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333: Welcome to Plathville Recap - High Hopes (S8 E5) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Friends the podcast. I'm
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  Speaker 1: one of your hosts, Delia the Intellectual, the Intelligencia, if
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  Speaker 1: you will, with my real died homegirl and my daughter
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  Speaker 1: in law the esthetic in the room. No, let me
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  Speaker 1: just saying, like the decision of beauty and youth and youth,
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  Speaker 1: how dare you? How dare you? And you're very smart too,
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  Speaker 1: thank You're very smart. To Beatrice, we're here to talk.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to a.
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  Speaker 1: Platform hood is.
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  Speaker 2: We'll try not to be too critical.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how long we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: here on this particular minute episode, but like we're gonna,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get into it. We're going to do it justice.
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  Speaker 1: But I was born, I was me before we do
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  Speaker 1: our recap, though, we do have to remind you to
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  Speaker 1: please had your wife and had those damn kids?
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  Speaker 3: Where are they?
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming for?
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  Speaker 1: This is an irreverent podcast in which we say stupid
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  Speaker 1: things and we don't care. Honestly, we don't give a
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  Speaker 1: cred if we offend anybody. We're just being honest. We're
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  Speaker 1: trying to be honest. And yes, sometimes I body shame people,
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  Speaker 1: but I've been critiqued. Yeah, and I'm gonna slow that
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  Speaker 1: down so nobody can have a good time. Although I
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  Speaker 1: was in the comments last week, honey, I was in
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  Speaker 1: the comments last week after I ingratiated myself. I threw
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  Speaker 1: myself on the floor of this dirty dumpster and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry because I've been coming for Kim yeah so hard,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and bringing in her like wait in doing
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  Speaker 1: so like and people were getting offended, and I apologized.
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  Speaker 1: But then I'm like up in the comments and you
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  Speaker 1: all are telling me, like, you better not stop, you
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  Speaker 1: better tell the truth about that.
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  Speaker 2: People thought I was seriously offended. They're like, oh my god, Bee,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Have you been cloned like Jim Carre and Olivia Wilde?
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen Olivia wild No, bitch, get your phone
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  Speaker 1: right now. Do you know who Olivia Wilde is?
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  Speaker 2: Course I know who Olivia wild is.
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  Speaker 1: The most recent picture of Olivia wild This is going
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  Speaker 1: into our Ozempe demonic conspiracies. Are you seeing it? Let's
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  Speaker 1: put it up for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she looks like a skill.
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  Speaker 1: What's happening.
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  Speaker 2: No, she was so pretty. I used to have a
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  Speaker 2: crush on her.
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  Speaker 1: She's beautiful. Just last year I saw a picture of her.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a picture of her from just last year.
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  Speaker 1: She looked so healthy and so gorgeous. What is happening here?
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  Speaker 2: That's what you would look like if you got on
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  Speaker 2: the ozempic.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about I gotta drop like twenty pounds,
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  Speaker 3: you do know, I'm gonna I'm gonna it's on sort
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  Speaker 3: of I'm gonna commit one.
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  Speaker 1: Where were we anyway? So we're gonna be talking about.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna be offensive. She's gonna body shavey what it.
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  Speaker 1: Was, and that's what it is, body shaving people. They
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  Speaker 1: all wanted me to body share people. It's like I
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  Speaker 1: can't listen to them. Obviously we're giving them what they want,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm also not going to be super sensitive about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Can I be me? Can we live our truth?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Jesus crackers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, if you're offended easily, you might want to find
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  Speaker 1: yourself another dumpster. But if you're ready to be deeply
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  Speaker 1: bored by the episode, not by us, Yeah no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: then welcome to this dumpster.
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  Speaker 2: And if you like what we do over here and
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  Speaker 2: think that we should make a trip up to Wisconsin
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, If you're watching on YouTube, I am always fucking
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  Speaker 1: with my wing.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're always around.
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  Speaker 1: I have I have like tics, like you have to
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  Speaker 1: be moving my body when I'm talking and or sitting.
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  Speaker 1: And I apologize me too for everybody who notices, but
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  Speaker 1: in particular this goddamn wig because I've got to cut
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  Speaker 1: my bangs you do, and then I've got straggles?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, would you cut my eye? God?
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  Speaker 1: Would it kill you to help me out a little bit? Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: could hype us up, I would really appreciate it, because
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  Speaker 2: This goddamn we're at five point nine nine subscribers.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all are edging us.
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  Speaker 2: It's so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Turned and turned on, honey, we're almost there, almost there.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, anything you could do is truly deeply appreciated.
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  Speaker 1: Do you it?
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be one of those episodes this week, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: So without oh no, no no. Before we get into the recap,
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  Speaker 1: I do have to ask you, after watching this riveting episode, oh,
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  Speaker 1: did you have any takeaways, any thoughts, any feelings.
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  Speaker 2: My takeaway is that I'm thirty. I'm gonna be thirty
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  Speaker 2: in August.
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  Speaker 1: Old, I'm old as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm old as fuck, and you know, respectfully, I don't
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  Speaker 2: really want to watch nineteen year olds talk about their relationship.
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  Speaker 2: Are we gonna get married?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to marry me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't really. I'm not like heavily invested in their
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  Speaker 2: relationship arc unless they're on a show like Temptation Hoe
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  Speaker 2: Island and they're all fucking each other and they're all
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  Speaker 2: being a bunch of degenerates. Yes, but like in terms
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  Speaker 2: of wholesome, like normal, everyday nineteen year olds dating, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to watch it. I'm too old for that shit.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: That's my takeaway.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so my takeaway, and I agree with your takeaway.
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  Speaker 1: I am so and especially like it would be one thing.
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  Speaker 1: If we're watching the unfolding love story of two truly scintillating,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful and intelligent people, right who like have an ability
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  Speaker 1: to dialogue or conversate. Kids say, yeah, they're conversating and
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  Speaker 1: it's so it's so enlightening. Yeah, but that's not Isaac Honey,
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  Speaker 1: and that's not Pooky Bear. It is hard to stay
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  Speaker 1: awake watching this show is all. That's my takeaway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm falling asleep, yep. I am not only snoring, I'm twitching.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm deep in an rim cycle and somebody needs to
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  Speaker 1: get me the paddles bring me.
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  Speaker 2: Back to the preview.
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  Speaker 1: Back to the preview was pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: The preview brought me out of my slumber.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about edging me here yet before I could wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my takeaway. Good stuff. Yeah, without further Ado,
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  Speaker 1: let's get into our entertainment. We're gonna turn this ship
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  Speaker 1: into gold. Were like turns, bitch, ye turn this into
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  Speaker 1: gold without any wait, Rubbel Skin, thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Without any further Ado, let's get into the recap of
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to Platfoll Season eight, Episode five and high Hopes.
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  Speaker 2: I've got high hopes for the preview. That's what I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say. Okay, not this episode. So we start off
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  Speaker 2: in eastern Wisconsin with Ethan, who, if you recall, drove
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  Speaker 2: overnight or something in his old man car to stalk
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  Speaker 2: tagin literally till literally stock Teagan and try and win
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  Speaker 2: her back. I guess he wants to prove to her
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  Speaker 2: that he's serious about living in Wisconsin and he's serious
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  Speaker 2: about her big old titties. He wants to be with her,
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  Speaker 2: so this is how he's going to do it. So
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  Speaker 2: we follow him to a florist shop where he's buying roses.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares and I don't care at all.
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  Speaker 1: He does not care.
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  Speaker 2: Wants to drop off the roses somewhere where she'll pick
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  Speaker 2: him up or something, but that doesn't end up happening.
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  Speaker 2: And then at one point he is gonna call Kim.
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  Speaker 1: He did call him.
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  Speaker 2: He does call him.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I've got to call my goo goo gaga
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  Speaker 1: mama so she can tell me what I should be
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  Speaker 1: doing now that I'm here and I'm signing a lease
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  Speaker 1: on an apartment. And Kim, shockingly, yeah, he's the voice
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  Speaker 1: of reason here. She's telling Ethan like, does she know
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  Speaker 1: you're in Wisconsin. No, does she know you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: signing aalise on an apartment?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think maybe you should text her give her
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  Speaker 1: a heads up. Maybe just say hey, tomorrow at the park,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a little gifty poof for you, come and
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  Speaker 1: get it, so that she at least has an idea
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  Speaker 1: of what to expect of something that's going on. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Kim, this is the sun that you raise. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he absolutely has no relationship skills whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: And like, you know, I could give him the benefit
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  Speaker 2: of the doubt for one second where I'm like, maybe
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  Speaker 2: it could be a grand romantic gesture. Maybe if you
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  Speaker 2: guys ended things on good terms. And she was just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I can't like be with you if you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be in kro like maybe in a Roman to See book. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: in a completely made up world, this could work where Ethan.
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  Speaker 1: Shows up to Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 2: I've got an apartment, baby, I've decided, I've thought about it,
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  Speaker 2: and I just can't be without you one more second.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not what Ethan's doing. It comes off super
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  Speaker 2: creepy and weird. Actually, I'm like kind of uncomfortable by it.
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  Speaker 2: Because then we have Ethan like calling Teagan when he's
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  Speaker 2: at the park and he's like, I've got something for
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  Speaker 2: you and she's like what. He's like, well, I can't
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  Speaker 2: tell you. I've just got something for you, so I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to see you at some point.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't tell her that. He says, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to come and get it. She's like, well, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean because you live in Georgia. I'm over here,
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  Speaker 1: Like where am I going to come and get the thing?
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, on that bench in the park that
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  Speaker 1: we used to sit at. There's gonna be something there
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  Speaker 1: for you. He ultimately ends up texting her because she
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  Speaker 1: texts him after he calls her yeah, and she's like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 2: Can you give me like.
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  Speaker 1: An in turbo creeped out dude? Yeah, So he texts
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  Speaker 1: her on Kim's Advice and he's like, I've got some
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  Speaker 1: flowers for you, which I bought the day before and
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  Speaker 1: so now they're gonna be wilted. But I I've got
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  Speaker 1: some flowers for you, going to leave it on our
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  Speaker 1: special bench, and there's gonna be something else there for
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  Speaker 1: you too. That's gonna be so good. It's my Dick
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  Speaker 1: and my ball, my bang old I will be sitting
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  Speaker 1: there with Monday and Ball. Yeah, so come and get it, honey.
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  Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. It's like if you wrote
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  Speaker 2: this in like a romantic book or whatever, I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: all the women on book talk would be like lapping
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  Speaker 2: it up, being like it's so hot.
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  Speaker 1: I r L And we're calling the popo, Like there's
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  Speaker 1: this guy I used to date and he's here, I
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  Speaker 1: think in Milwaukee. Why can't we say Milwaukee either?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Wisconsin ice a lake exactly in Milwaukee, right, and
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  Speaker 4: he's sleeping in his car, so like I think they
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  Speaker 4: agree to meet the next day or something, right, and
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  Speaker 4: like he ends up sleeping in his car.
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  Speaker 1: Because the next morning, when he's got his coffee, it
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  Speaker 1: feels like he's coming out of a holiday and express.
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  Speaker 2: I hope so, because otherwise, if you're sleeping in your
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  Speaker 2: car in this abandoned parking lot with.
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  Speaker 1: A cameraman in the front seat, who's filming you sleeping
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  Speaker 1: in your car? Like that's fucking weird, right, what's happening?
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  Speaker 2: I just don't understand what timeline am I on?
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: Get me off of it. Cirn.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Can we change the time.
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  Speaker 1: I need a portal, sir, open it up. I'll take
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  Speaker 1: alien and everything.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I'll go to Arnica. It's fine.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Demons are okay to or the.
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  Speaker 2: Miami Mall or Olivia Wilde shit. And so before Teagan
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  Speaker 2: and Ethan's anticipated meeting, we shift gears to bury Plath.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Jesus, stop trying to make plaith Daddy a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, doing high intensity workouts in kro and
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  Speaker 2: look his credit, God bless.
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  Speaker 1: He looks right.
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  Speaker 2: He looks great. He is fit. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Keep the hat on, keep that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't show your head please. But then we have to
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  Speaker 2: like interview some random like middle aged women at this
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  Speaker 2: high intensity workout thing and they're like, oh my god,
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Berry's so hot and he's like so muscular, and he's
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  Speaker 2: a Plath Daddy. Like, we don't need that.
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  Speaker 1: It's truly filler content. It really is a nothing burger
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  Speaker 1: that nobody wants to see. I don't know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of hearkening back to those early seasons of
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Sister Wives, which are just jam packed with banality. But
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  Speaker 1: it was still interesting because they were polygamists and this
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  Speaker 1: is their culture I'm interested.
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  Speaker 2: But I am not interested when you don't have like
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: that culture of that like crazy religion and stuff. It's
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  Speaker 2: just people doing random now.
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  Speaker 1: It's just drunk people, unfaithful people. Yeah, ugly people, weird people,
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  Speaker 1: robot people doing normal people things. Yeah. No, for real,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not sinilated.
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  Speaker 2: It's not entertaining TV content, not at all. So Okay, great, Berry,
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  Speaker 2: that's awesome. You got big old arms guns. Great, that's fantastic. Next,
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  Speaker 2: So then we move on to Mariah.
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  Speaker 1: But I did want to just say that it just
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  Speaker 1: irks me a little bit when you've got like all
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  Speaker 1: of these people working out their CrossFit or whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: then their personal trainer is morbidly obese. And I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be body shir I'm not gonna be. But I
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  Speaker 1: think his name was Jason. He's in a bright pink shirt,
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  Speaker 1: so I was drawn to the fact he's a block
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  Speaker 1: of cheese, that he had a big old belly, and
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  Speaker 1: you're not doing the exercises that you're telling everybody else
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  Speaker 1: to do because you couldn't possibly do them. So are
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  Speaker 1: we not supposed to call out Jason in the pink
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  Speaker 1: shirt for being.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of shape I wasn't gonna say anything because
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  Speaker 2: I don't body shame people. Yeah, that's very nice and
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  Speaker 2: very kind and very sensitive to other people's feelings. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but I did notice his big old cheese block of
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  Speaker 2: a body. I mean he literally and like, what are
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 1: And his assistant, the guy standing next to him, was
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  Speaker 1: twice as obese. What's happening in Georgia?
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  Speaker 2: Girl could not be me? But let's make Barry Plath
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  Speaker 2: rotate tires around in the parking lot. Hey, I guess
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  Speaker 2: we gotta get a thirst trap for mister Plath. I
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  Speaker 2: love it again. I'm gonna send you his thirst traps
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram because she's sending me. She's sending me the
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  Speaker 2: most ridiculous thirst traps.
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  Speaker 1: What well, I don't know how. I like, I get one.
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  Speaker 1: What I get are like these what do you call them? Stud? Lesbians?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It was like tattoos, like there were mechanics something like
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  Speaker 1: working on cars, but they seem hot. I mean like
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: if I were a lesbian, I'd be like, I'm into that.
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  Speaker 1: Send it to you and I'm like, check this chick out,
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  Speaker 1: And You're like, why are you sending me this fucking shit?
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know, she's hot, right, No,
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  Speaker 2: And so then now I'm sending her young men thirst
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  Speaker 2: traps and you're like thank you, and.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Like thank you in advance, don't stop so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: And so Daddy Plath is a thirst trap. He is
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  Speaker 1: a thirst and I appreciate it. As a woman of
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  Speaker 1: a third age, we like to see a yoked daddy.
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  Speaker 2: For sure. So then we go to Montana and we
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: check in with Mariah. Yeah, and you know, this was
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  Speaker 2: a fine segment. I don't want to be critical of Mariah.
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  Speaker 2: She seems genuinely very happy. She talks about how she's
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  Speaker 2: really worked on herself. She is very clear to say
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  Speaker 2: like I'm not perfect, you know, I still got work
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  Speaker 2: to do, like there's still improvement, but like, I'm genuinely
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  Speaker 2: really happy here. I'm doing this thing all on my own.
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  Speaker 2: And I loved that for her. I wish there was more.
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  Speaker 2: I wish we could see where she's living, because I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: are you a hobo sexual? Are you crashing on your
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: friend's couches? Do you got a boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do for work? Are you bartending? Are
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: there cowboys there? What do they look like? Be descriptive.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Can you find their Instagram handles like thank you?
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  Speaker 1: But like, I want to know what's happening in her
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  Speaker 1: life life. She's like in the prime of her life.
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  Speaker 1: She's such a gorgeous girl. She's out there in Montana. God, like,
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  Speaker 1: big Hi country. What are you doing out there? How's life?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: What's the adventure look like? We get nothing. We get
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  Speaker 1: her in Blackjack, who, by the way, can't walk on
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  Speaker 1: a leash. I know, teach your dogs to walk.
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  Speaker 2: I thought she took him to a training.
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  Speaker 1: Care allegedly, but godless, Blackjack is beautiful. So she's walking
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  Speaker 1: Blackjack in the forest. It does look wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. It's such a jerrem.
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  Speaker 1: But we learned nothing. No, we literally other than Ethan
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  Speaker 1: and Isaac and their their prospective others are supposed to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: be coming to Montana, yes.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for a trip or whatever. And Mariah does say
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: that she did talk to Isaac about him breaking up
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: with Kaylin, and she basically told him in her nice,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: older sister voice that hey, you fucked up, Yeah, dumbass,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe get her back? Maybe do that? Okay, dummy, love
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: you by yep. And then we go on to where
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: we have Isaac and Kayln.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm not buying it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, this is so boring.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I just feel like this is not a real storyline.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I can't be I don't feel like the original breakup,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: first of all, was a big deal. I don't need
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to know any of this. I don't care. But now
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that you're making it my business, I don't believe it. It
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: seems fake, just so that you can have a storyline
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: where you're trying to get her back and she's already
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: yours for real. She loves you and she wants to
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: be with you, So why are we pretending that she's resisting.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, what are we doing?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: It just felt like they needed content, and so they're like, Okay,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: we're going to make this storyline, but you guys breaking
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: up and then Isaac's going to be ruminating about it
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: for several episodes, and then he's going to have a
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: conversation with you in his truck and you guys are
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: gonna get back together. But like, we spent so much
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: time on their segment of them trying to get back
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: together and be like this is so stupid. It literally,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: in like one sentence, Isaac's like, give me one more chance,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I don't give second chances, but I'll
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: give you one.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I know my worth, I know how good I am.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to earn back your trips.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I can't trust you right now, but I.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Love you though, but okay, okay, And then like the
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: next day they have a date in what was it
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Kim's abandoned palace.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's that that apartment that she lived in and
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: had Christmas in like the winter after she left Plaidaddy.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: So now Isaac has a fuck pad where he can
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: take fooky Bear. But first we have to have a
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: special romantic date because he's cought on her. Yeah, he's
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: got to earn back her troth. So he's got roses
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: and he's got candle.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I did think this was sweet, like well provided, but
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: totally he didn't really do it. He can't be that
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: romantic at least. He's like twelve years old, like he
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: doesn't know anything about anything. But anyway, so they have
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: this like little paint by numbers thing that they do together,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: and it's like so romantic, and Caitlin is so swooning
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: over him. She's like, oh my God, like he's doing
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: so good, it's like best. But what was interesting about
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: their date is that they did talk a teeny weeny
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: bit about Ethan and Tigan. And it was interesting because
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I think it was Isaac that brought it up. Like,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: you know, Ethan's been torn up about Teagan, he wants
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: to get back together with her, he's planning on moving
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: back to Wisconsin, he's gonna be sad his brother's leaving,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: blah blah blah. And then we hear from Kayln that
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: apparently Teagan has said and done some things that she
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: does not agree with, but she ultimately wishes them the best.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, Okay, are you trying to like insinuate, yes,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: that Teagan is like a Veronica or all that.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, absolutely insanity, But she's trying to imply that
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Teagan has done something done something, which, of course, because
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Kaylin didn't tell us exactly what Teagan did, I'm just
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: left here to think about what that possibly could be. Yeah,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: And for whatever reason, I was taken right back to
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: some of Veronica's accusations, particularly around camgirling only fans and
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: sex work, which is real work. Sex work is real work.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, I'm wondering whether after all of
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: that hullabaloo, maybe Ethan found.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Out that she had her titties.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, what do you live?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I could see that. I mean, it seemed like there
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: was something so like, either she did something to her,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Ethan cheated, she cheated, maybe she lied about something, or
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: maybe she was mean to him. I don't know. Because
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Isaac also makes a comment about how like Ethan's gone
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: through a lot with his relationships, you know, and you know,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: the family dealt with Olivia being a bitch for so
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: many years. That's what Isaac straight up said, which was
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: kind of funny to meat, but He's like, you know,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Olivia was a bitch for so many years, and now
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: we've got Teagan and this mess with Ethan, and I'm
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: just like, Okay, what happened? What happened? Though, Like because
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: from last year, seemed like Teagan was nice, seemed like
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: she was chilled, seemed like she was getting the shit
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: end of the stick with Veronica and all of the
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: rumors and stuff. So I'm kind of surprised to hear
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: this from Isaac and Pooky Bear, and now I'm kind
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: of like side eyeing Teagan. I'm like, okay, maybe you yeah, but.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I probably being filtered through Ethan maybe doesn't seem like
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a very emotionally regulated person, and you would categorize Teagan
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: as being like the wrong one or having done something wrong.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: So I don't trust that necessarily either.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And so then we go back to Wisconsin and it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the anticipated meetup with Ethan and Teagan, which has been
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: dragged out all episode. Teagan arrives at the park where
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Ethan has been sleeping in his car, and they meet
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: up in his car, but with the mics off, so
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: we don't get to hear their conversation. We don't get
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: to hear what they were saying to each other, but
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: we can assume that he confesses love to her and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: maybe she gave him a hand job. Like I don't
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: know what happened in this car, but when they come
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: out of it, this is where it got very cringey
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: for me, because the vibe was off. You have Ethan
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: with his hair kind of ruffled and he's Brennan and
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: bushy tailed, like he got a hand job or something,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: and he's like so happy, He's so happy for no
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: reason because they're not together. She doesn't want to get
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: back together with him. Teagan seems straight up grossed out
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: and disgusted.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Is the next day when they meet again at the lake,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: because like it blurts, they talk in the car, Yeah,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the mics are off. They talk for an hour it
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: might have been the next day, and then they leave separately.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: So then they come back the next morning and Teagan
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: is straight up in her pajamas, wearing like pajama slippers,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: right at the lake, and she doesn't seem pleased. No,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: she doesn't seem to appreciate all of the effort he
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: has gone to do I guess move to Wisconsin or whatever.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: And so he's trying to have this conversation with her
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: out on the lake and it's supposed to be all romantic,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and he does look ruffled, he does, and again she's
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: in her pajamas. So I did wonder, like, did he
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: spend the night baying her place? Did they have sex?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: But I don't know because based on the way that
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Teagan was acting the next morning, she was not into Ethan,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: not at all. She's like, yeah, no, I don't know
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: where he lives. He lives in Georgia.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: He's supposed to be in Georgia's when she's supposed to.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Be in Georgia, like you go to Africa. I don't
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know what Ethan's doing. It's Ethan Plath, like.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, and she just seems like weirded out almost that
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: he did this, or like I would be.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, how do you not talk to somebody and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: tell them you're moving to their town and they're you're
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: gonna live there?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Well, and that's what I was saying at the top
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: of the episode, Like it depends on how they broke
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: up initially, because if they had like an amical breakup
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and they just broke up because of distance, oh my god,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: like I can do it, you know, like, oh I
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: still love you though, but like we can't do the distance,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: then maybe it would not be as weird for Ethan
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: to make this grand gesture.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: But there seems to be hard feelings on Teagan's part,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like she seems to be cold, yeah, and upset actually
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: that he's there. Yeah, she had no idea and like, well,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: what do you expect me to do? Like I'm not
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: gonna believe anything you tell me. He can tell you actually.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Do it, she seemed like mad. So she says that
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: when they broke up, she told him there were two
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: deal breakers. One you need to live here otherwise we
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: can't be together. And two, you can't be married to
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: that hoe ass Olivia anymore, period. And that's fair, that's
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: totally fair, because she's got a kid and she can't
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: just be like wasting her time with this guy who's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: still legally married to Olivia. And so now we have
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Ethan making this grand gesture about I'm gonna get an
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: apartment and I'm gonna move here, but he's still married
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: to exactly, so it doesn't make any sense. And so
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I can kind of understand why Tiga would be annoyed
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: with him because because it's like, why are you making
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: this grand gesture when you haven't done all of the
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: things that I am. That's it, Yeah, that's literally it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: And like, yeah, you can move here and that's fine,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: but you're still fucking legally married to Olivia, So can
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: you get that divorce already because it's been several years.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: So it just doesn't make any sense. The vibe for
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: me felt so uncomfortable because Ethan seems so happy, Like
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I said, bride eyedem bushy tailed, he's got a smile,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: on his face. He thinks that this is a good thing,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: and Tacan is like disgusted. She's not even into him.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: She's not happy, she's not really smiling.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Like if I'm into you, like if I want to
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: have a future with you, even if I'm playing a
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: little bit hard to get so that you can do
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: all the things you need to do, Like I'm not
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: showing up to the rendezvous in my pajamas, yeah, with
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: no makeup on, with my hair undig right, with my
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like footy slippers. I'm gonna put my best foot forward,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm gonna make you want to want all
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: that I got. So she just seemed like overdo And
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: actually I would prefer if you didn't move here and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: you hauled your ass back to kro Well.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: And my vibe two was like, if she's not ready
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to get back together with him, and if they didn't
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: spend the night together after their little private meetup, maybe
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: she's got a boyfriend.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, this is a woman who has moved on.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like grossed out by it now because she's.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Like, well that's how women get right, Yes.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Like I fuck somebody else and they were way better
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: than you. Ethan, So why are you here?
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: And it's never gonna have a job, yeah, place to live,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: and they don't sleep in their car. They're not essentially
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: an unhoused person trying to court me and stuff.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Right, And they're also not like still legally married to
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: their ex wife.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't know. This very awkward is super
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: weird to me, awkward girdle. I thought that they were
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: going to get back together in this season because these
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: episodes were kind of leading up to that. But now
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: that we see them together, I'm like, ooh, big yikes.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: And then we get to the preview for the rest
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: of the season, and this is where I woke up,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: don't shit the bed, where I came back to my consciousness.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: So there's a lot of things in this preview we'll
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: try to hit all of them. We have the family
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: gathering at the farm, and this kind of leads into
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: this like conversation or confrontation with I think Zach and Lydia.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Kim and Kim. And somebody asks Kim, is
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: this going to be a bad conversation?
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah? She gives Mariah and she's like, yeah, and it's
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: going to be a bad conversation.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, Okay, something's happened.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? Did you and Ken break up?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: And then we also have Barry who's dating a very
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: attractive blonde lady or something. Well we can't see her face, yeah,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: but he thinks she's very attractive, but he tells her
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: that she's very attractive. Then the family goes to Montana
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: and we have Teagan coming along with Ethan and it's
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: fucking awkward.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Hell, she doesn't seem happy to be there. She's on
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: her phone, she doesn't want to be around Ethan. She's like,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: oh my god, Ethan, you're standing too close to me.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Yeah, okay, Taken, why did you go
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: to Montana?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: And I think Kaylin calls this out and she's like, well,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: if you're coming on this trip with your ex boyfriend
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that you don't plan on getting back together with, and like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: why are you here? Yeah? Hell? Yeah, Like what the hell?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: So it seems very weird. I do look forward to
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: seeing that trip because I love some tension myself. Then
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: we have Kim going to fake therapy and she's talking
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: about her druma yeah, And then we also have Kim
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: talking to Lydia in the car. Lydia out this was wild,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: this was crazy. So she kim asks Lydia, hey, I've
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: been here in some rumors that you're like telling people
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: that they're not godly enough, bitch, and Lydia is.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Like shocked, shocked. Pikachu like uh.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Oh m G. Then we have Zach saying, I guess
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: he's saying something about Teagan that pisses her off. It
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: seems like no, no, no.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: He says something to Ethan about talking about money and Teagan.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Ethan takes that bone back to Teagan in the car
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: and says, oh, by the way, Zach said this about you,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: and Tigan's like, I don't like that. That pisses me off.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: And then we have some sort of a confrontation with
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the family in.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Zach Yeah, because Zach needs to speak up about something,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: and so they have a whole family meeting.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: If it's wrong, I've got to address it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: And then he like cries about it or something. It's
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: so weird. Mariah in the family meeting, I think says,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: you know, it's kind of hard to like have a
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: conversation with somebody who's like giving you a list of
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: everything that you're doing.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Wrong, giving us the impression as raccoon's in a dumpster
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: that Zach and Lydia, with their fucking Bible are just
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: going from family member to family member telling everybody what
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: they're doing wrong and the most judgment judgmental way possible,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: like what under what the do you think that that's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: okay to do? Oh? Yeah, the Christian theory, right, that's right.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That tracks and then Zach gets upset because he feels
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: like he's a problem for the whole family.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Guess it's me. I guess I'm the problem, and.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: He like tears up and then he says, you know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: like what am I supposed to like wrestle all the
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: boys and stuff? Is that what you need for people? Yes?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Which kind of made me laugh honestly, And so he said, uh,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I think it was Ethan saying that it was hard
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: for them to like get to know him or something
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: or like that. Zach is making it hard for them
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: to get to know him. So this is going to
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: be interesting. It seems like Zach's going to be a problem.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Isaac in this conversation conversation is calling
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: out Lydia and Zach talking about other members of the
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: family because if you recall what you probably don't because
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: you're probably not watching because it's only me and Beadrice.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: But like in the first family meeting that they had,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Lydia and Zach were taking everybody to task for like
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: talking about other members of the family. But apparently this
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: entire time throughout this season, that's what Zach and Lydia
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: have been doing. And so they're calling Zach and Lydia
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: out on it, which I'm gonna love a little bit.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I've got thoughts about it because I'm like I could
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: see a world. Yeah, Zach and Lydia are being bitches
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to everybody and being super pious and calling everybody out
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: for not being godly enough because they're turbo Christian and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: you know, Kim's a degenerate alcoholic, and Mariah's got tattoos,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: and Micah is bisexual, and you know Ethan's angered. You know,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: maybe more like we were talking before we recorded, you
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: had talked about like the family always has a target,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: So now is Zach just the new target? Is he
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: making himself the target?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: So here's my theory and here's my vibration about it.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Your psychic Yeah, I feel like it could be a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: combination of both, but I'm honestly airing on the side
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of Zach is pulling some fuck shit and that both
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Lydia and Zach are probably pretty judgmental. And I also
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: want to underscore my previous theory that he's like a
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: fucking clout goblin, totally like that. He is here in
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Tallahassee being a tennis coach or something like that, or
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: working at a coffee shop, whatever he's doing, because he
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: truly ultimately wants to be on television and he wants
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the fame of it, and so he's trying to insert
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: himself into all of these different things that are happening
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: in the family. But he's doing it by way of judgment,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: which is what you learn in the church. You learn
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to judge other people, although you're not supposed to do that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: So I think it's going to be great. I think
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I think he's actually probably a little bit of an asshole.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: But also, as soon as you show yourself to be
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: an asshole in this family, you will become a target.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: They will call you out on it. That's what the
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Plaths do, So they shy from those family meetings. No,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: they are not so I'm looking forward to it. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: was bored as funny in this episode and last week too,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and last week it was super boring.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: What's the raccoon to do? I mean, really besides sleep
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  Speaker 1: and drink. For real, I needed to get better.
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  Speaker 2: I want it to get better. The preview is giving
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: me some hope.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: And we haven't gotten have we gotten? No, we haven't
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: gotten to the conversation between Kim and Ken about how
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: fat she is and how he's not sexually attracted to
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: her with his little racist penis. He's like, my racist
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: penis needs you to lose about one hundred pounds so
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: it can get excited to couple with you. But until then,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be racist over here with my one eye.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Well maybe that's the conversation with the family.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I think it's probably verbatim.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's Ken broke up with me because I'm fat.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: As fun terrible reviews on Apple. Oh no, but it's true,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Like all of the audacity in the world is what
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Ken Palmer has with his fucking jukebox dude, the audacity
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: that you would have to live in another man's home
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: after having an adulterous affair with his bowling ball of
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: a way, Kim getting her drum, leading her on the
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: pathway to indulgence and debauchery, so much so that she
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: wraps her car around a tree. Yeah, I mean, and
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: then you move into the house.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you needna tell her she's fat right walking
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: around fast?
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Fuck yourself giving away her juicer, you bitch. He can't
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: even can get a fucking job, dude, get a job
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: with your little racists retired, get your own fucking house
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: for real. God, anyway, that's what I'd like to see.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: That's that would make this show peak anything. Talk is
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: better than this episode.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: For sure, So hopefully next week is better because maybe
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: we'll actually get into some of the stuff that we've
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: seen in the preview. I'm looking forward to seeing how
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Zach is causing drama in the family.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Just his face causes drama for me. His little mouth,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: it's got such a little baby mouth, like a dollmouth.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like audacity of this little feminine man.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I love a feminine I do too, but this like.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Feminine men to be Like, I'm not gay and I'm
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: gonna cause issues in the van.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys how to act.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that you're not being godly enough
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: because I'm godly because I stick my penis.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: In actual vagina, in an actual vagina, So I have
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: the authority to tell you guys how to live your lives. Duh,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: you bunch of digens. Oh God, my Kingdom. For an
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: episode like that, I know I would give everything do so, Beatrice,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: is there anything else that we should say to these
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: beautiful raccoons before we get up at a hereul it?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Well, if you love our podcast, please do us a favor.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: five star review. But it costs you nothing. It helps
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: us grow the pod and we would really appreciate it,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: so thank you very much.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister wives.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: We are concluding season eight with.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: The legal divorce.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It's riveting and it's good.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It's great, so come back for that.
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  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: but love for you
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: And peace and light.