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SYSK's 12 Days of Christmas… Toys: How Monopoly Works · Stuff You Should Know

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, it's time for one of my favorite episodes,
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Speaker 1: How Monopoly Works. This one was way more interesting than
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Speaker 1: I ever understood. There's a lot more to Monopoly, and
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Speaker 1: just as a little aside, if you think that the
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Speaker 1: Monopoly man wore a monocle, you're wrong. You're thinking of
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Speaker 1: mister Peanut. Plus also it makes sense that he would
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Speaker 1: be warring a monocle. It's a bit of a crime
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Speaker 1: that he wasn't. At any rate, here's the episode Monopoly.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from HowStuffWorks dot com.
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Speaker 3: Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh Clark with
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Speaker 3: Charles W. Chuck Bryant and Jerry Rowland, which makes the
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Speaker 3: Stuff you Should Know.
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Speaker 4: It's right, got on the top, Pat and my cane monicle,
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Speaker 4: Monica to see it, Monica, I thought it was Now
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Speaker 4: it's mister Peanut.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not mister Monopoly. And I think mister Pringle
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Speaker 3: has a monocle too, didn't it? Eh No, he just
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Speaker 3: says An Nustairs. Yeah, mister Monopoly doesn't have a monocle. Huh.
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Speaker 4: I don't think so.
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Speaker 3: Huh. You'd think we'd know, we do not, But I
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Speaker 3: do know this, mister Monopoly is a nickname for that man.
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Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 3: His born name is given name by his parents is
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Speaker 3: rich Uncle penny Bags. Three names, so uncle would be
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Speaker 3: his middle name.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well he even has a regular name too.
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Speaker 3: Oh not that I saw.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is Milbourne Pennybags.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a book published and this is one
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Speaker 4: of those after the fact deals called the Monopoly Companion,
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Speaker 4: and they named all the character characters on the board
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Speaker 4: Melbourne Penny Bags. And then the jail guy is Jake
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Speaker 4: the jail bird okay, and the police officer and go
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Speaker 4: to jail.
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Speaker 3: Is I'll bet a Tyris, isn't it, Officer Edgar Mallory.
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Speaker 3: I knew. Really you just.
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Speaker 4: Gets that, huh, Yeah, that's pretty bunny. We're talking about Monopoly,
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Speaker 4: by the way.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, this is not about anything else but Monopoly.
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Speaker 4: No. And I was just remarking to you, sir, how
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Speaker 4: I've never seen one of our This had more supplemental
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Speaker 4: information than most shows that we research.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I can explain why because this was written. There
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Speaker 3: was a whole suite of game articles written, yeah, like
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Speaker 3: just how to play certain games. So it kind of
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Speaker 3: came out in this mentality of this is the game
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Speaker 3: and here's how we explain how to play it, and
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Speaker 3: this article is done. Whereas Monopoly, it's like this is
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Speaker 3: more like McDonald's or Twinkies or something like that. It's
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Speaker 3: like a cultural cog.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean there's so much extra junk history and
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Speaker 4: I mean you talk about the different versions, it's ridiculous.
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Speaker 3: Millburn penny bangs. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And like I said, that was a post that he
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Speaker 4: wasn't originally called that. This is I think Monopoly probably
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Speaker 4: wanted to sell a little little book or two. I'm
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Speaker 4: sure they did, because if one thing we've learned about
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Speaker 4: Parker Brothers and now Hasbro is they love selling different
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Speaker 4: versions of this game.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. They like licensing it off a lot
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Speaker 3: of money. They like making some changes here or there,
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Speaker 3: releasing a brand new game, but it's all still the
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Speaker 3: same game. And all of it came from a left
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Speaker 3: wing Quaker intellectual at the turn of the last century,
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Speaker 3: the Finns Keel.
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Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
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Speaker 3: I'm saying that right, Yeah, sure, Okay, I.
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Speaker 4: Think it sounds right. And it's interesting to me that
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Speaker 4: the game of Monopoly, which is all about capitalism and
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Speaker 4: bankrupting or neighbor, yeah, was stolen. The game was stolen.
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Speaker 3: From a leftist intellectual Quaker.
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Speaker 4: In the original version of the game, it was to
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Speaker 4: teach against the monopolies and how they're bad.
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Speaker 3: Right, so let's talk about this monopoly. Actually, if you
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Speaker 3: trace it back to about the like the literal beginning
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Speaker 3: of the twentieth century, it's what's considered a folk game.
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Speaker 3: There were a lot of people playing versions like this
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Speaker 3: in cities all over the country. But again, they all
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Speaker 3: shared some pretty common viewpoints. I guess you today you
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Speaker 3: would kind of call him socialist. But for the most
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Speaker 3: part they were followers of a guy named Henry George.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Georgis.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he came up with this thing called Georgism, which
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Speaker 3: is based on some other philosophies. But the idea of
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Speaker 3: it is that if you produce something through through your
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Speaker 3: own labor, your own work, you own that that should
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Speaker 3: not be taxed. Right, what should be taxes things that
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Speaker 3: everybody owns. If somebody's taking something that belongs to everybody,
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Speaker 3: say a parcel of land, yeah, technically the land belongs
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Speaker 3: to everybody.
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Speaker 4: Well, that was his notion was that you shouldn't even
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Speaker 4: be a landowner, Like all concept of a land to
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Speaker 4: him was ridiculous.
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Speaker 3: And that's based on this idea, the law of the commons,
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Speaker 3: which is around for centuries, if not millennia. And then
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Speaker 3: once people started taking land, he's like, okay, well, if
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Speaker 3: you're going to own land, it belongs to everybody, so
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Speaker 3: that should be taxed, yea, and then that tax will
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Speaker 3: be given back to the community for the greater good.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So that's Georgism, and that was kind of the philosophy
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Speaker 3: that formed the basis of monopoly what was originally called
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Speaker 3: the Landlord's Game, which was created by a lady named
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Speaker 3: Lizzie Maggie A G y M A g I E
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Speaker 3: M A g I E Yeah, almost Magpie without the
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Speaker 3: P right, Yeah. And she basically that was on her card.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And she she came up with this, like you said,
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Speaker 3: to kind of teach, so you could go and be
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Speaker 3: a rich landowner and bankrupt other people and exploit the
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Speaker 3: poor who need your help, who need a decent place
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Speaker 3: to stay, and you could see yourself like the evils
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Speaker 3: of capitalism. But she actually came up with two sets
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Speaker 3: of rules for the same game. One was where you
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Speaker 3: got as rich as you could at the expense of
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Speaker 3: everybody else. Yeah. The other was a basically the community benefited,
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Speaker 3: and you can kind of see that today in like
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Speaker 3: these weird things like community chess, like why would I
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Speaker 3: want to, you know, pay into this pot. I don't
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Speaker 3: care about the community, like now it's a bad thing.
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Speaker 3: In her original version, it was a good thing, like
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Speaker 3: the community one, and that was the basis of the
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Speaker 3: whole thing.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, which is really ironic, it is. Yeah, like you said,
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Speaker 4: she created two versions, and she said, one of the
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Speaker 4: quotes from her is it is a practical demonstration of
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Speaker 4: the present system of land grabbing, with all its usual
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Speaker 4: outcomes and consequences. So it, you know, it's kind of
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Speaker 4: to teach people lessons, and she had it stolen from
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Speaker 4: her she did.
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Speaker 3: Luckily, Lizzy was smart enough to patent this game. It
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Speaker 3: became just kind of a trendy thing. Again, like if
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Speaker 3: you were into socialism at the time and you were
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Speaker 3: on the East Coast, you probably hung out at a
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Speaker 3: friend's house and played this game at some point in
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Speaker 3: some incarnation or another.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really popular, like you said, like people
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Speaker 4: made up some of their own rules, but it was
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Speaker 4: I mean, if you look at the original Landlords game board,
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Speaker 4: it looks a lot like the current monopoly, I mean
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Speaker 4: similar at least.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And apparently a lot of the rules that make
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Speaker 3: the game a lot more enjoyable today came from Lizzie's
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Speaker 3: Quaker friends. Like, for example, the original plots of land
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Speaker 3: were up for auction for a bid.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Quakers preferred silence, so they just put a fixed
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Speaker 3: price on the piece of land so there wouldn't be
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Speaker 3: a loud, obnoxious bidding war. They also instituted tokens, fun
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Speaker 3: tokens before they're just boring pawns.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, like household objects, which you know, that's why the
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Speaker 4: thimble is in there, and originally the iron. Yeah, we'll
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Speaker 4: get to those in a minute, but I know, it's
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Speaker 4: pretty exciting.
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Speaker 3: And then so this thing's being played and Lizzie Maggie
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Speaker 3: holds the patent, but she's not exactly like cracking down
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Speaker 3: on any kind of infringement really.
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Speaker 4: No, Well, she pitched it to Parker Brothers and they
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Speaker 4: said no.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so she just kind of went on doing her
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Speaker 3: own thing.
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Speaker 4: So there's another lady actually that figures into this, a
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Speaker 4: lady named Ruth Hoskins, and she was one of the
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Speaker 4: ones who caught on in the Philadelphia Atlantic City area
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Speaker 4: with her Quaker friends, two of them in particular, Jesse
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Speaker 4: and Eugene Rayford, and they are the ones who changed
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Speaker 4: some of the rules to make it look more like
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Speaker 4: the monopoly we know. They taught it to a friend
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Speaker 4: named Todd, and Todd brought it to his friend named
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Speaker 4: Charles Darrow. And that's where the story takes a kind
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Speaker 4: of a CD turn.
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Speaker 3: Well, actually, that's where the Parker Brothers official version begins. Ironically, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: things turned CD. The Brothers is like, hey, this is
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Speaker 3: where our story begins.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the inventor of Monopoly, Charles.
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Speaker 3: Darrow, right, so he was like a radiator salesman during
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Speaker 3: the depression.
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Speaker 4: This is the thirties, right, Yeah, I mean it was ironically, again,
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Speaker 4: during the depression, this game really caught hold.
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Speaker 3: Well, I supposedly that's what caught the Parker Brothers' attention
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Speaker 3: was that this guy came to him, came to them
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Speaker 3: to sell him this game which he had stolen. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Apparently he didn't innovate it at all. He kind of
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Speaker 4: just copied it and packaged it right, and said, hey,
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Speaker 4: what do you think of this?
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Speaker 3: And the Parker Brothers said, we don't think too much
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Speaker 3: of it. Like, how does the game end? We don't
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Speaker 3: know what's going on here, so it's just you just
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Speaker 3: go your own way. So Charles Darrow went off and
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Speaker 3: started selling it at this Wannamaker's department store in Philadelphia.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, without pattenting it, right.
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Speaker 3: And the Parker brothers said, you know what, it's the depression.
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Speaker 3: Can you believe it. We're not going to have any
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Speaker 3: kind of economic woes like this for another seventy eighty years.
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Speaker 3: And this guy's selling these things like hotcakes. You know what, sir,
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Speaker 3: We will buy your idea from you. And Charles Darrow
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Speaker 3: apparently said, well that's great. Yeah, give me the money
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Speaker 3: first and then I'll tell you the second part of
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Speaker 3: the story. Yeah, And they gave him a bag of
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Speaker 3: money with a dollar sign on it, much like the
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Speaker 3: ones that rich uncle Pennybags likes, and he said, okay,
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Speaker 3: we also need to buy the patent off from this
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Speaker 3: lady named Lizzie Maggie.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, which they did. The game was still stolen, I say,
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Speaker 4: even though they eventually did pay her money. But part
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Speaker 4: of the deal was they said they agreed to buy
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Speaker 4: her patent and said, you know what, we're gonna We'll
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Speaker 4: sell a few of your other game ideas too. None
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Speaker 4: of those ever went anywhere, and he was sort of
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Speaker 4: lost to history except for people who do a little
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Speaker 4: bit of digging.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we actually have a guy named Ralph to
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Speaker 3: thank for doing that digging initially, and we'll talk about
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Speaker 3: him later.
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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because he's the one who came up with the
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Speaker 3: unofficial history and like really tracked it down.
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Speaker 4: Well, there's a lot of teases in this one far.
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Speaker 3: So the Parker brothers now in the game and it
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Speaker 3: becomes a huge hit virtually off the bat. In the
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Speaker 3: thirties is when they bought it and started really printing it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the game is based on Atlantic City. Those
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Speaker 4: are the properties, and that's because that was the area
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Speaker 4: where it became popular. But this excellent New York Times
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Speaker 4: article you sent what was the name of it, Monopoly
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Speaker 4: Goes Corporate.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was written by what's what's the lady's name,
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Speaker 3: Mary Pillan. She is a monopoly expert.
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Speaker 4: There's a lot of those out there, I've learned.
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Speaker 3: She well, she wrote a lot of the articles you'll find.
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Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, she's good.
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Speaker 4: Well, she pointed out that it's interesting that it mirrored
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Speaker 4: sort of the uh. The cartography of the day in
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Speaker 4: Atlantic City, like Boardwalk, was clearly like a rich area
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Speaker 4: the Baltic and Mediterranean. The cheapest properties were in African
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Speaker 4: American neighborhoods. There was a reading railroad that transferred people
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Speaker 4: between Philly and Atlantic City. And little known fact for
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Speaker 4: our friends in the gay community, New York Avenue was
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Speaker 4: one of the earliest gay scenes in the country. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: so buy that one up and support support the LBGT community.
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Speaker 4: That's if you're playing monopoly. Yeah, that's what I would do.
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Speaker 3: And maybe just you know, don't charge anybody in the Alanta. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: just be like this is the party place.
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Speaker 4: That's exactly.
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Speaker 3: And Marvin Gardens apparently is misspelled.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the E instead of an eye or E instead
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Speaker 4: of an E.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, on the board it's an I, right, it's supposed
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Speaker 3: to be an E.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: There's a lot of Monopoly facts dropping all around us right.
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Speaker 4: Now, I know it's raining thimbles.
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Speaker 3: Before we go any further, though, you want to do
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Speaker 3: a message break, Yes, okay, we'll be right pack everyone.
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Speaker 4: All right, So we were just talking about Atlantic City.
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Speaker 4: I guess it's we can go ahead and point out
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Speaker 4: now that there are hundreds of versions of Monopoly out
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Speaker 4: there now, one for your hometown, probably one for your
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Speaker 4: favorite sports team. I have. Personally, my version is a
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Speaker 4: Star Wars Monopoly nice, which is pretty fun.
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Speaker 3: Nice. Yeah, I guess has Bro's like, you got some money,
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Speaker 3: sure you can license this, make your own Monopoly game.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead.
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Speaker 4: There's a Simpsons Monopoly. I haven't played it though.
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Speaker 3: And now, in addition to the licensed versions that you
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Speaker 3: can find like everywhere, yeah, they also have like official
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Speaker 3: versions too, Like there's a US version. Yeah, there's a
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Speaker 3: UK version, there's a there's a new version that's called
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Speaker 3: Monopoly here and now what does that even mean? Super corporate? Oh?
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Speaker 4: Is this the corporate one?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, it's like everything is multiplied by I think
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Speaker 3: a thousand, so the dollar amounts are way higher.
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Speaker 4: Is this one where they replaced the the railroads are
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Speaker 4: replaced by airports? Yeah, it's this one where they replaced
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Speaker 4: corporations for all the properties. So yes, like McDonald's and
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Speaker 4: Sony and yeah, god, who would want to play that?
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Speaker 3: Some people? Do?
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Speaker 4: You know?
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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
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Speaker 4: I mean I'm not a purist because I had the
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Speaker 4: Star Wars version, but I just it's no fun to me.
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Speaker 4: To play as Paramount Pictures and to buy the McDonald's property.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just me. So there are a bunch of
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Speaker 3: different versions, but the one we're going to talk about,
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Speaker 3: we'll just talk about the normal version with the two
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Speaker 3: thousand and eight rules.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's actually coming soon later this year. There
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Speaker 4: you can go online at my Monopoly and you can
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Speaker 4: design your own board, is that right, and do like
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Speaker 4: your own neighborhood. Wow, And then they will make it
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Speaker 4: for you. And I think it's like one hundred and
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Speaker 4: fifty bucks or something.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Money bags you can get.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not gonna do it. You can't do the
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Speaker 4: East Lake.
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Speaker 3: I was talking to whoever went and got it?
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Speaker 4: Oh sure, yeah, rich uncle, rich penny bags.
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Speaker 3: That's what you should have said, rich uncle penny bag.
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Speaker 3: Penny bags just sounds not that wealthy. Well, actually, I
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Speaker 3: have a bag of pennies on me right now.
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Speaker 4: He Forbes has their silly fictional fifteen list of fictional
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Speaker 4: characters wealth, and he in twenty thirteen was number thirteen.
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Speaker 3: Jeez is Stars declined, some.
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Speaker 4: Huh, guess who the first.
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Speaker 3: The richest fictional character is the Incredible Hulk.
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Speaker 4: No, he was not rich. Scrooge McDuck.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well dude, he had that gold.
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Speaker 4: Vault apparently sixty five billion. Number two was Smaug, which
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Speaker 4: I thought was kind of silly.
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Speaker 3: Smaug from like.
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Speaker 4: One of the rings. It's a dragon, I think I had,
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Speaker 4: like it was a bunch of gold. Carlisle Cullen number three,
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Speaker 4: Tony Stark four, Charles Foster Kane number five.
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Speaker 3: Who is number three?
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Speaker 4: Carlile Cullen from Twilight?
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Speaker 3: Who is that?
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Speaker 4: He was the dad vampire dad of the Vampire family
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Speaker 4: and he's been alive forever, so I guess he just
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Speaker 4: keeps accumulating. Well yeah, Bruce Wayne, Richie Rich, Christian.
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Speaker 3: Gray, Richie Rich. I forgot about him.
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Speaker 4: He's number seven.
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Speaker 3: He had a robot made and a crazy like a
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Speaker 3: weird scientist friend, didn't.
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Speaker 4: He Sure like a Richie Rich robot of himself.
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Speaker 3: I think he had that too, But no, it was made.
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Speaker 3: Was a robot, wasn't it?
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Speaker 4: That was the Jetsons.
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Speaker 3: No, he had a too.
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Speaker 4: I thought Monty Burns at number ten was pretty good.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's going, although I would guess mister Monopoly
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Speaker 3: would be wealthier than Monty Burns.
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Speaker 4: But yeah, thirteen and they put it out each year
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Speaker 4: and it's dumb. Can we just admit that.
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Speaker 3: I was thrilled by it? Okay, we just spent three
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Speaker 3: minutes on it.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's true.
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Speaker 3: Okay, so Chuckers, Yeah, you want to talk about the
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Speaker 3: rules of the game again, two thousand and eight rules
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Speaker 3: if you are a Monopoly purist, and like, I'm sorry,
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Speaker 3: that's just what we're going with.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, let's talk about the game board itself. Just
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Speaker 4: so if you haven't played it, I'm surprised because I
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Speaker 4: think like a billion people have played the game. But
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Speaker 4: if you haven't, when you get your Monopoly game, you're
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Speaker 4: going to open it up and you're going to have
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Speaker 4: a board with all these different properties and a square.
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Speaker 4: You have two dice twelve they call them tokens. That's
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Speaker 4: not the right amount either, is it.
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Speaker 3: No, there's eight. Yeah. I don't understand where they got
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Speaker 3: twelve from unless they're counting ones that maybe were retired
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Speaker 3: or something like that. But when you open the bottom,
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Speaker 3: there's only eight there. Yeah, there's a can we go over, Sure,
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Speaker 3: there's a wheelbarrow, a Scottie dog, Yeah, top hat, a
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Speaker 3: cat which replaced the iron in twenty thirteen. Yeah, there
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Speaker 3: was a big two do because Parker Bros. Has Bros. Like,
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Speaker 3: we haven't made a lot of money off of this
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Speaker 3: for a couple months, so let's just do something.
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Speaker 4: Well, they let people vote at least, which is kind
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Speaker 4: of cool, right.
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Speaker 3: But it was also did you see the other ones
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Speaker 3: that they were voting for, like a robot? Yeah, Richie
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Speaker 3: Rich's made a guitar, a guitar. They didn't make the
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Speaker 3: cut though, No, they got voted out and the cat
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Speaker 3: got voted in. Yeah, the iron got booted.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I only got eight percent of the vote. There's
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Speaker 4: the classic shoe of course, or boot, which is modeled
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Speaker 4: after a nineteen thirties working shoe, and I think they've
18:49
Speaker 4: kept it the same.
18:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of the original ones. The Scottie Dog
18:54
Speaker 3: was not one of the originals that came in the fifties.
18:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think that was supposed to be the
18:59
Speaker 4: companion of Millbourn money pinny.
19:03
Speaker 3: Is that right?
19:04
Speaker 4: Benny bags, Penny bags should be cash bags, fat stacks,
19:10
Speaker 4: hatstacks bag. There was a cannon which has since been retired. Yeah,
19:15
Speaker 4: and the military, well, the cannon and the battleship. Yeah,
19:21
Speaker 4: they were from a failed game called Conflict and they
19:23
Speaker 4: were like, well, we got all these pieces. Oh yeah,
19:25
Speaker 4: let's just throw them a monopoly for now.
19:26
Speaker 3: Right.
19:27
Speaker 4: It's pretty smart.
19:28
Speaker 3: But they faced the cannon out because it's just too
19:30
Speaker 3: overtly violent.
19:32
Speaker 4: It just says with any without any fanfare or vote
19:36
Speaker 4: or campaign. So probably, yeah, that'd be my guess. If
19:39
Speaker 4: it's hush hush, yeah, it's probably because of violence.
19:42
Speaker 3: There's a conspiracy afoot. There's the race car. Yeah, every
19:46
Speaker 3: little kid's favorite, which apparently had a number three on
19:48
Speaker 3: the side for a little while.
19:50
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, they Earnhardt.
19:52
Speaker 3: I guess so.
19:53
Speaker 4: Uh or purse has been retired. Yeah, the rocking horse
19:58
Speaker 4: was retired. Yep, the lantern was retired.
20:01
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm doing my best Ben Bull in pressing.
20:05
Speaker 3: Did you do did you get wheelbarrow in there yet?
20:08
Speaker 3: I think I know, yes I did. It was the
20:10
Speaker 3: first one I said, could we say top hat?
20:13
Speaker 4: Yeah? That was always my favorite.
20:14
Speaker 3: Actually I don't remember what my favorite was.
20:17
Speaker 4: It fit on my pinky and I used to draw
20:19
Speaker 4: faces of oh yeah, the horse and rider, which is retired,
20:23
Speaker 4: which I didn't know. That's one of the best pieces
20:25
Speaker 4: to me.
20:27
Speaker 3: What you didn't know was retired?
20:28
Speaker 4: Now yeah, it's kind of sad. Yeah, and now they're
20:32
Speaker 4: and the sack of money was retired as well.
20:34
Speaker 3: The sack of money and a purse, those are a
20:37
Speaker 3: little similar.
20:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the cat. Come on, yeah, cat people.
20:41
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're like, yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. I
20:44
Speaker 3: guarantee that's why they got cat voted in.
20:47
Speaker 4: And I am a cat person, you know.
20:49
Speaker 3: And even you think it's stupid exactly. So those are
20:53
Speaker 3: the tokens. Some of those tokens that we mentioned you're
20:56
Speaker 3: going to find in the two thousand and eight set.
20:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that is your piece, that is what represents
21:01
Speaker 4: you in the game. Yes, again for the three people
21:03
Speaker 4: who have never played Monopoly.
21:05
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, because supposedly, at least as far as Hasbro calculates,
21:10
Speaker 3: over one billion people have played Monopoly, and frankly, I'm
21:14
Speaker 3: surprised is that low?
21:17
Speaker 4: It sounds like an old number.
21:18
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, So you've got the box open, you got
21:23
Speaker 3: the board, you got two dice, you got the tokens,
21:25
Speaker 3: thirty two houses, yeah, in twelve hotels, yeah, sixteen chance cards,
21:30
Speaker 3: sixteen community Chess cards, Yeah, a title D card for
21:35
Speaker 3: each property. It's got the information on it, like how
21:37
Speaker 3: much it cost to purchase, sure, how much rent is
21:40
Speaker 3: depending on how many houses or hotels you have on it. Yeah,
21:42
Speaker 3: what the mortgage value's worth, that's right. And then you've
21:45
Speaker 3: got your play money, your monopoly money. Yeah.
21:48
Speaker 4: Man, I think that's where it grabs kids because and
21:51
Speaker 4: they even pointed out in this article that's it's kind
21:54
Speaker 4: of the first time a lot of kids have money
21:57
Speaker 4: to play with.
21:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially the the five hundred dollars bill ones.
22:02
Speaker 4: Oh man, that gold bill.
22:03
Speaker 3: I always thought it was orange. Is it gold? Uh? Yeah, okay, one,
22:08
Speaker 3: it's definitely golden rod like yellow. But I remember the
22:12
Speaker 3: five hundred it was. Yeah, I guess gold is the
22:14
Speaker 3: way to go.
22:15
Speaker 4: Yeah. See I was a cash hoarder, which is no
22:19
Speaker 4: way to win a monopoly.
22:20
Speaker 3: No. I thought it was I can't save.
22:22
Speaker 4: No, I just thought that just figures for me though, Like.
22:25
Speaker 3: You gotta spend money to make money.
22:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, look at all this cash, right
22:29
Speaker 4: that I will soon be paying to everyone else.
22:31
Speaker 3: You just keep wandering off from the table and try
22:33
Speaker 3: to buy stuff with it.
22:34
Speaker 4: Did not work.
22:36
Speaker 3: So Chuck, You've got the board laid out and if
22:40
Speaker 3: you count them, if you're that kind of person, yeah,
22:42
Speaker 3: you're gonna find that. There's forty squares, that's right. I believe,
22:46
Speaker 3: twenty two of which are no, twenty eight of which
22:50
Speaker 3: can be purchased.
22:51
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty two are properties. You've got your your electric
22:55
Speaker 4: company and water works.
22:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, suckers bet. And then you've got the four railroads.
22:59
Speaker 4: Four railroads.
23:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's twenty eight.
23:02
Speaker 4: That's right.
23:03
Speaker 3: There are others that you can't buy. So, for example,
23:05
Speaker 3: there's a luxury tax square.
23:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got to pay what one hundred dollars when
23:09
Speaker 4: you land on that.
23:10
Speaker 3: I believe, so just right out of just right out
23:12
Speaker 3: of your pocket. There's an income tax square.
23:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, good.
23:16
Speaker 3: There's the go square, which is where you start, and
23:20
Speaker 3: then when you come back around you collect two hundred dollars,
23:23
Speaker 3: which is in Monopoly called your salary.
23:26
Speaker 4: That's right. I never knew that.
23:27
Speaker 3: I didn't either.
23:28
Speaker 4: And there's a lot of rules in here, and I
23:31
Speaker 4: guess it's a good time to point out Monopoly is
23:33
Speaker 4: one of those games where house rules are highly encouraged
23:37
Speaker 4: and a lot of the fun of the game, and
23:39
Speaker 4: in fact, to make more money, Monopoly this year are
23:45
Speaker 4: incorporating the top house rules, as voted on by fans
23:49
Speaker 4: as official rules for this one version.
23:51
Speaker 3: In a seventy dollars hard backbook.
23:55
Speaker 4: I don't see why a lot of people were in
23:56
Speaker 4: sense they were like, no one plays by the real
23:58
Speaker 4: rules anyway, So why by they're packaging it and selling it?
24:01
Speaker 3: Right?
24:01
Speaker 4: And they went, I think you just said.
24:03
Speaker 3: The word sell someone as they sell, there unlies the answer.
24:07
Speaker 3: So you've got, oh, there's and so there's forty squares,
24:11
Speaker 3: but there's actually forty one places you can go to
24:14
Speaker 3: on the board because jail is divided into two squares. Right,
24:18
Speaker 3: you got the jail with the jailbird. What's his name?
24:21
Speaker 4: Uh, I can't remember, Johnny Jailbird or something, Jake the Jailbird.
24:27
Speaker 3: Right, okay, which is where Jake the jailbird is. And
24:30
Speaker 3: then you've got the lower part of it. It's just visiting.
24:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to visit Jake, give them a
24:36
Speaker 4: bunch cake with a nail file in. It'd be very
24:38
Speaker 4: old school.
24:39
Speaker 3: Or a monopoly set with maybe a map with an
24:43
Speaker 3: escape route embedded in it.
24:45
Speaker 4: Hey, that sounds familiar.
24:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, POWs in World War Two were given such monopoly sets,
24:50
Speaker 3: which is strange to me. It's like where the Nazis
24:52
Speaker 3: allowing Monopoly sets to be delivered to POW's. Is that
24:56
Speaker 3: what I'm seeing here? Maybe here's the Burmese.
25:00
Speaker 4: You've seen the like The Great Escape, on those those
25:03
Speaker 4: the war prison camps in World War Two. It seemed
25:05
Speaker 4: like a lot of them. They let them like garden
25:07
Speaker 4: and they were kind of chummy with him. You saw
25:10
Speaker 4: Hogan's heroes.
25:11
Speaker 3: I saw Hogan's heroes. I didn't put a lot of
25:13
Speaker 3: stock into it. Yeah, but yeah, no, I just figured
25:16
Speaker 3: they played soccer. Maybe the Japanese or the Burmese, or
25:19
Speaker 3: the the Italians. I could see like saying like, yeah,
25:22
Speaker 3: he bring to Monopoly and who cares? But the Nazis,
25:25
Speaker 3: I would think, would. I just don't see that.
25:28
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not saying it was a walk in the park,
25:32
Speaker 4: but I think from the depiction and like, like I said,
25:35
Speaker 4: like the Great Escape, it's not like Vietnam prison camp.
25:41
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, like they weren't playing.
25:44
Speaker 4: Soccer or Monopoly, right, they were playing Survive Another Day
25:48
Speaker 4: that game. Yeah, I'm not making light of that. By
25:52
Speaker 4: the way.
25:53
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't think you were.
25:54
Speaker 4: And I'm basing everything on war movies, so I'm probably wrong.
25:58
Speaker 3: I've seen uncommon Valor.
26:00
Speaker 4: That was a good movie.
26:01
Speaker 3: That was a great movie.
26:02
Speaker 4: It doesn't age well though, really.
26:04
Speaker 3: No. Remember that menu with the gun silhouettes on it.
26:07
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and when you're twelve you're like, oh my god.
26:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like I would buy that one and that one.
26:13
Speaker 3: Yeah.
26:15
Speaker 4: All right, So where were we?
26:16
Speaker 3: We were talking about the board itself. Yes, and the different squares.
26:21
Speaker 4: Yes, there are the cards that you can draw as well,
26:24
Speaker 4: Community chest and chance squares. When you land on these,
26:28
Speaker 4: you draw a card from one of those two piles.
26:30
Speaker 4: And there are various things in there, like you want
26:33
Speaker 4: to fashion modeling contest, you get ten dollars.
26:37
Speaker 3: And there a dog show one in there too.
26:38
Speaker 4: I think there's probably a dog show. And there's also
26:41
Speaker 4: you know, you have street repairs.
26:43
Speaker 3: Or those are big time.
26:46
Speaker 4: General repairs, and that's based on your properties that you own.
26:50
Speaker 3: That's right. They percentage they can have you pretty hard. Yeah. Yeah,
26:54
Speaker 3: it's like in real life, that's right, you know. And
26:57
Speaker 3: that's funny because the monopoly what was her name, Lizzie Maggie.
27:04
Speaker 4: Yeah.
27:04
Speaker 3: In an interview she gave with some leftist magazine at
27:10
Speaker 3: the time, she said she basically called the thing the
27:15
Speaker 3: game of life.
27:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was already taken out.
27:19
Speaker 3: I don't know, was it.
27:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that's around since the like mid eighteen hundred.
27:23
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's old. I thought she was being prescient.
27:26
Speaker 4: Now she was being a glib.
27:29
Speaker 3: She was making a pop culture reference for the time.
27:31
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
27:32
Speaker 3: But did you know apparently there used to be a
27:34
Speaker 3: square on the Game of Life board for suicide. Really,
27:38
Speaker 3: it was the way that you could go.
27:40
Speaker 4: I never really played that. I think I played a
27:41
Speaker 4: couple of times.
27:42
Speaker 3: I never did either. I always thought it was kind
27:44
Speaker 3: of like you get the whole family in the car
27:46
Speaker 3: and it's like whatever.
27:48
Speaker 4: Yeah we did. I mean we weren't the biggest game
27:51
Speaker 4: players as families, but we did Monopoly some and Yachtzi
27:55
Speaker 4: was a big one.
27:55
Speaker 3: Yachtzi was great that I still enjoyed today.
27:57
Speaker 4: I love Yatzi.
27:58
Speaker 3: Sure.
27:58
Speaker 4: Yeah. We also played this game called Bull and it
28:03
Speaker 4: was like a stock trading game, oh yeah, with cards.
28:07
Speaker 4: And it's just now occurring to me that all these
28:08
Speaker 4: games are just teaching you about life. Yeah, it's like
28:12
Speaker 4: real Monopoly is nothing but real estate. The Game of
28:15
Speaker 4: Life is everything, right. This game Bowl was about the
28:18
Speaker 4: stock market.
28:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, it was about sarcastic. Sorry, yeah, because you.
28:26
Speaker 4: Had to say it like a jerk, right, Candy Land,
28:29
Speaker 4: we know what that's all about.
28:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, drugs, right, probably shoots and ladders tall you to
28:35
Speaker 3: stay away from snakes.
28:36
Speaker 4: Yeah. Operation taught you how to be a doctor.
28:39
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right, that's where I got my MD.
28:41
Speaker 4: And then of course Battleship taught you how to be
28:45
Speaker 4: a warmonger. That's so do risk can take great pride.
28:48
Speaker 3: Risk taught you to be the Antichrist.
28:50
Speaker 4: Yeah, risk, we should do what. There is an article
28:52
Speaker 4: on risk I saw.
28:53
Speaker 3: I looked it over. It didn't seem as interesting as
28:56
Speaker 3: this one, though. Yeah.
28:57
Speaker 4: I don't know if the history is as interesting for sure.
28:59
Speaker 3: And I mean, isn't that what's interesting about any game,
29:03
Speaker 3: the history of it? Yeah?
29:04
Speaker 4: I think so.
29:05
Speaker 3: So let's talk about the rules, dude, Okay, let's start
29:10
Speaker 3: at the beginning. We'll start it.
29:11
Speaker 4: Go Go is where you start, and that's where you
29:14
Speaker 4: Like you said, you collect the two hundred every time
29:16
Speaker 4: you land on it or pass it. Sometimes house rules
29:20
Speaker 4: you get four hundred for actually landing on it, oh yeah,
29:23
Speaker 4: and only two hundred for passing it.
29:24
Speaker 3: We never Oh that makes sense. That's good good.
29:26
Speaker 4: But free parking is where we had house rules. That
29:31
Speaker 4: is a space on the corner of the board where
29:34
Speaker 4: you supposedly, per the official rules, don't do anything.
29:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing. It's just a space.
29:39
Speaker 4: But what we did was we donated all the collected
29:42
Speaker 4: taxes and fees and put it under free parking, and
29:46
Speaker 4: if you land on that, that was like a lottery win.
29:49
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and a lot of people play that way.
29:51
Speaker 3: I think I've heard of that one before.
29:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was, you know, we were a bunch of
29:55
Speaker 4: pepe never mind. I liked it because it allowed you
29:58
Speaker 4: more money, which is favorite thing cash, it's the lotto.
30:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, we got ahead of ourselves. Let's just start
30:06
Speaker 3: at the real beginning. Okay, So everybody sits down at
30:09
Speaker 3: the table. Yeah, maybe somebody, Yeah, somebody gets a drink.
30:14
Speaker 3: Maybe you have to wait because somebody has to go
30:15
Speaker 3: to the bathroom. So you're all sitting there quietly. And
30:17
Speaker 3: then when everybody's finally at the table, yeah, you guys
30:20
Speaker 3: select a banker, huh, and the banker distributes the monopoly
30:24
Speaker 3: money fifteen hundred dollars to each player two five hundreds,
30:27
Speaker 3: two one hundred, two fifties six twenties and five tens,
30:32
Speaker 3: five fives, and five ones. That's thirteen hundred dollars.
30:35
Speaker 4: And the goal of the game that we're getting to
30:38
Speaker 4: here at thirty minutes in is to bankrupt all of
30:41
Speaker 4: your family and friends. That's the whole point, pretty much.
30:45
Speaker 4: Some people put a time limit because this game can
30:47
Speaker 4: go on forever, and other people say, no, it's got
30:50
Speaker 4: to You got to finish it by bankrupting everyone or
30:53
Speaker 4: until the last person is like, I give geez, I've
30:56
Speaker 4: got eight dollars.
30:56
Speaker 3: I hate this game.
30:58
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's usually me, right, and he's usually has her
31:01
Speaker 4: foot on my throat.
31:02
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
31:02
Speaker 4: We played two person Monopoly, which is just not fun.
31:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you know one of you is gonna lose.
31:08
Speaker 4: No, that's not why. It's just it's a game that's
31:11
Speaker 4: more fun with more people.
31:11
Speaker 3: I think. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, So okay, So
31:14
Speaker 3: everybody's got fifteen hord bucks. You roll the dice to
31:18
Speaker 3: see who goes first. Whoever rolls the highest goes first.
31:20
Speaker 4: Classic move.
31:21
Speaker 3: Then you roll both die and you start moving from
31:25
Speaker 3: the ghost square and you go clockwise around the board. Yeah,
31:28
Speaker 3: and when you land on a property this I didn't know, Yeah,
31:32
Speaker 3: which is kind of a basic rule, I guess, but
31:34
Speaker 3: I never played it this way. When you land on
31:36
Speaker 3: a property, yeah, you have the option to buy it.
31:38
Speaker 3: I knew that part. Yeah, but if you decline to
31:40
Speaker 3: buy it, then then the property goes up for auction.
31:43
Speaker 4: I've never not only have I never played it the way,
31:45
Speaker 4: I've never heard of anyone playing it that.
31:47
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's not just me, not just you, all right,
31:49
Speaker 3: So I guess the during an auction, not only the person,
31:55
Speaker 3: not only everybody else, but the banker and the person
31:59
Speaker 3: who declined to buy it can bid on.
32:03
Speaker 4: It, which didn't make sense unless you're trying to get
32:05
Speaker 4: it for lower because yah, can't you start the bidding
32:07
Speaker 4: it wherever?
32:08
Speaker 3: Yes, you can start the bidding anywhere you want, so
32:10
Speaker 3: you could consumably get it for lower. And if you're
32:13
Speaker 3: playing against somebody who declines to buy something and then
32:16
Speaker 3: starts bidding on it at a lower price, keep an
32:19
Speaker 3: eye on that person because that's a shark they're out
32:21
Speaker 3: to win. Yeah.
32:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate that rule because to me, it's just like,
32:26
Speaker 4: what's the point in rolling and landing on something? I
32:28
Speaker 4: guess right at first refusal, but yeah, I don't know.
32:31
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
32:32
Speaker 3: No, And plus the Quakers were like, we specifically put
32:35
Speaker 3: a price on these things so there wouldn't be a
32:37
Speaker 3: lot of yelling. Yeah, we don't like yelling.
32:41
Speaker 4: They had another game to follow called the quiet roof
32:45
Speaker 4: raising Ceremony.
32:47
Speaker 3: Those are not Quakers. That was fun, that was the honest.
32:50
Speaker 3: They're different.
32:51
Speaker 4: Oh don't you think Quakers raise some roofs?
32:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Hate No party like a Quaker party.
32:57
Speaker 4: That's right, all right. So let's you buy all of
33:01
Speaker 4: the properties that you know they're they're divided into different colors,
33:04
Speaker 4: like there's three green around you know, green ones, orange ones,
33:06
Speaker 4: blue ones, light blue. If you buy all of the
33:10
Speaker 4: properties that are tied together by a single color, then
33:13
Speaker 4: you have what's called the monopoly, and that means you
33:16
Speaker 4: can then charge double rent, although we never do that.
33:19
Speaker 4: We just keep it single rent. And you now have
33:22
Speaker 4: the option to buy houses. And then once you have
33:25
Speaker 4: enough houses I think three, you can then buy a hotel.
33:28
Speaker 3: Right, and let's call improvements. You're improving your land. And posedly,
33:32
Speaker 3: once you start to do improvements, things change a little bit.
33:35
Speaker 3: Not only can you start making more money, but it's
33:38
Speaker 3: actually harder to mortgage your properties if you are if
33:43
Speaker 3: you find yourself in debt, right, because this is this
33:47
Speaker 3: is how crazy complicated it is. Like I don't think
33:49
Speaker 3: I was ever paying that much attention to monopoly that
33:52
Speaker 3: I ever mortgaged a piece of land. Oh really, I
33:56
Speaker 3: think it's like sorry to get into debt or whatever.
33:58
Speaker 3: It was, like I'm done, I'm done. But apparently so
34:01
Speaker 3: if you find yourself indebted, and let's say you have
34:04
Speaker 3: a monopoly and you want to mortgage, you can mortgage
34:09
Speaker 3: just one of the spots, right, yes, But to do so,
34:12
Speaker 3: let's say you have a hotel on that piece of
34:16
Speaker 3: land that you're mortgaging, you first have to sell the
34:19
Speaker 3: hotel back to the bank at half price. Yeah, and
34:23
Speaker 3: then you can mortgage the land. You're still I think,
34:28
Speaker 3: are you collecting rent on that land or doesn't go
34:31
Speaker 3: right to the bank.
34:32
Speaker 4: Now that's where you just turn the card over and
34:35
Speaker 4: it's just you still technically own it, right, but you
34:38
Speaker 4: can't collect any rents on it.
34:39
Speaker 3: But you can't collect rent and everything on the other
34:41
Speaker 3: two pieces of property or the other one, depending on
34:44
Speaker 3: which one you own. I don't know, really you can.
34:46
Speaker 3: I looked it up.
34:47
Speaker 4: So that doesn't bust up the monopoly.
34:49
Speaker 3: No it doesn't. Okay, so you still own the monopoly.
34:51
Speaker 3: It's just that that one is mortgaged, and then to
34:54
Speaker 3: get it back you have to pay the bank the
34:56
Speaker 3: mortgage plus ten percent. Right.
34:58
Speaker 4: And this is where you can get silly with your
35:00
Speaker 4: house rules if you want. Yeah, you know, like as
35:04
Speaker 4: far as mortgaging and stuff like that, because supposedly it's
35:06
Speaker 4: a rule too where you can't. The only thing that
35:08
Speaker 4: is not allowed is a personal loan. And I did
35:11
Speaker 4: all kinds of personal loaning because I was mister cash.
35:15
Speaker 3: What were your your interest rates?
35:17
Speaker 4: I don't remember.
35:18
Speaker 3: Did you break any usury laws? No?
35:20
Speaker 4: That was a kid, so it was probably just.
35:22
Speaker 3: Like just painting back whenever ten percent or something.
35:25
Speaker 4: I guess I'm not the right I'm not enough of
35:27
Speaker 4: a You're not the shark capitalin though.
35:30
Speaker 3: You're not the one who like declines to buy something
35:32
Speaker 3: so you can bid on at a lower price.
35:34
Speaker 4: I'm playing candy Land.
35:35
Speaker 3: I loved candy Land.
35:36
Speaker 4: Actually I never played that.
35:38
Speaker 3: It was a great game, was it because of the art?
35:41
Speaker 4: Was this crazy?
35:42
Speaker 3: It was beautiful stuff. And then nowadays you look at
35:44
Speaker 3: the candy Land board and you're like, poor kids. Yeah,
35:46
Speaker 3: they don't know what they're missing.
35:48
Speaker 4: I just got a Ticket to Ride game that I
35:50
Speaker 4: haven't played yet. Have you heard of that one?
35:52
Speaker 3: No?
35:52
Speaker 4: It was a German game that's like one game of
35:55
Speaker 4: the year. It's a train train game, like you established
35:58
Speaker 4: train routes between cities. Uh huh, but it's supposedly like
36:02
Speaker 4: it sounds like, really that's fun, but it's supposedly great.
36:06
Speaker 3: I just bled a tear. Did you at the thought
36:08
Speaker 3: of it?
36:09
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does sound pretty bad. Yeah, but no, it's
36:11
Speaker 4: it's one game of the year. Those Germans and watch
36:15
Speaker 4: people Ticket to Ride enthusiasts will be like, dude, it's
36:17
Speaker 4: the best ever.
36:18
Speaker 3: I'm sure we're gonna know. I've heard like German game
36:20
Speaker 3: night is like a thing now.
36:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think they're a little more heady.
36:25
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
36:26
Speaker 4: I think? So this seems like I read over the
36:28
Speaker 4: rules the other night just so I would know what
36:30
Speaker 4: to do. And uh, because you got to like the
36:33
Speaker 4: purchase over the game has to be the game explainer
36:35
Speaker 4: as well.
36:36
Speaker 3: Right, do you have to listen to craft work while
36:38
Speaker 3: you play? Yeah, well you don't have to, but it
36:41
Speaker 3: helps house rules.
36:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
36:44
Speaker 3: I guess we've Oh and we said you you can
36:47
Speaker 3: do anything but give personal loans.
36:49
Speaker 4: Right, that's what the official rules stays.
36:51
Speaker 3: So like you can I can buy from you on
36:53
Speaker 3: the side or something like that, or you can hold
36:56
Speaker 3: something up for auction, whatever anybody's doing.
36:59
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we always played where you had to do
37:01
Speaker 4: that when it was your turn. That makes sense and
37:02
Speaker 4: that that would take your turn as well.
37:04
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, but again, the whole point is is to
37:08
Speaker 3: be the person who owns the most stuff so that
37:11
Speaker 3: you can bankrupt all of your family and friends, right,
37:15
Speaker 3: And I mean those are the rules, but there's actually
37:18
Speaker 3: strategy to it, and people pay a lot of attention
37:20
Speaker 3: to this. You know, there's a Monopoly World Championship roughly
37:23
Speaker 3: every four years, although it's been the last one was
37:26
Speaker 3: in two thousand and nine. Yeah, so we're due.
37:29
Speaker 4: An American lawyer one right in two thousand and nine.
37:33
Speaker 3: And no, I think it was a Swede or anti man.
37:36
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe he was the North American.
37:38
Speaker 3: That's what he was, the North American champ. Yeah, and he.
37:41
Speaker 4: Represented the US and the World championships.
37:43
Speaker 3: It sounds so silly, weird, yeah, huh, well he uh
37:48
Speaker 3: he used the iron.
37:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think the American used the thimble.
37:54
Speaker 3: Gotcha.
37:56
Speaker 4: Let's Terry just laughed. She was like, really, that's a
38:00
Speaker 4: that's the fact that people need.
38:02
Speaker 3: Well, we're trying to really appeal to the purists here too,
38:05
Speaker 3: which want everybody to be engaged. Yeah, all right, so
38:08
Speaker 3: let's do one more message break and then we'll come
38:10
Speaker 3: back and talk strategy. Okay, chucker, So again the point bankrupt.
38:27
Speaker 3: Everybody bankrupt, But there's like techniques that you can use
38:30
Speaker 3: to more efficiently bankrupt people, like the overall the best strategy,
38:36
Speaker 3: the basic strategy is to buy everything every chance you have.
38:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I looked up there's a lot of
38:43
Speaker 4: different people's strategies and opinions online. I did find this
38:47
Speaker 4: one from a guy and that was his strategy is
38:50
Speaker 4: buy everything. It doesn't matter what it is, right, even
38:53
Speaker 4: the suckers bet the electric company in the water works.
38:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I don't pay off.
38:58
Speaker 4: Really, he said, buy it all and never have more
39:01
Speaker 4: than one hundred dollars in cash is his rule.
39:03
Speaker 3: Wow.
39:04
Speaker 4: He says the number one people mistake people make is
39:07
Speaker 4: hoarding cash like I did.
39:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're making the number one mistake.
39:11
Speaker 4: That's right. And he says that buy everything and do
39:15
Speaker 4: whatever it takes to get a monopoly, even a bad one,
39:17
Speaker 4: Like he will trade to get a bad monopoly and
39:20
Speaker 4: give someone a good monopoly even as long as he
39:23
Speaker 4: gets the monopoly. Oh gotcha, And he says it's fine
39:26
Speaker 4: because then you know, you two will probably take out
39:28
Speaker 4: everyone else. The point is just to get a monopoly
39:31
Speaker 4: and improve it as fast as you can.
39:33
Speaker 3: So supposedly, though, a general rule of thumb among like
39:38
Speaker 3: hardcore monopoly players is that while you're improving your monopoly
39:41
Speaker 3: your properties, yeah, by adding houses or whatever, you want
39:44
Speaker 3: to stop at three houses, yes, because the jump from
39:47
Speaker 3: the third house to the hotel, yeah, is financially it
39:51
Speaker 3: doesn't pay off. Usually it's over improvement.
39:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like in your home, Like, don't build a
39:57
Speaker 4: eighty thousand dollars kitchen because you're not gonna get your
39:59
Speaker 4: money back on that. Right, So three houses, this guy
40:04
Speaker 4: doesn't subscribe to that. He buys everything.
40:06
Speaker 3: And puts hotels on it.
40:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, he says, as first as he gets as soon
40:09
Speaker 4: as he gets his first monopoly, he mortgages everything else
40:13
Speaker 4: to get cash back, right, and then uses that cash
40:15
Speaker 4: to improve.
40:16
Speaker 3: Wow, which I thought was a little risky. Yeah.
40:20
Speaker 4: A couple of bad roles. I mean, it's a game
40:23
Speaker 4: of strategy, but the end of the day, you're rolling dice,
40:25
Speaker 4: and so it is very much a game of chance.
40:27
Speaker 3: I'll but that guy feels like he's on the back
40:30
Speaker 3: of a pegasust though the whole game, like he's just thrilled.
40:34
Speaker 3: He claims to have been there on the edge.
40:36
Speaker 4: He claims to have won a game in twelve minutes
40:38
Speaker 4: one time, which I thought was shooting his own horn
40:40
Speaker 4: a bit. Yeah, sure, but real regular strategy. You're right,
40:44
Speaker 4: they say three houses is the max you should go.
40:48
Speaker 3: And then there's also some that you should avoid, even
40:51
Speaker 3: though they seemed like very tempting. We already said the
40:53
Speaker 3: electric company and the water company, the utilities. Yeah, they
40:58
Speaker 3: The most you can get for rent from landing on
41:01
Speaker 3: them was ten times a roll of the dice, which
41:03
Speaker 3: is one hundred and twenty bucks. But it also mas
41:05
Speaker 3: roll it could be as low as twenty dollars. Yeah,
41:08
Speaker 3: so I mean this guy would probably say, well, hey,
41:11
Speaker 3: it was worth it. I still own them, and I'm
41:15
Speaker 3: still making money if somebody lands on them. But a
41:19
Speaker 3: lot of again, the monopoly purists say just stay away
41:22
Speaker 3: from them. Yeah, and you also may want to stay
41:25
Speaker 3: away from the most expensive ones boardwalk in park place.
41:29
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are only two of them, and they just
41:33
Speaker 4: don't get landed on very much.
41:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, so think about it right out of the gate
41:36
Speaker 3: when you're thinking of probabilities. The fact that there's two
41:40
Speaker 3: of these properties, yeah, rather than three, means that you
41:45
Speaker 3: are another player is less likely to land on your
41:49
Speaker 3: monopoly because there's three or two instead of three. So
41:52
Speaker 3: that's one problem.
41:53
Speaker 4: Yeah.
41:54
Speaker 3: The other problem is placement. Where they are. They're right
41:57
Speaker 3: after Go, right before, right before go.
42:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's at the end of the board essentially.
42:03
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, they're right before jail. No, there, right
42:05
Speaker 3: before we go.
42:06
Speaker 4: There, right before we go.
42:07
Speaker 3: Okay, So that means that most players are going to well,
42:11
Speaker 3: they're going to pass them for sure whenever they hit that.
42:15
Speaker 4: Go directly to go exactly.
42:17
Speaker 3: Yeah. So that means that your your monopoly is going
42:20
Speaker 3: to be passed over. The likelihood of making your money
42:23
Speaker 3: back recouping it, especially if they're improved to the hilt
42:26
Speaker 3: like a really fancy hotel, means.
42:29
Speaker 4: That there's a lot of money.
42:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've probably sunk a lot of money unwisely into those.
42:34
Speaker 3: You want to go for some other ones.
42:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, supposedly, and there are people that have done those.
42:39
Speaker 4: This one guy. If you really want to get into monopoly, Uh,
42:42
Speaker 4: this dude, I don't even know his name, but just
42:45
Speaker 4: look up probabilities in the game of Monopoly. And Scientific
42:48
Speaker 4: American in the mid nineties at an article that talked
42:51
Speaker 4: about probabilities of landing on different spaces, but they excluded
42:56
Speaker 4: community chest and chance and being sent to jail. So
42:59
Speaker 4: this guy said, I took all of that and included everything,
43:03
Speaker 4: and he has statistical charts long term probabilities for ending
43:08
Speaker 4: up on each square, expected income per opponent roll, yeah,
43:12
Speaker 4: average income per role, expected number of opponent roll, to
43:15
Speaker 4: recoup incremental costs, to recoup mortgages.
43:20
Speaker 3: So it's the name of his website. By the way,
43:23
Speaker 3: is Monopoly was fun dot com?
43:27
Speaker 4: It totally should be. But if you just want to
43:31
Speaker 4: do some basic probabilities, the orange properties are landed on
43:35
Speaker 4: more than anyone else.
43:36
Speaker 3: Yes, and why chuck.
43:39
Speaker 4: Because they are after jail.
43:43
Speaker 3: Six, eight and nine spaces after jail.
43:46
Speaker 4: Yeah. So if you get sent to jail, which is
43:48
Speaker 4: gonna happen at some point, and we actually didn't talk
43:50
Speaker 4: about jail, we'll talk about that, Okay, then you Yeah,
43:53
Speaker 4: chances are you're gonna hit one of those orange squares
43:55
Speaker 4: on your way out of jail.
43:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're rolling with two dice, so you're much
43:58
Speaker 3: more likely to roll like a six, eight or a
44:01
Speaker 3: nine then you are like a two or three or
44:02
Speaker 3: a one. Yeah, it's not even possible to roll a one.
44:05
Speaker 3: Try it. You can't.
44:07
Speaker 4: You can't unless you eat one of the dice.
44:10
Speaker 3: And in which case, unless it's a house rule, everybody's
44:13
Speaker 3: gonna yell at you and have to wait around until
44:15
Speaker 3: you poop it out to keep playing.
44:16
Speaker 4: Actually, our rule was you had to roll the child
44:18
Speaker 4: in the one the child who ate the dice.
44:22
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just shake them up.
44:24
Speaker 4: Yep.
44:25
Speaker 3: All right.
44:26
Speaker 4: So jail is on the corner of the board and
44:29
Speaker 4: you can there are a few different ways you can
44:31
Speaker 4: go there. You can draw a go to jail card.
44:35
Speaker 4: You can throw three doubles in a row and go
44:37
Speaker 4: to jail, yeah, which I never understood, because that's a
44:41
Speaker 4: good thing.
44:42
Speaker 3: I guess, but it's also the sign of the devil.
44:44
Speaker 3: So that's why you have to go to jail for
44:46
Speaker 3: a little while to be cleansed.
44:48
Speaker 4: Or there is a square mark to go to jail
44:50
Speaker 4: and you can land on that and go to jail.
44:52
Speaker 4: You can also get out in three ways. You can
44:54
Speaker 4: have that get out of jail free card. If you
44:56
Speaker 4: draw that, you can hold on to it. We could
44:58
Speaker 4: sell it, although I think that's a house rule. You
45:01
Speaker 4: can sell it to a friend or enemy.
45:06
Speaker 3: Whoever had the most cash, right exactly.
45:08
Speaker 4: And then you basically the other ways to roll to
45:11
Speaker 4: either pay your way out with fifty bucks or to
45:14
Speaker 4: roll your way out. The way we played it was
45:16
Speaker 4: each turn you had one chance to roll your way
45:19
Speaker 4: out of jail.
45:20
Speaker 3: So you are rolling doubles, rolling doubles, right, yeah, and
45:23
Speaker 3: then if you under official rules, if you don't roll
45:27
Speaker 3: doubles for three consecutive turns, like you get three consecutive
45:31
Speaker 3: chances to roll doubles, and if you don't on any
45:34
Speaker 3: of those turns, then you have to pay fifty bucks
45:36
Speaker 3: to get out of jail.
45:37
Speaker 4: We just played where you just got out and you didn't.
45:39
Speaker 3: Have to pay. Well, then you guys weren't following the rules.
45:43
Speaker 4: I told you the house rules. The house rules.
45:45
Speaker 3: So there's actually a strategy to jail. Yeah, if you
45:50
Speaker 3: go to jail early on in the game, you want
45:53
Speaker 3: to pay your fifty bucks to get out immediately. Yeah,
45:55
Speaker 3: just pay the fifty bucks because then you can keep
45:58
Speaker 3: going around the board and there's more stuff available to buy.
46:01
Speaker 4: Yeah.
46:02
Speaker 3: But later in the game you want to just kind
46:05
Speaker 3: of hang out in jail.
46:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Josh has bought all the Orange spaces. Yeah,
46:09
Speaker 4: and you've got hotels on each one.
46:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:11
Speaker 4: So I'm thinking it might be good to sit in
46:13
Speaker 4: jail for a few rounds.
46:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you can still collect rent on your properties,
46:18
Speaker 3: but the fact that you're in jail keeps you off
46:21
Speaker 3: of my properties.
46:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, and all another Bryant rule we played where when
46:25
Speaker 4: you were in jail you could not collect any rents.
46:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that makes sense, but according to official rules,
46:30
Speaker 3: that's right. You just make as much money as you
46:32
Speaker 3: want there.
46:33
Speaker 4: And apparently in jail you can officially you can also
46:35
Speaker 4: buy and sell properties, yeah, and improve your and collect
46:38
Speaker 4: rent and build hotels and houses, which I thought, I
46:42
Speaker 4: don't know. You're in jail, you can lose that.
46:43
Speaker 3: Right, It seems like it in real jail, that's the
46:46
Speaker 3: way it is.
46:47
Speaker 4: No, it's not. You can own a house and be
46:49
Speaker 4: in jail. I guess that's true, And technically you could
46:53
Speaker 4: probably charge rent to someone you could sublet it, like
46:56
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be gone for three to six.
46:57
Speaker 3: No, it's true, but what happens when the dishrush breaks?
47:00
Speaker 3: Try to get light out of jail to go fix it.
47:02
Speaker 3: They're not gonna let you do that. It's very funny,
47:06
Speaker 3: but it's true too.
47:08
Speaker 4: Probability experts also say you get a good return on
47:11
Speaker 4: buying all of the railroads because they're pretty cheap. There's
47:15
Speaker 4: one on each side, and once you have each, once
47:19
Speaker 4: you own all of them, they're two hundred dollars in rent.
47:23
Speaker 4: So that's not too bad, not too shabby. But to me,
47:27
Speaker 4: a monopoly is the reason monopoly is are valuable is
47:30
Speaker 4: because they're in a row, whereas the railroads are spaced
47:33
Speaker 4: out right. And our friend, the strategist who thinks he
47:39
Speaker 4: invented the game, says, but what you have to remember
47:43
Speaker 4: is none of these strategies matter because you're playing. It's
47:46
Speaker 4: a game of people and personalities. So he said, you
47:49
Speaker 4: got to sit back and watch the different personalities emerge
47:53
Speaker 4: and then manipulate that like the cash hoarder versus the shark.
47:58
Speaker 4: And he's like, you're really playing against people.
48:01
Speaker 3: Man, that's interesting, I.
48:03
Speaker 4: Thought, so.
48:05
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's talk about another friend, an economist friend.
48:11
Speaker 3: His name is Ralph Antspoch. Yes, and he back in
48:18
Speaker 3: the seventies had a game called anti Monopoly. Yeah.
48:21
Speaker 4: He was an econ professor at San Francisco State and
48:27
Speaker 4: like it made his own real game. Like he didn't
48:29
Speaker 4: just like draw it up on paper, like, he started
48:31
Speaker 4: a little small business right and manufactured it.
48:34
Speaker 3: Apparently sold about two hundred thousand copies of it, like
48:37
Speaker 3: right out of the gate. Yeah, could just hit a
48:39
Speaker 3: nerve again. It was called anti monopoly, and the whole
48:42
Speaker 3: point of it was to break up monopolies rather than
48:45
Speaker 3: build monopolies.
48:46
Speaker 4: Yeah. At the beginning of the game is essentially the
48:49
Speaker 4: end of a regular game, Like everyone starts off with monopolies,
48:54
Speaker 4: and instead of real estate and utilities an anti monopoly,
48:58
Speaker 4: they had their individual businesses that have been brought under
49:02
Speaker 4: a single ownership. And you take the role of federal
49:04
Speaker 4: caseworker and bring indictments against monopolized businesses.
49:08
Speaker 3: That's right.
49:08
Speaker 4: In order to return the board to a free market system.
49:12
Speaker 3: You have to wear sensible shoes.
49:15
Speaker 4: It sounds awesome.
49:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, and he came up with this because he
49:19
Speaker 3: was trying to apparently explain to his son what was
49:23
Speaker 3: wrong and bad about monopolies, and I suspect capitalism to
49:27
Speaker 3: a certain extent. And he came up with this game instead,
49:31
Speaker 3: Like I said, sold a substantial amount two hundred thousand
49:34
Speaker 3: copies of a game, especially back in the seventies that
49:37
Speaker 3: was pretty good as a startup. Yeah, you know, and
49:40
Speaker 3: it caught Parker Brothers attention enough that they sent him
49:43
Speaker 3: a season desist letter, took him to court, got a
49:46
Speaker 3: court order for him to hand over his like thirty
49:49
Speaker 3: seven thousand copies that he had in his warehouse, and
49:53
Speaker 3: they Parker Brothers went and unceremoniously buried him in a
49:57
Speaker 3: landfill in Minnesota. Yeah, so Ralph didn't cott into this
50:04
Speaker 3: very much. He didn't like that. He doesn't like to
50:06
Speaker 3: be pushed around. I get the impression.
50:08
Speaker 4: No, I mean, a guy who makes anti monopoly is
50:11
Speaker 4: not going to cave in the courts initially.
50:14
Speaker 3: And he did so, like very much, at his own
50:16
Speaker 3: financial detriment. He had a very expensive team of lawyers
50:20
Speaker 3: at first, and spent quite a bit of money fighting
50:25
Speaker 3: Parker Brothers for the right to use anti monopoly, and
50:31
Speaker 3: it wasn't really going anywhere, and he was losing a
50:35
Speaker 3: lot of money, so he started to do legwork himself,
50:37
Speaker 3: found a lawyer friend who worked on the Cheap Forum,
50:42
Speaker 3: and that's when things started taking off.
50:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he basically uncovered the lie that it
50:49
Speaker 4: was invented by Charles Darrow. Yeah, he found out that
50:52
Speaker 4: the game was essentially in the public domain or should
50:56
Speaker 4: have been, and went all the way to the Supreme.
51:00
Speaker 3: And yeah, he won at the Supreme Court. This e
51:04
Speaker 3: come professor who came up with a game called anti
51:06
Speaker 3: Monopoly won in the Supreme Court, won the right to
51:09
Speaker 3: name his game anti Monopoly.
51:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he deposed the two Quakers that were
51:17
Speaker 4: friends of Hoskins. They were old at that point. They
51:19
Speaker 4: took the stand. He deposed the CEO of Parker Brothers,
51:24
Speaker 4: and he took the stand and it had to admit
51:26
Speaker 4: under oath like, yeah, we did kind of steal it
51:30
Speaker 4: nice the idea from that lady after all.
51:33
Speaker 3: And so, as Ralph says, the whole point to him
51:37
Speaker 3: was for this true story, the true origins of monopoly
51:41
Speaker 3: and how it came about, the whole point of it originally. Yeah,
51:45
Speaker 3: could still be told openly that what he said couldn't
51:49
Speaker 3: be bought at any price. In his opinion, that's right,
51:52
Speaker 3: So way to go, Ralph.
51:53
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wrote a book awkwardly titled The Billion Dollar Monopoly.
51:58
Speaker 4: In swindle Colin during a David and Goliath battle, Anti
52:02
Speaker 4: Monopoly uncovers the secret history of monopoly. That's a little clunky,
52:07
Speaker 4: a little clunky, but it's still around. In nineteen eighty four,
52:11
Speaker 4: there was a new version called Anti Monopoly two where
52:15
Speaker 4: you could actually be a monopolist or a competitor, So
52:18
Speaker 4: you got to choose, which I thought was interesting. And
52:22
Speaker 4: if you chose the competitor, you charge lower rents and
52:26
Speaker 4: you can improve property at anytime. But if you're a monopolist,
52:29
Speaker 4: you have to own at least two properties before in
52:32
Speaker 4: a group, before building houses, and charge a lot higher rents.
52:36
Speaker 4: So I think you're like playing against the two systems
52:39
Speaker 4: within the same game.
52:40
Speaker 3: That's really interesting.
52:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna I might grab one of these and
52:43
Speaker 4: see what it's like.
52:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe tell everybody's German. Uh, you got anything else?
52:50
Speaker 4: I got nothing else.
52:51
Speaker 3: I do the longest monopoly game of all time seventy days.
52:56
Speaker 4: I played a game of risk that seemed like it
52:57
Speaker 4: lasted that long once it may have. It didn't last
53:02
Speaker 4: so long, but it lasted a weekend, okay, and Monopoly.
53:07
Speaker 4: I don't have the patience for that. I'll just give up.
53:09
Speaker 4: I'll take my cat fake cash and go home.
53:13
Speaker 3: Yeah you'r horride of it. Yeah you're like, oh, just
53:16
Speaker 3: saved all this money.
53:17
Speaker 4: That's right, and I own the utilities.
53:20
Speaker 3: If you want to learn more about Monopoly, including how
53:22
Speaker 3: to play, if you don't like house rules, but you
53:25
Speaker 3: also don't feel like looking at the official rule book,
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Speaker 3: what listener mail? Yes, okay, I'm.
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Speaker 4: Gonna call this help for a fam in need.
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Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, want some help please. My wife and I
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Speaker 4: are expecting our first kid this summer, and thirteen days
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Speaker 4: ago we also found out that my wife has stage
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Speaker 4: getting chemo.
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Speaker 3: My goodness, I know.
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Speaker 4: We're gonna kick cancer in the but we have no doubt.
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Speaker 4: But we're scared and overwhelmed, obviously, we're doing chemo now.
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Speaker 4: Then we'll have the baby get more chemo than bilateral
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Speaker 4: mastectomy than radiation. We have great doctors and great fans
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Speaker 4: and family, so even in the face of this, we
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Speaker 4: feel very lucky. And by the way, I got to
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Speaker 4: follow up more recently that says, uh, there is no
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Speaker 4: gestational diabetes and the cancer is already shrinking.
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Speaker 3: Oh it's great.
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Speaker 4: So things are going great so far.
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Speaker 3: Thanks for keeping us in suspense.
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Speaker 4: I know I was going to wait till the end.
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Speaker 4: And he asked for a couple of favors. He said,
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Speaker 4: First of all, if you want to follow and promote
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Speaker 3: So that was lost on me some doctor who referenced
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Speaker 3: I guess apparently, so does that have to do with
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Speaker 3: the phone booth?
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Speaker 4: Maybe that's the only thing you know about doctor here. Secondly,
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Speaker 4: I'm biking one hundred and fifty miles to raise money
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Speaker 4: and could you plug that and you can go to
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Speaker 3: These people don't like normal words. Well that's one of
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Speaker 3: those shortened URLs. Oh, I see, it's a goo gotcha.
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Speaker 4: And then third, how about a shout out? I think
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Speaker 4: that's what we're doing here. My wife is a little shy,
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Speaker 4: so just to use her nickname, the mayor.
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Speaker 3: That's hilarious. She wears a sash during chemo and childbirth.
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Speaker 4: I guess, so, I mean I call Emily the boss,
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Speaker 4: So I guess it's the mayor. Yeah, but the.
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Speaker 3: Mayor is like the boss of several bosses. I would guess. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: We used to call my friend Justin who you know,
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Speaker 4: the Mayor of Atlanta, because everywhere you went, somebody knew him.
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Speaker 3: He's a sociable fella.
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Speaker 4: But now we just call him the manager of Atlanta
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Speaker 4: because everywhere you go he has some improvement to that place.
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Speaker 4: Oh okay, like the lighting's not quite right, or the
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Speaker 4: door should be over there, the kitchen is not located
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Speaker 4: properly those Brits. Yeah. And then fourth, my wife works
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Speaker 4: in public policy, specifically helping women and families get themselves
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Speaker 4: there you have it. An awesome an incredible woman who
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Speaker 4: dedicates her considerable talents helping others, is pregnant and has
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Speaker 4: breast cancer.
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Speaker 3: Kind of hard to say, no, right, I'm not above
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Speaker 4: So Bob from Swethmore, Pennsylvania, there you go. People should
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Speaker 4: And I hope things have continued to progress well for
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Speaker 3: And keep us updated. Yeah, and you keep me updated
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