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Justin Martindale, Chris Franjola and Murder · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Today Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 4: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a double
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  Speaker 5: delight because I've got Justin Martindale here, but later in
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  Speaker 5: the show, I still had stuff that I talked about
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  Speaker 5: with Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: But I know that we're going to talk for so
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  Speaker 5: long that you will bleed over into Tuesday.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So, I mean, the Juicy Scoopers are just getting so
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  Speaker 5: many scoops of fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's the multiverse. You're going to get Chris and myself
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  Speaker 3: finally on the same episode.
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  Speaker 5: So, we're going to talk about the hottest things that
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  Speaker 5: are happening right now. Now, in the murder world, which
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  Speaker 5: we don't like to talk, I don't know if we
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  Speaker 5: talked about this story, Michelle.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure we did. We did.
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  Speaker 5: The Alex Murdaugh. There's two murders I'm kind of catching
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  Speaker 5: up on. Oh, okay. The first one is Alex Murdaugh,
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  Speaker 5: to let you guys know. This was this weird story
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  Speaker 5: of how this mother, she was in her 50s, and
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  Speaker 5: her 20-something son were both found shot dead on the property.
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  Speaker 5: And they didn't know who did it. Turned out it
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  Speaker 5: was the boy's father and the husband to the woman.
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  Speaker 5: And he was kind of like, they called him, he
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  Speaker 5: was like, remember in Dukes and Hazards, like Boss Hogg
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  Speaker 5: kind of ran this town?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He sort of ran this town. He was a lawyer.
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  Speaker 5: He was a prosecutor at one time. There's so much
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  Speaker 5: to this story. Anyway, they did realize it's him. They
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  Speaker 5: believe it's him. He's been indicted on murder charges in
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  Speaker 5: the slaying of his wife and son. They believe it's
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  Speaker 5: because he did so many illegal things. He was in
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  Speaker 5: so much debt that it was to get the life
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  Speaker 5: insurance from them. Then at one point, he hired someone to, um,
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  Speaker 5: shoot and kill him like on the side of the road,
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  Speaker 5: but he lived and they, and he, they believe he
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  Speaker 5: was doing that because he realized he was in such
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  Speaker 5: a mess and wasn't going to get out of not
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  Speaker 5: only all this financial stuff he did that was illegal,
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  Speaker 5: but also killing the wife and son. And this way, if,
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  Speaker 5: if he was just shot on the side of the
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  Speaker 5: road successfully and died, then his one living son would receive, um,
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  Speaker 5: life insurance and everything, but he didn't be, they, they,
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  Speaker 5: the guy admitted that he'd hired him to try to
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  Speaker 5: shoot him.
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  Speaker 3: So now, so that guy got off. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Like the, I mean that guy that was hired to
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  Speaker 5: do it, probably because he was.
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  Speaker 3: Just doing my job because right. He was told just,
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  Speaker 3: I'm clocking in. This is what they want for me anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Just so horrible. And then there was this other layer
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  Speaker 5: of it too, where the son that was killed was
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  Speaker 5: also facing, um, charges and stuff because he got really drunk.
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  Speaker 5: on a boat and was driving the boat and this
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  Speaker 5: young girl, um, they crashed and this young girl like
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  Speaker 5: flew out and she died. Then there was this other young, uh,
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  Speaker 5: young man who was, um, I don't know if he was,
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  Speaker 5: I think he was hit by a car and he
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  Speaker 5: was gay in this town. And they always believed that
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  Speaker 5: the two sons, the one that's now dead and the
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  Speaker 5: one that's still alive had something to do with it. Ooh.
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  Speaker 3: So it had something to do.
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  Speaker 5: With the gay kid who died in the car? No,
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  Speaker 5: he was hit as he was walking down the street.
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  Speaker 5: He was hit by a car.
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  Speaker 3: That's a lover's quarrel.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, and they thought there was some history with maybe
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  Speaker 5: the brother that lived.
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  Speaker 3: Small town.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, you guys, the name is Murdaw, South Carolina. There
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  Speaker 5: has been lots of other... articles and podcasts that go way,
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  Speaker 5: way deeper if you're interested.
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  Speaker 3: But I just wanted to give you the update. Netflix,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure, is already making a docu-series.
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  Speaker 5: There's enough to do seven episodes. I did watch something
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  Speaker 5: funny on Conan, a clip of Conan O'Brien saying that
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  Speaker 5: some of these Netflix documentaries are milking it out a
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  Speaker 5: little bit too long. It was a really funny bit.
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  Speaker 5: But then there's some that I think can fill the
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  Speaker 5: seven episodes. And this is one of them for all
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  Speaker 5: of those different things. Even if those things don't apply,
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  Speaker 5: even if that kid, um, even if they find there
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  Speaker 5: really isn't any evidence that these two brothers could have been, um,
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  Speaker 5: responsible for this young, um, gay man being found dead.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's juicy enough that at one time there
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  Speaker 5: was discussion about it. Like it's just the buildup, the
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  Speaker 5: draw and who is this guy? And he was a
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  Speaker 5: really bad guy. And there's like, like four generations of
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  Speaker 5: attorneys before him. So it's like very old money. And
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  Speaker 5: it's like the South.
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  Speaker 3: Carolina, South Carolina drama.
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  Speaker 5: It's juicy. So look for that Netflix doc. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just put it in your queue.
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  Speaker 5: Another murder that you and I were heavily invested in.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Which by the way, you sent this to me yesterday
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  Speaker 3: and I was just like, we've already talked about this.
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  Speaker 3: And then I read the caption and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: so yes, continue.
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  Speaker 5: Casey White is charged with the murder of his ex-jail boss,
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  Speaker 5: Vicki White. They were never married, but they were lovers.
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  Speaker 5: This is the one where she fell in love with
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  Speaker 5: this guy and sold her property. There was a real
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  Speaker 5: estate aspect to this, too. Like, ever see those signs
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  Speaker 5: that are like, we'll buy your house right now. You
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  Speaker 5: don't need to stage it. You don't need to. And
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  Speaker 5: it's like, yeah, slow down a minute.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're home right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like, we'll give you a check right now. Basically, she
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  Speaker 5: was like, okay. And her house was worth like, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, 250. And she sold it for 90,000 and
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  Speaker 5: took off with that money, helping the lover escape. And anyway,
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  Speaker 5: then there was wondering, did she kill herself when the
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  Speaker 5: cops found them? Because she was shot. but then there
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  Speaker 5: was audio that made it sound like she wasn't in
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  Speaker 5: a state of about to commit suicide. She was like
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  Speaker 5: giving instructions to him. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They said it was a self-inflicted gunshot.
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  Speaker 5: First they thought it was, but then when you investigated
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  Speaker 5: it more, it sounded like the audio of her being,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if she was calling 911 or whatever,
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  Speaker 5: but she was like, just give, just chase me. And
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  Speaker 5: then she was like, no. Like, so there was that.
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  Speaker 5: And of course he was in jail for killing a
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  Speaker 5: couple of people.
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  Speaker 3: Which, what could go wrong?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: And so anyway, he has been charged with it.
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  Speaker 3: He killed her.
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  Speaker 5: The prosecutor believes he had.
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  Speaker 3: He had to have. I think she was like, what's
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  Speaker 3: his name? Alex?
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  Speaker 5: No, his name is Casey.
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  Speaker 3: Casey, I love you so much. We're going to make
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  Speaker 3: a run for it, I swear.
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  Speaker 5: And I mean, she is dead, so I feel kind
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  Speaker 5: of badly.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was just like, thanks, honey.
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  Speaker 5: But you don't always wonder when they find out that
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  Speaker 5: like a, Someone that's already doing a life of time.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, are we going to go through a whole
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  Speaker 5: fun trial? I mean, really? Can we just like save
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  Speaker 5: the town some money?
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  Speaker 3: As someone who's just spent two weeks on a trial.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I do want to hear about that. But I
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  Speaker 5: was going to say, if I was Casey White.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I actually wouldn't take any kind of plea deal because
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  Speaker 5: I'm already here.
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  Speaker 3: You're already here.
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  Speaker 5: At least I have something to look forward to, like
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  Speaker 5: a little field trip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just put me back in.
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  Speaker 5: I'd rather go through the whole trial just because it's something.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm going to be in this cell until I die,
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  Speaker 5: at least for a few months, I get to have
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  Speaker 5: meetings with attorneys. I get to go in a truck
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, a bus, go to the jail. get a
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  Speaker 5: different kind of food, not the prison food, because they're
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  Speaker 5: going to have to feed me lunch during the trial,
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  Speaker 5: and maybe meet a cute juror like you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this is the perfect time for a glow-up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right, because they're going.
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  Speaker 5: To put him in... Do they put him in an
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  Speaker 5: outfit even though he was in a prison uniform when
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  Speaker 5: the crime was committed? I mean, normally... Remember how they
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  Speaker 5: put the Menendez brothers in collegiate sweaters, but they were
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  Speaker 5: like 30 on trial, and everyone's like, why are they
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  Speaker 5: trying to make him look like they're 16 anymore?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think this is like you've been gone for a while,
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  Speaker 3: you know, get on a diet, you know, shave, give
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  Speaker 3: everyone like a new you. You know, you're going away forever.
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  Speaker 3: No one's going to see you again. At least like
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  Speaker 3: if there's cameras, just be like, well, hi, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like me again.
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  Speaker 5: I think there's still some doubt that she could have
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  Speaker 5: killed herself. And I say, Casey, you know, not that
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  Speaker 5: I want this town to waste money, but I'm saying
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  Speaker 5: I just don't begrudge anybody that's looking at more time
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  Speaker 5: and they're like, let's do this. And then for the
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  Speaker 5: defense attorney, let's make a good defense. Like she was like,
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  Speaker 5: I can't live without you. And I certainly can't be
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  Speaker 5: humiliated and go back and see all my friends. What
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  Speaker 5: am I supposed to go to the prison? All the
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  Speaker 5: correction officers know who I am.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she would lose her job. I don't think she
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  Speaker 3: killed herself. I don't think a woman without an upper
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  Speaker 3: lip would kill herself. Like life is already hard. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think she, I think she's, I definitely think, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I think he could have killed her or I
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  Speaker 5: think it could have been an accident.
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  Speaker 3: Like a speed bump? Oh, God.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. I'm actually now more intrigued,
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  Speaker 5: and I do want to see a trial.
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  Speaker 3: This will be on a Netflix docuseries as well.
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  Speaker 5: Because you know what the trial is going to reveal
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  Speaker 5: is the romance that happened between them. How it started,
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  Speaker 5: were they boning in the laundry room?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I want to know all those details, and then I
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  Speaker 5: do want to see a Netflix story on it. Tell
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  Speaker 5: me about your jury duty.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad you asked. This was my first time
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  Speaker 3: doing jury duty. I went in on a Monday. I'd
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  Speaker 3: been summoned in like 2020 and everything got closed because
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  Speaker 3: of COVID. But like, it's so funny because people are like,
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  Speaker 3: I've never had to do jury duty. I usually call in,
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  Speaker 3: they say they don't need me. Oh, I was in
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  Speaker 3: downtown LA from like 10 o'clock to 4.30 at that.
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  Speaker 5: Would you bring a lunch or did you go out
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  Speaker 5: and find a cute- You had to buy your lunch.
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  Speaker 5: My dad, you know, never did it, got out of
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  Speaker 5: it or whatever. And then when he was somewhat retired,
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  Speaker 5: he was like very excited to go. So he was
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  Speaker 5: going to Santa Monica every day. And I go, well, Dad,
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  Speaker 5: what if you don't get to be the foreman? And
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  Speaker 5: he goes, what? He just assumed. Like he didn't imagine
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  Speaker 5: in his head any other way that he'd be foreman.
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  Speaker 5: So he goes, and they start to ask the questioning of,
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  Speaker 5: can we keep this person on the jury? Can they
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  Speaker 5: be non-biased? And they said, what's your name? Do you
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  Speaker 5: have children? He said, what do your kids do? And
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  Speaker 5: he went through. And when he said what Shannon, my sister, did...
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  Speaker 5: They're like, hold for a minute. And they whispered. And
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  Speaker 5: they're like, is your daughter Shannon McDonald? And he goes, yes,
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  Speaker 5: she is. And they go, dismissed. They dismissed him.
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  Speaker 3: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: And he was like, he was so proud that they
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  Speaker 5: knew who Shannon was and that she's a criminal defense attorney.
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  Speaker 5: And therefore, they thought maybe he'd be biased in some way.
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  Speaker 3: But he was He wanted to be there so bad.
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  Speaker 5: I understand we have to do it the way we
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  Speaker 5: do it, but if there's people that really kind of
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  Speaker 5: want to do it, there should be something where you
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  Speaker 5: could submit your name. Like, hey, you know what? I
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  Speaker 5: never did it, but I want to do my duty now.
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  Speaker 5: And pick from a pool of those people. And certainly
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  Speaker 5: some people that are retired or don't have to work
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  Speaker 5: or are super interested in crime, you can still dismiss
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  Speaker 5: them if you think that they're biased. But at least
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  Speaker 5: you'd have some people that are like, it's not screwing
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  Speaker 5: up their way of a livelihood or they're not, you know,
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  Speaker 5: losing out on a vacation or a job or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: But the best was the excuses. The jurors were trying
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  Speaker 3: to get out of jury duty. There was this one
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  Speaker 3: girl who stuck to my mind. She was like, you know, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like only God can judge people. So I
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  Speaker 3: can't be here because, um, like I don't believe in
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  Speaker 3: judging people. Like I'm really religious.
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  Speaker 5: Like I don't even, she was so trying to get
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  Speaker 5: out of this.
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  Speaker 3: It was the best though. She goes, I don't even
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  Speaker 3: go to school on Halloween. And I was like, what?
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  Speaker 3: Did you just say that? And it finally, like I've been,
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  Speaker 3: I'm number 43. So I've had to sit through one
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  Speaker 3: through 42 of people talking about themselves.
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  Speaker 5: And giving excuses.
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  Speaker 3: So I am just like.
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  Speaker 5: You're ready for your moment.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, from the Lone Star State of Texas, I'm juror 43,
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  Speaker 3: Justin Martindale. The case was so boring. I didn't want
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  Speaker 3: anyone to know. What I was on jury duty for,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm glad it's over with. Not my cup of tea.
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  Speaker 5: Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we expected this. It's time.
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  Speaker 5: And, but the way they did it on TMZ, I
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  Speaker 5: like got a little more, like I was like, what?
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  Speaker 5: You know, they show a photo of her from like
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  Speaker 5: one of her dancing videos, but close up like deranged eyes.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Britney Spears runs out of gas on freeway. Cops called
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  Speaker 5: to help her out.
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  Speaker 3: Cops? Just get AAA.
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  Speaker 5: So she ran out of gas on the 101 around Balboa.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: And then when they found her, like they called the
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  Speaker 5: police and she was in the backseat of a passerby
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  Speaker 5: or car, like another passerby or like came by and
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  Speaker 5: she was like, I guess freaked out and got in
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  Speaker 5: the backseat of the car. And then the cop got
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  Speaker 5: in the car and then someone pushed her car off
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  Speaker 5: to the side. And then they, and then Sam came
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  Speaker 5: to the rescue and I'm like, Oh my God, there's
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  Speaker 5: nothing worse than, on the one I want or four
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  Speaker 5: or five or whatever, where you start to drive to
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  Speaker 5: your event. And then all of a sudden you see
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  Speaker 5: the cop doing the swirly, swirly, swirly slowing down so
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  Speaker 5: that everything is stopped. And I'm assuming from what this
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  Speaker 5: sounds like, it sounds like everything had to be stopped.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm sure this, this just came out, um, earlier today.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm guessing like, there's going to be a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people that were like, Oh my God, I was
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  Speaker 5: stuck on the thing. Look, Gas is expensive, but also
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  Speaker 5: she's probably back in the conservatory days when she couldn't drive.
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  Speaker 5: This didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: I knew this was going to happen. I knew this
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  Speaker 3: was going to happen because it's like, oh, she's free now.
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  Speaker 3: She can drive. She probably doesn't know how. And then
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  Speaker 3: she just ran out of gas. It was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 3: my car. What do I do?
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's like they're in this weird
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  Speaker 5: position where Sam has got to be like, Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going to control you from spinning or holding your
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  Speaker 5: naked tits on the beach. You can post whatever you
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  Speaker 5: want and you can drive wherever you want. But I
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  Speaker 5: am going to have one person at the house just
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  Speaker 5: to make sure that your tires are full, that you're
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  Speaker 5: always gassed up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Like I do think she– just one like chill assistant.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all, my car fell asleep.
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  Speaker 5: What do I do?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about this.
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  Speaker 5: She said her car quit on her. Oh, my car quit.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: What do I do? Well, you got that little needle. Oh,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: I got to look at that.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Have you ever run out of gas?
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: No, but I have a friend, Michaela Gordon, not to
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: mention names.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: She was on American Idol with Carrie Underwood. She hosts
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: a radio show called Channel Q.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: She is notorious for running out of gas. She always
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: takes pictures. She just runs out of gas.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: What do you mean takes pictures of her running out
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: of gas?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: She'll take a picture of her at the gas station.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: She's like, well, I did it again, you guys. And
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh. And her girlfriend, Lisa, is always there
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: for her to pump the gas. And I'm like, Michaela,
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: you have to fill up the car. That's how it works.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm so bad at this. So I guess
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: it's a thing.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: I have never.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: It terrifies me.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: I have only run out of gas once.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: And I've never shared this with my family.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Until now.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: So it's good news that they don't always listen to
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: the show. So I was doing something at Lisa Vanderpump's house,
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: like her podcast or something. And she's up there, like
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: in the hills. And as I was getting there, I
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: didn't notice that I was on empty or whatever. But
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I was like, well, I can't turn around now. I'll
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: be late. And I wasn't going to be late for
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: the swans and everything. And so then when I left,
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh shit, this is like the nearest
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: gas station is like five miles away. It's like been zero, zero, zero.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, what am I gonna do? And it stopped.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: It quit. It quit on me.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Your car quit?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my God. So now I'm
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: like off of like Coldwater Canyon in the Hollywood Hills
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: or Beverly Hills Hills. And I'm like, okay, if I
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: call Peter, I'm never going to hear the end of it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: And I think I looked at where Drake was, like
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: on his location, because he would come and keep it
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: a secret. But he was too far away. So I
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: call my friend Krista. You know Krista? And I was like,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: she's so nice. She lives around here. And she goes, well,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: press that button in your car. What's the button? You
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: have a BMW, right? I go, yeah. Like an OnStar,
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: but for a BMW. I never pressed it. And all
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: of a sudden, the person just comes on. And they're like, yeah,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: we'll come bring you gas. I'm like, how much does
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: it cost? Nothing. It's part of your thing. I mean,
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: if you abuse it, but I think you can use
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: it like twice a year without anybody. And they came
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: and they filled up my tank. I mean, I had
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: to wait like 45 minutes, but that's it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Wow. Uber gas. Who knew? That's so funny. Like, I
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: could just see you like.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: But does Brittany not have that? Is she just driving
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: around in some jalopy?
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I don't think she had Krista to call.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't have Krista.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Because I would not have known to do that. Because
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't have AAA. And you kind of
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: don't really need... If you have an up-to-date car that
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: you maybe are leasing, ask about it. Because no offense
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: to AAA, you might not need AAA. You might just...
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: That's your emergency. Just a.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Did they say, hello, Heather? Was it really like in
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: the future?
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: I can't remember, but I was just like, okay, I'm
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: so happy that this is going to come. Well, good
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: luck to you, Brittany.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, bless.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, BravoCon is here, you guys, and there's more than
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: 100 stars who will be there when tickets go on sale.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Did we find out when the tickets are going on sale, Annie?
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: I think they're on sale. Okay, I think they're on sale.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: The good news is I will be in New York
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: City as well. Oh. Yes, I will be at the
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Palladium Theater, which is right in the Times Square area,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: which is where I believe this BravoCon is near to happening.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: And that is Saturday, October 15th. HeatherMcDonald.net. Get your tickets.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: There you go. I have some juicy scoop that was
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: delivered to me. By Peter, my husband.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: What? Yes. Look at him, team player.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: And it just came out on People Magazine and I
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: kept it a secret.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Okay. You didn't tell me at all. Okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't tell you. Yeah. So while I was in Ireland,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Peter has a friend who actually is living in San
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Antonio now.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: And he and his girlfriend came and they hung out
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: here and Drake and Brandon said they were real delights
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: and they had a lot of fun. And at one point,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: This friend said, I'm friends with Tarek Musso of Heather
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: and Tarek and Flip or Fly. and all that. And
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: that is Heather Ray from the Netflix show Selling Sunset.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: They got married. She's his second wife. And he's like, yeah, well,
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: we went to the house and I met them. And
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: I go, did you tell her that you're my husband?
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: Because I've been on her podcast when she had a podcast.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: She knows who we are. Like we follow each other.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: And he goes, Yeah, I don't know. I think she
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: seems sort of confused. I'm like, yeah, this guy like
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: rolling up. You have to be like, no, Heather McDonald
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: from Juicy Scoop, like say it. Anyway, he goes, don't
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: say anything, but she's pregnant. Oh. So they just announced
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: it today that she's pregnant.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: So Peter knew before the rest of the world did.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Peter knew before People Magazine knew.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Wow, Peter.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: And I knew. And I just want you to know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: when people meet me out for dinner and they go,
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: this is not for Juicy Scoop, it will not be
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: for Juicy Scoop. I kept it a secret, but happy
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: for them.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 20:45
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• 20:46
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• 20:48
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• 21:18
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• 21:23
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• 21:30
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• 21:35
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• 21:40
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• 21:43
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• 21:44
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• 21:47
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• 21:52
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• 21:55
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• 21:58
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• 22:00
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• 22:02
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• 22:05
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• 22:08
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• 22:19
  Speaker 5: Um, speaking of selling sunset, the little Oppenheimer Jason that
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: was with Chris shell.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: For that hot two episode stint.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: He found some new model. You can see she is very,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: her name is Mary Lou and she's very tall and thin.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's a big one. Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: There's a photo of them together and, um, she's even
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: taller than Chris shell and heels.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: How tall is she? How tall is he? I'm going
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: to say he's like 5'6.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: 5'4?
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Like 5'6.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: No, he's absolutely not 5'6.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: If your last name's Oppenheimer, you have a Shire somewhere.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: That's like Hobbit adjacent.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I think he's 5'3 barefoot.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: 5'3 barefoot.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: With nice shoes and lifts and Tom Cruise cobbler working
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: on it. I would say he can pass for 5'6.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say 5'6.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: When he's all like done up.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I'll say 5'6.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: But he doesn't have a pompadour hairdo like you either.
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Like he's bald on top of being. So I'm like
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: he is the size that he is.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I think he's 5'6 with a good wedge. He's probably
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: like 5'8. They're 5'5 and 5'6.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: One is bigger?
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Imagine one got like all the nutrients in the womb.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what happened.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Like twins.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: The other one barely survived. He was almost eaten. Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: The other one quit. The other one quit.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: I'm always obsessed with twins that absorb their twin.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: It's my favorite thing.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Do you remember that one kid in India where the
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: legs were coming out of its stomach?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: No. Why was I supposed to?
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: I feel like it was a pretty big story.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: You know how I feel about cricket people. I don't
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: like it. I don't like it one bit.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: There was a kid in India that clearly absorbed his
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: own twin.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: But the twin continued to grow in his stomach.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: And so he had, like, an expanded stomach with two, like,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: legs coming.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Out of it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: So he had four legs? Is he going to be
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: on Dancing with the Stars?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they were, like, very little legs. I think
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: they eventually, like, someone saw it and was like, I
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: will help you, like, remove this twin tumor.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: He should be on Dancing with the Stars, India. That's
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: a mean foxtrot.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: That's, like.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. Wait, so he's 5'6? You said
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: he's 5'6? So we were close.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: And she looks like she's like 5'11, 5'10, 5'11. I mean,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: she's loving life.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: She's going to get a real estate license. William White,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: who was a TikTok sensation during the height of TikTok COVID.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Did Mandy's cover, right?
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did like 70 songs.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Rob Lowe.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: And he looked very 70s, early 80s. And he was gorgeous.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: And he was from Canada. And he would lip sync
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: these songs, which he didn't do really well.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: He wasn't a good lip syncer.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: But no mom cared.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Every mom was wet that summer.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Including myself. So I reached out to him.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: William Wett.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: And I believe his manager was like a juicy scooper.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: And so he hooked it up. And we did a Zoom.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: And he was such a young, innocent kid. It was
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: a quick interview. There wasn't that much to get into.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: But he was like, it made me appreciate where I
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: live because he was in Canada and he's like, so
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: where you live, you live in LA?
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: And I go, yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: And he goes, so you see palm trees?
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: And I was like, yes, we do. Why don't I
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: appreciate these palm trees more? Like sometimes you need somebody
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: to be like so excited to go where you live.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Just a sweet youth.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: And I go, listen, when you come out here, we're
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: going to like go and, you know, go look at
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: palm trees.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Anyway. Did you do that?
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Did you fulfill your end of the agreement, Heather?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I kind of.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Wondered why I was never seeing him in my feed
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: or anything because I follow him.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: He vanished for a bit.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: He did, and now he's spoken.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: He said, Hey, guys, I want to be honest and
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: share something that's very important to me, but I don't
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: want anyone to worry. I have an addiction to weed,
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: which has been making me depressed for many years now.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: I'm normally a happy guy, but it's been hard for
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: me knowing I'm battling addiction. Today, I made the decision
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: to go to rehab for a month. It's been really hard,
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: but I'm less stressed now that I've made the decision
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: to better my life. I want to thank all of
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: you for being in my life and making it such
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: a great experience. I've never had so many people there
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: for me, loved ones. Thank you. I'm ready for this journey.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Love you, blah, blah, blah. You know, I'm going to
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: take this month to just wait. Love you all so much.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: And the statement of the month is focus on.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: You, heart.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: Now, I know that they film intervention videos. still, but
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: in Canada.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: Intervention Canada. I, they don't.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Call it intervention Canada. They just call it intervention, but
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: it's all in Canada because I think there's some legality
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: or something that we can't do here anymore.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Cause it's like, you know, I thought it was a franchise.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: It's like, it's like the ultimate surprise party that nobody wants,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: you know? Like, so I mean, every time I've, it's
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: like gone away, it's come back. It's an 80, but
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: I always feel like the last whatever few years I've seen,
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: it's always in Canada. I want, that would be amazing.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: if he was featured on the Canadian intervention. But when
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I said this to you, it bothered you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: It did.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Not because you were thinking about William White, because you said,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: that's not true. No one can be addicted to weed.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, yes, they can.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Just outed.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Dr.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Drew told me that you absolutely can. And you know
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: who was addicted to weed?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Who was addicted to weed?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Julia Roberts' brother, Eric Roberts, when he was in the Dr. Drew...
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: rehab house, it was about weed. And he said, absolutely.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: And I go, yeah, I've always said it. If I
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: put vodka in my orange juice every morning, you'd say
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: I'm an alcoholic.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: No, I'd say you're having a fun summer.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: If it's not a vacation. But I mean, yes, there
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: are a lot of people that are functioning alcoholics, and
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I believe that there's a lot of people that can
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: function having pot throughout the day.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cheech and Chong. It worked for them.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: It really did. But apparently it's not working for William White.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: So it can't work for everybody. Some people can. Some people,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: they realize it's, you know, it's an issue.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Well, can I just say this? Like, I know a
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: lot of people who partake in marijuana usage and cannabis use,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: and I just think this is going to give that, like,
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: a stigma because I do feel like there's a lot
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: of medicinal qualities of cannabis and cannabis cannabinoid usage and
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: i just think that this is how old is he.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: He's like 21 he's 21 he's not that famous if
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: it was not that famous if it was like justin
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: bieber saying i get depressed from weed then this would
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: be a bigger discussion i.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Think this was a 21 year old kid who smokes
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: weed all day and does tiktoks and his parents were
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: like get a job and he can't because he's got
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: uh marijuana in his system And so his parents were like,
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: stop smoking weed and get a job, William. And he's like, oh,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I need rehab. And I think that's what he's so
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: used to just smoking weed and doing TikToks that the
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: TikTok fame has kind of worn off a little bit.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone's like seeing it. He's not that good of a
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: lip syncer.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Also, he's really good looking, but he told me that
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: his modeling agencies were like, you need to work out.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Like you're good looking, but you need to really work
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: out and everything. So maybe that's another part of where
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: he's like, you know what? I do want better. I
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: have to get clean.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: You eat Cheetos.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Twitter is suing Elon Musk because he's backed out of
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: the $ 44 billion merger of him buying Twitter. Now, some
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: of the comments and conspiracy, whatever, believe that this might
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: have been his plan all along, so that in a lawsuit,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: they'll have to expose whether, in fact, they have bots
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: and all that, which he has accused Twitter of having.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Ooh, okay.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: And then he never really intended to buy it. He
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: just wanted to expose Twitter for the reasons he doesn't
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: like Twitter.
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: So.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: He said he was going to buy it. And then
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: he was like, just kidding. And Twitter was like, we're
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: going to sue you because you said you were going
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: to buy it.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Cause we planned on it and we, you know, like,
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: what is that?
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Can't Twitter just be like, all right, back to business.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what it's like when you
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: make a $ 44 billion purchase of a Twitter. I mean,
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I understand. I know how it works with a house
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: and with a house, you, you know, you make an
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: offer and there's certain deadlines and there's a point where
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: if you back out, they're going to keep the deposit. Um,
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Even then, it can be somewhat, because the legality, people
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: sometimes go, okay, we're going to give it back to
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: you anyway. Let us, you know, whatever. But I don't know.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: So there you go.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I guess we'll have to wait and see.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Like, I honestly don't care.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: I'm barely on Twitter. I feel like you know more
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: about this than I do. Doja Cat, she lost 200,000
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Instagram followers, which to someone who has like 50, I
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: don't know how many she has. That sounds like nothing
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: to me. To someone like her. After slamming Stranger Things
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: star Noah for sharing private DMs. I know this story.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: So what happened is she DMed this other cast member
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: to say, I'm hot for the other guy in the show.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Eddie.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: The guy who plays Eddie Munster. Not Eddie Munson.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: Munson.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Eddie Munson. Yes. Who's very attractive.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: What does HMU mean? Hit me up? Noah, can you
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: tell Joseph to hit me up? She DM'd.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Wait, no.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Does he have a GF?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Girlfriend.
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: I know what that means. He wrote L-M-A-O-O.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Laugh my ass off off. Laugh my ass off off.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Slide into his DMs. She says IDK, that means I
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: don't know, his IG, meaning Instagram or Twitter. He doesn't
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: have a DM, direct message to slide in. And then
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: he then sent the guy's Instagram. He then shared that
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: on a TikTok and, you know, did a little fun
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: thing out of it. So then she got all upset,
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: went on and was like, you know, screw him. Why
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: would he do that? I think eventually she was like,
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: all right, actually, I feel badly. He's 17. I shouldn't be.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what the outrage was. Everyone was just like,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: why are you sliding into a 17 year old's DMs
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: looking for a hookup?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: But what she wasn't looking up to hook up with him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Well, wait, but I mean, still she's like, Hey, I'm
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: trying to get your friend that you've worked with to
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: like hit me up and hook up with me. I
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: had a conversation about this with, with another comic, uh,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: over the weekend. And he, he said, he goes, I
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: think this is when she realized she was famous. Oh,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: when you realize that like, Hey, you're a little too
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: famous to be doing what other people are doing because
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: this might happen. And I was like, interesting.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Um, Yeah, go back to the olden days where you'd
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: have your agent reach out. That's what you're paying this
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: guy for. You have an agent or a PR person say, hey,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: see if so-and-so from Stranger Things is a fan of mine.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: And if you'd ever want to come to like a
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: party or like, you do something kind of, you don't
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: do a one-on-one date. You have your agent, listen to me, Doja,
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: you have your agent call, like find his agent and say, hey,
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: talk to Joseph. Doja is like such a fan of
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Stranger Things. She's having a small get-together with some other musicians.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: In Malibu, at our house, Sunday at 7. See what happens.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Let us know if he and a friend would like
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: to come. Then it's casual. Then they can have drinks.
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: And if there's real chemistry there, it's not this. DM,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: let's meet on the side and screw. Don't make it weird.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Just even for a real relationship, that's what you should
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: try to do.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: But also in, I forget what his name, Noah, is
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: his name Noah, the kid who plays Will?
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, the one that she's, Noah Schnapps.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Noah Schnapp.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: What if he drinks?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: So he, that's, I kind of feel, would you say
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: his name is Schnapps? What if he drinks? It is Schnapps.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: I mean, isn't that how you spell Schnapps.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Like the drink?
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Okay like peach like a peach so um he's a
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: 17 year old kid imagine being a 17 year old
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: kid and like doja cat dms you i'm sure he's
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: like whoa this is the coolest thing ever you know
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: and i think that's what it was he's like i'm
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: gonna put this on tiktok because look doja cat talked
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: to me on instagram and she's like how dare you
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: like you're 25 years old or however however old she
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: is but it's just like You can't do that.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: But also, those are the hot TikToks when people reveal
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: celebrity stuff, whether they were mean to them when they
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: ran into them in a bathroom or they gave a
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: great tip or they didn't give a good tip. It's
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: all that kind of stuff. So he was like, yeah, anyway.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: So people will come back. I really think film is
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: going to hold. Who cares? Taylor Swift got engaged to
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Joe Alwyn. Over the holidays. So they've been keeping it
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: secret for five months. Who is this guy? She's been
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: dating him for like.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been dating for a hot minute.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: I know, but what's his story?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: He... I wish I could tell you. I'm that much
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: of a Taylor Swift.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: London.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably some like Prince Charming in training in London.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Probably an heir to something. Let me see what he looks.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I mean, they look like they're cute and I hope
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: that she does a big shebang wedding. She will. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: hope she reenacts Madonna and Sean Penn and I hope
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: helicopters are.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's going to be choppers up in the sky.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: It's going to be some Nashville into the woods like.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: She should.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: She's going to have... Because her first.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Thought is probably let's make it really private and all
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: that stuff. I say don't, Taylor.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: Don't.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Don't.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: This is what everyone wanted. When is Taylor Swift going
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: to get married and you better stay married because then
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: she's going to have the Biggest divorce album of all time.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Which, yeah, or not.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Or it could be great. Yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be very, it's going to
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: be folksy.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: It's going to be outdoors. What if she just does
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: a whole album of songs about like picking your bridesmaids
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: and one girl's a bitch.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Something borrowed, something blue, something old, something new.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Something like that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: It's going to be the wedding album.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: We're going to Nash Vegas, but my friend's complaining. Everyone
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: needs to pay $ 1, 142 for the weekend.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Destination wedding to Nashville. I think it's going to be
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: country enough, but it'll be rocker enough, I think. I
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: think we're definitely going to get some celebs, like Selena
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Gomez will be a bridesmaid for sure. Yes. Who else?
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Will it be a bigger wedding than Teresa Giudice?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to be, she's going to have
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: a Nashville, she will do a traditional, Nashville bridal shower.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: I say, girl, you've waited this long. Do it all.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Don't make it secret. Go big. Have four dresses. Have
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: it be a three-day affair. And be the bride.
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: Do it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: What's the wedding dress going to be? Is it going
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: to be over the top? Or do you think she's
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: going to keep it real modest?
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: All right. It just came in my head. Mark this
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: down as a prediction.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Juicy scoop prediction.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Here she goes. She's flipped the hair.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Lace, scalloped lace off the shoulder, but like at the
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: top of the shoulder.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Long sleeves that go all the way down to gloves.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yes. Okay?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: And it comes like sweetheart neckline, comes in at the waist,
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: goes out long ass train. It's all lace.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, lace.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Lace, but it goes out a little bit. All lace.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: The next dress for dinner is... Caroline Kennedy. No, like
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: what she wore, which is just white satin.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm seeing satin as well.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Slick, like just a slick thing.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Slick and modest.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: Then for the dancing, a sexy little number that she
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: pairs with cowboy boots. A short dress that she pairs
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: with like diamond cowboy boots.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Like studded.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: That's fun. And then the last look when the In-N-Out
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: truck comes in. Is just the white velour juicy sweats
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: that she and all her girls get to wear.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, a wool... No, no, no. I'm going to
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: say like a cashmere crop top with sweatpants.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, that style of it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: It's not going to be the.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Velour from 2000.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: It'll be like a cashmere crop top.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Good for us. You're welcome. You're welcome.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, so Pete Davidson, he added jasmine to... And he
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: added Jasmine and Aladdin tattoos dedicated to his and Kim's
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: first kiss as tattoos.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: And we see that the Hulu show is coming back
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: in September. And one of the scenes is- You want
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: to jump in the shower with me?
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, babe, want to jump in the shower with me
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: really quick? And he throws his phone and runs. I
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: call bullshit that was set up.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. The whole thing is.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Nobody in this world- no matter whether you're four or 94,
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: throws their phone up. I don't care how rich you are.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: No, that's the hackiest cornball move. Like, was that sound effect?
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was almost like an old sitcom.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, you got it, babe.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: He also went on Kevin Hart's show and said the
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: one thing that he wants in life, I think he
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: comes out tomorrow, is to be a dad. So prolonging
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: the rumors... of will they have a kid together, him
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: and Kim?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Like, stop it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Well, I do.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: So I think now, I mean, I think he loves
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: the fame. And so anyway, somebody reminded me, wrote me
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: and said, I just think it's so crazy that for
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: a very long time, he was in a committed relationship
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: with Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm's very funny, smart, intelligent, non...
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: influencer celebrity daughter.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: And they broke up and that's when he went on
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: to the Ariana Grande, the Kate Beckinsale, and now the
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian. Oh, the Kaya Gerber was in there. And
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: it's like, wow. Like they were just two kids that
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: were like into comedy that were in their twenties for
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: all these years. And she just must be like, well,
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: all right. But anyway, um, I, I told you, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: know she's got embryos with Kanye still. But I'm sure
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: she has separate eggs because a smart girl like that
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: would go, don't inject them all with Kanye's sperm. Save
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: a couple eggs for, you know, an ex-husband. So those
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: eggs will then get with him. And I do believe
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: they will either discuss it a lot. That's what we're
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: going to see in the September Hulu series. But I mean,
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: I think she might. If they're still together by Christmas,
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: I do think they'll be... a baby cooking in someone.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Good God.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: They're like octopuses. You know, like when octopuses lay all
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: those eggs, that's what I see. Just like, just like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I've got all these eggs in my cove.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Like, do you think they're going to procreate?
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, how long have they been dating?
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Perez Hilton thinks that she'll have twins with him. But twins,
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: you have to be very, nowadays, you actually put in
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: two embryos if you want twins, unless she puts in
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: one and it actually splits, which is so rare that happens.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It was going to be some haunted looking babies. Like
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: a pair of dolls in an old Victorian attic.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: I always said my other prediction is that her mom
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: has six kids and Courtney has three. So she already
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: beat Courtney in having the most four. But I did
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: always think if she was going to stay with Kanye,
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: and because she had all the embryos and she didn't
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: have to carry them, that she would have seven. She'd
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: succeed her mom. So I'm not going to be surprised
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: if she does have a surrogate-type baby that will be
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: biologically hers and Pete's in the next year or so.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm hoping it's twins because we definitely need villains
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: for the Kardashians Next Generation spinoff. So like when North
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: and all of them get of age, then we have
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: the Pete Davidson kids. The twins. And they're like, hello, Chicago.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I like.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: It.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: What's going on, Saint?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Because I definitely think like Pete's kids, they would have
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: like weird enough names. Go.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: End.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: And very much like her mother, her mother had four
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: with Robert.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: And then Kendall and Kylie with her second husband. And
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: a lot of people, when they have a big break
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: like that, like the age break, which now the younger
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: one is maybe like three or four. It's not a
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: huge break, but like, let's say they have that. Maybe
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: the psalm will be like four or five when they
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: have their twins. They want to have two together because
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: they're like, well, one has to have a friend. It
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: can't just be this. It's alone. So she might say yes, but...
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Let's put the two best embryos in this girl who's
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: going to walk around.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Some girl.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Speaking of BBLs and the girls, as you know, their
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: asses are going down. Yes. They're becoming skinny, white, blonde
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: sorority girls from the 90s is the look that's happening
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: right now. But James Charles didn't get that memo. He
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: is the huge YouTube makeup guru guy that wears makeup.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: He is still a guy. But he's wearing a bathing
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: suit and he got a BBL.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, here he is problematic as is.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Why is he so problematic? Has he done a doja
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: cat with some young boys that are not 18, correct?
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: And he kind of got canceled there for a bit
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: because of it. And he was saying a lot of
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: like lewd things to young boys. young boys on TikTok
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: and Instagram. I'm still amazed that he's got such a
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: following still. It kind of just kind of, I guess,
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: got swept under the rug.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I don't keep up with James Charles.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Well, this got 1.1 million likes on his TikTok, his BBL.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: It's very strange to look at. Like, just go back.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Because you said he looked like a centaur, right?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Well, it is an interesting look when someone is still
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: got A traditional male chest and abs.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: But then has added hips.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Another body at the bottom.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Hips and a female bottom.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Like a horse person. Like it is weird. Like if
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: you covered the top, I would have thought like, oh, that's,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sure I would have been like, oh, that's Kylie.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Kylie had a male makeup artist that was featured a
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: lot with her. And I would somehow was following it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: And it was a male that wore a lot of
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: makeup and everything. And then he, I saw him in
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: like a one-piece bathing suit and he still didn't have boobs,
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: but he had added hips. He had completely Kylie's hips
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: and butt and Kylie's now face. Because when you're around
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: them so much, you're just like constantly like, yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: That's so weird to me. And also I feel like,
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Like you said, if he's an influencer, shouldn't you keep
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: up with the trends? Like the big butts are slowly
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: going away?
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe he's had the butt for a while, but I'm
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: so glad that the flat ass is making a comeback.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: It's a new butt. She said it's a new butt,
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: so whatever.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: It is a new butt. You're glad that flat asses
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: are back. You guys, flat asses are in?
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: They're not really back, but I'm going to make it happen. Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Fun times.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Justin.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Tell everybody you have your own podcast.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: They can get more Justin Martindale whenever they want.
• 46:28
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  Speaker 5: if you can make it at my New York show,
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  Speaker 5: October 15th. And I'm going to have more shows coming.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Justin will be joining me on some.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: Hopefully I'll be, I keep saying I'm going to announce it,
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: but it's just been really hard to nail down these things,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: but they're coming. They're coming this fall and there'll be
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: several of them and they will be live juicy scoops
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: with like, you know, a little bit of everything, stories, improv, guests,
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: audience participation. It's going to be very fun. So if
• 47:40
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Love you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: And now I have even more hilarious, fun topics and
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: juicy stories that I did with your other favorite, Chris Frangiola.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: A woman ended up in a wheelchair after holding in
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: farts around her boyfriend. Did you hear about this?
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: No.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: So she's an influencer. That's a great story. And first
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: when I heard about it, I really thought she was paralyzed. No,
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: but she had such incredible abdominal pain that she did.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: But then now that the farts are let out, but
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: she's apparently really held her farts for so long. And
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: then they've looked into other stories where women that won't
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: fart or won't. And then Drake, then Brandon said, well,
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: you know, Elvis, um, died on the toilet cause he
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: had four months of shit in him. I go, where
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: did you hear that?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Well, John Wayne too. They say John, how would you.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Know that Elvis had four? months of shit stuffed up there.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I didn't hear four months, but I did hear that
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Elvis suffered from what's called an impacted colon.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Oh. I never knew that he was actually trying to
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: take a shit from eating too many peanut butter mayonnaise sandwiches.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: I thought he just was on the toilet and had
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: a heart attack on the toilet.
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: I believe.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Because he was trying to push out a shit so hard.
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: No, I think he was doing drugs in the bathroom
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: and just happened to be near a toilet. From what
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: I gather, I could be wrong.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Can you believe he was only 42? I know.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: It's shocking. Or 43 or something.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: There you go. Brittany Brout. Four months. Four months of
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: poo in there.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: And then John Wayne, it said John Wayne didn't go
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: by months. He went by pounds. I heard John Wayne
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: had 50 something pounds.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Do you think they're going to have, is that a
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Baz Luhrmann song? Are they going to talk about that
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: in the movie? The Elvis movie?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I got a hunk of hunk of shit inside me.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Um, Britney is out there. Seriously, the brown pumps are
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: like never going away.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: She's on a vacation again, I guess Hawaii.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Another vacation?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I feel like she's rolling around in
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: the water a lot.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: And anyway, she said, America has done a wonderful job
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: at humiliating me. Britney Spears claims that documentaries and specials
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: made about her life. So someone asked her something, how
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: do you feel about the, the documentaries? And she said,
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: it didn't help. They humiliated me even more. And then
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: she went on to say, um, never in my life
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: have I been picked up when I've landed from a
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: plane in a golf cart. And when I first read that,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: I thought, is she saying, you know how she's also
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: been like, I couldn't have a Jack and Coke after
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: a show and I couldn't have a massage. So I
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: was like, oh, are you saying like you never got
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: that special treatment of a golf cart picking you up
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: like a VIP? No, she's saying she's only had private
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: cars pick her up until now and she believes that
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: America has sent the golf cart so that we can
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: see her and take photos of her and humiliate her
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: that she's in a golf cart when other stars are
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: in closed cars.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Poor girl. Yeah. I mean, I feel like
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: that's the least of her problems is the way she
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: gets from a plane. She's got.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, and the topics are as weird as ever.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: And she's just dancing around. She's still in the Cheesecake
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Factory house. I heard that she sold it. Maybe she didn't.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard she sold it, too. I heard she
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: was moving to another house in the same area, Thousand Oaks.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: There was a Juicy Scooper who did an Airbnb, and
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: it kind of looked like Britney's. So she was dancing around. Like,
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: that is pretty great if your entryway looks just like that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: It's just got a very cold feel to it. The
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: tile floors just don't do anything for me. Yeah. But
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: I guess from spinning, it's great. It's great for the spinning.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: That's what you want. And then she talked about how,
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: like Annie was showing me something. She was on vacation.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: She took a photo of a baby. And she writes
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: this long thing about how this baby, she held this
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: baby for so long. People probably didn't know if she
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: would give the baby back. And then she just ends
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: it with like, but the baby's still emailing me. Oh,
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I don't know if she's like joking.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Anyway, that's what she's doing.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: People.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Um, okay. So Elon Musk quietly welcomed twins, except that
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: everyone wrote about it with Siobhan Zs, one of his
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: top executives late last year. Um, so we're just finding
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: out about now, I guess that is kind of quiet.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: So according to court documents obtained by the outlet, he, um,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: so he's, okay.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: That's his 10th kid. Now I heard. Yeah, with the twins.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: It made 10. He's 36. And he's 51. She's 36.
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: And so they did just do a petition to change
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: the twins' names to have their father's last name and
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: contain their mother's last name as part of the middle name.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: Do you imagine if you had twins with Elon Musk
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: that you wouldn't have.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Musk be the last name? Yeah, you want Musk to
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: be the last name.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Now, one of his older twins has transitioned to a
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: girl and changed her name but took Musk off of it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: It has nothing to do with her father now.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. How old is she? She'll eventually probably want
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: a couple of bucks.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then, of course, the Amber Heard baby. There's
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: so many.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Is he the father of Amber Heard's baby?
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: We still do not know.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: But so many of them are twins and through in vitro.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: So I feel like, you know, because he has all
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: the money in the world, he's one of those guys
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: that are like, I'll give you the sperm, but let's
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: go to this doctor to make sure that they're like
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: genetically perfect twins. as far as disease and, you know, like,
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to have a kid that like, you know,
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: has some genetic disease or whatever.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: So yeah, we can't recognize people's faces.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: But apparently he said the world we're right now, there's
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: an underpopulation happening. And so he's like, I encourage all
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: my employees to have a lot of kids and I
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: will like help in any way I can. If you're like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: there'll be benefits to being an employee that has a
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: lot of kids.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: My mom was actually at the grocery store with the
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: five of us during the 70s, and a woman walked
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: up and said, or a man, I don't know if
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: it was a man or a woman, but I remember
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: her telling us, they said, how dare you overpopulate the
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: world like this?
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Wow, because of five.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Because back then in the 70s, there was a lot of,
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: I guess, propaganda, I don't know what it was, about
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: that we were overpopulating the world, and now they're saying
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: we don't have enough people.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I just don't think we have enough people that want
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: to work. Not to sound like Kim Kardashian, but I
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: think that's it. Do you know that Drake saw a
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: TikTok that said that half the rides at Six Flags
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: in LA are closed because they do not have enough
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: people to work the rides?
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Is that right? That's what he said.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: I don't want to go and find out. I'm like,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: I'm glad that we did all the years. I said
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: to the kids, I go, are we good? Like, do
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: we need to go to Disneyland or Magic Mountain anymore? Like,
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: now you're kind of, you're old. You're 1960. Like, I
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: feel like for the last 10 years, I have gone
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: so many times. And they're like, no, I don't think
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: we have to go this summer.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think I might. I think I'm done. Amusement parks. Probably.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Of all of it.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I don't think I have to go anymore.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: No, because the kids are older.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: And we've done it all.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: We've done it all.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: We've done Universal a shit ton of times, especially when
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: we worked there. We got those passes.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to be able to go in.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Magic Mountain, the hurricane. We did Disneyland so many times.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: I feel like we've... I mean, now if they go,
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: maybe they'll go with girlfriends when they're older, but I
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: don't think I ever have to go ever again.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I went.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Until I have grandchildren.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I just went to Universal. Universal. And it was fun
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: with my daughter. You know, she's young, so she liked
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: the Minions and stuff. We didn't really go on rides.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: We just see. Walk around. It was $ 750 to look at,
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: you know, Beetlejuice. And then we tried to take a
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: picture with Frankenstein, the guy who plays Frankenstein.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: My daughter doesn't even know who Frankenstein is, but he
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: was tall. She's like, who's that? I said, oh, it's Frankenstein.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: He'll take a picture. And he was gesturing to my daughter,
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: who's three.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: To put her mask on. We didn't even have a mask.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: And he was going, but he was doing it in Frankenstein.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: And he was going, but yeah, he was, he was
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: gesturing for the mask. And I didn't know, I thought
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: he was just doing Frankenstein stuff.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: He would not take the picture without the mask.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Because, because your two-year-old is going to get through his
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: actual mask.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: He had a mask on.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: He had a real mask on. That is so funny.
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, so I guess we can't do it.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the, so we just didn't get
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: the picture.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Isn't it interesting that no one is talking about vaccines?
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: I heard a new one's coming.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, a new one's coming?
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: I read something. Monkeypox. Be careful. It's all over New York. Monkeypox.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: I heard monkeypox was making its way at a lot
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: of pride parades, unfortunately.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because they said some guy had a bathhouse. Yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Somebody in a bathhouse had a bunch of monkeypox sex.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Now everyone's got, it just bumps. It's just like skin stuff.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: It goes away in a couple of weeks.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: Peter has all these little bumps around his ankles. He
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: told me it was fleas, but now I'm wondering.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: He's riddled with monkeypox. Oh, my God. Now I got it.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: Peter's riddled with monkeypox. fleas wait i don't know which
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: one's worse that he has fleas or monkey pox i don't.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Know at our house he thought that somehow the dog
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: like where he works out on this grass in our
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: backyard he was getting him he's very susceptible to skin
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: diseases too.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Sure sure yeah yeah but yeah i mean okay i
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: don't know he was.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Okay um Anyway, so Nick Cannon, of course, has nine kids.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: And then they were tweeting, he and Elon Musk were
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: tweeting that.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: And then Meghan McCain got in it and was like,
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: how is this funny? You're cute. What?
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: Like people are mad at people who have a lot
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: of kids. I guess some people have a lot of kids,
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: some people don't.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the world's overpopulated, depending on where you go. No,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: it's not.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: He said it's not.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: It's underpopulated.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Elon Musk says that.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: Musk says right now it's underpopulated.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what, yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: Like, we need to have more people.
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: Los Angeles is too populated, but then other cities aren't.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, but if you're creating cars that are
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: driving themselves, what kind of jobs are these people going
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: to have? Like, if we're making robots do everything, do
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: we need them?
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Army Hammer will do everything. Armie Hammer's working six jobs
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: right now. Can we celebrate that?
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Can I tell my story?
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, of course you can.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: There's hot Broadway news. I'm here to report the hot
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Broadway news.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: And now for juicy scoop from Broadway, our correspondent, Christopher Frangiola.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Christopher, tell us.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: What's going on in Broadway.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: Hi, Heather. Here on the Great White Way to give
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: you the glow down on all things Broadway. Beanie Feldstein.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Feldstein?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Yes. You've heard of her?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: She is the sister of Jonah Hill, right?
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: Can you look that up? And why don't they have
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: the same last name?
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Are they like Charlie Sheen and.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Emilio Estevez.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: Like she kept the Jewish name and he went for
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: like something more fun.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe. But she's Beanie Feldstein. I had no idea that
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: they were brother and sister. But you might be right.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: But anyway... The story is.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Yes, continue.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: She's in a... Broadway show called Funny Girl.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: They are brother and sister.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah.
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: That was what Barbra Streisand made famous the movie, right?
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was a huge Broadway show. Everybody's excited
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: Is she that funny?
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Well, apparently not because she's leaving the
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: show early, a couple of months early or a couple
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: of weeks early, which is unheard of in Broadway world
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: to leave your contract early. The only other time it
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: was done was when Jeremy Piven, I don't know if
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: you remember years ago, left the Broadway show early because
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: he said he had poisoning from eating too much sushi.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, I remember that juicy scoop.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like he had iron poisoning from eating
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: too much sushi.
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Well, poor Erika Jayne, she was going to be the
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: lead in Chicago, Roxy Hart. Remember, like Roxy Hart, everybody,
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: every celebrity. Yeah, you know who they did that to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: with 20 years ago? Do you know who kept in Greece?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: You guys.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Peter Pan.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: You've got to stop talking. And the walking. Like, just
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: get on a scooter and leave.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Oh, my God. That's amazing.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Maybe we want to keep that in. Let people know
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: how real my life is.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. So real.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Wait, was Grease Rizzo?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Do you remember that? Rosie did it. Brooke Shields did it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: They could look like everybody that was popular in TV
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: and threw them as Rizzo.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Before that, it was Peter Pan. And it would always
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: be a woman.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: Like a 45-year-old woman had to play Peter Pan.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: Sandy Duncan. Sandy Duncan was the best at it. She
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: had a glass eye, you know.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Every time Sandy.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Duncan would come on TV, my mother would go, you know,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: she has a glass eye. And I was like, what?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Is that even true?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: I think my mom was obsessed with the shit of
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Glass Eye 2. Also, you know, why was, you know,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: like nowadays, everyone's so mad if any actor is playing
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: anything that they don't identify as in real life. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: it's called fucking acting.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Like, so if you're, so like, I've noticed that, you know,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: now that there's so many roles, they got to have
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: like a non-binary team. Right. Like in every show. Uh-huh.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: And there's a few actors whose offsprings are now identifying
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: as non-binary.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: I'm like, well, that's pretty great because the pool is
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: pretty small.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: So those kids are working a lot because it's like
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: now a normal, not a normal, sorry, but a kid
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: that identifies as just a cis male.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: They don't want him playing cis. a non-binary they.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Got it, got it.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: So yeah, so I'm like, so technically that was wrong
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: about Peter Pan.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Peter Pan was the first.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: That a 45-year-old woman was playing a 14-year-old. But nowadays
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: it'd be like, but does this actor really fly?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: And does he identify as a boy for the rest
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: of his life?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Otherwise we can't have him.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I always found it. I went to see recently
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: at Christmas time a ballet version of The Nutcracker and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: it's all adults. playing like the kid roles because they're
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: better dancers or whatever.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: And it was very creepy. They would dress like, you know,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: kids with lollipops and stuff, but they were like 35.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: And there's big lollipops.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: I was Clara.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: To make them look like kids. In Nutcracker?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And my sister wanted the role. Shannon, this was
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: the only mean thing that she's ever said to me.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: And I got it. I couldn't believe I got it.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: I didn't even, I was like, who gets a role?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: Is it like a ballet though?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we had other girls dancing and I just
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: was doing the acting part.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: And I couldn't believe I got it because I was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: like a freshman. And she goes, there's one reason why
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: you got that. And she goes, there's two reasons why
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: you got that part.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: I go, what?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: She goes, she points to, because I had a fat face.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: Because you look younger. Because you have such a fat,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: cabbage patch face.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: But I totally took you off track. Why is Bernie Beanie?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: I was going to call her Bernie.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: She's leaving the production early.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Well, she wrote yesterday that the production is going in
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: a different direction. Yeah. And then today they announced that
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: the new role will be played, Funny Girl and I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: will be played by Lea Michele from Glee. Glee. And so,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: you know, and she doesn't have a great reputation, Lea Michele.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: So some people have rumors that she campaigned for the role,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: stealing it from Beanie Feldstein. But there's also other people
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: saying that Beanie Feldstein just wasn't selling tickets, you know?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Not that I don't think Lea Michele is going to
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: sell tickets either, but maybe more.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: Beanie was Monica Lewinsky.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: In the impeachment, which I'm shocked just did not get
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: the buzz. But I have a reason. I know why
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: it didn't get the buzz. I think a show like that,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: being that it was released once a week, I think
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: younger people did not find it that juicy.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: And also, there's so much TV right now, it's hard
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: to keep up.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: I think, though, that I found it interesting because we
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: lived through it, but I find that younger people do
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: not care about sex scandals.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: Because there's so much sex in their life, and it's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: so out there. That then something like that, the president
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: having an affair with an intern and how much it
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: shocked us living through it, they're kind of like, who cares?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: All my friends are sugar babies. All my friends are
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: blowing 50-year-old men for a purse. Why is it such
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: a big deal? They're just like, I don't need to
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: wait every week to watch this. I think that's why
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: it didn't do that well. But I thought she was
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: really good in it. I loved her in it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: She's good in stuff. I've seen her in other stuff.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Do you, you know, if someone asked me would I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: ever want to do Broadway?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Would you? Eight shows a week.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of work.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: I don't, it's like not a dream of mine, I
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: don't think.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Like, that's, I don't know. I mean, it's been so
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: long since I've done like an actual play.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Like, the last thing I did was like sketches at
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: the Groundlings Theater where like I'd have to hear my
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: cue and be like waiting and hit my mark. and
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: everything like, I don't know. I don't think I really,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: I guess that the opportunity really came up. I'd have
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: to like really think about it first. I'd have to
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: go see a Broadway play, which I never have.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, I'm going on.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: I've literally never seen a broad. I've literally never gone
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: to see a Broadway play. The closest I came was
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: my own performance at Caroline's on Broadway doing standup.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: You've seen, I've.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Seen plays, but not, not, not on Broadway. I've seen
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: things at the Pantages, like we'd go see Sound of
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Music and all that kind of stuff. Growing up, my
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: mom was very.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Into- Well, you didn't live in New York, so yeah,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: that makes a little sense. Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I don't know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: Wow. I've seen thousands.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: You said you're seeing one tonight by yourself.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: No, Thursday night. I'm going to see Moulin Rouge at
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: the Pantages by myself. Yeah, Moulin Rouge. That's right.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: You heard me. You know, the amount of times that
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: I've had someone just DM me or tweet and just
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: go- I know Chris is gay.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Why is that? Cause I, well, I know, I went.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: I know you're not, I know you're not. And I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: love that. Like you have to just defend it. You
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: shouldn't have to defend it.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: I've got, I used to get that a lot in
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: Chelsea lately. Remember people would always say I was gay
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: in Chelsea lately. And, uh, Yeah, I don't really know why.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Well, she used to always call Joe Coy gay, too.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I know. It was kind of her shtick.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: It's a little ironic, but yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway. Oh, perfect.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: James Collins passed away.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: From The Godfather.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: I'd always see him at the Playboy Mansion.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: That was his whole thing. Yeah, he said he.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: Slept with a lot of women and a lot of hookers,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: but he said he didn't ever have to pay for
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: the hookers. He just gave them cocaine.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. He had a wild life.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: I guess hookers really do like cocaine. Anyway, this guy...
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: was in it with him. His name's Gianna Russo. And
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: he said he was rude to him. He was a
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: dick on the set of The Godfather. And then many
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: years later, he was producing a movie and James Caan's
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: agent called him up and was like, hey, we'd love
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: to get James Caan to play this role. I mean, he's,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: you know, and he's like, I guess James Caan didn't
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: tell you what a dick he was on the set
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: with me. And the agent's probably like, what? And I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: just thought that was interesting because we always wonder, like,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: I was talking about this recently with somebody like, um,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: You never know why you're blackballed or why you can't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: get on a show. And it can just be one
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: person that was like, you know what? In 1997, Chris
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: didn't invite me to his party or whatever. You never know.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: So I just thought that was good.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, I agree with that. I believe I was taken
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: off a show for making fun of one of the, yeah, recently.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You got what? Taken off a show for what?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, one of those shows, I think,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: did we do it together? That one where we watched
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: videos with Tyler, the muscular guy who hosts, what's his name?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Terry Crews.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: We watched videos with Terry Crews?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: Remember we met with Michael Cox, booked it. Okay. America's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Funniest Home Video. No, Craziest Videos or something. Yes, yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: Were you on it?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: Maybe I wasn't on it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: But I remember they were going to have me back
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: a second time, and I saw a writer's name that
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: I had recognized from another show. And I said something
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: along the lines of, is he on this show now? Like,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: there's no way he'd be on this show. Why? Because
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: he was on Family. He was a writer on Family Guy.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: And I was like, there's no way he'd be writing
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: on this terrible show.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, you said it like that?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: To the producer.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: And then they never asked you back.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they never asked me back. But I didn't mean
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: it that way, but it came out that way. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, Elizabeth Holmes X. X, the Theranos executive, you know,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Elizabeth Holmes, one drop.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: He has been found guilty too.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: So they, yeah, they're both guilty on all 12 fraud charges.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: So she was found guilty six months ago. She has
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: not been sentenced. She got married, had a baby. So,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: you know, she married another super rich guy.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: They always do. That's what's going to happen. That's my
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: prediction for Amber Heard. You watch. In a couple of months,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: it'll be another rich guy. Probably that guy you saw
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: with the wheelchair and the big yacht. I mean, it's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: going to be some other rich guy. That's just what,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: you know, that's the life she's going to have. By
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: the way, somebody sent us a picture.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: I think it was on your Juicy Scoop Facebook page.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: that Amber Heard was on Chelsea Lately. Do you remember that?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, probably. I wouldn't be surprised.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: We always had like actresses.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't even realize she was around back then.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Probably, you know, like, yeah, probably.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: And she was probably totally excited. She probably watched every night.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. God.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Anyway, they deliberated for five days. This was the guy,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: if you watch the movie, you know, that was like
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: this older guy guy that she was sexually involved with,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: and she blamed it all on him, but clearly they
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: were in it together. And so, oh my God, they
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: heard from 24 government witnesses. Each wire fraud count carries
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. And the
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: prosecutors allege that he conspired with Holmes in a decade-long
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: scheme to bilk hundreds of millions of dollars from investors
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: and patients in an effort to keep the struggle company afloat.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Like I wonder how much time they'll get because I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: feel like, yes, there were a couple of people that
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: got the wrong diagnosis and like had a really horrible week. Yeah.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: Cause they like were told they literally had AIDS and
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: they didn't and stuff like that or cancer.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: That'll do it.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: But the real victims are just these huge rich guys
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: that invested in it.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: And I just don't know that like a jury or
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: even are going to feel like she has to be
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: put away for life for this or him.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Because it's like different than like, Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I mean, anyway, I get, I think with that, something
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: like that fraud is fraud. You know what I mean?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: No, it is. But I'm saying for the amount of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: time they'll get, right. I understand why they're guilty. They're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: guilty of the crime. But like, when you think about
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: how much, but they said they invested a hundred million
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: dollars and you'd think that they'd be bothered to come
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: to testify, but we didn't hear from them. So they're
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: saying like, even some of the people that were duped
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: out of the money didn't even bother. So they're like, really,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: is it that bad of a thing? So that's what
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: his people are going to probably defend. Anyway, so there
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: you go with that. Let me see if there's anything else. Oh,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I'm going to end on this, okay? Have you seen
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: this girl from TikTok, the Mormon TikTok girl?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: I've seen her, yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: She's real pretty, and she always sets up her phone
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: and does these dances, just like Britney, but it's a
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: different dance style.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: And she's got long hair, and she's super thin, and
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: she's a Mormon, and she was the one that then
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: revealed that she and all her other hot Mormon friends,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: they all have a couple babies, and they're like under 28,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: and they've got like three babies, and they all.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: And it was a swinger thing.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: Yes, and they were swingers, and some of the friends
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: were like, no, we didn't, and I couldn't even keep track.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: But she was definitely fucking someone other than her husband,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: and they broke up. And now... Her and.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: The husband broke up or her and the guy she
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: was fucking broke up?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: Well, she and the husband are definitely broke up. I
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: think she was getting, you know. But I heard from
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: a lot of people that this is absolutely true with
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: some Mormon people. Because they get married so young, because
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: they are not allowed to, you know, drink or do drugs.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: And that then they're all in the same boat and
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: they all have the same lack of experience. But now
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: they're like adults with a couple bucks. And they're like,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: let's spin the bottle. Let's like dry hump.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Spin the bottle.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: I love that one. They literally spin the bottle, like
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: go in a closet and just get to like make
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: out with other people.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: And where is this happening?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: In Utah.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: With these Mormons.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: That's.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: And so, but then, you know, you're supposed to, there's
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: rules to it. Just like any swingers, like you got
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: to be in the same room or whatever. And I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: guess she eventually, you know, went off with someone else.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: So now she does this dance. It's like a lot
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: of people are stitching it, meaning they do it as well.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: So it's one of those things where she's dancing and
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: there's like writing like it. Okay.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: So she, you know, like it'll say like people ask,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: how are you co-parenting your kids? So she points, the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: music's going and she points and she's like, three days on.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've seen those.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Three days off, you know. And so I was like,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: what happens on the seventh day? And why are you
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: dancing about it? And then someone said, oh my God,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: some other mom in her TikTok group, they would all
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: use each other as a group, like a collab to
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: get more people to follow all of them. And they
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: all had the long hair and the skinny bodies. One girl,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: I guess, was doing dances about her kid getting chemo. Like,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: how do you do the chemo? And she's like, go
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: into the doctor's.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, wow.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I just think these people just, they
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: honestly are like, Separated from reality somehow. Like they literally
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: don't understand that like not everything has to be a TikTok.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: Not everything has to be posted.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, there was this horrible thing that someone sent to me.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: This woman named Drew McRae. And she is some other
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: mom influencer. And she was married to this guy. They
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: had a couple kids. And she was like a little
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: bit fuller figured. And she went on this vegan diet.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Alkyne diet, whatever, and made her husband go on it.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: And she lost all this weight. And the husband ended
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: up like going into a coma.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: From the diet?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, from the diet.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: And she's filming the whole thing and filming how like
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: she won't let her– the parents come see the husband.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: And he's like a former Marine. And so all these–
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: so then I got– went down this rabbit hole of
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: people investigating her. But I was like, what– I mean,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: at this point, I'm like, is anyone coming over? She's, like,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: not feeding her kid. And it was so weird. I'm
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: just like, these people just, I think they just get
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: so sucked into this world of, like, getting the comments
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: and the likes and, like, dancing around. But she is
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: pretty hot. I will give her that.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: She is pretty hot. I give her that, too.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: And she does this dance where she's, like, she puts
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: up her, like. Kind of like leg. She has a
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: certain style about it with her ass.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Normally, you know, the Mormons are a little more reserved.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I guess. I think. Maybe not.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: This is.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: I think they love. I think a lot of Mormons
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: love being part of the Mormon religion and they love
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: the routine and how much they do together and like.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: That like, you know, eating an apple and not smoking
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: kind of a life.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: But so then they find a group of people too.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: They're like, we're not going to have, you know, we're
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: not going to go back to like having polygamous relationships
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: or whatever.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: But if we're all on the same page.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: You know, I'd like to make out with someone other
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: than the guy I've been kissing since I was 16,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: I think swinging is, it's time to bring, we need
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: like a good swinger movie.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: It's called, yeah, soft swinging. I'm completely down for soft swing.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: Soft swing.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Now, what is that?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: That means like first, second base.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Like maybe not a blow job, but like a nice
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: dry hump. All right. Which is all I like to
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: do anyways, is make out and dry hump.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Now, can I ask you a couple of swinging questions?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Do you mind if I?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: I'm always concerned that do you do it in a
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: separate location and you talk about the next day with
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: your significant other or significant other in the room watching?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Because that is a big, I feel a big difference.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? First of all, I don't
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: think I'm a swinger type at all. It's not something
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: I'd be interested in.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: I think for hardcore swinging couples that are both on
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: the same page and have been successful at it, I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: think they go to the club parties together. And when
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: they meet couples, they have dinner together. And sometimes it's
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: the same room, but maybe it's the same house, but
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: they each go to different rooms. And then they go
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: home to their spouse. And they never go out alone
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: with the person that's not their spouse. And I think
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: those are the people that successfully swing into a lifetime.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: Of swinging.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: So you.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: And then, of course, the pineapple thing is 100% real.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: 100%.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: Because now I can't look at a fucking pineapple without
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: hearing and feeling.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: Well, I think there's a lot of people that– pineapples
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: are adorable.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: They are. And there aren't a lot of things. Pineapples
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: aren't a lot. There are a lot of– There are
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: a lot of pineapple fun drinks. A lot of throw
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: pillows at home goods with pineapples.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: We have a little mat here.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Pineapple.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: On the house that we're renting. That's a pineapple.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: And I don't think it's anything, but it's a beach house.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: It's just a coincidence, yeah.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: Beaches and pineapples go together.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pineapples have been around a long time.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: You know, everyone loves pineapples.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean, I definitely also, it definitely is
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: absolutely a.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: There's always been a sexual connotation to the pineapple, because
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: before the swinging thing, which I believe the other one was.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: It was to drink the pineapple to make your.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, that was the other one.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: So it's more enjoyable for someone to go down there.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: There's a song out right now, Jack Harlow, First Class...
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: You ever hear that Jack Harlow song, First Class?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: We're going first class.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Something about him drinking pineapple juice.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: I thought that's about going on a flight and getting
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: first class. And he's saying eating all the snacks and
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: watching marry me.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: What he's saying is i'm back in comfort plus can
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: i do that song.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Plus so fun we're gonna get some.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: But anyway he's gonna say something about drinking pineapple juice
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: in that song for his, you know, whatever.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: Pineapple juice is something that I don't normally order and
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: then somehow it's like involved in a cocktail or someone
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: has it and you're like, why am I not having
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: more pineapple?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: It makes you feel like you're having a good time. Yeah.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: That's probably why it has the swinging connotation.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Anyway.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to end on the Kardashians modeling. Wait,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: did you want to talk about something else?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: I just have one more thing that I don't think
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 4: we've ever discussed. I always think about this when I
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: think about swinging is how amazing, and I think it
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: should be maybe redone or rediscovered by people, an indecent
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: proposal was when it first came out. and how he
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: dealt with that thing.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: Let me remind the kids.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: I know. You have to remind people how great that
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: movie was.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you about some old 90 movies that
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: are great because I downloaded one for my ride.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, good.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 5: Talented Mr.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Ripley.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Ooh, a great one.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: And what was great is I knew it was juicy,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: but I forgot so much about it. So re-watching it now,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: it was like, I didn't know what was going to happen.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: It's so fun. Europe, Vespas.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, go watch Talented.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Jude Law at his most gorgeous.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: And same with... Matt Damon.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: Matt Damon. That's right. Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Now, Matt Damon.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: Gwyneth Paltrow? She the girl?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: I don't want to give anything away, but Matt Damon
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: doesn't play what he is in real life.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: But he's great at it. Now, today, that would not
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: be allowed.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: You know? It's like... Anyway, so he... That's a really
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: good one, but we're... Indecent proposal. So there's a couple.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: It's Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore. Demi Moore. And they're
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: this young couple and she's in real estate and she
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: just happens to come across a huge lot in Malibu
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: that no one's ever bought or built on.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: Which happens all the time.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: And he's an architect and they put their money down
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 5: to build their dream house.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Well, the market drops and she's not getting as many
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: listings and he's struggling getting his architect money. And they're like,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: how are we going to build our dream house in
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: Malibu overlooking the sea? Because that's what we deserve as
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: 30-year-old white couple living in Santa Monica.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: And they don't know what they're going to do. So
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: they go to Las Vegas for the night. And she's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: so hungry that she goes into a fancy store and
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: she steals chocolates. It's like, literally like Les Mis.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: And Robert Redford walks in. He's like, I like this
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: average looking girl, even though she's stunning. And he sends
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: her the Versace dress and they hang out with them.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: And then he's like, I'd like to.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Borrow her.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: Have her for a night for $ 1 million. But don't
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: they lose everything on a roulette table? They earn a
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: bunch of money. They win a bunch of money. And
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 5: that's when they roll around.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: They roll around in it.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: And they sing to that Sade song. And then the
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: next day they lose it all. So then they're like, okay.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: So then she goes with him and has sex with him.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: And their relationship is never the same.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Which is like so dumb. Cause I'm like, you're 30.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Robert Redford is like 62. You probably are fucking Demi
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: more better than him.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: What do you got to worry about?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: But then he blows her off. So then all of
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: a sudden she starts dating him.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Then they become a full, it's a great movie.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: Maybe. I don't know.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: And then he buys her a hippo at the end.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: What the hell is that hippo going to live? And
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: then he like buys the property or something. And they're like,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: that's my property. How can you do that to me?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: And she's like putting up her open house signs and
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: there's all those open house signs.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: People should watch it. It's a good one.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: It deals.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: It's like a bad, it's like so bad. It's good.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: So bad. It's good.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Director Adrian line who made some really bad, good
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: movies in the eighties and nineties.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: Speaking of so bad, it's good. Uh, all the reality
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: stars are now models. Uh, Christine Quinn from selling sunset, uh,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 5: Look at how big these giant shoes are.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: They're hideous.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: They all went to Balenciaga. North went and Kim modeled
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: and she really gave it her all. She's giving everybody
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: Ramona Singer vibes with her eyes just like walking through
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: and Nicole Kidman. I mean, I know it's fashion, but
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: all the outfits are so fucking weird.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: Balenciaga, I feel, is like it's got to be some
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: sort of weird social experiment to see how stupid people
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: can be and buy the ugliest things for the most
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: ridiculous price.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Because it's now laughable. Like if you put those shoes
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: that Christine Quinn is wearing, like it's like a spoof.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Like this woman paid $ 5, 000 for these ridiculous giant clown shoes.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I was just a lot.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Well, Chris.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: What's going on? Do you have shows anyone wants to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: go see?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: Coming up in July, I got some Boston. Coming back
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: to Laugh Boston. That's going to be exciting. That is
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: going to be exciting. A lot of people are talking
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: about it. Long Island, Brokerage Comedy Club, my hometown of
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: Long Island. Coming back the 28th of July, Brokerage Comedy Club.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: And then Laugh Boston the 29th and 30th. Comedy Off-Broadway, Lexington,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: Kentucky in August 11th, 12th, and 13th. Love it. And
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: then so many more coming up.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'd also like to announce right now, I have
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: a show in New York that I'm doing October 15th.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 5: Go to heathermcdonald.net.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Where in New York?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: The Palladium.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: The Palladium?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Yes. Just announced it.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: I used to go there as a kid, like it
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: was a club.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a place I'm doing a show. Saturday, October 15th.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: Get your tickets now. And then I'm going to have
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: a couple more dates that I'm probably going to announce
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: on Thursday's show.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Wow. That's exciting.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 5: All right, you want to get a cute lunch by
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: the sea?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 4: Let's get a cute, oh, by the sea.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: Well, sure, why not?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: It just keeps getting better. Yeah. Sure. Wait, are the
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: boys coming?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because there's been a lot going on. Here, I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: got to tell you, everybody, this experiment that I am
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: now a part of, because I don't know if anybody
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: else would put up with what we've been putting up with. Well,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: I do because they're my kids. I know. You have to.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: But we've had to cut a few times. They've been
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: beating the shit out of each other. They're screaming. Well,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They're bored because there's nothing to do here.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: You can't paddleboard. You can't go on a scooter. You
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: can't go boogie board. You can't ride your bike.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: So what else would they do but like touch each other?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 4: And just beat each other up. And Adam's had to
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: stop and scream at them about 10 times. It's amazing.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: Podcasters, just like us.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: They're just like us.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: They're just like us.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 5: Bye. The car is beautiful. Where did you end up
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: going for it?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 7: This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: They have more cars for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: It's Dunaidial.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: I got it on Dundale Cars.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: Lift!
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: Please. You're going past Kimmage. Oh, Kimmage. No. Done deal cars.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.