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National Treasure (2004) Unedited: Stealing the Declaration and Making Good Trouble

Beth and Michelle celebrate Independence Day with an unedited watch-along of National Treasure, a pair of diamond paintings, and Nicolas Cage’s entirely reasonable decision to steal the Declaration of Independence before somebody worse gets there first. Start the movie with them and join the hunt as they follow historical clues, question the durability of ancient torches, repeatedly rename Sean Bean, and make remarkably little progress on their crafts.

Between disappearing wax, scattered plastic diamonds, Freemason trivia, cloacas, questionable romance, and an alarming amount of property…

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