventeen and a half sacks the first ten games.
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Speaker 2: And you know what the nickname it was? Joe Cleco
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Speaker 2: and Mark Gastino. There's no chance Lorraine would know. What
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Speaker 2: do you think the nickname of those two was.
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Speaker 1: What do you think let go the Gecko? Oh? Well,
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Speaker 1: very much unless it was it, you know, Coop right,
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Speaker 1: the New York sack ex right, the sacking stage product
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Speaker 1: of the eighties. Yeah, they were big stars. They didn't
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Speaker 1: win anything. They were actually decent though. Those Jets teams