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Release the She Beast (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: So, we better just roll into our movie threat, because
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: people need to be threatened.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: That's why they listen, I'm assuming.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: Threats.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: So, since this episode that you're not going to listen to,
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: but if you were cool you'd be listening to, we're
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: going to be discussing a witch. So, I was like, okay,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: what else have I seen in the video box world that.
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: Sort of fits?
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: How about a succubus?
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Succubus colon hellbent is our threat of the week so
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: this is a 2007 film and uh let me bring
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: up the back of the box here because hellbent you
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: said you're not you're not.
• 0:53
  Speaker 4: Are there multiple succubus.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Movies i'm sure there are i'm sure there.
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: Are got the secondary title succubi if not.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Should be that is the plural i thought it is
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: actually but then people always try to correct me when
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: it's a weird one like that they're like Actually, they're
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: called whatever. I'm actually typing the word colon because my
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: life is a disaster.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: Succubus colon.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Don't Google that.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: I put the actual colon. I type succubus, the actual,
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: I put the actual colon, and I'm just over here
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: typing colon.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Succubus colon, colon, colon.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: Succubus gets a hold of your colon. It ain't pretty.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: And now, thanks to Nora, I really want to look
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: up succubus colon.
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: Turn off safe search.
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's always Ollie.
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: Well, the front cover is cute. It looks like a
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen vehicle.
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: You're looking at a different vehicle.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, so the back of the box says.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, not exactly Mary-Kate.
• 1:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's fun.
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: See, I mean, look at that.
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: She's like sassy.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is the box I saw, but it's...
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. To me, again, it's very retro, which
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: we'll get into, because it looks like an 80s movie. Yeah.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: It's the Tom Cruise pulling his sunglasses down move that
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: every movie that followed, every... poster box art kind of
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: copied for I don't know why like it's not like
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: it was that effective the first time but somehow it
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: just came to symbolize this look how fucking cool we
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: are which is exactly what we're about to get into
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: here the back of the box says when a fiery
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: hot demoness follows Adam home from a wild spring break trip,
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: this ultra-rich playboy's life is turned upside down. The body
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: count is rising as Lilith, hellbent on payback, uses all
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: of her power and passion to exact her revenge. Jam-packed
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: with smoking hot girls, fast cars, and faster jets, succubus
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: hellbent is a sexy mix of obsession and evil that
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: will leave you breathless.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: I don't see what the problem is. I will totally
• 2:56
  Speaker 2: watch that movie.
• 2:57
  Speaker 3: Would you like me to give you the problem?
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Because then right below that it gets to the cast,
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: which I don't know if you looked up.
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: But their big names that they have are Gary Busey.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Told you I'd ruin it for you.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you ruined anything yet.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: The other one that ruins it for me is Lorenzo Lamas,
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: which again, you only have to be about 80 to
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: realize why that's such a terrible thing to have to watch.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: Gaining interest.
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: Just below Gary Busey.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: That puts it in perspective. I just feel bad for
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: Kelly Hu and David Keith because they're all good. I
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: like both of them, but working with Gary Busey and
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: Lorenzo Lamas in this, I also, it sounded so terrible.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I have to watch this trailer. Oh,
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: It is, like.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, but I know.
• 3:46
  Speaker 3: But, like, that's the thing.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: I expected a certain level of, like, early 2000s version of, like,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: bad straight-to-streaming movie. It feels like a straight-to-video 90s movie.
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: Like, mid-90s.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: Like, it is totally... Not 2007. So I'm like, how
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: many years did this sit on the shelf?
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: Once you've made the sell, you don't have to keep selling.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: You say that, but you'll be the first one complaining
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: about it when we're forced to watch.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: Just because I complain about two-thirds of these movies doesn't
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: mean I'm going to hate all of them.
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: Wait, is Gary Busey the sexy playboy?
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, let's hope so. Actually, it might be more fun
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: if it was.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: But no, he's, I don't know, some dumb old man.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway, because again, none of those are the main cast.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: You get to the whole thing playing there and I'm like,
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know this guy playing the lead. Sexy playboy,
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: I'm using air quotes. And then the succubus girl shows
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: up and I'm like, and I don't know who she is.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: So none of these people.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: Are the leads. They're just random people they brought in
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: for like a scene. They're like, look, we can only
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: afford David Keith for a few minutes, so get your
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: important dialogue out now. He's going home after lunch. I'm
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: so intrigued. You say that every time, too.
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: Every time you watch this garbage.
• 5:06
  Speaker 3: You're going to be like, what the hell am I seeing?
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is Nora is the optimistic one,
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: and I just can't seem to learn my lessons.
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: We're the Ernie and Bert.
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: I like that. I like that.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: We should get an apartment together.
• 5:26
  Speaker 3: Kermit the Frog here.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: That does make me Kermit.
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: We'll watch you on the news.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: Standing at the microphone, which I've been doing for more
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: years than I want to think about.
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: Which one of us is which in this scenario? We'll
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: let that just play out over time. No need to
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: set expectations on this. And I do look good in stripes.
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not even kidding.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Continue down that road. So, and also to continue how
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: terrible this is, on the box, the little tagline says,
• 5:56
  Speaker 1: what happens at spring break should stay at spring break.
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: Now that's a way more early 2000s tagline. So obviously
• 6:05
  Speaker 3: that's when they repackaged this.
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: But they weren't even trying at that point.
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: No, they know long since.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think writing this, they were trying every step
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: of the way they continued to take it down a notch.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: But then online, when you look it up, it says,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: sometimes what happens at spring break doesn't stay at spring break.
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: It follows you home.
• 6:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: Way too wordy.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: There is a industrial size dumpster somewhere that is full
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: of cards where they were trying to write down And
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: all of them start with what happens at spring.
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: No, because there's a third one. Because I watched the trailer,
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: it's got one at the very end.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: It's not near as wordy.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: It goes, she's to die for.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: No, it's not okay.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: It's dumb.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: It's really dumb. It's dumb, and I'm sure there's a
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: million other movies that have that.
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: What happens in Destin, Florida follows you home along I-75 north.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: We'll kill you like everything else in Florida.
• 7:07
  Speaker 4: Till you get back to Des Moines, Iowa where you
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: live as a sexy playboy.
• 7:13
  Speaker 3: Oh no, he lives in the Hollywood Hills. Don't you worry.
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: And he flies jets, as it mentioned.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: He's a jet flying man because he's that rich.
• 7:21
  Speaker 4: I like fast cars and even faster jets. I was aware.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Jets go a little faster. Just a little.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know anything about anything. And I'm learning more
• 7:32
  Speaker 2: and more that I know less about the things I
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: thought I knew. I won't go into what happened this
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: past week, but it was soul-crushing what I found out
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. But I think I.
• 7:43
  Speaker 3: This is an off mic.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not even... I will ask about this.
• 7:49
  Speaker 3: I need to reset. Help me, guys. I was going
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: to say some.
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, I knew that... I knew, or at least I
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: assumed that jets were way faster than... cars. Thank you.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Bearing with me there. That was about to get really ugly.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: You guys have no idea.
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: We'll get back to that later.
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: People are going to ask for their $ 2 back after
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: this episode.
• 8:11
  Speaker 3: That's fine. But the... Yeah, this is the stuff.
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: My life's a disaster.
• 8:17
  Speaker 4: Join the Patreon and we'll tell you Phillip's.
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: Life's a disaster. That's an extra special feature.
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: It's the next tier up.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: I also thought of a new one for you too, Nora,
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: but we won't mention that because people will sign up
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: It's creepy.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: Are we sending out feet pics?
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: Well, no.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Again, we can take this out so I don't have
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: to actually start doing it.
• 8:37
  Speaker 3: But I realized most of.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: The post-episode after the cutoff, and I'm usually coming up
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: with dumb stuff to put at the tagline anyway, but
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this last time in particular was like, you know,
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: I could always do Nora describing how much she needs
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: to pee. oh no and then i was like do
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: we need a super cut of all the times you
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: discuss how much you have to pee because last week
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: was or last month uh and i have.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: To pee like a she beast.
• 9:09
  Speaker 1: I was like you know somebody would pay good money
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: to hear.
• 9:12
  Speaker 5: That oh yeah release the pee cut so if you're
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: on board with that we can make a special tier
• 9:20
  Speaker 5: that is just you talking about having to pee i
• 9:23
  Speaker 5: mean that's fine.
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: I fear for the reaction yeah yeah.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: That's why i didn't do it any of the times
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: i was like that's gonna be weird on my part
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: and also no.
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: Somebody's gonna get into it we get a huge uptick.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah you're like what happened with this oh
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: wait i forgot i do that for the sake of
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: the pod sure yeah okay all right you heard it
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: you have my permission Gonna pull the Pontius Pilate card
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: here and just wash my hands of this entire affair.
• 9:59
  Speaker 3: Nobody cares about that.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: But if we get her washing her hands on video,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: that's a different tier.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Hand washing people are out there.
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: That I'm a lot more comfortable with guys who want
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: Nora to pee.
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: Or girls. There could be girls that are into it. Yeah, definitely.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: Everyone.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, to me, there's some obsessive compulsive bastard out
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: there that's just like, oh, yeah, a little more soap, yeah.
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, just washing your hand.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: That's it for somebody.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Somebody for everything.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: So what you're telling me is that's not normal.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's on your feed history is your business.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, it definitely might be.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: And nobody needs to.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Know, and that's true of me. So, all of that
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: having been said... Hey, we don't want to watch Succubus.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: Not to ignore these two. We don't want to watch Succubus.
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: So come up with.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: A much better option and give it to us when
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: you join the Meltdown Horror Club. And then we can
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: watch a good movie and not Succubus hellbent colon Vegas playboy. Colon.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Colon jet flying dude.
• 11:04
  Speaker 6: Colon.
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: Colon Gary Busey.
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's problems with his colon. Don't you worry. If
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: not always, certainly now.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, and if that wasn't enough hearing us say that,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: you'll also hear us say ridiculous things like this. Who
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't love toast?
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: I'm still thinking about it a lot. Not necessarily in a, like, I'm...
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: haunted by it way although it is creepy but more
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: in kind of like a huh.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Way we have a lot of those comments on this show.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: I expected at some point to have raw meat thrown
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: at me that's and that would have been more comfortable
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: and the thing is it is actually really cool looking
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: It seems completely impractical like all of them.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: They're not practical to eat popcorn out of.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Until you look at it from a certain angle.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, did you see?
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: The first shot I saw of it was when someone
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: got the alien popcorn bucket and was shoving it into
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: the Dune 2 popcorn bucket.
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, you saw that too? Yeah, that was the first
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: time I saw it. And I was like, of course.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: And again, if anyone would be more proud, it would
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: be Gear.
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: I did write down early on... Why would you go
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: to Transylvania on your honeymoon? And then I remembered that
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: I went to Salem, Massachusetts.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: As I was watching this, I was like, why didn't
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: you go to Transylvania on your honeymoon?
• 12:39
  Speaker 4: You should have.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: If I'm going to feed them anything, obviously, if I've
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: learned anything from movies, it's if you want to get
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: plants to grow really.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Big, you feed them blood.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, of course.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: They may or may not be aliens from another planet,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: but we'll find out. So feeding them human blood is
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: the key, I think.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: If I didn't know Monty Python movies existed, this is
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: what I would expect it to be, but not as good.
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: There were gore fest.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: Of horror movies in front of our face as soon
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: as we sat down. Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Are you watching the popcorn back at home? That is absurd.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: And hot. Don't pretend like not hot.
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: Why is it so veiny?
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: As it should be. It can't look. No.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Hot.
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: No.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: It's hot.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: That is ridiculous.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: You know it.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: At one point, she showed us naked pictures of herself.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: We'll say, yeah, she got naked for us on the screen.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's what you're hoping or thinking of.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: It was not what I was hoping or thinking of.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: And you, if.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: See it, will not recover because it is disturbing.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: She prefaced it with saying, this is going to be disturbing,
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: you guys, just giving you a heads up. And the
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: first picture.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: She was underselling.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: The first picture, I'm like, okay, well.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: It's like in that similar vein, like very slow and
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: kind of atmospheric and bleak. And I like that. I
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: think it's hit and miss for people.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: It says a lot about you.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: You guys, for the first time in my life, I
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: do not own a toaster. And that may be 99%
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: of all my problems.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Sources conflict in crediting the production country of the film. What?
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: That's what it said. That's the exact thing it says
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: on Wikipedia. And then it just stops. There's no further
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: suggestion or implication.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I found in looking for other ones, there's one of
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: it lists filming location as Yugoslavia.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: Sure. Then it's other sources say the UK.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And then... They specifically point out that when they roll
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: up to the hotel there and there's like a restaurant
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: across from it or wherever.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: It's in Italian. It's in Italian.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: So it's like, so you're shooting in Italy or Yugoslavia
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: or the UK or Denver?
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Where are we shooting this thing?
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: That was wild.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: If you're walking through the woods and you hear a
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: terrible scream, is the first place you're going to go
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: to A place that's owned by a man named Grover.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: So.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: See, look what happens with communism.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Just another victim of the pumpkin wars.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Might as well just have Shelley Winters out there, you know,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: leading you to your spaceship.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: What I will say is I think I enjoyed that experience.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I remember laughing, but it could have been out of terror.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: You were just frightened of her.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because we were close enough to her that when.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: She went crazy. She touched me at a certain point.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: What?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: And then I got to that. I was like, 21 days?
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: What the hell did you do? Did you nap for
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: 18 of them?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: This is a lazy afternoon at grandma's house project if
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I have ever seen it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, really. I was like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: What the hell do you need 21 days for on
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: this movie?
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: And they still didn't have enough footage that they had
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: to keep that entire car chase.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you still came out short that you had to
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: have a 48-minute car chase.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: And the little guy on the motorcycle that just pops
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: up out of nowhere.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: And I'm.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Like, what message are you.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Trying to convey to me with this hour-long sequence?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Who's that guy?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, if they.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I know that whole franchise is a ripoff anyway, which
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I've come to terms with, but if they ripped off
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: that specific movie for that specific scene, I don't know
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: if I'm happy or sad about that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, you kind of had to have her unconscious,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: or she was... You couldn't have her functionally in a scene.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: All she did was scream and kill people. You couldn't
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: have a normal moving the plot along kind of scene.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It's just murdering people like.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: A maniac unconscious like these were her only modes.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Just let's leave her over.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Here because we don't want to have to write for
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: this girl she's gonna have lots of dialogue and stuff
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: just how about unconscious the whole movie the.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Brain trauma that that poor.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Girl seriously man yeah i think they describe it as
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: an accidental alcohol and barbiturate overdose oh no.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: So is she coming back as the she beast or
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: not i'm i'm not.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: She did ask a thing that i want to say
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: on a daily basis now oh do you know the.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Draculas yeah that was funny i want to work.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: That into so many conversations the dracula what is going
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: on in this italy yugoslavia transylvania land how who designed
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: your kitchen.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: What about the ending?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: What about the ending?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: There was an ending?
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: That incredibly climactic scene.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: I will give them credit.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: They did kind of end the movie.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: Are we okay? We are ridiculous. I feel okay. I
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: thought I was doing better.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Do I have a fever?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So, go to MovieMeltdown.com and join the Meltdown Horror Club
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and give us something better to watch. then Succubus or
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Gary Busey or... No, that's not true. There's a lot
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: of Gary Busey horror movies out there, so I'm sure
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you can find something else, but maybe it'll still be
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: better than Succubus.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: And here's the thing. If we don't have suggestions, we're
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: going to run out of stuff to watch eventually, and
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: then we're going to go out into the real world
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: and try to make friends, and nobody wants to.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't work.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: There's a reason when I'm out in the world, I'm just, like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: finding movie boxes and taking photos of them so I
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: can read them on this segment, because... I'm not making
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: friends or talking to humans.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: God.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: I tried. I tried real hard.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's going to work well for
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: at least two-thirds of us. You might have a shot.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Even then, you're kind of a weirdo. They just don't
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: know it right away. With us, they know right away. Ooh,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: they see us coming. But you can ease your way in.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: And then later, they're just like.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Nora's a freaking weirdo. I think to outsiders, Nora would
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: be the odd person out in this group, but I
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: think to us, she fits.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: In quite well. Once you listen a while, you're like,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: oh no.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: She's a freak.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: I have heard Nora say things that I would be
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: ashamed if those were my thoughts. No, I'm joking. But
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: you have given insights that I don't think Brian and
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I would have come up with.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: So it is also game for a lot weirder things
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: than i feel like she should be yeah that's how
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: you know she belongs with us it's true i'm just
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: better at hiding it like a succubus who follows you
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: home from spring break damn it i knew something happened
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: i don't even remember when you showed up you've just
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: always been here it's true the hell happened.
• 20:08
  Speaker 7: I make it hot when I put on a.
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Show I feel the flow of magic moving through my
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: veins Spotlight on me and I'm ready for pain I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: like a seducer your whole heart is my game Better
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: be ready hope that you feel the same.
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: All eyes on me in the center of the grid,
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: I'm a succubus. When I crash out with everybody, don't trip,
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: I'm a succubus. Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: show me what you can do. Everybody, let's go, I'll
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: try to be gentle with less soothing kiss.