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Hoppe Friday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.22.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. All right, here's an interesting clip.
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  Now, would I want to hang out with Tony Hinchcliffe
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  or Shane Gillis? Not really. But they made some
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  offensive jokes, I guess, at the roast of Kevin
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  Hart. And the thing with the jokes was everybody
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  got even playing time with being made fun of.
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  It wasn't like one political party was made fun
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  of over the other or whatnot. But here's the
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  thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  is the fact that Chelsea Handler doesn't actually
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  care about the offensive jokes that Shane Gillis
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  and Tony Hinchcliffe says. She just doesn't like
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  them. So she's trying to act profound when in
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  reality, She's just trying to throw him under
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  the bus. Here is this moron talking about how
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  Tony Hinchcliffe, they're racists, they're bigots,
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  they're sexists. Let me unmute it. That'd be
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  the best way to hear it. Although me having her
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  muted is the best she's ever sounded. I don't
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  have a lot of... I'm 51. Yeah, you look a little
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  older for that. I would have said 57. I'm pretty
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  secure with who I am. Are you? If you're having
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  to talk about other people, you're probably not.
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  I don't care if these guys say that I'm a whore.
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  Yeah, you claim you don't care. Yeah, you're
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  on a podcast saying you don't care. So you know
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  what that means? You do care. Like, I'm doing
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  exactly what they're doing, except... Yeah, so
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  shut up. I'm a woman, and I'm allowed to. And
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  that's weird. Yeah, I'm rich, I'm famous, and
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  I'm hot, so I'm... Oh, good for you. You are
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  rich, you are famous. But let's be honest here.
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  Mm -hmm. You're getting a little washed up. You're
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  not as hot as you were like 10 years ago. I mean,
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  sleeping with the CEO allegedly to get to the
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  dump kind of ages along, doesn't it? Fucking
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  people. That's what I'm going to do, and I'm
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  going to continue to keep doing that. Good for
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  you. At least you know your self -worth. As long
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  as, you know, I remain as fuckable as I am. I
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  am. The thing is, she is hot. I would rock her
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  body. But the thing, ladies and gentlemen...
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  all boys and girls, is the fact that when you
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  go around acting like you're just so bangable
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  and you're so amazing, it's so unattractive.
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  It's like Blake Liley's pretty freaking hot,
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  but her personality makes her a two. Same with
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  Chrissy Teigen. Same with Kelsey Handler. So,
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  I don't really see the problem. Yeah, no. Here's
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  this kiss -ass interviewer. I'm just grateful
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  to have her here. So, I'm going to agree with
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  everything she says. Women should feel the same
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  way out there, especially women that I run into.
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  Yeah, whether you're famous, oh yeah, whether
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  you're famous or rich, those don't apply, but
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  like the - I'm surprised she hasn't talked about
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  50 Cent yet. She can't go to any interview without
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  living in the past about the fact that she was
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  banged up at 50. Idea that, like what were they
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  going to say about me? They couldn't say anything
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  other than that I'm a whore. I mean, if you're
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  constantly talking about it. Maybe there's a
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  little truth to it. I'm not saying you're a whore.
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  But it seems like it kind of hit a nerve. Or
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  my age. I think that was the other thing. Oh,
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  that's stupid. But you attacked them. So it's
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  an even playing field. We have become so sensitive
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  as a society that roasts bother us. And you're
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  like, well, okay. Those aren't jokes. That's
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  not clever writing. All right. You're not clever
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  writing either. You're annoying. You think you're
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  better than people. You're just so nauseating.
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  You look like when you cuddle with her, like
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  she would smell, dude. And you know when a girl
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  has that like musky smell? That is Chelsea Handler.
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  There is a time and place for Ozempic. But Jack
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  Osborne is real defensive about how he looks.
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  The whole Osborne family, I know they're grieving
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  losing their dad. I totally get it. But you guys
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  are way too skinny. And when you address it publicly,
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  you know the criticism's true. Happy Hot Topic!
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  If I see one more article written about me saying
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  how I'm sick. You look terrible, bro. I hate
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  saying it, but you look horrible, man. And when
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  you're doing these unlikable videos, you're giving
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  it more attention. Grossly underweight. What's
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  going on? Health crisis, Jack. Why did you want
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  to speak out now? Because you're self -conscious.
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  Because you know you look terrible. You were
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  adorable as a fat kid. Now it looks weird. against
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  these body shamers. I've always kept my mouth
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  shut. You know what I mean? Ever since the Osbournes
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  came out, it was tons of criticism about my weight.
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  I remember... You gotta stop caring. People will
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  always criticize you. And then when you make
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  videos criticizing people, you're giving it attention.
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  I was 16 years old one day and I picked up a
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  tabloid magazine and it was a picture of me at
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  the beach with my friends and the caption was,
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  Jack Osbourne needs to buy a bra. 2000s mean
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  it just sucks and the thing is i have five daughters
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  and it's 2026 and we're still as a society obsessed
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  about writing about people's bodies okay well
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  if you are mad that people are obsessed about
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  writing about people's bodies then why did you
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  change your body it's obvious you were self -conscious
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  about being quote -unquote fat even though you
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  weren't and you look at your poor sister kelly
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  you all look terrible I know that's horrible
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  to say, but you look horrible. You said that
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  you have consistently been losing weight for
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  the last... Three years. What is it that you
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  have been doing? I discovered Jiu -Jitsu about
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  six years ago, so I trained Jiu -Jitsu. It just
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  doesn't look natural. You know he took the jab.
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  I do a ton of weight training. In December, I
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  did I'm a Celeb, Get Me Out of Here. Oh, yeah,
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  we all watched it. The jungle for 30 days, eating
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  less than 500 calories a day. Well, dude, here's
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  a cheeseburger. You look down. That's where I
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  lost all my weight. And the only reason why anyone
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  said anything is I shaved my beard. I had a beard
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  until two weeks. Bro, the problem is you look
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  50. You did all the decisions to look old. Shaved
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  your beard. Probably took the jab. I think people
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  just realize I have a chin. I've been getting
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  a cross between Ned Flanders and William H. Macy.
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  All right, dude. I don't ever want to hear you
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  complain about the haters. Because when you address
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  the weight loss, you're giving them power. So
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  I saw this headline here, and first of all, it's
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  that grifter Patrick Beth David, that multi -level
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  marketing dude, who literally pretty much pays
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  to have guests on. He's not that talented. He's
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  not that interesting. And he had Rick Ross on,
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  and Rick Ross says that Drake's album is flood
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  the marketplace. He said that Drake's album is
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  not that interesting. Here's the interesting
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  part about it, though, is the fact that without
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  Drake, Rick Ross would have nothing to talk about.
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  He's obsessed with Drake. I love all these people
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  out there that claim that they don't need him,
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  that claim that they're better than him, and
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  yet that's all they talk about. So here it is.
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  Mm -hmm. Going off, complaining about Drake.
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  Mm -hmm. You put Drake at your level. No. Dude,
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  you haven't had a hit in like 10 years. Now,
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  do I like Rick Ross' music? Of course. It's bigger
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  than the club. But you're annoying. You're not
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  putting Drake at your level. No, see, you might
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  be. I can see it in your eyes. You might be confused.
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  Yeah, we're all confused. You're a moron. With
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  the numbers and all of the fake numbers flood
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  the marketplace. I will say, Drake does release
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  a lot of songs at once. Because he knows it's
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  the way to, you know, make the bangers. Get the
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  numbers. He's 50 something. That shit ain't nothing.
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  Remember what I told you? The streets are the
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  streets. If Drake was what he thought, what you
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  think he was. You're a former prison guard. You
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  ain't gangsta. If he was what he thought he was,
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  he would have been able. addressing and being
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  moved on. Mm -hmm. He's still suing the label.
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  That's like him. He might sue you. Yeah. So he
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  might sue you. And Rick Ross has a lot of money,
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  but you don't want to lose it getting sued by
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  Drake, dude. For speaking of him on this situation.
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  Did you listen to Iceman, the new, uh... I listened
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  last night. I wanted to hate it, but it's so
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  cliche to hate on Drake. It was great. I listened
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  to some of it. It was horrendous. It was not
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  horrendous. Drake's last album was not great.
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  Lil Wayne's last three quarters were not great.
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  I'll be honest. I was giving it a 7 .8 out of
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  10. There were some songs I added to my playlist.
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  It was good. My homies actually sat there. They
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  lost an hour of their life for this shit. Listen
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  to it. Yeah? It was not that bad, Rick. You're
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  just a hater. You're a middle -aged man past
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  your prime. And Patrick Bet -David's kissing
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  his ass because he's grateful to interview Rick
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  Rizzi. Are you recovering? Yeah, trauma. Trauma.
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  It's tough. It is? It's tough. Yeah, when you've
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  been waiting after you've seen people put ice
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  blocks in the middle of places and promote it
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  and market it and the world knew what day it
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  was. Yeah, heaven forbid Drake promote himself,
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  dude. It's coming out and the shit came out and...
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  And really, you know, fold it. But have you personally
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  listened to every single one of the tracks in
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  the... Thank you for saying that, Patrick. Album?
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  No, I couldn't do it. No, you couldn't do it.
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  But you realize he's better than you at this
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  point. I'm a recreation. I mean, Pitchfork gave
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  it... I said it was mid. Mid meant five. Pitchfork
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  gave it a four point something. No. It was good,
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  bro. But it was like... No one's my friend. He
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  left me alone. Yeah, nine. What are you telling
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  me, bro? You cucked at. It's that type of shit.
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  Man, don't you feel stupider for listening to
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  that? You gotta be a boss out here, man. Oh,
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  yeah. A true boss doesn't have to let everybody
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  know that they're a boss. Nothing that would
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  be in your new playlist that you were showing.
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  Was it anything in my recent playlist? I didn't
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  hear all of them. I don't know if... Let's see
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  here. Last night I saved, whispering my name,
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  dust, make them cry, shebang, national treasure.
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  It was not bad. And I'm a critic of Drake. I
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  love Drake. I saw him two years ago, but I'm
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  not a huge fan of Drake. I love Drake, but I
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  hate Drake at the same time. I have a love hate
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  with him. And when I saw him live, he was very
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  boring. But especially his song with Future,
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  it was good. If you got a, you know, by which
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  one did you stop? I'm not sure you gotta realize
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  you gotta realize you're just hating and you
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  don't want to admit that he's good it's like
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  Mike Alta or Rover yeah they're scumbags but
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  they're good at what they do you gotta be able
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  to admit that there's somebody out there who
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  likes his music and that you can not like him
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  but still think he's good and it was going it's
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  music people that's on my team that's I've had
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  enough blah blah blah shut up By the way, AM
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  radio was not able to pass the bill yet. That
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  makes it go in all cars. You got to figure that
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  out. Oh, yeah. We got so much happening today.
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  I don't even know if that's true, but it sounds
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  good. Doesn't it? Oh, yeah. Let's start the show.
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  all right now attention fm djs your morning show
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  prep begins now loud rude aggressive and those
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  are his good qualities a sick person with a powerful
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  tool welcome to door is closing hi this is ryan
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  hoppy's mom and you're listening to hoppy hour
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  welcome back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes
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  now no no no no if i hit this button boom the
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  whole program's gonna start okay we'll hit it
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  all right was so big. And now for something completely
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  different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
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  Just hobby hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppe.
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  If you're listening in Fresno, this is Monday
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  morning, which is a completely different vibe
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  than a Friday. But it is Friday. You know what
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  that means. Every Friday, we do this thing where
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  we have to play the clip from the movie Friday.
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  Get what they called it. Friday. It's on a Friday.
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  I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But
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  I'm going to join you today. Because it's Friday.
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  You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit
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  to do. Oh, yeah. That's you. You're just hanging
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  out. And you got really nothing going on. Hang
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  out with me. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856. 494 -6773.
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  You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio. You can
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  always email me. RyanHappyRadio. I don't know
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  what's going on with me, man. I would sleep in
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  every day in the beginning of the year until
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  about, I don't know, 10, 15 a .m. And all of
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  a sudden I go on that trip to Chicago and Minneapolis.
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  And then you know what ends up happening? I then
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  come back and I work with MJ and I get up every
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  day at four. And now the last two weeks I have
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  slept until like 11 a .m. I'm exhausted. I'm
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  freaking tired. But I'm still here. I think so.
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  Maybe I'm a ghost. Maybe I died this morning.
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  On that exciting note, let's see what the frick
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  is going on with Instagram. Let's see here. A
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  convicted murderer was seen vaping in the courtroom
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  right before they read his sentence. It's so
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  Gen Z. It's so gangster. Notorious B .I .G. Would
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  have been 54 years old today. Rest in peace,
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  bud. Here is a fan doing a selfie video. Looks
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  like she's at like an airport or something. And
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  she refused. She asked T .I. for a picture. I
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  don't know if you noticed I yawned. I'm tired.
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  So this fan asked T .I. for a selfie and he says
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  no. And then she does a selfie video of him in
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  the background. Yeah, she ain't happy about that.
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  Yeah, the thing is, T .I. allegedly had sex trafficking
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  charges against him, but... You know what happened?
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  Statue of limitations. So you really think it's
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  going to happen when he's not a good guy? This
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  is weird. Lado at 21 Savage did a collaborative
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  post where it was of a sword. And people are
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  wondering if they maybe named their baby sword.
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  There's something weird going on there. A death
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  row inmate who Kim Kardashian is fighting to
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  save. Gets his execution halted. This is ridiculous
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  in regard to what took place today at the state
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  capitol in Nashville today. Again, Tony Corralta,
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  he was scheduled to be executed at 10 a .m. and
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  after multiple attempts via IV when it comes
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  to lethal injection. Again, they had to halt
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  this execution. And he did, again, request for
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  an emergency stay in order to prevent this execution.
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  And it was denied. Damn. Man. Too bad she didn't
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  get the crimes off. Then I can make the joke
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  that Kim Kardashian knows how to get guys off.
• 19:41
  Lizzo revealed that her Instagram name, LizzoBeating,
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  was originally because she wanted to be a food
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  influencer. Maybe go back to that. You're a nine.
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  This is sad news. But now that Trump has breast
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  cancer, to any other liberals out there, They
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  were happy about it. That ain't healthy, dog.
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  Charges were dismissed against a former Virginia
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  principal after a six -year -old shooting. School
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  shooting. Up with breaking news. Just after 10
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  o 'clock this morning, I'm Blaine Stewart with
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  that breaking story developing. What up, Blaine?
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  In Newport News this morning, where the trial
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  for Ebony Parker, the former assistant principal
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  of Richneck High School, within the past few
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  minutes, that trial has been dismissed by the
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  judge. This is a story that we have been following
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  for years here at News 3. The local news always
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  has to say, oh, we've been following it. Yeah,
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  you and everyone else, dude. K. Michelle says,
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  F. Portia Williams. After their recent back and
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  forth on Twitter. What are things now between
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  you and Portia? Because I saw the response. Really?
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  Mm -hmm. We actually have audio of Portia Williams
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  and K. Michelle. You know, this is what it sounded
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  like when they met up in person. This is what
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  it sounded like. Good old cat fight. Shut up,
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  K. Michelle. There's Parsha. Has it gotten to
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  that point? Man. And why? And the reason I'm
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  saying this is because I think the hurt, it's
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  clearly your hurt, right? And I want people to
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  really understand that. It's not just... I'm
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  there with that because... Mm -hmm. What do you
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  got, King Michelle? Um, honestly. Sure. She's
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  a fun girl. Oh, yeah. Like, all of that. And,
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  you know, we're dealing with a woman who for
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  years has begun calling on people. Mm -hmm. Blah,
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  blah, blah. Man, women love bringing down other
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  women, but then claim that none of the ones that
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  bring them down, one of the best are the other
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  women. Oh, bro -rilla continues to diss her sister,
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  glow -rilla. Oh, it's in a rap song. I can't
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  play it, but man, it is. Hug it out, man. There's
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  that guy Larry Wheels. He's just like a walking
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  African -American Johnny Bravo. He's one of the
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  streamers. He reveals his new assistant after
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  separating from his wife. She's a hot piece of
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  ass. Everybody's asking why we want to plug yourself
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  in your handles real quick. Yeah. What's a secret?
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  That's up to you. Yeah, it's like who you are,
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  what you do, and blowing me. I'm Viola. I'm his
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  assistant. Oh, yeah. Very humble opening. My
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  Instagram is via underscore period lips LA. She's
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  one of those hot ass girls who has a terrible
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  username. It's Leah underscore angel underscore
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  this underscore that. Oh my God. Then you have
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  to have her type it in on the phone. Alabama
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  Barker called Travis Barker and Cardi Kardashian
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  to make sure there wasn't any pork in his food
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  for neon. So this woman's still pretending to
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  care about neon for clicks. I'm going to call
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  my dad to make sure. Dad, can you ask Courtney
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  if the Rice Krispie Treats have gelatin in them?
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  Baby, do the Rice Krispie Treats have gelatin
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  in them? No. Yeah, Neon started getting into
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  a Kardashian. He used to have interesting streams.
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  Yeah, you know what I mean? His streams used
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  to be really interesting. He would be doing this
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  and that, you know what I mean? And now the only
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  interesting stream is this. There should just
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  be a streamer who just films themselves peeing.
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  I was so depressed this week I needed to make
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  myself laugh. Could you imagine that? The whole
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  podcast is just I'm waiting to pee at the urinals.
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  That's actually, I should do that. Here is a
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  woman breaking down dating. I always have like
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  these loser ass men that don't understand why
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  my standards are so high. But you're annoying.
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  And daddy didn't love you. So you bring it out
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  on men. Because you're never the problem. Why
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  I expect so much from the man that I'm going
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  to be with. I expect him to buy everything and
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  I'll cheat on him anyway. My car just hit 55
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  ,000 miles. And as soon as my dad found out,
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  he started freaking the fuck out on me. He's
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  like, man, you're driving in so many guys' houses.
• 25:21
  He was like, a woman should never drive a vehicle
• 25:25
  over 50 ,000 miles. How dare you not? Yeah, I
• 25:27
  can see her dad kind of messed her up. That is
• 25:29
  a stupid thing to be mad at your daughter about.
• 25:32
  You should be more mad at your daughter for being
• 25:34
  annoying. Not tell me. And now this week we're
• 25:37
  going to go look at new cars because he refuses
• 25:39
  to let me drive an old, old vehicle. It's just
• 25:43
  like not safe and like he just doesn't feel comfortable.
• 25:45
  Wow. She seems annoying. And she keeps talking,
• 25:51
  but there's nothing there. Here we go. Yeah.
• 25:57
  Elon Musk, baby. She recounts the moment Elon
• 26:04
  and her had sex. He looked at me and said, pick
• 26:08
  a name. But like, I don't know how to explain
• 26:14
  like how surreal it is in that moment. You're
• 26:17
  like, man, that is sad. When you literally peaked
• 26:21
  and you had sex with Elon. What else are you
• 26:26
  talking about? Nothing. It's all Elon. Can you
• 26:31
  imagine him? Your only conversation starter is
• 26:35
  Elon Musk, your deadbeat baby daddy. I'm like
• 26:39
  23. I'm a single mom. And all of a sudden, I'm
• 26:42
  like on the jet of like the richest guy in the
• 26:46
  world. Oh, yeah. I love the clout. Because without
• 26:50
  him, I don't have much going on. And he's like...
• 26:53
  pouring me red wine and telling me how nice the
• 26:55
  wine is he like reiterates like four times he's
• 26:57
  like this is a really nice bottle of wine wow
• 26:59
  you are just trying to bring out that he's yeah
• 27:01
  autism you're probably autistic too honey and
• 27:05
  i was like honestly i can't tell the difference
• 27:07
  between this and a box of francia but like oh
• 27:10
  okay well no wonder you're single you're nine
• 27:13
  you know how many women you can get Why would
• 27:18
  anyone want you? Now you're doing the Alex Earl
• 27:21
  thing of doing makeup videos while you talk about
• 27:24
  men. But then wonder why you're single. I'm sure
• 27:28
  it's nice if it's on your plane. She's just so
• 27:32
  icky, man. So... That's what you sound like.
• 27:41
  Like, I just don't know how much I want to say
• 27:43
  here, but so... I love that. Well, I guess this
• 27:46
  is relevant. I love when women say that. They
• 27:49
  go, I don't know how much I want to say. And
• 27:52
  then they say everything. Kind of like when someone
• 27:55
  says they love you and then they insult you.
• 27:57
  They're trying to ease the burn. Mm -hmm. But
• 28:01
  you know she got a burn from Elon. Because there's
• 28:04
  so many, and we will address this later. Oh,
• 28:08
  we're totally going to address it. We're all
• 28:10
  worried. The baby trapping scandal, like people
• 28:13
  saying we baby trapped. You are. If you're having
• 28:16
  to address it. You know it's true. So, not exactly
• 28:24
  proud of this, but like. I'm a side chick. I
• 28:28
  was a young hoe, okay. Hell yeah. At least you
• 28:32
  admitted it. Let me go back and hear that. Oh,
• 28:34
  okay. I slept with him on this plane, joined
• 28:39
  the Mile High Club. Yeah! Why did it take you
• 28:44
  52 seconds to get to the good stuff? And the
• 28:48
  first time we engage in coitus... Oh, this is
• 28:52
  a weird way to... This is such a conservative
• 28:54
  girl. Coitus! Do you know what he says to me?
• 28:57
  He literally says, pick a name. Yeah. I think
• 29:02
  the name should be shut up, Musk. 856. 49 hopping.
• 29:10
  Oh, my God. There's a nine -ass over here. She
• 29:14
  looks spicy. She would never shut up. Ah, her
• 29:19
  name is Allison Glowington. And she says women
• 29:23
  should never date men earning at least $20 ,000
• 29:25
  less than them. I know people, I don't even want
• 29:31
  to say, I just know people in my life that have
• 29:32
  made like $150 ,000 more than their significant
• 29:36
  other and they have a good marriage. Let me first
• 29:40
  see if Allison Wellington's in a relationship.
• 29:44
  Is Allison Wellington married or anything like
• 29:49
  that? She is happily married. Good for you. You
• 29:55
  better keep that, man. Because who's going to
• 29:58
  want to date a raggedy woman who's talking about
• 30:02
  money? Problematic on either side. So I say stay
• 30:05
  away from someone who makes significantly less.
• 30:09
  And that's starting at like a $20 ,000. Man,
• 30:13
  if you're around a woman that talks about money,
• 30:15
  she's as vapid as a dead rat. $30 ,000 difference.
• 30:24
  If you're talking about money when it comes to
• 30:27
  a relationship, your husband's probably cheating
• 30:30
  on you because you're just annoying. You put
• 30:32
  out once a week and you're one of those girls.
• 30:35
  It's like, ah, you should be grateful. I put
• 30:38
  out once a week. If we even say the woman makes
• 30:41
  100K, a man making 70K with taxes or say he has
• 30:45
  other children. Which is a case, especially if
• 30:49
  you're dating in your 30s. And I talked about
• 30:51
  this on another episode. Oh, we all heard it.
• 30:54
  We're all running to whatever podcast this is.
• 30:57
  Decisions, decisions, it appears to be called.
• 31:00
  I didn't make the decision to listen to your
• 31:03
  podcast. A lot of men have other children. There's
• 31:05
  child support. There's their own bills. There's
• 31:07
  a lot of things coming out of that. I mean, there
• 31:09
  was something a friend told me recently that
• 31:11
  I like. What? That man's shocking. We're never
• 31:13
  the problem. She... Makes more than her partner.
• 31:18
  Yeah. I don't know by how much, but she said,
• 31:21
  I always wanted my household income to be this
• 31:24
  amount. Yeah. Jobs are underpaying. They're giving
• 31:29
  you more tasks with no more money. And these
• 31:31
  raggedy women are wondering why they're so miserable.
• 31:35
  But you're money focused because you're morons.
• 31:39
  You want to hear a clip that's going viral? I
• 31:45
  have Craig Ferguson flirting with a person on
• 31:48
  his show. Flirt, and I like flirting. I really
• 31:52
  do, I love it. Really? You follow old men around
• 31:55
  flirting with them? No, no, I like the ones who
• 31:58
  engage back. Well, I absolutely... So show me
• 32:03
  what you got. No, you can't put me on the spot
• 32:05
  like that and say show me what you got. You've
• 32:07
  got to walk up to it a little bit. You know,
• 32:09
  bang is hard. Hi, I'm Jeff and I'm no longer
• 32:17
  gay. I love that robot from Craig Ferguson. Late
• 32:23
  night TV is great. I miss that dub show. Better
• 32:27
  than Govira's Latiness. I always thought Craig
• 32:29
  Ferguson should have got to tonight or the late
• 32:31
  show, whatever that stupid show is. And we'll
• 32:34
  talk about that loser later. Chicago drill rapper,
• 32:37
  Ledfo. So that he stepped away from music to
• 32:41
  be a better role model for his son. But I was
• 32:46
  saying, when I got on here, I was saying, like,
• 32:48
  I had stopped rapping and shit a while ago. Got
• 32:53
  it. Because I started to grow, started to heal.
• 32:58
  Uh -huh. As you grow and you heal, your mindset
• 33:01
  change. Yeah, you know, he's been taking some
• 33:03
  mushrooms. He's got a clear head. They said I
• 33:10
  was used to rap about. I couldn't rap about it
• 33:13
  no more. Couldn't rap about it no more. Couldn't
• 33:17
  rap about killing people. Donald Trump says he's
• 33:22
  not sure if he'll make it to Donald Jr.'s wedding.
• 33:28
  He'd like me to go. It's going to be just a small
• 33:31
  little private affair and I'm going to try and
• 33:33
  make it. I'm in the midst. I said, you know,
• 33:36
  this is. Not good timing for me. I have a thing
• 33:38
  called the rad and other things. Yeah, you know,
• 33:41
  starring the warrior man. I love how he acts
• 33:44
  like that's going to stop him from doing things
• 33:46
  in his free time when he's always at Mar -a -Lago.
• 33:48
  There is something going on with him and his
• 33:51
  son. That's one I can't win on. They're both
• 33:54
  losers. If I do attend, I get killed. If I don't
• 33:59
  attend, I get killed. Yeah, I would say probably
• 34:01
  attend. You're a deadbeat loser as you've always
• 34:05
  been. Here's a moment that Neon was blushing
• 34:11
  around Alabama. Barker's fake ass. She's a big
• 34:14
  asshole. What? Can I take this off? I can't listen
• 34:20
  to this. It's just like, I just see her using
• 34:24
  him. And my ex used me for clout. So it's very
• 34:29
  interesting when you see it and you're like,
• 34:31
  I want to just tell a homie to get away from
• 34:33
  that broad. Here's Neon and her talking about
• 34:38
  taking their relationship to the next level.
• 34:41
  And because I'm here. Yeah, of course. Okay.
• 34:43
  And we're going to look for houses, right? Okay.
• 34:46
  Yeah. So they're thinking about buying a house
• 34:49
  together. Gen Z kids are weird. Why did they
• 34:52
  do it? Why would you fall in love? I'm telling
• 34:57
  you. I'm not against dating, but it's just in
• 35:01
  this modern day landscape, not really into like,
• 35:06
  I don't know, not really into dating anymore.
• 35:12
  We all heard my retirement ceremony earlier in
• 35:16
  the week. The ghosting's ridiculous. It's out
• 35:21
  of hand. Oh, Erica Cort, Erica Cort, I don't
• 35:25
  know why I said that. I like Erica Kort better
• 35:28
  than Erica Kirk. Now, Erica Kirk is supporting
• 35:31
  Spencer Pratt, a dirty, rotten moron. Supporting
• 35:36
  another dirty, rotten moron. Bam Margera's ex
• 35:41
  says, do not change custody order. He gave our
• 35:43
  son a cannabis roll -on. Hell yeah! Although
• 35:47
  he appears to be a different man. Alex Rodriguez
• 35:52
  and his hot -ass girlfriend broke up. I saw this
• 35:55
  news. This is crazy. Kyle Busch died. Rest in
• 36:02
  peace. I used to board up NASCAR on 102 .5 The
• 36:07
  Bone, which was riveting radio. And John Brennan
• 36:11
  would always be like, why are we in 15th place
• 36:13
  on Sundays? Because you're airing NASCAR. Mmm.
• 36:20
  You're hearing NASCAR for like a whole freaking
• 36:22
  four hours. And we got Kyle Busch to the left.
• 36:27
  To the left. Let's do a pitch check. Time for
• 36:30
  three minutes of commercials. Take the NASCAR.
• 36:33
  To the left. To the left. To the left. Mm -hmm.
• 36:39
  Here we got Danny Hamlin. Ty Dillon. Oh, yeah,
• 36:44
  to the left. To the left. To the left. Mm -hmm.
• 36:49
  And John Brendan had the nerve to say, I shouldn't
• 36:51
  be on air. Fly me out of there. That was $1 million
• 36:59
  in child support to a stripper. What a deadbeat
• 37:03
  moron. You know that influencer that died, Ashley
• 37:06
  Janine? There was a deep fake video of her fiance,
• 37:11
  Joe McCann, and her getting into it. And it was
• 37:14
  fake. You want to know what song Harry Styles
• 37:19
  loves his virginity to? He said it was Radiohead's
• 37:26
  talk show house. That is a weird thing. You want
• 37:29
  to know how I lost my virginity as a 50 -year
• 37:32
  -old woman named Suzy? And it was right next
• 37:36
  to O 'Hare International Airport in Chicago.
• 37:40
  And she said, put on some music. So I put on
• 37:44
  Pandora. This is in November 2014. You want to
• 37:49
  know what happened? I'm going to tell you what
• 37:51
  happened. Not only did I get my rocks off. No,
• 37:53
  no, no, no. What happened was she put on, I put
• 37:58
  on 2000s rap. I was ahead of the curve on 2000s
• 38:02
  music. I was talking about it before everybody
• 38:03
  else. And the song Freak Lake by Petey Pablo
• 38:11
  came on. It was great. That and commercials.
• 38:15
  You know how Pandora had a minute and a half
• 38:17
  long commercial breaks? Oh, that was the best.
• 38:20
  Getting laid to commercials. Quentin Tarantino
• 38:27
  said it was tense working with Brad Pitt during
• 38:29
  Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah, I don't
• 38:31
  think Brad Pitt's a good guy. Mm -hmm. Starting
• 38:35
  to get that vibe. Helio Felia's dead. We all
• 38:41
  know that. Alicia Andrews has been sentenced
• 38:45
  to a minimum of 15 years in prison. She was convicted
• 38:48
  of manslaughter. I hope it was worth killing
• 38:50
  her. photos are surfacing of Sean Kingston's
• 38:57
  mom looking all happy in prison. Oh yeah. It
• 39:01
  must just be a bang fest there. Spencer Pratt
• 39:07
  is loving getting guns and he's becoming a Republican.
• 39:10
  So he's just copying Trump. He's got no other
• 39:13
  redeeming talent. Hulk Hogan's daughter made
• 39:17
  an insensitive post on social media. She shared
• 39:23
  a photo of her ass in honor of her father. She
• 39:29
  had a caption about her dad and it was a photo
• 39:30
  of her butt. You know what that is? Her dad always
• 39:36
  did want her though. Don Lemon says that he's
• 39:42
  been discriminated against because he's not white.
• 39:44
  No, you've been discriminated against because
• 39:45
  you're a nine. Supposedly, Ethan Slater and Ariana
• 39:49
  Grande's relationship is not doing good. What
• 39:52
  a surprise. Our relationship that began on cheating
• 39:55
  not doing well? No way. I'm so surprised. Jimmy
• 40:02
  Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel paid respect to... I
• 40:08
  forgot his name. Stephen Colbert last night.
• 40:12
  Stephen Colbert took some parting shots at CBS
• 40:17
  and Paramount. Oh, wow, he's so funny. You ain't
• 40:21
  going to get rehired there. And then last night
• 40:24
  he had Ryan Reynolds in the crowd. Oh, yeah.
• 40:26
  That's why you're not on TV. You have no relatability.
• 40:29
  You think anybody wants to see that moron? I
• 40:36
  had a guy named Alan Chambers who was an anti
• 40:38
  -gay, pray the gay away type of conservative.
• 40:42
  He got caught doing this thing that is known
• 40:47
  as trying to solicit a 14 -year -old boy. I mean,
• 40:50
  come on. There's something with Megan Gay. Because
• 40:54
  every single time there's like an RNC convention.
• 41:00
  Megan's always out there on Grindr. The Grindr
• 41:02
  server gets shut down. They're all in the closet.
• 41:05
  It's time for Britney Spears news. Today's news
• 41:07
  is crazy. And this just in, she's crazy. Lame
• 41:30
  luna on the grave, shit queen, her on the board,
• 41:33
  her on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all
• 41:36
  fell for the plan, whole thing's fun, buy the
• 41:38
  soups, not the bands Britney News is back, crap
• 41:41
  crazy, crazy Y 'all got played and the story
• 41:44
  got hazy They sold you a script, y 'all caught
• 41:46
  it in cause But the cash came first, she just
• 41:49
  gave them lies Britney News is back, crap crazy,
• 41:52
  crazy They wrote the whole time, y 'all call
• 41:53
  it amazing Turn that dial, hoppy touch through
• 41:56
  the scam Girl watch show, but it talk like fam
• 41:59
  Yeah, go back joints in the cut we vibin then
• 42:02
  we dive deep in the lousy right team idols push
• 42:06
  like perfect angles Angle or triangle spin spin
• 42:10
  spin to the truth look fake whole fan base make
• 42:13
  like a birthday cake you were hashtags mercenaries
• 42:16
  fans They were private jets you were quicksand
• 42:19
  Britney knows this black crap crazy crazy y 'all
• 42:22
  got played and the story got hazy They sold you
• 42:25
  a script y 'all caught it at cost but the cash
• 42:27
  came first you just gave Oh, yeah. Oh yeah! So
• 43:20
  there you go. That was Britney Spears news. I
• 43:23
  saw this headline and I had to make sure this
• 43:24
  was not fake news. So when Britney Spears got
• 43:31
  pulled over for her DUI, she offered them lasagna
• 43:35
  and a pool party. While we're talking, can you
• 43:45
  just do me a favor? Can you turn the vehicle
• 43:47
  off? Can you go up there and do it so I'm not
• 43:51
  on the street when I'm not following you guys?
• 43:54
  No, can I go follow you up there so I'm not on
• 43:56
  the street with all these people? I can't even
• 44:02
  hear her. Shut up. You're 45 years old. You ain't
• 44:20
  28. in cuffs and under arrest oh yeah britney
• 44:29
  wearing a dress and a hat being escorted by a
• 44:32
  highway patrol officer and for the first time
• 44:34
  we're seeing and hearing what went down that
• 44:36
  night oh yeah she offered them lasagna and a
• 44:39
  pool party this is what she should have offered
• 44:41
  oh yeah get the work she asked the officer about
• 44:47
  her phone Yeah, your phone's in your purse. The
• 44:51
  dash cam video obtained by TMZ. I love to say
• 44:55
  who obtained. There's like a competition amongst
• 44:58
  these news sites. also see her taking and failing
• 45:01
  a sobriety test. All right, there you go. Inside
• 45:04
  of the road, with three cops present, you can
• 45:07
  see the moment she was put in cuffs. 911 emergency,
• 45:11
  what are you reporting? I'm reporting a erratic
• 45:14
  driving person. I'm just dumb, bro. After the
• 45:18
  disturbing 911 calls that led to Brittany's shocking
• 45:21
  arrest. What is it doing? It's in and out of
• 45:24
  lanes, erratically slamming on the brakes. It's
• 45:28
  almost side swiping. a couple of youth pools.
• 45:29
  I'm just worried that they're going to crash
• 45:32
  into somebody. Page six, obtain the audio of
• 45:34
  multiple callers describing the 44 -year -old.
• 45:37
  So there you go. Ah, brain name. So you know
• 45:41
  how I say the royal family is awesome? The Kardashians.
• 45:47
  It's time for royal family and Kardashian news.
• 45:49
  Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo,
• 45:55
  yo, yo, yo. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Newsflash,
• 46:01
  happy hour, got the tea spillin' Rose and Kardashian's
• 46:05
  dumb nepo villains Crowns made of clout, castles
• 46:08
  built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's
• 46:11
  fair game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in
• 46:14
  the suit Go to spoons in their mouths, they don't
• 46:16
  chew Just a hand -me -down throne, earn nothing
• 46:20
  But they claim the zone Royal family, Kardashian
• 46:24
  crew Nothin' new, just the same old view Naples
• 46:28
  babies riding on a silver spoon Turn the dial,
• 46:31
  hop, he's breaking the tune Royal family, Kardashian
• 46:34
  crew Nothing new, just the same old view Naples
• 46:38
  babies riding on a silver spoon Turn the dial,
• 46:42
  hop, he's breaking the tune King Charles with
• 46:45
  his face on a pound But no way to the wisdom,
• 46:47
  just a hollow sound Kims and Pop make up them
• 46:51
  scandals Selling us drama like lit birthday candles
• 46:54
  Suits and tiaras, fake realities bloom From Buckingham
• 46:58
  halls to Calabasas rooms Hoppy's mic sharp, cut
• 47:01
  through the facade Dropping bars heavy, no applause
• 47:04
  for the fraud Radio waves, truth in the static,
• 47:08
  calling out the fakes Systematic, from palaces
• 47:11
  to mansions, all the same A radio station is
• 47:26
  apologizing for a major royal blunder. Radio
• 47:29
  Caroline in Essex, England accidentally announced
• 47:35
  the death of King Charles May 19th. and is now
• 47:39
  apologizing for, quote, any distress caused.
• 47:42
  The radio station posted a statement on its Facebook
• 47:45
  page from its manager, Peter Moore, who blamed
• 47:48
  a computer glitch on the incident. Blame the
• 47:52
  computers. Reads, quote, due to a computer error
• 47:55
  at our main studio, the death of a monarch procedure,
• 47:57
  which. So what it is is they probably had a preloaded
• 48:00
  thing, kind of like when someone dies and then
• 48:01
  CNN's ready. They probably launched it too soon.
• 48:04
  While UK stations hold in readiness while hoping
• 48:07
  not to require. So there you go. There's, um...
• 48:11
  And there's this right here. I just... I said
• 48:18
  there's this right here. Kylie Jenner is making
• 48:22
  it known. Timothee Chalamet is her man. The 28
• 48:25
  -year -old commented under a TikTok of her...
• 48:27
  God, he's got BD for all days. Her boyfriend
• 48:30
  walking out of the tunnel at Madison Square Garden.
• 48:33
  There's this, um... And then here's Chloe in
• 48:36
  Wonderland. Mm -hmm. She says she doesn't know
• 48:41
  what to do when people cry. Well, yeah, look
• 48:43
  at who your mother is. Because it's more like
• 48:45
  intimate. It's like a one -on -one setting, but
• 48:48
  they always confess the craziest to me. And I
• 48:51
  know my teams can't believe me because I'm like,
• 48:54
  something like this can't happen that much. I'll
• 48:56
  literally send them voice notes like, you're
• 48:58
  going to die. No, this person's having an affair
• 49:00
  with someone. Oh, yeah. Like, I'll like go on
• 49:03
  and on and on. Yeah. Tears, the crying. The crying's
• 49:07
  always, people cry around me a lot and you don't
• 49:09
  love it. Well, I never know what to do because
• 49:12
  some people want hugs. Some people are like,
• 49:14
  don't touch me if I'm crying. So you can touch
• 49:16
  me all night, babe. Like, I never know which
• 49:18
  way to go. So I'll be like, and I smile at really
• 49:23
  weird situations. There you go. You must be fun
• 49:25
  at funerals. 856 -49 -HOPPY. All right. I'm going
• 49:33
  to go to the break room and get a can of Coca
• 49:34
  -Cola. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for
• 49:44
  Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy
• 49:51
  Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 49:54
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 49:57
  I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The
• 50:04
  semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 50:07
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 50:10
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
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  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 50:19
  back. You know how I do this every Friday. Every
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  day of my weekend. We'll be right back. You blame
• 50:54
  it, make it rain, but it drop, literally Okay,
• 50:57
  nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't Puerto
• 51:00
  Rican Michael Jackson, PC, my ice to rock is
• 51:03
  Christmas Well, I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian
• 51:07
  Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a
• 51:10
  rabid Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban, tunes
• 51:12
  from a gallows, man My car sit so high, don't
• 51:15
  stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,
• 51:18
  man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five
• 51:21
  bottles of that goose, I get a loose, man You,
• 51:24
  you playin', do that on my handstand I do this
• 51:27
  shit every day, ballin's in my plan Girl, ballin'
• 51:30
  up a nine -to -five, mean it's crooked, you a
• 51:33
  liar You don't walk, it's kind of beat, you a
• 51:35
  dick, I'm sippin' light Hurses to be verses,
• 51:37
  nigga, you just sweet I heard you, I heard you,
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  I heard you, I heard you, I heard you I just
• 53:09
  won't write on end why you lame niggas look bitch
• 53:14
  Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all
• 53:16
  was clubbing in the station. And my nigga, you
• 53:19
  ain't alone. You can see the insides. First,
• 53:22
  they take they shirt off. Second, when they hear
• 53:24
  our songs, then they take they shirt off. Third,
• 53:27
  she gonna serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out.
• 53:29
  Four hours later, fuck us all. I was like, wow.
• 53:33
  Y 'all got milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash
• 53:35
  cow. Every day, my weekend, living life on a
• 53:38
  fad. Every day, my weekend. We gon' ball. We
• 53:50
  gon' ball every day. Oh, shit. What? Every day
• 54:06
  my weekend. Man, I ball. Man, I ball every night.
• 54:11
  Every day my weekend. We gon' ball. We gon' ball
• 54:17
  every night. There you go. We're 54 minutes into
• 54:33
  this madness. Let's check in with some of my
• 54:39
  homies. Hey, what's up? This is Eddie Volkman
• 54:41
  from the Eddie and Jobo radio show, and you're
• 54:44
  listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hey,
• 54:47
  this is Eddie Volkman from Star 96 .7, and you're
• 54:50
  listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oops.
• 54:53
  Hi, this is Rod Ryan from the Rod Ryan Show in
• 54:55
  Houston, Texas, and you're listening to the Hoppy
• 54:59
  Hour. Hey, this is Meredith from Oh and the Freak
• 55:01
  Show on Wild 94 .1 in Tampa Bay, and you're listening
• 55:04
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. He had daddy issues
• 55:08
  and is attracted to women with them. Welcome
• 55:10
  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to
• 55:16
  Hoppy Hour. And now for something completely
• 55:28
  different. Door is closing. Door is closing.
• 56:22
  Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened
• 56:26
  to radio show on the planet. The other stations
• 56:30
  are tuned in too. Turn it up, turn it loud. Oh,
• 56:49
  yeah. Put it back to the wall. Yeah, we're live
• 56:52
  right now. Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't hold
• 56:55
  back. Pete, he don't blow tap. Lines ring hot
• 56:58
  when he talk that talk. Sex, bad dates, all your
• 57:00
  late night thoughts. Celebrity mess, yeah, name
• 57:02
  that name. Laugh through the teeth, through the
• 57:04
  love, through the shame. Watch your old school
• 57:05
  jams while the stories roll through. If you know,
• 57:07
  then you know that's the happy hour mood. It's
• 57:08
  the happy hour. Happy hour. From St. Pete out
• 57:12
  to the world so wide. Hit play later. 8 -5 -6.
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  4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.
• 58:11
  From St. Pete out to the world so wild. I got
• 58:14
  it. Play, let it shout. Let it shout. All that
• 58:19
  truth you feel ain't still alive. Turn it up
• 58:23
  a little louder. Talk your love, your lust, your
• 58:25
  ride or die. It's the hobby hour. Hobby hour.
• 58:30
  With Ryan. Pete drop time, bitch. Wild type ride.
• 58:43
  Oh, sure. I got it. Water. Mm -hmm. Yeah, yeah.
• 58:53
  From the pier, lights to the lake, flights everywhere.
• 58:55
  Tuned in, locked on that vibe from the bay. Breeze
• 58:58
  to the big screens. If you need that real talk,
• 59:00
  you already know why. It's the Hoppy Hour. It
• 59:02
  is the Hoppy Hour. From St. Pete out to the world.
• 59:05
  So why, why, why? Hit play, let it shower. Let
• 59:10
  it shower. Yum. All that truth you find. What's
• 59:16
  going on? Oh, yeah! 856 -49 -OP. 856 -49 -OP.
• 59:32
  It's a happy hour. It's a happy hour. You like
• 59:42
  that transition? Okay, a slow -motion cat fight
• 59:48
  on the set of Baywatch. There are two women vying
• 59:51
  for the position of next Pam Anderson. I added
• 59:54
  nothing and I beat that hot piece of ass in the
• 59:56
  90s. Libby Dunn and Brooks Nader. Libby Dunn
• 1:00:00
  isn't blusty enough, let's be honest. The two
• 1:00:03
  competing. Can I tell you something? I know Brooks.
• 1:00:05
  We're gonna have a second date. We're in a hotel.
• 1:00:08
  She's absolutely a star. So you're pulling for
• 1:00:10
  Brooks. I'm just saying, I know Brooks and I
• 1:00:12
  don't know Libby. Should we bring in Libby? You
• 1:00:14
  wanna meet her? Honestly, I can only. Handle
• 1:00:15
  one hot jack. He's so gay. Jacob got Tim Kaine
• 1:00:23
  and asked him about the Taylor Travis prenup.
• 1:00:26
  Oh yeah, the important things. Considering which
• 1:00:30
  states have favorable prenup laws. If you're
• 1:00:33
  spending too much time thinking about the prenup
• 1:00:36
  for the wedding. If there is a prenup, I really
• 1:00:40
  think it's going to be. I think that's a good
• 1:00:41
  point. He knows what he's talking about. Travis
• 1:00:46
  saying, here, just sign it and make it easy.
• 1:00:48
  Yeah, sign it and make it easy. What's mine is
• 1:00:49
  mine and what's yours is half mine. We got Jason
• 1:00:56
  Derulo. Of course, he is a singer and a song.
• 1:00:57
  He was like making the tour across the East Coast.
• 1:01:01
  It was weird. He was, I think he might have gone
• 1:01:04
  on the Joe show, but he was like at iHeartMedia.
• 1:01:08
  I saw my homie Chris Mathis got to meet him.
• 1:01:10
  I remember Chris Mathis was like a kid when I
• 1:01:12
  knew that it was us. I'm sure he's on Cloud 9.
• 1:01:14
  I love Chris. One of the few good people at iHeartMedia.
• 1:01:17
  It's Tampa Bay. And he went to like Atlanta,
• 1:01:20
  and he went to like, not Chris Mathis, Jason
• 1:01:24
  Drillo went to like Atlanta, and then like Georgia,
• 1:01:26
  and Washington, D .C. He was making like the
• 1:01:29
  East Coast trip. He's hanging out with my homie
• 1:01:31
  Fred. songwriter so we ask him his thoughts about
• 1:01:34
  ai and music i'm actually excited for ai to make
• 1:01:38
  music better yeah jason derulo man i am gay but
• 1:01:42
  he is not bad looking like music's not as good
• 1:01:44
  now because you can just have a computer do a
• 1:01:46
  lot of stuff well that's what i'm doing all right
• 1:01:47
  this is where they start talking for like 30
• 1:01:49
  seconds i'll do the tongue in here all right
• 1:01:54
  let me load up the hoppy hot topic because if
• 1:01:56
  i hadn't Yeah, I was going to say if I had not
• 1:02:00
  had it loaded, this would have played, but it
• 1:02:02
  didn't play it anyway. Oh, yeah, baked at happy
• 1:02:04
  hour. We've been back five minutes. I'm very
• 1:02:09
  delirious today. I'm delirious. I'm out of my
• 1:02:14
  mind. Any other radio DJ takes a day off on Friday.
• 1:02:19
  Howard Stern does like two shows a month. No,
• 1:02:23
  I get that he's Howard Stern, but... I'm here
• 1:02:27
  for you. Your kids sitting in coach while you
• 1:02:35
  sitting in first class. Did you see that? The
• 1:02:37
  kids were in a separate class of service. Yes.
• 1:02:42
  All right. It's Andy Khan talking to Nicholas
• 1:02:45
  Shea. You know how Andy Khan wants to blow him.
• 1:02:47
  My mom bought those tickets. It's Jessica Simpson
• 1:02:52
  walking through the airport. It was my mom's
• 1:02:56
  dream for us to go to Hawaii. Jessica Simpson
• 1:03:00
  is setting the record straight on why her three
• 1:03:02
  kids flew economy while she sat in first class.
• 1:03:06
  Because she's a brat. We had a great flight.
• 1:03:10
  It was fun. If you bought it, they sit with you?
• 1:03:13
  Of course. All right. Well, that explains everything,
• 1:03:16
  Jess. There you go. Is that a moron? Seems like
• 1:03:21
  she'd be insufferable today. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:03:24
  I didn't have her. Shut up. Rumor Willis gets
• 1:03:28
  candid about her split from her ex. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:31
  On the May 18th episode of the... She's hot,
• 1:03:34
  but she seems like trouble. Inside Edit Podcast,
• 1:03:38
  the 37 -year -old who shares two -year -old daughter
• 1:03:41
  Luetta with her ex Derek Richard Thomas explains
• 1:03:44
  to friend Maeve Riley that watching her get married
• 1:03:48
  was a turning point in her own relationship.
• 1:03:51
  Your wedding literally was a huge reckoning moment
• 1:03:55
  for me in my life. This is a very good story.
• 1:03:58
  Is it? Because you were afraid people were going
• 1:04:01
  to turn out of your podcast. heard your vows
• 1:04:04
  and i just realized that the situation i was
• 1:04:07
  in was never gonna look like that oh no because
• 1:04:10
  you're never the problem that is the man never
• 1:04:17
  gonna look at something in the mirror and go
• 1:04:18
  i might be a problem No matter how much effort
• 1:04:23
  I put in. The daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce
• 1:04:25
  Willis. That's the problem. Demi Moore is a mom.
• 1:04:29
  She hasn't done much dating since she and Derek
• 1:04:32
  parted ways in 2024. I feel that too, honey.
• 1:04:36
  I don't know. You know what's the worst? Dating.
• 1:04:42
  When you think you have a catch. Hitting the
• 1:04:45
  coast on you. Can't whisper. The friendly ghost.
• 1:04:49
  The friendliest ghost. Ain't no good. Nobody
• 1:04:55
  likes getting ghosted on. Getting dumped. Whatever.
• 1:04:58
  There's communication there. The ghosting, there's
• 1:05:01
  no communication. Like, like, like, as awful
• 1:05:03
  as breakups are. Breakups are terrible. They're
• 1:05:06
  bad for your mental health. They're really bad
• 1:05:09
  for men. For women, they can move on a day later
• 1:05:12
  and get all wet and bang someone else. But what
• 1:05:14
  is a guy? We covet the woman. Mm -hmm. We got
• 1:05:18
  pop -up beer energy, and that's how that works.
• 1:05:22
  And what happens is when a man goes through a
• 1:05:24
  breakup, at least there's communication. Like,
• 1:05:27
  I don't want them at the bay, whatever. But then
• 1:05:30
  what happens is, like, a woman can be like, yeah,
• 1:05:34
  I'm going to go get laid. Let's go to the bar
• 1:05:37
  and have a little skanky. No! Happy hot topic!
• 1:05:42
  Catherine McPhee says she's feeling confused
• 1:05:44
  over Chrishell Stouse's harsh words about her
• 1:05:47
  relationship history, revealing her... Yeah,
• 1:05:49
  you know, that woman, whoever that woman is,
• 1:05:51
  is not as famous as Catherine McPhee. No one's
• 1:05:53
  thinking about her, so she needs other women
• 1:05:56
  for clout. And do you notice this thing I preach
• 1:05:59
  every day on this very show? Mm -hmm. Women claim.
• 1:06:04
  That men are trying to bring them down. Oh, they
• 1:06:06
  are. You know what I'm noticing though? Women
• 1:06:12
  are bringing down women. Take on the alleged
• 1:06:14
  beef on E! News' Instagram. The singer com -
• 1:06:17
  I love to stay on their Instagram. Look at us!
• 1:06:20
  It's on our Instagram! Commenting under E! News'
• 1:06:23
  Instagram May 20th, responding to one curious
• 1:06:25
  commenter who wanted to know what Kaepern said
• 1:06:28
  to spark an exchange between Chris Shell and
• 1:06:30
  the American Idol alum. Riding along with a heart
• 1:06:33
  emoji. Honestly, I have no idea. I am just as
• 1:06:36
  confused about this controversy as you. LMAO.
• 1:06:39
  Ah, it's so stupid. Still living, not getting
• 1:06:43
  along. Rev it and call the presses. I don't care.
• 1:06:50
  I saw this headline here. This is very woke.
• 1:06:59
  Quinta Brunson is drawing up something iconic.
• 1:07:03
  On May 20th, Variety reports that Quinta is set
• 1:07:06
  to play Betty Boop in a... So Betty Boop was
• 1:07:08
  white and now she's black. She better have a
• 1:07:10
  fat ass. Feature film adaptation. Everyone's
• 1:07:14
  upset. If you're upset over a Betty Boop cartoon,
• 1:07:17
  you got some problems in the club. Happy Hot
• 1:07:21
  Topic! Hey, family. Hey! Mm -hmm. Woo -hoo! This
• 1:07:31
  is Sherry Shepard. Sign off. I'm going to miss
• 1:07:36
  you. Wow. This is it. This is the last episode
• 1:07:44
  of Sherry. I have a joke about the term this
• 1:07:47
  is it. I remember when the Michael Jackson movie
• 1:07:50
  came out and it's called this is it. My mom was
• 1:07:52
  like, it should be called this is shit. Sherry
• 1:07:55
  Shepard in tears as she signs off her talk show
• 1:07:58
  for good. Yeah! I thought I was getting naked.
• 1:08:07
  I never noticed you. Here you go. Here I got
• 1:08:14
  Sherry Shepard. Matthew Perry's mom, Susanna
• 1:08:23
  Morrison, condemns his assistant's actions in
• 1:08:26
  a heart -wrenching letter. Listen. I'm not the
• 1:08:30
  very sure he's funny as Chandler. He gave me
• 1:08:34
  a couple of chuckles. But there's an overall
• 1:08:37
  problem here. There's the inact accountability.
• 1:08:42
  What do I mean by that? Listen, was it wrong
• 1:08:46
  what they did to Matthew? Yes. But Matthew had
• 1:08:49
  the one to help out Matthew. In a victim impact
• 1:08:53
  statement obtained by E! News May 21st, the mother
• 1:08:56
  of the late Friends star calls out Kenneth Iwamasa,
• 1:08:59
  Harry's assistant at the time of his 2023 death,
• 1:09:03
  who in 2024 pleaded guilty to conspiracy to distribute
• 1:09:07
  ketamine in connection to Matthew's passing.
• 1:09:10
  Ahead of Iwamasa's sentencing, Morrison writes,
• 1:09:13
  Iwamasa's most important job was to act as -
• 1:09:16
  Whatever, dude. Your kid was doomed. Unfortunately.
• 1:09:21
  what's up i'm jack avery jack avery reacting
• 1:09:25
  to a pretty terrifying situation this is his
• 1:09:29
  axe trying to kill him someone hired someone
• 1:09:32
  to kill me after his ex influencer gabby gonzalez
• 1:09:35
  was arrested for that alleged plot she's a hot
• 1:09:38
  piece of ass isn't she so i'm gonna play his
• 1:09:42
  music so i can't play the clip but that happened
• 1:09:44
  and then this happened Alex Rodriguez is a single
• 1:09:47
  man. Three years after the former MLB star showed
• 1:09:50
  off his romance. You know, he's got to be insufferable
• 1:09:54
  today. Jacqueline Cordero. The fitness trainer
• 1:09:58
  confirms they have broken up. I'm sure he cheated.
• 1:10:03
  Hey, it's us. Even in sports. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:10:09
  Zendaya and Tom Holland have added another little
• 1:10:11
  one to their growing family. That is so cute.
• 1:10:15
  The Euphoria star reveals the couple's home is
• 1:10:17
  filled with the pitter -patter of little feet.
• 1:10:19
  Four, to be precise. Zendaya tells Elle magazine
• 1:10:22
  in an interview published May 21st that she and
• 1:10:25
  her actor fiancé have adopted another dog together.
• 1:10:29
  I don't believe it's a fiancé. I think they're
• 1:10:30
  married and she didn't like that her little gay
• 1:10:34
  hairdresser announced it. What's going on with
• 1:10:37
  this moron? Happy Hot Topic! Overnight, Stephen
• 1:10:43
  Colbert hosting the final late show on... No!
• 1:10:46
  I'm kidding. No! How am I going to survive without
• 1:10:50
  Stephen Colbert? CBS. If you're just tuning into
• 1:10:55
  the late show, you missed a lot. Are you funny?
• 1:10:59
  You missed me talking about Trump every single
• 1:11:02
  night because I have nothing else. Colbert trying
• 1:11:06
  to do a normal show. This isn't goodbye. How
• 1:11:10
  do you start an OnlyFans? No funny! But he kept
• 1:11:17
  getting interrupted by celebrities, all vying
• 1:11:19
  to be his final guest. A surprise celebrity.
• 1:11:23
  That's Bryan Cranston. Amio popping up out of
• 1:11:26
  nowhere? No, Bryan, those always feel kind of
• 1:11:29
  forced. At least you're admitting it. Paul, why
• 1:11:33
  are you interrupting me? I'm just curious. Paul
• 1:11:35
  Rudd! It's when our interview starts. Jay, why
• 1:11:41
  is he going out there? Extremely long poem I
• 1:11:44
  want to recite. Ryan, it's great to see you.
• 1:11:46
  Oh, and Ryan Reynolds, the king of likability.
• 1:11:49
  Jay. I hate to tell you, buddy, you're not my
• 1:11:52
  last guest. Ouchie. The night building to a big
• 1:11:56
  surprise. God, it's so cringe. People liked Colbert
• 1:12:00
  because he was very unspoken about the president.
• 1:12:04
  But humor -wise, he is not funny. Colbert, a
• 1:12:08
  devout Catholic, teeing up an interview with
• 1:12:10
  Pope Leo. Of course he's Catholic. That's why
• 1:12:13
  he's not funny. Colbert, you call that a Chicago
• 1:12:16
  dog? Pope don't play. Wow, so it's a fake Pope.
• 1:12:20
  Wow, it's hilarious. So funny. We're all over
• 1:12:25
  here laughing so hard. Not at all. We heard that
• 1:12:29
  Stephen Colbert So this is a Byron Allen being
• 1:12:32
  interviewed about taking over the slot. We heard
• 1:12:36
  that Stephen Colbert gave you a little shout
• 1:12:38
  -out, wrote you a note. Is that right? Yeah.
• 1:12:40
  What did he say to you? We exchanged numbers.
• 1:12:43
  And I texted him. And I said, do you want to
• 1:12:45
  have breakfast? And he texted back, yes. That's
• 1:12:48
  going to be ugly. And I said, what time and where?
• 1:12:51
  He said, 10 a .m. I love these boomers in the
• 1:12:53
  comments. I'm done with CBS! Dave, we're losing
• 1:12:59
  $20 million a year. $20 million. So I go to his
• 1:13:05
  hotel. We sit down for breakfast. We had gay
• 1:13:08
  sex. And it went all the way into lunch. Nice.
• 1:13:11
  And we had gay sex. And we shared stories. I'm
• 1:13:18
  making the company money. And you're not. It's
• 1:13:22
  so weird to think those are... that the late
• 1:13:25
  show, whatever you want to say about it currently,
• 1:13:27
  but this legendary brand that every boomer watched
• 1:13:30
  after a hard day of work in the 90s and 2000s,
• 1:13:34
  that now it's nothing more than a relic of the
• 1:13:39
  past. And the show of comics unleashed that was
• 1:13:44
  on, I don't know, 1 a .m. every night, and Norm
• 1:13:48
  Macdonald is famously known for saying, That
• 1:13:51
  it's not very unleashed. That's the replacement.
• 1:13:56
  How the mighty fall. There is this one time.
• 1:14:01
  I was out to eat and I believe a crab is on my
• 1:14:04
  ex and her very nice mom. And her mom goes. We
• 1:14:12
  were talking about Mike Carlton, his radio show.
• 1:14:14
  And she goes, all empires fall. And me and her
• 1:14:18
  broke up four months later. Not me and her mom,
• 1:14:20
  me and her ex. What I'm saying is, I always remember
• 1:14:23
  that moment. All empires fall. And the empire,
• 1:14:28
  known as the Late Show, is long gone. Well, not
• 1:14:32
  long gone. It's just been gone for a day, but
• 1:14:34
  it's gone forever. Here is... Byron Allen talking
• 1:14:41
  to TMZ about replacing Colbert. How do you do
• 1:14:45
  a late night funny show where you don't deal
• 1:14:50
  with politics? Because it feels like... That's
• 1:14:52
  all there is. Are you talking about the price
• 1:14:54
  of flights? That's the hub. Yeah, you know...
• 1:14:59
  Also, people don't realize they have like 500
• 1:15:01
  million pre -recorded episodes. Look, we've been
• 1:15:04
  doing this show for 20 years. Comics Unleashed
• 1:15:07
  with Byron Allen. We put that on back in 2006.
• 1:15:11
  And back then, in 2006, I said, look, we're making
• 1:15:15
  comedy that's evergreen. We want it to be funny
• 1:15:18
  20 years from now, 40, 60. That's good. I love
• 1:15:22
  that. Colbert's got this. I like a body about
• 1:15:25
  him. Bye. Byron Allen has that daddy energy.
• 1:15:31
  So let's not talk about politics. Let's not,
• 1:15:34
  you know, let's... Hey, I am so losing interest.
• 1:15:37
  I have that saying. If I'm bored, you're bored.
• 1:15:40
  I don't care. What's going on here? Go right
• 1:15:46
  up on the mic. Ryan Hockey on the mic, breaking
• 1:15:50
  down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
• 1:15:53
  Oh yeah! Last night, there's the Cavaliers losing
• 1:16:01
  game two. Now they're down two outs to the Knicks.
• 1:16:04
  And they gotta win both games at home. They really
• 1:16:09
  messed up by giving the job to James Harden and
• 1:16:15
  trading Darius Garland. They still could have
• 1:16:18
  used the clutch player last night. Donovan Mitchell
• 1:16:22
  can only do so much. All right. I know about
• 1:16:31
  crazy X's. They are. It's never me. All right.
• 1:16:38
  So right here is Carmelo Anthony talking about
• 1:16:41
  how he thinks Dylan Brooks is. The professional
• 1:16:44
  perspective is that this ain't about Bron. This
• 1:16:46
  is my Canadian teammates. I'm coming to see my
• 1:16:49
  guy. It just so happened he's playing against
• 1:16:51
  a mother****** I don't like. That's how I'm going
• 1:16:53
  to look at it. Now, my perspective is **** out
• 1:16:59
  of here. It's all about Dylan Brooks being underneath
• 1:17:02
  the hoop. Because. Well, come on. He's a part
• 1:17:05
  of Clutch Sports, which is LeBron's cult. So,
• 1:17:08
  of course, he's going to side with LeBron. We
• 1:17:11
  got beef. If you showing up to the workplace
• 1:17:13
  and you trying to put this show on, then you
• 1:17:16
  disrespected me now. Yeah, because I got beef,
• 1:17:18
  moron. Here is Steve Nash and LeBron talking
• 1:17:22
  about when LeBron will retire. Where is your
• 1:17:24
  mind right now? Why does anybody think that an
• 1:17:28
  egomaniac like LeBron James would retire in the
• 1:17:32
  offseason? He's going to want a goodbye party.
• 1:17:35
  He doesn't want to have his last game be getting
• 1:17:38
  blown up by the thunder and swept. Where is your
• 1:17:41
  mind right now? Are you thinking about it every
• 1:17:43
  day? Are you getting close to feeling a direction?
• 1:17:46
  Or are you just like, I need some time still?
• 1:17:48
  Yeah. I'm still in the moment. No, you're not.
• 1:17:51
  You're coming back next year. Stop lying. Stop
• 1:17:55
  lying to us. Like, just taking my time and saying
• 1:17:58
  I haven't even really thought about it. I haven't
• 1:18:01
  thought about it. I've been too busy banging
• 1:18:02
  my snow bunnies. I mean, Savannah, I never have
• 1:18:05
  any snow bunnies in Toronto. Happy hour. Happy
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  hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:18:30
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• 1:18:36
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  How are you? How are you? You doing good? We're
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  hanging out. It's been Hoppy Hour. 8 -5 -6. 49
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  Hoppy. Here's a new song on the obscure playlist.
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  Here is Penny Woods with Lil Wayne and Kanye
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  West. Be alright. We'll all be alright or we'll
• 1:19:16
  be dead. When I was broke is a joke, people used
• 1:19:33
  to hate on me Now I'm old, I don't need your
• 1:19:36
  money I'm a B .I., B .I., B .I. I'm old, I'm
• 1:19:41
  a B .I., B .I., B .I. Back in the day, shawty
• 1:19:46
  wouldn't even play Now it's hard for me to keep
• 1:19:48
  shawty to leave But shawty, I'm a B .I., B .I.,
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  B .I. I'm old, I'm a B .I., B .I., B .I. But
• 1:20:03
  slowly he start rollin' deep and bitches start
• 1:20:05
  to notice me And now I'm on the top, in the spot
• 1:20:08
  where I supposed to be There used to be no hope
• 1:20:11
  for me, cause hoes don't fuck with broken seats
• 1:20:13
  Used to try to holler, they was quick to tell
• 1:20:15
  me, nigga, please Get some cheese, I got some
• 1:20:17
  cheese, let them chickens flock to me Though
• 1:20:19
  obviously I should be dogging them like they
• 1:20:21
  was dogging me But awkwardly I disagree, I give
• 1:20:24
  them dick in disbelief Ain't nothing changed,
• 1:20:26
  I'm still the same, it's a little more A whole
• 1:20:29
  lot of drink, get a lot more free All of a sudden
• 1:20:31
  everybody know me This part of the game, you
• 1:20:33
  can ask Coach A No sign, no reason, me to tell
• 1:20:34
  the whole thing Let's go I do me like masturbation
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  Young money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga
• 1:21:10
  Bet my funeral be over back with real niggas
• 1:21:13
  Started on the blacktop with a few pieces of
• 1:21:15
  crack rock Now it's just hip -hop and this motherfuckin'
• 1:21:18
  black rock Earn my stripes like a motherfuckin'
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  black sock Now it's like I didn't hit the motherfuckin'
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  jackpot Hurricane Katrina hits that motherfuckin'
• 1:21:28
  backdrop Man, you know them niggas got that motherfuckin'
• 1:21:31
  back high I'm tryin' to see how to get that I'm
• 1:21:36
  a B .I. I was broke, here's a joke people used
• 1:21:40
  to hate Now I don't know what you heard about
• 1:22:11
  me From the bottom to the top, we comin' up Now
• 1:22:16
  I don't know what you heard about me From the
• 1:22:19
  bottom to the top, we comin' up Now I don't know
• 1:22:22
  what you heard about me From the bottom to the
• 1:22:26
  top, we comin' up Now I'm takin' Kodak, start
• 1:22:30
  rippin' off your low jack You can treat me like
• 1:22:32
  a doughnut, it's a trip and come or come back
• 1:22:35
  Sittin' back in that Maybach, ain't seen no curses
• 1:22:37
  way back You get that, they gon' stay there This
• 1:22:40
  baby bricks don't play that You test my filet
• 1:22:42
  mignon, gotta stick with me through the mess
• 1:22:43
  and gravy You do this, stick with me through
• 1:22:45
  the storms, and bitch, you gotta pay me I heard
• 1:22:48
  about your baby, and all that ain't my baby So
• 1:22:51
  quit saying that's my baby, well, you know that
• 1:22:53
  ain't my baby It's funny how that money have
• 1:22:55
  them foaming like the rapists Kind of like them
• 1:22:58
  slumbers marked the comments in the 80s Hell,
• 1:23:00
  I got my first piece of ass in a crack house
• 1:23:03
  You know what I'm talking about, it might have
• 1:23:05
  been your mom house, baby Is it joking? Use the
• 1:23:08
  hate on me now Let's get back to it for the last
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  segment. Welcome to Happy Hour. Now for something
• 1:24:13
  completely different. Door is closing. Happy
• 1:25:01
  hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here
• 1:25:09
  it is. The most listened to radio show on the
• 1:25:13
  planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
• 1:25:52
  You saw the news. Aaron Rodgers retired. Bye,
• 1:25:59
  bitch. Thanks for all the trauma as a Bears fan
• 1:26:07
  crushing us over and over again. Now I know that's
• 1:26:11
  a part of his job. I get it. Doesn't mean it's
• 1:26:15
  any less traumatizing. Every time you needed
• 1:26:20
  the... Bears to win a game against Aaron Rodgers.
• 1:26:23
  He would crush your soul all over. And it was
• 1:26:28
  bad. It was traumatizing. He was unstoppable.
• 1:26:33
  He was like LeBron, not the greatest player ever,
• 1:26:36
  but just so good at what he did. And now he's
• 1:26:41
  a doddering old man. Passes prime. Mm -hmm. That
• 1:26:48
  is... I got it. To the NFL now in a major career
• 1:27:02
  update from one of the league's biggest stars,
• 1:27:04
  Aaron Rodgers says, Bye, bitch. This upcoming
• 1:27:08
  season will be his last. That is so Airbnb and
• 1:27:12
  Savannah Guthrie. Not knowing where the fuck
• 1:27:14
  your mom is when you're talking about this, man.
• 1:27:16
  42 -year -old quarterback saying yesterday, quote,
• 1:27:18
  this is it. The future Hall of Famer signed a
• 1:27:21
  one -year deal this week to play. One -year deal.
• 1:27:24
  Another season for the Pittsburgh Steelers. That'll
• 1:27:26
  be his 22nd year in the NFL. There you go. I
• 1:27:30
  forgot to play this earlier when we went to a
• 1:27:34
  break. And Vienna's happy tips. But I like Charles
• 1:27:39
  Barkley. But as he's getting older, some of his
• 1:27:43
  opinions are starting to get a little... I don't
• 1:27:45
  know what the word is. Boomerish! That's the
• 1:27:48
  word! Boomerish! Little, okay, Boomer. He thinks
• 1:27:53
  all different streaming services to watch the
• 1:27:56
  games is disrespectful to fans. Even though everybody
• 1:27:59
  bitching about the streaming services are all
• 1:28:01
  older people that have cable. Nobody my age was
• 1:28:04
  able to watch the NBA prior to this year because
• 1:28:06
  no one had TNT. And you had to pay $95 a month
• 1:28:10
  to have YouTube TV. Now you can have Amazon,
• 1:28:13
  you can have Hulu, and you can have Peacock for
• 1:28:16
  $50 combined. So what I'm saying is... For the
• 1:28:21
  boomers that watch things on cable, it being
• 1:28:24
  on Peacock, Amazon, and Hulu is no good for them.
• 1:28:27
  But for us, it's saving us money. Whether the
• 1:28:30
  show is still the same, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:28:31
  How would Charles Barkley assess the first year
• 1:28:34
  of this arrangement with Inside the NBA airing
• 1:28:36
  on ESPN? It's been perfect. And I don't throw
• 1:28:40
  that word around lightly. They have been amazing
• 1:28:42
  to work with. Hell yeah. I don't, I thought,
• 1:28:46
  I wish we could. You know, we only worked one
• 1:28:49
  time in December. Yeah, that was kind of weird.
• 1:28:52
  It didn't really, you know, come on, Sean, begin
• 1:28:55
  the year. One time in January. You know, I think
• 1:28:59
  that Adam Smith has got to get a hold of this
• 1:29:01
  thing. I think the games are too... Just join
• 1:29:04
  it right now. I don't really think so. I mean,
• 1:29:07
  there is a little confusion. Why not? It's on
• 1:29:09
  Peacock. But you know what you do? You go to
• 1:29:12
  www. Because the people that are having a hard
• 1:29:14
  time figuring it out would do www. You go to
• 1:29:17
  www .NBA .com and you go, oh, what network? Oh,
• 1:29:20
  it's on Peacock. Okay, I go to Peacock. It's
• 1:29:22
  really not that hard. Like NBC, Peacock. Amazon.
• 1:29:29
  I think we have disrespected the fans. I don't
• 1:29:33
  really think so. Not for bar owners, maybe. But
• 1:29:36
  for me, you've actually saved me $40 a month.
• 1:29:39
  But it's $10 a month for Peacock, which I'll
• 1:29:41
  get rid of at the end of the season. It's $10
• 1:29:43
  for Peacock. Uh, nine bucks for Amazon and of
• 1:29:47
  course the ESPN package with Hulu is 30. That's
• 1:29:50
  50. I'm saving $42 compared to YouTube TV. They
• 1:29:54
  don't know when the games are on. That's a good
• 1:29:57
  point. And way too late. When it was on TNT,
• 1:30:01
  it was set at 7 .30 and 10 .30 exactly. Now you
• 1:30:04
  got the stupid post -game shows. Um, I just think
• 1:30:08
  that's really unfair to the fans. Alright, whatever
• 1:30:11
  then. I think it's unfair to boomers that don't
• 1:30:15
  know how to use technology, but I think the rest
• 1:30:18
  of us are fine. I'll be out when the real begins.
• 1:30:43
  Turn it up loud. Let's get it. Can you tell this
• 1:30:46
  is playing? Why did I even pot down the music?
• 1:30:50
  That was pointless. I was going to say, can you
• 1:30:52
  tell how many times I've heard this? Because
• 1:30:54
  I was rapping to it. And then I literally potted
• 1:30:57
  down the music. And I was saying a bunch of gibberish.
• 1:31:01
  I've never sounded better. What the hell am I
• 1:31:04
  doing? Let the music breathe, Ryan. And the clenched
• 1:31:07
  fist. Tap the bass. I'm gonna take my Lamictal.
• 1:31:10
  I'm manic. What am I doing? I just took my Lamictal,
• 1:31:23
  so I might be okay. Happy Hot Topic! The Sheriff
• 1:31:32
  Josh does not want anyone taking over these streets.
• 1:31:36
  He says, Sheriff Grady Judd does not want them
• 1:31:39
  going to Polk County. And listen to me. If you're
• 1:31:42
  one of those morons that thought it was a good
• 1:31:44
  idea to go to a teen takeover, I promise you,
• 1:31:47
  you're safe in Tampa. But if you go to Polk County,
• 1:31:53
  that ain't going to end well done. that his deputies
• 1:31:56
  do have their ears to the ground in case any
• 1:31:58
  happen to pop up. And if they do, he's clear,
• 1:32:00
  it won't just be kids getting arrested. It all
• 1:32:04
  boils down to whether parents provide... I don't
• 1:32:07
  want to hear from you. Yeah, nine! Happy Hot
• 1:32:13
  Topic! Breaking tonight, a new stadium for the
• 1:32:18
  Tampa Bay Rays is moving forward. You're watching
• 1:32:20
  10 Tampa Bay... Why do I feel like this ain't
• 1:32:22
  gonna happen? There's something... that just
• 1:32:25
  doesn't seem possible. News at 5, I'm Frank Wiley.
• 1:32:28
  And I'm Dave Wagner. City leaders in Tampa have
• 1:32:30
  approved a memorandum of understanding that brings
• 1:32:32
  the race one step closer. Ah, something's going
• 1:32:35
  to happen, dude. I'm telling you. I know my info
• 1:32:38
  that I hid from the top secret meeting. This
• 1:32:41
  is getting outdated, but that was never, it's
• 1:32:44
  just unbelievable. They got a deal in Tampa because
• 1:32:47
  they never had one. Now they do. Wow. Just hours
• 1:32:55
  ago, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
• 1:32:58
  announcing it believes we will have a below average
• 1:33:00
  hurricane season. Don't jinx it. Let it play
• 1:33:06
  out. Why would you say that? Because people that
• 1:33:10
  predict weather are always correct. They're never
• 1:33:13
  wrong. It's in Tampa Bay News. I don't want to
• 1:33:15
  give it attention. Let it play out. This moron
• 1:33:20
  looks like a Kelta listener. Our former Pinellas
• 1:33:26
  County third grade teacher is set to spend the
• 1:33:27
  next 20 years in federal prison. You got plenty
• 1:33:30
  of time to listen to the bone, bitch. Today,
• 1:33:32
  prosecutors announced 46 -year -old Lee Hughes'
• 1:33:35
  sentencing for attempting to sexually exploit
• 1:33:38
  a child. All right, there you go. That's disgusting.
• 1:33:41
  There's this. Now to Tampa International Airport,
• 1:33:44
  where the summer travel season is officially
• 1:33:46
  underway. This is a live look. Some Florida cities
• 1:33:49
  are among the top travel destinations this Memorial
• 1:33:51
  Day weekend. Tampa, by the way, not one of them.
• 1:33:54
  And as 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Andy Payton
• 1:33:56
  tells us. Good, don't come here. We don't want
• 1:33:59
  you here. You're all morons. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:34:04
  Petition denied. About 90 minutes ago, Clearwater
• 1:34:07
  City Council rejected a petition to prevent the
• 1:34:09
  Church of Scientology from building L. Ron Hubbard
• 1:34:13
  Hall downtown. I don't like this, man. This whole
• 1:34:16
  area is sent for them. Because you're a bunch
• 1:34:18
  of bitches. Because they have money. So you don't
• 1:34:21
  want to offend them? Are you really, really going
• 1:34:25
  to send for a cult that helps people get away
• 1:34:27
  with crimes? That's essentially a creepy version
• 1:34:30
  of the mafia. Are you really going to protect
• 1:34:32
  them? Like, seriously? Really? Man, Florida will
• 1:34:39
  do anything for clouded money. They'll sell their
• 1:34:42
  soul. That's what we do here, I guess. Town,
• 1:34:45
  as 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Chris Hurst explains,
• 1:34:48
  it could pave the way for construction. We urge
• 1:34:52
  you to reject the clerk's determination that
• 1:34:54
  the petition is insufficient. For more than an
• 1:34:57
  hour, they pleaded. I think this initiative should
• 1:35:00
  be put on the ballot. I don't want to hear about
• 1:35:03
  this. You're all losers and morons. A Manatee
• 1:35:11
  County middle school teacher is facing a child
• 1:35:13
  abuse charge after deputies say she asked a student
• 1:35:16
  to slap another child. All right, so there's
• 1:35:19
  that going on. Mm -hmm. Talked about that yesterday.
• 1:35:21
  That was in the beginning of Happy Hour. Oh,
• 1:35:23
  yeah, it's time for Fresno News. Mm -hmm. I hate
• 1:35:32
  how this song has like three seconds of dead
• 1:35:34
  air. I'm like, what the hell's going on with
• 1:35:35
  the burn? Mm -hmm. Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:35:47
  yeah Six out of tower, Fresno's loud as tower
• 1:35:50
  Mike in his grip, got the world feelin' sour
• 1:35:52
  Poppy on the block, droppin' facts like boulders
• 1:35:55
  Words cut sharply, the city on his shoulders
• 1:35:57
  News so raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's
• 1:36:01
  postin' every word that he say No sugar coat,
• 1:36:04
  no bow, no disguise Poppy in the booth, Fresno,
• 1:36:07
  here's it live Fresno knows, he don't hold back
• 1:36:10
  Spit so bold, keep the city on track Outro Music
• 1:37:11
  A troubling trend is sweeping across the country
• 1:37:13
  and Central California, and law enforcement hopes
• 1:37:16
  to disarm the danger. A popular game among high
• 1:37:21
  school seniors called Assassin has raised concerns.
• 1:37:25
  And in a recent incident, a Michigan officer
• 1:37:27
  had to make a split -second decision that could
• 1:37:30
  have turned deadly. Action News reporter Anna
• 1:37:32
  Torea is live at Kerman Police Headquarters with
• 1:37:35
  a stern message from that department. Anna? Hey,
• 1:37:41
  good evening, Margo. This game is also known
• 1:37:43
  as Water Wars. It's typically played by seniors.
• 1:37:46
  Man, we were just getting high and having sex.
• 1:37:48
  Well, I wasn't. I wasn't having sex. All right,
• 1:37:55
  well, kids are dumb. We're learning new details
• 1:37:58
  tonight in that deadly shooting involving Tulare
• 1:38:00
  County Sheriff's deputies. It all began with
• 1:38:03
  a routine call. Deputies conducted a welfare
• 1:38:06
  check at a home south of the city of Tulare.
• 1:38:09
  Alright man, seems like Fresno ain't doing well.
• 1:38:11
  Hope I keep you guys entertained in the morning.
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  Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland
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  skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the
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  Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, levels sloppy Radio waves,
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  fairy tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete jungle,
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  pop Happy Hot Topic! Northeast Ohio is getting
• 1:39:02
  closer to opening its first Buc -ee's. How the
• 1:39:05
  hell did they get Buc -ee's before Tampa Bay
• 1:39:08
  or Orlando? It's BS. Ticket prices for Cavs playoff
• 1:39:12
  games when they're here at home are climbing
• 1:39:15
  fast. There you go. Enjoy James Harden chugging
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  like Tory Block on an average day of work. Time
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  now 545 as your consumer reporter. I'm bringing
• 1:39:25
  you the facts. What up? I'm glad you bring me
• 1:39:27
  the facts. I was hoping you wouldn't lie to me.
• 1:39:30
  Shut up. He's just going to say that more people
• 1:39:33
  are being scammed. Cleveland's a scam city. No
• 1:39:39
  way. We think this is hard, but it could be worse
• 1:40:22
  though, at least we're not DETROIT! We're not
• 1:40:26
  DETROIT! Look at the masses, sports, you know,
• 1:40:28
  keep people from looking at their own lives and
• 1:40:30
  realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you
• 1:40:32
  know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint
• 1:40:38
  yourself orange around every Sunday, you might
• 1:40:41
  realize, I live in Cleveland! and then you look
• 1:41:04
  at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles
• 1:41:07
  towards you with her front butt spilling out
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  over the top of her ass and she walks in and
• 1:41:10
  she's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and my
• 1:41:13
  pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Oh yeah!
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• 1:44:54
  good... Well, not that specific side. But what?
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  That side! Yeah, you know I did. You're going
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  to die! You're a live robot! Or is that some
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  kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny
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  than yours, midget! And that is that. Pocky Hour.
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