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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's a VIP horoscope today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just gonna let you know if you are
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  Speaker 2: a yapper or if you kind of just keep to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: If it's for birthday today, you are a Leo and
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Damie Levado, Andrew Garfield and
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  Speaker 2: Amy Adams.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna go with yapper and then
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  Speaker 1: have a rhyme. Are you're a yapper or a crapper?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So you're a yapper or not a yapper?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Hey Christy, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What is your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am LEO? Awesome just like me? Okay, so us Leo's.
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  Speaker 2: When it comes to the Yapper the official Yapper Power rankings,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, guess in the room, where do you think
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  Speaker 2: that we fell number one?
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  Speaker 3: Oh honey, we are at the top.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at the top, but we are not number one.
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  Speaker 2: We're actually number three on the list of all of
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  Speaker 2: the zodiac signs. We do give the main stage performer,
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  Speaker 2: but we need an audience. We need the dramatic hand
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  Speaker 2: gestures and the spotlight. Every conversation is just an excuse
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  Speaker 2: to hear ourselves talk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you could only see my face, my
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  Speaker 1: jaw dropped.
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  Speaker 2: We're not number one. I know, I kind of don't
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  Speaker 2: like that. Just obviously we're not talking enough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Well, Christie, thanks for calling in glanc.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Vegetarious sagittarius. Okay, for you guys on the official official
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  Speaker 2: Yapper Power rankings, you guys actually come right before Leo's
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  Speaker 2: at number two on the list. You guys have pure
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  Speaker 2: unhinged volume. You will yap for the plot, you will
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  Speaker 2: drop insane hot takes, and you might get canceled, but
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  Speaker 2: you will not stop until the entire room is either
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  Speaker 2: laughing or completely shocked.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, that's me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my sagittarius, they will be heard.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Yea too paid. Why don't you do.
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  Speaker 2: Vegetarian vegetarian virgo Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She said, she said, vegetarian. What he got for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well virgos. So you guys kind of fall underneath
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  Speaker 2: these strategic talkers, like you won't shut up, but at
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  Speaker 2: least it's like organized and you have a point. So,
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  Speaker 2: my virgos, you're number four on the list, so actually
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  Speaker 2: pretty high. Yeah, you're the PowerPoint yap er. You don't
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  Speaker 2: just talk, you deliver like a forty minute detailed debrief
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  Speaker 2: with receipts, timelines and corrections to everyone else. All right, Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: right below Virgo's number five. You are kind of like
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  Speaker 2: the social butterfly. You will yap purely to avoid awkward silences,
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  Speaker 2: and you'll bounce between gossip and tea compliments and asking
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  Speaker 2: fifty questions just to keep the vibe alive. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: think that it's like Midpack. Yeah, Midpac number five. Pretty good, Okay, Pisces, Pisces,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't find this to be truthful at all,
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  Speaker 2: My Pisces. You guys are the silent observers. You kind
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  Speaker 2: of just stare and not Yeah, pieces are actually number
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  Speaker 2: eleven on the list, so really far down. Because I
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  Speaker 2: thought you're gonna say rich like number two. I know,
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  Speaker 2: but he's not. He's pretty far down. Halfway through their
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  Speaker 2: own story, they're kind of gonna lose train of thought,
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  Speaker 2: stare out a window, and then kind of forget what
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  Speaker 2: they were even talking about.
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  Speaker 3: You, like the Gladys night Chip story. I'd say that's
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  Speaker 3: true for my wife, she's a very much an observer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of quite observer at first, but that's definitely.
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  Speaker 2: Different when it comes to like men and women.
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  Speaker 1: I guess, so who knows? But I was like lies, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is very exciting and we didn't get to number one.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to find out what is the number
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  Speaker 1: one yapping sign, you have to go to our website
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  Speaker 1: Jojynrich dot com