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Episode 69: Taylor Swift, Will You Marry Me? · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, what it do? What it do.
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Its your boy Andrew. So it's okay, mr.
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Goody Two-Shoes. And who am I with?
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As always? Joseph, Huggins AKA old man.
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Huh? Key talk shit or get off the pot
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episode. 69 is that the most overrated sex position in the
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game? I don't know.
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Welcome motherfucker. Yeah, I I use a dab on my way
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and I won't lose but this a yeah.
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I'ma go with this. Yeah, I gotta go with years.
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Rizzo Round of Applause. 69. I was like, I could make it
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something stupid and I couldn't, I wanted to make it Ticketmaster
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blows because Ticketmaster blows, but then twitch wouldn't
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let me do it. So that I just labeled it as
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Taylor Swift still sucks, but not that she actually sucks.
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I just needed something and I had to come up with something
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quick, but coming after the swifties, whatever, dude, these
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are gonna come after you, but good more views, we already got
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Kpop after us. Well, you got K-pop.
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I've stayed out of it, I'm staying out of that, Kpop shit,
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I'll fuck, I'll find a barbed like, you know, Nicki Minaj Stan
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maybe down to about being a Beyonce.
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I believe have the guy I don't think you fight the Beehive just
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in just in the name alone they swarm and yeah cape and Kpop.
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Don't you'll get swarmed, dude. It'll be the people that you're
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closest to. You have no idea.
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They were a Kpop saying and they'd be the ones, I would get
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you catch me in the DMZ. Kpop, let's go.
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Really Aunt Joan. They'd be like, she like I love
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kpop. You just feel like bleeding out.
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What would happen? Thanks.
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Kim jongmin. Will send me a nice love letter.
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No, probably some like airport attack.
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Look, his brothers and watch it. Now I'm on his side, you know,
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we both had Kpop. Oh no I didn't know, you were
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thinking. All right well you heard it here
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first guys, public stance, mr. Goody is aligned with Dennis
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Rodman. Kim Jang hoon and John and John
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Claude Van Damme for some reason, it's not okay, and
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Donald Trump on the same page, what a Motley Crew to be a
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member of Of, that would be, that's a weird lunch.
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Yeah, you would eat lunch at a strip club, and it would be like
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the day, whether it be a day where they didn't have a
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special, and it was during the day and maybe during the day, be
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like, 11:30 and did they'd been open for, like, 45 minutes.
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So polish in the glassware, that was left in the racks from the
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night before mean like oh here, early, they're like, oh hey!
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It's this again. That's used a lot of business to
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discuss back in the day. I was like on Sunset, Boulevard
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and me. And I figured I was with we're
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trying to like finally get drink and we walked into the body shop
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which is like the famous strip club like all the 80's bands,
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like Motley Crew would go into and like it's like so dark in
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there but it's so bright outside.
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Soon as I walk in like you can't see anything like your eyes are
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adjusting obviously just like for naked.
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It's in front of me and I could, what's going on.
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And then I was like, I was try to get a drink and like they
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didn't serve hard liquor because it was like fully nude.
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Yeah, I think that's yeah. So I just turned around and
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left. Yeah.
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That would be interesting that place like burned down like I
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can maybe two days later. Tuesday's, somebody Legend has
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it that. If you're out there on an August
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Night, you can still hear the Timbers crackling.
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The screams of the strippers still you the pops of the
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hairspray canisters man. It's a quit hittin that.
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What do you mean? Did no boy.
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Hell yeah, man. Well, how was your before we get
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started? I was y'all look out the braids.
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Yeah. Peacoat sweatshirt with a hood
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underneath? Casual, is the about fisherman?
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Is he a day trader? You don't know, praise.
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We didn't, we don't matter. In fact, he's actually a golf
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apparel salesman. And so shout out.
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He's gone on a date right now. Oh man.
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He's headed. He's headed to Thailand.
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And then Japan, like today's romance was Instagram is going
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to be popping. I'll it's gonna be a little
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late, but okay. Well I'm definitely archive at
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all those let's go. Hey, it's going to the Oriental.
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Are you allowed to say that anymore?
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I don't know. I know, I'd like correct
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somebody in my life. Like after they said that like a
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about He was someone who is Japanese as I know.
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Yeah. Orientals and or I was like,
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dude, you gotta stop. You gotta stop.
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That's you can't. He's like what?
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I was like. Yes, dude.
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That's not okay. You can't do that.
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I think he's. What do you mean?
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You could refer to the area's, your area?
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Yeah. Like Oriental Rugs.
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It's not like, well, yeah. But that's not.
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Like, people aren't from like you're not Oriental the right.
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Right? Right.
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Right. Yeah, that's like totally.
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Yeah. I was like, no, dude.
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You can't say shit like that. Just got to last in dropped on
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me by the Illuminati which support a podcast, okay?
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I was like, wow, I just got pulled to the side and like you
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come here. I don't know why we're plugging
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them. They're the number one business
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podcast and the world right now. And it's just like a lady who
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just like does like, I don't know what it is, but she
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explained the difference between Hispanic and Latino.
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And it was not what I thought it was most like, what, who's this
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lady, she's the host. I think her name's Blair vas, I
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don't know, she's the host of Illuminati.
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I was looking for us some charts and that's how I came across it
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of the, check it out because we're liking.
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Yeah. We're like in that business
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technology category because that's how it was kind of
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started. Okay yeah it's alright y'all.
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So as we do on touch it or get off the pot we start with
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therapy questions therapy question number one Joseph, is
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it okay to lie to kids about Santa and Elf on the Shelf?
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I put this one in there because I've just been around parents
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recently and having to move the elf on a shelf.
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I think it's ridiculous. I mean, I get, I think that you
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can't to a certain extent, you can't be super honest with your
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kids about Santa because if their kids and they want to
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like, make be a dick, they can if your kids a dick and you
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don't realize it yet. If you tell your kid that saying
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he doesn't Exempted of isn't real or something to that
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effect, and they're your kids cool with it.
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They're gonna like weaponize that for sure.
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If you You that when no one else did you could like destroy
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traumatized people for a lot of you like drop that bomb on us.
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Think about it, like some five-year-old, convincing
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evidence. He's traumatized for life when
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you find out Santa's not real. No, but no, no, I wouldn't say
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that. But I'm saying your kid would
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find out a lot sooner than you would want them to.
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They'd be finding out at school, like the whole class, maybe some
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kids might be, I was like chill with it.
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My mom, my mom blew it. She got me something.
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I was a kid. It was from saying that I was
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like, oh, this is tight and Later.
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I was like I don't know how old I was as me like five or some
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shit. That was like dude, that was
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like that's I was a Star Wars game to Star Wars game was like
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dude that Star Wars game for superintendent's tight.
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I'm glad saying I got that for me like being like hell.
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Yeah. And my mom was like.
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Yeah. That's why I whenever I saw it I
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bought it for you because I thought you'd like it and I was
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just like what? And she didn't even realize what
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she said in the moment and then from that moment on I was like,
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she'll believe you. You always lying to me, you
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know, she's gonna shot, takes it to another level like that's
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like this little dude. Watching you.
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Now I'm responsible for perpetually hiding it so that
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you won't be addictive ticket that big around the house, I
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don't know. Yeah, like I've always had the
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theory. If I had kids that I wouldn't
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never tell them Santa was real because then it's kind of what
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you said. It's like I'm establishing that
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I actively lie to my kids, like to them, once they find out that
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it's it was fake the whole time. You know, like, I don't want
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that. I don't want my kids to think I
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ever lie to him. So why would I like start their
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lives out with like a, like elaborate live?
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Santa Claus or like the Easter Bunny?
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And like is there's got to be some sort of anxiety, especially
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like if your eye because I feel like, okay, do I sound like?
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I don't I don't have kids. I say that all the time.
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I feel like I just have to give that prerequisite because I
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don't want to sound like a dick. Yeah.
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But like, neither of us do. But what I mean I just don't,
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I'm not, I wouldn't be comfortable with doing that,
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that'd be such Such a hard conversation to break it to your
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kid, like yo, bro, like saying a real.
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What if you everybody if you never told him, what he did, you
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get booed, they would boot. But what if he told him that
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Santa wasn't real from the jump? Well, exactly.
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And that's why I'm saying, I think you, kind of, I think the
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best pressure for Santa being real comes from not, just like
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the parents, but also the kids around them.
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Yeah, I know. I like, I was around one of my
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older sisters, groups of their married, like her friends and
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they have You kids and they were talking about how they have had
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to move. It was the last night they had
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to move the elf on the shelf and you know, takes him forever to
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find it and they weren't going to try to do it, but they got
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pressured into it. By the by the kids at school.
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They're like, Mom, I'm going to write a letter to Santa and ask
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for Alpha Elf on the Shelf. So I think Society puts pressure
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on these parents at the first, very first day, I said that, I
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wouldn't tell my kids but like I'm sure like I get talked into
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it. Yeah, you whenever there's some
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Buddy else arguing with you and that they're also a parent of
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that child, my like, nah, brah. We doing Christmas and no, I
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don't want to, it's not going to go well, dude.
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But what about the Jews did not build their skills?
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Yeah, well, I don't, I'm not gonna teach my kid Hanukkah.
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All right. Like, I don't know.
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I just were celebrate Hanukkah with that kid.
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I'm not saying, not celebrate Christmas.
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I'm saying the Santa Part. They just got keep saying Madam.
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And then so every time he'd pop up, I'm like a coke commercial.
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You have to be like yo, that dog game, that's that's marketing.
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That's Capper marketing program that will ya.
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Bullshit's on this assistance? The capitalistic system kind of
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re-establish and icon has been manipulated for decades to try
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to sell presents to kids just funniest.
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Yeah, like if you some wild like is going some wild tangent, U
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OD. Nah.
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Nah you ain't old enough to hit this that you better not don't
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be doing that but some of its natural gear.
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Give a goat its first day of school.
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Like I like third grade and you would you never see your kid
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again? Yes.
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This kid, his dad smoked weed and told them saying it wasn't
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real. He, yeah, well, your kid would
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be like rambling about all sorts of yeah.
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Now, I mean, I, I wouldn't want to, I don't like it.
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I'm also kind of a Grinch. So it is what it is.
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But I did have a very good Christmas.
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So, A shout out to the amazing people in my life and having a
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good Christmas but I would say is the green that a wouldn't be
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comfortable with like actively. Yeah.
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Like lying. And then having to have this
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conversation every year at Christmas, I'm nervous or
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anxious because my kids might feel like I know saying is not
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real dude and you lied to me and I hate you dad, I would hate
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that, that would suck the Grinch is my favorite Christmas Story.
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The first half of the Grinch. You know, it was before before
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before he, he gives back the presence.
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He didn't have the guts to finish the job Joseph, where I'd
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like more like 90 like 80% of the movie because they up until
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he doesn't, he doesn't really give up.
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Until he like saves it. Like it's almost going man
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changes his mind because he's a bitch.
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Fuck yeah. That first chunk of the movie
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he's like only this guy's got it figured out, he's got a plan, he
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set out. He's efficient he's methodical.
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This guy's a master of his After I mean for a first-time guy
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committing Honey's, it is really impressive in that.
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Lick. All right, y'all therapy
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questions, number 2? Joseph.
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What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
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Okay. Now the real question would be
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if what first of all, what are the circumstances in which I
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find this body? Does it just appear?
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You want you? I walk into a room and in your
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hotel room and I've already been staying in.
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There is be like, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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Probably, I probably go to that. Probably call the fucking cops
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man. That's right.
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Okay, no way man. There's cameras all over the
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place. If somebody went into my room
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and there were then there without me being there, I think
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they could track me leaving and not going back.
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I watch a lot of first pretty 48, dog.
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They could track me lawyer lawyers but you said, yeah.
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Why would call the cops and I'd go to the police station with a
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lawyer. Be like, hey, there's a body.
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Here is my lawyer Jack Jackie. Miles will meet you at the
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precinct. We got to check this out.
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So who conquers the lawyer? The cops.
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Hmm, maybe your lawyer and then the cops.
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I wonder if they could use that against you in court Morgan away
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or for no, no, no actually. I go to the front desk.
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I go to the front desk, on the front desk, call the cops while
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I called my lawyer. There you go.
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What if the front desk was involved?
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And what wherever the fuck am I staying?
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What is I don't know. The White Lotus.
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Well, that sounds like sounds like a best.
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What? Any Best Western, I've better
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stay that. Yeah, it's see this.
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What? Things that you keep moving the
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scenario. Go puss.
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I'm just saying like, you don't know who's involved in this
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murder, you know. Yeah, I'd let someone know I'd
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roll the dice because I just went into my room.
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So if I got to my room, I'd been staying there, but I'd left came
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back. They solve murders that way.
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They also arrest people that way.
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Yeah, you know you might get locked up first and I'm like,
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did he do it? This will be dramatic.
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Look who's here Harry black man has a dead person in his hotel
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room tonight. They found his DNA in the hotel
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room, and I think he was like, yeah, he was staying there,
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like, come on. But now, yeah, you definitely
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gotta let the authorities. Know what?
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The first thing I did. You'd have to what you doing.
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I mean, I The complexion for the protection, you know, I could
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call the cops, they come over, they probably bring me some
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stuff like, you know, I'm good but, you know, you you're
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arrested immediately. I'm just we don't know each
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other. I'm walking down the hallway
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when they show up and they're like, hey, you white guy, we
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brought you this chicken sandwich, black guy, come here,
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would you doing? But now, what are you talking
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about having fun? It's fun now.
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I mean, I'm almost positive dark alert, like the guy Dylan roof
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who Killed all the spy people in the church in South Carolina.
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Yeah they stopped and got in Burger King on the way to the
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police. Oh yeah.
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That's well. That's one of the things that
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yeah was a big controversial topic.
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But you see them go, they do all sorts of goofy stuff, there's
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always personal bias in policing, but yeah, in that
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situation you call the cops. Sorry, there's no other option.
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I'm not trying to get rid of it or keeping and it's gonna
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pretend like it was you, it was never here.
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Like, know, I'd be like, what the fuck.
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I probably run out of their run straight to the front desk and
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call Jackie child's. Hey, y'all therapy.
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Question number 3, Joseph. Which famous celebrity would
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would you want to punch in the face?
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If you could, it's pretty crazy question.
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I mean, I don't advocate for violence against anybody first
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of all. So let's get that out of the
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way. But it's someone in the face.
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I mean, that's a lot. I know it is a lot.
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It's a lot of hatred. I don't know if I really want to
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walk up a punch, some famous person in the face.
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Some people that suck for sure. He'll be back at doughnuts.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta, that's, that's
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a state-sanctioned fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know, there's, you're weighing in.
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That's right. Right?
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Yeah. He's cutting weight.
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Yeah. He's Who besides Joey Bag of
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Donuts for you who like any of the Trump's?
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Yeah yeah I guess yeah some Fox News anchors.
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Throw em up there. Maybe what's his name?
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He's such an ass is a political commentator, something testing.
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Oh, no, stupid glasses. I'm Roger Stone.
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That would be somebody that probably bladder stone.
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And that's my boy, dude. It's my boy or like somebody
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with like cool hair. So it like whip lashes.
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Like Mitt Romney. I like blue boy of itch is
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haired. Be like exactly cool.
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I don't know if his hair is like as good anymore.
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Now that he's you know, off the Russian teat.
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True 10, whenever he got out, it was like, powder, white.
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Yeah, but he's still got the full head of hair.
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It's just like powder. Once I got a new phase due to
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the cap. Okay, I'm sure he was already
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gave long. No, he's probably going white,
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just enough hair done. Yeah, but that's what I'm
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saying. Then he came out.
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He's like a boy evolve, like a Pokemon.
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He's like a shiny something. He was like, he was like using
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like a walker, like, during his sentencing, like as if like like
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like an old mobster would, you know?
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Yeah, when he walked out of jail, he was like skipping.
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Yeah. It's like Come on, bro.
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All right, what's the next one? Okay, final therapy question
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therapy. Question number 4, Joseph?
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Do you think you would be friends with a clone of
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yourself? Probably not.
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Definitely not let me too much. We would have.
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We battle it out. Yeah like I'm murder murdering
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all of if there's any clones of me, we're going to we're going
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to paddle. Yeah, I don't know if you
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because if I came across, somebody looked exactly like me
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and we were clones and we didn't know I'd probably fight that
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person off of instinct. Yeah.
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But get out of here and posture Joseph.
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Like you call from gots to go there's got to be one of them in
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the end. Are you getting these hands bro.
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Like right now. Who's the Clone?
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Now who's the Clone now bitch? Yeah I probably I wouldn't be
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friends. That'd be weird.
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I'm super weird feel like a fever dream.
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Yeah but I mean twin and identical.
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Twins. Kind of have that.
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Yeah. But you like know that off the
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start. You know, that's like a sibling.
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A clone is something that like they found you and then they
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created another you. I feel like why the fuck would
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you do that? Yeah, weird.
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I mean I get why you would do it with me, you know?
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I'm saying they're not to be some ulterior motive.
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Like I don't know why I like you know what of their General like
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replace you with a clone of you. I'm time I gonna let that shit
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happen to some that's some redundant movie plot.
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We haven't seen a thousand times.
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Yeah. Out but like that's I mean if
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that's maybe that's what they do like some Westworld shit.
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Yeah well that's World. Got canceled.
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Yeah. True sad to all over the place.
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Well it just to cost a lot of money to make and HBO's got a
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new regime. So they're trying to tighten the
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screws on them. Well, yeah, it looks like it's
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all over the place man. Yeah, wonder it was so expensive
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to do like alright. Now you're in that 20s.
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Okay. Now, you're an ancient Japan.
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Now, you're in the desert. You look good.
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Lord man. Wonder take so long to fucking
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come out. Yeah, I never really got into
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it. Like the like it's the only
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thing I can compare it to is like Crouching Tiger Hidden
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Dragon and that movie, how they were like a thousand different
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climates. And that movie throughout the
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like in the snowy mountains and the desert took the same thing.
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It's all over the fucking place, man.
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Sorry, just to move all that shit would be so expensive.
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Okay, so we agree not friends at the clown.
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Now given these hands, bro. Yeah, straight hands.
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All right, so that does it for the therapy questions.
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Now we're on to the topics Joseph.
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You want to start us up? Yeah a lot of weird stuff has
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been going on the first one. We only have three articles
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today. One of them is kind of stupid,
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but this one is fucking weird. I don't know if you guys anybody
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is aware. There's a hold on.
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This dang thing is the gentleman named Jorge Santos who ran for
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up. And I tell you this stupid
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thing. Got it.
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Yeah, representative from New York, Jorge Santos.
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Who was is the congressman elect right now at a long island is
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got caught lying about his entire fucking where I met this
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guy. This is the craziest shit ever.
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Like the fact that it's all about one person is mind-blowing
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to me, he this guy's Long Island.
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Rep came clean them to the Post. It's on Monday.
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So this New York Times, article came out about him talking about
22:39
how he lied on his resume about where he went to school.
22:43
What is jobs were his properties and lied, essentially about
22:48
every single thing you could possibly lie about jobs.
22:52
He had said he worked for like a shitty bank and Goldman, I think
22:58
said he when he died he League schools, you never went to this
23:03
guy. He was like, He's like if I
23:05
could just lie about one of these, why do I describe up the
23:07
whole thing? No, but the live, the lies are
23:09
so nice. Is that?
23:10
I'm not a criminal Santa said at one point during his exclusive
23:13
interview, this controversy will not deter me from having good
23:16
legislative success, I will be effective, I will be good.
23:20
So this guy's already refusing to step down because people are
23:23
calling for him to step the fuck down.
23:25
I mean he he said that he slightly embellished on his
23:29
resume but he lies about everything everything he ever
23:32
did. It's not true.
23:35
My sins were this. My sins you were embellishing my
23:38
resume. I'm sorry Santos.
23:39
Said Monday Santos confessed that he never worked directly
23:42
for Goldman Sachs or Citigroup shocking that up to porch or a
23:45
poor choice of words, the for 34 year-old.
23:48
Now, claims and said instead that a company called link
23:51
bridge where he worked as a vice-president did business with
23:55
both of the financial Giants. I will be clear about that.
23:59
It was stated poorly, he said of the LIE.
24:05
Well, he graduated, he never he admitted.
24:08
He never graduated any college despite previously claiming to
24:11
have a degree from bra or brunch, VAR U CH getting a
24:19
degree from the air in 2010 and he also said he went to like
24:24
NYU, oh, it gets even insane. More insane Santos like the
24:30
Congress on November 8 to represent the Long Island and
24:34
queens. Base.
24:35
Third District was accused of lying about his family history,
24:38
singers campaign website that his mother was Jewish and his
24:42
game. Grandparents escaped Nazis
24:44
during World War 2. Now, he says he's, yeah, hold
24:48
on. He says, only read this quote
24:52
Santa's now says that he's clearly Klatt Catholic.
24:55
The claimed his grandmother told stories about being Jewish and
24:59
later converting to Catholicism. I never claimed to be Jewish
25:03
Santos, said, I'm a Catholic, but I learned from my maternal
25:07
family. I learned my maternal family had
25:11
a Jewish background. I said, I was Jus ish.
25:17
Yeah, yeah, not not to issue hyphen.
25:20
Yeah, is H rho. This is like the cringey as shit
25:25
ever. Yeah.
25:26
And then it gets another level and this is nothing to do with
25:29
it, but it's just fucking wild. This dude's timeline fucking
25:33
crazy. So he was He's Ross around as
25:35
the first openly gay. Not incumbent, Republican
25:38
elected to the house. He's the first of that.
25:40
Also faced accusations about lying about his sexual
25:43
orientation. Whenever it was reported that he
25:45
was married to a woman but it was unsuccessful.
25:48
And then they divorced you divorced her quickly.
25:50
But like, shortly before he ran for Congress, is the second
25:54
time. He's ran, he lost the first time
25:56
and he won this time. But he so he lied about all this
25:59
stuff. The first time he ran for
26:01
congress as well. And there's a bunch of Shady.
26:04
D shady-ass financials that are tied to it, where one year he
26:08
had no assets over 5,000 dollars and then the next year he
26:13
claimed 11 million dollars in assets.
26:16
All this wild stuff. It's kind of blown up in his
26:21
face. So he did an interview I think
26:23
today where he admitted to lying about that and it's just, it's
26:28
the weirdest shit ever it. I mean, like, I've heard a lot
26:33
of democratic leaning like pundits if you will, or just
26:39
people. I listened to our pissed because
26:42
they think like, like, what was the person who was running
26:45
against him? It's like campaign doing, like
26:46
they couldn't figure this out before the election.
26:49
He has waited until he got elected and then had the New
26:51
York Times for you, this out for you.
26:54
He also acknowledged being a deadbeat tenant in Sunnyside
26:58
Queens where the times reported, He was ordered by a judge to pay
27:01
twelve thousand dollars to a former landlord who claimed
27:04
non-payment for several months of rent, as well as that Santos
27:08
had tried to pass. A check that bounced.
27:11
How do you have 11 million dollars in assets and you can't
27:14
pay rent but you're but you're also giving yourself hundreds
27:17
that you're donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to your
27:21
campaign to run for office but you Pay rent.
27:25
Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, this shit's wild.
27:29
Like, they need to get him. He needs to step down like
27:31
assume is that even, he's not even an office yet.
27:34
He's not even an office yet, because when he's in office,
27:35
they can do ethics, ethics investigations, and he can get
27:39
in serious trouble, like, they can come after him for this sort
27:42
of stuff, they can do an investigation right off the bat,
27:46
like this is some shady, get it. But the thing is, he's a
27:50
republican. The Republicans have the
27:53
smallest. East of Leeds ever in the house
27:56
and it's way smaller one for Kevin McCarthy to get the
28:00
speaker of the house boats that he needs, and this guy's already
28:03
said that they should vote for Kevin McCarthy, for speaker of
28:06
the house. So Kevin McCarthy has been
28:09
completely silent on this entire issue.
28:11
Is he knows? He needs this guy's vote so he
28:14
can become the third most powerful person in the country,
28:18
of course. But I mean, that's what they're
28:20
going to do. But either way this Guy by
28:24
something, so you're not gonna get an investigation.
28:26
That's what I'm trying to say. They're not going to do it.
28:29
I don't know. But like dude it looks bad.
28:31
Like the IRS, there's other people that can do an
28:33
investigation that don't have to do with any of that there's
28:35
independent parties that can go in and look into that.
28:38
Now, looks super fucking weird, but he's admitting to lying
28:42
about all this stuff. You also lie admitted to lying
28:45
that, he claimed that he owned 13 property 13, properties
28:49
saying that he now resides at his sister's place in Huntington
28:51
and is looking to purchase a place of his own.
28:56
So we met here and singing on 13 properties, that's almost as
29:01
many as Russell Wilson, toilets. I don't know how he's or did he
29:06
say? Where is it?
29:10
I'm not a criminal here not here or in Brazil or in any
29:14
jurisdiction in the world Santa said absolutely not.
29:17
That didn't happen. What are you talking about?
29:23
Center City, 11 million in assets.
29:25
Reported in his financial disclosure report filed in
29:28
September are tied to his devolver consulting firm.
29:32
My favorite just come from The Firm, the assets of the
29:35
contracts, with the firm. How do you like that?
29:37
Doesn't Personally loaned his company.
29:41
Six hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, like he's yeah, he's
29:46
loading up this money personally.
29:47
So I like, where the fuck is he getting it?
29:52
Wild. I mean what do you mean?
29:54
Do you think so? You don't think anything's gonna
29:55
come from this? Now like the Democrats would
29:58
have like yeah made him like I quit yesterday but the
30:03
Republicans don't give a shit. They just want the power so
30:05
there's going to be like that. Yeah, whatever, yeah.
30:07
It's kind of like the new gold standard where they're set on
30:10
having that like they just really just want the votes to
30:14
have. Yeah, they have to have the vote
30:15
so they irregardless of what it is.
30:17
The bar set. So low.
30:19
Yeah, like look at Herschel Walker.
30:20
Like they didn't like stop. Like backing him.
30:22
Like, you know, it's like it used to be like putting a gun to
30:26
your wife's head was like a disqualifier.
30:28
It's like nope, we're not for Herschel Walker.
30:31
He's like, hey, you know, I want to be a werewolf.
30:35
So what's so what's lying about being an investment banker going
30:38
to like college? You know, it's like, well, the
30:40
big thing that could happen is he could have committed crime
30:43
because if he's filing paperwork Federal paperwork and lying
30:47
about his income and his assets and either.
30:51
Under selling them or whatever he's doing, he's lying on those
30:54
Federal documents. He can get in trouble for that.
30:57
That is a crime. That's what I'm saying.
30:58
Is that, if he's maybe he didn't, maybe you didn't have to
31:01
lie like in the documents, he just lied out loud possible.
31:06
Yeah, we will see, it's super weird man that this dude's trips
31:11
me out and it's crazy because he flipped his New York District
31:14
read from Blue. I should have had a different
31:18
candidate. I can't, I don't remember who
31:19
ran for that. Rick, but it wasn't like they
31:22
were. There wasn't a whole team.
31:23
Like a whole lot of effort. Apparently not, yeah.
31:26
You could just pick up the phone.
31:28
Yeah, this guy work here. Yeah, I'm listening attentively,
31:33
attentively. The people, I mean, I need to
31:36
follow this guy on Twitter. Yeah, this is going to be like
31:42
ridiculous. Talking about how like 07 of
31:50
this things are like running jokes.
31:54
That just doesn't add up. That's what I'm saying.
31:56
It looks super fishy, it sounds super fishy.
31:59
Sky, super weird lied about where you went to school lied
32:04
about I know they were hyped are hyping him for being Jewish
32:07
being gay. Yeah that's what I'm saying.
32:09
It's like it's like I'm like yeah yeah yeah.
32:11
It's like he compulsively look tried to lie about everything
32:15
just so he could get elected. He was like I got to hit all the
32:20
groups he's like yeah, unicorn Republican, Jewish gay.
32:24
A New York but I'm Republican with no with a Hispanic last
32:30
name. Yeah.
32:31
Yeah. Yeah.
32:33
He's like a ringer. Yeah.
32:35
Turns out. It turns out, they don't exist.
32:38
Yeah. Well they had turns out he was
32:39
just lying about all of it. That's just so crazy to me and
32:42
he ran to political campaigns. Nobody figured it out and then
32:47
it gets figured out it. But I mean, I'm on my bathroom
32:50
but still to be lying about that for that long and then have it
32:53
pop. On the New York Times.
32:55
Hey you already got it like that.
32:57
Oh well yeah, I mean he already got elected.
32:58
He's got his, he's got two years to the coast.
33:02
Oh, I think you try to keep them in.
33:04
I think he he makes the credibility of the right?
33:09
So much worse that having him around is almost a good thing.
33:14
He might obviously vote a certain way, but they expected
33:17
him to vote that way. That's probably what he
33:19
campaigned on from the beginning.
33:21
But I think they hold this. He's gonna make it more term
33:25
turmoil in general. Well he might get primaried you
33:28
know? Oh yeah that sounds it sounds
33:31
like somebody who get primaried if he sticks around.
33:34
Yeah. If he doesn't leave on his own
33:35
the constant reconnaissance. Oh, he's saying he's not
33:38
innocent. He refuses.
33:40
He says he's not he says he's sticking around.
33:42
Yeah well fuck that guy fucking Jorge Santos hard.
33:49
It's probably not even gay. Putting help.
33:53
I wouldn't be surprised. You know usually usually use
33:56
these Republicans lying about it's like they're gay but they
33:59
lie about being straight because you know, boats this guy, you
34:03
know, he's like okay I'm going to say I'm Jewish and that's I'm
34:05
gonna say I'm gonna say gay and of but Republican think about
34:12
it. Oh I'm thinking outside of the
34:14
butt plug and my last name is Santos.
34:17
He's like I'm checking all the boxes.
34:18
That's right. If you only if he was like a
34:20
ginger No, I mean I think that it just like whether he's gay or
34:28
not isn't like that important. It just like that's just a weird
34:30
thing to have happened first and then it's like you've lied about
34:33
so much stuff. His whole past is like murky and
34:37
you don't really know what's true or what's not true at this
34:39
point, but he's good. He would be the first straight,
34:42
Republican to lie and say they were gay because they thought
34:45
about that, he would get political points for it.
34:48
Not like they're gonna catch him, like, making out with like
34:50
some like so it's a A piece from P.
34:53
Librarian chick, stop. No, don't say that.
35:22
You run. Now everything on your personal
35:24
campaign and your credibility on like why you people owe.
35:28
You should vote for me. Look at all these things that
35:30
I've done, look at these credentials and then it comes
35:33
out that they're all fake, that's wild to me, like that
35:36
takes so much about us. Yeah, that takes more than bald
35:41
dude. That's like stupid in this day
35:42
and age. Someone's going to be able to
35:43
find out it's like Elizabeth Holmes like their nose type
35:46
shit. Yeah, exactly.
35:47
Like it's SPF, you know. And yeah.
35:51
Yeah. Level of just like thinking that
35:53
you can lie about something that much stuff and have a not come
35:56
collapsing, it it's not like 1950 where you like lied your
36:00
way into some like Banker job and you just faked it till you
36:03
make it like the days of doing that or over.
36:05
Yeah, I had fun. Yeah, someone would figure out
36:08
that you're full of shit really quick right.
36:11
However, however, he ran the campaign lied about all this
36:14
shit, two years went by nobody said anything.
36:17
So of course he thought he could get away with it again and he
36:19
did. Yeah, but I bet you he had
36:22
woken, dude. Okay?
36:23
And this is a whole nother thing.
36:25
He said that he's probably stated in a story that he had
36:29
four employees who died in the pulse.
36:32
Orlando gay club shooting. Yeah.
36:35
Which the come to find out that like, there's no record of that.
36:38
And then he's the came out and said, oh they weren't employed
36:40
but they were going through the process of being employed with
36:43
us. It seems like he just he's just
36:45
sounds like a guy who can't help himself and his like a
36:47
one-upper. Yes like what he's like one up
36:50
and he's got to like up. Annie up the a me just say
36:53
something just to say it to get like the credit for it and get
36:56
that short, Applause. It's pretty wild.
36:59
Totally, that's pretty fucking mom.
37:02
All right, well on to topic number two, I have them.
37:10
Oh yeah, so this is I read it and it kind of reads, kind of
37:14
dumb, but I wanted, I like the idea of it.
37:17
So it's at the top are title of the article is, please don't
37:20
throw me in 20. 23, unsuspecting people can get pulled in a tick,
37:23
tock content, without even knowing it.
37:25
Can we leave that behind in 2022?
37:30
I've never been like I if I think it's a fine line, I don't
37:35
think you like there's distasteful times to like get
37:39
people on film definitely. But I don't if you're filming
37:43
something and someone walks through it, I think that's a
37:45
little. I think that's, you know, if
37:48
you're going to come freak out, but get the fuck out of here.
37:51
You. All right.
37:52
But I mean, are they talking about where they go and ask
37:54
somebody a question? Yeah.
37:56
Well that's so they're all talking about like the stop up
37:58
an interview which you do see a lot of now.
38:00
The stupid little like, man on the street.
38:02
Oh, hey, what are you? Hey, can you name three planets
38:06
and all that dumb stuff or, you know, trying to like burn people
38:09
or make people look stupid and I would agree with that.
38:11
That's kind of. Do you have to sign a waiver for
38:13
that? I think that they're saying is
38:15
for Tick-Tock people. Just don't necessarily have to
38:18
sign a waiver. You know, if someone's in the
38:21
background of your video cannot like asking them for a waiver.
38:26
I think if you're monetizing it then you should definitely have
38:28
to tell ya. It's not a waiver.
38:30
If you want to protect yourself and you're not stupid, you
38:33
should definitely have them sign a waiver.
38:34
But if you're making money and my face is on it, I'll make it
38:37
money too. Yeah.
38:39
But if you know, there's, I'm sure there's a lot of people
38:42
that aren't taking that into account when they're doing it.
38:45
You see a lot of these content creators be a lot younger and
38:49
they're just Eating stuff and posting it.
38:51
They're not really going through that process.
38:53
No, I understand that. But who's complaining about this
38:57
who's been like like in a too many Tick-Tock videos without
39:00
their permission that they're like bitching about it.
39:04
You but you better not put this on Tick-Tock swear to God.
39:07
This is the fifth time this week.
39:08
I've been home Tick-Tock. Well, that's when I started
39:10
reading this. I was like, all right, like I
39:12
get it but like you can make a case for but this person's like
39:15
overly sensitive about it. It's an Irving and weird to be
39:18
filmed by others. Well, you have someone's just
39:20
Aiming. You creepily like yeah, they
39:23
should fucking stop. You should go tell them.
39:25
Hey knock it the fuck off. I don't think you'd allow them
39:28
to just film you from afar but I mean if you're, if I'm walking
39:32
around in someone's getting a video of their friend doing
39:34
something dumb, like I'm not gonna be like hey you better
39:38
knock that shit off. I'm over here by an arugula and
39:41
you're blocking the aisle doing, I don't know whatever you're
39:44
doing. Like I don't think that kind of
39:47
blowing it out of proportion. Bowser, don't Tick-Tock you Tick
39:50
Tock. We put our, you know, but you
39:52
put your dog on Tick Tock. Your dog doesn't sign a waiver
39:56
that this author of this article from this is from The Verge,
40:01
they say, and if I catch you recording me for Content.
40:04
I will smack your phone away. It's the last sentence of this
40:07
article, okay? It's if you're someone who makes
40:11
content for the internet, consider this heartfelt advice
40:14
in a heads up. If you're filming someone for a
40:16
video, please ask for their consent.
40:18
Well yeah, I think you should ask for someone's consent, I
40:21
feel like I feel like Mia Sato that the author is about to get
40:26
filmed. Without whole set a little bit
40:29
more often well, but I mean if you can't go around smacking
40:32
people's phones. I know I mean I, you know, like
40:34
obviously there's a stupid idea Auditors that go into like a
40:38
public library, just stand there with the camera and they're
40:40
like, hey, get out of here, and you look no public space.
40:44
Those trolls I mean some of them are kind of funny but most of
40:48
it's just dumb and you're just hand tagging izing the fuck out
40:50
of people to a certain extent so that stuff's dumb like I see
40:53
that like I'm not a big fan of that, but I don't know if you're
40:59
if you're making Tick, Tock content and all you're doing is
41:01
filming random. People that's weird.
41:03
Like you're going to end up on a list doin shit like that.
41:06
Yeah, I think we already have systems in place to stop those
41:08
people, but, you know, this makeshift individualized,
41:12
surveillance apparatus exist, beyond the state-sponsored
41:16
systems. Damn, So I know that what
41:20
they're complaining, that they're getting doxxed like by
41:23
other people's Tick-Tock videos. Well, there's people that Doc's
41:26
themselves. Like what's her name?
41:29
The woman who runs lived a tick tock.
41:32
She just went on Tucker Carlson and didn't interview, which is
41:34
wild but she was on Tucker Carlson.
41:37
I guess she complained that somebody doxxed her but she
41:40
posted like her a picture of her own house with her address
41:44
posted when she posted like doorbell camera footage or
41:46
something like so she talks to herself like it.
41:50
Stupid shit. Who's filming?
41:54
Like I don't know who's filming random people we have for doing
41:58
that stupid prank shit or whatever.
42:00
Anybody that's smart with it on YouTube Tick-Tock, whatever.
42:03
If they're filming interactions with the open public, you,
42:06
they're probably doing waivers. And if you're not, you should
42:09
and you should make sure that your alike have permission to
42:11
use that content and then so that way, you have ownership of
42:14
it. You can't get fucked with later.
42:16
But if you have your running around, like pushing tabletop
42:19
and people and getting it on Tick, Tock like, you're like
42:21
those people are to go to I don't know.
42:23
Yeah. Who do these stupid challenges
42:27
or whatever. What was it?
42:29
The when it was just people vandalizing bathrooms on
42:34
Tick-Tock and they were stealing shit from school.
42:37
There was one kid, he worked for me, and they stole a whole
42:40
toilet from their school bathroom.
42:44
The stole a toilet from the school bathroom.
42:47
That's like Elon. Bring it in the kitchen sink
42:50
like to Twitter the crazy. How did you cut the water off?
42:54
Like what? Just turn the knob man and have
42:58
like pictures of it? Blew my mind.
43:02
I was like, I hope you didn't post that shit.
43:05
You so cold. I was like, dude.
43:06
You're gonna get in fucking trouble like you stole a toilet?
43:09
That's like that. But what do you think?
43:11
That's what do you think you get for that?
43:14
It's got to be theft under a thousand.
43:16
It's a public school. They're not passing on a
43:17
thousand dollar, toilets, but they're not think they're nice.
43:22
That met all the could be just like prices.
43:24
So they last, if and for the insurance, nobody steals one of
43:29
the low came in. Five thousand dollar toilet.
43:33
And there are actually pretty nice though.
43:35
Okay, that's true. Maybe maybe.
43:37
I don't know how much toilets go for it, but I can see it being a
43:40
thousand. Band, that would be rough.
43:45
If your life's going downhill side and you're 16, you placed
43:49
under arrest for theft over 1,000 you stole a latrine from
43:52
the men's bathroom. Son now not hack it and then it
43:57
is jobless. Yeah it's got something to say
44:02
tomorrow. Do you know he's not happy?
44:06
I'm not happy. No.
44:08
I mean I don't. Well this this person makes a
44:11
point. They're very hyper aggressive
44:13
about not being fair. Filmed.
44:15
So it sounds like they've been through something but, you know,
44:18
if you start acting a fool and being a mega dick in public,
44:21
don't be surprised if people whip out their phones and you're
44:23
having a meltdown Well yeah. So like Trevor going to melt
44:28
down like do it in private. Go in a room.
44:30
Close the door and have a meltdown.
44:32
Don't do it. Don't tell me who to have my
44:36
milk down. I'm just saying, you know, don't
44:38
have it in front of the fucking fries, her fucking, you know,
44:41
don't have it outside, you know, the Taco Shack.
44:45
Don't be melting down because someone in drive-thrus gonna be
44:48
like, oh, fuck, that person, having a meltdown, they're going
44:50
to record your ass. And that's like, you know, if
44:53
you start talking to Mega shitty to people that work in customer,
44:55
Service, somebody might record you.
44:58
So, I mean, you know, I think it's made people be more wary
45:01
about how they treat other people.
45:02
Like that's that guy, that yelled and cussed me out and
45:04
bug. No, I never did that.
45:06
And now it's like now, you did motherfucker.
45:07
I know you did, but it's like it's the same way with, like
45:11
cops, you know, being filmed now.
45:13
Yeah, I know, and there's been a lot of crimes that have been
45:15
stopped because for filming other people on Tick Tock, but
45:19
not this chick. If you do, she will smack the
45:21
shit out of your phone. Shout out to the Meltdown
45:25
grilled cheese establishment out here and I like there's a good
45:30
super good melt them. Uh-huh.
45:34
Well, I gotta round of applause, you get to build your own
45:36
grilled cheese if you want. Put whatever you want it, like,
45:41
bacon. Jalapeño bacon, jalapenos.
45:43
All right, let's go. Let's go.
45:44
I'm talking about, you get to pick your cheese.
45:46
How many cheese iron and brisket?
45:48
Ooh, Vernon brisket, look what kind of cheese, whatever you
45:54
want, man. You say, you say it, I play it,
45:59
the project, let's go. All right, article number four,
46:08
and this has been a topic that's been going on for a while.
46:14
I didn't realize that Ticketmaster had so much shit
46:18
going on. Oh, you motherfuckers Bloomberg.
46:21
Not going to let me read the whole fucking thing.
46:23
Wow. Because I'm on my PC and I have
46:26
it up for my Apple news. And Apple news is on my Mac.
46:31
Don't worry. It won't be much longer
46:33
Bloomberg. Yeah.
46:35
But I didn't realize that they had so much shit going on and so
46:39
many issues when it came to litigation.
46:44
Ian and Ticketmaster. This is an article from
46:47
Bloomberg where it talks about the Taylor, Swift, debacle
46:50
rekindles ticket. Ticketmaster antitrust issues.
46:56
They're blocking me on. All of them.
46:57
Yeah, I was getting blocked on it too.
47:01
Well from what I cuz I was reading it earlier.
47:03
That's what's pissing me off, maybe that's why I got one read,
47:08
but I read it yesterday. But in this article they discuss
47:11
how, you know, there's this whole issue if you haven't seen
47:14
it, where people were trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets, the
47:16
prices were astronomical Ticketmaster and Live Nation
47:22
emerged recently but like 12 years ago, god, well, I mean, 12
47:26
years ago in business time, is fairly recently.
47:28
Yeah. And it's because they're still
47:29
under supervision. For potentially having a
47:32
monopoly or misusing their, but our Target antitrust, because
47:37
they own, like, 80% of the market or something ludicrous,
47:39
like that right now, since they merged with Live Nation, Albama
47:44
talked about trying to break them up, talked about
47:47
litigating, not letting the merge, but it was difficult
47:50
because they technically did two separate things.
47:52
And now they've merged into one and it's just massive live music
47:56
conglomerate. But they've been also see
47:59
because they've been jacking up their prices and turning and
48:02
lowering down the services that they offer and you know they're
48:07
talking about probing into them again for breaking these.
48:12
Yeah monopoly laws and potentially breaking them up and
48:15
it sounds like this whole Taylor Swift thing.
48:17
Might be what really pushes it over the top, were you able to
48:21
read this before it locked you out or?
48:23
No, not that article. But I read it a read about the
48:26
saira:. Heard a lot about it.
48:28
Not the article about the situation with Ticketmaster
48:30
Taylor, Swift, and their Monopoly.
48:33
Yeah. I mean, they do use monopolistic
48:35
behaviors, like, they buy, like all these tickets out so that
48:40
other companies can't get ahold of them.
48:43
And then, so that's, you're squashing your competition
48:47
through like Through your, you're squashing competition.
48:53
And that's the whole point of antitrust.
48:54
Laws is to keep competition going.
48:57
So, if you're using your Binaca lie to prevent others from
49:01
entering the market, that's against the law.
49:04
Yeah. I mean that's what they're
49:05
doing. Yeah.
49:06
So there's another company that sued them.
49:08
They had a form that an employee that was working for
49:11
Ticketmaster this is a couple this was years ago but he was
49:14
working for Ticketmaster and he'd recently worked for a new
49:17
startup that was trying to go directly from, you know, Drew
49:21
sell tickets directly to customers for cheaper prices and
49:24
Ticketmaster Ticket. Master ended up hiring this
49:27
employee, having them work for him, for work for them.
49:31
And then for about a year or two after that, He used his access,
49:35
his old access to illegally access their servers and spy on
49:40
what they were doing. And he got caught, they've had
49:43
multiple employees be caught for doing unfair practices.
49:47
Some of them got in jail, time paid, massive fines.
49:50
They ended up having to pay out a hundred and fifteen million
49:53
dollars to this ticket startup because they had to go out of
49:57
business, they squashed him, so they had to pay him. 115 million
50:00
to settle in a civil lawsuit. Yeah, they're talking about.
50:07
I remember like a wild mob. Yeah.
50:09
Like maybe a decade ago or longer who was in Pearl Jam.
50:15
Tried to do a whole tour without Ticketmaster and like couldn't
50:18
do it. Well, that was what they were
50:21
also talked about in this article is that it's been going
50:23
on for a really long time. Because, yeah, and the issue
50:27
with Pearl Jam, they've had issues with a lot of different
50:30
artists. People trying to take a stand,
50:31
other startups coming, and they've been embroiled Boiled in
50:34
issues and lawsuits have been in and out of court, plank paying
50:38
fines or civil lawsuit settlement since like the early
50:41
90s. So it's really crazy that
50:43
they've reached this point that they've been allowed to merge
50:46
the emerge. 12 years ago, they're still under supervision
50:49
by the government to make sure they're not doing anything
50:52
nefarious or super fucked the fact that they're able to exist
50:56
and that it takes, you know, Taylor Swift bringing up,
50:59
bringing it up. But I mean I've noticed my
51:00
tickets are insane. Yeah, and the thing is it's like
51:03
these are just can't go. Go to certain venues without
51:05
using Ticketmaster like Ticketmaster has the lockdown on
51:08
the crypto.com Arena or Staples? Is he used to be called, you
51:11
know? Or you know, Madison Square
51:14
Gardens. It's like if you're going to
51:16
play some of the keys venues that you would normally play,
51:19
that's like whatever how big your act is.
51:23
And Joe also like, bucket list though, it's like, you know, I
51:26
want to play a Madison Square Garden but you got to deal with
51:28
Ticketmaster, exactly like to fulfill that dream you have to
51:32
just make a deal with the Devil. Yep.
51:34
And rip off all of your fans, rip off your fan base.
51:39
So you to fulfill your dream the Illuminati, dog.
51:43
It's right there watching. I mean, it's pretty nuts.
51:48
I'm, I was intrigued when I was reading it.
51:50
Just to see how much legal shit they got themselves into.
51:56
Oh no, I'll find another. that's the move everything I like
52:02
shift, my keyboard away whenever we do this because I'm kind of
52:05
have to Well in this one The Economist has of Taylor Swift is
52:10
a greedy cap Earth Ticketmasters a greedy capitalist.
52:15
So is sure, Taylor Swift. Of course, blog.
52:24
Come on, man. This is why people get their
52:28
news from TV because they don't want to pay like, 2.2, 99 the
52:32
like a thousand different places, it's true.
52:35
I mean, come on. You want to talk about?
52:37
Not fair, get out of here. Soul shit.
52:42
Taylor Swift fan files, a lawsuit against Live Nation
52:46
course, billboard blocked. And what is it?
52:50
Bright Healthcare. For my health insurance ad and
52:54
an Audi ad. Do you know anybody who got a
52:59
Lexus for Christmas? Now, I've always just wondering
53:02
like who those people are. I don't anybody got anything for
53:07
Christmas. Well, you know you see those
53:09
guys and they do the commercials and there's a big bow and I'm
53:13
like, who's dropping ATK on a Lexus RX350?
53:17
If you're doing that and you without telling me I'm gonna be
53:19
pissed. Yeah.
53:22
Like talk it for you to not notice because like, don't don't
53:26
run the payment don't cash that check until Monday.
53:29
I want him to not notice it. No, like doesn't be like hey
53:33
bro. Did you just spend 90?
53:35
Okay, no, well you put a down payment on it.
53:38
You have to drop the whole thing.
53:40
It's a it's for Christmas. I can't tell you or not babe,
53:45
haha. Well what a surprise for you?
53:47
It's all they way. They could have been already
53:48
been talking about it and he's like, I think about it and then
53:52
he just goes and pulls the trigger.
53:54
Yeah. But they make it seem like they
53:55
wing it and those commercials, there's not, there's so much
53:58
build-up, like, cover your eyes like you could, you wouldn't you
54:00
would know? Yeah.
54:02
And for you youngsters out there because the majority of our
54:04
audience is in their 20s. Early 30s.
54:07
Don't do that. Do not buy ninety thousand
54:09
dollar car. Yeah, you don't know if the
54:10
other person is going to like it or not.
54:13
Yeah, don't. Yeah, don't do that.
54:15
That's a bad idea. So I think buying shoes for
54:19
someone without knowing what they like or don't like is risky
54:22
enough. I think the like buying shoes
54:24
for someone like if you want to buy like a girl a purse and kind
54:27
of wing it, you can kind of, you know, like all right I'm going
54:29
to get this, you can ask someone and get help because there's
54:31
like you but shoes if you know they're shooting.
54:35
Ooh sighs. You could get them running shoes
54:37
but they might hate them. Yeah, I mean, if you get me Vans
54:39
like all day, every day, size 11, send him your way.
54:42
Well, yeah, but I mean, I painted one but that's if you if
54:46
been them. Normally, if someone likes
54:47
wearing Vans they got man's already, so they're like you
54:50
like oh, I'm gonna get them Vans.
54:52
Yeah. It's not like I design my own
54:54
band so you know what I'm talking about.
54:56
I got this clip. So have you seen these videos
54:59
where these adults are like, scaring the shit out of their
55:01
kids with the Grinch? No.
55:04
Oh, okay. Yeah, so there's these videos
55:06
and you should I do you have a tick tock?
55:08
You should look them up, man. I don't know their walk.
55:10
Well, I thought that I thought let's just take time for the
55:13
show to the show that's been hanging but never accessed.
55:15
It was like there's this whole fad where parents are dressing
55:22
up like the Grinch and they were like going into the house and
55:25
acted like they were breaking in and stealing presents,
55:28
traumatizing the fuck out of these kids.
55:32
Yeah, I don't even think I have to talk about.
55:34
That's the type of stuff that I would do instead of lying about
55:37
Santa, I would like be like, all right, we gotta keep the Grinch
55:41
out or do something enough to turn it on them.
55:50
Yeah. Fuck Ticketmaster.
55:53
It's pretty much, pretty much all I got.
55:55
It's pretty much all I got. And also the Supreme Court
55:58
upheld. What was it title 42 today?
56:01
Yeah. So they extended that.
56:03
So there's not going to be any immigration reform.
56:05
So heads up in the Tesla prices dropped to about 11 or $111
56:11
today goddamn? Yeah it's down set 70-something
56:15
percent on the year. The fuck was that I was
56:20
Tick-Tock, she's now the Chinese know my birthday because I had
56:26
to type that all in just go really.
56:28
Oh, no, no. What.
56:29
That's it. They got you, man.
56:30
Now, that's all they needed. That was the last key come by,
56:33
me's. Come find me when he was looking
56:35
motherfuckers. The last the last piece was your
56:39
birthday now? They've got you, dude.
56:41
Yeah, that was like how you were saying, huh?
56:43
Ticketmaster hired that kid who try to start do his own startup.
56:46
Yeah, like I talk shit about On episode 3 and I called out Nike.
56:52
The next day, Nike hit me up on LinkedIn and for a job offer
56:58
Okay, they're like like let's bring them over to the dark
57:03
side. Silence him.
57:05
Yes! Islands!
57:06
Join us! So that's some slugworth shit.
57:10
They Charlie and the Chocolate Factory slug were shit
57:13
slugworth. Sidebar slugworth in that in the
57:18
original which is like one of my favorites Gene Wilder.
57:21
The guide like slugworth looks like a Nazi to me, he's gay.
57:24
I was always petrified of slugworth.
57:26
Is it gave me like runs upon I'm on the tunnel, he's like the
57:30
holds of those bands and he's like a 10,000 of these for you
57:34
and your family on my bro. Like your hats weird me out,
57:37
your glasses are super tiny these to freak me.
57:40
The fuck out. Sorry Nazis don't petrify me
57:43
man. I'm the Bear Jew.
57:45
I do. I'm a production stops, don't
57:48
talk about. I am the The been established on
57:53
this podcast. I'm out for Scouts homie.
57:55
You're George Santa's or so that I've, I had like fish people
58:00
like headband art of the Bear Jew that we put in my cubicle
58:03
at. My last job is all I did was get
58:05
Scouts. You can get on the real major.
58:15
That's now you're not even from New York, doesn't matter how
58:19
well you got anything else. Man, you got anything going on
58:22
or you good? Yeah, I'm dead.
58:25
Just yeah, just going through, just shout out.
58:27
Happy New Year, y'all will be on angry black quarterback podcast
58:32
tomorrow or today just because when you're listening to
58:36
probably drop today, And just a few want to.
58:41
Yeah, no. I mean, I hopefully y'all
58:42
everybody had a has a good new year.
58:44
We'll talk. We'll be back tomorrow, but
58:46
hopefully I'll have a good New Year and you had a good holiday,
58:49
good time with your family, your water pipes, didn't burst or
58:52
some shit. It's been so fucking cold down
58:55
here, was wild as hell, man. Super wild, but I survived it.
58:59
My power didn't go out with still fuck you Greg Abbott but
59:03
yeah, you know, just everybody just be good, be safe and I hope
59:06
everyone had a good holiday. Because I know it can be
59:08
stressful and you can be a grinch like me.
59:10
So hopefully all had fun. Yeah, go fuck yourselves.
59:15
See ya later after with the delay.
59:20
Yeah.