Latest / Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe / Pointless WhatsApp Group Drama! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.7.26)
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- 0:00I promise you, I'm not usually this petty, but
- 0:05today's show is going to be a little petty, bitches.
- 0:09Now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
- 0:14Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
- 0:20show prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Welcome to
- 0:32Happy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
- 0:48Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
- 0:50Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
- 0:59now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this
- 1:01button, boom, the whole program's going to start.
- 1:04Okay, well, hit it. All right. All right. The
- 1:22semen was so big. And now for something completely
- 1:25different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
- 1:31Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
- 2:12Today is a very... I was debating about recording
- 2:21today. I see this at the beginning of each show.
- 2:23And then by the end of the show, I'm glad I didn't
- 2:25not record. But man, today, I slept in until
- 2:28like 11 a .m. You ever have it? I don't know.
- 2:32Most people don't talk smack on podcasts. But
- 2:34you ever have it where you think you want to
- 2:37talk? This is for people on the radio. Something's
- 2:39really bothering you. And you're like, oh, I
- 2:41might sleep it off. And if I still feel like
- 2:43I want to talk about it in the morning, I'm going
- 2:45to talk about it. And then the morning comes
- 2:48and you don't want to talk about it more. Yeah,
- 2:51that's where I'm at right now. Call the show.
- 2:55856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
- 3:02tweet at me. At Ryan Happy Radio. Oh, it's me!
- 3:07Ryan Happy Radio at gmail .com. Okay. So, this
- 3:12is going to get a little ugly, but I don't really
- 3:14care because... life's too short. And at some
- 3:19point you got to defend yourself a little bit.
- 3:20Now, can I be a jackass? Yes. Yes. That's kind
- 3:24of the point of the show. I'm kind of an awkward,
- 3:26quiet guy, but it's how every person in radio
- 3:30is. Oh, the larger than life personalities say
- 3:34it on air. And when they go off air, they want
- 3:37to be left alone and don't want to talk about
- 3:39their job. Well, I don't like going to new places
- 3:44a lot. It's my comfort zone. So my friend Frank
- 3:48the Kava OG just got a new job at O2 Easy Kava
- 3:52and Vape Lounge at 13433 South Belcher Road in
- 3:56Largo. 727 -408 -5173. That's 727 -408 -5173.
- 4:03And it's O2 Easy Kava Smoke and Vape Lounge.
- 4:10And Frank's been publicly... I love Frank! So
- 4:14when I say this, I'm not talking smack, but he's
- 4:16been commenting on my pictures. And I can only
- 4:19say this about Frank because Frank's my dog.
- 4:21I've known him four years. And he's like, come
- 4:26visit me. Come visit me. Come visit me. Oh, you're
- 4:28not visiting me? And I'm like, you know what?
- 4:30They think it was Thursday night. I was like,
- 4:32you know what? I'm going to go visit Frank. So
- 4:35I, his dirt cover bar closed at midnight and
- 4:38I wanted to watch the Stanley Cup finals. So
- 4:40I go there. Had an amazing time. O2 Cabo Lounge
- 4:44is great. It's amazing. Their product is good.
- 4:48The couch is comfy. The bar is comfy. And I took
- 4:53a picture with Frank. It's on my social media.
- 4:55At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Okay. So obviously I self
- 5:00-promote on let's say my Facebook and my Twitter
- 5:05and my Instagram for my show. But there's this
- 5:10WhatsApp group for the Cabo community. that is
- 5:12ran by some of my closest friends and all the
- 5:15names in this situation will be left anonymous
- 5:18even though they know they'll be i'll be talking
- 5:20about them even though the previous time i talked
- 5:22about the kava community i didn't even say any
- 5:25names and then people started treating me differently
- 5:27because they probably were showing their guilt
- 5:31but that previous thing was a little more messy
- 5:33because i was uh talking about how people needed
- 5:36to stop talking about who i banged and brought
- 5:38to a kava bar and in that broad thought i was
- 5:40talking about her when i complimented her in
- 5:42the beginning and she did have good skills but
- 5:46uh what happened was i wanted to help promote
- 5:49frank because everyone's like oh we're gonna
- 5:51go see you sometime frank but then no one actually
- 5:55goes so i was like you know what I could be a
- 5:57selfish guy. I'm an only child. I think I'm going
- 5:59to go visit Frank. So I visit Frank, and there's
- 6:01a WhatsApp group for the comic community, which
- 6:03it was kind of originally my idea, but my friend
- 6:06did it better. I did something called Tampa Bay
- 6:09Comic Bar Check -In, where when this one comic
- 6:12bar closed, the whole point was, where are we
- 6:14all going tonight? Well, my friend, who owns
- 6:18his own business, did it much better. And honestly,
- 6:20with the drama that has been caused in the last
- 6:23six months, it's probably better that he's doing
- 6:25the page. He's also a really good dude. We're
- 6:29going to have nicknames in this segment, but
- 6:30I post a picture of me and Frank in the group.
- 6:34And I said, everyone needs to check out Frank
- 6:36at O2 Cabo Lounge. I didn't say search happy
- 6:39radio. I didn't say half the group talks behind
- 6:42my back, but it's nice to my face or hides like
- 6:44cowards. But last night, this guy who has shown
- 6:51his true self as a friend. This guy who buys
- 6:56a new truck every year to feel better about himself.
- 7:01Just a miserable, rich soul. He's about two years
- 7:05older than me. He's a dentist. And I've not been
- 7:10innocent in this situation. I was telling people
- 7:13a year and a half ago when he was talking smack
- 7:15about me, I was telling people that he had an
- 7:17imaginary girlfriend and he got mad. But we made
- 7:20up. Not really, but we kind of made up. Like
- 7:23that. Whatever. So last night I'm laying in bed.
- 7:28It's around 10 o 'clock at night and I'm just
- 7:30really tired. I had done a lot during the day
- 7:32and I was laying in bed and I redownloaded the
- 7:37WhatsApp group, just WhatsApp in general, because
- 7:39at my job at the radio station, our promotions
- 7:44team, we all talk through WhatsApp. And I see
- 7:47a notification from dentist. That's what we'll
- 7:50call them in a situation. And it goes, everyone
- 7:52needs to check out, insert this person at this
- 7:55Kava bar here and then posted a picture. I didn't
- 7:57really click on the link because I didn't really
- 7:59need to because I knew they were kind of mocking
- 8:01me. Oh, but I thought the Kava community was
- 8:06supposed to be about uplifting each other. No,
- 8:09it's a bunch of recovering boys and losers from
- 8:12high school that now have money and want to flex.
- 8:17You can say what you want about me, about my
- 8:18bombastic opinions and my slight over ego and
- 8:23confidence, but at least I'm true to who I am.
- 8:26I'm the nicest jackass you'll ever see. But then
- 8:33this dude, we're going to call him dude, bro.
- 8:37This guy right here is type of dude that like
- 8:39when he was cop attending and Charlie Kirk died.
- 8:42I was saying that I didn't agree with Charlie
- 8:45Kirk, but I went to high school with him and
- 8:47one time drove around with him and I didn't like
- 8:49seeing someone I knew get assassinated. Oh, no.
- 8:52Forget about politics. And he rose his voice
- 8:57at me and told me to not talk about politics
- 8:59at the bar. Even when I was talking about, you
- 9:01know, basic human rights. Well, last night, dude
- 9:07broke comments in the group and goes. I can't
- 9:11see it. I can't see the original picture Hoppy
- 9:14put up because that gay nerd blocked me. First
- 9:17of all, you claim to be an ally for the gay community
- 9:20because half the cover community is gay, and
- 9:21you're throwing out the word gay as an insult?
- 9:23Who cares if I want to go down on another guy?
- 9:27I'm aware of how I want to feel when a girl goes
- 9:30down on me, so I'd probably be good at it. And
- 9:33second of all, I am a nerd. I was an only child
- 9:37who listened to the radio in Chicago all day
- 9:39long and podcast when they came out 20 years
- 9:41ago. But I'm not really a nerd because I barely
- 9:44graduated high school and flunked out of college.
- 9:47And this guy claims to be so progressive. I'm
- 9:53so much better than everybody. Are you really?
- 9:58Are you really? I blocked you because you were
- 10:02harassing me on Snapchat. He's one of those guys,
- 10:05you know, when you have like a Snapchat streak
- 10:08and like you don't know what to take a picture
- 10:10of. So you just take a picture of like your fucking
- 10:12driver's wheel or your like shoes to like keep
- 10:15the streak alive. I just don't want to show anything
- 10:17in my life. I don't film this show. I'm anonymous.
- 10:20And the Snapchat streak ended. And he messaged
- 10:25me four months ago. I'll never forget where I
- 10:27was. I was turning right on 4th Street. And he
- 10:29goes, hey, you going out to this comic bar tonight?
- 10:31And I said, no, I'm really burnt out from the
- 10:34week because I'm not doing hard labor here. But
- 10:38I do have to come up with something to talk about
- 10:39every day. And then I got to deal with the politics
- 10:41radio and my day job and making sure the commercials
- 10:45I make are good. So I'm under a lot of pressure.
- 10:47It's more mental work than physical work. Which
- 10:50is why I always say that this shows for the hardworking
- 10:53average Joe and Jane. If you're working your
- 10:55ass off right now as a plumber, I respect you.
- 10:59You're more of a man than me. I tried being a
- 11:02landscaper one time. I could barely lay down
- 11:05the side. So I respect you guys. But dude bro
- 11:12had the audacity to say, oh, shut up. You don't
- 11:14work that hard. Especially when dude bro. is
- 11:20known for using freebies to get free meals. And
- 11:23also, Dude Bro is known for trying to do Pokemon
- 11:27Breakers even though he should have started it
- 11:30seven months ago. Now do you see how it feels
- 11:33when someone else talks about you? And you gotta
- 11:36remember, I never ever in the original part when
- 11:39they got mad at me, I never said their names.
- 11:41I was talking about the culture of the Kaba community
- 11:44talking about others. And the phony baloney,
- 11:47hey, how's it going? And then once the people
- 11:51leave the bar, all of a sudden, everybody talks
- 11:54about that person. Or, you know, women that live
- 11:57after men and have no ambition or no goals to
- 12:01make their own money telling people I'm dangerous.
- 12:03Man, funk dead. I wasn't going to do this last
- 12:07night. I wasn't. And when I was, when I went
- 12:10out for a little bit, I was like, you know, I'm
- 12:11going to let it be. But I woke up and I was like,
- 12:14I was just trying to help out a friend at O2
- 12:17Easy Kava Bar. O2 Easy Kava and they bludge.
- 12:2213433 South Belcher Road, Largo, Florida. Go
- 12:25see Frank the Kava OJ and kiss my ass. Although
- 12:30I would assume he's a very good dentist. That
- 12:32dentist that was talking smack about me. But
- 12:35do you realize? Now, you could say, well, Ryan,
- 12:38you just did a whole segment about them, so you're
- 12:40being a hypocrite. But do you realize that I'm
- 12:42in your head? Who cares if I blocked it, dude,
- 12:45bro? You're a douche. Everybody knows it, but
- 12:49nobody in the comic community, this is why I'm
- 12:51deemed dangerous, is because I say things. Because
- 12:53I don't sit back. It's the Chicago me. It's with
- 12:56all the radio hosts I've worked with that are
- 12:58outspoken. I don't sit back and let things slide.
- 13:01I've let other things slide. But when you're
- 13:04going to openly trash me on a WhatsApp group
- 13:06because I'm helping promote a comic bar when
- 13:08the whole part of the comic community and the
- 13:11group is to be supportive, go fuck yourself.
- 13:14Oh, yeah. I just couldn't believe it. Listen.
- 13:22At least when I was defending myself about getting
- 13:24laid in the comic community, talking about my
- 13:26son's life, at least I was kind of being a little
- 13:28edgy, even though I never said any names. I literally
- 13:30never talked about the girl because she's not
- 13:32that important. Although she does bring the skills
- 13:35in bed. But the thing is, ladies and gentlemen,
- 13:37boys and girls, a lot of you are phonies, not
- 13:40everybody. And the sad part is it makes people
- 13:43uncomfortable when I'm outspoken. Because so
- 13:45many people secretly agree with me or are my
- 13:48friends and I'll get the reports. Oh, this person's
- 13:50talking about you. This person's great. You're
- 13:53talking about me. Oh, you're a dentist. Nice.
- 14:00Oh, you're a plumber. Good. It's a good job.
- 14:04Your drinks were never that great because you
- 14:05didn't try. Oh, this was an ugly segment. I was
- 14:11rehearsing it in my bath. Imagine my 6 '9". Are
- 14:14you taking a bath? Oh, yeah. Don't run your mouth.
- 14:20If I was promoting my podcast or sending a critique,
- 14:23I wouldn't get it coming at me. I'm just trying
- 14:26to promote a cow if I did. Oh, too easy. Cabin
- 14:29Vape Lounge. 13433 South Belger Road in Largo.
- 14:33Oh, you all claim to be Frank's friend. At least
- 14:37I went. I can kind of see why people say I'm
- 14:40dangerous, but I didn't say any names. And to
- 14:43be honest, to all the people that know that I
- 14:45might have been talking about them six months
- 14:47ago, you were just telling on yourself. Because
- 14:50the 250 ,000 listens I get a year and about 10
- 14:54,000 individual listeners per month. So I have
- 14:5610 ,000 listeners per month and then they listen
- 14:58to the many. So it's about 250 ,000 listens a
- 15:01year. Not the biggest production. I mean, MJ
- 15:04gets about 350 ,000 listeners a morning. So does
- 15:08Kelton gets about 175 ,000. It's not a small
- 15:11audience, but I would say about 9 ,970 people
- 15:17had no idea what I was talking about whenever
- 15:19I do these rants. But the other 30 think the
- 15:22whole freaking world revolves around them. It
- 15:26doesn't. Someday, either our body's going to
- 15:29be eaten by maggots or we'll become dust. At
- 15:36our grandparents' house. And then the dust will
- 15:38break on the ground. And then the vacuum will
- 15:40scoop up the dust. And it'll be like we never
- 15:42existed. I really got into the COVID community
- 15:46because it felt like a brotherhood. It felt like
- 15:49everybody had a flawed past. Either drug addicts
- 15:52or former criminals. And everybody came together.
- 15:56And maybe it's different in other parts of Florida.
- 16:00But oh my God. In this Tampa Bay area, if it's
- 16:03the radio scene, if it's the podcasting scene,
- 16:06if it's the comedian scene, the comedy scene,
- 16:08everybody talks smack about each other. And it
- 16:11feels like I'm the only one that calls it out.
- 16:14Of course I'm going to call it out. You're slandering
- 16:16my name. I'm a gay nerd. Yeah! I mean, especially
- 16:21on Pride Month. And that's your insult? Not my
- 16:25stutter? Not the fact that I walk funny? Not
- 16:31the fact that I go from girlfriend to girlfriend
- 16:33and can't keep one. Not the fact that I can be
- 16:36loud enough. The fact that I'm a nerd. Nerds
- 16:39are on the road, dude. You know when you need
- 16:41a new PS4 controller but you don't want to go
- 16:44to GameStop and you go to Amazon? That was made
- 16:46by a nerd, dude. You know when you drive around
- 16:49in your car and you're like, that was made by
- 16:51a nerd, dude. And it's actually cool now to be
- 16:54gay, so to the dude bro out there. Thank you
- 16:59for complimenting me. I'm a gay nerd. And to
- 17:04the dentist out there, keep making as much money
- 17:07as you want, but you're a miserable soul. I saw
- 17:10you last night and you hid. It's all good. I
- 17:14don't care. I don't know. I don't know what this
- 17:21planet's doing. I don't know if we're all mad
- 17:23about inflation. And I'm sure this will not help
- 17:28out my perception in the community of people
- 17:30wanting to be around me, but I don't really care.
- 17:32I go to like five different comic bars and hang
- 17:34out with my cat. Yeah. Gay nerd. I love taking
- 17:43it in the butt. No. I don't even like going to
- 17:46the bathroom. Anyway. I'm going to be like, you
- 17:51know, laying in bed tonight, you know, kind of
- 17:54overthinking the segment. But I have to say something.
- 17:58Again, when I defended myself six months ago,
- 18:01it's a lot spoken. Actually, here's the deal.
- 18:09There's probably some listeners out there that
- 18:13have no idea what I'm talking about six months
- 18:16ago. Because you always got to assume that you
- 18:19have any listeners. So we're going to replay
- 18:21that segment of when I defended my honor. And
- 18:25then we're going to come back and get the show
- 18:26started. Hooked up with this girl and I'm not
- 18:36bragging. I'm not trying to be like, oh, look
- 18:38at me. The bare minimum of a man if you don't
- 18:42believe in waiting until marriage is getting
- 18:43laid. Not like you used to get laid every day,
- 18:45but it's not like, oh my God, you got laid. You're
- 18:48so cool. But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
- 18:53there was somebody in the Kava community, the
- 18:58same community, and I see that person all the
- 19:00time. It's fine, we're gorgeous, we're cool.
- 19:04But I heard this one dude who's like the drama
- 19:08queen of the group. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. He texted
- 19:14me and was like, yo, did you guys hook up? That's
- 19:17kind of how he read it. And he said it a lot
- 19:19more classy. And I said, yeah, we did. She's
- 19:22a nice girl. I'm glad we're friends. But I am.
- 19:25And I find out he's the one who's telling everybody
- 19:29we hooked up. Excuse me. Why's it matter who
- 19:37I have intercourse with? I know I'm a public
- 19:41figure. Saying celebrity is so douchey. But it's
- 19:45not like I go to, you know, the airport. I mean,
- 19:49I do get recognized by the people working in
- 19:51the front. But it's not like I go to the airport
- 19:52and they're like, oh my God, TMZ time. TMZ time.
- 19:58But there are like a million people that know
- 20:00who I am from all the various radio shows I listen
- 20:03to. And I had 250 ,000 listens last year. So
- 20:05I am well known. I might even say infamous. So
- 20:10I get that I'm a conversation starter. But listen,
- 20:13that's such a bitch move to tell everybody, I'm
- 20:17too happy hooked up with it. You go get laid.
- 20:21Go get laid. Stop worrying about how I'm getting
- 20:24my rocks off. Oh, the rocks did come off. Oh,
- 20:28geez. Here we go. God, can you imagine spending
- 20:35a happy new year with J -Lo? Jennifer Lopez is
- 20:41ringing in 2026 with two of the most important
- 20:45people in her life. Oh yeah, you know, she just
- 20:48gets around. The superstar brought 17 -year -old
- 20:51twins, Emmy and Max, on stage. I cannot believe
- 20:54those twins are going to be 18 this year. It's
- 20:57so weird. It feels like 2008 was like seven years
- 21:01ago. during her new up -all -night Las Vegas
- 21:04residency at the Coliseum at Caesars Palace for
- 21:07the final countdown to midnight on New Year's
- 21:09Eve. The teens shared a sweet embrace with their
- 21:12famous mom while donning festive hats for the
- 21:14occasion. Oh, it's so cute! What's the chance
- 21:19that Max is gay? Not that it matters if you're
- 21:22into men. Although, Max, if you were to hang
- 21:26out in the comic community, everybody would talk
- 21:29about it. Oh yeah! Back to reality! Woohoo! Howdy.
- 21:38You know that morning radio show you listened
- 21:42to growing up? That was a nerd too! Alright,
- 21:45we're gonna come back. We're gonna play some
- 21:46Young Brig to get the party going and then do
- 21:49Tampa Bay News and what else is on my mind. Copy
- 21:52hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
- 22:07will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
- 22:09before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
- 22:14is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
- 22:20so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
- 22:23listening to this next song, you can skip over
- 22:25it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
- 22:28in his selection, so stick around, folks. Let
- 22:31me press this button right here. Don't worry,
- 22:36Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. I love
- 22:39this next song I'm about to play. Young Berg
- 22:41thought it was Rihanna on the track, but it was
- 22:43really Jhené. Here's Young Berg and Jhené with
- 22:48Baby, I'm Back. Mm -hmm. What you gotta know
- 22:52is anything I had before, I can go right back
- 22:55to it. You are now in jail with your wifey's
- 22:58favorite DJ. DJ, get away, get away. in the house
- 23:07tonight. Good to see you, good to see you. I
- 23:10appreciate y 'all coming out. Feels so good to
- 23:13be me. Feels so good to have you with me. We
- 23:17got a song for you. What was your name? My, I
- 23:54know the rumors made it easy But it ain't the
- 23:56right version cause the mixes ain't tweaked I
- 23:58used to play the bar, poke pimp up in the street
- 24:01Right here and a cigar left Yeah, it's a hard
- 24:46time, but you can still feel it back Heard my
- 24:48heart stop singing with your new friend Called
- 24:51her up, she was like, it's you again Now you
- 24:55that fly, remind me of that stone by Cheney and
- 24:57Blacktop Cause every time I try to leave Young
- 26:25Brig thought it was Rihanna in the song. It wasn't
- 26:28her. And when you look up the song, everything
- 26:30says about Rihanna. Confusing. 856. 49. I get
- 26:39it. I don't like being a jackass. But sometimes
- 26:44when people are trashing you, you gotta bring
- 26:48the ruckus. It's like when you're having sex
- 26:50with a girl. You gotta give it 110. percent all
- 26:54right hold on we got here oh it is right here
- 27:00maya bialik gets candid about what she calls
- 27:04her glp -1 nightmare oh yeah this story's really
- 27:07gross in a june 5th essay for the free press
- 27:11the big bang theory alum opened up about the
- 27:15severe side effects she experienced After taking
- 27:18a GLP -1 medication, Mayim explains that she
- 27:22was prescribed a single low -dose injection after
- 27:25doctors suggested the treatment might help with
- 27:28some of the health issues she's been dealing
- 27:30with over the years, including Graves' disease.
- 27:33Yeah, it's not good. She's kind of hot, but what
- 27:36she's about to say made me kind of grossed out.
- 27:38I know, girls, pimp! But the less I know about
- 27:41it, the better! To the actress, the results were
- 27:45immediate and intense. Writing that she experienced
- 27:48explosive uncontrollable diarrhea. Oh, yeah.
- 27:52That's how I felt when I would watch the Big
- 27:54Bang Theory. Explosive uncontrollable diarrhea.
- 27:58Sulfur burps so violent, they left me afraid
- 28:01to open my mouth in public. Oh, is it worth getting
- 28:04skinny? By the way, my body was nice and thick.
- 28:12Everybody thinks I gotta be skinny. Mm -hmm.
- 28:17But, um, is it worth it pooping yourself? Mm
- 28:21-hmm. I think the first time I heard about the
- 28:23poops coming from GLP -1 was I was listening
- 28:28to Howard Stern. I remember I was driving, not
- 28:31driving, I was in an Uber and I was drunk and
- 28:33a lot of times when I'm in an Uber, I don't feel
- 28:36like listening to their crappy music. So I was
- 28:39listening to Howard Stern in my ears on my little
- 28:42AirPods, or my Tozo brand, you know, the cheaper
- 28:45version that does the same thing, but you're
- 28:46not paying 200 bucks. And the thing about it,
- 28:49ladies and gentlemen, oh boys and girls, is Sam
- 28:52from the show was talking about how her friend
- 28:54had a lot of hearty food at like a gala, like
- 28:57steak bites and that, and then she pooped in
- 28:59her purse in a cab, and I was like, wow, this
- 29:01sounds, is it really worth being skinny? she
- 29:05also describes cramping bloating body aches and
- 29:08trouble keeping down even small sips of water
- 29:11that's how i saw when i watched the big bang
- 29:12there we knew something was afoot you know anna
- 29:16ferris looks back on a life -threatening health
- 29:19scare during the june 4th episode of the happy
- 29:22sad confused podcast the scary movie star opens
- 29:25up about a carbon monoxide poisoning and i've
- 29:28always had a crush on her by the way i'm looking
- 29:30at a picture of her Maybe she's on GLPN. Why
- 29:33are they all on it? You're all hot pieces of
- 29:35asses. Yeah, me too. During a 2019 trip to Lake
- 29:39Tahoe, Ana explains that she, her now husband,
- 29:43Michael Barrett, and about a dozen family members
- 29:45were staying in a rental home during the winter.
- 29:48But as the trip went on, several family members
- 29:51started feeling sick. We were feeling low, dull,
- 29:55constant headache. Oh, geez. Rousey sluggishness.
- 29:59That's how I feel when I watch your movies. I'm
- 30:02kidding. You're actually not a bad actress. I'm
- 30:03just kidding. At first, the family thought their
- 30:06symptoms might be caused by altitude sickness
- 30:08or even a hangover. Things took a turn when Ana's
- 30:11father went to the hospital where doctors checked
- 30:14his blood for carbon monoxide levels. Ana recalls.
- 30:18We were being like shook awake by firefighters.
- 30:21Adding that she still has a hazy memory of a
- 30:24firefighter. I'm glad she's okay. I like that
- 30:27woman. Meeker Abdallah and Jake Short are addressing
- 30:32an uncomfortable moment together. Just days after
- 30:36the off -campus star and Disney Channel alum
- 30:38announced they caught off their engagement, the
- 30:41pair broke their silence on a resurfaced podcast
- 30:44clip that rubbed social media the wrong way.
- 30:48Yeah, what happened? Joint statement to us weekly,
- 30:51Jake and Mika said, we've seen a conversation
- 30:54around clips of us together when we were in a
- 30:56relationship. Oh, yeah. That's why sometimes
- 31:00when you're doing a podcast. You feel like no
- 31:05one's listening, but then one person hears it
- 31:08and gets offended. And you're like, get out of
- 31:11here. Stop. We're all going to die. And people
- 31:14making harmful and inaccurate assumptions about
- 31:17our dynamic. The pair noted they were in a loving,
- 31:20respectful relationship. That's good. Five years,
- 31:23adding it's hurtful to see playful moments dissected
- 31:27in a way that does not reflect the respect and
- 31:29love we had and still have for each other. That's
- 31:33good. What's going on here? I'm proud of who
- 31:38I am. I am very proud of the person I've become.
- 31:41I definitely feel like growing up, I was shoved
- 31:44into a box. So even if it's Ezra Sosa talking
- 31:50about. Being gay while being a Mormon growing
- 31:53up. I felt like it was okay. Everyone around
- 31:55me didn't, especially at that time in my life.
- 31:57And so it gets really hard. And that's why I
- 32:00like when you're a kid and you really have those
- 32:02dreams, like never lose them. I have a random
- 32:08thought on my list of my monologue on this Google
- 32:12Docs. You know what that random thought is? My
- 32:17random thought is, I hate the time when a guy
- 32:20that has the hottest wife posts a picture on
- 32:23Facebook and everyone's like, oh yeah, you definitely
- 32:27outkicked your coverage. Like, wow, that is such
- 32:30a loser line. It's implying the woman's better
- 32:33than you, which is beta. That ain't good. Charlie
- 32:39Puth cancels his Florida concert. Oh, he's feeling
- 32:42sick. Oh, he's okay. Kayla Nicole says she's
- 32:46single and playing in the field. Oh yeah, she's
- 32:48getting passed around by blunt after blunt. Like
- 32:50a blunt. That was a terrible joke I felt. Some
- 32:53senator from Oregon I've never heard of named
- 32:57Bob Beckwood died in 93. I guess he had a sexual
- 33:01scandal. Now he'd be applauded by the current
- 33:04administration. Okay. We got some clips here.
- 33:12What do we got? Iggy Azalea had to call Neon
- 33:16out for walking past his billionaire boss who
- 33:18made him a billionaire without acknowledging
- 33:20him. Hello, sir. How you doing today? What's
- 33:23your name? George. Nice to meet you, George.
- 33:24Have a great day. God bless. You actually work
- 33:27for him, you idiot. What? I don't know. Neon's
- 33:33starting to get a little annoying. I like Neon.
- 33:37But it's like, what are you doing? You don't
- 33:39know that you work for George? I was just being
- 33:41friendly. And now he's helping him with his little
- 33:48tie. What a dirty broad she is. Shut up! Wow,
- 33:56poor Neon. He didn't get away from it. Maybe
- 33:59call him out after? No, you can't find a man!
- 34:04I saw this here. I thought this was very strange.
- 34:09Boozy badass. Sparks outrage with no transgender
- 34:14women for his upcoming topless pool party. I'm
- 34:18telling you, there is no way in hell that boozy
- 34:23badass is not gay. His homophobia is so over
- 34:27the top. It makes you wonder. Let me take a sip
- 34:30of my Red Bull from my Yeti cup. Oh, yeah. It
- 34:38makes you wonder if he wants something penis.
- 34:43He's very much into it. What do we got here?
- 34:49Here's Blueface doing a stream. What is it right
- 34:54here? He says getting banned nonstop on kick
- 34:57is the reason he'll never treat streaming like
- 35:01a real job. And then as far as my shit, Chad,
- 35:03I keep getting banned. It is what it is. I stream
- 35:07when I can. But if I get banned, you guys know
- 35:11how it goes. After one month, you lose that subscriber
- 35:15if you don't replace it. Oh, yeah. They don't
- 35:17want that. That's why I don't do Patreon. First
- 35:20of all, I don't want to make my audience pay
- 35:22for it. And second of all, it shows you the people
- 35:27that unsubscribed. I've had a few comedians unfriend
- 35:30me when I had to unsubscribe. So I did. Can't
- 35:33afford to save it a month right now. It's at
- 35:36a loss. So if you're banned, you're going to
- 35:38lose. If you're banned for more than a day, you're
- 35:41going to lose a lot of subs. I kind of like Blueface.
- 35:45He looks like a middle school desk. Always has
- 35:47a new tattoo on his face. I love this clip here.
- 35:53And usually I don't play Joe Rogan clips on this
- 35:56show. But it's some guy named Caleb Hammer going
- 35:59off on boomers. I'm starting to not have sympathy
- 36:01for the boomers. I'm really not. Best job market
- 36:04ever. Best stock market in the history of the
- 36:06world. Every single boomer, Gen X, whatever,
- 36:10that's been on my show, they lived it up and
- 36:12spent all their money to live the lifestyle they
- 36:14wanted. And they didn't even set 10 % aside a
- 36:17month. 10 % aside, they had the best housing
- 36:20market, college, jobs. They were set up for everything.
- 36:24If they just put 5 % to 10 % a month aside in
- 36:27the stock market that they had, that they had,
- 36:29they would be multimillionaires. Most of them
- 36:33would be multimillionaires. But instead, we're
- 36:36in a situation where I want a new BMW. Yeah.
- 36:39They can't pay their student loans. Social Security.
- 36:432033. That's when the funds dry. There you go.
- 36:46I like that guy. I don't know. I'm a bitter guy,
- 36:50Kenny, too. What I mean by that is I like Joe
- 36:54Rogan, but I don't like Joe Rogan. It's not for
- 36:56me. I don't like one topic for 45 minutes, but
- 37:01it's the closest we have to Opie and Anthony.
- 37:05So I guess Kim Kardashian was rude to people
- 37:09at the Grand Prix. Oh, wow. No way. She's a dirty,
- 37:14rotten broad. What do you expect? What else we
- 37:19got here? I guess people are saying that Miley
- 37:22Cyrus has gone through a midlife crisis. I don't
- 37:26know. All right, we all. What else we got here?
- 37:34856 -49 -HOPI. It's 856 -494 -6773. Here's what
- 37:42Andrew Tate says about being a playboy and how
- 37:44that'll help you find a good wife. I say this
- 37:46all the time to guys. People message me all the
- 37:47time. Hey, Tate, I don't want to be a playboy,
- 37:49but I want to get a good wife. And I say, look,
- 37:51the only way you're going to get a good wife
- 37:53in the West is to be a playboy. Yes, fact. Thank
- 37:55you. Thank you. That's the only way. Yeah, man.
- 37:59Nothing's worse when you have a girl come over.
- 38:02Hear me out before. Nothing's worse when you
- 38:04have a girl come over. And then they want to
- 38:10leave right after. It makes you sad. You're like,
- 38:15don't you want to cuddle and watch Aquatina over
- 38:16for us and maybe have sex a second time? What's
- 38:19wrong with that? But then it's kind of nice.
- 38:23You can get plowed on. You can give them the
- 38:27ruckus. Justin and Hailey Beaver went to a Kid
- 38:36LAROI concert in L .A. for date night. I guess
- 38:39it was bring your original side chick on for
- 38:42a date night date. I will never get over that.
- 38:46That she is what you like to call a side chick.
- 38:53What else do we got here? Morgan Wallen said,
- 38:56I'm not the problem. The weather is during the
- 38:58concert cancellations. Yeah, real badass would
- 39:01play through the weather. And then Scott Pelley
- 39:03gave an emotional response after CBS firing.
- 39:06God, he's annoying. And I love how everybody's
- 39:09acting like he would be their friend. If he's
- 39:12talking about other people, what do you think
- 39:15he would do to you? He'd entertain saying why
- 39:18men must be rich or they don't have a chance
- 39:22with women. What do you think about the whole
- 39:24Luxmax thing? Do you think it's silly? That's
- 39:27a really good question. I need to do an hour
- 39:29-long podcast on this. I don't want to hear about
- 39:32Luxmaxing. Yeah, get out and it's fine. Now,
- 39:37if you were in a kind of a community fake WhatsApp
- 39:39group, you would be saying you'd be called gay
- 39:43and that'd be an insult. Hey, we're all allies.
- 39:45We're all supporters. Kevin Gates went live with
- 39:50his 13 year old daughter and she was swearing
- 39:52a lot. But they don't hear talking about you
- 39:54cursing, but you know, I already know you don't
- 39:56give a fuck. I know you don't give a fuck. Like,
- 40:00y 'all think it's just you're talking about,
- 40:01like, oh, she's cussing. She's a kid. It's disrespectful.
- 40:04It's disrespectful. Disrespecting what, bitch?
- 40:06Respect goes two ways. If you can do it, I can
- 40:07do it. We're not doing that. Oh, man. That's
- 40:10why I don't want kids. Anyways. Real street shit,
- 40:16man. Yeah, real street shit. Father of the year.
- 40:22You're out the mud. Anyways. I'm being dead ass.
- 40:27I'm so tired of that shit. I'm like, why are
- 40:30you cussing, Jade? You can't be doing that. They
- 40:33do have a cute chemistry between the father and
- 40:39daughter dynamic. I had Luke over at the house
- 40:43one night, and I was tweaking, and I'm like laying
- 40:45on him or whatever. All right, I don't need to
- 40:47hear this. Yeah. went off on Travis Scott for
- 40:58trying to impress her with his jet ski. You know,
- 41:02something happened on this boat that impressed
- 41:04all the men on the boat and grossed out all the
- 41:07women. Oh, that somebody else did. What happened?
- 41:10So there was this like other celebrity. Who's
- 41:14famous. Yeah. Who decided to, like, come around
- 41:18the yacht with his friends. Uh -huh. And, like,
- 41:20ride jet skis and do, like, donuts and stuff,
- 41:23like, around the boat. Like, and they're like,
- 41:25yeah, we're fucking cool. Like, yeah, bro. Cool.
- 41:29Yeah. Gosh, you got a flat ass. Yeah, bro. It
- 41:34was crazy. Wow, she's an annoying bro. Right?
- 41:40So cool. And I was like, yuck. You know who's
- 41:44dick I don't want to ever suck? That guy. Man,
- 41:46if that's your first intel you're having, that
- 41:48means you suck a lot. What's up, dudes? This
- 41:55woman, Jadabala, Jadabala. How do you say it?
- 42:00Jadabala. She used to be on The View. She's very
- 42:05strange. She got kicked off of TV, and now she's
- 42:08doing female entertain videos. Here she is saying
- 42:11women get away with murder. I see a huge imbalance
- 42:15in terms of the way society treats men and women.
- 42:17I see women getting away with a lot and not being
- 42:21held accountable. I agree with that. I see bad
- 42:25guys being held accountable. So it's not... Look
- 42:29at TikTok. Look at social media and just look
- 42:32at what women get away with saying and look at
- 42:35what men don't get away with saying. I agree.
- 42:38I saw this headline here and I can't stand when
- 42:43women are like, oh, well, the man's never around.
- 42:48The man's never there for me. He doesn't care
- 42:52about his kids. And then you have a woman who's
- 43:00trying to take the kids away from her man. And
- 43:02that's this dirty, rotten broad known as Diamond
- 43:05Brown. The ex of Chris Brown looking for sole
- 43:10custody while Chris Brown wants joint custody.
- 43:12You can say what you want about Chris Brown.
- 43:16But he's not a deadbeat dad. And you're the real
- 43:20dead bitch. We got a few Kobe clips I like here.
- 43:27Here's a clip of Kobe from 2001 talking inside
- 43:30the NBA. No, we thanked him last year when we
- 43:32won the championship. One more thing before we
- 43:35let you go, Kobe. We had kind of a lively debate
- 43:37here in the pregame show about Kobe Bryant at
- 43:4021 and Michael Jordan at 21. You have guys like
- 43:43Charles Barkley and Michael Finley and Kenny
- 43:46Smith all debating this, trying to figure out
- 43:48if you're a better player at that age than Michael
- 43:50Jordan was. Do you want to weigh in on this,
- 43:53or do you find it all amusing? No, I don't. You
- 43:57know, I've seen people just talk about that just
- 43:59to talk, really. You know, Michael, he's the
- 44:01greatest player of all time. Hell yeah! He's
- 44:06not like LeBron, the little bitch. I'm the king!
- 44:09The king of what? Having an under 500 record
- 44:12in the finals? He's the greatest player of all
- 44:14time. And there's this right here. They asked
- 44:18Kobe in 2009 after he was up 2 -0 against the
- 44:24Magic. You're up 2 -0. What's the story? Are
- 44:27you not happy or you're only half happy? Stay
- 44:30to be happy about. You're up 2 -0. Job's not
- 44:33finished. Hell yeah, that's why I used the second
- 44:35go. Job finished? I don't think so. There you
- 44:40go. All right. Let's see what we can do right
- 44:43here. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. And 8 -5 -6
- 44:56-4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at
- 45:00RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio
- 45:04at gmail .com. This show is for the hard -working
- 45:07average Joe and Jane the Grindle. I don't care
- 45:10where you live. As long as you're listening.
- 45:13All that matters. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's 856
- 45:19-494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
- 45:25All right. We'll all be right back. Hang on.
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- 46:37how Mason Dixon did the Friday, Friday chant?
- 46:41I do the every day my weekend. All right. Now,
- 46:49here's DJ Young. We'll be right back. And we'll
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- 48:02don't want this kind of beat you will get Every
- 48:11day by weekend. I know I fuck with butch Overdosing
- 49:33on the strong, rollin' quarters of the tush Club
- 49:35Miami Saturday, girls the baddest in my book
- 49:38I just walk right on in while you lame niggas
- 49:41look Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day Y 'all
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- 49:48Chickens see the insides, first they take they
- 49:51shirt off Second, when they hear our songs, then
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- 51:07to Happy Hour. And now for something completely
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- 52:09hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
- 52:17listened to radio show on the planet. The other
- 52:21stations are tuned in too. The city's crazy moves
- 53:35The mic's beating fire again It's Hoppy, get
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- 53:47the real begins Turn it up loud, let's get in
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- 54:05Stories so bold they knock you off your seat
- 54:08The vibe's electric, we takin' control Tampa
- 54:11Bay's anthem, you're feelin' your soul From Clearwater,
- 54:14water's turkey bought streets Man, we documentin'
- 54:16life with those hip -hop beats Turn it up now,
- 54:19let the world partake In the stories of the legends
- 54:22and the news we make Well, St. Petersburg leaders
- 54:40are moving forward with possible plans to provide
- 54:42its own electric service. Please, can we please
- 54:45get rid of Duke Energy that keeps screwing us
- 54:48without lube? City Council has approved funding
- 54:53for a study that is the next step in leaving
- 54:56Duke Energy. Want to bring in aid on your side?
- 54:57Please, I'm tired of having to try to live and
- 55:00pay those pointless costs of the Duke Energy.
- 55:04Because they are. It's Jenna Bass live in downtown
- 55:08St. Pete this morning at City Hall. Jenna, there
- 55:13was quite the conversation there about this.
- 55:16Absolutely. There's a lot of chatter in person.
- 55:18There's a lot of chatter online. And of course,
- 55:20it's a big deal if it actually follows through.
- 55:22Yesterday was the first signs that they're moving
- 55:24forward a four to three vote here at City Hall,
- 55:27St. Pete City. Please, City Hall, please. Elected
- 55:33politicians that claim to care about us. Please
- 55:36help us. And don't screw us. Leaders moving forward
- 55:41with the next step to ditching Duke Energy in
- 55:43favor of an electric utility company. There's
- 55:46a lot of honking. What's new? There are mutants.
- 55:49Citywide. City leaders approved spending nearly
- 55:53$600 ,000 on a new gen strategies feasibility
- 55:57study. Well, hopefully the $600 ,000 you spent
- 56:01leads to something. Hopefully the $600 ,000 wasn't
- 56:05a waste. Examining what it would take for the
- 56:08city to create its own electric utility and potentially
- 56:11replace Duke Energy. Those in support of the
- 56:15study spoke out during Thursday's meeting, saying
- 56:17taking a closer look could reveal ways to lower
- 56:20electric bills. Please, I'm tired of paying $150
- 56:25to live. increase local control, and ultimately
- 56:29improve storm resilience. We're looking at you
- 56:31all to make the right decisions. When it comes
- 56:33to making decisions that show you individually
- 56:36care about the people of St. Pete, this feasibility
- 56:39study, to me, it's like a layup. Super simple.
- 56:42Hell yeah. Hopefully, like usual, the politicians
- 56:45don't screw it up. Some residents were against
- 56:48the study and said the city should opt for focusing
- 56:51the funds elsewhere. Allocating public funds
- 56:54to a study would divert limited resources, many
- 56:57of which we heard about earlier today, both funds
- 57:00and staff attention. From other critical city
- 57:03priorities, city leaders stress the study is
- 57:06meant to gather facts, not make a final decision.
- 57:08Please make a final decision. Anything's better
- 57:12than Duke. 856. A 40. A 9. Hoppy! No! Hoppy Hot
- 57:19Topic! Oops. I was about to play something about
- 57:24the Chicago Bears, but that is Chicago news.
- 57:27Mm -hmm. All right. Let me get back on track.
- 57:29It's this right here. Mm -hmm. And tonight, the
- 57:33Polk County Sheriff's Office says that a woman
- 57:35now in custody after a six -year -old child in
- 57:37her care shot himself in the leg yesterday. That's
- 57:40not good! Deputies say that 39 -year -old Nicole
- 57:43Felipe was... Oh, she's a hard piece of ass.
- 57:47She's not the hardest woman I've ever seen, but...
- 57:50You know what's gonna be fun in bed? Stop bringing
- 57:53your kids in there! ...taking a shower after
- 57:56the six -year -old's father left the child with
- 57:58her at the home. That's not good. There's this
- 58:01mutant here who looks like a Kelta listener.
- 58:03New tonight, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
- 58:05says that a Clearwater man has been arrested
- 58:07following a deadly shooting. Deputies say that
- 58:10that happened around 4 .40 a .m. yesterday at
- 58:12a business... Nothing good happened at 4 .40.
- 58:17...on 69th Avenue North in Pinellas Park. You
- 58:20can see that area right there on that map. And
- 58:22that's where they say that 44... He looks like
- 58:24a loser! ...year -old Robert Worthington got
- 58:28into an argument with 50 -year -old Craig Beef.
- 58:31I'm sorry about that. Sounds like they had beef!
- 58:35An update for you tonight as a St. Pete garbage
- 58:37truck driver is no longer facing charges after
- 58:39he was accused of hitting and killing a pedestrian
- 58:41and then... Where's the homeless person sleeping
- 58:44in the alley for? Leaving the scene, St. Pete
- 58:49police say that the hit and run happened back
- 58:50on May 30th near 3rd Street North. And you can
- 58:53see that area here on the map. Well, that's where
- 58:56they say that 51 -year -old Nathan Brown... drove
- 58:59his garbage truck down an alley and ran over
- 59:0249 -year -old Candace Roberts, who was lying
- 59:04on the road. Why lie behind a garbage can? They
- 59:09say Brown did not stop after that. St. Pete police
- 59:12say that Brown was warned of people sleeping
- 59:14in the alley and later admitted he had seen them.
- 59:18Well, last night, the Pinellas -Pasco State Attorney's
- 59:21Office had filed a no -information notice. Very
- 59:24confusing there. What do we have here? Bike,
- 59:31walk, or run. There are now more options than
- 59:34ever before for getting across the Howard Franklin
- 59:37Bridge. I don't know why I'm a little concerned
- 59:40about this. I believe it's a win -win for both
- 59:44St. Pete and Tampa. There's a scenic new... He
- 59:47sounds so passionate about it. It's a win -win
- 59:50for both St. Pete and Tampa. There's a scenic
- 59:53new option for traveling from Hillsborough to
- 59:55Pinellas County. It's more than just bicycle
- 1:00:00riding. It connects communities. It's economic
- 1:00:03redevelopment. All right, so that's what's happening.
- 1:00:06Oh, it's going out here! Well, tonight, the Clearwater
- 1:00:10Police Department says that a man is behind bars
- 1:00:12after he admitted to intentionally ramming a
- 1:00:15patrol car. The incident happened last night
- 1:00:18right near the area of Gulf to Bay Boulevard
- 1:00:20in Clearwater. And that's where officers say
- 1:00:24the 28 year old Garrett Burr rammed into that
- 1:00:27back of a police truck that was stopped at a
- 1:00:29red light. What's weird is that's a red light
- 1:00:33I go to a lot. These are photos from that crash.
- 1:00:36What an idiot. What's going on? Is this why if
- 1:00:40I go out today or I go to the comic bar and it's
- 1:00:45late at night? You know what I do? So I try to
- 1:00:51be home by like one. Because it seems like nothing
- 1:00:53good happens on the road. Happy Hot Topic! See
- 1:00:59you soon. Well, St. Pete city leaders are working
- 1:01:00to make main roads safer. It's all part of a
- 1:01:03new measure that would help reduce speeding around
- 1:01:05neighborhoods. Our Casey Allbritton covers St.
- 1:01:08Pete and South Pinellas County. She's driving
- 1:01:11Tampa Bay forward tonight. I'm glad she's driving
- 1:01:14it. I feel frightened at times, you know, I.
- 1:01:23I think it's surprising when people pass by.
- 1:01:26It's like, you know, you don't expect it sometimes.
- 1:01:27They come so quick. I love coming quick. It's
- 1:01:31like, you know, you don't expect it sometimes.
- 1:01:33They come so quick. Oh, yeah, it's me every time
- 1:01:35I'm with a hot -ass woman. Alex Schechter has
- 1:01:37lived along 30th Avenue North for four years
- 1:01:40and says the road is so unsafe that it's difficult
- 1:01:43to walk along. The speed limit's 35. There's
- 1:01:47no speed bumps. Hopefully it all works out for
- 1:01:50them. Mm -hmm. There is this headline right here.
- 1:01:54Following through tonight on the case of a 49
- 1:01:57-year -old woman who was killed while sleeping
- 1:01:59in a St. Pete alley. We reported. So they're
- 1:02:02saying that they're going to help out the homeless
- 1:02:03people. That's a previous headline we just played.
- 1:02:05It's going on with Baker Mayfield. All right.
- 1:02:07For the first time this offseason, we've heard
- 1:02:09from Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield. And
- 1:02:12he was talking about his contract. We've got
- 1:02:14sports anchor Evan Klosky here with us. And Evan,
- 1:02:17break down the situation. Yeah, you know, it's
- 1:02:19going to be interesting. Look, for now, he's
- 1:02:21entering the final year of his deal. Mayfield
- 1:02:22told reporters today. the two sides aren't anywhere
- 1:02:25close to an extension. That's going to be a problem.
- 1:02:27But the glazers are cheap. Here's this headline
- 1:02:32that pissed me off. No! Happy Hot Topic! Approved
- 1:02:37within the last few hours, Clearwater City Council
- 1:02:39gave the green light for the Church of Scientology
- 1:02:42to take over South Garden Avenue. I never want
- 1:02:45to hear anybody from Clearwater bitch about,
- 1:02:49oh no, what's going on? The leaders, that is.
- 1:02:51Oh no! Scientology screwed over the city. The
- 1:02:55city's a dump. It's hard to find parking. The
- 1:02:58beach is overrated. And you're bowing down to
- 1:03:01a cult. It's the first step toward building L.
- 1:03:06Ron Hubbard Hall. That sounds safe. Basing a
- 1:03:10hall off of a loser. Ron's a cult. The decision
- 1:03:15comes after an hour of public comment that leaders
- 1:03:18cut short the line. It ain't clay water anymore,
- 1:03:21now it's Scientologyville. I need people to get
- 1:03:24in this whole area because Scientology has money.
- 1:03:28We air radio commercials and TV commercials and
- 1:03:31we all bow down because we're all kiss asses.
- 1:03:34Get into tonight's discussion wrapped around
- 1:03:37the building. 10th Amendment News reporter Chris
- 1:03:39Hurst joins us live in Cleveland. What up Chris?
- 1:03:55I don't know why we bow down to them. I had an
- 1:03:58uncle who was a roommate in Los Angeles with
- 1:04:01a Scientologist, and he had to, like, move because
- 1:04:03they were stalking him. That's who we're bowing
- 1:04:05down to? I never want to hear people complain
- 1:04:08about the problems in the area when we're bowing
- 1:04:10down to these morons. Land behind me, but other
- 1:04:13Clearwater residents are concerned what the venue
- 1:04:16will mean for the city. It's the completion of
- 1:04:20a vision that has been discussed for decades.
- 1:04:23And the final piece to complete Flagstown Town
- 1:04:28campus. It's not going to be good. They literally
- 1:04:31cover up rape, dude. If L. Ron Hubbard Hall is
- 1:04:35the final piece for Scientologists, tonight parishioners
- 1:04:38are elated. The first step to construction is
- 1:04:40happening. Parishioners that are cold. You're
- 1:04:45all brainwashed morons. L. Ron Hubbard Hall has
- 1:04:48been a passion of mine for many years. I personally
- 1:04:51donate a substantial amount. I wish you could
- 1:04:54see what this guy looks like. He looks like a
- 1:04:55penis. To help make this vision a reality. You're
- 1:05:01a loser. Reality. The decision for council was
- 1:05:04to approve or deny the church's request for the
- 1:05:06city to vacate South Garden Avenue. Good luck
- 1:05:09with that. This is going to end up in a disaster.
- 1:05:11It's a cult. It can build the 3 ,500 person venue.
- 1:05:15All right. To everybody out there that wants
- 1:05:18to know what the resolution is. My uncle in the
- 1:05:2180s, his roommate literally. I wish my uncle
- 1:05:24was not dead or I'd call him right now. Here's
- 1:05:27an impersonation of my uncle Ken. Rest in peace.
- 1:05:30Hey, Uncle Ken, what was it about your roommate
- 1:05:33that was a Scientologist that was having to move
- 1:05:37out after trying to leave the church? Well, Ryan,
- 1:05:40I love you, but I'm going to be very loud, be
- 1:05:44very outspoken and long -worded. So I had a roommate
- 1:05:48who was a part of the Church of Scientology.
- 1:05:51You ever heard of the church? That was how my
- 1:05:52uncle talked. I miss you, Uncle Ken. Love you.
- 1:05:57Happy Hot Topic. Two upcoming Kanye West concerts
- 1:06:03at Raymond James Stadium are stirring controversy.
- 1:06:06Of course it is. But I love how the people that
- 1:06:09want him to be canceled are the ones that are
- 1:06:12on the right. The ones that claim, oh yeah. You
- 1:06:15know what it is? It's cancel culture. The liberals
- 1:06:20always want to cancel everything. And then we
- 1:06:23have a literal example of them trying to cancel.
- 1:06:27Something. Mm -hmm. The people on the right.
- 1:06:29Like that douchebag Rick Scott. It surrounds
- 1:06:32the rapper's past anti -Semitic behavior. All
- 1:06:35right. Well, then, every artist that has a past,
- 1:06:39don't let them perform. Mm -hmm. Why didn't we
- 1:06:42try to cancel Chris Brown then? Or that drunken
- 1:06:45loser? Not as Morgan Wallen. Comments. Senator
- 1:06:49Rick Scott is now calling for the show's... He's
- 1:06:52like a literal dickhead. He literally looks like
- 1:06:54a penis. ...to be canceled, saying they are a
- 1:06:57slap in the face to the Jewish community. All
- 1:07:00right, there you go. News Channel 8's Victoria
- 1:07:03Lucas is live. Oh, what's up, baby doll? I'm
- 1:07:06outside of Ray J with more. Stacey, and those
- 1:07:11performances are expected at the end of this
- 1:07:14month. Now, Wakani West, now known as Yay...
- 1:07:17Yay! Has apologized to the Jewish community before
- 1:07:21and says he's a changed man. Oh, sure he is.
- 1:07:25Some aren't so sure. God created us all and we're
- 1:07:29here not to hate each other. Evan Brownstein
- 1:07:31of Tampa does not believe Kanye West, known now
- 1:07:34as Ye, understands that. Okay, now is it good
- 1:07:38to be anti -Semitic? No! And actually, you should
- 1:07:42never be anti -Semitic, but he's an idiot because
- 1:07:44everybody in the music business is Jewish. But
- 1:07:46every single artist has a sketchy past. So are
- 1:07:49we going to cancel every artist? And then the
- 1:07:51same thing, we all claim the local economy needs
- 1:07:54money, and then you're trying to cancel something
- 1:07:56that makes money for the local economy. Man,
- 1:07:58funk that. He's been very vocal about his hatred
- 1:08:02and, frankly, citing violence against Jews. Yeah,
- 1:08:06and he's a mentally ill loser. The Grammy winning
- 1:08:09rapper and producer is scheduled to perform at
- 1:08:11Ray J later this month. I'm hoping I can get
- 1:08:14tickets. Touch the sky. It comes as Ye has made
- 1:08:19multiple comments that have sparked controversy.
- 1:08:21I never want to hear anybody on the left go,
- 1:08:26oh, we're against cancel culture. You're against
- 1:08:29it. When it goes, you know, against what you
- 1:08:32believe in or what you believe in. But when it
- 1:08:34goes what you don't believe in, then you become
- 1:08:36a hypocrite. Shut up. Hey y 'all, motherfuckers,
- 1:08:42I make killers, motherfuckers, I hate, hey y
- 1:08:48'all, yo, yo Static crackles, hoppy on the air,
- 1:08:52spilling radio secrets, man, he don't care Airing
- 1:08:55out the closet, skeletons in pairs, DJ drama,
- 1:08:58he's the one who dares, program directors Even
- 1:09:01in the back rooms, payola playlists rigged like
- 1:09:04monsoons. Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
- 1:09:06too soon. Truth hits harder than a baseline boom.
- 1:09:10Oh yeah, it's sad news. Radio legend. Rocky L
- 1:09:14and the WPLJ died of cancer at 70. I don't know.
- 1:09:2072. It sucks. Let's play a little bit of his
- 1:09:25show. He's like a family -friendly shock jock.
- 1:09:30He had a good show. The PLJ Weather Channel forecast.
- 1:09:35Tonight, rain ending low 68. Tomorrow, mostly
- 1:09:37sunny, breezy, high 85. Right now, 74 at PLJ.
- 1:09:41And you know what? Why? I'm shocked. What are
- 1:09:45you shocked about? Well... Let me be honest with
- 1:09:48you. I can't believe this happened, but, you
- 1:09:52know, people were calling and telling me. Here
- 1:09:55we go, girls. Right leg first. All the way. So
- 1:09:57that was a little bit of Rocky Allen. And then
- 1:09:59there's this headline from Radio News. Well,
- 1:10:02it's back. We're talking about that catchy Cars
- 1:10:05for Kids jingle that many of you probably really
- 1:10:08find annoying. Like, yeah, dude, you are a piece
- 1:10:11of this. One, eight, seven, seven cars for kids.
- 1:10:15I got it. K .A. Well, in California, a judge
- 1:10:22is now ruling several weeks ago that the ad had
- 1:10:25to stop airing. But now a new court order is
- 1:10:28giving the ad new life. Probably because it makes
- 1:10:31the state money. And that's all they care about.
- 1:10:35What's going on here? Good evening. I'm Dana
- 1:10:39Rebick. We're starting with breaking news. In
- 1:10:42the Bears stadium saga, the Chicago Bears board
- 1:10:45of directors is advancing its stadium plans for
- 1:10:48Hammond, Indiana. Yeah, Brandon Johnson does
- 1:10:51not care about the Bears. Carter Pritzker does
- 1:10:55not care about the Bears. And you ready for this?
- 1:10:58The McCaskey family does not care about the city
- 1:11:02of Chicago. You have three freaking mutants right
- 1:11:05there. They're all a bunch of money hungry morons.
- 1:11:08Time for Cleveland News. Static crackle, mic
- 1:11:22pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy
- 1:11:25Steel mills choppy, city on the Cuyahoga Hearts
- 1:11:27heavy, never sloppy, radio waves Carry tales,
- 1:11:30but they ain't gloves in concrete jungle Potholes
- 1:11:33where dreams collapse Downtown echoes to cabs
- 1:11:36and faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle Corner
- 1:11:38kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest, but
- 1:11:41the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where the
- 1:11:44truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
- 1:11:47every flaw Unfiltered tapes, no sugar, no draw
- 1:11:50Poppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law Back
- 1:11:54alleys whisper, still grit in the air Copy pulling
- 1:11:57cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper than
- 1:11:59the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
- 1:12:02as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
- 1:12:05hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,
- 1:12:08hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing
- 1:12:11the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the
- 1:12:14proof. Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind
- 1:12:17every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From
- 1:12:20the flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,
- 1:12:23unbothered, unrefined. I should probably have
- 1:12:42the clip unmuted. Three News Investigates, excuse
- 1:12:46me, has learned a Medina County daycare employee
- 1:12:50is now facing more than a dozen felony charges.
- 1:12:53We want to warn you now. It's sex crimes against
- 1:12:57kids. And this morning, policing Euclid and Garfield
- 1:13:02Heights are warning the public about so -called
- 1:13:05takeover events being promoted on social media.
- 1:13:09Seems like things are going real well in Cleveland.
- 1:14:05You might realize, I live in Cleveland. Baby's
- 1:14:23gonna fall in love, you know? And then he's looking
- 1:14:25around at your tiny little house that you can't
- 1:14:26afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
- 1:14:28horrible little floppy kids who all have diabetes
- 1:14:30by the time they're eight because they live on
- 1:14:32corn syrup and lies. And then you look at your
- 1:14:36big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
- 1:14:38you with her front butt spilling out over the
- 1:14:40top of her assy long jeans and he's like, I'm
- 1:14:43gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant small girl
- 1:14:45daughter, right? Cleveland's cool. I mean, I
- 1:15:00never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland
- 1:15:01on vacation. I don't know. What's going on in
- 1:15:05Cleveland? I don't know. Now, if you look like
- 1:15:34on the outside, whether you're white or black
- 1:15:38or a Sasquatch, even, as long as you follow your
- 1:15:42dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
- 1:15:45it is, except for Sasquatch, if you're Sasquatch,
- 1:15:49the rules are different. Forgetting me, what?
- 1:15:52I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.
- 1:15:56Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
- 1:15:58can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like
- 1:16:00a dairy cow. Ah! Oh yeah! You fuck, you ain't
- 1:16:53a dickhead What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned
- 1:17:41on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,
- 1:17:44the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something
- 1:17:46for the ladies. Flashy flashes! Awesome! Yeah!
- 1:17:50Yeah! All right! It takes balls to do what they're
- 1:17:53doing. Operators are standing by. You do not
- 1:18:15have to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean,
- 1:18:18someone at church, in the night light or something.
- 1:18:20Ooh, ain't that nice? Where they put them firecrackers
- 1:18:24up in the butthole? Now, that's a good... No,
- 1:18:26not that specific, sir. But why? That's how I
- 1:18:29met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him,
- 1:18:32the good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,
- 1:18:34not, no, damn, don't ever verbally that man's
- 1:18:37name in the house again. Oh, I don't think he
- 1:18:39said his name. change business cards. Don't you
- 1:18:45go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff
- 1:18:48says you race from down hell down to the library.
- 1:18:50Yeah, you know I do. You go strong, you don't
- 1:18:53go at all. Whoa. You're a real live robot. Or
- 1:19:01is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
- 1:19:04Where's my shiny metal egg? It doesn't look so
- 1:19:07shiny to me. It's not any older than yours, mid
- 1:19:10-tag. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
- 1:20:19to this next song, you can skip over it. But
- 1:20:21Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
- 1:20:24so stick around, folks. Y 'all will be right
- 1:20:44back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
- 1:20:47we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
- 1:20:53we'll call it a day. The seaman was so big. As
- 1:20:58a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
- 1:21:00to this next song, you can skip over it. But
- 1:21:03Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
- 1:21:06so stick around, folks. And that is that. We'll
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- 1:28:42radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever
- 1:28:46you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are right now
- 1:28:48in the podcast description is all of that. We're
- 1:28:54going to come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party
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- 1:29:15People with autism are often treated like they
- 1:29:18are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this is
- 1:29:21Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known me
- 1:29:24as Hammerin Hank. I was labeled as slow when
- 1:29:27I started school. Come to find out at age 12,
- 1:29:30the doctors decided I was autistic. Not at age
- 1:29:3314, I have completed an I have an associate's
- 1:29:35degree in radio broadcasting and I work in the
- 1:29:38San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
- 1:29:41So yes, I am different. People with autism have
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- 1:35:31again, it's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerang.
- 1:35:35I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a
- 1:35:38condition known as autism. That's right, it's
- 1:35:41a condition, not a disease. The fact is, autism
- 1:35:44can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.
- 1:35:47People with autism normally have difficulties
- 1:35:49in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
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- 1:35:55In a recent study, people with autism are less
- 1:36:02I beat Josh by having friends and family, having
- 1:36:05a college education, by having him work in the
- 1:36:08San Francisco Bay Area as an honored personality
- 1:36:10for many years. Happy hour, almost done, it feels
- 1:36:31like robbery in vain. Crying happy on the mic,
- 1:36:33dropping wisdom in streams. Syndicated sorrow,
- 1:36:36now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy
- 1:36:38hour, I'm coming so close. Radio waves, made
- 1:36:41it like I'm uncomposed. Laughter and joy, dissolving
- 1:36:45in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
- 1:36:48just so unfair. Here's some shit to hop in, like
- 1:36:59fingers without rings, being sexy after them,
- 1:37:01don't get to sleep, as soon as someone's dead,
- 1:37:04it's like a shadow's image.