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every week, forever · Wall Friends

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  You ready? For what?
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  Nothing like this is not how we're starting.
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  It. Oh, yeah.
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  I thought you had something like planned.
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  You were preparing me like, Are you ready for this 'cause I'm
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  about to do it like it's, I'm about to pull the trigger.
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  Here it comes. OK, Yeah, we can start.
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  Yeah. Yeah, I want you to know because
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  you've probably seen Out of the Past.
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  This would be episode 6 out of five of the six podcasts we
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  recorded. Not a podcast, by the way.
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  I have been wearing a black shirt and you might be thinking,
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  is that his only black shirt? No, I actually got a deal on
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  these black shirts. Yeah, I got eight.
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  OK, $30. And I'm starting to realize why
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  I'm running out of black shirts like a cartoon character cuz
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  they shrink so fast. If I were to stand up, dude, I I
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  would, I would look like a belly dancer and it wouldn't be good.
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  No, no. Do you have a problem with
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  shrinking things 'cause like I, all of my stuff shrinks forever.
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  Like it keeps shrinking no matter what I do to try and
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  prevent it, yeah. Yeah, I feel like it's trying to
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  make me feel worse about myself and it's succeeding.
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  All of the things it. Works every time.
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  I feel like a piece of shit every time I put clothes back on
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  after they come out of the the dryer.
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  Yeah, it makes me feel really bad.
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  Maybe it should make me feel bad.
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  Maybe this is motivation that I need, but I would prefer if my
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  clothes that I bought in certain sizes remained the same.
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  I agree, but that that's just not how it works.
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  You got to you got to hang dry it though.
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  If you you got to be that guy that hang dry your stuff.
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  I'm not ever going to be that person.
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  I'm just going to buy eight more shirts, just not at a discount.
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  Yeah, you do wear a lot of black shirts and it makes.
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  It's it's. Thumbnail work real tough for
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  me. You're.
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  Welcome. Look, I have other shirts and I
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  it's not even something I tried to do where like I always wear a
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  black shirt. It's just I get on my shirt for
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  the day. And statistically speaking, if I
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  have 15 shirts and over half of them are black shirts, that's
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  what I'm going to wear for that day.
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  No, I get that. Yeah, I I got to buy new ones.
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  Maybe I'll go with a different color.
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  I'm willing to take suggestions. How about a dark blue?
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  How about a Navy? A dark Navy.
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  Blue. Not from you, not from you.
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  I get that from other people. I get that.
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  No, I you shouldn't. You shouldn't take advice for me
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  or suggestions for me. I've only.
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  Known you for 14 years of my life, I'm the.
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  Last guy that should be giving you any advice or yeah you
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  shouldn't listen to me. Exactly, although I will ask
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  your advice on this. I was just talking to ASAP
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  before and when I were working on a little something.
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  Yeah, we we're working on a band name.
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  We have a few suggestions. What do you mean a band?
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  Name. Just, you know, band names in
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  general that like people might, you know, want to use maybe
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  they'll pay royalties for the name type of thing.
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  So I'm going to run a a a couple paths.
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  You I want to see what you think of these.
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  So first up we got truck stop orgasm.
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  OK, that's not going to. Work well.
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  Why is that not going to? Work.
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  It has orgasm in the name that's going to.
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  That's a lot of brand deals out the window immediately.
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  People aren't going to pay for that.
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  There's like, there's sex on fire, that's a band.
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  Right. Yeah, and and there's there's
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  bands like 5 Finger Death Punch that's not like brand friendly.
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  People want to work with them all the time.
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  That's so different, though. That's five finger death punch
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  is not a that's that's dude that yeah, yeah, sure you could you
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  could argue fist. Yeah, violence.
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  Dude, violence. OK, violence is whatever.
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  People pay for violence like they they don't care that
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  violence is there. There's Counter Strike
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  tournaments, there's Valor and Turners, there's death in those
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  games and stuff, you know, like that doesn't.
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  Yeah, but no. One No one believes them.
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  No one believes the the cartoon characters 'cause they spawn in
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  the next round. No one is sitting there worrying
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  about losing the. Plot here, Let's back up.
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  OK, you said orgasm in the name and.
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  That's like, that's more intimate orgasm, yeah.
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  That that's more intimate. Out of 10, if you had to write
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  the name, where would that land? OK, can can I ask this question?
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  What kind of band is this? Is it a rock band?
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  Metal like EDM? Like what are we?
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  Well. I I want you to take a shot in
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  the dark. What does it sound like?
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  I feel like you know it. It sounds like a it's like a
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  punk band. How do you truck stop orgasm?
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  OK, but punk band, I, I, I don't think of punk bands when I think
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  of truck stops. Is the problem there?
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  They they don't, they're looking mesh together.
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  They're looking, they're looking for like that grungy feeling,
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  you know what I mean? Truck stop org think about like
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  this truck stop orgasm. Like look at that.
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  There's like a little spice you put on the end of it, dude.
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  People would be like DSODSO. People are like like freaking
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  out dude. When you said that just now, it
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  sounded like when you get a kill streak on Halo and you just say
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  truck step orgasm. Yeah, dude, that was cool.
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  Yeah, dude, yeah. And then try it with the name.
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  Yeah, what Truck. Truck stop orgasm.
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  Dude, yes, it's exactly it's the same.
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  Thing, it's starting to come up in your mind, at least for some
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  reasons. Yeah, not for the band reason,
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  it completely defeats that that approach, but I like it for
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  that. I like it for Halo.
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  Look, that sounds nice. I'll.
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  Take it So Jake really wanted me to run this one by you, you
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  know, 8 set. He he said he's been saving this
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  one daylight boner. What do you think of that one?
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  Why are all of these sex related?
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  What what like. OK, that's not like it's not
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  strictly sex related. Daylight boner.
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  OK, he's been workshopping this one for a while.
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  He says he's been holding it, you know, for a rainy day.
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  It's a rainy day. So what do you think of Daylight
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  Boner? That that sounds like getting
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  what? What is it?
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  He's going to go to jail. You're going to go If you're
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  talking about a boner in broad daylight, OK, Because that's
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  what the band is implying there. Daylight boner Not good.
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  All right, so you're probably not going to like Unreasonably
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  Long Foot then, is the last band name.
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  I mean, at least it's not something to do with the orgasm
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  or boner. It's like, OK, yeah, people with
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  foot fetishes or whatever, but that's not, I mean, that's just
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  a goofy thing in general. I mean, I get that, but.
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  It's it doesn't roll off the tongue at all.
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  Also let me say that. Well, yeah.
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  So here's the thing. I I think you're looking at the
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  other two band names, you know, with with a little bit of like
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  you're looking at it through the the wrong lens.
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  Like it's you got to look at it like it's art.
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  You know what I mean? I am you, you, you.
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  So you, you hear truck stop orgasm and you're thinking, you
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  know, that's disgusting, that's sexual.
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  Cause to me, like I, I hear, I hear a classic coming out of the
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  woods. I, I hear something that is way
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  worse but sounds the same if you're listening to it on your
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  iPod, driving really quickly on the highway of like My Chemical
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  Romance, something like a like Welcome to the Black Parade,
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  Truck Stop orgasm. They're making something way
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  worse than that. But they're they're definitely
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  making three albums. People are buying them.
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  We don't know why no one admits that they're a fan.
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  The craziest part is like when you were describing that you
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  sent me back in time to like the early 2000s because you said
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  iPod, and then My Chemical Romance, which was like, whoa,
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  we're here now. We have just time travelled.
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  So is this supposed to have already happened?
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  Like this is this band should have already.
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  That's a problem. They are.
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  They only appeal to people that have iPods.
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  OK, that's AI, don't know how many many people that is, that's
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  not. Many these days.
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  Are relics those are relics nowadays I.
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  Think they're like, they're all like, you know, filling up a
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  landfill real nice right now. IPods.
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  Yeah, iPods. Yeah, landfills and drawers that
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  you haven't opened in 15. Years you're gonna find it.
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  It can be like, this is gonna be worth the money one day.
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  I'll come to find out it's not going to be worth money one day.
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  You know, like a Pokémon card. I had iPod like I had an iPod at
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  one point. I know for a fact I would not
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  have ever tossed it in the trash can.
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  It's somewhere. It has to be somewhere.
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  Like there's no way I wouldn't have thrown it away.
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  I I have like 2 iPods and I if you put a gun to my head and
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  said find it within the next 30 minutes I would tell you to pull
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  the trigger right then and there.
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  It's never being found. Damn.
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  Yeah, I know I have too, though from different points in my
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  childhood. Jeez, dude.
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  OK, all right. Do you need?
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  Do you have more band names or or can I get onto this next
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  thing? From the Wall friends, no, if
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  you don't like any of the band names, that's fine.
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  Maybe people in the comments section will like comment and
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  subscribe and say that they love Truck Stop Orgasm and they get
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  what I'm going for with that or Jake's name.
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  Daylight boner, you know, and. I'm a big TSO fan, man.
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  The TSO TSO. Oh God.
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  Can't get enough of TSO. Yeah, yeah.
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  That's the branding. Sucks but I'm into.
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  It love their posters though. Good God they really nailed the
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  designs. Yeah, now you know exactly
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  what's going to be on that poster.
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  Yeah. Dude, Speaking of which, we are
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  designed for this. It was created like after we had
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  recorded the last episode. So we, because in that last
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  episode we were like, OK, yeah, we'll probably have something by
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  the time this is up. And we didn't, we did.
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  And we did. We did.
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  My friend Laser Laser Lord, he is he he's going to, he just
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  graduated school for graphic design.
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  You can tell. You can tell because it looks
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  good. It looks really good, you have.
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  Like a lot of nice ones too. Like a lot of surprisingly nice
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  ones. Actually, not even it's only
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  surprising to me because I was like, wait, you already got this
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  done with someone and like it looks really good.
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  Like I I didn't expect that many high quality designs that quick.
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  I'm not going to sit here and glaze him.
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  I don't know this guy. You you might know him for for a
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  long time. I'm not going to glaze him like
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  that, but he did do a good job. He did do a good job.
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  Yeah, he's really good at bricks.
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  It was very apparent that he knew the layout of bricks, the
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  way that they're supposed to be spaced and stacked on top of
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  each other. I did have to call him out for
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  one. There was a version of the
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  bricks that definitely looked like there was a Dick going
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  inside of the bricks based on the shape he used.
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  And I said, look, if you send that to me, people are never
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  going to let that down. It's going to be like how Star
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  Forge and people say like, Oh yeah, that's that's a Dick for
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  the logo. We would forever have a Dick in
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  our logo if I had like said, yeah, that's a great thing that
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  you just sent me so. I guess that's not a bad thing
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  though. Oh wait, I think I know what
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  you're talking about. It's like like the with the
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  balls. With balls, right, It's, yeah.
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  It's on the side going in, yeah. Yeah, there it is.
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  Yeah, it's pretty apparent. Once you see it, you can't, you
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  can't Unsee it anymore. So I'm glad we don't have that
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  going for us because. Or we could look there's always
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  time to change our logo. We could change it back.
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  We could make an alternate logo for the sake of like merchant
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  stuff. Like the Dick, the Dick Brick,
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  we could call it. Oh, oh, it's kind of nice,
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  right? Yeah, yeah, the Dick Brick line.
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  Yeah. Yeah, dude.
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  Dude are we going to do merch or should we just do merch for us
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  like you and me only? You know what?
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  I. Think we'll care about merch?
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  I'll I'm going to wear the shirts.
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  I'm going to buy 100 of them. Yeah, I think me and you will
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  get the shirts, We'll wear them and then we'll see if anyone
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  else is like, yeah, I see myself wearing that.
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  Yeah. And then I don't think anyone
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  will I don't I. Don't know, man.
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  I don't know. I don't.
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  I don't get people anymore. I don't get them.
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  We're Speaking of not getting these guys.
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  OK, This was a thought that I had that really needs to be
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  addressed because this is, you know, this is a new audience
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  here. You know, we got them.
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  And so we created this channel and we, we started sending
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  people here, right? And I, I started thinking to
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  myself, you know, these guys are kind of slutty.
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  These guys, they were so fucking easy, dude.
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  They did not make us work for this at all.
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  You know, normally we have to beg.
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  We gotta, we, we gotta beg them. We gotta put out consistent
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  content for months to get their subscription.
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  These guys, they saw a new channel made, right?
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  Yeah. They subscribed instantly, they
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  didn't even care, but they just gave themselves to us.
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  I will. Say very cool of you guys, but
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  there's only as of right now a little bit less than 4.6 K.
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  That's not something I would say people are being that slutty
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  for. I would say, yeah, that's true.
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  I would say that they are being a little bit of a tease though.
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  Like that. Really.
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  Like a little bit of a flirt, yeah.
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  Like they were flirting with the idea of this channel.
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  But we can agree that like all those guys coming in saying like
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  sub 100 club, sub one, I got here at six, I was a 62nd
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  subscriber. Like those guys are whores,
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  right? Like those guys we can, yeah.
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  But. You know, kind of like, like
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  whores that you like you like that you, you, you visit them
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  often. If this if they were in a
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  brothel in the 1800s, dude, you're going them, you know them
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  by name. You're like, you're like, how
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  are the kids? Yeah, we need them.
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  We need them. I'm just pointing out the
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  obvious, making sure that they understand that they know what
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  they're signing up themselves for.
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  You know, I like them. I like them.
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  Yeah, I do too, every time. Someone subscribes, I go thanks,
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  I say thank you. Out loud, right?
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  I say thank you out loud, but you know, it's just people don't
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  subscribe. I don't look at it.
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  So because like I know if I look at it and like 300 people
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  subscribe, I'm stuck there for like the next probably like 5
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  minutes or so. Yeah, everything in your life
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  gets delayed, like your baby doesn't get to eat on time, does
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  not get. To eat on time.
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  Wife doesn't seem to understand it yet.
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  I'm going to stay firm on this. She's going to have to
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  understand that. Yeah, I mean, she needs to, you
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  know, this, this is, it's not paying the bills yet.
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  It's actually making us $0.00 as of right now, but it will cost,
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  it's actually costing us quite a bit of money to do this.
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  But you know what? We're in it for the love of the
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  game for now, not forever. We will not be in this for the
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  love of the game forever, but this will be weekly.
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  By the way, we haven't said that this is.
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  Are we not? We have not said that yet, no.
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  This is weekly. This is weekly.
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  It is actually penciled in. We've got our editor, Ginge,
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  We've got us. We've got the set up perfect.
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  It's going to be weekly, every, every Friday.
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  I I'm thinking every Friday, every.
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  Friday, I like that every Friday, are we going to have
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  like a a set time like a a Friday, a Friday at like 3:00 PM
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  or something? Maybe, yeah, maybe.
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  Maybe like a? We should have a very set
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  schedule with this. Yeah, maybe 12:00 PM Pacific,
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  3:00 PM Eastern. Maybe I like that.
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  Yeah, Yeah, that's real nice. I know.
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  Some people aren't going to be too happy because people want to
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  listen to it in the morning when they're, you know, because we
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  have a lot of truckers here already.
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  I can feel it. That's why you might have a
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  little bit of offended audience at that name that you were
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  throwing around earlier. No dude, if anything they would
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  they would know exactly what I'm talking about with truck stop
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  orgasm and. Why don't you call it the the
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  Glory Hold Truckers or something?
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  The Glory Hold truckers. Yeah, if you're going to get
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  crazy. Take that's taking them down.
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  All right. You think so that how is that?
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  That's not we're not going back to this.
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  There's no way we're going back to this.
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  You brought it up. I'm just saying I'm going to
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  stick up for them. They they love truck stop
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  orgasm. I think that's like the main
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  point, like audience of that band.
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  But we don't got to get bogged down by the details.
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  No, we don't. We shouldn't I, I think first
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  time we used that first time I used that collaborators thing
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  where it's like the someone uploads and then, you know, it's
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  like you're, I did it with my second channel.
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  So that like you did with yours, the people got to see in their
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  sub box. I'm thinking we do that a couple
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  more times and then and then we just fuck off with that.
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  Like we don't. Yeah, I think so too.
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  Yeah. Just a couple more times to
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  really let them know that we are talking to each other and you
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  can listen through your wall right now for the next hour and
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  change. Yeah, definitely.
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  You can do that. It's not even a question.
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  Oh, Speaking of of listening and the ways you can listen, dude,
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  Apple, what is with what is wrong with them?
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  The Apple podcast, dude. Didn't work.
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  Did not work. OK, look, there's some people
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  here who have, look, I, I mean, they're probably not even
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  listening anymore because it's not an Apple podcast.
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  So sorry, but it's impossible for anybody to post their
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  podcast to Apple right now. They have made it actually
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  impossible to log on with an existing Apple account or a new
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  one entirely. We both tried with two different
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  accounts, did we not? Like we both.
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  Yeah. And we could both not get into
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  the Apple Podcast connect thing. It just gives you an error or
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  like a login loop, it doesn't let you do shit.
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  So I have no way of of posting it up because they've made it
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  impossible. Unless someone in this audience,
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  they're like, I only listened to an Apple podcast because I work
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  at Apple. If you work at Apple and you're
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  able to make this work, Yeah, you.
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  You let us know. You let us know we're going to
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  make something happen, yeah. And we, because as of right now,
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  I mean, my hands are tied and I, I've tried to press the contact
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  page and, you know, they do the greatest thing ever is when you
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  press contact, it just brings you to a, a, a frequently asked
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  questions thing, which I get, you know, they probably have a
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  lot of stupid questions coming in.
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  This one's not stupid, though. It's a very real.
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  Yeah. Why are you not letting me post
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  a podcast making everybody money?
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  Like what? What is going on there?
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  You get literally advertisers, you know, that's they're losing
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  money by not letting us do it. That's true, which sucks for
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  them, but you know, what are you going to do?
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  Nothing. As of right now you can listen
• 18:13
  to it on Spotify though. Yeah, Spotify, and there's a few
• 18:17
  other ones that I posted it to that I don't even remember the
• 18:19
  name of, but there's like some people like their little niche
• 18:24
  podcast. Yeah, like they use Michael,
• 18:26
  Michael Phi and and stuff like that.
• 18:27
  Yeah. Yeah, exactly, dude.
• 18:29
  Yeah, whatever that one is. It's very real, yeah.
• 18:31
  So it's not on us on someone else this time.
• 18:35
  This is not on us. I've tried being incredibly
• 18:37
  responsible about this. This is the most organized I've
• 18:40
  ever been with anything in a long time.
• 18:42
  I think. Yeah, Like it's it's been nice
• 18:45
  for me to practice this. I miss this makes it gives me
• 18:49
  nostalgia, being disorganized. I've not organized like this in
• 18:53
  forever. Just having your shit together
• 18:56
  makes you nostalgic. Yeah, 'cause it's been so long.
• 18:59
  It reminds me of the old me. I haven't seen him in a while.
• 19:05
  Here's a secret. My wife is organized enough for
• 19:08
  both of us so I don't got to worry about anything.
• 19:11
  Yeah, see, it's me that has to be organized for the both of.
• 19:14
  Us, the two of you. Oh yeah, Button's really kind of
• 19:18
  a piece of crap when it comes to the organization.
• 19:20
  Yeah, she's getting a lot better.
• 19:23
  Yeah, but both of us were pretty helpless for a while.
• 19:26
  Yeah, I mean. I think, I think you just need
• 19:28
  to start with some sort of like a three strike rule with her,
• 19:33
  you think and you can participate too.
• 19:35
  No, yeah. No, I know because.
• 19:37
  Are we talking like hitting or what's going on?
• 19:38
  No. No, definitely not.
• 19:40
  That's that's terrible. All right, I'm talking.
• 19:42
  I'm talking like something that's like a punishment.
• 19:45
  She knows she's being punished, but it's not too cruel anything,
• 19:49
  you know what I mean? So I I think like, you know,
• 19:52
  nothing happens for strike one or two, right?
• 19:54
  But it's it's like a warning. It's like like you do not want
• 19:58
  strike. Great.
• 19:58
  Like a little like that Like. No, no, no, not.
• 20:01
  Nothing like that. We're not.
• 20:02
  We're not. About that, we're not about
• 20:04
  that. Trying to trying to understand.
• 20:06
  Yeah, so like, like, let's say you go downstairs.
• 20:09
  Strike one now. Oh, guess who didn't clean up
• 20:13
  after dinner? You know, that's strike one.
• 20:16
  Strike two, guess who? You know, I I did the laundry.
• 20:18
  Guess who didn't fold it? That's straight, too.
• 20:20
  Yeah. She does something like, you
• 20:21
  know, guess who didn't get the mail and, you know, left their
• 20:24
  mailbox all dirty. Strike three.
• 20:25
  You make her sleep outside for a month.
• 20:29
  You and you, you do it in the nicest way possible.
• 20:32
  You set up a bed. You give her extra blankets.
• 20:35
  It gets cold at night sometimes. And.
• 20:37
  You get, you give her a fan, you can automatic timer.
• 20:41
  It goes on at like, you know, 6:00 or 7:00 AM that it just
• 20:44
  wakes her up, you know, beautiful rest.
• 20:46
  And you know, it's like, look, she learned a lesson, but you
• 20:50
  didn't treat her poorly in the process.
• 20:53
  You know what I mean? No, you're very gentle about it.
• 20:56
  Yeah, you were gentle about it. You were giving her a nice kick
• 20:58
  in the pants of like, look, sweetheart, this is because I
• 21:01
  love you. Yeah.
• 21:02
  You got to sleep outside for a month and a half.
• 21:04
  You had three strikes. That's the rule.
• 21:06
  Dude, that could work. That could work big time it.
• 21:10
  Could work and it would work, and I feel as though if she
• 21:14
  understood the consequences beforehand, she would maybe get
• 21:18
  one strike before she realizes that you're there to play ball.
• 21:22
  No. You you can make it.
• 21:25
  You can make it so even too, like, you can be like, look,
• 21:28
  sweetheart, I'm a part of this, all right?
• 21:30
  Yeah, Three strikes and then I have to make dinner for the day.
• 21:33
  Like I, I don't want to do that, but I will, you know, something
• 21:38
  like that. It's important to participate in
• 21:40
  that so you're not a hypocrite. Otherwise, yeah, Otherwise she's
• 21:43
  not going to think it's fair, you know?
• 21:46
  But like 03 strikes, I'm out. You got to fold my laundry.
• 21:50
  That sucks for me. I don't like the way you fold my
• 21:52
  laundry. Something like that, something
• 21:54
  like you know even both, both of you are evenly.
• 21:58
  Punished I I like that. That's a good system.
• 22:01
  I think it could work. I'm going to try it.
• 22:03
  I might start her out on strike two though.
• 22:06
  Well, you, you, you got to do what you got to do, you know?
• 22:10
  It's fine dude. And and you, you can be fun
• 22:12
  about it. You can be like, we're going to
• 22:13
  explain the rules as we go. She doesn't know.
• 22:16
  She doesn't know against her strikes.
• 22:19
  That could work out really well for all of us.
• 22:21
  That might be nice. That might be sweet.
• 22:23
  She would appreciate it. It's fun, quirky activity.
• 22:26
  You know when you look up, you ever look up on Google like fun
• 22:29
  date ideas for couples? This could be like a a fun
• 22:33
  system for couples. Yeah.
• 22:35
  With 100%. Effectively like a a reliability
• 22:38
  system. Yes, yes, reliability.
• 22:43
  It's not the that's not the word.
• 22:44
  I'm you're taking. Is it reliability?
• 22:50
  No taking. She, she will be.
• 22:53
  Responsibility Account. Holding yourself accountable.
• 22:56
  Accountability. Accountability system.
• 22:59
  Yeah, yeah, hold yourself accountable by sleeping on the
• 23:03
  rocks, outside, on a bed, on a bed.
• 23:05
  On a bed. A bed on top of the rocks.
• 23:07
  There's a lot of layers in between.
• 23:09
  It's basically comfortable. It is absolutely.
• 23:14
  Comfortable. Well, I know it's crazy, dude.
• 23:17
  What? You know there's people that
• 23:18
  just do that for fun. It's called camping.
• 23:20
  That's so stupid, by the way. Let me just say that.
• 23:23
  Do you like camping? Have you ever enjoyed camping
• 23:25
  before? I was a Boy Scout and yeah, and
• 23:30
  I hated it and I hated it. I, I, I slept in a 10/1 time in
• 23:34
  the woods and I don't even fully remember it, by the way, I don't
• 23:39
  even fully remember it. I just remember being really
• 23:44
  upset about having to sleep in the woods.
• 23:48
  Wait, so Boy Scouts, you slept once in the woods?
• 23:51
  Yeah, it it might it it might not have even been for Boy
• 23:54
  Scouts. It's not like my family likes
• 23:56
  camping, so I don't know. I remember, I, I remember
• 23:59
  sleeping in a tent approximately once in my life and I don't even
• 24:02
  remember when. I just like when I think back, I
• 24:05
  just have, there's a tent and I'm in it and I'm sleeping.
• 24:09
  That's all I remember. No, I get that.
• 24:11
  I just, I, I figured that like Boy Scouts, you had to camp all
• 24:14
  the time. Like it was like a a monthly
• 24:16
  mission that you had to go be with nature or something.
• 24:20
  What is that? I thought Boy Scouts were like,
• 24:22
  like the Bear Grylls guy, Like they're surviving from nothing.
• 24:26
  Like you can do anything that you want to do because you're so
• 24:28
  familiar with the way that the forest works.
• 24:30
  Oh dude, the Boy Scouts exist so they can sell some fucking
• 24:33
  garbage chocolate. The parents that are going to
• 24:36
  feel guilted into buying it because they want their son to
• 24:39
  go on the Boy Scouts trip to Hershey Park or something.
• 24:42
  Yeah, did you ever sell those chocolates in school, by the
• 24:45
  way? Yes, and it didn't work.
• 24:48
  And then I found out that my dad's like, I'm going to take it
• 24:52
  to work and I'm. I'll sell it for you, don't
• 24:54
  worry. And he gets home.
• 24:57
  He's like, you know, good news. I sold all of it.
• 24:59
  I'm so, you know, I was so happy about it.
• 25:01
  I like randomly remembered that, like, you know, when I was like
• 25:05
  27 or something and I was like, Oh yeah, like that's crazy.
• 25:09
  By the way, that bunch of people like bought the chocolate for
• 25:11
  you. He's like, no, no one wanted to
• 25:13
  buy it. It was crap.
• 25:14
  So I just bought all of it for. You.
• 25:16
  Oh my God, That's pretty nice of him though, yeah.
• 25:19
  That was pretty cool of him. That's a pretty cool dad move.
• 25:21
  Yeah, Yeah, it. Was like $200 worth of chocolate
• 25:25
  too. It was nice.
• 25:27
  It was not cheap dude. Man, they, they would like, I
• 25:30
  remember they would hold some pretty intense competitions
• 25:34
  because it was in elementary school.
• 25:35
  That was the last time they were doing that.
• 25:37
  And they would hold like, like the incentives to sell those
• 25:40
  things was crazy. Like they would give you some
• 25:43
  crazy prizes like iPods and shit.
• 25:45
  Like they were, they would go nuts.
• 25:48
  And I don't even know why we sold them.
• 25:50
  I don't know. I don't know why we were selling
• 25:52
  them. The Girl Scouts got cookies.
• 25:54
  People actually like the Girl Scout cookies.
• 25:57
  They're good. If if you go for this chocolate,
• 26:00
  it's like, I don't. It just wasn't good.
• 26:03
  No, it's like it was like like this thick and it was like not
• 26:07
  like not in a good way. And it wasn't like creamy and it
• 26:10
  was like, there's like different flavors, you know, like I kind
• 26:12
  of just have a lot of sugar in my mouth right now and I don't
• 26:15
  like it. Yeah, and it it was like you
• 26:18
  could see the dread in parents eyes when they saw that box
• 26:21
  being pulled out like. Because because you're the
• 26:23
  asshole if you say no. Yeah.
• 26:25
  And for the. Record.
• 26:27
  I will. I have no problem saying no to a
• 26:31
  very upset young, young child who was trying to sell me on
• 26:36
  anything that isn't Girl Scout cookies.
• 26:38
  I will buy Girl Scout cookies because I will eat those.
• 26:41
  You're not ripping me off with some chocolate.
• 26:43
  It's probably like $8 a bar these days.
• 26:45
  Dude. It was like 2 or whatever, Like
• 26:47
  maybe 3 back then. Really.
• 26:49
  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 26:50
  It, it wasn't that expensive. But like, dude, Girl Scout
• 26:52
  cookies now, I think they're like like 6 bucks at least a
• 26:56
  box. And I think it's even more than
• 26:58
  that. I do think it's more than that.
• 27:00
  Yeah, yeah, those, those, those weren't good.
• 27:04
  I I don't even remember their taste, which says a lot.
• 27:07
  I feel like you'd remember them if they were even remotely OK,
• 27:11
  but yeah, I don't remember them. That's they're not even worth
• 27:15
  talking about anymore. Yeah, they're coming off.
• 27:18
  There's there's two things, though.
• 27:19
  I I remember about being the Boy Scouts.
• 27:21
  I remember the race car Derby and I did so horribly with it.
• 27:27
  What is the race car Derby? So it was like they, they gave
• 27:31
  you like these little like wooden cars or whatever and you
• 27:33
  had to like carve it out and like, like make it like as
• 27:37
  aerodynamic as possible. I think they like put like a
• 27:39
  little engine in it too. And it's like we went from like
• 27:42
  one side to the other. I was in like fucking 4th grade.
• 27:45
  There's no way in hell I was figuring that shit out.
• 27:47
  You have no idea how that works. I don't even know.
• 27:51
  I don't think I got last 'cause I didn't wasn't traumatized by
• 27:54
  it, but I didn't, I remember to think it like being really in
• 27:57
  the middle of the pack and being like, I'm OK with this.
• 28:00
  And then like look, looking back and being like, what were you
• 28:02
  expecting me to do? When you expect is this like
• 28:04
  some sort of like like government trick to like see who
• 28:08
  has like an engineering mind at a.
• 28:10
  Young age that might have been. It's not me.
• 28:11
  It's not me. I was not that.
• 28:13
  And then I remember a trip to Washington, DC, and we were in
• 28:17
  the Mall at, like, I don't know, it was like 8:00 at night or
• 28:22
  something. And this one guy in, like, my
• 28:26
  dad, like, went with me to this field trip.
• 28:28
  It was like, like, you know, parent and son type of thing.
• 28:32
  And some guy pulled me into his store.
• 28:35
  And it was like, you want to take a picture with the
• 28:37
  president, don't you? And I was like, yeah.
• 28:40
  And he took me in and come to think of it, like, it's just my
• 28:43
  memory. My dad was probably like right
• 28:45
  behind. Realistically, he's like, you
• 28:46
  want to take a picture with the president?
• 28:48
  And then he does the worst. He takes a picture, does the
• 28:51
  worst Photoshop job of all time and charges my dad 35 bucks for
• 28:55
  it. What?
• 28:56
  And and this was back in like, what?
• 28:59
  Like I don't even know like 2004 or something.
• 29:01
  This was in a shop in a mall. Yeah, and it, it was me shaking
• 29:06
  hands with, with George Bush. And it's like, and I'm at his
• 29:12
  level. It it's like I at this point,
• 29:15
  I'm in 4th grade. I'm probably like 3 feet tall.
• 29:19
  There's no way I'm eye level with George Bush shaking his
• 29:21
  hand. There's no way George Bush is
• 29:23
  meeting a a 1/4 grader and shaking his hand for any reason.
• 29:27
  And he doesn't want to either. Let's make that.
• 29:29
  No, he doesn't want to. You've ripped my dad off good
• 29:32
  dude. The Boy Scouts ripped my dad off
• 29:33
  like crazy. Wait, that was the Boy Scout guy
• 29:36
  that. Was the Boy Scout No, no, no.
• 29:38
  So I'm saying because the the garbage ass chocolate that was
• 29:43
  the Boy Scouts and then that happened on the Boy Scouts trip.
• 29:46
  OK, So it was unrelated to the the unrelated jobs of the Boy
• 29:50
  Scouts, that was just. Yeah, imagine that.
• 29:53
  The Boy Scout guys ripping you off.
• 29:54
  I mean, they're they're they're ripping you off for other
• 29:56
  things, though. You have to pay to get badges,
• 29:58
  I'm pretty sure. Like go light a fire in the
• 30:01
  woods and pay me 100 bucks and I'll give you a patch.
• 30:04
  Yeah. And it works.
• 30:06
  Dude did. You ever go to like a summer
• 30:07
  camp? All the time.
• 30:10
  Really. All the time.
• 30:11
  Damn dude, I was sometimes I. Was just talking about this the
• 30:15
  other day. I, I don't remember who with,
• 30:17
  but like the, the vivid thing I remember it'd be like you play
• 30:21
  outside, it's like baseball or whatever and then you go and
• 30:24
  you, you have like your little $2.00 and you decide which two
• 30:27
  snacks to buy. I always bought Swedish Fish.
• 30:30
  Shit fucking ruled. But I I visited again after
• 30:33
  Swedish Fish. Dude gets caught in your teeth
• 30:35
  and everything growing up. Kind of like you don't care
• 30:37
  about that shit when you're a kid, but like growing up that's
• 30:39
  just sucks getting stuck in your teeth.
• 30:41
  Like like, you know that like that feeling.
• 30:43
  It's like there's like a lot of different candy I just can't
• 30:47
  enjoy anymore as an. Adult I I never liked Swedish
• 30:50
  Fish, like not even once. It's never happened that, but
• 30:54
  that that's what you think of when you think of summer camp.
• 30:57
  That was like the the thing that stayed with you.
• 30:59
  I guess, yeah. That's crazy interesting.
• 31:02
  I never went to like a summer camp.
• 31:04
  It's like I I never went to a summer camp anywhere that you
• 31:07
  like, stayed the night or anything.
• 31:08
  Oh, no, I didn't stay the night. It was like a day.
• 31:11
  It was like a day. Like I went every day to it.
• 31:13
  OK, yeah, I never had that, dude.
• 31:15
  Like every time I hear it's hot in my room, every time.
• 31:19
  I don't edit that out. Leave it in.
• 31:24
  Dude, every time I would go to wait.
• 31:28
  What am I saying? Every time I hear people talking
• 31:29
  about summer camp, they're always like, oh, I went away to
• 31:33
  summer camp in middle school or high school or whatever, and
• 31:36
  like, that was the first time. Like I got kissed.
• 31:39
  That was like my first. Everyone says.
• 31:41
  That everyone says that all the time.
• 31:44
  And then like, here I am. Like my parents never sent me.
• 31:46
  I was like, I didn't get kissed until I was like 19 or
• 31:49
  something. Dude, damn.
• 31:51
  Maybe 18, maybe it might have been 18 or 19, but it, it was a
• 31:54
  while, it took a long time. I had to be a legal adult.
• 31:58
  I had to be able to be enlisted and and and drafted and and go,
• 32:04
  you know, fight in in the war somewhere anymore back.
• 32:09
  Then I don't. Know what?
• 32:10
  I don't know what would have been going on back then.
• 32:12
  Maybe Iraq or whatever. There was something going on for
• 32:14
  sure. I could I could have done that
• 32:17
  without having kissed anyone first.
• 32:18
  That's fucking cool of you honestly.
• 32:21
  Like no. It's not cool.
• 32:22
  That's very lame. That's very lame.
• 32:26
  And I, I, I feel as though I would have any, any woman that
• 32:31
  that showed me like looked my way.
• 32:34
  I would have been like, you know, down bad or back then.
• 32:39
  Damn. Yeah, but thankfully I didn't go
• 32:42
  to the Army too much of a little baby.
• 32:44
  And then like basically around like like right before going
• 32:49
  away to college, that's when like I got my first girlfriend,
• 32:53
  you know, and it was like bad. Not, I'm not saying the
• 32:58
  relationship, I'm not, I'm not gonna, I won't talk about it
• 33:02
  either way. I'm just saying I did not know
• 33:05
  what I was doing, dude. Well.
• 33:06
  No one knows what they're doing, I.
• 33:08
  Know, but like I look bad like oh dude there, there's some real
• 33:11
  cringe shit. Oh yeah, everyone, everyone's
• 33:13
  got some real cringe shit in their like first relationships
• 33:16
  too. They're all, we're all dip
• 33:18
  shits, dude. We're we're.
• 33:19
  It's so embarrassing thinking back to it.
• 33:21
  Look, Long story short, she basically likes this type of
• 33:25
  candy and she's like, I really like eating this type of candy.
• 33:29
  It was, it was a garbage candy, by the way.
• 33:31
  I won't go into it, but I was like, I really like eating this
• 33:34
  type of candy after, you know, doing it basically.
• 33:40
  And I was like, OK, so then gave her the worst time of her life.
• 33:46
  Was very disappointed with me. And then I look at her and was
• 33:49
  like, do you want to go get that candy?
• 33:51
  Because that was my way of asking.
• 33:52
  Was it good? After she had like she had
• 33:55
  visible disappointment on her face and I was like, do you want
• 34:00
  to get it? Did I do good?
• 34:02
  I did not do good. I was.
• 34:03
  I was. So she said no.
• 34:05
  She said no, she does not want to go get it.
• 34:07
  Yeah, she made me feel very bad about it.
• 34:09
  Yeah, that sucks. Yeah.
• 34:11
  Yeah, that was very. First girlfriend vibes, yeah.
• 34:15
  Yeah. No, I, I, I was, I was
• 34:16
  basically, I had no idea what I was doing for like my first
• 34:20
  girlfriend was like a a whole year.
• 34:22
  And then after that my, my mom for like the longest time, dude
• 34:26
  kept telling me like, look, all you have to do if you want was
• 34:30
  women's attention. You got to just put your hair up
• 34:33
  like this. Yeah.
• 34:34
  And I was like, Mom, I don't want to look like Guy Fieri
• 34:38
  because I thought she was talking about like, like.
• 34:40
  Spiking. Yeah, like doing everything.
• 34:42
  I thought that's what she was talking about.
• 34:44
  Like there's no way in hell that's what I'm doing, mom.
• 34:47
  Like. That's going to look like all of
• 34:48
  it. Yeah, so stupid people are going
• 34:51
  to hate me. And she was telling me for
• 34:53
  years, for years, dude. And like at this point in time,
• 34:57
  like, you know, my girlfriend at the time and I already broke up.
• 35:01
  I I was going to the gym for like a long time.
• 35:04
  I was on a bulk. And then I was like, you know
• 35:06
  what, mom? Like I'm going off to college.
• 35:09
  Screw it, I, I will, I will try out this hairstyle and I'm also
• 35:14
  going to like go on a cut too. Like I'm going to slim down all
• 35:18
  the weight, whatever. And then I, I did it.
• 35:22
  I finally like put my hair up and then like girls like started
• 35:26
  to like look at me and I was like, what's wrong with me?
• 35:30
  Like do I have something like, do I look like shit 'cause like
• 35:34
  I, I had literally no idea what I was doing.
• 35:36
  And I basically what my mom said to me when I was like 13
• 35:40
  perfectly summarizes how I was back then, basically that I was
• 35:48
  a little boy in a big boy's body because I had a growth spurt
• 35:51
  very early on. I had a growth spurt very early
• 35:56
  on. Oh.
• 35:57
  God. And she's like, people are going
• 35:59
  to be scared, Honey, you're like 5 foot 8 at this point, you
• 36:05
  know, because I was growing quick, you know, still, I had to
• 36:08
  grow all the way up to 6/4. She was like, people don't know
• 36:11
  that. Like, you know, you're still a
• 36:13
  little boy. So that that's basically how I
• 36:17
  felt like when I was like 19, dude, like 1819, like I was
• 36:22
  finally like I broke up with my first girlfriend or whatever,
• 36:25
  and now people started noticing me.
• 36:28
  I'm like, Oh, people don't take up a yeah, what?
• 36:32
  What's your like once you hit like that 16 plus mark, the the
• 36:36
  tallness becomes like a buff. Like it's it's not, it's no
• 36:39
  longer a weird thing. No one's talking about how like
• 36:42
  you're taller than anyone else, like, but the girls kind of look
• 36:45
  at you like they they give you a little A+ stat immediately
• 36:49
  because of your height. Oh, absolutely.
• 36:51
  Yeah. Like not all girls, don't get me
• 36:53
  wrong, but like there are a lot of girls that see height and
• 36:57
  then they look this sort of thing.
• 36:59
  So 'cause like I have always had the short debuff, you know what
• 37:03
  I mean? Been like.
• 37:05
  You got to be real funny. 5758, I had to be funny.
• 37:08
  It doesn't matter if I had the greatest face on the planet, you
• 37:12
  know? 5758 it could get a little, get
• 37:15
  a little rough. It got a little rough sometimes,
• 37:17
  you know, a lot of insecurities growing up.
• 37:20
  They're all gone now. My wife is.
• 37:22
  All of them all are gone. Not all the insecurities, but
• 37:25
  the height. One, not all of.
• 37:27
  Them Jesus dude, I I wish I wish I was like that confident.
• 37:31
  To be fair, they're it's part of the reason why they're gone is
• 37:34
  because you married your wife who is a foot shorter than you.
• 37:38
  She's like 4-11. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 37:40
  Yeah, it's so cool. Dude, when I stand next to her I
• 37:43
  feel like I'm hanging out with a child.
• 37:45
  Yeah, yeah. No, people think she's a child
• 37:48
  sometimes. No, and she's not.
• 37:50
  She's. She's older than me, yeah.
• 37:51
  No, she's older than you. Yeah.
• 37:53
  Oh, damn. So she's she's running the
• 37:56
  cradle in a way then. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:58
  No, I'm, I'm saying that. I'm saying I got to, I got to
• 38:02
  turn the brightness down. Yeah, dude, turn the brightness
• 38:05
  down. Get that?
• 38:06
  I'm saying that and like I'm saying that in a way like it's,
• 38:13
  it's a crazy contrast dude. Like this is basically her and I
• 38:17
  standing next to each. Other no, it is.
• 38:19
  It's like that. Yeah, it looks ridiculous.
• 38:22
  Yeah, like, like I remember when I like came out to like visit
• 38:26
  you guys, I was like going to get like a souvenir for my wife.
• 38:30
  And now Flutton was like, oh, like I'll come with you.
• 38:34
  And like we were walking like to this place and it was like,
• 38:38
  like, like loud out like a bunch of people out and everything.
• 38:41
  She was telling me something and I couldn't hear her.
• 38:44
  So I made her repeat herself 2 times.
• 38:46
  I had to do this. Yeah, yeah.
• 38:50
  She. She.
• 38:51
  She talks about that all the time.
• 38:53
  She's like, man, I have to like yell up to Kevin.
• 38:57
  I'm like, yeah, I know. He's a very.
• 39:01
  Sorry, guy, he's. A very tall guy.
• 39:03
  You got to. Yeah, you're short, he's tall.
• 39:05
  You got to yell up to him so you can hear what you're saying.
• 39:08
  Yeah, 'cause you, you don't have to yell down to her because
• 39:13
  people can hear you across A room.
• 39:15
  Like unfortunately I'm very loud, dude.
• 39:17
  Yeah, your voice carries. Yeah, it carries.
• 39:21
  Dude, I've been recognized just off of my voice, by the way.
• 39:24
  Oh, yeah. Because just because people have
• 39:26
  said I have a distinctive voice and because, like you say, it
• 39:30
  carries. And like, my wife came from like
• 39:32
  a very quiet family. So she's like, you were so loud.
• 39:35
  She got used to it by now. So loud.
• 39:38
  It's so funny. Like you go to my like my
• 39:40
  parents and they're like, you know, he is the quiet one in the
• 39:44
  family. Like, yeah, it's true.
• 39:45
  Everyone in like my whole family, I am the quiet one.
• 39:48
  Yeah, dude, I remember at when we were at your wedding, like
• 39:50
  the dinner, like before the the wedding, your whole table was
• 39:55
  louder than you somehow, which I was mind blown.
• 39:58
  And then I remembered I'm like, Oh my God, this is what my
• 40:00
  Jersey side of the family is like.
• 40:03
  Like this is this got to be like an East Coast thing where
• 40:05
  everyone in the East Coast, especially Jersey, they just
• 40:08
  they got to be the loudest ones in.
• 40:11
  In. New York.
• 40:12
  Yep. And I remember my grandmother
• 40:14
  used to say that she's like, we have to be the loudest, like in
• 40:17
  the restaurant. And she was only half joking
• 40:20
  about it, like she really meant that.
• 40:23
  She was about as serious as a heart attack, my friend.
• 40:25
  Yeah, dude, it was, it was, it was loud.
• 40:29
  It was always loud with them. And no, it's just very.
• 40:32
  Loud. Is that why you're on the other
• 40:33
  side of the country? I didn't have a choice.
• 40:36
  But yes, I did come back here voluntarily at some point.
• 40:39
  Voluntarily, not because of the loudness, but it.
• 40:42
  Just didn't help. It just did not help their case.
• 40:44
  No, I didn't. No, definitely not.
• 40:47
  I understand that. Yeah, I don't mind loudness
• 40:50
  sometimes. But when I get to the point
• 40:52
  where I have to yell like I got, I got to really start yelling
• 40:55
  and my voice, it starts losing its its actual tone.
• 41:00
  You could hear it going away because of how loud I have to
• 41:03
  talk. Then I I stop enjoying it.
• 41:05
  I'm like, we should really go somewhere.
• 41:06
  Else I understand that. I totally understand that.
• 41:08
  Believe it or not, even though I have a loud ass voice that's
• 41:11
  also like when I get like that too, I'm like, dude, I'm done.
• 41:15
  Like I don't, I don't wanna. And like here's the thing.
• 41:17
  I don't even try to be loud like this.
• 41:19
  Like I, no, I, I think if I, I think this is technically where
• 41:24
  a lot of people talk like right here, like, but this, this is
• 41:29
  not, this is not natural to me. This, this feels as though I'm
• 41:33
  sitting here like, like I'm talking to a child that just did
• 41:35
  something wrong. I'm getting down on their level.
• 41:37
  I'm being like, look, buddy, you can't be flipping off, you know
• 41:41
  your teachers. You can't be throwing chairs at
• 41:43
  them. Like I'm trying to reason with
• 41:45
  you. I'm trying to like get on your
• 41:46
  level. That's just, that's just like
• 41:49
  too quiet for me. This is where I'm normally at.
• 41:52
  Yeah, no, I get that. I don't know if people have ever
• 41:54
  noticed that if I like just, you know, like Pandora's box, I just
• 41:57
  opened it. I, I, I, if I, if I'm talking
• 42:00
  quietly, it's because I'm forcing it.
• 42:03
  This is this is like my my normal voice but like like
• 42:07
  normal voice level too. Speaking of your voice, there
• 42:11
  was someone. I don't remember if it was on
• 42:13
  the the the part on this channel or the other one, but they're
• 42:16
  like, yeah, Jimmy, you should talk more.
• 42:18
  Kevin's voice is annoying. And I'm like.
• 42:20
  Why are you here then? I'm like, here's The thing is,
• 42:24
  is this is the whole thing. There's no more.
• 42:27
  There's nothing else that's going to happen other than this
• 42:30
  right now. Like it's it's you talk, then me
• 42:33
  talk and then we, we continue that forever.
• 42:37
  Like that's, that's what it is, that's.
• 42:40
  The idea? That's the entire idea.
• 42:42
  So that guy really needs to evaluate what he's trying to do.
• 42:47
  Look, I apologize, but you probably should not be watching
• 42:50
  this then. You can't be watching.
• 42:52
  This I am the other half of the wall friends.
• 42:55
  I'm wall friend #2. OK, let's clarify that for a
• 42:58
  second. OK, 'cause I need to talk about
• 43:00
  this too, because Speaking of wolf friends, the name.
• 43:02
  OK, they are. Wolf friends, I guess.
• 43:04
  They are the wolf friends. OK, savvy lobster 3412 OK, he
• 43:08
  was the one who initially said wolf friends with no space,
• 43:11
  right. He was saying something along
• 43:14
  the lines in a in the comment of our last video saying that, you
• 43:19
  know, this name is creepy because we need space between US
• 43:22
  and the audience for like the parasocial stuff.
• 43:24
  And, and let me remind you this, this name is his name.
• 43:28
  We we took it just added a little bit of a spice to it with
• 43:32
  a space. This is his thing that he
• 43:34
  thought of telling us that it's parasocial.
• 43:37
  And first and foremost, we didn't, we did create the space.
• 43:41
  OK, That is the space wall Friends has a space.
• 43:45
  Second of all, it's ironic. The wall is the space.
• 43:47
  The wall is the space. It's ironic.
• 43:50
  We're not happy about this. OK, let me make that very
• 43:52
  crystal clear. We're we've never been
• 43:55
  comfortable and fine with people listening to our conversation in
• 43:58
  the wall, but that's why we sarcastically named them our
• 44:02
  wall friends because I guess they're here.
• 44:06
  They're our friends. They're our wall friends.
• 44:07
  Wall friends is ironic. OK, it's I just need to say
• 44:12
  that, but I don't want there's no parasocial relationship here.
• 44:16
  OK, We're not they're not our real friends.
• 44:18
  They're our wall friends. They're not something that we
• 44:20
  invited. Can we agree on that please?
• 44:23
  Yeah, just like the bees that were in my wall technically were
• 44:27
  the wall friends. But if anything, I I feel as
• 44:30
  though just to kind of piggyback off of it, you guys can consider
• 44:33
  yourself to be a hive of currently about four 4600 bees
• 44:38
  living in my wall. You guys can think of yourselves
• 44:42
  like the bees in the wall. Yeah, and you know, that's the
• 44:45
  the hive will grow if you let it.
• 44:48
  I think we should let the hive grow.
• 44:49
  It could grow. Yeah, We can let it grow.
• 44:52
  And if we need to get a thicker wall, we'll get a thicker wall.
• 44:55
  It's not a big deal. That's just the way it it is
• 44:58
  right now. But it's fine.
• 45:01
  Oh, I dude, I forgot about this. This was actually really
• 45:03
  devastating for me the other day.
• 45:05
  So it was Mother's Day last Sunday, I think, Yeah.
• 45:10
  That's right. And I, I went to dinner with my
• 45:14
  mom and her mom, you know, Flynn was there, my stepdad was there
• 45:18
  and his mom. So we went to this restaurant.
• 45:21
  It was a steakhouse. You know, I, I, they give
• 45:23
  everyone iced water. If you go to a steakhouse,
• 45:25
  they're giving everyone iced water every time without, you
• 45:27
  don't have to ask for it. So this particular 1, you know,
• 45:32
  steakhouses, I think they look down on straws.
• 45:35
  OK. They don't like straws because
• 45:37
  they're not fancy. The plastic straws don't fit the
• 45:40
  fancy steakhouse aesthetic, which is OK, whatever.
• 45:43
  I sip my water that has ice in it.
• 45:46
  So, you know, it kind of looks like little icy.
• 45:49
  You know what ice looks like, right?
• 45:51
  You've seen it before. I've seen ice, yeah.
• 45:53
  All right, so it's, it's water with ice at the top.
• 45:55
  So I go and, you know, drink it. And sometimes the ice gets in
• 45:57
  your mouth. You know you, you have the ice.
• 45:59
  It's in your mouth now. Very familiar experience.
• 46:02
  Yes, so I had that happen to me and I noticed after I swallow
• 46:09
  that there's still a a piece of something like under my lip and
• 46:13
  I'm like, oh, is it? I was like, that's not that's
• 46:16
  not ice. That's I pull it out and there's
• 46:20
  a piece of glass from the the the cup and I looked down and
• 46:25
  there's a chip in the cup and so.
• 46:28
  Sounds like free steaks right there.
• 46:31
  You'd think, right? You'd think, because I'm sitting
• 46:34
  there thinking, OK, I don't know if I just swallowed glass or
• 46:39
  not, because if you swallow any glass of any size, that's scary
• 46:43
  as hell. That's a serious problem.
• 46:46
  So I, we call the waiter over and we show him this, you know,
• 46:50
  we put the glass on a plate, show him the cup, say, hey, this
• 46:54
  just was in my mouth. This I from the water cup.
• 46:58
  And so the manager comes over and he gives me his card and
• 47:01
  he's like, look, dude, like if anything, you know, if you
• 47:03
  start, like if anything goes wrong, like you're feeling sick
• 47:08
  or anything like that, just please like let me know, you
• 47:11
  know, blah, blah, blah. And so I'm just like, these
• 47:13
  motherfuckers better put a a mouth in glass discount on the
• 47:17
  check or absolutely what the hell, They didn't.
• 47:20
  There was nothing. We got a free dessert.
• 47:23
  We got a free dessert. OK, well, OK, but.
• 47:26
  Here's The thing is, the free dessert wasn't because of the
• 47:29
  glass, it was because it took so long to get our food out.
• 47:32
  That's. It wasn't even related, dude.
• 47:34
  It wasn't even related to that. Wow.
• 47:38
  I had to. And the whole time I'm sitting
• 47:40
  there freaking out, wondering if I swallowed a piece of glass or
• 47:44
  not, waiting to feel like a a stabbing in my stomach.
• 47:48
  I'm like sweating sitting down in this booth in this dark
• 47:52
  steakhouse, waiting to feel agony.
• 47:55
  And I'm like just wondering when it's going to come in.
• 47:57
  Every little like every little twinge I feel in my body, I'm
• 48:01
  like, I'm, I'm dying. I got to go to the hospital
• 48:03
  right now. Like that's crazy.
• 48:04
  I just swallowed glass, dude. Luckily I'm fine.
• 48:07
  I don't think I swallowed a glass.
• 48:08
  And if I did, it was small enough to the point where I just
• 48:12
  didn't feel. It kind of passed through.
• 48:14
  It was probably just chipped off, but that being said that
• 48:18
  glass to me would be tasting like A at least one free steak.
• 48:23
  That's what I would dude. That's crazy.
• 48:26
  If I wasn't like internally freaking out, I would have said
• 48:30
  something, but I was just like you.
• 48:32
  Could have made us go home. You could have made us scene
• 48:35
  dude and no and no one would have blamed you.
• 48:37
  Dude if the table next to me got that glass or something like who
• 48:41
  knows what would have happened like screaming yelling they
• 48:43
  would have ruined the dinners for everyone and then they would
• 48:46
  have gotten sued. They would have gotten sued
• 48:49
  because they got glass in their their.
• 48:51
  Mouths. No, no, no, no.
• 48:53
  The building, the restaurant, the restaurant would get.
• 48:57
  Sued because they fed someone glass.
• 48:59
  Yes they would. You could.
• 49:01
  Sue someone that they accidentally put glass in their
• 49:03
  mouth? Yeah, yeah.
• 49:06
  Thrown all our patrons dinner here you you're going to court
• 49:10
  yeah it's not yeah they. Wouldn't do that, I don't think.
• 49:13
  No. But you know, part of me was
• 49:15
  kind of thinking like, OK, look, if I do suffer something from
• 49:19
  this, if I feel my stomach getting stabbed inside and I
• 49:24
  need to go to the hospital, I might think about taking some
• 49:27
  action. I I.
• 49:28
  I am. I feel like I, I might have like
• 49:31
  if it came to that, I would you if you drank water from a glass
• 49:35
  at a restaurant like and then it and then it injured you heavily.
• 49:40
  If you're fucking me up with some glass and I'm like sitting
• 49:44
  there like I'm in the worst pain ever, yeah, I don't think I'm
• 49:48
  thinking about that in the moment.
• 49:49
  But after I'm thinking, I'm thinking like, I got to go back
• 49:53
  there and be like, where's your manager?
• 49:56
  I, I, I would, I would get, I'd get bitchy at the very least.
• 50:00
  At the very least I'd get real bitchy.
• 50:01
  But that being said, I mean, I guess it depends on how much it
• 50:06
  fucked you up, you know? Yeah, they're paying at least
• 50:09
  for the hospital bill. Oh yeah, absolutely.
• 50:13
  Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.
• 50:15
  Which I think. Especially if it's like,
• 50:18
  especially if it's like a big sort of chain, you know what I
• 50:22
  mean? Yeah.
• 50:23
  Yeah, they they want that to go away real quiet.
• 50:26
  Yeah, yeah, I was. I wasn't too happy about that.
• 50:30
  Maybe it was. Kind of gave me a vicious amount
• 50:34
  of anxiety that night of wondering because we were
• 50:37
  looking it up and it's like, yeah, you'll know.
• 50:39
  You're in the clear from, you know, one to three days.
• 50:41
  And I'm like, you got to be shitting me.
• 50:43
  I'm not going to freak out for three days, dude.
• 50:45
  I just. Love that, but it just gives you
• 50:46
  the broadest possible thing. It's like, yeah, I, I was like
• 50:51
  trying to clean up like a bunch of weeds the other day.
• 50:53
  And I was like, oh, that that could be like Poison Ivy type of
• 50:57
  thing. Because like, I cleaned it all
• 50:59
  up and it's like, Oh yeah. Like if you were exposed even
• 51:04
  for 5 minutes, you know, you could have spread it big time.
• 51:08
  So here's the thing. You got to wait until at least a
• 51:12
  couple hours, if not the end of the day.
• 51:14
  You'll know by 72 hours if you're good.
• 51:17
  Like it just kept getting bigger and bigger.
• 51:19
  It's like, OK, yeah, dude, dude, they, they love that 72 hours
• 51:24
  safe answer on anything. Yeah, it's very safe to answer
• 51:28
  that. It's like, yo, no, we said we
• 51:30
  told you 72 hours. Yeah, you can't say nothing to
• 51:33
  us. One guy's going to have it
• 51:34
  happen on that 73rd hour and then that website's going to get
• 51:37
  sued. And I hope it does.
• 51:39
  You hope it does. After all they've done, I hope
• 51:41
  it does. That website, this unnamed
• 51:43
  website that's full of a piece of shit.
• 51:47
  You never swallowed glass, right?
• 51:50
  Think about that dude. I, I've I've had well look, I've
• 51:56
  had some pretty terrible things get swallowed without me wanting
• 52:02
  to to do it. Look, I, I, I I'm gonna put like
• 52:07
  this. I'm gonna put like this.
• 52:09
  I, I have a a fake tooth back here.
• 52:13
  That tooth had to come out either through like oral surgery
• 52:18
  and then get replaced. Yeah, or it had to fall out
• 52:22
  naturally. OK.
• 52:25
  I was a stupid 18 year old. Lot of lot of lot of bad things
• 52:29
  I was doing when I was 18 and. Terrible year for you.
• 52:31
  Terrible. Terrible year for me.
• 52:34
  It rotted out of my head. What?
• 52:38
  The tooth rotted out of my head. What does that mean?
• 52:40
  It rotted out of your head. I feel like it's very OK.
• 52:42
  So I'm going to be very explicitly clear.
• 52:44
  I'm not going to linger. On it too much.
• 52:46
  It's not in your head, it's in your mouth.
• 52:48
  So what does that mean? OK, your mouth is on your head,
• 52:51
  so tech it. It rotted out of my mouth, out
• 52:54
  of my head. She's out of your mouth.
• 52:55
  Yeah, I don't think you need. To OK, it's a more dramatic way
• 52:58
  of saying it. All right, you're going to call
• 53:00
  me on the way. That's not a.
• 53:02
  Dramatic way of saying it? That's just a confusing way of
• 53:05
  putting it, no? People understand.
• 53:07
  People understand what I'm. Crazy.
• 53:08
  That's so much more severe. I feel like if it comes out of
• 53:11
  your head, that's death. All right, now, look, maybe I'm
• 53:15
  being too dramatic in One Direction.
• 53:16
  I think you're being too dramatic in the other.
• 53:18
  If a tooth comes out of your head, you're not.
• 53:20
  It's not because you just died, all right?
• 53:23
  I just I think it's. My mouth are you happy?
• 53:25
  It slowly it slowly start chipping out of my mouth.
• 53:28
  See what you're trying to say? All.
• 53:30
  Right. Look, I know what you're saying.
• 53:31
  I know you're saying that like, OK, your head, your here's your
• 53:35
  mouth and it's there. But when I think of head, I've
• 53:39
  never ever thought about my mouth with that word.
• 53:42
  I've never associated my mouth anything really below my eyes to
• 53:47
  my head. So it sounds like it's mainly a
• 53:49
  you problem. Is it though?
• 53:51
  Is that really it? Yeah, maybe.
• 53:53
  It could be. I'm not a scientist.
• 53:55
  I don't know what's going on. Maybe this is like, like, you
• 53:59
  know, in your region of the world that it's a, it's a taboo.
• 54:04
  It's a weird thing, but in my region people will be saying
• 54:07
  shit like that all the time. Yeah, this is a West Coast thing
• 54:10
  we don't consider. Mouth.
• 54:11
  We don't consider the mouth apart of the head over here.
• 54:14
  That's weird for me. It's like the pop.
• 54:16
  It's like a pop versus soda thing.
• 54:18
  Mouth is. Everything from here up is the
• 54:21
  head and this is just the weird part you don't talk about.
• 54:25
  Yeah, we try and we try and forget.
• 54:27
  That's there if we can. If we can, we don't like that.
• 54:30
  So to answer your question, I've swallowed teeth, I've swallowed
• 54:33
  metal before. I've definitely had some sort
• 54:35
  of. So you swallowed the tooth?
• 54:38
  Yes, but you said it came out of your head.
• 54:41
  Yeah, slowly, bit by bit. Dude, you are really messing
• 54:45
  this story up for yourself. I'm not, I'm not.
• 54:48
  I'm gonna okay, I'm trying to, oh man, I'm trying to dance
• 54:52
  around a little bit because I'm not trying to like be gross
• 54:54
  about it, but you've basically forced my hand here.
• 54:59
  I was chewing gum. I had a root canal and I was
• 55:03
  chewing gum and then the gum got hard.
• 55:08
  And then I wondered, why is this hard?
• 55:10
  I take the gum out. There's a part of my tooth I'm
• 55:13
  like, Oh my God, that's disgusting.
• 55:17
  And then I continue to do nothing about it.
• 55:19
  And then other times I would be eating and I saw I swallowed
• 55:23
  something hard and I was like, that was probably the tooth
• 55:24
  again. And my mom kept telling me, you
• 55:28
  got to go and get this tooth, you know, get that removed and
• 55:33
  yet another tooth put in. But the problem was the only
• 55:36
  solution that my insurance was offering was that they would
• 55:40
  bridge it. They wouldn't pay for a like a
• 55:44
  fake tooth going in. They would bridge it, which like
• 55:47
  like maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but it's basically you
• 55:49
  kill like if, if this tooth is the one that's causing the
• 55:54
  problem and this tooth is fine, you kill this tooth in addition
• 55:58
  to this tooth being already dead.
• 56:00
  And then you tie them together basically.
• 56:03
  And so you're like, you guys are going to be buddies.
• 56:05
  You're going to be fine. You bridge the 2 teeth together.
• 56:09
  And so basically the only solution I had was because I
• 56:14
  didn't have money back then, was you can bridge this tooth and
• 56:18
  kill another one of your teeth and then you'll have no problems
• 56:22
  anymore. But I'm like I don't want to
• 56:24
  kill another tooth in the process.
• 56:27
  I mean, at that point just get a new mouth like it's.
• 56:29
  Just yeah, no, just buy a mouth, the mouth market.
• 56:32
  Start over from from scratch. There's no way that you need to
• 56:35
  be doing that. So instead of instead of that,
• 56:39
  by the way, I decided that I would push it off.
• 56:42
  I literally, you know, that whole thing where you're like,
• 56:44
  I'm going to let my older self deal with this, you know, that
• 56:47
  whole, that whole like train of thought.
• 56:49
  I do, yeah. I, I've never let myself do that
• 56:52
  to myself again after that because you eventually become
• 56:55
  that older self and you're like, I hate that little guy.
• 56:57
  I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
• 56:58
  Because I did do that. And then I maybe when I was
• 57:04
  about like 24, like 5-6 years later, whatever it is, all my
• 57:07
  teeth were shifting and I was starting to have a, a real
• 57:10
  problem And I needed to get Invisalign to shift everything
• 57:16
  back because but if I didn't do anything, my teeth were going to
• 57:19
  just keep shifting forward and forward and forward.
• 57:22
  And it was going to be like all like fucked up.
• 57:23
  Like my teeth were eventually going to be like this.
• 57:26
  Well, I mean, the bottom row would have been fine, but the
• 57:28
  top would have been like this. So it wouldn't have connected,
• 57:31
  you know, supposed to connect like this.
• 57:33
  It would, it would have connected like that.
• 57:34
  Now it would have looked all effed up.
• 57:36
  And I was like, I'm not going to do that.
• 57:38
  Like I'm going to go and do it. So instead of killing one tooth,
• 57:43
  I decided that it would be smarter if I sat there in pain
• 57:47
  for six years, occasionally eating teeth, and then
• 57:51
  painstakingly go through getting Invisalign, having my teeth
• 57:56
  shift over the course, shift back over the course of two
• 57:59
  years, then getting a cap put in.
• 58:05
  Where the hell? It's like basically you have to
• 58:07
  kill the root. And then like having a basically
• 58:09
  I turned one surgery into 5 surgeries after it was all said
• 58:13
  and done and it cost me a lot of money.
• 58:16
  That insurance. Did not cover and the Long story
• 58:21
  short, if you ever get the the feeling that I should let my
• 58:26
  later self deal with it, do not listen to that urge because you
• 58:30
  are going to hate yourself. You're going to do one of these,
• 58:32
  you know, paint yourself like like to punish yourself.
• 58:35
  You're going to punish yourself in some way if it's not the
• 58:37
  massive amount of pain you put yourself through, which I did
• 58:40
  meddle in teeth to answer your question.
• 58:43
  Yeah, you're supposed to do the opposite, actually.
• 58:45
  Like you're supposed to think, oh, future me is going to love
• 58:48
  me right now for this decision I'm going to make.
• 58:50
  Like you supposed to no one. Thinks like that though.
• 58:52
  No one thinks like that but. You are supposed to, but you're
• 58:54
  supposed to. I never think like that either.
• 58:57
  I I try. I try and live in the present.
• 58:59
  Want to know the only people that think that that way?
• 59:02
  Youtubers. They're correct, maybe.
• 59:05
  Like the Youtubers that make those like Here's how to improve
• 59:08
  your life with all these steps. I'm about to tell you 5
• 59:11
  different ways. Yes, I'm talking about people
• 59:14
  that work out though. Those people are like I I love
• 59:19
  myself to the point that I want my future self to be happy.
• 59:23
  No one else is thinking that they want their future self to
• 59:25
  be happy. Yeah.
• 59:26
  Do we like that, that that they do that, or are we upset that
• 59:29
  they are like that? So do we like or are we mad at
• 59:34
  people for improving their own health?
• 59:37
  I'm going to say we are pissed about that.
• 59:39
  OK. I was going to, I was going to
• 59:40
  ask because you know, the way you kind of put it, you're like,
• 59:43
  you know, that's those are people that work out and I'm
• 59:46
  like we're so we're we're upset at that.
• 59:49
  Like we're. That that being said.
• 59:51
  Those are our enemies now. I I no.
• 59:54
  I I've recently started working out again, but not nothing
• 59:57
  serious. OK, thank God because I was
• 59:59
  going to start getting real mad at you for being you.
• 1:00:02
  Yeah, yeah. No, it's nothing serious.
• 1:00:04
  You can't, you can be a little pissed at me.
• 1:00:06
  You you can have like a little bit of resentment, but nothing
• 1:00:08
  crazy like like you can let it fester for a while and and make
• 1:00:11
  it out to be a a way bigger deal than it is.
• 1:00:13
  You can do that. I'll calm down for for the
• 1:00:15
  moment. Yeah, yeah, let it.
• 1:00:17
  Let it simmer over the course of multiple weeks.
• 1:00:19
  OK, I will. Yeah, but I will say, dude, as
• 1:00:23
  someone that's worked out on and off for most of his life, it
• 1:00:28
  fucking sucks because it's like it's it does make you feel
• 1:00:32
  better, dude. Once you do it for a while it
• 1:00:34
  does. But it's like, yeah, it's like
• 1:00:36
  who has time in the fucking day to do it?
• 1:00:38
  Like if you, if you have time to do it.
• 1:00:40
  And don't get me wrong, you always do you realistically.
• 1:00:44
  Always. Do.
• 1:00:44
  Have you have an hour to figure something out in?
• 1:00:47
  In the day you do, yeah. But but then there's the other
• 1:00:51
  part of it where it's like you, you have to, you're like, I'm
• 1:00:54
  not going to go to the gym and then eat like crap all this time
• 1:00:57
  because it's like, you know, why am I eating like crap?
• 1:00:59
  I'm working out for no reason. So then you have to eat healthy.
• 1:01:01
  So you got to commit to, you know, basically being a lot
• 1:01:05
  better to yourself. It's a big commitment.
• 1:01:08
  And it's like, it's so good for you to do.
• 1:01:09
  But making that, like, initial leap is like the hardest thing,
• 1:01:13
  dude. Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Like pulling teeth. You don't want to do it.
• 1:01:17
  No, but. You got it.
• 1:01:18
  Sometimes a lot of. Maybe we should have named it
• 1:01:20
  Whale Mouth. We're talking a lot mouths
• 1:01:22
  today. No, we're not.
• 1:01:23
  A whale. We're not talking about a whale
• 1:01:24
  mouth though. Yeah, no, we're actually done
• 1:01:27
  talking about teeth now. OK, yeah, it's not even going to
• 1:01:30
  be brought up ever again, not even not for today.
• 1:01:34
  So something terrible happens. Maybe we should have named this
• 1:01:36
  one. Fuck my slug life though.
• 1:01:37
  You're right, you know. Yeah, I think that was that was
• 1:01:41
  a really nice name. I was really excited about fuck
• 1:01:44
  my slug life. And I know people are really
• 1:01:45
  upset that we didn't go with that, but I feel like that's,
• 1:01:47
  that's going to be something that, you know, the, the current
• 1:01:50
  audience carries with them from now on, they're going to
• 1:01:53
  remember fuck my slug life and it it's going to be a, a, a, a
• 1:01:56
  knowledge database that only they have together.
• 1:02:00
  It's a bond that they were here for so.
• 1:02:03
  You're the it's kind. Of nice.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah, that's kind of nice. That being said, you're not
• 1:02:07
  allowed to name a channel. Fuck my slug life.
• 1:02:09
  They don't let you do that on YouTube.
• 1:02:11
  Yeah, that's going to end. It's terribly.
• 1:02:13
  It's very. Bad.
• 1:02:14
  It's very bad for the the algorithm and for the fact that
• 1:02:18
  you can't physically name anything.
• 1:02:20
  Fuck my slug life. Yeah, and don't get me.
• 1:02:24
  Wrong. If this was a different type of
• 1:02:26
  world we were living in, we'd go right for it.
• 1:02:29
  But you got to blame the platform.
• 1:02:31
  Not even a question. We'd go right for it.
• 1:02:33
  Go right for it so fast. Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  There'll be a nice close knit community that knows of FM SL.
• 1:02:40
  FM S. L they'll they'll call it the
• 1:02:42
  other little code name for it. Speaking of the our our first
• 1:02:47
  episode, which you brought up at the beginning of this, it's been
• 1:02:53
  an hour actually. Yeah, that one guy saying that
• 1:02:56
  it's only in the last five episodes.
• 1:02:58
  Like dude, even if we hate each other by episode 7, we're
• 1:03:03
  squeezing out at least 5 episodes.
• 1:03:06
  We're we're going, we're going to episode 6.
• 1:03:09
  Well, technically like, like we're going 6 episodes for me
• 1:03:11
  until like episode 11 and there's nothing you can do to
• 1:03:16
  stop us. And if we dissolve after that,
• 1:03:17
  we we had the last laugh. Yeah, even if it means we hate
• 1:03:21
  each other by the end of it. Yeah, no, that guy really
• 1:03:23
  screwed himself by saying that. I, I think people really
• 1:03:27
  underestimate that the taunts like the the taunts they have
• 1:03:31
  and the effect that they have on people and how horribly it can
• 1:03:35
  come back and bite them because I have screenshots saved of
• 1:03:39
  people saying certain things. And you're waiting to do the
• 1:03:41
  things I'm waiting. To do the thing, yeah, I'm
• 1:03:43
  waiting to do the thing because it feels nice.
• 1:03:46
  Because, you know, there's not, there's not many people that can
• 1:03:48
  like that, that get handed that to them.
• 1:03:50
  Like, you know, if I wasn't doing YouTube or anything like
• 1:03:53
  that, no one's going to be coming up to me at my office job
• 1:03:56
  saying you're not going to do this, you little bitch.
• 1:03:59
  Like no one, no one's going to be saying any this.
• 1:04:01
  I'm in the only position that gets told stuff like that.
• 1:04:04
  So I'm going. To embrace it feel just like
• 1:04:07
  kind of like a little rude about something.
• 1:04:09
  I'm not saying he was, for the record, that that guy, he he
• 1:04:12
  said it. Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  He no, he said it respectfully. I was cool with that.
• 1:04:16
  But he did say it respectfully, and that's what made it worse, I
• 1:04:18
  think, for me, yeah. Well, here's the thing dude,
• 1:04:22
  because you know, you may realize this, you may not
• 1:04:25
  realize this when you say something like that.
• 1:04:28
  If that, if that YouTube is committed, you are helping them
• 1:04:32
  narratively build something up. And in a way you're helping
• 1:04:36
  them, but you're also screwing yourself.
• 1:04:39
  Yeah, because it's going to come back and bite you on the ass
• 1:04:43
  because that episode 11 rolls around.
• 1:04:47
  That screenshot's the first thing it gets fucking talked
• 1:04:50
  about. Oh my God, dude, we're going to
• 1:04:52
  literally put it on screen and it's just going to stay there
• 1:04:54
  for an indefinite amount of time.
• 1:04:56
  Like, we're not going to even talk about when it's going to go
• 1:04:58
  away. Yeah, I'm so excited for it.
• 1:05:01
  And, and, and just to let you know, the amount of planning and
• 1:05:04
  organizing that has gone into this for a weekly schedule, you
• 1:05:10
  like you said, even if we fucking hate each other five
• 1:05:12
  weeks from now, dude, we are doing this every week.
• 1:05:14
  It does not matter. We are, we are here to stay.
• 1:05:18
  We're committed. No, this is happening, all
• 1:05:20
  right. It's, you know, I would maybe be
• 1:05:24
  like, you know, if I was still doing the editing, you know, I'd
• 1:05:27
  be like, Oh well, you know, it'll take a while, but we'll
• 1:05:30
  get it out. But no dude, now that we're set,
• 1:05:35
  dumbass episode. 11 Here we come.
• 1:05:38
  Episode 11 might as well be coming out now like it's it's
• 1:05:41
  all right. Just consider it out like it's
• 1:05:43
  that's so easy to get to dude. Sometimes I'll see I'll see
• 1:05:46
  podcast started and they'll label it like episode 001
• 1:05:52
  implying. They're going 100.
• 1:05:54
  That they're going at least 100. Well, like, oh damn dude, that's
• 1:05:58
  so much pressure like that's crazy.
• 1:06:01
  That's a crazy thing to do. Like that's a.
• 1:06:03
  Wild thing to do. Yeah, like even if you record
• 1:06:06
  weekly, that's, I mean that's almost two years worth if you do
• 1:06:09
  one a week. That's crazy to do.
• 1:06:12
  God, yeah, that's. Over 2 years, yeah, you gotta.
• 1:06:17
  Give people credit. You know, they're making it to
• 1:06:18
  episode 3 and they're burning it out bright and fast.
• 1:06:21
  But you know, if you see 001 in anything, you know that shit
• 1:06:26
  does not have a a long life, shelf life at all.
• 1:06:31
  That that shit is crashing and burning real quick.
• 1:06:36
  Yeah. The, the way you have to do that
• 1:06:37
  though, is you have to go once you hit 100, then you go back
• 1:06:41
  and start editing them to say 001 to show how cool you are.
• 1:06:45
  They like you people think that you committed that long, but
• 1:06:47
  like you actually went back as soon as you accomplished it.
• 1:06:50
  And then like when, when we hit 100, I'll go back and change it
• 1:06:55
  to 001. It'll be cool.
• 1:06:57
  Here's here's the thing. Yeah, we will.
• 1:07:01
  Definitely I'll, I, I have 100 episodes in me.
• 1:07:04
  I have probably have more, but people got to subscribe and like
• 1:07:10
  and comment on this. Otherwise we're not talking to
• 1:07:13
  our fucking selves. OK?
• 1:07:17
  That's all I'm saying. If, if people are eventually
• 1:07:20
  like these guys fucking suck, then I'll be like, word, we're
• 1:07:26
  out. Thanks.
• 1:07:27
  Thanks for listening to us for a minute.
• 1:07:29
  How many people have to say that before we stop forever like the
• 1:07:32
  majority of them? Well, I I'm saying look every
• 1:07:35
  single video can have and this is not something I'm saying to
• 1:07:38
  do. No, if if I'm saying to do
• 1:07:41
  anything, I'm saying tell me what color shirt I need to buy
• 1:07:43
  next. I'll buy you 8 of them.
• 1:07:45
  That's what I really want. I'm going to be reading every
• 1:07:47
  comment looking for those shirt color suggestions, maybe even
• 1:07:50
  good deals. All right, maybe this is where
• 1:07:53
  I'm going to start doing my couponing.
• 1:07:55
  Maybe you guys will help me figure all that out, but I just
• 1:07:58
  totally derailed. Dude, well I'm glad you did
• 1:08:01
  because that just reminded me this could be the first time
• 1:08:04
  where we do like an opposite sponsor where everyone else
• 1:08:07
  comes with to us with their codes and we fucking we go out
• 1:08:11
  shopping dude. Yes, that's a good idea.
• 1:08:13
  I did remember though guys. Take it.
• 1:08:16
  Get going. What were you to say?
• 1:08:18
  No, you're going to make me forget again.
• 1:08:20
  No, no, no. You got to get on it.
• 1:08:22
  Oh, I got to get on it. Basically, you're voting with
• 1:08:24
  your view is what I'm trying to say.
• 1:08:26
  Doesn't matter if you guys are sitting there and saying doesn't
• 1:08:29
  matter how much I love you guys, I also hate you or something
• 1:08:31
  like that. But you're voting with your
• 1:08:34
  view. So you're watching if you're
• 1:08:37
  watching and you're with. Your with your watch time too
• 1:08:40
  even if you don't like listening just put it to 1%.
• 1:08:43
  Just leave it on for a little bit.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah. Yeah, that's important.
• 1:08:46
  How many people listen to this while driving?
• 1:08:49
  At least one person, right? Statistically speaking, one.
• 1:08:52
  Person. Oh yeah, this is that's, that's
• 1:08:55
  gonna be a there's gonna be a chunk of an audience doing that
• 1:08:58
  for sure. A chunk, yeah.
• 1:09:00
  People drive places, man. People.
• 1:09:01
  Fucking. Drive.
• 1:09:02
  Yeah, that was like my favorite thing to do.
• 1:09:04
  I I used to listen to a a hockey podcast called Spit and
• 1:09:07
  Chiclets. It's still going but when I was
• 1:09:09
  in college and I'd I'd have to drive.
• 1:09:13
  Podcast Name of the world's ticklets.
• 1:09:15
  Yeah, dude is a good ones Good. It's like we can't go back to
• 1:09:19
  teeth, but that's exactly what that means.
• 1:09:23
  You had a long drive too. You had a long.
• 1:09:26
  Drive. Oh my God, the the drive from
• 1:09:29
  the university to the hockey rink.
• 1:09:31
  Sometimes it was 50 minutes if we were going to one of the
• 1:09:35
  rinks and the other one it was it was 70 minutes.
• 1:09:39
  I was like, what the fuck? So I would listen to a whole
• 1:09:42
  podcast episode like halfway done with it there and halfway
• 1:09:46
  back and every every time I drive.
• 1:09:49
  So it's podcasts are great to listen to while you're driving,
• 1:09:51
  but I think there's a lot of people that are listening while
• 1:09:54
  they're driving. A lot of truckers.
• 1:09:56
  Lots of truckers, yeah. Dude, when they they're stopping
• 1:10:00
  at that truck stop for that perfect orgasm too, Dude, it's
• 1:10:03
  it's growing on you. I knew it.
• 1:10:05
  I knew it was growing on you. Dude, it's not growing on me.
• 1:10:08
  It's just how the world works, all right?
• 1:10:09
  It's very different. This is the truck.
• 1:10:11
  Stop orgasm dude, people love that.
• 1:10:13
  Dude, there's going. To be one guy asking to rename
• 1:10:16
  this the truck stop orgasm and I'm he's going to have my vote.
• 1:10:19
  You might not have your vote. You know, it's got to be
• 1:10:21
  unanimous, but I'm just saying, you know, I, I like, I like that
• 1:10:25
  name. It's supposed to be a band name,
• 1:10:26
  but it's supposed to. Yeah, also, I, I guess we never
• 1:10:31
  really talked about this, but I think there might be some people
• 1:10:34
  coming here listening and thinking that, you know, we're
• 1:10:37
  about to talk about a bunch of Runescape stuff which an hour
• 1:10:40
  and 10 minutes or so into this. I hope they've realized by now
• 1:10:44
  that no, we're not. No, look, we are serious about
• 1:10:49
  this. This, this is just you guys
• 1:10:51
  listening to a conversation that would be happening if it wasn't
• 1:10:54
  recorded. I'm not kidding.
• 1:10:56
  That's just what. It's ironically true.
• 1:10:59
  Yeah, I know. So if if Runescape happens,
• 1:11:01
  that's the. Premise for this, by the way,
• 1:11:03
  when when he and I were talking at like Jag X were like, dude,
• 1:11:08
  we would basically like if we were to ever do something like
• 1:11:10
  that, like we would just talk how we're normally talking,
• 1:11:14
  yeah. 'Cause there were so many times
• 1:11:16
  that just over the years that I was like, dude, this
• 1:11:20
  conversation is so funny. We should like people would love
• 1:11:24
  listening to this, Like people wait to hear our voices on our
• 1:11:28
  videos. But we should do that like we
• 1:11:31
  should do. We should record ourselves just
• 1:11:33
  talking and see what happens and we.
• 1:11:34
  Do a long time. Yeah, I tried.
• 1:11:37
  I tried for a long time. Kept saying no dude for like a
• 1:11:40
  long time. It was falling on deaf ears.
• 1:11:43
  And then he said it again and I was like, I, I don't know why,
• 1:11:48
  dude, maybe this is a lesson, You know, if someone says no 75
• 1:11:54
  times, keep asking. They'll eventually say.
• 1:11:56
  That 76 is coming up. 76 is. Coming up, it's.
• 1:12:00
  A golden number. Dude, I I was just talking to
• 1:12:03
  Jake too, before this, and I think it'd be perfect to have
• 1:12:06
  him on as well. Oh yeah, Like he he because he
• 1:12:10
  also said he would do it. Oh yeah, and and you.
• 1:12:14
  Know what I'm going to say to him?
• 1:12:15
  I'm going to say don't even think about wearing a snap back
• 1:12:18
  on camera you piece of shit. Because every time he came on
• 1:12:21
  camera for anything he used to just put his webcam on.
• 1:12:24
  He used to just put his webcam on in discord and make all of us
• 1:12:28
  look at him for some reason. I don't know what that was
• 1:12:30
  about, but he'd always be wearing his hat.
• 1:12:33
  He. Doesn't do wear hats anymore
• 1:12:35
  like like he he has. He has a hat that just says
• 1:12:37
  space on it. He's one of those guys.
• 1:12:40
  I like I like the hat a lot. I like the hair on.
• 1:12:42
  I wear hats inside too, but only because it blocks this light
• 1:12:45
  sometimes when I'm like when I'm streaming or something.
• 1:12:49
  Some people look good in hats. You know, I'm going to go ahead
• 1:12:52
  and say I don't know if I would classify him as looking good in
• 1:12:57
  a hat, but he doesn't look bad in a hat.
• 1:12:58
  You would definitely look good in a hat.
• 1:13:00
  Thank you. Thank.
• 1:13:01
  You my wife looks good in hat too.
• 1:13:02
  I do not dude. Like you don't think so?
• 1:13:04
  No, I, I think. You can look good in a in a dad
• 1:13:06
  hat, I think. I think you felt that.
• 1:13:08
  Yeah, I think so, yeah. I I think you just you wear the
• 1:13:12
  wrong hat. We got to spin up this merch and
• 1:13:15
  it's. Just for.
• 1:13:15
  You and me. It's not for anyone else.
• 1:13:17
  Yeah. Funny enough.
• 1:13:18
  I'm not kidding dude. I want 8 wall for a wall friend
• 1:13:21
  shirts and then a wall friend's hat.
• 1:13:23
  And I'm going to try wearing that hat one day, and we're
• 1:13:26
  going to get the crowd's consensus.
• 1:13:28
  OK on it. Yeah.
• 1:13:29
  Again, this is not some soft launch for a merch for everyone.
• 1:13:34
  I'm being serious. I only want for me and him.
• 1:13:36
  Yeah, no, this is yeah, Don't get your hopes up.
• 1:13:38
  Like, this is our thing. Stay out of it, OK?
• 1:13:41
  We're not going to spring this on people.
• 1:13:43
  And it's a podcast. People know it's coming.
• 1:13:45
  It's not a podcast. Shut up.
• 1:13:47
  Cut that out, Ginge, and cut back here.
• 1:13:55
  It's, you know, when two people talk and they're in the, you
• 1:14:00
  know, in a call and they start posting it, You know, sometimes
• 1:14:03
  these calls, they could become premium, you know, there's some
• 1:14:06
  premium access and oh. You're going there.
• 1:14:09
  Yeah, and it's it's going to happen eventually.
• 1:14:13
  I'm not going to say when, but. There's been a lot of plans.
• 1:14:18
  I will save my getting kicked out of high school.
• 1:14:22
  Well suspended not kicked out was never kicked out My my
• 1:14:26
  suspended from high school stories for that I guess I'm I
• 1:14:30
  have multiple. What a what a marketing pitch,
• 1:14:34
  guys, if you want to hear how I got kicked out of high school.
• 1:14:37
  Not a little care, no, I will talk.
• 1:14:39
  I'll just talk about that next time.
• 1:14:40
  Realistically, because like I, I do, I do think eventually
• 1:14:44
  people, people would if I, if I tell the story, because I told
• 1:14:49
  you multiple times that story. I.
• 1:14:51
  Don't remember. You don't remember.
• 1:14:53
  You're going to learn it again one day.
• 1:14:54
  It again? Yeah, I'll learn it again.
• 1:14:56
  You're going to learn it for free just like everyone else.
• 1:15:00
  OK, good. No, but I do want to eventually
• 1:15:05
  start up a little some little little Patreon action.
• 1:15:10
  That would like the discord and everything and just like we can
• 1:15:13
  kind of get topics. I do like the idea of having a
• 1:15:16
  discord for us and that's where you know, we get you know, ask
• 1:15:21
  you guys what you want us to talk about because here's the
• 1:15:24
  thing we're not above talking about Runescape.
• 1:15:27
  Obviously we both do it for a living, but when we're playing
• 1:15:32
  Runescape, we're not talking about it.
• 1:15:34
  That's all I'm. Saying yeah, no, I I like
• 1:15:37
  talking about current, current events of Runescape when it's
• 1:15:41
  happening, but it's. True.
• 1:15:43
  But like, yeah, dude, I, I can only take so much Runescape.
• 1:15:45
  I can't just talk about it all the time.
• 1:15:47
  I'll go crazy, you know I. Can, but I I also don't need to.
• 1:15:52
  No, realistically if it's, but if it's all because OK, let me
• 1:15:57
  let me put it this way, OK, My Runescape videos and the scripts
• 1:16:03
  I'm doing is especially right now is so in depth.
• 1:16:07
  There's so much research about lore and looking at the books
• 1:16:11
  and getting citations. I don't want to talk about it
• 1:16:14
  more than I have to right now because I will go crazy.
• 1:16:16
  OK. As of right now, that's valid.
• 1:16:18
  Yeah, that's that's valid. Two months ago, sure dude.
• 1:16:21
  I'll I'll have many conversations about it, but.
• 1:16:23
  Right now I'll make your way background.
• 1:16:25
  I'm. Going to balance it right now.
• 1:16:26
  Yeah, yeah. Did Jake show you the website?
• 1:16:31
  He's made for that, by the way. No, I want to go do that.
• 1:16:34
  Check this out I'll I'll link it too so people can look just oh
• 1:16:38
  just type in your browser, do OSRS dot place and now search
• 1:16:42
  any word in there and it will pop up all of the dialogue in
• 1:16:47
  the game whether it's in a book or from an.
• 1:16:49
  MP searching Jim Wait, Jake made this?
• 1:16:52
  Yes, this is for surviving Gillenor.
• 1:16:55
  He made a website that you can search up any word and it will
• 1:16:59
  show anytime that word pops up in any dialogue, whether it's a
• 1:17:02
  book or an NPC talking. It's awesome.
• 1:17:04
  Jake is our smartest friend and it's not even close.
• 1:17:06
  It's not even close. He should be a billionaire, but
• 1:17:08
  he's going to stay not a billionaire.
• 1:17:10
  Be goodie, but that guy I've not heard from in a minute.
• 1:17:14
  So Jake has been promoted. That guy's missing, probably.
• 1:17:19
  I don't know what happened to him.
• 1:17:20
  I'm kind of worried. That's that's just true.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, anyone here is from I think.
• 1:17:27
  He's fine. He's he's just taking a hiatus
• 1:17:30
  or whatever, but look at the very off chance, on the very,
• 1:17:34
  very off chance he listens to this dude come back.
• 1:17:38
  Yeah, dude, we you, you got to say something.
• 1:17:40
  Yeah, we miss you. That's all.
• 1:17:42
  Dude, this is crazy. I'm going to type the word
• 1:17:43
  penis. Oh, he's tried that, Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  So human, get back to the slave pens.
• 1:17:49
  Very. Close, yeah.
• 1:17:50
  So it's a it's a fuzzy search. So if you if you type in penis
• 1:17:53
  like pens will, it's close. Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Did he put the syntax on there yet of like the let me see he
• 1:18:02
  was working on like making it so.
• 1:18:05
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you press the question
• 1:18:07
  mark, that's new. If you press the question mark
• 1:18:09
  next to the search, it'll tell you how to get the exact phrase,
• 1:18:13
  so you put it in quotes to make sure that it's the exact thing.
• 1:18:17
  Oh, this website's cool. Yeah, it's going to be awesome
• 1:18:21
  for people to like, look into the lure.
• 1:18:23
  You just fit your shit out. Surprisingly dude this was like
• 1:18:27
  a 10 hour project for him. Like this was not.
• 1:18:30
  That that just that's not like surprising.
• 1:18:33
  Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just search nuts.
• 1:18:36
  Lot, a lot of dialogue talking about nuts.
• 1:18:39
  Yeah, there's a. Ton of nut talk in Runescape,
• 1:18:41
  Actually, yeah. Wow, that's great dude.
• 1:18:44
  Yeah, no, this is a game changer.
• 1:18:46
  This is an actual game changer for the series because this is
• 1:18:48
  like it shows all of the the books too, like all of the books
• 1:18:52
  that you find in random bookcases and like in the in the
• 1:18:55
  PRIFF library that you'd never go and just go look at really.
• 1:18:59
  Like I didn't go back in the library after Song of the elves.
• 1:19:02
  I don't even know how to get back there right now.
• 1:19:03
  Like I I've never been in there afterwards so.
• 1:19:07
  You can go back. You just go talk to Michael
• 1:19:09
  Mcfucknuts, I think, or something and you get Michael.
• 1:19:12
  Mcfucknuts But I didn't have any reason to talk to him after the
• 1:19:14
  quest, so like I. Get that?
• 1:19:16
  Yeah. So I've never been there.
• 1:19:18
  Dude this is a cool fucking website.
• 1:19:20
  That's. What I'm saying dude, I got the
• 1:19:21
  domain like OSRS dot place is pretty sick right?
• 1:19:24
  Like that's a cool one. Great fucking domain and dude.
• 1:19:26
  And then it links directly to the fucking wiki page.
• 1:19:31
  Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll do it.
• 1:19:32
  It'll take you to the to the transcript.
• 1:19:34
  That's. How he made it he.
• 1:19:35
  Just he, I think he called it scraped, scraping it.
• 1:19:39
  I don't know. Yeah.
• 1:19:40
  No, he definitely just, he had to scrape it for that.
• 1:19:42
  Yeah, yeah, there's a 116,381 OS Rs dialogue boxes.
• 1:19:48
  That's cool as fuck. He said that he was also gonna
• 1:19:52
  add like he was thinking initially he was gonna add the
• 1:19:54
  examine text to it too, but he said that that made it like
• 1:19:58
  800,000 fucking like entries and it slowed it down.
• 1:20:02
  I'm like, dude, don't do examine text.
• 1:20:04
  Like don't. We don't need that.
• 1:20:05
  Don't worry. About it extra work yeah dude,
• 1:20:08
  that's I love all the random websites that have been popping
• 1:20:11
  up for for Runescape. I will say dude, like like there
• 1:20:14
  there's like a bunch of different like games.
• 1:20:15
  There's like the the music game where you like find it randomly
• 1:20:18
  in game. I like the like the guess where
• 1:20:22
  people are. I forget always artists, yes,
• 1:20:25
  Sir. And there's like the NPC guests.
• 1:20:27
  There's so many good ones dude. Like you you, you.
• 1:20:31
  You won't find this shit in World of Warcraft bro, Like no.
• 1:20:33
  Dude, this much? No, no, those guys.
• 1:20:36
  They're too busy worrying about parses or whatever that means.
• 1:20:40
  Parses. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:20:43
  It's something I think that's like measuring how good you are
• 1:20:46
  during a raid. Pretty sure it is what that
• 1:20:48
  means. Said anything to me and I
• 1:20:49
  wouldn't have been able to relate so it's OK.
• 1:20:51
  Purses. Purses is the same thing.
• 1:20:53
  Same shit about it, yeah. Same shit dude.
• 1:20:55
  Who's going to be our first guest on this podcast?
• 1:20:58
  I don't know someone that doesn't like us.
• 1:21:00
  Really. So you want to make someone
• 1:21:02
  that's immediately combatant towards us?
• 1:21:04
  You want to make them? Well, they might not even want
• 1:21:07
  to. Come on.
• 1:21:08
  If that's that'd be the. That's the fun part for us
• 1:21:10
  though, is just convincing them. The first first case, I guess
• 1:21:13
  you want to give us a headache and try to get someone that
• 1:21:16
  doesn't want to come on. Yeah, I want to.
• 1:21:17
  I want to make us feel bad about ourselves, make them say some
• 1:21:21
  terrible shit to us beforehand. We'll figure it out.
• 1:21:24
  We'll figure out who we want. What you want on And let's be
• 1:21:27
  real, it has to be a Runescape player.
• 1:21:29
  Does it? No, OK, it doesn't.
• 1:21:32
  We don't even talk about Runescape.
• 1:21:33
  But that being said, some of that realistically that's our in
• 1:21:36
  is that someone that does play Runescape and play, oh, I know
• 1:21:42
  these two people. Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Or you can just go for the gold. Let's just like, see if like
• 1:21:47
  Barack Obama wants to join. Barack Obama might join us.
• 1:21:50
  Yeah, he's, he's a very controversial guy, though.
• 1:21:53
  Like he's really, he says a lot of stuff that goes against
• 1:21:57
  YouTube terms of service, I heard.
• 1:21:59
  Yeah, every time there's a reason he doesn't go on podcast
• 1:22:02
  is because he just he loses his filter every time he he goes on.
• 1:22:04
  Really. Oh, dude, it's bad.
• 1:22:06
  Yeah, yeah, really nice tweets. He makes some great tweets.
• 1:22:11
  But dude, I've heard some horror stories about the things he says
• 1:22:15
  into a microphone, man. Like he just now that he's not
• 1:22:18
  president, like he just lets it loose, let's it fly.
• 1:22:21
  Dude, he's got all the passes. He thinks like it's crazy.
• 1:22:24
  You. Think you know a guy I guess
• 1:22:26
  but. Yeah, that's, I don't know, man.
• 1:22:28
  He he can air, he can air out all the beef if he wants to.
• 1:22:32
  Come on the wall, friends. He is more.
• 1:22:35
  Than more than welcome to join us as as one of our first guests
• 1:22:38
  I do think people would enjoy listening to Jake though yeah I
• 1:22:41
  think I think people like this cool Jake yeah say.
• 1:22:45
  Yeah, Jake, I foresee him becoming I feel like every like
• 1:22:51
  big, not that this is a podcast, but when I see a podcast,
• 1:22:56
  there's always like a guy in the corner somewhere like that.
• 1:22:59
  They cut to like once every episode, like saying something
• 1:23:02
  he. Could be the.
• 1:23:03
  Corner guy. Yeah, dude, we could say
• 1:23:06
  something to him and then he just sits there like he doesn't
• 1:23:08
  do anything. But we acknowledge that he's
• 1:23:10
  there for a second. Yeah, he could be that guy.
• 1:23:13
  We'll call him Jake. Me.
• 1:23:14
  Yeah, we don't have to call him Jake.
• 1:23:15
  Me. Really.
• 1:23:18
  Yeah, I think probably this Jake's good.
• 1:23:19
  I would love that as a corner guy.
• 1:23:21
  Unfair. Well, no, he's not getting paid.
• 1:23:22
  No, we're paid, so we're. Really not.
• 1:23:26
  Actually, no, it's yeah, no, we cannot get paid.
• 1:23:28
  Costing us money and it's probably going to for a bit.
• 1:23:31
  Yeah, yeah, we're, we're in the red.
• 1:23:33
  Everybody you've really. Got you've got to subscribe
• 1:23:35
  you've. Got to subscribe to us man.
• 1:23:37
  You got it. Please God, you guys are doing
• 1:23:40
  this to us. This this painful thing you're
• 1:23:42
  doing? Listening through the wall.
• 1:23:45
  And we're paying the price for it.
• 1:23:47
  Like, what is that? That's crazy.
• 1:23:52
  No one does that except for us. Except for us.
• 1:23:56
  OK I I will say this though, if there is a runescape topic you
• 1:24:00
  do want us to discuss and get really hyper specific about no
• 1:24:03
  fucking PvP. Yeah, we're.
• 1:24:06
  Talking about that. Here.
• 1:24:07
  Alright. No, no, no one wants to talk.
• 1:24:09
  About no one wants to talk about that.
• 1:24:11
  If I can get real hyper specific about other shit though alright.
• 1:24:15
  Like like Jimmy'z already made a whole video on towns he'd live
• 1:24:18
  in. I'm willing to get very hyper
• 1:24:20
  specific about some shit. I will listen to to the comments
• 1:24:24
  on that if you guys have something.
• 1:24:26
  I've asked you guys to comment four different types of things.
• 1:24:28
  You guys, you're welcome to to have four different types of
• 1:24:30
  comments if you want. I'm completely OK with that.
• 1:24:33
  I will read all of them. Yeah, you can.
• 1:24:34
  You can comment four times. There's nothing against that.
• 1:24:37
  Maybe space them out a little bit so that YouTube doesn't
• 1:24:40
  think you're a bot, which you might be, I don't know.
• 1:24:44
  You're welcome. To watch too, though, it's fine.
• 1:24:46
  Oh, people were really impressed with us not knowing about bees
• 1:24:49
  and Hornets and Wasps. Dude, I actually brought that up
• 1:24:52
  to my wife, Yeah, the other day. What did she say?
• 1:24:54
  Did she say no? I knew that and I was like,
• 1:24:56
  there's no way you knew that. And she was like, I only knew
• 1:24:58
  that because I had like a whole like lesson on it.
• 1:25:03
  Oh, OK, That's not fair though. Yeah, that's not fair.
• 1:25:07
  That doesn't count. Yeah, no, she got paid to learn
• 1:25:10
  that. There's a guy, I'm not going to
• 1:25:12
  name him. He knows who he is.
• 1:25:14
  Dude. He comments like 4 times on
• 1:25:16
  every single one of my second channel videos and every comment
• 1:25:20
  he makes is just being a little bit disappointed in me just a
• 1:25:23
  little bit. It's something that I'm doing
• 1:25:26
  wrong. It's not my dad for a fact, I
• 1:25:28
  know that, but he could he. This guy has been around for a
• 1:25:33
  long time. He's been, he's on the VOD
• 1:25:36
  channel, he's over on on my second channel and now he's over
• 1:25:38
  here and every time he comments as he listens and he finds
• 1:25:44
  something that he doesn't like every time and he is always
• 1:25:49
  back. Always back every time.
• 1:25:52
  I don't know if he's enjoying his time here.
• 1:25:53
  I can't tell. I don't know.
• 1:25:57
  I'll, I'll give him, I'll give him credit, though.
• 1:26:00
  You know what? Like he's still showing up for
• 1:26:02
  you. He's.
• 1:26:03
  Showing up and I. Appreciate that.
• 1:26:04
  That's the guy. Look, there's people in life
• 1:26:07
  that you want in your corner, even if it's uncomfortable.
• 1:26:11
  Yeah, no, people. That are going to call you on
• 1:26:12
  your shit. That's that guy.
• 1:26:15
  OK, but to be fair, only about like 20% of the things he calls
• 1:26:18
  out are even reasonable in the 1st place.
• 1:26:20
  I disagree with what he's saying a lot.
• 1:26:22
  I'll say that I'm not afraid to say that I, I'll, I'll stand my
• 1:26:25
  ground, OK, I, I say a lot of things and if I, if I need to
• 1:26:30
  take them back, you're going to have to pry it out of me.
• 1:26:32
  I'm really bad at taking things back.
• 1:26:35
  No, not really, but it depends. I'll I'll stand my ground.
• 1:26:40
  I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
• 1:26:42
  I. I'll definitely take something
• 1:26:44
  back if I didn't know anything about.
• 1:26:46
  It yeah, if I don't know anything about it, but if it's
• 1:26:48
  my opinion about something, unless, unless I'm learning all
• 1:26:51
  this new crazy information that wasn't really publicly available
• 1:26:55
  or something, then yeah, I'll, I'll take that back.
• 1:26:58
  So you're saying your opinions have weight to them because
• 1:27:00
  you're actually thinking about what you're saying.
• 1:27:02
  Yeah, usually I try, I try to think.
• 1:27:06
  I don't think you're doing a good enough job.
• 1:27:07
  You didn't convince me of that until now.
• 1:27:10
  Also what is this guy talking about Tiny Rick he said Love you
• 1:27:12
  both but Kev calling himself out is so real and appreciated.
• 1:27:15
  The personal growth is great. Guys, what is what?
• 1:27:18
  Did I say? I don't know.
• 1:27:20
  What did you what did you call yourself out on?
• 1:27:22
  Did you even mean to if you did? I don't know what he's.
• 1:27:25
  Look here, here's this time I'm going to answer this question
• 1:27:29
  for you, OK? For the past five months, yeah.
• 1:27:35
  Or so of my life. Yeah.
• 1:27:37
  My wife has sworn that she has told me things and I say I, I
• 1:27:42
  always respond saying you did not say that to me.
• 1:27:45
  And after about 30 seconds, I'm convincing.
• 1:27:48
  I'm like, you actually did say that to me.
• 1:27:50
  I my memory's shot right now. Yes, this is what happens when
• 1:27:56
  you don't sleep that much. My memory.
• 1:27:59
  Is shot. Yeah, the kid thing I forgot.
• 1:28:02
  So look, if I had a personal growth moment, that's great.
• 1:28:07
  Here's the thing. I I carry lessons with me even
• 1:28:11
  if I forget how I learned that lesson.
• 1:28:14
  Like if, if I like if I jam my finger in a door, you know, And
• 1:28:22
  because I'm sure we've all done that when we were kids.
• 1:28:24
  I don't remember the last time I did, but I will not put my
• 1:28:27
  finger in that door. So if I have personal growth, I
• 1:28:30
  might not remember why I had that personal growth, but I I
• 1:28:33
  still carry that with me. Don't miss your comment.
• 1:28:36
  Thank. Thank you for for acknowledging
• 1:28:38
  that. Yeah, you're a good guy, is what
• 1:28:40
  he's basically saying. Yeah, I appreciate that.
• 1:28:43
  I'll take that compliment. Thank you.
• 1:28:45
  Yeah, I I like people that realize that people can grow,
• 1:28:47
  you know? Yeah, I think, I think there's a
• 1:28:49
  lot of people that, you know, think that there's no going,
• 1:28:52
  there's no changing. So there's no you are the same
• 1:28:56
  person. You're the.
• 1:28:58
  Exact same person at 17 and at 32 exactly.
• 1:29:02
  Yeah, no, yeah, you've that 18 year old version of you.
• 1:29:06
  He's still there. He's he's still.
• 1:29:09
  Not listening to his mom. Does not know how to talk to
• 1:29:12
  women. Does not listen to his mom.
• 1:29:13
  He's he's not great. He's not a great guy, not.
• 1:29:16
  A great guy, dude and. Here he is not not reformed,
• 1:29:20
  just right there. Right here.
• 1:29:23
  Oh, there was a lot. I forgot about the moose talk.
• 1:29:26
  Dude, we talked a lot about that moose for a long time.
• 1:29:30
  I'm not going to go back to it. I'm not going to continue
• 1:29:32
  talking about it. Do you have a new one for us or
• 1:29:34
  a new scenario? Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Did you think about that? You said you were.
• 1:29:37
  Going to I I do have a new scenario, but it's not no like I
• 1:29:41
  I tried it out and Jake right before and he's like, that's
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  really bad dude. Don't bring that up.
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  Did he give you an alternative he usually has?
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  One I didn't like his either. This is how he came to truck
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  stop orgasm, he said. Like if you think about like
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  you're driving a truck and the brakes cut out and you're going
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  downhill. And I was like, yeah.
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  And then what? He was like, work from there.
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  I'm like, there's nothing to work with.
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  What am I? What am I doing?
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  What am I putting Jimmy in? What sort of situation am I
• 1:30:07
  putting him in? I'm just basically killing him
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  in the situation. I.
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  Guess what? Would you OK, fine here?
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  If you're in a truck and it's going to crash into something,
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  you'll be fine. But it's crashing into one
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  thing, the other thing, or both things go down.
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  You'd rather rather crash into, let's say, a school.
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  Are you doing a trolley situation right now?
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  Yeah. Are you doing a trolley lever
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  problem? But.
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  This is truck without brakes. Look, I will come back with the
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  strongest possible situation maybe, but are you crashing into
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  the school or are you crashing into the hospital?
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  I I have an I have an answer for this.
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  This is a terrible one. This is awful.
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  But go ahead, go give your answer.
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  No, you have to give your answer first.
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  I'm not going to let you. I'm not going to.
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  Answer that's a terrible one. It's just terrible. 2 terrible
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  things happening. The first one that you gave was
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  a survival thing. Whether I would do it or not
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  like that, that's a that's a cool one to like put myself in
• 1:31:12
  that position of like you get a really nice reward if you try
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  this out, but you could die. This one's like who who you
• 1:31:19
  killing that doesn't deserve it. This is Jake scenario though.
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  I I told you it wasn't. This is terrible.
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  This isn't good. It wasn't.
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  Good. Well, can you give yours at
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  least? What was the one that he didn't
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  like of yours? Not it's, it's not.
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  He really. He really?
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  Made me see it wasn't good. Dude.
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  It was. It was a crock of shit, I'm
• 1:31:38
  willing to admit that. Here's the thing, the.
• 1:31:40
  Answer to this question though, at the very least is you crash
• 1:31:44
  into the school. Here's why you crash into the
• 1:31:45
  school. If it's summer, automatically no
• 1:31:47
  one's there. If it is any time past 3:00 PM,
• 1:31:52
  basically no one's there. All right, so at at worst,
• 1:31:56
  you're just you're just destroying a first grade grade
• 1:31:59
  classroom. Like maybe, maybe they just have
• 1:32:01
  to all scooch in, you know, and be in one first grade classroom.
• 1:32:05
  Dude, now that you're close to the camera, you got some nice
• 1:32:08
  skin. You got some shiny.
• 1:32:09
  Fucking real shiny. When I get close.
• 1:32:12
  Yeah, dude, you got a nice one. I'm going.
• 1:32:14
  I'm back here. I'm fine.
• 1:32:15
  Yeah, dude, I I've been getting real tanned by accident.
• 1:32:19
  How are? You getting tanned by accident
• 1:32:21
  just. Going for walks with my wife
• 1:32:22
  every day. My baby.
• 1:32:25
  And like I just. Dude, I told, I told Flynn that
• 1:32:28
  you, you, you do 7500 steps every day and she's like, how's
• 1:32:33
  he do that? And I'm like, well, he walks.
• 1:32:35
  She's like, yeah, but but how? What do you mean how he walks
• 1:32:40
  in? Yeah, his.
• 1:32:42
  Legs you just start and then you don't stop until you hit the
• 1:32:44
  number. Yeah.
• 1:32:44
  And then she made like a growling sound, like she was
• 1:32:47
  upset at that, like as as if that like pissed her off that
• 1:32:49
  you walked to get the steps. And I was like, I don't know
• 1:32:51
  what you were expecting him to do.
• 1:32:53
  I I do the easiest version of it, you just.
• 1:32:56
  Walk. I think it was the 45 minutes to
• 1:32:59
  an hour part that really threw her off, that she didn't.
• 1:33:01
  She did not like that part, Yeah.
• 1:33:03
  No to be fair, like it's really good for your brain though like
• 1:33:08
  to just being out for like an hour like it clears your head in
• 1:33:12
  the best way possible. Yeah, if we're at the point over
• 1:33:15
  here, though, where if we want to walk, we have to start waking
• 1:33:18
  up so early to do it because once it hits like 8:30 AM, Oh my
• 1:33:22
  God, dude, it's it's nauseating to go outside.
• 1:33:26
  Like it's actually messed up. Yeah, Is not.
• 1:33:29
  Get a walking pad dude, those are great.
• 1:33:31
  Yeah, I yeah, She was talking about one of those because I
• 1:33:34
  remember your little wife had had that going on.
• 1:33:37
  That's right. Yeah, I remember Facetiming you
• 1:33:39
  guys. She was on it.
• 1:33:41
  I moved it. I I could have shown you, could
• 1:33:44
  have shown you me walking on a pad that no one would have cared
• 1:33:46
  about. But no, it's gone.
• 1:33:48
  Dude, I really like this comment from Z Mac X he goes best of
• 1:33:51
  luck to you both. The podcast Nisha is a dog eat
• 1:33:53
  dog world out there. Really, I'm like, I don't, I
• 1:33:58
  mean podcasts. Tearing each other down.
• 1:34:00
  I, I I. I would have thought that it was
• 1:34:02
  not really like that. Like I, I, I feel like what's
• 1:34:04
  there to really, you know, compete with, like, I mean.
• 1:34:10
  Other people talking, I guess I don't.
• 1:34:12
  Know yeah like getting guests on like I.
• 1:34:16
  I don't know if look, if look here's here's if we get into a
• 1:34:21
  scuffle with another podcast, which we're not one.
• 1:34:24
  So that's weird. That's already a point against
• 1:34:28
  them. Then you guys are kind of
• 1:34:31
  obligated to jump in for us because you're the ones causing
• 1:34:35
  this. So don't.
• 1:34:38
  Organize, don't pre organize. I hate mom.
• 1:34:42
  Oh. We don't do that.
• 1:34:44
  Well, we don't have a destination for them.
• 1:34:46
  So it's, I mean, we'll just load them up and we'll send them out
• 1:34:49
  what we need to. Oh my God.
• 1:34:51
  Yeah, it's fine, dude. Just get them.
• 1:34:53
  Get them ready. You know, you got to train your
• 1:34:55
  soldiers before sending them off to war, you know what I mean?
• 1:34:59
  It's fine. Look, I I do not want anyone
• 1:35:01
  shitting on other people and we don't.
• 1:35:04
  Have anyone for you to shit on? OK, it's fine.
• 1:35:07
  All right. And we'll never true it's it's.
• 1:35:10
  Look, you want to shit on something, go shit on the the
• 1:35:12
  concept of empty calories. Dude, Go, go, go get fucking mad
• 1:35:16
  at Kellogg's. Dude, look at all their cereal
• 1:35:18
  that the things like corn is supposed to have fiber.
• 1:35:20
  They remove the fiber out of all their cereal.
• 1:35:23
  So you're eating empty calories for a while.
• 1:35:25
  For a while. Oh, they brought it back though.
• 1:35:28
  No, they didn't bring it back. So why'd you say for a while
• 1:35:31
  that implies it's not like that anymore?
• 1:35:33
  No it this has been going on for a while.
• 1:35:36
  Oh like it's been like this is so stupid dude I hate English
• 1:35:40
  sometimes it's so confusing. No, no, we don't.
• 1:35:43
  We don't get the point across when people are trying to.
• 1:35:45
  Learn language. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:47
  Also, a lot of people are really, you know, they're
• 1:35:49
  scratching their heads. The fact that on our page, our
• 1:35:54
  YouTube channel page, in the playlists, one of the playlists
• 1:35:58
  is named like it's it's labeled as a podcast on there, which
• 1:36:03
  look, I don't have control of what that says.
• 1:36:06
  That's not me doing that. It's not an admission.
• 1:36:09
  It's not me, you know, letting you guys win here.
• 1:36:13
  That's just what it does. It just puts it like that.
• 1:36:15
  I just don't think I can do about it.
• 1:36:17
  I can't relabel a whole system that's just stop getting excited
• 1:36:21
  over things that aren't real. It's.
• 1:36:22
  Weird dude. Oh look at that, we rolled up
• 1:36:24
  the 4.6 case subscribers. I want to see at least a million
• 1:36:29
  from this one. If we don't hit a million by
• 1:36:32
  next Friday, I'm pissed off. I will be mad.
• 1:36:36
  That's all I'm gonna say. Yeah, I will come up with a
• 1:36:40
  scenario for you next time. Probably.
• 1:36:43
  You should. Probably come up with a with a,
• 1:36:44
  a multitude of them. Like just constantly be
• 1:36:46
  brainstorming this like like rewire your brain to.
• 1:36:49
  Constantly be I've had a busy ass week.
• 1:36:51
  I, dude, normally, normally I'm, I'm listening off some fucking
• 1:36:55
  bullshit scenario every day and I could just be writing it down
• 1:36:58
  then, but I, I have not been doing that in a minute.
• 1:37:04
  But look, I, I'll, I'll start the machine up again and I'm
• 1:37:07
  gonna, I'm gonna just keep putting you in some fucking life
• 1:37:10
  or death situations for some good amount of money, like
• 1:37:13
  $50,000 at the very least. And we're gonna get one person
• 1:37:17
  and 1 lucky person in the audience will get to pay that
• 1:37:20
  that fee to you. Yeah, also that guy that
• 1:37:24
  somewhat named our our podcast, he's not getting the $0.38
• 1:37:29
  'cause he left that that very hateful filled comment.
• 1:37:32
  About. About parasocial, so he's kind
• 1:37:37
  of maybe we'll give that $0.38 away to someone else that.
• 1:37:41
  'D be great. Maybe not guaranteed.
• 1:37:44
  Subscribe dude, look, here's my closing thought.
• 1:37:47
  Have you ever thought to yourself, if a million people
• 1:37:53
  give me $1.00, I will have $1,000,000 and then I'm willing
• 1:37:58
  to do that for five more people. So we make 6 people and, and
• 1:38:02
  then the changes keeps going. I, I paid $5 out of out of, you
• 1:38:07
  know that chain. I gave 55 people $1.00 each.
• 1:38:12
  Like we, we could make millionaires overnight, right?
• 1:38:16
  Like have you ever thought about that scenario of like?
• 1:38:18
  I've definitely thought about the like one person giving a
• 1:38:21
  dollar because that's what, that's what Wikipedia does
• 1:38:23
  sometimes. They're like, if everyone just
• 1:38:25
  gave us this amount of money, we'd have this much and we could
• 1:38:28
  be awesome. It's like, dude, what?
• 1:38:30
  Yeah, we we got a Wikipedia people.
• 1:38:32
  Yeah, that that doesn't work anymore.
• 1:38:34
  Dude. There's no way they're getting
• 1:38:35
  money from people that way are. They maybe they.
• 1:38:38
  Are. Maybe they are.
• 1:38:40
  I don't know, I I'm sorry Wikipedia, I've never donated.
• 1:38:43
  No and I. You seem to be fine.
• 1:38:45
  They they've donated to other things, other good causes.
• 1:38:49
  Yeah. Not.
• 1:38:50
  Reading high quality information in a very easily to digest
• 1:38:53
  format. I I have not read the actual
• 1:38:55
  real life wiki in a while, but I I've read the Runescape one all
• 1:38:59
  the time. I'll give them my dollar, dude.
• 1:39:01
  I'll give them my dollar. They're.
• 1:39:04
  The wiki team is fucking goaded the the OSRS wiki team.
• 1:39:07
  They are the fucking best. Dude, yeah, there's, there's no
• 1:39:09
  one even close like I, I always get, I always get shocked when I
• 1:39:13
  see another game's wiki and it's like, it's it's 1% of the
• 1:39:18
  quality, like the OSRS one. It's crazy.
• 1:39:21
  Yeah, All right. Well, I guess we shouldn't
• 1:39:25
  linger around too long. Yeah, everyone, let's consider
• 1:39:30
  this whole dollar theory, guys. We can make a lot of people
• 1:39:33
  happy here. Yeah, let's what are we, what,
• 1:39:37
  what do we want them to do for that exactly?
• 1:39:39
  Like we just pick like a bunch of like, I don't know, like 20
• 1:39:43
  random people out of a million just, you know, like, and here's
• 1:39:49
  the thing, I basically just invented the lottery with this,
• 1:39:52
  OK? Because let's say you pay $20
• 1:39:57
  and now you have a 20 and a million shot to win that, to win
• 1:40:01
  $1,000,000, OK. And so $20 million enters. 20
• 1:40:06
  happy contestants leave. I guess I just invented the
• 1:40:09
  lottery again. Yeah, that is the lottery.
• 1:40:11
  Yeah, everyone. It's gambling.
• 1:40:12
  You're inventing gambling. Don't gamble.
• 1:40:14
  Thanks for watching guys. We'll see you next week.
• 1:40:16
  Yeah, see you later. Everyone.
• 1:40:17
  Don't gamble. This isn't going to happen.
• 1:40:20
  The lottery already exists and we're not endorsing it.
• 1:40:22
  Thanks for watching and listening.
• 1:40:24
  Bye.