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FULL SHOW POD The Woody Show November 21st 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graven nature of this program. Listener discretion
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show How.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody. Today is Friday. It is November
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  Speaker 3: the twenty first, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh body, that's great, gory. Hi, we got menaced sea
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  Speaker 3: Bass Sammy.
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  Speaker 1: There's Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: She is our associate producer, von our video producer Dumbass
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  Speaker 3: Tyler bort Menji. Thank you for being here and giving
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  Speaker 3: us some of your valuable time this morning. Plenty of
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  Speaker 3: Coming up for you today, sexy time, fun facts and
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  Speaker 3: a little discussion. We're gonna talk one night stance. Got
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  Speaker 3: some stuff about.
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  Speaker 1: That bed there.
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  Speaker 3: It's Friday, so fail stories, got the duyq Dad joke
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  Speaker 3: on the show today and a Woody Show Taste drive excellent.
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  Speaker 3: You know whatever We can do to get to the
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  Speaker 3: morning into the weekend as quickly as we can. Please,
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  Speaker 3: not sure about your weekend plans. But Gina's just excited
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  Speaker 3: to sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, she was.
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  Speaker 1: Were you really up you say that? You told me like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I've been up for three days straight.
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  Speaker 4: I have not been able to sleep. I did sleep,
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  Speaker 4: no sleep at all. Well, I did take a nap
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  Speaker 4: for a little bit yesterday. But last night I woke
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  Speaker 4: up and I was like, oh great, I have five
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  Speaker 4: more hours before I have to get up. And for
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  Speaker 4: five hours I laid there. I got up, I went
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  Speaker 4: to the kitchen, I got some water.
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  Speaker 3: I why would you even get up?
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  Speaker 4: Because because after two hours of sitting there, I was like,
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  Speaker 4: well a little parched.
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  Speaker 3: So what's on your mind? I don't know what's happened.
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  Speaker 4: I started going through a random list of things that
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  Speaker 4: in that curtain, well, in that moment, no, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean for your for your mind. What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: That were troubling me in that moment were things like
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  Speaker 4: remember Amrosa from The Apprentice? What's her last name? And
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  Speaker 4: like why are my feet always so hot when I'm
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  Speaker 4: laying down?
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  Speaker 1: But why is that?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: I had to know I.
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  Speaker 4: Could not turn it off the most random questions, and
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to look at my phone because I
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  Speaker 4: didn't want to, like, you know, get in that mode.
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  Speaker 4: So I just sat there wondering all night, like I
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  Speaker 4: wonder what her last name is? And why are my
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  Speaker 4: feet so hot? Like all night with these stupid kind
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  Speaker 4: of questions.
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  Speaker 1: Are you stressing about something?
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  Speaker 5: No, it's almost as if this sleep schedule is awful
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  Speaker 5: for a human being.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, that can't be.
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  Speaker 1: People deal, Yeah, it's just they do.
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  Speaker 3: I just think people deal like people like you need
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  Speaker 3: a certain number of hours of sleep in a twenty
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  Speaker 3: four hour period, right, yeah, and you figure out how
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  Speaker 3: that works for you. Right, everybody has an eight hour workday,
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  Speaker 3: let's say, yeah, right, we all get the same amount
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  Speaker 3: of time. Nobody has any more or any less time.
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  Speaker 4: Well, even if the schedule, I guess, I'm just it's.
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  Speaker 1: The same way.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get why when we put the clocks people
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  Speaker 3: lose an hour. They freak out, like it's the same way.
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  Speaker 3: So I go to bed an hour early.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the thing. Even if we had a different schedule.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I have a job where I get up at
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  Speaker 4: eight in the morning, I still would have a night right, and.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't explain why you're not sleeping right for days
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  Speaker 3: on that and really like nuts, so we know you're.
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  Speaker 4: Nuts, right, but like hyper focusing on like earworm songs
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  Speaker 4: and like weird questions that I cannot get out of my.
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  Speaker 3: He says, that's somebody who's too rested in a way.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting because like you have all the don't feel that way.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say that you have all this energy, like your
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  Speaker 3: your body is storing or has all this energy and
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  Speaker 3: you can't I know, like when when I'm really tired, man,
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  Speaker 3: it's everything I can to not fall as I'm the.
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  Speaker 4: Other way around though. I walked home from Toyota the
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  Speaker 4: other day four miles and I was like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: sleep good to night, up all night. So I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: like when I'm over tired. Yeah, like.
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  Speaker 1: When you're ever really really really hungry and eventually the
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  Speaker 1: hunger just goes away. As well, I'm tired is when
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  Speaker 1: I can't sleep totally.
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  Speaker 4: You're kind of like buzzing and you just can't turn
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  Speaker 4: it off.
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  Speaker 3: And then for the little bit of sleep that she
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  Speaker 3: did get, she had some weird ass Greg had Greg
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  Speaker 3: had his weird dream. Yeah, but Greg, You'll like this one.
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  Speaker 4: This is crazy. I've never had a dream like this
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  Speaker 4: in my life. I dreamed that I got it on
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  Speaker 4: hard with Charlie's there own and and it's because I
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  Speaker 4: woke up in this like bed.
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  Speaker 3: With Maybe that's why I couldn't sleep, because you woke
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  Speaker 3: up too horny.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe she was in the middle asleep between my husband
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  Speaker 4: and I and I kind of woke up, and because
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  Speaker 4: he got up, and when he got up, he reached
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  Speaker 4: over and grabbed her boob, and I got super pissed.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, I'm gonna show him. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: just get it on with Charlie Sarah and that'll show.
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  Speaker 1: Him to learn crazy.
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  Speaker 4: And it was like super intense.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, so was your husband watching them?
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  Speaker 4: He like went to like brush his teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, medic, are you sleeping sitting up?
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  Speaker 1: I looked over there. Medace is like.
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  Speaker 3: Someone's when someone's look is just yeah, like out there.
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  Speaker 5: There's so much information to process. It's exhausting.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just like mannis is menaces fall asleep right here?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to get that dream gone.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was crazy. So it was like I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: like serves him right, Like, I'm really getting back at him.
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  Speaker 3: But what do what does that mean? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: Like I've never ever had a dream, a lesbian dream ever.
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  Speaker 3: If there's an anger involved. But then also this like
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  Speaker 3: sexual test. Yeah that I'll do it better. No, like
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  Speaker 3: there's worse dreams to have.
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting back at him because he grabbed your boom.
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  Speaker 4: So look what I'm going to do with.
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  Speaker 3: While we're having some computer issue network. All right, welcome
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  Speaker 3: back everybody, Thank you. Some hypothetical questions. Morgan's always got
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  Speaker 3: random stuff that comes out of her mouth. Yeah, I'm right,
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  Speaker 3: Greg too. So Morgan said that a lot of hers
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  Speaker 3: are pep and poo poo and sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, all right, right, it's kind of all over the place. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit all over the place. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: kind of think of you guys when I come up
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  Speaker 1: with these, Yeah, like they're kind of specific to certain people.
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  Speaker 3: Well, because then again, this is one of those things
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  Speaker 3: inner thought stuff exactly. I said, Well, instead of just
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  Speaker 3: letting it be inter thought every once in a while,
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  Speaker 3: you throw it out here in the studio randomly during
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  Speaker 3: a commercial break, write it down. I'll see what you
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  Speaker 3: guys end up coming. They say, like journaling your dreams
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  Speaker 3: or you know, things like that, and then you can
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  Speaker 3: bring it into your therapist. This is no way therapy,
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  Speaker 3: but just out of curiosity the stuff that's floating around
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  Speaker 3: and Greg and Morgan's heads.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought up journals. People who keep journals.
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  Speaker 1: Do they ever sit down one day and go back
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  Speaker 1: and read go back?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was supposed to be just for your therapists,
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  Speaker 3: like you brought like they say, hey, journal, whenever you
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  Speaker 3: start thinking this way and then bring it in, they
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  Speaker 3: can kind of read into it and see.
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  Speaker 4: But just like what's going on diary, I couldn't yeah, slug.
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  Speaker 1: Like super boring write down ideas. What about that exercise
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  Speaker 1: when they say just open the page and start right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just see where and then you say right, one ever
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  Speaker 1: comes to mind? I know I would sit there.
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  Speaker 7: For an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I don't right for lunch? I would like chick in right.
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  Speaker 3: So what's the first hypothetical question? Greg Gory?
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  Speaker 1: So Woody, if you could take a pill that gave
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  Speaker 1: you the perfect body in your opinion, yeah, but it
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  Speaker 1: took away fifty percent of your intelligence? Would you take
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  Speaker 1: the pill?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Already kind of compromised there. I told you I'm
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  Speaker 3: not the smartest person. You hear it on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I'm not like when it comes
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  Speaker 3: to book smarts and things like that, I'm not very smart.
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  Speaker 4: And could you live with half of that?
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  Speaker 1: I live with half of yeah, right, exactly. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: very I have good streets smarts. Yeah, so what half
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  Speaker 1: of that? I think, you know what, I think it
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  Speaker 1: probably would Wow. But you have the perfect body, right exactly,
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  Speaker 1: and whatever in your mind is the perfect body. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you would have. Yeah, yeah, I would too.
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  Speaker 5: Because good look at people don't need to be smart. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No if I if I wasn't street smart and not
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  Speaker 3: book smart, then no. But I think the street smart's
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  Speaker 3: way more important than the book smart stuff.
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  Speaker 4: What if it's just like, you have a perfect body,
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  Speaker 4: but you're pretty much half lobotomized all around.
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  Speaker 1: You're drooling under stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're just kind of like street smart, you're
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  Speaker 4: not very BookSmart.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get to pick and choose vegetable.
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  Speaker 4: But I know, but you can't cherry pick like I'm
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  Speaker 4: still street smart. I just don't remember.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say it was all half half where I'm at
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  Speaker 3: with street smarts, half where I am with book smarts.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm okay with that. Wow, because the book smart
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  Speaker 3: stuff whatever already pretty dumb. It doesn't get much dumber.
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  Speaker 1: It's called AI And then the streets.
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  Speaker 3: Smart stuff, I'm half as good as I am right
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  Speaker 3: now the streets smart stuff. You're probably I'll be okay
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  Speaker 3: with that. But I'm gonna have a banging body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna look so hot. Oka, you have the gutters, right,
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  Speaker 1: the ween right, everything perfect? A quarter off your stomach right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you would too, Greg, you wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 1: You go to a new beach.
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  Speaker 3: You're a IMMENSA member.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, because I'm not super hot, I've had
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  Speaker 4: to work really hard to have a brain. And then
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  Speaker 4: I'd just be like, well, now what, I'm in my forties.
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  Speaker 4: Who cares if I'm hot? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: The world, no, page, it's more important than any.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is that a question? So yeah you would?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Sammy, No, you would not do that.
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  Speaker 6: Would I cut my intelligence in half.
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  Speaker 3: To be the impart to have like just whatever in
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  Speaker 3: your mind would be the perfect body, would be the
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  Speaker 3: height that you want everything?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm good, Yeah, okay, Mariy would you do it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I totally would.
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  Speaker 3: Well, apparently, Samy just think she's perfect.
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  Speaker 6: I also can't really afford to lose that much intelligence.
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  Speaker 1: I feel your girl, So then one of Morgan's I
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  Speaker 1: like this one stuck out to me when you asked,
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  Speaker 1: would you rather never be able to masturbate again or
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  Speaker 1: never be able to eat solid food again?
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  Speaker 3: I'll never be able to masturbate again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaning that you can't have so because masturbation is
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  Speaker 1: so great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm agreeing to have all my food through a straw.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that great.
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  Speaker 1: I would never masturbate. Yeah, of course, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was going to be an easy
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  Speaker 2: Well what is it for you? Oh yeah, same solid food.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I masturbate as much as a man does.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I want to do solid food because then he's skinny.
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  Speaker 1: Again. Oh, it.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't mean that it's necessarily low calorie.
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  Speaker 5: You can still have intercourse. You don't need a gel.
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  Speaker 1: I know. It doesn't mean you can.
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  Speaker 3: Even though, yeah, even though you're drinking like my milkshakes shakes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, still, I think you would lose weight.
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  Speaker 3: It depends, but it's not. It's not worth it for
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  Speaker 3: the masturbation stuff. It's not you got to masturbate that bad,
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  Speaker 3: like Okay, So I thought question, No, that's what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: You're you're choosing masturbation over solid food because you're not listening.
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  Speaker 1: I rather.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to masturbate. I rather I
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  Speaker 5: rather have not solid food.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you're saying that it's the same thing.
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  Speaker 6: You're taking a you're not listening.
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  Speaker 1: The option was would you rather never masturbate again or
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  Speaker 1: never eat solid food again? And you're saying, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: would lose weight because I would do the protein shake.
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  Speaker 3: Which means that you would would be more.
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  Speaker 1: Be allowed to masturbate.
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  Speaker 3: You're taking it from masturbation.
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  Speaker 7: So basically, I.
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  Speaker 1: Think, I think what you will accept your apology when
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  Speaker 1: you're ready.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I hear that you've given up half your intelligence,
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  Speaker 3: but you don't have a perfect body, So what happened?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's where it's too weird.
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  Speaker 3: I would give me another one of more organ Morgan,
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  Speaker 3: what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: Easier? Question?
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  Speaker 2: Easier, let's go with this one. Would you rather be
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  Speaker 2: stranded in space or at the bottom of the ocean?
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  Speaker 2: I think about this a lot, really, yes, but think
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  Speaker 2: about this. I do still stuck up there.
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  Speaker 4: I always think about what's scarier, being at the bottom
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  Speaker 4: of the ocean or being stecond space. I think about
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  Speaker 4: this all the time, and I would much rather be
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  Speaker 4: in space than in the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: They're equally scary, yeah, because it's not like again on
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  Speaker 3: either one, it's you just go outside and hope for
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  Speaker 3: the best.
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  Speaker 4: Because we've only explored what like two percent of the ocean,
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  Speaker 4: there's like literal aliens living in like the Marianna's Trench.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say about the forest. But no only.
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  Speaker 3: Literally literally literally literal aliens.
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  Speaker 4: No, but for real, I mean they might as well be.
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  Speaker 4: They look, they look terrifying.
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  Speaker 3: Sure they haven't seen them before. They're always discovering or
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  Speaker 3: you know, finding something that we never found the ocean before.
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  Speaker 5: Super creep sounds like something I would say all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you guys, crap on me about it.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking with the lock nest monster or.
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  Speaker 4: Angler fish.
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  Speaker 5: Forest forests have not been So why are you giving
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  Speaker 5: me that demeanor but not her?
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  Speaker 3: But I am, I am, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Have we discovered more of the ocean than I'm aware of?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not arguing with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But when you say literal aliens, we.
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  Speaker 3: Did literal Oh that's right, not like from other planets,
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  Speaker 3: but just like life that we weren't were unaware of exactly,
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  Speaker 3: and Menace is saying, well, the Bigfoot, you know, because
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  Speaker 3: we haven't explored.
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  Speaker 1: All the forests, therefore Bigfoot, Therefore Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 3: Although you can do thermal imaging over every square inch
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  Speaker 3: of the forest without ever going through that personally, all.
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  Speaker 5: Goes underground into caves.
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  Speaker 1: Bigfoot likes caves. Greg. This one made me think of Menace, where, oh,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Would you rather live for another fifty years?
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  Speaker 1: But you could never leave your house? Or only live
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  Speaker 1: for five more years? But you can go anywhere? Oh years? Really? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you would have to be home.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, totally embrace.
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  Speaker 1: Via the Greg life.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll stream every movie ever made.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be fine, go swimming. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm surprised by that because I thought, I know you never.
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  Speaker 1: You can never stay home? No, I could.
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  Speaker 7: I could do either for fifty years.
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  Speaker 1: You think you have to stay home versus five years?
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: Can people come over?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: It's like house arrest.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like house arrest VR is gonna kick ass by then.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Or you can go anywhere you want, but only for
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: five more but your property so like yeah, like you
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: can be outside like in your yard, right, you can
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: your open space.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Like Oprah's house or something like that. You would have
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: to be where you are fifty years all day. I'm
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: taking the fifty years. The fifty years.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Blake could be home for four days so I
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: could do I could.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Do that fifty years.
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: No, I'm taking the fives. I mean the pandemic for
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: me was I'm not doing anything like that. Ever, Well
• 16:57
  Speaker 8: you did, I cannot, but I don't, like I.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: Mean, I just didn't. I really didn't. For fifty years.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: I would not be able to do that.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: But think about CNCHE possibility.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: I know it makes so No, but if it's currently
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: where I am right now, Like I don't have a
• 17:14
  Speaker 8: backyard or anything.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I'm in an apartment. I can go on the front
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: step and.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: I'm in a one bedroom apartment exactly. It's like prison. No,
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: I'll take the.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Five and do what I want.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: All Right, we're gonna take a break. We've got more
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: of the hypothetical questions with Greg and Morgan. If you
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: have answers to any that you've heard so far, hit
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: us up on the text over to two to ninety seven,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: or you think you have like a really good argument
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: for like why you would take the five years, you know,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: or why you would take masturbating over solid food.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Call in eight seven seven four more neck turn that
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: fat ass rid.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Now there are some people are very concerned for Morgan. Yeah,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: she said, just having a rough time turning thirty.
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: Guys, No, we have nothing to do with that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Actually, oh okay, you've always been like between that and
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: like you were just bagging on yourself at the beginning
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: of the show.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Well, look at and.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: People are worried about her.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about me, guys. I mean some people are
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: just a little more negative than that other.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, look, I always say, nobody can hate me more
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: than I hate myself.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Sure, and I'm a happy person, So don't worry about me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: The only difference with Morgan, which I appreciate, I don't
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: think it is a cry for attention because people will
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: say those comments and they want people to like dig
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: deeper and have like deep conversations for attention.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: And child sad fishing.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sad fishing, uh huh.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Like catfishing. But you're like, oh, don't worry about me.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: Why But I don't get that vibe from Morgan.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, no, what's another hypothetical question, Morgan.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, if Bill Cosby were to give you
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: a million dollars.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: I like this one so far. Okay, but you have
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: to drink the cocktail that he makes you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, you do drink for a million dollars.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: Million dollars wake up before he was put in jail,
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: and you know.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Does he know about the deal? Does he know that
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: if I drank this, I'm getting a million dollars?
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: I don't think let's say no, let's say no no,
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: even definitely.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Making definitely well, it wasn't the stuff that he was
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: giving out, Spanish Fly, which is apparently old and like
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: eighty seven.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Just selling a gash.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wasn't like people just drank that stuff for
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: fun back in the day. And yeah, I thought was
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: too did that for fun?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: With the Spanish fly stuff, I remember there being you know,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: you see those like supplements of the gas station now,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: those like cellophane bags, you know, and they look like
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: horse pills for other stuff now, But I remember seeing
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: some that were Spanish Flying. In fact, in the back
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: of like one of those magazines like Kids would Get
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Boys Life or one of those other maybe in the
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: back of like comic books, you'd see like snapping gum
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: or whoopee cushion, things like that some like little build
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: yourself pedal, hell a copter thing you could get Spanish fly.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I never knew what it was though, Yeah, I never
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: understood what it was. I thought it was like, you know,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I thought it made you like oysters are after it
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: was supposed to just make people horny. Okay, yeah, but
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, I would take the million dollars.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I'd drink the Bill Cosby cocktail, would a heartbeat, would would.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all aren't his demographic genis and I would not, Okay,
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: I'm here up for a good adventure.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I could really use a cool mill. And
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: uh yeah, I mean I already know. We know what's
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: gonna happen to us, so it's not going to be
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: a huge surprise.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you're basically saying, like, you know, worst case scenario.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: He's gonna rub himself on me and then I'm gonna
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: wake up with something unpleasant, you know, in my mouth and.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: A million dollars.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Assuming it's an unpleasant thing that's true.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry I wasn't making takes care.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: Of his stuff. You know, you don't know, Sammy, it's
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: a definitely no.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: For you, definitely definite, No, absolutely not.
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: I'm good surprising.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Well there's your your hypothetical questions. Everybody, It's like, all right, yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: what what every one's we didna gets it. It's hold
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: on to them.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I got a master.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: We're so already Burger.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Media, rare, burger media, rare.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Bitch so needy because I'm Russian Asian, He's the best
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: thing not being Asian.
• 21:28
  Speaker 9: Honestly.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: The rights the show and we're into another new hour
• 21:35
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• 22:00
  Speaker 3: over to two to nine eight seven. How's house things
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: in social media world? Menaced? Are they doing?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Have we maintained over two hundred thousand? Oh yeah, we're up, man,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: we are, yeah, okay, but what's really popped off?
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: A lot of our Disney content has done really well? Okay?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Good? Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: People seem to like Disney weird yeah, or living vicariously
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: through others. Yeah, really good. Yeah, I know that people
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: are planning their trips.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: I do have a question for the audience. Mexico City awesome,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: everyone says it is. Yeah, my friends got robbed there,
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: but yeah, but I don't trust your friends right either.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: The place, the place that I'm hearing a lot about.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like, all of a sudden, I've not heard
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: anybody ever tell me that they were going to this place,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: and now, all of a sudden, we were meeting with
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: someone at my son's school just the other day.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to Portugal.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, is going to Portugal?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: See even your mom's going to Portugal.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is crazy.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: It's in Portugal to see so much. Why is it
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: so popular?
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: All I know people that have left America to live
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: in Portugal. Yeah, it's awesome.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: The doors, like the islands off there, the history, the
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: architecture is gorgeous.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting to hear something interesting that would make you
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: want to travel there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: The island history, island.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Like my mom is in her seventies. She just started traveling,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: like when she turns seventy and she's been all over
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: the world. So like it's never too late.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Everybody see Portugal. I picture like the word Portugal. You
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: say that colors, yeah, synesthesia, Oh, numbers, have numbers, have
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: colors numbers? Yea blue poor damn, that's the one. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: remember that, she said before. I always try to catch
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: her ask me a color blue seven? Another one?
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Green three?
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's right, it's not.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: It's a crossed wire idiot.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: But so the word Portugal automatically in my head conjures
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: up like kind of cobble streets, cobblestone streets, coffee cafes, overcast,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: rainy weather. You might as well call it Portland, Oregon.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: To be really sunny.
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the first two are correct. Everything in that area.
• 24:36
  Speaker 9: There's a recent people vacation there because they called a
• 24:39
  Speaker 9: Mediterranean climate even though it's not. On the other side, uh,
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: because it is normally sunny, normally very nice, doesn't get
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: too cold.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Pictures are just like almost like we saw when we
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: were in Alaska.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: They just kind of more like Spain, really hot in Tempritain.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: The word Portugal, that's just that's it makes you feel.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: That's the image that comes that comes to mind. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: had a lot of Portuguese friends growing up, and.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Good for you.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know when I think Portugal, when I
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: think Portugal is the Azors, because they'd say, oh yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: if you're from the Azors, you got to watch out.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: They hook up with your cousin.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: It's on the the people that I know from from
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you have friends from Portuguese friends. Yeah, oh god,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: so yeah, having diverse friends. Yeah, they speak.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: A lot of the have a diverse friends base. Yeah,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: she looks into diversity. Yeah, you have to check it out.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I called my Portuguese friends.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: My friend Becauess Greg says about there's no such thing
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: as a gay wedding.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: What's a gay wed wedding? It's a wedding, but it is.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: A Also they have plumb alcohol.
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: Alcohol is really gets you, really like it's one of
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: those places that never goes below freezing, never gets a
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: belove eighty five.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a nice temperate yeah, eight seven
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: forty four. What is the phone number? You can set
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Real quick about the cruise thing. How I'm obsessed now
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: and I've been watching cruise documentaries. The one thing that
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: drives me crazy about cruises is the quote elite traveler.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: It's the person on the who's done the most cruises
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: in their lives. So I was watching this one documentary
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and they were gonna do this dinner with the captain
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and they invited twenty special guests who are elite travelers,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: and they had this gave the award to this woman,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: old woman who's done like five hundred and forty days
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: at sea. And she walks into this banquet and she says,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: look around this room. These are the best of the best,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the elite. Oh my, you didn't achieve anything. It means
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you took tons and tons and tons of lady, so
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you the elite. Both these are the best of the best.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: There was. There was a woman like that on our cruise.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Otherwise I kept crossing paths with her, and she was
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: always basically interrogating the staff because she knows more about
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: cruises and more about the ships and more about whatever
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: than they do. Fun and she I mean, she was
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: decked out head to toe and all the Disney stuff,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: and she's like eighty some years old, and I think
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: she's one of those people who goes from cruise to
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: cruise to cruise. She had been on our ship, so
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: she's an elite traveler. She had been on our ship.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: This was the third week in a row that she
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: was that she was on and it does the same itinerary.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: So when we got back, new people got on and
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: they went and did the same. She's still there, and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: she's still there anyway. She's talking to the one woman,
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: the one whatever know who's working this like a hostess,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: and she goes, what would you say is the most
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: difficult part of your job? But almost in an interview,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: not even being like fun about it, like it seems
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: like it'd be really fun to have this job. Is
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: there anything that sucks about it? Like nothing fun? It
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: wasn't What would you say is the most difficult part
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: of your job?
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Trying to please all the guests it once, I want
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: to I want to help everyone have the.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Best, trying to do my job well. Crazy people talk
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: And and uh and my wife and I we just
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: we looked at each other. We had the same reaction
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: at the same time, and my wife goes, oh God,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: because we kept running into her, We kept running into
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: her question for you on the text over to two
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: two Nights, having quickly switching gears because I know that
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Gina wants to share something that she saw, Oh yeah,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: and I'll go along with that. But what would you say?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: What what would be an ideal number? Like if you
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: meet somebody new, what would be an ideal number of
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: old Slam partners that you could deal with? Like what
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: like humanterrogating? I don't say, I don't care, Like if
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: you had your choice, Yeah, if you could, if you
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: could point at them and make them have a certain
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: number of sidon partners. Again, that's it. Thank you, seve As,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: not that you care, but if you got to say, hey,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: you know what, I would prefer no more than X.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: What would that number be? I have some normal by
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: the numbers on that. And then Gina has something that
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: she found, Yeah, and she wants to know if it's true.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: But I don't know how we would help you out
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: with the thing.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess it's just gonna have to be anecdotal.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: You're gonna that sounds like me.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Morgan or whoever might be able to help you out
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: with it, because it's it's it's something for women and.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: How they can like tell how good you're going to be, like.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: How how great or not great somebody would be. Yeah,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: in the sack, I see what I'm saying, Greg, just
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: by looking at you, just by.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Looking at seeing a couple of different cues.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to be good.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: But on the text, just so we can get that
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: normal by the number thing. If you meet somebody new,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: in your own opinion, no right or wrong answer here,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: what would be an ideal number of old slam partners
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: that person could have that you could deal with? Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: text it over to two to ninety seven, will take
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: the break, and then Gina will share what she's got.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: We'll find out the normal by the numbers. Next, hang on,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: what do you show back in a few You're right
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: back show alright, So we asked you on the text
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: over to two two nine eight seven.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: So you meet somebody.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: New, what would be the ideal number of old slam
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: partners this person could have that you could deal with?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: And I thought the best phrase the question way better
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: than I could because again, not that you care, and
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: it might not be it's not isn't a big deal
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: to you. But if all things equal, you got to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: choose what would that be? Because the sweet spot women
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: say for dudes, it's between four or five, with two
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: or three being casual.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And the age where they lost to virginity would
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: be somewhere between eighteen and twenty years old. This is
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: normal by the numbers. Talking talking to people, people in
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: rural areas, men say, men say, when it comes to women,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: the ideal two to three total sex partners with one
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: or two casual ones, and the age where they lost
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: to virginity would be between sixteen and eighteen.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Are these people who got married at twenty.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Three years not be getting little nervous about their own numbers?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: I would prefer the guy I'm with to be far
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: more experienced than that, you know, like let him work
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: it out on everybody else, right, really?
• 31:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I ideally yeah yeah yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: I mean I figure out all the kinks, you know,
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: attended on everybody else, and then like you know, when
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: you know what you're doing, like confinement on getting right.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: To be honest, I never really thought that women actually
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: cared about that number, and I know, guy, we.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Do, because the number is always way higher than the
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: dude's number. Typically, I would say, on average, it's got
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to be because it's easier for them and the guys
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: get necessary left to their own devices, I think a
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: guy's number would be in the thousands, right, and then that's.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: What gay guys do.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, what he's getting at is that there and this
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: is something that the dating apps have really shown, is
• 32:02
  Speaker 9: there are super users with guys. Is that a small
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: percentage of the guys are having a large percentage of
• 32:08
  Speaker 9: the sex and a large percentage of the guys are
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: having almost none.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Right because the dating apps.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: Because that's what the dating app show is that guy
• 32:16
  Speaker 9: who's six to two makes one hundred fifty grand a year,
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: he's going to have his pick at the litter, and
• 32:20
  Speaker 9: the guy who's five eight and what makes thirty five
• 32:22
  Speaker 9: grand a year will probably get nothing. He'll be like
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: our word, Tyler and get like one or two matches
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: a year and basically.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Never get laid. Poor Tyler. What he said, and he
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: said he did.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: And it is on the apps though he's on the streets.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the worse.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, five one two saying I'll put that number
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: at twenty nine one five slams max. So that's casual,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: serious or otherwise the same or less than mine? Okay,
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: no less than fifteen. Experience is fun and I don't
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: want him wondering what if or what others could be.
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Like it's a less then number.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nine to five, one says ten, another one says
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: five or less less than ten. Ten seems to be
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: a pretty pretty just looking over our text at least
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: somewhere in there. I'm forty one years old. I lost
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: count after seventy in my early thirties.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: People with moderate sex lives are judged more positively, while
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: those at either extreme, either superactive or completely inactive, tend
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: to face more judgment. The study also found that men
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: who had less sex than their ideal were judged more
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: harshly than women in the same situation, So men still
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: face that pressure to perform, while women are penalized more
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: for exceeding expectations.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: We've already known that. But like when a guy has
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: had like one or two partners, I think it's like, what,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: like you really want to know the backstory behind like
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: the lower numbers. Yeah, were you in.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: A relationship for fifteen years? For sixteen years exactly?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I told you the dream My dream idea would be
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: you meet somebody, they're a virgin, right, they've never been
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: with anybody, and then you break the sea also to speak,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: and then they just become a nympho that's movies like that,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: The Virgin Slut. They waited, wait, to wait, to wait,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: and then all of a sudden, now they're just in
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: the reason that they don't know any.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Better than you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: See, they don't know any better and they're no comparison.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: That whole thing about I don't even know tricks and stuff.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: We can read about and learn tricks like.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I can watch video learn as you go. That's amazing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: The weird thing, too, is like that girl, she's not
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: even so much concerned about herself.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: She just wants you to be happy too.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, about again the Japanese AI girlfriends.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Girlfriends, Greg, what would the ideal number be?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: See Gina made me think because I was gonna say five, okay,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: and in my mind hopefully it's zero, But yeah, I
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: was gonna say five. But I think you're right if
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit more than that, work out that
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: they're not tight or they know what you know, could
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: be more fun or more daring or more naughty.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: So the last person I was with, we did that.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: We should try it. I don't want I don't want
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: to say it, and I really that's what it is.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: But that's what you're saying when you say things like all,
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: I want to learn how to do that, I want
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: to have this experience.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. So yeah,
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, uh, no more than ten.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: So what your number? Ideally?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know, eighteen, twenty.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Twenty okay menace?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Uh for female, I mean the dream is zero.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: But what about for dudes?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Then? Yeah, of course about one hundred.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: No, I say, you agree with what what he said?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, that's the dream, but dream, but it's
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: not realistic. Realistically, it's probably like I don't know, like
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: four or so four Sammy.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I'm a gin like twenty.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, is that's what I'm saying. Women are way better
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: at this than guys.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I would say I'm with men like in an ideal,
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: absolute world zero. Though at a certain age it becomes
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: even with women, it becomes weird, like you're thirty and
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: you have.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something's going on? What's going on there?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it probably is in the three or four range.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: That's not realistic.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but again, could it could be maybe they just
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: got so tied up in their career, you know. Yeah,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: yeah she was like she just really focused. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: she had that one relationship that she was with the
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: all the way through college and out of college into
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: her career, and as her career took off, she became
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: more focused on her career and so she didn't really
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: have time for the relationship. And then they broke off,
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: and then she decided just to really focus one hundred
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: percent no relationships.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, she's ready for fun.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: He's only had one or two uh slams in the past,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: and she's slam dudes in the past, and now she's
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: really ready to keep.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: So let's go.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard I've heard women. I've never heard a
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: guy say it, but I've heard women say I'm a
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: born again virgin.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: That doesn't that count? No, that's what's so?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't It's like how people in prison find
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: Jesus that. Yeah, that's that doesn't count.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: I'm a virgin you know in one Uh no, it
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: doesn't count.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Now I have a pressure.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: What do you seat, what do you think is the
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: realistic number like that at average?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: No, no, the realistic number that how many partners a
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: woman has been with?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh? How about she lies by? Like but what?
• 37:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Like, so were ideally we say four? But what's the
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: realistic number by the time, probably like.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: By the time a woman's thirty, by thirty, probably probably
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: a dozen probably yeah, and then and then uh okay
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: for a dude same age thirty.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: It depends.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Also, it has to be no no, like because any
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: any woman can hit a dozen number.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Not easy, not on the weekend. Yeah, butch guy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Can't an average guy eat twelve chicks in years?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: I don't think so.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's unlikely.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: Not one one early year.
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because they sit down, they get wife eyed up
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: for three four years, or.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: If they don't, because they get excited because somebody actually
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: is having sex with them.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Buddy, then my buddy married the first girl that gave
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: it up to him.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that together, Okay, good for them?
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah wow, Yeah. I think they both don't have any
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: other options. So their number is one yeah wow for both.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, kind of sweet though, like a bay It
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: So I again targeted algorithm on Instagram.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I got it.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: I had to click on this. It says signs he'll
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: be great in bed And I was like, well, what
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: are we talking about now? You guys, men, women, you guys,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: tell me what you think of this?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I have no, docu, was this geared toward because it's
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: that he'll be good in bed?
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Sod?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: All right, So Sammy Morgan and Greg, I guess.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: He says when he talks, does he use his hands?
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: When a guy's good in bed, he'll have a tendency
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: to talk with his hands, really really use his hands,
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: flail with his fingers.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I mean I do that, So I'll say, yes, it
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: does sound.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Do women notice nuanced things like that?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: You can't ask guys this question because we don't care.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: The question is will she have sex with you? Yeah,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: it's like it's not it's free pizza, right, like, yeah,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: will Well.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: This one, I think we can all agree he pays
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: attention to your feelings. When a guy doesn't care about
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: how you feel, then he's not going to care about
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: how you feel in bad I think that's a decent.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: This is dumb true. This is for women.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's for women. That's what you feel.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: These are just lies that are put in.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: If you pretend to care about her, she will probably
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: be more willing to give it up.
• 39:39
  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, it doesn't. If he thinks you're hot, that's
• 39:45
  Speaker 9: all that matters.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, I know about this one. He isn't selfish? Does
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: he share his dessert with you?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: If he's selfish when you're out to dinner, have we
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: selfish in the bedroom? Okay? This one, this one, I
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: think we can all agree universally, men and women. Is
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: he a good kisser.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Because you've got No, that's the most Okay, that's true,
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: that's the most reasonable one. Yeah.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Right, So you're not going and you've got no chance
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: if you're like a lizard going through mashed potatoes with
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: that time, no chance.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But didn't we recently talk about how in adulthood you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: don't really make out anymore. No, oh, yeah, you know
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I can't. It's just not really a sash Yeah, for
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: like thirty seconds make out?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nacking right.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you the last time.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah you just made out?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or even not even in the context of other
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: other it really make it? Yeah, make it out?
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: So you just hit it and quit it.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: No, it's not hitting and quit but like making Yeah,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: it's like you age out of hand jobs. What I'm saying,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: like hands hand drods are fine.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I'll disagree with that one in the world.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I'm saying you, but I think I'm saying in general,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: like you know, you can get like that's fine in
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: high school, like the little little hand actions fine in
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: high school. It's like dry humping, like who's why.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: What's the point?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the point?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: What end?
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the very minimum would know, the very minimum would
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: be mouth party.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh that I thought you made the hand drop?
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: But don't you isn't that the start? Don't you start
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: making out and then that's how you continue?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Right? But you know high school kids will make out
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: and that's the end.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: I don't think, like what are you saying?
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: They don't even make out even at.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: The lead up right now.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: But my point is like, uh, after you've been married
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: for a while, I don't know like how many people
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: are just like making out make out, Like like like
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: when would that even happen or start during? Yeah, I
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: guess you know a lot of times it's like so, uh,
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? Should we do it? You're like, yeah,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: let's go. That's marriage.
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Just like meat in the hallway and just like get
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: crazy like push up against the wall.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine what a disgusting visual?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I can't? Yeah, I can't, Yeah, I can't read. I've
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: got we're gonna need a new stucco.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Well, the other ones are, does he make serious intense
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: eye contact with you?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Don't?
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, don't.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Well you know I don't want intense icon that's a
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: gay thing.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Look away.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: I've been bringing up with when I talked to the
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: gay community, they say they just look at each other
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: at a club and then they go do sex somewhere
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: in the in the back, like stare at each other
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: because it's for.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Dudes, because you're another it's another dude.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, by just looking at him.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: You know, there was a there was a funny meme
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: I saw. It was a picture of a you know,
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: straight couple and then a picture of lesbian couple and said,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: high divorce rate, high divorce rate, what's the common denominator.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's so much.
• 43:03
  Speaker 9: He's like another dude with a dude like just mega easy. Yeah,
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: women start what like two thirds of divorces, right, I believe.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it makes sense.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: Guys are super.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: Hard to live with, right yeah, oh yeah, yeah, because
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: we're not free money.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: But guys the easiest.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: But guys get I mean gay guys like that is
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: the ideal. Right, And I don't know if this is
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: your case, and somehow I doubt it. But a lot
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: of my gay friends are like, yes, we are in
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: a very committed relationship, but it's also an open relationship.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I never blenty of those guys. I never understood that.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of gay dudes like that too,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: like our gay unicorn because she and I he matches
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: the profile and it comes to the alcoholism.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but nothing inside of that. Yeah, because the guys
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: and gay guys I know are exactly what you talking about.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I never even dream of a life like that.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: How tell a woman's good in bed? She's off her meds,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: says the nine to five one.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Nice, that's funny.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: What is weird? The Woody Show?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: In speaking of weird? After six years, this guy who
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: admitted to sexually gratifying himself with pool floats has been
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: guilty to stealing dozens of pool floats. His name is
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Christopher Mannan. He's forty one years old, and he would
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: cut the screen doors and get into people's backyards all
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: over town to swipe inflatables, which plays later found stockpiled
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: in a vacant house across retreat from his house, and
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: among the stash there was a duck float, a bacon
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: float that looks like a little strips of bacon.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I there's even a Shaquille O'Neill branded lounger. Oh that's cool.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: He told the cops that he used the floats to
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: quote gratify himself as an alternative to harming others.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, only two.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, I much rather you steal my pool float
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: and have sex with that rather than sexually assault an
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: actual person or an animal.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: I I have found a good place to get a
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: deal on him on pool floats five and below five
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: below an Yeah, and they also have the pool noodles.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: That's the spot. Or you could just tell the cops
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you're a kleptomaniac.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: The best, the best pool noodles. They sell them at
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Costco Menace. Oh no, no, those are dude, those are great.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: We have one. Yeah, I love those.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Not good.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: There's certain things that they're like. Okay, those pool noodles
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: are great. Yeah, Krispy Kreme, and he does like nothing bunt.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Cakes like these are the hills he's going to die on.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: And there's other things. I'm like, Okay, he and I
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: are totally in agreement with the other things. I go, wow,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: how'd you rhyme.
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: With that.
• 45:47
  Speaker 11: Show?
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I've got some news and we've got a wood show.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Taste Drive Oh yeah, has a bunch of different items
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: from the retail. They're formerly known as Burlington Coach Factory.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: So I can imagine our surprise where they came back
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: and said, guys, I bought some food items trust to
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Taste Burlington.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't eat hats and gloves. No, they have
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: food there. Yeah, so what kind of items do you have?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: We're going to so many? Okay, you want me to
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: bust them out? Yeah?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because like as you're like passing them around the room,
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I can do something because I got food.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: News as well.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: The first item I have is a dippin' dots like
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: freeze dried cookies and cream like cute.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cube, this.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Isn't popcorn because I saw it's made by the Hers brand.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: So I never, by the way, I never trust food
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: that has those stickers on it because it always seems
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: like that be that the clearance expired, discontinued.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: It's got the price on the outside. Yeah, considered like
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: just off tough off ice cream. Yeah, quickly grab one
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: and take.
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: Bites I remember when my uh I did I didn't
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: go to the National Space Museum in DC, but I
• 46:57
  Speaker 9: like my mom did Freeze.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Ice cread respective Yeah? I like it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Freeze tried ice cream is astronaut ice cream? Yes,
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: like a candy cereal.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, it tastes like cereal. Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: And it's cookies and cream, yes, cookies and cream flavor.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: It does have a slightly weird aftertaste, like it almost
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: gets sour. But that's good.
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: I'm sure it's not naturally This I have here is
• 47:20
  Speaker 13: popcorn for oh okay for a little a little greg
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: over here, many Eminem's.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Candy pop. Yeah.
• 47:32
  Speaker 9: If I had this stuff in my house, it wouldn't
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: last two seconds anything any popcord that's drizzled or we've
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: had the other ones, the Reese ones.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: So here's a question met us. When you're in a
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Burlington how is the store set? I haven't been in
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: there since it was just coods.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Burlington Code Factory is lit, dude. They have everything like
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: that workout equipment, they have an equipment. Yeah, they have
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: a ton of home goods. It sounds like a t
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: J Max Yeah, but is it t J Max times
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: like five.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, so they just kind of evolved.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I got some lovely laundry baskets.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: And so they have a food section or is this
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: stuff just kind of like randomly an end caps food section.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Now, corners bomb is bomb. It's got the eminem's, the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: little minis that are essentially melted into the popcorn, not inside,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: but like stuck like a chocolate drizzle.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, now, Greg, do you think also this is
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: because you've been eating nothing but beats, potatoes and cottage
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: cheese for months. Probably, Yeah, you haven't tasted anything like that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I haven't had anything sweetened.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Now this is where we might have a miss. These
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: are ginger chees, original ginger, and they're made by Prints
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: of Peace.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, so are these like little like gingerbread kind of cookieers.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's no bread involved. They come out in
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: individual packets. These are like these like old people candy.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, help your stomach.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I think I don't know, maybe I don't know. Ginger choes,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: injured cheese ginger.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's I've seen this sort of stuff before
• 49:05
  Speaker 9: where it oh, it's like a dry.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Even the bags on appealing that has because they just
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: have pictures of real ginger.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Root on the It's a texture of it looks like
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: we would be holding like a dishwasher soap.
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like a texture of a very chewy twizzler. Maybe
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: more so you have to chew.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: It a lot people. Yeah, really on purpose. Yeah, thick
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: gummy bear. This how you guys feel about candy corn? Yeah?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Probably this is It's just weird that it's not.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: I can't eat it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I like it. I like the.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: What do you showed Taste drive this year? These are
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: all things that Menace found at again the retailer formerly
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: known as Burlington Code Factory.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: They have food, they have.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Some This one is gonna be interesting. This is Snack
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Club Tahen gummy bears, gummy bears.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that mix together.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Well, people put to heena on on fruit obviously, so
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: it's a fruit flavor.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: He with the Taheen flavor, Yeah, like on on watermelon
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: and stuff like folse wh don't know.
• 50:05
  Speaker 9: Ta is typically dried chili's lime, juice, powder, sea salts, et.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Cetera, et cetera.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Ginger trew was spicy, is going.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: To be finish? Is spicy?
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, first of all, finish. So the bears.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Yah, the definitely you could tell they coated with a
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: good tah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems to be a pretty positive reaction so far.
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: They're bugging out of his head.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: He's having the best day ever.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: You gotta go to snack club.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Taheen.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Gummy bears?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Those are I give those like a ten good? All right,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: that's just kick. This is a spicy meat ball.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: This one is doctor pepper cotton candy.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so I don't even know cotton candy
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: in the bag, Like it looks like a little bag
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: of chips.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: We have doctor Pepper beef jerky recently. If you're calling
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: that was gone off.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: All this looks like, oh my god, dude, it looks like, yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: something at my laundry bath. You know. It looks like yeah,
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: it looks like you know when you buy a shirt
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: sometimes and they're like all shrunk down into like a pluck.
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you have to get it wet to expand, like.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: And yeah, you're not going to try terry parts.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Gross A little piece yeah, a little yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Does it taste like doctor pepper?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It does? I mean that was that was the tiniest
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: little piece of a decent amount. Yeah. You're so happy.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: It does. It's disconcerting. It looks like a look, it's bad.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: It does kind of taste like doctor Pepper. It's weird
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: for cotton candy to taste like doctor Pepper.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: But it's not bad.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: The kid would love them.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my daughter anything cotton kids, she gets cotton candy
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: ice cream.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we went to a place with the Italian ice,
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: you know, like Rita's, and they have they have a
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: cotton candy ice.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine that be any good. No, it doesn't
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: sound because.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Cotton candy is always kind of somewhat disappointing.
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: This in general is coconut macaroon.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to be the guy who's bought the
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: most food ever.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I know I did. Look, I just had bags and bags,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: just have like a couple of things. He did his
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: grocery shopping. Smells good.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Now, I do like coconut. You like coconut? Right to worship?
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: The brand is dual Zura, surely, yeah, dual Zula. Does
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: that look like it sounds doula from what I can
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: see from here.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Coconut macaroons Dulzura.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Dulzura, all right, coconut macaroon a.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Little small, like quarter size as well, maybe a little
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: larger cookies.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, but for a macaroon, it's not good exactly, Like
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: you can sense the coconut, but you're not overloaded with it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: There should there should be more actual shredded coconut and
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: more coconut flavor. They're kind of dry and bland.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: There's way better macaria.
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't recommend Burlington Co Factory not coming with
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: the macarooms.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: This next item is warhead cubes.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, are you warheads?
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah? It was like a gummy flavor because warheads are
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: usually are.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: These like hard candies and what gloves on their gummy
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: because I'm handling food.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Oh I see, yeah, because what heads are usually like
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: they have the candy shell and they're liquidity in the middle.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: This is like a gummy almost a gummy bear cub
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: for Yeah, I.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Took the orange one. It's what's the word. You can't
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: concern uh discern what flavor it is. It's weird.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: They're pretty good.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: You like them?
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're like sour pat good.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what they are.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like yeah, all Sam, we can take
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: those home?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: My last Lene. I can't even say grezulas. Where's the yes? Yes?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: And can you say it? What you say? Great? How
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: do you say it?
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: Like?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Cooky is Greg has a gay asked what cool?
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I want to go to Mexico and they have Cocoa
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: crispis and says Coco crispus, Dame Melvin. It's like Melvin,
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: is this the cartoon character They've decided that in Mexico?
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: He's like this elephant. These looks Melvin.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: They look like cookies that have fun on them.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yet short bread kind of cookies.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They smell kind of good actually all.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, they got a very vanilla smell.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: These are all items that were taste driving from the
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: real retailer that used to be known as Burlington Coat Factory.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: And now apparently they have a whole snack section.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Oh goody good.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: It's very dry, very dry there, more dry than the macaron.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. Do you know what they remind me
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: of is animal crackers? Consistency, We're good, okay, and then
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: ankles give them a little pop. Yeah. I feel like
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: they need.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: To be dipped in something.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: All right, So Greg, of all the things that that
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you've tasted today, we're the top three snacks available at what.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the what is this freeze dried ice
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: cream thingy cookies and cream That was good. I'm trying
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to envision what I would sit down and just how
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Probably popcorn with the M and ms or popcorn would
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: be number two. And then these cookies that we tried last.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I could eat this a whole box so good.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, menace.
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: I just had the cookies because I was distributing everything,
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: and the cookies were delicious. I do want to try
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: the popcorn eminem's.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I think those are pretty That's what are your rankings.
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: I will say the graheas as we say as native
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: the Spanish pronunciations.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he was even supposed to be Spanish.
• 55:48
  Speaker 9: It's Spanish for a small sweet pill, uh, the to
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: heen gummy bears, the warhead thing ma jiggers, and the popcorn.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to try that Dr Pepper con
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: canny for the first time.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: All right, Sammy, what was your favorite?
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: Sam as Sea Bass? My favorite is the warhead cubes.
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and then I would do the taheen dummy bears,
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: and then the popcorn.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Alright, met what do you think about Dr Pepper?
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: All right, I liked it. Okay, that's fine.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Well, next time you're at Burlington, guys, yeah, you're in
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: your or some exercise equipment or some snacks.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or a basket launching basket.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: All right, Well there's menaces taste drive for us this
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: morning from Burlington.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Will be right back.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you, guys, am.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: The wood Show.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg was sharing on this how he finally came around,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: he was late to the party on Nathan.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: And Nacion field Nathan Fielder, he's a genius.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he likes he likes that show.
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I just watched when I admitted that that he's a
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: brand new thing. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I didn't play
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: out that he was twelve years late fifty eight times.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Well, in the spirit of what you watch, I just
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: watched this program about beavers, best damn program I've ever seen.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Time for the dad jokes. Everybody four Woody. That's because
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: he hasn't caught his breath yet.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Doubled over.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, seven forty four Woody, text over to two to
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: nine eight seven dad jokes, fun, simple, punny, you know
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: all this stuff. Called them punks, man, you get so
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: caught up on semantics, right.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: But people reinventing the wheel every four years?
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that? I mean, that's got to be something
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: to look into like people like it's not I can
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: see where maybe it's like one word, one phrase, but
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: it's almost all of them.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's got to be like some there's got
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: to be something to that.
• 57:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right, is there a compulsion like standard something about?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know dad jokes? Eight seven seven four? What
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: are let's say hi to Scott? Hey, good morning, Scott.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: How are you, Scotty?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Good morning? Are you guys?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: We're doing fantastic? What's your dad joke?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: What do you call a pile of kittens?
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: What do you call a pile of kittens? What a mountain?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Mountains?
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: No gruble, get it great, it's kittens.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Four? What he texts over to two to two nine
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: eighty seven.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know what Jeff Bezos does before bedwinting? What
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: he puts his Amazon?
• 58:33
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: I'm getting what Amazon?
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: He puts his Amazon? Amazon?
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you guys know how you follow Will Smith
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: in the snow?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: No?
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: You just follow the fresh print.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Just wow, let's go.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: To canvas re response.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Candace, Good morning, good morning.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: All right, what's your what's your dad joke?
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: So what do you get when you mix an elephant
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: and a rhinoceros?
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: What do you get when you mix an elephant and
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: a rhinoceros?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: What I gonna get in?
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: All right, Kennis, thank you for the call. Appreciate you
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: listening to the Woodie Show. Yes, Menace, did.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: You hear about the girl that ate a frog? I didn't.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: They say that she might croak brod getting nas mess.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: But the look on your face either or sucking on
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: a lemon or you didn't like that dad joke that
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Menace had?
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Do you have a better one?
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: I've got a different category blonde jokes, these old gems.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: What do what you call a blonde standing on her head?
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: What a brunette with bad breath'd?
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: First of all, boss the eighties there with the yo
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: mama jokes?
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, polish jokes.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well was the other blonde? I want to Oh? Yeah, uh?
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: How did the blonde drown? She scratching stiff sticker on
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: the scratching sniff sticker on the bottom of the bathtub. Yeah,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: what sound does a witch's car.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Make Greg a witch's car? What broom? Broom?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on, let's go to Johnny.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Johnny, Hey, good morning. I got a knock
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: knock joke for you. Well you won't stick with dag jokes,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: but yeah, Johnny, he.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: That's you. Who's there dishes his dish is Sean Connery?
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: What's the way they say that they be comedy? Timing
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: is everything. I think it was the disjointed nature of
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: that that made it. I mean it was that was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: amazing either way. It's a good dad joke, but the
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: work of art them. Uh, there was a break in
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: you guys at the wig factory. Yeah, the cops they're
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: combing the air.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: In three months they called to clean the ocean.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Who mermaids?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: The position sixty nine will now be ninety six due
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: to the tariffs, So the cost of eating out.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Has gone up.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: That's on the text. Thank you nine O nine?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Uh, madus, you got another good one for us? Uh?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Why did the car take a nab? Why it was tired?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 10: Hello?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I have one from metas. It's a faker though. Yeah,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: you know dogs can't operate an MRI test but cats
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: can ha. Let's say, uh, let's Daryl.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 10: Good morning Daryl, Good morning show.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Now, Daryl, we're counting on you to bring the heat in.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Why is the chickens not one across the road? Why
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: do chicken not one across.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: The road, Darryl? Because there were a chicken webs on
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: over there?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Oh my god?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I support though, Oh I got okay, menace.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: And then we're going to close out with seat.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: What do clouds wear beneath their plant? Their pants?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: What do clouds wear? Beliefs the pants? What thunderwear?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Thunderwear? Here, folks, you heard it here?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Cloud giving alright, sea bass, Sammy, Yes, now there's that Friday.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Wow, thanks for that clip. What does I d K
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: stand for?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, nobody does.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: WHOA.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: There's dad jokes everybody. You just apologize to show in
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: the morning, and we'll follow up to the dad jokes
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: on the after hours. Voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woodies. This person called
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: in and lets a dad joke.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, Woody, shall we have a dad joke for you?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 11: What did the dad say when he jumped out at
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 11: the surprise party.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Surprize, oh surprise.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, all right, it's cute.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: It's Dumbyah, it's really bad job. All right, how about
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: this one. This guy's drunk, though, so he called in
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: after hours voicemail. He's already hammered with his dad joke.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: You know how hard it is to get to the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 10: drunk stal when you've been drinking. It took me at
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 10: least ten minutes, jez, but this is a dad joke.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 11: So I was in the hospital for a Peakaboo accident.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah I wasn't to.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well I mean did leave him voicemail.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Delivery? Yeah, I mean he rocked it. Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's very uh, very very deliberate. Kind
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: of reminds me of Stephen Wright, one of your.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Favorite comedians, you know, and brilliant him.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Greig loves Stephen Old timey yeah, old time. I mean
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: it's old timy like I'm sure he enjoys that. Well
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: old I'm old, not even Greg, but Stephen right old to.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: What's the last time anybody brought Stephen Wright's name up.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know who Stephen Wright, He's the guy kind
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: of talks like that and la'st Halloween. I walked around
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: with the refrigerator box on my back. I went as
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: an aunt.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: Like he was kind of precursor to Mitch Hedburg doing
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: that kind.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Of thing here.
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  Speaker 12: I also have a Siamese steps on. A friend of
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 12: mine is on the Luigi Border Directors. My doctors told
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  Speaker 12: me I shouldn't work out anymore, and Hill I'm in
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 12: better shape. I said, all right, don't send me a
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  Speaker 12: bill until I pay you.
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  Speaker 3: The fact that much of the word morons is pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: The show we are into out of the new hour
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  Speaker 3: insensitivity trading for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning.
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  Speaker 3: My name is whaty, that's Greg Gory, Hei Menace, Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? What is Gina Gradney? Seabasses?
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  Speaker 3: Here we got Sammy, We got the phones open at
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: eight seven, seven forty four. What a Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Check hands on.
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  Speaker 3: The text over to two two non eighty seven. Check
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  Speaker 3: with us, tell us who you are and then where
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  Speaker 3: around town? You listen to the Wood Show this morning?
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  Speaker 3: Anything anyone you'd like to have us mentioned, exciting weekend plans,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: whatever it is? Text on over Here's a fail in
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  Speaker 3: the failed stories, of course, so I had somebody else
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: normally because I've been doing all this stuff, like when
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: it comes to the schedule each day, Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: copy of the schedule. Make sure everybody gets a copy
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: of the schedule. Some you know, tedious kind of stuff
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  Speaker 3: that I was doing. I finally delegated that and gave
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  Speaker 3: it to somebody else to do it. Yes, and then
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  Speaker 3: the the copy that I got of the schedule, the staples,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Greg was it was it your liking it, let me
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  Speaker 3: see it, don't put it on me. I already redid
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  Speaker 3: it just as much as it was down here and crooked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was like it was. It was all the way down,
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  Speaker 3: I would say, a good inch inch and a half
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  Speaker 3: from the top corner of the left corner toward the center. Like,
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  Speaker 3: who's like that like an animals?
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to do some training on how to
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  Speaker 3: stay right.
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  Speaker 4: It's important.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's so funny that you say that, because we had
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  Speaker 5: our meeting yesterday and I stapled a bunch of things
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: together for you, like I.
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  Speaker 1: Printed out and I heard it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when I first stabled it, I'm like, oh, what
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  Speaker 5: he's not going to like how I staple this.
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  Speaker 1: It's O C. D.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's called right angles. It's not difficult.
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  Speaker 3: And when I was doing the schedule stapling, like you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: guys saw, it was all very uniform. A machine did it,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: you know, because the machine did do it.
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  Speaker 1: Because you can.
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  Speaker 3: Set the copier that you don't have to have things
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: presented like an animal able.
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  Speaker 6: To figure out how to do that.
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  Speaker 4: I've never done that either.
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  Speaker 3: There's a grouping. It's a group staple top left and
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  Speaker 3: eight copies staple top left, color start and it spits
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  Speaker 3: it out and it staples them all nice and pretty
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  Speaker 3: in the top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, IM not difficult.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we can be disgusting, but let's been
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  Speaker 3: presentable the things that we have with Mega Fail. Time
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  Speaker 3: for your Friday Fail stories, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
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  Speaker 3: It's time for your Friday fans.
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  Speaker 9: Sorry, all the people.
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  Speaker 3: Fact he has perfect play on the plane that could
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: ever go wrong with U. Somewhere along the line it
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: went from being a great idea to one big stick
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: in Mega Uber Ultra.
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, not that, Okay, that was a strong
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, you don't get I thought that sound in
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  Speaker 3: my ears, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's good.
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  Speaker 3: I'll sorry with this story about this forty one year
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  Speaker 3: old guy from Seattle. His name is Alex and he
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: is a ski mountaineer, which I had to look up.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: What the hell is a ski mountaineer?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: What they do.
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  Speaker 3: It's someone who combines mountaineering, so climbing mountains with backcountry
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: skiing and snowboarding. You've seen those guys boring it's insane,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: Like it's because these are not.
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  Speaker 1: You know, meant for this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, these are not ski trails. Yeah, you just go
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  Speaker 3: find a place and then go ski or snowboarding. But
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: it's sounds like cross country skiing boring. No, it's not
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: that kind of skiing. It's downhill, yeah, and then like
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: trail for you.
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  Speaker 5: To ye, like going off cliffs and stuff. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Cross country skiing is hellibaring.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: It's basically walking. Yeah, but you.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Feel like so you hike up or you climb up
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  Speaker 3: some gnarly off in high altitude terrain. Sometimes you got
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: to use like ice axes and ropes and whatever and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: then ski back down. No, thank you, I'm good. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: He was part of this three person team. They climbed
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  Speaker 3: up Mount McKinley, a notoriously sketchy spot called Squirrel point,
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  Speaker 3: Alex wasn't roped up. He ended up falling three thousand
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  Speaker 3: feet down a glacier.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: His teammates couldn't see or hear him. After the fall,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: they had to hike down to help him, high wind
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: snow made of things really tough, and they finally found
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: him very dead.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, three thousand feet Yeah, if.
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  Speaker 3: You're planning to scale the tallest mountain in North America,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: maybe don't do it unroped. I mean, god's pretty stupid.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: A guy in Vermont issuing the local newspaper because they
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: didn't cover his kids high school basketball games. The suit
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: claims the paper ignored the schools outside of a certain
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: county and in doing so, ruined his kids college prospects. Hey,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: if you really cared, you would have moved. You would
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: have moved into the districts that they were covering if
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: you thought that that was what was gonna really set
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: them over the top. I know people who have done
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: that are college scouts reading the local paper. He also
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: claims the lack of coverage gave him the dad stress, anxiety,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: stomach problems, and panic attacks.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The judge shut the suit down. On top of that,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: the dad used fake citations and made up quotes in
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: the court filings. So now there's going to be hearing
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: to see if he gets sanctioned for that sales. My
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: son was friends with this one kid and they both
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: worked at the amusement park together. And the way that
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: works is if you're late or there's other things, you
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: get it's a point system. So if you if you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: call out last minute, that's X number of points and
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: you can't get any more than X number of points
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: before they just let you go. Right, So this kid
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: ended up getting like twenty five points, which is not
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: good like total He had twenty five, Yeah, and I
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: forget what the reason was for and it was his
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: own fault, right, So the dad shows up to the
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: HR office and is yelling at them about how his
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: son has these points. Oh my god, this is my
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: son's friend. I go, don't ever expect that from me. Man,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: you're never getting.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: That kind of service out of door.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: That just to make you clear, dude, how embarrassing.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Also we've written embarrassing.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: How like parents are showing up job interviews.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Job interviews, what is happening? But I'd be so embarrassed.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I don't even want my parents visiting me at work.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Never way get out and then uh, what was it
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: like teachers dealing with parents that the kids get in
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: trouble at school? Yeah, and then the parents go to
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: the school and bitch of them and the teachers because
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: their kids in trouble.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: How is that? What is going on? I don't understand.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: It's got to be a generational thing. Let him grow,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: because if I had that many points, my dad would say, good,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you got fired, or.
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  Speaker 5: Like I got in trouble in school, like I'm always
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: in the.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong no matter what.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: And one of my favorite stories of the week, it's
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: about this guy named John Robinson. He was late for
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: his flight from Detroit to Los Angeles, so he called
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: in a bomb threat. A guy like this, guess the airline.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Cutter airlines?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Emirates, what.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of guy?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of guy calls it a bomb threat because
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: he's late. Spirit in the spirit say they say stereotypes
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: aren't true it. Yeah, the plane hadn't left yet, so
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: they took everybody off the plane. They interviewed them, screened
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: everybody again.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Had to go through.
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  Speaker 3: Six hours later, the plane finally leave. Please say they
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: easily tracked the call back to him using you know,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: phone records and stuff, and he was arrested because he
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: showed up at the airport later that day to take
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: a different flight.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Idiot, So why I.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Don't understand if you if you're already planning to take
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: a different flight because you were late, why the bomb threat?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: It's great?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: They asked him the same question, and he admitted to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: making the call, but he had hoped that the delay
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: would be long enough for him to make it.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: Six hours, not enough, So.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: He was arrested, taken to failed jail. What a dumbes.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Logic? Right the show show, I'll tell you what.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: He's been a very patient boy. Welcome out, Joey and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Joey Joey, Hello, all right, it's time and you know what,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: let's do it just for funzies, because you waited so long.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: On hold, I'm not gonna give you the prize anyway.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling Friday like that. You know, he waited forever.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I know those breaks are long. Yeah, he's got stuff
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: to do. I'm sure, what are you doing today? Currently?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: I am in the Marine Corps.
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  Speaker 12: So that's about as much as I can give you.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Even happier about my decision. All right, well, Joe, you're
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: gonna play the d u y q seabasks playing the
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: way the game works, everybody.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 9: Please, I find someone very drunk, and I ask them
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: very easy trivia questions, and so that is the game
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: is guessing whether the drunk person is so drunk that
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 9: they won't know the answer to trivia questions that you
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 9: listen to these, you're like, what the course?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: But if you can guess what that they know, two
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: times out of three, you win.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: All right, So we have a menace and Sammy, who
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: will be stone cold sober at least, I think guessing
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: on these answers. Well, but Joe, you're just trying to
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: guess for our drunk. Now, before we get to those
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: questions that match for our matter for the prize, we're
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: gonna get to know and see just how whither this
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: person is or not? And who is this drunk person?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 9: Is Nikita and she is as you're about to hear,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 9: an island girl in visiting, and she has I don't
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: know because of that are just in general like great
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: sense about men.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: All right, here's Nikita. Well, I've been drinking jack and
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I had to have like.
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  Speaker 4: A jocks, which is a quilivalent two like three jocks
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: in the Bahamas.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, they're stronger in the Bamas.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, of course, shut your fine.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: Fine, yeah, did you just touch my wiener?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 11: Sure?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I can't touch whatever I wank aside from the.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Bahamas that night, whatever I want, because I'm from the Bahamas.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: She's trying to get out that island.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: By the way, the drinks are not stronger at the
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: resorts I go to. I feel like they water them, know,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I wll Joey, that is our friend Nikita. You're guessing
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: whether she will know the answer. If you got to
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: get two out of three you wanted to win. We
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: got question number one.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: Here, d u I Q.
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  Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it? All?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Right? A billion B.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Is one with how many zeros after it? Do we
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: think they're going to know it? I think they can
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: figure it out over your scratch paper.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: The same you're working it out on.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: So I'll say Nikita no, because she does not have
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: scratch paper. But I would hope that Sammy and Menace
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: would both be able to do that. So I'll say
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: yes and yes and then no for Nikita.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Same. I don't think she has scratch paper on her
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: So note to Nikita and yes to Sammy and menace.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Greg Gory, I would hope scratch paper is
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  Speaker 1: a non issue. And you're asked an adult that question.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: But oh Greg, I'm saying yes to Menace, yes to Sammy,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: no to Nikita. All right, Menace, do you think that
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: she's gonna know it? Heck?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: What about you? Sammy? No, Joey?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Yes or no? No?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: No? Question number one for the d u i Q.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Menace? It's just for reference to scratch paper.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Nine nine, Sammy, nine nine is the answer?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Nice? All right?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: So one and then nine zeros afterwards? That would be
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: one billion, which you'll find.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: Ass that's a month, all right.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: So let's see, Joey, will you be on the board
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: with your first point here in the d y Q.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: He guesses that she won't get it. Let's see if
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: you're right?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: A billion is a one with how many zeros after it?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: A billion?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Well, a million is six, so I'm gonna say seven.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: And what would you do with a billion dollars?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: I will forgive you. Let me just say it could
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: be accomplished. For much less money. Wow, it like no money?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Like negative?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Was she a good looking lady?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: You know she uh for her age? Oh, doing quite
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: well for her age.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: You can hear it.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, just think about all that experience, right, teach you something? Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: I mean what else is there to do on the island. Congratulations, Joey.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: That's a good sign you're on the board. First point
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: here this round of the d u i Q. Question
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: number two.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: All right, you also have scratch paper?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: No, no, everybody put their pens and pencils down.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got no right in this one day.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Sammy looks like she's really thinking hard. Yeah, tell me
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: your brain is idle. Put your fingers up.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: No, fingers don't count.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: She's clicking her teeth.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 6: All right, I already wrote it down.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: She looked like she was still figuring out. Yeah, okay,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: let's see. I would say, man, I'm going to go
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: yes for everybody. You're even Nikita.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you know what. I'm going to join
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: you on yes island. Yeah, I'm going to triple yes.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Gina grad because I don't want to be mean on
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: a Friday, I'll say triple yes, all right.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: Menace and Sam don't want to be mean? Do you
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Knowita's going to get it?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: You don't think she's gonna get it? All right, Joey,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: what do you think?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: Or no?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 10: No?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Question number two for the d U i Q.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Menace? Thirty two?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: Thirty two should have been mean.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Sammy twenty six?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Twenty six is the Are you serious?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: That's I was going to say no to menace, but
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: it want to be mean.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I think he is thinking about teeth to get it right.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I know now that I don't know. Thirty two teeth
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: is the an adult?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: Have the average adult?
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: Let's say, because some some people, you know, they're there's
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 9: a reason I said it, and it's thirty two?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That is the average Yes.
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  Speaker 9: Obviously wisdom, teeth and other stuff can take it. And
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  Speaker 9: birth effects I guess could screw that up, but.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Right, or you're born with that one. All right?
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  Speaker 3: Let's see here, what about uh? What about Nikita? Is
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: she gonna get this one right?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Yes or no? D U i Q?
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  Speaker 5: How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Twenty six? That's correct?
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  Speaker 5: Actually, yes, you're so sweet.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a right.
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  Speaker 5: I love I was a kisses a chee kissed. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry, I was worried.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad WI your fine. Yeah. Well, Joey, you need
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  Speaker 3: one more point.
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  Speaker 1: So does she have island fever?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know because she's the one traveling, right, she's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: the tourist first island. All right, Joey, you need this
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  Speaker 3: one make or break question number three for the duy Q.
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  Speaker 1: Name any one of the spells from Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 9: Oh not, just what it does, because they have all
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  Speaker 9: they have very specific names there, and there's all kinds
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  Speaker 9: of them, right, that's the question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I know any spells.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know how many A name one, That's what
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  Speaker 6: I said.
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  Speaker 4: I don't mess with those. I don't know anything.
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  Speaker 1: So you have to get the name of the spell
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  Speaker 1: spells are mentioned.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine knowing that Greg.
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  Speaker 9: Trying to wrap my brain just around the question name
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  Speaker 9: any one of the spells from Harry Potter?
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  Speaker 1: Triple no.
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  Speaker 9: All right, So there are eighty spells specifically in the books,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 9: although in the Greater lore you could punch me.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think Sammy knows the answer to this.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to say a spell.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to say yeah, character names.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, you know to everyone else, she's of the age.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she she knows this kind of stuff.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: She doesn't watch light. It's not a lifetime true. But
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: I'm still say she's not nine.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: I'm still saying yes to sam arm store.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, all right, Greg, I'll triple know it, triple no men, Sammy,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: do you think that Nikita is going to give this one?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Nor Joey, what do you think.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm doing that with everybody else?
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Question number three for the d u i Q name
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  Speaker 3: any one of the spells from Harry Potter. You're gonna
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: have to help out with the seat double checking answers. Yeah, Menace,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: I have New Tailor Possum. I have New Possum, said,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: I have New Tale of Possums.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: Strong guess, I have Newton Tale of Possum.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Sounds very like you know, yeah, yeah, sounds very.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Like old Buddha kind of yea of New.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Tale of powsome. Uh, Sammy, Sorcerer's Stone.
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  Speaker 6: Damn it is that not a spell? I don't know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a girl who does not dabble in
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: that I'm.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: Not a Harry Potter person. No, but there is the
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 8: movie Harry Potter Sorcerers Stone. Maybe there's a that was
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 8: like the name of a spell I don't know.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Miss Yeah, I think I might know one, really expeller.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 9: Ramas close gamma, expelling armas, expellurus, expel your expell are like,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 9: are weird bacinations of Latin words?
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Amos?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: What's that famous? No? No, no, because it's from the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: ride at Universal that I've heard. It's like expecto patronum.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: I like rides I don't know anything about. I've never
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: seen I.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: Actually because I have not patron when they say it, expect.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 4: Them petronapecto patronum.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 10: What it done?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Alright?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Question number three d U i Q. Joey says that
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: she won't get this and if that is the case,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: he will be the winner of this round.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 9: Let's see if he's right, name any one of the
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 9: spells from Harry Potter.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: What? What the what the thing is?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: Ready?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 9: Cook?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: I'm so drunk, but if I was so, I would ask.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: You, Joey, all that waiting paid off. You are the
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: winner on the d U y Q again, there it go?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: What do you mean again, Well he got a prize. Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: All right, I thought I messed up the scoring alright now,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: very possible, very possible. Well, Joey, congratulations and thanks for
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: all the holding and enjoy your prize.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna put you on hold man. Good job, Joey. Yeah,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I got this other shut up cook.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: Bass.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: Did you get some number one?
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: A lady never talked number one?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 9: That's unethical to use my position as a broadcaster, sure
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 9: position number that people who are rated cannot give consent.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 9: We all have, So he did, I dare you.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes sense as he at least tossed her
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: salar or something. That's what you're talking about.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: God, the universe has a way of leading you to
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: where you're supposed to be.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Supposed to be there. So what he shows.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I was laughing about how much importance we put into
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: different things just around here at the radio station. Oh
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: you know, I got this email yesterday. One of our
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: radio stations is doing like a cash contest and it's
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: this big thing about giving away a thousand bucks and
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: listening to win and the amount of people where it
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: goes back and forth to come up with something clever
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: and funny, which I'll read you in a second. You
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: can tell me if you think it's funny. But we
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: put all this importance into like this dumb stuff that
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: we do, which is of no real value or importance.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: It's fun, it's entertainment, you know, but it's not. It's
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: nothing important. No, No, it's a little perspective here. You
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: want to hear the this is great?
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the copy.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: So they wanted me, the station wanted me to voice this.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? So I told him no. By the way,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: spoiler alert, I said, I'm happy to voice pretty much
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: anything you need, but can we not make it this
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: friggin cheesy? Okay, So it's for a cash contest, and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to say welcome back to and everybody like
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: what you.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Do like weel love, gift god, whatever you do? You know,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: like dumbas contest the du i Q.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Right, So we're supposed to go what will you do
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: with a grand? So we would all do that, okay, okay,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: So so is what will you do with a grand?
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: Ready? Right, welcome back to what will you do?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: We get that, yeah, and then I go call her
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: for what would you do with a grand and and
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: here's the script that they wrote. Now, I'm only imagining
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: how much time was spent sitting around coming up with this.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: All right, I would take fight lessons so I can
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: beat up my ex's new boyfriend. And then it says,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: in parentheses, crowd ooh but in confusion. That's pretty bad.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: This is for a radio contest one one thousand dollars. Okay, no,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: no, no no. Then I then I come back and I go, okay,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: uh call her nineteen? What would you do with a grand?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: And then the the person and the thing go I'm
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: out bidding kids on eBay for rare Pokemon cards and
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: then eating the cards, and then he get a cricket sound.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 10: Came.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: This came from management. Is the email guy?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: It's right here is the email guy yesterday? Okay yeah uh.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: And then I go, uh.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, collar collar fifty. And then the final person, this
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: is you do. I'm assuming this is like the real.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Like the punch, Yeah yeah, just bringing it.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Home, yeah, bring it brings the whole thing around.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: Before it says keep listening to win one thousand dollars
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: on w x y Z or you know whatever.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: All right, then yeah, so I go collar.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: Fifty shrimp all shrimp leaving the shells above the ceiling
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: tiles in my office.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: O what I'm baffled. Why would you leave it above it?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: Like frank on yourself.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Greg, you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: bulls is yeah, no, he doesn't want to live with
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: something that can fight back.
• 1:29:49
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• 1:29:51
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• 1:29:56
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• 1:29:59
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• 1:30:01
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• 1:30:32
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• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Please Yeah, remember that The worst time to have a
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: heart attack is during a game of charades.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Because everybody's trying to guess yeah time instead of getting
• 1:30:44
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• 1:30:47
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• 1:30:47
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• 1:30:49
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• 1:30:54
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• 1:30:55
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• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Have a great day, a S M D double m bye.
• 1:31:02
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• 1:31:03
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