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Episode #3959 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: World-famous Phil Henry Show at the El Pacifico here in
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Speaker 1: Southern California, along with General Galen Shaw, Margaret Gray, and
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Speaker 1: Bud Dickman. I'm Phil Henry. And tonight we're going to
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Speaker 1: deal with actually a variety of people that we've had
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Speaker 1: on the show before. I don't think they've ever been
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Speaker 1: on together. We have Bobby Dooley at the Western Estates
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Speaker 1: Homeowners Association. We'll also be talking with Robert Green from
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Speaker 1: Bob Green's Meats and Greens. And we'll have as well
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Speaker 1: Miles Flanagan, who is a wholesaler that does a lot
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Speaker 1: of business with Bobby's Wholesales Meats. primarily. And let me
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Speaker 1: just see who I have. Bobby, you there?
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Speaker 2: Yes, Phil. Bob Green here in Anaheim. And Mr.
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Speaker 1: Flanagan?
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Speaker 2: Right. Miles Flanagan here, Phil.
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Speaker 3: And Bobby.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: Bobby, you there?
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Speaker 2: Yes, Phil. I'm hearing some music or something in the background. Right.
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Speaker 1: We can pot that down, bud.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I'm going to pot it down right now.
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Speaker 2: Because I'm hearing... Yeah, I can hear you fine. Okay.
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Speaker 1: What I wanted to talk with all of you guys about,
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Speaker 1: if I could, is this... There's a lot of.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Who should lead off? Because I'm not even... Margaret? Let
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Speaker 1: me say this. Bobby, are you there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been here for the last 15 minutes. All right.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Um, you are having a barbecue of sorts at Western Estates, correct?
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Speaker 2: Yes, we're going to be having our annual homeowners Halloween Spook-O-Rama.
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Speaker 2: And what we have along with Spook-O-Rama is we have
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Speaker 2: the barbecue.
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Speaker 1: All right, and so Bobby, I think, was ordering steaks
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Speaker 1: from Mr.
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Speaker 2: Green.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Bob, you're there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right here, Phil.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Ms. Dooley ordered steaks from you, but you ordered
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Speaker 1: steaks from Miles Flanagan?
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Speaker 2: Phil, it's Miles Flanagan. Hold on, Miles. He asked me.
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Speaker 2: I know, but I'm the one that delivered the... I
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Speaker 2: delivered the steaks. Well, that's where we got into a problem,
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Speaker 2: because he said to me, you want me to deliver
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Speaker 2: a load of meat to this woman, Dooley? No, no,
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Speaker 2: I did not. No, I did not.
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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on for a minute.
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Speaker 2: That's what I heard. Steve Dooley, I don't want a
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Speaker 2: load of meat delivered to my wife unless, of course, I.
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Speaker 3: Hold on.
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Speaker 1: Everybody just hold on.
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Speaker 2: Mr. Dooley, this guy was a pain in the ass, right?
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Speaker 1: Hold on for a minute, everybody. Put them all down.
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Speaker 1: Get them under control.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody. It's Bud Dickman, yeah. Producer of the Mr.
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Speaker 3: Henry Show. Producer of the Mr. Henry Show? Producer of
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Speaker 3: the Mr.
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Speaker 2: Henry Show?
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Speaker 1: Give me the phone, will you, for crying out loud.
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Speaker 1: Who do I have on the phone right now?
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Speaker 2: It's Bobby Dooley, Phil.
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Speaker 1: Okay. I also want to get on the phone here, Mr. Flanagan,
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Speaker 1: who I know is at the Cromer.
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Speaker 3: No, not the Cromer building.
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Speaker 1: That's in Chicago.
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Speaker 2: Uh....
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Speaker 1: Is that Mr.
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Speaker 2: Flanagan?
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Speaker 1: Is that you?
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Speaker 2: This is Bob Green, Phil. Bob Flanagan right here, Phil.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Everybody, let's just calm down. I want to get the
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Speaker 1: story straight here.
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Speaker 2: Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley, who is the homeowners association president at Western Estates
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Speaker 1: in West Hills, California, Ms. Dooley wanted to order some steaks.
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Speaker 1: Am I right about that?
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Speaker 2: Well, Phil, what I... Hold on.
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Speaker 1: If you wouldn't mind, Ms. Dooley, let me just.
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Speaker 2: My wife wants to know why the load of meat.
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Speaker 1: Would you guys just hold on and let me talk
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Speaker 1: to them?
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Speaker 2: This is a problem we had, Mr. Henry. This man, Mr. Dooley,
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Speaker 2: he kept screaming about a load of meat getting delivered
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Speaker 2: to his wife. That was the joke that we traded,
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Speaker 2: and Ms. Dooley unfortunately overheard it. I heard these gentlemen say, yeah,
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Speaker 2: her name is Bobby Dooley. Let's go ahead and deliver
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Speaker 2: a load of our meat. Yeah, I heard that too. Steve,
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Speaker 2: would you just come? All right, so how is it
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Speaker 2: that Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley overheard this? Were you guys talking? What was going on?
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Speaker 2: We were on a conference call with Ms. Dooley to
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Speaker 2: order steaks, chops, some seafood for this spook-o-rama. barbecue they
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Speaker 2: were going to have. And most unfortunately, the conference call
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Speaker 2: line stayed hot as Miles said. No, no, no, no.
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Speaker 2: Miles didn't say. You said, do we deliver the load
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Speaker 2: of meat? And I said, yes. Let's give Ms. Dooley
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Speaker 2: a load of meat she'll never forget. And both of
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Speaker 2: us laughed. I admit to laughing, yes. And I did, too.
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Speaker 2: I overheard all of this.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, there's your problem right there. the fact that
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Speaker 1: you two guys are so unprofessional, you don't know how
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Speaker 1: to do a conference call and how to mute people.
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Speaker 2: Mr. Henry, I didn't come on here to be lectured.
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Speaker 1: You guys requested the airtime so you could get this
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Speaker 1: out on the table so that you don't suffer any
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Speaker 1: kind of a public relations problem, so that you can
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Speaker 1: let everybody know what's going on, so that you can
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Speaker 1: continue doing business, that Ms. Dooley, who is threatening to
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Speaker 1: go to the media anyway, will be, you know, will
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Speaker 1: be satisfied. Is that correct, Bobby?
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Speaker 2: What do you mean by satisfied? I just... Steve. I'm
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Speaker 2: going to give you a load of meat. Sit down
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Speaker 2: over there. Oh, my God. Sit down over there before
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Speaker 2: I kick your ass.
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Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, Miss Dooley, you went butch. You got pissed off, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Dooley.
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Speaker 3: You got pissed off at Mr. Dooley, the guy you're
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Speaker 3: married to. Give me the phone, will you?
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Speaker 1: Bobby, we can't have that, okay? Are the other two
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Speaker 1: gentlemen there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm right here. I'm right here, Mr. Henry. Was
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Speaker 2: that a woman? Yes, it was me. I was getting
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Speaker 2: angry at my husband.
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Speaker 1: Okay, everybody calm down.
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Speaker 3: Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley can get angry sometimes, and it does change the
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Speaker 1: tenor of her voice.
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Speaker 2: Is Mr.
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Speaker 1: Dooley not anywhere near the phone?
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Speaker 2: Steve, just stay there. I'll never do anything again. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: he's over there. He's licking his wounds. He's licking something.
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Speaker 2: Look at that. You know, I'm the only woman in
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Speaker 2: the world who, after I chastised my husband, I wheel about,
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Speaker 2: look back at him, and he's licking his own balls.
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Speaker 2: I'm only kidding. All right.
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Speaker 1: If they're not serious. I think she is, Phil. I
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Speaker 1: think she was trying to tell a joke to sort
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Speaker 1: of get the pressure off. Yeah, it sounds like everybody's nervous.
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Speaker 2: Ms. Dooley. So she said lick his own balls? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's what I heard.
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Speaker 1: Gentlemen, we're on the air now.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sorry, Phil. Phil, I'm very sorry. I should
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Speaker 2: have been a lot more judicious in the way what
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Speaker 2: I told the joke about Steve.
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Speaker 1: We got it, Ms.
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Speaker 2: Dooley.
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Speaker 1: We got it. Bobby Dooley, who is the president of
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Speaker 1: the Homeowners Association at Western Estates, ordered some barbecue meats
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Speaker 1: that you were going to use at the Spook-O-Rama barbecue, correct?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Spook-O-Rama barbecue is coming up in a couple of weeks.
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Speaker 2: It's something that we celebrate around Halloween, and then we
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Speaker 2: have Spook-O-Rama.
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Speaker 1: Well, this Spook-O-Rama is when you break into homes.
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to debate this with you. What was
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Speaker 2: your name again?
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Speaker 1: Spook-O-Rama is when you break into homes.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to debate.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wait a minute. We're not going to debate that.
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Speaker 1: We've been down the road with Spook-O-Rama. It's what they do.
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Speaker 1: Apparently the homeowners are okay with it. So let's just
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Speaker 1: get to the barbecue. Now, you ordered these steaks.
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Speaker 2: We ordered, yeah, we ordered, I'd say, about 50 pounds
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Speaker 2: of steaks, chops, some seafood, some flounder, some swordfish steaks.
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Speaker 2: They also, Mr. Flanagan, this business, Miles Flanagan's, Mr. Flanagan,
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Speaker 2: as well as Bob Green's Meats and Greens, they advertise ceviche.
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Speaker 2: That's correct. We have shrimp cocktails, ceviche, things like that. Right.
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Speaker 2: So we ordered, I don't know how many, Quartz of Ceviche.
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Speaker 2: This was to be delivered to Western Estates. While I
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Speaker 2: am talking with Steve, these gentlemen tell me that they're
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Speaker 2: going away from the phone for a minute to talk
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Speaker 2: over the specifics of the delivery.
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Speaker 1: Let me jump in just one thing. Why were you
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Speaker 1: involved in this conversation, Bob?
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Speaker 2: Because I'm the one that facilitated... Get a load of
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Speaker 2: this guy.
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Speaker 1: Bob, it's a serious question.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Mr. Green knows Ms. Dooley from past interactions, and
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Speaker 2: so they introduced us. I introduced the two of them.
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
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Speaker 2: I know Bob Green from your show, Mr. Henry, and
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Speaker 2: some Ted of Beverly Hills. I've never purchased anything from him.
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Speaker 2: He's in Anaheim. But I understood that Bob Green's greens
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Speaker 2: and meats, you know... was the way to go.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so Bob Green put you in touch with Miles Flanagan.
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Speaker 2: Well, basically, Bob and Miles both contacted me. Yep, it
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Speaker 2: was a conference call. I know, Steve. Sit down. They
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Speaker 2: contacted me and conferenced me in.
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Speaker 1: All right, you guys are having this conference call about
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Speaker 1: how much product you need for your Spook-O-Rama barbecue.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and they said, would you excuse us for a minute?
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Speaker 2: We're going to go on hold and talk, try to
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Speaker 2: iron out some details. If I may, Phil. Go ahead.
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Speaker 2: I was talking to Carol and my secretary as to timetable,
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Speaker 2: as to delivery, and because you are a friend of
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Speaker 2: the Phil Henry show and because you knew Ted Bell
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Speaker 2: and we considered you to be someone that we had
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Speaker 2: an acquaintance with, Ms. Dilley, we were talking about expediting
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Speaker 2: the delivery and taking it to Western Estates with what
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Speaker 2: we call... The Bob Green Express. And all that is,
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Speaker 2: is we use a truck. It's got a picture of
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Speaker 2: me on the side. I'm waving. We have a big
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Speaker 2: sign that'll say, Bobby Dooley, it takes a load of... Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that was the plot there. Bobby Dooley takes a load
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Speaker 2: of meat. All I heard was... Okay, so all I
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Speaker 2: heard of that was you guys did not go on hold.
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Speaker 2: And you say, we're going to be giving her a
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Speaker 2: load of meat. And I heard Mr. Flanagan laugh. Laughing
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Speaker 2: because that was what they... We were talking about.
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Speaker 1: You guys really screwed this up.
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Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Hold on for a minute. We were
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Speaker 2: talking about putting on the LED sign on the side
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Speaker 2: of the truck that Bobby Dooley's going to take a
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Speaker 2: load of my... In retrospect, it wasn't very bright. I
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Speaker 2: heard this. We didn't see it.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so there was no truck that... There's been no delivery.
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Speaker 2: No, there's been no delivery. We're not scheduled to have
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Speaker 2: the barbecue for a couple of weeks. And I can
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Speaker 2: assure you, if I see a truck pull up in
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Speaker 2: front of this place with an LED readout that says,
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Speaker 2: Bobby Dooley taking a fresh load. I want to apologize, Ms. Dooley.
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Speaker 2: I find it to be very unprofessional.
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Speaker 1: It's entirely sexist as well and insulting.
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Speaker 2: Yes, sexist, unprofessional. And my husband, I had a hard
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Speaker 2: time holding him back. What does that mean? What does
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Speaker 2: that mean Hold you back? That's a funny one. Let
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Speaker 2: you go back to licking your balls.
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Speaker 1: Hey, listen, guys, I'm going to hang up and let
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Speaker 1: you guys work this out in a courtroom if you
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Speaker 1: want to.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Let you go back to licking my balls.
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Speaker 1: All right, everybody be quiet.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Phil. We did not want this to go juvenile,
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Speaker 2: but apparently it has.
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Speaker 1: So far, so as far as I can tell, what's
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Speaker 1: been worked out here is, Bob, where are you?
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Speaker 2: I'm in the store right now. I'm sorry. That's pretty
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Speaker 2: loud there. Thank you. I know that. I'm in the bathtub,
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Speaker 2: or at least I was trying to enjoy a tub,
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Speaker 2: but I've been having to deal with all of this.
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Speaker 1: I understand, Ms.
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Speaker 3: Dooley. You want some hot water?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you wouldn't mind, hit me again, will you? Oh,
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Speaker 2: God almighty, that feels good. All right, Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley, if you don't mind, we want to continue talking
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Speaker 1: to you. All right, so what I'm getting here now
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Speaker 1: is the fact that you guys have.
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Speaker 1: You understand that this was a mistake. Why did you
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Speaker 1: want to go on the air with us?
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Speaker 2: I wanted known, and I want your listeners to know,
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Speaker 2: that Bob Green, who is a sponsor of yours, and
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Speaker 2: Miles Flanagan, who also is in the wholesale business, was
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Speaker 2: there on that phone talking about me taking a load. Yes,
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Speaker 2: talking about the load of me. Well, what's the difference?
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Speaker 2: There's a big difference, honey, between taking a load. Oh,
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Speaker 2: my God, are you kidding me? All right, okay, so
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Speaker 2: he's talking about Bob.
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Speaker 1: I think we got it.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
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Speaker 1: Green, Mr. Flanagan, what have you got to say?
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Speaker 2: I want to apologize from the bottom of my heart
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Speaker 2: to you, Ms. Dooley, and to you, Mr. Dooley, and
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Speaker 2: everyone at Western Estates. Bob Green's Greens and Meats has
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Speaker 2: always been about the freshest meats and greens, has always
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Speaker 2: been about the great grocery section that we have. our
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Speaker 2: great deli section, and just the courtesy and the great
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Speaker 2: service that we've delivered to our customers over the years.
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Speaker 2: Back when we were Fraser Foods, and now it's Bob
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Speaker 2: Green's Bean Meat. I'm sorry, I'm nervous. Bob Green's Green Meat.
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Speaker 2: Bob Green's Green Meat and Greens. Bob Green's Green Meat
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Speaker 2: and Greens? No, Bob Green's Meat and... I'm sorry, I interrupted. Yes,
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Speaker 2: he did. I want to say I'm sorry, Ms. Dooley.
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Speaker 2: What was meant by that was nothing... I can guarantee you,
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Speaker 2: nothing perverse. There was no sexual intent. It was just
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Speaker 2: a bad joke. It was a bad joke. It was
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Speaker 2: a bad joke, and my husband got a hold of that.
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Speaker 2: That was all I could do to hold him back.
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Speaker 2: From licking his balls? Okay, Mr.
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Speaker 1: Green, I'm going to get rid of you, and I'm
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Speaker 1: going to get rid of Mr. Flanagan, and I'll just
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Speaker 1: get on the line here with Ms. Dooley and just
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Speaker 1: have Ms. Dooley wrap this up. I'm awfully sorry, Bobby.
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Speaker 2: Well, this is what I've been dealing with here with
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Speaker 2: this man, Mr. Green. And talking about Steve, I made
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Speaker 2: a joke just a moment ago about Steve.
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Speaker 1: Okay, can we knock off with that?
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Speaker 2: I made a joke. These two jokers, this Miles Flanagan
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Speaker 2: and Bob Green picked it up. The point that I'm
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Speaker 2: making here is I'm a married woman. I'm a mother
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Speaker 2: of three sons. And I don't need these two monkeys
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Speaker 2: down there at Bob Green's Meats and Greens. And I
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Speaker 2: can only imagine what they do when the sun goes down.
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Speaker 1: Let's not turn this around and make it crude. You know,
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Speaker 1: let's not turn this around and turn it into some
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Speaker 1: kind of a juvenile back and forth.
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Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm dead serious. Whatever he and Miles Flanagan
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Speaker 2: get up to when the sun goes down and there
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Speaker 2: ain't no one around to talk about it. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Bobby, thank you very much. So you accept their apologies?
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Speaker 2: What, are you pushing me off the air?
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Speaker 1: We don't need any more juvenile comments.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry. Yes, I accept their apologies. And
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Speaker 2: we will expect that load. I'll let my husband do this.
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Speaker 2: We do expect a load of their meat for our
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Speaker 2: Spook-O-Rama barbecue, but the load of meat that we expect,
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Speaker 2: they're going to deliver the load.
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Speaker 1: Deliver the load to you?
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Speaker 2: You know what, General?
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Speaker 1: All right, they're going to deliver a load of meat.
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Speaker 2: They can deliver a load of meat. And, General Shaw,
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Speaker 2: that was uncalled for.
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Speaker 1: Well, what are you talking about, Dooley?
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Speaker 2: I'm talking about how we expect Bob Green and Miles
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Speaker 2: Flanagan to go ahead and bring me a load of meat. Oh,
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Speaker 2: that sounded bad. I'll do it. Jesus H. Christ. Okay, Ms.
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Speaker 1: Dooley, I think we got it all in. You know,
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Speaker 1: you just took the Lord's name, and a lot of
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Speaker 1: people get pissed off about that.
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Speaker 2: You're kidding me. I'm talking to Phil Henry, where we
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Speaker 2: hear every kind of vulgarity, and you are upset about that.
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Speaker 1: We're trying to clean up the act around here, Bobby,
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Speaker 1: if you don't mind.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry. I will just simply say I
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Speaker 2: accept their apologies. We will expect... Yeah, okay, I'll say it.
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Speaker 2: I expect a load of your meat, Miles, delivered to me.
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Speaker 2: For our Spook-O-Rambo barbecue, that'll be coming.
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Speaker 1: Well, you did your best.
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Speaker 3: You did your best, but it is the Dooley's.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Dooley's, all right.
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Speaker 2: Unreal.
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Speaker 3: Now, I know that.
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Speaker 1: What do you got?
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Speaker 3: I got Bob Green and Miles Flanagan. They want to
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Speaker 3: talk about something completely different.
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Speaker 1: What is this, the Bob Green and Miles Flanagan show?
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Speaker 3: They wanted to.
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Speaker 4: No, they talked to me about this fellow has to
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Speaker 4: do with a grievance that Miles Flanagan has with Bob Green.
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Speaker 1: I'm not here to mediate all of their problems. What
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Speaker 1: is it? It has to do with the Indigenous Peoples Day.
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Hey, Bob?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil, listen, I did mean to apologize to Miles
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Speaker 2: for something. It was originally a joke, but also I
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Speaker 2: was upset about something. You there, Miles? Yeah, I'm right here.
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Speaker 2: What happened was Miles today was on the phone with me,
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Speaker 2: and he said, Happy Columbus Day. And I screamed at him,
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Speaker 2: it's not Happy Columbus Day, it's Indigenous Peoples Day, you blank, blank, blank. Right, right. Well,
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Speaker 2: let me just, I'll take it over. Go ahead. I
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Speaker 2: took the phone call from Bob Green this morning. We
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Speaker 2: were going to talk about this Dooley situation. And he
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Speaker 2: said to me, I said, well, hey, Bob, good morning,
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Speaker 2: Happy Columbus Day. And at the top of his lungs...
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Speaker 2: This guy, Bob Green, who's no more than 5'6. Okay,
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Speaker 2: don't rub it in, pal. I'm not rubbing it in.
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Speaker 2: I'm just saying at the top of his lungs, he
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Speaker 2: screamed down the phone, it's Indigenous Peoples Day. You limey F,
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 1: Oh, you're kidding, Bob.
16:01
Speaker 2: I didn't mean it to sound as harsh as it sounded.
16:04
Speaker 2: You know, you screamed at me. You said, this is
16:08
Speaker 2: Indigenous Peoples Day. It's not Columbus Day. You limey F.
16:13
Speaker 2: And then you hung up, and then he calls back
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Speaker 2: five minutes later laughing. And I found it was not
16:18
Speaker 2: in good taste. Well, why did you have to bring
16:20
Speaker 2: it up here on this show? Because I wanted people
16:22
Speaker 2: to know that when it comes to these kinds of
16:24
Speaker 2: interactions with the public, Bob, your instincts are way off.
16:28
Speaker 1: Okay, Bob, I got to agree with Bob on this one, though, Miles.
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Speaker 2: Why?
16:32
Speaker 1: Because it really is just something between the two of you.
16:35
Speaker 1: You were kidding around, Bob?
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Speaker 2: Absolutely I was kidding around, Brian. You're calling me a
16:39
Speaker 2: limey FU. You know what? I didn't think it was
16:42
Speaker 2: going to be broadcast out over the air like this.
16:45
Speaker 1: Why did you bring it up with the smiles?
16:47
Speaker 2: Because I want people to know the nature of this man.
16:49
Speaker 2: Everyone talking to me about delivering a load of meat.
16:51
Speaker 2: I'm going to take a load of Bobby Dooley's meat.
16:54
Speaker 2: You want to get right down to it. Whatever that means.
16:56
Speaker 2: I'm basically taking a load of her meat, of her
17:01
Speaker 2: pissed off meat. I don't know. Yeah, see, there you go.
17:04
Speaker 2: That's what happens when one of these, well, I didn't
17:06
Speaker 2: mean to say Limey. Yeah, see that? That's on the
17:08
Speaker 2: tip of his tongue.
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Speaker 1: Let's not call people names, Bob, if you don't mind.
17:11
Speaker 1: So you called up, you called him.
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Speaker 2: I called Bob this morning. We're going to talk about
17:15
Speaker 2: the duly audit. I said, hey, happy Columbus Day. And
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Speaker 2: he goes, it's Indigenous People's Day. You Limey, F you,
17:23
Speaker 2: and you can smell the rest.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God, Bob. What are you, just looking to
17:28
Speaker 1: shake people's day up?
17:29
Speaker 2: I thought it would be funny just to say, hey,
17:32
Speaker 2: you limey, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're sorry. Ever since I
17:36
Speaker 2: started doing business with you, I've had problems. If it
17:38
Speaker 2: isn't somebody delivering a load of someone's meat, it's got
17:41
Speaker 2: you calling me up and calling me a limey this
17:43
Speaker 2: and that and screaming at me about it. There's always
17:46
Speaker 2: something going on. There's always a delivery of load, delivering
17:50
Speaker 2: a load of meat thing. It never ends with this.
17:53
Speaker 2: I've had more problems, Mr. Henry, and all it had
17:55
Speaker 2: to do with was delivering a load of meat. I
17:59
Speaker 2: don't know. Originally, you thought it was pretty good that
18:01
Speaker 2: we differentiate those things. I didn't know it was going
18:03
Speaker 2: to turn into a three-ring circus. You'll be able to
18:06
Speaker 2: take care of it with one phone call and say, look,
18:08
Speaker 2: let's not reference it as someone taking a load of meat.
18:12
Speaker 2: But you just keep stretching it out and stretching it out. No,
18:15
Speaker 2: I'm not. Yes, you are.
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Speaker 1: Bob, it seems to me that, yeah, you do. You
18:18
Speaker 1: just keep that, you love that running joke of taking.
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Speaker 3: A load of meat.
18:22
Speaker 2: I don't take, let me tell you what. See this?
18:25
Speaker 2: What is it? You don't take a load of meat?
18:26
Speaker 2: I don't take a load of anybody's meat, no. This
18:29
Speaker 2: is what I'm talking about, Phil. This is what I'm
18:30
Speaker 2: talking about, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Bob, why don't you grow the hell up with
18:33
Speaker 1: this and forget it and get back to business and
18:36
Speaker 1: get back to good relations with Mr. Flanagan and Ms.
18:39
Speaker 1: Dooley and all the other customers?
18:41
Speaker 2: Boy, I tell you what, I've never had anybody talk
18:43
Speaker 2: to me like that.
18:44
Speaker 4: You've got to be kidding, Green. People have given you
18:46
Speaker 4: a lot of crap over the years because you deserve it.
18:49
Speaker 2: I never had anybody talk to me on the air
18:52
Speaker 2: and tell me not to keep taking a load of meat. See,
18:57
Speaker 2: there he is.
18:57
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to, you know, here's what we'll do.
19:00
Speaker 1: We'll just 86 both of you guys from the show
19:02
Speaker 1: from now until whenever. I don't care, Bob. You know,
19:05
Speaker 1: we have you on infrequently as a sponsor.
19:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you are. You like my money, though. My
19:09
Speaker 2: money's good and green, isn't it?
19:10
Speaker 1: I don't need your money, okay? We can cancel your advertising.
19:13
Speaker 2: You threatened to cancel my advertising. Okay.
19:17
Speaker 1: Bud, get in touch with Hoagie and tell him we
19:20
Speaker 1: don't want the Bob Green account and whatever time that
19:23
Speaker 1: we've promised him, we'll go ahead and air the commercials,
19:26
Speaker 1: but that's it.
19:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you got it.
19:28
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Are you Bob? No, I'm not.
19:32
Speaker 1: So you've canceled Bob Green?
19:34
Speaker 2: Yes, I have.
19:35
Speaker 1: Phil, that guy's been with you for over 20 years.
19:37
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care at all. You know,
19:41
Speaker 1: this thing started out as Bobby Dooley takes a load
19:43
Speaker 1: of our meat and then all of a sudden he's
19:45
Speaker 1: screaming at Miles Flanagan about Indigenous Peoples Day and then
19:50
Speaker 1: he just seems to think he owns the place. And
19:53
Speaker 1: that Bob Green Today.
19:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the news program that we were supposed
19:58
Speaker 3: to carry.
19:58
Speaker 1: I was told I was supposed to carry this Bob
20:00
Speaker 1: Green Today news show where he walks down the street
20:02
Speaker 1: in a pair of chaps with his ass hanging out. Oh, yeah,
20:06
Speaker 1: that was the news. Yeah, Bob Green delivers the news.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, along with a load of meat.
20:11
Speaker 1: Okay, can we knock that crap off? Did you get
20:13
Speaker 1: in touch with him?
20:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got him on the phone now. Hoagie, yeah. Yeah,
20:17
Speaker 3: we're going to cancel Bob Green. Yeah, outright, yeah. Yeah, huh?
20:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh?
20:22
Speaker 3: Well, it seems that.
20:23
Speaker 1: Talk to him in another room.
20:24
Speaker 2: Sorry.
20:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hoagie.
20:26
Speaker 2: Man. What?
20:28
Speaker 1: I got Bob Green over here. Are you answering phones now? Yes,
20:30
Speaker 1: as long as Bud is preoccupied, yes. Well, all right,
20:33
Speaker 1: I'll take the call.
20:34
Speaker 2: God. Yeah, Bob. Phil, I'm calling you to tell you
20:39
Speaker 2: two things, okay? When you canceled my advertising, I got
20:44
Speaker 2: so angry, I turned around and I walked right into
20:46
Speaker 2: a door, all right? And I've got a very severe
20:51
Speaker 2: swelling of my mouth. As well, if I call it
20:54
Speaker 2: up to say to you, I'm sorry for offending you,
20:57
Speaker 2: but you'd be happy to know that my mouth, I
21:00
Speaker 2: probably am going to lose a couple of teeth.
21:02
Speaker 1: What happened to you, Bob?
21:03
Speaker 2: You want me to go through it again?
21:04
Speaker 1: Yes.
21:05
Speaker 2: I turned, I got so angry after Phil hooked the
21:07
Speaker 2: phone up on me, I turned around real fast and
21:10
Speaker 2: I ran into a door.
21:11
Speaker 1: You did this once before at our show, didn't you?
21:14
Speaker 2: No, I did not do that once before.
21:16
Speaker 1: Oh, I heard you. No, you had been in a
21:19
Speaker 1: wrestling match or someone had strangled you or something?
21:22
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, one of my customers because of coronavirus.
21:26
Speaker 3: All right, Bob.
21:27
Speaker 1: I accept your apologies. We would like to keep you
21:30
Speaker 1: as an advertiser. You sound bad.
21:32
Speaker 2: That's right. I should go to a doctor, shouldn't I?
21:35
Speaker 1: It sounds like it.
21:36
Speaker 2: But I've held off going to the doctor to test
21:39
Speaker 2: out you. I'm sorry. Even if I lose teeth, even
21:42
Speaker 2: if I lose teeth, even if I have to take
21:44
Speaker 2: stitches up my mouth, I just want you to know.
21:51
Speaker 2: What did you just say? I'm talking to my secretary.
21:55
Speaker 1: Okay. Bob, you better get to the doctor.
21:58
Speaker 2: You got a bag of ice in your mouth? You
22:03
Speaker 2: make me sound like I'm a 24-karat dipshit. All right, great.
22:07
Speaker 1: Bob Green's back on the air. He ran into a door,
22:10
Speaker 1: messed up his mouth. How's Miles Flanagan? I don't know.
22:13
Speaker 1: Can we get him on the phone? I guess we could.
22:15
Speaker 1: I don't know.
22:16
Speaker 3: He's just in his office, right?
22:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:18
Speaker 1: Hey, Miles, Phil Hendry.
22:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil. You know what happened to me? I bit
22:22
Speaker 2: my tongue.
22:24
Speaker 1: You bit your tongue. Bob Green ran into a door.
22:26
Speaker 2: I saw him run into the door, and I bit
22:29
Speaker 2: my tongue. Because I was laughing all out.
22:33
Speaker 1: I wonder if Bobby Dooley's okay. Okay, thanks, Miles.
22:35
Speaker 2: Well, what are you trying to do?
22:37
Speaker 1: Get Bobby Dooley on the phone.
22:38
Speaker 2: What?
22:38
Speaker 1: Get Bobby Dooley on the phone. Well, Phil, what is this?
22:40
Speaker 1: Some kind of a joke? Yes, it is. It's starting
22:42
Speaker 1: to be really funny to me. What happened? You sounded.
22:46
Speaker 2: What happened was, is I tripped and my chin hit
22:49
Speaker 2: the tub when I heard Bob Green say I take
22:51
Speaker 2: a load of meat. Yeah, my wife tripped and her
22:54
Speaker 2: chin hit the tub, Mr. Henry. She's got a bag
22:55
Speaker 2: of ice on her mouth. She's going to have to
22:57
Speaker 2: go to the doctor in the morning. Well, I've got
22:58
Speaker 2: to go to urgent care. Go to urgent care.
23:01
Speaker 1: That sounds like a pretty serious injury, Bobby.
23:03
Speaker 2: I'm okay. I just, I've got a bag of ice
23:06
Speaker 2: on it. That's why I do it the other way.
23:08
Speaker 2: That's why I do do it.
23:10
Speaker 1: Bobby, what exactly happened?
23:12
Speaker 2: I tripped, and my chin hit the tub when I
23:14
Speaker 2: heard him say, take a load of the meat. The
23:16
Speaker 2: guy said, take a load of my meat. My wife
23:18
Speaker 2: looked at me, laughed, and then tripped, and her chin
23:21
Speaker 2: hit the tub.
23:22
Speaker 1: Bobby, be more careful in the future. Do you realize
23:25
Speaker 1: that you, Miles Flanagan, and Bob Green, all three of
23:27
Speaker 1: you guys suffered injuries to your mouths as a result
23:31
Speaker 1: of doing this show?
23:32
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. What were they doing, sucking each
23:34
Speaker 2: other's dick or something?
23:36
Speaker 1: Would you edit that out, please?
23:37
Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
23:38
Speaker 3: Unreal.
23:39
Speaker 1: Well, Phil, this is what you get when you invite
23:40
Speaker 1: those three gibbering, hopping, and skipping chimps onto your show.
23:47
Speaker 1: Onto your show. I don't even know. What business did.
23:50
Speaker 3: We get done here? First of all, you cooled it
23:54
Speaker 3: out between Bobby Dooley and Miles Flanagan.
23:57
Speaker 2: Yes.
23:57
Speaker 1: All right, we cooled out Bobby Dooley being upset because
24:00
Speaker 1: Miles Flanagan and Bob Green said that she was taking
24:02
Speaker 1: a load of their meat. They were supposed to be
24:04
Speaker 1: on hold, and they weren't. Then we had a fist fight,
24:06
Speaker 1: not a fist fight, we had a... We had the
24:08
Speaker 1: fight between Bob Green and Miles Flanagan about it being
24:10
Speaker 1: Indigenous Peoples Day.
24:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the three of them suffered mouth injuries
24:15
Speaker 4: when they got upset and ran into doors, tubs, or
24:18
Speaker 4: whatever the hell.
24:21
Speaker 1: I think Miles Flanagan bit his tongue.
24:23
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
24:26
Speaker 3: This is it, fuck.
24:28
Speaker 1: And so did you.
24:29
Speaker 3: So did you, bud.
24:29
Speaker 2: That's right.
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24:37
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