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Mahomes is stupid rich and Taylor's wedding planning · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: You know, with everything else that was going on uh over the past couple days, because we've been very fixated and everybody around the area has with Big Boy and all that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh we didn't get a chance to mention this yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, got signed to a five hundred and four point seven million dollar contract extension.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's like Say the number again.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five hundred and four point seven five million.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm not gonna lie to you when I tell you with all that money.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_01: I I well, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: It may have been a good deal for him because he got injured the end of last year.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you remember?
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  SPEAKER_01: It was in that Denver game where don't remember, but it was he's got an injury that has a tendency, I believe it was ACL, has a tendency to reignite itself at different points.
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  SPEAKER_01: This guy could be making more money doing no playing, depending on how things go.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then this popped up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is like our employees making money but doing nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you what, I mean, I just haven't I don't have the you know what, I don't have the moral compass to do it like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But apparently I need to I need to dumb myself down, which might be hard because I feel like sometimes I'm at the bottom of the barrel as it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: But anyway, uh then this, then you get the head coach, uh Andy Reid, because you also have Travis Kelsey's wedding coming up with Taylor Swift.
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  SPEAKER_01: No small affair.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is happening at Madison Square Garden, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, who gets married there besides Taylor Swift?
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  SPEAKER_01: No one.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Has anyone ever gotten married there before?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they're gonna Google that.
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  SPEAKER_01: For God's sake, they'd rearrange the Knicks if they were still playing during Mad Time, which they won't.
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  SPEAKER_01: I expect them to win very soon.
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  SPEAKER_01: But listen to We'll talk about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen to what Andy said about the uh upcoming nuptials.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, uh he's been here most of the offseason, so you see no distractions with that in the wedding.
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  SPEAKER_00: If it's like when I got married, my wife did everything.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this is true.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you are number one, no Travis Kelsey, Andy Reid.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number two is you were not marrying Taylor Swift.
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  SPEAKER_01: Number three, how does it not distract you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Even if sure, Taylor probably has one of these things where she's got more people involved in planning that wedding and probably has it easier than most bride-to-bees their stress level.
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  SPEAKER_01: But you can't tell me she still doesn't have a level of stress, which then pours over to him.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's not a possibility in the human experience.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I'm stressed about our wedding, are you really thinking of stress that much?
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  SPEAKER_02: You're just like, what can I do to help?
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  SPEAKER_01: Not really like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: You say it, but you're not like, you're not really gonna go book the flowers.
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  SPEAKER_01: In my head, it's actually going like this.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, I wish I had a violin, or I mean a uh uh harp sound effect.
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  SPEAKER_01: You could enter my brain.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh it maybe we may not be able to pull it up quick enough.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but in my brain, I'm seeing you expressing all the frustration and all the uh, you know, and then today all of a sudden the floor welcome to my brain.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you pretend to bitch for a couple seconds about I don't know, make a scenario.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, first of all, Scott, I was trying to get the roses and they said they didn't have the yellow ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: All they have is the pink ones, but I don't want the pink ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want the yellow ones, and I need to make sure I have the red ones that go down the aisle, but I don't want to get them until the day of, so they're not really shrivelly.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then, wait, let's get on to the shoes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jessica wants to wear open toad, but have you ever seen her fugly feet?
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  SPEAKER_02: She is not wearing open toad, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: How do I get her to stop the crazy?
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  SPEAKER_01: How do I make what do I say that makes this end?
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  SPEAKER_02: Planning a wedding is like a it's it's a full-time second job.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anybody who's working right now and is planning a wedding, you know they're doing less on the job and they're doing more on the nutshell.
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  SPEAKER_02: It affects everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, if you if it didn't affect everything for you and you're the main planner, which 99.98% of the time is the female, if it doesn't affect every aspect of your life in some way or slow you down somewhere or do something, then you just didn't even care and didn't give a damn.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which is very rare.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just go find a picnic table and call it good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Has anyone ever gotten married at Madison Square Garden besides Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, which that's where we think they're gonna get married.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sly Stone in 1974 married actress Kathy Silva live on stage right in the middle of a sold-out concert.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: I wonder what the concert was.
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  SPEAKER_01: They don't say I've gotta bet a Sly Stone concert.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, duh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because it's not Sly Stallone.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's Sly Stone.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sly in the Family Stone.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I bet you it was their show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um could have been cool in the gang, but you never know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sly in the Family Stone sings uh it's not celebrated.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everyday people?
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  SPEAKER_01: Now I gotta look this up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for doing this to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Jeez.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's been a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't help myself.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh why are these songs not they're not coming to my Well, it's been a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you were right, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: You were right with everyday people.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would play it for you, but I have an ad that's happening right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I was gonna pull it up for you, but our computer's slow as balls, so you just I'm gonna skip it.