Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #483 We Don't PLAYMATE the Same with Rachel Sterling
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- 0:01Speaker 1: What up?
- 0:01Speaker 2: And welcome back to another episode here that we don't
- 0:04Speaker 2: smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for
- 0:06Speaker 2: patiently waiting. Thank you everybody for tuning in. Sorry we're
- 0:09Speaker 2: a little fashionably late. However, though, make sure you guys
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- 0:43Speaker 2: giving people shots if I need to or if we
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- 1:29Speaker 2: me as my toxic ass co host, what's going on
- 1:31Speaker 2: next to you?
- 1:31Speaker 3: Oh dog, I'm excited.
- 1:32Speaker 4: We gotta have a turpy episode today.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Well, you know, we got We got the guest freaking
- 1:36Speaker 2: out a little bit because she's like, oh shit, this
- 1:38Speaker 2: is a lot smaller than than the podcast down there.
- 1:41Speaker 2: So she's like, I don't know how to smoke, you know,
- 1:44Speaker 2: like will affect her this time? But we'll we'll get
- 1:46Speaker 2: to that right now after the intros. Also give it
- 1:48Speaker 2: up for the man with the with the fingers with
- 1:50Speaker 2: the beats, one and only Rock Samson, the.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Guy who has fingers. Good for them, all ten of them,
- 1:56Speaker 3: and you say box fest, but yeah for real. Big
- 1:59Speaker 3: shout out to Humboldt Urp Council. I really appreciate you
- 2:02Speaker 3: hooking us up today and then also tying Derek at Atrium.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Thank you for facilitating this.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Yes, so big.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Thank you to Humboldt Turp Console for making sure that
- 2:13Speaker 2: we don't accidentally kill our guests, you know what I mean.
- 2:17Speaker 1: And keep it like on the Small Smoke.
- 2:19Speaker 2: This is the first time we've done it, Like the
- 2:20Speaker 2: Green Thumb Show has ever did that? Only one time
- 2:23Speaker 2: for Steve O. Yeah, I think for like.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Steve well, yeah, didn't do it for Tony Hawk.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Wasn't Tony Hawk wasn't addicted to drugs.
- 2:32Speaker 3: You know, he's one of.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Those people that you're kind of like, all right, well.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Nah, he needed to fly with the Hawks.
- 2:39Speaker 5: Bro.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Also, thank you Ray for running the boards as usual.
- 2:43Speaker 2: I appreciate you Morning Shot Films. And now let's give
- 2:47Speaker 2: it up at Welcome to the welcome to the show.
- 2:49Speaker 2: That one and only Rachel Sterley.
- 2:51Speaker 6: Change you guys, thank you so much, thank you for
- 2:56Speaker 6: not having having the billowing smoke. We'll see if I live,
- 2:59Speaker 6: we'll see it.
- 3:00Speaker 2: I think I'll be right okay, like right off the
- 3:02Speaker 2: right off the bat, you know. You know, Be told
- 3:05Speaker 2: we had a live show Life podcast last Friday at
- 3:08Speaker 2: the Green Room and Be's like, oh, hey, you know,
- 3:12Speaker 2: what are you guys up to. And we're like, oh,
- 3:13Speaker 2: we're gonna have your friend Rachel on the show. And
- 3:16Speaker 2: she's like really because she's she knows our space. She's like,
- 3:20Speaker 2: you guys know she's allergic to weed, right, And I
- 3:23Speaker 2: was like, well, she did the Green Thumb show was fine,
- 3:26Speaker 2: like and everybody smokes there.
- 3:27Speaker 1: But then I'm like it's kind of bigger. How are you?
- 3:31Speaker 1: How did you when did you find out you're allergic
- 3:33Speaker 1: to weed?
- 3:34Speaker 2: Like that is I've never heard of this, Like, I've
- 3:36Speaker 2: never heard of anybody being allergic to actual like weed
- 3:39Speaker 2: like marijuana.
- 3:40Speaker 6: Yeah, it's one of those you know they say that
- 3:42Speaker 6: your your allergies change if you have any every seven years.
- 3:46Speaker 6: So when I was younger, I wasn't allergic to it.
- 3:49Speaker 6: I know, I wasn't allergic to it in college. I
- 3:51Speaker 6: just didn't like it. And then out of just nowhere,
- 3:54Speaker 6: my face just started. Like I always say, do you know,
- 3:57Speaker 6: have you ever seen Hitch like you've seen it, Google
- 4:01Speaker 6: it will Smith Hitch his face blown up.
- 4:03Speaker 2: Mostly it's off you were like a pot. You smoked
- 4:08Speaker 2: a lot like pot had already.
- 4:09Speaker 6: Only I've no, I don't smoke plot, but I've only
- 4:11Speaker 6: smoked plot with two people. And it's like you can't
- 4:14Speaker 6: say no. It was Hugh Hefner and Willie Nelson. So
- 4:17Speaker 6: when those people say passed it to you, you kind
- 4:21Speaker 6: of have it's worth dying, Like yeah, you know what
- 4:24Speaker 6: I mean.
- 4:24Speaker 4: Like I've told him, I'm like, we don't, we don't,
- 4:26Speaker 4: we don't do blow no more. But I'm like, yo,
- 4:28Speaker 4: it's like scarface or like bar.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Says Winning Columbia, yeo, like.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Right off the brick, Yeah yeah, choice office.
- 4:40Speaker 2: So is that during those two experience I mean, those
- 4:42Speaker 2: are legendary sessions.
- 4:43Speaker 1: But did you find out during no sessions.
- 4:46Speaker 6: Or like no, I was, I was fine. It was more.
- 4:50Speaker 6: I always joke that it's poor people plot.
- 4:55Speaker 1: She didn't break out and be real show. She's like.
- 4:58Speaker 3: That brown brick.
- 4:59Speaker 6: We I just wanted I was joking and smells like poverty.
- 5:03Speaker 3: And get that or anywhere near that.
- 5:05Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, the eyes, the eyelids I've gone to
- 5:08Speaker 6: the hospital for, and my lips and my throat closes,
- 5:10Speaker 6: my tongue.
- 5:11Speaker 3: That's a real allergy.
- 5:12Speaker 1: It's a real like yeah, yeah, like an epipad. Do
- 5:15Speaker 1: you carry that? Okay, you got an epipad?
- 5:18Speaker 6: I know everyone says that.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Especially it's like having a helmet and being like bad
- 5:22Speaker 2: at bikes, you know, Like.
- 5:25Speaker 4: So I mean obviously you you're allergic to the smoke
- 5:29Speaker 4: eating it?
- 5:29Speaker 3: Can you eat? Does that? That doesn't that doesn't affect Okay,
- 5:32Speaker 3: So it's the plant matter that So.
- 5:35Speaker 6: It's the same thing if I if I go hiking
- 5:37Speaker 6: in the wilderness, I have to take allergy pills. If
- 5:40Speaker 6: I go to a concert or any type of festival,
- 5:43Speaker 6: you liver, be damned. I take like three allegra.
- 5:45Speaker 3: So damn. So you like break out in hives and stuff, I.
- 5:49Speaker 6: Take no chances, you know what I mean. Like, it's
- 5:51Speaker 6: it's just it's mainly the face because sometimes it doesn't
- 5:53Speaker 6: go back for a while, and unfortunately I need my
- 5:55Speaker 6: face every day.
- 5:56Speaker 4: So when was the time you found out, like I
- 5:59Speaker 4: mean on a date like kids, because that would be
- 6:02Speaker 4: the world's most embarrassing worst time you're like on this
- 6:04Speaker 4: date with some guy. You're like, yeah, there.
- 6:08Speaker 6: Was this guy. Is this really cute guy? And he
- 6:11Speaker 6: was you know, one of those Malibu like know those
- 6:15Speaker 6: kids that dress poor but they're not you know what
- 6:17Speaker 6: I mean. He was super cute, and I was like
- 6:19Speaker 6: literally allergic to him. Every time I was like itching
- 6:22Speaker 6: on my like my throat'd swell up, and I was like,
- 6:24Speaker 6: I'm like allergic to you. And then I realized it
- 6:27Speaker 6: has to be the weedy smoking and you know, because
- 6:29Speaker 6: it's all over them, even if they oh, it's all
- 6:32Speaker 6: you know, it's just around you because I can feel
- 6:34Speaker 6: it before I smell it. So basically my ears start hurting,
- 6:38Speaker 6: my jaw starts hurting a little bit, and then it's
- 6:41Speaker 6: just a matter of time after that. So and then
- 6:45Speaker 6: it kept happening with different people, but that not but
- 6:48Speaker 6: not all people. So I just it has to be
- 6:51Speaker 6: the type of weed, like smoke.
- 6:52Speaker 2: You didn't feel like that when you hug me real,
- 6:54Speaker 2: but like when I gave you a hug down there,
- 6:56Speaker 2: because like we've been around like smoke like the whole.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Day, Like I can't even fine.
- 7:00Speaker 6: I'm fine, like because I always feel like I can
- 7:03Speaker 6: always feel in my ears first and it starts hurting.
- 7:05Speaker 6: So I'm fine right now. I can feel a little
- 7:07Speaker 6: bit of my tongue, but it's not that well.
- 7:08Speaker 1: We're not smoking poor people.
- 7:09Speaker 6: We have no poor people.
- 7:12Speaker 2: So like you, so you say you went to the
- 7:13Speaker 2: hospital that day, like like when like when you broke
- 7:16Speaker 2: out from that dude, like you know, like him smoking
- 7:19Speaker 2: his weed.
- 7:19Speaker 6: No, I just like accepted that that's how it was
- 7:22Speaker 6: going to be. I didn't know what was wrong with me.
- 7:23Speaker 6: And then it just kept happening and every time differ, Yah,
- 7:29Speaker 6: it's sometimes more severe. I had a I had ran
- 7:31Speaker 6: a business for a while, and I used to tell
- 7:33Speaker 6: the girls, Hey, I know, I know you wouldn't bring
- 7:36Speaker 6: your weed to work because that would be crazy, but
- 7:39Speaker 6: at your favorite bag or your your weeds smoking jacket,
- 7:43Speaker 6: please leave it at home because I can literally feel
- 7:45Speaker 6: it when I walk in the room. And of course
- 7:47Speaker 6: they don't believe me and just would And we didn't
- 7:51Speaker 6: pay we didn't pay them enough to smoke not poor
- 7:54Speaker 6: people weed. So I literally I wasn't in our business model,
- 7:58Speaker 6: So I lit. I was like, couldn't breathe. I literally
- 8:02Speaker 6: had to go to the not the emergent like the
- 8:05Speaker 6: urgent care urgent care thing, and they didn't believe me either,
- 8:08Speaker 6: Like what and all they can do they give you
- 8:10Speaker 6: it's it's a form of like a leg, it's a
- 8:13Speaker 6: shot like but there's not really much they can do
- 8:16Speaker 6: except for keep me there to regulate if I'm breathing.
- 8:20Speaker 3: I was gonna say, there's this other allergy that I've
- 8:21Speaker 3: heard about recently. It's like a cannabinoid allergy. And it's
- 8:25Speaker 3: like one girl that I work with at a shop,
- 8:28Speaker 3: she found out she had that. She was like in
- 8:30Speaker 3: the hospital for a couple of days. Cannot smoke weed
- 8:33Speaker 3: ever again. Cannabinoids love that word. It's like a cannabinoid fever.
- 8:38Speaker 3: I know what it is.
- 8:40Speaker 4: They can they can relieve their pain with hot water
- 8:42Speaker 4: and showers. No, No, it's it's a new thing that's
- 8:47Speaker 4: happening because everyone's smoking so much weed and it's so
- 8:50Speaker 4: much concentrated.
- 8:52Speaker 3: Yeah, that there's new. There's new.
- 8:53Speaker 4: These things that are if you smoke a lot of weed,
- 8:55Speaker 4: you can probably get allergic.
- 8:56Speaker 3: To I'm sure she was smoking a lot of Oh yeah, but.
- 8:59Speaker 6: You do with sugar like sativa and stuff like that.
- 9:01Speaker 6: When that stuff came out, everyone's like, this is great.
- 9:03Speaker 6: And then people started getting like severe allergies too andiva.
- 9:07Speaker 3: It was funny because I was hospitalized.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Rocks like, I have weak genetics too, so.
- 9:14Speaker 3: I can't have kids, man, They're gonna come out shaking
- 9:16Speaker 3: and just allergic to everything. But no, yeah, I went
- 9:19Speaker 3: to the hospital, you know, the emergency room for for
- 9:22Speaker 3: something else, and you know, like a little hedel hernia
- 9:25Speaker 3: I think it is. But anyways, they were like trying
- 9:27Speaker 3: to figure out what triggered that, and they're like, so,
- 9:29Speaker 3: we see in your blood worked it high levels of THHC.
- 9:32Speaker 3: So we're going to see if you were allergic to weed.
- 9:34Speaker 3: And they like hit me with this shot and luckily
- 9:38Speaker 3: they came back like thirty minutes later there, how are
- 9:41Speaker 3: your symptoms? How are you feeling? And I was like, thankfully,
- 9:44Speaker 3: not good. I mean, I'll be honest with you.
- 9:47Speaker 4: If I went and they hit me with that shine
- 9:49Speaker 4: and they told me you're allergic to it, don't really
- 9:51Speaker 4: matter you're smoking this shit.
- 9:54Speaker 3: I couldn't do that, man. That's why I don't drink
- 9:56Speaker 3: beer I'm definitely allergic to beer, so.
- 9:57Speaker 2: You'll get hitched, like you don't get hitch.
- 10:01Speaker 3: I don't get hitch.
- 10:01Speaker 1: But no, like that's not an energy food. Like she
- 10:03Speaker 1: can die puto, I am not done talking. You have
- 10:06Speaker 1: to die, bro, you have to die.
- 10:09Speaker 6: But did you die?
- 10:10Speaker 3: Did you almost die? But yeah, hops, I think a
- 10:15Speaker 3: hops and alcohol focks me up. Yeah, I was about
- 10:18Speaker 3: to say it has to be the hops or gluing. No,
- 10:21Speaker 3: it's not gluten because I can eat pizza. I mean
- 10:23Speaker 3: I got I get a little like inflame from from gluten,
- 10:26Speaker 3: so I try to do gluten free. But yeah, I
- 10:28Speaker 3: told you bad genetics man. Not having kids, I will adopt,
- 10:31Speaker 3: but there's no need to pass this down.
- 10:35Speaker 1: Bring you in and suffering.
- 10:36Speaker 6: Now your kids will not be cool, not at all. Well, yeah,
- 10:40Speaker 6: as I always say, my God looked at me like
- 10:41Speaker 6: you will not be cool and then and then I
- 10:44Speaker 6: had six years of doing cocaine. But you will be efficient.
- 10:49Speaker 2: So back to you said you just like name dropped right,
- 10:53Speaker 2: like this is way better than your name drops rocked
- 10:55Speaker 2: like Willie Nelson and.
- 10:56Speaker 3: Oh his daughter gave me weed.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Okay, but she don't test him.
- 11:01Speaker 4: He'll fucking yeah he'll make some ship ups.
- 11:04Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna tell you about the time I
- 11:05Speaker 1: met you almost.
- 11:06Speaker 3: He's on the show, but not a name, yeah, but
- 11:09Speaker 3: just stories. I'm sorry you don't have cool stories.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Hey, bro?
- 11:13Speaker 2: But she's all right. So how did those sessions come about?
- 11:15Speaker 2: Like what was the smoking like with Willy Nelson?
- 11:16Speaker 6: Were you just like I was very I was very
- 11:20Speaker 6: like overwhelmed by the whole situation. So this is gonna
- 11:24Speaker 6: sound like more name dropping, so uh do it?
- 11:27Speaker 4: So?
- 11:28Speaker 6: Uh, my friend kid rock. It sounds so weird high
- 11:33Speaker 6: high school. This is normal to me until I say
- 11:36Speaker 6: it to other people and then I realized it's not normal.
- 11:39Speaker 6: Was in town. Willie Nelson was at the Wilton and
- 11:42Speaker 6: he's like what are you doing? Like literally nothing? And
- 11:45Speaker 6: because can you write in fifteen minutes? Sure didn't even
- 11:47Speaker 6: know where we were going and get in the car,
- 11:49Speaker 6: was like, we're gonna go see Willie Nelson. I didn't know.
- 11:51Speaker 6: I'm like at his house, like where are we going?
- 11:53Speaker 6: It's it's a concert. So we go in you know,
- 11:55Speaker 6: the green room area, and he did say he did
- 11:59Speaker 6: look at me like, don't say your ship because it
- 12:00Speaker 6: was like weed everywhere. It's like, don't do it, dying silence, ye,
- 12:08Speaker 6: dying silent thrill. Though he was like, be cool. I'm like,
- 12:11Speaker 6: I'm so cool. We're talking about.
- 12:13Speaker 3: Get you a hazmat suit.
- 12:15Speaker 6: I am super cool. Yeah, I walked in again. Nothing
- 12:22Speaker 6: really bad. You couldn't even see, like you could cut
- 12:25Speaker 6: the smoke with a knife. It was right, but yeah,
- 12:28Speaker 6: nothing happened and yeah, introduced introduced Hi.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Hi.
- 12:32Speaker 6: I'm sitting here like overwhelmed because it's Willie Nelson and
- 12:35Speaker 6: it was ready and yeah, and then it's just here
- 12:39Speaker 6: and I didn't know what to do. And I'm like,
- 12:41Speaker 6: I guess we're gonna die.
- 12:44Speaker 3: That's all die.
- 12:45Speaker 6: I guess I'll die. I'll be the cool.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Dn't a joke.
- 12:49Speaker 4: There's a reason they don't give peanuts on a plane.
- 12:52Speaker 2: I would have done jokes with Elvis k yeah whatever
- 12:56Speaker 2: he would like if he would have been like, but
- 12:57Speaker 2: we're often to take these pools, do the yeah, like
- 13:01Speaker 2: I don't know about it.
- 13:02Speaker 3: He loves barbituates. He loves barbituates get puffy. Yeah like downers.
- 13:07Speaker 3: He loved downers.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I mean, hey, just to party once though. He must
- 13:09Speaker 2: he must have been I mean, bro, that's that's e bro.
- 13:12Speaker 3: I would taking it.
- 13:14Speaker 1: She's a fucking icon.
- 13:15Speaker 4: Bro, he's a he's low key dated a seventeen year
- 13:18Speaker 4: old or sixteen year old or under than that. So
- 13:20Speaker 4: if you want to love that guy and plays music
- 13:22Speaker 4: all the time, by all means, but we can't forget that, bro.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Foods are still bumping our kelly. Bro, They're just not like, oh, should.
- 13:27Speaker 6: We roll the window up? Yeah, you're over here, like off.
- 13:33Speaker 3: In space where he's bumping and he's in traffic, and
- 13:36Speaker 3: he like turns it down and like the dude walks by,
- 13:38Speaker 3: who like.
- 13:39Speaker 2: You actually like, come on dog, people turn the other
- 13:42Speaker 2: way when my like, look at all Michael Jackson ship. Bro,
- 13:45Speaker 2: I am not about to stop listening to Michael Jackson.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Bro.
- 13:47Speaker 3: Like, look what she said. She said the right thing.
- 13:49Speaker 2: You roll over here, you you give Michael his respect
- 13:53Speaker 2: and pull the window down.
- 13:54Speaker 5: Bro.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I hope other black.
- 13:55Speaker 3: People this way.
- 13:56Speaker 6: If if Sean Combs in by two to something, don't
- 14:00Speaker 6: go You're sick. Don't go to that party.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Yeah, even if he tells you he's that's an all
- 14:05Speaker 2: white party. X I got the pine is fine as
- 14:07Speaker 2: white you want.
- 14:09Speaker 1: He would have got you, BROT.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Lot of people he did the.
- 14:12Speaker 2: Whole he's accused of doing the whole what's that black
- 14:16Speaker 2: that show where where remember where the guy focks the pig.
- 14:19Speaker 1: And then the black mirror.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Yeah, like like he's he's accused of doing that black
- 14:23Speaker 2: Mirror thing where he had all these high profile people
- 14:26Speaker 2: and then like he'll be like, Oh, I'm gonna just
- 14:28Speaker 2: have this guy fuck this hooker and I'm gonna recorded
- 14:30Speaker 2: and have dirt on him. Like this guy has I'm
- 14:32Speaker 2: pretty sure he has everybody by like by the ball.
- 14:35Speaker 4: He's got gangster rappers, parenthesies, gangster rappers doing some gape
- 14:38Speaker 4: ship and that's why.
- 14:40Speaker 3: But he did who you think?
- 14:40Speaker 1: Who you think?
- 14:41Speaker 3: He can't say gangster without saying gay big males one.
- 14:46Speaker 4: Of the ones that's been throwing on there, fucking Usher
- 14:50Speaker 4: washing that gangster.
- 14:51Speaker 3: But Usher was in that mix to.
- 14:55Speaker 4: Confessions Confessions, pretty gangster doc telling you girl, I got
- 14:58Speaker 4: another girl pregnant and I'm here to confess.
- 15:01Speaker 1: And then making this sound good too. Yeah, like that's
- 15:04Speaker 1: like something I remember.
- 15:06Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, confessed, I can't wait to confess
- 15:07Speaker 3: with food.
- 15:08Speaker 2: Like there was no reason why you needed to be
- 15:10Speaker 2: like singing that ship at fifteen years old, Like bro
- 15:12Speaker 2: What the fuck is you confessing to eighteen? We were
- 15:15Speaker 2: fifteen when that shit came out. Yeah, Like you're listening
- 15:19Speaker 2: to fucking girls of your age. You're just like, what,
- 15:21Speaker 2: why are you singing this? It's like you're not you've
- 15:23Speaker 2: never been pregnant.
- 15:24Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're also singing from the window to the wall.
- 15:26Speaker 6: Pretty sure the sweat is not dripping down their balls.
- 15:29Speaker 3: So were you there?
- 15:31Speaker 6: I'm not. I don't know. Maybe they had balls. I
- 15:33Speaker 6: don't know. I hope not sick. It's weird the things.
- 15:37Speaker 6: We'll dance there and we'll sing, and we don't to
- 15:39Speaker 6: this day. Yeah. What's crazy is like I don't think
- 15:43Speaker 6: too much time has passed since that song was out.
- 15:46Speaker 6: I'm a lot older than like ten years older than
- 15:48Speaker 6: you guys. But so for me, it's like, if I
- 15:51Speaker 6: had kids, I would be dropping them off to like
- 15:54Speaker 6: some weird ass music, you know what I mean, Like
- 15:57Speaker 6: already kicking them up to like that ship will card.
- 16:01Speaker 3: To say, get ready for it. Man, Like in five years,
- 16:03Speaker 3: somebody's gonna be dropping their kids off to.
- 16:04Speaker 6: Everyone's grandma from now and probably till the end of time,
- 16:08Speaker 6: will have big fake titties or a fake ass or
- 16:12Speaker 6: like you know what I mean, like tattoos, like face
- 16:14Speaker 6: tatted grandma.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Honestly, I kind of wish my grandma had face tatts, some.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Old wrinkled like Latina Chick with the leopard print on
- 16:22Speaker 2: her shoulder.
- 16:23Speaker 3: You know, it's just an ink blot.
- 16:25Speaker 6: Now you gotta like spread it out like okay, there's
- 16:28Speaker 6: a leopard.
- 16:29Speaker 7: Okay, go back like a map, just unred, did you
- 16:35Speaker 7: get you get like all those are going to be
- 16:38Speaker 7: looking like Chipotle bags.
- 16:40Speaker 3: You know, oh my god, with all the writing and.
- 16:44Speaker 2: But like when you're done eating, you know, when it's
- 16:46Speaker 2: all crumpled up, that's what you gonna look, all old, old,
- 16:49Speaker 2: old and tatted. Is kind of cool though, man kind
- 16:51Speaker 2: of you're just like, man, you must have lived a life,
- 16:53Speaker 2: or you're just like, no, bro, I just had money.
- 16:54Speaker 2: I went into the fucking shop too many times, and
- 16:57Speaker 2: I should have invested my money somewhere else.
- 17:00Speaker 3: But now you get to be fucking dope as shit
- 17:01Speaker 3: when you're eighty if you make it up.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Yeah, and then some young motherfuckers's like, yo, you want
- 17:05Speaker 1: to be in my.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Blog like you're young man?
- 17:08Speaker 2: They would ex would you let yourself be exploited when
- 17:10Speaker 2: you get like, if you get to be that old rock.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Why not what the hell's dog got going on? Feeding
- 17:15Speaker 3: ducks and shit.
- 17:16Speaker 1: That's what your picture doing when you're old.
- 17:18Speaker 3: I mean that's just like part of fine old, like
- 17:20Speaker 3: like you're thinking like like like you got to be
- 17:22Speaker 3: in a retirement home like that. Yeah, somebody's like, what's
- 17:25Speaker 3: my dad died at sixty nine, So I kind of
- 17:28Speaker 3: like that.
- 17:29Speaker 6: I said that to my sister the other day. I said,
- 17:31Speaker 6: I have like twenty five years left on this life.
- 17:33Speaker 6: I don't want to argue with anybody, and they o
- 17:35Speaker 6: my my brother law my sister were like, that's really morbid.
- 17:39Speaker 6: Why would you say that? Like how old do you
- 17:41Speaker 6: want me to live? Like either, but when the botox
- 17:45Speaker 6: doesn't work, it's harpoon me. I don't want you know,
- 17:47Speaker 6: it's a quality of life, you know what I mean.
- 17:49Speaker 6: If I'm running around maybe, but if I'm just struggling,
- 17:53Speaker 6: why just put me take me out?
- 17:57Speaker 3: I don't want it.
- 17:57Speaker 4: You thinks I'm crazy for this thought, Like when I'm seventy,
- 18:00Speaker 4: it like.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Oh, they're gonna tell her about the Heroin.
- 18:02Speaker 4: When I'm seventy, I want to try Heroin. Like when
- 18:05Speaker 4: you're seventy years old. I want, like my caretaker to
- 18:07Speaker 4: be like, hey, I want to try heroin. Can you
- 18:09Speaker 4: make sure I don't die? Here's the money I'm gonna
- 18:11Speaker 4: get high food, how my credit card. I'm not gonna
- 18:12Speaker 4: go sucking dick for fucking heroin because I'm gonna be old.
- 18:15Speaker 4: I just want to try it because someone gives up
- 18:18Speaker 4: their life for this drugs.
- 18:20Speaker 3: I want to.
- 18:20Speaker 4: Feel how good it feels one time in my life?
- 18:22Speaker 4: Do they say it's like an angel hugging you. You know
- 18:24Speaker 4: how great that feels?
- 18:25Speaker 1: Can you imagine how think that sounds?
- 18:27Speaker 3: Yeah, eighty and addicted to hard drugs, that's hilarious.
- 18:30Speaker 4: You won't because my kids will be able to like
- 18:32Speaker 4: give them to me or not be like, okay, dad,
- 18:34Speaker 4: it's Friday, you can get I don't know.
- 18:35Speaker 3: That's not how it works. You're gonna fiend. You're gonna
- 18:38Speaker 3: be chasing that high. You're not gonna just be like, well.
- 18:40Speaker 1: God damn.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Grandkids said I can't have heroin today, son of a bitch.
- 18:47Speaker 6: He's like, that's what you're here, striving to be at
- 18:50Speaker 6: my functioning high heroin.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Actually I got the age of goals at eighty right,
- 18:54Speaker 2: Like that's he's doing the crosswords. You dream big son,
- 18:59Speaker 2: It's gonna be three times before one of your fucking
- 19:01Speaker 2: uh what is it nieces or nephews just puts a
- 19:03Speaker 2: little bit too much in there and it's like, goodbye, Grandpa.
- 19:09Speaker 1: This tim Foil had his mind at that age.
- 19:13Speaker 3: I won't have these nice veins that I do now.
- 19:15Speaker 3: You think those are nice? Right? They're not like yours?
- 19:19Speaker 3: Every day? Yeah, it'll start working out, baby.
- 19:21Speaker 4: Your fucking arms are like the freeways.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Bad with scratch marks on them.
- 19:30Speaker 3: You look like a freeway. Yeah, the donut marks on
- 19:34Speaker 3: the all over the place?
- 19:38Speaker 8: Yea.
- 19:39Speaker 2: How long you've had like a hell of a career, Rachel,
- 19:41Speaker 2: Like especially like I had to be put up on game,
- 19:44Speaker 2: like because during like when you were like thriving, I.
- 19:46Speaker 3: Was like a kid.
- 19:47Speaker 6: You were a child.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, like so you know what I mean, Like
- 19:50Speaker 2: you're like doing all these like shoot.
- 19:52Speaker 6: Did my boyfriend did that? He's like you got a
- 19:54Speaker 6: little jealous of at somebody dad, Like you were eight,
- 19:57Speaker 6: Like I can't had I know, and I would have waited,
- 20:01Speaker 6: but you were like learning your maths, you know.
- 20:08Speaker 2: Did you have those kind of parents that like, uh,
- 20:11Speaker 2: you know, like did you have like a pageant mom
- 20:13Speaker 2: or something.
- 20:13Speaker 6: I had a mom that kept me under lock and
- 20:16Speaker 6: key like she oh damn, yeah, I at a like
- 20:19Speaker 6: school was over at two fifteen. My ass was home
- 20:21Speaker 6: by three, no.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Excuses else what happened?
- 20:24Speaker 6: Oh my god, are you kidding me? I wouldn't. Yeah,
- 20:28Speaker 6: I was still live in fear of my mom and
- 20:30Speaker 6: her long arm.
- 20:31Speaker 3: See my mom was six street tall, fucking box. Yeah.
- 20:34Speaker 6: No, you got to be afraid of the little ones.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Like the little ones she's like five to two, but.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Her reach is like I think it's it's both both extremes.
- 20:42Speaker 3: If she was like five six, wouldn't be afraid of her.
- 20:45Speaker 3: But my mom is like six foot tall like Amazonian.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Yeah, so your mom was very strict.
- 20:52Speaker 6: She was really strict. She was she was kind of
- 20:54Speaker 6: a wild woman herself. So it was like as I say,
- 20:58Speaker 6: not as I do type thing, and you know, you
- 21:01Speaker 6: just don't We didn't live maybe it was the era
- 21:04Speaker 6: like we just didn't have We didn't question it. Also,
- 21:08Speaker 6: like you know, it wasn't like super We lived in Lahore, California.
- 21:13Speaker 6: But I definitely like you know what, like you watch TV,
- 21:15Speaker 6: like I hate this house. My mom would have knocked
- 21:17Speaker 6: the shit out of that kid, like you know what
- 21:19Speaker 6: I mean, Like there was I would be embedded in
- 21:21Speaker 6: a wall. There's no fucking way. I just you just
- 21:24Speaker 6: got home and you just went, okay, let me get
- 21:26Speaker 6: me through this night, and then you go to That's
- 21:28Speaker 6: why I like know how people say, oh, my bully,
- 21:30Speaker 6: my high school bully, my mom, Like I if I
- 21:35Speaker 6: had a bully, I didn't notice, so they lit it
- 21:38Speaker 6: like am I like that's all you got? Like I
- 21:40Speaker 6: literally like paid no mind because I had like bigger
- 21:43Speaker 6: fish to fry.
- 21:44Speaker 2: So that doesn't sound like the type of mom that
- 21:47Speaker 2: I pictures being very supportive of a modeling career.
- 21:50Speaker 6: Well, but that one brings money, So anytime you're making money,
- 21:52Speaker 6: be surprised. How parents, So how.
- 21:54Speaker 2: Did you So at what days did you make that
- 21:57Speaker 2: shift or did you start getting a little bit of
- 21:59Speaker 2: freedom for you to be like because that especially you.
- 22:01Speaker 6: Saying, oh I ran away from home when I was seventeen.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Damn it was a runaway situation because I.
- 22:05Speaker 6: Was sixteen my senior year I graduated. When I graduated,
- 22:08Speaker 6: was still technically a minor, So I just ran away
- 22:13Speaker 6: and hit out until I was eighteen. Well, yeah, where'd
- 22:17Speaker 6: you go my friend's house?
- 22:19Speaker 1: And what her parents knew is like, yo, Rachel's mom's
- 22:21Speaker 1: fucking the beach.
- 22:22Speaker 6: Yeah, and they all everyone's mom knew, but no the
- 22:27Speaker 6: lady I ran. So her mom was like a really
- 22:30Speaker 6: like Christian type woman. So she was always like taking
- 22:34Speaker 6: in random kids in weird situations and stuff like that.
- 22:37Speaker 1: She was like homeboy industry.
- 22:38Speaker 6: She was churchy. She was churchy, so.
- 22:41Speaker 1: She was like the homeboy industries of the area. Definitely,
- 22:44Speaker 1: you need those kind of people. You don't have those
- 22:46Speaker 1: people anymore.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Dog Like that's why these kids don't know when to stop.
- 22:49Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we stole this car, this rob the
- 22:51Speaker 2: mall necks, you know what I mean. You don't have
- 22:53Speaker 2: like this person that's like, hey, you're gonna end up
- 22:56Speaker 2: in jail me home, and I'm like, you need somebody
- 22:58Speaker 2: that'll tell you, like it's.
- 22:59Speaker 1: My son's in there.
- 23:00Speaker 6: She just kind of took me in, told me not
- 23:02Speaker 6: to talk to the boys, and then a lot of
- 23:06Speaker 6: church stuff. But but honestly, like it was pretty bad
- 23:10Speaker 6: at home, so it was she probably honestly like saved
- 23:13Speaker 6: me from a lot of more mental issues that I
- 23:16Speaker 6: probably aren't.
- 23:16Speaker 1: You never went back, like after you left.
- 23:19Speaker 6: It took some time. It took some time and then
- 23:22Speaker 6: and then and then I realized why I left, and
- 23:26Speaker 6: that was it. We work for a while, you know
- 23:31Speaker 6: people people Evan Evan.
- 23:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:34Speaker 2: So and what age did you start modeling for like
- 23:39Speaker 2: as a gig or as a job, Like, how did
- 23:41Speaker 2: that come back?
- 23:43Speaker 1: Well? What came first?
- 23:49Speaker 6: Well? Probably I think I think I did. My first
- 23:56Speaker 6: My first photo shoot was for like my friends, my
- 24:00Speaker 6: friend's like art project for it went to like a
- 24:04Speaker 6: school for photography. So I hiked a ass up a mountain,
- 24:08Speaker 6: painted me like a cheetah and I was like laying
- 24:10Speaker 6: on these worlds and it was freezing. So that was
- 24:14Speaker 6: like my first one. And then someone, you know, it
- 24:17Speaker 6: was that back then it was like a big deal
- 24:19Speaker 6: to like get someone into Playboy. So everyone was trying
- 24:22Speaker 6: to like Scout no, no, now the girls by their
- 24:26Speaker 6: way in. So I don't know, it's like.
- 24:28Speaker 1: Getting an article in the Forge magazine.
- 24:30Speaker 6: Bro. It's a different era, you know, it's different. You
- 24:33Speaker 6: know every maximum stuff, like all that stuff I do.
- 24:37Speaker 6: Kids don't even know what that is now. Probably now
- 24:50Speaker 6: it's just it's a I don't it's I guess likes
- 24:54Speaker 6: it could because.
- 24:55Speaker 3: I watched a little documentary.
- 24:56Speaker 6: It's different, It's definitely different.
- 24:58Speaker 4: I watched a little documentary who Happened in our Remember
- 25:00Speaker 4: him saying that.
- 25:01Speaker 1: At least the microphone.
- 25:03Speaker 3: First female, the month or whatever. He picked them. He
- 25:05Speaker 3: picked them in the beginning.
- 25:07Speaker 6: Still he was still very active when like my my folk,
- 25:10Speaker 6: my layout. He definitely picked the pictures, you know what
- 25:14Speaker 6: I mean?
- 25:15Speaker 3: Like, so you were, you were.
- 25:16Speaker 6: You'd definitely picked the pictures.
- 25:21Speaker 5: He was.
- 25:21Speaker 6: You know, honestly, I can't. I can't. Uh. Well, it's
- 25:28Speaker 6: funny because I always feel bad saying this, but like
- 25:30Speaker 6: to me, no, it was absolutely not a creep, but
- 25:34Speaker 6: it doesn't negate somebody else's experience. I was really I
- 25:39Speaker 6: would always think there's always like an element of like
- 25:43Speaker 6: buyers or morse when it comes to out because people,
- 25:45Speaker 6: you know, they're young girls and they want to they
- 25:48Speaker 6: don't be asked to leave the party, so there is
- 25:49Speaker 6: a pressure I guess to kind of go along with it,
- 25:52Speaker 6: and then you feel backs at it after or you
- 25:55Speaker 6: grow out of him, like why did I do that?
- 25:57Speaker 6: But then when you start hearing the stories about you know,
- 26:00Speaker 6: women that were attacked basically or drugged and all that stuff.
- 26:06Speaker 6: It's it's a hard thing to listen to you because
- 26:08Speaker 6: you didn't experience it, but I do. It's not out
- 26:11Speaker 6: of the realm of possibility. And then the piece I
- 26:13Speaker 6: know a lot of people that I know them, so
- 26:16Speaker 6: I believe them, you know, I just like I think
- 26:21Speaker 6: the worst the worst stories are like the Playboy Mansion
- 26:26Speaker 6: Club and like the well just so you hear the
- 26:29Speaker 6: stories of like what's his name, Bill Cosby? That that
- 26:34Speaker 6: fucked me up. Listening to that, I was just like,
- 26:37Speaker 6: oh my god, because it's bad enough. It was like
- 26:41Speaker 6: we all we all believe everything, and didn't he deserves
- 26:43Speaker 6: be in jail. But then you hear like the you
- 26:45Speaker 6: know what I mean because when you think I think
- 26:46Speaker 6: of Playboy anything, like the women that work in the
- 26:50Speaker 6: company and the women that post with magazine, it's you know,
- 26:53Speaker 6: it's like a little family type thing. We have the
- 26:55Speaker 6: shared experience, no matter if you only did one layout
- 26:58Speaker 6: or a million layouts. And so you you think about, uh,
- 27:04Speaker 6: that weird cultish thought process that none of us said anything,
- 27:10Speaker 6: or we'd watch we'd see something happening and we just
- 27:12Speaker 6: kind of like, I don't know, it's a weird programming.
- 27:15Speaker 6: I guess. I mean I personally was drug twice at
- 27:18Speaker 6: the mansion, not by him, by the bar tender, by
- 27:22Speaker 6: the bar tenders. Yeah, for real, and luckily I had
- 27:28Speaker 6: my friends with me and nothing weird happened. But it's twice.
- 27:32Speaker 6: It's fucking twice, like twice drug, he said.
- 27:35Speaker 1: He said he hadn't roof before.
- 27:37Speaker 6: You know, it's a weird thing because you can feel
- 27:40Speaker 6: two ways. You either don't you don't remember. You just
- 27:44Speaker 6: there's you remember something, and then after that you don't
- 27:46Speaker 6: remember it.
- 27:47Speaker 2: I didn't say I felt him like that, dude, I said,
- 27:50Speaker 2: so yeah, I said that, like.
- 27:51Speaker 6: We feel weird.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you're off.
- 27:53Speaker 2: You wake up and you just feel you're like you
- 27:56Speaker 2: try to go through your mind and you cannot put
- 27:58Speaker 2: anything together.
- 27:59Speaker 1: It's like gone.
- 28:00Speaker 2: And then you're looking like you don't remember how you
- 28:02Speaker 2: got home, you don't remember what you did, and you
- 28:04Speaker 2: have to look at your phone and look at your
- 28:06Speaker 2: messages because you do shit while you're like, oh yeah,
- 28:08Speaker 2: you feeling like you're you're talking to people. I almost
- 28:11Speaker 2: got beat up if it wasn't for that, Michael Park.
- 28:13Speaker 6: Different men. You men tend to run their mouths off
- 28:16Speaker 6: and get aggressive women tend to be just a little
- 28:19Speaker 6: more like wild or submissive. They just kind of go
- 28:24Speaker 6: or they're just passed out, which is just disgusting.
- 28:27Speaker 1: But it was I was with a group of chicks,
- 28:30Speaker 1: so like they they knew.
- 28:31Speaker 2: They're like, oh no, they were trying to like, you know,
- 28:33Speaker 2: get one of the girls or whatever it was, and
- 28:35Speaker 2: they bought some drinks and I ended up getting that drink,
- 28:37Speaker 2: and I'm just like that.
- 28:38Speaker 6: That's what when I the first time at the mansion,
- 28:41Speaker 6: I got champagne and they're like the proper like gat
- 28:44Speaker 6: speed glasses. They very small, and so I got one
- 28:47Speaker 6: for me and I got one for my friend, who
- 28:49Speaker 6: is a man. We were not together. He was with
- 28:51Speaker 6: his girlfriend, but he's like, you get it because I'll
- 28:53Speaker 6: give it to you faster. He had one drink. He
- 28:58Speaker 6: the next day was like, what was in that drink?
- 29:01Speaker 6: I am trying to figure out myself. He's like he
- 29:03Speaker 6: yelled at his girlfriend. He was just acting crazy. He's
- 29:06Speaker 6: made his girlfriend cry. She thinks he's insane, and I'm like,
- 29:09Speaker 6: well tell her. Obviously we got drugged, and obviously I
- 29:12Speaker 6: didn't drug you, Like why would I Why would I
- 29:14Speaker 6: give you drugs? You know what I mean, those things
- 29:15Speaker 6: are expensive, so it's like yeah, and then I called
- 29:19Speaker 6: like one time. The second time at the it was
- 29:22Speaker 6: like a Halloween party. I I mean, I had no
- 29:26Speaker 6: idea what happened. It was really luckily my friends came
- 29:29Speaker 6: and got me. I do remember this part is that
- 29:32Speaker 6: I remember I was cold. It's tired. I was just
- 29:35Speaker 6: really tired, and I kind of was like it's like
- 29:38Speaker 6: you know when they have like a movie where it's
- 29:40Speaker 6: like fade to black and then you see, that's what
- 29:44Speaker 6: I would remember seeing. And I just remember I just
- 29:46Speaker 6: wanted to lay down and was freezing, and one of
- 29:49Speaker 6: the staff comes up to me, and you know, obviously
- 29:52Speaker 6: been a million times so they know my name and
- 29:54Speaker 6: they're like, do you want to go upstairs? Now? Did
- 29:58Speaker 6: I want to go upstairs?
- 29:59Speaker 1: No?
- 29:59Speaker 6: But I didn't. I just wanted I just wanted to
- 30:01Speaker 6: lay down and I didn't want to be cold. So
- 30:03Speaker 6: it had my friends not been there, I would have
- 30:05Speaker 6: said yes, yes, But then what happens is everybody sees
- 30:09Speaker 6: you say yes and you go willingly. So when you
- 30:13Speaker 6: say something happened to me, we're like, well, I mean
- 30:16Speaker 6: she was all over that guy. You know what. I mean,
- 30:18Speaker 6: and she went. So that's why I think there's a
- 30:23Speaker 6: lot of I think nowadays people will speak up because
- 30:28Speaker 6: they know what's up. I think in my generation it's
- 30:32Speaker 6: a lot of like, well, they believe me. And also
- 30:34Speaker 6: it's a lot of like almost you've got as light yourself.
- 30:36Speaker 6: You're like, well I did I didn't say no, you
- 30:39Speaker 6: know what I mean. So it's like people just don't
- 30:41Speaker 6: say anything. And I think that's why there's such a
- 30:43Speaker 6: big explosion all of a sudden, Like I had that
- 30:46Speaker 6: same experience. I had the same experience because you were
- 30:48Speaker 6: just holding it in for so long. And also, you know,
- 30:52Speaker 6: we didn't have like you just played it through, you
- 30:56Speaker 6: know what I mean? How many times did I go,
- 30:58Speaker 6: I'm surprised, I'm alive. How much times have I gone to, like, uh,
- 31:02Speaker 6: back in my youth up into the hills following the
- 31:06Speaker 6: the little breadcrumbs of cocaine up there with all this
- 31:08Speaker 6: Hollywood trash. We didn't have Uber, we didn't have Uber,
- 31:14Speaker 6: we barely had smartphones. We had a fucking little razor
- 31:17Speaker 6: flip flow that didn't do anything. We were calling Beverly
- 31:21Speaker 6: Hills cab. You know it was great about them is
- 31:23Speaker 6: they kept your phone number and they were like they
- 31:24Speaker 6: were like hi, Rachel, and they would know exactly. I
- 31:27Speaker 6: used to tell my old PUBLICISTM like, I ever go missing,
- 31:30Speaker 6: you have to call Beverly Hills Cab because they.
- 31:33Speaker 3: They know where I found.
- 31:34Speaker 6: They know where I'm going, Like it's not of intrusive.
- 31:37Speaker 6: It was like my picking up at this place and
- 31:38Speaker 6: I can never say that address outlouded.
- 31:40Speaker 2: They had back then, they had like uh, they also
- 31:43Speaker 2: had those underground taxi services. I remember like my Homegirls
- 31:48Speaker 2: dad used to do that for when they used to
- 31:50Speaker 2: have walkie talkies and they used to just pick up
- 31:52Speaker 2: people bro like people that like no, just yeah, just
- 31:55Speaker 2: straight up, like it's like, hey, I'm drunk, can you
- 31:57Speaker 2: come get me from this party? And they're paying obviously
- 31:59Speaker 2: top dollar for this ride, or like hey, like this
- 32:02Speaker 2: family's coming from Mexico. He take them to Disneyland and
- 32:05Speaker 2: ride around the whole day with them, and they'll just
- 32:06Speaker 2: pay that person but like for half the price or
- 32:08Speaker 2: for whatever.
- 32:09Speaker 6: It was at the time, saving lives and.
- 32:11Speaker 2: They would have like cards and I remember that when
- 32:14Speaker 2: we were when I was in high school, we would
- 32:16Speaker 2: just like go to parties and I'm just like hey, like,
- 32:18Speaker 2: is your dad gonna come pick us up? Because like
- 32:20Speaker 2: that would determine if I would be drinking, because I
- 32:22Speaker 2: didn't want to get home drunk and get caught.
- 32:24Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 6: Yeah, it's wild, it's wild. We didn't have we have
- 32:29Speaker 6: I have I having a party dress like in the
- 32:32Speaker 6: early two thousands. I think I was really into wearing
- 32:34Speaker 6: like like strapless party dress. I don't know, I think
- 32:37Speaker 6: I watch too much Sex and the City, but like
- 32:40Speaker 6: I went to this producer's house and with a bunch
- 32:43Speaker 6: of people and then all of a sudden, they're gone,
- 32:46Speaker 6: like where did everybody go? And it's just us and
- 32:50Speaker 6: we had hooked up before, and it was just like
- 32:53Speaker 6: like I definitely regretted it afterwards, and so he just assumed,
- 32:58Speaker 6: you know, you look at it's yours and so I
- 33:00Speaker 6: was like, I'm not staying. It was yes you are,
- 33:02Speaker 6: and I'm like, I'm sorry what I'm And it was
- 33:04Speaker 6: very uncomfortable, and I knew I was going to win
- 33:07Speaker 6: this battle. And I had four like no no battery,
- 33:11Speaker 6: and I just said, okay, I go to the back
- 33:13Speaker 6: roads the bathroom. I went through his kitchen, grab some mail,
- 33:16Speaker 6: was like trying to find a bar. I called Beverly
- 33:20Speaker 6: Hills cab and I told him exactly what's happening. I said,
- 33:23Speaker 6: I was scared, and he goes, can you jump out
- 33:25Speaker 6: of a window. I'm like, yeah, jump out the window.
- 33:28Speaker 6: And I was like, I'll stay with you as long
- 33:29Speaker 6: as your phone's on. I went through the bushes. I'm scratched.
- 33:32Speaker 6: I'm holding Malonos. You know, thinks I'm in the bathroom
- 33:36Speaker 6: getting ready for him. We're on the top of some
- 33:41Speaker 6: fucking Beechwood canyon thing and I'm just I'm I'm going there,
- 33:45Speaker 6: Like do you see headlights? I'm like no, not yetting like, okay,
- 33:47Speaker 6: I'll stay on the phone. And he comes up and
- 33:50Speaker 6: I was literally like, talk about not all heroes wear caves.
- 33:54Speaker 6: I was like, you are my night in shining armor
- 33:57Speaker 6: because it's a long walk down that I because I
- 34:00Speaker 6: didn't even think of jumping out the window and just
- 34:03Speaker 6: fucking just walk through the bushes. Go just go, go go.
- 34:05Speaker 6: I would have been like, what was it?
- 34:08Speaker 1: What was the reason you left that guy's house? Like
- 34:10Speaker 1: he was just a creep. Yeah he was up.
- 34:12Speaker 6: Yeah, he was basically saying, I'm not taking home, and
- 34:15Speaker 6: I said I didn't want to stay and I had
- 34:18Speaker 6: just said in the night.
- 34:19Speaker 4: It was crazy to kind of figure out that.
- 34:21Speaker 3: They were all in on it.
- 34:23Speaker 6: That's gross.
- 34:23Speaker 4: I know we all left on purposely, as in, like
- 34:25Speaker 4: he said, hey, bring her here, y'all dip out that.
- 34:29Speaker 6: I hope it wasn't.
- 34:29Speaker 3: I hope, I hope your friends. I hope it was.
- 34:32Speaker 6: But it might have been that we had, like I like,
- 34:34Speaker 6: a different time, long time, almost a year ago, we
- 34:38Speaker 6: had hooked up, so they might have thought him again.
- 34:43Speaker 6: But I mean he asked me, like, don't leave me here.
- 34:48Speaker 1: She left Diddy's house, dude.
- 34:51Speaker 6: Escaping care if I wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.
- 34:55Speaker 4: It wasn't that I was going to ask something about
- 34:57Speaker 4: not the didny thing. But you've been at playbook matches
- 34:59Speaker 4: and everyone always says it's always funny games in the
- 35:03Speaker 4: beginning of the party, and then you kind of get
- 35:05Speaker 4: asked to come after or you partner. Were you ever
- 35:08Speaker 4: in a moment where you were like, this is getting weird.
- 35:10Speaker 4: They're asking me a weird moment? Do I want to
- 35:13Speaker 4: go here?
- 35:13Speaker 1: It's already people start wearing masks.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Yeah, because I do think there's a moment where they
- 35:18Speaker 4: like because yes, like how does this happen? They let
- 35:20Speaker 4: you see things and if you don't complain, then they
- 35:22Speaker 4: kind of know you're part of the game. Or was
- 35:24Speaker 4: ever a moment we were like, this is I'm out?
- 35:26Speaker 6: I guess no, because I when I was younger, I
- 35:29Speaker 6: was really kind of oblivious to anything except for myself
- 35:34Speaker 6: and my friend. So I was just too self absorbed
- 35:36Speaker 6: to notice anything. Also, I was on a lot of
- 35:38Speaker 6: cocaine to notice anything. I will say the time, like
- 35:44Speaker 6: after one of the times that I got drugged. There
- 35:47Speaker 6: the Patty, she's like the head of like all the
- 35:50Speaker 6: girls and everything, she got a phone call asking if
- 35:53Speaker 6: I was okay, And I was like, did I do
- 35:55Speaker 6: anything weird? Did I like, am like you fell a
- 35:58Speaker 6: few times? I think you beat your pants? But I
- 35:59Speaker 6: think cool, cool, cool, And I did think it was
- 36:04Speaker 6: weird that she called Adam. Yeah. And then but here's
- 36:08Speaker 6: the craziest thing was and she's like, are you okay?
- 36:11Speaker 6: And she wanted I go someone. I said, someone drug me.
- 36:13Speaker 6: I did not accuse the bartenders, even though I knew
- 36:15Speaker 6: that's what it was, and they said are you okay?
- 36:18Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, I kind of it's kind of the
- 36:21Speaker 6: way of the girls my age at that time, because
- 36:25Speaker 6: you were raising kind of a misogynistic time where it's
- 36:28Speaker 6: like you kind of like to not be difficult, you
- 36:32Speaker 6: act like one of the boys.
- 36:33Speaker 1: You guys hang with different kinds.
- 36:34Speaker 6: There there was that pressure to kind of like be cool,
- 36:38Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like it's not a big deal,
- 36:40Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like you're one of the
- 36:41Speaker 6: boys type of thing. And it's like if I would
- 36:44Speaker 6: have acted like a no, like how fucking dare you?
- 36:48Speaker 6: I don't even know what would happened.
- 36:50Speaker 9: No.
- 36:50Speaker 6: But here's the thing is, I'm watching all these documentaries.
- 36:53Speaker 6: Apparently I said the right thing because all these documentaries,
- 36:57Speaker 6: all the girls that complain it gets even fucking gone.
- 37:01Speaker 6: No one sees them again. They ruined their career.
- 37:03Speaker 1: It's out of control.
- 37:05Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even with adults.
- 37:07Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure you've seen the Nickelodeon one when
- 37:08Speaker 4: the parent complains. When the parent complains, the kids out.
- 37:11Speaker 6: Yeah. But when I say they're out, like girls are
- 37:15Speaker 6: going missing, you're talking missing. Girls are missing. They're harassed, a.
- 37:20Speaker 3: Lot of a lot of missing.
- 37:22Speaker 6: They suck with their lives like they can't make money anymore,
- 37:26Speaker 6: Like they're listed a little bit like back, like old
- 37:30Speaker 6: school counseled, but like the canceled. You should have wanted
- 37:33Speaker 6: to be canceled, but you thought it was a big
- 37:34Speaker 6: deal because he didn't make better life choices.
- 37:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:37Speaker 6: So I when I'm watching all these documentaries now and
- 37:41Speaker 6: I'm just like, oh, God, good thing I said.
- 37:43Speaker 1: I was.
- 37:44Speaker 6: I was cool with it because who knows what I mean?
- 37:46Speaker 3: They say they can I think it was Marilyn Monroe died.
- 37:50Speaker 4: Who I think she was the one that died because
- 37:51Speaker 4: she was sucking some mobsters or something like that, and
- 37:54Speaker 4: they shut her up and they drugged her.
- 37:55Speaker 6: And they said, you mean the president, she's fucking mobsters.
- 37:58Speaker 6: She was sucking the president, Yeah.
- 38:00Speaker 4: His brother, but fucking other mobsters people and she was
- 38:04Speaker 4: other mobsters.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah, how does she die when she can she overdose?
- 38:09Speaker 3: I'm barbituous. And they said they stuffed.
- 38:11Speaker 4: They they literally said, if you look it up, it
- 38:12Speaker 4: makes no sense.
- 38:13Speaker 3: They say they say that they stuff they like the man,
- 38:18Speaker 3: the real sources.
- 38:23Speaker 4: So the thing is, the word on the street is
- 38:26Speaker 4: Bill Clinton told them. Clinton told her stop showing up
- 38:30Speaker 4: like you're.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Living Clint Bill, Dude, this is different times.
- 38:33Speaker 3: I getting confused. Never mind forget it.
- 38:35Speaker 6: No, this is this is like you know how there's
- 38:37Speaker 6: the Bernstein Bears and the Bernsteinbers like it was just
- 38:44Speaker 6: yell affects ship that he you're not from our dimension?
- 38:48Speaker 6: Are You're not from our time? Water, not from our timeline?
- 38:53Speaker 2: Different algorithm, dude, dreamer, dude, I don't know, man. She
- 38:58Speaker 2: she just seems like somebody who like she she was
- 39:02Speaker 2: the girl and she liked partying a lot because the
- 39:03Speaker 2: drugs are free, you.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
- 39:05Speaker 6: So that's a narrative you have.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Now if you look into it, you can find out
- 39:08Speaker 3: that it does make me.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Well, you don't get you don't get to bone the
- 39:11Speaker 2: president by not being the You don't.
- 39:12Speaker 4: Bone the president and then talk about it and he's
- 39:16Speaker 4: get killed. Keep talking, you keep boning the president, You're
- 39:18Speaker 4: gonna die.
- 39:19Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't tell if I bone the president.
- 39:21Speaker 3: Not supposed to you. You definitely don't write a book either.
- 39:24Speaker 6: I definitely would like all my beating tickets a race.
- 39:27Speaker 3: Though you're starting their community.
- 39:30Speaker 6: No one would know, but there would be like little things,
- 39:33Speaker 6: little there would be signs real quick if.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Kamala one, are you boning the president?
- 39:39Speaker 1: Like to save my life? And ships.
- 39:43Speaker 3: The president and she just watches.
- 39:44Speaker 6: We don't smoke the same she used to be what
- 39:46Speaker 6: we like doing the gun to the head?
- 39:47Speaker 4: Would you are you boning the president.
- 39:51Speaker 6: For God and country?
- 39:53Speaker 4: So just man her Manny ain't doing it, so he's
- 39:57Speaker 4: on you gotta step up.
- 39:58Speaker 1: For it's time to serve our country.
- 40:00Speaker 10: Go.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Would you talk about you have no choice?
- 40:02Speaker 3: I wanted to Hillary, I let I let the country
- 40:04Speaker 3: go foun.
- 40:08Speaker 6: She'd be giggling like a maniac the whole time, the
- 40:11Speaker 6: whole time.
- 40:11Speaker 3: What about Rock?
- 40:12Speaker 1: Would you do it?
- 40:12Speaker 6: She was giving Vice principal vibes so badly.
- 40:16Speaker 1: Would you do it for America? Rock?
- 40:17Speaker 3: Comal?
- 40:18Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not? Let's your car the nword.
- 40:20Speaker 3: I'm not doing that.
- 40:21Speaker 2: Why I'm not doing I feel like a politician would
- 40:24Speaker 2: be into that.
- 40:25Speaker 1: She's like, call me.
- 40:25Speaker 3: That step on yeah, bro, Hillary Clinton.
- 40:28Speaker 1: That I told you when I used.
- 40:29Speaker 6: To Clinton wants to be called she wants you to
- 40:32Speaker 6: step on her balls.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Yeah that part. Remember that's that's Michael.
- 40:36Speaker 2: Remember I told you when I used to when I
- 40:37Speaker 2: was in college and I used to do like lyft
- 40:39Speaker 2: and then like their day shift in the valley, you
- 40:41Speaker 2: would pick up like escorts and ship that would like
- 40:43Speaker 2: be on their job.
- 40:44Speaker 1: And I told you that one shake that she used to.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Like go see like neural surgeons foo like like I
- 40:51Speaker 2: dropped her off one time and she told me like
- 40:52Speaker 2: all kinds of ship this guy. And I'm just like,
- 40:54Speaker 2: what does this guy do?
- 40:55Speaker 10: Right?
- 40:55Speaker 2: And She's like he's a neural sturgeon. He operates on
- 40:57Speaker 2: people's brains. And she was telling me like this guy
- 41:00Speaker 2: like pays your top dollar to step on his balls
- 41:02Speaker 2: with heels like just do yeah, like and I'm.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Just like, what do you?
- 41:06Speaker 2: And I'm just saying and ask her of me, of course,
- 41:08Speaker 2: what part of the heel do you used to step on?
- 41:10Speaker 3: You know?
- 41:10Speaker 1: Like She's like, yo, the flat part. And it's just
- 41:13Speaker 1: it's crazy.
- 41:13Speaker 3: Bro, I forgot to go in for surgery. I'm just
- 41:15Speaker 3: gonna be like, hey, you don't subscribe to you, don't
- 41:18Speaker 3: you don't do that weird dominatrix shiit with your balls
- 41:20Speaker 3: to you?
- 41:22Speaker 6: Well, if it's a release, you want them.
- 41:23Speaker 1: To fair enough as long as you've got a clear.
- 41:26Speaker 6: Head, steady hand, sir.
- 41:28Speaker 3: You know that's a good point. Did you get your
- 41:30Speaker 3: balls stomped on before you came in?
- 41:32Speaker 6: Where did you stomp on balls? I always wanted. I
- 41:35Speaker 6: always wanted the job of a dominator said just verbally
- 41:38Speaker 6: abuses somebody, just eviscerates them, like I'm overqualified for that job.
- 41:43Speaker 6: That's the job I want. That job was not there
- 41:45Speaker 6: on school career day.
- 41:46Speaker 3: How often do like pay pigs come up?
- 41:48Speaker 6: I don't know if anyone would like me to insult
- 41:52Speaker 6: you for money, Like just tell these guys really really,
- 41:55Speaker 6: I've never had anyone ask me. And it's like my dream,
- 41:59Speaker 6: Like I would just love to just like do something
- 42:02Speaker 6: I love to do, which is just a viscerated man
- 42:04Speaker 6: and get people.
- 42:06Speaker 3: You could start a cameo for that. You'd just be like, yo,
- 42:12Speaker 3: it's not personal.
- 42:12Speaker 6: I need I need, I need you like right here.
- 42:15Speaker 3: That's just how you get it going.
- 42:16Speaker 1: I'm saying, you want to hit rock with your heels?
- 42:19Speaker 3: Have you ever been with no? But she can, she
- 42:20Speaker 3: can insult me. That's fine. I don't know. You might
- 42:23Speaker 3: think you don't like to get whip.
- 42:25Speaker 4: But we had an episode with the dominator and she
- 42:27Speaker 4: whipped me and I didn't think I was gonna like it,
- 42:29Speaker 4: but maybe.
- 42:29Speaker 3: It's because she was hot.
- 42:30Speaker 4: At that point, I was like, okay, no, it's a professional.
- 42:33Speaker 6: I did a movie where I had to play a
- 42:35Speaker 6: dominatrix and we had real submissives there because it was
- 42:40Speaker 6: like an indie movie, so we had submissives there because
- 42:43Speaker 6: they could just take take after take it Apparently I
- 42:46Speaker 6: wasn't even making a dent to this guy. He's like,
- 42:48Speaker 6: you can do it harder, and you were going pretty hard.
- 42:51Speaker 6: I was going full on and I was like I
- 42:53Speaker 6: broke something.
- 42:54Speaker 1: He's like, keep going, well, you were just like hitting
- 42:57Speaker 1: him with the whip.
- 42:58Speaker 6: I was. I hit him with her whip. I Dhi
- 42:59Speaker 6: on the paddle. There was like a big long thing,
- 43:03Speaker 6: like a hand thing, and I was just like this
- 43:05Speaker 6: has to her and he was like no. And it
- 43:10Speaker 6: was a it was a movie being made about uh,
- 43:15Speaker 6: a dominatrix, so it was like her life story. And
- 43:18Speaker 6: she was there like with me, watching it, like she
- 43:21Speaker 6: was on set and everything. And she was like like,
- 43:23Speaker 6: I guess I had a little rhythm going after a while,
- 43:26Speaker 6: and she's like, you could, you know, you could, you
- 43:28Speaker 6: could work on that high potential. I had a lot
- 43:32Speaker 6: of potential, you know.
- 43:34Speaker 3: Not too late, you know, just go on indeed dot
- 43:36Speaker 3: com and see if there's any.
- 43:38Speaker 6: Stand up thing doesn't work out?
- 43:41Speaker 3: How long you've been doing stand up for it?
- 43:43Speaker 1: Oh?
- 43:44Speaker 6: Right, a year? How long we been out of a pandemic?
- 43:48Speaker 6: Like four four years?
- 43:49Speaker 1: Three three years?
- 43:50Speaker 3: Three? Or four three years?
- 43:52Speaker 1: Three years?
- 43:53Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 43:53Speaker 1: Do you ever stopped doing your COVID jokes already?
- 43:56Speaker 6: So I think like.
- 43:58Speaker 1: I think Jack.
- 44:00Speaker 2: Junior don't want no COVID jokes tomorrow on Saturday, bro.
- 44:03Speaker 6: Yeah, I think like I think probably like almost a
- 44:06Speaker 6: year before or maybe six months before COVID.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Damn, that's tight.
- 44:10Speaker 6: But I didn't stop. I mean, I you did.
- 44:12Speaker 3: It during COVID. You were doing you were doing outdoor shows.
- 44:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't subscribe to COVID, so I
- 44:18Speaker 6: just I just pressed on.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:21Speaker 6: It was great for me because everyone else was terrified,
- 44:23Speaker 6: so I was just like I'll.
- 44:24Speaker 4: Do it was the best.
- 44:27Speaker 6: Well, the thing is is like I did catch COVID.
- 44:30Speaker 6: Once I was I went up to are you okay? Yeah,
- 44:34Speaker 6: He's like, this is so fun. I'm having the most fun.
- 44:37Speaker 3: I love the pain.
- 44:38Speaker 6: It's hurts so good.
- 44:39Speaker 1: This is.
- 44:42Speaker 3: He's being a sub right now.
- 44:43Speaker 4: There's there's people, there's people watching right now, super jealous
- 44:47Speaker 4: of his call, like.
- 44:48Speaker 3: I wish that's a good one.
- 44:49Speaker 2: And there's people there's people that are like watching It's
- 44:51Speaker 2: like I wish I could make them cough in my
- 44:53Speaker 2: product so funny.
- 44:55Speaker 6: Cough, bitch cough. So yeah, it was. I just took
- 45:01Speaker 6: my car and drove to Texas a bunch of times
- 45:03Speaker 6: and just, uh, Austin, like everybody jokes went to die
- 45:08Speaker 6: as Austin.
- 45:09Speaker 4: Have you do kill to have you put your name
- 45:10Speaker 4: in the bucket list?
- 45:11Speaker 6: No, my friend I supported my friend Isabella doing that.
- 45:14Speaker 6: I don't you know, like last night I hosted. I
- 45:17Speaker 6: don't know if I hosted. I don't know what the
- 45:18Speaker 6: fuck I did with it. I I co produced, but
- 45:22Speaker 6: in the way of like I'm the house, you know
- 45:24Speaker 6: what I mean, Like I wasn't I didn't cast anybody.
- 45:27Speaker 6: I didn't do I think I just ran around getting
- 45:29Speaker 6: upset that things weren't on time, a roast battle type.
- 45:34Speaker 3: Thing, and always with the like JP right.
- 45:37Speaker 6: With the digits the mask them on here. Yeah, so
- 45:45Speaker 6: it's definitely like something I don't understand. I'll be really honest.
- 45:49Speaker 4: It doesn't mean I.
- 45:50Speaker 3: Don't see you roasting anybody else.
- 45:52Speaker 6: No, I'm actually not. I'm very not nice person, but
- 45:56Speaker 6: I just can't insult someone on command like I have
- 45:59Speaker 6: to have passion.
- 46:00Speaker 1: For it, dated hate, like yeah, did you.
- 46:05Speaker 6: Come from them within? You know what I mean? Like
- 46:08Speaker 6: I was like something you love, Like, no, I want
- 46:10Speaker 6: my fucking mortal enemy. That's what I want. That's what
- 46:13Speaker 6: I want. I want to see your soul leave your body.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah, well you gotta like you got to put some
- 46:18Speaker 2: thought into it, bro, because that's how like the best
- 46:20Speaker 2: things come out.
- 46:21Speaker 1: If it's off the top, it's going to be like ah.
- 46:23Speaker 6: Man, I just but you know, I feel like they
- 46:25Speaker 6: should at least look like they're off the top, like like,
- 46:28Speaker 6: at least lie to me and let me think that
- 46:30Speaker 6: it's witty. Don't bring out your fucking notepad like that.
- 46:32Speaker 6: That's the only thing that bugged me a little bit
- 46:33Speaker 6: because I'm just not used. I'm not used to watching
- 46:36Speaker 6: roast battles like I think I feel like it should
- 46:39Speaker 6: be like ever watched ever watched like drag queens or
- 46:43Speaker 6: gay men just fucking insulting each other boom boom boom.
- 46:46Speaker 6: It's like I don't know if it's premeditated or not,
- 46:48Speaker 6: but it feels like it just sounds like they're so
- 46:50Speaker 6: fucking smart and sharp and it's just so like, oh,
- 46:53Speaker 6: I've never I would I wish it would be like that.
- 46:56Speaker 2: I've never been to any of those. But my brother
- 46:59Speaker 2: loves that. I mean he's gay, granted, but reading he
- 47:02Speaker 2: goes to all he goes to all these fucking like
- 47:05Speaker 2: drag shews right like, and I've asked him.
- 47:07Speaker 1: I was like, fool you drag like you.
- 47:08Speaker 2: Know what I mean, He's and you know what He's like, No, No,
- 47:11Speaker 2: he enjoys it.
- 47:12Speaker 1: And like Dragon, he fucking laughed so.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Fucking much at this ship, and I'm like, it's not
- 47:17Speaker 2: my kind of laugh. It's like very gay Monty Python
- 47:20Speaker 2: type of ship, you know what I mean.
- 47:21Speaker 1: But but these one, I don't know. I can't even like,
- 47:24Speaker 1: I can't even like.
- 47:24Speaker 6: It's kind of like you should, but they're on point accent.
- 47:27Speaker 6: He shouldn't do that either.
- 47:30Speaker 4: He does some good accents. His trump accent probably one
- 47:33Speaker 4: of the best I've heard.
- 47:33Speaker 6: That's that's an impression.
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's an impression.
- 47:37Speaker 2: I mean, granted, you've been good at your English words today,
- 47:39Speaker 2: you know, Like.
- 47:43Speaker 6: I also want to I just want to jump in
- 47:45Speaker 6: and say that I'm not saying that last night's show
- 47:47Speaker 6: was bad. I'm just saying I don't understand Rose Battles
- 47:51Speaker 6: because like there's different levels of people and I just
- 47:56Speaker 6: feel like, so like you could have been meaner. I
- 47:58Speaker 6: guess if you're gonna go for BLLs, I could never
- 48:00Speaker 6: do it because I'm a pussy. I would cry And
- 48:02Speaker 6: there's like there's too much there's too many good things,
- 48:05Speaker 6: little morsels about me that people could just like making break.
- 48:10Speaker 6: I am like, I'm like a mean person's wet dream
- 48:17Speaker 6: when it comes to like, are you kidding me? There's
- 48:19Speaker 6: so much material here, We're gonna make this bitch cry.
- 48:22Speaker 3: I saw a roast battle because I have attended them.
- 48:25Speaker 6: It's not they're brave. They're so brave.
- 48:28Speaker 3: This one guy, I guess they're non binary now, but
- 48:31Speaker 3: JP they're they're really funny. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying
- 48:34Speaker 3: to be correct on this. You know, I'm doing my best,
- 48:36Speaker 3: but uh, they're really funny and they're really good at
- 48:38Speaker 3: the at the roast battles. But I saw I don't
- 48:42Speaker 3: even know this fool's name, but this this hispanic dude
- 48:44Speaker 3: got like so angry on stage and like he's like
- 48:48Speaker 3: a regular Rose Battles. I'm like I got him, but
- 48:51Speaker 3: but like apparently he just gets mad almost every time.
- 48:54Speaker 3: I'm like, what this I don't know his name?
- 48:58Speaker 6: He's bad drunk.
- 48:59Speaker 4: You want to want to talk about brave? You guys,
- 49:02Speaker 4: ever seen the Naked Roast? That's fucking brave.
- 49:06Speaker 2: That's like that's some swinger ship, bro, that's just like
- 49:09Speaker 2: that's just like a little swinger you want to call it.
- 49:14Speaker 4: And you want to talk about brave, that's brave going
- 49:16Speaker 4: up there and roasting another naked person that you wrote
- 49:19Speaker 4: her naked is just Is it.
- 49:20Speaker 6: All based on physicality then pretty much? Yeah?
- 49:23Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I mean you don't have to.
- 49:26Speaker 6: I honestly, yeah, I honestly think when like like if
- 49:29Speaker 6: you when you look at someone and like you look
- 49:31Speaker 6: like chlamydia or a person, that's that's funny. But like
- 49:35Speaker 6: but if you're like just go like it's slow hanging
- 49:38Speaker 6: for like if someone's overweight, Like how many jokes do
- 49:42Speaker 6: I have to hear?
- 49:42Speaker 3: Let me tell you right now?
- 49:46Speaker 4: He I mean one that I told you I was
- 49:49Speaker 4: that skank pest and was.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Part of was part of the.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Classy Roast.
- 49:55Speaker 4: And this girl did the craziest thing she wanted, Like
- 49:57Speaker 4: no one even cares what else she did, but she
- 49:58Speaker 4: goes up there. She was like the third person and
- 50:00Speaker 4: to go up, and she does her joke. First one
- 50:02Speaker 4: sucks their one, second one sucks stir one. She was
- 50:05Speaker 4: waiting for this one and then she's like, fuck, I
- 50:07Speaker 4: keep forgetting my jokes. Give me one second, people, and
- 50:09Speaker 4: she goes in her vagina and pulls out.
- 50:11Speaker 3: Paper up and thensed that the joke. The whole crowd inside.
- 50:15Speaker 6: That's because it was like a circuit. That's yeah, that's
- 50:19Speaker 6: oddities and you would go in and see all the
- 50:21Speaker 6: fucking free.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I wouldn't consider that, like, oh my god, that's.
- 50:24Speaker 4: A killer rope off. This bitch pulled out a piece
- 50:27Speaker 4: of paper. She had nothing renten in it. She just said,
- 50:29Speaker 4: let me take my nose out and then she ran.
- 50:32Speaker 4: The whole crowd went crazy. The next person was like,
- 50:34Speaker 4: I don't even want to go up, Like what am
- 50:36Speaker 4: I going to say after this?
- 50:39Speaker 1: She pulled out a piece of paper and and how
- 50:41Speaker 1: hard it? Did you laugh?
- 50:42Speaker 8: Like?
- 50:42Speaker 4: Or was that just like oh wow, that's like it's
- 50:44Speaker 4: fucking crazy, Like you gotta understand.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but that'd you consider that?
- 50:48Speaker 3: Like do you think that's a joke?
- 50:49Speaker 6: Do you think that's just shock value? Though?
- 50:51Speaker 4: I think the whole thing starts off with shock valley,
- 50:53Speaker 4: So now you have to shock to people.
- 50:54Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying.
- 50:55Speaker 3: I'm not saying I do it. I just think that
- 50:57Speaker 3: you guys said that was brave ro spot. I was like, okay,
- 50:59Speaker 3: we want to talk about well, going.
- 51:01Speaker 6: Up to be roasted, I think is brave even naked
- 51:05Speaker 6: naked crazy, that's insane at that.
- 51:08Speaker 3: Point, it's not even about the comedy.
- 51:10Speaker 6: You're just that they're naked, but that that's But that's
- 51:12Speaker 6: the thing. There's like stand up, which is set up,
- 51:15Speaker 6: punchline or have a really good story. But then and
- 51:20Speaker 6: even that's frowned upon. Sometimes crowd works frowned upon. But
- 51:22Speaker 6: then you have the insulting, which is very witty to have.
- 51:25Speaker 6: I don't call I think if it's more banter, that's
- 51:28Speaker 6: super witty and you have to give you really sharp
- 51:31Speaker 6: for that. But then when it's just shock value of
- 51:34Speaker 6: opening your vagina and using it as a pocket book,
- 51:37Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
- 51:38Speaker 4: Like that talent, I would also say, values what are
- 51:44Speaker 4: you gonna say about this person?
- 51:47Speaker 3: You call it funny, but it funny, like you.
- 51:48Speaker 6: Just said, it'll be funny. With the guys, we had
- 51:52Speaker 6: last night would have annihilated that girl, because then you're
- 51:56Speaker 6: just opening up. You're you're opening.
- 51:58Speaker 3: Up of open like I'm like to be your open.
- 52:03Speaker 6: Season on your vagina. And what they're gonna say it
- 52:05Speaker 6: looks like smells like hangs, like you know what I mean, Like,
- 52:08Speaker 6: why would you set yourself up for that? That's like insane,
- 52:11Speaker 6: that's insane. She's brave. She's brave.
- 52:15Speaker 4: She was like twenty pounds overweight, super brain. None of
- 52:19Speaker 4: these people that went up there, I would consider them
- 52:21Speaker 4: like if I had that body.
- 52:23Speaker 6: It's never the people that you want to see naked,
- 52:25Speaker 6: that want to be naked all.
- 52:28Speaker 4: Even that girl that took it out over I was like,
- 52:30Speaker 4: keep that inside.
- 52:33Speaker 3: He ran up there to pick it up off the
- 52:35Speaker 3: wet No.
- 52:39Speaker 6: There, hey, she was like I'm winning.
- 52:42Speaker 2: It's like if you ever ever see like a nude beach,
- 52:45Speaker 2: like you know, when you like, there ain't nobody attracted.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I was in vacation.
- 52:48Speaker 2: I was on vacation, bro, like in Mexico one time,
- 52:50Speaker 2: and just like a resort, just kicking it and it
- 52:53Speaker 2: was like right next to a nude beach and then
- 52:55Speaker 2: you just you can see these fools and the majority
- 52:58Speaker 2: of them is just like old people that still fun
- 53:00Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, like super old foods,
- 53:02Speaker 2: just hanging out there with their like just wrinkled you guys.
- 53:05Speaker 6: I didn't know that people wore clothes on a beach
- 53:07Speaker 6: until I was ten years old. I'm sorry, god no,
- 53:12Speaker 6: because my mom we from Lajoia, California. So there was
- 53:16Speaker 6: a place. There's a place called Black Speech and you
- 53:19Speaker 6: you hike down there, and so that's where I went
- 53:22Speaker 6: when I was little. It's a nude beach. My mom
- 53:26Speaker 6: used to like have this help shampoo as you want
- 53:28Speaker 6: to like wash your hair, like activated. I don't know,
- 53:30Speaker 6: what's the fucking seventies, And I didn't understand like it's
- 53:35Speaker 6: very normal if me go play with other half naked
- 53:37Speaker 6: or naked kids. I was also really little, and then
- 53:40Speaker 6: you know, cut to I'm going to like youth group
- 53:43Speaker 6: Christian church thing with my friend's family, and I'm I'm
- 53:49Speaker 6: just like you know, peeling, yeah, and like honey, why
- 53:53Speaker 6: are you taking your clothes off? And like why do
- 53:56Speaker 6: you have them on?
- 53:56Speaker 1: You know what?
- 53:59Speaker 6: No one told me. They just let me go out
- 54:02Speaker 6: that door.
- 54:03Speaker 3: That beach still around, and yeah, yeah.
- 54:05Speaker 6: There's a cliff where they jump off like to go
- 54:09Speaker 6: hang gliding, and so they just go right over. I
- 54:13Speaker 6: feel like now because of cell phone. We didn't have
- 54:16Speaker 6: cell phones, and I'm sure there were perverts there, but
- 54:18Speaker 6: they just only.
- 54:19Speaker 4: You know, the camera take forever to get no.
- 54:22Speaker 6: Honey, you'd have to have like a polaride or something.
- 54:24Speaker 6: You know what cameras look like you hold in. I'm
- 54:27Speaker 6: fucking almost fifty. So it's like you keep saying, like,
- 54:32Speaker 6: like cameras had they had the little flash thing bulb
- 54:36Speaker 6: on them back then, and there were polaroids like that.
- 54:38Speaker 6: If you want to take nudes and naughty pictures is
- 54:40Speaker 6: a fucking polaroid.
- 54:42Speaker 3: Yet you didn't have to dispose of them.
- 54:43Speaker 4: You can't be taking it from far away from That's
- 54:45Speaker 4: not even the word I've always thought about. Like, and
- 54:47Speaker 4: then they got the Walmart guy at the Walmart, it's
- 54:48Speaker 4: going to see my nudes because they developed them.
- 54:51Speaker 3: Who develops them? Someone got developed things.
- 54:53Speaker 4: Someone's looking at what you took pictures off, and they're like,
- 54:55Speaker 4: god damn, they're gonna give them to you.
- 54:56Speaker 3: Like, hey, here you go, nice guy. Yeah, there we go,
- 54:59Speaker 3: like yeah, I see, yep, very professional.
- 55:02Speaker 6: That's things were different back then. We also didn't wear
- 55:05Speaker 6: seatbelts and drink and drive.
- 55:08Speaker 4: Remember remember when when they bad drinking driving, people were
- 55:11Speaker 4: so upset.
- 55:11Speaker 3: I saw that video. Drive there there, take my ride.
- 55:16Speaker 3: What the fuck is this? I thought this was a country.
- 55:19Speaker 2: You sounded like one of those guys is like, now
- 55:21Speaker 2: I can't drink and drive to Walmart.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Now I can't drink and drive on my way to
- 55:25Speaker 3: work or on my way home.
- 55:28Speaker 4: Relax, Hey, come on, when the guy said, ain't nothing
- 55:32Speaker 4: wrong with the beer after a dark, hard day work,
- 55:36Speaker 4: I wasn't.
- 55:36Speaker 3: Even mad about that. Ain't nothing wrong with a beer
- 55:39Speaker 3: after hard day work. Man, I'm just trying to drive
- 55:41Speaker 3: home and relax.
- 55:42Speaker 4: You know what, My legal my my uncles that do construction,
- 55:45Speaker 4: they still stopped by something eleven after a hard day
- 55:48Speaker 4: work and they just get one.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:51Speaker 2: All the Mexican fools dogs that are like removers, they
- 55:53Speaker 2: fucking still if you if you would have pulled those
- 55:55Speaker 2: fools over and like between the hours of like three
- 55:58Speaker 2: forty five to like six, yeah, like you're gonna like
- 56:01Speaker 2: you're gonna see three cans under the seats, wrapped in
- 56:05Speaker 2: fucking little plastic and what is it brown bags and
- 56:08Speaker 2: just like these foods are just pounding it.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Bro Brown back that ship. I ain't going home, you
- 56:12Speaker 1: know how.
- 56:12Speaker 4: Like a carpoolinge, they're always in the carpolne.
- 56:14Speaker 2: I remember Bro because something, And like now it makes
- 56:16Speaker 2: sense because I used to work with those swools with
- 56:18Speaker 2: my my friend's dad when we were kids. He used
- 56:21Speaker 2: to do that ship load up these trucks. He's like
- 56:23Speaker 2: sixteen wheelers and I'm just like, what are all these
- 56:25Speaker 2: cans over here? You know, they just like just keep them,
- 56:27Speaker 2: keep them stashed, but just drinking and driving out their
- 56:29Speaker 2: big rigs and ship and just moving vans and shit.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Just hey, fools can handle their stuff.
- 56:35Speaker 2: That's why I feel like we lost our freedoms because
- 56:37Speaker 2: we became more like sensitive about We lost.
- 56:39Speaker 3: Our fause we can't drink and drive. God damn it.
- 56:42Speaker 3: But you also think about it now that I think,
- 56:43Speaker 3: but we.
- 56:44Speaker 1: Became a less responsible people.
- 56:46Speaker 3: He's don't, but think about it.
- 56:46Speaker 4: Imagine when drinking and driving was allowed, people literally took
- 56:49Speaker 4: shots and drove.
- 56:50Speaker 6: But also cars were better built back then. There wasn't seatbelts,
- 56:54Speaker 6: but the cars are like tanks.
- 56:56Speaker 3: That's true. If they just had a seatbelts, wou'd be good, right.
- 57:00Speaker 6: I think they put only Like if you were to
- 57:02Speaker 6: go back in time and tell an adult man to
- 57:04Speaker 6: put his seatbelt on, he's like, I'm not eight. Like
- 57:07Speaker 6: they wouldn't, you know, they didn't really think, like you
- 57:09Speaker 6: put seatbelts on kids in the front, in the back,
- 57:11Speaker 6: there were no seatbelts.
- 57:12Speaker 3: Why is there still no seat belts on school buses?
- 57:15Speaker 6: Because the bus driver has had.
- 57:17Speaker 3: It population control.
- 57:21Speaker 4: It's really hard to like flip it over like it's
- 57:23Speaker 4: I mean, it's possible.
- 57:24Speaker 6: I mean, I'm sure they've tried, but I don't.
- 57:27Speaker 3: Goddamn kids.
- 57:28Speaker 6: Kids.
- 57:29Speaker 1: You talk about seatbelts on school buses.
- 57:31Speaker 6: They don't have seatbelts on school They don't.
- 57:33Speaker 3: They don't.
- 57:34Speaker 2: I think they have them now, but like I remember
- 57:36Speaker 2: they now. I remember, like in the nineties.
- 57:37Speaker 3: When it was the last time you want a school bus.
- 57:39Speaker 4: How hard it is to get forty kids to put
- 57:41Speaker 4: on a seatbelt with one person. The second the guys
- 57:44Speaker 4: down the lane, I already.
- 57:45Speaker 3: Took it off.
- 57:46Speaker 1: That's true.
- 57:47Speaker 4: Come on, you remember being fucking sixteen seventeen fifteen, the
- 57:50Speaker 4: douchebag literally throwing chicken wings to the front of the bus.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I remember doing that at that point.
- 57:53Speaker 8: It is just.
- 57:56Speaker 6: The lord of the flies on the.
- 57:59Speaker 4: Yeah, we'd have like we go like a soccer tournament
- 58:02Speaker 4: with JV and varsity, and JV would always get harassed.
- 58:06Speaker 4: You go in the back of the room, like we
- 58:07Speaker 4: throw chicken nuggets at you, like we always just like
- 58:10Speaker 4: it was not.
- 58:11Speaker 6: Cool and like that bully, big old bull.
- 58:16Speaker 4: But it's varsity JV is I think I if they
- 58:19Speaker 4: don't do it, no.
- 58:20Speaker 6: I made some strong men out of them as well.
- 58:23Speaker 3: Character getting nuggies thrown.
- 58:25Speaker 6: At you slap someone with a nuggy later.
- 58:28Speaker 1: You know.
- 58:29Speaker 3: We used to do drive by corn dogs. Oh my god,
- 58:31Speaker 3: just stupid white kids ship.
- 58:33Speaker 6: Tell me some white kids ship is just.
- 58:36Speaker 3: The name alone, and it's exactly that sounds like we
- 58:38Speaker 3: just make a bunch of corn dogs and go driving
- 58:40Speaker 3: around and just film us throwing corn dogs at people
- 58:42Speaker 3: as we drove by.
- 58:43Speaker 6: Did you do the thing when you're like smashed mailboxes?
- 58:46Speaker 3: Never really destroyed property, just more just like.
- 58:49Speaker 6: Toilet paper and anything egged anything.
- 58:51Speaker 1: Not really No, it was more just across and somebody's lawn.
- 58:55Speaker 2: Ah did what I said, burned across as somebody.
- 59:00Speaker 6: God, she's a slow once.
- 59:03Speaker 3: No, hopefully nobody's done that here.
- 59:09Speaker 6: I am the worst because I have not done the vandalism,
- 59:13Speaker 6: but I have instigated it and I have paid for it,
- 59:16Speaker 6: and I have stood by and the look. But not
- 59:20Speaker 6: as an adults. Obviously, I was a stupid kid.
- 59:22Speaker 3: I was a driver.
- 59:23Speaker 4: I was trying to get some laid from this one chicken.
- 59:26Speaker 4: She's like, get some laid, get some trying to get
- 59:29Speaker 4: some get some laid, A little laid?
- 59:33Speaker 3: Can I get some laid?
- 59:34Speaker 6: Only? Well, that's that only works if you have to
- 59:36Speaker 6: have an accent to say it like that Hawaiian. Yeah,
- 59:39Speaker 6: you have to, you have to, you have to.
- 59:43Speaker 4: But no, this girl was like I was talking to
- 59:46Speaker 4: her and she's like, hey, I hate this girl. You
- 59:48Speaker 4: want to help me out your house?
- 59:49Speaker 1: And oh my god.
- 59:51Speaker 4: But at that moment, yeah, I'm like, use my core.
- 59:56Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 59:57Speaker 3: I drive them and they just go outside and.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Just egged this girl's car because she was, you know,
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: she's a slot, like the dumbest thing, Like, what's wrong
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: with what a slot?
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: And I just remember it, and I remember leaving, and
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: then I just remember her telling me that, like I
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: was kind of friends with that girl and someone aged
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: my house.
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: Really, that's like something out of a teen movie.
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: Movie did you get a laid? So I did not
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: get a laid from either of them was the worst part.
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: So you over here fucking over your friend for nothing? Yeah,
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: carry that way hard.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: You think about that before you go rest your eyes.
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: See if you can cite, you can say, where is
- 1:00:34Speaker 6: that girl?
- 1:00:34Speaker 8: Now?
- 1:00:35Speaker 6: How did her life turn out? She killed herself, she's miserable.
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: I don't know least well so she's that's some happiness.
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: She's divorce, three kids.
- 1:00:47Speaker 6: I think it should be outlawed. I think, I think.
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: I think we're full up on humans. Like anything more
- 1:00:53Speaker 6: like if you already got them, cool, but going further,
- 1:00:57Speaker 6: anything more than two, you should not get attacks break.
- 1:01:00Speaker 6: She'd be charged, she'd be charged.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: It sounds like China.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: How good? How good?
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: When she's saying it, you're not fucking calling her China.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: But when I fucking said it, you called me a commis.
- 1:01:13Speaker 6: Carbon footprint. That was like, there's no reason.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: I'm going to fight back with her, because to keep
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: the population where it's at.
- 1:01:20Speaker 6: But we're good.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Three you need at least no, no, just to keep it
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: we're talking you need three?
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you need three? No, why do you need three?
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: Of the dude?
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: The runts. It's it's you have you're to back up
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: playing Jimothy.
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: You have to that takes care of your mother and
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: your daughters.
- 1:01:36Speaker 6: You have one for just parts like oh my god,
- 1:01:40Speaker 6: backup organs delivery at Yo.
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: Just that third one young skin.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: God, that transfusion dude, that vampire guy.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: Damn, we're gonna talk about on three separate episodes Rock.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: At some point when you're when you're like fucking like
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: fifty something, and then your genetics really start kicking in, right,
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: and then you're like, man, I worked hard for the okay,
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: but he has weak genetics all right, because he gets
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: he gets colds and ship, you know what I mean.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: But like when it's like I get cold and cold circumstance,
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: you get me, You're you're.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: Gonna need You're gonna be like, you know what, He's
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: always right about these transfusion because the only thing keeping
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: me alive.
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: I see tons of transfusions. Maybe that's it. Yeah, I
- 1:02:22Speaker 6: have a tumor that would just like basically email alive.
- 1:02:25Speaker 6: So I've had like seven blood transfusions. You maybe that's it.
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: Maybe that's it.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: Maybe it's the blood I mean, not the damn.
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: Maybe she's born with it. They even think about that.
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: I mean, that's like some rock star ship.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Bro.
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: You know, can my mother take it back?
- 1:02:42Speaker 8: Now?
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: It's the blood mom, give.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Me your fucking blood.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Give me a blood transfer. I'm telling you that's the future.
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: BRO.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: Like people that if you want to keep keep feeling
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: somewhat alive, Bro, you're gonna have Okay.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: I don't know if you've heard these stories, but people
- 1:02:55Speaker 4: that get like organ transplants or whatever, they have feelings
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: or they have memories that they didn't have before.
- 1:03:02Speaker 3: Like all of a sudden, they're like, I like, I liked.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: You got to get them a rich neighborhood dog. The
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: worst that can happen is you become a little racist,
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Like straight.
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: Up, now you get an organ, you're like, I don't
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: like black people no more. And then you find out
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: that the person who got it from literally was racist,
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: so you have some backup.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: It was not really mean. It's not me.
- 1:03:21Speaker 6: It wasn't me.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: It was fucking kidney guy.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: You know, rock Rock gets a transfusion at fifty and
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: he's like white power.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Surging through me. He gets a little thunder tatted all.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: No, you know, I wanted to bring this up because
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: I kind of was kind of was telling these guys
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: about it because you mentioned it on the Green Thumb Show.
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: Ron Jeremy was your neighbor.
- 1:03:45Speaker 6: Yes, I think it's funny that so many people like
- 1:03:48Speaker 6: didn't because they posted it, and then there were so
- 1:03:51Speaker 6: many comments like you're celebrating a rapist, like you have
- 1:03:54Speaker 6: to watch the whole thing. I did not celebrate rapist.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: I didn't say it was cool. I said it was
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: an oddity that I was living next to you, know.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: What I mean, Well, we actually wanted to figure out
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: what is It's kind of weird on.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Google when you're reading, Well, she's not his lawyer.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: I'm sure she knows, like.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: The rundown allegedly, Well, he's in jail, so I guess
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: it's not alleged.
- 1:04:15Speaker 8: It is.
- 1:04:17Speaker 6: Posedly it just a little rapeby I have no idea
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: if he was drugging people or not, but it seemed
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: to be in the fashion of that era, they were
- 1:04:29Speaker 6: just drugging people left, right and center. I do know
- 1:04:33Speaker 6: that he didn't know how to be a normal human
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: in society, and he was constantly like saying things like
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: just wildly inappropriate, and it just kind of grows around
- 1:04:44Speaker 6: you know, just around you know, like we're sitting. Let's
- 1:04:47Speaker 6: let's pretend you guys are all like models, actresses or
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: playmates or something. He would walk because we live in
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: the same building. He just walk up and just say
- 1:04:54Speaker 6: something like you creepy uncle would say and it was just.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Like why and he like some perverb of ship, just
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: like or.
- 1:05:01Speaker 6: That business I does side business he had where he
- 1:05:04Speaker 6: would invite girls up to his up to his apartment,
- 1:05:07Speaker 6: which talk goes to show you like we were for
- 1:05:09Speaker 6: we were either young and dumb. I don't know what
- 1:05:11Speaker 6: was going on. To trusting, you had to get the
- 1:05:14Speaker 6: building I lived in, you had to have a key.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: It had to be used once you got into the
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: elevator to get in and out if you were on
- 1:05:24Speaker 6: if you were on the penthouse, you needed it for
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: in and out. So no, can you imagine though, if
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: you changed your mind, how would you do? What would
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: you do? You know what I mean? Like I hope
- 1:05:36Speaker 6: that never happened, but like he would go up to
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: girls and like like tell them, I'll give you, not
- 1:05:41Speaker 6: even a lot of money. I'll give you like two
- 1:05:43Speaker 6: three hundred bucks if you go upstairs present yourself, And
- 1:05:46Speaker 6: he just took pictures of vaginas on polaroids and then
- 1:05:50Speaker 6: he would sell them to like people. He said it
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: was like businessmen in Asia. I don't know, I don't know.
- 1:05:56Speaker 6: That's what he told me. And he's like, you know,
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: if you ever at the time I was making money
- 1:05:59Speaker 6: things you and he was like, you know, if you
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: ever need it, like, I'll keep that in mind.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: Damn he offered you that.
- 1:06:05Speaker 6: Yeah, He's like, you never know what could have. He's like,
- 1:06:06Speaker 6: I know you're doing all right, but you never know,
- 1:06:08Speaker 6: like I will.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Keep that is very creepy to just.
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: Keep that in mind. I guess you never know.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: Can you imagine Rock, somebody somebody comes up to the
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: dispensary to you and be like, hey.
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: Rock, do not come.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: I heard you. I heard you hit some hard I heard.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: You hit some hard times. You ever think about a
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: second little dick, a little one.
- 1:06:28Speaker 6: And by that I mean like just just.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: Just a little that's it.
- 1:06:32Speaker 6: It's like a little He's.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Like, no, no rent for three mister, fucking I'll smoke
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: Scante on stage for free. Ran for three months over
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: here people with do some crazy ship. We were down
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: on some you.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: Know, I was gonna say I got on a plane
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: with Ron Jeremy once he looked like a little troll. Yeah,
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: look like a little grimly.
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: Greasy, super greasy greasy.
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: And then he didn't have luggage. He had like a
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: cooler bag.
- 1:06:56Speaker 6: There's like Steff shoved underneath this man.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he would always be at the Rainbow.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: And then when we when we'd go, we'd go there,
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: like the first couple of years of being here, we'd
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: go there sometimes with be real and like the crew.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: And then at first.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: I'm just like, what the fuck's world Jeremy, But then
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: like after seeing him so consistently, like every week after week,
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: or just like this guy's not in his right mind,
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: Like he just always looked a little off, and he
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: kind of he kind of got off on like that,
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: you know, like people look at the old Edward for
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: for long and it's just like you know, before he
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: got new teeth and he's doing good now, but like
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: people be like what happened to him? You know, And
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: it's sad sometimes and I'm like, and I don't know
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: when to compare him to Edward, because Edward has not
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: done anything as far as everybody knows. Like crazy like
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: that he was he just made some bad choices, you know,
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: but did you get did you know?
- 1:07:41Speaker 6: Sometimes he was nice too, because it's like because you
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: make kind of make excuses for him basically, and sometimes
- 1:07:47Speaker 6: he's just a weird old man basically. So kind of
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: basically I lived in a circus building. That's what I
- 1:07:56Speaker 6: feel like.
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: Circus building was that the only person that was, like
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: I guess, not an odd like just an oddity.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: But is that like the only famous person that was living.
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: Well for some there was like a great number of
- 1:08:07Speaker 6: playmates that lived there. One of the girls had a
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: monkey because she used to live with half and kept
- 1:08:13Speaker 6: gave her a monkey, So there was a monkey in
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: the house and like her whole place was pink, and
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: I was like, remember Bobby trendy. You guys are old
- 1:08:20Speaker 6: enough to know Bobby. Try it. Anyway, it was in
- 1:08:22Speaker 6: this like kind of gaudy furniture and everyone was about it.
- 1:08:26Speaker 6: Back then it was a whole ship was pink. There's
- 1:08:30Speaker 6: a girl, a woman, her name is Janelle, Like she
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: was a model then an actress when now she's like
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: a big brother all star. So it's just like a
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: lot of a lot of really pretty girls and stuff.
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: But then then and then around Jeremy.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: So it was just I was just gonna ask you
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: do you remember and what he.
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Just stayed in that building. He's like possibilities.
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: I mean he owned the you owned it. It's a condo.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Oh so it was it was an apartment building.
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: It wasn't an apartment building that. I feel like he
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: would have been kicked out if it was. If he
- 1:08:59Speaker 6: wasn't sing like.
- 1:09:02Speaker 8: Ship.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: I was gonna ask you, do you remember watching The
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: Girls next Door?
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: When was that a little bit two thousand six right
- 1:09:11Speaker 4: or something like that? Was it like that? Was it
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: that the vibe that he gave. Was it a whole
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: different because I remember watching You're like you kind of
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: You're like.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: Well, yes girlfriend like a kid, You're like that. No,
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: I I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was so dumb.
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: I'm like, bro, they're all there were seven girlfriends.
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: Damn, but only three of them.
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: Maybe yeah, and then they whittled it down to three.
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: And what's crazy is he he can funk around but
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: they can't.
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: You had these specific rules. They found you with anyone
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: else like a picture of that, thenyone, they'll.
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: Lock you out of the house like the bunny built
- 1:09:42Speaker 6: the bunny house next door. They are not even like
- 1:09:44Speaker 6: the girlfriends. There were such strict rules, like you know,
- 1:09:48Speaker 6: you can't have a boyfriend. You have there's a curfew.
- 1:09:50Speaker 6: If you miss it, they will lock your ass.
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it looked like, I don't know.
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: To me, it seemed like they had so much freedom, had.
- 1:10:00Speaker 6: No every every second was accounted for.
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: You never got a push with like some reality tea
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: to be like a real world or something like that.
- 1:10:06Speaker 6: Yes, and I it became due to you, due to
- 1:10:09Speaker 6: my due to my first career, I was too I
- 1:10:14Speaker 6: didn't want it was just too juicy, like I was
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: trying to like start a whole different life, and back
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: then we didn't have cardib's where like everything celebrated to
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: do some scandalous naked shit celebrated before it was like
- 1:10:26Speaker 6: you're really shamed for it, and how dare you try
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: to be better? And so I just really I just
- 1:10:33Speaker 6: really want people to forget about it for a long time.
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: I'm good with it now, you know, I'm fine with
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: it now. But it used to really like cut me
- 1:10:40Speaker 6: to my core when someone would bring it up, because
- 1:10:43Speaker 6: it was almost like it felt to me like like
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: I understand when you're how you're not supposed to like
- 1:10:49Speaker 6: dead name someone because it really like fucked with me.
- 1:10:54Speaker 6: People would do it on purpose, like same old stage
- 1:10:57Speaker 6: name and stuff like that, because they the idea was
- 1:10:59Speaker 6: too paralyz. It was to make fun of me. It
- 1:11:02Speaker 6: was to shame me all this stuff. So it's not
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: quite the same because you know, it's a little bit different,
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: but I do it's kind of relatable. I've been. I
- 1:11:10Speaker 6: remember one time I went to a party on my
- 1:11:13Speaker 6: own invite, is like, you know, very upper upper people there,
- 1:11:18Speaker 6: and I'm having great time and I'm like, you guess,
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: lighting myself and then thinking I belong all that stuff.
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: And I see these people I have sensed it, and
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: they're coming downstairs, two girls and a guy, and they're smiling,
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: they're kind of like giggling like when they talk about you. Yeah,
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: and they come by me and they just laugh like
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: mockingly say my old stage name and walk off, and
- 1:11:39Speaker 6: I literally it felt like some punched me in the stomach.
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: And I wasn't you know, I was younger then and
- 1:11:46Speaker 6: I was still fresh, and I didn't know how to
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: handle all that stuff, and like I wish I could
- 1:11:53Speaker 6: have been like go fluck you, but I didn't. I
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: acted like a little bit. I went in the bathroom,
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: I cried hysterically, and then I snuck out and went home.
- 1:12:00Speaker 6: So it's just like things are just so different back then,
- 1:12:04Speaker 6: you know, they.
- 1:12:04Speaker 2: Weren't they weren't embracing that. You know, like I feel
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: like people used to speak. I want to say, like
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: women like at that from that time will be like, hey,
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: like the whole era was not embraced.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Dog, you know what I mean?
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Like, you know how now they'll like be like, yeah,
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: like embrace that ship you go after a breakup, Like
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: girls like your girls will be like, yeah, man, let
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: me embrace this whole era you're about to go through
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: and ship.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: There was no empowering this ship.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: Look, I've slept with a thousand guys, and back then
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: it was like you didn't take. Girls didn't say that
- 1:12:28Speaker 4: they like you had.
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: A multiples only three.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: You don't have the multiply times three.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: No, But I remember as a guy if a girl
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: told you four and be like, you're multip times three.
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: Apple pie American Pie Logic, so Pi logic, apple Pie.
- 1:12:42Speaker 6: Mass the body shop just opened. They just reopened. All
- 1:12:46Speaker 6: of those girls have no problem being on social media
- 1:12:49Speaker 6: because they're like, let's makes money. We would have never
- 1:12:53Speaker 6: you had a stage name for a reason. If someone
- 1:12:55Speaker 6: called you that stage name outside, you just kept walking,
- 1:12:58Speaker 6: you know, because back then you could do so weird shit.
- 1:13:01Speaker 6: Moved somewhere with some guy and never like people would
- 1:13:04Speaker 6: never know, people would never know, And honestly, like, I
- 1:13:08Speaker 6: didn't know what the Internet was. I had no idea.
- 1:13:12Speaker 6: I thought. I was like, this doesn't bother me. I
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: had no idea people were going to see that ship
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: till the end of fucking time. Remember did you ever
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: see Tom and Pammy Tom and Pam that thing when
- 1:13:21Speaker 6: they're like, what's the Internet? I don't know, they're freaking out,
- 1:13:24Speaker 6: like what they don't understand? That was me. That was
- 1:13:26Speaker 6: actually almost triggering to watch them, Like I remember that day,
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: and that day sucks that you didn't want what's somebody
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: came into because at the time I was still dancing
- 1:13:37Speaker 6: and I was featuring. I was a very famous stripper
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: a long time ago, and the earth was cooling and
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: so other around. Children. I'll tell you about AOL and
- 1:13:49Speaker 6: a dial tone and a little dial tone. So this guy,
- 1:13:55Speaker 6: he was a fan and he's like I made a
- 1:13:57Speaker 6: website for you, Mark, what's a web? I didn't know
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: what what I didn't know, but I didn't know what
- 1:14:04Speaker 6: a website was. I had at the time. All I
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: did was work, and I was like, I didn't do
- 1:14:10Speaker 6: so I used to get mad because I didn't actually
- 1:14:12Speaker 6: understand what MAC was. Because I would be calling the
- 1:14:14Speaker 6: makeup store and they'd always connect me to the I'm like,
- 1:14:16Speaker 6: what is this? Is this a joke? I was like furious.
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: I Am like, no, no, it's makeup. It's makeup, Like no,
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: it's not, like, yes it is, it's makeup. I was
- 1:14:24Speaker 6: losing my mind because I had no idea because I
- 1:14:26Speaker 6: didn't know what a fucking computer was. So, you know,
- 1:14:29Speaker 6: I just made money. I didn't just paid other people
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: to do that ship. So I was just like what
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: what do you mean what? And they he showed me,
- 1:14:36Speaker 6: It's like go look at this, and I had to
- 1:14:38Speaker 6: go what did I They used to have like cafes
- 1:14:41Speaker 6: because we didn't have Kinko's yet.
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: Yeah cafe.
- 1:14:44Speaker 6: Nobody like nobody really had that ship in their house,
- 1:14:47Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: Like what you young people out there?
- 1:14:49Speaker 4: Internet cafe was like literally like a library with computers
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: and people went in there. Some people jerked off.
- 1:14:54Speaker 6: Their floppy discs. Sometimes it took a really long time.
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: He logs in. You were like, no, I lugged.
- 1:15:07Speaker 6: I lugged in with my friend because obviously I didn't
- 1:15:09Speaker 6: go hang out.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: So he gave you the credentials and he.
- 1:15:11Speaker 6: Was like no, he was like, he just gave me
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: the web address, which I didn't even know.
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: I'm.
- 1:15:16Speaker 6: I was like, how do you put this in? How
- 1:15:17Speaker 6: do you turn it on? Like I'm I'm clueless about
- 1:15:20Speaker 6: this and we're trying to figure it out, and it
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: goes up in mind. It takes it. It takes a
- 1:15:24Speaker 6: long time to download. But when it does, I'm like, oh, there,
- 1:15:27Speaker 6: I am in all my glory for I'm. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: I'm in public. What the fuck?
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: And so it was. It's really weird because people do say, well,
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: you post for the picture. I'm like, yes, I posed
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: for the picture and got paid once for that photo
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: to be in that magazine I had. It's different like
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: if they passed around the magazine, it's a whole different thing.
- 1:15:47Speaker 6: Like now you've shown it to the entire universe. I
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: did they tell you not even that I didn't get
- 1:15:53Speaker 6: paid for it. But I wasn't meant, I wasn't immensely
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: prepared for that, you know what I mean, Like that's
- 1:15:58Speaker 6: such a violation. I didn't agree to that.
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: They tell you, I mean, we didn't know what it was.
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: I know, you probably didn't sign a contract, but did
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: they say this might go on the internet?
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: And I don't care because they didn't know what it
- 1:16:08Speaker 6: was either didn't know.
- 1:16:11Speaker 4: We didn't uploaded like as in like a scanning machine.
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: No, they took the pictures and like they were in
- 1:16:16Speaker 6: violation of copyright. Yeah, that's when you actually could see
- 1:16:22Speaker 6: for a copy right now. It's like it is what
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: you unless you're richer than God, it doesn't you know
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: what I mean? Like why you poor? You know what
- 1:16:31Speaker 6: I mean exactly? So it's yeah, that was a shock.
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: That was a real shock.
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: And then what what you do? Do you go tell people?
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: Did you tell me?
- 1:16:41Speaker 8: I called?
- 1:16:42Speaker 6: I called the lawyer, and I cried. I cried hysterically.
- 1:16:46Speaker 6: I was furious. And then I took all my ill
- 1:16:50Speaker 6: gotten gain and got a lawyer and him I had
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: them take it down and I.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Didn't creed man. He was still subscribed.
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: Yeah, he bought the magazine.
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: Well, also he thought I'd be pleased.
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: Oh he didn't know.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: It was like I made this for you. But now
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: when you think about it, like, oh he was making
- 1:17:13Speaker 6: me a website, like how nice, thank you? Right, But
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: he thought it'd be pleased, it was it was more
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: like a I made this for you more than and
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: then I lost my mind. But it's it's been a
- 1:17:27Speaker 6: struggle with that, honestly until this very day. There's I
- 1:17:30Speaker 6: can't remember what it is. There's i'd have to look
- 1:17:32Speaker 6: to my phone. It's a streetwear thing. I guess I
- 1:17:37Speaker 6: don't know whose it is. Someone told me it's popular
- 1:17:39Speaker 6: and they have a picture of me from Lowrider magazine
- 1:17:42Speaker 6: from a cover and I never signed anything for that,
- 1:17:46Speaker 6: and I guess they you know what I'm saying.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that shirt.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: It's and I think the company is that it is
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: something like street something, but I know exactly what.
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: I never signed for that.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: Even you'll see that shirt sometimes it's a rare but
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: you'll see it at the Swami food at the food
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: who sells like Lowrider shit or like Psycho Realms T
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: shirt Like, yeah, well.
- 1:18:06Speaker 6: If it's different, if it's like a. I don't really
- 1:18:08Speaker 6: care so much if it's like a knockoff flow rider thing.
- 1:18:11Speaker 6: But someone told me that they like literally sell, they
- 1:18:16Speaker 6: make a ship ton of money.
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: And I was like, but they got bootleg too, like
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: they had that shirt is so popular that like you'll
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: see people that will just be like, oh, it's a boot.
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: Like it's like how you see?
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: Well, I saw I saw one where it was like me,
- 1:18:27Speaker 6: and then I saw another one where they kind of
- 1:18:28Speaker 6: demonized my face a little bit, like it's not her.
- 1:18:31Speaker 6: So maybe that way that was it faun facetune. But yeah,
- 1:18:36Speaker 6: and then they're like, you should have say say something.
- 1:18:38Speaker 6: I'm like, honest, it's already done, you know, honestly, And
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: if you're saying it's as popular as it is, you
- 1:18:44Speaker 6: kind of like gave me some street credit. I'm like,
- 1:18:46Speaker 6: I'm back in the mix, you know what I mean. Well,
- 1:18:50Speaker 6: I was like, I don't even think it's worth at
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: this point, Like how much do they both honestly make,
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: you know? Is it worth? The lawyer would cost more
- 1:18:58Speaker 6: than I would get from them. But I were like,
- 1:19:00Speaker 6: if if I did say anything or like no, next time,
- 1:19:02Speaker 6: just ask me. I have better pictures than that. You
- 1:19:05Speaker 6: know what I mean, we could collab here.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: Like why so you're talking about pictures. I got a question.
- 1:19:11Speaker 4: How do they pay you when you did play Is
- 1:19:14Speaker 4: that one time issue you get Here's yeah, your picture could.
- 1:19:20Speaker 6: Kill Yeah, yeah when I did, because I think, I mean,
- 1:19:23Speaker 6: I think I'm not There's there's more than just us
- 1:19:26Speaker 6: playboye the therever you and I did, like news stands
- 1:19:28Speaker 6: and stuff like that. So they give you the news stands.
- 1:19:32Speaker 6: They don't really pay you anything, just experience. But then
- 1:19:36Speaker 6: you just write a check and you just get a check.
- 1:19:39Speaker 6: But when I did my my pictorial was a celebrity pictorial.
- 1:19:43Speaker 6: They had a very loose definition of celebrity. They're like,
- 1:19:46Speaker 6: should pass it? So they paid my manager and it
- 1:19:51Speaker 6: was it was one lump sum. It's one of them.
- 1:19:54Speaker 6: And the funny thing is is they my manager was like, no,
- 1:19:57Speaker 6: we need, we need this. You know, you pay before
- 1:19:59Speaker 6: the dance. We're not going to send her out there.
- 1:20:01Speaker 6: So they gave you the money. I shot the thing.
- 1:20:04Speaker 6: They held it in trust, and then after the thing,
- 1:20:06Speaker 6: I got my money. It takes a while at from
- 1:20:10Speaker 6: you the time you shoot before it comes out, because
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: there's you know, pecking orders. The things there's politics all
- 1:20:14Speaker 6: that stuff. So have had no problem with me having
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: the cover in America, but the other girls did because
- 1:20:20Speaker 6: they knew that I danced, they knew that I'd shot
- 1:20:22Speaker 6: for other magazines, and as far as they were concerned,
- 1:20:24Speaker 6: it wasn't fair I was a porn star. Which I
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: was a porn star, but uh, they really fucked it
- 1:20:31Speaker 6: for me. And well that was the culture though, because
- 1:20:37Speaker 6: they pit they really kind of you know, imagine taking
- 1:20:40Speaker 6: a group of girls that want to do something and
- 1:20:43Speaker 6: then fucking with their heads so much that they're you're
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: pitting them against each other all the time, you know
- 1:20:49Speaker 6: what I mean? Like and and all your worth all
- 1:20:52Speaker 6: is is a magazine cover. All your everything's based on
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: your physicality, and you are susceptible to that when you're younger.
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: I think that's why so many you see so many
- 1:21:01Speaker 6: people like being angry about it, because you know, it's
- 1:21:04Speaker 6: a hard thing to realize that you didn't respect yourself
- 1:21:07Speaker 6: and you let people treat you like trash and and
- 1:21:09Speaker 6: you let people, you let people think, you let them,
- 1:21:11Speaker 6: You let people hold the prize like you know this
- 1:21:17Speaker 6: this like gets such a prize and I have I
- 1:21:18Speaker 6: don't think there's anything wrong with posing for the magazine.
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: I think it is, you know, a big thing. But
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: I don't think if you don't get in it, it
- 1:21:26Speaker 6: doesn't mean you're not worth anything. And that was that
- 1:21:29Speaker 6: was kind of a lot of that's how they got that,
- 1:21:32Speaker 6: because then you're gonna go to all the parties because
- 1:21:33Speaker 6: you might get in. You're gonna say yes to have
- 1:21:36Speaker 6: his friend because you might get in the magazine. And
- 1:21:39Speaker 6: I was like, why is it such a high commodity
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: to be in this fucking magazine? And so when I
- 1:21:45Speaker 6: when I was younger, I tried to do a playmate.
- 1:21:48Speaker 6: There's this one old bitch. She she went down the
- 1:21:50Speaker 6: list of like you're fat, you're this, You're that. I'm like, oh,
- 1:21:53Speaker 6: and I left, and I just that's why I did
- 1:21:55Speaker 6: all the other stuff. I can leave up. I'm gonna
- 1:21:57Speaker 6: go the other way. And then when I got my
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: celebrity pictorial, that was like my biggest fuck you not
- 1:22:02Speaker 6: to have Hugh Hoffner, but to Playboy Enterprises, because they
- 1:22:07Speaker 6: were just awful. They were so all fucking awful. And
- 1:22:10Speaker 6: I'm like, instead of paying me for a playmate, now
- 1:22:13Speaker 6: you got to pay me three times more. You fucking idiot.
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: So I was like hat. So I was like, good
- 1:22:19Speaker 6: for me. And then they try to threaten me and
- 1:22:21Speaker 6: they're like, we're not gonna put out your magazine because
- 1:22:23Speaker 6: we're looking. They like holding my past over me, and
- 1:22:27Speaker 6: I'm like, you guys had a meeting with me, and
- 1:22:29Speaker 6: I saw that you printed out my IMDb. I saw
- 1:22:31Speaker 6: you had. I saw the stuff you had, you chose
- 1:22:34Speaker 6: not to look at it. And now the girls are
- 1:22:36Speaker 6: making a stink. So now you're trying to say that
- 1:22:38Speaker 6: I won't get my pictorial and I said, I don't care.
- 1:22:43Speaker 6: You're not getting the money bags on good. Fuck, nobody
- 1:22:45Speaker 6: needs to see my tits again because all it's gonna
- 1:22:47Speaker 6: make them think about is back then, and that's the
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: last thing I need. So you're doing me a favor.
- 1:22:51Speaker 6: I hope those things never see the light of day.
- 1:22:53Speaker 6: And then and then there they were. Then they printed them.
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: I don't think they've ever had someone say they don't care.
- 1:22:58Speaker 6: I'm like, good, I hope they burn you know that thing,
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: like did I stutter burn it?
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: Money?
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: So yeah, I'm like, I'm not giving it back. It's
- 1:23:07Speaker 6: your bad, So I don't need to see. I didn't
- 1:23:10Speaker 6: see one more picture of me naked. The world doesn't
- 1:23:12Speaker 6: need it. There's a whole bunch.
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: Of them major websites arguing with you right now.
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: Yeah, he's probably like really mad. He's like, he's gonna listen.
- 1:23:20Speaker 6: If he's still alive, he's just gonna be like, Yeah,
- 1:23:22Speaker 6: she fucked me over.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: It made you a digital shrine.
- 1:23:26Speaker 6: He did.
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: He threw these like I thought.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: You might like this. I thought you might like this.
- 1:23:33Speaker 6: Spit spittle coming out.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: Where has where has like your career?
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: Like all the modeling and dancing, like, wh where's like
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: the most interesting places that it has taken you?
- 1:23:44Speaker 6: Jesus, I don't know Dubai and I've never been to
- 1:23:47Speaker 6: Dubai because I don't know.
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: Just a party on the island sounds weird.
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: I've never gone to party in the island.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: Many stories about Dubi were like, I don't even want
- 1:23:58Speaker 4: to go.
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: I would be nervous.
- 1:24:00Speaker 6: I'm always you know, I've been Actually no, I have
- 1:24:02Speaker 6: been invited to those things, and I'm not stupid. I'm like,
- 1:24:04Speaker 6: why would I not doing that?
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: You're there, Yeah, you're.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: Well no, that's the equivalent of like you're needing a
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: door to get out of the building.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Remember, Yeah, you have.
- 1:24:13Speaker 6: To understand though, for like most you know, I went
- 1:24:18Speaker 6: from like being very sheltered to going to Santa Barbara
- 1:24:21Speaker 6: for college and deciding stripping was easier than college. And
- 1:24:28Speaker 6: it was very though in the nineties. But I mean
- 1:24:33Speaker 6: I looked like I was twelve when I was twenty eighteen,
- 1:24:36Speaker 6: so but it was very because I was so young
- 1:24:40Speaker 6: minded and also not experienced with the world. It's very formative,
- 1:24:45Speaker 6: so you have to think, like I naturally have anxiety.
- 1:24:49Speaker 6: I didn't know what it was back then. I know
- 1:24:51Speaker 6: it's just a lot of anxiety. So all I saw
- 1:24:55Speaker 6: were people that worked in a strip club and so
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: and nothing really else, like school. But I was like
- 1:25:00Speaker 6: terrified of school because there's too many people there. So
- 1:25:03Speaker 6: I was just very quiet and like I would see
- 1:25:07Speaker 6: the worst of people. So I just for the longest times,
- 1:25:12Speaker 6: I don't look at people and see the good people.
- 1:25:14Speaker 6: I look at them and I'm looking like where's exits?
- 1:25:16Speaker 6: What do they hold? I can't help it because then
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: it's like a survival mechanism. That's like I have to check.
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: It's very hard for me to trust people. I'll like
- 1:25:24Speaker 6: you and I'll be friendly, but like it's like I
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: gotta go to my house. Do I come out with no?
- 1:25:29Speaker 6: I had a lunch meeting the other day. It was
- 1:25:31Speaker 6: for business, Like I wanted to pick me up for it.
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: I'm like, we will, I would walk like no. And
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: the thing is, I have no idea he might be
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: a nice guy. I don't know you. Why are you
- 1:25:43Speaker 6: trying to pick me up and take it like? I
- 1:25:45Speaker 6: don't know you? And you're yeah, and you're a comedian,
- 1:25:49Speaker 6: Like I don't trust comedians as you have to make.
- 1:25:56Speaker 6: Comedians are pretty fair, you know, I mean male boy
- 1:25:59Speaker 6: comedians a pretty nasty.
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: That's funny as hell.
- 1:26:02Speaker 6: They're gross, like you need your shots after you get
- 1:26:05Speaker 6: too close to a shot before you go so sad.
- 1:26:08Speaker 6: When it's like a really hot one, you're like, what
- 1:26:09Speaker 6: a wasist? Damn he's like a tall one, look like
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: hot and you're like, what a waste? Touch a wasste Hope,
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: it's just a phase.
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: Oh you've been doing this for six years?
- 1:26:26Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, like the ten year one up the open mic?
- 1:26:29Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah.
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: Ten bro. The open mics are like that. You can
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: see some ship in those open.
- 1:26:35Speaker 6: Mics, sadness.
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: You see a lot of fucking fu Yeah you remember
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: that one time we saw we did those open mics.
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: We saw that uh, that one.
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: Guy who was was up there talking ship to his
- 1:26:47Speaker 2: dad or something like, and he thought it was funny,
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: but you could tell.
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: It was he was his dad in the room. No,
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Like he was just like like I had my dad.
- 1:26:56Speaker 3: I hurt you, Like, yeah, dude.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: I just school shooter vibes.
- 1:27:01Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody in there was schools.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Especially the Britney Spears guy.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: So we went to an open mic.
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: We've talked about this, but it was an open mic,
- 1:27:09Speaker 4: but it really wasn't open mic. It was like an
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: like an.
- 1:27:12Speaker 6: Lgb Spotlight Sunday.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: It was an.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: LGBT like drag and singing and meetings spoken word.
- 1:27:19Speaker 4: Yeah, and Meani's.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: On our next and we're about to like gotta buy
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: fucking friend.
- 1:27:22Speaker 3: Got LGBT hu jokes, We got fat people jokes.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: And he's like, you're gonna do your fat peoples like
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: three fat girls in the front.
- 1:27:28Speaker 6: They know, I'm just kidding. That's so mean what you
- 1:27:31Speaker 6: guys are doing to me.
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: They do though, you spent an hour and a half
- 1:27:35Speaker 3: here and you're already toxic.
- 1:27:36Speaker 6: Here we go, here we go.
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: Yeah, So tell her, I thought you were in the
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: middle of the story.
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: Yeah, keep telling your fat girl jokes.
- 1:27:45Speaker 4: It was just a story that we went and it
- 1:27:47Speaker 4: was more like it wasn't open mic. It was like
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: you said, an open Sunday where people I hate.
- 1:27:51Speaker 3: It was just you're there and.
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: We already bought the coffee, so we're already kind of
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: committed because you have to buy coffee to do the
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: open mic.
- 1:27:57Speaker 6: Go out with it.
- 1:27:59Speaker 4: No, at that point, we're like, y'all.
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: They need to hear my jokes.
- 1:28:01Speaker 6: You're like the girls, you know what I mean, Like
- 1:28:03Speaker 6: he already put out the cocaine. So obviously, like I
- 1:28:06Speaker 6: had to stay.
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: You are that girl, you would be that girl. Dude,
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, we have to leave.
- 1:28:12Speaker 3: But I'm a man and I've stayed because of coke.
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: I was like, I was like, here, I'm not tired, no.
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: More leaning over like gristlike jes just you know, he's like,
- 1:28:22Speaker 6: I'm not gay. He's like, I'm not gay, but I just,
- 1:28:24Speaker 6: you know, I'm respectful to the house.
- 1:28:31Speaker 3: He's too good at that.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: I had to go. But the vibe here is just said, yeah.
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: Just great vibes.
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: I bet like you've been invited to some crazy parties
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: though I.
- 1:28:42Speaker 6: Have, but when it comes to stuff like oh, we're
- 1:28:45Speaker 6: going to an island, or we're going to Dubai or
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: that ship, it's all you always have those girls that
- 1:28:51Speaker 6: like they're they never can pay for, like they're part
- 1:28:54Speaker 6: of the meal. But somehow they're always going to Africa.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Oh those are the girls that go missing those.
- 1:29:01Speaker 6: Yeah, Africa, bitch, like a Legitimately, a woman asked me
- 1:29:06Speaker 6: what I was doing in a week's time because there
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: was a girl trip to Africa.
- 1:29:10Speaker 3: And I'm like, who the fuck just does that?
- 1:29:13Speaker 6: Hookers? I don't know, but I was just like hookers.
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm too mean to be
- 1:29:20Speaker 6: a hooker, you know what I mean, Like, I'm just not.
- 1:29:22Speaker 6: I'm I'm I would be the worst because I'm not
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: a nice person. So I'm like, you guys go have fun,
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: but Africa. Too many trips Dubai? But what do you do?
- 1:29:31Speaker 6: And business? Like what kind of business? What kind of
- 1:29:34Speaker 6: business are you doing in Dubai?
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: Exactly the questions I would be asking bro.
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: Person that like I'm sorry, like.
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: We got elephants in the zoo here, bitch, what the
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: fuck fuck do I gotta go to Africa for is
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: hot over there. I need shots to get over there.
- 1:29:49Speaker 4: They have aids and that's how they entice one of them.
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: One of them tells our little friends to come and
- 1:29:53Speaker 4: now they're they're.
- 1:29:54Speaker 6: They're yeah, it's called trafficking.
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: Called just Zayne Maxwell. You just got Jayne.
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: Yeah, I was throwing that party. Just come to Theesel ball.
- 1:30:04Speaker 6: I was like, I'm not that dumb. I'm not going
- 1:30:06Speaker 6: on these things. It's funny because it's not happening.
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: Not the same.
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: No, No, one can't bite me because I'm old.
- 1:30:10Speaker 3: But you know, is it not the same at all?
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: But I did have a girl that was like I
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: wanted to take me to Barcelona recently.
- 1:30:18Speaker 6: Barcelona is a normal place, Like I.
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: Didn't want to, like, I don't know this girl that well.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: How soon I'm like, I.
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: Don't you didn't want to have to put out ye
- 1:30:27Speaker 6: kind of.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: Yeah, oh this is this is the rich one right
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: the yeah.
- 1:30:32Speaker 3: And I was just like, you know, she's very nice,
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: but just like not enough things were clicking for me,
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: like persona, she's like.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: That girl from her You're not just gonna fuck me
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: and leave me.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: You should have just like up there and and be like,
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: you know what, Barcelona's cool, but I've always wanted to
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: go to Japan.
- 1:30:49Speaker 4: That's when you can.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when you use.
- 1:30:51Speaker 3: You first dog I got.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: I got first class at Japan Way Barcelona.
- 1:30:57Speaker 6: If you're if she respects you, she's not gonna pressure.
- 1:31:00Speaker 6: You can go a lot of places and not have
- 1:31:02Speaker 6: to pay the piper.
- 1:31:03Speaker 3: I think I would feel bad.
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: He has guilty already.
- 1:31:08Speaker 6: You should just just be treated like lady me extra
- 1:31:11Speaker 6: nice to her, like girls forget about stuff. We're actually polite.
- 1:31:15Speaker 3: She just wants a lot.
- 1:31:16Speaker 1: She just wants to let her take her selfies with you.
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: You don't even got a pipe, dude, Like let her
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: post it on her stupid facebooks.
- 1:31:23Speaker 6: The thing where they hold the hands and dragging it.
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: So tell her that you want to do this. I'm practical.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: You just recently found Jesus Christ.
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: Listen, I'm trying to become a monk.
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: So bust out the Bible.
- 1:31:39Speaker 6: She would try harder.
- 1:31:40Speaker 3: Oh yeah, can't take.
- 1:31:43Speaker 6: No to a woman.
- 1:31:44Speaker 3: You know what.
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: No, she she probably put the she probably put the
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: fishing real outro, but you forgot. There was like three
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: of them. So she's like this one didn't bite. So
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: there's like two other trips, and there's like one of
- 1:31:53Speaker 2: them's gonna bite you. Were just in the mix because
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: if she hasn't hit you back up, it's like, hey,
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: that trip, she's somebody.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: It's about the trip. She just texted me today about
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: the trip.
- 1:32:03Speaker 6: She listened to this, watch this podcast.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: I don't know, but I mean, I'm not saying any
- 1:32:06Speaker 3: names and I'm not talking ship, so I'm not too
- 1:32:09Speaker 3: worried about.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: Apparently there's like ten girls trying to fly.
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: Them out, saying if you go, not but you well,
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: if you.
- 1:32:16Speaker 1: Go, you gotta shove an apple tractor of her ass so.
- 1:32:18Speaker 4: We can kick on the shot one of those days
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: and she will be naked with like yo, yeah, oh
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: very much if you go to Barcelona.
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: You're making her sound like she's wine stain or something.
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: No, it's more so it's just I'm I feel bad
- 1:32:32Speaker 3: because like it doesn't even look like Hillary Clinton.
- 1:32:35Speaker 8: Bro.
- 1:32:35Speaker 6: She's like, you feel bad because you feel she's gonna
- 1:32:37Speaker 6: want an actual relationship.
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: Oh, she's gonna want a baby. That's what you're scared of.
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: Not that so much, but just what what do we what?
- 1:32:46Speaker 1: Oh, she can't have babies. She's like already.
- 1:32:49Speaker 6: All right, that's what I look like.
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: It's it's it's just it's one of those things like
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be mean to anybody. It's just
- 1:33:14Speaker 3: like it's not there for me, and I tried, and
- 1:33:17Speaker 3: I'm just she's very.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: You know, you know, you know how you feel, you know,
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: see how you feel about it on the first of
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: the month, you know what I'm saying, and.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: Then I'm fine.
- 1:33:31Speaker 1: Like you know, maybe that stripper fucking that that Jeane bug.
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: But is it clicks in? Remember what George says all
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: the time.
- 1:33:36Speaker 2: He's like, yo, first of the month, that'd be there, Jill, Yeah, yea, it.
- 1:33:40Speaker 4: Will always go to the strip club at the end
- 1:33:42Speaker 4: of the month because he knows the price is a
- 1:33:44Speaker 4: different price than.
- 1:33:45Speaker 6: You'll get away with the line.
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: Yeah, j Well, Homie said, dude, he was amazing when
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: he said that, and he I was like, logic, he.
- 1:33:57Speaker 4: Knows, he knows his way around srin. He's like, yeah,
- 1:33:58Speaker 4: whatever I got. Remember I don't get on the twenty
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: nine different prices different times.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: He's like, different prices different girls.
- 1:34:08Speaker 6: When I was in Texas, you know how like the
- 1:34:10Speaker 6: kil Tony shows like sponsored by a strip club I can't. Yeah.
- 1:34:15Speaker 6: So we went there with like a bunch of the
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: boys and one girl that's on the show, which I
- 1:34:19Speaker 6: want me to her name, And I said, I'm like,
- 1:34:22Speaker 6: I don't think you want to do this because she's
- 1:34:25Speaker 6: just not that girl. It goes she's not it's not her,
- 1:34:28Speaker 6: and I don't think you want to do this. She says, no,
- 1:34:29Speaker 6: it'll be fun. We'll go and and one of the
- 1:34:32Speaker 6: guys like touched. It's a bikini bar, for God's sake,
- 1:34:36Speaker 6: touched her and she was like, that's the salt, Like
- 1:34:39Speaker 6: you know you can't. And she got so upset and
- 1:34:43Speaker 6: I felt so bad for because she just never experienced it,
- 1:34:45Speaker 6: and I had to pull her aside in my First
- 1:34:47Speaker 6: of all, the girls know all these guys, they're regulars. Secondly,
- 1:34:51Speaker 6: it's a bikini bar. Thirdly, and a stripper doesn't want
- 1:34:54Speaker 6: you to touch her. The whole room knows. Like she
- 1:34:57Speaker 6: was fine with it. Also, it was the first month
- 1:35:00Speaker 6: my bitch got bills to pay. You can't tell her
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: how to make money.
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: Like she was trying to defend some girl.
- 1:35:06Speaker 6: No, but the girl didn't ask. She was trying to
- 1:35:09Speaker 6: defend some some girl, some dancer on stage which it's
- 1:35:12Speaker 6: very sweet. I'm like, don't do that. You don't know
- 1:35:14Speaker 6: how she makes her money and it's.
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: Not your business, and that might be her main dude,
- 1:35:17Speaker 4: because they all have.
- 1:35:18Speaker 6: Oh, it definitely wasn't. It was pretty what the problem was.
- 1:35:22Speaker 6: He didn't know what to say and he just flew
- 1:35:24Speaker 6: out of his mouth. He's like, it's okay there. They
- 1:35:28Speaker 6: don't like basically like they're used to it, and she
- 1:35:30Speaker 6: was just highly offended, but like there's nothing you good
- 1:35:33Speaker 6: tide to make it better, which I do understand, but
- 1:35:37Speaker 6: I was just like, you can't defend people when they
- 1:35:39Speaker 6: don't ask for it, and like now you're making a stink.
- 1:35:42Speaker 6: So now it's like you're fucking with her money. She
- 1:35:44Speaker 6: can defend herself, like you know what I mean, Like
- 1:35:48Speaker 6: there's bouncers here, it's not your job.
- 1:35:50Speaker 3: She's just exasperating the situation.
- 1:35:52Speaker 6: But I really felt bad for Griz. It was like
- 1:35:54Speaker 6: her first experience, like in the Gray, it's like a
- 1:35:59Speaker 6: lot of us live in great Welcome to Hell, Yeah exactly.
- 1:36:03Speaker 6: It's like, just like we're making self esteem died.
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: So I got to so you were saying that back
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: then it.
- 1:36:10Speaker 3: Was upon.
- 1:36:13Speaker 6: You upon was shamed of fun.
- 1:36:16Speaker 4: You remember when it kind of started to change, was
- 1:36:19Speaker 4: it you mentioned Cardi b obviously, Well now it's different.
- 1:36:21Speaker 4: I remember when you're like, oh dude, this is on
- 1:36:24Speaker 4: the mic.
- 1:36:25Speaker 6: I mean I would say, I mean, I remembered. I
- 1:36:29Speaker 6: I got hired for a Pepsi commercial with Nick Lache
- 1:36:33Speaker 6: and then he outed me like he couldn't work with
- 1:36:36Speaker 6: me because yeah, but yeah, yeah y. But here's the thing.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: I was like, didn't deserve Jessica.
- 1:36:45Speaker 6: I was like, so, you're the pervert that has the
- 1:36:47Speaker 6: magazine and knows, but I'm the.
- 1:36:51Speaker 3: Problem because I'm the content.
- 1:36:54Speaker 6: That's ridiculous, Like no one knew until you said something,
- 1:36:58Speaker 6: so you're you're in your mind. I didn't realize I
- 1:37:01Speaker 6: was that famous. You think the whole world knows who
- 1:37:03Speaker 6: I am on site. That's ridiculous. So at that one,
- 1:37:06Speaker 6: and then also I did a super Bowl commercial I
- 1:37:12Speaker 6: can't remember which one was super Bowl commercial for Visa,
- 1:37:17Speaker 6: and we shot the whole thing and come the day
- 1:37:23Speaker 6: of the game, while my friends are there, it's like
- 1:37:29Speaker 6: it's back when you could like buy a house with
- 1:37:30Speaker 6: a commercial. They've paid really well, and it there's a
- 1:37:35Speaker 6: kiss and they pull away and it's not me. It's
- 1:37:36Speaker 6: like clothes, it's not me. They replaced me and I
- 1:37:39Speaker 6: lost it. And then my agent is like, I was
- 1:37:42Speaker 6: I wanted to talk to you before, but like you've
- 1:37:44Speaker 6: been gone and they replaced me because there's a scene
- 1:37:48Speaker 6: in it where the guy's envisioning his girlfriend as like
- 1:37:51Speaker 6: American beauty, like she's just amazing. So it's a bed
- 1:37:54Speaker 6: scene and the pillows, the rose petals are on her. Now,
- 1:37:59Speaker 6: the magazine that I had a contract with that was
- 1:38:02Speaker 6: the theme and it was a cover, and it's just
- 1:38:05Speaker 6: bad timing that it was out at the same time.
- 1:38:08Speaker 6: But I honestly, I really did think only perverts want
- 1:38:10Speaker 6: to look at this stuff. The real world doesn't look
- 1:38:12Speaker 6: at it, so it's just too soon. And the guy
- 1:38:15Speaker 6: that was doing the lighting, he recognized me. He went
- 1:38:19Speaker 6: on his own lunchtime to go get the magazine, bring
- 1:38:22Speaker 6: it to set, show everyone from visa, show everyone on set. Now,
- 1:38:27Speaker 6: if that had happened in modern times, I could sue
- 1:38:29Speaker 6: the fuck out of everybody. But all that happened is
- 1:38:32Speaker 6: they quietly replaced me, and I got yelled up by
- 1:38:35Speaker 6: my agent for yeah, well yeah fuck yeah. So it's
- 1:38:41Speaker 6: almost like I wish I still had that call sheet.
- 1:38:44Speaker 6: What are the statutes of limitations on that? You know
- 1:38:46Speaker 6: what I mean, it's definitely more than seven years, like
- 1:38:50Speaker 6: twenty seven years. But yeah, it was. It was really
- 1:38:53Speaker 6: but that stuff would happen all the time because it
- 1:38:56Speaker 6: took time for I had work a lot for people
- 1:39:00Speaker 6: to like either don't know or know and just they
- 1:39:03Speaker 6: don't care, like shows up to work, she's on time.
- 1:39:05Speaker 6: Those are fucking lines, what of it? It took a
- 1:39:08Speaker 6: really long time, and it took a really long time
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: of me showing who I actually am these cases versus
- 1:39:17Speaker 6: what you think I am, because you know I was.
- 1:39:21Speaker 6: I took a picture.
- 1:39:22Speaker 2: You know, you keep in contact with any of the people,
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: like in the modeling world or in the I guess
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: that's world like or just I mean, well but well
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: and like from that part of your life because you're
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: doing comedy now, so it's like, are you how involved
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: are you in the modeling world these days?
- 1:39:38Speaker 6: I don't really model that much. I just did something,
- 1:39:40Speaker 6: you know, lucky, right, So like with Giano, so we yeah,
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: so we I modeled these. Madonna had these bomber jackets
- 1:39:49Speaker 6: made a long time ago, and I guess she wanted
- 1:39:51Speaker 6: new ones so that's how I'm remembering the story. And
- 1:39:54Speaker 6: so he asked me if I wanted to model them.
- 1:39:56Speaker 6: So I was like, yeah, sure, you don't say no
- 1:39:58Speaker 6: to Madonna. Of course I canceled the show for it.
- 1:40:01Speaker 6: I'm like, sorry, I'm not coming. It's the Madonna. Yeah,
- 1:40:06Speaker 6: I mean I do. I have like I've been I'm
- 1:40:08Speaker 6: supposed to shoot for a foreign foreign playboy and I'm
- 1:40:13Speaker 6: not gonna say which one, but I've always I kept
- 1:40:15Speaker 6: pushing it back because I'm like, I'm fat. I can't.
- 1:40:19Speaker 6: I'm like, I'll lose weight because he used to lose
- 1:40:21Speaker 6: weight really easy. Just give me a couple of weeks
- 1:40:23Speaker 6: and I'm like, no, it was not going anymore. I'm
- 1:40:25Speaker 6: getting fatter. I'm getting better and better and better.
- 1:40:31Speaker 3: You might not know because you're not kind of in
- 1:40:32Speaker 3: the scene.
- 1:40:33Speaker 4: But is ozempic taking over like the modeling scene as well,
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: because of means a couple of comics that we know.
- 1:40:38Speaker 4: I'm like, yo, you're looking a little skinny home girl.
- 1:40:40Speaker 3: Good for you, But I we think his own.
- 1:40:42Speaker 6: So I went to go get my hair done a
- 1:40:44Speaker 6: few weeks ago and I I walked in my I
- 1:40:48Speaker 6: was bad. I hadn't gone in a very long time
- 1:40:50Speaker 6: to get my roots done. My here Joseph goes Rachel
- 1:40:55Speaker 6: of zemp Jesus, and I was, I we we we
- 1:40:59Speaker 6: triggered everybody in there because I was even worse. I
- 1:41:01Speaker 6: was like, thank you, really do I look a little
- 1:41:05Speaker 6: you know, may shd because in the best way possible,
- 1:41:08Speaker 6: You're just like, you know what I mean, like and
- 1:41:11Speaker 6: every it was so wrong, It was so wrong. We
- 1:41:13Speaker 6: were kidding obviously, and he's like, I did lose fifteen pounds,
- 1:41:16Speaker 6: but it's just like I look good sick, you know,
- 1:41:19Speaker 6: I do look death becomes me well though, I will
- 1:41:22Speaker 6: say it really does.
- 1:41:25Speaker 4: Because I was telling them I have a homeboy that
- 1:41:28Speaker 4: literally just didn't stand up with George prest and he
- 1:41:30Speaker 4: said he went got off stage. They did a little
- 1:41:33Speaker 4: kick it after some girl went in there and offered
- 1:41:35Speaker 4: them Olympic because he was fat.
- 1:41:37Speaker 6: That's mean, that's so awful.
- 1:41:40Speaker 4: That's not the point of the story. I'm like, they're
- 1:41:42Speaker 4: literally black sold. They're literally selling.
- 1:41:44Speaker 6: That was kind of funny that you don't know what
- 1:41:46Speaker 6: that you don't know what it is.
- 1:41:47Speaker 3: He looks shout out to.
- 1:41:51Speaker 6: You can go dr and get it.
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: I do agree, but how it's on the black market.
- 1:41:55Speaker 6: It's oh yeah, everything is who people selling it. You
- 1:41:58Speaker 6: can buy breast milk on the black marte by breast
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: black market, you know that.
- 1:42:04Speaker 3: I mean I kind of feel like if you can
- 1:42:06Speaker 3: imagine it, it's happening. Yeah, I mean it's not wrong.
- 1:42:12Speaker 3: Was it rule thirty four? If it exists there's porn
- 1:42:15Speaker 3: about it? Is that what the internet? Internet rules rule
- 1:42:17Speaker 3: thirty four?
- 1:42:18Speaker 6: What was what was rule thirty three?
- 1:42:19Speaker 3: Thirty There's there's a bunch of Internet rules and I
- 1:42:22Speaker 3: think it's either Internet rule thirty four or someth it's
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: in the thirties. But it's like, if it exists, a
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: porn exists for it, and then the following rule is
- 1:42:31Speaker 3: if it doesn't already exist, a porn will exist for it.
- 1:42:35Speaker 3: Like it's just there's porn everything for every fucking theme
- 1:42:38Speaker 3: and genre. It takes up most of the Internet.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: I think most straight up you do where the things
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: you don't understand that the mic is in front of you, right,
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: it's in front, not like on the side, like you
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: know the mic is in front.
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: Yeah, Like just put the mic and where you know.
- 1:42:54Speaker 3: If you can hold it like you're doing stand.
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: Up, like the people in the chat are even they're
- 1:42:58Speaker 2: just like, hey, like what, don't you're upsetting him?
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: You're triggering him. He's upset. Sad doesn't mean.
- 1:43:05Speaker 4: You believe I'm like two, I'm like off the mic.
- 1:43:10Speaker 1: It's just it's weird when you're telling a story and
- 1:43:12Speaker 1: you're like, hey.
- 1:43:12Speaker 4: Better, then we might need some better mics. I don't
- 1:43:14Speaker 4: think doctor green.
- 1:43:15Speaker 6: Thumbs, you're gonna have to laugh him.
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: You know why do you know why it doesn't happen
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: to green Thumbs? Because people put their headphones on you
- 1:43:21Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 1:43:22Speaker 4: Two two inches away and the corner that people can't
- 1:43:24Speaker 4: hear it. It has to be the mic. There's no way
- 1:43:27Speaker 4: that you have to be like hey.
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: Then we need No, we're not buying a new mic
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: just because you don't know how to fuck use a
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: regular microphone.
- 1:43:34Speaker 3: Bugging people that I go like, just.
- 1:43:35Speaker 6: Feel like a mask in the mics. In the mask, well,
- 1:43:39Speaker 6: that's part of thing.
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: People literally go like, oh my god, that was It's
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: one thing not knowing how to speak English.
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: I don't know proper English.
- 1:43:46Speaker 1: No, I'm saying it's one thing.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: It's one thing not knowing how to speak proper English,
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: but not knowing how to use a mic.
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: This is getting out of handbroke.
- 1:43:52Speaker 3: You can start yelling to.
- 1:43:52Speaker 6: If you you guys are out of control. Yeah, anyway,
- 1:43:57Speaker 6: you can buy a burrast milk and bathwater, bathwater and
- 1:44:02Speaker 6: uh by guys and things on the internet. But I
- 1:44:05Speaker 6: don't think you should buy faco zimpic.
- 1:44:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:44:08Speaker 6: I know someone that got something. I didn't know someone
- 1:44:10Speaker 6: that got some and he stopped, thank god. But he
- 1:44:13Speaker 6: was getting a goiter on his neck and it would
- 1:44:16Speaker 6: move like there's a thyroid issue, so it would be
- 1:44:18Speaker 6: like a big one here and then it was like
- 1:44:20Speaker 6: here on Yeah, and I I don't want to tell
- 1:44:25Speaker 6: you a how to live with anyone's life. But I
- 1:44:26Speaker 6: was like, you might not want to do that. It
- 1:44:28Speaker 6: exists your throat heart. And he's like yeah, I'm like, dude,
- 1:44:31Speaker 6: if you'll fuck with your thyroid, which is not good,
- 1:44:35Speaker 6: and also like you'll get you're getting sick, like it's
- 1:44:39Speaker 6: make it'll make you sick.
- 1:44:40Speaker 3: It's not for your medicine.
- 1:44:43Speaker 6: Well, also it's not for him, you know what I mean,
- 1:44:45Speaker 6: Like he wanted to lose five pounds, it's not for you, you
- 1:44:48Speaker 6: know what.
- 1:44:48Speaker 3: I meant, bad for a month or just eating good
- 1:44:55Speaker 3: suggestions own.
- 1:44:57Speaker 6: Get but yes, you'll be really skinny. Stress out a lot.
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: Wow, stress out that you can die from that shit.
- 1:45:08Speaker 6: You guys I used. I didn't know you were okay.
- 1:45:11Speaker 6: So obviously I was in a girl group and they
- 1:45:13Speaker 6: wanted to be very skinny all the time. And I
- 1:45:17Speaker 6: like a guy who was dann used to surf and
- 1:45:19Speaker 6: he's like, oh, take these because no girl can poop
- 1:45:22Speaker 6: on her own almost never. And then so he's like,
- 1:45:25Speaker 6: take these are called ducaleks and the little pills. He
- 1:45:27Speaker 6: gave me four of them. I know I probably pronounce him,
- 1:45:31Speaker 6: but he gave me four of them. He said, take these,
- 1:45:34Speaker 6: you'll be straight. It's fine. I take them before I
- 1:45:36Speaker 6: go surfing. So I'm like, because he's in the water
- 1:45:38Speaker 6: all the time, he's like, you don't want to get
- 1:45:39Speaker 6: the bubble guts And I was like, okay, cool, I
- 1:45:42Speaker 6: stupid ass didn't read anything. I took all four of them.
- 1:45:47Speaker 6: And then that was like my ritual. I At six o'clock,
- 1:45:50Speaker 6: I stopt winding up on a lotionando take the thing,
- 1:45:51Speaker 6: go to bed. I was like, go to bed really
- 1:45:54Speaker 6: early because I don't want to age, and and just
- 1:45:57Speaker 6: you know, crap myself but I was so skinny. It
- 1:46:02Speaker 6: was exactly what they wanted me to be. And so
- 1:46:05Speaker 6: and Mike got used to it, like you got my
- 1:46:06Speaker 6: body got used to it. It wasn't even working after
- 1:46:08Speaker 6: a while. And there was one time me, okay, So
- 1:46:12Speaker 6: I was supposed to get doll and so Melody and I
- 1:46:15Speaker 6: I dull pick her up and we weren't allowed to
- 1:46:16Speaker 6: eat junk food and it should be really really strict
- 1:46:19Speaker 6: with us, and so we stuck it because it was
- 1:46:20Speaker 6: like five in the morning because we were driving to Vegas.
- 1:46:23Speaker 6: Divas Live and so like, let's sneak it like Christmas, Like,
- 1:46:27Speaker 6: if we're up this early, we deserve a breakfast sandwich.
- 1:46:30Speaker 6: We've been eating so healthy. No, that was already a
- 1:46:33Speaker 6: bad idea. I my duke legs didn't work that morning.
- 1:46:37Speaker 6: I'm like, well, I eat McDonald's. I ate McDonald's breakfast.
- 1:46:41Speaker 6: We get on this this fucking bus. It's a tour bus.
- 1:46:45Speaker 6: Because Jimmy thinks it's to me, I mean's like it'll
- 1:46:47Speaker 6: be fun. I'm like, oh god, this would be horrible,
- 1:46:48Speaker 6: like six hours with everybody on a bus. And I'm
- 1:46:52Speaker 6: already kind of not feeling well. And I go to
- 1:46:54Speaker 6: the back Becau. You're not supposed to do poops on
- 1:46:56Speaker 6: a tour bus, but this was an emergency. And there's
- 1:47:01Speaker 6: he got the one with no toilet.
- 1:47:03Speaker 4: What the fuck? When you're like, when does this ever happen?
- 1:47:08Speaker 6: Inner scope? This is Jimmy iveen Ron Fair and there's
- 1:47:13Speaker 6: no toilet on this fucking bitch? Are you kidding me?
- 1:47:16Speaker 6: Right now? I was like, girl's pea? Every five seconds,
- 1:47:20Speaker 6: I was like, what is this?
- 1:47:22Speaker 5: What is this?
- 1:47:23Speaker 3: This is you drink.
- 1:47:25Speaker 6: So super early in the morning. Robin, the woman that
- 1:47:29Speaker 6: created everything, she has all this like fruit there, and
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: normally I don't think she cares bracers, but we're all together,
- 1:47:36Speaker 6: so she's being motherly and she's like, eat something, and
- 1:47:39Speaker 6: I was like, no, no, no, I'm good, which normally
- 1:47:41Speaker 6: I'm not told to eat what I'm told to not
- 1:47:43Speaker 6: eat things. So I was like, wonder you, who are you?
- 1:47:45Speaker 6: And it's fruit. It's fucking fruit in the morning. If
- 1:47:50Speaker 6: anybody you don't know like fruit in the morning, it
- 1:47:52Speaker 6: just it's it's really good for you. Yeah, it's a
- 1:47:56Speaker 6: lot of flushing. So I've already taken the pills, four
- 1:47:59Speaker 6: of them, only to take one I found out by
- 1:48:01Speaker 6: the way, you're only supposed to take one. I'm taking
- 1:48:02Speaker 6: four for like the longest time, and I've taken the
- 1:48:06Speaker 6: things I've had McDonald's. I'm already feeling sick. And then
- 1:48:10Speaker 6: she's I have to eat. My mom told me to
- 1:48:12Speaker 6: eat fruit in front of everybody. I'm like so delicious,
- 1:48:15Speaker 6: and I am just like oh god, oh god, and
- 1:48:19Speaker 6: I had to I'm like oh no. And I had
- 1:48:21Speaker 6: to go up to Jimmy and we had cameras because
- 1:48:23Speaker 6: they were like hitting behind the scenes things and I
- 1:48:25Speaker 6: was like whispering joy to stop something, and he's like why,
- 1:48:30Speaker 6: I'm I'm gonna shit myself, and he just looks at me.
- 1:48:33Speaker 6: Can you have to tell you, Jimmy, I mean you
- 1:48:34Speaker 6: have to boop. It's really uncomfortable. It's really not It
- 1:48:38Speaker 6: wasn't fun. I was really embarrassed, and he just looks
- 1:48:40Speaker 6: at me like can you hold it? Like nomm like
- 1:48:45Speaker 6: literally like I didn't even care if there was about him.
- 1:48:46Speaker 6: I had to get off this thing. And so he's
- 1:48:50Speaker 6: he's like, you'll be okay, and then my stomach goes
- 1:48:51Speaker 6: on and he goes, oh gosh, okay, so we're gonna
- 1:48:54Speaker 6: get through this. So I go I'm running. I'm little,
- 1:48:56Speaker 6: practically like holding my butt cheeks together because I'm like,
- 1:48:58Speaker 6: I'm scared of myself. I go in there. It was yeah,
- 1:49:02Speaker 6: South Park, where can he dies on the tile because
- 1:49:05Speaker 6: he's explosive diarrh. Yeah that was one thousand percent me
- 1:49:13Speaker 6: one thousand percent. It was already horrible. It's already embarrassing.
- 1:49:16Speaker 6: I wanted to die. And what do I see at
- 1:49:19Speaker 6: the time. There were too many girls in the persiandules,
- 1:49:23Speaker 6: and I see all their little feet and they're there
- 1:49:27Speaker 6: and I'm like, you guys don't have to be like
- 1:49:28Speaker 6: are you okay? I'm like girl, I'm like good, look away.
- 1:49:33Speaker 6: And it was like bridesmaids for real though, because they're like,
- 1:49:36Speaker 6: you can tell they don't want to be there, and
- 1:49:37Speaker 6: I'm like, save yourself, just you don't need to be
- 1:49:40Speaker 6: here with you don't have to hold my handy this,
- 1:49:42Speaker 6: please please leave, and they're like, oh my god.
- 1:49:45Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, I know obviously it didn't, but
- 1:49:47Speaker 4: they did. The camera crew didn't try to capture.
- 1:49:48Speaker 6: No, they did. I would be it would be fucking gold.
- 1:49:51Speaker 6: But I was like the camera crew didn't know if
- 1:49:53Speaker 6: they did, they they were They never let on that
- 1:49:56Speaker 6: you knew, but it was awful.
- 1:49:58Speaker 2: It was awful, like a straight dumb and dumber bathroom moment.
- 1:50:02Speaker 6: It was. It was the worst. It was so, you know,
- 1:50:05Speaker 6: I'm it's actually funny that I'm even talking about this
- 1:50:08Speaker 6: because I'm always really shit shy, and so this experience
- 1:50:14Speaker 6: was like you ever just wanted disintegrate. I just want
- 1:50:17Speaker 6: to just take me, now, take me. I don't want
- 1:50:22Speaker 6: I don't want this anymore. Like it's bad.
- 1:50:25Speaker 3: The ring sting must have been unreal.
- 1:50:26Speaker 6: It was bad. Oh my god, it was bad. It
- 1:50:29Speaker 6: was bad. And then it was like nauseous the whole way.
- 1:50:31Speaker 6: I'm like, I can't throw up. On top of that,
- 1:50:33Speaker 6: the last.
- 1:50:33Speaker 4: Time you took those pills, right, No, like that the
- 1:50:38Speaker 4: last time McDonald's.
- 1:50:41Speaker 1: McDonald's did you cry?
- 1:50:44Speaker 6: Yeah, you guys are embarrassed. It was really embarrassed. I'm
- 1:50:47Speaker 6: embarrassed right now.
- 1:50:49Speaker 3: Everybody poops not like that at least once. Yeah, no,
- 1:50:56Speaker 3: I'm definitely that the cameras.
- 1:50:59Speaker 6: With no one's ever hold their girl does not. I'm
- 1:51:03Speaker 6: a girl too. It's a different I'm like literally like
- 1:51:08Speaker 6: it was wading because I was so scared, it was
- 1:51:11Speaker 6: so scared to breathe.
- 1:51:13Speaker 3: I went to a twenty four hour fitness and van
- 1:51:15Speaker 3: eyes and it was so fucking gross. But like I
- 1:51:17Speaker 3: got like dehydrated, had a shit real bad. That's like
- 1:51:20Speaker 3: how my body reacts to being dehydrated, I guess. And
- 1:51:23Speaker 3: so I go in there and this toilet is just
- 1:51:24Speaker 3: fucking gnarly, and I was just like, I do have
- 1:51:26Speaker 3: a choice. So I'm like literally gripped the fucking walls.
- 1:51:30Speaker 3: It was just like you hovered. Yeah, it was so gross.
- 1:51:34Speaker 6: Splatter though.
- 1:51:35Speaker 3: Look that toilet was always it was like a pollard else. Well, no,
- 1:51:40Speaker 3: but that's the thing, there's already splattered. I was just like,
- 1:51:43Speaker 3: dog I it was the worst.
- 1:51:45Speaker 4: I gotta give it up to girls that that go
- 1:51:47Speaker 4: to music festivals and they go into poor potties. Oh,
- 1:51:50Speaker 4: because I can bear to pee. I can't imagine the
- 1:51:52Speaker 4: Oh I gag.
- 1:51:53Speaker 6: I can't do it. I have held my be for
- 1:51:55Speaker 6: so long. That's why I don't understand people. Let do drugs,
- 1:51:58Speaker 6: and that's why I don't do it, like nope, because
- 1:52:00Speaker 6: I don't have to yep.
- 1:52:01Speaker 1: That straight up. But that's the doors.
- 1:52:03Speaker 3: That's why you as.
- 1:52:06Speaker 6: Even like they're drinking. I'm like, it's not that I'm
- 1:52:08Speaker 6: sober Sally. I'm like, no, there's just I don't like
- 1:52:10Speaker 6: public Bathos. I don't like public, but I don't like
- 1:52:13Speaker 6: it straight out.
- 1:52:14Speaker 1: Hey, but Rachel, I want to thank you for coming
- 1:52:17Speaker 1: on the show number one.
- 1:52:17Speaker 6: Just give it up, BROI this is a good one.
- 1:52:21Speaker 6: I gave you all my secrets. This is another archives.
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: You're definitely enlighten does here with you know.
- 1:52:29Speaker 6: I mean, I don't even want to see that. I'm
- 1:52:31Speaker 6: not even gonna look at your comics session.
- 1:52:33Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna we're gonna send you the clips when
- 1:52:35Speaker 2: they're when they're all made and done, so hopefully you
- 1:52:37Speaker 2: know you tag you collab with us on it.
- 1:52:40Speaker 1: Where can people follow you at? And I want to
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: check out.
- 1:52:42Speaker 6: Your comedy, so you can go to our Sterling comedy
- 1:52:46Speaker 6: on Instagram. And I have a bunch of clips up there.
- 1:52:49Speaker 6: I have someone where I have someone working on my
- 1:52:52Speaker 6: website stand up comedy. It would be funny to the
- 1:52:55Speaker 6: same time, right, So then I'll post all that stuff
- 1:52:58Speaker 6: up there. And I I I produce a lot of
- 1:53:01Speaker 6: shows at the three clubs, so it's no rhyme or
- 1:53:04Speaker 6: reason to the day, so you just gotta like check
- 1:53:05Speaker 6: but yeah, sick.
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: Hell yeah, make sure. Thank you Ray for holding down
- 1:53:12Speaker 2: the engineering and producing the show. Thank you make sure
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: you guys Tick come out of Morning Shot Films and Morning
- 1:53:17Speaker 2: Real Podcast Rock. We'll also be doing a close out afterwards,
- 1:53:21Speaker 2: so stay tuned for that.
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: But shout out to Rock.
- 1:53:24Speaker 3: Thank you for coming out today. Rachel has a lot
- 1:53:25Speaker 3: of fun. Shout out b Sad she wasn't here to
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- 1:53:37Speaker 3: Catch me every Thursday and Friday for the most part
- 1:53:40Speaker 3: on the Doctor Green Thumb Mixed Show. And yeah, if
- 1:53:43Speaker 3: you come out to Rymefest, come say hi, hit.
- 1:53:46Speaker 4: That live bunch, subscribe And this Saturday I will be
- 1:53:49Speaker 4: in the Bellflower with Jack Junior at the Bellflower stand up.
- 1:53:52Speaker 4: It's been a while time I went up on stage,
- 1:53:54Speaker 4: so we'll see how it goes.
- 1:53:56Speaker 1: I remember no COVID jokes, fuck you four years.
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- 1:54:35Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'm alive.
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- 1:54:40Speaker 2: Thank you once again, everybody, everybody for tuning in. Hit
- 1:54:42Speaker 2: that thumbs up. Make sure you guys, uh, what is it,
- 1:54:45Speaker 2: get your tickets to Rhymefest if you haven't, because I
- 1:54:48Speaker 2: will be having a pop up a shop there, so
- 1:54:51Speaker 2: make sure you guys pull up.
- 1:54:52Speaker 1: It's at the coliseum. I will be going down great concert.
- 1:54:55Speaker 2: I will have a lot of new merch, a lot
- 1:54:57Speaker 2: of collectible stuff, and just yeah, a lot of high
- 1:55:00Speaker 2: and hungry merch that I've been working on. So make
- 1:55:02Speaker 2: sure you guys check that out and stop by the booth.
- 1:55:04Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and also get the pro pens. I will
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: have them on there so you guys can sample them
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: and stuff and you guys can get some. I mean,
- 1:55:09Speaker 2: you're gonna be at the concert, you know you're gonna
- 1:55:11Speaker 2: eventually run out of blunts and all this stuff.
- 1:55:12Speaker 1: And there there I'm gonna be right there. Just get
- 1:55:17Speaker 1: one from me.
- 1:55:18Speaker 3: He's gonna get it.
- 1:55:19Speaker 4: Go to the zone and get that ship and you
- 1:55:20Speaker 4: already be inside to be Brownie.
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: Brand new, charge, ready to go.
- 1:55:23Speaker 2: And also to make sure you guys check out this
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: project that we did with Goom Some and the Inner Realms.
- 1:55:31Speaker 2: It's called what is It? We don't flip samples the
- 1:55:33Speaker 2: same and it's available on all streaming platforms there. It's
- 1:55:37Speaker 2: a whole it's a whole album that he's making with
- 1:55:40Speaker 2: just a samples of snippets from the show. So it's
- 1:55:44Speaker 2: mostly our audit are I guess stuff that we say
- 1:55:48Speaker 2: and quotables and all this stuff. So you can hear
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: the first product, the first single off the project right there.
- 1:55:53Speaker 2: It's a beat project. So make sure you guys just
- 1:55:55Speaker 2: show some leve There will be some vinyl presses being
- 1:55:57Speaker 2: done very limited, so check that out. Also Flavors by
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- 1:56:03Speaker 2: once again for our sponsors. And uh, we're working on
- 1:56:07Speaker 2: I don't know, we might do a High Hungry this
- 1:56:08Speaker 2: weekend at the Ryan Festine. Who's there with that sick Yeah.
- 1:56:11Speaker 2: With that being said, well, uh we'll see you guys
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: next week and Saturday Saturday Blog.
- 1:56:16Speaker 3: There will be a Saturday Blog.
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