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Set 2: We Can Observations · Stugotz and Company

• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Is he. It makes me smile to think that Tailor
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: thinks there is someone in his building that's responsible for
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: letting everyone else in the building now that Columbia is
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: about to pour out into the streets.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: So I don't need a Paul Columbians are coming, Mike.
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: I do not need a Paul Revere coming through the
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: streets letting me know that Columbia is about to flood
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: the streets. But if my building is going to be
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: shaking at eleven PM because of the noise outside, maybe
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: just the heads up of saying, hey, guys, if you
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: have dogs, there's gonna be fireworks being shot off, Like,
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: just give me some kind of warning to prepare. I
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: try to drive through initially, and the guy was like,
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: first off, police officers. There's nothing police officers love more
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: than telling you you can't get somewhere. Because I'm trying
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: to get to my building and the guy's like, hey,
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: you can't go through here. This is where the Colombian
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: team is staying. And I like I'm pointing. I'm like, hey,
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: that is my garage and he's like, sorry, we have
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: a no a no going through room zone.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: I'm the main part of police training I'm like.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, Buddy, I don't know who you have to talk to, Bud.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: That's my garage right there. There's no way I'm getting
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: through this crowd.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: There's no way that didn't happ unless it's officer Buddy
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: and it's right there on his tailor put.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: It on the pole. Is calling an officer buddy the
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: most dangerous of games, because it is you should have
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: been arrested. I'm surprised you weren't. You didn't call him buddy,
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: did you.
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, officer Buddy.
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know I was seeing at that point. I
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: was seeing red listen pal.
• 1:51
  Speaker 3: But it's not like the Colombians had like an agenda
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: like the because like, oh, our party is going to
• 1:55
  Speaker 3: include first fireworks and then flag waving and then dancing.
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: It's like, Hey, the Columbian throwing a block party. Great.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think your building really knows what to expect.
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: And just to be clear, I liked the block party.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: I liked the atmosphere that was there. I'm now rooting
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: for this Colombian soccer team, right stup. I don't know
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: if you heard this, but Colombia has a song for
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: their soccer team. It came out in twenty twenty four. Right,
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: it is my rare song of the summer that came
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: out two years ago. Wow, it's an absolute banger of
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: a song.
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: Little did you know that a block party meant you'd
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: be blocked from getting into.
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: Your garage block party. I love it.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: Wait, so they have a banger from twenty four they do?
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh it's an anthem of a song. They played
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: it forty times. I heard it forty times at this
• 2:41
  Speaker 2: block party.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: I would become under you.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I would becoming one with the Colombians at this block party.
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: Stockholm syndrome.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: It delights me any time I come in here and
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: Israel Goody Airs is into a golf story because we
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: had Victor Hovlin on. We'll get to the week Ken
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: observations here in just a second. He had Hovelin on
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: last week, he went out, he won the Travelers. He
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: did so today this morning. As a matter of fact,
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: why are you so fired up about this story?
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, it was, you know, watching the Travelers,
• 3:11
  Speaker 3: I saw you know, Scotty had the big was it
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: round two? Right? He had the shot of sixty in
• 3:15
  Speaker 3: the second round, And it's like, oh wow, Scotty's just,
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: you know, flinging his thing around, making sure he recogniz
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: everybody recognizes who's still on top of the game. And
• 3:25
  Speaker 3: then I'm like, well, wait a second, there's a boy,
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: Victor Hovlin. And I'm really ticked off that I wasn't
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: a part of that interview because of my stupid schedule.
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: But I was like, oh, there's Victor Hovlin. He was
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: on the show. Wait, I want him to win now.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: And then I saw Wyndham and I was like, well,
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: wait a second, they defend the US Open champ who
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: was on our show, who was fantastic, has a shot.
• 3:42
  Speaker 3: I want him to win? Sure, dumb now. And so
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: it was like, all right, I'm gonna cheer for those guys.
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: And then it got kind of interesting toward the end
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: where Wyndham was actually in it toward the end, and
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: then they were playing after I think like a ninety
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: minute weather delay. So would they get it in in time, giggity,
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: would the playoff have to happen the next day? And
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: so that part in itself too. So what happened is
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: they ended up Hovelin and Scheffler were tied, and they
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: go to this morning for the playoff.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: They got the eighteen in right, they did not have
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: time for the playoff, correct, which to me I love, Like,
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: what other sport do you have?
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Like, all right, shut it down, wake up the next morning,
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  Speaker 3: play one eighteenth potentially of what you did previously to
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: decide the winner of it all.
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: It seems like a major inconvenience to have to stick
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: around for an extra night to play a single hole, Like,
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: I'm all for it if it's eighteen holes like the
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: US Open.
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: You know, imagine like you're you're focusing, like you're you're
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: visualizing at night, and it's just just for one hole.
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: It's just for one hole, and it's just like all right,
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: And so you know, Scottie again looks like he's swinging
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: his thing around because his first two shots in that
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: eighteenth hole fantastic. He's within like four feet of the cup. Right.
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: If I can cut you off for just a second,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: what tier is Japan in tailor for your World Cup tiers? What?
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: What tier?
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: That could make?
• 4:55
  Speaker 3: Noise?
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: One? Nothing against Brazil right now? How about that.
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: Being made? Yeah?
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: And Brazil was in my pretenders here.
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: He's like a gun. So far, so good man.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: One nail profit over here anyway back to Scotty.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know, and Victor Hovlin and his approach
• 5:14
  Speaker 3: shot hits you know, in any other hole, looks like
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: a great shot, but it's you know, three or four
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: feet behind Scotty's. So vict is first and he knocks
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: it in. It sneaks right in, and it's like, all right,
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: he's got the birdie. Scotty's gonna match him. We're gonna
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: go to a second hole here second, and Scotty absolutely
• 5:34
  Speaker 3: choked that one away. Like I don't know if you
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: saw this, tailor, I'm just I haven't seen a replay,
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: but based on memory, I think like he didn't even
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: touch the lip of the cup, like it was just
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: a bad putt STU.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: So it's an advantage for Scheffler to go second there
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: because he gets he gets to see the line almost
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: when Hovelin's from seven feet and Scheffler's from two feet
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: four inches. But a point that I always love when
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: the broadcasters make the second Hovelin makes the putt, all
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: the pressure goes back to Scheffler, and that putt from
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: two feet four inches feels way.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: I thought it was even longer than that.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: So first off, he earned the right to putt second
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: because he was closer to the hole on his approach shot. Secondly,
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: that is shocking because Scheffler hit so many pots, including
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: one on eighteen, to get that thing to an extra day,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: to an extra hole. I'm surprised he missed it.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: Shocking and knocking. And then it's just like, wait a second,
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: I just got up and did all this preparation for
• 6:31
  Speaker 3: one hole to lose a couple million dollars, Like we
• 6:33
  Speaker 3: could have just split it last night and then not
• 6:35
  Speaker 3: have to come out here and do this. They played
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: one hole.
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: They should have done that. Good, good split that pot.
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: Do it all the time in poker tournaments.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Victor want to get out of here because I do.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I mean they stuck around for a hole. Yeah, but
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: Scheffler was pumped to stick around for the hole. You
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: saw his reaction that he was.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: And then Victor when he hit his you know, in
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: the playoff, it was just like yeah, and then he
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: didn't even celebrate because it was such a shocker. That's
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: Scotty missed that.
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: I was actually thinking on the eighteenth hole yesterday. If
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: you're Scottie, do you miss this? Take the second place
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: perse and just move on with your day. I mean,
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: the Travelers that much money. You don't need another trophy
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: in your trophy case. It's just like, you know what,
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: what's this night worth to me? A million dollars?
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: They're starting to call the Travelers the fifth Major.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: No, No, are they in Connecticut? We are. I also
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: was quite surprised at the amount of fans they got
• 7:29
  Speaker 3: there on a Monday at nine am just for that
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: one hole.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: So my father in law actually had tickets to Sunday
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: and they basically said at the end, they're like, well,
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: if you had a ticket for today, you can come
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: back tomorrow.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Right for fifteen minutes, we're taking us longer to park.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: But you saw something you never seen before, which is
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Scotty joking essentially right.
• 7:52
  Speaker 3: He had missed a few of those, like in some
• 7:53
  Speaker 3: tournaments leading in and I was just like, I hope
• 7:56
  Speaker 3: that's not going to be a problem for Scotty. It
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: might be a problem. He'll be fine. Is he like
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: the reverse or like, did he become a choker all
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: of a sudden when he used to be clutched because
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: that was a choke.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: Stu, how much credit do you think we should get
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: for hovelin winning so much.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: Let me think all of it. Yeah, if I had
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: the pie chart, it's I would say. I don't want
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: to say all that's. You know, he went out there,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: he did what he had to do. You know, he's
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: swinging the clubs, Mikey, he's making the decisions, he's hitting
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: the big shots. I'll say ninety percent of us, we're.
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: Probably on par with the caddy.
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah at least.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we're more important than the cat.
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: Really, get at you. I was gonna say, we're right
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: behind the caddy, but way more important than there was.
• 8:32
  Speaker 3: Norwegian fans who are following them around.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: They made the event. That's why it's turning into the
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: fifth Major. If the Norwegian fans come every single year,
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: it would be the fifth Major. They'll turn any golf
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: event into a major. The European fans, man, they care
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: about sports more than we do. They're better at it
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: than we are. A caring We're spoiled away from Norwegian,
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: I know, but they care. They're just happy to be there.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: They are watching Chefler versus Hoflin. They're thrilled. We're bored.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 9:06
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: I care about you, stud I care about you too,
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: But we're spoiled. You would agree we're spoiled fans, right
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: I mean we don't start rowing when our team.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: I go to the fourth rounds of the Travelers like
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: a drag. I don't want to be there. I'm exhausted
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: by the third, you know, And now we're in I
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: want to go home. These men will stay all night,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: an extra night, and they did. Anyway, is here? You're
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: ready for the weekend observations?
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Do you get all the golf out of you that
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: you needed?
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: I did? I got a Monday morning golf hole. All right?
• 9:50
  Speaker 3: I missed it.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: I was on an airplane. Let's get to the weekend observations.
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: If you love the sport, these are two weeks you
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: circle on your sports calendar. It's Tennis's crown jewel, the
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: grass courts, the white outfits, and this year the return
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: of a legend. And is he? Just like that, make
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: no mistake about it. Wimbledon is back. Wow.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: Do you know that's the only thing left on my
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: sports bucket list?
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: Yea of the major things?
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Wimbledon to go there one time?
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Yep? You want to send me two weeks?
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: It feels like that can't be the only thing on
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: your sports bucket.
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: It currently is. I mean I might have to update
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: the bucket list, but that's currently the only thing on there.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Have you been to Augusta?
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: No, I really wasn't on the list. Really, what's the
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: second tier underneath.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Bucket list because that's where Augusta is for me?
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: Well, Taylor is the tear guy.
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: I'd consider it. That's now would be the tier on
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: the bugles. Yeah, I'd consider Carolina Duke. I've seen it,
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: that's on my bucket list. I've been in Cameron indoors
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: seeing a good game there. Don'tate to see Carolina, right,
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: is he? Let's do some math.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know what, Portugal plus Columbia plus thirty seven
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: combined shots plus zero goals equals snooze fest. It equals
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: soccer that's made up potato.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: That was a good game.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, really, I mean they're playing soccer
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: at a different level. They really are. I mean they're
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: setting each other up. There's plays, I mean, the whole deal.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: Hang on a second, Columbia is good. Are we now
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: watching Stu Gatts figure out what soccer is? I like soccer.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: He's just talking good about a zero zero I'm sorry,
• 11:48
  Speaker 3: a nil mil draw. Yeah, and he's finding the new
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: hunts in soccer. I mean it was a good game, unbelievable.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: The real test is we need him going into the
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: Premier League season and watching like Brighton nodding.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. As exciting as the World Cup
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: has been, there is no chance in hell I am
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: going to an MLS game, or a Premier League game
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: or any other game. Okay, when the World Cup is over,
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: we take a little time off and then football starts
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: our football.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I'm crossing it out. I wrote down
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: June twenty ninth to twenty twenty six at seven pm
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Eastern Time as the moment where Stuve Gots has turned
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: on soccer. But then he finished his thought and I
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: just crossed it. No chance.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: Rhys Davis, covering Wimbledon for ESPN, one question, what took
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: so long? It's a match made in heaven right there?
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is. I think Chris Fowler is the
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: one who had it right.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Well, no, he does the game, He does the matchup right,
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah right?
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: Mac?
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: If I pay three thousand dollars for tickets to a
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: World Cup match and it ends nil nil. I'm asking
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: for a refund.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: It was a good match. You just said it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know who I'm asking, by the way. I mean,
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking for a refund.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: You know, you're just walking out of Miami Stadium like
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: a refund.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Someone owes me three grand.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: Everybody else is like, tell me about it, brother, and
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: you're like, no, seriously, equalize my wallet.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, after that match ended, I put on an old
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: college football game just to feel something, anything.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: Or something, and I did.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Columbia being off sides on what would have been the
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: winning goal by just a toe. You know what that means?
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Is he game of inches? If that player's shoe size
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: was one size smaller? Yeah, that's a goal. Davidson Sanchez,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: the Kevin Durant is strong in you kd is he?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: You know what the D and Davidson stands for Durant.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: But look at you, look at and attention looked at you.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: You impressed. I knew his name.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: I look it up. I'm impressed. You know what off
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: science is?
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are we doing?
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: How's that cheating? No funny?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: How the sport that can't tell you when the game
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: will end can somehow tell you down to the centimeter
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: if your pinky toe was offside.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Stew these throw ins that you can throw in from
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: just about anywhere. It doesn't matter where the ball goes out.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: And frankly, I feel like half the time the ball
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: and the person are over the line as they're throwing it. Yeah, no, no,
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: let's not worry about those details. Offside, like with a magnifying.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Clan, is a good Challengeulous does they challenge it or
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: it's just an automatic challenges a robot in the sky.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: There's nothing more American. They're trying to rewrite the rules
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: of a sport we only pretend to care about every
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: four years.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: No, but we're right, We're right, we're right. Check in
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: with America every once in a while, just to perfect your.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Sport, right, But we are doing that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: That's what we do. Yeah, yeah, we have that right
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: this time, we're host we can do that. We're spoiled.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Here's something ponder I wonder a Portugal would be better
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: without Ronaldo. No need to discuss now, just stash it
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: away for a rainy day, although I would say this
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: would be the time to discuss it.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be weird to talk about it after a.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Like if I bring it up after the Bills Chiefs,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: that would be a weird time.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I'm so torn on Ronaldo because I can't stand him,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: but my nephew absolutely loves him and wants him to
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: win the World Cup more than anything. Because there's all
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: this propaganda online about how Ronaldo is the greatest and
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: it's just like, man, I feel like it's affecting him.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I kind of want him to win.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Cristiano Ronaldo's name doesn't belong in the same sentence as
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Lionel Messi, thank you, unless it's to say they don't
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: belong in the same sentence.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I told her earlier off the air. How I judge
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: that rivalry is Messi clearly is the winner because he's
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: been name dropped in so many more rap songs than
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Christiano Ronaldo, so clear as it goes.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Someone texted me, if you missed Algeria and Austria, you
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: missed the match of the Century. I texted them back,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: I did miss it, but I'm willing to run with it.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Algeria Austria Match of the Century. Algeria Austria put the
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: kids to bed, Cape Verde, continuing, it's Cinderella run is
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: he you know what this see in Cape Verde stands
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: for Cape Cinderella A right, good guess cape Verde the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: rare tea on a Cinderella run that has yet to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: win a game, just great draws. Imagine Jim Valvano's NC
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: State team getting all the way to the Final four
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: without winning a game.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, amazing, terrible document that would be in soccer man,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: he's the only person who's looking to hug his sister.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine Villanova Raleigh mess Amino win a Natty
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: they don't win a game. Could you win the World
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Cup without winning a game?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: In theory?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: I guess you can't. You can just get out of.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: The group state. You can win a World Cup without
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: winning a game in regulation with time on the clock,
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: but you obviously gotta win the pks.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Next up for Cape Verde, Argentina and Lionel MESSI good luck.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I need a second Cape.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, soccer, don't turn me into a soccer guy and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: then give me one match on Sunday.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: One terrible match on Sunday.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: It's disrespectful, Seriously, it is. I mean, I'm trying to
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: get into the game.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: On the day of American football. Give us some good football.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Just give me some more, and you gave us Canada.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Snooze fest of a game. That game was terrible.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: You say so.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Anyway, the Hornets are acquiring two thousand and thirty three
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: first round picks like they know something about that class
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: that we don't.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Is that the greatest segue in the history of sports
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: radio because anything can be talked about, and when he
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: just gives like a slurring anyway, it's just like anything
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: could be next. We know this is moving We're moving
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: on from this subject and we're going to something better
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: and Stu Gods gave it to us in the perfect delivery.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: So the kids in that twenty thirty three first round
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: class right now would be eleven or twelve years old.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: The Hornets know something.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Keep an eye out anyway, vand scouting.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Jah Morant linked to the Miami Heat pat Riley not
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: that kind of shooter. Why'd you do finger guns there?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Because that's what does I know?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Well, why'd you do it?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: You had to? Yeah, headline. The Miami Heat won't be
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: signing anymore into the Cumpo brothers. They have to save
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: their nepotism roster spot for Lebron's family.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Wait a second, they need them.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I know they need Bronny, and if if Bron's a
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: good father, he will sign with Miami.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: However, the Antio cupo, No, no, that's unnecessary. I'm sorry,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Carmelo Anthony saying analytics should only be used for role
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: players and not stars taking twenty plus shots a night
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: might be the most Carmelo Anthony take of all time.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Who Carmelo? No?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, because after the Knicks one I forgot all about him?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Is he?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You know what the A and Carmelo Anthony stands for? No,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: not analytics? Jaylen Brown some advice. Do with it what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you will. Log off, man, That dude is so smart.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Just log off though. Yeah, seriously, if I signed the contract,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Jayleen Brown, did I promise you'd never hear from me again?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: You can barely hear from you now, log off? Right,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: We're still guys. We don't know two hours of dead.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Hey, analytics guy, if your model says Jalen Brown is
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: the seventh best player on a team, your model probably
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: stinks and you should probably have it looked at by
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Bill James.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Name yours.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Such a weird thing to throw out there?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Well, is Bobby Marks telling a story, right. Bobby Mark
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: didn't say it. He was actually kind of disputing it now.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: He was saying, what a ridiculous thing I heard from
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: this scout who said that Jalen Brown was such and such.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: You're mad about it, tailor, I can tell yeah why.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I just feel like the narrative around Jalen Brown has
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: flipped so much right now where it's like, what are
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: we talking about?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Well, the way some people talk about Jalen Brown, you
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: think he was fighting for a roster spot, not MVP votes.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: You let me right there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: People are like, we have to break the Celtics team up.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: They won a title two years ago.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I think his hair at the beginning of the season
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: was the last straw the Celtics. They're like, we don't
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: need this on our roster.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I trade for Jalen Brown today just because of the
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: chip they are putting on his shoulder. I would trade
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: for just the chip.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Bag of chips.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: The Magic waved Jonathan Isaac. The news to me here
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was that Jonathan Isaac was still playing for the Magic.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, two first names.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: You're right, guy's a great pick cup mid season. If
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: you need blocks fantasy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Pickup, is you need some locker room tension.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Mister Mett dancing behind Steve Gelbs as he discussed the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: firing of Carlos Mendoza. Hey, mister Matt read the room.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Dare I say video of the year. That's so good.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: That was the funniest video I've watched this year. And
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: nothing encapsulates more the dysfunction of the Mets' and Steve
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Gelbs trying to fight through his professionalism, breaking down the
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: firing and how bad the situation is. And mister Mett
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: just hitting like these groovy dance moves right behind him,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: just having the time of his life.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I don't want mister Mett to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: read the room. I loved it. It's the greatest story
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: of the weekend, maybe the year. He needs to raise
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: and he can't.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Read a room.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty certain when you have the mascot uniform, you
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: can't hear anything, you can't see anything.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: Those eyes aren't real. How can you read that room?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? No idea Gelvis was talking about or doing. I mean,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: get Gelbs on the show.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: It's a great name.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I just wanted I want Gelbs to put us there
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: as he's talking about the firing of Mendoza and mister
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Mett is having a party behind him.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Was this a Sunday? If it was a Sunday, mister
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: met was probably celebrating because you know, missus Matt Sunday,
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Baby doesn't matter what. Mascots can't have sex.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: They can't hear or see.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: That doesn't mean they can't feel. Baby.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Put it on the Paul Taylor, somebody called Jess can
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: mascots field.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: In the Penis Area.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: OJ Simpson will not be included at the new high
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Mark Stadium. It appears the juice has been cut loose.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: He can't he can't open up a stadium called high
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Mark and then celebrate the lowest mark of your entire franchise.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: To be fair, a white Bronco and did Buffalo season
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: last year in the divisional round.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: They brought back the Bronco, which is a good movie.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: It's a good looking car. Now.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Dan Lebotard taking my name off the show after saying
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: he'd never take my name off the show, Dan Lebotard,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the Stugatts is strong in you, Dan Lebotard taking my
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: name off the show and then taking the week off
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Dan Lebotard, The stug Gotts is even stronger in you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: made sick. I gotta be honest. I don't think I've
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: ever been prouder of them. Hey, it's amazing.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: That is rich right there? Great seguey again, thank you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Ivory Coast hadn't reached the knockout round in their
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: three previous World Cups.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: You of course know what.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: That means, is he they were dude, they were less
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: elephants and more we No, No, nine African countries qualify
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: for the round of thirty two. Been saying it all year.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Africa has the deepest conference in soccer regular sec over there.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And people were saying Asia hasn't played anybody. Look at
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Japan though, Well, for oh, why does.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: It feel like thirty two teams in the knockout round
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: when only I think what sixteen teams were eliminated? Right?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Something like that feel like exclusive enough? Thirty two is
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: too I go back to the old format here. We
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: are changing soccer. You're right, we're bleet poles. It's fine.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: We don't care about it. Oh, I know we care
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: about it, Usa, USA, You care care about Winny wit bets.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: If Shakira's career was only her World Cup songs, she'd
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: still be a first ballad Hall of Famer.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: That was a rough one.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, Shakira, do it without the World Cup?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: This is a terrible take by you.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she has. She has done so much without the
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: World Cup.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: She's like a massive first ballot Hall of Famer.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Shakira stands for Stu Gott's was wrong.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Hips don't lie.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Put it on the poll, Hips don't lie.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: She's elevated the World Cup.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: If anything, a tip of the cat to one Linda Kohane.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tip my cat thirty four years.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: That's taking off the cat.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I took off my cap.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Sorry, that's a tip. There you go.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Tip of the cat thirty four years. Hell of a run.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Speaking of hell or Priles is he? Those are the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: we Ken observations.