Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 497: God's BBL
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- 0:10Speaker 1: Yea, so it was go go crazy as a kid.
- 0:20Speaker 1: I thought they were saying, do it in the butt.
- 0:22Speaker 1: I'm like, this song is do it in the butt.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Do it in the butt, man, do it in the back.
- 0:30Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, do it in the butt, doing
- 0:34Speaker 1: in the back all night long. I thought it was
- 0:37Speaker 1: being inclusive because you know, it's it's start to pop
- 0:39Speaker 1: off there.
- 0:45Speaker 2: I mean it's been. It's been popping off forever.
- 0:49Speaker 1: The beginning, popping off, popping in, popping in, popping out,
- 0:53Speaker 1: plopping back in. Oh man, pumping up. You got that
- 0:58Speaker 1: shiny you have this shiny looking.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Whoa, you got this, but you still got that turtle neck.
- 1:07Speaker 3: Oh you recycled that turtle neck.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Oh you need to take off that turtle neck. Where's
- 1:16Speaker 1: my shot? I don't know. Did you check you one
- 1:20Speaker 1: turtle neck? It must be in your turtle neck. He
- 1:24Speaker 1: was really turtle neck. B that's that nothing he can do.
- 1:27Speaker 1: That's when I was like, all right, he's playing in
- 1:29Speaker 1: this honestly. I mean, I'm sure we won't talk a
- 1:32Speaker 1: lot of money, Like, hey, everybody's not that serious podcast.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Great podcast in the world. I'm one of your host
- 1:36Speaker 1: Big Mike elsie Ken is.
- 1:38Speaker 2: In the building aka doctor Waffle. Okay, seeing a sensation
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- 2:17Speaker 1: I was gonna just throw you a cup. But yeah,
- 2:20Speaker 1: we could definitely control how many, but we can't.
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- 3:48Speaker 1: Let me hit something. Oh Mike still Austin. Wow two days?
- 3:58Speaker 1: What the fuck was that shout out? The thought of
- 4:02Speaker 1: nigga put a waff in that bitch I had alcohol yesterday.
- 4:05Speaker 1: I was about to say, hello, God, damn it, the
- 4:08Speaker 1: essence of liquor. Wow, Mike.
- 4:13Speaker 4: Everyone Mike was outside yesterday.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Bell Yeah that guy. Everyone drink responsibly, stay thirsty my friends? Yes,
- 4:32Speaker 1: So like I said that guy like.
- 4:34Speaker 4: The real like like like like woody wood.
- 4:39Speaker 1: He tastest high quality stuff over there is still often
- 4:44Speaker 1: a little so ready so a lot of wood. Yeah. Yeah,
- 4:49Speaker 1: that nigga was playing his face. Yeah.
- 4:52Speaker 5: And you know the thing is, though, don't even have
- 4:55Speaker 5: enough songs to really.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Be he was.
- 4:58Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying is really dish in bro. He said,
- 5:02Speaker 4: Tank doesn't have enough song like his own songs. If
- 5:06Speaker 4: you don't know what normal to regular human being, neither one.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Of them did more than No, he doesn't. He doesn't
- 5:13Speaker 1: mean we literally just saw it. No he doesn't. Yeah,
- 5:16Speaker 1: he hasn't, respectfully. Half the things Sake was saying weren't
- 5:21Speaker 1: his songs. He was either doing backup or songs that
- 5:23Speaker 1: he wrote, which I mean, if you're doing the writing bag,
- 5:26Speaker 1: all right, cool. Nigga de even know the lyrics to
- 5:29Speaker 1: them ships. That's what I'm saying to me. Tank loses
- 5:33Speaker 1: just by bringing trays songs out. So if you don't
- 5:36Speaker 1: know what we're talking give them extended time.
- 5:38Speaker 2: If you don't know what we're talking about. There was
- 5:39Speaker 2: a versus uh Tank Yes twenty twenty six. Yes, Yes,
- 5:44Speaker 2: Corey twenty twenty six. There was a verses. I know
- 5:46Speaker 2: you saw it.
- 5:47Speaker 6: It was it was actually it was a good verses.
- 5:49Speaker 2: I know you saw that did happen?
- 5:52Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah I heard they brought Trey
- 5:56Speaker 4: songs out.
- 5:57Speaker 1: So that was the stuff?
- 6:01Speaker 7: Where that where?
- 6:03Speaker 1: What stuff? How is that? Inn l?
- 6:05Speaker 7: Nobody gives a fuck.
- 6:07Speaker 1: We were just talking about it. What you mean?
- 6:10Speaker 4: We were just talking about a lot of other things
- 6:12Speaker 4: that nobody cares about.
- 6:14Speaker 1: Dang it happens the verses exactly.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Corey is just doubling down on versus not being relevant anymore.
- 6:21Speaker 1: It's yes, just let me know that. That's thank you.
- 6:26Speaker 1: This is finally for me. For me, that was because
- 6:31Speaker 1: it's just the entire spirit of the verses is lost.
- 6:33Speaker 1: What's the spirit of the verses? The spirit of the
- 6:36Speaker 1: of the verses? To me, damn that that shot got
- 6:39Speaker 1: you loose already. The verses to me was artists showcasing
- 6:45Speaker 1: their work or like in a way that's like it
- 6:47Speaker 1: almost felt like you were just learning something like oh,
- 6:52Speaker 1: especially what they got away from is the songwriting aspect
- 6:55Speaker 1: and the producer aspects. It's become more of like this
- 7:00Speaker 1: is a show performance instead of just showcasing the music
- 7:04Speaker 1: and like an appreciation for the music they made, so
- 7:06Speaker 1: you liked it before it was affiliated with that Apple TV. Yeah,
- 7:10Speaker 1: Yo put the verses back in the home studios.
- 7:14Speaker 4: It was better when it was producers doing it because
- 7:16Speaker 4: it was like, oh wait, you wrote that.
- 7:18Speaker 1: But even then the producers, because that last one was
- 7:21Speaker 1: the fucking blowout Mike will made it versus up. There
- 7:24Speaker 1: was also some horseship I don't wrap their wrap the songs,
- 7:29Speaker 1: but they were bringing out artists.
- 7:30Speaker 2: But that's not what that's not what this is. But
- 7:34Speaker 2: I mean, if it's an artist that's performing.
- 7:37Speaker 1: They weren't even really what's the what's the difference between
- 7:41Speaker 1: a writer showcasing their music and then having the artists
- 7:45Speaker 1: come out and sing it. What's the difference? To me?
- 7:47Speaker 1: The writing thing is like, oh you learn a lot,
- 7:49Speaker 1: like oh I didn't know you wrote that, or I
- 7:52Speaker 1: didn't know, oh you produced that, Like it was like
- 7:56Speaker 1: not you were enjoying the music, but also like you
- 7:58Speaker 1: learn more about I mean that's what I did. You
- 8:01Speaker 1: know Tank wrote all those songs? No, but it's like
- 8:06Speaker 1: he doesn't care. He doesn't care.
- 8:08Speaker 2: I don't but it's like extra bells and whistles and
- 8:11Speaker 2: it lost necessary.
- 8:12Speaker 1: It lost it lost his essence. But you give me
- 8:15Speaker 1: all this fluff, give me the knat and potato.
- 8:17Speaker 5: Like, what do you think what was the epitome of versus?
- 8:19Speaker 5: What was your favorite one?
- 8:20Speaker 1: You know, I really enjoyed the Neo Johnta one Johns Austin. Yeah,
- 8:28Speaker 1: I learned a lot.
- 8:29Speaker 5: I was like, oh, because you.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I mean you probably didn't did you know who Johnson
- 8:32Speaker 1: Austin was.
- 8:33Speaker 4: I knew who he was, wasn't defamiliar with his game,
- 8:36Speaker 4: But I also wasn't that familiar with Neo's writing.
- 8:38Speaker 8: I like.
- 8:40Speaker 4: Everything nuts any right, like irreplaceable Nigga, it is nuts.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Yeah, he's crazy. So it's like put the ship back
- 8:49Speaker 1: in the home. But now it's like all these and
- 8:52Speaker 1: then the peak, the peak of the like public ones,
- 8:55Speaker 1: the dip set, that was great one. I was on
- 8:58Speaker 1: the very much to lose an end of that. Oh yeah,
- 9:00Speaker 1: that was fantastic. I just rewatched.
- 9:03Speaker 5: I rewatched like fifteen minutes of that.
- 9:04Speaker 4: I think that was was that like the first ones
- 9:06Speaker 4: when it was like really outside like that.
- 9:08Speaker 1: That was probably the first big one, big Square Garden, right, no, no, no, no, no.
- 9:13Speaker 9: It was no, it was in New York, but it
- 9:15Speaker 9: wasn't at the Garden. They No, I wasn't even at
- 9:18Speaker 9: the Barclays. It was somewhere in New York.
- 9:20Speaker 1: It was.
- 9:20Speaker 4: It was It might have been like one of those
- 9:22Speaker 4: side theaters, not the main It wasn't like but it
- 9:25Speaker 4: was big.
- 9:25Speaker 9: It was like a side theater. It was bigger than
- 9:27Speaker 9: like Gramercy Theater or something. It was bigger than that,
- 9:29Speaker 9: but not like Madison Square Guarden.
- 9:31Speaker 1: It might have been at Madison. No, it wasn't.
- 9:32Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you second, what was everybody's fifth
- 9:36Speaker 4: their favorite versus?
- 9:38Speaker 8: Uh?
- 9:39Speaker 9: I would probably say that and if it wasn't that one,
- 9:44Speaker 9: mm hmm.
- 9:45Speaker 1: I really did. I really did enjoy the Gucci man.
- 9:49Speaker 9: Oh yeah, but because dirt. That was just absolutely ridiculous.
- 9:54Speaker 9: That was crazy.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Yeah, the lox Ver's dip sset was at Madison Square Garden. Yeah,
- 10:00Speaker 2: theater theater. It wasn't in like mad that's what.
- 10:03Speaker 9: Yeah, it wasn't the Senate And I said it was
- 10:06Speaker 9: like okay, yeah, yeah, okay.
- 10:08Speaker 1: He that was another good one. The goddamn why you
- 10:12Speaker 1: do that? I want to Luther, Chris Nelly, you got
- 10:15Speaker 1: to listen.
- 10:16Speaker 6: Yeah, but everybody knew that was but that.
- 10:18Speaker 4: Was the one that was in the studio, right, yeah,
- 10:21Speaker 4: and that one kind of even I got a little
- 10:22Speaker 4: thrown up because Nelly started playing like new stuff and
- 10:24Speaker 4: everybody's like, what, you're just trying to promote Now, I'm
- 10:28Speaker 4: gonna tell you.
- 10:28Speaker 2: You don't want to hear he needed his money many
- 10:31Speaker 2: Let me.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Tell you one thing, tough. We don't want to hear
- 10:34Speaker 1: none of your news yet.
- 10:36Speaker 6: I don't who you with. He did the same thing.
- 10:39Speaker 6: We went to go see him in Vegas too.
- 10:41Speaker 1: He was like, like, why are you playing?
- 10:42Speaker 6: Nobody want to hear this ship.
- 10:44Speaker 5: I forgot there was an aerkabat Dude versus Jill Scott
- 10:47Speaker 5: mm hmm.
- 10:48Speaker 1: All about that. That was really high viboration was six
- 10:50Speaker 1: years ago. That one was no, that was no. There
- 10:52Speaker 1: was no malice there.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Brandy and Monica. I think Monica tried to play some
- 10:56Speaker 2: new music.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I was like, yeah she did. I was like.
- 11:01Speaker 9: Bounty Killer verse Beanie Man. That one was entertaining. When
- 11:03Speaker 9: Beating Man was time, I think I skipped that one.
- 11:07Speaker 9: Man was looking like a really, you're making uncle so funny.
- 11:10Speaker 9: That was a good one. The DMX vers Snoop Dogg.
- 11:13Speaker 7: That happened really, I would remember that.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yep, I remember that one many moons ago, Marion versus Mario.
- 11:21Speaker 1: That ship was asked because o Marion. He he pretty
- 11:25Speaker 1: much came out the same way. Uh Tyresee did. Neither
- 11:29Speaker 1: one of those niggas was prepared for that ship.
- 11:31Speaker 4: No, it was good until he started eating the watermelon.
- 11:35Speaker 4: I forgot about it.
- 11:36Speaker 6: That was him and his brother was sharing one.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Yeah, that was weird with Sharon. I forgot all about that.
- 11:42Speaker 1: But the thing is like for niggas, that's not like granted, oh, Marion,
- 11:46Speaker 1: he he's still like he's still doing shows and tours.
- 11:49Speaker 1: But like for Tyrese, like, if you're not really engaged
- 11:53Speaker 1: in that ship, you need to come with the vocals ready,
- 11:56Speaker 1: because it took him way too long to get his vocals. Also,
- 12:00Speaker 1: I think sounding.
- 12:00Speaker 9: Good, I think a lot of people like when they
- 12:02Speaker 9: do these, you really they really need to get in
- 12:04Speaker 9: touch with the DJ because I think he was struggling
- 12:08Speaker 9: early too, like turn up my sound, sir, turn up
- 12:14Speaker 9: my sound.
- 12:14Speaker 1: This is an unprofessional nigga.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I'm not convinced. I think he was just trying to
- 12:18Speaker 2: hype up the crowd.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Oh, he was definitely trying to do that too, but
- 12:20Speaker 1: the thing is this sound was listening to UH, to
- 12:23Speaker 1: fucking e Bron and whoever. And in the beginning they
- 12:28Speaker 1: were saying like how each person prepared for the verses.
- 12:30Speaker 1: There was like Tank was in here, he was in
- 12:32Speaker 1: here with his UH band and his background singers. They
- 12:36Speaker 1: was like, I ain't like the way that sounded. Let's
- 12:38Speaker 1: do that ship over again. They said. Tyrese came, did
- 12:42Speaker 1: a little huh left and then he ain't come back
- 12:45Speaker 1: into the ship was about to start.
- 12:46Speaker 6: That's why his ship wasn't ready.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Who was surprised and another thing not surprised by that?
- 12:50Speaker 1: Why do we need all these personalities around it?
- 12:52Speaker 10: That's like.
- 12:56Speaker 1: Two niggas doing the pre these two random motherfucker is
- 13:00Speaker 1: doing the doing like a tight five.
- 13:03Speaker 5: Like the is they turned into a whole show.
- 13:07Speaker 9: I think I think the goal is they want to
- 13:08Speaker 9: eventually make this like a touring type thing.
- 13:10Speaker 1: That's what the that's what.
- 13:11Speaker 2: I don't think that's possible.
- 13:12Speaker 1: They want to make this as big as possible.
- 13:15Speaker 2: I don't think I need to hear from Ebro at
- 13:17Speaker 2: all around this about this, before this, after this, during this.
- 13:21Speaker 1: Really anything, to be honest.
- 13:23Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's how I feel I'm still doing shows
- 13:28Speaker 4: in twenty twenty six.
- 13:29Speaker 1: But you could do it, and yeah, it just had
- 13:31Speaker 1: to be a big event where you got people.
- 13:34Speaker 2: But I mean, it's Apple music, so you know it's gonna.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Be Yea performed irrelevant.
- 13:38Speaker 4: When nobody cared about uh no limit verse cash money,
- 13:43Speaker 4: That's when I knew nobody cared.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Why a big deal?
- 13:47Speaker 10: No, I didn't.
- 13:49Speaker 1: This is when you don't care, You don't care about it.
- 13:51Speaker 1: When you realize, oh, little Wayne is not involved, that
- 13:54Speaker 1: takes you out of it. It means I don't care anymore.
- 13:56Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 13:57Speaker 7: Even if Little Wayne was there, nobody cared.
- 13:59Speaker 1: No, No Wayne was involved. Nigga would care? All right,
- 14:02Speaker 1: I cannot.
- 14:02Speaker 2: You should have taken your could you should have taken
- 14:05Speaker 2: why you could watching watching my victory?
- 14:07Speaker 7: Where was the versus for cash money in the limit?
- 14:11Speaker 1: Where was I don't care?
- 14:12Speaker 4: Beat location doesn't matter, hold on it does because Lil
- 14:16Speaker 4: Wayne was supposed to perform leading up to that day
- 14:19Speaker 4: and nobody cared. Did you don't even know where it was?
- 14:21Speaker 4: Wasn't even in New Orleans.
- 14:22Speaker 1: I knew Little Wayne wasn't involved in the game. He
- 14:24Speaker 1: didn't know.
- 14:25Speaker 4: He didn't confirm this to the day up. Stop it, no,
- 14:28Speaker 4: thank you, my point exactly next time.
- 14:31Speaker 2: But if he performed, if he was part of it,
- 14:33Speaker 2: people would have cared.
- 14:34Speaker 4: Yeah, people would have cared more. But it still would
- 14:36Speaker 4: have been an irrelevant event.
- 14:37Speaker 7: But people, because he can't even tell you where.
- 14:39Speaker 1: It was, that doesn't the location does on your phone.
- 14:42Speaker 4: We're not going to That means people are talking about
- 14:45Speaker 4: it because.
- 14:46Speaker 1: It's not where this one. Yeah, but you know where
- 14:50Speaker 1: any of them are.
- 14:51Speaker 7: But you knew, right, oh okay, but you knew.
- 14:54Speaker 1: We're just marketing Madison Square Guard because it was because
- 14:58Speaker 1: it was relevant, because it's the Madison Square Garden.
- 15:02Speaker 7: Madison Square Garden is not bigger than.
- 15:05Speaker 4: It is.
- 15:06Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden is one of the most well known
- 15:08Speaker 1: locations in the world, more important than the NFL stadium
- 15:13Speaker 1: that they performed. Jackie Chan said, and run showered one.
- 15:17Speaker 1: I always wanted to see the Nicks play and Madison Square.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna say, oh my god, come to China, come
- 15:21Speaker 1: to the b K Smoothie Center, come to the Las
- 15:24Speaker 1: Vegas Convention Center, come to the Sphere, come to the Smoothie.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Someone might say, come to THEE Yeah, but it's not
- 15:33Speaker 1: like Madison Square, God damn.
- 15:35Speaker 7: Garden, save amount of people care about the persons.
- 15:39Speaker 1: I hear you. But it's just if little If, if
- 15:41Speaker 1: it was from the Little Wings, is definitely gonna be here.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Well that's what they were promoting. Well, I don't remember that.
- 15:48Speaker 7: Lil Wayne confirmed the day of he wasn't going to perform.
- 15:52Speaker 1: Was that confirmed? I wasn't gonna immediately, but I wis
- 16:00Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know they can't get a Little
- 16:01Speaker 1: Wayne because he still hates Baby.
- 16:03Speaker 4: So yeah, but that's part of the reason why he
- 16:05Speaker 4: confirmed day of. Oh, like, I still ain't get my money,
- 16:08Speaker 4: so I'm not coming. And if you knew anything about
- 16:10Speaker 4: Baby before there, it's just like, there's no way Little
- 16:13Speaker 4: Wayne's going to be involved because I know this nigga
- 16:15Speaker 4: isn't given this nigg any money yet.
- 16:16Speaker 1: There you go. But speaking of convinces, oh, he was
- 16:21Speaker 1: going to find that. It looks like that cash Money
- 16:23Speaker 1: Records versus No Limit had six point seven million engagements.
- 16:29Speaker 1: It'll show the really that that that that's six many people.
- 16:32Speaker 1: That means that people were a gay. That don't mean
- 16:34Speaker 1: people acting well, that's people that play like that was interesting.
- 16:39Speaker 1: That means that somebody was interested in it, so like
- 16:42Speaker 1: speaking up at some point, until people got there realized
- 16:45Speaker 1: that Wayne was there, they pulled off.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Speaking of the turning point us a halftime show.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Oh boy, there was a certain the halftime show that
- 16:55Speaker 1: really wasn't at the halftime show that was pre recorded bullshit.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Yes, speaking of such right wing nonsense, A certain drew
- 17:02Speaker 2: Ski had a very popular skit this past.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Week, a hilarious yes. Yeah.
- 17:10Speaker 2: If you didn't see the skit, I guess you're under
- 17:12Speaker 2: a rock somewhere. Drewski had a skit entitled or titled
- 17:18Speaker 2: like Conservative Women Today, and he came out like a.
- 17:23Speaker 1: Very prominent.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Up and coming right wing blonde woman whose husband recently died.
- 17:29Speaker 2: I mean he didn't say her name, you.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Could say, you could honestly, it was you could attribute
- 17:36Speaker 1: that to a lot of them.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Did you see the one that they showed today? And
- 17:40Speaker 4: people were like, yo, this is what Drewky looks like.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a woman today.
- 17:45Speaker 1: It looked more like her than the other woman who
- 17:47Speaker 1: was never named.
- 17:48Speaker 2: But yeah, Drewski had the bells and whistles.
- 17:50Speaker 1: He came out.
- 17:50Speaker 2: He came out dancing with the in fireworks and full
- 17:54Speaker 2: white face with a blond wig and some horribly wonderful
- 17:58Speaker 2: facial makeup.
- 17:59Speaker 8: It was.
- 18:00Speaker 1: It was terribly bad.
- 18:01Speaker 2: He had the fireworks singing in the car to Katie Perry.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Hilarious, you know the funny, the funniest thing about that.
- 18:07Speaker 1: I want to be honest. What to be honest? Skit
- 18:12Speaker 1: wasn't even that funny. But it didn't have to do.
- 18:16Speaker 1: I understand, I was. I wasn't finished, but because of
- 18:21Speaker 1: how angry it made the people I hate. Yes, it's
- 18:27Speaker 1: the funniest thing in the world. Oh yeah, twomb it's not.
- 18:30Speaker 1: It wasn't. It's funny, but it's effect.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Hilarious, hilarious because his last kit wasn't that good hilarious.
- 18:38Speaker 9: Related, they said that skit had more viewers than The
- 18:41Speaker 9: Turning Point US a half times.
- 18:43Speaker 1: I'm not supplied in like the first like I believe it.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I just believe it. And then Ted Cruz like it's
- 18:50Speaker 1: gonna record like it breeds.
- 18:53Speaker 4: Do you have to say, Canadian born Cuban right wing
- 18:58Speaker 4: dick sucker?
- 18:59Speaker 1: Shut up? Do you have contemper the nigga that called
- 19:02Speaker 1: your wife ugly? You fucking cut shut the hate. I
- 19:05Speaker 1: hate Ted Cruise. I do not like him. I'm telling
- 19:08Speaker 1: him his name. He actually know. Why don't you get
- 19:13Speaker 1: the fuck out of here?
- 19:14Speaker 4: Somebody say it's a hurricane in Texas, so you can
- 19:16Speaker 4: get the funk out of there and leave your people
- 19:18Speaker 4: and abandon your people like you always.
- 19:21Speaker 1: Funck off Ted Cruise. It's funny and your wife is ugly.
- 19:25Speaker 2: They're more they're more offended by this than like, yeah,
- 19:28Speaker 2: the pedophilia, it's been associated with them now, bro, they
- 19:32Speaker 2: completely disregard pedophilia.
- 19:34Speaker 1: But no, but but why is he making fun of
- 19:39Speaker 1: her husband died six months ago? But if if, if
- 19:42Speaker 1: we did blackface is racist?
- 19:44Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yes, sorry, that one's off the table, yo,
- 19:50Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 19:52Speaker 1: They stopped. Why stopped? This is why I keep my
- 19:55Speaker 1: coofie on.
- 19:56Speaker 2: You'll never sit because there's there's still people doing black
- 19:59Speaker 2: face and they ain't get away with it because.
- 20:02Speaker 1: Y'all don't have no morals. You know, it's crazy, fucking
- 20:07Speaker 1: loser ass. Jamie Kennedy came up from the fucking dead,
- 20:12Speaker 1: Oh my god, and we just gave this problem, just
- 20:15Speaker 1: gave you shine. Oh my god, Jamie Kennedy. Dog, he said,
- 20:19Speaker 1: I used to I did it white as it fun
- 20:20Speaker 1: because that's that's the fairy fail it shut up. That's
- 20:27Speaker 1: the problem.
- 20:28Speaker 2: If you're gonna do something that's horribly offensive, it has
- 20:31Speaker 2: to be fun be funny.
- 20:33Speaker 1: There's the reason we glanced over Robert Downey junior ship.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I will never see it was funny about that, because
- 20:38Speaker 1: that was hilarious. I'm sorry, it's funny. I got my
- 20:44Speaker 1: coofie on the whole concert. I'm telling you, I'm the
- 20:48Speaker 1: strongest black man in the world, but you set me
- 20:50Speaker 1: in for that ship. I'm peeing myself. And because that,
- 20:54Speaker 1: he said, I don't know, he said, with some cold
- 20:59Speaker 1: and some greens on there. What's even funnier to me
- 21:04Speaker 1: is that did you see the YouTube video? I know
- 21:06Speaker 1: we talked about the YouTube videos when he had the
- 21:08Speaker 1: dude underneath the bath of underneath the fo I just
- 21:11Speaker 1: got it, I just gotta.
- 21:17Speaker 2: And he was writing on his back in a pin
- 21:19Speaker 2: with a pin talking about the constellation.
- 21:23Speaker 11: He said, David, using that word to hold his back four.
- 21:30Speaker 11: He's like playing one of the whole cons. He was
- 21:32Speaker 11: playing a guy who was just ignorant, right like the
- 21:35Speaker 11: dude playing the dude.
- 21:36Speaker 1: This guy is another dude.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Well in the in the movie, he was playing a
- 21:39Speaker 2: guy that like lost touch with himself, like he forgot
- 21:41Speaker 2: who he was because he's doing so many different character actors.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Oh so then he just got stuck his' like.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Astra action for real, I just get some crawl fish
- 21:55Speaker 1: in there, dot talk like that, right of that movie
- 22:00Speaker 1: was fucking hilarious. The Ben still in that. Yeah, Like
- 22:07Speaker 1: when I was like, he's like, he's Ben sais Ago,
- 22:11Speaker 1: I'm sorry, He's just funny.
- 22:13Speaker 10: Yeah, I like him.
- 22:14Speaker 1: One of the funniest movie white Man ever to me.
- 22:18Speaker 1: But yeah, that's why we don't look at that, because
- 22:21Speaker 1: you gotta be funny to get away with it. Jamie
- 22:24Speaker 1: Kennedy outside of Malibue, it's most wanted. You suck my moments.
- 22:30Speaker 1: We don't care. It's not funny. His his his TV
- 22:33Speaker 1: show was hilarious. Jamie Kinn's Experience was a hit. That's cool,
- 22:38Speaker 1: A hit, Yes, it was. It was cool. Yeah, but
- 22:40Speaker 1: Punk did it better ahead, I don't care. Actually, cuntry
- 22:45Speaker 1: did it better with Punk Jamie Kennedy.
- 22:48Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was it was a prank. It was
- 22:49Speaker 5: a prank show, right.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I think that ship lasts. I can three seasons, three
- 22:55Speaker 1: three seasons? Cool? How many punkin nineteen twenty seven. Forever,
- 23:03Speaker 1: thank you, Asht. Yes, but that's why I keep my
- 23:07Speaker 1: kofy on.
- 23:07Speaker 4: Man.
- 23:09Speaker 1: They will disappoint you at every turn. Can eventually you
- 23:13Speaker 1: can't soon as you think that. But yeah, so yeah
- 23:18Speaker 1: fuck him. I mean, oh we're gonna say no. I
- 23:23Speaker 1: was just saying, like the skit I like, like when
- 23:26Speaker 1: people when they're angry, I just enjoyed all the time.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Someone made a good point that like Drew Ski's kind
- 23:32Speaker 2: of I wouldn't say, or I would say he's he's
- 23:35Speaker 2: largely a political, like he doesn't really usually take up
- 23:38Speaker 2: a political that's the furtherest political about anything. But if
- 23:41Speaker 2: you just if you see the things he's making fun of,
- 23:45Speaker 2: you can kind of piece together like his beliefs, because
- 23:47Speaker 2: if he's making fun of something, he's like that's kind
- 23:50Speaker 2: of wild, Like maybe like even the thing about the Black.
- 23:53Speaker 9: Church, he's like mm hmm, Like he has to say
- 23:57Speaker 9: he's always and Corey always says too, like he makes
- 24:00Speaker 9: fun of people that he grew up around and the
- 24:03Speaker 9: ship that he's he has seen and like you said,
- 24:05Speaker 9: he clearly doesn't agree with that.
- 24:07Speaker 1: That's why he's making fun of it.
- 24:08Speaker 9: Like even like even his first character, would you like
- 24:11Speaker 9: the wooden nigga was mad weird, like he was making
- 24:14Speaker 9: fun of those type of niggas.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Like everybody knows a nigga like that. Like he's not
- 24:18Speaker 1: like as far off.
- 24:19Speaker 4: His content is just so relatable. It's home the niggas,
- 24:23Speaker 4: not that niggas an anthropologist, Yes, right, that nigga studies
- 24:29Speaker 4: the human when like and also when they tried to
- 24:33Speaker 4: get on him for wife and he hit them with
- 24:35Speaker 4: the reverse schoo. Yeah, he's like, my grandfather's white.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I'm white. I'm actually white. I'm one of you. Grandpa
- 24:43Speaker 1: looked just like I look like a white. I was like, whoa.
- 24:48Speaker 1: I can see it in the eyes, literally see it
- 24:51Speaker 1: in his eyes. Damn nigga a white. I'm like, you
- 24:54Speaker 1: got that, honest buddy, would have thought a white? I
- 24:58Speaker 1: saw that nigga.
- 24:58Speaker 4: I was like Roll Todd, Yeah, I funk with Drisky.
- 25:02Speaker 4: He've been on the pie one day, one day. You listen, Yeah,
- 25:07Speaker 4: so big Peter, Who's who do we got next?
- 25:10Speaker 1: You got? Oh? Well, let's continue. We're gonna continue with
- 25:15Speaker 1: condolences for Elsie Colen.
- 25:19Speaker 4: We're sorry, brother, how you're doing in this rough rough
- 25:21Speaker 4: time with the with the with the news a lot
- 25:26Speaker 4: of pregnancy.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm a I was gonna say, he doesn't
- 25:30Speaker 2: even like a lot of like that, like a lot
- 25:32Speaker 2: of like I like a lot of me.
- 25:35Speaker 1: I'm the one that's paid. You know how you like him?
- 25:39Speaker 1: What white?
- 25:42Speaker 2: She just has a nice ass, man, Okay, turn those lights.
- 25:51Speaker 2: I want to say, Meg's not white. Cocle Jones is
- 25:53Speaker 2: in white.
- 25:56Speaker 9: Now, Lorilla come out right. Now, that's where I'll really
- 25:59Speaker 9: be throwing furniture.
- 26:02Speaker 1: I'll be up saved. Well, she's just gonna do an upgrade,
- 26:05Speaker 1: like what's her name? Pregnancy has blessed man?
- 26:10Speaker 7: Somebody an apology?
- 26:11Speaker 4: Boy, I don't, because you had to get on that.
- 26:17Speaker 4: You had to get the natural b b L tempo
- 26:20Speaker 4: bent on that. Once you get once you get God's
- 26:23Speaker 4: b b L.
- 26:25Speaker 1: That's the name of the episode. Pregnancy is God's BBL.
- 26:30Speaker 1: I'll be looking at Biggie's tents like Wow, Okay, I'm like, fantastic,
- 26:36Speaker 1: shout up to you, big G big more like big D.
- 26:41Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, I said big G. I was a
- 26:44Speaker 1: big Biggie big D.
- 26:48Speaker 8: I was.
- 26:49Speaker 1: She's living about the card. The other day.
- 26:51Speaker 2: I was like.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Mike was like, got the extra room for me. I'm like,
- 27:03Speaker 1: may I cut in for this dancer? A table for one? Please? Garson? Please?
- 27:15Speaker 1: May I? May I cut in for this dancer? Lord Michael,
- 27:23Speaker 1: what was it? Lord Michael, water Lord the Haven Water
- 27:26Speaker 1: Turn of Lansbury, shild Might I cut in for this sng.
- 27:34Speaker 12: Mister young Carter, Lord Carter, sir, if if you do,
- 27:38Speaker 12: please your Papa, I want to do cut in on
- 27:42Speaker 12: mama's teeth for a brief moment.
- 27:45Speaker 1: If it pleases, I swear I will be but a
- 27:49Speaker 1: brief movement. I will suckle the meat for the teat,
- 27:53Speaker 1: and I will produce milk from my nuts and be
- 27:57Speaker 1: on my way.
- 27:58Speaker 10: Thank you, in me on my way?
- 28:00Speaker 1: Think you I won't be too much about that, I
- 28:06Speaker 1: assure you. Oh my god, but yeah, shout out yourself.
- 28:14Speaker 5: You know, people have been saying this ship about a
- 28:18Speaker 5: lot of Like they call this ship months ago.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Now they're like that bitch is pregnant. Like I don't
- 28:22Speaker 1: know how they knew, because they're weird. Yeah, people are
- 28:26Speaker 1: really weird. Bro.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Like they noticed that she stopped taking pictures at a
- 28:30Speaker 2: certain time. They were like, oh, this is not this
- 28:32Speaker 2: is actually dated from last year. It was like Okay,
- 28:36Speaker 2: you got to take a picture from y'all one angle,
- 28:38Speaker 2: so y'all won, y'all got It's weird, you can.
- 28:42Speaker 4: Be, but it does get to the point where you
- 28:44Speaker 4: can see, you can tell when a chicken is obviously
- 28:47Speaker 4: hiding a pregnancy, where it's like, all right, it's like
- 28:49Speaker 4: I can see two months like three months ago, you
- 28:51Speaker 4: was all loose, like you wasking two pieces, and now
- 28:56Speaker 4: it's just you look like you don't even go out.
- 28:58Speaker 1: You look you dressed like eating, you're hiding something. They
- 29:04Speaker 1: caught her like they caught her just like that was
- 29:08Speaker 1: that brunch yesterday? Really, hey man, let them enjoy their brunch.
- 29:12Speaker 1: I just thought, I don't need this. Listen, this is
- 29:15Speaker 1: this is two weeks in a row that I'm bringing
- 29:17Speaker 1: I'm in Muslim business. You ain't see him.
- 29:22Speaker 2: In the back, Patty, Why are you making that face
- 29:25Speaker 2: on the back? I huh, okay, I didn't see what
- 29:30Speaker 2: he said.
- 29:30Speaker 1: But moving on, moving. But we didn't even talk about that.
- 29:35Speaker 1: But oh yeah, you want to hear about what we get?
- 29:41Speaker 1: Were you here all right? So yeah, we we celebrated.
- 29:43Speaker 1: We had an early birthday, surprise birthday celebration for one
- 29:48Speaker 1: Elsie on Sunday. Everybody here was in attendance, Yes, including me.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Good thing that called me because I forgot. I tried
- 30:01Speaker 1: to be on the couch sleep. You were talking, he
- 30:03Speaker 1: was like, yeah, let's go. Yeah. I was like coming.
- 30:06Speaker 10: He was talking on that.
- 30:08Speaker 1: I forgot to put on my calendar. If I don't
- 30:09Speaker 1: put on my calendar, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exists.
- 30:13Speaker 1: It's not happening. It's not on the same song calendar.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Don't go Samsung, Google, Yahoo, pick one, multiple calendars. Yeah,
- 30:21Speaker 1: but that was Yeah, So we had had fun. Did
- 30:24Speaker 1: you enjoy yourself? Yeah? I had a great time.
- 30:26Speaker 9: I was genuinely relacing you with shots. Yeah, I mean
- 30:29Speaker 9: I know how to kind of faggle my way.
- 30:31Speaker 1: You're not veteran. I kept drinking him, but he was
- 30:36Speaker 1: acting reluctantly. Oh that's not what he did. I was doing.
- 30:41Speaker 2: That's not He wasn't paying attention.
- 30:44Speaker 1: You got he left one. No, what I didn't see
- 30:47Speaker 1: Elsie finished a whole shot. No, I saw him. I saw.
- 30:52Speaker 2: I think you saw him finish one shot.
- 30:54Speaker 1: The trick is to drink at all.
- 30:55Speaker 4: Really, the trick is the drink, have of it, put
- 30:59Speaker 4: it down, come back to it. Act like I take
- 31:01Speaker 4: other shots. Come back to that shot. I was originally
- 31:04Speaker 4: drinking and drink that and now it looks like I
- 31:06Speaker 4: took ten. I really just took two.
- 31:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 31:09Speaker 5: I went to work today. I was watching my siblings
- 31:11Speaker 5: did not.
- 31:13Speaker 1: I made it. I was fine. I didn't have to
- 31:15Speaker 1: hangover nothing. But none of them is. They don't live
- 31:18Speaker 1: this like you do. They don't. But even so, I
- 31:20Speaker 1: know how to pace myself. I know what I'm doing.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Once I saw, once I saw mister Vincent that, I
- 31:24Speaker 1: was like, oh, we got them. Were serious? But my dad, yeah,
- 31:28Speaker 1: I was like, whoa my dad?
- 31:31Speaker 13: Mom?
- 31:31Speaker 1: I like senior Elsie like I'm out here in the
- 31:35Speaker 1: club with miss Wendy. I'm like, what a life? I
- 31:37Speaker 1: exactly crazy?
- 31:39Speaker 2: She's mineeset before that we were there last was it
- 31:43Speaker 2: last year for your birthday or two years ago?
- 31:45Speaker 1: Now it was last year? I think. Okay, yeah, well
- 31:47Speaker 1: had to be. Yeah, that was that was a good
- 31:49Speaker 1: surprise as a non like that. That cake was through too.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Was that actual any in that cake tron? That was
- 31:57Speaker 1: actually patrol bottles?
- 31:58Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 31:58Speaker 1: Okay, I have no Yeah. I had a good time.
- 32:02Speaker 1: It was very nice. It was my first time there.
- 32:04Speaker 1: That's a nice little spot. It's funny. Yeah. Yeah, it's
- 32:06Speaker 1: like that every Sunday.
- 32:08Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Sorry to anybody that I talked to, Okay,
- 32:14Speaker 4: shouting you in the discord, I know I talked to you.
- 32:16Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. That music was so loud. I
- 32:19Speaker 1: heard fourteen percent of what.
- 32:20Speaker 9: You actually said to me. Yeah, HBK had that ship.
- 32:25Speaker 9: God when I even when I started DJ a little bit,
- 32:28Speaker 9: iut trying to turn that.
- 32:28Speaker 4: Shit down, like bro, like relax, let's be able to hear,
- 32:33Speaker 4: let's rein it in. Yeah, And it's just right there.
- 32:36Speaker 4: It's right there.
- 32:37Speaker 5: There's no speaker in the back, so if you walk
- 32:39Speaker 5: to the back, it's not that loud.
- 32:41Speaker 4: But it's like, yeah, but back to the original point
- 32:44Speaker 4: why we've brought it up. When we was there and
- 32:47Speaker 4: I naturally we're in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
- 32:49Speaker 1: And I saw like a group of like four girls
- 32:52Speaker 1: that were clearly of.
- 32:54Speaker 4: Muslim faith because they had the full garb on and
- 32:57Speaker 4: full job, the full job. And I was like, now again,
- 33:04Speaker 4: I'm not I'm only fourteen percent, so I'm not all
- 33:07Speaker 4: the way initiated to what's going on.
- 33:09Speaker 1: I was like, is this allowed?
- 33:12Speaker 2: I didn't know, because like this yeah, what's they're not
- 33:16Speaker 2: allowed to eat food and listen to music.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Okay, I'm thinking about if if you're think about it,
- 33:21Speaker 1: the place is just a regular restaurant. It is, it is, okay,
- 33:25Speaker 1: But me, I think this is a bar. I mean
- 33:28Speaker 1: even they can go to bars. They can go to
- 33:29Speaker 1: bars too. I didn't know. I didn't know if I
- 33:32Speaker 1: didn't because anywhere because it's an alcohol like I mean,
- 33:36Speaker 1: you don't have to order it exactly. It's it's all
- 33:38Speaker 1: about different. So I guess they can go anywhere.
- 33:41Speaker 4: They serve alcohol and Saudi Arabia Michael Sey twenty six.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Bro, I'm sorry, I listen.
- 33:46Speaker 7: I listen.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Hey, hey, bro, I don't know.
- 33:50Speaker 2: This doesn't cover the fourteen percent?
- 33:51Speaker 1: Is you know for yeah? That percent? I'm not knowledgeable.
- 33:55Speaker 9: I remember I was DJing a mirage it's probably two
- 33:57Speaker 9: years ago now during Ramadan, and it was Muslims outside
- 34:01Speaker 9: at night in the bar, nice at the.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Club, the unge. That was that allowed.
- 34:09Speaker 5: But it's still human, like if they want to go out,
- 34:10Speaker 5: that's what I'm saying.
- 34:11Speaker 1: I'm not saying. Listen, I do a lot of shit
- 34:14Speaker 1: that the Christian name it was not smile upon and
- 34:18Speaker 1: even I don't know what Haram's not. I thought that
- 34:21Speaker 1: might have been in the Haram section. Maybe it's not.
- 34:24Speaker 1: That could be why they ad my muslim my Muslim beaters,
- 34:27Speaker 1: please educated. I'm really not even trying to be funny.
- 34:30Speaker 9: I really was like they might have even asked to
- 34:32Speaker 9: sit back there for that reason, Like, all right, that's
- 34:34Speaker 9: very That's what I was thinking.
- 34:35Speaker 1: That, which is, that's dope. Let's sit away from the heathenness.
- 34:40Speaker 1: What's going on in there? But a great place.
- 34:45Speaker 4: Drinks were great, chicken wings, fantastic. Watch that was really
- 34:50Speaker 4: goddamn you like that steak. That steak was the best
- 34:53Speaker 4: steak I've had from not a steak good. I was
- 34:58Speaker 4: thoroughly and just look good too.
- 35:00Speaker 1: I was like, huh exactly.
- 35:02Speaker 6: They're not overly wet, they just perfect.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Look Really, I'm like, holy ship, it's good. O.
- 35:08Speaker 4: Big old towers, bro Yeah, top three, No, top three
- 35:13Speaker 4: Mohitos I've ever had?
- 35:14Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, we had a Margarita tower, right, y'all? Had
- 35:17Speaker 1: we had it was a Margarita tower. You got moos too.
- 35:20Speaker 1: I have mohitos. Okay, the Mohito snobs are not in
- 35:23Speaker 1: agreement with me. I got BLI I don't. I don't
- 35:25Speaker 1: have I don't have that any It's okay.
- 35:27Speaker 7: It was it was a it was a bull and
- 35:30Speaker 7: they got it out really fast.
- 35:31Speaker 1: That's what's most important. It was good.
- 35:35Speaker 2: I'm not gonna complain. I wasn't even gonn say anything.
- 35:37Speaker 2: I was just gonna look at Corey off cameras. You know, listen,
- 35:40Speaker 2: ship snob.
- 35:42Speaker 1: We've known you for a long time. Your eyes and
- 35:44Speaker 1: your face.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm looking at Corey.
- 35:47Speaker 7: I'm looking at him.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Very like.
- 35:53Speaker 2: He did that same thing when I ordered the chicken
- 35:54Speaker 2: water like, because when I got the chicken wafles, it
- 35:57Speaker 2: came out cold, and I.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Was like, I smells my chicken and waf because I'm like, yo,
- 36:01Speaker 1: they definitely cooked that shit in old grease.
- 36:02Speaker 6: I can smell it old grease.
- 36:04Speaker 1: I can smell it, he says. He can taste the flour,
- 36:07Speaker 1: and you can smell. With smell, you can smell because
- 36:11Speaker 1: I like smell like everything. I was like, yo, something
- 36:15Speaker 1: smells burnt. Smell like burnt chicken. And then I saw
- 36:17Speaker 1: some black ass chicken water like, oh, that's some old
- 36:20Speaker 1: great chicken, blacks chicken.
- 36:22Speaker 6: That's some old chicken grease chicken.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I never even knew that. Well, chicken, I have sweetlish.
- 36:27Speaker 1: We gotta get you to cook more than you spot
- 36:29Speaker 1: and smell ship like that. Speaking of chicken, Oh the
- 36:33Speaker 1: chicken and beer. Now that chicken, they don't miss, they
- 36:36Speaker 1: don't miss. This was that was not the way you
- 36:39Speaker 1: want that.
- 36:40Speaker 6: That's not. But I woke up this morning, I was like, damn,
- 36:42Speaker 6: I should have got some chicken to gough.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Burt. I mean, we're here, got some Remember I went
- 36:51Speaker 1: to that one thing that dj I took it to go.
- 36:54Speaker 1: I was mad as ship when I was like this
- 36:57Speaker 1: gotta go to before we got but fronk guy. I
- 37:00Speaker 1: told im like, damn you, I should have ordered some
- 37:02Speaker 1: wings to go because she was over there eating the
- 37:04Speaker 1: left dovers from yesterm. I'm looking at them ships. Calamari's legit.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro.
- 37:10Speaker 2: Shout out to Keana. I was I was off a
- 37:12Speaker 2: couple of drinks. Didn't even say hello to you yesterday,
- 37:15Speaker 2: my bad girl.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, before we get off this topic, shout out
- 37:20Speaker 1: to this nigga for bothering the Wagers League to put
- 37:23Speaker 1: on women's basketball on the TV.
- 37:27Speaker 6: Nigga because he just gotta have his girl.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Nigga, we had fucking fucking NFL network of Old Ship
- 37:33Speaker 1: and then like, I'm like, it's March Madness coverage. Yukon
- 37:41Speaker 1: was playing, Oh yeah, bro, I.
- 37:42Speaker 6: Was like, let's put on some something.
- 37:44Speaker 1: Actually, let's put something on that we're actually gonna look
- 37:46Speaker 1: at the TV and watch. And so turned you was
- 37:49Speaker 1: looking at that screen too. I saw all y'all. I
- 37:50Speaker 1: was like, and then when I wanted, I noticed the pony.
- 37:53Speaker 14: I was like, you got girls, but yeah, following her
- 38:02Speaker 14: shout channels, you know it's it's being seven ESPN the W.
- 38:08Speaker 1: You know it's crazy. I was at p in the W.
- 38:13Speaker 1: I was out to eat and on ESPN News they
- 38:16Speaker 1: had pillow fighting.
- 38:18Speaker 4: What I actually missed that ESPN used to show anything, bro.
- 38:22Speaker 4: On ESPN News they were showing pillow used to have whatever. Yeah,
- 38:26Speaker 4: I remember one time they had like fucking drone races,
- 38:29Speaker 4: like like a little like yeah, actually, ESPN two used
- 38:33Speaker 4: to do that a lot.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Like if you if you watch a ship mid day
- 38:37Speaker 1: time out come out, let's circle back this like.
- 38:42Speaker 6: Like I don't competitive pillow fight.
- 38:44Speaker 1: I guess I wasn't like the score. You ever seen
- 38:48Speaker 1: how do You Win? You ever seen car m m
- 38:49Speaker 1: A Are you fighting the car. Huh yeah, I love
- 38:54Speaker 1: that two people start out buckled in a car. What
- 38:58Speaker 1: in the movie scene, Like why that's kind of hard though,
- 39:01Speaker 1: then they get unbuckled. You gotta fight the other person
- 39:04Speaker 1: so you can use it to somebody out with the seatbelt.
- 39:08Speaker 4: They should see that he and you can't leave the
- 39:10Speaker 4: cars like they just you know that ship is hard.
- 39:14Speaker 1: And then one time that way at that point wover
- 39:15Speaker 1: scene came from they pulled. Then one night on like.
- 39:19Speaker 4: One of them free channels on Samsung, like you know
- 39:21Speaker 4: how they had channel. Guard was watching bare knuckle boxing.
- 39:30Speaker 1: He's a real man sight no gloves, bro. He was like,
- 39:35Speaker 1: we just both throw niggas. Niggas was bare knuckle just
- 39:41Speaker 1: a little bit of tape. That's it. No, no, nothing
- 39:45Speaker 1: like this at.
- 39:45Speaker 10: Least the just this is your tape.
- 39:48Speaker 1: The duke that sounds like other niggas skin, I'm like
- 39:52Speaker 1: his face skin is the tape I've seen, like uh
- 39:57Speaker 1: the extreme tag. Oh yeah, I enjoyed the clips, Bro,
- 40:02Speaker 1: dumb crazy. I'm like, Yo, that's just a bust they see.
- 40:06Speaker 1: I was just waiting to happen if I do that ship.
- 40:08Speaker 1: I used to watch the X Games a lot on
- 40:09Speaker 1: ESPN two. That's different things, but the classic, the classic
- 40:12Speaker 1: is a strong man competition.
- 40:15Speaker 4: Jackson Jersey whatever now yeah, picking up the giant boulder,
- 40:20Speaker 4: the balls, picking up the ball. The most impressive thing
- 40:24Speaker 4: to me was obviously the car walk was but the
- 40:26Speaker 4: keke toss over your head, Oh my god, over like
- 40:29Speaker 4: a twenty cake.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Mother fucking Nordic Nordic Viking niggas.
- 40:34Speaker 9: Literally, they'd be raised some some six seven giants from
- 40:36Speaker 9: Norway organ and then it'd be some nigga from Georgia,
- 40:40Speaker 9: like just not Georgia, the country Atlanta.
- 40:46Speaker 1: This is nigga from Sweden, the nigga from zone six
- 40:49Speaker 1: right right, next, wrong and ship like, yo, where do
- 40:52Speaker 1: you find these niggas? The muscles bring us together? Usually,
- 40:55Speaker 1: this is my first time in the throng man competition.
- 40:58Speaker 1: I want to my country, little Wayne whatever a good
- 41:03Speaker 1: time today? Who's next? He twin. I'm about to chuck
- 41:08Speaker 1: this ship fairly. I've been chucking barrels over there, my
- 41:12Speaker 1: grandmama far all my life. This ship ain't this bro,
- 41:16Speaker 1: and they really be.
- 41:17Speaker 9: I missed that ship again losing recipes. I used to
- 41:20Speaker 9: watch a lot of bass fishing.
- 41:22Speaker 1: Nah, a little bit of it. I did.
- 41:25Speaker 8: I did.
- 41:26Speaker 4: They wasn't catching the fish fast enough well, because because
- 41:30Speaker 4: they will only go to whoever was catching something.
- 41:33Speaker 1: So it was constant action because it was like, oh,
- 41:35Speaker 1: somebody's catching some action. To me, that's just a fish.
- 41:38Speaker 2: To me, that's like I always wonder you going into
- 41:41Speaker 2: his house and pulling them out of the water, like
- 41:43Speaker 2: you want.
- 41:44Speaker 1: To go fishing. That ship is so boring. Yeah, that
- 41:47Speaker 1: ship is so boring. Well, who you're talking to, Mike,
- 41:50Speaker 1: that's probably right up his alley. Oh, Michael, just fall asleep.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Michael be out mikeel be out there with the l
- 41:56Speaker 1: and the fishing rider fall asleep. And the next thing
- 41:58Speaker 1: you know, the riders like gone, damn, I'm gonna be
- 42:02Speaker 1: with the fish. I'm fall over big.
- 42:04Speaker 6: Like did you catch anything?
- 42:06Speaker 1: I took my They actually had the real mean Yeah,
- 42:12Speaker 1: Now fishing is boring. As I've gone fishing a couple
- 42:15Speaker 1: of times, like out deep, like uh, not out deep,
- 42:18Speaker 1: but like just off like a little off I was.
- 42:21Speaker 1: I was supposed to go deep sea fishing for somebody's
- 42:25Speaker 1: birthday a few years ago, but she never happened. Don't
- 42:28Speaker 1: do that.
- 42:29Speaker 5: That's scary, very I need to see the land cruise
- 42:34Speaker 5: is already scary enough.
- 42:35Speaker 1: I mean, I've gone scuba diving. So you know now
- 42:38Speaker 1: that you you want to talk about something that's so
- 42:40Speaker 1: peaceful but yet so frightening at the same time that
- 42:43Speaker 1: sounds scuba diving. That I just want I never did
- 42:50Speaker 1: you try try scuba diving? Try it, Try it one time,
- 42:55Speaker 1: one time in your life, because literally so I've gone twice.
- 42:57Speaker 1: The first time I went was in Puerto Rico and
- 43:00Speaker 1: off the beach. Uh swim out, YadA, YadA. The second
- 43:04Speaker 1: time was in d r where we was in a
- 43:06Speaker 1: boat and then we had to like jump off the
- 43:09Speaker 1: boat and to send down to the bottom of the ocean.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Now it's nice and quiet, but every now and then
- 43:14Speaker 1: you got it. Yeah, you gotta look out, make sure
- 43:17Speaker 1: you're in there. It's out there because I'm at a disadvantage.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Remember Adam used to say the Krakens out there. Hell yeah, bro,
- 43:25Speaker 1: But that ship, that ship is peaceful.
- 43:28Speaker 6: As I got to that, I did like the with
- 43:30Speaker 6: the like the little hedge on.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Yeah that okay, okay, yeah, that was quite an experience.
- 43:35Speaker 7: I told you my coworker's honeymoon when he went h
- 43:41Speaker 7: mm hmm.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Scuba diving. What happened?
- 43:43Speaker 7: A co worker did his uh honeymoon South Africa.
- 43:46Speaker 1: So they went, oh he got some money.
- 43:49Speaker 4: Yeah, they went scuba diving worker right, so he said
- 43:53Speaker 4: there there's like different resorts and there's different.
- 43:57Speaker 1: Boats, right, black one and a white one.
- 43:59Speaker 7: Okay, thanks, thanks Michael.
- 44:01Speaker 1: Uh.
- 44:02Speaker 4: The boats are all like traveling the same They're gonna
- 44:06Speaker 4: go to the same general area right right there.
- 44:09Speaker 1: I hate Michael there. We can never forget a part
- 44:11Speaker 1: time there. I'm never gonna let them forget their boat.
- 44:15Speaker 4: Guy says, I I know a better spot. I'm gonna
- 44:18Speaker 4: take us somewhere else. So he's like, all right, So
- 44:21Speaker 4: they go to a better spot and they like put
- 44:24Speaker 4: the anchor down.
- 44:25Speaker 1: Boat stops.
- 44:26Speaker 4: Now now they're gearing up on the equipment, right, So
- 44:30Speaker 4: he says, he puts the equipment on and he's his
- 44:32Speaker 4: back into the water. He's about to like fall in,
- 44:35Speaker 4: and then the guy who's driving the boat grabs his
- 44:38Speaker 4: arm and.
- 44:38Speaker 1: He's like what are you doing?
- 44:39Speaker 4: And I was like turn around and then he looks
- 44:42Speaker 4: around and looks down and it was a school of
- 44:46Speaker 4: hammerhead sharks.
- 44:49Speaker 1: He was about to die. Excursion over. This is the spot,
- 44:55Speaker 1: This is the spot. This is the spot. Take me.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I've seen the movie Sharks.
- 45:00Speaker 2: I'm taking off my equipment.
- 45:01Speaker 1: I'm sitting.
- 45:02Speaker 2: I'm sitting next to him and make the co mate
- 45:05Speaker 2: seat and whatever the hell is called.
- 45:07Speaker 1: We're going the first mate.
- 45:08Speaker 4: But it's crazy because he says like if he didn't
- 45:11Speaker 4: grab me, I would have just fallen back and I
- 45:13Speaker 4: would have like dropped in the middle of a school
- 45:16Speaker 4: Hammerhead Sharks.
- 45:17Speaker 1: The niggas looking at him like no. He was like,
- 45:20Speaker 1: it's it's South Africa. We could see it in the water.
- 45:22Speaker 1: It's not like here, where's greens right there? See the
- 45:26Speaker 1: other place? No, that's like a.
- 45:30Speaker 9: I'm swimming somewhere. And the boat instructor it was like
- 45:35Speaker 9: one of them like, uh snorkeling things. The boat instructor
- 45:39Speaker 9: was like, yeah, we just gotta be careful. There's like
- 45:41Speaker 9: Barracudas over there, like Barracuda's.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Niggas from the salt.
- 45:46Speaker 8: Ye. Then I.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Just went fast as ship as ship. Yeah it was
- 45:51Speaker 1: Barracudas in the water. So wait where were you getting out?
- 45:54Speaker 15: Uh?
- 45:55Speaker 1: The Caribbean And no, this might have been did we
- 45:59Speaker 1: did we when we went to.
- 46:02Speaker 5: To where the Mediterranean? Did we not school dived.
- 46:06Speaker 1: We just know that that water was too cold. We
- 46:10Speaker 1: went in October.
- 46:11Speaker 5: Okay, maybe this was like yeah, maybe this is when
- 46:13Speaker 5: I went to Puerto Rico or something. I forget where.
- 46:16Speaker 5: I can't remember. I can see it, but I just
- 46:17Speaker 5: don't remember where.
- 46:18Speaker 1: I was very scary.
- 46:20Speaker 5: Yeah, now that was why I got I got out
- 46:22Speaker 5: swimming anywhere near.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Them instructors be on some function because uh, I don't know.
- 46:27Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you about my Yeah,
- 46:34Speaker 1: we went scuba diving and no, we went snorkeling in Barbados,
- 46:39Speaker 1: and as like everybody's getting ready to putting their ship on,
- 46:43Speaker 1: Like I see the instructor putting on a full body shuit,
- 46:46Speaker 1: like you got a body shit on going snorkeling, like
- 46:49Speaker 1: it's on top of the water. So I'm one of
- 46:52Speaker 1: the first people to get into the water, and I
- 46:55Speaker 1: feel like something like bite me. Huh. It's like like
- 46:59Speaker 1: it's like it's like, I'm like, so that look in
- 47:02Speaker 1: the water. It's a whole like a little small brown jellyfish.
- 47:05Speaker 6: I'm like, yo, like we in jellyfish, Like, oh no, no,
- 47:10Speaker 6: those jellyfish don't stinger.
- 47:11Speaker 1: You're fine.
- 47:12Speaker 6: I'm like, what did I just I just felt it.
- 47:14Speaker 1: It wasn't a jellyfish, Mike. We was in the fucking
- 47:17Speaker 1: ocean with fucking sea fleas. Yeah, we was in the ocean,
- 47:21Speaker 1: but sea fleas and the motherfucker's biting the fuck out
- 47:23Speaker 1: of us. And then the moment I got back on
- 47:25Speaker 1: the boat, they knew that sea fleas was in that
- 47:27Speaker 1: bit because they had fucking Bennajero ointment on the boat
- 47:31Speaker 1: for you.
- 47:32Speaker 6: Yes, And I'm like, niggas, are you that ass?
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 47:35Speaker 6: He got it, but he had a full body to
- 47:40Speaker 6: like everybody got dry line off.
- 47:43Speaker 1: We had to cheat the farewell. Everybody's getting in the
- 47:46Speaker 1: water and I'm swimming back to the boat and They're
- 47:47Speaker 1: like where you're going, Like there's sea fleas in here.
- 47:49Speaker 1: I'm not swimming in this. They was like, what are
- 47:52Speaker 1: you talking about? Like, I'm getting bit up. I go
- 47:54Speaker 1: scuba diving, snorkeling, does ship for me. I'm getting back
- 47:56Speaker 1: on the boat, my bag. So anbody stayed out there
- 48:01Speaker 1: and it was like, yo, they was biting. I told
- 48:02Speaker 1: you it was biting, y'all. So I stayed on the boat.
- 48:06Speaker 1: By the time they got back in the draw, iway
- 48:07Speaker 1: was drunk and ship he hit them booss will tear
- 48:10Speaker 1: you up the quick. But I was gonna say, speaking
- 48:14Speaker 1: of chicken, Yes, chicken, chicken.
- 48:16Speaker 2: Speaking of chicken, there's a very deadly nugget going around,
- 48:23Speaker 2: a very very deadly nugget. Dayton James Webber of Laplatta, Maryland,
- 48:30Speaker 2: a famed cornhole player.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Let's stop there. Even that was number one. Mm hmm,
- 48:36Speaker 1: there's professional corn hole, correct, nigga, do not just hit
- 48:40Speaker 1: We were talking professional pillow fights on. I'll take corn
- 48:44Speaker 1: hole over pillow fighting. I understand amazing that the professional
- 48:47Speaker 1: pillow vander had no arms and legs. Yes, I would
- 48:51Speaker 1: be surprised exactly. That's what I'm saying. That quadruple amputee.
- 48:54Speaker 1: So if he's a professional, that means he's really good.
- 48:57Speaker 1: So he's really good at throwing his ship.
- 48:59Speaker 7: With his mouth.
- 49:02Speaker 6: Seen the videos of him thrown it?
- 49:04Speaker 1: Nah saw. I guess if you can shoot a gun,
- 49:07Speaker 1: he could throws a sack of rice. Yeah.
- 49:10Speaker 2: So yeah, Dayton James Weber killed somebody. This full story
- 49:17Speaker 2: is he had two people in the back seat I
- 49:20Speaker 2: believe another person, yes, another person here, he had a
- 49:27Speaker 2: person in his passenger seat that was the victim. Two people,
- 49:30Speaker 2: and I think the back seat and he's driving. It
- 49:33Speaker 2: was a Tesla. Maybe that makes things a little easier.
- 49:35Speaker 2: I don't know the mechanics of his quadruple amputee vehicle
- 49:39Speaker 2: he's driving manages to pull out a gun from where
- 49:43Speaker 2: I don't.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Know, Well, he kind of he probably could pull out
- 49:46Speaker 1: the gun because he was just blowing through the thing
- 49:48Speaker 1: to drive. I guess maybe.
- 49:50Speaker 2: But then he pulls out a gun and shoots his passenger,
- 49:53Speaker 2: and then what he tries to get the people in
- 49:56Speaker 2: the back seat to help him dispose the body, Like, no, exactly.
- 50:07Speaker 10: This, he said, you know what, hold on blow through to.
- 50:22Speaker 1: He doesn't have to blow through it to. I don't
- 50:24Speaker 1: know how he drops. I don't know how he doesn't.
- 50:27Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's how he doesn't. They they got different mechanics.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Were like he no, like he could well so like
- 50:35Speaker 1: my one of my cousins, Like he wasn't able to
- 50:37Speaker 1: use his legs so like in his car, Like it
- 50:40Speaker 1: was like a little lever that he would use to
- 50:42Speaker 1: like accelerator.
- 50:44Speaker 6: If he can shoot with a numb, he can push
- 50:46Speaker 6: a pull a level.
- 50:49Speaker 1: They were such small mechanics, That's what I'm saying.
- 50:53Speaker 6: That also Tesla so you can just tell that in
- 50:55Speaker 6: my address drives himself.
- 51:00Speaker 1: But no one else wanted to drive drive yo yo.
- 51:09Speaker 1: First of all, then I just had god.
- 51:18Speaker 16: The nigga his car was like, I call shot gun,
- 51:25Speaker 16: Yes you did, Yes, you did, asking the shot, receiving.
- 51:38Speaker 1: The recipes.
- 51:39Speaker 5: They didn't even say why.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I got some more details.
- 51:43Speaker 2: It comes turns out that the dude that was i'll
- 51:47Speaker 2: just call him the victim, the victim of the shooting,
- 51:50Speaker 2: he was messing with the nuggets old girl.
- 51:56Speaker 10: Boo.
- 51:58Speaker 2: So a video came out of the I guess it
- 52:01Speaker 2: would be the ex girlfriend. She was up at the nuts.
- 52:08Speaker 2: She was up at the nuggets house, and he was
- 52:11Speaker 2: blacking out on her, like he was on the porch
- 52:14Speaker 2: and he was just blacking out, Like get.
- 52:16Speaker 1: Out, I do you have to leave your house? I
- 52:19Speaker 1: told you.
- 52:20Speaker 10: I'm gonna call it blah.
- 52:22Speaker 2: Like this is angry man without any limbs, man like struggle.
- 52:28Speaker 1: By the Polynesians, saucial glass. Just the punch you across
- 52:37Speaker 1: across the porch, you know. But yeah, it's he had
- 52:44Speaker 1: a little mean streak.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he had anger problems, maybe because he didn't
- 52:49Speaker 2: have any more arms or legs. So I understand that
- 52:52Speaker 2: it's like Napoleon syndrome. Napoleon syndrome on a bigger, bigger.
- 52:56Speaker 6: Scale of myself, even though I look like a parent
- 52:59Speaker 6: chicken nugget yo.
- 53:05Speaker 1: But yeah, that ship is crazy.
- 53:08Speaker 5: Nerving him to do it while people were in the
- 53:10Speaker 5: car and was like, all right, y'all, we gotta help me.
- 53:13Speaker 1: We gotta we we don't gotta do ship.
- 53:16Speaker 2: And they said he just dumped the body when someone's
- 53:18Speaker 2: front lawn.
- 53:21Speaker 17: Get out here, you get out of He screamed, everything.
- 53:29Speaker 17: You're in a camera, Yeah, you're in a.
- 53:35Speaker 1: It was like everybody everywhere has cameras.
- 53:37Speaker 4: You're gonna right, it's like driving like the weather, It's
- 53:42Speaker 4: like driving like the Google Maps car.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Like that's that's what you're in. Like, nigga, you are
- 53:49Speaker 1: a quad quadriplegic in a Tesla. Do you know how
- 53:54Speaker 1: like that natively shrinks the polls. It doesn't take Dick
- 53:58Speaker 1: Tracy to find out who the fuck you is? Nigga.
- 54:02Speaker 1: They was like, we got shirts the gun for fingerprints.
- 54:05Speaker 1: Realized that there was no fingerprints. They're like, ah no,
- 54:08Speaker 1: they found those prints. The bite mark. You said, there's
- 54:13Speaker 1: Booker's on the Trincket.
- 54:16Speaker 15: This is me excess about a salivra on the front
- 54:20Speaker 15: of the gun. Well, somebody sneezing on.
- 54:33Speaker 1: This clock, yo, shut up with the gun this, yeah,
- 54:41Speaker 1: that's just fun. That's sorry. I'm so sorry that nigga
- 54:46Speaker 1: spit out his blow his blow to his blow too
- 54:51Speaker 1: out of steering wheel and then he upped the bowle.
- 54:57Speaker 8: Cord.
- 54:58Speaker 18: What do you do.
- 55:05Speaker 1: That nigga spin out his gear shift up that pole
- 55:14Speaker 1: because he was sucking his as. Oh my god, and
- 55:19Speaker 1: again gets the recipes to the victim. Yes, why are
- 55:22Speaker 1: you fucking the niggas?
- 55:23Speaker 4: Why the chicken nugget crog already?
- 55:28Speaker 1: It don't matter thought it was. He thought it was
- 55:31Speaker 1: all the worst thing he could have even think you could.
- 55:33Speaker 1: The only worst thing he could have did is to
- 55:35Speaker 1: somehow took away corn hole from him like this, All
- 55:39Speaker 1: he got corn hole in that bitch was the only
- 55:43Speaker 1: thing keeping him from tying to fucking rope around his.
- 55:46Speaker 8: Neck with his mouth and all.
- 55:52Speaker 1: That was the only thing keeping him from fucking trying
- 55:55Speaker 1: to his neck with his teeth.
- 55:57Speaker 2: And you it's funny because if he did, he would
- 55:59Speaker 2: just swinging around like a pinata.
- 56:02Speaker 1: A potanto floor around my.
- 56:07Speaker 4: A.
- 56:12Speaker 2: I'm sorry that they all the disabled paraplegic, just for him,
- 56:20Speaker 2: just for one of.
- 56:21Speaker 1: You niggas inside to shoot a niggas. I'm making fun
- 56:23Speaker 1: of you too, because murderers is always getting made fun of.
- 56:27Speaker 1: What are you doing? It is just funnier.
- 56:29Speaker 2: This particular murderer is limbless. He doesn't have any He
- 56:35Speaker 2: has some limbs, he got some limbs. He doesn't have
- 56:37Speaker 2: hands or feet, yeah, which he doesn't have knees or elbows,
- 56:42Speaker 2: which is.
- 56:43Speaker 1: He murdered somebody with no feet, which is no small
- 56:46Speaker 1: feet m oh man question, mm hmm, what else? I
- 56:52Speaker 1: guess we can get. I said that to my dad immediately,
- 56:56Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, did you see this? It's fucking nugget.
- 57:00Speaker 1: That's a slur. This fucking nugget out here killing people.
- 57:04Speaker 1: How do you shoot someone and not giving motivational speeches.
- 57:07Speaker 1: It'm like he shot someone while he was driving drive by.
- 57:11Speaker 1: That nigga was like words, I like bullets and I
- 57:17Speaker 1: got it, Like what's the I can't this question because
- 57:29Speaker 1: the first time, the first time I heard it, I
- 57:31Speaker 1: was like they got that fucking blow dart like what.
- 57:37Speaker 13: Like I'm like this this is clearly fake, Like this
- 57:40Speaker 13: is that nigga was driving. What is this the onion
- 57:42Speaker 13: and all the able body, yeah, all the able now
- 57:47Speaker 13: your body victim. Able body witnesses a chicken nugget.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Nobody stopping. He yo, don't like say a children.
- 57:56Speaker 6: Nugget because the thing is, you know, he can't get
- 57:58Speaker 6: the gun out quick.
- 58:02Speaker 1: Shuffling.
- 58:02Speaker 8: He's like, you know what with it.
- 58:07Speaker 4: Somebody called the ambulance for me, and it was like
- 58:10Speaker 4: holding the gum between this little numbs like that.
- 58:15Speaker 1: Please, mother, I've had enough of your bullship. What are
- 58:21Speaker 1: you gonna shoot me?
- 58:24Speaker 8: Don't oh fire? I told another football go.
- 58:37Speaker 1: Oh man, Hey Siri, park the guitar, Hey Siri, up
- 58:45Speaker 1: the pole. It just comes out of the glove compartment.
- 58:52Speaker 1: Now playing up that pole by inspector, gadget arm on
- 58:59Speaker 1: the go, go gadget. Shoot a nigga?
- 59:08Speaker 8: Oh, how drunk with these other nigga where they're coming from? That?
- 59:12Speaker 19: You let the nigga with Alexa tell him, you know,
- 59:21Speaker 19: the nigga with two toes he's driving.
- 59:25Speaker 1: How drunk would you have to be to let a
- 59:27Speaker 1: nugget drive you. I'll give a fucked I'll give a
- 59:30Speaker 1: how drunk the nigga with no arms and legs say
- 59:32Speaker 1: I'm driving. I'm sommering up like I just had eighteen
- 59:35Speaker 1: cups up his face. What you're doing? What his niggas?
- 59:39Speaker 1: I don't trust with arms and legs.
- 59:40Speaker 17: I'm not letting him drive, and not when they let
- 59:47Speaker 17: him drive, they let his nigga walk around strapped.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Hey, nigga, this nigga got all the equipment to do
- 59:57Speaker 1: drive bys, but not another equipment to fun can do
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: a ten k. That's America.
- 1:00:04Speaker 9: Oh my god, speaking driver, shout out taker woods, nigga,
- 1:00:07Speaker 9: you use a wild.
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: That nigga can't.
- 1:00:11Speaker 9: Oh no, I think he gets a throw from it.
- 1:00:15Speaker 9: I'm not even lying. I feel like he just he's
- 1:00:18Speaker 9: so rich.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: This is his like, that's why he next games like
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: that there, like driving drunk and cheating on it on
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: his girl. Like so he actually wasn't drunk. He blew
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: a point ohero on the breathalyzer. Why did say why
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: they wrestling for du because he wouldn't do a blood test.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: He was probably those parts. Yeah, y'all know, my back
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: be hurting like.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: Thirty seven.
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: Tiger that Turkey was in two thousand and seven.
- 1:00:46Speaker 20: That no matter it was raining yesterday. Back my seat's
- 1:00:52Speaker 20: uncomfortable seats, not eighty years compliant.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: This is the second time he's flipped his card.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: What are you doing?
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: You know they banned him from driving around Trump's grandkids.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Why the fuck was talking grandkids?
- 1:01:08Speaker 9: Because yeah, as his man, he was driving his kids
- 1:01:11Speaker 9: around and they banned him from doing it.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Actually, actually he's with Trump's son's ex wife, So that's
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: why that's the connection out there.
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: That though they said, you can't have these niggas kids
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: in your car. Yeah, I think I think driving driving
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: the times, getting his masters, like you said, and now
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: Tiger with everything, with everything on the line, Well, now
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: take two pick there is and drive around and drive
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: home this fifteen minute drive.
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: And this man has all the money to not drive
- 1:01:41Speaker 6: anywhere any legendary.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: But somebody he was in a residential area.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: Somebody said on TikTok, my man is drunk driving for sport.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Yea, he is master of the game. This is his thrill.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: But as someone who plays golf and have been around
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: a lot of people that drink during golf, even though
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: he wasn't, really that would be an easy way to
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: arrest people because people will be getting ship faced on the.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Golf course they drive home. Hell, yes, bro, you're out
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: there all day and they just drink the whole time.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: Tell me you had a twelve pack over four hours
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: and you're good to drive home? No, you're not. I remember,
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: I remember the fucking police held the fucking golf thing,
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: a golf tournament, right, Who's gonna wrest them? And when
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I tell you, they had people driving around the golf
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: course with hard liquor, giving people liquor. As I'm watching
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: these cops over here driving fastest hell with these golf courts,
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: almost crashing ship and We're like, Yo, what the fuck
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: is going on here?
- 1:02:44Speaker 8: Bro?
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Yo? Every time there's a copy event, I swear to god, bro,
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: all of them are leaving ships face everybody, and I'm like,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: who's gonna pull these niggas over?
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: Because none of these nigga should be fucking driving home?
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Exactly, not one of them.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: They are the law.
- 1:02:59Speaker 6: They are are.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: They are.
- 1:03:01Speaker 9: Oh, guys that if you haven't been, if you haven't,
- 1:03:03Speaker 9: if you never went golfing, I highly recommend it. Because
- 1:03:07Speaker 9: when we went in Montreal, y'all know, I'm smoking. I
- 1:03:11Speaker 9: was high as ship on that golf I don't know what.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: The fun I was doing.
- 1:03:16Speaker 9: We started raining niggas is running around the golf of
- 1:03:18Speaker 9: course and doing all types of bulls.
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Stopped when we had to leave. Bro was at the
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: different time. Was at the time the same time that
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: when we did the podcast, Yes, did that come out?
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: That came out right? I don't I don't remember. When
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: we was leaving and it was like, damn, we got
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: like nine once, what are we gonna do? Like April
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: pre rolls high king know that she was weak as
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: fun because the fact that we were able to for sure, Yeah,
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: because we we smoked all them ships. We had at
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: least to a piece. We had this rotation. We had
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: that ship in rotation. And then we we went to
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: go get some fucking uh poontine and then went home.
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: Which was made by the way, but I will no,
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: we didn't go to the right spot, so we didn't
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: go to the same spot. I will say it was
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: what I had once again, it was fucking pouring down rain.
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: We're waiting in the rain, and that poutine spot was
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: really good.
- 1:04:19Speaker 6: That ship was good as fuck. My nigga was my nigga.
- 1:04:22Speaker 6: Here was sleep at the table.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a good time.
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: It was at We might as well run that back Listen,
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: we can go back when I would go to I
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: haven't Why no, I haven't been there.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hear that Toronto, Bro.
- 1:04:35Speaker 9: That accent was in Montreal not as much because it's
- 1:04:37Speaker 9: mostly French and Creole speaking, so they didn't like Toronto
- 1:04:40Speaker 9: people there exactly. They was like, don't go Toronto.
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Everywhere else in Toronto like that ship.
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: Going as fuck. Bro, don't go there. I promise you
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: you're not gonna have fun.
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: But if you haven't been to Montreal, it's a cool,
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: artistic city.
- 1:04:52Speaker 9: And what I like the most about it is it's
- 1:04:54Speaker 9: not updated at all, Like this ship looks like nineteen
- 1:04:58Speaker 9: ninety seven, so it's is really payphones and ship.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: If we yearn for a simpler time to Montre, it's
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: a good time, old, it's a good time. Had had
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: fun every time. We don't two for two for two
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: even when we were arguing. I was high as hell.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: I don't remember. He couldn't stop last So funny. It
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: was so funny, bro, because because we're over the dumbest
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: ship in front of all these white French Canadians. Too
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: big ass that you mean we're back o that ship across.
- 1:05:39Speaker 4: Were arguing, Oh my god, there's everybody's bags are outside,
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: and we're like, well, we already loved it this truck
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: because we were figured that everybody be ready to go home.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: That was a mess. That was so funny, but it
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: was a good time. The best time that the ship talk.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: After that, I love the whole.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: Cause niggas were so hot and everybody's just everybody's truck
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: was in agreement.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: With he got this mindset truck.
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: This mindset for truck.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Be splitting half the whole wait to get the home.
- 1:06:15Speaker 10: Why the.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Got some bully. You see, I would just crossed the
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: portal with no problem.
- 1:06:20Speaker 8: That ship, see that boot were.
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: Just going through years, through Canada, through upstate New York,
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: through regular New York.
- 1:06:29Speaker 5: We were just we got back at least four hours
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: before that other truck.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Bro. They more than that.
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: They didn't get back until like two am.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Yeah, because remember everybody parked in my house, so like
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: when they got back, all activity was in front, Like
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on?
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: They just now getting here. I'm like, oh fuck, no,
- 1:06:48Speaker 6: y'all are bugging. They're all all day.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Look at some goddamn plants. Looking at butterfly planting bugs man,
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: they had a good time.
- 1:06:54Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck.
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: Because they dead ass left the a bn B, didn't
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: pack their ship, didn't clean up ship.
- 1:07:06Speaker 7: It was such a layered resang.
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: We were like yo, and we had no problem doing it.
- 1:07:11Speaker 4: We were like, yo, we'll pack all this stuff up
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: like y'all's do it.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: But this is clearly what friend, This was clearly truck
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: a talking right now, right, this is a truck a.
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: We'll just pack your stuff up like we gotta leave.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: So it's fine.
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: So we figured by the time we got to the
- 1:07:24Speaker 4: Potanical Garden, everybody would be in agreement.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: No niggas. My only problem, My only issue was like,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: we're doing all this for the potanical guards. We've been
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: here a week. We were there alone. We've been here
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: a week. We had a week overstage these fucking floors
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: to see these flora and fauna. You've had a week,
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: my nigga, and you wait until the morning hour, the
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: twenty third hour, the twenty third and a three quarters hour.
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: Niggas bought their tickets for the Potanical Garden.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: That no, that that morning, that morning, then that morning,
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: and it was that was all bad. But the one
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: that really stuck in my crawl and we can move
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: on this. When everybody was leaving, shout out the army.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: That's my brother. I love him. When he left and
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: he said ha ha, y'all have to clean now, I
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: was like, that's army.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: I was like, and I'm like and farted on the wound.
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: I was like, okay, good time. We had camp's, golf
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: clubs and ship.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: We had everything, every we had everything, and then we
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: made this transfer everything. Why is my bag? OUTSI because
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: you came out all animated like he was about to
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: start smacking niggas. I'm like, why is my bag? You
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: will get bodies laying in front of these fucking French Canadians,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: you know, tone it down. But then I went to
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: his wife and we had a great job. Gosh before
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: I don't know, but these are all our very good friends.
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: One last point, this is completely back to the beginning
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: of the episode. Do Tyre t beef their friends there?
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: It's like you and Keenan having beef? No, yes, yes, no,
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: but yes, but some of those bars.
- 1:09:21Speaker 5: So they had I'm pretty sure they had beef with
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: genuine no.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: So, so what it was was when they was doing
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: their t G t. Tyree didn't think that they should
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: get equal parts, so.
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: Which sounds kind of insane to me, which is kind.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: Of nuts exactly because really only one of them is
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: still making music. It's still pretty much reverent in music
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: right now, which is yeah, which is but but Tyree,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: you know, with his he's Tye, He's acting all that.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: So he was like the like I'm the biggest star here,
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: you know. So then they broke up, and then they
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: were supposed to So when Tyresee went and put on
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: that white tux, I'm like, oh, that's the tux from
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: the T G T album cover. So I'm like, oh,
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: T G T is about to come out. But Jing
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: Wine the whole t s a like he he literally
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: couldn't make it. He couldn't make I was supposed to
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: come fucking pleasure. He was supposed to be there. Jing
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: was supposed to be there. But like ty was like yo,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: that's why he was like, all right, go get changed down.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, they about to do a little T
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: G T ship, which they're supposed to be doing another
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: album because like he did something about they had a
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: meeting and then was like, I bet like equal parts
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: and it was like I bet which I like the
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: T G T album. That was a good album to me.
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: I know, I'm probably the only person in this room
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: that listened to it. But that's the ship was good.
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: That is right up like that is if she was
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: an uncut, pure cocaine version of R and B. That
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: album is Unadult radio is the most all rhythm and blues.
- 1:10:58Speaker 21: You could ever get listen And yeah you can't get listen, man, Okay,
- 1:11:05Speaker 21: we're gonna get a Corey Cameron set it up over
- 1:11:10Speaker 21: my shoulder, go hide it in the bushes.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: But you know, I can't wait for the album. It
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: was a good album. If you haven't listened to it,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: I promise you it's a good R and B album. Okay,
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: So maybe I couldn't read through because some of those
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: I was like, because at first it seems like they
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: was playing in the summer. I was like, oh, that
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: looked a little person.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: I mean, you and Keenan can have some shots back
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: the water.
- 1:11:32Speaker 10: I'm knowing him for like twenty years.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: Ain't they've known each other twenty years? Twenty years? Okay, yeah,
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: they both they've both been in the music industry since
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: like nineties, early two thousands. They say, like ninety eight
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: and the fact that Tank writes everything.
- 1:11:47Speaker 4: So I was just more un comfortable watching that than
- 1:11:49Speaker 4: when I watched Gucci Man tell Jesus dirt the dirt,
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: that's Jesus.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Like I thought we was gonna leave that ship alone. No,
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: you said niggas to kill me.
- 1:12:02Speaker 10: I didn't forget.
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: All right, questions, Sorry, that turtleneck.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: It's an I'm oh, it's an am I overreacting?
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: Question? All right?
- 1:12:14Speaker 6: Probably maybe let's take overreacting to Tiree's turtleneck.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: No, No, he was actually underreacting.
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it says, am I overreacting for not being able
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: to move on from a wrong person text my boyfriend
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: sent me last week. Oh, my boyfriend's twenty eight. I'm
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: twenty six. We've been together for two years. Things have
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: felt distant lately, but I kept telling myself it was
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: just life, stuff, work, stress, whatever. Last Tuesday night, while
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: I was in bed, I got a text from him.
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: I smiled reading it.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: We hadn't actually seen each other since the weekend, so
- 1:12:48Speaker 2: I assumed he was just being sweet and nostalgic about
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: our last date. I replied, half asleep. One minute later,
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: he replied, I stared at my phone for probably ten minutes.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: I asked who it was meant for. He said his
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: friend from work about a team dinner. I said that
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: didn't make sense, because you don't text the coworker. You
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: just make it all feel so easy. He said, I
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: was projecting and making it weird. Does he think I'm stupid?
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Is he stupid?
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: It would have been so easy to play it off.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: I haven't brought it up since because every time I try,
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: he says, I'm being insecure. He doesn't think you stupid,
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: but I can't stop thinking about it. Am I overreacting?
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: He knows the fact, sweetheart, you might have I'm a whole.
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I'm a whole. I'm gonna hold your hand when I
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: say this, and I'm not.
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: Gonna hold back when I say this. Go ahead, you
- 1:13:38Speaker 5: can go first.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: I want to lead you in. Not only does he
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: think you're stupid, he yeah, he knows it. He knows
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: because the fact that that all occurred and you still
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: got your thumbs together and message us about our opinions
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: is directly to us. This is just an Internet thing.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: Even what's sorry. You didn't ask us specifically, You asked
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: the internet. You're a dumb, dumb, You're dumb. I'm sorry.
- 1:14:09Speaker 9: The fact that that happened and you let off with
- 1:14:11Speaker 9: my boyfriend, I would have said, my ex yeah, my
- 1:14:18Speaker 9: my situation that nigga, he thinks you're slow.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, and you are proving him right. That's bad.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: He ain't talking to no coworker. He's talking. He might
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: be talking to a co worker. If you something like that,
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: you might be the side bitch. Have you considered that fact.
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: The full message from the boyfriend was tonight was everything.
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: I keep thinking about what you said at dinner. You
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: just make it all feel so easy.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Tonight was everything. I'd have been to some company dinners.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: They were never everything talk no goddamn co worker, and
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: even if he was, that was his work white hmmm.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: And even then, have y'all ever had like a work wife. Yeah,
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: I was gonna say, unfortunately, no, but unfortunately that's crazy.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: It's cool up until a point. Yeah, I have.
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: M hmmm right on now, No, but I've seen it
- 1:15:20Speaker 4: from like a third party and how like it messes
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: with the dynamics of the workplace.
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it absolutely can.
- 1:15:30Speaker 6: Motherfuckers really being there beat at that point, that's not
- 1:15:34Speaker 6: work wife.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: We go together. Baby.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: That's so next question, I guess we haven't met our
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: poop quoting. So this question is from Mike. Since you
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: live life poops to poops, what is the most toilet
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: paper you have ever used in one poop.
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: I'm self conscious about that. I'm not going through the
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: role like what like Nigga supposed to be over here
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: counting square. Well, I mean much like I don't measure
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: what was big when you started. I was little.
- 1:16:05Speaker 5: When you're getting off the toilet, that's crazy.
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how long the session is. I've
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: had some sessions where I'm in there for like an hour,
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: hour and a half if anything on the toilet, Like
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: you're just no, like literally you never really had diarrhea,
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: then say I was pooping that long scroll through social media.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: I just never. I'm not constantly pooping for an hour.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and I know once I get up,
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to come back anyways, So let me
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: just see him ride this bad boy out to the
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Bucking Bronco. Yeah, the longest you've never.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: Been like had like, all right, I'm pooping. You think
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: it's done as soon as you come back and said.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Look, here we go again. We go with on situations
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: like that. I know, I just got to stand up
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: real quick and then right back down sitting there for
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: an hour exactly because the moment you stand up, then
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: everything's just gonna start moving again. Trick my body, gravity,
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: stand up, reach over to the sink, wash my hands,
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: like body, I know I had to poop. You didn't know.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: In thirty three years, I've never considered just standing up.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: You completely left the bathroom.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, and like what, here we go and just stand up.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Just give it a little bit, walk a little walk
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: to the door, walk back to the toilet. Guarantee you
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: got shit again.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: The second part of the question said, also, what do
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: you do when the toilet seat is too small?
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: I hate that and I'm like, big toilet, I need
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: elongated seat them a little round around one.
- 1:17:35Speaker 7: I just make a statement, ship on the toilet and leave.
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: Okay, man, I don't know what they were doing in
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: the nineteen fifties, what type of tiny asses they had.
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: I am not a big person. They definitely had a
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: little butts back then. You don't got bbls in this, yeah,
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: we got gods bbls in this. Generation. We need bigger seats.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: Those seats are crazy small.
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: Either either my butt's feeling uncomfortable or my dick is
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: hitting the the top of the toilet.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: Man, my god, this is crazy. It's crazy.
- 1:18:01Speaker 4: It's like I'm about to die and I'm about to
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: catch everything. All right, all right, mister, it's not big week,
- 1:18:09Speaker 4: but it's it's always all right.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Thanks. I wish, I wish. No, it's not. I'm probably
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: I am probably losing in this cold. I'm probably losing
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: a ship.
- 1:18:25Speaker 9: You gotta charge that, mis God, damn, that is Yeah,
- 1:18:30Speaker 9: just wiping every toilet, testing the depths of every toilet
- 1:18:35Speaker 9: like water is cold.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: Oh, I'm never hitting the water. I do hit the
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: wall though. The Yeah, you don't hit the wall like
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: pretty much every seat at all. But I mean, obviously
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: I avoid that. Yeah, that's why you gotta do it.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: That's why you gotta do the You said that.
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: Still it still sounds like you're gonna hit something.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: You're not gonna hit anything, because I promise you're tucking
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: it and you're like the little crease. But you still
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: can't visualize that because he says the crease the toilet
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: seat is Thank you, Cory, listen. Next, I was able
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: to explain to Jared and now Jared does it, and
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: he was like, you know, I've never thought about doing this.
- 1:19:17Speaker 6: This is great and he's been doing it ever since.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: I think my thighs might be too small.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Let me, Yeah, you're not, because you have you When
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: you sit down, this little crease right here, just stick
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: it right there. Just take everything you're trying to put
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: it up towards me. No, not facing like, hey, if
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: you could do that, more props to you. But how
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: like when you sit down right you put it like
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: you know how you got to crease right here? Yes,
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: just take everything and move it to that crease a
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: ball so yes, so that it's literally just sitting like
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: in the middle of just dropping every everything is in
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: the middle of the seat.
- 1:19:51Speaker 6: So it's not touching nothing unless you're big dictating.
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: Anything. I promise you it is because I need a picture. Yeah,
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: you might have to, I will not.
- 1:20:03Speaker 6: I will send it in a group chat tomorrow.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: You do not. No, No, I got gotch If you
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: said that I'm blocking, get ready to block me prepared?
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: No discord, nigga. Now I don't know those people, I
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: know you. You annoy me like that.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: Wait, he didn't say he was gonna take a picture.
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: He said he was gonna. He just said he's gonna
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: take a picture. I think you said you're gonna know
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: I was gonna take a picture Nona draw, pure draw,
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: not your actual dick and ball said you wasn't gonna
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: see dickon balls. You just gonna see.
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: You're better off taking a picture because I'm sitting down
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: the JATV.
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: T even have it animated. If anything, I'm gonna anything,
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like showing in the screen. Yeah, okay,
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: because it's gonna be kendall. I'm not I don't want
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: to see that, all right. The question is to be fair.
- 1:20:54Speaker 10: I think we have it in friends long enough.
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. I'm gonna send it
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: in the group. There's no issue. I was in courious Venus. Okay,
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: I'm married. It was a it was a different time
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: in our relationship. Okay, would you show me on our
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: trips it was a hot tub, She'll be all right.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: It was a one night.
- 1:21:20Speaker 6: It was just me and you in the tub, in
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: the bottle of honey.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: That's I don't know if you're at liberty to answer
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: this question is this, Elsie, what is your heightened age?
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: Heighten age? Uh like five six thirty three?
- 1:21:34Speaker 10: Yeah, you're not.
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: Thirty three yet, five foot six hundred thirty three inches.
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: M M take that. Take that five thirty three years old.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody, somebody, definitely DM me was like, oh, you're
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: shorter than you look on the podcast.
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: I was like, really, you're sitting down, thank you? No, no, yeah,
- 1:21:52Speaker 4: but she was like, yeah, no disrespect. I just thought
- 1:21:54Speaker 4: like I didn't realize you were that sure. I'm like, yeah,
- 1:21:57Speaker 4: people said all the time, Yeah, maybe I look taller.
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: On them five five five five brown house.
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: Maybe sitting next to the mine, don't look like I'm
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: that much.
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: Well, well, the thing I've peeped this as well too.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: You're like the way you're like, your your torso is
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: very short, so like you have long legs. So as
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: people sitting down, they're looking at your legs thinking like, oh,
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: you're probably taller, but when you stand up, it's just
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: your legs nothing. Yeah, and I got long arms, like
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: your your torsos look at this big I think me
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: and Elsie's legs look about the scene, Yeah, they probably are.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: Can I tell you about the DM that I got recently.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: That really bits me off. Okay, and Keena's gonna love this.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: It's some nigga d M shout out to you though.
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: He's like, you know, I thought Keena was lying, when
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: you sit down, you really do be as tall as king.
- 1:22:43Speaker 6: I told that ships sitting pretty.
- 1:22:46Speaker 8: Like that.
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: He didn't got damn there a foot? Thank you, bro,
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: Like thanks, keep listen.
- 1:22:53Speaker 7: I don't know what he was lying.
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: That really is like what do you Yeah, bring cheeks
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: for nothing, bring my cushion, yeah, bring his own cushion.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: Nuts built it exactly, b BL. I won't know what
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: it's gonna look like when you lose the weight. I'm
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: afraid you're gonna be walking around looking like Trey I'm
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: gonna be like Tracy Ellis Ross, which I don't remember
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: her really having all that ass when she was younger
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: and she's been working out. It wasn't like that. It
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: just happens. When it was, it was it was just
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: low key because I remember her in the fucking Kanye
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: video and she's like, oh you want the white women
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: when you got all this as.
- 1:23:38Speaker 4: She didn't really had no ass in that video. But
- 1:23:40Speaker 4: now all of a sudden, all of a sudden, that's
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: you got to think, like, you haven't asked. It's cool now,
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: so she does work out.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: It was she got old.
- 1:23:50Speaker 7: Pants.
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Wasn't really showing it like that. It was always it
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: was look at her. It wasn't again go back to
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: that video, like, of course she has a button about that,
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: she ain't have asked.
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: She she had a butt, she ain't have asked.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: But while while you're doing that, like that's debate we
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: had the other week, get them breast whatever. While you're
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: doing research, I got a question for you. She got
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: a chest. I'm telling you, nothing wrong with some seeds.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: Man the bus. Therese an't no.
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: Double Those are not bees double bee, those are not
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: double there's no double bee whatever it is.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: It's a letter after b. There's no double be's. I mean,
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: it's just see why the double d's then, because that's
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: just the chart. It was a minus. I've actually never
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: looked up there's no reason for us to look up
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: the chart. It's very interesting. Go down the the breast
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: size rabbit hole. You know, you got the the what
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: is it called the breast the actual circumference of the
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: of the chest. Yeah, the bust. But speaking of the
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: jigsavine people. Have y'all seen this on TikTok? Where are
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: you talking about catching print?
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: I did?
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: I did see this. This didn't.
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: There's apparently a new system that the women that that
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: the gays have put onto the women about the women
- 1:25:28Speaker 4: that do an war that we were talking about Antoine
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: or whatever, the gay relationship coach, okay whatever. He's basically
- 1:25:35Speaker 4: talking about how how to catch print was basically how
- 1:25:38Speaker 4: to observe from a man's uh or lack thereof what
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: he's going with. And he had a whole like system
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: like he's either an A, A B or a C,
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: like based on like if you can see the print
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: at one certain point, or if it's like here, or
- 1:25:57Speaker 4: if it's like or if there's no there's nothing in
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: the sea, or you see a little something hanging on
- 1:26:02Speaker 4: the side.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a like A a's forty six, B
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: is sixty eight, and C is eight plus. It's like, oh, okay,
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: what if you just a shower exactly. I mean that's
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: the big hole in the theory. But yeah, like like
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: I could be six inches soft and then I stayed
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: six hard six inches when I'm hard. It's just it's hard. Now, Yeah,
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: it just goes some lists to this. Yeah where's the rest? Yeah,
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: that's it, Bobby, You'll be mad as fun.
- 1:26:29Speaker 6: You see me soft and then you see me hard.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: Like that's it. Isn't it supposed to get bigger? No,
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: that's it. No, But yo, y'all know that they actually
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: just be fucking on TikTok. Now what No, they be
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: fucking on TikTok. They did. I don't I don't know
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: the people, but you know it's I've caught wind on
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: it on one of my Twitter goon squirrels because I
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: got I got a whole list. But I'm like, like,
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: it's just like so like they got different filters. Like
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: the main one that they like to use, it's like
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: this little gold curtain hmm. Were like you you press
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: the screen, the curtain opens and then you're pressing the closes,
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: but like it's a sheer curtain, so like you can
- 1:27:12Speaker 1: see it through the curtain. But then the one I've
- 1:27:15Speaker 1: seen literally it was the camera looking at a mirror
- 1:27:18Speaker 1: and the mirror was angled towards these two people just
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: on the badges. Serious, you're using a mirror.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: It's not an actual straight shot.
- 1:27:29Speaker 6: But some of them right through that sheer curtain.
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: You see right through that sheer curtain. I haven't seen
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: any of them.
- 1:27:35Speaker 6: I'm like, yo, y'all, are some freaky frogs?
- 1:27:37Speaker 7: Bro is giving you that because you be goon scrolling
- 1:27:40Speaker 7: so much?
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: Are we goon shaming?
- 1:27:44Speaker 7: But I'm just saying, like, that's why people don't like TikTok,
- 1:27:47Speaker 7: because it's.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: So he's going to analyze it.
- 1:27:49Speaker 6: I haven't seen it on the TikTok. Oh I've seen it.
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I'm not part of that that
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: freaky ass TikTok, but short it's out. Like, speaking of TikTok,
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: have you seen these these fruit the fruit Love Island?
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: I askedly was like, I'm not participating in that. I
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: heard about it, but I was like, it's.
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: Ai fruit of like relationships of fruit, like fruit characters
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: going through drama like this this like I think it's
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: like an actual fruit, strawberry strawberry, Lena and a banana,
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: and it's just like, this is the worst content possible.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: I saw someone talking about it. I was like, if
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: you're watching this, I want to say, you are a
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: dumb ass.
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: Are you watching that? I'm not watching it. He's watching it.
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: I'm not watching, Like.
- 1:28:38Speaker 2: So you're watching Fruit Love Island, You're watching the banana
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: and the pineapple on the apple.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
- 1:28:43Speaker 6: I'm not watching it, but like you're better than that.
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: So, like I've seen the videos where like the fucking
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: food beat Beat, like you'd be yelling at you, like,
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: don't boil me too long. I get tough learning three minutes.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: So like I'm watching that to see like what am
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: I gonna learn? And then next thing you know, it's
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: the fucking banana having sex with the strawberry. Now we
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: got a cucumber on some ship.
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: Like that's when I immediately but I'm like, this is
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: crazy what I see it.
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I have not heard about this at all, completely
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: AI content. It's just like, what are we doing? Mean
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: AI top ten AI slop?
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: This is crazy? Why would anyone want to watch this?
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: They're fighting but.
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: It's getting like hundreds of thousands of us. But I
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know if it's just bots watching
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: bot content. Na, I don't know, man watching people be
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: really do better. If you're listening to us and you're
- 1:29:35Speaker 2: watching that, I'm a little offended, Like the way you can.
- 1:29:39Speaker 5: Watch us in that you're gonna have to pay for us.
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: You gotta give one up.
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: You said you watch fifteen, like fifteen to twenty sex
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: before us twenty God damn, I haven't watched one two completion.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: But why I can't, I don't. I don't know, I
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, there was actually something. I don't know
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: if I feel like it was real.
- 1:30:02Speaker 2: It was someone talking about an AI music artist, Like
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: someone had an AI music music account and they put
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: it up on Apple Music or Spotify or streaming but that,
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: but then they also had bots listening to it. It's
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: like they they had the AI music but then they
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: also had bots. So they were making money off of
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: their bots listening to their own music, and they made
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: a bunch of money.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: That's sick.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: Like no, no people were making music or listening to music.
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: It was just fake algorithms.
- 1:30:32Speaker 6: And some of these AI songs do be hitting.
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: That's how it starts.
- 1:30:36Speaker 6: Hey, hey listen, it can still be good.
- 1:30:40Speaker 9: The downfall of some of it's good, bro, I can
- 1:30:43Speaker 9: tell is AI. When I listened to like when you
- 1:30:45Speaker 9: said that one artist, I was like, this don't sound
- 1:30:47Speaker 9: right like this is I was.
- 1:30:48Speaker 6: Like this nigga was who and I'm like, like this
- 1:30:51Speaker 6: that good R and B B was a that ship
- 1:30:56Speaker 6: that Nigga was saying.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, come on, I.
- 1:30:59Speaker 9: Can say them the some ofod these know sound weird,
- 1:31:01Speaker 9: rhythm like these words don't make sense.
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: No, that's old song that that they just changed the
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's that song for like the early two thousands.
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: A sound good to me. And then this is a
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: lot of things. It's just one person on TikTok. That's
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: just like making like AI Michael Jackson.
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: Songs like ah, somebody when it made the AI fifty
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: somebody is a fire.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: Uh what's it called? Mhm? God gave me swag?
- 1:31:31Speaker 8: Is that it?
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: God give me style?
- 1:31:33Speaker 9: God gave me stop. Sorry, somebody made an AI version
- 1:31:37Speaker 9: of that. That ships fire, somebod, these ships be fire.
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: Bro, that ship is fire.
- 1:31:42Speaker 6: Like there's no creativity in it.
- 1:31:44Speaker 1: But this is a wild sentence. You just said there's
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: no creativity in it, but it's fire. It is you.
- 1:31:52Speaker 4: You.
- 1:31:52Speaker 1: You will be the down hold. I'm not gonna be like,
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: oh my god, this swim and green tastes delicious. It
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: can't be people. No, I'm not gonna be a downfall
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: because I'm never gonna like fully in golf and the ship.
- 1:32:05Speaker 1: But if it comes across like here's our start sounding,
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: it's like it's not bad, but it's like, all right,
- 1:32:12Speaker 1: I want gonna buy one album. He said, it's already
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: in my playlist. I'm not doing what's wrong. It's not
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: even like I'm going to a concerts real, just like
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: it's just in my house.
- 1:32:22Speaker 4: I'm just.
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: Hey, as long as the humans keep keep making good music,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: the AI is never gonna outshine him as long as it. Now,
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: if you're making function, that's that's your fault. It's existence,
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: is No, it's not because somebody had to create it,
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: like like that's the creative. That's the creativity side. Somebody
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: creating the script to do it. So like that's not creative,
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: that is creative. You've never written script, so so you
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: don't know the creative side of it. Yo, go in there,
- 1:32:51Speaker 1: make me a song with other niggas. He just don't
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: get it well because he understands like the creative side
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: of that. I'm not a yacht script but like like
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: that takes time to do, Like that's not something that
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: you you could just pick up and you can No,
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: you can't know you can't im do it right now?
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: Make a song sound like usher? No, that's that's writing
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: a prompt. I'm talking about creating the script where you
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: can write. Creating the script where you can write that prompt. Yeah,
- 1:33:22Speaker 1: code Cody. Yes, that's the creative part the prompt. No,
- 1:33:26Speaker 1: there's no creativity there. But you have to create the
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: script for somebody to write that prompt. No, okay, sure,
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: that's fine. But I got a question for you. Oh okay,
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: oh okay.
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: Would you rather eat a hot dog right before going
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: to bed? It can't be thirty minutes before. It has
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: to be right before you go to sleep. You have
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: to eat a hot dog, or every night at three am,
- 1:33:56Speaker 2: you have to do ten jumping jacks. Then you can
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: go back to sleep.
- 1:33:58Speaker 5: Every night I have date down, Glizzy, me up, my
- 1:34:01Speaker 5: good boy.
- 1:34:02Speaker 10: That's like that.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: I might rather do the jumping jacks street, I could
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: do ten jumping I start going to bed early, free
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: hot do give me the g boy. Just burning everything
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I'm like, just give me a glizzy,
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: but ten jumping jackson three, I'll do the jumping. I
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: don't have to wait. I'm gonna wake right back at
- 1:34:23Speaker 1: the time I'm bron half the time. You're not going
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: to bed to like one, one, two o'clock anyway.
- 1:34:28Speaker 2: Then if you wake me up an hour after I
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: went to sleep, I will be pissed off waiting an
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: hour do ten jumping jackson go to bed, but.
- 1:34:34Speaker 1: It's gonna three. You're going to bed at three? Yeah,
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: I don't want to do that.
- 1:34:38Speaker 6: Like you're like you're a night hour just like I am.
- 1:34:41Speaker 1: So I don't want That's what I said, to sleep
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: it three. You know much money I save on dinner
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: one hot it was money.
- 1:34:50Speaker 9: I'm gonna take the healthier option to do the jumping
- 1:34:52Speaker 9: jacks at three. I'm just I'm gonna get down to
- 1:34:55Speaker 9: where I hit worse sleep and bring some fries. How
- 1:34:59Speaker 9: long want to beat him my bottle ketching them?
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: How long? All right? Baby? Going to bed? How long
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: did it take you do ten jumping jacks? That should
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: take it?
- 1:35:10Speaker 6: Shouldn't I can, That's the that's the issue.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: It shouldn't take, Chestnut. I did stand video, and the
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: thing is the date on that video was after we graduated.
- 1:35:23Speaker 1: In that video, he put that thing in his video
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: was taken before when I was a job. It was
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: posted as I was it was at a high school event.
- 1:35:31Speaker 1: Why did you do that with one bite? I don't know, weird?
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: And then he put the honey on his finger.
- 1:35:36Speaker 6: It was like I was like, you had daddy isady?
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: Okay? But yeah, getting on ten jumping Jackson, I do
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: want to go right back to give me the glicks.
- 1:35:49Speaker 5: Sounds like like, oh wow, every night you gotta eat
- 1:35:52Speaker 5: a pork hot dog.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: Who said it was pork? Either way, you gotta eat
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: meat before you go to band. It's not like a
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: portoile steak. It's one hot dog, one hot We're a
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: prone man here.
- 1:36:05Speaker 6: You have like you're saying something crazy to Mic. You
- 1:36:07Speaker 6: have to leave before I go to sleep.
- 1:36:09Speaker 4: I mean.
- 1:36:11Speaker 6: Like you want me to wake up an exercise or
- 1:36:14Speaker 6: everything go to sleep.
- 1:36:15Speaker 5: You gotta be tired of that, Like by the third night,
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: you're gonna I don't.
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: Want Yeah, man, it's thirty three years. I don't think
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: I've gotten dared over, are you? You haven't had a
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: hot dog? Be okay. I don't worry about me a
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: hot dog. Though a hot dog every night, there's been
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: more than a hot dog, so it doesn't It sounds
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: like it made me healthier because it's a die dog.
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: It doesn't even say you have to eat the bread.
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: It just says hot.
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: See this is actually a Keto dive. Actually, So let's talk.
- 1:36:47Speaker 18: About health again, mister, mister Keatan man, dogs are good
- 1:36:52Speaker 18: for you, So health conversations over.
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.
- 1:36:59Speaker 6: Man, your ankle's gonna be swollen by a fucking week.
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: Two hour lesson sleep? Why is it an hour's ten
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: jumping jacks? How long is taking to do ten jumping jacks? Michael?
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: It's messing up my.
- 1:37:11Speaker 22: Circadian rhythm exactly, exactly. I gotta wake up, sucking up
- 1:37:16Speaker 22: the vibes. They gotta do my whole bedtime process, my
- 1:37:21Speaker 22: turn down all over again.
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: If you don't, because you do, tend to get right
- 1:37:25Speaker 1: back in the bed bed still warm. He didn't move.
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: My dogs are disturbed. They're wondering while jumping around, waking up?
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: Why baby, I'm jumping over there? Almost noise that makes
- 1:37:36Speaker 1: you think the newborns in another room?
- 1:37:39Speaker 8: Good?
- 1:37:39Speaker 7: Why not?
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:37:40Speaker 4: I don't got a newborn, not another It's too inconvenient
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: to put the new born another.
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine either way, all that thumping and like
- 1:37:49Speaker 1: jumping around exactly, wake up, that's waking up of a jump.
- 1:37:59Speaker 6: It make it sounds like boone pressure.
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: That's the point that was. I know for the people
- 1:38:04Speaker 1: that did it, no man, only my jokes are for
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: the people to get it.
- 1:38:08Speaker 4: If you don't get its, research, do the knowledge.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: Okay, all right, shout out to you lady, longtime listener here,
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: female thirties. YadA YadA, YadA. Okay, so boom, she said,
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: YadA YadA, dah. I'm not cutting off because she's a woman,
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: but yeah, YadA YadA YadA. Okay, Michael, huh uh okay,
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: so boom.
- 1:38:31Speaker 1: I had a dream.
- 1:38:32Speaker 10: Oh I was.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: Mean? Correct, Oh, maybe I didn't read that far. I
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: had a dream.
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: I was at this upscale indoor outdoor bar and Elsie
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: was Djane behind the bar. He had this sign up
- 1:38:46Speaker 2: at the dj booth one kiss for ten dollars. So
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: I go up to the part of the bar where
- 1:38:51Speaker 2: he's d Jane. I'm reading the sign. I'm looking at him,
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: He's looking at me. We lock eyes. He looks down
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: at the sign. Then he points for me to go
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: and stand over to this. So I go to the side,
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: waiting for him. In a couple moments, he comes down
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: to where I am. Slowly leans in.
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: And starts kissing me. It was a good pg.
- 1:39:09Speaker 2: Thirteen kiss, the perfect amount of lips to tongue action,
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: also some nervous energy. Then after a few seconds it
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: was over. He went back behind the bar and continued
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: to DJ, and the kiss was free of charge.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: By the way. Not seconds later, a light.
- 1:39:24Speaker 2: Skin misthought thought appeared at Elsie's DJ booth, big brown, loose,
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: curly frow, body shaped like a Barbie doll, scantily clad
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: and money in hand. Leaned over like she was a
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: regular to get his attention. She spotted him, he spotted her,
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: He grabbed the money and gave her the business way
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: more than our pg.
- 1:39:42Speaker 1: Thirteen kiss.
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: I remember feeling some type of way, but then I
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: woke up and realized it was just just a dream,
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: and I was low key disappointed. But anyway, just thought
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: i'd share my crazy dream.
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: Keep doing you all thing? Why you seek out? Why
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: you why you felt some type of way? You got
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: yours for free? Your kiss was free. Hey do they
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: have the works? But you didn't pay? Get your money up.
- 1:40:02Speaker 1: You would always expect something from nothing. But I'm saying, like,
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: what even in get dream, if you delusion.
- 1:40:11Speaker 4: You're the victim in your own This is why be
- 1:40:14Speaker 4: on woman, man, and and the and the only place
- 1:40:17Speaker 4: in the world when everything goes your way.
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: You're still the victim. Jesus, that's a wow.
- 1:40:25Speaker 10: In the club, like just for money, ten dollars, ten.
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: Dollars, ten dollars, you get all the colummittee you want,
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: but hopefully not. What's the syphilis? No, what's the one
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: the kids is?
- 1:40:37Speaker 4: Uh?
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: No mount of nuclear.
- 1:40:40Speaker 10: On that one.
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: My god, damn, A few of those you can't get
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: rid of. You just got.
- 1:40:50Speaker 6: With a little salt water right up, blistering ninety nine
- 1:40:56Speaker 6: point nine nine.
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: Except it's gotta be the brown Lissen, the strongest of
- 1:41:01Speaker 1: the is that really knocks it out. That's crazy. Yeah,
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: that's that's a wild ass dream. Shout out, yeah, shout
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: out to you that word. Look at you over here
- 1:41:12Speaker 1: being somebody's wet dream. She didn't you can see I
- 1:41:17Speaker 1: was definitely what that had. It was definitely wet. Definitely,
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: there was definitely like crust on the listener, let us know.
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: It was definitely. Yeah, for sure dried up as soon
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: as you started, some dried up crust on the panties.
- 1:41:34Speaker 1: That next morning, damn peeled it off like Mike's draws,
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: piled like a banner. You got the stuff those at
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: the bottom of it, the bottom of the launch. I
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: remember that. She No, I just laid them bitches on
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: the top, now you know I am. I can't let
- 1:41:53Speaker 1: my dog get to That's the thing. He's a freak boy.
- 1:41:57Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I can't.
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah he is. I'm not cheering him, but that's
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: what he does. Never mind, is the dog give dog
- 1:42:09Speaker 1: stories unless it's clearly that the story is about him.
- 1:42:15Speaker 10: Gets you fresh?
- 1:42:16Speaker 6: Nor Charlotte Mane.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: That was Joe Biden Charlotte with the dog. Yeah, joking
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: about nigga. Yeah, the cut tendonism. Well, shout out to pops.
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: Is that what we know? I think on yeah, yeah,
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: And once you said, oh you know, it's time to
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- 1:43:43Speaker 2: So what I was gonna say is after certain activities
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: and if I have my underwear round or like in
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: the bathroom when I'm taking a shower and the doors open,
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: He'll just come in, barge in, take my draws.
- 1:44:00Speaker 1: He's licking them in another room. I'm like, oh, come on, man, buddy.
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: If you only knew, buddy, if he knew, he would
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: have been like I would see was pressure nasty?
- 1:44:08Speaker 1: Yes? No, my dogs just said sure, my dumb He's like,
- 1:44:21Speaker 1: you're not gonna disturb me. I'm focused. I got works
- 1:44:25Speaker 1: to do. You get the funk on