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128: Q&A - Same Cow · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: H m hmm.
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  Speaker 2: You little.
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  Speaker 3: A little moist?
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  Speaker 1: Oh goodness over there looking at chall what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Saying questions?
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  Speaker 3: The questions I think I got. I think I found
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  Speaker 3: a good question.
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  Speaker 1: Why these questions? Ask this question? These questions.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. Afraid that.
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  Speaker 1: What's his name?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? From wilding Out and him and him and Chico Bean.
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  Speaker 3: I don't watch the wild Out his brother.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I know about you. But you know
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  Speaker 1: chick Bean, Philip, his brother Philip. They used to have
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  Speaker 1: little skits and whatnot while you watch.
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  Speaker 2: Him prior to him, prior to.
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  Speaker 3: This is about episode was season sixty five whil Out
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  Speaker 3: Probably listen. I watched it when it first started back
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  Speaker 3: in like twenty two thousand and eight, two thousand nine,
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  Speaker 3: when I was still in college, back when MTV was
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  Speaker 3: still airing Your Mama.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot all about that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I didn't. I watched Your Mama? Remember next, Room.
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  Speaker 1: Room Raiders, Room Raiders? I remember remember that?
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  Speaker 2: What else?
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  Speaker 3: What else was MTV Aaron airing back in like two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and eight, twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Ten, Going inside of people Houses line, Hey, come check
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  Speaker 1: out my crib?
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  Speaker 3: Remember Fear Fear MTV Fear they would go to like
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  Speaker 3: hanted hant in abandoned houses, present insane asylums.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped watching him because I don't like stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: You can CONSTI your spirits and stuff like that to
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  Speaker 3: your house.
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  Speaker 1: By doing stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I think I got enough spirits.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I ain't want to say it, but.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm welcome to this week's episode of Finding Our
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  Speaker 3: Daspeak the podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: He's so shady, I'm not give us free. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that wasn't even sugar.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Y'all just be doing stuff to do it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm your host, Brandson Card, and I'm joined by one
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  Speaker 3: of my favorite people in the world. How do you
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  Speaker 3: feel this week?
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  Speaker 1: Some I'm here ya same, I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: I'm breathing.
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  Speaker 3: It's how to sell out side. So we're dying but
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  Speaker 3: we're here. No, no, no, don't beat that to existence.
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  Speaker 3: Were living.
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  Speaker 2: Just hot, It's just it's hot, hot, hot and human.
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  Speaker 1: But it's that kind of heat. You gotta put a
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  Speaker 1: little extra powder under your titties. It's hot, you said,
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  Speaker 1: under the lift, separate them and lift?
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  Speaker 3: How you do it?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? It's hot you're trying to figure while I
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  Speaker 1: was patting the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 3: Power.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that hot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, hope my ain't over up there.
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  Speaker 2: That's a high coach.
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  Speaker 1: That's a high coach.
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  Speaker 3: Something something stranger things have happened.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, aroon belly buttons right here, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He miss you.
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  Speaker 3: Aron is on Daddy Dude this day, so.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks I ain't gonna crack on his because he
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  Speaker 2: ain't him.
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  Speaker 3: You be cracking on his ass enough. But we have
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  Speaker 3: to return return guest host A shut hold on this
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  Speaker 3: combibulated and you know what I mean, up trying to
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  Speaker 3: kill me? You know, you know I'm injured easily. You
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  Speaker 3: don't take much. Poor thing lord fighting through an injury
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  Speaker 3: right now, y'all can't see it, but it's here.
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  Speaker 2: We still didn't figure out how to happened.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was doing some ball head whole hit
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  Speaker 1: and he just won't tell us that.
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  Speaker 2: That's why.
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  Speaker 1: That's why how do you feeling?
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  Speaker 3: I did sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on so I forgot what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 3: No, But in all seriousness, Aaron is off this week
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  Speaker 3: on daddy duty, so we have a return guest co
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  Speaker 3: host is here how are you feeling, sweetie, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Good, I'm good. I can't y'all finally get to see
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  Speaker 1: this gorgeous face.
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  Speaker 2: And yes, no, I didn't call her niece because we
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  Speaker 2: be friends.
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  Speaker 1: This is my actual that's my my real life uncle.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not one of his favorite people. That's
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  Speaker 1: his first friends group.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's that's that's serve for the friend group.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So just in case of y'all thought he was
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  Speaker 1: being shady, he not.
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  Speaker 3: None the rest of them now, no, no, just joking,
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  Speaker 3: but this is my oldest sister's oldest daughter, six months
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  Speaker 3: apart in age. I'll show y'all some embarrassing pictures, but
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  Speaker 3: y'all need to see that he was.
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  Speaker 2: Show him to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, we too. God, listen, I had a big
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  Speaker 1: forehead this morning.
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  Speaker 3: You want to get muted again.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even say it nothing, and you always overreacted.
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  Speaker 3: I knock all this ship up, call this you my
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  Speaker 3: arm up?
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  Speaker 1: How are you gonna do? What you thinking? For you?
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  Speaker 1: That you gotta relax, because then.
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  Speaker 3: I've been relaxing all week.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all should have seen the man here putting this ship up,
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  Speaker 1: talking to something he relaxing. He need help, but he
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  Speaker 1: was here, he was he was here with it. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in pain today. That's good. That's that's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: When I tell you I have been at home on
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  Speaker 3: that couch all week like this cut Beard and Comb just.
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  Speaker 1: Just hugging himself. Oh my, God of coos.
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  Speaker 3: Only so much TV one person can watch. I ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna lie. I got so damn bored. I thought about
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  Speaker 3: calling into a meet network just to have something to
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  Speaker 3: listen to.
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  Speaker 2: This day something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I never been that fucking boored. Don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do no work work. I had the birthday forty hours
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  Speaker 1: sick leave.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, after the first two or three days,
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  Speaker 3: I mean between going to the er and going to
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  Speaker 3: the doctor and having the having to do shit, and
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't st there long enough to like move a
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  Speaker 3: mouse and tight. So I was like, I can't move
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  Speaker 3: the mouse. I can't type. So I'm sitting in the
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  Speaker 3: house like this. This actually does feel good on my arm.
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  Speaker 3: Arm injury, shoulder injury. So I was like, Okay, well
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  Speaker 3: I can't type because I'm right handed, So I guess
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  Speaker 3: I'll just like sit here and watch TV all day,
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  Speaker 3: which board it.
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  Speaker 2: Was too hot.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I could go out someith and go
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  Speaker 3: for a walk, but here in Baltimore, DC area, the
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  Speaker 3: heat and DEXs has been like one hundred and fifteen
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  Speaker 3: degrees for the past week and it's too fucking hot.
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  Speaker 3: So I went out on Friday. No, I went out
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  Speaker 3: on Thursday to go to the doctor. You open the
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  Speaker 3: door that he just hit you like.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's because Baltimore and that d like that.
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  Speaker 2: We are.
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  Speaker 1: We are definitely Shawn schedule. We were nestled right up
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  Speaker 1: under the devil's nuts, right right there, right between the
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  Speaker 1: back and his.
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  Speaker 3: Balls, and we all halfway halfway right if Miami is
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  Speaker 3: at the foot. Yeah, you're saying we're at the.
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  Speaker 1: Balls, right, We're right there, U under the goots right there,
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  Speaker 1: right way to keep it too close to the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's the episode Tight at the Balls. We'll
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  Speaker 3: see how the episode shake out.
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  Speaker 1: Head first at the balls episode tight fix it geus.
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  Speaker 3: We all because yeah, if it's Boston is the arm, Miami.
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  Speaker 1: Is the foot, we all like half like right mid section.
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  Speaker 2: Behind the dish well dream it's Shawn.
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  Speaker 3: His mother SAE say, how am I Shawn's kitchen is
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  Speaker 3: in full motion. She doing a cater in order for
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  Speaker 3: about five thousand people.
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  Speaker 1: Child, Listen, I wish it was. That's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: fucking money. Listen.
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  Speaker 3: We talked about this earlier while we were setting up today.
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  Speaker 3: But have y'all seen this guy on on the on
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  Speaker 3: the social media's Instagram Facebook TikTok that he made this
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  Speaker 3: contraption that can fire fry five hundred wings at one
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  Speaker 3: time and.
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  Speaker 1: He still had some space in there. Yeah, yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: still had a space to put.
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  Speaker 2: Some more in there.
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  Speaker 1: He probably get a guy another couple fifty sixty and now, yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 1: and that damn thing rolled. It was on like he
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  Speaker 1: was on a crank.
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  Speaker 3: He was on the crank that he had to reach
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  Speaker 3: out and do that as.
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  Speaker 2: Soon as the bottom of the just.
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  Speaker 3: The good arm.
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  Speaker 2: I can I can do cranks.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: But this one doctor's appointment is on Monday. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he is his thing. That thing had to be about
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  Speaker 3: four or five feet long and length and about three
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  Speaker 3: feet wide. And when them wings hit that grease.
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  Speaker 1: It was like like it was it sounds so good
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  Speaker 1: to myself. I need if you see this, certainly need
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  Speaker 1: me a piece of that chicken.
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  Speaker 3: A piece I'm gonna need. I'm gonna I'm gonna need
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  Speaker 3: a three hundred piece and whiskey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just to start, you know, just to start.
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  Speaker 3: Just a little taste, you know, see how fry because
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  Speaker 3: everything was spaced off so well that everything cooked even even.
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  Speaker 2: It was nice and golden brown.
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  Speaker 1: Those were the pretty wings that Maxwell was thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: For real, It was beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: My only question was because you know, I'm that type
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  Speaker 3: of person who'll be asking questions and ship, how do
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  Speaker 3: you prep that much chicken at one time?
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  Speaker 1: Man, Listen, that's a good question.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta have about about sixty five bowls.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta yeah, you gotta do it in badges that
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  Speaker 1: might take about an hour to prep. To make sure
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  Speaker 1: the season is even and everything. Get the soak and
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  Speaker 1: marionate and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know them tubs you get from Walmart that
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  Speaker 3: they probably got like six gas, sixteen gallons of But
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  Speaker 3: it was like I had a paddle.
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  Speaker 2: Just stirring it.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Put you a couple of big ass bottles of Frank's
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  Speaker 1: Red Hot sauce in it, and then and the rest
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  Speaker 1: of your season, take the ship and just pour it.
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  Speaker 1: He had to because everything when he was taking it
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  Speaker 1: out and putting it in the fly with the breaded
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  Speaker 1: everything just looked like I said.
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  Speaker 3: Look, it looks like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I said, baby, every time he fries chick and I'll
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  Speaker 1: be sitting right there, just put a piece right here.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: I got my hot sauce and everything already. And then
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: you write it into the mother because you two fatt
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  Speaker 1: to like a cool old don't don't.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: Big bag, imagine that contraption being used to fry fish
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  Speaker 3: talk dirty.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me m mm hmm, Chris, the first nice piece
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: of catfish? Okay, yes, that that is.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: That's a fish. That's a fish from fish.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, anything outside of that, how you can keep
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  Speaker 1: it all like the.
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  Speaker 2: Bones some fish?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sir again, media about that's about what three thousand catfish?
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: Listen to tell you. That's some ship. I go swimming and.
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  Speaker 2: Fish.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going by myself and I'm gonna take a bath.
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  Speaker 3: Misia immediate and can't tell myself what is that.
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  Speaker 1: I swim in a fried fish.
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: Somebody's had an eventful day.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I did swim and fried fish filter fish, filter fie.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Somebody's had an eventful day that you have going on?
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  Speaker 1: You need you need to swimming good African American. G
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  Speaker 1: I n African American. Frican American. You try to keep
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: it in the neighborhood. In the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my lord, mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, get ready to get to this question of the week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind foolishness you got? Foolish?
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  Speaker 1: I don't be ready. Nothing too bad.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't bad, This isn't bad. So kish'all haven't heard
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: well if you're not familiar and a question of the
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  Speaker 3: week's segment, I scour the interwebs, read my TikTok fy
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  Speaker 3: p page, and I find some questions to pose to
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  Speaker 3: the table. I try to make it as diabolical as possible,
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  Speaker 3: but sometimes you know, they could just be standing at
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  Speaker 3: running the real questions. Okay, so I asked the table, mm,
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  Speaker 3: please got it.
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  Speaker 1: One second.
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  Speaker 3: A few moments later, I pose the table to the question.
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  Speaker 1: You pose a table to the question that didn't come right?
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  Speaker 1: A question, go ahead, I'm with you.
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  Speaker 2: Language, go ahead and slide his glass of wine over there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, shout out to a pothet, praisy, Amen saints. I
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  Speaker 3: pose the question to the table, read the comments to
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  Speaker 3: the table, and then let my co hosts give a
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  Speaker 3: rating from one to diabolical. So you're ready for this question. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: it's not bad one, not too too bad. Tell me
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  Speaker 3: about the time you straight up embarrass yourself at work.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mean I spilled coffee on my shirt. I
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  Speaker 3: mean you were mortified. All right, let's get into these already. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you be fine. I feel like I need a new port.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not on camera. Since not on camera, this ain't hot.
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  Speaker 3: Times you can't on camera.
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  Speaker 2: I got a bait. Can I do that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I don't indulged nothing, it's just a
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  Speaker 1: regularly I'm trying to make myself stop smoking.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. And then for the comments. I placed the patient
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  Speaker 3: on hold, and when I answered it, I said, how
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: may I hold you? Instead of thank you for holding?
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: How may I help you? He said, mister Charles's freaking.
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  Speaker 2: Waiting. That was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if you think about it, in the contact was.
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  Speaker 2: He'd been waiting for somebody to stay to him all life.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Oh I thought you never had get get at a nine.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I like that be held.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I like to be snakes sometimes. I was about it.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to try to reach for Shauna, but
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  Speaker 3: I had to stop and remember that. Yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 3: wrong So we're going yeah, yeah, okay, tell me about
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  Speaker 3: the time you straight up embarrass yourself at work. I
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  Speaker 3: don't mean I spilled coffee on my shirt. I mean
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  Speaker 3: you were mortified. It was during a meeting with about
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: fifty co workers. It was quiet. I had a cough
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  Speaker 3: attack and farted loudly, got out to leave and tripped.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I had a caff attack like that before.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You're trying to get to stop the gall and somebody say,
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  Speaker 1: put your arms up.
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  Speaker 2: Our who that's funny?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that was funny. That's it? And then you
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  Speaker 1: tripped it away on you really thought that the next one.
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  Speaker 2: I think this one is even worse.
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  Speaker 3: Ship. I tried telling the girl she looked like Anne
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  Speaker 3: Hathaway and ended up telling her she looked like Frank
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  Speaker 3: realized what I said and slid down to the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Not you slid like you.
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  Speaker 1: Was in the r V video. Jesus. She told her.
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  Speaker 1: She looked like and Frank. Well, let's let's see.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't pay people no mind.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen an Frank in time.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: You never read the Diary of air Flank in school.
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  Speaker 2: No, I was traumatized.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: We was all traumatized after reading that. Have you heard
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  Speaker 3: of the story of Air Frank The Diary of a Frank?
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  Speaker 1: No, oh god, I don't know this lady.
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  Speaker 3: She died in the Holocaust.
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  Speaker 1: That's okay, all right, it's getting a little dark. It
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: didn't make us read we had to read that book.
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  Speaker 1: So they made us read The Coldest Winer. They made
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  Speaker 1: us read that.
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  Speaker 2: Soldier.
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  Speaker 1: My English teacher did in the twelfth grade.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 3: What in the b et public schools?
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  Speaker 2: I was? I was?
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  Speaker 1: I was in Connecticut. So I read him. I read
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  Speaker 1: him requirement and it because I would Magnet school. My
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: school was a Magnet school.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Today in film class, we're going to be dissecting Tyler Perris.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Why did I get.
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  Speaker 2: An amazing piece of American cinema.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: What was the other book that was like that? It
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: was the Coldest When it was a fly Girl? No,
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  Speaker 1: the book that every Terry bood? No is it?
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  Speaker 3: I read that book like the day and a half.
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  Speaker 2: True to the game. No. I read it on my own.
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  Speaker 3: I remember my urbant phase. I read like five books
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  Speaker 3: in one month.
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  Speaker 1: It was another one that was similar to like that
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  Speaker 1: title with Coldest winter or something else.
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  Speaker 2: And that along that route the longest ever. I can't remember.
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  Speaker 1: Then. My English teacher was black and she was into
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: African American.
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  Speaker 3: Teachers was black to we wasn't reading the urban books.
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  Speaker 1: And they told us to read African American literature. They
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  Speaker 1: wasugh to go read some links. Tony Moore Maya Angelou.
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  Speaker 1: I wish my probably would have passed her class the
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: first everybody she had let me read that. Listen. It
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: was the whole project we had to do class, read
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: it at home and write a paper.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I just realized something, and I realized something. But think about,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: like a lot of ways, the way to get students
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: to like retain information is to like have the lesson
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: related to them in their lives some kind of I agree.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So if they incorporated a lot of urban well those
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: really weren't appropriate for kids. But if you started adding
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: in these urban books and like English and like language
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: arts classes, kids might be engaged and may be able
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: to use that to improve the reading and write skills.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Because we was reading, mind you, we was in school
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: twenty years.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Ago, and that's why she did it. Because of where
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I think, whatever we were learning at the time.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: We didn't go to our twenty. If you reunion last year,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: you're going.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: To use the shit none of them.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well back to the question of the week. That
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: nice little side.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I wasn't going if it hadn't gotten canceled.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: But tell me about the time you straight up embarrass
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: yourself at work. I don't mean I spell coffee on
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: my shirt. I mean you were mortified. I used the
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: phrase can't put my finger on it twice in the
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: same day to a coworker. That was also the day
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I found out he was missing a finger.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Oh damn, oh wow.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Wow wow, yes, because but I find I did I've
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: done something like that. Wow, made like one of them
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: type of sayings. And person was like, well, I don't, I'm.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Not wow rating poor thing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: That was diabolical because all the other ones ain't really
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: been that bad, but that, yeah, thatsbical.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Poor nine finger John.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: He maybe notine and a half or nine and three quarters.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: He thought she was saying that ship to be smart, right,
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: you can't put a finger on it?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Reported that bitch stage y'all because he's just playing with.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: But he probably oh, he's probably probably like a real
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: cool core work. He was a girl like can't you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: And shoulder the finger like that makes that makes.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Me need next one.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: A female client trying on a strapless dress asked me
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: what type of broad away with it? I said, a
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: strap on. I didn't really I didn't realize it until
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: she said, you mean strapless?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: He said, A shtrap on. She said, we're gonna put
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: this on it, just hit it on. But Grandma, hardiness.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Right here, well secured.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for anything. Them ain't going nowhere. They're gonna
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna have a lustrious about.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: And you've got great New York foods, not great New York,
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: the great New York's foods.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: It's got this a little bit.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Tell me about the time. Did y'all get righting for that?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Please rate that?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Like no, not like that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: That was funny.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: That was funny because of excuse me, I mean, I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: beg you're find this fucking part?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Why are you playing them?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Might be a market for that, like why would I
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: now what?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Now? The question is which should have faced the front
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: or the back?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: My question is if it's a strap on bra where
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: would the apparatuss or the thing that and the harnesses
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: would be like up here by the shoulders would be
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: down by.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: The right here because that's where the holes at.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: So yeah, moving next morning.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: M hm.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Healthy, Lord, tell me about the time you straight up
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: embarrassed yourself at work. I don't mean I spilled coffee
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: on my shirt. I mean you were mortified. My first
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: year working as a school social worker, I led a
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: group of students outside during a fire drill, only to
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: realize it was a tornado.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: T Lord, Oh wow, oh wow.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Why is mister Stevens leading the class the kids?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Lord? Give me.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Mister and missus Williams. So we're here at at Adam's
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Middle School and uh, you know we had a tornado
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: that came through. All the kids are saved from except
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: for yours. Mister Stevens.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Let us outside.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Well we saw it lifted off from when they tried
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: to back into the building. I'm sorry we lost Oh
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: he just laid it in your pool?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Remember them movie Twister?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the cow was like.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: He went back across ND was like, same cow. No,
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: that's the episode titled same cow, Hold on Q.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: And a.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Wow, Hold on Q and a Wow.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Same cow, same cow.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: How to Find New Friend.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Rating just because that's what you got that was same cow.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I get miss did you having photo over here on
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: my fingers?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: That is same cow.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: But the fact that he let them outside when the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: today drew is crazy. This is like, oh that is
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: crazy work braiding that now granted, now we're rating it
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: based off of you know, how it makes you laugh
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: or the fact of the scenario. Scenario that's actually diabotic.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You know that, Like, that's diabolical as fun because everybody
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: else in the building. You don't see nobody else going
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: out the door. You're just talking to everybody.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: What you're standing here? Fun? Come on, let's go. What
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: and're doing?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Star around pain like this?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Tell me by the time you straight up embarrassed yourself
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: at work, I don't mean I still coffee on my shirt.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: I'm you were mortified. I was on an airplane next
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: to a woman with a baby only a couple of
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: months old. I farted and it smells so bad. She
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: checked the baby's dyke.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: I would have blamed it on the baby.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: You little Tommy.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, somebody needs a dyke for change on raining.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: That was a because.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Little Tommy loves that baby foods keeping them nice and regular.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: That was a grown man that came from the debts.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Mmmmm mmmm.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Next one, my wig came off while I was serving,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: and I didn't realize it until I went back to
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: the kitchen and seen it on the floor.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: You didn't slip, You didn't.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Punched in the boat with them sillies, silly when they
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: get like that, they make meals. I don't know.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: I just I just lay there and let him do
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: his business.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I don't see how you she didn't feel it because
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: you could feel a wig slipping.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: That said. I'm saying you ain't feel a slide down
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: in your back or.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing, just nothing nothing. You ain't realize your forehead got cold.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You just walk around looking like Jim Jones. We stayed
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: fly no lie, you know this bulling. She left her
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: out there? She got hers. Oh what movie was that
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: when they got that wig snatched?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Was that?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Patrick Swazy and uhh.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, bring all your princess points Mike all to day.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Why it's a little letting boy and drag crying, little.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Leaton boy and drag.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Why are you right, my god today?
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: The last person that stayed here with Sam Cook.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: The strawberry shot, Why Lord, why wow?
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: We like to tell me about the time you were
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: straight up embarrassed at work, or rather, I need to
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: read that correctly. Tell me about the time you straight
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: up embarrassed yourself at work. I don't mean spilled coffee
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: on my shirt. I mean you were mortified. Used to
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: be a mortician, got fired once taking selfies with the hearst.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: What kind of fucking selfies?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Selfies with.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: New car lord ha mercy, my god today. Yeah, you
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: had to see me in the street, because that's why
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: my mama.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Is late for got hed in a cask. Ain't here
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: yet because you out here.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Taking, because you are ship for the.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Doing it for the ground.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: You over here thinking that we're on top bottom.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Raiding. Mmmm that I do like.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Alright, tell me about the time you straight up and
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: barrass yourself at work. I don't mean I spelled coffee
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: on my shirt. I mean you were mortified. When I
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: worked in the drive through, I had a guy come
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: in with his golden retriever. I thought he had too
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: because I saw two heads of the same golden blonde hair.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I literally said, your dogs are so cute. The other
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: head was his girlfriend.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Oh oh so she was image.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Was two fluffies.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, sprinkles had a companion in the car. Oh wow,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Golden Receiver. No, they probably the dog's name is probably
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: like like like like, that's just old Russell John the dog,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Come on, John, his name is Butcher.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Charlie. Charlie, Charlie.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Spike, you know that's a good one. Yeah, dog
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: named Dustin or something. I don't know.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: They'll be having the most humanist.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I think it's the funniest ship in the world to
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: see a pet with a human name. Why is your
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: cat named Frank?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: That's a good why, that's a good question. Why is
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: your dog named Jerry? I want to know why the
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: dog is named Jerry. I want to know why the
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: dog name is Jerry.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Listen, the cat's not named Mittens or you know, than.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You. Cat's name is Frank. Frank.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: The cat really Garfield Frank.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got there for some of lasagna.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Brady, m hmm. Nobody braiding, Okay.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Next one, I was asked to put socks on a patient.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: I went in and pulled the sheets up, looking for
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: her feet. The patient said, you're going to be looking
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: for a long time. My leg is amputated, mortified, and
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I think the nurses set me up.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, move on to the I
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: can't do it, no rate, I can't because I'm about
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: the guy got All I can see is mag.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Mag that's a it's a stump.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: It hurt checked the ship out of that day you're
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: talking about my grandmother.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: That ship was fine, kicked the shut out of him.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: She called and told us that I couldn't get my
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: damn life together.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Talking with my grandmother.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: That's my great grandmother. I mean, granted she's yours first,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: but you know we're only six months apart.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: She's just a great it's a this a this different
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: generation half.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It is a different generation half.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Whoa yeah, I mean yeah, yeah. But the timeframe of it,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: damn sure, ain't seem like it mattered.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I was clearly the favorite grandchild ship.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: He was the only one.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: She No, she ain't doing me like them. I could
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: touch it and I'll be all right and stuff.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: As far as toe Brandon take his ans to be
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: it at six o'clock.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Next question, we don't bring up those dark times I
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: missed my grandmother. Both tell me by the time you
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: straight up embarrass yourself at work, I don't mean spilled
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: coffee on my shirt. I mean you were mortified. I
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: was trying to keep my knock list braids in as
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: long as possible and one of them fell out. This
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: is going to my coworker tried to hand it back
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: to me, and I kept walking.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, you forgot your braid, dropped your hair.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: You don't braid fall out? Man? What the hell you
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I know you're right, because not lest they shouldn't slip
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: nowhere unless somebody ain't raveled right at the roots. At
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the roots, but even in still yeah, because knot let's
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: braids up with your real hand and then they add
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the head.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Oh do yeah?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, So for those of us who are for those
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: of us who are filically challenged, can you explain this
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: whole not list how this whole process works.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I don't have hair to braids. I'm a dude.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't box braids have what they call knots, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: they start with because the hair is on the outside
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: of your head, all of your your hairs inside of
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the braid, if not less braids, they start braiding your real.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Head and.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: The fake So I would not lets braid fall up
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: unless she was not listen on that particular braid. Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: unless she was just ball headed or they grown out
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: with so much that she needed to get She said
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: she was trying to keep me as long as possible.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't never heard no knowledge for you ladies up
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: there to get knotless bridge because I got locked down.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: How your hair fall out? Don't do that no more.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Don't do it no more. It's a timeline. I don't
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: know when we walk around looking like Jim Jones. Please
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: don't Jim Jones. Anybody seen Jimmy with the first set
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: of braids like, but they always look like like somebody
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: took a brush and brushed his braid.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, let's move on to the next one, y'all.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I hate.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Straight up embarrassed at work. I don't mean you spill
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: coffee on your shirt. I mean you were mortified.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: What if.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Picture this allergy season worldwide company zoom call and I
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: forgot to turn off my camera. I was knuckled deep
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: in my nostrils, and my coworker team's me is it
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: and asked me how the gold digging was going.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, gi Christmas Lord, that's prime time embarrassment. But
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: at least she was in your nose and I jack
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: it off. That's been playing yourself and forgot to turn
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: over the camera. Yeah, because I've seen some Instagram zoom
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: calls like that.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: That was one I saw.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm not sure if it was that it was
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: a skit or if it was actually like a true
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: video that happened during like right, I think early on
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: in like COVID, when everybody was transitioning to zoom and
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: teams and everything, and there was a guy on a
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: call for about maybe eight it was like I think
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: nine people. He did his presentation, everything went good, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I think he said he had to leave for another
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: meeting or he had to his his terms over, so
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: they said. I think once he was able to like leave,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: he left the meeting. He thought he clicked off of
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: it and got up and walked out of the camera.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: So he came back in the camera maybe fifteen seconds
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: later with the bottle of Jurgons and the towel, and
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: he was looking around on his computer. I think he
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: had muted itself or turned the sound off and like
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: closed the team's window. So at never time, never turned
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: out he didn't actually actually leave the call, so he
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: came back in with the town and bottle lotion, sat
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: it down right in the camera and then proceeded to
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: like unzip his pants, and people were trying to get
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: his attention, but they started leave even call the call
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: on masks. I think now, in hindsight, that might have
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: been a skit, because you gotta leave a little gap
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: in time before you do that stuff. You never don't
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: do that stuff on the clock. Don't do don't do it,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: especially computer, not on your work computer.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, that was just her stupidity.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Tell me about the time you straight up embarrassed yourself
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: at work. I don't mean I spelled coffee on my shirt.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I mean you were mortified. I work in dentistry. A
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: lady asked why one out of three of her kids
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: have this have cavities when they have the same routines.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I tried to say, sometimes it's genetics, I said, jenitals.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: The dentists laughed, so oh no, oh no.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no oh no, wait the same question.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Mmm.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I mean it's so risk I'm willing to take.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: But hey, come in real quick, let me see something
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I want to try trying to find out come.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Very is research purposes.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It's research for research purposes. If I get a cavity
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: from sucking day and.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Then micro clos on your face to friends. I don't know.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just curious talking to the Mike Carolyne
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: doing that apparently step into the that.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Brady that woulight be dibollic. Yeah it is.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I was funny, because how does make it mad? Genetics?
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I said, maybe genitals?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Genitals?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: You know some generals are prone the cavity.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Who was Jesus?
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Tell me about the time you straight up embarrassed yourself
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: at work. I don't mean I spelled coffee on my shirt.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: I mean you were mortified. I wore fake ponytail to
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: work one day and as I was holding the belt,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: my pony fell and rolled up the belt with the
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: rest of the packages.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Get out for that, right ship, girl, I would have got.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: That drawstream ponytail.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: List save you. They will save you a lifetime. Clip
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: them clips. Pull that thing. I had you a couple
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: of pins in there and you're good. Yes, make sure
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: don't go nowhere, because it's because of that that my
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: ponytail didn't blow off in the wind one day.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: And it was with the hose.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: That was on the way to lunch.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: But my cool work is at the wisdom of the
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: blow up real hard.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: And I thought ponytail blowing and my homegirls behind me
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and I was like, if my ponytail fly off, grabby.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I and my boss was like, what at least you're
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: honest about You don't pay me enough to go replace
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: this ponytail. This week times is tough. This is a
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: good pointy tail. Okay, raiding, pony raiding.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That was funny. That was Yeah, that's eight Yeah, that's more.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: That's real life trauma. Trauma right there.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was funny.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Somebody full ponytail falls out every twenty seven seconds.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Oh man, that's funny.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: What happened? Oh sh yeah his face.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Tell me about the time you straight up embarrass yourself
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: at work. I don't mean I so coffee on my shirt.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I mean you were mortified. So at my job we
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: wear pants with like a million pockets. A velcrow walked
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: around half my shift of one of my lacey throngs
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: stuck to the velcrow and hanging from the side of
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: my leg. And it was a woman that commented that, yes.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That is direboticle and that's why you should never wash
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: lace with a.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Savage fifty to sell.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Huh, I hope they was clean. As if it wasn't clean,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Oh that's bad. While I mean just because they're not clean,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: don't always minish it. Everybody don't have a bad body order.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: But but it will say a lot because work places
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: don't usually only give you two to three pair of
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: pants and they'll give you five shirts. So nine times
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: out of ten, if you on an overtime run one
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: of the pair of change pants, you ain't washed. It's
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: stuck to the outside.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm sorry. I kind of zoned out for
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: a second cause I was thinking about, like the logistics
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: of actually wearing a throng. I feel like my balls
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: are too big for that, So I don't know I
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: would ever try, but.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Do it in this speedo if you ever want to
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: tried to try speed.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I want speed on. When I swam in high school,
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: all right, no, try some one. But I was like sixteen.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: You also used to play football, so that's kind of.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I never actually wore a cup.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: What what the fuck? So you was willingly taking these
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: to the nuts?
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Nobody I never got hit the nuts?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: What how Like nobody's like the way that y'all fall
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: and tackled. You just your balls, just you magically know
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: how to talk them off the way, like no because
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I give it to you, not for the fact somebody
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: need you. You'll get tackled.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: We get tacked. I wasn't getting tackled. I was tackling you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't never follow you.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Oh God, in hindsight again, I started playing football at thirteen.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I had literally never watched football prior to that. Because
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: what are you doing so and stuff?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: You can't use that as a valid excuse me.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: You have girlfriends? I had who a girlfriend?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Or two? Or what? Maybe one? I know he was
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: he was not you? Was you dated a girl?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: What the fuck got to do when playing sports?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Because you wasn't How you doing that? You always said,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: he wasn't a gold star game?
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I mean to do with playing sports? What are you
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: talking about?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: No, you said, because you know I didn't play sports
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: until I was thirteen. Because how you doing?
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: No? You wasn't okayphrase okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: I was never interested in sports as a kid. I
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: was a computer nerd. I played games. I played sim City,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: I played Wolf wolfing Stein three D. I played computer games.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: So I was never into sports as a kid.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Never was so.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what the fuck that the thing was there? Say,
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is this?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I don't.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Need it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: To ship to the side.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Stayed in the locker because I was like, I don't
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: what is this?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Where does this go?
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: And it wasn't like they said, Brandon, you need to
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: put that down there to protect you.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: So expected you to know know what it was.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, well, okay, I guess I
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: don't need it.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. How uncomfortable men are about discussing with the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: men with their bodies when it comes to sports. That's crazy.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: That's bananas.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Again Again, you you knew me as well. We didn't
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: grow in the household that watched sports.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: No, we didn't. We we did what we wanted to do.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Watch watch.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: My favorite movie World.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Again.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I was I was one of the mods. Okay, I
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: watched MTV. I went from watching cartoons watching MTV and
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: pH one. So again, sports wasn't on in our house
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: growing up. So I was like, football, what's this? I
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: don't know what this is?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I whereas in my little nigga have E love and
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: ways ass I liked the allest wood football that's nice
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: played them. I was mad when the wouldn't let me
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: play football, wouldn't let me play football?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Tell me a by the time you straight up embarrassed
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: yourself at work. I don't mean I spilled coffee on
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: my shirt. I mean you were mortified. I used to
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: work for a mental health agency and our team did
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: homeless outreach case management. I introduced myself to someone on
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: another team and was like, I'm Alicia, and I do
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: the homeless, and you.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Do the homeless.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You do the homeless.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I mean you ain't the homely ones. Somebody hadn't done
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: the homeless.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I did the homeless before, and it wasn't home and
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: they didn't look homeless when they was homeless.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, homeless FoST I needs to listen.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of them out here.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The homes, that's what they need. The fox. You
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I mean, yeah, home too sober
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: for this, so.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Sweat.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Why I ain't kicking this?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Want has to be home in five minutes. Ship, I
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: ain't mean to do that. This is why we don't drink.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: When we record.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: So check this out right, and Sean is marther, she's
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: upstairs dig this. Yeah, I'm cutting myself off after that
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: because I think the reason why I'm sweating so much
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: because we've been drinking. And the thing is when we
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: record usually because this is only our second episode on camera,
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: y'all can't see all of this ship that right now,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: we introduced Wine and Sean. I think it's to say
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: we have audacities because this is a literal train wreck.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: It's funny, oh ship, funny.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: He passed to be up in five. Y'all chill out.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: You might need some mints. Sister Jones knocked the.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Doors, lock the doors.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I do. I'm not.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I can't break that.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I can't.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: My name is Aisha and I do.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: My name is Aisha, and I do. The homeless I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: would have been like, excuse me.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: That I needs to day? Sure, Oh God sixty nine.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Talk about some you know you never.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: My lord, oh ship. Yeah, I need to take a shower.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I got a golden one for you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Send help.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, damn you want to throw it up
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: You know you injured. Jesus, I'm not going to the
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: hospital today. I got ship to do.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: And all that part. Don't take a small commercial break.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, that hurt a lot.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I gotta give you some drugs. Your advilla work. God,
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: and I think I think, I think I need to
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: make an executive decision. We can't drinking. It's gonna be
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be at home laughing my ass off when
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I go back to edit this ship, because God, damn
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I do that.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You did like everything was ship.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: No, no, We're gonna have to give them some drugs.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you some friend.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: I'm fine.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: I can't wait drinking medicine at the same time. Ship
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: my man, Okay, yep, no more alcohol during recordings.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: A lot of wine. Look, one glass of wine and
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: a lot of audacity.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Lit'sten to a couple more. Tell me about the time
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: you straight up embarrassed at I don't mean to spill
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: coffee you on my shirt, I mean you were mortified.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: My boss had foot surgery and wore her husband's large,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: ugly man's shoes while she heels. One day, I looked
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: down and said, oh, you're still wearing Dave's shoes. She said, no, no,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: these are mine.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And so she got some big, gass feet. She been
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: like a size thirteen. I know some women was bigger
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: than speet. I used to be self confortable. How big
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: my feet feet until I met a woman with feet
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: bigger than mineverage for women electrically between an eight and ten.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: But I met a woman who wore thirteen, and I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: felt big and I'm like she was like she was
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: almost six feet right, well, ship was almost six.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: For men's sizes, that you have to go is it
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: down a side or is it upper size? And that
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: so if you want to wear an equival sizing men's shoes,
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: she went to thirteen, she would wear eleven and a
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: half a.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Minute, yeah, because I wear like an eight and a half, right,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: depend on how the shoe was. That's why, man, did
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: my son don't wear that size no more? Because I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: can't ball that nick shu.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Ten men.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt some type of way because one of
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: my shoes. What the fun I'm walking around looking like
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: homie declam, But you and just a flying I'm gonna
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: look like fucking ludicrous. Stand up, That's what I'm gonna
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: do with some size fifteen's bright walk like this, Christ the.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Fun out my shoes. Let's do two more, two more questions,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: two more responses. Tell me about the time you straight
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: up embarrassed yourself at work. I don't mean I spilled
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: coffee on my shirt. I mean, you were mortified. Eight
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: months pregnant at work, standing in a courtroom full of people,
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: and my skirt fell down around my ankle.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, how fun?
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: How house?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Well even if poor baby, you're pregnant, I.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Know it was holding it up.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Does she now that she touched it under the stomach?
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Poor thing?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: She's stuck it on the snubber. I mean it wasn't fascinating,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: so then, yes, it.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Was too big.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: He'supposed to pull that thing up, Brady.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I mean that wasn't necessarily, but it was definitely embarrassed.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm embarrassing. That's how I feel bad for your
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: sugar foot.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Because her being pregnant and knowing you can't bend down
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: immediately to get your skirts. Somebody has to help it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: Can you help me pick this up?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Oh no?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: And I feel like also, but pregnant women a lot
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: of people get pregnant women probably like I'm like, sugar, Okay,
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: it's okay, we get it, we get it.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pregnant.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Probably wasn't it definitely rushed out, It wasn't.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: It wasn't too bad. Last one, last one. Tell me
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: about the time you straight up embarrassed yourself at work.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: I don't mean I spilled coffee on my shirt. I
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: mean you were mortified. My first day at CBS as
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: a pharmacy tech, I started feeling weird and my coworker
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: turned to me and said, hey, I'm so and so
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: nice to meet you. And I said I don't feel good.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: He said, ha ha, are you making a joke? And
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: then I fainted. He caught me, draggoned n conscious body
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: to the bathroom because I threw up on him, and
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: then called an ambulance. From then on, from then on,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: my nickname became a little Woozy. I made a strong
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: first impress.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I was say, what's going on? Oh chie, this is
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: the last week's episode Dancy the thank you fucking Little Woozy. Why?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: It's just why I fainted.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I fainted my unconscious body. I fainted. He drunk my
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: unconscious body to the bathroom waiting.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Can't you imagine trying to explain it to new coworkers.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: And this is our this is John, this is Beth,
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: that's that's Tony, and that's.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Little boozy little Woozy.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: It is her name, Lily Woozy. No, you'll find it,
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: you know, like like.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Little murder, murder, I can't wait today, come back.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I think that's.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Hilariously and that's funny.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: That's bad.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: He said, Hi, nice to meet you. I don't is
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: that a joke?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: And I received it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I received the thing and as I was falling, he
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: caught me and him he drank my unconscious bodies in
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. And now he won't let me live it
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: down because my name is little Woozy baby. Yeah, you
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: can't embrace it. Tell him make your name tag. Let's
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: say that ship probably already does.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: It's probably and everything my name is.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: In the bag.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I would I would do it. And that concludes the
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Question of the Week.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: My god, today, that's hilarious. That was that last one
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: was the right one? Yeah, that was don't you mess
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: with that?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, fine, Chase. Probably my chicken is bored.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: You don't know what her life.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: So Sean, what we be doing for Question of the Week,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I mean I did what we're doing for Q and
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: a segment again no more wine for me, Yeah, because
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: I'm doing three much, oh.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: Lord, not too much, three months sugar.
• 56:19
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• 57:12
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• 57:15
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  Speaker 1: Whitfield Circle Real Housewives of Atlanta, many many, many moons ago.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna check you?
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Boom? Who gonna check me?
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Boom?
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: You ayrow way up to your scalps. Oh yeah, that
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: eyebrow raised hard like bitch.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: I dare you. That was a that was a bit.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Try me.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: That was that was almost up there to the level
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: like the rock where he was with the people's eyebrow,
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: and that didn't go way up. I didn't do that
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: because my muscle's not that strong in my face, clearly,
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: not not anywhere else apparently.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: No pause, pause, fun that pause on that last comment.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Don't play with him because that's not what he mean.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Just for you suckers, all, dare that's gonna take it
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: that way?
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Said?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: My muscle not that strong in the eyebrow, eyebrow, and
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: apparently nowhere else is either. But you touched you shoulder,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: but you said nowhere else. That's what I said.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Pause, don't you be he got muscles with count that's okay?
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can let crust about five on a
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: good day.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Oh he kicked out me and my ship when we
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: were slow. I mean him, but he kicked that's I mean.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I'm big and fluffy, but you know I can move
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: some waiting, you know, whiney count I'm saying to Mingle,
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: you know, move on, see go ahead.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I'm doing three much. I'm doing you're doing three much much.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: It's okay, send you call and call. Somebody might be
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: watching it. So somebod these are going to be questions
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and somebod these are going to be confessions. Because I
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: came across the new page with some foolishness, the six dramatic.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: We're not doing his.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Favorite people, but.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Ms Parker for real one. I G
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: this ship is funny. She'd she'd been posing some diabolical.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Ship the second lady I heard that's what she is,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: but yeah, she'd be on ninety two K Really, yes
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: she is. Yes, the girl I love.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: She posing some diabolical ship. We're gonna go her and.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Questions today because yeah, we like to give folks to flowers.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Baby Okay, my sister and I found my mom's condoms
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  Speaker 1: and poked holes in them. Oh ship, we completely forgot
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  Speaker 1: until she told us that she was pregnant. She just
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  Speaker 1: turned forty five on Saturday. We're throwing her a surprise
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  Speaker 1: baby shall with this Saturday. Welcome to the family. Baby
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  Speaker 1: sisters number four, Baby, the way I fucked them up,
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  Speaker 1: I had a whip the ass I fucked them up.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you somebody's conduct, I hear, I am trying
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  Speaker 1: to prevent having another one of you raggedy bitches.
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  Speaker 2: For I was, but I'm sorry than to what we
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  Speaker 2: were talking about. Why would you in your mother? That's
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  Speaker 2: a good fucking question, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: And if your if your mother's forty five.
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  Speaker 1: Like, why would you? Brother?
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  Speaker 3: What type of bulls?
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  Speaker 1: What type of practices?
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  Speaker 3: I would have said, here go to baby, y'all, y'all
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  Speaker 3: clearly wanted because here here take a little as.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going, I love to get away from you.
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  Speaker 1: Your son is a just she said, m oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Next, my fiance is begging me to have
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  Speaker 1: a baby, but I'm afraid that it will come out
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  Speaker 1: looking like his ugly family. He's the best looking one,
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  Speaker 1: and he's medium ugly, but he's an amazing man and
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  Speaker 1: I love him. But his mother, she's hard to look at,
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  Speaker 1: and that jeans are strong.
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  Speaker 2: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: Saying she like a little bit ugly, a little.
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  Speaker 2: Bit, just like a little bit, just a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Just listen, listen.
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  Speaker 2: What you do is s schooper, ugly, what you do?
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  Speaker 1: You let him be that good man, and you pray
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  Speaker 1: to God that the child gets your jeans, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I did.
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  Speaker 3: And you funk around and the baby looked just like
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  Speaker 3: his grandmama.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm grateful that my baby came out looking just
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  Speaker 1: like us.
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  Speaker 3: You look like your brother, that he's handsome.
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  Speaker 1: I can deal with that, I mean right, so I
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  Speaker 1: can deal with that. My prayers went through. They shout
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  Speaker 1: out to the big man, someone that al go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: the baby by somebody this medium, ugly understand, no comment.
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  Speaker 2: I need a cigaree. I need one to the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Sign me up for the Christians because right on this roll, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus great, all right, we're moving over there.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna come back to this because she got some
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  Speaker 1: bullship that ain't even the just to everything that you
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  Speaker 1: got there. We're gonna slider on over the brandon favorite
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  Speaker 1: thread because and she gets kicked out of this year. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I read a regular Deglar question. What's the name
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  Speaker 1: of the third it's the Six Brown Chicks Brandon's thread.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm about to read a story first.
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  Speaker 2: Don't wait for me. I'm gonna step away from a moment.
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  Speaker 1: I was about to do with a baby.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me choking, and I'm study sipping wine.
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  Speaker 1: I need some water.
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  Speaker 2: A foolishness. Go ahead and reading them. Go ahead, read
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  Speaker 2: the questions.
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, Okay, go ahead, I'm gonna read.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not a question. This one is a story.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you out the story first if I
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  Speaker 1: get to the question and the title it is is
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  Speaker 1: from bestie to portrayal how I ended up with her
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  Speaker 1: trash husband. Wait what mm hmm? I posted on Facebook
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  Speaker 1: that I have a new home and I needed a
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: handyman to help with small overpears around the house. A
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  Speaker 1: friend told me her husband, are Now was a repair man.
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  Speaker 2: Time out, pause, what did you say?
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  Speaker 4: His name was?
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  Speaker 2: Are Now?
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  Speaker 1: Are Now?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so we who what show was that?
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  Speaker 3: Because Arnette, this position is really comfortable for my.
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  Speaker 2: Repair money.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Arnaut gave me a decent price and I hired him.
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  Speaker 1: At first, he did quality work, but we grew closer
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  Speaker 1: and he left my friend and moved in with me.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as he got in my bed, he stopped
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  Speaker 1: doing the repairs I paid him to do. Still, he
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  Speaker 1: was accepting new jobs from my eye still, he was
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  Speaker 1: accepting new jobs from other women. I in front of
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  Speaker 1: him about his laziness, and he moved out and into
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  Speaker 1: the home of another paying client. I've since discovered that
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  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant by Arnell and I want him back. Him aborted,
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  Speaker 1: fuck you in that trap house. I know he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean this. How do I get him to see that
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  Speaker 1: we had love together?
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  Speaker 2: Advice?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what happened. First updates. I'm keeping my baby
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: and Arnelle was pissed. I've reached out to my former
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  Speaker 1: best friend and told her that I was pregnant for
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  Speaker 1: our no, she said, of course you are.
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  Speaker 2: Congrats.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted her forgiveness and she gave it to me
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  Speaker 1: too easily. She listened as I apologize, but she apologized too.
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  Speaker 1: She said, I'm sorry for trusting both of you to
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  Speaker 1: do what you did. Arnault was a drain on my life.
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  Speaker 1: When I connected, y'all, I was releasing that burden and
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  Speaker 1: putting it on you. She said, as night fun as
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  Speaker 1: night follows day or no what cheat on you with
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  Speaker 1: multiple women. He will do odd jobs and never bring
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  Speaker 1: money home. He will bankrupt you. He will gas like you,
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  Speaker 1: and as soon as you're vulnerable, he will lose interest.
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  Speaker 1: I forgave her. I thanked her for the truth, and
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  Speaker 1: I told her that I missed her and that we
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  Speaker 1: can get past this RNL chapter. She said, note this,
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  Speaker 1: we are no longer friends. Good luck, and never reach
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  Speaker 1: out to me again. I was calling her Facebook page
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  Speaker 1: as we were talking. When our call ended, she blocked me.
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  Speaker 2: Just like that.
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  Speaker 1: Her Facebook page was gone. We weren't friends anymore, and
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: it was final. A new baby is supposed to bring happiness,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm tremendously sad and alone.
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  Speaker 2: The end. Bitch, you got everything you deserved.
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  Speaker 3: Let me said some random DMS to people I don't
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  Speaker 3: talk to.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.
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  Speaker 1: I respected she deserved everything and that in since absolutely
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  Speaker 1: because that's your best friend, man. And granted even though
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  Speaker 1: she said, oh girl, he was a burden that I
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  Speaker 1: connect y'all to get him away from me. She already
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  Speaker 1: knew you would do it.
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  Speaker 2: She was a whore. That it was when you do
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  Speaker 2: she her friend, man, and then he turned out to
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  Speaker 2: be a fucking.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not that he turned out to be a nigga,
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  Speaker 1: because if that's your best friend, it's pretty sure. And
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure your best friend invented that to you
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: prior to her putting y'all together something, she did that something.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Then her mind clicked, like, oh, they want each other
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  Speaker 1: all right here, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna off
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: load you on her to get you away from me.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, and I'm gonna get rid of both of you.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Their friendship was overpriored to her, that lady doing that,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: shorty just didn't She did that on purpose. She did
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  Speaker 1: that on purpose. And now you you reaping what you
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: so your chickens came home the rust.
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  Speaker 3: We could use more lights down here. Oh are you
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  Speaker 3: doing great?
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  Speaker 2: Lovely?
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  Speaker 3: Look that's fact back then. You gotta you gotta dig deep.
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  Speaker 3: I go, I gotta go off under you gotta ow
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  Speaker 3: throwing that damn arm up. He's forgetting cleanly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it.
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  Speaker 2: I've done it.
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  Speaker 1: I had the surgery on my foot and went to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: get off the bed. It was like, bitch, you can't
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  Speaker 1: step down on that damn What did you about to do?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna hit that foot and collapse, especially after
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  Speaker 1: they told me I didn't have to sleep with the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: boot on no more. But I kept my leg wrapped
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  Speaker 1: up so I will try to remember. Yeah, I forgot
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  Speaker 1: one night half.
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  Speaker 3: Sleep, two more hurtna get reset and I'll be back
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  Speaker 3: and we're gonna be all right.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: But since we're still here, all right, I'll go over
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  Speaker 1: there and by the asshole, Yo, you're sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure because it look you just gave me, give me,
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  Speaker 2: you looked at me like you wanted to do.
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  Speaker 3: So I appreciate you, appreciate you for leading by example.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So I'm actually going over to Reddit, and
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I am not the asshole white Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I questions. Okay, I'm not even petty.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I just I'm been drinking.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: He said, is it right?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: You need some water?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, I need a little wild sweating, little liquid ivy. Yeah,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: possibly I need some actual food. So we're going over
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: to Reddit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Okay, I can't.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I can respond.
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  Speaker 1: This is because I know we're recording, but this year
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  Speaker 1: on my ass and.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know we're gonna get up and up my cheeks
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  Speaker 1: with all right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the ax men when I spread up
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  Speaker 2: Brandon and.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the pain.
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  Speaker 3: When my cheeks aren't spread.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that song is that's gonna be the song
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  Speaker 1: for the episode tearing up my heart my cheeks Okay,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: I was sitting here trying to think of something in
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: my mind for this. Okay, we're going to the X
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Men thread, but these questions are usually universal, so that's
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  Speaker 1: what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm ready.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, So with something that you found out about your
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: significant other after you started living together that you weren't
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  Speaker 1: aware of.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Picked Brandon got some ship.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to put that out there,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: though I will.
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  Speaker 3: We lived together over ten years ago at this point.
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  Speaker 3: We're friends now. Hey if you see this, hey boo,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: but ten years ago again, none now, because I ain't
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: live with my ex my now ex in ten years.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know what they do now. But back then,
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  Speaker 3: the motherfucker would never clean out the fridge. And before
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: we moved in together, when I would go stay the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: weekend down there, it'd be moldy fruiting there. It'd be
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  Speaker 3: half empty. For one, because my ex wild always eat
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  Speaker 3: at work because they worked at a restaurant, So it
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  Speaker 3: would be moldy fruiting there and stuff would be going bad.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: And I'll be like, yo, if I'm moving with you,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: why you buy food you're not gonna eat for one?
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  Speaker 3: And too, why are you letting to sit there so
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: long it would it would go bad. How could you do?
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  Speaker 2: But you actually found prior to in though.
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  Speaker 3: And also my ex was messy, like as a person
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  Speaker 3: who's on the cleaners, I'm not like a white glove
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  Speaker 3: neat freak clean type person, but dust dust. But I
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  Speaker 3: prefer to have a tidy space and coming from a
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  Speaker 3: space or living with a person who was the opposite,
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  Speaker 3: who'd be fine with leaving. For example, my ex and
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  Speaker 3: I at the time worked different schedules, so a lot
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  Speaker 3: of times again I had a nine to five, I
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: still having nine to fo the same job, but my
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  Speaker 3: ex worked in a restaurant, so their hours were different
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: depending on the time of day to the day of
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: the week, the hours were different. So a lot of
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  Speaker 3: times we each had enough space in the house to
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  Speaker 3: where if I was home, they wouldn't be If they
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: were home, I wouldn't because I'd be at work. But
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  Speaker 3: my ex would just leave leave food sitting on a
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: coffee table. We leave stuff all over the place, and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: I would put food away, and we want food away.
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  Speaker 3: I was coming back to it, I said, we if
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: you were coming back to it, which you could get
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  Speaker 3: it out of the place. Where right, it's been sitting
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  Speaker 3: there for the past two days. Cookie butter in fucking
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  Speaker 3: rice cakes, or cookie butters with a cookie butter, the
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  Speaker 3: jar from Trader to Jose, the cookie butter with the
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  Speaker 3: knife on time, sitting there on the kit on the
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  Speaker 3: coffee table that doesn't belong.
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  Speaker 2: That that would drive me nuts.
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  Speaker 3: To clean up after your fucking self.
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  Speaker 2: Hopefully they've gotten better.
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  Speaker 3: That would hope some bee evil way sho ain't my problem.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Well, like my uncle says that my reputation besieved me
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: even though I'm not a whore. I don't keep nobody along.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: So I never technically lived with anyone, but my engagement
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: was the closest to me sharing space like that with somebody,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: whether it be MySpace or them rangulmly coming pimping up
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: over mind. I ended that. And the reason why I
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: didn't like the relationship he had with his nieces. And
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: when I say that, it's not the fact of how
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: he loved them, the play and how they would just
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: climb all over his lap and he would just bounce
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  Speaker 1: them on it. I didn't like. I couldn't take looking
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  Speaker 1: at that because I was a kid that was touched.
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  Speaker 1: So it was uncomfortable for me to watch that and
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: to be attached to him and to watch how that
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  Speaker 1: family dynamic worked. I couldn't be a part of that.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: It was just given all the wrong type of stuff. Now,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: just to be clear, I'm not accusing him in anything.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that from my own experiences, I did
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: not like Howe, but I'm not accusing him of anything.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't like how it looked. It just didn't sit
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: well how it looked with me. And again that's basically
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  Speaker 1: on my own stuff. I just didn't like their parents
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: because some things I'm old school. I was ready to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: on my grandparents. They were sixty seven years old when
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: they had me up thirteen. You didn't let kids, little
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: girls sit on your lap. You didn't let little girls.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't let you girls bounce on your lap. You
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: didn't bounce them on you. So to see that as
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  Speaker 1: an adult, and then I'm older than him, you know
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: that's not comfortable for me and me telling you, like, hey,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't play with them like that, and you want
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: to do it anyway, Yeah, I can't be with you
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not going to feel comfortable having my kid
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  Speaker 1: around you. That's a girl because you're not going to
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: play with her in that way at all.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: We're not sure, So everybody boundaries.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I prayed it.
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  Speaker 1: It just made me uncomfortable.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: And that's a that's a major red flag, Yes, in
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: a boundary that you know. Sometimes that's something you learned
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: when you spend a lot of time time with somebody,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: you get engaged and you start to see them how
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: they interact with people. Sometimes people's relationships with their relatives
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: or their friends make you uncomfortable. Be it something as
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: benign as how close somebody is, or it could be
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: something like that, to where the appearance or something looks suspicious.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Like if somebody else that was in power to walk
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: in to see that, you're gonna get in trouble regardless
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: of what you say. So instead of me tying myself,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not again where not I'm not accusing him, but
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: the appearance appearance of it. And then with the places
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: that I've worked, yeah, I can't. I can't. So I
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: stopped that engagement. And like I said, I didn't live
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: with him very clean person, but I didn't. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: make it that far, but because of that. But I
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: spent enough time in his personal space where he was
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: staying with his family and all of that stuff to
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: realize that that's not something I'm willing to allow at
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: my house.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: That's fair, and.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: It's better that you find out early on in your
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: engagement versus months years into a marriage where you're contractually
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: legally bound to this person and.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: You have to.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Flag and something happens, and then I'm gonna be the
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: person that feels like.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: Or you get wrapped up in it, like saying, hey,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: this happened in your house. Why didn't you know? Why didn't?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: I get it, so like, no disrespect to him and
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: his people, but that's what it was.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: It happens. Definitely understand that.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: What about you.
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  Speaker 3: Because you definitely lived with people you've dated before.
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  Speaker 1: Technically, I'm only cohabitated with two people, which puts me
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  Speaker 1: on One of them was a homosexual, and he just
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  Speaker 1: tried to kind of ease his way over and I
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: was like, you got too many clothes over here?
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  Speaker 2: My god, what is going on? Who was that? I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: don't want to talk about him. I know him, yeah,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: we know of him, but I never met him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you ended up meeting him. I think
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  Speaker 1: I might have got rid of him before you did.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the one that
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  Speaker 1: was talking me. We'll talk about that later. It was
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: a psycho.
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  Speaker 3: If we had time, I do a pause with the cause,
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  Speaker 3: but we already belong into this recording session.
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  Speaker 2: So he like beatled you. You say that nigga name
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: too many times. Fucking pops up somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: So with those type of people, we call him him
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  Speaker 1: shall not be named.
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  Speaker 2: I called him that motherfucker. But wow, keep going.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the worst thing that I
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: think I found out that we lived together. He was cause,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think ida he was. I had a
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: feeling that he was lazy, but I really really saw
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: it once we moved in together. It was like he
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: did the bare minimum, and he wanted praise for doing
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  Speaker 1: the bare minimum. Oh god, okay when it came to
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  Speaker 1: doing stuff around the household, forgetting that we both work
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  Speaker 1: every day. It's not like you working and coming in
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  Speaker 1: here and paying all of the bills. Nigga, we was
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  Speaker 1: fifty fifty on the fucking bills. Oh yeah, on his work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was fifty fifty on the fucking bills. And
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: then he would do shit like.
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  Speaker 1: If I walked, like for example, if I happened to
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: be washing clothes that day, I would wash all our
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: stuff if he did it, he wouldn't wash his.
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  Speaker 2: He would do stuff like that. He would never take
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: the initiative when it came to stuff like dinner or cleaning.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Or or shit like that. And I should have caught
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: the signs because initially when we started dating, he was
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: still at home in his mom and I was spending
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: night over there sometimes, and I saw how the household
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: was raining, and I'm like, I it was you know
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: how you hindsight, it was fifty to fifty and you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: realize it's like, oh, he was used to his mother
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: doing every fucking thing, so he.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: Thought that the same shit.
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  Speaker 1: Was gonna go on over here. Nigga, I didn birth you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not your mother, and she was a fool for
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: fucking doing it. And from what I did see, your
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: father did do something. He would cook sometimes, he would
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: do the stuff around the house that needed to be done,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: as far as like maintenance and things like things like that.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: You don't do none of that shit, you know what
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. What did you learn I got you ain't
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: learned nothing growing up in the two parent household. Nothing.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess you debut that legend that kids to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: come from a two parent household and better, because that's
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: a fucking lie, balk, that motherfucking stereotype.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: So yeah, like I again, I kind of had an
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: inkling of it, but you really really know. They say,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: that's why I always believe that people should live together
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: before they.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Like America, something like, because you don't know you live
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: with them. You don't know that I want about living
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: and saying and all that fuck out of here. This
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: is fucking twenty twenty five, not nineteen o three. You
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: know me, I ain't live with you yet. I don't
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: know ship.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: No, you don't know. You really don't know person you
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: live with them.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: You don't spend a sign even if that means going
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: back and forth between households, like y'all still got two households.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: You spend a week there, two weeks, y'all go back
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: and forth. Y'all, you have to really do something and
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: spend more than one night a week with somebody, because
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: they start getting they start to get comfortable, and they
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: really show their truth signs.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: They really show their ances. That's real. That's real. I'm
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: telling you, mother fuck live.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: With that mother. Yeah, tell you something. Enough time in there,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: dwelling in the fucking way.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Only way. I'm like, I didn't know you was like this,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: What the y'all don't think I like you anymore?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Was that the last question? Yeah, that's gonna be okay,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: Well we're gonna so here.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: Emo.
• 1:21:12
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• 1:21:14
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• 1:22:00
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