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Full Show 5-8-26: Alabama's Meltdown · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: You're still mad at me today, aren't you. Yes, you're
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  Speaker 2: being weird. You gotta get over it. It's not my fault,
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  Speaker 2: it is your fault. You could have you literally could
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  Speaker 2: have gotten the chicken off your shoulder yourself. Yesterday I
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  Speaker 2: brought a baby chicken put it on Producer Blake's shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: He had to melt down for a minute and a
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  Speaker 2: half asking me to take it off. Then the chicken
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  Speaker 2: used the bathroom on his shoulder, and then you threw
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  Speaker 2: it off, So you could have gotten it off yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Don't blame me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna blame you. Well, we didn't have to go
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  Speaker 3: that route.
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  Speaker 2: Get over it.
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  Speaker 3: Bless you, but I'm still upset.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, get over it. Good morning, Happy Friday. It's the
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  Speaker 2: weekend that is the best part. Yes, Happy early Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: If you are a mom, I hope you have a
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  Speaker 2: really good weekend planned. If you are married and your
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  Speaker 2: wife has kids, you better have a plan for this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: If not, you better come up with one before you
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  Speaker 2: go home today. And if you're a son or daughter,
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  Speaker 2: get your mom something for Mother's day. Make sure you
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  Speaker 2: call her on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, be a good boy or girl.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, I call the show eight three three five oh one,
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  Speaker 2: Bama is the number. That's eight three three five oh
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  Speaker 2: one two two sixty two. What are your plans for
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  Speaker 2: the weekend? Good morning? It's what the hell headlines? What
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  Speaker 2: the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
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  Speaker 2: a lady thought that intruders were breaking into her home,
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  Speaker 2: so she went to investigate, and instead she found two
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  Speaker 2: alligators fighting.
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  Speaker 4: Why.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we've all had that mix up.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, we have not. This happened in Florida, obviously.
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  Speaker 2: A woman thought that somebody was trying to break into
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  Speaker 2: her house, so she got up to investigate the recas
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  Speaker 2: it was two alligators fighting in the enclosed poor that
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  Speaker 2: her kids play in. Listen to this.
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  Speaker 5: I thought somebody was breaking in because I never thought
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  Speaker 5: that the gators were going to enter my porch. Definitely,
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  Speaker 5: it looked like they were fighting over territory or something.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't like a mating ritual that I had seen,
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  Speaker 5: because there was blood and it had its some hind
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  Speaker 5: quarters like in its jaws through the door. It was scary,
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  Speaker 5: and I just warn everybody else in the neighborhood, like
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  Speaker 5: watch your kids watch the dogs because it was.
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  Speaker 2: It was fast.
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  Speaker 4: Why the.
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  Speaker 1: Super easy trivia with the Yella Mama.
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  Speaker 6: Show producer Blake, Yes, come on down, okay of COVID.
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  Speaker 2: It's play super easy Trivia.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: Also if you want to win these family four pack
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  Speaker 2: of passes to Homestead Hollow called the show eight three
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  Speaker 2: thirty five by One Bama producer Blake. Question number one,
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  Speaker 2: what do caterpillars turn into beautiful butterflies?
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  Speaker 6: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: What happens to Pinocchio's nose when he lies?
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  Speaker 3: It gets so long?
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  Speaker 2: He gries?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, is it not the great first?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it does get longer, but I needed though
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  Speaker 2: it's growing. Why did it get long? It grew?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah because they lied.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god? What planet is known as the Red Planet?
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  Speaker 3: Mars?
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  Speaker 6: Good job, buddy, Yeah, congratulations, you're a winner.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm cooking today.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: Dutch Bros. Just open their first Birmingham metro area coffee
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  Speaker 2: shop that everybody has been excited about because they have
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  Speaker 2: this whole cult following. It's so good. It is now
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  Speaker 2: open in Alabaster near Baptist Helt Shelby Hospital. So if
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  Speaker 2: you've never tried Dutch Bros, it's an alabaster. I'd go
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  Speaker 2: make a road trip. Trader Joe's just dropped their many
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  Speaker 2: insulated toats for summer. These things sell out every year.
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  Speaker 2: People fight over them. May twentieth is when they'll be
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  Speaker 2: in store for three dollars and ninety nine cents each.
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  Speaker 2: They have six designs this year. They kind of have
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  Speaker 2: like a bright retro look to them. Some of them
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  Speaker 2: have palm trees on them. They're really cool. Trader Joe's
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  Speaker 2: is already warning that supplies are limited, which probably means
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  Speaker 2: you're definitely going to see ladies fighting over these at
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  Speaker 2: Trader Joe's. Mark May twentieth in your calendar. If you
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  Speaker 2: bought an iPhone between June twenty twenty four in March
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  Speaker 2: twenty five, so you that was not me, No, well,
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  Speaker 2: then never mind. You could have gotten money back between
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  Speaker 2: twenty five dollars and ninety five dollars because they promoted
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  Speaker 2: AI functions that did not yet exist at the time.
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  Speaker 2: The total lawsuit is for two hundred and fifty million
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  Speaker 2: dollars and people are getting money. Apple has not admitted
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  Speaker 2: any wrongdoing, of course not. But if you want to
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  Speaker 2: get that money, if you are one of those people
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  Speaker 2: who bought your iPhone between those dates, you'll have to
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  Speaker 2: provide your phone serial number. That's three things you need
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  Speaker 2: to know. More at the Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Kelsey, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 4: So I kicked my mom out of my wedding.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we do Ask Alabama. We do our best
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  Speaker 2: to help if you ever have an issue, called the show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight thirty thirty five O one BAMA is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Why did you kick your mom out of your wedding?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 4: I need to know if my mom were reacting because
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  Speaker 4: everyone my family's made me feel like I'm crazy. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: but I married my husband two weeks ago and my
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  Speaker 4: mom I's had an issue with our marriage from day one.
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  Speaker 4: I'm twenty one, he's twenty two, okay, and she keeps
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  Speaker 4: just telling me we're too young, we're too young whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Fast forward to the wedding. It's time for the speeches,
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  Speaker 4: and she grabs the microphone and starts giving a speech
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  Speaker 4: about how my husband isn't right for me. Oh, he
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  Speaker 4: mistake and a few years, I'll come crawling back home crying,
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me to take me back?
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  Speaker 2: That was her speech into the microphone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in front of everyone, friend's, family, workers, like literally everyone.
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  Speaker 2: We knew, I know, what did everybody do?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was just like dead silent. My husband was just
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  Speaker 4: like completely devastated.
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  Speaker 2: So what'd you do?
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  Speaker 4: Well? I just went up to my mom afterwards and
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  Speaker 4: I told her say to leave and she was no
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  Speaker 4: longer welcome at my wedding. And she started crying and
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  Speaker 4: was like, I'm just trying to protect you. You're so ungrateful,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know. Since then, a lot of my
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  Speaker 4: family's been texting me, telling me like I went too
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  Speaker 4: far and I humiliated her. She has been speaking me
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  Speaker 4: and some other family members are taking her.
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  Speaker 2: Side, and Mom, okay, so your mom's not speaking to you,
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  Speaker 2: and you said family members are telling you that you
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  Speaker 2: went too far by asking your mom to leave your wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like they're basically taking her side.
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  Speaker 2: Call the show. Let's see if we can get some
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  Speaker 2: advice for you. Have you ever had to kick a
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  Speaker 2: family member out of your wedding and what did they do?
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five I one Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 2: That's eight three three five I one two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: There's three things with the Alabama Shaw.
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  Speaker 2: There's so many Mother's Day events going on in Alabama
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  Speaker 2: this year. Arlington Historic Housing Gardens is doing a Mother's
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  Speaker 2: Day tea. The Birmingham Museum of Art has a brunch.
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Safari Park they're giving moms a free feedbucket for
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  Speaker 2: all moms to feed the animals. Helena Hollow has a
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  Speaker 2: Mother's Day rodeo. There's so much more. Go to Google
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  Speaker 2: and type Mother's Day Events in Alabama and the Little
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  Speaker 2: Ai Generator we'll tell you all this stuff going on
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  Speaker 2: all over the state. The Presidential Physical Fitness Test is back.
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  Speaker 2: That's the old school fitness test that phased out in
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  Speaker 2: twenty thirteen for easier fitness test. Now it's come back
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  Speaker 2: with part of the Make America Healthy Again push. It's
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  Speaker 2: now mandatory at schools on US military basis, but officials
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  Speaker 2: are encouraging public schools to bring it back to so
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  Speaker 2: it may be back next year for all the schools.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen these Pokemon pop tarts?
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  Speaker 3: You have no idea how many people have sent me this?
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  Speaker 2: Are you a Pokemon player.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't know why. Thank you getting them.
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  Speaker 2: They're the whole thing right now. It's Pokemon theme pop tarts.
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  Speaker 2: They cost three dollars at Target. People are buying them
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  Speaker 2: all out and selling them for twenty five dollars a box.
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  Speaker 2: They're like they're and they're stealing in store Pokemon displays
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  Speaker 2: and selling them too. So now there's shortages and stores
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  Speaker 2: nationwide because people are freaking crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Ever Pokemon people gotta chill with this man.
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  Speaker 2: But I made as So if you can buy something
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  Speaker 2: for three dollars and sell it for twenty five, that's
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  Speaker 2: like one thousand percent profit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing it and people are gonna buy it too.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's the three things you need to know. More at
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  Speaker 2: call the show. Sarah, Good morning. What's your good news?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, today is my thirtieth birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Good I'm gonna do. How are you going to celebrate?
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  Speaker 7: Go into work? But then my amazing boys rate is
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  Speaker 7: taking me to dinner to get some seafood for my birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, did you wake up and cry this morning? Or
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  Speaker 2: were you excited? Has it hit you yet that you're thirty?
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  Speaker 7: I think I'm more excited. My twenties weren't always at fish,
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  Speaker 7: so my thirties are definitely going to be better.
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  Speaker 1: Girl.
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  Speaker 2: You have more money in your thirties, and you get
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  Speaker 2: to do so many more fun things. You're gonna have.
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  Speaker 2: Great a great thirtieth yesh, exactly, that is great. Well,
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  Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do farm life anymore.
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  Speaker 3: What happened on the phone?
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  Speaker 2: I quit? Literally, I've given all my animals away today.
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  Speaker 2: If anybody is listening and you want some peacocks, ten
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  Speaker 2: of them?
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  Speaker 3: What did they do?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 2: producer Blake.
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  Speaker 3: That's me.
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  Speaker 2: I bought a house with some land a few years ago.
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  Speaker 2: I decided I was going to raise some farm animals somehow.
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  Speaker 2: Now I'm at four dogs, four cats, fifty chickens and
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  Speaker 2: ten peacocks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This started with two chickens and two dogs, and I
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  Speaker 2: was it. I don't know how we got here.
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  Speaker 7: I do.
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  Speaker 2: You can't stop my neighbors complaining about the peacocks getting
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  Speaker 2: on his ruth. You've heard me complain about him. They
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  Speaker 2: keep making all the what's happening Facebook groups. Yesterday I
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  Speaker 2: get a call from a lady who lives a mile
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  Speaker 2: away from my house. Yeah, I gave her my number
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  Speaker 2: because my peacock's runnering yard a few months ago. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I live off of a highway, Like I'm a mile
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  Speaker 2: away from you wouldn't think that my peacocks will get
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  Speaker 2: to the highway. You know what highway I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You've been to my house. It's a two lane highway,
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  Speaker 2: but people will still drive like seventy miles an I
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  Speaker 2: wear on this highway.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The lady calls me yesterday, Hey, are you at home? No?
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  Speaker 2: Why your peacocks standing in the middle of the highway
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  Speaker 2: with his feathers up, dancing for nothing, And there's a
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  Speaker 2: traffic jam and all these cars are stopped and they're
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  Speaker 2: all running around the middle of the highway trying to
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  Speaker 2: catch them. No, lady, I'm at Alta. I was thirty
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  Speaker 2: minutes away at Alta trying to get eyeshadow for this bird. Gala.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to tonight. I had to call my neighbor
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  Speaker 2: and say, hey, can you drive down a mile down
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  Speaker 2: the road and see if my peacock's in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the highway and get them out.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to get a handle on these birds.
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  Speaker 2: That other lady was like, I'm in my yard playing
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  Speaker 2: peacocks sounds from my phone, and eventually he went to
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  Speaker 2: her house. I don't know, I do I quit, I'm
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  Speaker 2: over it. I had no idea what I was doing
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  Speaker 2: when I got peacocks. Last year, I got two for
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  Speaker 2: my birthday. I inherited a bunch more. Now I'm at ten.
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  Speaker 2: It's mating season. They fly like they fly to the
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  Speaker 2: top of a roof. I can't catch it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know how I'm gonna catch it, and how am I
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  Speaker 2: gonna catch all ten? And they just disperse. They have
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  Speaker 2: like a two mile radius where they go everywhere and
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  Speaker 2: go in. Half of my neighborhood throws food in their
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  Speaker 2: yard for them, and the other half is like, can
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  Speaker 2: you get your peak out of my yard. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do. I don't want any fort more
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  Speaker 2: farm animals. This is stupid, it's not peaceful. It sucks.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me you finally hit the conclusion that you
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  Speaker 3: need to stop getting in on.
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  Speaker 2: I've hit my breaking point. I'm done. I'll probably have
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  Speaker 2: a goat next week. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like you're gonna have the law at your
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  Speaker 3: house animal control.
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  Speaker 2: I posted a video about this on TikTok. It went viral,
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  Speaker 2: and then all these people started commenting about their pets.
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  Speaker 2: One lady said, I have a dog that gets out
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  Speaker 2: and goes to the neighborhood bar and sits at the
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  Speaker 2: bar and they give it snag.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay, that's kind of cool, though, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know if you have a pet that likes to roam
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  Speaker 2: and it is the bane of your existence. Called the show.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three eight five oh one Bama is the
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  Speaker 2: number you were.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: The following program is on demand. Well, you survived mom
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  Speaker 2: week on the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the greatest blessing. I think that I've been
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  Speaker 3: gifted with another day.
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  Speaker 2: Producer Blake said, I'm going to take maternity leave.
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  Speaker 3: It's not an option.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have that option, buddy. Hey, we're done.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, Happy Mother's Day. If your mom
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  Speaker 2: listening to the show, we appreciate you. For what you
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  Speaker 2: do and we'll see you Monday morning.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.