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Not What You Were Expecting: Solo Directors Fired & Ghostbusters Flop · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I got nothing to start with ah
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[ __ ] I know I know I've been good lately in the few weeks and just going straight
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off the ball but I've got nothing yeah I've gotten accustomed to just waiting
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for Luke to say whatever he's going to say at the start I knew it I knew as
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soon as there was an awkward silence that Luke had run out of things to say I
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guess that's the end of the podcast all right episode 224 guys we made it and uh
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and that's it I promise I'll have something next week oh Dan's back oh
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yeah there's that you talk about that yeah I'm back I'm I'm here I could have
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led with that you were too overwhelmed yeah so how you been what
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have you been up to I've been good I've been shooting a TV series here in
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Singapore for Singapore TV it's exciting yeah it is exciting it's odd though I
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I've had to go through censorship have I discussed this process of Singaporean
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censorship with you guys no actually I was talking to someone about that
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recently just uh someone who visited Singapore and said that it's a bit
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strict it's very strict for their tastes a bit strict sure yeah yeah it can be
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for sure uh and and this could actually lead into a into a story that we've got
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to cover today uh regarding alien Covenant and it's release over here in
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Asia sure I mean I saw that in Singapore and and it was uh it was complete
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contained everything uh not so much other places but I will say this having
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to vet a script through the Singaporean censorship board right is is is a is a
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really interesting experience right yeah I bet it is I bet it is for you a script
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that you wrote no okay so now look I'll point out I actually didn't write this
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script right so this script was written I'm just in it and so that's how the
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show got made I've made my own changes to it as we go however the senses
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allowed me to include a scene where where a man says to a teenage girl are
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you a washing machine because I want to fill you up with my filthy load rightz
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okay all that's fine but they wouldn't let me have a scene where the
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receptionist at a day Bar says to two
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guys are you to you know right right I
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had to cut the phrase you know right filthy load under the radar that's fine
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maybe they just didn't get it like they're like yeah that's say about the
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washing machines is great yeah I love a bit of washing machine humor
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wow so this is a family show then it's so weird because it's like it's I don't
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know what it's going to be because it's it's I mean it's written like a I don't know
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man but then it has to go through all these weird censorships and stuff and
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it's on a channel where you're not even allowed to say damn apparently really
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yeah so do you have to give them the script to go over or do you give them no
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you have to give them the script before you even fil before you even shoot
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anything yeah wow yeah yeah it's full on and then I'm guessing they go over it
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again once you filmed it as well oh yeah absolutely and they'll make me take out
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all the things they didn't notice when it was just pen on paper you know what I
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mean like dirty load yeah exactly yeah
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oh that's really interesting so we'll see cuz what's it
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like in Australia is it something you film it and then you submit it yeah in
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Australia if you want to get something rated you have to send it for
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classification and then they will suggest you make changes to put it in a
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higher or lower bracket based on where you want it to sit whereas here there's
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no there's no classifications here there's no PG GM Etc oh it's just
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blanket everyone can see this for TV there is for film there is for fil I'm
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just off a TV it's either that's fine or no
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way absolutely not yeah too
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gay that's right so um we have a we have a gay costume designer on this I mean I
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don't know if there's any straight costume designers but we have a gay
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costume designer on this yeah they're women that's right but um but he was
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telling me that there was one Singapore in show that had a gay character and it
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was just every they never said he was gay but he was obviously gay but then in
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the last episode he got married to a woman just so that they could say no no
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no he wasn't gay don't worry don't worry about that [ __ ] hell it's it's like a
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whole country has based its laws around what the kids thought in high school
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back in the in West in the in the '90s you know the [ __ ] we make jokes about
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they take it very seriously that's right yeah where like being gay was the worst
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thing you could possibly be yeah well and people are still like that
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I've I've met people who are still like that we know you've met people like that
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too we know some people like that who are just like disgusted by it it's like
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who cares I think I know who you're talking about
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man yeah is is it me no it's not me is it you tried to sleep with me so many
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times on our trip Luke you think it's you they they do say that about homophobes
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though what did they keep trying to sleep with other men
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yeah it's something about that isn't it that no it's they're um upset by their
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own feelings so they take it out on you know a lot about this
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Luke I don't care what you are or what you do as long as you don't hurt anyone
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exactly okay so just ease it in slowly and use a lot of lube yeah always have
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the safe word handy now if you're in China and you wanted to enjoy alien
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Covenant don't go and see it good point yeah if you want to enjoy it just watch
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the trailer yeah yep hang on let me let me find the uh the wording here the
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wording was in in the article maybe they've changed the wording because I
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thought this was weird that they said that that viewers thought something was
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missing from the film and I got to say I wouldn't have noticed if this was
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missing because it stood out like [ __ ] dogs balls yes but this wasn't the only thing
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that was cut from it sure yeah fair enough I I think they just generally
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mean that viewers noticed that there were a lot of scenes that just jumped to
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something unrelated right well in particular alien Covenant in in China
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and spoilers I guess this movie spoiled itself and I love the way they refer to
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it as the gay kiss when Michael
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fasbender kisses himself MH mhm and I
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was I was going to ask you guys is it gay if it's yourself well Matt what I'd
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like to just draw your attention back to a little short film that you helped me
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make several years ago yep yep I thought about where we explored this very theme
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mhm although in ours it was if someone finds the U from a parallel universe and
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has sex with it is that gay or is that just a really great way to masturbate
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Yeah well yeah extreme extreme wanking
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do so yeah so they cut that bit out and uh I I don't know what else they cut out
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uh they some of the violence with the aliens apparently and I wouldn't have
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thought China had a problem with violence was there much violence with
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the alien yeah there was yeah it kills a bunch of people Luke I mean that's
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that's the only thing it does it be violent to [Laughter]
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people H [ __ ] I lost my trans thought now just so you know extreme
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wn.com no one's got it no one's got it as of as of the time of recording this
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podcast yes I'm surprised actually cuz I can
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think of a few ways few very extreme ways you could wank and I'm just
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surprised no one else has decided to make a website out of it I was uh very
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nervous typing that in but yeah nothing you thought it was going to autocomplete
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to one of your other wanking websites no I did spell it right stop
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there that's right did you think you misspelled extreme or
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wanking um no um when I looked again it had like did you mean extreme
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walking and I thought oh maybe I did type extreme walking instead then no it
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was wanking and yep so you Google searched extreme
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wanking though I tried to I went to
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extreme wanking tocom right I wasn't go searching that though I don't know what
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that would be scary yeah I was going to say you typed that into Google I'm good
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I'm good I just I was just scanning the article again and I know I i' forgotten
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about this as Walter starts to blow into the flute David in his ear I'll do the
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fingering forgot about I know but not only that but when you watch it in the
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film that doesn't sound gay I mean until they kiss it was only when I read it
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again in this article I'll do the fingering and then after David tells
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Walter that no one will ever love him like he does the pear share a kiss I
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mean in the film it's actually like a really disturbing maniacal moment right
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yeah it's really weird I just I glanced
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into the left here into the sidebar and uh I've seen German white woman
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completes her transition into a black woman yeah I saw that too actually and
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I'm enjoying I'm enjoying scrolling through this are the huge fake tits part
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of the transformation like or were they there were they there
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already oh know I got extra confused because her name's Martina Adam and they
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just refer to her as Adam later on the article like he's a and I was like oh
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boy this this levels to this mhm oh I don't get it for some
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reason my goodness targeted marketing T ad oh happened to add blocker Plus
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man don't use it why
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because I I like supporting the places I go
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to oh my goodness that is that is bizarre
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sorry people don't believe that her passport is valid
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anymore because she is now a black girl with black hair so she has to change her
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passport photo I know someone who was refused entry into Spain because all
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their life they'd had an enormous mustache and then decided to shave it
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off before going through customs I can see that I made the
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mistake of um when we were coming back from from uh
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La I I I had I'm I'm sure you know how I dress I have
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pants with buckles and belts and and zippers and [ __ ] on them cuz you know
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cuz I'm can dress like a great to go through I dress like a teenager detec
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you got [ __ ] weird [ __ ] bondage [ __ ] in your suitcase so no no no not
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because I was packing up and then I wanted to reduce the weight of the bag a
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bit so I was like well I'll wear the heaviest pair of
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pants so so I had these pants on uh and
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then and not only that I stupid wore them to Disneyland all day on the Friday
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cuz I didn't want to put them in the bag you wore your straight jacket pants to
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Disneyland they're not like okay I've seen them you you can no longer make fun
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of Luke for wearing his trench coat to Disneyland now that you worn bondage
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pants there they're they're not they're not the ones I'm talking about i'
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[ __ ] seen them Matt I know which ones you're talking about oh actually I did
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wear them to New York yeah we know the exact pair of pants you're talking about
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fine so yeah I did did and then uh and then I did you wear with your big black
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[ __ ] Romper stomper
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boots no I wore uh my Nikes right okay
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uh and then I went to uh to get on the to go get back on the plane and I go to
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the you know the TSA security check mhm and I went to walk I put everything on
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the you know you put them in the buckets I go through the [ __ ] X-ray and all
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that kind of stuff and I went to walk through the X-ray scanner and the D the
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guy there like looked me up and down and he went are you serious
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and serious thanks for that Siri oh wow I thought she might have
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thought we were talking about her in a second remind me to tell you a story I
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didn't even say her name that's weird
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said serious yeah but then Siri are you
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serious no hey Siri she's not listening again now no I've got headphones on
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Luke anyway so the guy's like oh and are you serious and then he he was like all
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right fine let's do this and I get into the scanner and the thing goes I come
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the other side and he's like oh what a surprise and then points at the thing
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and it's like lit up W and and he goes so he goes all
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right fine I'm GNA have to I'm GNA have to touch you and I was like yeah my bad
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and he go he goes all right he goes and then as he's like he's you know he goes
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just so you're aware I have to inform you that I have to touch your bodic and
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and y y y and I was like that's fine like I don't care it's my fault and then
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the whole time he's like he's like like all right just buy a pair of slacks or
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shorts or something maybe you know just uh he guys I don't see judgmental yeah
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guys I don't see a whole lot of ladies around you there's no one to
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impress you had a good sense of humor every time I go through the airport um
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in America they have to pack me down you demand it yeah I going to say he insists
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you insist on it I demand you search me inside and out I'm going no further to
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sub man touches my buttock the only word the only time you ever hear the word
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buttock is at the airport now which is which is an odd turn of events that's
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the uh that's the script I guess they got to follow that's probably the most
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unoffensive word for it I guess so true yeah oh and me it could get less
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offensive but I mean having a having someone gone I'm going to have to touch
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your bottom might just be weird got to touch your ass mate [Laughter]
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and just to close out that anecdote I uh I got in and it was stinking hot in the
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airport because I guess the air conditioning was on the fritz so I went
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and got changed into a pair of shorts in the bathroom which I and then came out in
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him and he was like are you [ __ ] serious he's like I I'm searching you again
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yeah where are the pants I was in a a smart house the other day shooting um a
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what house a Smart House a house that is is on the internet what the [ __ ] that
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means you know you can you tell it to turn the lights on and you tell it to I
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don't know heat you up something in the microwave but uh I don't know clearly I
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don't know how it works all I know is that I said okay and action and this
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robotic voice said adding action to your shopping list that's amazing what's action yeah I
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found out later it was a it's a like a cleaning product oh so you kind of like
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you know what those Amazon um buttons I'm so getting one when they come to
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Australia oh I I kind of want one uh it it's do you know what this is Dan do you
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have these there it's like uh I forget what they're called Dash Amazon Dash
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it's a little device uh with it's just got a button on it and you go on Amazon
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and you go what is a thing that I buy all the time like say toilet paper and
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they goes what brand of toilet paper do you like and you go this one and they
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send you it's a little thing with a just a button on it and then the logo of the
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toilet paper say and you go you put it in your bathroom and then if you're like
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I'm on toilet paper hit the button and it orders toilet paper wow so you have
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like dozens and dozens of these buttons all over your house in theory wow that's
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yeah it's kind of a more novelty than anything else and people have hacked
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them to do other things cuz it's just like a I guess it's a Bluetooth I guess
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it could also have just a picture of any anything on it right yeah because I mean
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after this thing ordered action after I [ __ ] called action I wanted to start
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ordering other stuff just so that this guy would have to explain why it was
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arriving at his house you know what I mean order Penthouse Black Label
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Edition can you do that in Singapore probably can't actually there you go
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ordered police car all right
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we should discuss it discuss what Star
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Wars discuss Star Wars yes oh what of hold on hold on we can't discuss Star
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Wars news until we've played the Star Wars news
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[Music]
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[Music] jingle have you added harmonies to that or you just singing along there Matt I
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was just singing along right it was good and I just realized pain in the ass to
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match that up yeah you know you're going to have to you're going to have to base
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this entire SN from that point yeah
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great well what I was referring to is director's Phil Lloyd and Christopher
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Miller have um they've parted ways yeah I've heard with each other not with each
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other they've parted ways not with with with Disney the hand solo spin-off movie
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yes I've heard different account to this I read like all at the same time it was
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like oh they've quit they got fired uh it was a mutual parting of ways it was
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not a mutual parting of ways like so do we know exactly what happened no nobody
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said exactly what happened but I think the moral of the story is don't [ __ ]
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with Kathy Kennedy yeah I did read see again all of this could be [ __ ] who
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knows but I did read an article that said that the major issue was that they
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were not open to her suggestions and cuz they weren't
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suggestions yeah exactly yeah but it seems very very late
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into piece for this all to happen like they're already filming and there's 3
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weeks left of filming yeah because I wanted to ask because I mean Dan you're
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the you'd be the best person to ask about this three weeks left right that's
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how many I mean how many weeks does it take to shoot a film well if there 3
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weeks left of principal photography you've got all of your re-shoot and
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pickup still to go so you've probably just done your main unit stuff and
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especially with these tent pole movies uh there's usually a lot of stuff done
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in a second round okay so in theory they weren't that close to finished yeah in
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in theory they're probably two3 of the way through shooting all right so
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there's a lot that you could still potentially Change Plus as an Effects
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movie like this it's really made in the edit so you know there's quite a lot
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that they could potentially still change here and we should say if you
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don't know uh the director stepping in is uh Ron Howard Y so the film's now
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going to be narrated by Ron Howard hopefully I so want it to be like an
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episode of AR rest of development on the next Star Wars don't worry chewy I've got a plan
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to get us out of this voice over he did not it was about this time H realized he
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had a bad feeling about this I have a bad feeling about this I'm
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I've going to out of worse scraps than this footage not
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found yeah oh man I would watch that yeah I would also watch that well you
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know someone's going to make a cut of it I'm really I'm really looking forward to
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this movie because there's there's one thing that I just want to know and
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hopefully when the trailer drops we'll know then I want to know if Donald
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clover will have a mustache uh I can confirm that he does
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there's a there was a photo of him taken not on um not onset or
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anything like that but like around the time of filming he was seen with a mustache
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yeah I'm sure if you Googled Donald Glo Fu he rocks this stash too man I just
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found yeah oh yeah and man can I just say you grow a
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mustache bam instant Billy D Williams yeah you know what I mean I
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like how if you type in Donald Glover mustache into Google image search the
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fourth image is Billy D Williams oh
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yeah yeah and then at some point there seems to be an image where they've
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merged Billy D Williams and Donald Glover using some kind of morphing tool
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so this one comes out next year isn't it yeah yeah they're doing that on off with
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the uh with the you know the Skywalker series what be called Skywalk yeah
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Skywalk Saga yeah hopefully I mean hopefully this is good I they did a lot
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of re-shoot and stuff for for Rogan but but what's his name was still involved
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but I guess with this they could really change quite a lot yeah like I guess at
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this point you know they might cut together what these guys already did Ron
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Howard can kind of take a pen and paper and write what he thinks should be
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different and then go and yeah make make K Kathy Kennedy's movie and then
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Kathleen Kennedy will take her red pen and fix it right do you think maybe um
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these guys were going for too funny or too dark maybe they wanted yeah
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I'm thinking it must be too dark because because because Kathy
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Kennedy is all about [ __ ] family time right but I can't see these guys being
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dark like they did The Lego Movie in 21 Jump Street and stuff
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yeah I don't know maybe they just weren't into being told what to do I
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don't know like roneld I think can do good he's done a lot of big budget
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movies there no no way that they could have not been told what to do on The
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Lego Movie yeah that's probably true you know what I
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mean but I will say this they wrote and directed Cloudy with a Chance of
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Meatballs which if you haven't seen [ __ ] see it it's great
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I haven't seen it actually horrific I might go see that then yeah you don't
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not go see it where are you going to go to see it I'll go to the loung room and watch
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it just start hanging around some kids it'll come on eventually I'm not allowed
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to hang around [Laughter]
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kids speaking of movies uh I I saw this
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the other week to the Dan arroy [ __ ]
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yeah ripping what's his name um Kevin Fe is that his name or is that the Marvel
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guy Paul Fe Paul fig I was getting confused I I don't know I just read Paul
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on the article yeah Kevin fig is the is the president of Marvel
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Studios uh not him no not him the director of the 2016 Ghostbusters uh box
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office and uh critical flop uh yeah danro has come out and said
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uh I told him it wasn't working I told him what to do to fix it he didn't
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listen and he's made a flop so yeah but he said they spent Millions on re-shoot
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that could have been saved yeah uh and he's come out and said quote he will not
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be let back on the Sony lot so got his
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own little personal Blacklist
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there yeah I think uh Sony later came out and
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said he doesn't he he's opinion is his
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own we don't he doesn't talk for us yeah
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we don't publicly uh shame us uh
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directors but they didn't deny it I don't think no I mean they didn't come
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out and go it's a great movie no you're all wrong if you don't think so like Tom
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Cruz has done that movie that movie lost money didn't it uh yeah you guys see
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that Tom Cruz has come out and said that if you uh if you didn't like the mummy
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you just don't understand its complexities why people do this
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like just get over it people didn't like
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it pretending that you're like some [ __ ] tortured genius that no one
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understands it's the mummy and and people did like it we've got listeners
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who liked it and that's fine I prob like it now I'm I'm going to go and watch it
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yeah yeah I I probably will like it now now that I've I've I feel like once my
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expectations are set I can I can enjoy things for what they are yeah I I I tend
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to agree yeah I mean I'm going to skip the new Transformers because apparently
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it's an abortion oh man I I watched the trailer of that the other day at the
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cinema when I was watching Wonder Woman um so this was just before I started
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contemplating suicide um but just a boredom just bored suicide you know but
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yeah I got to say I wish we were in a position where we could all watch this
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Transformers movie together yeah that would make it worth it because this
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looks so terrible and then just when you
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think is this the worst movie ever made [ __ ] Anthony Hopkins wanders
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in like what the [ __ ] is Sir Anthony Hopkins doing days I'll appear in
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anything in the shitest Transformers movie I'm just here to tell you all
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about the bamal mind H
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um is Optimus Prime now bad he becomes
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bad in this I think yeah is there a way we can we can do like commentary tracks
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together cuz I would love to do that with you guys my God yes that's a great
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idea I think there is I think through Google hangouts we can set it up that we
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watch the same thing okay or we could just all press play at the same time
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yeah there's that too let's look into it because that would be fun yeah
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Patron Patron patreon Patronis for that
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uh Patron backer uh I just want to say sorry this is actually my fault you
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haven't gotten your thing yet yeah yeah kind of dropped the ball a little bit
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we've got two actually it is coming yeah the the there two now special episode no
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no no well we've got we've got to do something today yeah we message you know
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I'm not going to I'm not going to slow that down anymore because you know uh
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listeners only have one birthday per year that's right generally speak this
29:11
is perfect timing cuz the birthday is this week perfect perfect well do you
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want to do you want to give a little message and then this is going to be a
29:19
disaster by the way because oh yeah because we're on Skype we can barely
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hear each other yeah exactly in fact it's going to sound perfectly normal on
29:28
the on the track that comes out but we all said that at exactly the same time
29:32
so that's right go I fixed all of this [ __ ] in
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post but uh yeah so what do you want Luke do you want to do a little uh a
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little message and then we can all jump into trying to [ __ ]
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sing okay well alist the Sarah mhm
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um I'll start again listen Sarah gave us $2 and she wants us to sing this is
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perfect happy birthday to Dylan cuz it's his birthday this week
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and because we will do anything for $2 uh yep I think we should wish Dylan a
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very happy birthday yep uh now none of us as singers uh Matt can sing okay Luke
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I don't remember ever hearing you sing I cannot sing for the life of me no and I
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try to avoid singing uh in public uh whenever I can avoid it but uh
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Dylan this is for you
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matey birth oh man no I'm cutting this
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right now okay here's the note
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okay and I'm going to that's it and I'm
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going to count us in 3 2 1 and happy
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birth no God you [ __ ]
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again I'm sorry I'm really bad at this we can do this
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okay all right everyone don't listen to what anyone else is doing tell you what
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Luke why don't you start us
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off okay one two three happy
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birthday to you it's the delay it's [ __ ] with
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me you just have to just through just it okay I'm putting myself on mute okay no
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not mute I'm putting myself on silence mute I'm I'm blocking you two on mute
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okay yep on three Luke give us the note
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again I don't know any notes it's going to be a surprise to him as well let's
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just Wing It 1 2 3 happy birthday to
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you happy birthday to you
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happy birthday
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dear Happy Birthday to You hip hiip
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hooray hip hiip hooray hipip hooray you
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better [ __ ] appreciate that Dylan oh ter that was embarrassing that was
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terrible I'm home alone and I was embarrassed singing that out loud you
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know they don't do hip Hipp in America no they don't do it here either
32:28
and they clap while they sing happy birthday here really not when we do it they
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don't no one claps awkward silence
32:39
afterwards and sorry I may have confused you when I said Bob instead of
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Dylan as in Bob Dylan the folk singer y
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gotcha okay I have no followup
32:52
questions all right well that was wonderful yeah I don't think anyone's
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going to ask us to sing ever again no probably not I don't know there
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could be a certain amount of Sharden Freer going on do you know what I mean
33:05
people could see just how uncomfortable we were uh and they could make us do
33:10
that again and again yeah oh God and and you know what please do like if this
33:16
inspires you to to to head over to patreon Chuck us a couple of bucks to
33:21
make us do something stupid like please do yeah and I hope this uh this
33:26
illustrates that we will do it yeah you know you kick in on a certain
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tier and uh and we deliver and another thing you can do is
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send in some some news or something you want us to talk about and one listener
33:42
has done that this week again actually you know what we've got uh a couple of
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listener submitted things this week MH say listen again Matt listener M okay
33:52
just checking why what did you think I said I think you put an A in there that
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wasn't meant to be there but listener
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um we've got a couple of listener can submitted things this week mhm uh this
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is a bit of a bit of Dick news and okay
34:08
then uh play the jingle play the
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jingle dick dick news oh and actually before I begin that
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we were at trivia the other night and a certain song came on and Jenna and I
34:26
started singing the dick news jingle to it and then a couple of other people like to get
34:31
away that
34:34
one to get away it was to fly away
34:40
exactly and uh and a couple other people were like oh it's dick
34:44
news so that was nice I I would love it if eventually the dick news jingle was
34:51
more popular wellknown and recognizable
34:54
than uh than that like club and Lenny kraits came on and
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every wants to get away you know what if if that happened I could I could
35:06
literally just [ __ ] hang up my hat you know I would have I would have no
35:12
more Ambitions left to fulfill yeah yeah absolutely I mean I wouldn't know about
35:19
it because I I don't go to clubs but not me though maybe like a some kind a
35:24
brewery or something yeah yeah or I just
35:28
read about it on some Forum someone will let me
35:32
know yeah yeah so this uh this dick news uh and it was can you guess who sent
35:38
this in because uh we get we got a lot of dick news we certainly have a dick
35:42
news fan yeah that's right cognac Legion uh has sent in some dick news
35:49
again and uh and this this is [ __ ] disturbing because you're talking about
35:55
the uh well I mean this is not just dick news right this is horse dick news
36:02
that's right but I mean don't don't let that fool you I mean this could happen
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to anyone I assume uhhuh uhhuh oh God I don't want even think about this
36:10
happening to me so a horse uh this is this happened in Australia I believe
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yeah yeah uh a horse had what is known as a urethal
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bean yeah in Queensland Bean is very misleading too yeah more like a avocado
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yeah ureal avocado a 300 G ball of Gunk
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and I hate that word Gunk you hate
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Gunk well I I don't hate it as much as the actual actual description of what it
36:43
is it's a ball of smegma mhm that's a
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word I hate yeah smma gross it's it's as
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disgusting a word as I imagine the substance is yeah and then do you know
36:58
what else makes me laugh is this is the description of how they found this it
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was just a routine examination the horse had been sedated to have its teeth
37:06
checked and uh and we just found this in its dick in other words can you come and
37:13
clean my horse's teeth yeah no worries yeah we found what were you looking at a
37:18
dick might might touch the dick for a little bit though sorry what you know the the teeth
37:24
are at the complete opposite end of the horse to the dick
37:28
what were you even doing back there oh you know I'm just seeing if there was
37:32
any teeth back there just checking just but no apparently they were
37:37
specifically checking to see if it had one of these things so I guess maybe
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this is common in horses for some reason uh but it's the size of a
37:45
mandarin which uh I mean horses have big dicks from what I from what I know of
37:51
horses so it's not you know it's not the I'm just interjecting here to say a
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little message to Jenna Jenna if we ever go back to having quotes in the opening
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title sequence can you please make that Matt's quote please do
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you know what would make her really mad it I said
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because we've named too many episodes something dick or dick too many the word
38:17
dick appears in too many episodes and I've been told no more episodes named
38:21
after dicks So and I've told the other week I said um just offand because I
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edited and everything like that and I was like yeah just finished the episode
38:29
It's called ghost dick and she gave me this look like are you [ __ ] serious
38:34
but I noticed it came out with a slightly different uh name right it's
38:41
yeah it's not it wasn't called ghost sticker or anything like that oh yeah
38:44
there was one the other week where it I notic it got changed in the last minute
38:50
yeah no no no yeah I did I I try not to do that anymore so this episode's
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obviously going to be called horse dick yeah of course you know the um but one
38:59
word so it's not off's called smma oh no do not do that if you go if you Google
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multiple nerdgasm and the word dick quite quite a lot comes up I'll say that
39:11
you know I mean you know not so clever dick that's a name of a podcast that's
39:17
not so bad that's not so bad then you've got T dildonic you know but then you've
39:22
got this one 131 I don't even remember what this is in reference to 131 is
39:29
named Peter Cushing deserves a big dick now I know that's 100 episodes ago
39:35
which is like what two years ago but still what the [ __ ] were we talking
39:41
about well I have to listen does he deserve to have a big dick or does he
39:46
deserve to be [ __ ] by a big dick I guess well have there's only one way to
39:51
find out and that's to listen yeah so let us know podcast a multiple
39:58
nasm.com if you if you remember why we said that I don't remember what we said
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in the last week's episode little something we said two years ago yeah
40:08
yeah I know Luke was probably drunk at the time mhm it's where our best com our
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best content comes from that's right yep so yes so they extracted a giant thing
40:19
from uh from this horse's penis and uh and then you know it's uh it's not
40:25
pretty but uh no the horse is fine now thankfully but uh just yeah did they say
40:32
how they got it out uh
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h no not specifically no I assume it's just like kind of squeezing icing out of
40:43
one of those things that you I with you know you just keep putting pressure
40:48
up out the end I like the uh I love the photo of the vet where she's got like
40:53
thumbs up she's so proud of herself I know I mean like that's fair cuz I'm
40:59
sure it was you know it was a good catch and it was a complicated thing but it
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just seems funny like look what I got the horse looks pissed
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off how can you tell I know do you guys want to hear a quote from the actual
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veteranarian please pulling something this size out
41:17
of a penis can be quite ouchy so I don't know if that's the
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medical term but it's the [ __ ] understatement of the century so yeah
41:26
it's a that's dick news so yeah just uh listeners check your dick just uh look
41:33
before we uh before we move on from dick
41:37
news uh there's some uh some sex toy
41:41
news and some uh some some virtual sex news that I think we could kind of all
41:48
cram into this segment right now the umbrell of Dick news should I play the
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sex toy news jingle yeah I think you should do you do when you need a new toy
41:59
to put inside of you you listen to sex
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to news SE
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news so uh there's a Bubba du
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dildo special effects artist in Los Angeles uh working under the pseudonym
42:17
Bly Billy Ray Gun has designed this uh dishwasher
42:22
safe uh oh my God sex toy
42:28
uh he's got a kickstarted goal of $155,000 to start Mass producing the
42:33
Bubba do dildo that's terrifying uh we talked the other week
42:39
about uh how the bbba accidentally became a a gay icon I don't know if you heard that
42:46
Dan did you hear that news no what did
42:51
you guys talk about it I every podcast we didn't talk about we didn't talk
42:55
about the dild we talked probably skipped in because I haven't actually
42:59
seen the Bubba dog oh all right well no just Netflix accidentally somebody at
43:05
Netflix included the Bubba du in in the category for LGBT films right like at
43:12
the top and everyone was like why and so now everyone we're assuming that the
43:16
Bubba du is is gay oh that's great I try I'm still going to watch it and find out
43:23
exactly how it came about I Luke's Luke's supposed to report I will report
43:29
in next week okay it's not just going to be one of those who just happens to be
43:34
gay kind of things right no it's probably someone just made a mistake but
43:38
I will I will find out for us that's right you remember when they they made a
43:42
big deal about how Sulu was going to be ging Star Trek and then you watch it and
43:45
it's just like incidental and he just is and it's like [ __ ] that was why even
43:49
mention it I think it fitted in with the plot yeah exactly it it but it was
43:54
irrelevant also like it was just just happened that he was it's just stupid publicity
44:00
grab but I'm looking the Bubba dong dildo I don't think it's going to be
44:04
made the Bubba dong D if they haven't called this the Bubba dong they're
44:09
really missing out on a marketing gimmick oh it is called the Bubba dong
44:12
I'm sorry Luke I'm sorry I also I think there's going to be
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a new bod mcboat face [ __ ] hit out
44:22
there I thought I got that one out well no you did but it's just such a funny
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word and I love hearing you say say it a bu say it a few times for me
44:33
Luke be the bubong
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dildo oh you're GNA get auto
44:43
tuned but yeah it's only it's ineg go it's at it's got a month left but it's only got
44:49
$352 raised of it $155,000 goal and I'm
44:54
not backing it should I see the Baba mat yeah you seen it yeah you like it yeah
45:00
yeah Luke supposed to watch it too yeah I didn't realize you hadn't seen it
45:04
either yeah I haven't actually yeah it's a good movie yeah all right I'll check
45:07
it out it's very good and uh and then you can uh check out the bbba dong
45:13
afterwards yeah check it out so um in other news related to dicks and dildos
45:19
although not necessarily um Snapchat are
45:24
uh apparently uh transitioning uh their app into something that can be used for
45:31
sex which I know we've discussed on this podcast was kind of what they launched
45:36
as and became this kind of friendly thing and then uh Instagram and Facebook
45:42
and other existing properties brought out the exact same functions that it
45:48
has but uh Snapchat are now pivoting uh to use augmented reality to
45:54
improve your sex life uh by using the
45:57
Snapchat faces filters to uh change the face of the person you're having sex
46:03
with to someone you prefer to have sex with I don't think that would help
46:08
anyone's sex life yeah it seems
46:12
like that would be a problem yeah like sorry I do want to have sex but I don't
46:17
want to look at you so if you could just stay here while I put my phot over your
46:22
face and pretend I'm [ __ ] someone else but this also seems like a weird
46:27
thing cuz I just got rid of the whole you can't publicly share nudity or
46:33
anything so we Weirs now to link itself back to sex yeah I don't think they were
46:40
trying to distance themselves from sex but I think they were just trying to
46:43
distance themselves from public access to to sexy [ __ ] like you remember that
46:49
lawsuit against them because that woman was complaining that her 12-year-old son
46:53
saw something they shouldn't yeah you're allow to direct message people I
46:59
think it's not allowed to post it on your story well let me check let me just
47:02
send you to a picture of my dick and you tell me if it gets censored or not here
47:07
you go hold on
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yeah grab my phone yeah you go uh getting ready for
47:16
screenshots pull up a picture of Dan's dick hold on I'm sending you a new one
47:21
you'll need to unlock your iPhone first don't [ __ ] tell me what to do
47:27
okay there's the dick okay I'm refreshing furiously
47:34
refreshing is a is a euphemism there we
47:40
go wow I mean it is it is blurry but uh
47:45
MH I mean for a I know your dick is just blurry yeah yeah oh was that Snapchat
47:51
censoring it yeah exactly who knows okay so it's the mystery still out there use
47:57
users listeners that was weird I can anyone on
48:04
heroin think that might have been a a Freudian penis I mean slip um listen of
48:10
Dan's dick yeah yeah you don't experience my
48:16
dick you you use it and it uses you uh
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listeners send uh us some dicks [ __ ] 4 at Snapchat is the official
48:27
uh that's where you send dick Snapchat
48:29
yeah for dick pics of this uh of this
48:34
podcast send as many dicks as you can uh so that we can compare as many as you can
48:41
fit I get a few every now and again and then I'll be nothing and then every now
48:45
and again I'll get like five in a row you well you actually get dick pics
48:50
sounds like my sex live all right cool well I take screenshots except I don't know how to
48:55
take screenshots on my phone yeah get a [ __ ] iPhone mate just get
48:59
a [ __ ] iPhone never I had one I'm never going back my
49:06
phone works except for screenshots I want to hear about your racial faux but
49:12
we can do that after oh God no no no let's let's talk about that
49:16
now play the jingle and I'll I'll go into detail all
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[Music] right
49:31
now you claim here that this is the worst one well you tell me you tell me
49:36
uh this is not something I said uh so much as something I did right right uh
49:43
and what I did in a nutshell uh
49:47
was force feed a Muslim during
49:52
Ramadan their fasting holiday m that's more of a religious
49:57
fuxa than a racist one but did they point out that they were Muslim and it
50:02
was and they weren't able to eat before you fored them in my defense I did not
50:08
know she was a Muslim and I did not know it was Ramadan uh she didn't Point either of
50:13
those out to me she just kept yelling stop it uh
50:19
so what this sounds worse what were you
50:22
feeding her Dan no you know when you
50:28
look to her credit she didn't swallow any of it so in the eyes of Allah she
50:35
kept her mouth shut pretty damn tight
50:38
right so so sorry how in what context did this occur you know when you're like
50:44
eat the cake [ __ ] eat the cake oh like a birthday thing yeah it was a
50:49
wedding cake at a fake wedding oh oh and and everyone was having a slice and she
50:55
wasn't having a slice and I was like no I'm not not having that everyone gets a
50:57
[ __ ] piece of cake she didn't want a piece of cake I
51:01
found out later because she was a Muslim fasting for Ramadan see I get caught up
51:06
with this at work every now and again as well where I'll offer I'll offer people
51:10
food and they'll just say no sorry I can't and I'll say for whatever reason I
51:14
go okay then I won't I'll stop trying to feed you right that's all she had to do
51:21
what are you saying man you sounded pretty [ __ ] judgy no no she could
51:26
have she could have clarified on that and you probably would have left her
51:30
alone yeah prob I would have hoped so just being told no wasn't enough
51:36
perhaps being told no for religious reasons might have tipped me over the
51:41
edge no but I I know a lot of people will say no when they're offered cake the first
51:47
time yeah exactly that's true that's true generally I'll be like oh no I
51:51
shouldn't and then I start eating it anyway yeah and then I'll be like
51:54
[ __ ] have the cake man have the [ __ ] cake and I'll be shoving it in
51:56
your mouth and you be like okay fine I'll just eat the cake seeing as it's
52:00
already in my mouth might as well just swallow it I don't eat cake yeah no J
52:04
doesn't like cake either I like some cakes I like some cakes a lot and I like
52:08
other cakes not so much no it just means more cake for Matt and
52:13
Han I've noticed though if uh if you don't want to
52:18
drink people will force you to drink
52:21
unless you say one little thing right if
52:25
you say the phrase I don't drink people will just force feed your alcohol if you
52:32
add the words anymore onto the end of that sentence everyone just nods and
52:39
goes real quiet yeah and then they imagine what you did that's right yeah
52:46
that you have had to just stop yeah and then you go from like it's like just
52:51
that extra word like you say I don't drink and they're like what a [ __ ] and
52:54
if I don't drink anymore what a [ __ ]
52:57
badass yeah that's right yeah yeah you know and then you get a pat on the
53:03
shoulder and some guy will just go one day at a time one day at a
53:08
time yeah that might be me one
53:12
day not drinking [ __ ] off it's going to be on your [ __ ] headstone he doesn't
53:18
drink anymore but it's not always there someone has to go in and carve it in
53:25
like at some point in the future yeah yeah cuz Luke's ghost comes and erases
53:31
it yeah yeah so um Matt we have a triple
53:37
tag lines of Terror this week we have a very special triple tag lines of Terror
53:42
it is a User submitted triple tag lines of Terror well that's awesome for a
53:48
number of reasons number one is because we haven't had one of these in a long
53:51
time and I [ __ ] missed this [ __ ] yeah this was submitted by Darcy and the uh
53:57
the magic of it is I can play as well because I don't know what the answers
54:01
are so Darcy has to ring in and tell us no I can I can C I have link well as I
54:08
understand it's like a game of cludo hopefully this works what he's done is
54:12
he's sent through uh sent through the
54:16
questions and then I think the the link here will tell us what the answer is
54:22
that's very well thought out Dary yeah well let's give it a go
54:27
hopefully this will work I'll play the jingle uh this is one of my favorite
54:30
Jingles actually we don't get to use it that often anymore I have to start doing these
54:34
again
54:42
[Music] triple that's one of the few uh Jingles where Dave just screamed something but
54:49
it actually worked yeah that's right I've never participated in this before I
54:55
always run so this is going to be fun you're either going to be really good at
54:58
it then or really bad at it there's well the the beauty of this game is it's
55:05
pretty much random unless you've seen the film mhm so yeah it's uh it's yeah
55:11
there's no way to know this really unless you've seen the poster or
55:13
whatever so the way it works is uh I'm going to name a film and then I'm going
55:17
to give three potential taglines for the film and we have to guess which is the
55:22
correct tagline for that film and I believe as a as a little twist uh these
55:27
are all Australian films oh so that's you remember when we used
55:33
to do segments like this remember when we used to have the time during the week
55:38
to like think up and execute this kind of stuff yeah I can't imagine having
55:44
that kind of time anymore when we all used to live in the same
55:49
country yeah that's true we did we did all right so the first
55:54
film is Arctic
55:59
blast is the tagline for Arctic
56:02
blast hell is about to freeze over mhm
56:07
mhm mhm is it -70° and
56:12
dropping or is it you've just been given the cold
56:17
shoulder o I'm going to go with the first
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one okay no second one no third I'm
56:25
going my First Choice first one okay is you going with the first one luk
56:32
yep I I might go with the second one I I was hoping that one would kind of tie
56:37
into the word blast none of them none of them really did so I I'm going to go with number
56:43
two well in that case I'll go number three just to you know get some good
56:48
coverage Luke if Matt gets this we'll know it's rigged
56:52
y all right so I'm going to click on this link here and uh hopefully this is
56:58
going to tell me the
57:03
answer he could he could just Google for the
57:06
poster yeah Arctic blast there you go
57:12
okay uh who picked B that be me Dan Dan
57:17
is correct hey is B I picked it first though but I live yeah but then you
57:22
undid it I think you better you better read it out again cuz the list and and
57:26
possibly us as well have already forgotten what that was Arctic blast the
57:31
the tagline for Arctic blast is minus 70° and dropping when a solar eclipse
57:37
sends a colossal blast of super chilled air towards Earth it then sets not sure
57:42
that's how an eclipse works but go on it then sets up a catastrophic chain
57:47
of events that threatens to engulf the world in ice and begin a new Ice Age oh
57:53
okay technically we actually still in an ice age but that's fine hm sounds like a
57:57
good movie this this film stars a lot of
58:00
people I don't recognize yeah haven't seen the film Matt well and it was
58:06
filmed in uh in Tasmania oh okay have you ever been to Tasmania I have not no
58:11
well that's why you don't know those people I think Tasmania looks nice
58:16
though it looks like a nice place I've been there it's very cold I imagine
58:21
Tasmania to be like a slightly larger camra um
58:27
no smaller all
58:31
right okay no no it's more there's more
58:36
like rainforest or rainforest like I don't know forests and jungles and stuff
58:41
the bush the bush the you mean not Bush it's not what do you mean it's not Bush
58:46
there's trees and stuff yeah that's the bush that's not the bush in Australia
58:51
that's called the bush I think he's right I think he's
58:55
right don't live in Australia neither does Matt and you do but I don't I still don't
59:00
think see I would have called that the bush I'd call the Bush the second you
59:05
get out in this like scrub
59:09
and where where you if you can't tempt fate in the undergrowth
59:14
yeah in Tasmania they have Tasmanian tigers they had I wish they had
59:21
T they're still out there [ __ ] I I know I really hope they are like like no no
59:25
joke here I [ __ ] hope they are and I think about it so often like like way
59:31
more often than than I should care about but I do I just want there to be thos
59:36
scenes really don't think there are though no I don't think there are either
59:42
all right film two this this is a film I'm familiar
59:48
with uh it's called Black Sheep
59:52
oh I think it's a New Zealand film oh I know this movie
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mie I haven't seen it though it's a great movie I'm afraid our familiarity
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with this is going to make this easier looking at him but we'll see okay is the
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tagline for Black Sheep it's going to be a bad
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night if it's not that that's that's a
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great one is it yes sir yes sir three
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blood bags full oh it's a good tagline that is or is it there are 40 million
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sheep in New Zealand and they're pissed
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off well from memory I think it might be that
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one yeah all right so you're going to go with C I'm going to go with the first
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one quite honestly the first two were better than that one uh yeah but I'm
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still going to guess the third one nonetheless all right I'm going to do that
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too and let's have a look yeah we are
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correct so sorry Luke so that's uh that's a point for Dan and a point for me so I'm
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sitting comfortably on two Matt's trailing behind by just one and Luke is
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sitting on a cool zero yes that's right an experiment in genetic engineering
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turns harmless sheep into bloodthirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling New
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Zealand Farm in Black Sheep the 2006
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horror comedy uh third film Razer
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back oh now I have seen Razer back kill
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a pig that's right direct directed by Russell Malai the director of
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Highlander oh awesome and if you haven't seen this film Matt [ __ ] see it all
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right I will but I don't know what the tagline is I saw this movie when I was
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very young really would
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10 no I would have been even younger like eight well it's it's a it's mid 80s
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right like early to mid 80s from memory so you saw
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it when it first came out Luke yep nice haven't seen it since 25 or something
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all right is the tagline for Razer back now it's your turn to
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squeal Raz back or
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Deliverance is it a new breed of
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Terror or is it this one's my favorite are you going to finish that because it
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wants to finish you that's awesome H that could also be
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a movie about a hamburger that eats people I want it to be the first one but
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I think it's the second one all right so Luke's going to go with
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B uh what mat I've already forgotten what the first and second ones are the
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first one was now it's your turn to squeal and the second one was a new
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breed of Terror oh yeah I think it might be number two as well I'm doubling down
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with Luke all right I'm going to go with number one just just cuz mhm not no F if
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we all pick the same one so Razer back let's have a
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look have a look let's have a look a new breed of Terror ah yeah yes I finally
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got one so all right
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and sorry just going to update the scores three one all right all right
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Dan's winning yeah the final
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film is a worth double points I've seen and enjoyed are are you okay with that
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Dan sure all right this one's worth double points it's an evolving game
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triple tag lines of Terror much like the AFL change the rules up every season the
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fourth film Undead a film that I've seen and enjoyed but I don't recall the
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tagline for it neither do I but I do I do remember when that film came out I
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don't think I've seen this one it's a it's a fun film it is is zombies and an
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alien yeah it's a bit weird but fun yeah is the tagline for Undead crazy has come
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to town for a visit is it survival isn't just for the
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living or is it Mar Marge the brains are
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ear i' said I said ear because it's got a little apostrophe but like the brains
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are here not ear like you listen I've seen this film and I and I
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can't remember enough of the plot to know which one of those three it is but
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I don't know either I'm going to go for the third one because that's just
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great um I just remembered that there's a scene in this movie MH where the
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zombie like the zombie fish attack a fisherman in a boat right
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do you remember that no oh man I'm going to go to first one I remember there's a
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scene where aliens come and most of them have got this like covering or something
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and one doesn't and then they're like dude you you're out here naked he's like un who I
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am yeah it's a good movie yeah um I'm
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gonna go with so Dan's gone C Luke's gone a I'm going to go B I guess just
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for the coverage and the answer is hopefully on the IMDb
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page Undead the answer is crazy has come
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to town oh for a visit double points for
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Luke yes so I'm equal first you're tie
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with me wow yeah there we go and uh Dary we need a
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tiebreaker the uh the synopsis acquaint Australian fishing Village is overcome
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by meteorites that turn its residents into the ravenous Undead leaving a small
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group of those unarmed to find a way out of those
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unharmed unharmed [ __ ] me leaving a small group of those unharmed to find a
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way out sorry for butchering that synopsis all right so jeez yeah okay we
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need like a tiebreaker you know what I don't know why I just this just popped
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into my head but when you said Undead for a moment I thought you were talking
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about another Australian horror film whose name doesn't have anything to do
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with Undead but have you seen the movie cut
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yes that's the one with it's got Kye man in it oh it does I think she's only in
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one scene but yeah that is that is the movie basically so they could put her in
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the trailer and people would go and see it you know what I'm trying to remember
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it's got a bunch of soap stars in it basically the girl the the the monster
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his catchphrase is now you die that's right
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yeah because uh great stuff oh Molly
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Ringwald is in it oh yeah yes Kye monog oh Jessica napia that's who I was
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thinking of Yeah Yeah from Echo Point yeah uh and I don't want to I don't want
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to spoil anything uh because it's a good movie you should see it but uh you know
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it's it has been 17 years since this came out so that's well that's well past
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Luke's uh two we uh cooling off
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period the uh the monster it ends up being being the film
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itself oh I remember that now right yeah
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[ __ ] I don't remember it at all I'll be honest I know I've seen
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it well that's triple tag lines of Terror um Luke and Dan are tied so I
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guess we'll have to have to resolve this at a later date yeah Darcy to uh you
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need to weigh in buddy I don't have a I don't have a tiebreaker at this point I
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mean you know if if Luke hadn't have quickly jumped in there with the double
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or nothing then you know it wouldn't be a tiebreaker I just want to put that out
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there you know I just want to make that perfectly clear everyone agreed to the
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rule yeah no no we did we did so that being said now it's a tie when we were
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in La we were walking to we decided it would be a good idea to walk to the
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convention center if we could it was not a good idea because it was very hot and
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it was way further than we thought um we were walking along and
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there was a gentleman sat on a bench minding his own business until we got
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close and then he looked up like jumped
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up at us and said uh said do you want to see a bum bum do
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you want to see a bum bum and uh you said yes I said no thanks we're good and
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then he was like come on come on want to see my poopies want to see my pee pee
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want to see my poopies and uh at which point we we
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started to walk a bit faster and he kind of just followed us down the road a bit
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yelling just trying to get us to look at his butt I guess I don't really know
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what his end game was why didn't he just a look you know what it's one of those
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you know you look back and you think if only I had if only I'd just you know if
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only I had just looked but Luke we all know when you were in America you saw
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some dicks right don't don't try to
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force dicks onto m when when dicks are presented you just
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go with it why saw a dick when we were in New York that same trip um she saw it
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and you didn't well she saw more than I did she was just standing on the right
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at the right angle uh when a when a man was making
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love to a fire hydrant
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oh I like how it's making love to it yeah
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you know sweet yeah there was nothing weird or disgusting about it he was a
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tender attentive lover to that hydrant M yeah that's what you want to see when
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you see people having sex on the street yeah you want that connection to be
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there oh he was connected to it all right by the dick can you dock with a
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fire hydrant yeah you can Matt you can just ask away
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