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A Golden Sisterhood with Susan Noles and Kathy Swarts · The Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Ben and Ashley I Almost Famous podcast
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  Speaker 1: with iHeart.
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  Speaker 2: Radio Ladies and gentlemen. Kathy and Susan have entered the building.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't believe it. Back here, I.
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  Speaker 4: Miss Okay can say, yeah, this was our class.
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  Speaker 3: I know I had shoes on the.
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  Speaker 4: Classic. My little quarter was over there, I know you were.
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  Speaker 3: A message was everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, I got that one damn little tiny rock
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  Speaker 4: over there. Susans like, get out of the way, Get
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  Speaker 4: out of the way. I'm I'm clothes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this was just being back here. Does
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  Speaker 3: it just feel so weird?
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  Speaker 4: And we have phones? Like we never had a phone.
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  Speaker 4: I know we never had a phone in here. We
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  Speaker 4: have phone. We have we can talk to each other.
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  Speaker 4: They're not chained to the building. We're not my actually
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  Speaker 4: could walk outside. Do we need our just enough?
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  Speaker 5: Kathy and Susan take take the Bachelor mansion?
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  Speaker 1: Take one. Okay, So Susan, yes, tell me about your
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  Speaker 1: he did in life?
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  Speaker 3: What dating exactly?
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  Speaker 4: Would you like? Care about mine? It's just as bad
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  Speaker 4: as yours.
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  Speaker 3: From what I understand, they told me, Like my mailboxes
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  Speaker 3: we're going to be full after you got off the show.
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  Speaker 3: I have twelve years old.
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  Speaker 4: You got the bill stars. Wait, you know the best
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  Speaker 4: one I had?
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God, I have a thirty two year
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  Speaker 1: old guy who said he liked older women.
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  Speaker 4: I said, I got kids older than you are? Thirty two?
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that called a guilt?
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  Speaker 5: That's called don't play with that stand for.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of a mother, it's a grandmother. Excuse me, I
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  Speaker 4: am not a grandmother. Yes you are, maybe I consider
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  Speaker 4: every day I talked to you.
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  Speaker 1: Every day I got your grandmother, which I don't talk
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  Speaker 1: about your damn meatballs.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even go Do you want to talk about
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  Speaker 4: the gift I brought you? Well, quickly, do we forget gift?
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  Speaker 4: The socks I.
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  Speaker 3: Brought farting socks that Nancy and I both got.
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  Speaker 5: They say, so you know, Cat, which one of you
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  Speaker 5: was the farter? It was Susan?
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  Speaker 3: No, actually, excuse had the worst silent gas silent gas
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  Speaker 3: for about twelve hours one day.
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  Speaker 5: You just had a lot of silent gas.
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  Speaker 3: Was no the silence? Oh yeah we had that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My girlfriend downstairs, Sondra, she had the twenty three second
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  Speaker 3: fort's right, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What I did.
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  Speaker 4: Not stop.
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  Speaker 3: But her facial expressions were.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just talk wait, I want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: that bedroom over there where we all slept, the four
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 4: This one's farting, one of them snoring? Am I right?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: You were just peak cheeks.
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  Speaker 4: The very quietly.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she was so ladylike, you know, I do not,
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  Speaker 1: I do not, I do not snore.
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  Speaker 3: No, but really, it's great to be back here.
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  Speaker 1: It is so much fun, and we love each other,
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  Speaker 1: and we loved our experience on the Old Bunch.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we're not We're not done yet.
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  Speaker 4: We're not done.
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  Speaker 3: I like this whole thing, them having fun.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling like this is a great time for me
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  Speaker 2: to interject here and just say that we do have
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  Speaker 2: Susan and Kathy from The Golden Bachelor, and I'm really
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  Speaker 2: seeing that Paradise is a must.
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  Speaker 1: They have no bikini there's a lot of no bikinis,
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  Speaker 1: and there's bugs and there's mosquitoes, and.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't ideal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we're going.
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  Speaker 5: Are they going to get married in Italy?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, Why are we going with Teresa?
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  Speaker 2: And because Italy? Okay, I love it in Italy? The
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  Speaker 2: same sounds expensive, so maybe maybe that sounds on brand Thomas.
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  Speaker 3: Where is paradise and Where's where's your paradise?
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  Speaker 5: It's Sally lead to Mexico speak Spanish.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? Can you find? A barn of bathroom?
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  Speaker 4: That's all you need?
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  Speaker 5: How often do you guys? Talk in real life?
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  Speaker 4: Every day?
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  Speaker 5: Every day.
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  Speaker 1: We play adding are you kidding me? I've seen every
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  Speaker 1: part of this woman's body. She literally calls me when
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  Speaker 1: she's getting dressed with nothing on.
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  Speaker 4: No. I like it when she calls it. I'm cooking.
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  Speaker 3: Her and Nancy, the three of us are on the
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  Speaker 3: fence and.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, what are you doing? I'm making land chops? Right?
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  Speaker 4: What else? And then goes who's coming for dinner? I
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  Speaker 4: said nobody? And then she goes, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: I'm pushing a button on the microwave.
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  Speaker 5: What attracted you to each other so instantly?
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  Speaker 4: We slept next to me in the next bed.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, that's how the best friendship began, honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know how you and I Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: finish each other's sentences. We think the same thing, But
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know how.
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  Speaker 3: I holler at her sometimes, though I do.
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  Speaker 4: She does, but you do my hair? Well? That was
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  Speaker 4: cute we saw that she does. She does my hair, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and sticks in a lot of Boutby pins. Give me
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  Speaker 4: but you know she don't. No, But I'm from were
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  Speaker 4: like sisters from different mothers. How do you know? We
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  Speaker 4: have different brothers.
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  Speaker 3: We have fun together, we do and I love you
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  Speaker 3: you experience. I didn't get the man, She didn't get
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  Speaker 3: the man.
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: We had some good, good friendships come out of this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah we did. But we made it.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody right now?
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  Speaker 4: Who we made it? Okay?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're getting into we love it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask Susan to talk for a second
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  Speaker 2: because all right, So, so we know that Kathy and
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  Speaker 2: Teresa's drama was really the only drama we had all
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  Speaker 2: season amongst the women. So now that it's been announced
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  Speaker 2: that Teresa is the winner, Susan, how does your best
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  Speaker 2: friend feel about this?
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  Speaker 5: She's just squeezing her arm. Actually a moment where it
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  Speaker 5: was like, bitch, don't you say wait if I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get If I get elbow one more time than that,
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  Speaker 3: we bruised.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, Should I tell them about the dress? You should
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  Speaker 4: tell no? All right, let her tell you. This is good.
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  Speaker 4: This is good.
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  Speaker 1: So I, Susan, lovest the shop I left to walk, hike, run. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a sports girl, like I won the pick a
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  Speaker 1: ball tournament. I'm going to get to the point. This
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  Speaker 1: girl loves to shop and cook. So I was so
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  Speaker 1: proud of myself. I went shopping for a dress for tonight.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe this. You know this is not
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  Speaker 1: the dress.
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  Speaker 3: No, she sent me, sent me the pictures, everything I
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  Speaker 3: can prove this is true.
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  Speaker 4: The dress was the dress chesa tonight. Can you imagine it?
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
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  Speaker 2: Doctor?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not getting I told you no, one told nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I decided not to wear because but you know it's
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna probably get engage.
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  Speaker 4: It's like white b I didn't think of her. Give
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  Speaker 4: me you like the other one. Better tell the truth, okay,
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  Speaker 4: you like that.
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  Speaker 3: There was nothing to do with Teresa had no idea.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't.
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  Speaker 1: She walks on and went, oh my god, she's got
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  Speaker 1: on my dress, and I thought, can you imagine batstor Nation.
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  Speaker 4: They would have said, now is she telling her zip it?
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  Speaker 4: She knows something buys her dress.
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  Speaker 2: So part of me thinks that production would have told
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  Speaker 2: you backstage, you can't wear that dress.
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  Speaker 5: Teresa's well, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: Then?
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  Speaker 5: How juicy. Would it have been if they had had
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  Speaker 5: you both.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly? Would that be a sleigh moment?
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  Speaker 5: Are you guys auditioning right now for your own show?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, without it in the corner tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we did jacket out that miss bitman. But no, wait,
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  Speaker 1: let's be honest. What did I I'm going to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: answer the question about Teresa, answer question, get back on.
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  Speaker 4: Winning.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm able to come back very very happy for her.
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  Speaker 2: So a lot of that was a lot also, Kathy,
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  Speaker 2: I will say I would have been exactly in your position.
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  Speaker 2: I would have been like, is this woman just a
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  Speaker 2: little spacey or is she being a little bit mean?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, just tell us too much. She just talked
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  Speaker 4: too much about the private parts of their date, like
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  Speaker 4: you know. And she studied the show. Remember she said
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  Speaker 4: she watched every show study.
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  Speaker 2: Some people have gotten in trouble in past seasons for
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  Speaker 2: having taken notes and studying the show.
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  Speaker 4: Every part of every day. I was going to do.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's ridiculous. We should We can't villadize people
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  Speaker 2: who just know the show. I was a huge fan
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  Speaker 2: of the show. We know the show. It's great, and
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  Speaker 2: it's like so exciting that that's happening to us. That's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm totally fine with her doing That's so cute that
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  Speaker 2: he knew each step the faith.
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  Speaker 4: He's never saw an episode. I'm like, what are you
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  Speaker 4: doing here? So honestly though, it was, come on, I
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  Speaker 4: wish them. I talked to.
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  Speaker 3: Alone there and can I be at the wedding?
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  Speaker 4: I almost cried.
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  Speaker 1: I truly almost cried when I saw them tonight, because
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  Speaker 1: that really is true luck.
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  Speaker 4: They look so happy, and they both they glowed. I
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  Speaker 4: mean really, it gave me.
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  Speaker 1: It gave me hope if it doesn't work out with
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  Speaker 1: somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: It gave you. Did not for me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm happy for them. You have no hope for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's not about hope, of course it is. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going back on dating sites. That's okay, go my lottery
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  Speaker 3: ticket over. I'm not meeting them in the sugar isle.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the fruit, I don't know, fruits.
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  Speaker 5: What isle are you most likely to meet a man in?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, there's no question, depot, beef, home depot probably.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, I live in honey.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. The guy's in home depot. Half the
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  Speaker 1: T shirts on. They head backward and there, caring a beer.
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  Speaker 4: I had a man in whom depot get on his knees.
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  Speaker 4: He was follow me a couple of miles. I was
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  Speaker 4: getting a little paranoid. I walked around the aud.
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  Speaker 3: He was one of his nieceship English, half Spanish. He
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  Speaker 3: proposed to me. I never sold this guy in my life.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, he came up about here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, old, this is what I get. I'm nice
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  Speaker 3: people out there. I'm really nice. She can I'm a
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  Speaker 3: great kisser. I could give lessons?
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  Speaker 4: Can I too? On the show talk about bad luck?
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  Speaker 4: Who I was between?
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  Speaker 1: Every time I was with Gary, I was between Faith
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  Speaker 1: and Leslie. They're making out madly. Then he comes to me,
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  Speaker 1: how's Teresa great?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Next back, now he's making out with Leslie.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, that was fun. However, I think they
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  Speaker 4: enjoyed our company.
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  Speaker 3: He made a lot of friends, We entertained a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people. We ran this house.
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  Speaker 5: Did people ever get annoyed?
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  Speaker 1: Do you?
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 5: Guys just would just be like constantly bippin.
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  Speaker 3: Unless they did it behind our back. But they seemed
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  Speaker 3: like they liked us.
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  Speaker 4: No, they liked us. Can they not like us?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's very you guys are just hair have
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  Speaker 2: so much energy.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't my kids said the same thing with your
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  Speaker 1: mom place my kids? I run my kids truly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fading right now. Let's get late, and I
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  Speaker 3: believe it.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're all in that no nose to a
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  Speaker 2: live show.
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  Speaker 3: Parties just beginning, okay, party, this one goes all night.
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  Speaker 3: And they talked to me in that room, how about it?
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  Speaker 3: How many nights in mid sentence I would be in
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  Speaker 3: mid I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna cry demonstrate. So we're talking and Susan saying, no,
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  Speaker 4: you know today we did this and we did that.
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  Speaker 4: It was that cold, Susan, are you alive? Susan? Hello,
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  Speaker 4: Earth to Susan. Cool on the.
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  Speaker 3: First one up in the morning, skinny dipping, making the.
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  Speaker 5: Girls crazy morning.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, I've seen it all, every square inch and
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  Speaker 1: she literally skinned dri in that pool every morning you had.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning, lad, there wasn't everybody wasn't up. But we're
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  Speaker 3: out having coffee and I go to the edge of
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  Speaker 3: the pool, slip slip it out of it, and they
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  Speaker 3: would like, just there's cameras that go nobody's.
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  Speaker 2: Here, but they can't black box you whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this isn't like she can't want to see it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks really good your body, both bodies look really amazing.
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  Speaker 4: Kids. And then I said I kissed the girls. And
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  Speaker 4: now you know I'm like switch teams. I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I listen.
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  Speaker 1: If you go a CDC, you got twice the chance
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  Speaker 1: of finding somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I feel like we should end this interview here.
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  Speaker 3: It's just too good, So we will tell you we
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  Speaker 3: are leaving on January seventeenth to go. We are going
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  Speaker 3: to say Martin for a week, and.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna document it all on Instagram.
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  Speaker 4: It's only topless there on the French Cyber's thing. But
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  Speaker 4: I will not let the video that you topless? What
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  Speaker 4: are you gonna bame? Not?
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  Speaker 3: Video?
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  Speaker 4: Possession is nine times of the lawn And I'm going.
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  Speaker 3: To have thank you so much than you so much.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have you guys on any time we need
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  Speaker 2: feelings and then we won't have to do anything it
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  Speaker 2: just give you a mic.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we can come up with something.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, Bye, bye bye.
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