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Sir, Your Wife Is Pregnant

Phinehas, your wife is pregnant.

Why are you on the battlefield?

I couldn't stop asking that question.

Until I realized I wasn't just looking at Phinehas.

I was looking in a mirror.

I knew what it was like to run into battles that weren't mine. To perform so I could feel important. To ignore what was actually mine to carry while getting accolades for my “heroic” efforts somewhere else.

So yes, Phinehas.

Sir, your wife is pregnant.

But apparently, I needed to hear that too.

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