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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Behaviors You Get Away With · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be in Orange County, California, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there this Friday and Saturday at the Irvine Improv, one
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  Speaker 1: Friday and two Saturdays. So we're excited about that. Laura Loomer. See,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I can't stand. Now, you heard that guy,
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  Speaker 1: Assam Piker, right? Well, he is a twitch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I know who you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, I saw him. He was talking to
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  Speaker 1: Mehdi Hassan, who I just dig. I really dig Mehdi Hassan.
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  Speaker 1: And Mehdi Hassan was talking to Hunter Biden, who is
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  Speaker 1: without a doubt my favorite crackhead.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: He's my favorite crackhead. And Hassan Piker talked about how
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden had let, you know, the things that happened
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  Speaker 1: in Gaza happen. And when Joe Biden announced that Joe
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  Speaker 1: Biden had cancer, Hassan Parker said, I hope he dies.
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  Speaker 1: Like he said, very, very disparaging thing, because what what
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  Speaker 1: what what Mediasan pointed out was that in Gaza, the
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  Speaker 1: only cast bitter, the only cancer hospital they had is
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  Speaker 1: were bombed.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So, I mean, and I just yeah, all of it.
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  Speaker 1: And I like Joe Biden. But you can't be mad
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  Speaker 1: at somebody who like we Trump's. handling of Gaza has
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  Speaker 1: been horrible but Biden's wasn't because remember when I went
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  Speaker 1: to go talk to them at the White House it
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  Speaker 1: was to argue with Kamala about Gaza yeah I remember
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  Speaker 1: and then I remember she just she wasn't the president
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  Speaker 1: you know that's like arguing with J.D. Vance about what
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  Speaker 1: well he would answer the question that's what I'm he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to take control for sure so I just yeah
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  Speaker 1: and but Joe but Biden said but Hunter Biden I
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  Speaker 1: understand yeah He said he can get that right.
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  Speaker 3: I like Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he's the most reasonable. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what was in that pipe he was smoking.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Because it made him so human. There ain't like no
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  Speaker 1: other crack.
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  Speaker 3: So clear and so honest. He didn't have to deny.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, of course I did.
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  Speaker 2: Well, why?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because it was fun at the time. I'm like, wow, Hunter.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what was in that pipe he was smoking.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen nobody act like that after crack.
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out who his therapist was. Man.
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  Speaker 1: He is well balanced now. Ain't he balanced?
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  Speaker 3: He is.
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  Speaker 1: He really is. Did you see where Bucky said they
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  Speaker 1: ain't coming to California?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, you know what it is. Bucky's is great
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  Speaker 1: when you ain't got shit else to do. Yeah. Bucky's
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  Speaker 1: is always between cities. Like, it's just a gas station
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  Speaker 1: with beef jerky and cotton candy and T-shirts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and clean bathroom. Clean bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: But after you've been driving for a full five hours.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. You know, I live in LA.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need a Bucky's. I got a beach, mountains. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: restaurants and plus you know here most of the cars
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  Speaker 1: I'd say half 40% of the cars are probably electric.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, funniest story, Bucky's, we driving when Trey was playing
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  Speaker 2: AAU basketball. So we're going up to a thing. We
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  Speaker 2: stop at Bucky's. And he had never been in there before.
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  Speaker 2: And they got these little automated things where you order something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He messed up. And they call your number.
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  Speaker 2: He must have ordered about 15 of the same meal. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God.
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  Speaker 4: And I saw a look. And they kept calling, number 712, 712.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, if you don't shut up, you done
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  Speaker 2: ordered $ 500 worth of these Chicken McNuggets.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't go on.
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  Speaker 1: Those are delicious, though. I don't go in, but I
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  Speaker 1: do make them give me that pulled pork sandwich.
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  Speaker 3: There he is. Give me that.
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  Speaker 1: And two bags of that saltwater taffy and that pecan
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  Speaker 1: lock and damn these rednecks. And that t-shirt.
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  Speaker 5: And one more thing.
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  Speaker 4: And 20 on pump number 17.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe getting in the car and people are like, can
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  Speaker 1: I take a picture? Not in front of Bucky's you can't.
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  Speaker 1: He must really love you. How can you tell? Jasmine,
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  Speaker 1: give us five behaviors only a man who loves you
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  Speaker 1: lets you get away with by Julia Austin from Adam Rewind.
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  Speaker 5: Number five, being totally cranky and irrational. Nobody lets you
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  Speaker 5: get away with that.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Not for a long time. Not for a long time.
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  Speaker 5: Number four, the top five behaviors only a man who
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  Speaker 5: loves you will let you get away with, being a shopaholic.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if the shoe fits.
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  Speaker 1: But if it doesn't, take it back. No, beauty is pain.
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  Speaker 3: No, it ain't.
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  Speaker 5: Number three of the top five behaviors only a man
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  Speaker 5: who loves you lets you get away with.
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  Speaker 3: Being a little needy.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not me. I'm not needy at all.
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  Speaker 4: Because sometimes it makes you think you need me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like needy people. Go need something else.
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  Speaker 1: I hate it. That's why I bought you that dog.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, clingy and needy.
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  Speaker 1: Go sit down.
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  Speaker 5: Number two of the top five behaviors only a man
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  Speaker 5: who loves you will let you get away with.
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  Speaker 3: Teasing him for his low libido.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think they'll let you get away with
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  Speaker 5: that either.
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  Speaker 4: Lose some weight, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the number one of the top five behaviors only
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  Speaker 5: a man who loves you will let you get away with,
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  Speaker 5: canceling on him at the last minute.
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  Speaker 1: Not too many times. That's going to do it for us,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Your 2026 edition. Remember that if you
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  Speaker 1: are in Irvine, California, remember I'll be there this Friday
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  Speaker 1: and Saturday, one Friday, two Saturday. You hear about that
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  Speaker 1: Haitian kid?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That coming in suicide. Yeah, that ice was bothering him.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said it had nothing to do with ice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah. Right. Even that dude, Giannis Yalopupo, whatever
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  Speaker 1: his name is, who was a horrible right-wing, nutjob English dude.
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  Speaker 1: You would think an Englishman would have better teeth.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's far from it.
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  Speaker 1: But he was talking about how horrible it was. He
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  Speaker 1: deserves it, though. But that kid, I feel so bad
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  Speaker 1: for that kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: That's horrible. But who was that? Jean Saint-Jacques, who was
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  Speaker 1: the dude that voted for Trump, the Haitian dude? He
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  Speaker 1: lost his.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about Chef... Chef Creole.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: That's the name of the place, Chef Creole. Chef Wilkinson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Chef Wilkinson is his name.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that. That decision, because the special protection was off,
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  Speaker 1: and he's going to have to go back to Haiti.
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  Speaker 1: It's great. It's so sad. It is very sad. So
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  Speaker 1: definitely our thoughts and prayers. And shout out to Ryan Clark. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: shout out to Ryan Clark. Congratulations. He was crying on ESPN,
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  Speaker 1: but he's laughing at Netflix. I'm proud of him. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he thought that for ESPN he was too black, but
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  Speaker 1: he's just the right n * * * a for Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: He might be too black for ESPN, but he's the
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  Speaker 1: right n * * * a for Netflix.
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  Speaker 4: I know that.
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  Speaker 1: Him and Fred, too. I like that podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't even out of work two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Netflix likes it, too.
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  Speaker 1: A multi-year deal.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Man, he didn't go to Stephen A. Smith school. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do my own thing. Not at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope he makes a ton of money. I
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  Speaker 1: hope he makes a ton of money.
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  Speaker 3: I hope so, too.
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  Speaker 5: Me, too.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he signed a big deal, so I think that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: A long one, too. That's right. Jasmine, what did you
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  Speaker 1: learn today?
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  Speaker 5: So people are talking about Naomi Osaka's, first of all,
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  Speaker 5: her win, right, in the U.S. Open, but also her
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  Speaker 5: tribute to NBA star Allen Iverson. I thought that was
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  Speaker 5: super cool.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, you know, I love it. I
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  Speaker 3: can't wait to meet you and all the things. So
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  Speaker 3: shout out to Naomi Osaka.
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  Speaker 1: Get your money, man. Get your money.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that meant, but okay.
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  Speaker 1: Skip my man cheating. What did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we all saw that the dude that got convicted
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  Speaker 2: of Tupac's murder.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's not over.
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  Speaker 2: The prosecutors are hunting for more information saying Diddy could
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  Speaker 2: still be charged in a connection to it.
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  Speaker 4: So hopefully that's not the case. But, yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 4: the prosecutors are.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to do.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Justice delayed.
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  Speaker 1: Justice delayed.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it took him 30 years to convict Medgar Everskiller.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
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