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on the planet for sports bettors um and uh just
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to speak for myself here um i mean i'm watching
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this uh we're doing the pot in the middle of
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game six of the the oilers game and um They're
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down 2 -0, and I am getting increasingly more
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sad as time goes on here. But Chris, how are
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you? How are you doing? I'm not going to lie.
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I've been better. First of all, before I get
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into that, I want to shout out my dad. I'm house
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-sitting for my parents this week, so this is
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one of his... libraries of memorabilia behind
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me. So shout to Mark for the sweet ass background.
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More, but it's like, well, it's been a rough
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week. Pacers went from up to one, they're now
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down three, two. Yeah, my oilers and seven bet
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is not looking great. I aside from like a couple
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trends in our bets. I can't really win a bet
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in baseball. It's been rough, but Pacers aren't
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dead yet. Coming back home for game six. So we'll
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see. But I mean, you're talking, talking just
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ball with the boys. So that's always a good time.
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So trying to look at the silver lining, but yeah,
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hoping things will turn around. Sean, how you
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doing? Not too bad. Not too great. Right in the
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middle right in that sweet spot where you want
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to be I'm I'm Hopelessly optimistic about the
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Oilers coming back in this game. It's just two
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goals Just two goals guys. There's nothing that's
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that's that's McDavid and dry saddle right there
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I mean they've tied them back from bigger deficits
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This year have within this calendar week Yes,
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but that being said The Boston Bruins trading
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away the potential Kahn Smythe winner for a conditional
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second round pick, which will turn into a first
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round pick, is Bananas. And that's pretty much
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all they gave up. Yep. Pretty crazy. It's pretty
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crazy, the path of wrath that that that Brad
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Marchand has has gone on this this playoff here.
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He Yeah, I mean, he looks just fantastic. He
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definitely does not look 37. So yeah, it's kind
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of forgot that he's actually like a pretty good
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hockey player. Like, you know, he has a reputation
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of just kind of being like a rat fuck. But he's
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actually like, pretty damn good hockey player
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still and you know hats off to him good for him
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but yeah yeah he had a hundred point season i
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mean he broke a hundred like a couple couple
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years ago or something like that um so it's he's
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a borderline hall of famer i mean truth be told
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i mean like like he won the cup when he was like
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super young with the bruins but you know now
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it's kind of like he doesn't have any like really
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like personal accolades but like Just wins hockey
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games. He just fucking wins and he's he's great
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in the playoffs and Yeah, it's uh, it sucks this
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sucks, I hate this this is the worst But you
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can't win in seven if you if you if if someone
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if you don't lose three all right, so it's listen
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The the oh nine penguins they were down three
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two in the series to force game seven and then
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they won Game seven to win the Stanley Cup. So
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listen, it's not This isn't out of the realm
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of possibilities. There's been a number of teams
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That have that have forced a game seven in the
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Stanley Cup final and then gone on to win the
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whole thing so Hey, it's It's only a second period,
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you know, it's not even happening. It's fine.
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It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Listen, there's so
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much more puck left. Hopefully this episode ages
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well. Yeah. Yeah. So listen, we're cool. We're
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chilling. Not really, but we're here. It's fine.
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This is this is the only thing we can do as fans
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of sport or as peoples who has bets on sports.
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But yeah, I mean like that's Golly fucking I
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Wish I wish that we were I wasn't in this situation
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right now, but you know, we're here and We're
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rocking but but yeah, it just it just seems like
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the Florida Panthers are a fantastic hockey team
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and The Oilers are not and they're they're just
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dumb -dumbs on the ice sometimes And. It's not
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fun, but we're here. I don't know of anything
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else to ask. I mean, I think you covered it all,
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at least for the series. OK. It just it just
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seems like outside of dry saddle and McDavid,
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like whenever they're down in a game, they just.
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They just abandoned their game plan and they
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throw them both on the ice At the same time which
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works. I mean truth be told I mean, you know
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when they're on the ice together, it's magic
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but it's it's just like buddy, you gotta you
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gotta make a plan and stick to it and What's
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Maki games yeah, I won't be surprised if they
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end up with like 30 plus minutes before this
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games over yeah, it's at least Yeah, yeah for
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sure so Speaking of doing I Think the Pacers
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are kind of done. I Mean Tyrese has to be okay
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Yeah to have a shot to have a shot at Winning
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the series. Yes. I think they could win game
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six without it They could I'm not saying they
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will, like obviously that would be a huge blow,
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but let's face it. He has not played very well
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in this series. He scored four points last night,
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I think. And when he got, when he was hurt. Yeah.
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Well, he came back multiple times. Like, yeah,
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I know, but he was still hurt. He still played
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like 20 something minutes. So it wasn't like
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he, so yeah, he was like over six or one for
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six, I think. And it was at one, I know they
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ended up losing by like 15 or whatever, but it
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was at one point, a two point game in the fourth
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quarter. So it's like, they have the ability
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to win a game without him. And I think they,
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they might have to in game six, but I mean, yeah,
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it's not looking good. Just on the brink of going
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up three, one, I mean, they were up by 10 with
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like, Three minutes left in game four and now
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just staring that staring death in the face.
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It's it's rough Yeah, I mean I the thunders defense
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is what's scaring me because they had 20 the
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Pacers had 23 turnovers and They combined for
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32 points off those turnovers It's pretty nuts.
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Yeah, and then yeah, Jayla Williams dropping
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40 SGA dropping 32. It's tough, man. It's tough
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to dig yourself out of that one without Halliburton.
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It's hard to justify it, I'm saying, but I think
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it can be done maybe to force a game seven, but
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I think you need Halliburton in there to win
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the whole thing. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Like if
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he, if they rule him out for the way she's getting
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an MRI on Wednesday, I think. So hopefully it's
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okay. I think anything, I think they're saying
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it's a strain, right? A strain hamstring or strain
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calf, whatever it is right now. Strained his
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calf. Allegedly. Yeah. That's what the, the report
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is looking like right now. Yeah. I think if that's,
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I've never had a strained calf. I am not a professional
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athlete. but I feel like if it's like if Elimination
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game on your home floor for the NBA finals and
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you sit out because of a strain calf like Again,
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I don't know what that feels like but the optics
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as a fan Doesn't look good, especially when you've
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been Mediocre at best in this series. It's it's
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really not a good look for your star player So
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Yeah, I'm hoping he's obviously hoping like everything
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comes back. Okay. But yeah, if he sits out, if
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it's not serious, obviously the MRI reveals it's
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something serious, then yeah. And he like, it's
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a tear or something and he can't play whatever.
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But yeah, if it's just like, if it's a strain
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and he did play like, it wasn't like he got hurt
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and sat the rest of the game. Like he got hurt,
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came back. set for an extended period of time,
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but came back in the fourth quarter. So it's
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like, he has shown he can play with this injury.
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I mean, obviously adrenaline factors into it,
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but like, as long as there's nothing serious,
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you kind of, you have to play in this game. If
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you don't, it's going to look bad. Yeah. I mean,
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the whole thing's just a shame just because.
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Thunder paces, NBA finals. What an odd duo that
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is. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it's been.
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Yeah, it's been incredibly entertaining. Unless
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you're Steven A. Smith, but it's for two. A lot
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of people say no one would watch this. I mean,
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it's been very it's been a great series as. It
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sucks, because the pages are probably going to
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lose, I'll admit, but yeah. It has, as a fan,
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it has been entertaining. Yeah. Steven A. playing
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solitaire on his phone. Yeah. Good God. Allegedly
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that was during a timeout. It wasn't. That's
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what he says, but... It wasn't. It didn't look
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like it was during a timeout. No, they had the
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original, the video I saw, it was like zoomed
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out at first, and then it zoomed in on his phone.
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And when it was zoomed out, like you saw Thunder
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players like running down the court. So like
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getting back on defense, so it was definitely
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not during a timeout and it just confirmed What
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everyone's kind of been thinking for a long time
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Stephen A does not watch these games No, he doesn't
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care He gets paid 20 million to sit on his phone
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and have pay attention when he's at the damn
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game in the fucking finals, like I'm just saying
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like If you look at it like in a vacuum You're
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getting paid 20 million dollars or whatever the
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fuck it is to do a very, very, very easy job.
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And you can't really like give a shit to like
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watch these games. He can't even give half a
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shit. He can't even give his. His half like attention
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to the game if you had any other job where you're
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just on your phone during the most important
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part of your job You would get fired The NBA
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Finals Where it's for all the marbles. Yeah,
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this isn't some throwaway weekend game and fucking
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like Cleveland. This is the fucking And he's
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just on his phone playing Solitaire. And then
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just to lie about it, like, oh, it was a time
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out. No, it wasn't. This man has $20 million
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and is playing fucking Solitaire. This man doesn't
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have, like, Apple Arcade to, like, play something
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cool, at least. Like, that's a big takeaway,
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I think. Like, why aren't you playing, like,
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Tecmo Bowl or something? That game rocks. That
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would be fun. If he was playing, yeah, if he
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was playing like a cool game, I feel like people
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would be like, well, it's pretty cool game. Yeah.
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You ever play techno ball? Be like, yo, Steven
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A is a dumb ass, but it's fun game. I don't think
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it's techno ball on the on arcade, but it's.
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They got an NFL or retro ball, sorry. Oh, yeah,
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it's retro. The retro ball. Yeah, that game rocks,
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though, that game does rock. It's pretty fun.
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Do we want to keep it in the NBA? Yeah. Do you
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have more things to say? Not about the finals,
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but just some more things about that happened
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in the NBA. Keep saying things. Well, Desmond
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Bain was traded to the Magic. Yes. Yes, he was.
15:09
That was a bit of a shock. But at the same time,
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kind of like it. Honestly for the Grizz What
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did Memphis get like in return for I know they
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got was it is a KCP and then some picks. Yeah,
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they got KCP call Anthony and for Unprotected
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first round picks. Oh shit. I didn't know it
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was four. I thought I was like one or two. Okay.
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Yeah good trade good trade Luca got one Yeah
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Let's just kind of Think about that for a second.
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Is Luca getting paid? He's gotta be I hope oh
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he's in a contract year Yeah, I think I think
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next season is a contract year because I know
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he's young as fuck and Yeah, that was kind of
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like one of the things is like well the Mavericks
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don't think like they're not a hundred percent
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sure if he'll sign a supermax With Dallas he
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would so we're just gonna go and trade him now
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for a bag of peanuts. That was like one of like
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the trying to rationalize it, the other than
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the NBA is rigged, which it is. But yeah, that
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I didn't know is for for first round for protected
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first rounders, especially that's unprotected,
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unprotected. I meant unprotected. Yeah. OK. Yeah,
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I don't know the difference, but there is a difference,
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apparently. It's great. I mean, at first I was
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like, I mean, Jaws hurt a lot. And when he's
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hurt, Bain usually steps up and like is like
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the guy. So I don't know about this, but yeah,
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four, four picks. That's, that's pretty damn
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good. I think, I think Memphis is going to be
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pretty bad. Yeah. Next year. Yeah. Uh, but they
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could be on the up next three, four years. For
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sure. Let's get a coach first. Yeah. True. Yeah.
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They need that. That's important. Forgot about
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that. Damn. I, uh, you know, first glance, I
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mean, I mean, just straight up like Desmond Baines
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refers for four first round picks. I'm like.
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That's a lot like Desmond Baines. He's a great
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player. Listen, no disrespect, but I mean, these
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are Paul George numbers. Yeah, you're right.
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And Paul George, I mean, he's no Desmond Baines,
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no playoff peak. That's yeah, because that. Yeah,
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cuz that's definitely that name just definitely
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makes sense But but like I mean like It's I mean,
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this is the only thing I can compare the trade
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to enforce first -round picks. I mean like shit
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like this is it's it's wild but um You know what
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great for the Grizz, you know there I guess my
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my NBA team I guess, just because they're in
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Tennessee. And I never really watched the NBA
18:19
growing up. So. But but, yeah, I mean, that is
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when that broke, that was insane. Like I Desmond
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Bain, he's a great player, like he's definitely
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like. Probably number two on that team, just
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like in terms of scoring. Yeah, definitely. But
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like, I mean, we're talking like a better all
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around player. I mean, like, Jaren Jones, Jr.
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Is that his name? Jaren Jackson? Yeah, Jackson.
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Yeah, that's what he I think he's a better all
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around player just because like he fucking rebound
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so much. He's so big. But at the same time, like,
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doesn't mean scores a lot, a lot more than Jaren
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Jackson. But But yeah, bro, like for first round
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picks, like I honestly didn't think I would see
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that again. Um, after the Paul George trade,
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just because like, I mean, I don't, I don't know
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what, what, I don't know if I would describe
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that as a disaster. Um, it's the, the magic are
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kind of in like a spot where they need like,
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they're kind of like another piece away from
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being like, from going from like a barely make
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it into the playoffs, get bounced first round
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kind of team to like kind of like three or four
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seed. And I guess they're hoping and they don't
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have like, well, I guess they have a pretty big
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window. Most of their guys are young, but they're
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the magic. They kind of just need to like, Hey,
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we got something here. We need to like actually
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capitalize on this. So I guess that's kind of
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what they're doing. They're just going to overpay
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for someone. They overpay over Trade, I guess
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for someone that they think could be the guy.
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But yeah, it's like one of those things It's
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not it'll never and it'll never be worth it unless
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they win a title which they It's like one like
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anytime you see a guy You're like a shit ton
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of money or a huge trade It's like that player
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is never gonna be worth it in the long run unless
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like they strike gold with it but they kind of
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They gave up what they had to to get someone
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they'd need right now and that's just kind of
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what it is Yeah, it uh, it's so weird like it
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feels like teams rebuild really fast in the NBA
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just because I mean like You need five good players
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like that's not a lot of players that's not a
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lot of people and like to get four extra first
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-round picks like But I mean like any and if
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you keep all of your first round picks for like
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those four years is like you have eight shots
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to get five Theoretically five fantastic players
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and it's like you already have your big You already
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have jaw So it's like they really have eight
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shots in the next four years to get three players
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that are that that will work out and so This
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it's just wild. It's just wild to me that like
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that would Even happen. I mean like you talk
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about other I mean just blockbuster trades. I
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mean, I Mean that the Paul George's is really
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like the only other trade I can really compare
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it to in in modern times But like it's like Wayne
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Gretzky wasn't even traded for four first round
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picks Like he's traded for a lot of shit. There's
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like two or three first round picks sack of money
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just a straight -up sack that was just a cash
22:10
transaction yeah and like you know the the guy
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that protected him and like another guy but like
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that was it and like this was like the fucking
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this was the 80s grow like everyone saw that
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trade and was like holy shit I mean, it's worth
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it because he's the greatest player of of all
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time. But it's like, you don't there's no other.
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You can't really compare it to anything else.
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I don't know, bro. Yeah. But I've probably rambled
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on about this for a really long time. We can
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move on to the next thing. If if you don't have
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anything to add, Sean. No, I just think it's
22:54
wild. I mean, talking about if we want to stay
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in the NBA real quick, just speaking of Another
23:01
team that needs a coach. The Knicks just can't.
23:04
They can't even get an interview right now. They
23:08
can't get an interview. They've requested tray
23:10
or interviews with five acting head coaches.
23:14
I should have put the list up right now and we're
23:16
denied on all of them. Not looking good. It's
23:23
shallow me to do it, especially especially when
23:27
you just fired the coach that. Had the best season
23:30
in 25 years Good God Yeah, whatever Usually when
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when you do something like that you do it because
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like okay, we know the coach we're going to get
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so it's like Let's like let's just go and make
23:48
this move not if you're James Dolan. You're just
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like well We tried it with him. He didn't work.
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We didn't win me a championship. So let's ask
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five other guys. They can come interview it.
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It's a shit show, man. It's honestly hilarious.
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And the Knicks deserve it. Because this was just
24:08
for James Dolan, Knicks, whatever. But just an
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absolute shit show. It's hilarious. Interesting.
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I didn't hear about that one. Yeah, me and Sean
24:22
were we were at Bonnaroo last week Which got
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laid out. Yeah for a little bit we were there
24:32
for a little bit. Yeah, so The past week has
24:36
been kind of a whirlwind for I don't speak for
24:39
Sean for but for me It's been just fucking go
24:42
go go I mean, yeah, definitely. So I haven't
24:46
been able to really dive deep into the sports
24:51
realm but I've been I've been doing my best with
24:54
the uh with the time I have yeah I mean I I had
24:59
to go to the bar today just to get caught up
25:01
on the sports world you had to just I had to
25:04
you have to yes I I actually had to yeah like
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I mean what was he gonna do not go to the bar
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I had to that's the only place with TVs There's
25:16
too many distractions at my home. I have to go
25:20
someplace where I can focus. And that is the
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bar. Yeah, the bar. He has to go. For research.
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I did a lot of research. I came up with talking
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points today, which is something we haven't done
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in a while, actually. We've just kind of been
25:39
going off the dome recently. Guess we should
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just go to the bar. I guess we should I Mean
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if we if we have to It sounds like we have to
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Definitely sounds like we we need to The listeners
25:59
demand it Yeah, if we if we do want to move on
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I do have something else though if we can move
26:07
on from the bar, okay Obviously, I think this
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was the biggest news to hit the sports media
26:17
circuit yesterday. And that is Joey Chestnut
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is returning to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest
26:28
this 4th of July. He's back. All is right in
26:33
the world again. He's back. We are on the brink
26:38
of war. but Joey Chestnut is returning to the
26:41
Nathan's hot dog eating contest. That's all you
26:44
need. So you know what? Life ain't so bad. America's
26:49
going to be okay. He will eat us to victory this
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4th of July. Can he eat a tank? Probably. All
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right. Ten minutes square up and this is my fuck.
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Did they say, did he, I saw his tweet. I just
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saw he was back and I was like, fuck yeah, let's
27:14
go. Did he offer like any explanation of like,
27:18
essentially it sounds like, hey, Nathan's was
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like, hey, we fucked up big. Like we gotta get
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him back. Was there any like official explanation
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or they just like, yeah, he's back. Whatever.
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I think it was his like it was some sponsorship
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deal that he had with impossible like the Yeah,
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I know like why he was yeah Yeah, I know like
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why he was initially banned but like why did
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they bring him back as well? It wasn't like Nathan's
27:51
been like hey, we fucked up. I didn't see anything
27:53
specifically from Nathan's I just saw that he
27:55
was back. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's all that matters.
27:58
Oh, yeah, that's all that matters, but Yeah,
28:01
man that That was really dumb on their part.
28:06
I Mean, oh you're gonna be vegan get the fuck
28:10
out of here like He wasn't even like He's not
28:14
even like obviously he's not vegan. He just yes
28:18
is Getting paid money by a vegan corporation
28:21
and they're like fuck you greatest American athlete
28:25
of all time We don't need you for our silly little
28:28
sideshow. Oh Actually, we might Yeah, man, they
28:35
they definitely do need him otherwise, I mean
28:40
If he's not there Like we do have badlands chugs
28:46
to drink two gallons of lemonade. I was gonna
28:49
say that's cool But that's that's not as impressive
28:53
as a feat as eating 70 hot dogs Yeah, I was gonna
28:57
say like I Much rather watch the lemonade chug
29:00
contest other than the hot dog of chestnut, isn't
29:03
it? Badlands chugs. Yeah. And his huge belches.
29:11
Badlands chugs is pretty sick. Badlands chugs
29:14
is awesome. Whatever happened to that guy on
29:19
YouTube who used to like chug like fifths of
29:22
vodka? Yeah. I don't know. There was it was like
29:29
a bald white guy. Yeah, that's the. Oh, I thought
29:33
that was Steve will do it. No, he chugged the
29:36
whole bottle. Oh, this guy did it like like on
29:39
a weekly basis. It wasn't like a one off thing.
29:42
Yeah, that was. I don't. It was like back in
29:45
the day, like in our in like early YouTube. Is
29:49
that guy still alive? I think so. Let's get him
29:52
out to the let's get him out to the lemonade
29:55
trucking thing. He's like, Oh, this is a fifth
29:59
of vodka. I'm going to drink it all. I mean,
30:04
that's insane. Like if you would have told me
30:09
that, I mean, I don't want to like be in poor
30:13
taste here, but if you had told me that he was
30:14
no longer with us, I'd be like, yeah, that shoe
30:18
nice. Spell it like it sounds. Shoe nice alive
30:30
Question mark The Panthers went up three nothing
30:38
That was a rough one Oh, I remember this dude
30:44
this dude would eat like raw eggs and raw burger
30:47
or like burgers with the wrapping paper still
30:50
on him and stuff, right? I Remember this guy.
30:54
Did he do that? Like he would just eat the McDonald's
30:58
burger like just like on I mean there were a
31:02
few guys Okay, we need shooting eyes balance
31:08
drugs and LA beast all to have like a It was
31:12
like a chestnut Kobayashi style pay -per -view
31:16
Dude LA beast dude is he's no one's alive. Yeah,
31:22
he's a father Okay I've watched that man diarrhea
31:27
like colored pencils. No one can fucking touch
31:34
LA Beast. He is the greatest. I think we need
31:41
a triple threat like early YouTube pay -per -view
31:45
of some sort of content. I don't know. I assume
31:49
you'd have to chug something, but I don't really
31:51
even. Do you ever see the video of him Chugging
31:55
the boot filled with milk and Red Bull. Yeah,
32:00
I regret bringing this guy up. I always get Like
32:03
noxious thinking about this shit. I'll never
32:06
forget that that first time I saw that video
32:08
He was like, ah, I just let it sit for like 10
32:12
minutes and it created like Like a like a like
32:18
a crust on top I ate it and it would it tastes
32:23
kind of like fruity pebbles. Oh I'm not doing
32:28
good right now. Yes And then he drank it all
32:32
and threw up Yeah, he never really I mean he
32:37
didn't really chug fast. He just did disgusting
32:40
shit. So I guess he probably wouldn't win But
32:45
still it'd be fun to see him back. Did he he
32:47
put out a video like not too long ago of him
32:50
chugging a lid and chug it. He drank a a Coke
32:54
from like 1890. That's sick. Yeah, he was not
33:01
having a good time. Are those aren't those like
33:03
kind of worth like a decent amount of money?
33:05
Yeah, he spent like, I was like, 300 or 400 bucks.
33:08
Yeah. Okay. He does that. Yeah. His first big
33:14
video was like he drank the the crystal Pepsi,
33:17
which they don't remember. And he was like, I
33:20
spent $137 on this bottle of Crystal Pepsi. It's
33:27
clear Pepsi. And it's so old that there's like
33:31
a yellow -ish film to the liquid in the bottle.
33:37
And he was like, I'm going to drink it. And then
33:39
he drank it and threw up. All right, so I did
33:44
some digging on shoe knives. Uh, this man is
33:48
now a Fortnite YouTuber. Uh, he has 210 ,000
33:54
subscribers and his last video was posted two
33:57
days ago and has 17 views. What is it? It's,
34:05
it's a Fortnite stream. He's a Fortnite YouTuber
34:10
now. Sounds like he needs to go back to his roots.
34:12
Yeah, but he also, in 2013, set the Guinness
34:17
Book of World Records for eating the most lit
34:19
birthday candles in a minute and 12 seconds.
34:24
Damn. Which I'm assuming is, like, one. He doesn't
34:32
say. One, I wouldn't know the record before that.
34:37
And if it was anything more than, like, six?
34:41
Did he stop at seven or did he go to like 40?
34:45
It doesn't even say how many he ate. It just
34:48
says he ate the most in a minute and 12 seconds.
34:51
See shit like that when it's like the most that
34:55
lit birthday candles, whatever. I sometimes I'm
34:59
like that. I feel like one would be would would
35:03
do it. Like I don't think anyone's ever done
35:07
that and like recorded it for Guinness. Right,
35:11
I think I think I also did find a video of him
35:16
eating a shoe, which is Pretty cool We need this
35:25
man back and back in his bag and then get off
35:29
the fortnight and get in the kitchen Damn Give
35:36
200 Ten thousand subscribers. And you have 17
35:43
views on your last video that was two days ago.
35:46
How far the mighty have fallen. We get more views
35:52
than that. We have less subscribers. Should we
35:55
put that in our thing that gets more views than
35:59
current Shunites? Yeah, maybe. Not prime. Yeah,
36:06
that's kind of, I mean that's kind of wild. To
36:08
be honest, that's funny. Um, that was just the
36:17
first thing. Oh, well, I forgot about this guy.
36:22
He's not chugging like motor oil or anything.
36:25
No, you can only do that for so long. I think
36:29
like he, I thought he might be dead. Like I hadn't
36:33
heard anything in a long time. So if like, So
36:36
if I said, Hey, what should you know something?
36:38
You said, yeah, he is, he is no longer with us.
36:40
I'm like, you know what? That sucks. RIP to a
36:46
real one. Yeah. I mean, the day it happens. Yeah.
36:50
I mean, drinking that minute, that much vodka,
36:53
chugging that much vodka. I kind of see why you're
36:57
just a fortnight YouTuber now. You probably don't
37:00
have a lot of mental capacity to do anything
37:02
else. I mean, to be honest. I feel for the guy
37:06
a little bit. Eating shoes and hamburgers with
37:11
the wrappers off. What the fuck are you doing,
37:15
bro? This stuff always gets Will right in the
37:26
gut. It's so funny. I got the Fortnite battle
37:29
pass. I don't want to say the rest of the words.
37:36
All right. Well, if you don't want to say the
37:38
rest of the words, what are the next thing we're
37:40
talking about? I've got a topic. It was something
37:44
that oh, oh, well, Chris, do you want to do you
37:47
want to clue us in on the U .F .L. real quick?
37:50
Because you're there. You are the U .F .L. You
37:52
don't know, brother. I have not watched a second
37:55
of U .F .L. this this year. Did something happen?
37:58
I don't. Well, yeah, they they they stop. doing
38:02
it because a champion was crowned. Oh, I thought
38:06
you meant like the league folded. I was like,
38:08
oh, no, no. I should at least know that. Yeah,
38:10
I saw they had their championship game. I don't
38:12
know who was in it or who won, obviously. But
38:15
yeah, I saw they had it. D .C. defenders. Good
38:19
for them. Stomped the Michigan Panthers 58 to
38:22
34. She's good for them. Yeah, didn't. I don't
38:28
know, just was not inspired by. The UFL this
38:32
year. I don't know what it was. Um, I think a
38:36
lot of people feel that. Yeah. The league is
38:39
not doing great right now from, I don't have
38:42
my thumb on the pulse. Like I have in the past,
38:44
but from like tweets I've seen from people who
38:46
actually cover it, it doesn't look great. Especially
38:50
for a league backed by like a billionaire, which
38:53
I guess they all kind of are, but still. All
38:57
right. What's your, what's your hot topic? It's
39:00
a topic I think should be on the front or should
39:03
be in the front of everyone's minds right now
39:05
with NHL and NBA finals both going on big trades
39:09
in both the NBA and MLB. ESPN did a great segment
39:15
on this and I think it was we should also discuss
39:18
it. What is Dak Prescott's legacy right now?
39:22
Oh. I think it's a really hot button issue we
39:25
should discuss. Sure, with everything going on,
39:29
you know. In the in leagues and just in the world,
39:33
but none of that compares to. The mediocre Dallas
39:38
Cowboys starting quarterback, right? Well, I
39:41
I I do want to say that at all times, Dak Prescott
39:45
is right here. He's at the top. He's in the front
39:49
of my mind. And he's knocking. He's knocking
39:51
to get out, you know, starting quarterback of
39:54
America's team. Everybody. I mean, as Americans
39:57
like he's up that he should be president. Son
40:00
of a son of a Cowboys fan right over here. It's
40:04
in your blood. Yeah, I mean Scott is in your
40:07
blood. He's inside you. I don't like this bit
40:13
anymore. But yeah, I just thought too real. That
40:19
was too real. OK, but yeah, I just thought we
40:23
should shed some light on ESPN is just groundbreaking.
40:28
coverage of all things sport by discussing that
40:31
Prescott's legacy in June. Yeah. Not great. No,
40:40
incredibly mediocre, I would say. Some are saying
40:44
he's pretty mid. I think as the kids say, yeah,
40:49
I think I think that's perfectly described. I
40:51
think if his career just keeps going this way,
40:55
I think. Excuse me, five years from now, we'll
40:58
look back. Oh, yeah, that Prescott was quarterback
41:00
there for a long time. He didn't do anything.
41:02
He is the Jason Garrett of. Of quarterbacks for
41:07
of Cowboys, quarter quarterbacks just there for
41:10
a while. Didn't do shit. But we were forced to
41:15
watch him practically every Sunday. That's just
41:20
my that is that Prescott, if you want my two
41:23
cents is that Prescott's legacy right now. Yeah,
41:29
pretty mid. Will, do you have anything to add?
41:34
I mean, all in all. That's it. OK, great college
41:43
quarterback. Sure, he was phenomenal in Mississippi
41:46
State. Yeah, who's to say? Well, when was the
41:50
segment? Do you remember when the segment was
41:52
two eyeballs two days ago? OK, so. Interesting.
41:59
So that was the day the 2026 Olympic men's hockey
42:06
teams, the top six, were announced. Did they
42:10
even cover that? Correction. It was yesterday
42:13
they discussed this and I'm willing to bet most
42:18
everything I own that first take did not discuss
42:21
that. That's interesting. They don't talk about...
42:27
the actual in it like the NHL. So no, I doubt
42:30
they discussed that. I mean, I think that's more
42:37
newsworthy than just what is Dak Prescott's legacy.
42:40
Oh, I would say yeah. Anything else going on
42:45
in sport right now? Is more the UFO championship
42:49
is probably a more. Fun thing to talk about.
42:53
at this particular time than Dak Prescott's legacy.
42:56
We're not, this isn't week 16 of the NFL season
42:59
right now. It's June 17th. Jesus. I just, ESPN,
43:08
I mean, with that and Stephen A just, Stephen
43:12
A's not, I've liked him in the past. He's going
43:17
through it right now, man. Is he though? Is he?
43:22
What? What's he going through? OK, I'm personally
43:24
going through him personally is not going through
43:27
it. His. How he is perceived nowadays is not.
43:32
It's bad like it went from me. It's like, oh
43:35
yeah, he's just kind of a loudmouth, but at least
43:37
he's not skip. At least he's not Max like, but
43:40
now he has, I guess, perk now, but he's kind
43:44
of like, oh, this guy's kind of always been a
43:46
clown and we're just now kind of. starting to
43:50
he's starting to realize that what he's just
43:53
blatantly calling out the starting point guard
43:56
of a team in the NBA finals. And he doesn't watch
44:01
the games. What do we like? He's just obviously
44:05
like he doesn't give a shit. He's. Making millions
44:08
and millions and millions of dollars like he
44:10
shouldn't honestly shouldn't give a shit about
44:13
what people online are saying about him, but
44:15
it's just. It's just it's it's refreshing to
44:20
see like people actually being like hey this
44:22
guy kind of sucks I Mean yeah, some people are
44:27
late to the game, but I Don't know at least they
44:31
saw the final score sports metaphor. I guess
44:34
the somebody posted a thing it was like a screenshot
44:40
of a tweet. It was like all of NBA Twitter. I'm
44:43
about to skim a box score and argue with people
44:45
on Twitter real quick. So like, quote tweeted
44:49
the pic of the video of Stephen A watching or
44:52
playing solitaire with that screenshot. I was
44:55
like, God, sometimes NBA Twitter is the worst,
44:58
but sometimes it gives you a gym. It makes it
45:02
all almost worth it. I will say. I do agree.
45:06
I do think NBA Twitter is kind of the worst,
45:10
just because it's so dramatic. The league is
45:16
so dramatized, almost. But their reactions to
45:24
things and their memes and everything else is
45:29
miles above anything any other league does. So
45:33
it almost... I think it almost balances it out.
45:36
That's the way I've been. I've been seeing it
45:38
lately, at least when it when it hits, especially
45:41
now with with Central, like just almost batting
45:45
a thousand. It's fantastic. Yes. But the people
45:50
like just like the the normal everyday NBA Twitter
45:54
people who just don't like basketball, but still
45:57
watch it all the time. They suck. But yeah, but
45:59
like what you said, when they when they hit,
46:02
it's fantastic. man it can't be beat honestly
46:07
yeah yeah okay uh did we really answer the question
46:16
though about how does it affect i don't really
46:19
care i'm just joking i i would just kind of just
46:22
poking fun ideas i mean i think we discussed
46:25
like he's meh what it like what an odd quarterback
46:31
though like that's just so middle of the pack
46:35
to like make a call out there. You know what
46:37
I mean? Like they could have said Aaron Rodgers.
46:41
And at least that's it's like what you would
46:44
still be like, OK, what the fuck are we doing
46:45
right now? But at least that is somewhat relevant.
46:50
But yeah, just because he just signed with a
46:52
new team and he skipped OTAs. Yeah, genius. But
46:57
yeah, just to breathe. It's just bring that press
47:00
got in the middle of the gym. I hope that was
47:02
real I hope I didn't get scintilled but um, I
47:05
Think I saw that tweet enough for it to be real.
47:08
Oh, I thought you actually watched it, but oh
47:11
watch fucking first take Well, I don't know what
47:15
you do I I feel like people who watch first take
47:18
our psychos who have nothing else better to do
47:22
I mean Chris we used to watch first take like
47:24
every day Yeah, I was gonna say wouldn't but
47:27
when it was on at work and I didn't have the
47:30
remote in my hands Yeah, we also watched what
47:33
was that TNT weird at supernatural or something?
47:37
We watched that a lot that was on the CW first
47:39
off But just we watched that too just because
47:44
it was on and we didn't know where the remote
47:46
was It's very true. Very true. Okay. Well, that's
47:49
different but like No, like people who like actually
47:54
like oh man, I wonder what fucking Stephen Hay's
47:57
gonna say today like get a fucking life the only
48:01
The only thing on ESPN that's like kind of worth
48:05
watching is Scott Van Pelt. I Like Scott the
48:10
penis man But he is like honestly the only other
48:15
than like actual sports obviously now that around
48:21
the horns gone. PTI is still decent. But yeah,
48:26
it's pretty much just Scott Van Pelt. Yeah. I
48:32
mean, to be honest, I don't like any of those
48:37
shows. I think they all fucking suck. I like
48:40
PTI. Yeah, I mean, Will Bond's not what he used
48:45
to be. Tony's still good. It's just, it's good.
48:49
Like same shit every fucking day. Oh yeah. Like
48:52
it's not, it's not groundbreaking, but it's like,
48:54
and it could just be the nostalgia factor, but
48:57
it's like, it's good. It's better than, it's
49:01
better than sports. Like sports center sucks
49:04
ass now. And around the horns gone, but granted
49:08
around the horn wasn't really all that great
49:10
lately. So. Yeah, Scott Van Pelt and it just
49:15
comes on so late. It's like Scott Van Pelt's
49:17
the only thing worth watching. But yeah, SVP,
49:21
especially in like college football season with
49:22
bad beats. Oh, best segment on television. True.
49:29
True, true. But I mean, all the real entertainment
49:34
in like Sports Talk is through podcasts. Yeah.
49:38
Or like other YouTube shows like, like Rich Eisen
49:41
or like or us obviously can't leave us out. But
49:48
yeah, like, pardon my take. Rich eyes. I like
49:52
the rich eyes and show as well. Yeah, Pat McAfee,
49:56
but that's ESPN now. I mean, that's still entertaining.
50:01
But we I obviously didn't mention Pat McAfee
50:03
because that isn't just the run of the mill,
50:07
like regular ESPN show. Very transparent, like
50:11
As opposed to like other people who kind of like
50:13
pretend to be like, oh, yes, I watch all of these
50:16
things. I'm giving my expert opinion on McAfee
50:18
is at least like pretty transparent and like,
50:22
hey, I don't know a lot about this. So like that
50:26
kind of thing. Yes. And he's and he's much more
50:29
entertaining than Stephen A or anybody. That's
50:32
why he's got that room of 30 guys. Cause one
50:37
of them's watched something like that, you know,
50:39
like one of them's keeping tabs on something.
50:42
And then they give a rundown. Yeah. Pat McAfee
50:45
is too busy. Yeah. To even enjoy his lone life.
50:50
He has to, he has to call Monday Night Raw. I
50:54
mean grinding. Respect. And WrestleMania. Is
50:59
he still on Raw? I saw Corey Graves called Raw
51:01
this week. I didn't know if. If he was gonna
51:04
be taking a hiatus or not. I think he was just
51:07
taking a break that week. Maybe I don't know
51:09
You know, he's uh, you know He's obviously like
51:13
like a Pacers guy. So he's I Don't know. He's
51:18
kind of in the see a Pacers guy or a fever guy
51:22
Obviously like fucking like fuck the Colts player
51:29
in him and obviously fan but the fact that he's
51:31
just like an Indianapolis guy Is it's pretty
51:36
cool. Just random small market. It's not just
51:40
the Colts like it's all like Pacers fever like
51:42
he he's a he's an Indy guy and that's objectively
51:47
it's kind of cool. Name another Indy guy. Reggie
51:52
Miller. Larry Bird was born in Indiana. I mean
52:01
everything I left shrimp. I mean everything he
52:05
was at. He was Michael Jackson or dead left was
52:08
at game four and I saw him was like, hey, yeah,
52:11
it's the guy from parks. It's that it's that
52:18
German guy. Yeah, what else we got? Chris, can
52:32
you break down the the Devers trade for us? Oh,
52:35
yeah. One of the the Red Sox just did it again.
52:40
It's the Mookie Betts trade all over again. They
52:43
have Grand Mookie Betts is much better baseball
52:46
player than Devers, but they have a franchise
52:48
player who. It's not like just super thrilled,
52:53
so they just ship them to the West Coast for
52:56
nothing. They got like a. pretty decent pitcher
53:00
from the Giants in the trade. His ERA was not
53:03
great, but he's young. He really only had like
53:06
one bad start. That's why his ERA, he gave up
53:08
like seven runs and like two innings one time.
53:11
That's why his ERA was not great, but immediately
53:15
optioned him to triple A. Like he was like a
53:19
pretty like, I would say like a rotational like
53:23
starter with the Giants and they're like, nah,
53:26
triple A, we don't even. don't even care so it's
53:31
it's dumb the whole trade is done yeah I mean
53:36
great for the Giants obviously but it's just
53:38
I saw someone on Instagram I forget who the guy
53:42
was but he he did like a thing it was like him
53:47
talking, he's like, Oh, Red Sox front office
53:49
is like, Hey, remember we traded a cornerstone
53:51
piece to out to California for virtually nothing.
53:54
That was terrible, wasn't it? Red Sox fans like,
53:56
yeah, he was like, okay, what if we did it again?
54:04
It's, it's pretty, I mean, and now, I mean, they
54:09
kind of stink now. I mean, they weren't lighting
54:11
it up. They're mediocre with Devers. And now
54:14
it's like, Didn't they sweep the Yankees and
54:17
then and then I can get a home run them off.
54:19
Yeah Three hours later traded I Can weigh the
54:27
road bubs Yeah, and I've seen been pissing me
54:32
off people like Red Sox fans on Twitter being
54:36
like, Oh, who has it worse than the Boston Red
54:39
Sox? Like this is such a terrible franchise route
54:41
for and people have like actually shitty teams
54:45
chiming in. So it was like the Red Sox have more
54:49
World Series wins in the last 25 years. The Pirates
54:52
have winning seasons. Jesus Christ. Yeah. For
55:00
20 years. But yeah, it's still like I saw it
55:03
was a character. Caravus or Caravus, whatever
55:06
his fucking name is. The Red Sox guy used to
55:08
work at Barstool. He said something like the
55:12
name of worst franchise root for him. People
55:14
like, are you fucking kidding me right now? You've
55:18
multiple championships in the last 10 years.
55:23
Shut the fuck up. 15 years. Shut the fuck up.
55:28
Yeah. Yeah, I mean. That's a really thing that
55:32
that really grinds my gears about any mass hole.
55:36
You know, it's like they'll they'll play pity
55:40
on you. Like it's the end of the world. Yeah.
55:45
And did the Panthers just score again? Well,
55:47
no. OK, I saw I saw a look. A tremendous opportunity.
55:54
I just didn't work. All right. Well, let us know.
56:00
But yeah, like the whole Boston area in just
56:05
Massachusetts Connecticut wherever you're from
56:08
and if you're a fan of any of those teams and
56:11
your team is doing not that great Shut the fuck
56:15
up. Mm -hmm. Shut up My You don't know how bad
56:21
you have it My father's kind of like that He
56:26
always likes to pull the all my team suck card
56:28
and granted Most of them do, except he's also
56:32
an Alabama football fan. And that means the greatest
56:36
dynasty in college football history. And any
56:39
time he's like, and he'll say that in front of
56:41
like me and the rest of my family, who just granted
56:45
the rest of my family just likes UT. I like losers
56:48
across the board. So anytime I was like, oh,
56:50
my, none of my team's always was like, I just
56:52
want to, I'm not going to say it because it's
56:53
my father, but I just want to be shut the fuck
56:55
up. Like, do you know how many times I've said
57:00
I would trade, like the Pacers, for example,
57:04
they have a decade of dead last finishes for
57:07
like one Super Bowl or one national championship.
57:12
I'd be crazy if the Pacers won the Super Bowl.
57:15
No, no, I mean, like for like, for one title
57:20
in any of my teams. And he's over here being
57:25
like, oh, well, all my professional teams always
57:28
sucks like, yeah, because your college wants
57:30
the biggest dynasty we've ever seen. That's how
57:34
it always is. It's called it's called balance,
57:36
Mark. Yeah. Mark, though. Yeah. No, shout out,
57:41
Mark. He's shut up. I really want to get him
57:44
a Twitter because he would be incredibly entertaining.
57:47
I could not not recommended enough one time.
57:51
Don't get him on that. Don't do it. Storytime
57:55
about Mark real quick. This was years ago, and
58:00
I don't remember the topic, whatever, but Mark,
58:04
this was before social media. He was big on,
58:07
or before it was huge. He was on some Yahoo message
58:11
board or something. For some reason, the email,
58:17
the Yahoo email was under my mom's name, so he
58:20
was just firing off red hot. pretty dumb take
58:25
like irrational takes with my mom's like name
58:28
on the thing. And he said something one time.
58:32
And I'm paraphrasing because this was years ago,
58:35
but I believe the response was get off the crack
58:39
pipe and get back in the kitchen. Jesus. And
58:47
he was like, how can someone say something? I
58:51
was like, you're firing up shit with mom's name
58:54
on it. You're the ass. Your name is Amy Walker,
59:00
one, two, three. Oh, but I'll never. That's not
59:05
your mom's name, is it? No, that's my sister's
59:08
name. Oh, sorry. Shout out my whole family. What's
59:12
your mom's name? Laura. Laura. Get off the crack
59:17
pipe, Laura. I haven't thought about that in
59:23
years and that just randomly popped into my head.
59:26
It probably happened at the computer I'm sitting
59:28
five feet away from right now. I need to ask
59:34
him about that. If he's still firing off those
59:38
Yahoo message boards. Just about that in general,
59:42
but that too. He texts me all the time, like,
59:46
oh, the Pacers need to trade Halliburton, the
59:48
Reds. Earlier today, like during the Reds game.
59:53
I feel like all dads do that. Yeah, I'm not trying
59:56
to make him sound like he's the only one. All
59:58
dads do this, but I'm just sharing my experiences.
1:00:02
Earlier today, Reds are on. I believe they're.
1:00:07
Yeah, they just won. So go Reds, but. He texted
1:00:13
me, he said, the Reds just need to play all their
1:00:15
games on the road because they suck at home.
1:00:18
It was one to nothing in the third inning. And
1:00:21
I looked it up. The Reds have a better home record
1:00:24
than they do on the road. I was just like, I
1:00:30
know he's a dad and that's just what they do.
1:00:33
But it's just like, come on, man. come on dude
1:00:38
they just see something and they they feel like
1:00:41
they know something and they just need to say
1:00:44
something about it yeah and it reminds me of
1:00:49
kind of like well we've had this discussion about
1:00:51
like the preds like facebook being like the preds
1:00:54
just need to go get cindy crossby just go yeah
1:00:58
he's kind of like that it's like just why can't
1:01:01
they just go get the honest go get like durant
1:01:04
go get all these like Cause that's not the way
1:01:07
it works. That's impossible. Yeah. It's just
1:01:13
the late within the last couple of months, especially
1:01:16
since the start of baseball season and the Pacers
1:01:19
run, the texts I've been getting are just kind
1:01:21
of like, what? So that's the peep behind the
1:01:28
curtain and what it's like to text with my father
1:01:31
about sports. No, I, I totally get that too.
1:01:35
All dads are pretty negative about everything.
1:01:39
Even until he, even if your team's doing well,
1:01:41
you're pretty negative about it. He's like the
1:01:45
way he talks about the Pacers. Sometimes you
1:01:47
think they're just like in the depths of hell.
1:01:49
They have a chance to win a championship in the
1:01:55
way he talks about them. I'm granted it's when
1:01:58
they're losing. So we just firing off like emotional.
1:02:01
text but it's like sometimes like before you
1:02:05
hit send take a step back I mean like hey I feel
1:02:09
like we we were taught that in like early high
1:02:12
school like hey the things you put on the internet
1:02:16
are there forever and like they just didn't they
1:02:21
just didn't get that well this isn't this this
1:02:24
is just text message aside from the whatever
1:02:27
he said with my mom's name years ago but Yeah,
1:02:31
it's I kind of do want to get him a Twitter just
1:02:33
to see. I think he would do great on NBA Twitter.
1:02:38
He's great at just irrational emotional takes.
1:02:44
That dude get lit up. It would be hilarious.
1:02:47
Yeah, it would be hilarious. Man. Oh, dads. Oh,
1:02:58
dads. That's our Father's Day segment. Oh, yeah,
1:03:02
I guess I guess it could be. Shout out to all
1:03:05
the dads. I mean, I I'll be like that. I'm probably
1:03:09
going to be like that within the next five. I
1:03:11
mean, realistically, I'm like that now. I just
1:03:14
don't like I just don't tweet it out. I just
1:03:16
talk to people about it. I say that like I'm
1:03:18
in my on my high horse. I'm like, I'm very close
1:03:21
to being like that. Yeah, I'm very much like
1:03:24
that now. I just don't. I usually have somebody
1:03:28
to like watch the game with. So I'm just like
1:03:30
airing out my frustrations out loud instead of
1:03:33
on the Internet. Yeah, because thoughts can be
1:03:37
forgotten. The Internet cannot be. Yeah, I think
1:03:41
my dad just kind of like bottles all of his takes
1:03:45
up until he explodes when like I bring something
1:03:50
up. I'm just like. Like I'm talking to him, I'm
1:03:56
like, hey, how's baseball? And then he'll just
1:04:02
go. And he just won't stop talking. And then
1:04:08
he'll be like, you see, son, pitchers these days,
1:04:13
they throw the ball. They don't know how to pitch.
1:04:17
They know how to throw. They don't know how to
1:04:20
pitch. And I'm like, that's what I've been saying.
1:04:26
You know, that's I've been saying that for years.
1:04:30
Isn't that like half of it, though? Isn't that
1:04:33
like half of pitching? I get what he's saying.
1:04:36
We're not we're not talking about this. All right.
1:04:39
OK, I was trying to be funny, but you could talk
1:04:41
to my dad about this if you want. I'll give you
1:04:44
his number and you can call him. But we've been
1:04:47
all day and Sean both have irrational dads. We
1:04:49
don't need another one. My dad like it. Let's
1:04:54
get Ed on the pod. We should get all of our we
1:04:58
should put all of our dads in a group text. We
1:05:01
talked about doing like an all dad pod one time.
1:05:05
And that would be three hours long. It would
1:05:08
be it would be a disaster, but it would be for
1:05:12
us would be hilarious for anybody else. It would
1:05:15
be like suicide. Yeah, it would just be the worst.
1:05:21
And I get it. But it would it would be hilarious.
1:05:24
Just and both of your dads are skins fans. Are
1:05:27
they are they manners fans? Yeah, they are not
1:05:31
I mean not my dad's kind of a free agent, but
1:05:33
he likes to pay attention to the The commanders
1:05:36
I guess I think he doesn't really he doesn't
1:05:38
really follow the NFL. I said skins so Like is
1:05:43
he like he was a skins fan. Yeah, correct. My
1:05:47
I think my dad is a Now the now manders, he's
1:05:53
a fan of them the way I'm a fan of the Pacers
1:05:54
like He won't be like he'll keep up with them,
1:05:57
but he doesn't Create you can't really watch
1:06:01
them. Well now you can more because they're kind
1:06:03
of good but For years before it's like you can't
1:06:06
watch him. You can really only like fault unless
1:06:08
you have Sunday ticket, which I Don't you pay
1:06:10
that to watch the commanders? Really only like
1:06:14
watch box scores. It's probably It might be worth
1:06:18
it this year oh this yeah now but i'm talking
1:06:21
like oh i got you okay though during the football
1:06:24
team days and like stuff like that it's like
1:06:27
but yeah that's he he like he he'll like keep
1:06:30
an eye on him but it's not like he'll text me
1:06:34
when they suck and then when they go to the nfc
1:06:36
championship i think there's just like if there's
1:06:43
our three dads there's just so much differences
1:06:48
Between each of them like my dad fucking hates
1:06:52
the Cowboys And so he wouldn't really get along
1:06:56
I mean he my me and Sean's dad have actually
1:07:00
met and they were you know They were they're
1:07:03
okay. They talk ball not really no music they
1:07:07
talk kiss Yeah But like y 'all should have started
1:07:13
the pot no I wasn't there He my dad ran into
1:07:19
Will's family on the way and then ran in Your
1:07:23
dad snuck up behind me. Yeah in public put his
1:07:28
eye his hands over my eyes And we're like we're
1:07:34
like about to walk over the bridge From Nissan
1:07:38
all the way to Bridgestone to watch kiss. He's
1:07:41
like hey Guess who it is and I'm like there should
1:07:45
be no one else around me actually Except for
1:07:51
my parents and so I'm like Who is it? And it's
1:07:57
like oh it's it's Rick It's it's Rick Dixon.
1:08:02
Yeah. Hey, these are my parents and then he was
1:08:05
like Your dad said something about how he liked
1:08:09
kiss without the makeup And then my dad was just
1:08:12
like, oh, they fucking suck. Like he was just
1:08:16
so blunt about it. Like. Yeah, well, I was telling
1:08:20
him that like my dad, like his first intro to
1:08:24
Kiss was Kiss in the 90s, which was Kiss Without
1:08:28
the Makeup, which had some actually some some
1:08:31
great fucking songs. Not going to not going to
1:08:33
front. But. But I told Rick that and Rick was
1:08:39
like that kiss sucks, and I'm like well nobody
1:08:43
Nobody likes that kiss more than than the 70s
1:08:48
makeup kiss like nobody likes that more so it's
1:08:51
like it's like yeah, I mean when you compare
1:08:54
it, but Come on use your breath oh The oilers
1:09:01
did the yeah, I just saw him for nothing Well,
1:09:06
it's all right. Yeah. Congratulations to the
1:09:11
Florida Panthers. I lost five units on the Oilers.
1:09:18
It's not even about the units that I lost. It's
1:09:22
about the friends we made along the way. It's
1:09:25
about the time. It's about the time that I and
1:09:29
the mental fortitude I put into this bet. Like
1:09:34
like I put it in at the beginning of the season
1:09:36
and Like I'm like this may or may not happen
1:09:41
I'm not gonna care about this for a few months.
1:09:44
But then like, you know, it's it's March. It's
1:09:47
April It's like they're in the playoff picture.
1:09:49
Like here we are we're here. I'm paying attention
1:09:52
and like it just They it's like one of one of
1:09:59
our teams like they just they just find a way
1:10:02
to to give you the hope and then they crush it
1:10:06
then they just because it's the hope that kills
1:10:09
you my hope is yeah hope is the worst yeah my
1:10:14
hope is to have no hope yeah like yeah i mean
1:10:21
that's kind of the worst part about gambling
1:10:23
i mean i would say the worst but it's to me it's
1:10:27
probably like the worst part is losing money
1:10:29
no i would say but I was unless you're like,
1:10:34
if you have like a huge bet, yeah, that's the
1:10:36
worst. But if it's just like a normal unit, especially
1:10:39
like in football season, you're like, I've put
1:10:41
like days into like thinking about like researching
1:10:44
this bet. And then it was just nowhere fucking
1:10:46
close. That's kind of and then you just lose
1:10:51
money on top of it as just a nice little kick
1:10:53
in the balls. It's just like, man, this sucks.
1:10:59
Why do we keep doing this? Because when you hit.
1:11:03
Feels like your cock is made of concrete. Shout
1:11:05
out Stu Feiner. That wasn't a Stu Feiner reference.
1:11:09
That was a. No, that was that was a reference
1:11:12
to the other guys when they're in the anger management
1:11:15
class. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought like, what
1:11:18
does it feel like to shoot a man? And he goes,
1:11:20
it feels like my cock is made of concrete. No,
1:11:22
he said, I feel I felt like a Viagra pill with
1:11:25
a face. That's what Stu said. I thought it was
1:11:30
reversed. No. I remember this explicitly. Sounds
1:11:35
like we're going to have to watch the other guys.
1:11:37
I mean, I guess we have to. Either way, it makes
1:11:43
your penis feel good. Yeah, it's electric. Any
1:11:48
more quick takes before I end this one? We did
1:11:56
this in the past, but we'll do it real quick.
1:11:58
Uh, it is national mascots day. I hate this day.
1:12:01
Uh favorite mascots Sean's afraid i'm afraid
1:12:06
chris is your smoky i'm gonna be smoky smoky.
1:12:10
Yes i'm trying to think about other just I'm
1:12:13
only thinking of like or smoky dog the smoky
1:12:17
the dog Well, you know from the tennessee smokies
1:12:21
I thought you were talking about like the anti
1:12:24
-forest fire. No, like from the Tennessee Smokey.
1:12:31
No, I meant Smokey the dog, the live dog, best
1:12:34
mascot in college football. I'm only thinking
1:12:37
of like terrifying ones off the top of my head.
1:12:41
The Kansas State mascot, football mascot especially,
1:12:44
is nightmare fuel. Purdue's is pretty scary too.
1:12:50
I'm just gonna say Purdue's. I was literally
1:12:53
like on. It's just life. Like, Kansas State is
1:12:56
like, it's just normal human body football pads,
1:13:01
wildcap head. It's like, what the fuck am I looking
1:13:03
at? For the Purdue one, it's like, there is no,
1:13:07
like there is no soul. It is, that thing is dead.
1:13:10
It is a demon. And Purdue University is from
1:13:14
hell. So that fits. Stanford's mascot. It's hilarious
1:13:21
and also kind of scary. Shout out T -Rack, I
1:13:26
think is probably one of the most creative in
1:13:31
the NFL, but yeah. Those are unbiased. The Tampa
1:13:38
Bay Buccaneer, because he gets a gun and a sword.
1:13:43
All right. I cannot argue with that logic. Don't
1:13:46
hate that. Sick mustache. He's a pirate. He's
1:13:51
probably drunk all the time. What more could
1:13:52
you want? All right, I'm gonna end it. Okay.
1:13:57
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