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What would you steal from TJ Maxx? 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: So here's the deal.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not trying to promote you to become a criminal or do criminal things.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is more like that fantasy thinking that you have to except for the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because being even around somebody who steals, I'm like, mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't want I don't want anything to do with that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But ple yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't want guilt by association or or be guilty by association.
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  SPEAKER_01: But this guy in in Florida, he goes into a TJ Maxx clean's house, luggage, uh, Michael Kors sandals, uh oh, the list went on and on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Seven, what'd you say?
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  SPEAKER_02: $728 worth of stuff?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just about$800 worth, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which uh so they got him.
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  SPEAKER_01: The cops got him and this and that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then it brought up an interesting question.
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  SPEAKER_01: It actually brought up two interesting questions.
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  SPEAKER_01: One was with the love affair that women have with TJ Maxx, can you name, is it the experience of going in and wandering, or can you name one thing that you know all in the fantasy world that we'd be living in that you just steal right away?
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's the harder question because My perfume would fit really easily in my bra.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I mean, there's that.
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  SPEAKER_01: But also, am I not right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's a let's go in and wander store.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's uh it's comfort shopping.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't some okay, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: There are times you go to TJ Maxx when you need a pot or a pan, and you're like, I'm going here, or I'm going to Home Goods because, well, quite frankly, I don't want the Walmart experience, but I know it's some quality, but yet I know where it is, you know?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I want a false-smelling candle and a scrub daddy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that happens too.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm finding it more difficult to name for people to name the one thing at TJ Maxx they would, well, basically, you know, sticky fingers out with.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh well in my fantasy world, yeah, I can name something.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were able to name the perfume, and and again, all fantasy world, you were able to name the perfume.
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  SPEAKER_01: But again, being a wandering store, it's not built like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you're where you're like, I'm going in to steal that television from Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's telling me what to buy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of Walmart, what?
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  SPEAKER_00: A friend of mine, he was the slickest clepto I have ever met.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, one day he tells me, he's like, I need a ride to Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, fine, that's that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just don't steal anything, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm going in.
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  SPEAKER_00: He goes, Well, I just I can stay in the car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna be down here.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then like two minutes later, like the gas station.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, all right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we have two bottles on the inside of his hand.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then he pulled out two more bottles somehow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know where, but altogether had six bottles of liquor in his hand.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: His pants must have been good haul.
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  SPEAKER_02: At his knees.
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  SPEAKER_02: Liquor is a very heavy bottle.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know how he did it, but was it the like the Mr.
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  SPEAKER_02: Boston's and it's the the flask-size ones?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the only alcoholics drink.
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